Liz Warren: "What Do You Mean 'We', Red Man?"

Paleface-Indian speak with forked tongue.

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Surprising no one, Senator Elizabeth Warren *spit* has refused to list herself as Massachusetts' first Native American™ senator.

Despite repeated claims she is “proud” of her Cherokee heritage, newly minted U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren is keeping that pride under wraps and won’t be taking advantage of a chance to officially list herself as the Bay State’s first Native American U.S. senator.

Aides said Warren, who describes herself as part Cherokee and part Delaware Indian, won’t contact historians at the Senate Historical Office to tell them she’s Native American. The office lists minority senators in its official directory.

The benefits of the lie are all used up, so what's the point, right? Besides, the only tribe she belongs to is The Left.

Posted by: Andy at 11:52 AM



Comments

1 And the Left has no shame.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2013 11:54 AM (DuH+r)

2 U mad, ho?

Posted by: Filly at January 08, 2013 11:54 AM (/Mvc7)

3 The only tribe that matters is the Left Tribe.

You can have bodyguards with automatic weapons, fuck children, have gas-guzzling cars and jets, and lie about your ethnicity.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 08, 2013 11:55 AM (tmzN0)

4 seriously cannot stand these fucksticks and their double standards

Posted by: Filly at January 08, 2013 11:55 AM (/Mvc7)

5 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:56 AM (5DR1j)

6 Well, at least we know she's middle class, right?

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2013 11:57 AM (YXmuI)

7 Someone should mail them a copy of Harvard's minority staff

Posted by: wheelmanforhire at January 08, 2013 11:57 AM (l8nIR)

8 She's a credit to her race.

Posted by: Buck Ofama at January 08, 2013 11:58 AM (7VN/H)

9 She's "newly minted" - does that make squaw smell fresh?

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2013 11:59 AM (VndSC)

10 She is also not quite sure if she's in the "Middle Class" either. "Dances With Lenin" doesn't know much at all really.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 08, 2013 11:59 AM (ndlFj)

11 I feel sorry for the Massholes who have to live with her as Senator.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:59 AM (GQ8sn)

12 I'm wearing my American flag t shirt today, and the cashier at the pet store sneers at me, "why, aren't you the jingoist!"

Without missing a beat I responded, "oh no, I don't believe in Jingo."

Posted by: Truman at the Shrink at January 08, 2013 12:00 PM (DOysX)

13 Posted by: pep at January 08, 2013 11:57 AM (YXmuI)

I don't think 'class' is anywhere near her.

Posted by: HH at January 08, 2013 12:00 PM (XXwdv)

14 I feel sorry for the Massholes who have to live with her as Senator.
Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:59 AM (GQ8sn)

They voted for her, they could of had a pretty boy RINO.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:00 PM (l86i3)

15 Way to go Massachusetts! Are you people really that f***ing dumb?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2013 12:01 PM (l3vZN)

16 New thread smell. Wonder how long it'll be before we fuck this one up too?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 12:01 PM (da5Wo)

17 This just in: we've always been at war with Eurasia

Posted by: Truman at Wal-Mart now at January 08, 2013 12:01 PM (DOysX)

18 She's "newly minted" -- does that make squaw smell fresh?
And she can swim, ski and horseback ride.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2013 12:01 PM (ORGYc)

19 Can you imagine if Mass ends up with Senator Squaw and Barney's Frank?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2013 12:01 PM (aZ6ew)

20 Since my recoverd memory of my granny telling me she was full blooded Cherokee, I've started getting job interviews. Right, or wrong, you have to play by the rules of the game.

I bet the rapid demographic move of the US to latino is partially due to a lot of formerly white folks in blue states becoming latino to find work. You don't need a number to be latino.

Posted by: Invictus at January 08, 2013 12:02 PM (OQpzc)

21 it's sad that the governments are chiefed by the double-tongues.

Posted by: USMC8541 at January 08, 2013 12:02 PM (v3pYe)

22 Posted by: Truman at the Shrink at January 08, 2013 12:00 PM (DOysX)

Ive started to introduce myself to assholes like that with a Hi, OSP, Eurocentric Xenophobe, nice to meet you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:02 PM (l86i3)

23 Ms Warren obviously belongs to the John Kerry school of deportment. 'I won you stupid peons now kiss my ring.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:02 PM (AgRBF)

24 I'm wearing my American flag t shirt today, and the cashier at the pet store sneers at me, "why, aren't you the jingoist!"


I bet her bosses would be very interested in her views. If not her manager, the Corporation. They have a reputation to maintain, after all.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:03 PM (5DR1j)

25 Newly minted Lesbian Senator Baldwin stole the show.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 08, 2013 12:03 PM (8pEUM)

26
13
I'm wearing my American flag t shirt today, and the cashier at the pet store sneers at me, "why, aren't you the jingoist!"



Without missing a beat I responded, "oh no, I don't believe in Jingo."

Posted by: Truman at the Shrink at January 08, 2013 12:00 PM (DOysX)


"Well aren't you the stupid bitch! In the middle of a horrible economy, when you are fortunate enough to have a job, that involves service, you decide to insult the people keeping the doors open and you in patchouli. Bet mommy and daddy are so proud."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 12:03 PM (da5Wo)

27 There's an actual Native American, or an African-American, or an Hispanic law professor out there who didn't get a job at Harvard because Warren had taken the "minority" slot. It reminds me of my friend from grad school who got a plum position at Penn as an African-American literature professor -- she happened to be a white South African.

This sort of thing will never go away, but I sure would like to see the discovery in a civil action against Warren for fraud.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at January 08, 2013 12:04 PM (qHCyt)

28 Say, is that an Assault Rifle she's holding? Sure looks it!

/sarc

Posted by: HH at January 08, 2013 12:04 PM (XXwdv)

29 New thread smell. Wonder how long it'll be before we fuck this one up too?

*farts*

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 12:05 PM (GQ8sn)

30 I feel sorry for the Massholes who have to live with her as Senator.
Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:59 AM (GQ8sn)

The only thing they care about is she brings home lots of pork.

Posted by: Invictus at January 08, 2013 12:05 PM (OQpzc)

31 I bet the rapid demographic move of the US to latino
is partially due to a lot of formerly white folks in blue states
becoming latino to find work. You don't need a number to be latino.

Posted by: Invictus

When given a choice on the forms, I usually go for "other".

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2013 12:05 PM (lT0Z3)

32
Great photoshop.

Posted by: jwest at January 08, 2013 12:05 PM (ZDsRL)

33 Warren is slated to help Obama with his Cabinet nominations. She's going to fetch coffee while he and the boys peruse through "binders full of rich white men".

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2013 12:05 PM (VndSC)

34 She Who Could Fuck Up A Cup Of Coffee should probably just keep her mouth shut for the next six years and hope that she doesn't get a primary challenge from the more experienced pols in the state who got passed over.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 12:05 PM (e0xKF)

35 It reminds me of my friend from grad school who got a plum position at
Penn as an African-American literature professor -- she happened to be a
white South African.


In that case, I think that works. The position was for "African American" not "black". Not sure how you can beat that.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 12:06 PM (GQ8sn)

36 Ugh I keep getting distracted at work by work. Don't they know I have an internet to surf and Morons to harass?

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 08, 2013 12:06 PM (rMZgH)

37 compared to Warren, who WOULDN'T look honest and full of integrity

And yet we had lots of folks on this very site who insisted that it didn't matter if Brown or Warren won, because RINO!

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2013 12:06 PM (YXmuI)

38 I feel sorry for the Massholes who have to live with her as Senator.


Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:59 AM (GQ8sn)

No...no you don't, and you shouldn't.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2013 12:06 PM (FMbng)

39 "...won’t contact historians at the Senate Historical Office to tell them she’s Native American"

No Bow to Pow Wow Chow for now?

Posted by: USA at January 08, 2013 12:06 PM (RIg+t)

40 >"why, aren't you the jingoist!"

I would have walked away from the transaction or demanded a refund had I already paid and made sure the bitches manager knew why they were losing a customer.

That reminds me of when I went to Fleet Farm to see if they had any 30 round PMAGs a couple of weeks ago (right at the start of the panic) and I found a peghook with about 20 windowed mags for $20 a piece. The price isn't great, but it isn't gouging either so I grabbed 4, two for me and two for a friend. At the checkout the pierced face cashier asked me, "Do you really need 4 of these?" in a smartassed tone. I replied, "You know, you're right. I need all of them that you have. I'll be right back." I wasn't going to clean them out, but after her remark, I did. Now, I'm glad I did. 20 gen 3 pmags in the plastic bag are going to be like gold someday!

Posted by: DanInMN at January 08, 2013 12:06 PM (XqeyF)

41 It occurs to me that if all women looked and sounded like Squaw Warren the human race would rapidly extinguish itself, which on the face of it would be Justified.

........which brings me to one of my favorite topics.....

Posted by: ontherocks at January 08, 2013 12:07 PM (aZ6ew)

42 Andy won't admit it, but the fix was in. Even in blue MA. there were a ton of 100% Obama precincts, especially around Boston.

Not even we are this stupid.

Posted by: Truman at Wal-Mart now at January 08, 2013 12:07 PM (DOysX)

43 30 Say, is that an Assault Rifle she's holding? Sure looks it!

/sarc

Posted by: HH at January 08, 2013 12:04 PM (XXwdv)


Yes, it is.
Every time you pull the trigger, all rounds are fired.
Entire process takes less than a second!

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 08, 2013 12:07 PM (Qxe/p)

44 The last of the Nohicans.


I'm wearing my American flag t shirt today, and the cashier at the pet store sneers at me, "why, aren't you the jingoist!"

WTF? I would have said swear words.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 12:07 PM (KXm42)

45 37 It reminds me of my friend from grad school who got a plum position at
Penn as an African-American literature professor -- she happened to be a
white South African.

In that case, I think that works. The position was for "African American" not "black". Not sure how you can beat that.

---

Agreed, not her fault that the PC term is fucking stupid.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 12:07 PM (e0xKF)

46 In related news: Executive Produce of National Geographic Channel's "Killing Lincoln" movie sez: "John Wilkes Booth “could be the poster child for the Tea Party.”

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/afhxsdx (CNS.com) h/t C4P

Excerpt:

“No. It's more disturbing to find out who Booth was," said Jendresen.
"This is a man who believed what still probably 20 percent of this
country still believes. He could be a poster child for the Tea Party."

Posted by: mrp at January 08, 2013 12:08 PM (HjPtV)

47 Well Lewis and Clark had Sacagawea, so now the massholes have Sacashit.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2013 12:08 PM (FMbng)

48 I bet the rapid demographic move of the US to latino is partially due to a lot of formerly white folks in blue states becoming latino to find work. You don't need a number to be latino.

True. But when they ask for a spanish speaking interpreter, you'd better be able to do more than recite the menu at Taco Bell.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:08 PM (GFM2b)

49 Well Lewis and Clark had Sacagawea, so now the massholes have Sacashit.
Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2013 12:08 PM (FMbng)

Good one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:09 PM (l86i3)

50 "why, aren't you the jingoist!"

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What a cunt.

If she's working at the pet store, I'll guess she's either a bleeding heart PETA type or some "victim studies" major who couldn't get a real job.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 12:09 PM (e0xKF)

51 mrp, are we sure this guy is not Sheriff Dupnik using an alias? What erudition.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:09 PM (AgRBF)

52 42 >"why, aren't you the jingoist!"

Yes you should have talked to a manager, and walked the fuck out. I am not running from these fucking idiots any longer.

DanInMN. goood for you, buying more ammo just pissed that scrunt off more, but you still should have bitched to the manager.

Posted by: gigg423 at January 08, 2013 12:09 PM (41VCE)

53 What a cunt scrunt.



If she's working at the pet store, I'll guess she's either a
bleeding heart PETA type or some "victim studies" major who couldn't get
a real job.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 12:09 PM (e0xKF)


That's like the only word on this site frowned upon.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 12:10 PM (da5Wo)

54 But we can still enjoy her ancestral tomato mayonnaise crab, right?

From the Amazon reviews of Pow Wow Chow:

"I thoroughly enjoy the recipes here. My favorite one is called "Diversity Dish." This was contributed by the world's only confirmed blond-haired, blue-eyed Cherokee who used her tomahawk to dig this up from her Oklahoma archives. You start out with 10 quarts of sanctimony, add in a gallon of hypocrisy, throw in a few fables (I recommend the "Family Lore" brand available in Cambridge), add a pinch of whining (1/32 ounce will work), toss in a paleface poseur and a large measure of insufferability. No integrity required. And there you have it: political career implosion. Great for faculty lounge gatherings and unearned academic advancement."

Posted by: USA at January 08, 2013 12:10 PM (RIg+t)

55 It all balances out, yes Warren will be voting with the Demoncrats almost twice as often as Brown did but Cruz will be voting with the Republicans almost twice as often as KBH did.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at January 08, 2013 12:10 PM (epxV4)

56 Yes, but where does she stand on Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Cricket at January 08, 2013 12:10 PM (DrC22)

57 Way to go Massachusetts! Are you people really that f***ing dumb?

No, not all of us. But enough are.

I'm wearing my American flag t shirt today, and the cashier at the pet store sneers at me, "why, aren't you the jingoist!"

My responses, in order:

"Does your supervisor know you hate the flag?"

"Define 'jingoist.' And tell me where the term comes from."

Then, after dumping everything I bought at her feet:

"Thanks for encouraging me to shop somewhere else, scrunt."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 12:11 PM (zF6Iw)

58 "Despite repeated claims she is “proud” of her Cherokee heritage, newly minted U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren is keeping that pride under wraps and won’t be taking advantage of a chance to officially list herself as the Bay State’s first Native American U.S. senator."


That's mighty white of her.

Posted by: Det. Harry Callahan at January 08, 2013 12:11 PM (BAS5M)

59 Yes, but where does she stand on Thanksgiving?

Protectively over the turkey.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:11 PM (5DR1j)

60 That is the world's worst photoshop. I love it!

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going back down to Alabama to practice throwing a football.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2013 12:11 PM (BeSEI)

61 You start out with 10 quarts of sanctimony, add in a gallon of
hypocrisy, throw in a few fables (I recommend the "Family Lore" brand
available in Cambridge), add a pinch of whining (1/32 ounce will work),
toss in a paleface poseur and a large measure of insufferability.


Don't forget a few generous dashes of bitters.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2013 12:11 PM (YXmuI)

62 Yeah she wants dibs on the turkey.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:12 PM (AgRBF)

63 Another big IPCc data leak, over at WUWT.

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 12:12 PM (ZSnCv)

64 "She told Fox 25 News during the campaign that, 'I would be the first senator that I know who has Native American heritage.'" Wrong. Off the top of my head: Ben Nighthorse Campbell, Charles Curtis. Every time she opens her mouth she displays a fundamental ignorance of whatever she's talking about.

Posted by: Bud Norton at January 08, 2013 12:12 PM (6cOMd)

65 I'm wearing my American flag t shirt today, and the cashier at the pet store sneers at me, "why, aren't you the jingoist!" Without missing a beat I responded, "oh no, I don't believe in Jingo."
Posted by: Truman at the Shrink at January 08, 2013 12:00 PM (DOysX)

I would have said something along the lines of "you are failing in your career working at a pet store, so I would shut the fuck up if I were you "

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 08, 2013 12:12 PM (nTgAI)

66 Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going back down to Alabama to practice throwing a football.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2013 12:11 PM (BeSEI)

You need somebody to play Catch with?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:12 PM (l86i3)

67 I know, I know, but how in the world did this woman get elected. What a friggen embarrassment for the state.

Posted by: mare at January 08, 2013 12:12 PM (A98Xu)

68 Damn thats funny Andy. Warrens punkin head on Geronimo's body. What did he ever do to you? Heh.

Posted by: maddogg at January 08, 2013 12:13 PM (OlN4e)

69 Who gives a shit if the Senator is listed? Surely there is something more useful to criticize her for rather than if she is on some list as an aboriginal bitch.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 12:13 PM (eEfYn)

70 Hey! She's not bad looking!

Posted by: Squanto at January 08, 2013 12:13 PM (l3vZN)

71 She told Fox 25 News during the campaign that, 'I would be the first senator that I know who has Native American heritage.'"

To be fair, she might not know them other fella's. Maybe they didn't go to the same pow wows she did.

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2013 12:14 PM (lT0Z3)

72 She is deeply in touch with the emotions that she has stored in her VA-JAY-JAY! And, being a Native American womyn, that's really deep....

Posted by: Naomi Wolf at January 08, 2013 12:14 PM (Jls4P)

73 12 I feel sorry for the Massholes who have to live with her as Senator.
Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:59 AM (GQ8sn)


This is the same Massachusetts that made Ted Kennedy senator-for-life, kept Barney Frank in congress after the page scandal, and elected James Curley governor and congressman.

Posted by: Cricket at January 08, 2013 12:14 PM (DrC22)

74 Truman North. Good response. What was her response? Blank look? Was there drool leaking out of a corner of her mouth?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:14 PM (AgRBF)

75 13 I'm wearing my American flag t shirt today, and the cashier at the pet store sneers at me, "why, aren't you the jingoist!"

Without missing a beat I responded, "oh no, I don't believe in Jingo."


I have one with the flag and "These Colors Don't Run" printed on it. Once at a gas station in a heavily Italian-American neighborhood, an ugly-ass aging hippie woman with a car covered in COEXIST and OBAMA stickers (and faded old HILLARY for SENATE stickers) sneered loudly at me: "Why do YOU PEOPLE have to act like you're the only ones who love America?"

I shouted loud enough for the whole lot to hear: "YOU PEOPLE??? Why do you hate Italian-Americans? No, I really wanna know, please tell me WHY YOU HATE ITALIAN-AMERICANS????"

The hairy-pitted twit turned beet red and jumped in her car, speeding out of the lot in embarrassment.

Alinsky, baby.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 08, 2013 12:14 PM (7ObY1)

76 "She told Fox 25 News during the campaign that, 'I would be the first senator that I know who has Native American heritage.'" Wrong. Off the top of my head: Ben Nighthorse Campbell, Charles Curtis.


If she really DID have any Native American heritage, she would have known that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:14 PM (GFM2b)

77 My wife's University/Department is always basing hiring decisions on race, but they almost never know the race of applicants until deep into the process, when they've invested time and resources winnowing down to the in-person interview stage. Then they often have to start over because none of thepeoplefit the desired description.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2013 12:14 PM (ZshNr)

78 The hairy-pitted twit turned beet red and jumped in her car, speeding out of the lot in embarrassment.

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Nice!!

Posted by: gigg423 at January 08, 2013 12:15 PM (41VCE)

79 >> That is the world's worst photoshop. I love it!

Thanks. It's intentionally bad.

I tried to match it to the quality of her claims of being an Injun.

Posted by: Andy at January 08, 2013 12:15 PM (C/NnJ)

80 Anybody else seen this?


Couple in Orlando planted a 25'x25' garden in their front yard to grow food. City says rip it all up and replace with sod or $500 in fines.


http://tinyurl.com/bchmcjm

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 12:16 PM (da5Wo)

81
Here is a token for my sympathy for Mass.

*Fuck you idiots*
Followed by a hearty and heart felt *eat shit and die*

Yer welcome.

Posted by: maddogg at January 08, 2013 12:16 PM (OlN4e)

82 Even in blue MA. there were a ton of 100% Obama precincts, especially around Boston.

The only place in MA I would believe that for is selected parts of Roxbury.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 08, 2013 12:16 PM (iHs4Z)

83 My spirit guide is the gray scrunt.

Posted by: liz warren at January 08, 2013 12:16 PM (ORGYc)

84 >>>I'm wearing my American flag t shirt today, and the cashier at the pet store sneers at me, "why, aren't you the jingoist!"

I pity the fool that is stupid enough to use that word with me.

First he would have to define it, which would inevitably need correction. Then a sermon on the history of "nationalism" and how it differs from "jingoism". Then a critique of his (her) poor understanding of the humanities and the arts (nothing will make a liberal turn red more than getting lectured on liberal arts by a conservative) and cap it all off with a discussion of how the liberal values of multi-culturalism and a single global society are contradictory because different cultures are simply incompatible, requiring nation states to remain separate to house them and give them all room; And that liberals should really pull their head out of their ass and choose one or the other. Then call him (her) an uneducated rube and watch where they go next. Usually into their academic pedigree, something easily reducible to "In your professor's minds if you aren't a PhD you are just a foot soldier for their political views, not someone to be given real knowledge, someone to be given enough knowledge to control."

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 08, 2013 12:16 PM (0q2P7)

85 "This is the same Massachusetts that made Ted Kennedy senator-for-life, kept Barney Frank in congress after the page scandal, and elected James Curley governor and congressman."

The state just found 19,000 welfare recipients don't live at the addresses they applied from in a vote registration scheme designed to increase Donk turnout at taxpayer expense. Who wants to bet not all the votes for Lizzy were from real living breathing citizens of the Commonwealth?

If she hadn't been on the ballot with Obama she would never have won.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 08, 2013 12:17 PM (KCvsd)

86 This is the same Massachusetts that made Ted Kennedy senator-for-life, kept Barney Frank in congress after the page scandal, and elected James Curley governor and congressman.

I think you mean Gerry Studds in regards to the page scandal, but those are fighting words. Curley may have been a crook, but he had a genuine appreciation for the city and its traditions, as well as being a champion of Western culture. Frank and Ted are crawling, treasonous, unhung slime who couldn't hold Curley's shart-stained undershorts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 12:17 PM (zF6Iw)

87 That is the world's worst photoshop. I love it! Thanks. It's intentionally bad. I tried to match it to the quality of her claims of being an Injun.
Posted by: Andy at January 08, 2013 12:15 PM (C/NnJ)

I love that photoshop.. hilarious

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 08, 2013 12:17 PM (nTgAI)

88 If she really DID have any Native American heritage, she would have known that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:14 PM (GFM2b)


Ben Nighthorse Campbell, at least, never made much of the "issue".
He always used the fact that he was a successful rancher the main issue in his campaigns.

Started Democrat, retired Republican.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 08, 2013 12:18 PM (Qxe/p)

89 >> Damn thats funny Andy. Warrens punkin head on Geronimo's body. What did he ever do to you? Heh.

I know, right. I kinda felt bad doing that to ol' Geronimo.

Posted by: Andy at January 08, 2013 12:18 PM (C/NnJ)

90 She's already a college graduate working at a pet store. Nothing I could have possibly said would make her life any worse.

Posted by: Truman at Wal-Mart now at January 08, 2013 12:18 PM (DOysX)

91 That is the world's worst photoshop. I love it! Thanks. It's intentionally bad. I tried to match it to the quality of her claims of being an Injun. Posted by: Andy at January 08, 2013 12:15 PM (C/NnJ) I love that photoshop.. hilarious
Posted by: The Jackhole at January 08, 2013 12:17 PM (nTgAI)

Geronimo was actually better looking

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 08, 2013 12:18 PM (nTgAI)

92 Wonder how long it'll be before we fuck this one up too?

Playoffs! Playoffs!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 12:19 PM (evdj2)

93 Did someone say "shart"?

Posted by: al roker's underwear at January 08, 2013 12:19 PM (ORGYc)

94 First he would have to define it, which would
inevitably need correction. Then a sermon on the history of
"nationalism" and how it differs from "jingoism". Then a critique of his
(her) poor understanding of the humanities and the arts (nothing will
make a liberal turn red more than getting lectured on liberal arts by a
conservative) and cap it all off with a discussion of how the liberal
values of multi-culturalism and a single global society are
contradictory because different cultures are simply incompatible,
requiring nation states to remain separate to house them and give them
all room; And that liberals should really pull their head out of their
ass and choose one or the other. Then call him (her) an uneducated rube
and watch where they go next. Usually into their academic pedigree,
something easily reducible to "In your professor's minds if you aren't a
PhD you are just a foot soldier for their political views, not someone
to be given real knowledge, someone to be given enough knowledge to
control."


Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 08, 2013 12:16 PM (0q2P7)


Hmmm...mmmhhmmm...that sounds great. But I'm a simple man with simple tastes and I enjoy simple pleasures.
"Fuck you, you ignorant slut" works well for me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 12:19 PM (da5Wo)

95 This state manufactures just as many votes as Chicago, same machine. Hell, in fact we are now importing carpet bagers from Chicago for local positions thanks to fucking Governor Patrick turning tricks for his buddies.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 08, 2013 12:19 PM (KCvsd)

96 Nothing I could have possibly said would make her life any worse.

But complaining loudly to her manager could have gotten her fired. In this economy.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:19 PM (5DR1j)

97 *pauses* You are right Truman North. She is working in a store making all the noises and squawks that are common in any Peoples Court or a classroom she attended.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:20 PM (AgRBF)

98 Woohoo! Funemployment!!!

Posted by: pet store checkout failure at January 08, 2013 12:20 PM (ORGYc)

99 She's making a run for the title of Dumbest Senator. The competition is fierce.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:21 PM (BAS5M)

100 If that lily white blond headed chick is native american, then obama must be the poster child for the hitler youth.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2013 12:21 PM (FMbng)

101 She's making a run for the title of Dumbest Senator. The competition is fierce.

Race to the Top Bottom, baby!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:22 PM (5DR1j)

102 >>>Nothing I could have possibly said would make her life any worse.

Liberals are easy to anger. I try rile them so bad they go to bed that way. And it's really not hard to do and remain, *ahem* congenial about it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 08, 2013 12:22 PM (0q2P7)

103 She's already a college graduate working at a pet store. Nothing I could have possibly said would make her life any worse.


No matter how many windows you lick, hang in there sunshine. You're a special little snowflake. Bless your heart.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:22 PM (GFM2b)

104 This is the same Massachusetts that made Ted Kennedy senator-for-life,
kept Barney Frank in congress after the page scandal, and elected James
Curley governor and congressman.


Ok, I rescind my token sentiment and offer, "Sucks to be them!"

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 12:22 PM (GQ8sn)

105 Posted by: pet store checkout failure at January 08, 2013 12:20 PM (ORGYc)

Nice hash.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 08, 2013 12:22 PM (ZKzrr)

106
No matter how many windows you lick, hang in there sunshine. You're a special little snowflake. Bless your heart.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:22 PM (GFM2b)


Oh, I like that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:23 PM (l86i3)

107 But complaining loudly to her manager could have gotten her fired. In this economy.

No more Mr Nice Guy. Alinsky them all. Drive them into poverty.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 08, 2013 12:23 PM (iHs4Z)

108 ouple in Orlando planted a 25'x25' garden in their front yard to grow
food. City says rip it all up and replace with sod or $500 in fines.


Why does Orlando hate gardens?

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 12:23 PM (GQ8sn)

109 I guess the Playgirl spread, the pickup and the barn coat just didn't cut it.

Posted by: Iowa at January 08, 2013 12:24 PM (t1NLo)

110 101 She's making a run for the title of Dumbest Senator. The competition is fierce.

---

Yeah, but is she competing for "Dumbest Democrat"?

The House is stacked on that end between Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson-Lee, Hank Johnson...

Hell, the CBC is the SEC when it comes to that kind of thing.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 12:24 PM (e0xKF)

111 "Curley may have been a crook, but he had a genuine appreciation for the city and its traditions, as well as being a champion of Western culture."

Curlley didn't have a genuine appreciation for the city and its traditions and that's why Boston entered a depression which it took 60 years to start to recover from. He is responsible along with the Bulgers for creating one of the most corrupt political institutions in the country at both city and state levels. If the city didn't have the universities and hospitals to float it during the worst of times, Boston would look worse than Detroit. Look at photos and development plans of the city pre and post Curley. It's like comparing Hausman's Paris to the 1960s Bronx!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 08, 2013 12:24 PM (KCvsd)

112 What a cucking funt.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 08, 2013 12:24 PM (HDgX3)

113 Why does Orlando hate gardens?
Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 12:23 PM (GQ8sn)


Don't they have Busch Gardens? Oh right. They just grow little fat kids.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:24 PM (l86i3)

114 Woohoo! Funemployment!!!

Posted by: pet store checkout failure at January 08, 2013 12:20 PM (ORGYc)

1. Thought of the Wahoo! joke punchline first.

2. Nice sock.

3. Nice hash.

A hat trick!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:25 PM (BAS5M)

115 Love the picture!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 08, 2013 12:25 PM (5H6zj)

116 68 -

Thanks, but I already have someone in mind I want to play catch with, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2013 12:25 PM (BeSEI)

117 >>Nothing I could have possibly said would make her life any worse.



How 'bout I'm looking for sumthin' to fatten up tonight's Hot Dogs?

Posted by: Kninerdinerobamster at January 08, 2013 12:25 PM (aZ6ew)

118 I hear you guys like conspiracy theories, so I have a conspiracy theory that I just concocted on my way home from a meeting with my CPA.

The newspaper didn't really want to publish the names of all gun owners. They were asked (gently but firmly) to do it by someone in the White House. You know, a good old fashioned show of force. Nobody really thought the map of gun owners would actually accomplish anything along the lines of public safety.

It was more of a "see what we can do" display. We know who you are. We can out you just like that. Want to see what else we can do? No? Then shut the hell up.

Posted by: Probably not true at January 08, 2013 12:26 PM (hHoS8)

119 I'm really hungry.

I wish I weren't stuck on a stupid conference call, so I could go grab lunch.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:26 PM (5DR1j)

120 "Just call him Al Gorezeera."

The staff at Current TV are not at all happy with AlGore. First meeting with their new owner Al Jazeera and Al Gore failed to show. When Granholm asked about severance packages for those leaving she was yelled at. And it may take three months to get any new programming out.

From the New York Post - http://tinyurl.com/ba4lmwf

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:26 PM (AgRBF)

121 Thanks, but I already have someone in mind I want to play catch with, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 08, 2013 12:25 PM (BeSEI)


As soon as I wrote it, I knew.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:26 PM (l86i3)

122 The citizens of Massachusetts clearly benefit from Public Education.

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 08, 2013 12:26 PM (6H6FZ)

123 Couple in Orlando planted a 25'x25' garden in their
front yard to grow food. City says rip it all up and replace with sod or
$500 in fines.


http://tinyurl.com/bchmcjm


Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 12:16 PM (da5Wo)

____________________________
I can't get too upset over this shit. If I lived in a subdivision and my neighbor started growing plants in the front yard I wouldn't be too happy about it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 08, 2013 12:26 PM (HDgX3)

124 Liberals are easy to anger. I try rile them so bad they go to bed that way. And it's really not hard to do and remain, *ahem* congenial about it.
------------
True, it's easy to prod them into raging fits of lunacy.

Posted by: gigg423 at January 08, 2013 12:27 PM (41VCE)

125 Bury My (Bleeding) Heart at Warren Knee?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 08, 2013 12:27 PM (Rs1uj)

126 Wouldn't want those historians digging into her past and finding out she was actually on the white-man's side of the Trail of Tears. ::eye roll::

Posted by: Book at January 08, 2013 12:27 PM (CKDiV)

127 If I lived in a subdivision and my neighbor started growing plants in the front yard I wouldn't be too happy about it.

Why? Why would it even be your business?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:27 PM (5DR1j)

128 They should pay the fine in a truck load of zucchini

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 12:28 PM (XN0LR)

129 The newspaper didn't really want to publish the names of all gun owners. They were asked (gently but firmly) to do it by someone in the White House. You know, a good old fashioned show of force. Nobody really thought the map of gun owners would actually accomplish anything along the lines of public safety.

It was more of a "see what we can do" display. We know who you are. We can out you just like that. Want to see what else we can do? No? Then shut the hell up.

That's not a conspiracy theory. Consiracy theories can't be true. (ahem)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:29 PM (GFM2b)

130 Couple in Orlando planted a 25'x25' garden in their front yard to grow food.

Oliver and Lisa Douglas, perchance? Politely turn down the offer of hotscakes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:29 PM (BAS5M)

131 "For the first time ever Barack Obama will use a lay person and not a clergy member to deliver the benediction at the 2013 Inauguration." http://tinyurl.com/agcfbh2

What?????

Posted by: Caustic at January 08, 2013 12:29 PM (/b8+5)

132 Consiracy theories can't be true. (ahem)

It's logic!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:29 PM (5DR1j)

133 Far-Left MoveOn.org Rallies Followers To Pressure Senate To Confirm Chuck Hagel…

Today we have a new opportunity to help put domestic job creation at the top of our national agenda. On Monday, President Obama nominated former Senator Chuck Hagel to be our next Secretary of Defense. If confirmed, Hagel will lead President Obama’s efforts to cut the Pentagon budget and end the war in Afghanistan. This will save hundreds of billions of dollars over the next ten years (in addition to saving many lives.) That’s money we can use at home to stop cuts to Social Security and Medicare benefits and for investments in our domestic economy.

But right-wing pro-war groups are trying to block Chuck Hagel’s nomination in the Senate. We can’t allow that to happen. That would be a terrible defeat for President Obama’s second-term agenda. We need Chuck Hagel, a decorated Vietnam vetaran, to lead the President’s effort to end the war and cut the Pentagon budget.

Just so ya know what we're up against and what the left wants

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 12:30 PM (9Bj8R)

134 "For the first time ever Barack Obama will use a lay person and not a
clergy member to deliver the benediction at the 2013 Inauguration."


So it CAN be worse than last time.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 08, 2013 12:30 PM (ZKzrr)

135 Far-Left MoveOn.org Rallies Followers To Pressure Senate To Confirm Chuck Hagel…

---

Why am I not surprised?

They throw in with International ANSWER and other anti-Israel groups that would just LOVE to have that fucking hack in at DOD.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 12:31 PM (e0xKF)

136 Yes, but where does she stand on Thanksgiving?

Under the baster?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 08, 2013 12:31 PM (xAk/p)

137 137 "For the first time ever Barack Obama will use a lay person and not a
clergy member to deliver the benediction at the 2013 Inauguration."

So it CAN be worse than last time.

---

What, no Imam from his school in Indonesia?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 12:31 PM (e0xKF)

138 That's like the only word on this site frowned upon.

Oh, don't make it a contest!

Posted by: Paladin at January 08, 2013 12:32 PM (4kpbt)

139 So it CAN be worse than last time.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 08, 2013 12:30 PM (ZKzrr)

They better shrink the venue, I don't see a big crowd showing for this one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:32 PM (l86i3)

140 Just call him Al Gorezeera."

The staff at Current TV are not at all happy with AlGore. First meeting with their new owner Al Jazeera and Al Gore failed to show.

I wonder how Joy Behar will like working for muzzies?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:32 PM (GFM2b)

141 She was for being an Injun before she was against it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2013 12:32 PM (1Jaio)

142 I wonder how Joy Behar will like working for muzzies?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:32 PM (GFM2b)


I look forward to the Imam beating her with a stick.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:33 PM (l86i3)

143 Publishing the gun owners was stupid, it gives credence to the arguments against registration or even background checks.

I've already been asked about a private sale by someone who doesn't want to be on a list, specifically citing that story. ( Before I get deluged in offers, I am not selling.)

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 12:33 PM (ZSnCv)

144 129
If I lived in a subdivision and my neighbor started growing plants in the front yard I wouldn't be too happy about it.

Why? Why would it even be your business?


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:27 PM (5DR1j)

______________
OK what if I open up a biker bar in my front yard across the street from you? My property. I can do whatever I want right?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 08, 2013 12:33 PM (HDgX3)

145 No Bow to Pow Wow Chow for now?
==============

Are you the guy who writes headlines for the NY Post?

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 08, 2013 12:33 PM (RSqz2)

146 The newspaper didn't really want to publish the names of all gun owners.
They were asked (gently but firmly) to do it by someone in the White
House. You know, a good old fashioned show of force. Nobody really
thought the map of gun owners would actually accomplish anything along
the lines of public safety.


Unlikely.

Sanctimonious liberal douchebag editors don't require encouragement from the White House to act like sanctimonious liberal douchebags.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 08, 2013 12:33 PM (SY2Kh)

147 She's already a college graduate working at a pet store. Nothing I could have possibly said would make her life any worse.

With respect, Truman, it's not about making her life "any worse." It's about punching back twice as hard. I guarantee you this scrunt has spent her life spouting off at her perceived inferiors, who are either too polite to speak up, too intimidated to start a fight, or who are on her side. It's people like that who set the agenda of binders, birth control and war on women during the election and who now, with the reelection of their tin god, think they're part of the vanguard of history.

People like that need to be reminded, forcefully, that there are a great many of us who are not part of the Ayers-educated, Obama-worshiping cargo cult that they belong to. And if punching back means getting her in trouble, or even losing her job - well, elections have consequences, sugar tits.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 12:33 PM (zF6Iw)

148 They voted for her, they could of had a pretty boy RINO.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:00 PM (l86i3)


Who needs syrup of ipecac with a choice like that?

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 12:33 PM (NWn8w)

149 Did you guys hear that Obama had that newspaper print the map of gun owners?

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 12:34 PM (KXm42)

150 If I lived in a subdivision and my neighbor started growing plants in the front yard I wouldn't be too happy about it.

I hope to hell they start growing plants because who wants to look at rocks and dirt?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 08, 2013 12:34 PM (ZKzrr)

151 That isn't a very good photoshop

Posted by: Pyro Alexx at January 08, 2013 12:34 PM (uFY4s)

152 So cutting the Pentagon's budget leads to job creation, according to the left.

Uh huh.

Just like after the Civil War, World War I, World War II, Korean Conflict, Vietnam . . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:34 PM (BAS5M)

153 OSP, the stick would sue on the grounds of cruelty.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:35 PM (AgRBF)

154 101: Hank Johnson makes Lizzie here look smart though he is a representative

Posted by: Pyro Alexx at January 08, 2013 12:35 PM (uFY4s)

155 As long as your not selling beer commercially, sort of a BYOB biker place, then why should I get to say anything. You need a bigger yard M Moo

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 12:36 PM (ZSnCv)

156 I hope to hell they start growing plants because who wants to look at rocks and dirt?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 08, 2013 12:34 PM (ZKzrr)


30 years ago, "zeriscape" was vogue.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 08, 2013 12:36 PM (Qxe/p)

157 So it CAN be worse than last time.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 08, 2013 12:30 PM (ZKzrr)


I'm still wondering how any East Asians reacted to that "Let the Yellow be Mellow". If it were me I'd be far different than "mellow" at that senile fuckstick and his illiterate sub-doggerel.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 12:37 PM (NWn8w)

158 159, works in Tuscon

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 12:37 PM (ZSnCv)

159 I ate at Taco Bell for lunch. I guess that makes me part Latino until I take a shit

Posted by: Jose Biden at January 08, 2013 12:37 PM (vYB+W)

160 156
OSP, the stick would sue on the grounds of cruelty.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:35 PM (AgRBF)
And win

Posted by: Pyro Alexx at January 08, 2013 12:38 PM (uFY4s)

161 This time, the Benediction will be given by Flava Fav.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:38 PM (BAS5M)

162 162
I ate at Taco Bell for lunch. I guess that makes me part Latino until I take a shit


Posted by: Jose Biden at January 08, 2013 12:37 PM (vYB+W)
it makes you something worse, californian

Posted by: Pyro Alexx at January 08, 2013 12:38 PM (uFY4s)

163 @125

It is wrong for government to have that much power over property.

Posted by: eman at January 08, 2013 12:38 PM (EWsrI)

164 164
This time, the Benediction will be given by Flava Fav.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:38 PM (BAS5M)
Not Ludacris... darn

Posted by: Pyro Alexx at January 08, 2013 12:38 PM (uFY4s)

165 166
@125



It is wrong for government to have that much power over property.





Posted by: eman at January 08, 2013 12:38 PM (EWsrI)
Its a tax

Posted by: Justice Roberts at January 08, 2013 12:39 PM (uFY4s)

166 OK what if I open up a biker bar in my front yard across the street from you? My property. I can do whatever I want right?

Purely theoretically- yes.

But Zoning exists. And Zoning (as opposed to those stupid HOAs which I loathe) provides more benefit (in general) than it causes harm.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:39 PM (5DR1j)

167 Couple in Orlando planted a 25'x25' garden in their
front yard to grow food.


A little Native American ancestry would make that go away. "Our Sacred Maize" I believe that would trump any other victim card in this case.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2013 12:39 PM (FcR7P)

168 A little Native American ancestry would make that go away. "Our Sacred Maize" I believe that would trump any other victim card in this case.
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2013 12:39 PM (FcR7P)


Maybe they can play the Rastafarian card and grow some weed.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:41 PM (l86i3)

169 Now this defines stupid. Cameron Douglas gets sent to the slammer for 10 years due to drug use. Turns rat and gets almost 5 years knocked off. Then gets busted for smuggling drugs into prison so now he is looking at a release in 2018. His dad is Michael Douglas.

New York Post -
http://tinyurl.com/9wp6p7b

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:41 PM (AgRBF)

170 169
OK what if I open up a biker bar in my front yard across the street from you? My property. I can do whatever I want right?

Purely theoretically- yes.

But
Zoning exists. And Zoning (as opposed to those stupid HOAs which I
loathe) provides more benefit (in general) than it causes harm.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:39 PM (5DR1j)
I disagree

Posted by: The Great city of Houston at January 08, 2013 12:41 PM (uFY4s)

171 145
I wonder how Joy Behar will like working for muzzies?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:32 PM (GFM2b)



I look forward to the Imam beating her with a stick.


Like to see her ugly ass in a burqua....

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 08, 2013 12:42 PM (Jls4P)

172 171
A little Native American ancestry would make that go away. "Our Sacred
Maize" I believe that would trump any other victim card in this case.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2013 12:39 PM (FcR7P)





Maybe they can play the Rastafarian card and grow some weed.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:41 PM (l86i3)
Yaa mon

Posted by: The Great city of Kingston at January 08, 2013 12:42 PM (uFY4s)

173 174
145

I wonder how Joy Behar will like working for muzzies?


Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:32 PM (GFM2b)





I look forward to the Imam beating her with a stick.

Like to see her ugly ass in a burqua....


Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 08, 2013 12:42 PM (Jls4P)
can I join in the beating

Posted by: The rest of the world at January 08, 2013 12:42 PM (uFY4s)

174 OK what if I open up a biker bar in my front yard across the street from you?

If its zoning is OK, enough parking, handicap access, you get a liquor license, building fire/safety code up to snuff, etc, then I wouldn't care.

The biker gang members I've known tend not to crap their own nests and actively seek to remain on good terms with neighbors...for obvious reasons.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 08, 2013 12:42 PM (iHs4Z)

175 Would this little garden be the nucleus of the case that overturns Wickard v. Filburn, sigh

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 12:43 PM (ZSnCv)

176 Alright Horde, I need some help. Ready to make a purchase. Here's what I want.

http://tinyurl.com/cyqbhvy


Problem is, I can't find anyone in NE Florida who sells them. There is one place here that might have it, a gun shop/range, but the one time I went there they were such assholes that I'll never go back again.


Any ideas?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 12:43 PM (da5Wo)

177 170
Couple in Orlando planted a 25'x25' garden in their

front yard to grow food.



A little Native American ancestry would make that go away. "Our
Sacred Maize" I believe that would trump any other victim card in this
case.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2013 12:39 PM (FcR7P)
That is a lot of land

Posted by: Bangledesh at January 08, 2013 12:44 PM (uFY4s)

178 She's just like RGIII....she's pushing away from her people.

She's just a cornball squaw.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2013 12:45 PM (GsoHv)

179 Purp, plus if I've got food, having a well fed biker gang to protect might be a good strategy

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 12:45 PM (ZSnCv)

180 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:39 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: The Great city of Houston at January 08, 2013 12:41 PM (uFY4s)
----
There is a view that the more local a government entity is the better for you it is (given that it may be needed at all.). Hence devolution is considered a good thing. Surely HOA's are an exception to prove the rule?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 12:45 PM (eEfYn)

181 181
She's just like RGIII....she's pushing away from her people.

She's just a cornball squaw.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2013 12:45 PM (GsoHv)
Thread winner

Posted by: Alexx at January 08, 2013 12:45 PM (uFY4s)

182 Fauxcahontas is a dream make-work project for conservative talk radio in Mass. The gift that keeps on giving

Posted by: DALE THE WITLESS PEASANT at January 08, 2013 12:45 PM (FxBCF)

183 But Zoning exists. And Zoning (as opposed to those stupid HOAs which I
loathe) provides more benefit (in general) than it causes harm.


There's no zoning laws in Houston. It's surreal.

You'll have a 40 storey skyscraper in the middle of a residential neighborhood 3 houses down from a 7-Eleven.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 12:46 PM (KXm42)

184 167
164

This time, the Benediction will be given by Flava Fav.



Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:38 PM (BAS5M)
Not Ludacris... darn


Here's the entertainment at the Inaugural Ball

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 08, 2013 12:46 PM (Jls4P)

185
Make her eat it -- all the newspapers and television stations here should call her that by default. Make her own up to her damn lie, or be forced to publicly deny it and tell the truth...

Best idea to date! Mockery is a tried and true Alinsky tactic and we should loose the bitch mittens for once and fight with bare nuckles.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at January 08, 2013 12:46 PM (is2uy)

186 So incredibly depressing to think that this classless hack-scrunt is going to be my Senator until such time as I either leave Massachusetts or (the gods protect us) she decided to take her "Working-Class Hero" schtick to the National stage.

Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2013 12:46 PM (A5uiv)

187 Any ideas?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 12:43 PM (da5Wo)

I would buy an 870, you should be able to find one. Then buy the tactical stuff you need and build it yourself. I like Mesa tactical.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:47 PM (l86i3)

188 So the Benediction is going to go to the biggest donor.

Nice.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 12:47 PM (fWAjv)

189 186
But Zoning exists. And Zoning (as opposed to those stupid HOAs which I

loathe) provides more benefit (in general) than it causes harm.

There's no zoning laws in Houston. It's surreal.

You'll have a 40 storey skyscraper in the middle of a residential neighborhood 3 houses down from a 7-Eleven.


Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 12:46 PM (KXm42)
Supply and demand rule, not some dumb city council

Posted by: The Great City of Houston at January 08, 2013 12:47 PM (uFY4s)

190 Also being multinuclear is a good thing

Posted by: The Great City of Houston at January 08, 2013 12:48 PM (uFY4s)

191 How this scrunt every won is beyond me even for the idiots in Mass.?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 12:48 PM (9Bj8R)

192
She's making a run for the title of Dumbest Senator. The competition is fierce.Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:21 PM (BAS5M)

Nah. We've got Barbara Boxer. That's the nuclear weapon of stupidity.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2013 12:48 PM (DXlwL)

193 BCochran, pricey cusses they are
http://www.gunbroker.com/All/BI.aspx?Keywords=Remington+870

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:48 PM (AgRBF)

194 194
How this scrunt every won is beyond me even for the idiots in Mass.?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 12:48 PM (9Bj8R)
Mass, where idiots have always lived

Posted by: The rest of the world at January 08, 2013 12:48 PM (uFY4s)

195 I would buy an 870, you should be able to find one. Then buy the tactical stuff you need and build it yourself. I like Mesa tactical.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:47 PM (l86i3)


You beat me to it.
Good answer.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 08, 2013 12:49 PM (Qxe/p)

196 You'll have a 40 storey skyscraper in the middle of a residential neighborhood 3 houses down from a 7-Eleven.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 12:46 PM (KXm42)

Point of accuracy. We don't have 7-11s here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:49 PM (BAS5M)

197 We are living in some alternate universe.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 08, 2013 12:49 PM (DGIjM)

198 She's making a run for the title of Dumbest Senator. The competition is fierce.Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:21 PM (BAS5M)

Nah. We've got Barbara Boxer. That's the nuclear weapon of stupidity.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2013 12:48 PM (DXlwL)

What about Lautenberg? OH dumbest? I thought you said deadest? Sorry, never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 12:50 PM (9Bj8R)

199 on a list, specifically citing that story. ( Before I get deluged in offers, I am not selling.)
Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 12:33 PM (ZSnCv)

Yep. Kinda crazy at the kind of people doing the asking too. Lots of paranoia among people who know more of what is going on behind the scenes than I do. I am trying not to get freaked out.

Posted by: Invictus at January 08, 2013 12:50 PM (OQpzc)

200 BCochran1981, you can get an 870 and aftermarket it as desired. Get the baseline, which should be available in many places, then accessorize as your familiarity grows.

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 12:50 PM (gznAu)

201 She's making a run for the title of Dumbest Senator. The competition
is fierce.Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:21 PM (BAS5M)

We have a couple of stupid MIRV's here in WA State - Cantwell (a real mental mighty might) and Murray (former preschool and "parenting" teacher)

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 08, 2013 12:51 PM (Jls4P)

202 We have Stop and Go

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 12:51 PM (m2CN7)

203 Old topic

what are the rules for removing your money from the 401k?

We don't need rulz anymore dood.

Posted by: DNC, JEF and DemoTards at January 08, 2013 12:51 PM (yxEzV)

204 Don't trust a woman with an institutional haircut.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2013 12:52 PM (oKVrA)

205 You'll have a 40 storey skyscraper in the middle of a residential neighborhood
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 12:46 PM (KXm42)

---
Really? Where? I don't mean to be argumentative at all but that is often said and I do not know where that might be. A skyscraper surrounded by apartments perhaps.Oh, and a 7-Eleven? hah

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 12:52 PM (eEfYn)

206 Point of accuracy. We don't have 7-11s here.

Well...it has been quite a while since I lived in the city proper. There used to be.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 12:52 PM (KXm42)

207 Looks like she just shat her buckskins.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2013 12:52 PM (wAQA5)

208 I would get a Winchester defender. Less expensive and just as good as any tactical shotgun.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 12:53 PM (m2CN7)

209 210 Looks like she just shat her buckskins.
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2013 12:52 PM (wAQA5)

It happens

Posted by: Al Roker at January 08, 2013 12:53 PM (DGIjM)

210 198 I would buy an 870, you should be able to find one. Then buy the tactical stuff you need and build it yourself. I like Mesa tactical.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:47 PM (l86i3)






Noo non nee shawgun wih morrre nan fieh rounns

Posted by: St. Gabby at January 08, 2013 12:53 PM (PgKjD)

211 Also being multinuclear is a good thing

NO! NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN THE CITY LIMITS!

Posted by: Iowa Shitty at January 08, 2013 12:53 PM (ZKzrr)

212 School committee on Staten Island voted last night to arm school guards.
http://tinyurl.com/bcrwmoj

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:53 PM (AgRBF)

213 You'll have a 40 storey skyscraper in the middle of a residential neighborhood 3 houses down from a 7-Eleven.

Sounds like FM1960 just west of 45.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:53 PM (GFM2b)

214 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:48 PM (AgRBF)


Heh. I was just looking there myself. A couple grand? WTF?

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 12:53 PM (fWAjv)

215
Alright Horde, I need some help. Ready to make a purchase. Here's what I want.
Gun broker has several available
gunbrokerdotcom

Posted by: Panhandler at January 08, 2013 12:54 PM (rZ5RE)

216 Good drink
Good meat
Good God, yall
Let's eat

Posted by: Flava Flav at January 08, 2013 12:56 PM (0It32)

217 Really? Where? I don't mean to be argumentative at all but that is often said and I do not know where that might be. A skyscraper surrounded by apartments perhaps.Oh, and a 7-Eleven? hah
Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 12:52 PM (eEfYn)

Right on San Felipe. The elder Bush's office is in the Marathon building surrounded by the Tanglewood and Briarforest neighborhoods witha couple of stripcenters close by. The closest Stop N Go isa couple of blocks away.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 12:56 PM (m2CN7)

218 Warren and Blumenthal are making Boxer and Frankenstein look good.

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 12:56 PM (gznAu)

219 Surely HOA's are an exception to prove the rule?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 12:45 PM (eEfYn)



HOAs are of the Devil.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 12:56 PM (VtjlW)

220
201She's making a run for the title of Dumbest Senator. The competition is fierce.Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:21 PM (BAS5M)

......................
I'm sure mine is pretty dumb too but since he can't even talk after his stroke who the hell knows. (or cares)

Posted by: Molly k. at January 08, 2013 12:57 PM (n/mm9)

221 And I can't be the only one that prefers a shotty with a straight stock instead of pistol grip.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 12:57 PM (fWAjv)

222 There is a view that the more local a government entity is the better for you it is (given that it may be needed at all.). Hence devolution is considered a good thing. Surely HOA's are an exception to prove the rule?


Zoning laws have progressed so far in most jurisdictions, with rule upon rule upon rule, that HOAs usually serve no legitimate need beyond pooling funds for common area maintenance. But like any position of power, HOA board members will invariably abuse their position to exert control over their neighbors.

It's like living your life with Mary Worth as your God. Woe to those who earn the scorn of the meddling old bitty!

Posted by: Wooga at January 08, 2013 12:57 PM (RiGSV)

223 M1 Garands are still going for around $1k.

Posted by: Invictus at January 08, 2013 12:57 PM (OQpzc)

224 Hey Alexthechick, did you manage to dodge court time?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:58 PM (AgRBF)

225 Really? Where? I don't mean to be argumentative at all but that is often
said and I do not know where that might be. A skyscraper surrounded by
apartments perhaps.Oh, and a 7-Eleven? hah


You're calling me on something I've seen with my own eyes in the neighborhood I lived in for 3 years. Galleria area. Chimney Rock and San Felipe.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 12:58 PM (KXm42)

226 Point of accuracy. We don't have 7-11s here.
>>>
Well...it has been quite a while since I lived in the city proper. There used to be.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 12:52 PM (KXm42)

Decades (plural!) It's been Stop-N-GoRob and Circle KJerks since the mid-80s.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 12:58 PM (BAS5M)

227 They better shrink the venue, I don't see a big crowd showing for this one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:32 PM (l86i3)
=============

Naw, let the MFM try to make all the empty space look crowded- that'll be fun to watch.

Hopefully the weather will deliver one of those cold, nasty, half rain half snow shitstorms for which DC winters are famous- that would be even more fun.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 08, 2013 12:58 PM (RSqz2)

228 HOAs are of the Devil.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 12:56 PM (VtjlW)


Word. Peer pressure keeps out hood clean and presentable.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:58 PM (l86i3)

229 Well, time to excercise, love love and kiss kiss.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 12:59 PM (l86i3)

230 226 M1 Garands are still going for around $1k.

Posted by: Invictus at January 08, 2013 12:57 PM (OQpzc)


I thought the government made those illegal. (ban on imports)

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 08, 2013 12:59 PM (Qxe/p)

231 You'll have a 40 storey skyscraper in the middle of a residential neighborhood 3 houses down from a 7-Eleven.



Sounds like FM1960 just west of 45.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:53 PM (GFM2b)
---let me know what you're smoking or drinking if you see skyscrapers there.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 12:59 PM (eEfYn)

232 You know, me as benevolent(ish) dictator of alextopia is one thing. Me in charge of an HOA would be on a whole other level. I give you a moment to ponder that Horde. Done?


Yeah, I'm thinking kneel before Zod! would end up being amended into the bylaws and declarations.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 01:00 PM (VtjlW)

233 Imported from the 1940s?

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 01:00 PM (gznAu)

234 >> She's just a cornball squaw.

Her people call it maizeball.

Posted by: Andy at January 08, 2013 01:00 PM (8YhyH)

235 >>>You'll have a 40 storey skyscraper in the middle of a residential neighborhood

All the better for eyeballing those sunbathing Texas housewives while you work. Giggity.

Posted by: Wooga at January 08, 2013 01:00 PM (RiGSV)

236 during the campaign, I logged onto a website dedicated to wish Warronimo a happy birthday. I thought I could wish her something snide but instead they just recorded my email address and now I get updates from Lizzie usually asking for money.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2013 01:01 PM (XUKZU)

237 Galleria area. Chimney Rock and San Felipe.
Ah, the Boobie Bar District. Used to know it well back in the day.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2013 01:01 PM (BAS5M)

238 I thought the government made those illegal. (ban on imports)
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at January 08, 2013 12:59 PM (Qxe/p)

No, they just drove up the price.

Posted by: Invictus at January 08, 2013 01:02 PM (OQpzc)

239 RioBravo you're wrong. Quit while you're behind.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 01:02 PM (KXm42)

240
We have a couple of stupid MIRV's here in WA State - Cantwell (a real mental mighty might) and Murray (former preschool and "parenting" teacher)
Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 08, 2013 12:51 PM (Jls4P)


OK, I didn't want to do it, but force me to go nuclear:
“Those who survived the San Francisco
earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died,
their lives will never be the same again.” - Barbara BoxerLet's see ya top THAT for stupid.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2013 01:02 PM (DXlwL)

241 You can chant Lizzie Warren to the rhythm of the traditional Native Amrican drum beat. LIZ-zie warr-en. LIZ-zie warr-en.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 08, 2013 01:03 PM (XUKZU)

242 HOAs are of the Devil.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 12:56 PM (VtjlW)


Word. Peer pressure keeps out hood clean and presentable.


So does a nazi code enforcement officer. Backed by the full weight of City Hall.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 01:03 PM (GFM2b)

243 OK, I didn't want to do it, but force me to go nuclear:
“Those who survived the San Francisco

earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died,

their lives will never be the same again.” - Barbara BoxerLet's see ya top THAT for stupid.


You win... she is the dumbest of the dumb...

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 08, 2013 01:03 PM (Jls4P)

244 On Gunbroker. A Wise single-shot MG-42 replica. Bid is past $2,800. No thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 01:04 PM (AgRBF)

245 You're calling me on something I've seen with my own
eyes in the neighborhood I lived in for 3 years. Galleria area. Chimney
Rock and San Felipe.


Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 12:58 PM (KXm42)
---There are apartment complexes there. One quarter of the skyscrapers are residential buildings so I guess that does put them in the middle so to speak.The Galleria area is not what most people would think of as a residential area. More of a CBD. Not different than a CBD in a city with zoning.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 01:04 PM (eEfYn)

246 RioBravo you're wrong. Quit while you're behind.


Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 01:02 PM (KXm42)
---About what?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 01:05 PM (eEfYn)

247
I see a lot of prickers / pricks in that photo. The biggest one is holding the rifle.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 08, 2013 01:05 PM (Jcd0S)

248 It happens

Posted by: Al Roker

Tell me about it!

Posted by: al roker's underwear at January 08, 2013 01:06 PM (ORGYc)

249 Hey Alexthechick, did you manage to dodge court time?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 12:58 PM (AgRBF)



No and I have to go back at 2. It's just setting dates for stuff, which is why I can do it, but I am not dressed for court. The only person who this bothers is me but it bothers me a lot.

Something interesting did happen while I was waiting though. A case before ours involves an action to declare someone who is missing to be dead and the judge and the lawyers were going through what had to be done because it's incredibly rare that a petition to do that gets filed. Frankly, I never thought I'd ever get to see anything about one outside of tv. Even the judge said that this is only the second one he's seen in nearly 30 years.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 01:06 PM (VtjlW)

250
You win... she is the dumbest of the dumb...

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 08, 2013 01:03 PM (Jls4P)


Yeah, it's hardly sporting. It's like using a daisy cutter to fight the natives of Borneo who are throwing rocks at the plane.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2013 01:06 PM (DXlwL)

251 7-11 sold their Houston stores to Stop N Go in 1989.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 01:06 PM (m2CN7)

252 Need some help...



Blaser Roman Presentation Set, R8, F3, S2

or

Blaser Custom Egyptian Set R93 & F3

Thoughts?

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 01:09 PM (fWAjv)

253 7-11 sold their Houston stores to Stop N Go in 1989.

Okay. I guess I should have said convenience store. Not really my point.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 01:09 PM (KXm42)

254 Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 01:04 PM (eEfYn)

You are thinking more of the immediate Galleria area ( in sight of the Galleria) as opposed to the commerical buildings on San Felipe next to the Tanglewood residential area. This area is known as the Galleria area though the Galleria is 3 to 4 miles away. But you know that.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 01:10 PM (m2CN7)

255 Ok, I didn't want to do it, but force me to go nuclear:
Those who survived the San Francisco
earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. - Barbara BoxerLet's see ya top THAT for stupid.

I'll aee your Boxer and raise you a Sheila "flag on Mars" Jackson Lee.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 01:10 PM (GFM2b)

256 That is one fugly squaw.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 01:11 PM (UOM48)

257 Whoa, never seen this before. Thanks Il Duce, your death was far too kind.
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=325140572

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 01:11 PM (AgRBF)

258 Okay. I guess I should have said convenience store. Not really my point.
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 01:09 PM (KXm42)

I don't disagree with your point. Just clarifying facts for everyone's benefit.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 01:11 PM (m2CN7)

259 ---About what?

Well...it's a good thing you weren't trying to be argumentative or anything.

Go to San Felipe and Chimney Rock and drive around the area. You will see.

Can't help you any more than that.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 01:11 PM (KXm42)

260 OT

Waiting to get on a plane, and the nice older lady sitting in the waiting area across from me is reading Crichton's Airframe.

Heh. Looks like she's only about halfway through. Those of you who have read it know what I'm talking about b

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2013 01:11 PM (9yly6)

261 won’t contact historians at the Senate Historical Office to tell them she’s Native American.

Can't we do it for her?

Posted by: yerro at January 08, 2013 01:14 PM (Zsb4e)

262 “No. It's more disturbing to find out who Booth was," said Jendresen. "This is a man who believed what still probably 20 percent of this country still believes. He could be a poster child for the Tea Party."
Posted by: mrp at January 08, 2013 12:08 PM (HjPtV)

Shit like that makes me so mad I could spit. Which makes me wonder. Are we on the right being deliberately provoked? Are the federal government and media hoping to create a backlash incident that will justifyimposition of the kind of authoritarian measures they dream about? All it takes is one easily manipulated and mentally unstable nutcase (or group of nutcases) to discredit legitimate resistance to federal overreach as 'fringe' and 'extremist' (and of course the usual'racist', 'paranoid', and 'xenophobic' pejoratives). They don't need to set a Reichstag fire. All they need to do is create the conditions, sit back, and wait for the spark.

More specifically, how many dead feds would it take to reintroduce an evenmore restrictive and all-encompassing version of the assault weapons ban?

Posted by: troyriser at January 08, 2013 01:14 PM (vtiE6)

263 Well court is a pretty public area. I would feel self-conscious about being ambushed to take care of such also.

A missing person declared dead case. Lots of paperwork proving no one has seen X in Y years. Affirm and sign stating such. Jump through the hoops. And after some legal mumbo-jumbo, pronounced dead. Something like that?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 01:17 PM (AgRBF)

264
I'll aee your Boxer and raise you a Sheila "flag on Mars" Jackson Lee. Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 01:10 PM (GFM2b)

Hey, can I get a ruling here? We're talking about the dumbest Senators, and you bring up a ringer from the House.

But if you wanna go there, California's got you covered there too. I call with Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2013 01:17 PM (DXlwL)

265 263, you might want to get some duct tape ready

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 01:17 PM (XN0LR)

266 264, no. But a snarky member could read a congratulatory note about her "heritage" into the Congressional Record

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 01:21 PM (XN0LR)

267 Must be a new thread up

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 01:21 PM (XN0LR)

268 They don't even need to 'read' it in. They can just add it later to the Record. Which is a common occurrence, something about 'extending my remarks.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 01:22 PM (AgRBF)

269
But a snarky member could read a congratulatory note about her "heritage" into the Congressional Record

Beautiful.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 08, 2013 01:22 PM (DXlwL)

270 But a snarky member could read a congratulatory note about her "heritage" into the Congressional Record





Even better if it comes from a House member with actual injun heritage

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2013 01:30 PM (9yly6)

271 Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 01:10 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2013 01:11 PM (KXm42)


Thank you.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 01:34 PM (eEfYn)

272 General McChrystal just opined to MSNBC that the 5.56 round was devastatingly powerful and should not be in civilian hands. I swear, my head is going to explode. I can't take the retards that govern us any more.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 08, 2013 01:35 PM (Rwrs+)

273 42 >"why, aren't you the jingoist!"



"When I decide that I need life advice from a pet store cashier, maybe I'll be back."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2013 01:38 PM (QKKT0)

274 'the 5.56 round' is 'devastatingly powerful' round? Really. When it takes 5 or 6 of them to drop a hadji? This dude I permanently move into the Weasley Clark/Colon Powell column.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 01:42 PM (AgRBF)

275 General McChrystal just opined to MSNBC that the 5.56 round was devastatingly powerful and should not be in civilian hands. I swear, my head is going to explode. I can't take the retards that govern us any more.
Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 08, 2013 01:35 PM (Rwrs+)

Evidently, modern generals, to be modern generals, must be opportunistic, ass-kissing henchmen for the Executive branch. They'veforgotten who and what they serve. It's sad, too. I remember a time when generals were considered patriots.

Posted by: troyriser at January 08, 2013 01:43 PM (vtiE6)

276 General McChrystal just opined to MSNBC that the 5.56 round was devastatingly powerful and should not be in civilian hands. I swear, my head is going to explode. I can't take the retards that govern us any more.
Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at January 08, 2013 01:35 PM (Rwrs+)


Well, I thought I liked McCrystal, I will move him into the Wesley clark catagory.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 01:44 PM (l86i3)

277 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 01:42 PM (AgRBF)


JINX

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 01:45 PM (l86i3)

278 I'm wearing my flag shirt with pride

Posted by: jingoist unchained at January 08, 2013 01:46 PM (2cfUo)

279 LOL OSP.

Still no sign of your book. I am starting to think there is a conspiracy since three things I won off eBay after I ordered your book have come in.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 01:51 PM (AgRBF)

280 “No. It's more disturbing to find out who Booth was," said Jendresen. "This is a man who believed what still probably 20 percent of this country still believes. He could be a poster child for the Tea Party." Posted by: mrp at January 08, 2013 12:08 PM (HjPtV)

And of course, that sweatsack Bill "I'm looking out for YOU!" O'Reilly won't demand this asshole be bounced from the production, of course. Muse be something about politics that turns Irishmen into stammering, brain-dead clowns.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 01:53 PM (zF6Iw)

281 Hmm. Grammar and spelling errors in one post. Time to sign off for a bit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 01:54 PM (zF6Iw)

282 Is she the one that beat that notorious far right tea party activist Scott Brown.

Posted by: ejo at January 08, 2013 02:19 PM (GXvSO)

283 From what I understand, the endangered Prairie Crab has been taken off of the registries as well.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2013 02:31 PM (w3+gB)

284 But Zoning exists. And Zoning (as opposed to those
stupid HOAs which I loathe) provides more benefit (in general) than it
causes harm.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 12:39 PM (5DR1j)

Zoning causes ghettos. Once an area is zoned "low income housing" it is doomed. It is no accident that Houston, the largest city in the United States without zoning, is also the largest city without ghettos. Are there bad sections of town? Sure there are, but they are nothing like Harlem, Watts, or the Projects in Chicago.

Posted by: An Observation at January 08, 2013 02:58 PM (ylhEn)

285 Those that wish to have someone fired for a comment at a cash register need to fuck yourselves. Seriously.

I am embarrassed to share the web with you sandy-vag jerkoffs.

Posted by: nip at January 08, 2013 04:06 PM (11Tdq)

286 I guess the Cherokee Caucus will have to wait for now.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at January 08, 2013 04:41 PM (BYSrJ)

287 "Surprising no one, Senator Elizabeth Warren *spit* has refused to list herself as Massachusetts' first Native American™ senator."

FUCK Massachusetts.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 08, 2013 05:27 PM (vd7A8)

288
How many votes didshe win by? I think the welfare scam run by the democreeps pushed her over the top. Lighter that or MA is a lost cause.

Posted by: Fresh at January 08, 2013 05:35 PM (O7ksG)

289 12 I feel sorry for the Massholes who have to live with her as Senator.
Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:59 AM (GQ8sn)

Fuck them. We ALL have to live with this lying rancid {word than can't be used} in the Senate. She's par for the course nowadays. Massholes should only die. Slowly. Screaming.

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at January 08, 2013 06:05 PM (Hsgnv)

290 Don't go hating on all MA voters.

I have lived here all my adult life and have met maybe 5 conservatives in the flesh. Had it not been for us 5 you'd have Martha Coakley in the Senate. Don't ask. I've met a person actually reflexively sympathetic to Saddam Hussein to spite Bush.

Don't worry. It will get better. Joe Kennedy III strolled by the Senate yesterday put his hand on Warren's seat, I mean her chair, and told her to keep it warm for him.

I consider Ace "Radio Free Massachusetts". Sympathy, please!!!

Posted by: Sefton at January 08, 2013 08:39 PM (/G/kZ)

291 Speaking of the lie running its course, this is hysterical if it wasn't so sad. Too little, too late but then again, he can always switch parties and run that way

http://tinyurl.com/bgd397o

Posted by: Marcia Cramer at January 09, 2013 01:04 AM (/b8+5)

292 It's kind of like the wave/particle theory of light: what you see depends on what you look for. In her case, what you say depends on what you want.

Besides, now she's in Congress, a Democrat from Massachusetts, she is above the law.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at January 09, 2013 06:10 PM (ecG02)






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