How To Talk About Gawker Without Linking Gawker

Gawker, a meritless hit-whoring hype site written by, and written for, the dim and the malignant, decided they weren't getting enough attention and published another list of legal gun owners, these located in Manhattan. (The last attention-shriek by the small no-account newspaper published names and addresses of those in Westchester County.)

Ann Althouse links the story without linking Gawker, instead linking the Daily Mail talking about Gawker's latest calculated attention-seeking outrage.

Which is, as Instapundit says, the right way to do it.

The list of people who are quite certain they are worthy of your attention grows daily.

For God's sake, Gawker isn't even original about it. They just do the same damn thing someone did last week, and try to dress it up as novel.

I have an idea: Sites that do this, that do nothing but Search Engine Optimization sort of crap, should just implement a fully automated system, no human thinking involved. Why be dishonest about things? Just straight up take human thought officially out of the process. At least then we'll have a computer to blame, and we'll be spared of having to feel embarrassed for a human.

Posted by: Ace at 10:40 AM



Comments

1 Double Post!

Posted by: Chris M at January 09, 2013 10:41 AM (b3vSq)

2 Double vision.

Posted by: Foreigner at January 09, 2013 10:42 AM (l3vZN)

3 A post so nice I read it twice

Posted by: Big T Party at January 09, 2013 10:43 AM (WiQr+)

4 Was that an illegal "full auto" post?

Posted by: looking closely at January 09, 2013 10:44 AM (PwGfd)

5 I like this post better than the last one.

Posted by: Marmo at January 09, 2013 10:44 AM (QW+AD)

6
OK, which post am I supposed to be on?

I'm so confused... .

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 09, 2013 10:45 AM (yiIja)

7 >Was that an illegal "full auto" post?

semiautomatic post- it publishes once, each time you hit 'enter'

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 10:45 AM (8sCoq)

8 If someone has the time, find and post all of their addresses. I am sick of this.

Posted by: josh at January 09, 2013 10:46 AM (kdkAs)

9 Still seeing double after that Bama ass whoopin...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 09, 2013 10:46 AM (jsWA8)

10 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 09, 2013 10:46 AM (5DR1j)

11 The 1st post was better.

Posted by: Typical hipster at January 09, 2013 10:46 AM (8sCoq)

12 Double vision
http://youtu.be/QIOn_rAaPrM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 10:46 AM (AgRBF)

13 On the actual topic, how hard would it be to simply restrict this information from public view?

In other words, can NY State pass a law protecting the names and personal information of its legal gun owners?

One would hope so.

Posted by: looking closely at January 09, 2013 10:47 AM (PwGfd)

14 For those who might be wondering, a short list of known gawker sites includes i09, Jezebel, Kotaku, Lifehacker, and Gizmodo.


Anyone else know other gawker sites?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 09, 2013 10:47 AM (xw1VU)

15 Tradition, Baby!


Later, Morons.

Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2013 10:48 AM (z9HTb)

16 I think I had too much coffee because I'm seeing double.

Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2013 10:48 AM (Em3ip)

17 ch-ch-ch-changes!

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 10:48 AM (cdYeu)

18 Alternative title: how to talk about double posting without linking double posting.

Posted by: egd at January 09, 2013 10:48 AM (XVGEg)

19 gawker is one of a family of blogs that link to each other


Jalopnik and Lifehacker are often interesting, but Gawker is pretty vile- written by and for complete assholes

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 10:48 AM (8sCoq)

20 It is pretty pathetic that they just do it again. I mean what's the point other than whoring for traffic and attention?

Posted by: gigg at January 09, 2013 10:49 AM (41VCE)

21 Another Gawker site is deadspin.com. Douches.

Posted by: louisbille at January 09, 2013 10:49 AM (9QZej)

22
There should be a pair of overly happy twins shilling this thread.

Two, two two posts in one!

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 09, 2013 10:49 AM (1Y+hH)

23 At least then we'll have a computer to blame, and we'll be spared of having to feel embarrassed for a human.


Because a computer would self-immolate in humiliation before posting stuff for Gawker?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 10:49 AM (VtjlW)

24 Was that an illegal "full auto" post?
Posted by: looking closely


The second one has extra stuff added too. An assault post!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 09, 2013 10:50 AM (BrQrN)

25 7. But if you hit enter once, your keyboard malfunctions, and you get two posts, you have a "full auto" post.

OK, I realize that reference is a bit obscure.

See David Olofson, here, a guy who spent 2.5 years in jail after his legal AR-15 fired a few shots in a row due to a defective disconnector: http://tinyurl.com/a59vae4

Posted by: looking closely at January 09, 2013 10:50 AM (PwGfd)

26 A double Post on the HQ! All iss right with the world again!

Posted by: OldDog at January 09, 2013 10:50 AM (tQYJH)

27
I don't know anything about Gawker. Never been there or read anything on their site. Their reputation keeps me away.

I've seen too many other reports of their dumbassery to waste my time with them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 09, 2013 10:50 AM (yiIja)

28 First rule of double post---don't talk about double post.

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 10:51 AM (cdYeu)

29 Heh... Best rated comment on the Daily Mail article is Cooks wifes name .. his address and phone number.

haha

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 09, 2013 10:51 AM (DGIjM)

30 So it took ace nine days in the new year to finally have a double post.

I'd say the HQ is shaping up this year.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 09, 2013 10:51 AM (S1INM)

31 It's not a double-post.

It's an "above-the-post update."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 10:51 AM (nxyLn)

32 Its Gawker Ace. To automate would put the monkeys out of work. Think of the monkeys! Being laid off in this terrible economy, going home, screech at their mate, and stealing the last banana. Oh the humanity of it all!!!!


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 10:51 AM (AgRBF)

33 I'm seeing double and I haven't even started drinking heavily yet.

Posted by: Jose Biden at January 09, 2013 10:51 AM (vYB+W)

34 Old corps SEO!, double posting

Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2013 10:52 AM (LnQr8)

35 In other words, can NY State pass a law protecting the names and personal information of its legal gun owners?

One would hope so.
Posted by: looking closely at January 09, 2013 10:47 AM (PwGfd)



There have been bills proposed for the last few years seeking to restrict that information. Those bills have never gone anywhere. I would expect that they will now.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 10:52 AM (VtjlW)

36 Comment roulette: which post will be deleted? Safer than Rusdian roulette, but I still recommend Gawker play the real thing.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 10:52 AM (Lxw+T)

37 For those who might be wondering, a short list of known gawker sites includes i09, Jezebel, Kotaku, Lifehacker, and Gizmodo.

A lot of that stuff ends up on the ONT here, I've noticed.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 09, 2013 10:53 AM (ZKzrr)

38 The cocksuckers at Gawker ruined Deadspin, which used to be a very funny sports blog, with lame shit and garbage software. Fuck them.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 09, 2013 10:53 AM (zd6zr)

39 I'm putting the bottom part of this comment in this post, and the top part in the other post.

Posted by: K-Bob at January 09, 2013 10:53 AM (2XEg8)

40 All this double shit.


http://tinyurl.com/58apeg

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 09, 2013 10:53 AM (tWFaN)

41 Well Kotaku stuff because of the late night gamers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 10:53 AM (AgRBF)

42 So, hit-whoring is a bad thing?

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2013 10:54 AM (ZDsRL)

43
What did they hope to accomplish by publishing that list anyway, except to call legal gun owners "assholes?"

Is that the best they can do? I've got a few choice epithets for them as well.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 09, 2013 10:54 AM (yiIja)

44 Double post classic.

Posted by: Golan Globus at January 09, 2013 10:54 AM (uk1a1)

45 Half the Internet is stuff Ace just said.

Posted by: zsasz at January 09, 2013 10:55 AM (RDP+N)

46 Is Rusdian Roulette like writing a "blasphemous" book and then being a public speaker?

Posted by: K-Bob at January 09, 2013 10:55 AM (2XEg8)

47 I demand we publish the names of every double poster. For the twin children.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 10:55 AM (Lxw+T)

48 I'd forgotten that Lifehacker is a Gawker blog. I agree about Deadspin, used to be hilarious, now it sucks.

*clutches NFL QBs on FB to bosoms* Do not betray me!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Seriously, Sheldon/Penny to the end. at January 09, 2013 10:56 AM (VtjlW)

49 I like doubles.


http://tinyurl.com/3yx3lz8

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 10:56 AM (l86i3)

50 We proudly didn't link to Gawker. Twice!

Posted by: Cowboy at January 09, 2013 10:56 AM (5PkZK)

51 Gawker is the website version of a Kardashian.

Posted by: zsasz at January 09, 2013 10:56 AM (RDP+N)

52 So, hit-whoring is a bad thing?

It's low class. Ace prefers to be a hit escort.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 09, 2013 10:56 AM (5DR1j)

53 Kotaku is pretty much known for being the worst video game journalism site imaginable, linking to gawker is just icing on the poo.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 09, 2013 10:56 AM (a0nis)

54 You know, someone said 'Hey, why don't we publish a list of names and addresses of people on welfare?'Isn't that just as much of a public record?
I've kinda come around to thinking that would be a pretty good idea after all. Include the WiC program, Food stamps, and all other direct government assistance. Especially higher education assistance and grants.
The justification would be that it would enlist the general public to help police the rampant fraud in the programs. In my own case, after I bought my current house, I got several denial letters addressed to the prior occupants turning down assistance. They were certainly not poor, yet they still applied for handout programs. (I also got periodic mailings from overseas jewlers and custom tailors.)
Someone on 'The Hill' was yacking that gun owners 'voluntarily' gave their personal info to the government, so that meant they could do whatever they wanted with it. Wouldn't that 'logic' hold true for people 'voluntarily' signing up for handouts?
If taxpayers could identify who in their neighborhood was getting handouts that obviously didn't need it (racetrack and stripclub ATMs anyone?) perhaps we <I>could</I> get a handle on the out of control entitlement spending. The Left is always going on about de-stigmatizing assistance, what better way to do that than to identify all the people who've fallen on hard times and need some help?

Posted by: MikeW at January 09, 2013 10:56 AM (NmARk)

55 >What did they hope to accomplish by publishing that list anyway, except to call legal gun owners "assholes?"


No, that's about it. They know their readership

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 10:57 AM (8sCoq)

56 Gawker? Never heard of it, nor can I see the direct link in the sidebar on the main page.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 09, 2013 10:57 AM (dSLWM)

57 Deadspin wasn't always affiliated with that rag. Not to sound too much like a hipster, but it was much better as a local sports blog in philly.

This is what pisses me off about the left, there is no sanctuary from their asininity. They inject their idiot worldview into every aspect of life. Thats why we have sports and video game blogs saturated with boring knee jerk leftist assumptions. That is the thing we need to change, we have to end their control of the culture at large.

Posted by: BSR: Live from inside the Beltway at January 09, 2013 10:57 AM (CBCxo)

58 repost from an earlier thread-


John Cook ‏@johnjcook
People are tweeting my address. I didn't publish anyone's address.
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Dick ‏@DicksTrash
Tough fucking shit, ya fucking communist Shitstain. @johnjcook
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Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 10:57 AM (fWAjv)

59 Kotaku was already dead to me some time ago. Got real tired of their leftist preaching when all I really wanted was news on a few game series I enjoy.


I admit to some degree of curiosity about how they have handled the violent games blowback after LaPierre's speech, but not enough to check the site.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 09, 2013 10:57 AM (xw1VU)

60 So, hit-whoring is a bad thing?

Fo sho'. When necessary, you choke a bitch!

Posted by: Wayne Brady at January 09, 2013 10:57 AM (BrQrN)

61 Salman Rusdian roulette is where you blaspheme a primitive religion, get a hot girlfriend in a liberal democracy, and trash conservatives in the country that protects you.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 10:58 AM (Lxw+T)

62 It's low class. Ace prefers to be a hit escort.
----
That does classy it up a bit. I am sure Ace only flaunts his stuff for classiest and most discriminating clients.

Posted by: gigg at January 09, 2013 10:59 AM (41VCE)

63 Saw the Gawker author's tweet on Legal Insurrection - something like "geez, I didn't publish the gun owners' addresses, why have people posted mine?"
Unbelievable considering it takes a few seconds to google/bing a gun owner's address in Manhattan.
Despicable link whores.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2013 10:59 AM (amaU1)

64 Gawker is the Rodale Press of the intrawebs.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 09, 2013 10:59 AM (QupBk)

65 The gawker writer (no I am not looking up his name) was whining yesterday about getting death threats.

I wonder if they were as much fun to receive as the prison guards who go t death threats in that other map whoring?

"Map whoring." Yeah, it doesn't make sense, but it does. Imma go with it.

Posted by: K-Bob at January 09, 2013 10:59 AM (2XEg8)

66 Anything worth saying, is worth repeating. Say it nice, and say it thrice....

Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2013 10:59 AM (OlN4e)

67 When will someone ban these dangerous assault journalists?

Posted by: zsasz at January 09, 2013 11:00 AM (RDP+N)

68 Salman Rusdian roulette is where you blaspheme a primitive religion, get a hot girlfriend in a liberal democracy, and trash conservatives in the country that protects you.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 10:58 AM (Lxw+T)


So true.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:00 AM (l86i3)

69 This is their third provocative post they have published in the last couple of months. The first was a defense of pedophiles. I can't remember the second. This third is rather unoriginal. I do hope that they are forced to hire private armed body guards. They are milking the threats they receive all they can.

Posted by: red at January 09, 2013 11:01 AM (ymJbM)

70 Salman Rusdian roulette is where you blaspheme a primitive religion

[pedantry]You cannot blaspheme a religion. Blasphemy is the claim to be God (or the object of some specific religion. I suppose some dude claiming to be Thor or Odin would also, technically, be blaspheming), or the denigration of God (or object of religion). The religion itself, however, cannot be blasphemed[/pedantry]

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 09, 2013 11:01 AM (5DR1j)

71 "No human thinking involved"--Isn't that one of the oldest parts of the national Democrat platform?

Posted by: Brumby at January 09, 2013 11:01 AM (7ApXT)

72 When will someone ban these dangerous assault journalists?
Posted by: zsasz at January 09, 2013 11:00 AM (RDP+N)

At least the ones with plastic parts.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:01 AM (l86i3)

73 If that shitstain Cook and the piss rag he works for wanted traffic, they could have published a link to a list of criminally violent repeat offenders. We have plenty of them in NYC. But that would mean endangering the lives of these fearless "journalists" rather than the lives of law abiding citizens.

Posted by: Pudge at January 09, 2013 11:02 AM (nm4/M)

74 Double posts? Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson, still confused at January 09, 2013 11:02 AM (7ApXT)

75 This is like that Star Trek episode where Kirk is impersonated and Spock has to figure out which one is authentic. Which post is genuine?

I need a life.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 11:02 AM (Lxw+T)

76 They are bringing platitudes to a gunfight they are forcing.

We need goddamned conservative lawyers to start collating data and encouraging lawsuits against gawker and ilk.

If some asshat liberal posting a conservative's addy leads to a break in then they need to pay.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 11:02 AM (LRFds)

77 Computers don't double post. (I think).

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 09, 2013 11:02 AM (UypUQ)

78 It's old.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 09, 2013 11:02 AM (QupBk)

79 At least the ones with plastic parts.

Shit. That could be half the Fox Babes.

Posted by: zsasz at January 09, 2013 11:03 AM (RDP+N)

80 Don't you blaspheme!
Don't you blaspheme in here!

Posted by: K-Bob at January 09, 2013 11:04 AM (2XEg8)

81 Shit. That could be half the Fox Babes.

Maybe we could write in exceptions for sharp elbows and baby lambs?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 09, 2013 11:04 AM (5DR1j)

82 Wow!? Oh GOD!? Double post!!!!? What does it mean!?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 11:04 AM (0q2P7)

83 Which one is the evil mirror universe post?

Posted by: Lt. Uhura with a Goatee at January 09, 2013 11:04 AM (dSLWM)

84 It is not a double post.

It's super-sized.

Posted by: eman at January 09, 2013 11:04 AM (LSEjI)

85 "Double Post!"

The true beginning of the New Year.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2013 11:04 AM (HjPtV)

86 @82

The Mayans were off by a few weeks.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 09, 2013 11:04 AM (a0nis)

87 the NRA or someone needs to do a map showing every incident of a lawful gun owner defending themselves, another or their home from a criminal with their gun. Does anyone track that? It would be a nice visual and easy to understand for the unread.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:05 AM (Dnbau)

88 I suppose some dude claiming to be Thor or Odin would also, technically, be blaspheming

Sounds like someone's asking for a smiting.

Posted by: Chris Hemsworth at January 09, 2013 11:05 AM (BrQrN)

89 You know if someone was evil and had time on their hands they could go to the public library and pull all the "Bill me later", postage paid, subscription inserts from the magazines and sign John Cook up for 500 subscriptions to "Tiger Beat" and "Seventeen".



Not that I have ever done that.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 09, 2013 11:05 AM (6BgmB)

90 Posted by: Lt. Uhura with a Goatee
Goatee?
Upper or lower?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 11:05 AM (Lxw+T)

91
Heh, there is a gawker link to this article in the sidebar.

Posted by: dan-O at January 09, 2013 11:05 AM (HKV3S)

92 Your agonizer Mr. Uhura.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:05 AM (AgRBF)

93 Jeebus, my CH-53 pilot neighbor just buzzed his houes, again. I'd bitch but it's pretty freekin cool.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:06 AM (l86i3)

94
>> 1 Double Post!

No, this is Ace's latest strategy in SEO. Double the number of blog entries for people to link!!

Posted by: dan-O at January 09, 2013 11:07 AM (HKV3S)

95 92 Anna Puma,

Egads, the mirror has gotten distorted captain...you look a lot like Ru Paul Jim....


//Spock's nervous tic

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 11:07 AM (LRFds)

96 linking to gawker is like being the handmaiden to yellow journalism, or something

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:07 AM (Dnbau)

97 MH-53E Sea Stallion?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:07 AM (AgRBF)

98 Yeah, except I'm off Althouse, too.


Seriously tho, I was getting a little tired of the conservatives chiding other conservatives' reactions to the Gawker piece on twitter yesterday. Lots of "faux outrage" accusations being tossed about.

Posted by: Y-not at January 09, 2013 11:07 AM (5H6zj)

99 "This is what pisses me off about the left, there is no sanctuary from their asininity. They inject their idiot worldview into every aspect of life. "

The bastards have politicized the weather, fer chrissake.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 09, 2013 11:08 AM (2obW7)

100
"Wow!? Oh GOD!? Double post!!!!? What does it mean!?"


Double posts are the convergence of 2 dimensions. The thread we're on is the Good Ace thread. The other thread is the Bad Ace thread, where people read the articles instead of just going to the comments, AllenG has his own blog and alexthechick is an "A" cup.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2013 11:08 AM (ZDsRL)

101 Heh, there is a gawker link to this article in the sidebar.



Posted by: dan-O at January 09, 2013 11:05 AM (HKV3S)


*snort*

Dontcha just love this place?!

Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2013 11:08 AM (X6akg)

102 Fill my eyes . . with that double vision.

To top it off the guy who posted the "story" at Sqawker is complaining because those he listed are listing HIS address.

*boo freeking hoo*


Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 09, 2013 11:09 AM (3E2th)

103
Dontcha just love this place?!


Ace's right hand doesn't know what his left hand is posting.

Posted by: zsasz at January 09, 2013 11:09 AM (RDP+N)

104 Gawker must pay well for this shlub to be able to afford a $1.1 million home in Brooklyn.

Posted by: egd at January 09, 2013 11:09 AM (XVGEg)

105 Maybe Ace, like Kirk, has split into nice, weepy Ace and evil, scheming Ace.

Nah, probably just two evil, scheming Aces.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 11:09 AM (Lxw+T)

106 MH-53E Sea Stallion?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:07 AM (AgRBF)


He calls it a CH-53, I have to go with him.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:09 AM (l86i3)

107 If everyone had guns this would be a non-starter.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 09, 2013 11:10 AM (ma1sf)

108 87 the NRA or someone needs to do a map showing every incident of a lawful gun owner defending themselves, another or their home from a criminal with their gun. Does anyone track that? It would be a nice visual and easy to understand for the unread.
Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:05 AM (Dnbau)

Cato is sort of tracking them. It's a work in progress.


http://tinyurl.com/bx978e2

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 11:10 AM (fWAjv)

109 Ace's right hand doesn't know what his left hand is posting.

The Stranger.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 09, 2013 11:10 AM (QupBk)

110 Have you heard the phrase "always shoot twice"?

Well, smart military blogs always post twice. Only way to make sure the job gets done.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 09, 2013 11:10 AM (a0nis)

111 Alex Jones and Piers Morgan and God walk into a bar. The bartender say "whata ya have?" God says "I have two mistakes what about you?

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2013 11:11 AM (m2CN7)

112 One of his hands was numb for some reason.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 09, 2013 11:11 AM (3E2th)

113
To top it off the guy who posted the "story" at Sqawker is complaining because those he listed are listing HIS address.

*boo freeking hoo*


Thus further establishing the Leftarded Golden Rule: it's perfectly OK when I do it.

You? Not so much... .

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 09, 2013 11:12 AM (yiIja)

114 58 repost from an earlier thread-


John Cook ‏@johnjcook
People are tweeting my address. I didn't publish anyone's address.
Collapse Reply Retweet Favorite
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Dick ‏@DicksTrash
Tough fucking shit, ya fucking communist Shitstain. @johnjcook
Details Reply Retweet Favorite
Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 10:57 AM (fWAjv)



My husband does have a way with words...

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:12 AM (ItCyz)

115 >>>Ace's right hand doesn't know what his left hand is posting. The Stranger.

/Wait, I know this one

Posted by: Bigby's Fapping Hand at January 09, 2013 11:12 AM (3ZtZW)

116 The first rule of Gawker is . . DON'T LINK TO GAWKER.

Double or triple posts are okay though.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 09, 2013 11:13 AM (3E2th)

117 So who's been hitting the post button like it owes them money?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 09, 2013 11:13 AM (0q2P7)

118 My husband does have a way with words...
Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:12 AM (ItCyz)

Seriously???

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 11:13 AM (fWAjv)

119 >>>Ace's right hand doesn't know what his left hand is posting. The Stranger. /Wait, I know this one

Posted by: Bigby's Fapping Hand


Me too!

Posted by: Bigby's Clenched Fist at January 09, 2013 11:14 AM (BrQrN)

120 All is well.

All is well, as well.

Posted by: Depatment of Redundancy Department at January 09, 2013 11:15 AM (v9Cj5)

121
My husband does have a way with words...

*sniff* That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 09, 2013 11:15 AM (yiIja)

122 Double tap to make SURE.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 09, 2013 11:15 AM (3E2th)

123 @AP





BREAKING: AP Sources: President Barack Obama expected to pick Jack Lew for next Treasury Secretary.

Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2013 11:16 AM (X6akg)

124 Perhaps one day we will have a post that reposts itself recursively. After a few minutes every post on the Internet will a copy of itself and the universe will divide by zero. Except for 4chan, which will survive and seed a new Big Bang.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 11:16 AM (Lxw+T)

125 I'll take a double double.

Posted by: Brian at January 09, 2013 11:17 AM (UnMRd)

126 the Department of Redundant Department Classification has been classified as redundant.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 09, 2013 11:17 AM (3E2th)

127 118 My husband does have a way with words...
Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:12 AM (ItCyz)

Seriously???
Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 11:13 AM (fWAjv)



Seriously what...the husband part or the way with words?

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:17 AM (ItCyz)

128 a demonstration, from the movie, The Watch. A scene with R. Lee Ermy

Neighbor: "What are you doing in my yard?!"
Evan: "We're the neighborhood watch. We're just wondering if you heard anything strange..."
Neighbor: "Why don't you just shut your c**ksucker there d**kweed." (Readies rifle, guys leave)
Jamarcus: "Nice to meet you!"
Neighbor: "F**k you, curly!"

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:17 AM (Dnbau)

129
I have an idea: Sites that do this, that do nothing but Search Engine Optimization sort of crap, should just implement a fully automated system, no human thinking involved.

It appears they already have the "no human thinking involved" thingy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 09, 2013 11:18 AM (yiIja)

130 @89 Add in copies of "Soldier Of Fortune" and "Guns Ammo" while you're at it.

@98 "Yeah, except I'm off Althouse, too."

What, just because a mere three weeks or so before the election, she still wasn't sure if she was voting for Romney or Obama?

Posted by: K-Bob at January 09, 2013 11:18 AM (2XEg8)

131 To be fair, it's hard for Ace to keep track of posts behind that wall of empty Valu-Rite vodka bottles obscuring his monitor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2013 11:18 AM (zF6Iw)

132 The other post is spooky.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka 3 tooth) at January 09, 2013 11:20 AM (3E2th)

133 To be fair, it's hard for Ace to keep track of posts behind that wall of empty Valu-Rite vodka bottles obscuring his monitor.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2013 11:18 AM (zF6Iw)

I thought val-u-rite bottles were clear?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:20 AM (l86i3)

134 the other post has disappeared, man...

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:20 AM (Dnbau)

135 Hey, Ace, are you implying that Arianna Huffington is human?

Posted by: Gerry at January 09, 2013 11:20 AM (onfoH)

136 Tami
I swear that I read your comment as "Obama nominates Jerry Lewis"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 11:21 AM (jlngc)

137 the other post knew too much, it had to be eliminated

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:21 AM (Dnbau)

138 Seriously what...the husband part or the way with words?
Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:17 AM (ItCyz)

Husband. That's your hubby?

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 11:21 AM (fWAjv)

139 Revelations: "And I opened the Seventh Seal and found....

...another Seventh Seal"

Posted by: eman at January 09, 2013 11:21 AM (LSEjI)

140 the other post has disappeared, man...


Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:20 AM (Dnbau)

It comes and goes.

Posted by: K-Bob at January 09, 2013 11:21 AM (2XEg8)

141 134
the other post has disappeared, man...

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:20 AM (Dnbau)

Has it . . .?
Or was it never there to begin with. o_o

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 09, 2013 11:21 AM (xw1VU)

142 I thought val-u-rite bottles were clear?

Ace has the special Val U Rite Dark blend made for him.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 11:22 AM (GQ8sn)

143 Tami
I swear that I read your comment as "Obama nominates Jerry Lewis"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 11:21 AM (jlngc)


At least he would cry and beg for our money instead of stealing it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:22 AM (l86i3)

144 OSP, the Marines still use the CH-53E. Keep forgetting the Air Scouts retired the MH-53s.

Ru-ru-ru-ru-Russian Roulette from Dirty Pair
http://youtu.be/cJUPo8vmeHI

Some early Didem
http://youtu.be/vFY-HDXZM4E

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:22 AM (AgRBF)

145 I swear that I read your comment as "Obama nominates Jerry Lewis"



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2013 11:21 AM (jlngc)


Works either way.

Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2013 11:22 AM (X6akg)

146 [130 @89 Add in copies of "Soldier Of Fortune" and "Guns Ammo" while you're at it.


Pfft. I'd add copies of "Blueboy" and "Pre-Teen Pink." Let's really get the asshat where it hurts.
@98 "Yeah, except I'm off Althouse, too."What, just because a mere three weeks or so before the election, she still wasn't sure if she was voting for Romney or Obama?
Posted by: K-Bob at January 09, 2013 11:18 AM (2XEg


Of course she voted for the Kenyan Krackhead. Her damp lady parts wouldn't allow her to vote for Romney. Althouse is prima facie evidence that women (except for our own dear 'ronettes) should never have been given the vote.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2013 11:22 AM (zF6Iw)

147 > BREAKING: AP Sources: President Barack Obama expected to pick Jack Lew for next Treasury Secretary.

Since the Treasury Secretary has the authority to stop importation of any firearm by fiat, this isn't ideal.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at January 09, 2013 11:22 AM (ZWvOb)

148 Ace has the special Val U Rite Dark blend made for him.
Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 11:22 AM (GQ8sn)


Wow, a val-u-rite special reserve. I'm impressed.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:22 AM (l86i3)

149 Jerry Lewis as Treasury Secretary, France would love the US.

Jerry Lee Lewis, well would have to keep Ayesha under lock and key.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:23 AM (AgRBF)

150 >the other post has disappeared, man...


the double tweet is still Out There

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 11:24 AM (8sCoq)

151 http://tinyurl.com/a865wsq (U.S. News)

First Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea Cases Detected in North America


Comment on article:
Gordon Corey ˇ Simple, print the names and addresses of the afflicted.


Probably Gawker staff.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 09, 2013 11:24 AM (0It32)

152
Husband. That's your hubby?
Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 11:21 AM (fWAjv)



Yup, I am Mrs Trash. Gosh that sounds lovely lol.

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:24 AM (ItCyz)

153 maybe this is some time travel stuff! I give you Hot Tub Time Machine

One little change has a ripple effect and it effects everything else. Like a butterfly floats its wings and Tokyo explodes or there's a tsunami, in like, you know, somewhere.
Jacob: Yes exactly. You step on the bug and the fucking internet is never invented.
Lou: Oh then you'll have to talk to girls with your mouth.
Jacob: Yeah. No. I was more concerned about bigger consequences like not being born.
Lou: Yeah. No. I don't care about that.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:24 AM (Dnbau)

154 MiniTrue has unpersoned the previous unthread?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 11:24 AM (Lxw+T)

155 >I thought val-u-rite bottles were clear?



There's a Howard Hughes joke waiting to be made here

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 11:25 AM (8sCoq)

156 OT. DOOM KITTEH
http://is.gd/2EuJBc

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 09, 2013 11:25 AM (ZKzrr)

157 OT. DOOM KITTEH

There is no such thing as an "off topic" DOOM Kitteh. Unfortunately.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 09, 2013 11:26 AM (5DR1j)

158 The first was a defense of pedophiles.

Analogous to a 1945 Life Magazine article titled: "Cooking with Adolph - Furhuer Recipies Mom will Love!"

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at January 09, 2013 11:27 AM (hHL/Y)

159 157
OT. DOOM KITTEH
http://is.gd/2EuJBc




Nice kitteh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 11:27 AM (UOM48)

160 There are no google ground view of his home. Why? They did Los Angeles why couldn't they do tiny new York city? nice location just a block from Prospect Park.

Posted by: red at January 09, 2013 11:27 AM (ymJbM)

161 Lucianne had a pic up labeled 'map of all gun owners in Texas' with an orange dot used; the pic of Texas was orange.

Funny but true.

Someone above linked to a wiki article about a guy serving 30 months for illegal possession of a machine gun, though it was actually a semi-auto rifle that was malfunctioning. Very interesting.

Here's a link to a couple of ATF letters describing a shoestring modified rifle as a machine gun:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/4erga58

That's right, a shoestring.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2013 11:27 AM (ccXZP)

162 Double dumbass on them.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 09, 2013 11:27 AM (oKVrA)

163 OT. DOOM KITTEH
http://is.gd/2EuJBc


Doom kitteh? I thought you said Dune Kitteh.

http://tinyurl.com/bznanjb

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2013 11:28 AM (GQ8sn)

164 That's right, a shoestring.

BAN SHOESTRINGS!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at January 09, 2013 11:28 AM (ZKzrr)

165 This must be journalism's version of a Hollywood remake, -no imagination, thought, or free expression, just mimicry. What has the media become?

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2013 11:28 AM (/ZZCn)

166 Yup, I am Mrs Trash. Gosh that sounds lovely lol.
Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:24 AM (ItCyz)

Cool. Small world and all that.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 11:28 AM (fWAjv)

167 In the end, there is only Doom Kitty.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:29 AM (AgRBF)

168 Just to point out the obvious:

The Lefty sites rarely - if ever - give h/t's, acknowledgement, or links back to Right Wing / Nutter sites like, well, here.

Haven't for a looooong time. To the point where most right-leaning bloggers have bitched about it.

....

Glad to see that the Right Leaning blogs are returning the non-favor, finally.

Start up a No-Link list.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 09, 2013 11:29 AM (RuUvx)

169 156 >I thought val-u-rite bottles were clear?

There's a Howard Hughes joke waiting to be made here
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 09, 2013 11:25 AM (8sCoq)


If you watch Ice Station Zebra through Val-U-Rite bottles, you see it in 3D.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at January 09, 2013 11:29 AM (hHL/Y)

170 Is this a double secret probation to see if we notice thing, with GAWKER IN THE SIDEBAR as many people have mentioned?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2013 11:29 AM (p/cQy)

171 ATTENTION: Weasel Zippers has link to CNS story that Hillary CLinton blamed the video for Benghazi BEFORE Woods and DOherty were killed.

There is a release from State to the AP with a time stamp.

What this tells me is that they had the story ready to go, leading back to the "fake kidnapping gone wrong" theory.

Connected to this is the news that Morsi is going to ask for the release of the Blind Sheikh (which it is possible the kidnapping was going to provide cover for).

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 09, 2013 11:30 AM (GoIUi)

172 Interesting conversations we have with friends over dinner lately. Centers around weaponry (one girlfriend was bragging about her new Ruger) and hating on TFG.

Interesting times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2013 11:30 AM (UOM48)

173
"Yes, your Honor, I did make some representations concerning what I would and wouldn't do in the plantiff's mouth, however that was on a thread that has now disappeared."

Case dismissed.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2013 11:30 AM (ZDsRL)

174 Posted by: Miss Marple at January 09, 2013 11:30 AM (GoIUi)


Blood clot huh? Fucking scrunt.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:31 AM (l86i3)

175 Today they're beating the hell out of a report that "2012 was the hottest year ever in the history of everything! (in the US)"

Naturally they are missing the fact that worldwide, 2012 was the ninth hottest in the last 34 years. And winter has been a real Bee eye itch in other countries.

Posted by: K-Bob at January 09, 2013 11:31 AM (2XEg8)

176 163 Double dumbass on them.


Gee, thanks for reminding me of Spock in a bathrobe.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 11:32 AM (Lxw+T)

177 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2013 11:27 AM (ccXZP)

Wonder if there has been a ruling on rubber bands yet.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2013 11:33 AM (fWAjv)

178 Hagel and Brennan, along with Kerry, will OK the release of the blind sheik in order to show "flexibility" and "good faith" to our new allies, Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, and Hezbollah. Iran gets nukes. Hillary never testifies.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:33 AM (Dnbau)

179 You were expecting Saavik in a bathrobe? That was Star Trek II:TWOK which now has never happened because of JJ Abrams.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:33 AM (AgRBF)

180 "Referring to the earlier piece in the Journal News, one commenter
wrote: ‘The journal posted my address and name for my gun ownership. My
past stalker saw this. I haven’t heard from him in two years, because I
disappeared.‘Now he is back and calling me……thanks to people like you bunch of
a*******, looks like I will have to protect myself from becoming a
murder victim. Gracias.’"


From the Daily Mail via Weazel Zippers.

Posted by: eureka! at January 09, 2013 11:33 AM (HPRku)

181 Wonder if there has been a ruling on rubber bands yet.

Speaking of rubber bands, did anyone else see that AFV spot with a family wrapping a bunch (I dunno how many. 100+?) rubber bands around a watermelon, and then watching the melon explode?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 09, 2013 11:34 AM (5DR1j)

182 Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:24 AM (ItCyz)

Does he lurk or comment here? I'm pretty sure I follow you and have you on the Horde list, not sure about him though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 09, 2013 11:34 AM (wbeNt)

183 gawk (gôk)n. An awkward, loutish person; an oaf.


Yes, it fits

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2013 11:35 AM (53z96)

184 Apropos of nothing, I never mentioned that while I was on Christmas vacation, I stopped to buy gas at a station in Birmingham. In the corner of the parking lot there was a Taco Wagon, and at the Wagon, there were a couple of guys making fake IDs, right out in the open.

It was oddly brazen.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at January 09, 2013 11:35 AM (QupBk)

185 181
"Referring to the earlier piece in the Journal News, one commenter

wrote: ‘The journal posted my address and name for my gun ownership. My

past stalker saw this. I haven’t heard from him in two years, because I

disappeared.‘Now he is back and calling me……thanks to people like you bunch of

a*******, looks like I will have to protect myself from becoming a

murder victim. Gracias.’"

From the Daily Mail via Weazel Zippers.


Posted by: eureka! at January 09, 2013 11:33 AM (HPRku)


I hope those people are planning lawsuits as I type.

Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2013 11:35 AM (X6akg)

186 From the Daily Mail via Weazel Zippers.
Posted by: eureka! at January 09, 2013 11:33 AM (HPRku)


Unintended consequences are a bitch. Just not for them, yet.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:35 AM (l86i3)

187 I look forward to Raquel explaining how releasing the blind sheik doesn't matter, isn't the hill to die on, ad naseum

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2013 11:35 AM (Dnbau)

188 Cook's details can be found in my nic.

Posted by: Vaporlock at January 09, 2013 11:35 AM (3X3ZR)

189 They must have bathrobes in the 21st century. After all, they had onesies in Star Trek The Motion Picture.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 09, 2013 11:35 AM (oKVrA)

190 *snif!* I really miss my other post.

Posted by: The second post at January 09, 2013 11:36 AM (2XEg8)

191 You were expecting Saavik in a bathrobe? That was Star Trek II:TWOK which now has never happened because of JJ Abrams.

Especially considering Kirstie Alley's bathroom in our timeline would need to be the size of the hangar deck.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 11:36 AM (Lxw+T)

192 OT food comment:

If you like flavored potato chips find and get your hands on a bag of Kettle Brand 30th Anniversary Jalapeno Jack. Holy shit they are good.

I won't embarrass myself by telling you that I ordered mine online from their website because I wanted them so badly...

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:36 AM (oA9Uy)

193 I won't embarrass myself by telling you that I ordered mine online from their website because I wanted them so badly...
Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:36 AM (oA9Uy)

I'll keep that in mind. I love a good chip. Kettle cooked always seem to be superior.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:38 AM (l86i3)

194 185 Toby 928th,

Hey sign me up....

the government has enslaved "sven10077" but Juan Vasquez obama10077 can defraud them at will.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2013 11:38 AM (LRFds)

195 The MFM is clearly working against the best interest of Americans and their right to privacy. Kind of in lock-step with our rough CiC and derelict Congress.

The MFM is kicking a hornets nest and needs to get strung. I suggest cancelling subscriptions and widely publicized boycotts.

Posted by: sTevo at January 09, 2013 11:38 AM (Bp8G1)

196



So tired of this new PR Bombardment from all facets of the left on trying to destroy the 2nd Amendment. (as they did with healthcare)

You see, while Gawker is a pos site or not, every single, tiny corner of the leftist universe is being bombarded with anti-gun sh*t.

The left creates classes of "news" levels/tiers, and exploits every single one of them.

We need to burn every single, tiny corner of the leftist universe.

Posted by: beach at January 09, 2013 11:38 AM (LpQbZ)

197 a family wrapping a bunch (I dunno how many. 100+?) rubber bands around a watermelon

If by "family" you mean two geeks doing it as "an experiment" then yeah, I saw that.

Had the slo-mo cam on and everything.

Posted by: The second post at January 09, 2013 11:38 AM (2XEg8)

198 sock fale

Posted by: K-Bob at January 09, 2013 11:39 AM (2XEg8)

199 So which of the Horde's fantasy is this?
http://youtu.be/CPt4son8-GU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:39 AM (AgRBF)

200 If by "family" you mean two geeks doing it as "an experiment" then yeah, I saw that.

The one I saw looked like a dad and his kid.

I'm going to Michigan this summer, to see the in-laws (yay). I totally plan on doing that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 09, 2013 11:40 AM (5DR1j)

201 Jordan wants Achim.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 09, 2013 11:40 AM (oKVrA)

202 The other post was vaporized with red matter from other, other Spocks's time ship. Obviously.

Posted by: The Romulans. We're miners, that's right miners. We mine planets and stuff. at January 09, 2013 11:40 AM (dSLWM)

203 So which of the Horde's fantasy is this?

Yes.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 09, 2013 11:40 AM (5DR1j)

204 183

Does he lurk or comment here? I'm pretty sure I follow you and have you on the Horde list, not sure about him though.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 09, 2013 11:34 AM (wbeNt)



He reads here on occasion but doesn't comment any longer. I'm not on Twitter anymore either. I found it exhausting to keep up with.

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:41 AM (WQhht)

205 ::::That was Star Trek II:TWOK which now has never happened because of JJ Abrams. ::::

I hate to interrupt your nerd fury, but I would like to point out that *none* of the events in *any* Star Trek movies happened, being, you know... fictional.

Let the man make his money, if he can. I'm hoping in the next one they find the can of Gene Roddenberry's ashes floating in space, open it, piss inside it, then launch it back into space.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2013 11:42 AM (nxyLn)

206 Thanks to JJ Abrams this never happened.
http://youtu.be/b7xXBoXTa0w

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:42 AM (AgRBF)

207 So which of the Horde's fantasy is this?
http://youtu.be/CPt4son8-GU
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:39 AM (AgRBF)


Hmm, Captured by hot chicks and put in some sort of servatude? It's not a fantasy, I got married.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:42 AM (l86i3)

208 EoJ they have been pissing on the Great Bird for a long time.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:44 AM (AgRBF)

209 First Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea Cases Detected in North America

Sandy Fluke hardest hit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2013 11:44 AM (zF6Iw)

210 I thought the Star Trek relaunch took place in an alternate universe, meaning that both Abrams's storyline and TWOK could exist.

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:45 AM (WQhht)

211
"We need to burn every single, tiny corner of the leftist universe."
Posted by: beach at January 09, 2013 11:38 AM (LpQbZ) There will be a place for you in my court when I am King.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2013 11:45 AM (ZDsRL)

212 Let the man make his money, if he can. I'm hoping in the next one they find the can of Gene Roddenberry's ashes floating in space, open it, piss inside it, then launch it back into space.

I think they're doing that in the next Star Wars movie.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows where thou concealest thy ūr0n at January 09, 2013 11:46 AM (Lxw+T)

213 OSP the link to buy online is http://buykettlechips.com

You have to buy 5 bags at a time but they have a bunch of sampler packages, including the 30 Anniv sampler.

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 11:48 AM (WQhht)

214 DangerGirl is correct - which could be a good thing.


Maybe the new universe will do away with that thrice-damned Prime Directive that made me want to lock certain captains in the shuttlebay and depressurize said shuttlebay. I'm lookin' at you, John-Luck Pickard.



Janeway too, honestly. -.- Only good captains were Sisko and Kirk.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 09, 2013 11:48 AM (xw1VU)

215 CH-53 = Cargo Helicopter
MH-53 = Minehunting Helicopter

Posted by: jd at January 09, 2013 11:48 AM (Id+W0)

216 Miss Marple, I told my kids when it happened that somet___ weird was going on with the time-line. The fact *several* editorials by academics (not newspaper staff) were in print within 24 hours of the murders, and *all* of them called for Americans to give up free speech, seems very concerning to me.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 09, 2013 11:49 AM (wbeNt)

217 14 For those who might be wondering, a short list of known gawker sites includes i09, Jezebel, Kotaku, Lifehacker, and Gizmodo. Anyone else know other gawker sites?

---------

Fleshbot

<.< >.> <.<

or so they tell me.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at January 09, 2013 11:50 AM (FzhYM)

218 You were expecting Saavik in a bathrobe? That was Star Trek II:TWOK which now has never happened because of JJ Abrams.

Oh, lord. Vic yesterday was talking about the boner Ann-Margret gave him during Viva Las Vegas. I got one watching Kirstie Alley in that Starfleet uniform. Hoo boy. Hawt. Which of course, reminds me of ST6, when Kim Cattrall posed on the Enterprise bridge for some nude shots - in full Vulcan makeup - but the director had all the negatives destroyed before they could go public.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2013 11:51 AM (zF6Iw)

219 Just for the sake of keeping the blog accurate on the important points, "Double dumb ass on you" was Kirk's line.

You did say it reminded you of Spock but some libidiots, A's is there wont, may have added 2 + 2 and come up with 7.
Followed up with accusing you of spreading misinformation.

Personally, anything that reminds me of that movie, for some reason, reminds me of Catherine Hicks I believe her name is.
I wonder why that is.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 11:52 AM (5gfow)

220 When Nero came back he created a new time line that branched off. So in that universe the events we all know never happened. Well that is how JJ Abrams and his writers tap-dance. I just think of it as a coward's move to try and keep fans happy 'oh gosh they got the Nimoy Spock in this.'

Kinley Ardal. Kirk saw the Prime Directive more as a suggestion. ISS Kirk, would phaser anyone for even thinking of inventing the concept.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:53 AM (AgRBF)

221 MPPP Kim Cattral as Valeris. Could they have given her a more ugly hair style?

*fights off pedantic rant of why Valeris and not like T'Pew?*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:55 AM (AgRBF)

222 DangerGirl, lurking here qualifies him for following and listing so other Horde members can follow, if they're not already. I know what you mean about Twitter being exhausting so haven't been there much myself lately.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 09, 2013 11:55 AM (wbeNt)

223 Somebody please cross-reference the gun owner list with Dem contributors from Newsmeat.com or Opensecrets.org.

Posted by: Jack Nasty at January 09, 2013 11:55 AM (FL7kh)

224 And that is why Kirk was the best, and always will be the best. ^_^ Kirk knew when to kick ass, take names, and never let the loony feel-good peaceniks stop him from doing what needed doing to save lives.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 09, 2013 11:56 AM (xw1VU)

225 Yup, I am Mrs Trash. Gosh that sounds lovely lol.

Heh. I just started following him on Twitter a few weeks ago. I had no idea he had a connection to this place (though I suppose I should've guessed).

Posted by: rfichoke at January 09, 2013 11:56 AM (xmv2Z)

226 Catherine Hicks, in the water in a wet turtleneck sweater. Maybe that is why teej?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:56 AM (AgRBF)

227 There will be a place for you in my court when I am King.
Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2013 11:45 AM (ZDsRL)


We need no king. We have Her Serene Highness, Empress Alex of Alextopia.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2013 11:56 AM (zF6Iw)

228 >>>Which of course, reminds me of ST6, when Kim Cattrall posed on the Enterprise bridge for some nude shots - in full Vulcan makeup - but the director had all the negatives destroyed before they could go public.


Too bad she never got naked ever again.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 09, 2013 11:58 AM (oKVrA)

229 Dear Lord, can't write the word "t h i n g" now?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 09, 2013 11:59 AM (wbeNt)

230 "Bridge how can you have Yellow Alert in space dock?"

"Someone is stealing the Enterprise."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:59 AM (AgRBF)

231 Kim Cattrall? And I've never seen that one? I will have to remedy that situation.
Every time I watch "Big Trouble..." I end up fantasizing being stranded on a paradisyllic (did I just make up a word? If so, I want full credit) south sea island with her and Suzee Pai.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 12:00 PM (+8t8s)

232 Hey Polliwogette, how are things?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 12:00 PM (AgRBF)

233 *fights off pedantic rant of why Valeris and not like T'Pew?*

I could be wrong, Anna, but I think it was because Valeris was supposed to be half Vulcan - half Romulan.

I always liked McCoy's comeback as Christopher Plummer was chanting, "I am constant as the Northern Star. . ."

"I'd pay good money if he'd just shut up!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2013 12:00 PM (zF6Iw)

234 I put this on Teh Twit earlier. Here's what happens when a scumbag burglar knows there guns in a given house.

That's without Gawker's help, in PA.

Posted by: Kanye West at January 09, 2013 12:01 PM (M/WbE)

235 I'm thinking about giving 7 of 9 the other 2 after I help Mom wash the mini-van.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2013 12:02 PM (/ZZCn)

236 Saavik was half-Romulan. And in VI Spock speaks of Valeris to Kirk as the first Vulcan to graduate Starfleet Academy.

Plummer loved the role of Change and ate the scenery as well as Shatner. And McCoy and Spock invented the heat seeking photon torpedo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 12:03 PM (AgRBF)

237 eerr that was meant to be Chang. Geez.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 12:03 PM (AgRBF)

238 No link? curious.

Burglar kills one, wounds another trying to steal guns he KNEW WERE IN THE HOUSE.

http://tinyurl.com/b8ygp8e


Posted by: SOYLENT GREEN at January 09, 2013 12:04 PM (M/WbE)

239 "...wet turtleneck sweater"

Possibly Anna. With Catherine though, I'm pretty sure it's her beautiful, expressive eyes and nice "generous" smile.
Well, I prefer to think of it as generous.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 12:07 PM (m9GfP)

240 Even Criss Angel is better than Gawker.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 09, 2013 12:09 PM (cVfX0)

241 Hi Anna, not bad. Sounds like between getting the crud and a job possibility, a long with skunks and feral dogs, you've been having quite the week already.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at January 09, 2013 12:09 PM (wbeNt)

242 *goes all Trek geeky and pulls out copy of the Star Trek VI script*
Valeris was the first Vulcan to graduate at the top of her class at Starfleet Academy.

If you say so teej.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 12:10 PM (AgRBF)

243 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 12:03 PM (AgRBF)

Hey AP, I just got another review on Amazon. Is strange that people can explain and understand the book better than I do. Maybe it's the pointillist painting thing. After a while I just see dots.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 12:10 PM (l86i3)

244 Yeah Polliwogette its been interesting. Glad things are going okay for you.

OSP, trust me an artist always has jitters. No matter the creative media. Hope to see your book today.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 12:12 PM (AgRBF)

245 I can dream can't I Anna? D)

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 12:13 PM (/Bbvl)

246 Well that didn't work?
May it's )

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 12:15 PM (/Bbvl)

247 It was discussed here last night, http://minx.cc/?post=336404.

On the site, right next to the article is another article talking about how they were threatened and how they assume it was because of the gun list.

I'm not a gun owner but they seemed to be happy to list hannity among the owners. On and off I've listened to the guy over the years. He's never hidden the fact that he has a gun and he's never encouraged anyone else to go out and buy one. I've listened to the way he phrases things. He tells people to go try one out and that you need oodles of training to have a firearm. He seems to take it very seriously, very seriously.

Anyway, the point I'm getting to is that the handful of gun owners I've know personally were/are hunters or law enforcement. They too take/took gun possession very seriously, very seriously.

They all weren't the type of people to walk around saying "hey look at my gun, it's out on the coffee table". For the most part it was in a locked box of some kind, inside another locked box, inside a safe that was locked, behind a closet door, that you guessed it, was locked and in the basement.

What is more concerning is the threats they received. Journalists, even internet tabloid ones, should be able to publish whatever they want, freely, without being threatened. If you don't like what they published our remedy for that is our court system, not a threat. This is not the first time I've read about someone being threatened. To me it is very concerning.

Posted by: Caustic at January 09, 2013 12:16 PM (/b8+5)

248 Jerry Lewis as Treasury Secretary, France would love the US.

Jerry Lee Lewis, well would have to keep Ayesha under lock and key.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2013 11:23 AM (AgRBF)

Jerry Lee Lewis for President! At least the White House parties would have a better class of music.
Seriously, you have to admire the guy for his durability, at least.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2013 12:17 PM (29+x5)

249 Ahhh. Drop the ) and I've got it.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 12:17 PM (/Bbvl)

250 226

Heh. I just started following him on Twitter a few weeks ago. I had no idea he had a connection to this place (though I suppose I should've guessed).
Posted by: rfichoke at January 09, 2013 11:56 AM (xmv2Z)



Heh everything comes back to Ace eventually. It's one big incestuous internet circle. I've been privileged enough to meet a few cobs thanks to Mr. Trash. He's the one who hooked me on this place and its spawn.

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 09, 2013 12:18 PM (pEOD8)

251 To me it is very concerning.

Posted by: Caustic at January 09, 2013 12:16 PM (/b8+5)

Why, you do seem very concerned, the most concerned of the concerned. Just strait up gosh darn concerned.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 12:18 PM (l86i3)

252 Hey AP, I just got another review on Amazon. Is strange that people can explain and understand the book better than I do. Maybe it's the pointillist painting thing. After a while I just see dots.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 12:10 PM (l86i3)


I think you're right, OSP. You've lived with the characters for so long that you know what they'll do in any given situation, but remember, the plot that you have them fitting into is, while familiar to you, an unknown to your readers. You know the story. They don't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 09, 2013 12:20 PM (zF6Iw)

253 Time for sausage gravy and eggs on toast.

Posted by: teej at January 09, 2013 12:21 PM (/Bbvl)

254 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 12:18 PM (l86i3)

hahahhahahahahahhaha

Thanks, I needed that lol

Honestly, I sometimes peak in at gawker when I want to see how the mindless are doing.

Posted by: Caustic at January 09, 2013 12:21 PM (/b8+5)

255 Unintended consequences are a bitch. Just not for them, yet.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 09, 2013 11:35 AM


From your keyboard to the ears of a gang of feral yutes. And then some.

Posted by: eureka! at January 09, 2013 12:48 PM (HPRku)

256 Gawker is the worst. A bunch of snarky leftist hipsters who never met a republican they didn't hate.
They take whatever lefty cause is hot right now and run with it.

Posted by: Hawk at January 10, 2013 12:48 PM (lnNDS)

257 9)

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