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1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:11 AM (5DR1j)

2 Oh, and prima textum.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:11 AM (5DR1j)

3 Well, you will all be glad to know that the traditions of independent investigative journalism, journalistic integrity, and the willingness to stand up to government interference with the press are alive and well.

And living in the People's Republic of China:

"The row at the Southern Weekly - known for hard-hitting investigations and testing the limits of censorship - erupted after a new year editorial calling for guaranteed constitutional rights was changed at the last minute to one extolling the virtues of the Communist Party.

In two open letters, 35 prominent former staff and 50 interns at the paper have demanded the resignation of the provincial propaganda chief in Guangdong..."


Funny that the very thing these journalists are risking their freedom to protest is what the American MSM is falling all over themselves to embrace- the media being used as a mouthpiece of the state.

Link below is to the BBC- what, you think the American press is going to cover this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-20911823

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 08, 2013 09:12 AM (RSqz2)

4 The unemployment rate across the eurozone hit a new all-time
high of 11.8% in November, official figures have shown.






Which is why we need our economy to be more like them, right Barry?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2013 09:16 AM (1Jaio)

5 Hey AG, go check out 327



Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 09:16 AM (da5Wo)

6 So Gabby Giffords has recovered well enough to start and lead an initiative such as this?

If so, it's a miracle, and Glory to God, yet.... Somehow I suspect her well-being isn't even a consideration here.

Am I the only one beginning to have a strong distaste for her husband?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:18 AM (piMMO)

7 Hey anyone else in NY notice that any time the Knicks lose, Carmelo acts like a 3 year old and tries to beat up the stars on the other team? Mature guy ha? Should bode well for the play-offs?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 09:19 AM (9Bj8R)

8 “I guess he prayed a lot and got lucky because a storm came,” Sweeney said.

http://tinyurl.com/b7eqbug

Such civility in the face of the Sandy disaster. Do these folks not have any filters?

Posted by: Caustic at January 08, 2013 09:19 AM (/b8+5)

9 Notre Dame is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 09:19 AM (+DMSZ)

10 So Gabby Giffords has recovered well enough to start and lead an initiative such as this?

If so, it's a miracle, and Glory to God, yet.... Somehow I suspect her well-being isn't even a consideration here.

Am I the only one beginning to have a strong distaste for her husband?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:18 AM (piMMO)


She is being used. Pure and simple

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 09:19 AM (9Bj8R)

11 "Am I the only one beginning to have a strong distaste for her husband?"

No....no you're not.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2013 09:20 AM (jlngc)

12 NDH do you mean Mark Kelley is doing to Gabby what Sara Brady did to her husband? Use the disabled souse as a prop to make them famous and powerful? Sounds like it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:20 AM (spN65)

13 Congrats to the Alabama football team and fans.

Posted by: teej at January 08, 2013 09:20 AM (Khu8a)

14 Eerr - disabled spouse

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:21 AM (spN65)

15 :::6 So Gabby Giffords has recovered well enough to start and lead an initiative such as this?

If so, it's a miracle, and Glory to God, yet.... Somehow I suspect her well-being isn't even a consideration here.

Am I the only one beginning to have a strong distaste for her husband?:::

No. This Weekend at Gabby's roadshow is disgusting. She can't string a sentence together but he keeps insisting she wants this and that.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 09:22 AM (+DMSZ)

16 Disabled souse works too.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 08, 2013 09:22 AM (O7Q1u)

17 Am I the only one beginning to have a strong distaste for her husband?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:18 AM (piMMO)

=================

Short answer: "No".

With the space program winding down there's not a lot of work for astronauts so he's probably looking for a new gig- like congress?

If he has to trash a few constitutional principles to get there, well omelets- eggs, you know...
































Posted by: Nighthawk at January 08, 2013 09:23 AM (RSqz2)

18 If the tiny umbrella don't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2013 09:23 AM (ORGYc)

19 You knew it was coming. Some loon has doubts that Sandy Hook happened:

http://tinyurl.com/argbmfe

The article says he has conspiracy theories about the Kennedy assassination, Oklahoma City, and 9/11. No word whether he believes the moon landings were faked.

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2013 09:24 AM (zoehZ)

20 Roll out the barrel
We'll have a barrel of fun

Posted by: teej at January 08, 2013 09:24 AM (Khu8a)

21 Great, Giffords. Absolute moral authority of course. Cindy Sheehan redux.

Posted by: Heralder at January 08, 2013 09:24 AM (+xmn4)

22 Any of the morons have Ted Cruz as their Senator?


If so, damn you you lucky MF'er.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 09:25 AM (fWAjv)

23 WTF was that?

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 08, 2013 09:25 AM (RSqz2)

24 Wait, so the big stink about Mussberger is that he noticed that Miss Alabama is, how to put this, a prime piece of hotassery? *clutches pearls* Oh my stars and garters, how dare he!


Seriously, from the vapors that people are getting, I was presuming that he said something on air like woah nelly, the Alabama QB is drilling ND like he's going to be drilling that piece of hotass he's dating!


Such civility in the face of the Sandy disaster. Do these folks not have any filters?
Posted by: Caustic at January 08, 2013 09:19 AM (/b8+5)


Whoever it was that said if the Left gets any more civil, conservatives are going to start needing to wear body armor was right.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 09:26 AM (VtjlW)

25 9 Notre Dame The BCS is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.


Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 09:19 AM (+DMSZ)

FIFM, stopped watching three years ago. Turn off your TV's you damned fools.

Posted by: cajun carrot at January 08, 2013 09:26 AM (UZQM8)

26 Some loon has doubts that Sandy Hook happened:


Oh, geez.

In general, I think belief in conspiracy theories (well, in Grand Conspiracies) is a form of psychosis. It's a complete refusal to believe in the world as it actually exists, and so the True Believer substitutes some delusion which is more comfortable to them than reality.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:27 AM (5DR1j)

27 Folks gots to go take of some stuff mbbl.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2013 09:27 AM (53z96)

28 The health care story about young adults misses the problem. Sure their rates are going up, but so are the employer matches - which makes hiring them less attractive. Additionally, these surveys tend to compare apples to apples, similar plans, a big issue is that the low cost, high deductible, catastrophic plans preferred by the young are being phased out by Obamacare, forcing them and their employers into higher cost plans. I believe this is why the insurance companies jumped on the Ocare bandwagon, it shifts the customer base towards the more profitable plans.

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 09:27 AM (J7sV0)

29 And at first I read that story as 'Cameron acquits two...' and not as 'Cameroon acquits two....' Never mind me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:27 AM (spN65)

30 Rob Parker is still serving his 30-day suspension from ESPN for his controversial comments on Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III, but that didn't stop him from taking to local TV in Detroit to defend himself over remarks that were "taken out of context."
On Dec. 13 while filming on ESPN's "First Take", Parker went on a rant questioning whether Griffin was really black and then wondered if Griffin was "a brother, or a cornball brother," referencing his white fiancee among other reasons.

Parker apologized on Twitter the day before his suspension was announced, but this was the first time he spoke publicly about the incident.

"I can see why people would take it out of context and run with it," the former newspaper columnist said of Detroit's "Flashpoint."

"It was never about condemning the young man...it was more about concerns. I wasn't saying he that wasn't black enough."

Parker added during the "Flashpoint" interview that the show's producers, "knew for the most part which way we were going."


And they only gave this dope 30 days? And shouldn't someone tell this idiot to stop digging

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 09:27 AM (9Bj8R)

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23
WTF was that?


Posted by: Nighthawk at January 08, 2013 09:25 AM (RSqz2)


Pixy

Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 09:27 AM (da5Wo)

32 Ben, would you fix the sidebar item that says Golden Gate instead of Bay Bridge?

Minor thing, I know, but a smart military blog should get it right or our ships might get lost.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 08, 2013 09:27 AM (SUKHu)

33 About the trillion dollar coin, this has probably been pointed out, but the trillion dollars still enters the money supply through government spending. Bad idea all the way around, IMO.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 08, 2013 09:27 AM (a0nis)

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The result?

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So, you too can live a wealthy, oh so fabulously wealthy Zimbabwean life.

Just like us!

Come!!!! Come to Zimbabwe!!!









.....please?....

Posted by: Zimbabwe at January 08, 2013 09:28 AM (G9qZk)

35
Re: The Health insurance rates.
By golly, isn't that something we've all been saying this whole time?
I mean think about it, you're a relatively healthy 27 year old guy (since you might as well just stay on your parents health care until then I guess.) Why would you wantplan that covers the birth control pill (even if you're Don Jaun, it doesn't help you personally) or any other number of stupid things. Just pay your fine and move on.
The only people in the plans in that age groupwill be people like me who have high cholesterol and take drugs to fix it. Then the law of economics kicks in!

Posted by: tsrblke at January 08, 2013 09:28 AM (GaqMa)

36 19 You knew it was coming. Some loon has doubts that Sandy Hook happened:

http://tinyurl.com/argbmfe

The article says he has conspiracy theories about the Kennedy assassination, Oklahoma City, and 9/11. No word whether he believes the moon landings were faked.


.....

He mentioned Obama so, clearly he is a Conservative.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:28 AM (piMMO)

37 To be fair, the moon landings were faked. Xenu told me so.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 08, 2013 09:29 AM (a0nis)

38 Any of the morons have Ted Cruz as their Senator?


Yes, yes I do. All of us in Texas do (that being the nature of the Senate). And it's a little early, yet, but he shows some promise. Especially for being a d*mned lawyer.

I have to admit, I was sorely disappointed that the "best" we could do in Texas was David Dewhurst, a lawyer with no elective office experience, and the guy liberal enough to be elected mayor of Dallas. But Cruz is coming out as a firebrand.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:30 AM (5DR1j)

39 :::FIFM, stopped watching three years ago. Turn off your TV's you damned fools.:::

Je refuse. I likes my football. I likes it, I wants it and I'm gonna watch it.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 09:30 AM (+DMSZ)

40 22 Any of the morons have Ted Cruz as their Senator?


If so, damn you you lucky MF'er.


.....

In my mind, he still has some ground to make up after grandstanding following the Romney loss.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:31 AM (piMMO)

41
@AllenG,

Actually, I think Believing on conspiracy theories was in the DSM IV as possibly being related to several psyhoctic disorders. It clusters around detatchment from reality and paranoiabut also in some cases is related to despair and/or denialthat one is responsible for one's own actions. (That's clumsy, I can't remember the techincal term for it. BAH!)

Posted by: tsrblke at January 08, 2013 09:33 AM (GaqMa)

42 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:30 AM (5DR1j)

I'll trade you TWO Senators for him. Hear that, TWO.

Mark Warner and Jim Webb, Jr.

Deal?

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 09:33 AM (fWAjv)

43 Pixy

Lol.


Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 09:27 AM (da5Wo)
============
Oh yes, how could I have forgotten Pixy- Ace's answer to Murphy.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 08, 2013 09:33 AM (RSqz2)

44 In my mind, he still has some ground to make up after grandstanding following the Romney loss.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:31 AM (piMMO)

He's my senator and I campaigned for him and yes his statements after Romney's loss made me think less of him.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 09:34 AM (m2CN7)

45 I think Believing on conspiracy theories was in the DSM IV

That sounds right. Linked to schizophrenia, maybe?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:34 AM (5DR1j)

46 In general, I think belief in conspiracy theories (well, in Grand Conspiracies) is a form of psychosis. It's a complete refusal to believe in the world as it actually exists, and so the True Believer substitutes some delusion which is more comfortable to them than reality.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:27 AM (5DR1j)


Yup. It's a form of control. It can't be that evil crazy people do evil crazy things and we can't stop them, it must be x, y or z.

The kicker of it with Newtown is that it most certainly appears that not a single thing that has been reported is true. Do we even have confirmation as to which guns were used? I can see why people would say that we are being lied to what with there being completely false information still being bandied about as true. Not that I'm defending this guy, I'm simply noting that he managed to blind squirrel his way to one true fact.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 09:34 AM (VtjlW)

47 OT


So, Mom always sends leftovers to work with Dad. They promptly get eaten by everyone but Dad.

She apparently started cooking really awesome food once the sis and I moved out.


I once made the mistake of commenting on that. Once my vision cleared and my ears stopped ringing I figured out that the response was something like "I always knew how to cook asshole. Once I didn't have to pick up all your shit, wash all your fucking clothes and haul you and your sister all over God's Creation for baseball and cheerleading, I actually had the time, energy and will to cook something that didn't come in box. Prick." All of course stated with no profanities, a smile and a sweet southern accent.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 09:35 AM (da5Wo)

48 And I certainly hope all the relatives of that Texas man beat the snot out of the guy's son. The son reported him so ATF seized three home made .22 weapons after claiming the more local Sheriff's Department would do nothing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:35 AM (spN65)

49 Je refuse. I likes my football. I likes it, I wants it and I'm gonna watch it.

---

I skipped the game last night and just watched Batman Vs. The Occutards instead.

I already saw Alabama ass-ram my team in the title game last year, so it wasn't worth watching them do it again, even against a team I loathe like Notre fuckin Dame.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 09:35 AM (e0xKF)

50 I'll trade you TWO Senators for him. Hear that, TWO.



Mark Warner and Jim Webb, Jr.


Not just, "no."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:35 AM (5DR1j)

51 Top NJ democrat accuses Christie of praying for Sandy.

Do you know what I call that? Blue on Blue fighting.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 09:35 AM (m2CN7)

52 So, you too can live a wealthy, oh so fabulously wealthy Zimbabwean life.



Just like us!



Come!!!! Come to Zimbabwe!!!








.....please?....

Posted by: Zimbabwe at January 08, 2013 09:28 AM (G9qZk)


No need to go there it's coming here. Barry Mugabe will see to that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2013 09:36 AM (1Jaio)

53 BCochran, bless your heart.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:36 AM (spN65)

54
I'll trade you TWO Senators for him. Hear that, TWO.

Mark Warner and Jim Webb, Jr.

Deal?

......

I'll trade my senator!

Anyone in the market for a creepy, holier-tha-thou, camera whore of a senator?

Bill Nelson for Cruz?

How 'bout it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:36 AM (piMMO)

55 All of course stated with no profanities, a smile and a sweet southern accent.

You got a "bless your heart," didn't you?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:37 AM (5DR1j)

56 "Keith Ratliff, the manager of FPS Russia, the 3rd most popular youtube channel was found dead yesterday, tied up to a chair and shot in the back of the head."

Yikes about the murder.

Triple yikes that FPS Russia is the 3rd most popular YouTube channel.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 09:37 AM (fWAjv)

57 Has Gifford's husband apologized to the Tea Party yet for blaming them for his wife's shooting?

Posted by: Warden at January 08, 2013 09:37 AM (0DlnM)

58 I once made the mistake of commenting on that. Once my vision cleared and my ears stopped ringing I figured out that the response was something like "I always knew how to cook asshole. Once I didn't have to pick up all your shit, wash all your fucking clothes and haul you and your sister all over God's Creation for baseball and cheerleading, I actually had the time, energy and will to cook something that didn't come in box. Prick." All of course stated with no profanities, a smile and a sweet southern accent.

.....

Bless your heart.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:38 AM (piMMO)

59 You got a "bless your heart," didn't you?


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:37 AM (5DR1j)


Possibly. Please note the "once my vision cleared and ears stopped ringing."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 09:38 AM (da5Wo)

60 Has Gifford's husband apologized to the Tea Party yet for blaming them for his wife's shooting?

Why would he? According to their side, the Tea Party is responsible for his wife's shooting. The mere fact they had nothing to do with it doesn't matter.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:38 AM (5DR1j)

61 NDH do you mean Mark Kelley is doing to Gabby what Sara Brady did to her husband? Use the disabled souse as a prop to make them famous and powerful? Sounds like it.


2013's Cindy Sheehan.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 09:39 AM (GFM2b)

62 57 Has Gifford's husband apologized to the Tea Party yet for blaming them for his wife's shooting?


.....

I hope you haven't been holding your breath.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:39 AM (piMMO)

63 Change of subject, but I came across a new fashion look for Ace and cob-loggers that wish to remain anonymous. And, its VERY manly.
http://tinyurl.com/b94fta5

Posted by: Liberty Lover at January 08, 2013 09:39 AM (encrR)

64 It is amazing how fervently we are still clinging to the old rules.

Fact is, nearly every single article about what Obama may do, what the Democrats may do is wrong: They will do what they want with no regard for the past, either its rule or its traditions.

That's what makes this time so scary: Every prediction about their over-reach is also wrong.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 08, 2013 09:40 AM (imtbm)

65 It's like all those movies blaming gun manufacturers for violence. Because if those icky gun manufacturers just wouldn't make, market, and sell weapons, no one could possibly be armed.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 09:40 AM (5DR1j)

66 >>Je refuse. I likes my football. I likes it, I wants it and I'm gonna watch it.

WhenAce was muttering about an NBC boycott and that drunk driver was allowed on the sidelines so hiswiddel feeling weren't hurt,I started thinking that an NFL boycott might be a good idea.

We could start it in mid-February and I bet it could go for months!!!1!

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 08, 2013 09:41 AM (SUKHu)

67 63 Change of subject, but I came across a new fashion look for Ace and cob-loggers that wish to remain anonymous. And, its VERY manly.
http://tinyurl.com/b94fta5


.....

The faceless masses.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:42 AM (piMMO)

68 - "Health Insurance Premiums Will Rise For Young Adults Under Obamacare"

Definitely. Insurance premium costs are based upon the number of insureds, the "experience modification," i.e., number of claims, and then actuarial and financial projections. Obamacare adds hordes of young people to the insurance rolls and then simultaneously increases exposure risks for carriers by eliminating the preexisting condition exclusion. So of course premium costs are skyrocketing, for all age groups. 1+1 = 2.

And perhaps the greatest irony is that an insurance card from mom and dad is not a substitute for a job, but Gen. Y won't be able to connect the obvious dots.

- "Politico Is Very Concerned About Whether Or Not Ted Cruz Is A Natural Born Citizen"

The irony would be lost on them.

- "Eurozone Unemployment At Record High"

Yep. Anti-business regulations, high tax rates, massive social welfare spending, big deficits. Sound familiar? Policies have real world consequences. Elections determine policies. And we're poised to make Europe took good by way of comparison. All part and parcel of the grisly U.S. decline.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at January 08, 2013 09:42 AM (r2PLg)

69 I wonder how badly the Eurozone has to fudge the number to get it down to 11%. Probably not as much as we do.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 08, 2013 09:44 AM (a0nis)

70 67
63 Change of subject, but I came across a new fashion look for Ace and
cob-loggers that wish to remain anonymous. And, its VERY manly.

http://tinyurl.com/b94fta5



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.....



The faceless masses.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:42 AM (piMMO)


*muttering*
the beautiful people...the beautiful people...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 09:44 AM (da5Wo)

71 Change of subject, but I came across a new fashion look for Ace and cob-loggers that wish to remain anonymous. And, its VERY manly.
http://tinyurl.com/b94fta5
.....

The faceless masses.


Manless asses.
FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 09:44 AM (GFM2b)

72 "Keith Ratliff, the manager of FPS Russia, the 3rd most popular youtube channel was found dead yesterday, tied up to a chair and shot in the back of the head."
==========

A tragic suicide comrade.

Posted by: Vlad at January 08, 2013 09:44 AM (RSqz2)

73 About Hurricane Sandy, two examples of Democrats being filthy poor excuses of humanity from the Katrina era.

Remember Harry Reid talking about Sandy being much worse than Katrina. Here is what Louisiana said on the second anniversary about Mississippe.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/09/malvoisin-thy-name-is-louisiana.html

As for the slug saying Christie prayed for Sandy to hit. Here is a Democrat being giddy over a hurricane being the wrath of god. I give you Don Fowler, former head of the DNC about Gustav.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2008/08/livid.html

Democrats are not socially well adjusted human beings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:44 AM (spN65)

74 Heh looked at the invoice on my new car. The code for the exterior color is 0H8r.

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 08, 2013 09:45 AM (LM9t5)

75 You should have gotten ORGYc instead, Danger Girl.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2013 09:46 AM (ORGYc)

76 Wow my new hash. Almost CVN65.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:47 AM (spN65)

77 Heh looked at the invoice on my new car. The code for the exterior color is 0H8r.Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 08, 2013 09:45 AM (LM9t5)Hmmm

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 08, 2013 09:47 AM (R8hU8)

78 @75

That's nothing. Pronounce my hash.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 08, 2013 09:48 AM (a0nis)

79 Miss Alabama...yeah...

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 09:50 AM (GQ8sn)

80 I think people gravitate to conspiracy theories because they can't accept that hugely awful events often have mundane simple explanations. They reject Occam's Razor.

I suppose JFK's assassination is the granddaddy of them all. One disaffected wannabe communist gets off 2 lucky rifle shots and murders a President. But the event and its affect on history is so huge, it naturally follows (to some) that the explanation must be equally huge and complex. THEN it might make SOME sense.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 08, 2013 09:50 AM (8sCoq)

81 Not many people noticed but yesterday Pakistani and Indian soldiers shot at each other and, according to the Pakistanis, Indian forces raided a Pakistani outpost.

I think this war is comin like a freight train. Don't know when it's gonna hit, but when it does the worlds population will drop a few percentage points.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 09:51 AM (l86i3)

82 Bank of America sucks. I cannot properly express my hatred of that company. I don't get how they are even in business still. Every Bank of America customer I've ever met hated them. BofA is basically the CenturyLink of banking.

They always cave too. Shutting down the accounts of gun manufacturers. What a bunch of pansies. They were also known for being among the first (and most widespread) to shut down the bank accounts of American poker players. This company just sucks in so many ways. They don't deserve to be in business.

Posted by: ElKomandante at January 08, 2013 09:51 AM (hHoS8)

83 Wow my new hash. Almost CVN65.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:47 AM (spN65)


The Big E. Good morninAP.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 09:52 AM (l86i3)

84 Just saw an interview with Cote De Pablo.

Need I say more?

Posted by: teej at January 08, 2013 09:52 AM (B5s0p)

85 Giffords on gun control around 2000...
[link to on the issues dot org]

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 09:53 AM (eEfYn)

86 Just saw an interview with Cote De Pablo.

Need I say more?
Posted by: teej at January 08, 2013 09:52 AM (B5s0p)


Be back in 10-15?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 09:53 AM (l86i3)

87 Morning OSP. Hope the book arrives today.

As for India and Pakistan. Well Arthur C. Clarke in one of this novels wrote nuclear disarmament did not really happen until those two countries nuked each other.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:53 AM (spN65)

88 Yep! The Big E. The biggest and baddest stick.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:54 AM (spN65)

89 That Fox News opinion piece about "One Step Closer to Civil War" is depressing: Even "Let it Burn" isn't good enough because the FSA will never connect more and more government confiscation with their increasing poverty. Rather, they'll blame more and more "others." And they'll riot, hold demonstrations, etc. to demand/take more free shit.

And the Democrats, just like the politicians in Argentina, will exploit that, use them as further pawns to grow their power and cement their political control.

At this point, a shooting war, a civil war may actually be the best case scenario. It really is the only way to break the laws, bureaucracy and institutions the left has built for their powerbase.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 08, 2013 09:54 AM (imtbm)

90 As for India and Pakistan. Well Arthur C. Clarke in one of this novels wrote nuclear disarmament did not really happen until those two countries nuked each other.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 09:53 AM (spN65)


Yeah, that's world class generational hatred.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 09:54 AM (l86i3)

91 I think people gravitate to conspiracy theories because they can't accept that hugely awful events often have mundane simple explanations. They reject Occam's Razor.

....

Are you trying to start an evolution vs creationism argument?!







*ducks and runs*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:55 AM (piMMO)

92 i hope india kicks the paki ass so my husbands family can get their land back.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 08, 2013 09:55 AM (GVxQo)

93 Have hated Mark Kelley from the gitgo. Congrats to Texans in Cruz. BTW, I ain't taking any of your Liberal Senators for Inhofe or Coburn. So far, like my new Congress Critter Bridestine, whose first vote was against Boner as Speaker. Does not help him on committee assignments, but, principles are expensive things, are they not?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 08, 2013 09:56 AM (8pEUM)

94 The BCS system needs to be reformed, but I'll be damned if I know a way that is really perfect, rather then just introducing something new to bitch about. A 16 team playoff? How will the fans of #17 feel? How will the 16 be decided? Will people really be content to have 3 or 4 of the Elite 8 be from the SEC Western Division in some years?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 09:57 AM (evdj2)

95 >>This company just sucks in so many ways.

You left out the checking accounts for illegal aliens. Do they still have those in California? Any plans to expand it to Texas? I'd love to buy a fake matricula consular card and open a checking account without a SSN.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at January 08, 2013 09:57 AM (epxV4)

96 85 Giffords on gun control around 2000...
[link to on the issues dot org]


....

Not exactly the most extreme leftist viewpoint, eh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:57 AM (piMMO)

97 Are you trying to start an evolution vs creationism argument?!







*ducks and runs*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:55 AM (piMMO)


Don't make me come find you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 09:58 AM (da5Wo)

98 If Oswald were motivated to be regarded as a "great man of history" which has been upheld as his motive, why didn't he admit to the killing instead of saying that he was innocent and a patsy?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 08, 2013 09:58 AM (sPDBV)

99 People like this are teaching our children.

People who believe in God.

If you believe in God, you believe in the Devil.

If you believe in the Devil, you believe in Demons and Angels.

If you believe in Gods, Devils, Demons and Angels you believe in Supernatural beings.

If you believe in Supernatural beings you believe in Vampires, Werewolves, Fairies, Sprites, so on.

Logically it is impossible to accept the existence of any Supernatural being without accepting the existence of ALL supernatural beings.






Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 08, 2013 09:59 AM (G6kli)

100 First time I've seen Miss De Pablo as "herself".
If I had any thoughts of her not being able to be even prettier than when she played Ziva David, I was wrong.
Wow, was I wrong.

Posted by: teej at January 08, 2013 10:00 AM (pozvt)

101 If Oswald were motivated to be regarded as a "great man of history" which has been upheld as his motive, why didn't he admit to the killing instead of saying that he was innocent and a patsy?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 08, 2013 09:58 AM (sPDBV)

Oswald killed a cop. What was he running from?

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 10:00 AM (m2CN7)

102 I wonder how badly the Eurozone has to fudge the number to get it down to 11%. Probably not as much as we do.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 08, 2013 09:44 AM (a0nis)



Barry: I have not yet begun to fudge or have my fudge packed!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2013 10:00 AM (1Jaio)

103 I think this war is comin like a freight train. Don't know when it's gonna hit, but when it does the worlds population will drop a few percentage points.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 09:51 AM (l86i3)



Yup. India and Pakistan going all glowy glowy is a when not an if.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:00 AM (VtjlW)

104 For most of my life I believed in a Kennedy assassination conspiracy. Then I got wise. mcadams.org has the most devastating smackdown ever of any and all conspiracy theories regarding Kennedy. I mean devastating. Thorough, scientific, well-researched. There's a TON of info there, it takes hours just to get your feet wet, but it's worth it if you want to know the truth.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 08, 2013 10:00 AM (7ObY1)

105 96 niedermeyer

she was a republican at one time

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 08, 2013 10:01 AM (GVxQo)

106 People Like This Are Teaching Your Children

For your edification, from Veterans Today.

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/12/17/questions-about-the-connecticut-school-shooting/

Questions About the Connecticut School Shooting

Newtown Massacre…the MAJOR DISCREPANCIES LIST


by Clare Kuehn



1) As yet, we have not seen any concrete evidence that any child died.

2) As yet, parents have not been allowed to see their children. (Photoshopped pictures do not count.)

3) As of now, I have seen only one unambiguous statement from a grieving parent (Robbie
Parker).

4) According to the official story, Adam Lanza was found with his older brother’s ID, and it was not stolen. However, older brother Ryan–who officials say is very cooperative–claims not to have even seen his brother since 2010. Where would Adam get this ID? And why does such use not qualify as a theft?

5) According to the official story, Adam Lanza was wearing a black outfit with a mask and bulletproof vest. Why would he want to hide his identity, and why would he wear a bulletproof vest, if he planned to kill himself?

6) The medical examiner asserts that all wounds were caused by a rifle or other long weapon, and police/FBI say that the school was littered with .223 (rifle) casings. But Adam Lanza was found dead in the school with only handguns–a rifle was found in the trunk of his car. But then he could not possibly have been firing the rifle, and could not have committed the murders. Who did?

7) According to the official story, the killing was tightly confined to two classrooms. But then why were so many children told to close their eyes while leaving the building?

8 ) Joanne Didonato, the principal’s secretary, called in sick on Friday–something she rarely does. So presumably, she must have been awfully ill. Yet she then felt well enough to give an interview. “Of all days,” she said, emphasizing the strange coincidence.

9) The hospital went into lockdown and cleared four trauma rooms, but received only three patients, two of them dead children(according to the official story) and one mildly wounded adult.

10) Why were there such persistent reports that Mrs. Lanza was a kindergarten teacher, and that she died at the school, when the new official story is that she was not connected to the school and was killed at home?

11) What happened to the report that Adam Lanza’s girlfriend and another friend were missing in New Jersey?

12) What happened to the woodsman in a black jacket and camo pants who was arrested and handcuffed outside the school? He actually shouted to parents, “It wasn’t me.” Who was he and what was he doing there?

13) What happened to the dark van or SUV that the police surrounded in the parking lot, or the maroon sedan with a blown-out back window they were on the lookout for?

14) The official story is that Nancy Lanza was a gun collector who obeyed the law. But since 20-year-olds are not permitted to buy guns or ammo or carry guns in Connecticut, why would she give her “autistic” son access to both guns and ammo?

15) Why were parents told on Friday that “if you haven’t been reunited with your child by now it’s already over”? Does anyone imagine that real parents of real children would simply say, “Okay, the show’s over, let’s go home now”?

16) Would real parents of real children really be satisfied with (possibly photoshopped) pictures of their children? Wouldn’t they demand to see their children one last time firsthand?17) According to the official story, 28 people died but only 1 was wounded. The dead included 20 small, squirmy children–difficult targets even for professionals. How could Adam Lanza achieve such amazingly deadly accuracy, in such a short length of time?

18 ) A child asserts that he/she heard someone say, “Put your hands up,” followed by the reply, “Don’t shoot.” This indicates that the police took a suspect into custody inside the school. But if that was Adam Lanza, how did he kill himself after that point?

19) Another child asserts that he/she saw a man pinned down to the ground with handcuffs on. Again, this indicates that the police took a into custody. If that was Adam Lanza, how did he then kill himself?

20) When Ryan Lanza was falsely identified as the shooter, who deleted his Facebook profile and created many others in his name?

21) Is it reasonable for a geeky 20-year-old to carry two pistols and hundreds of rounds of ammunition while wearing a bulletproof vest and a mask?

22) Why did the police say on Friday that they were going to leave the bodies rotting in the school until Sunday, then Saturday morning announce that they had spirited the bodies away in the middle of the night? Perhaps to ensure that the transport, if any, would go unrecorded on photos or video?

23) Why won’t police tell us where they found the Henry repeating rifle, the Enfield rifle, and the shotgun?

24) Did the school have one or more security cameras? What do they show?

25) Why did a police officer specifically mention, on radio, that “they’re coming at me through this wood,” followed by a fellow officer saying, “This is it”?

26) One officer in the school said, “We’ve got one suspect down.” Who was that? Down in this situation generally means in custody(on the ground and cuffed), not dead.

27) Why didn’t Adam’s uncle see anything out of the ordinary in Adam when the two saw each other in June?

28 ) Why is Adam Lanza reported to be a loner when a teenager said (oxymoronically), “[Lanza and his friends] always gathered alone in a corner in school”?

29) Why did police assign an individual state trooper to every grieving family, whether the family wants such “protection” or not?

30) Why are Ryan Lanza and his roommates still in custody, and why are the police pretending that it’s for their own benefit?

31) Is it a coincidence that Nancy Lanza’s brother is Kingston Police Officer James Champion, who lives next door to the former Lanza home?

32) Since the alleged shooter’s father is VP of GE Capital, and (like “Batman shooter” James Holmes’s father) was scheduled to testify at the Senate Hearings on the LIBOR scandal, is there a LIBOR connection to this event?

Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 08, 2013 10:01 AM (G6kli)

107 Don't make me come find you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 09:58 AM (da5Wo)



You know, Slayer needs a good run if you want to borrow him for a bit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:01 AM (VtjlW)

108 Planned Parenthood received $500m in taxpayer funding last year while simultaneously increasing the number of abortions and decreasing the number of cancer and health screenings.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:02 AM (piMMO)

109 , I actually had the time, energy and will to cook
something that didn't come in box. Prick." All of course stated with no
profanities, a smile and a sweet southern accent.


Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 09:35 AM (da5Wo)

heh, Was there ever a day that one of the children wouldn't cry at the dinner table, "but,I don't like it" or that mac and cheese , chicken mcshitlets were received with smiles but the roast ,potatoes were whined about?

Posted by: ette- at January 08, 2013 10:02 AM (nqBYe)

110 Bank of America sucks. I cannot properly express my
hatred of that company. I don't get how they are even in business still.
Every Bank of America customer I've ever met hated them. BofA is
basically the CenturyLink of banking.

They always cave too.
Shutting down the accounts of gun manufacturers. What a bunch of
pansies. They were also known for being among the first (and most
widespread) to shut down the bank accounts of American poker players.
This company just sucks in so many ways. They don't deserve to be in
business.


Posted by: ElKomandante at January 08, 2013 09:51 AM (hHoS



I had a credit card with them. Then I found out about their leftist policies (giving money to global warming etc) I canceled it and let them know why.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2013 10:02 AM (1Jaio)

111 Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 08, 2013 09:59 AM (G6kli)
No you only have to accept the possibility of supernatural beings. You can still choose to believe they exist or not based on other factors. Believing in one does not bind you into accepting the existence of others.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 10:03 AM (m2CN7)

112 Has anyone ever had their company involuntarily contribute a percentage of your paycheck to a 401k? I just got a notice that unless we opt out, the company is now going to automatically put 2% of pay into a 401k???

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 08, 2013 10:03 AM (sKHit)

113 And we all owe Arlen Specter a debt of gratitude for his ballistic analysis for the Warren Commission.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 10:03 AM (eEfYn)

114 I'll take magic bullets for $1000 Alec.

Posted by: teej at January 08, 2013 10:04 AM (sr7ZF)

115 105 96 niedermeyer

she was a republican at one time


.....

I had completely forgotten

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:04 AM (piMMO)

116 George W. Bush is the real Newtown shooter. He was mad because he never found out the ending to 'My Pet Goat.'





(Are we really getting a Newtown Troofer movement?)

Posted by: zsasz at January 08, 2013 10:04 AM (RDP+N)

117 Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 09:57 AM (evdj2)


I think last nights blowout will help the NCAA figure out they need a playoff system.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:05 AM (l86i3)

118 Logically it is impossible to accept the existence of any Supernatural
being without accepting the existence of ALL supernatural beings.




You are almost correct. You are correct insofar as you say that acceptance of any Supernatural being requires the (at least allowance for) all Supernatural beings.

However, as defined by folk lore, fairies, werewolves, vampires, etc., are not actually Supernatural (which would indicate existing outside Nature- that is, the Universe). They are not so much "Supernatural" as they are "otherly-natural."

God and Satan (along with the fallen angels, and demons) do not (by definition) exist inside the Universe. According to the Tao of Pratchet: they can put on and take off Time like an overcoat.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:05 AM (nUH8H)

119 112 Has anyone ever had their company involuntarily contribute a percentage of your paycheck to a 401k? I just got a notice that unless we opt out, the company is now going to automatically put 2% of pay into a 401k???


.....

No, but I don't think it's altogether a bad idea.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:05 AM (piMMO)

120 Has anyone ever had their company involuntarily contribute a percentage
of your paycheck to a 401k? I just got a notice that unless we opt out,
the company is now going to automatically put 2% of pay into a 401k???


Yes, though it's toward the company stock.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:06 AM (GQ8sn)

121 You know, Slayer needs a good run if you want to borrow him for a bit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:01 AM (VtjlW)


Use of Dear Leaders' personal Rage of Raptors? I don't even know what to say.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 10:06 AM (da5Wo)

122 Has Rosie O'Donnel come out yet about Newtown?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:06 AM (spN65)

123 Ignore the troll. Yesterday's conspiracy was about the OBL raid never happening.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 08, 2013 10:06 AM (O7Q1u)

124 104

The problem with Conspiracy theories are so many have been proven correct. Everything From Aaron Burr to Iran/Contra..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Is_a_Racket

"War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives. A racket is best described, I believe, as something that is not what it seems to the majority of the people. Only a small 'inside' group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few, at the expense of the very many. Out of war a few people make huge fortunes."


Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 08, 2013 10:07 AM (G6kli)

125 I have a mortgage with BoA, leftover from Countrywide.

I think it's time I re-fi'ed.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:08 AM (GQ8sn)

126 Logically it is impossible to accept the existence of any Supernatural
being without accepting the existence of ALL supernatural beings.



If you believe one conspiracy theory, you must believe ALL conspiracy theories.

Posted by: zsasz at January 08, 2013 10:08 AM (RDP+N)

127 123

I watched this real life version of the Osama Raid.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2141875/

Osombie

The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced Osama bin Laden is still alive, despite having been buried at sea. In Afghanistan, Dusty falls in with a team of NATO special forces on a secret assignment. Turns out Derek is not so crazy after all, and that Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists. When the group crashes headlong into the growing zombie apocalypse, Dusty and the troops must find and destroy the root of the zombie insurgency before it infests the rest of the world.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 08, 2013 10:08 AM (G6kli)

128 rolls eyes..

Posted by: ette- at January 08, 2013 10:08 AM (nqBYe)

129 Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 09:57 AM (evdj2)

They will change to an eight team playoff for the 2014 season.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 10:08 AM (m2CN7)

130
Logically it is impossible to accept the existence of any Supernatural being without accepting the existence of ALL supernatural beings.

.......

Wrong.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:09 AM (piMMO)

131 They will change to an eight team playoff for the 2014 season.

It will still be "unfair".

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 10:09 AM (evdj2)

132
@AlleG,
Well Schitzophrenia yes, but also several other disorders.
I said, that was point about hedging, it's not indicitive of one thing, but it's not just a hunch.
Meanwhile, I have this grand conspiracy theory that politicians work to maintain their "jobs" by bribing the populace with unkeepable promises (or promises that if kept are bad in the long term.)
Sadly, that makes me sane....

(Note I said "jobs" because I don't think some of them even want the power, they just like doing absolutely nothing and getting paid for it. Or they like the prestige but not really the power. Or both, or all of the above.)

Posted by: tsrblke at January 08, 2013 10:09 AM (GaqMa)

133 Nevemind.

I'm not doing this this morning.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:10 AM (piMMO)

134 If Oswald were motivated to be regarded as a "great man of history" which has been upheld as his motive, why didn't he admit to the killing instead of saying that he was innocent and a patsy?

If the best marksmen available could have duplicated the shots attributed to Oswald, and the smartest physics could have honestly explained the "Magic Bullet" theory AND the pristine bullet, it would have went a long way to dispelling conspiracy theories.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 10:10 AM (GFM2b)

135 126

I find it better to think of them as groups competing for power and wealth.

I doubt there exist an single unified entity.

Everyone from Videocard makers and entertainment companies, to the afore mentioned Iran/Contra has entered into a conspiracy at some point. And these are only the ones which have come to light.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 08, 2013 10:11 AM (G6kli)

136 They will change to an eight team playoff for the 2014 season.

Are the details all worked out? An 8 team playoff will add 2 games to the season for the winner. The winner of the SEC, and other teams with a divisional playoff, are already playing 12 games a season.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 10:11 AM (evdj2)

137 This guy's like Palin Steele with a thesaurus.

Posted by: zsasz at January 08, 2013 10:12 AM (RDP+N)

138 So, if we can't use the word (or at least it's greatly frowned upon) can't we ban a troll for basically using it as his nic?

And seriously dude? What are you? 12?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 10:12 AM (da5Wo)

139 So Gabby Giffords has recovered well enough to start and lead an initiative such as this? If so, it's a miracle, and Glory to God, yet.... Somehow I suspect her well-being isn't even a consideration here. Am I the only one beginning to have a strong distaste for her husband?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 09:18 AM (piMMO)

She is being used. Pure and simple

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 09:19 AM (9Bj8R)


I sincerely doubt that. She may not be able tospeak English much good, but I suspect she knows exactly whather scumbag husband and the Kenyan Krackhead have in mind. She's whoring herself out for "absolute moral authority." So fuck her.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 10:12 AM (zF6Iw)

140 Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 08, 2013 10:03 AM (sKHit)
___

My company will keep increasing the 401k deduction 'til it caps at 10 or 12 per cent unless we let them know we don't want the automatic raise.

Re: Eurozone unemployment.

If the stories I heard from an Italian friend are true, the numbers mask a bigger problem. Young Italians need to head North - again - to even get a sniff of a good job. A lot of companies are taking advantage of the desperate graduates by taking them on as UNPAID employees. They don't even get a stipend, the way our college interns do. After a couple of years on the job, the unpaid worker starts begging the employer for a salary, only to be told..."Well you have experience in the working world now, you can get a job at some other company where they have the money to pay you." If the employee does secure paid employment, the company knows there's a limitless supply of young talent who will come in and work for nothing just to get experience on their resume.

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2013 10:13 AM (jm/9g)

141 130

Moron.

Logically if you accept the existence of supernatural beings you accept the existence of ALL supernatural beings.

It doesn't work any other way. You can not claim only some supernatural beings exist, the warm fluffy ones you personally feel comforted by and ignore the implied existence of all others.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 08, 2013 10:13 AM (G6kli)

142 A werewolf or a vampire can be killed by mortal means.

Now trying to kill Baldur, well it took Loki setting up another god Hod to do it with a dagger made of mistletoe since mistletoe never promised to love Baldur.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:13 AM (spN65)

143 we have such exemplary leaders as Ahmadinejad, that also believe the holocaust was not real.

Posted by: ette- at January 08, 2013 10:14 AM (nqBYe)

144 All of course stated with no profanities, a smile and a sweet southern accent.

You got off easy. It's long been established that the verbal component to Power Word: Kill is, in fact, "Well, bless your heart..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Knights who say Ni! at January 08, 2013 10:14 AM (GBXon)

145 16
Disabled souse works too.


It's pronounced soo-say. Accent grave over the "e."

Sorry, it's the WC Fields fan in me.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2013 10:14 AM (DuH+r)

146 138

I guess Phillip K. Dick never existed then.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 08, 2013 10:14 AM (G6kli)

147 I've had to resort to the retard ray protection of the IgnoreUser plugin for AoS. Only three commenters are in it right now, because it takes a lot to prove to me that you bring absolutely nothing to the blog conversation.

Even Pookie makes a point once in a while. And I never block ergastularius, for the lolz.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 10:15 AM (evdj2)

148 Morning Beckoning Chasm, some art from Japan is tempting me.
https://www.rinkya.com/new/en/auction-w65011164

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:15 AM (spN65)

149 I have a picture saved on my home computer of Gabby shopping for a holster for her Glock 19 at one of our local gun stores. She was a blue dog.

As for Kelly, he can FOADIAF. I have nothing but contempt for that man.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at January 08, 2013 10:15 AM (8cJXl)

150 Gun control!

And pie!

Posted by: Gabby Gifford at January 08, 2013 10:15 AM (RDP+N)

151 ::;117 Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 09:57 AM (evdj2)


I think last nights blowout will help the NCAA figure out they need a playoff system.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:05 AM (l86i3)::::

They're going to a playoff system starting in the 2014-2015 season. It's going to be a four-team playoff. Of course, you're still having a committee selecting the rankings, so you'll still get bullshit teams like Kansas State and Notre Dame with #1 rankings that are pure fantasy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 10:16 AM (+DMSZ)

152 It's a complete refusal to believe in the world as it actually exists,

That's what THEY want you to think. Who's THEY?

Believing on conspiracy theories was in the DSM IV as

These guys, they're on their 4th revision of what's crazy and using Roman Numerals to further traumatize the arithmetically challenged.

Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2013 10:16 AM (yxEzV)

153 I have a theory, though its not a conspiracy theory.

I don't believe the theater shooter is insane. I think he has plotted to appear insane.

There is something too obvious about his behavior and his appearance in court.... his demeanor... appears contrived.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:17 AM (piMMO)

154

Geez Louise, that video from Alex Jones talking after the Morgan interview is creepy.

Posted by: cnn sux at January 08, 2013 10:17 AM (LpQbZ)

155 Sure their rates are going up, but so are the employer matches - which makes hiring them less attractive.

At least the 23-y-o employees can be useful between Facebook updates. The first people I'd lay off would be the parents who put their 22-26 year-olds on my plan. They're expensive AND I'm not getting any work out of them.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 08, 2013 10:17 AM (ZKzrr)

156 Logically if you accept the existence of supernatural beings you accept the existence of ALL supernatural beings.
--
Likewise if you believe in any extra-terrestrial life you must believe in all extra-terrestrial life ever theorized or postulated. Got it!

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 10:17 AM (eEfYn)

157 I think last nights blowout will help the NCAA figure out they need a playoff system.

Yeah, good luck with that. It is as it is for one reason, and it involves the letters M, O, N, E, and Y.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Ampersand Army at January 08, 2013 10:18 AM (GBXon)

158 I'm currently working on a conspiracy theory involving Cote De Pablo and my pants.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 08, 2013 10:18 AM (O7Q1u)

159 Use of Dear Leaders' personal Rage of Raptors? I don't even know what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 10:06 AM (da5Wo)



That it's a ravage of 'raptors?


Arrrrgggghhhh Boss just decided I should go with him to a thing at court today and I am a hot mess and will not have time to run home to de-mess. Grrrr.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:18 AM (VtjlW)

160 The Newtown shooting was faked with robots, by the NRA, to terrorize women and children.

Posted by: Geraldo's clip-on mustache at January 08, 2013 10:18 AM (s909w)

161 I once made the mistake of commenting on that. Once my vision cleared and my ears stopped ringing I figured out that the response was something like "I always knew how to cook asshole. Once I didn't have to pick up all your shit, wash all your fucking clothes and haul you and your sister all over God's Creation for baseball and cheerleading, I actually had the time, energy and will to cook something that didn't come in box. Prick." All of course stated with no profanities, a smile and a sweet southern accent.

BCochran, have you seen the youtube video Sh*t Southern Women Say? Check it out. My fave is the one from Tennessee who says (and illustrates) "My bra and panties always match."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 10:19 AM (zF6Iw)

162 Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 08, 2013 10:13 AM (G6kli)


When a troll is this stupid it must be Average Joe.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 08, 2013 10:19 AM (49lPc)

163 i saw a picture of a president writing a document in my curdled milk this morning. The atf will be stealing all the toys from children , the document stated this will happen in 2015 for the good of the children i have been on the hunt since 2 a.m to find if others saw the same as i.


Posted by: ette- at January 08, 2013 10:19 AM (nqBYe)

164 Change of subject, but I came across a new fashion look for Ace and cob-loggers that wish to remain anonymous. And, its VERY manly.
http://tinyurl.com/b94fta5


Yeah, pretty sure the black-face look won't catch on here.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at January 08, 2013 10:20 AM (UU0OF)

165 Is Ted Cruz a "natural born citizen" ?



No. Next question.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 08, 2013 10:20 AM (bb5+k)

166 Logically if you accept the existence of supernatural beings you accept the existence of ALL supernatural beings.

Er, no. Unless your basis for the one set implies the others, it does not necessarily follow.

Seriously, do schools even teach formal logic any longer...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Ampersand Army at January 08, 2013 10:20 AM (GBXon)

167 They're going to a playoff system starting in the 2014-2015 season. It's going to be a four-team playoff. Of course, you're still having a committee selecting the rankings, so you'll still get bullshit teams like Kansas State and Notre Dame with #1 rankings that are pure fantasy.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 10:16 AM (+DMSZ)

Yep, I suppose they can't help but screw that up too. I think they are trying to balance the insane cash made from the bowl games with the playoffs.

When the Mrs. and I were watching the game and they were talking about Miss Webb Dating McCarron. I looked at my wife and said "Miss Alabama Dating Alabamas QB? That's almost Chiche'" Mrs. Sailor laughed and said "No, that would be the definition of Chiche'.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:20 AM (l86i3)

168 RioBravo, you mean Mitch and the others from Real Genius installed a transmitter in his braces?

"Wake up Ken."

"What!"

"Ken this is God."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:20 AM (spN65)

169 Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 08, 2013 09:59 AM (G6kli)

Well, I don't know about Vampires and

werewolves, but I believe you're a fairy.

Posted by: Zimbabwe at January 08, 2013 10:21 AM (UgFxe)

170 169 zimbabwe

lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 08, 2013 10:22 AM (GVxQo)

171 141 130

Moron.

Logically if you accept the existence of supernatural beings you accept the existence of ALL supernatural beings.

It doesn't work any other way. You can not claim only some supernatural beings exist, the warm fluffy ones you personally feel comforted by and ignore the implied existence of all others.


.....

Let me address your argument about how I must believe, "logically" in the existence of werewolves, in order to believe in God in as succinct a manner as possible.

Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:22 AM (piMMO)

172 Well, I don't know about Vampires and



werewolves, but I believe you're a fairy.





Posted by: Zimbabwe at January 08, 2013 10:21 AM (UgFxe)
To stay topical, that should have been posted by Cameroon.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 08, 2013 10:22 AM (O7Q1u)

173 Uh oh Alexthechick needs her 'Instant Fully Cleaned Up Clone' Better send Polly to fetch it, only a raptor has the speed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:22 AM (spN65)

174 The problems with Blue Dogs like Giffords are twofold:

a) they caucus with the Donks regardless of how great they individually might be, giving the left the ability to set the agenda

b) when the going gets tough, they are the first to cut and run from a position, e.g. Manchin of WV, Warner of VA and Giffords (Kelley) of AZ

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2013 10:22 AM (l3vZN)

175 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:20 AM (l86i3)


Holy crap, I screwed up spelling Cliche' not once but twice, "COFFEE"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:23 AM (l86i3)

176 EOJ correct. 4 team, not 8 team playoff.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 10:24 AM (m2CN7)

177 "Ken this is God."


"And stop playing with yourself."

"It really is God!"

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:24 AM (GQ8sn)

178


over at WZ:

Fun Fact Of The Day: Planned Parenthood Says It Does 1 Abortion Every 94 Seconds…


no words

Posted by: beach at January 08, 2013 10:25 AM (LpQbZ)

179 Oswald's home being torn down. Folks have purchased the wood, bricks, etc...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:26 AM (piMMO)

180 #112...My company started it a few years ago. The theory is to try to get people to put enough money into a 401(k) to getthe company match. My company also safe harbors the company match with immediate vesting. A very big portion of my portfolio is due to company matching at different employers. Do what works for you, but, not getting free money does take some justification.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 08, 2013 10:26 AM (8pEUM)

181 So the winner/runner up will have to play 14 games? That's a lot for college athletes. Will that push the championship to late January? I would think that the last two teams would need two or three weeks to heal up, if you wanted a good game, and not just a battle of survivors.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 10:27 AM (evdj2)

182 @148 Excellent technique, looks like colored pencil. Maybe from a photo, though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2013 10:27 AM (DuH+r)

183 They're going to a playoff system starting in the
2014-2015 season. It's going to be a four-team playoff. Of course,
you're still having a committee selecting the rankings, so you'll still
get bullshit teams like Kansas State and Notre Dame with #1 rankings
that are pure fantasy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 10:16 AM, (+DMSZ)


ND would finish no higher than fourth in the SEC East or West. They should've lost to Pitt if those incompetent fucks hadn't shit the bed with a lead that should've been insurmountable. Plus Stanford got hosed by the zebras. And still the AP dumbasses have ND higher in the polls than Georgia or Texas AM; that's even dumber than when they had the WVU Mountainqueers #5 before Big 12 conference play started for those hicks and they dropped faster than their GPAs.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 10:28 AM (NWn8w)

184 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2013 10:27 AM (DuH+r)


Anyone that doesn't know needs to know, this person creates some fine artwork.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:28 AM (l86i3)

185 Yeah EC, he may need to double layer the tin-foil now....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:28 AM (spN65)

186 Remember:

"The complete lack of any supporting evidence is PROOF POSITIVE that the conspiracy is WORKING!"

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 08, 2013 10:28 AM (RSqz2)

187 186 Remember:

"The complete lack of any supporting evidence is PROOF POSITIVE that the conspiracy is WORKING!"


.....

Fire cannot melt steel!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:30 AM (piMMO)

188 They shouldn't even keep score in these silly games, it's not fair to those poor kids who lose!

Posted by: Barry at January 08, 2013 10:31 AM (/YJYi)

189 For most of my life I believed in a Kennedy assassination conspiracy. Then I got wise. mcadams.org has the most devastating smackdown ever of any and all conspiracy theories regarding Kennedy. I mean devastating. Thorough, scientific, well-researched. There's a TON of info there, it takes hours just to get your feet wet, but it's worth it if you want to know the truth.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 08, 2013 10:00 AM (7ObY1)


There's also Vincent Bugliosi's book Reclaiming History, which gives Oliver Stone and every other conspiracy nutthe ass-whipping of a lifetime. I suspect mcadams.org is the same; I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 10:31 AM (zF6Iw)

190 Thanks for the look over Beckoning Chasm. For $61 plus fees it was kinda tempting me. And its not the usual art from Japan I tend to buy, something fresh per se.

And to second OSP, here is Beckoning Chasm's gallery of art.
http://beckoningchasm.com/oils1.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:32 AM (spN65)

191 ::::Logically if you accept the existence of supernatural beings you accept the existence of ALL supernatural beings.

It doesn't work any other way. You can not claim only some supernatural beings exist, the warm fluffy ones you personally feel comforted by and ignore the implied existence of all others. ::::

Yes, because "logic" dictates that either God, leprechauns, and the spectral locomotive that used to rocket past Grandma's farm at night must either coexist, or not exist at all.

The problem is that you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. And I suspect that you're too stupid to even comprehend just how idiotic your statement is.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 10:32 AM (+DMSZ)

192 188 They shouldn't even keep score in these silly games, it's not fair to those poor kids who lose!


....

Give 'em all a Heisman!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:32 AM (piMMO)

193 My company also safe harbors the company match with immediate vesting. A very big portion of my portfolio is due to company matching at different employers. Do what works for you, but, not getting free money does take some justification.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 08, 2013 10:26 AM (8pEUM)



I agree on taking free money but I am very cynical about the companies doing auto opt in. Why? Because if you dig into the 401(k) documents, I bet you find out many of them are using those accounts to purchase the company's own stock. If/when the company tanks, bye bye bye money.


Now if it's going to a balanced fund and/or one you control, then take the free money and run.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:32 AM (VtjlW)

194 Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 10:28 AM (NWn8w)

Oregon would not have made it as one of the four playoff teams according to the criteria they will use which will include likely eliminating you if you do not win your conference title. The teams will be selected by a committee and not based strictly on the polls. First games will be end ofDecember and theSuperCollege Bowl will be the first monday of January.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 10:32 AM (m2CN7)

195 Fun Fact Of The Day: Planned Parenthood Says It Does 1 Abortion Every 94 Seconds…
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When they get it down to 30 seconds I'll be impressed.

Posted by: Philip X Crosby at January 08, 2013 10:32 AM (eEfYn)

196 The trillion dollar platinum morons are boneheads and would have likely faced some serious repercussions if they threatened this bullshit back in the 18th or early 19th centuries. Real fucking serious. That said, they should print a hundred of these things and pay us all to stop working.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 08, 2013 10:33 AM (iYXxW)

197 Gotta love the evangelical atheist laying down laws of how and what people must think. As for supernatural beings, I'm on Team Belsnickel.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 08, 2013 10:33 AM (ZshNr)

198 Or at least print a hundred of these things and stop taxing us.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 08, 2013 10:33 AM (iYXxW)

199 Fun Fact Of The Day: Planned Parenthood Says It Does 1 Abortion Every 94 Seconds…

Golf clap.

Posted by: A. Hitler at January 08, 2013 10:34 AM (RDP+N)

200 EoJ he only deals in absolutes. What he believes is right and all others are wrong. Its Annie from Episode III cutting down Younglings with his light-saber.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:34 AM (spN65)

201 Or at least print a hundred of these things and stop taxing us.

Why stop at one hundred? Go for broke and mint a pallet full.

The whole fucking solar system.....in....the....bank.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:34 AM (GQ8sn)

202 141 Mike Hunt

It doesn't work any other way. You can not claim only some supernatural beings exist, the warm fluffy ones you personally feel comforted by and ignore the implied existence of all others.

This is idiotic. There is only the requirement of a single uncaused being. All effects ultimately must be traced back to an original uncaused pre-existing something. We generally call this something "God."

Any physical theory bogs down into ridiculous theories of multiple universes, or fluctuations in the quantum vacumn, simply the childish avoidence by agnostics and athesists of admitting that there is something beyond time and space, the actual physics demand this logical inference.

It cannot be proved physically because it is "beyond," the physical world, thus our senses. But transcendental numbers indicate such a "something," probably, actually "needs," to exist. Other than that any other supernatural being is simply human fancy. Not saying they do not exist, but logic does NOT require them.

Posted by: Jehu at January 08, 2013 10:34 AM (cSD32)

203 Oregon would not have made it as one of the four playoff teams according to the criteria they will use which will include likely eliminating you if you do not win your conference title.

Neither would have Alabama last year. Which would have been a travesty of a sham of a farce. Say what you will about them backing into the NC with one loss but they were undisputedly in the top 4 teams in the nation in 2011.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 10:35 AM (evdj2)

204 195 Fun Fact Of The Day: Planned Parenthood Says It Does 1 Abortion Every 94 Seconds…
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When they get it down to 30 seconds I'll be impressed.


......

But when would they have time to be indignant?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:35 AM (piMMO)

205 a battle of survivors.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 10:27 AM (evdj2)
---That's real football. It's not for fairies or furry supernaturals.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 10:35 AM (eEfYn)

206 Another big F U to Cheaper than Dirt.

Just talked to our chef and he had 100 of the regular Glock mags and 50 of the 33 rounders on order since November. They sent him a letter stating that basically we have cancelled this order but you can still purchase them at the going rate - 40 dollars + for the standard mags.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 10:36 AM (fWAjv)

207 "So fuck her."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 10:12 AM (zF6Iw)

Yup, but I would avoid the blow job. She doesn't have much control over her head and neck muscles and might cause some problems with that whole teeth thing.

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at January 08, 2013 10:36 AM (GsoHv)

208 :::that's even dumber than when they had the WVU Mountainqueers #5 before Big 12 conference play started for those hicks and they dropped faster than their GPAs.:::

Maybe they were all busy auditioning for "Buck Wild," the exciting new MTV show what documents the squalor and tomfoolery of young Appalachian folk.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 10:36 AM (+DMSZ)

209 On the conspiracy theory front, I am fascinated by those claiming that the Aurora shooter and the Newtown shooter were both set up and/or mind controlled by the CIA because their fathers were going to testify about LIBOR. Why am I fascinated by this? Well, I find conspiracy theories interesting as to what they say about societal worries in general, but, in this case, we're talking about a conspiracy regarding testimony about something that was an actual fact conspiracy.

The LIBOR thing also makes me head/desk because it's kind of hard to shut up those shrieking about the Bilderbergers et al since the International Banking Community did, in fact, conspire when setting the LIBOR rates.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:37 AM (VtjlW)

210 For most of my life I believed in a Kennedy assassination conspiracy. Then I got wise. mcadams.org has the most devastating smackdown ever of any and all conspiracy theories regarding Kennedy. I mean devastating. Thorough, scientific, well-researched. There's a TON of info there, it takes hours just to get your feet wet, but it's worth it if you want to know the truth.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at January 08, 2013 10:00 AM (7ObY1)

There's also Vincent Bugliosi's book Reclaiming History, which gives Oliver Stone and every other conspiracy nutthe ass-whipping of a lifetime. I suspect mcadams.org is the same; I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 10:31 AM (zF6Iw)
====================

This is a pretty interesting read on the subject:

http://tinyurl.com/auk42tk

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 08, 2013 10:37 AM (RSqz2)

211 Ah yes. The DSM. The leftist Bible outlawing all those scandalous behaviors such as 'being unwilling to pay your psychiatric bill'. Standard fallback for those trying to defend the indefensible.

Posted by: esch at January 08, 2013 10:37 AM (1HYTV)

212 And with that, I believe EOJ has closed the subject.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:37 AM (piMMO)

213 #193..My company is not publicly traded. The money goes to the fund you select from a range of options. It is free money in our case.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 08, 2013 10:38 AM (8pEUM)

214 I give anybody on our side a pass for anything said after the Romney loss. After four straight years of listening to RINOshit, some of us cracked. No harm, no foul in my book.

Posted by: SurferDoc at January 08, 2013 10:38 AM (6H6FZ)

215 I sincerely doubt that. She may not be able tospeak English much good, but I suspect she knows exactly whather scumbag husband and the Kenyan Krackhead have in mind. She's whoring herself out for "absolute moral authority." So fuck her.


-----

I tend to agree. Doesn't mean I don't strongly dislike her husband and everyone else who's going along with it, but it's not like he's putting her name onto policy she didn't support---loudly---before she was injured.

Re: the logic that anyone who believes in God must also believe in fairies. No. Just no.

Try this one---Mike, do you believe that lemurs exist? Even if you've never seen one?

Yes? Well then you must also believe that Bigfoot exists. Believe in one mammal, believe in them all.

Believe that fish exist in large lakes? Well then you believe in the Loch Ness Monster.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at January 08, 2013 10:38 AM (b+8h9)

216 What does your nic link to Jehu?

Posted by: teej at January 08, 2013 10:38 AM (pBcpe)

217 if you wanted a good game, and not just a battle of survivors.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 10:27 AM (evdj2)


Ahem...

Posted by: cajun carrot, all for Thunder Dome at January 08, 2013 10:38 AM (UZQM8)

218 Mike Hunt- You cannot brute force your argument into the realm of logic by repeating the word "logical" over and over.

Funny thing is your "if you believe x then you must believe everything" is a noted logical fallacy. I dont remember the name and am mobile right now, but theres a website that explains these logical fallacies very thoroughly. I suggest you start there.

Posted by: ElKomandante at January 08, 2013 10:39 AM (lF2rr)

219 Its Annie from Episode III cutting down Younglings with his light-saber.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:34 AM (spN65)



Wait, I'm allowed to cut down Younglings with a light saber now? Time to upfit Polly's tactical vest!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:39 AM (VtjlW)

220 Maybe they were all busy auditioning for "Buck Wild," the exciting new MTV show what documents the squalor and tomfoolery of young Appalachian folk.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 10:36 AM (+DMSZ)

What those Appalcian folk do is called having fun. The video game set would never understand.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:39 AM (l86i3)

221 RWC, thats a lot of mags. How much are you paying him? How much do you pay busboys?

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 10:39 AM (ZSnCv)

222 I agree on taking free money but I am very cynical about the companies doing auto opt in.>>

I'm guessing it has as much to do with lawyers and an argument like this.

Fired Employee: How come there's no money in my 401K?
Company: Because you never put any in.
FE:Yeah well you match 2% wheres that?
C: It's a "match" dumbass so we matched your 0%
FE: But everybody else got 2% and nobody told me I wouldn't...

So having an opt out clears this up.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 08, 2013 10:39 AM (81UWZ)

223 It was established in Red Dwarf Series VII that Kennedy shot himself, to keep the Dwarfers from screwing up history by interrupting Oswald at the wrong moment.

It's the second most plausible theory, really.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 08, 2013 10:39 AM (ZKzrr)

224 People don't believe in conspiracy theories, and yet we have the Religion of Peace and global warming, so...

Posted by: Truman in the Car at January 08, 2013 10:39 AM (LT6nO)

225 Here ya go BCochran
http://youtu.be/xJdyP0lD88s

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:39 AM (spN65)

226 Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 10:35 AM (evdj2)

They will use the conference title as a guideline and in the case of Alabama in 2012 they probably would have madethe exception since they could easily support it. The SEC will admittedly make that guideline tough to follow.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 10:40 AM (m2CN7)

227 The conspiracy mongering about Sandy Hook is utterly predictable. Probably aided by the fact that media got literally everything wrong for hours, if not days, after the shooting.

The lack of info on the gunman is reminiscent of Martin Bryant in Australia, and since that shooting prompted the Great Australian Gun Confiscation, conspiracies abound. All are nonsense of course, but the media only has itself to blame.

Posted by: BSR at January 08, 2013 10:41 AM (CBCxo)

228 Another big F U to Cheaper than Dirt.



Just talked to our chef and he had 100 of the regular Glock mags and
50 of the 33 rounders on order since November. They sent him a letter
stating that basically we have cancelled this order but you can still
purchase them at the going rate - 40 dollars + for the standard mags.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 10:36 AM (fWAjv)


Wow....
They are turning out to be Dick's Sporting Goods x 11ty7.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:41 AM (GQ8sn)

229 WAG Prediction for next years BCS: Texas A&M and Ohio State. I think a three-peat for Alabama is unpossible.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 10:41 AM (evdj2)

230 OT, I watched an interview last night with Stanley McCrystal, former general. I like him, a lot. That should be your next secdef.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:41 AM (l86i3)

231 Logical fallacies are not always illogical. There are in fact logical logical fallacies but only the logical are capable of understanding the logic!

Posted by: Mike at January 08, 2013 10:41 AM (/YJYi)

232 Here ya go BCochran
http://youtu.be/xJdyP0lD88s


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:39 AM (spN65)

First Didem sighting at 10:39AM.
I can set my watch to this.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:42 AM (GQ8sn)

233 Oregon would not have made it as one of the four
playoff teams according to the criteria they will use which will include
likely eliminating you if you do not win your conference title. The
teams will be selected by a committee and not based strictly on the
polls. First games will be end ofDecember and theSuperCollege Bowl will
be the first monday of January.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 10:32 AM (m2CN7)


Life isn't fair and somebody will always feel left out. I hate the Ducks but I'm wondering if a "true" matchup of the best teams wouldn't be them versus Texas A+M. The Tide was awesome last night but this was probably the least dominant of Saban's Alabama championship teams; the others were that fucking good. Btw, the winner of a playoff may not be the best team just like who wins the NCAA basketball championship doesn't always work out that way. They will be the champs though.

I think they should have less of a layoff for the teams in the playoffs, which has been a sticking point of the fucking bowl games forever. Just start the playoffs right away like Divs 2 and 3 do.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 10:42 AM (NWn8w)

234 Posted by: ElKomandante at January 08, 2013 10:39 AM (lF2rr)
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Affirming the consequence

Posted by: RioBravo at January 08, 2013 10:43 AM (eEfYn)

235 OT, I watched an interview last night with Stanley McCrystal, former
general. I like him, a lot. That should be your next secdef.


Have you been to Hot Air? McChrystal is a "gun control" advocate.

Definitely not what I expected from him.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:43 AM (GQ8sn)

236 230 OT, I watched an interview last night with Stanley McCrystal, former general. I like him, a lot. That should be your next secdef.


......

As in the good general who had the shining brilliance to do an interview with Rolling Stone?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:43 AM (piMMO)

237 BTW, Anna Puma - some lurker proposed to you in a comments thread yesterday. Sounded like a pretty good deal. If you're interested, he said he'd pick you up at your house tonight.

No, he says he already knows your address. Just look for the white Econoline van with no windows and a pegboard interior.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 10:44 AM (+DMSZ)

238 They are turning out to be Dick's Sporting Goods x 11ty7.
Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:41 AM (GQ8sn)

Regarding Dicks, his buddy (they both have tables at the Fun Shows) had a large order in with them before Newtown. They cancelled it and said they aren't selling these items anymore. Dickish move was he had it on the Dicks credit card and they wouldn't refund the interest that he paid them.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 10:44 AM (fWAjv)

239 I think they should have less of a layoff for the teams in the playoffs,

Agreed, a month off has to take a toll. We see that when a NFL playoff team gets a week off. It seems to take awhile to get back in the groove.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:44 AM (l86i3)

240 http://www.politico.com/blogs/charlie-mahtesian/2013/01/rick-perrys-second-chance-153543.html

Perry's 2nd shot?

I'd give him a chance.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 08, 2013 10:44 AM (FsUAO)

241 TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iran’s Foreign Ministry says it is hopeful the appointment of former Nebraska Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel to lead the Pentagon would improve relations between Tehran and the U.S.

Asked about Hagel’s nomination, ministry spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast said Tuesday that Tehran was hopeful that there would be “practical changes” to U.S. foreign policy, and that nations would change their attitude towards the U.S. if it respected their rights.

Hagel was nominated Monday and faces tough confirmation hearings. Critics have said he is hostile toward Israel and soft on Iran.

Well I am so glad Iran is happy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 10:44 AM (9Bj8R)

242 180 #112...My company started it a few years ago. The theory is to try to get people to put enough money into a 401(k) to getthe company match. My company also safe harbors the company match with immediate vesting. A very big portion of my portfolio is due to company matching at different employers. Do what works for you, but, not getting free money does take some justification.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 08, 2013 10:26 AM (8pEUM)




We don't have a company match.

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at January 08, 2013 10:44 AM (sY62r)

243 When did we start using the current year for the Title Game, rather than the year of the season? I noticed they were using that last night. To me, Alabama is the NC of 2012, not 2013.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 10:44 AM (evdj2)

244 No, he says he already knows your address. Just look for the white Econoline van with no windows and a pegboard interior.

Anna Puma's a size 13?

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:44 AM (GQ8sn)

245 I was reading a very straightforward account of prisoners escaping to India from Siberia. Near the end the author blandly describes 2 abominable snowmen they ran into. Totally out of the blue, it made the whole book suspect. I'll give the benefit of the doubt to hallucination, but just barely.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 08, 2013 10:45 AM (ZshNr)

246 As in the good general who had the shining brilliance to do an interview with Rolling Stone?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:43 AM (piMMO)


That's what I thought too, but after hearing his explaination of how it went down, I can see how that happened. The RS reporter was one of many inbeds and apparently he wasn't truthful in his reprting. Imagine that? A RS writer not being truthful.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:46 AM (l86i3)

247 An Egyptian magazine claims that six American Islamist activists who work with the Obama administration are Muslim Brotherhood operatives who enjoy strong influence over U.S. policy.

The Dec. 22 story published in Egypt's Rose El-Youssef magazine (read an IPT translation here) suggests the six turned the White House "from a position hostile to Islamic groups and organizations in the world to the largest and most important supporter of the Muslim Brotherhood."

The story is largely unsourced, but its publication is considered significant in raising the issue to Egyptian readers.

The six named people include: Arif Alikhan, assistant secretary of Homeland Security for policy development; Mohammed Elibiary, a member of the Homeland Security Advisory Council; Rashad Hussain, the U.S. special envoy to the Organization of the Islamic Conference; Salam al-Marayati, co-founder of the Muslim Public Affairs Council (MPAC); Imam Mohamed Magid, president of the Islamic Society of North America (ISNA); and Eboo Patel, a member of President Obama's Advisory Council on Faith-Based Neighborhood Partnerships.

http://www.investigativeproject.org/3869/egyptian-magazine-muslim-brotherhood-infiltrates


Well food for thought

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 10:46 AM (9Bj8R)

248
Good mornin', y'all.

For a brief few moments early this morning, we were slightly less screwed.

Roll Tide!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 08, 2013 10:46 AM (yiIja)

249 Alex Jones is a nutter....but watching the interview with that British twat, I am loving it.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 10:46 AM (fWAjv)

250 Rats, I try to do a nut-job joke and one has already trolled the thread. Can we get a banhammer thrown for entire vs. fair use cut and paste?

Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2013 10:46 AM (yxEzV)

251 Hagel was nominated Monday and faces tough
confirmation hearings. Critics have said he is hostile toward Israel and
soft on Iran.



Well I am so glad Iran is happy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 10:44 AM (9Bj8R)




Barry: Allah be praised! That's what I was hoping for

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2013 10:46 AM (1Jaio)

252 Dickish move was he had it on the Dicks credit card and they wouldn't refund the interest that he paid them.

I believe there's an opening for a good lawyer with that.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:46 AM (GQ8sn)

253 Dickish move was he had it on the Dicks credit card and they wouldn't refund the interest that he paid them.
Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 10:44 AM (fWAjv)



I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:47 AM (VtjlW)

254
The problem is that you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 10:32 AM (+DMSZ)

*golf clap* Love that movie.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at January 08, 2013 10:47 AM (FsUAO)

255 Thanks for the heads up EoJ.

First they will have to get through the pack of fearsome cats. All four of them with claws of doom. Good luck with that, shredded in 30 seconds.

If they do manage to make it through the cats, then well I guess I let them breach the door, step on foot in, and empty a whole 15rd magazine of 9mm HP into them.

Then call 911.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:47 AM (spN65)

256 Near the end the author blandly describes 2 abominable snowmen they ran into.

Were they accompanied by a fugitive dentist elf?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 08, 2013 10:47 AM (S/WR4)

257 Ahhh....

I had to reboot my computer and fight with my VPN, so I missed the "stupid f*cker" smack-down.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:48 AM (5DR1j)

258 Wonder who will have the guts to ask Chuck what he plans to cut first, during his confirmation hearings. Will he say "people" or "programs" I wonder. Barry has hired himself a Republican to do the bloody work it seems.

Posted by: and irresolute at January 08, 2013 10:48 AM (DBH1h)

259 216 What does your nic link to Jehu? (teej)

That links to my infrequently updated website (Gideon's 300). Better is if folks buy my book which contains some of my postings, but mostly lots of new writing; the book Title is: Armegeddon Now (The End of Once and Future War).

Here is the Amazon Link: http://tinyurl.com/a4puqum


I am looking for people to write reviews...please!

Posted by: Jehu at January 08, 2013 10:48 AM (cSD32)

260 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:47 AM (spN65)

I like the way you think.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:49 AM (l86i3)

261 If they do manage to make it through the cats, then
well I guess I let them breach the door, step on foot in, and empty a
whole 15rd magazine of 9mm HP into them.

Then call 911.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:47 AM (spN65)


You can't not expect proposals from morons when you talk dirty like that.

Posted by: Adam at January 08, 2013 10:49 AM (/YJYi)

262 303 I support the greedy, murderous, hooked-nosed Jews now. Had a good talk with Mel Gibson about it. It's not their fault they are an international conspiracy-running pack of Heeb chiselers.

So you Shysters can go ahead and confirm me. In my official public capacity as Secretary, I promise to support the terroristic bagel-munching tribes of Occupied Palestine.
Posted by: Chuck Hagel at January 08, 2013 09:05 AM (I2LwF)


You forgot to mention none of them alive today is technically criminally culpable for murdering the Son of God.

Posted by: Truman at the Shrink at January 08, 2013 10:49 AM (LT6nO)

263 Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:46 AM (GQ8sn)


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:47 AM (VtjlW)

I would think so, but I don't know if he is willing to go that route.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 10:49 AM (fWAjv)

264 If they do manage to make it through the cats, then well I guess I let
them breach the door, step on foot in, and empty a whole 15rd magazine
of 9mm HP into them.


In Texas, our Castle Doctrine extends to our Property Line. /Smug:Off

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:50 AM (5DR1j)

265 Oh shit. Jones is starting on 9-11. That's enough for me.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 10:50 AM (fWAjv)

266 Christie probably did. The fat fuck would sell his soul for a meatball hoagie.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2013 10:51 AM (7h5MH)

267 That's what I thought too, but after hearing his explaination of how it went down, I can see how that happened. The RS reporter was one of many inbeds and apparently he wasn't truthful in his reprting. Imagine that? A RS writer not being truthful.

......

Dishonest reporting?

No way!!!

I refuse to believe it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:51 AM (piMMO)

268 Gabby Giffords fulfills the religious function for the Democratic party of a Saint/Martyr. Now they will iconize her and hang her around their necks as a symbol against evil guns. I mean how can you be so cruel and mean to deny gun-grabbing if done by somebody that has suffered soooo much?

Posted by: Jehu at January 08, 2013 10:51 AM (cSD32)

269 In Texas, our Castle Doctrine extends to our Property Line. /Smug:Off
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:50 AM (5DR1j)

Of note, our Castlealso includesour vehicle.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 10:52 AM (m2CN7)

270 I would think so, but I don't know if he is willing to go that route.

It sounds like it's open-and-shut to me. If the order was large as you say, I'm guessing the interest payments were significant and not something a person would just brush off like losing change down a sewer grate. Fuck Dicks (hehehe). Have him sue for his money plus fees.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:52 AM (GQ8sn)

271 OSP thanks.

Adam *looks at him* You just got added to the list of those needing to be buried. That post was my way of saying politely that I am not interested. Don't make me angry.

AllenG. Gloat all you like. I want the corpse to be draped across the threshold.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:53 AM (spN65)

272 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:51 AM (piMMO)

The MFM believes they can destroy people on a whim, because honestly, they can.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:53 AM (l86i3)

273
Fighting flares in Palestinian camp in Damascus
Published: 01.08.13, 17:02 / Israel News



Palestinian factions in Syria called Tuesday for a cease-fire after fighting flared at a refugee camp in the capital, Damascus, highlighting a split among Palestinians as the civil war intensifies.


The Yarmouk camp has been the scene of heavy clashes in the past, but the battles subsided last month after Syrian rebels fighting to topple Syrian President Bashar Assad, battled loyalists there to a standstill.(AP)

Palestinians killing each other and causing problems? Unheard of!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 10:53 AM (9Bj8R)

274 Of note, our Castlealso includesour vehicle.

True.

Semi-related. My wife was asking me where I would carry my concealed weapon once I get my CHL. I responded, "Well, probably not to church, but just about anywhere else it's legal. That's kind of the point, after all."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:54 AM (5DR1j)

275 :::You can't not expect proposals from morons when you talk dirty like that.:::

She is kind of "asking for it."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 10:54 AM (+DMSZ)

276 I let them breach the door, step on foot in, and empty a
whole 15rd magazine of 9mm HP into them.
------------

Hmm...hold the 1 carry the 5 divide by 3.14 - 15

.80 cents a round.

Pricey these days.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 10:54 AM (fWAjv)

277 If the president were so committed to preventing a nuclear Iran, then
why did he nominate Hagel in the first place? The president could have
selected any qualified candidate. That he chose Hagel can only indicate
that is the true policy he wants to implement.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 08, 2013 10:54 AM (e8kgV)

278 I find it interesting that .223 and 9mm ammo are in short supply but I can easily find all the .45 I need.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 10:55 AM (m2CN7)

279 I want the corpse to be draped across the threshold.

Yeah, but then you have to clean up the mess. The blood will eventually just soak into the lawn or wash off the sidewalk.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:55 AM (5DR1j)

280 Semi-related. My wife was asking me where I would carry my concealed weapon once I get my CHL. I responded, "Well, probably not to church, but just about anywhere else it's legal. That's kind of the point, after all."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:54 AM (5DR1j)

Many of us carry in church. It is believed by the evil to be the ultimate is soft targets.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:55 AM (l86i3)

281 RWC, life is far more valuable. And got a gun show coming up so can restock.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 10:55 AM (spN65)

282 DangerGirl, no company match just leaves you with auto-saving and reducing taxable incime by your contribution amount.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 08, 2013 10:55 AM (8pEUM)

283 OT and random.

Apparently my mother is now following me on twitter.... So Horde, do I play this straight (keep up the snarky conservatism that she kinda hates anyway) or go for scaring the living shit out of her?

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (ULkyQ)

284 1. In a world that tolerates Holocaust denial, 9/11 trutherism, and so on, the crazy FAU prof questioning whether the Newtown shooting happened is inevitable. For awhile it was axiomatic to say "pics or it didn't happen." Now, thanks to the endless stream of unchecked nonsense from the far left it is quite reasonable to say "what I watched on television with my own eyes didn't happen because it doesn't fit my ideological narrative.' Logical deconstruction taken to its logical extreme.

2. If "looking gay" were really a crime, Bachmann's husband would be doing life without parole.

3. The fed's gun grab going on only underscores how badly we need to perfect 3-D printers so we can make our own. It'll be game on when the technology comes together. As usual, the left assumes we live in a static world where causes do not provoke effects.

4. "If you were tuned in to Alabama’s beatdown of Notre Dame last night, most of the action apparently took place in Brent Musburger’s pants." Heh. That was pretty creepy. His open rooting for ND was also unprofessional. Dude needs to hang it up before he embarrasses himself to the point they have to fire him.

5. Take another look at the face of that squid and tell me that is not the most bizarre looking thing you've ever seen. And those eyes are 25 cm?! Egad.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (8/DeP)

285 Front page of this morning's fish wrap says Al Gore will be a featured speaker at this year's Savannah Book Festival.

His event is free and open to the public. He'll take questions, written out on cards.

What would my chance be getting him to answer, "Is the center of the earth really millions of degrees?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (UOM48)

286 The MFM believes they can destroy people on a whim, because honestly, they can.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 10:53 AM (l86i3)




And that's one of the reasons why they hated Reagan, because they couldn't lay a glove on him no matter how many punched they threw at him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (1Jaio)

287 The MFM believes they can destroy people on a whim, because honestly, they can.


.....

You don't say.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (piMMO)

288 Have him sue for his money plus fees.
Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:52 AM (GQ8sn)


Actually, have him contact the state Attorney General's office. Most states have an online form where you can submit complaints. If enough people do it, Dick's may face some investigations that will be a might uncomfortable.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (VtjlW)

289 If the president were so committed to preventing a nuclear Iran,
---
Don't worry about it. They have nothing to put a nuclear weapon in.

Posted by: Joey Bitem at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (eEfYn)

290 @259- Jehu
I'll check the site out. Unfortunately not in a position to purchase much outside necessities right now.
Everyone here who have books out are waiting till I am gainfully employed again.

Posted by: teej at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (rr5xK)

291 I'm still more pissed off than should be regarded as healthy that the MFM always talks about Saint Gabby with never a fucking word for Judge John Roll who was killed by son of donks Erg Loughner.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (NWn8w)

292 Many of us carry in church. It is believed by the evil to be the ultimate is soft targets.

Yeah. It's just mostly not necessary for me. I think the concealed carry rate at my congregation is nearing 50%. That doesn't include the cops who often attend in uniform (meaning they're openly carrying) and the FD Investigator who pretty well ALWAYS carries his weapon.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:57 AM (5DR1j)

293 Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 10:52 AM (GQ8sn)

Where would he find a lawyer?

Oh right, there's 300 of them right here.

(on a side note, I used to work with everyone's favorite - Jamie Gorelick.)

*I'll have to follow up with this and see if he is doing anything.

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 10:57 AM (fWAjv)

294 Front page of this morning's fish wrap says Al Gore will be a featured speaker at this year's Savannah Book Festival.


So Savannah wants there to be a terrible blizzard during the book festival? Why?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:57 AM (VtjlW)

295 It's pronounced soo-say. Accent grave over the "e."Sorry, it's the WC Fields fan in me.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2013 10:14 AM (DuH+r)


Beckoning, I'm sure you know the story about someone visiting Fields' home in the late 30s. Both being rather parched, they went up to the attic, which was packed from stem to stern with bottles. "Bill," the friend asked, "why have you got all these bottles up here? Don't you know Prohibition is over?"

"Yaaass,"
Fields drawled, "but it may come back!"

Groucho Marx oncetold the story of how, in the early days when Fields was primarily a juggler, he was following the Marx Brothers in a vaudeville bill. I’m not sure of the show; it may have been the very popular Fun In Hi-Skool, but no matter. A couple of days into the run, Fields went to the stage manager. “See this hand? I’ve got noxis on the conoxis, so I’ve got to see a doctor. Can’t juggle with this.” And he took off. Years later, when they were all together in Hollywood, Groucho teased, “How’s your noxis on the conoxis, you old bullshitter? We knew there was nothing wrong with you!”

“You think I was going to stay on the bill and follow you?”
Fields barked back. “Five of you up there telling jokes and singing, and with a bunch of gorgeous broads? And then I come out fucking a bunch of boxes? To hell with that!”

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 10:58 AM (zF6Iw)

296 "Top NJ Democrat Claims Christie Prayed For Hurricane Sandy To Hit, Or Something"

Wait a minute ... I thought Chris Cristie was the top New Jersey Democrat.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at January 08, 2013 10:58 AM (deaac)

297
So Savannah wants there to be a terrible blizzard during the book festival? Why?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at January 08, 2013 10:57 AM (VtjlW)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 10:59 AM (UOM48)

298 I mean how can you be so cruel and mean to deny gun-grabbing if done by somebody that has suffered soooo much?

Watch me.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 10:59 AM (GFM2b)

299 Apparently my mother is now following me on twitter.... So Horde, do I
play this straight (keep up the snarky conservatism that she kinda hates
anyway) or go for scaring the living shit out of her?


Play it straight. She's your mom, after all. She already knows about the snarky conservatism, and has decided it's worth putting up with that to follow you on Twitter.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:59 AM (5DR1j)

300 with never a fucking word for Judge John Roll
---
Just another expendable H.W. appointee

Posted by: MFMx at January 08, 2013 10:59 AM (eEfYn)

301 CNN Savannah -

Savannah Book Festival survivors were pulled out after three days being buried in a freak snow storm. The four shocked survivors reported that cannibalism was not the true horror of the experience, it was Al Gore releasing his second chakra that truly scarred them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:00 AM (spN65)

302 Fox radio talking about St. Gabby now.

Fuck her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 11:00 AM (UOM48)

303 I haven't kept up. What is FSA?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2013 11:00 AM (l3vZN)

304 I'll have to follow up with this and see if he is doing anything.

It would be great to have this published in a newspaper or a blog. Just have this story come out and make Dicks look like even bigger.....dicks.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:00 AM (GQ8sn)

305 Taylor swift is breaking up with her new beau again.

Ladies, Men that are prettier than you don't feel as though they have to work hard. Just another nugget from OSP.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:00 AM (l86i3)

306 Dammit. Outlook just reminded me of a meeting today.

F You technology!

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 11:00 AM (fWAjv)

307 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:54 AM (5DR1j)

When you get settled with your CHL and normal carry gun, I would think about getting one of the many .380s that can fit in your front pocket easier than your cell phone. Its great as a back up or to carry in those places (church, etc) where you don't want to carry your primary. Its like carrying a pocket knife. Personally I carrythe keltech .380 in a uncle mikes holster. Like I said, its like carrying a pocketknife to me. I forget I even have it in my pocket.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 11:00 AM (m2CN7)

308 I haven't kept up. What is FSA?

Free Shit Army.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:01 AM (GQ8sn)

309 I haven't kept up. What is FSA?

Free sh*t army.

Ladies, Men that are prettier than you don't feel as though they have to work hard. Just another nugget from OSP.

This.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:01 AM (5DR1j)

310 Anna Puma, thanks. Nearly spit coffee on my keyboard.

Sigh. I've gotta vacuum the house. Having wimmin friends over tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 11:01 AM (UOM48)

311 Adam *looks at him* You just got added to the list of those needing to be buried. That post was my way of saying politely that I am not interested. Don't make me angry.

Did I miss something? Who'sfoolish enough to piss off Anna?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 11:01 AM (zF6Iw)

312


Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (ULkyQ)


Go for scaring the living shit out of her.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2013 11:02 AM (nELVU)

313 Did I miss something? Who'sfoolish enough to piss off Anna?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 11:01 AM (zF6Iw)

Playful banter.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:02 AM (l86i3)

314 119 112 Has anyone ever had their company involuntarily contribute a percentage of your paycheck to a 401k? I just got a notice that unless we opt out, the company is now going to automatically put 2% of pay into a 401k???


.....

No, but I don't think it's altogether a bad idea.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 10:05 AM (piMMO)

Is the company putting in their 2% for you too? Are you getting 4%? Or is it just your 2% and, if so, what are the rules for removing your money from the 401k?

Posted by: Caustic at January 08, 2013 11:03 AM (/b8+5)

315 285 Front page of this morning's fish wrap says Al Gore will be a featured speaker at this year's Savannah Book Festival.

His event is free and open to the public. He'll take questions, written out on cards.

What would my chance be getting him to answer, "Is the center of the earth really millions of degrees?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 10:56 AM (UOM4







So Al's taking questions now? That's new. I've seen him on CSPAN several times at these book fairs and he NEVER takes questions.

Of course, he's doing it off of cards, which will be screened

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2013 11:04 AM (6d5GW)

316 Semi-related. My wife was asking me where I would carry my concealed weapon once I get my CHL. I responded, "Well, probably not to church, but just about anywhere else it's legal. That's kind of the point, after all."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 10:54 AM (5DR1j)
================

Once my CC comes through I will absolutely carry in church.

There are several large mosques in my area and I don't trust their congregations to refrain from trying to "evangelize" ours, if you get my meaning.

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 08, 2013 11:04 AM (RSqz2)

317 It was a joke and I assumed her response was a joke. If not, my apologies.

Posted by: Adam at January 08, 2013 11:04 AM (/YJYi)

318 Speaking of which, time to head to the library and resume the search.

Posted by: teej at January 08, 2013 11:04 AM (cgXSq)

319 Gabby Giffords for gun control.



She can have a say (not really) when you tell me the name of one of the six that actually died.

Or are they not important enough?

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 11:04 AM (fWAjv)

320 Which cob does cooking posts?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4732444/Spanish-blog-of-breasts-is-net-sensation.html

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2013 11:05 AM (ZSnCv)

321 As many guys as Taylor Swift has dated for 2 months or less I'm starting to think its not the guy's fault. I think she has a clingy problem or worse, sabotages the relationship so she can get inspiration to write another one of her songs.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 11:05 AM (m2CN7)

322 More like playful cross-fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:05 AM (spN65)

323 There are several large mosques in my area and I don't trust their
congregations to refrain from trying to "evangelize" ours, if you get my
meaning.


Yeah... that's really not a problem in Mansfield, TX. Also, see previous post of ~50% carry rate.

That said, it'll probably go with me to church and just live in my (locked) glovebox.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:05 AM (5DR1j)

324 300:

Yeah that always bothered me. Federal Judges arent assassinated too often. I believe the last one involved Woody Harelson's dad. Yet there's never a word about the man.

The hypocrisy surrounding Giffords is almost unfathomable. If she were a republican, SNL would be making fun of her.

Oh, and f*** Alex Jones, the MSM is setting him up to be the strawman gun nut as we move into this debate.

Posted by: BSR at January 08, 2013 11:06 AM (CBCxo)

325 In other TMZofSpades news, Maria Sharapova is off the market again.

Dating some Bulgarian asshole.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 08, 2013 11:06 AM (S/WR4)

326 It was a joke and I assumed her response was a joke. If not, my apologies.

Ah. That's one of the problems with this place - sometimes it's hard to tell a joke from out of the regular insanity. It goes to show you never can tell, as that great philosopher Charles Berry once noted.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 11:07 AM (zF6Iw)

327 His open rooting for ND was also unprofessional.

They needed some way of keeping the ND viewers after the 1st quarter.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 08, 2013 11:07 AM (e8kgV)

328 Gabby Gifford is still alive so she can be trucked to events. Displayed like a bearded lady. And used to whip up the emotions of fear of guns. And mission accomplished.

Its harder to trot out something like John Brown's body for a live venue.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:07 AM (spN65)

329 I'm still gagging over Al Roker talking about sharting himself at the White House, and tossing his soiled underwear in a WH bathroom.

Stay klassy, Al. TMI.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 11:08 AM (UOM48)

330 Dating some Bulgarian asshole.

There's another kind?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 11:09 AM (zF6Iw)

331 Dating some Bulgarian asshole.

I bet he has a good jab.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:10 AM (l86i3)

332 Well there is the Bulgarian who tries to sell you a Rolex or a new BMW with a VIN in Magic Marker or perhaps a sex slave from the Ukraine. But other than that, no.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:10 AM (spN65)

333 I refused to read that article, Jane. Now I know my instincts were correct.

Posted by: lincolntf at January 08, 2013 11:10 AM (ZshNr)

334 @AllenG,

Well in fairness she's just trying to be "cool." (or something.)
She likely won't understand what's going on in any case. People have convinced her that twitter is like shorter facebook. Which IMHO, it's not, it's for mass broadcasting of something (snark, news, whatever.) to group (that may be strangers with a similar political view, friends, or in my case a hodgepodge of liberal hippie geeks and crazy conservative Morons.)

Re: CCL, I guess I'm the only person at the HQ who's self selecting against CC? I just don't trust myself to act well under pressure with a gun. (Note: this doesn't mean I want to ban others, just that I'm self selecting. I'm a bit twitchy on a good day. I think though most responsible people can judge for themselves whether they can carry one. And the stats so far bear that out.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 08, 2013 11:10 AM (ULkyQ)

335 I bet he has a good jab.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:10 AM (l86i3)


I meant Job, WTF.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:10 AM (l86i3)

336 You know what Alex Jones on Piers Morgan spawned...



Another conspiracy!!!


http://tinyurl.com/ay68pdk

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 11:11 AM (fWAjv)

337 On that anti-drone laser gun (in the sidebar)- it may not fit on sharks, yet, but it definitely looks like it could be vehicle mounted.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:11 AM (5DR1j)

338 OSP, freudian slip of what you would do dating her?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:11 AM (spN65)

339 I bet he has a good jab.

And a fabulous mustache.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 08, 2013 11:11 AM (evdj2)

340 Companies want high participation rates in the 401k due to "top-heavy" provisions in the law. If not enough low wage workers sign up, vesting in the company-match because instantaneous, among other features.

Posted by: Al at January 08, 2013 11:11 AM (V70Uh)

341
His open rooting for ND was also unprofessional.

They needed some way of keeping the ND viewers after the 1st quarter.


Ain't that the truth. Bama's first touchdown was scored in about three minutes, and they were up 28 to zip a few seconds into the second quarter.

It's tough to tell who embarassed themselves more last night, Mussberger or Corso, who came out dressed up like a Leprechaun. Umm, Lee, green is not your color.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 08, 2013 11:12 AM (yiIja)

342 328 Gabby Gifford is still alive so she can be trucked to events. Displayed like a bearded lady. And used to whip up the emotions of fear of guns. And mission accomplished.

Its harder to trot out something like John Brown's body for a live venue.







Dash naut funnah, yuuuu ingnuuuht.

Posted by: St. Gabby at January 08, 2013 11:12 AM (Td5Ie)

343 Stay klassy, Al. TMI.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 11:08 AM (UOM4


Dear God; just another fucking idiot at 30 Rock Bottom Ratings.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 11:12 AM (NWn8w)

344 what was the final score, i turned it off at 21-0

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 08, 2013 11:13 AM (GVxQo)

345 @Anna Puma
As a point, though, this is why we're losing to the libs these days.
They're really good at finding some emotional event to tie their crazy policies to.
And to Paraphrase Alasdair MacIntryre "we're all emotivisits now!"

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 08, 2013 11:13 AM (ULkyQ)

346 OSP, freudian slip of what you would do dating her?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:11 AM (spN65)

Umm, Jab would not touch the cornucopia of carnal deviances.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:13 AM (l86i3)

347 Yeah that always bothered me. Federal Judges arent assassinated too often. I believe the last one involved Woody Harelson's dad.

Charles Harrison. Ellis One Unit, Texas Department of Corrections. Well, he was there in 85 & 86.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 11:13 AM (GFM2b)

348 Battle of Athens on DVD: http://amzn.to/Uysig9

Had they had "gun control" things might not have gone so well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2013 11:14 AM (4WhSY)

349 Stale thread smell...

or Al Roker's Hershey squirt drawers on a hot and humid day?

Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 11:15 AM (fWAjv)

350 Umm, Jab would not touch the cornucopia of carnal deviances.

OSP, you just reminded me of a John Barrymore story. I'll tell it tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 11:15 AM (zF6Iw)

351 Re: CCL, I guess I'm the only person at the HQ who's self selecting against CC? I just don't trust myself to act well under pressure with a gun. (Note: this doesn't mean I want to ban others, just that I'm self selecting. I'm a bit twitchy on a good day. I think though most responsible people can judge for themselves whether they can carry one. And the stats so far bear that out.)

Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 11:16 AM (GFM2b)

352 Stale thread smell... or Al Roker's Hershey squirt drawers on a hot and humid day?
Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2013 11:15 AM (fWAjv)


I suspect with Mooch in the house, that's not the stankiest thing the White House staff has ever come across in a bathroom.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 11:16 AM (zF6Iw)

353 In Mussberger's defense, if he was Al Roker he'd be talking about how many loads he blew in his pants while staring at AJ McCarron's awesome squeeze.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 11:16 AM (NWn8w)

354 what was the final score, i turned it off at 21-0
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 08, 2013 11:13 AM (GVxQo)

42-14. It wasn't even that close.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:17 AM (l86i3)

355 CCL, I guess I'm the only person at the HQ who's self selecting against CC? I just don't trust myself to act well under pressure with a gun.

That makes you smart. There are other weapons available to defend you and yours.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:18 AM (l86i3)

356 OSP, you just reminded me of a John Barrymore story. I'll tell it tomorrow.

And that, dear readers, is how to do a "tease" and keep your audience coming back for more.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2013 11:18 AM (4WhSY)

357 Yes the White House has suffered the wafting odour of arugula gaseous emissions these past four years.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:18 AM (AgRBF)

358 RE: 'Coin Trick'

Milton Friedman's book 'Money Mischief' explains it all; in terms the poorly educated can understand

The degree of ignorance on display by those well educated, accredited, credentialed, pedigreed professional elite who tell us what to think is shocking.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 08, 2013 11:18 AM (++svg)

359
what was the final score, i turned it off at 21-0

42-14. Bama graciously allowed two scores. They're polite like that, although that didn't sit well with a lot of the Tide's defensive guys who wanted another shutout in a NC game.

I wonder how long Mussberger will be sleeping on the couch at home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 08, 2013 11:18 AM (yiIja)

360 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:18 AM (AgRBF)


I figured he was eating those alli diet pills like M&M's.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:19 AM (l86i3)

361 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 11:08 AM (UOM4
___
What else would one expect from a cornball brother?

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2013 11:19 AM (jm/9g)

362 They needed some way of keeping the ND viewers after the 1st quarter.>>

Why are people so interested in North Dakota football?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 08, 2013 11:20 AM (81UWZ)

363 Dang. The AoS page came up with the DSL login screen. But Youtube and FB were working. So re-opened AoS and get a new hash. No fair I say.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:21 AM (AgRBF)

364 I value life, so I was glad to see Giffords survive. However, I knew they would turn her into a prop with her hubby's complete cooperation. I cannot imagine treating an injured spouse like a commodity to be exploited. Sarah Brady and Mark Kelley are despicable.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 08, 2013 11:22 AM (8pEUM)

365 http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/01/09/no-836/

Cute from Japan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:23 AM (AgRBF)

366 Re: CCL, I guess I'm the only person at the HQ who's self selecting against CC? I just don't trust myself to act well under pressure with a gun. (Note: this doesn't mean I want to ban others, just that I'm self selecting. I'm a bit twitchy on a good day. I think though most responsible people can judge for themselves whether they can carry one. And the stats so far bear that out.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 08, 2013 11:10 AM (ULkyQ)

Actually having a CHL lessened the road rage I had in my pre CHL days long ago.I would describe it like being on a jury. You don't realize how serious you would take the responsibilty until you have it.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 11:24 AM (m2CN7)

367 Well, these floors won't vacuum themselves. Later, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 11:24 AM (UOM48)

368 Well, these floors won't vacuum themselves. Later, all.

I think you should wait and see. I'm told anything can happen just given enough time.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:25 AM (5DR1j)

369 if you get a roomba.....they will.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 08, 2013 11:25 AM (GVxQo)

370 :::353 In Mussberger's defense, if he was Al Roker he'd be talking about how many loads he blew in his pants while staring at AJ McCarron's awesome squeeze.
Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 11:16 AM (NWn8w):::


I'm not sure that qualifies as a "defense." But I like it.

The consensus among the guys I was watching with was that McCarron better go high in the draft, because that little girl looks like she requires quite a bit of maintenance to keep her in the style she's accustomed to.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 11:25 AM (+DMSZ)

371 Well, these floors won't vacuum themselves. Later, all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2013 11:24 AM (UOM4


I should prolly make an attempt at picking up the house myself. In a minute.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:25 AM (l86i3)

372
Christie probably did. The fat fuck would sell his soul for a meatball hoagie.


Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 08, 2013 10:51 AM


Its jersey we don't have meatball hoagies. Its a meatball sub.

Damn now I want one.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2013 11:26 AM (FMbng)

373 I would suggest asking your son. But then would get Marine barracks clean.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:26 AM (AgRBF)

374
Almost in line with Ben's link above about edumacation:http://tinyurl.com/abxraoy

It's a Sowell piece about "agents of change" in our schools. I didn't know it had been done before in France.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 08, 2013 11:26 AM (yiIja)

375
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 08, 2013 11:25 AM (GVxQo)


Get the model with the kitteh seat.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 08, 2013 11:27 AM (zSzPa)

376 Ugh. I really wish that Drudge would stop treating Alex Jones as relevant. Or a human being.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 08, 2013 11:27 AM (SY2Kh)

377 I think you should wait and see. I'm told anything can happen just given enough time.>>

I think this was explained upthread. If you believe in God than you have to believe in magic floor vacuuming fairies.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 08, 2013 11:27 AM (81UWZ)

378 That makes you smart. There are other weapons available to defend you and yours.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:18 AM (l86i3)

My one gun (and the others I'm looking at getting when money and time allow) are for sporting purposes (and target shooting) personally, that's just how I roll. Like I said, I don't begrudge people who keep a pistol/revolver/what have you in their sock drawer, it's just not my style.I'm the guy who'd wake up after having a nightmare and shoot the damn wall out. (seriously, twitchy, boarding on neurotic) I keep just enough distance between me and the weapon, I'm assured to be awake should I need it. Plus I've got an arsenal of kitchen knives I'm far better at working with. (Suck it Great Britain)
That being said, I've chatted with a few of my neighbors (who saw me carrying in the Mossberg when I moved in) and it would not surprise me to find out they're armed.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 08, 2013 11:27 AM (ULkyQ)

379 Damnit, a meatball sub does sound good, and here I am with a Powerade and a bag of broccoli.


The fates are cruel.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 08, 2013 11:27 AM (xw1VU)

380 @GOPLeader It has been 1,350 days since the Senate last passed a budget.

Posted by: 80sBaby at January 08, 2013 11:28 AM (YjDyJ)

381
"Well, probably not to church, but just about anywhere else it's legal. That's kind of the point, after all."

Concealed means concealed. What your fellow parishoners don't know may just save their lives.

Just don't expect any gratitude if, God forbid, that ever comes to pass.

Posted by: Jaws at January 08, 2013 11:28 AM (4I3Uo)

382 Christie will be like the mistress who is pissed off that her married boyfriend is cheating on HER

Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2013 11:28 AM (wwsoB)

383 The consensus among the guys I was watching with was that McCarron better go high in the draft, because that little girl looks like she requires quite a bit of maintenance to keep her in the style she's accustomed to.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 11:25 AM (+DMSZ)


If she's a real Alabama beauty queen, she'll clean your rifle, drag your deer and make you a plate of biscuits and gravy. Then when she's done teaching sunday school she'll fuck your brains out.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:28 AM (l86i3)

384 Damnit, a meatball sub does sound good, and here I am with a Powerade and a bag of broccoli.

It does sound deceptively good (my stomach is not really a fan of meatballs, but my eyes disagree). And I don't currently have anything waiting for my lunch...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:29 AM (5DR1j)

385 There is a Subways about 7 miles away. Meatball sub. Hhmmm.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:30 AM (AgRBF)

386 Concealed means concealed. What your fellow parishoners don't know may just save their lives.

Yeah, I know. See my later comments about the carry rate at my congregation.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:30 AM (5DR1j)

387
The consensus among the guys I was watching with was that McCarron better go high in the draft, because that little girl looks like she requires quite a bit of maintenance to keep her in the style she's accustomed to.

She'll clean him out in the divorce and mount his cojones over the mantle as a prize in about ten years.

She attends Auburn.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 08, 2013 11:30 AM (yiIja)

388 >>>Ugh. I really wish that Drudge would stop...

When Glenn Beck says you're off the deep end tin foil crazy. Maybe it's time to tap the breaks.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 08, 2013 11:30 AM (0q2P7)

389 Of course, he's doing it off of cards, which will be screened scripted.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2013 11:04 AM (6d5GW)


FIFM

Posted by: cajun carrot, all for Thunder Dome at January 08, 2013 11:30 AM (UZQM8)

390 There is a Subways about 7 miles away. Meatball sub. Hhmmm.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:30 AM (AgRBF)


You know what I miss? Cousins Subs. They don't have them here in NC.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:30 AM (l86i3)

391 If she's a real Alabama beauty queen, she'll clean your rifle, drag your
deer and make you a plate of biscuits and gravy. Then when she's done
teaching sunday school she'll fuck your brains out.



ROLL TIDE!!!

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:31 AM (GQ8sn)

392 :::If she's a real Alabama beauty queen, she'll clean your rifle, drag your deer and make you a plate of biscuits and gravy. Then when she's done teaching sunday school she'll fuck your brains out.:::

That was beautiful. Hurry up and get your book out on Kindle.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 11:31 AM (+DMSZ)

393 Don't know if you guys saw Ben Stein's take on the Hagel nomination yesterday at spectator.org. Very good and I agree--things look very cloudy for Israel in the future. Left has gone antisemitic (again) and stance of US to Israel and Iran is about to change...

Posted by: Cricket at January 08, 2013 11:31 AM (DrC22)

394 She attends Auburn.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 08, 2013 11:30 AM (yiIja)


Oh Shit, a mixed marraige.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:31 AM (l86i3)

395 Never even heard of Cousins Subs. If they are boy cousins talking about their subs, eeewww......

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:31 AM (AgRBF)

396 If she's a real Alabama beauty queen, she'll clean your rifle, drag your
deer and make you a plate of biscuits and gravy. Then when she's done
teaching sunday school she'll fuck your brains out.


That's a pan-Southern tradition it seems. At least, it also seems to be true in Texas.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:32 AM (5DR1j)

397 This thread has de-fucking-railed.


Which is exactly what I would do to McCarron's gf.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 11:33 AM (da5Wo)

398 Left has gone antisemitic (again)

"gone" antisemitic? As though they weren't already there?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:33 AM (5DR1j)

399 When I took a real logic class in college, not internet logic (I'm looking at the troll), the professor explained how, using the rules of logic, you could prove "true" the statement: "If you own a cat, you also own a dog."

Just because it follows the rules of logic doesn't make it true. We've got this thing, maybe from Star Trek, that "logical = true." It's not. It just a tool for narrowing down possibilities.

But, it--like everything-- is limited by the rule: Garbage in, garbage out. And if your assumptions are garbage, you conclusion is garbage no matter how logically sound your proof is.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 08, 2013 11:33 AM (imtbm)

400 And you forget she drives a Ford F-250 with the camo wrap on the lower quarters. And has in the tinted rear window a pink sticker that says "Cowgirl Up"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:33 AM (AgRBF)

401 >>>She'll clean him out in the divorce and mount his cojones over the mantle as a prize in about ten years.

I'm sure he'll have "It was soooo worth IT!" tattooed on them before then.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 08, 2013 11:34 AM (0q2P7)

402 I don't think I could eat a meatball sub from subway. Thats..just...wrong.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2013 11:34 AM (FMbng)

403 http://www.cousinssubs.com/

They look pretty damn awesome!

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:34 AM (GQ8sn)

404 Mmmm... Miss Texas....

http://binged.it/Si87HH

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:34 AM (5DR1j)

405 Geez have to be a Cheesehead to order from Cousins.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:36 AM (AgRBF)

406 398
"gone" antisemitic? As though they weren't already there?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:33 AM (5DR1j)

Good point. First time I realized this was happening was about 20 years ago. I was at a music party at the home of a very prominent NY intellectual--a curator at the Met. He made a comment about Israel and the Palestinians and it suddenly dawned on me--the old attitudes are coming back, and not on the right but on the left. So sad.

Posted by: Cricket at January 08, 2013 11:36 AM (DrC22)

407 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 11:33 AM (da5Wo)

Did you like the YouTube link? Or do you prefer Russian music videos now?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:37 AM (AgRBF)

408 Which is exactly what I would do to McCarron's gf.


Here ye, here ye! The meeting of the Outwardly Lewd but Still Cherishing Their Marriage Vows Club is now in session.

*bangs gavel*

The first order of business: Didem. Halal or haram?

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:38 AM (GQ8sn)

409 Come on AllenG. You know the girls in Dallas don't go out to pick up a gallon of milk without putting on full make up and thought of what outfit they need to wear.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 11:38 AM (m2CN7)

410
I'm sure he'll have "It was soooo worth IT!" tattooed on them before then.

The other one will have "Livin' the Dream" on it, right below the toothmarks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 08, 2013 11:38 AM (yiIja)

411 321 As many guys as Taylor Swift has dated for 2 months or less I'm starting to think its not the guy's fault. I think she has a clingy problem or worse, sabotages the relationship so she can get inspiration to write another one of her songs.


.....

She's 23 and the latest fella was 18.

Perhaps she should date a grown man for a change.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at January 08, 2013 11:38 AM (piMMO)

412 One of the few things I miss about the South is being able to get sweet tea anywhere. I ordered it at the first place I went out to eat here and it turned out to be Nestea they had poured in a glass.

Dirty motherfuckers.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 11:38 AM (+DMSZ)

413 She attends Auburn.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 08, 2013 11:30 AM (yiIja)

Turned the game off around here so missed all of this. Is this the Alabama quarterback? Isn't there a long standing Auburn/Alabama rivalry, almost feud?

Wonder if he was trying to keep the fact that his gf wasn't an alabama girl quiet and brent brought it out into the open?

Posted by: Caustic at January 08, 2013 11:39 AM (/b8+5)

414 Posted by: Cricket at January 08, 2013 11:36 AM (DrC22)

When I first came to NC I hooked up with a small, we'll call it organization. We had a lot of fun training. Then the commander handed me a packet containg a shit load af anti-zionist propaganda. That ended that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:39 AM (l86i3)

415 Did you like the YouTube link? Or do you prefer Russian music videos now?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:37 AM (AgRBF)

Can't watch that at work. Lol.


Here ye, here ye! The meeting of the Outwardly Lewd but Still Cherishing Their Marriage Vows Club is now in session.

*bangs gavel*

The first order of business: Didem. Halal or haram?



Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:38 AM (GQ8sn)


Point of order! Get that goatfucker shit outa here!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 11:39 AM (da5Wo)

416 You know the girls in Dallas don't go out to pick up a gallon of milk
without putting on full make up and thought of what outfit they need to
wear.


Yeah, but Dallas is as close to NYC as you're going to find in TX, and you know it.

Fort Worth girls, OTOH, are actually worth something.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:39 AM (5DR1j)

417 Sounds like I need to close my accounts with BoA.

Yeah, shouldn't have opened an account with them in the first place, but I didn't learn about the shenanigans they did until more recently.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 08, 2013 11:39 AM (7um7O)

418 Posted by: RoyalOil at January 08, 2013 11:33 AM (imtbm)

Alternatively "When you assume...."
But yeah, generally speaking your postulates have to be somewhat accurate. In this case the troll is postulating "if [Divine Being X] is real then all supernatural creatures are real."

He can't logically prove that, it's a postulate. But following his "logic" down you get "by believing in [DB-X] you must there for believe in all creatures."

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 08, 2013 11:39 AM (ULkyQ)

419 I hope this has not been addressed yet, but maybe we do need to get serious about common sense arm control.
http://tinyurl.com/baajyp7

For cereal guys

Posted by: gigg423 at January 08, 2013 11:40 AM (41VCE)

420 Perhaps she should date a grown man for a change.
Posted by: George Zimmerman at January 08, 2013 11:38 AM (piMMO)


I don't think she's found her clit yet, and those punks she dates prolly couldn't find it either.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:40 AM (l86i3)

421 Mike makes the same arguments down at the local mosque

Posted by: uterus cannon at January 08, 2013 11:40 AM (3ZtZW)

422 Fort Worth girls, OTOH, are actually worth something.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:39 AM (5DR1j)

Yes. Yes they are.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 11:41 AM (m2CN7)

423 I don't think she's found her clit yet, and those punks she dates prolly couldn't find it either.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:40 AM (l86i3)


WOW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 11:41 AM (da5Wo)

424 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 08, 2013 11:39 AM (7um7O)

With their checking accounts you get killed with fees. You open it, keep it a couple of months, realize that you are constantly on the phone fighting with them over their latest levied fee and then go back to your original bank who you thought was bad, quietly and behaving nicely.

Posted by: Caustic at January 08, 2013 11:42 AM (/b8+5)

425 Fort Worth girls, OTOH, are actually worth something.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:39 AM (5DR1j)



Yes. Yes they are.
Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 11:41 AM (m2CN7)


Seconded.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 08, 2013 11:42 AM (O7Q1u)

426 I don't think she's found her clit yet, and those punks she dates prolly couldn't find it either.

They could probably find their own, though.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:42 AM (5DR1j)

427 OSP, sounds like you have material for a new book with these comments.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:42 AM (AgRBF)

428 They could probably find their own, though.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:42 AM (5DR1j)

LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:43 AM (l86i3)

429 and it suddenly dawned on me--the old attitudes are coming back, and not on the right but on the left. So sad.

Those attitudes have always been with the left.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 08, 2013 11:43 AM (ZKzrr)

430 Posted by: gigg423 at January 08, 2013 11:40 AM (41VCE)

Well... according to the FBI... more people are killed by Clubs and Blunt force objects, than are killed by Rifles (not guns, but rifles) every year...

So I must submit the Fred Flintstone Club Control Act, as we've ALL seen the blatant acts of cruelty that are perpetuated when Bam Bam gets ahold of that club.... we must do it... before poor Pebbles becomes another statistic... not to mention the animal cruelty perpetuated on Dino....

Yes.... it must be done.... for the Children, and the Animals...

Posted by: Great Gazzooo at January 08, 2013 11:43 AM (lZBBB)

431 They could probably find their own, though.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:42 AM (5DR1j)


Now that's just uncalled for.

You know they prefer their backdoor.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 11:43 AM (da5Wo)

432 :::I don't think she's found her clit yet, and those punks she dates prolly couldn't find it either.:::

That's because it doesn't exist. What a snipe hunt. It's like searching for the Arabic word for "deodorant." Good luck with that shit, amirite?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 11:44 AM (+DMSZ)

433 OSP, sounds like you have material for a new book with these comments.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:42 AM (AgRBF)

Nah, the coffee is good and strong this morning.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:44 AM (l86i3)

434 Point of order! Get that goatfucker shit outa here!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 11:39 AM (da5Wo)


I don't think he had a quorum anyway.

Ahem

I am now here, please continue.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 08, 2013 11:44 AM (1m6Ax)

435 Off GZ sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 11:44 AM (piMMO)

436 That's because it doesn't exist. What a snipe hunt. It's like searching for the Arabic word for "deodorant." Good luck with that shit, amirite?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 11:44 AM (+DMSZ)

Taylor the Clitless? Sounds like a princess in a tragedy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:45 AM (l86i3)

437 Poor BCochran, having a video itch he can not scratch until he gets home. Then at home it must be done furtively least Mrs. BCochran again find the Mac levitating in his lap. Does that sum things up?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:45 AM (AgRBF)

438 If a logic system is inconsistent you can "prove" false statements. If its consistent, you can't, BUT per Kurt Godel's work, there may be true statements that are unprovable as true within the rules of the system.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 08, 2013 11:45 AM (iHs4Z)

439 Posted by: Great Gazzooo at January 08, 2013 11:43 AM (lZBBB)

I hope you read the link to see I was joking. I mean it's a terrible joke, but I had to share.

Posted by: gigg423 at January 08, 2013 11:46 AM (41VCE)

440 Watching the Jets year end presser and the owner just said they fell " A Little Short" this year? A little short?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 11:46 AM (9Bj8R)

441
Turned the game off around here so missed all of this. Is this the Alabama quarterback? Isn't there a long standing Auburn/Alabama rivalry, almost feud?

Wonder if he was trying to keep the fact that his gf wasn't an alabama girl quiet and brent brought it out into the open?


The polite term is "rivalry." It goes much deeper than that. It's tough to explain to someone who wasn't born there (I'm from Mobile). It approaches the genetic level. The good, non-broken ones.

In fairness, they mentioned she was getting her Masters at Alabama, so there's that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 08, 2013 11:46 AM (yiIja)

442 I don't think she's found her clit yet, and those punks she dates prolly couldn't find it either.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:40 AM (l86i3)


She's been on "Ellen" before

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 11:47 AM (NWn8w)

443 Backwards Boy the question then is - who is she mastering at Alabama?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:47 AM (AgRBF)

444 I am now here, please continue.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 08, 2013 11:44 AM (1m6Ax)


We were discussing the depraved things we would do to Miss Alabama and that, apparently, Taylor Swift has no clit. Although EoJ appears to think they're a myth.

Anna, it's not the Mrs I have to watch out for. It's those damn ankle biters.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 11:47 AM (da5Wo)

445 She's been on "Ellen" before
Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 11:47 AM (NWn8w)


Hmm, Ellen would have been happy to show her.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:47 AM (l86i3)

446 Good luck with that shit, amirite?

Damn right. I used to walk offset from these guys because being directly downwind from their mutant BO would curl your nose hairs.

I also throughly enjoyed going into a portalet after one of these camel jockeys tried to take a dump the Arabic way while using a Western toilet.

No wonder they are trapped in 732 A.D.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 08, 2013 11:47 AM (1SE1j)

447 Re: Taylor Swift,

In fairness to her, it's obvious she just needs to keep publicity alive.
Her songs target a very specific audience of 13-(maybe) 16 year olds. She's now 23 and needs to continue to appeal to that crowd.
So she drums up publicity moving from one "hot right now" teenie-bopper to the next.

It works, because she made more money in the time I spent writing this than I'll make in the next 10 years (or longer!).

Oh, but she's totally destroyed country music. It's ridiculously awful. They say she's a great lyricist, but frankly I've seen better stuff out of 3rd graders.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 08, 2013 11:48 AM (ULkyQ)

448 440 Watching the Jets year end presser and the owner just said they fell " A Little Short" this year? A little short?


.....


Has anyone asked about the tattoo yet?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 11:48 AM (piMMO)

449 That's because it doesn't exist. What a snipe hunt.
It's like searching for the Arabic word for "deodorant." Good luck with
that shit, amirite?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 08, 2013 11:44 AM (+DMSZ)


The original urban legend

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 11:48 AM (NWn8w)

450 Palestinian leaders, who court international sympathy by portraying their people as displaced victims of Israel, are refusing to help tens of thousands of their brethren who have been routed from homes and refugee camps in neighboring Syria.
Leaders of both Hamas and the Palestinian Authority have rebuffed the United Nations Relief and Works Agency's requests for help stemming the mushrooming humanitarian crisis brought on by Syria's bloody civil war. Their refusal to help leaves some 150,000 Syrian Palestinians homeless and facing freezing temperatures, missiles, bombs and food shortages.


Animals. palestinians have never been anything put pawns

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 11:48 AM (9Bj8R)

451 The first order of business: Didem. Halal or haram?

When the hell did we start speaking in tongues around here?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 11:49 AM (zF6Iw)

452 reason.com - Polish Investigators Looking into Use of Holocaust Ash Being Used In Art

Oh, if it's art, I'm sure that's fine.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2013 11:49 AM (FcR7P)

453 Has anyone asked about the tattoo yet?!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 11:48 AM (piMMO)


Yeah.
He loves his wife yada yada yada. And he may have to change that number

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 11:49 AM (9Bj8R)

454 The original urban legend
Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 11:48 AM (NWn8w)

Oh Shit, what did I start?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:49 AM (l86i3)

455
Oh, but she's totally destroyed country music. It's ridiculously awful. They say she's a great lyricist, but frankly I've seen better stuff out of 3rd graders.

.....

I really like 'Mean' and the song about the little boy with cancer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 11:50 AM (piMMO)

456 When the hell did we start speaking in tongues around here?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 11:49 AM (zF6Iw)


Apparently about the same time we started believing in leprechauns and werewolves.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 11:50 AM (da5Wo)

457 >>>e can't logically prove that, it's a postulate. But following his
"logic" down you get "by believing in [DB-X] you must there for believe
in all creatures."

Yeah I just re-read that. If I had ever submitted that and called it "logic" I would have gotten two things. An F and laughed at. All the logical links are broken, but the particularly most laughable is the if you believe in angels/demons existence it follows you must also believe in vampires werewolves and the like.

That is pure muddled thinking thought masquerading as logic like a hooker wearing a lab coat.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 08, 2013 11:50 AM (0q2P7)

458 I would think BCochran your dance daughter might get a kick out of learning from Didem.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:50 AM (AgRBF)

459
If a logic system is inconsistent you can "prove" false statements. If its consistent, you can't


Not at all true. A logic system's "consistency" has nothing to do with it's accuracy. Something can be internally consistent and still wrong.

It all comes down to the predicates (or premises, depending on your nomenclature).

For instance:
P1) All dogs have 4 legs.
P2) Lucky is a dog.
C) Lucky has 4 legs.

That holds up with perfect internal consistency. It's still wrong once you find out that Lucky is a blind and deaf three-legged beagle.

Logic is simply a tool. Whether or not its used correctly is based entirely on the person using it and the situation in which it is used.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:50 AM (5DR1j)

460 440 Watching the Jets year end presser and the owner just said they fell " A Little Short" this year? A little short?

---

That's like saying Goodell and the owners "made a few missteps this year" in the officials strike and the Saints "bountygate" bullshit.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 11:51 AM (e0xKF)

461 speaking of clits I always laughed at the Lucianne.com site which would not allow any salty languagewhatsoever but had a long time poster whose nick was Little Man In The Boat. Made me chuckle everytime.

Posted by: polynikes at January 08, 2013 11:51 AM (m2CN7)

462 When the hell did we start speaking in tongues around here?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 11:49 AM (zF6Iw)

---

I find it useful when using my tongue for certain applications.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 11:51 AM (e0xKF)

463 Animals. palestinians have never been anything put pawns animals

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 08, 2013 11:51 AM (1SE1j)

464 Well Politico has let Ted Cruz know that he's been effective so far. But sadly, he's not eligible for the Presidency.

Posted by: Caustic at January 08, 2013 11:52 AM (/b8+5)

465 That is pure muddled thinking thought masquerading as logic like a hooker wearing a lab coat.

Frankenhooker!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2013 11:53 AM (zF6Iw)

466 When the hell did we start speaking in tongues around here?

Since Anna started linking those vids like clockwork!

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:53 AM (GQ8sn)

467 Well Politico has let Ted Cruz know that he's been effective so far. But sadly, he's not eligible for the Presidency.
Posted by: Caustic at January 08, 2013 11:52 AM (/b8+5)

No, but he would make a damn fine third party chair.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:53 AM (l86i3)

468 Animals. palestinians have never been anything put pawns prawns

How I originally read it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:53 AM (5DR1j)

469 CNN was pretty-much wall-to-wall St. Gabby of Tuscon this morning while I was at the gym (and trust me, the only time I ever even look at CNN is when I'm forced to - airport, doctor's office, gym, etc. and cannot change the channel).

Absolute. Moral. Authority.

Oh, and T Swift? Basically been re-writing the same 2-songs ("I Just Got Dumped" and "I Just Got An Awesome New BF") for 7-years and it's starting to get tired even with her "core" audience. Case in point, my 17-year old HS senior daughter who's been listening to T Swift since she got her start couldn't wait to get the new CD, got it at Christmas and is already bored and barely listens to it.

Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2013 11:53 AM (A5uiv)

470 Well, interesting. Hey NDH! You see where Mark Brunell is now going to be coaching some High School football here in the area?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 11:53 AM (da5Wo)

471 Oh, but she's totally destroyed country music. It's ridiculously awful. They say she's a great lyricist, but frankly I've seen better stuff out of 3rd graders.

Country music died when Nashville went Hollywood.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 11:54 AM (GFM2b)

472 I really like 'Mean' and the song about the little boy with cancer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 11:50 AM (piMMO)

Yeah, sorry, NDH but Mean is the most ridiculously self-absorbed thing I've heard in a long time. "You were mean to me, but it's OK, because I'm fucking rich baby and you're a poor loser."
It ranks up there with her new song that they keep playing right before the movie previews at my theater (my wife mocks it because it's basically just a repetition of the words "never" and "ever")

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 08, 2013 11:54 AM (ULkyQ)

473 President of the National Assocation of Police Officers and Boston Police Officer Thomas Nee is a member of Vice President Joe Biden's gun control task force, which was created by President Obama in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting. Nee's son, Joseph Nee, was convicted in 2008 for planning to commit mass murder of students and teachers at Marshfield High School in Massachusetts, similar to that of Columbine in 1999. After spending nine months in prison, Nee's conviction was upheld by the Supreme Judicial Court.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 08, 2013 11:54 AM (e8kgV)

474 In case you missed it, this is the tattoo:

http://tinyurl.com/a6z39jz

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 11:54 AM (piMMO)

475 Animals. palestinians have never been anything put pawns prawns

How I originally read it.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 08, 2013 11:53 AM (5DR1j)

Fookin' prawns!
I watched that this past Sunday night. I thought it was pretty damn good.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 11:55 AM (GQ8sn)

476
Backwards Boy the question then is - who is she mastering at Alabama?

Heh, we both know the answer to that one. Of course I'd drink her bathwater, but at my age, all she'd have to do is talk in that sugary-sweet Southern lilt for about two minutes before I'd have to excuse myself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 08, 2013 11:55 AM (yiIja)

477 Case in point, my 17-year old HS senior daughter who's been listening to T Swift since she got her start couldn't wait to get the new CD, got it at Christmas and is already bored and barely listens to it.
Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2013 11:53 AM (A5uiv)


Yeah, But my girls, 8 and 13 and a half dozen of their friends, bounce around their playroom dancing to it like they're on meth.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:55 AM (l86i3)

478 470 Well, interesting. Hey NDH! You see where Mark Brunell is now going to be coaching some High School football here in the area?

......

Missed that. Private or public?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 11:56 AM (piMMO)

479 >>>P1) All dogs have 4 legs.
P2) Lucky is a dog.
C) Lucky has 4 legs.

Well even in this example. Do you define a dog as having four legs. What about sparky, at least previously a dog, who lost a leg in a bear trap. Is he still a dog? Or was his dog status removed when he lost leg?

Negation is a powerful tool in logic. For a law to exist it must always be true. A single case where it is not, disproves the entire subset for logical use.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 08, 2013 11:56 AM (0q2P7)

480 Country music died when Nashville went Hollywood.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 11:54 AM


And got even sillier when they started painting les paul guitars with flame jobs and nascar graphics.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2013 11:56 AM (FMbng)

481 Country music died when Nashville went Hollywood.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 11:54 AM (GFM2b)


Well, we still have George Stait and Hank Jr.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:57 AM (l86i3)

482 Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2013 11:53 AM (A5uiv)

I change the channel. No one ever objects. The girls in the doctor's offices breathe a sigh of relief.

Posted by: Caustic at January 08, 2013 11:57 AM (/b8+5)

483 Logic like a loaded weapon or a cell-phone camera is a dangerous thing to leave in the hands of a liberal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2013 11:57 AM (AgRBF)

484 Missed that. Private or public?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 11:56 AM (piMMO)


Episcopal hired him last week. I was out of town, so I just heard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 08, 2013 11:57 AM (da5Wo)

485 And got even sillier when they started painting les paul guitars with flame jobs and nascar graphics.
Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2013 11:56 AM (FMbng)

Hey now, Marty Robbins drove NASCAR. Those are peas in a pod.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:58 AM (l86i3)

486 I change the channel.

Honestly, that never occurs to me - I guess it's the latent Catholic "sit there and shut up" that I'm trying to get rid of in other aspects of my life. I'll give it a shot at the doctor/dentist. Won't work at the airport or gym, though.

Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2013 11:59 AM (A5uiv)

487 Newd.

Posted by: EC at January 08, 2013 12:00 PM (GQ8sn)

488
Well even in this example. Do you define a dog as having four legs. What about sparky, at least previously a dog, who lost a leg in a bear trap. Is he still a dog? Or was his dog status removed when he lost leg?
Negation is a powerful tool in logic. For a law to exist it must always be true. A single case where it is not, disproves the entire subset for logical use.


Actually, isn't that kind of a controversial point in logic? It certainly used to be, back in the Middle Ages,when they were arguing about what made a sheep a sheep - was a sheep only the sum of its attributes or whether "sheepness" was something that existed independent of attributes .

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 08, 2013 12:00 PM (LsDQe)

489 Episcopal hired him last week. I was out of town, so I just heard.



.....


With tuition of something like $16k per year, I guess they can afford him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 12:00 PM (piMMO)

490 Glad to see other posters who do not care for Taylor's Tripe. She not only rewrites the same lyrics ad nauseum, it's the same damn music over and over. I turn the channel when her breathy little girl singing comes over the airwaves. But, you have to hand it to her, just like Beiber, she has translated tiny talents into mega multi-millions. Both phenoms are a complete mystery to me.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at January 08, 2013 12:01 PM (8pEUM)

491 New Lizzy Warren thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2013 12:01 PM (piMMO)

492 Hey now, Marty Robbins drove NASCAR. Those are peas in a pod.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 08, 2013 11:58 AM (l86i3)


Yeah, I know, but man, put that shit on a strat. lol

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2013 12:01 PM (FMbng)

493 Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2013 11:59 AM (A5uiv)

People are sick of watching CNN and when they are truly sick, waiting to see the doc, they don't want to watch. I click the channels until people respond and leave it there. It's usually the DIY channels that everyone wants and then people seem to relax.

Posted by: Caustic at January 08, 2013 12:02 PM (/b8+5)

494 taylor swift sure seems to like that young meat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2013 12:02 PM (9Bj8R)

495

489 Episcopal hired him last week. I was out of town, so I just heard.



.....


With tuition of something like $16k per year, I guess they can afford him.

---

Last I heard, Brunell was broke after a few bad investments.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's had to hock his Super Bowl ring that he got with the Saints.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 12:03 PM (e0xKF)

496 Well, we still have George Stait and Hank Jr.


Keep 'em. I'll take George Jones and Hank Sr.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2013 12:04 PM (GFM2b)

497 >>>It certainly used to be

It was and to a certain extent is. Today we have easier ways to deal. In the case of sheep. If both of your parents are sheep (literal) then it follows that you too are a sheep. Which covers just about any abnormal configuration that might come your way, a hairless sheep, a legless sheep, whatever. What gave the sheep its sheepness was the parentage. Non living things and ideas are harder to classify conclusively. And the problem of classification is still very much alive in philosophy.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 08, 2013 12:05 PM (0q2P7)

498 That's like saying Goodell and the owners "made a
few missteps this year" in the officials strike and the Saints
"bountygate" bullshit.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 08, 2013 11:51 AM (e0xKF)


This was really a banner year for King Roger, no? The Goodell Football League didn't seem to have a pang of guilt about charging the full freight for games with replacement refs; it's like every fucking thing was just ducky. If we had a press that does its job, some smartass would ask that fat turd after he gives his "State of the GFL" pontification how Tagliabue's ass tastes.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 08, 2013 12:15 PM (NWn8w)

499 That would be expected from fat man christie

Posted by: Alexx at January 08, 2013 12:31 PM (uFY4s)

500 There was no entertaining part of that game, because its football

Posted by: Pyro Alexx at January 08, 2013 12:31 PM (uFY4s)

501 On Health Insurance: this is my surprised look -_-

Posted by: Pyro Alexx at January 08, 2013 12:32 PM (uFY4s)

502 Commies control the public schools, what do you expect

Posted by: Pyro Alexx at January 08, 2013 12:32 PM (uFY4s)

503 To be fair to the conspiracy professor, he doesn't say that Sandy Hook "never happened". He says that it probably didn't happen "as reported".

I have little patience for truther-types, but there are some unanswered questions surrounding this event. I've even seen some of the morons around here ask them.

Asking questions is fine. Continuing to ask the same questions after they have been plausibly answered is not. Let's see some answers before we declare the asker a loon.

"Shut up, that's why" doesn't count.


Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at January 08, 2013 12:36 PM (YmPwQ)

504 The Gabby mouthpiece is saying "we don´t want to take your guns, we just want some sensible laws." People must wake up!--Call/write your Congresscritters. This is how they intend to do it. A bite at a time that seems reasonable and with which our Senators and Congrespersons will think they must compromise. Am I an alarmist? On Megan Kelly, Chris Stirewalt is saying with Biden on the case they mean business (paraphrasing here).

Posted by: AnnaS at January 08, 2013 01:16 PM (zfJo7)

505 Regarding the India/Pakistan conflict--anyone else bought Indian flags and quantities of popcorn, or just me? I realize there is the potential for 'innocent' Pakistanis (having never met an innocent one, I'm not willing to say they all should glow in the dark), but I just can't muster the humanity to say Islamabad reduced to ruins is a bad thing.

Posted by: Xenophon at January 08, 2013 01:57 PM (JNMaY)






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