"The State is My Shephard, I Shall Not Want"
Funny/true.
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Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 02:55 PM (53z96)
Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 02:55 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 02:55 PM (53z96)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - sees the gods of the copybook headings on the horizon at January 04, 2013 02:56 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2013 02:56 PM (f9c2L)
Don't think I can stand to listen. The vid title tells me all I need to know. Idiots
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 04, 2013 02:56 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (53z96)
Posted by: CUS at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (84pE9)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 04, 2013 02:56 PM (4Mv1T)
Its not what you think.
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (53z96)
Posted by: John Stark Dark at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (0JB89)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 04, 2013 02:58 PM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 02:58 PM (53z96)
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 04, 2013 02:58 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: libertarian drool at January 04, 2013 02:59 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 04, 2013 02:59 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Steff McKee at January 04, 2013 02:59 PM (ecSgd)
"Though I may have sex with a hundred men (one at a time, of course) I shall not fear the punishment of a child. For I have state supplied birth control."
Posted by: CUS at January 04, 2013 02:59 PM (84pE9)
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (Iyg03)
The leftards would make it go viral, and want to dress like her.
Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (LpQbZ)
Thanks Vic. The Wayfarersshould have beena dead giveway. Only dirty capitalists can afford those.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 04, 2013 02:59 PM (gCa4h)
A leftard will preach it as gospel, with no sense of irony or shame.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (4df7R)
Or the 'Obama money' hand out line...or Obamaphone...
Anyone with an ounce of dignity would be ashamed of having their name attached to this messianic cult shit, which just goes to show something.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (M8skJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (UOM48)
This was making the rounds as a viral email. I'll try to find it for those not wishing to watch.
Posted by: RushBabe at January 04, 2013 03:01 PM (tQHzJ)
Posted by: Barackapoleon at January 04, 2013 03:01 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (UOM4
Which one?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 03:01 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jacke at January 04, 2013 03:02 PM (5Cwv4)
Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at January 04, 2013 03:02 PM (QKKT0)
The AoSHQ Style Guide clearly states that it is to be written as "Obamapho'."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 03:03 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (4Mv1T)
Nah, most of the non minority ones are self loathing trust fund babies.
Posted by: Jollyroger at January 04, 2013 03:03 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:03 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2013 03:03 PM (dBYCN)
Posted by: oLaf!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:03 PM (/YJYi)
Sorry, I know that is supposed to be funny but I find it sickening.
The good shepherd Psalm is such a treasure to me.
Would it be out of place to add....
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection
against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly
pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of
God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout
the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen.
Posted by: keithp at January 04, 2013 03:04 PM (kduZC)
Sorry, wasn't sure if Althouse was watching.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:04 PM (M8skJ)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 04, 2013 03:04 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:04 PM (cgXOM)
Posted by: Cricket at January 04, 2013 03:05 PM (DrC22)
As long as they are willing to wipe their asses with plastic bags.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:05 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: © Sponge at January 04, 2013 03:05 PM (UK9cE)
Plastic bags are bad, man, they kill loggerhead turtles. Three shells or GTFO.
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:07 PM (cgXOM)
Posted by: Barack the Sun King at January 04, 2013 03:07 PM (QKKT0)
Literally!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: King Baracka Choom at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (UOM48)
Plastic bags are bad, man, they kill loggerhead turtles. Three shells or GTFO.
*John Sporkatus you have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.*
Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (M8skJ)
Posted by: Y-not's collies at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (5H6zj)
"Flu" being a euphemism for "Bo(eh)ner".
Posted by: steveegg at January 04, 2013 03:09 PM (o44nj)
Posted by: VerucaFluke at January 04, 2013 03:09 PM (7ObY1)
FRACK!!
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:09 PM (cgXOM)
Posted by: john b at January 04, 2013 03:10 PM (b6of5)
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 03:10 PM (53z96)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2013 03:10 PM (O/fK8)
Posted by: BignJames at January 04, 2013 03:10 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:11 PM (cgXOM)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2013 03:12 PM (81UWZ)
Literally!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (sbV1u)
He's clean, he's articulate, he's full of merde...
Posted by: Cricket at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: King Baracka Choom at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (UOM48)
Looks like a job for me!
Posted by: AutoPen at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2013 03:14 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (UOM4
Hillary used to iron my socks for me, IYKWIM
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 04, 2013 03:14 PM (DrC22)
Comin' for to pay for my home.
Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.
I looked over Detroit, and what did I see?
A hippy handin' out some free phones.
That hippy laid his eyes on me
And come and give to me a free phone.
Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.
Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.
Sometimes I'm high, sometimes I'm bent
(Someone's gotta pay for my home)
But my welfare check's already spent
(Someone's gotta pay for my home)
Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.
Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.
And Preezy, don't forget 'bout me.
(Someone's gotta pay for my home)
I can't buy crack with EBT.
(Someone's gotta pay for my home)
Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.
Swing low, sweet government
When you gonna pay for my home?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 03:15 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:15 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2013 03:16 PM (S/WR4)
Posted by: Microsoft at January 04, 2013 03:17 PM (eHIJJ)
Three shells or GTFO.
Or, if you're from Alabama, a red corncob, then the white corncob to see if you need another red one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 03:17 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: your friend, piers at January 04, 2013 03:18 PM (/b8+5)
She's legally considered a dwarf, right?
And fuck dolphins, they're rape-assassins of the sea.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:18 PM (M8skJ)
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:18 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 03:17 PM (yiIja)
That's just... wrong.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 03:19 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:19 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:20 PM (fWAjv)
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LOL
Don't get me started on fucking polar bears.
Posted by: gigg423 at January 04, 2013 03:20 PM (41VCE)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2013 03:16 PM (S/WR4)
Fine, fine....
http://tinyurl.com/a4guanm
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:20 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 04, 2013 03:20 PM (RuUvx)
Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (SO2Q8)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (X/+QT)
http://tinyurl.com/a4guanm
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:20 PM (IvVLN)
Isn't she the one that was arrested in Japan for swimming naked to save dolphins or something?
If a mind is a terrible thing to waste, why give it to a liberal?
Posted by: © Sponge at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 03:22 PM (yiIja)
Have they figured out that they should add the illegal gun owners in the state to the bill too?
Posted by: lunatics at January 04, 2013 03:22 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: the polar bear at January 04, 2013 03:22 PM (evdj2)
Hehe, that author she highlights at the end has another book:
Raising Righteous and Rowdy Girls
by Doug Giles
Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (LpQbZ)
Plural? You usually don't get past the first one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (QKKT0)
I thought this was a nice place, I don't want to hear about how you f**ck your polar bears, keep that to yourself.
Posted by: lunatics at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (5DR1j)
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I want the names and addresses of girls who got abortions. I don't want to live around any baby-killers.
Posted by: CUS at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (84pE9)
Posted by: Adam at January 04, 2013 03:24 PM (/YJYi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:24 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 04, 2013 03:25 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (KDq5l)
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You need to look harder.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:25 PM (X70gw)
Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (GQ8sn)
I see that now.
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:25 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:26 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2013 03:26 PM (KDq5l)
At the risk of sounding like Bob Crane talking about MASH, we did this joke a long time ago in the AoS comments.
Posted by: soothsayer at January 04, 2013 03:26 PM (vanqS)
"What say we schtupp? For Flipper."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2013 03:27 PM (QKKT0)
Word.
Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (QKKT0)
Boy do I have some places to show you!
Posted by: Enumclaw Real Estate at January 04, 2013 03:27 PM (fWAjv)
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Who are we crappin'. Once we started, no polar bear even would wake up.
Posted by: CUS at January 04, 2013 03:27 PM (84pE9)
Posted by: viagra at January 04, 2013 03:27 PM (/b8+5)
"What say we schtupp? For Flipper."
There's a crude tuna joke buried in here somewhere, I know it.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:27 PM (M8skJ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:28 PM (5DR1j)
A hippy handin' out some free phones.
That hippy laid his eyes on me
And come and give to me a free phone.
Cut. Jibe. Newsletter. Christmas Carol.
Priceless.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:28 PM (GFM2b)
Ah, so many connections:
Doug Giles, pastor, author, artist, talk show host and popular columnist on the nation's largest conservative news portal, TownHall.com is, obviously, not your typical mild mannered minister when it comes to the speaking out on issues impacting our nation's traditional values.
and
The culture war is heating up and Doug Giles, pastor of ClashChurch of Miami, Florida has jumped in, gloves off and tongue wagging at the cultural coarsening people and policies he believes are screwing up the church, family and state.
from desc of A Time to Clash: Papers from a Provocative Pastor
hence, the ClashDaily.com link.
I wonder if she is his daughter, or a disciple.
Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:28 PM (LpQbZ)
She hasn't been around enough insane lefties to really get inside their skin and crawl around.
They are so fuckin earnest!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Buzz Miller The Shit at January 04, 2013 03:28 PM (raGXo)
-The book of Steve: Verse 69-13-13 Mockingbirdlane
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 03:29 PM (obHYs)
She just had to jump in the water to be closer to them. The family had run out of donuts or whatever, and the dolphin clamped down on one of the woman's armed with its sharp teeth and dragged her under water for a bit.
She came away with a badly cut arm.
Dolphins are intelligent and beautiful, but they can fuck you up if they choose to.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:30 PM (UOM48)
That may be in contention for Worst Pick Up Line Ever.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:28 PM (5DR1j)
Which means it'd prob work on her.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:30 PM (IvVLN)
Silly. If they had, said liberal wouldn't be a liberal.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:30 PM (GFM2b)
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He causes me to lie down in green pastures; He leads me beside still waters.
He restores my soul; He leads me in paths of righteousness for His name's sake.
Even when I walk in the valley of darkness, I will fear no evil for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff-they comfort me.
You set a table before me in the presence of my adversaries; You anointed my head with oil; my cup overflows.
May only goodness and kindness pursue me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for length of days.
good words for these times and those to come
Posted by: Thunderb at January 04, 2013 03:30 PM (Dnbau)
Wait... if a hipster dies they are a truly underground, it all makes sense now.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 03:31 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:31 PM (UOM48)
Plural? You usually don't get past the first one.
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All of you suck.....
My keyboard is covered in diet coke.
Also I am not Dick Cheney, so obviously I did not properly form that sentence. Dick Cheney does in fact regularly fuck polar bearS. Only once though, not one has yet survived.
Posted by: gigg423 at January 04, 2013 03:31 PM (41VCE)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 04, 2013 03:32 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2013 03:32 PM (HjPtV)
That may be in contention for Worst Pick Up Line Ever.
If it works, it's not the worst. Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:33 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2013 03:33 PM (S/WR4)
Posted by: polynikes at January 04, 2013 03:33 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Cop in Super Troopers at January 04, 2013 03:34 PM (cgXOM)
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OT but . . . .
Speaking of dwarfs (or, perhaps, dwarves) I recently watchd what I thought was a pretty good movie, In Bruges, about a couple of Irish hitmen who, after a botched job, go to Bruges, Belgium to cool off and await further orders from their alternatively moral-ed gangster boss. They meet a number of unusual characters including a racist dwarf who looks forward to the day when white dwarfs (or dwarves) fight black dwarfs (or dwarves) in a race war Armageddon. Beware, this is a very, very dark comedy or perhaps dramedy.
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 04, 2013 03:34 PM (XUKZU)
It was also made into a pretty solid heavy metal song thanks to Megadeth, oddly enough.
http://tinyurl.com/b2znocp
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 03:34 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: Wrex at January 04, 2013 03:35 PM (YZizW)
Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:35 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: polynikes at January 04, 2013 03:35 PM (m2CN7)
I can't get it to work, but let me guess...."Yea though I walk through the valley of debt"
Am I right or am I right or am I right?
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (VhqUZ)
I ask myself often "how does a progressive liberal become so psychologically screwed up". Virus, bacterial or fungal infection at an early age? Abuse? Same sex parents. I have come to believe that the only way someone would enter adulthood with total dependency and loyalty to big government would be if the child continues to be breast fed into their late teens!
Posted by: Oldkid56 at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (QWxZ6)
-The book of Steve: Verse 69-13-13 Mockingbirdlane
And thou shall have no Job, no Job with hope.
-The book of Steve: Verse 70
DYSWIDT?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (GFM2b)
I'll try to find the picture online.
Posted by: viagra at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 04, 2013 03:32 PM (l86i3)
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She probably has a sensitive, compassionate hippie boyfriend to do the laundry. It's how those hippie bitches roll.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (X70gw)
Posted by: Angry Chinese Buffet owner at January 04, 2013 03:37 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: Cop in Super Troopers at January 04, 2013 03:34 PM (cgXOM)
Shit. I got Leeteracola on my monitor.
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:37 PM (fWAjv)
ahahaha
over at gateway pundit:
It’s an Obama world…
Only an Obama official could come up with an economic statement as asinine as this.
Thanks to extending unemployment benefits “millions of jobs were saved.”
Via Zero Hedge:
Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:37 PM (LpQbZ)
It's a little-known secret that the KKK was actually started by Democrat dwarfs (or dwarves)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 04, 2013 03:38 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2013 03:38 PM (VhqUZ)
understood the appeal of a garment that could kill you if it catches on
an escalator.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 03:31 PM (obHYs)
Word.
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at January 04, 2013 03:38 PM (TIIx5)
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Once you've tried polar bear, you'll never go back.
Polar bear: the other white meat.
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 04, 2013 03:38 PM (XUKZU)
Someone sent around a picture of Rosa delauro, on the capitol steps no
less, getting ready for the pics for the democratic woman calendar,
apparently she's dressed in "beggar chic"?
I'll try to find the picture online.
Posted by: viagra at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (/b8+5)
irony.
Posted by: wiserbud at January 04, 2013 03:39 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (cgXOM)
Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (HjPtV)
.
And, as you'd expect, Mom and Dad are foster parents who are drug dealers who leave the young kids to run feral and force the older ones to turn tricks.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (YZizW)
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You and me, baby, we're just mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel.
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (XUKZU)
There you go again, infringing on her liberties with your bourgeois values.
Posted by: Rick C at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (A9FNw)
Posted by: Shepard at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (v6YdM)
understood the appeal of a garment that could kill you if it catches on
an escalator.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2013 03:41 PM (VhqUZ)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 04, 2013 03:41 PM (ZgBZU)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: jackassie at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (dC04t)
You ain't kidding, sister!
Posted by: Porpoise game ball at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (obHYs)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (VhqUZ)
Isn't that true of everyone, though?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (5DR1j)
That's what happens anyway and it's less embarrassing if they aren't present.
Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (l86i3)
http://i.___ur.com/JAgd0.jpg
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (5DR1j)
Works with me.....
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Commander Shepard at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (cgXOM)
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (KCvsd)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (Dnbau)
*sticks tongue out*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (UOM4
Oh, Nevermind, I am.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Commander Shepard at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (cgXOM)
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (XUKZU)
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Hey, baby. Wanna meet Flipper? He wants to shake your hand.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (X70gw)
understood the appeal of a garment that could kill you if it catches on
an escalator.
"
Well, let me tell you a little story ...
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at January 04, 2013 03:45 PM (HjPtV)
Give her enough red bull and Jagger and she will fuck your brains out.
Isn't that true of everyone, though?
*hic... what about it, baby? *hic.. you want shome of thish? *hic.. sherioushly, I'm buzzing like a friggen bumblee....
*hic
Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 04, 2013 03:45 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2013 03:45 PM (S/WR4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Knights who say Ni! at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (GBXon)
http://tinyurl.com/afodebs
Posted by: Tami at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (XUKZU)
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Hey, baby. Wanna meet Flipper? He wants to shake your hand.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (X70gw)
That's not a hand.
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (cgXOM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (UOM48)
Otherwise you dehydrate.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (5DR1j)
Someone sent around a picture of Rosa delauro, on the capitol steps no less, getting ready for the pics for the democratic woman calendar, apparently she's dressed in "beggar chic"?
I'll try to find the picture online.
gatewaypundit had a nice shot
http://tinyurl.com/ayp6c7m
Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Gay Commander Shepard at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (M8skJ)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/118986587/2012-P2-Cable-News-Ranker
21st place, baby!
CNN is a millstone around its own neck.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2013 03:47 PM (xSegX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:47 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: polynikes at January 04, 2013 03:47 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 04, 2013 03:47 PM (Dnbau)
.
"I've had enough of your snide insinuations!"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 04, 2013 03:47 PM (YZizW)
Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (GQ8sn)
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I. Am. Not. Gonna. Click.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:48 PM (X70gw)
Posted by: viagra at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (/b8+5)
irony.
It's over at HuffPo
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:49 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: maddogg at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (OlN4e)
younger sister, Regis.....who has her own
website. Girls Just Wanna have Guns:
http://tinyurl.com/afodebs
.
Posted by: Tami at January 04, 2013
03:46 PM (X6akg)
.
I think I just had a crisis.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (YZizW)
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:48 PM (X70gw)
Heh...nothing you haven't seen here before. It's all good!
Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (fWAjv)
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There's some fine meat on those bones. Yessiree.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (X70gw)
Posted by: Vizzini at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: Brian Fellows at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (O/fK8)
Otherwise you dehydrate.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (5DR1j)
I'm drinking, reading a book and commenting. It takes some work.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:52 PM (IvVLN)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 04, 2013 03:52 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 04, 2013 03:52 PM (P47hr)
Posted by: occam at January 04, 2013 03:52 PM (+Jqqc)
Geebus, that's a female?
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (O/fK
No. That's a lib.
Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (LpQbZ)
Where did you buy a plastic book?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (5DR1j)
Or Weasel zippers for those that don't want to go to hufpo.
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/01/04/pic-of-the-day-139/#disqus_thread
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (81UWZ)
http://tinyurl.com/ayp6c7m
Geebus, that's a female?
Helen Thomas has some hot competition. Is that a trannie?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)
Enough practice with that, you can replace Senor Wences.
"A'right?"
"S'alright!"
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:54 PM (cgXOM)
When is someone going to tell these old broads that they cannot continue to wear their clothes from high school into their seventies. Someone should bring a bill to force the dem women to have giant mirrors in their offices.
Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 03:54 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:55 PM (5DR1j)
Someone sent around a picture of Rosa delauro, on the capitol
steps no less, getting ready for the pics for the democratic woman
calendar, apparently she's dressed in "beggar chic"?
I'll try to find the picture online.
gatewaypundit had a nice shot
http://tinyurl.com/ayp6c7m
That's Ward "Chief Shitting Bull" Churchill in drag... God Damnnit, who's got the Brain Bleach?
Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 04, 2013 03:55 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2013 03:55 PM (KDq5l)
Where did you buy a plastic book?
Toys-R-Us?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:55 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2013 03:55 PM (O/fK8)
Go BAMA
ROLL TIDE!
http://tinyurl.com/bgxe5gl
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)
NSFW and not nice!
Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:56 PM (GQ8sn)
Go BAMA
ROLL TIDE!
http://tinyurl.com/bgxe5gl
I know you did that just for me and Toby.
Ahh, my cousins...(you do know that everybody in Alabama is related to each other, don't you?)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 03:56 PM (yiIja)
Lincolnton Furniture Company closed abruptly Thursday just one year after it was hailed by President Barack Obama as an example of the recovering U.S. economy.
Posted by: Whatev at January 04, 2013 03:56 PM (lreFA)
after it was hailed by President Barack Obama as an example of the
recovering U.S. economy.
Has there been any company that is thriving after a visit from TFG?
Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (GQ8sn)
http://tinyurl.com/cr4b8r
Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (/b8+5)
Lincolnton Furniture Company closed abruptly Thursday just one year after it was hailed by President Barack Obama as an example of the recovering U.S. economy.
They must have made him a dull, flavorless Manhattan
Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (M8skJ)
sorry about forgetting the NSFW. I forget that sometimes. Can basically watch porn at work and it's ok.
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (jvd3N)
Posted by: gigg423 at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (41VCE)
Posted by: AutoPen at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (ZKzrr)
I guarantee you that pachyderm would give you a ride you'd never forget.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 04, 2013 03:59 PM (evdj2)
216Kiss of death strikes again.
Lincolnton Furniture Company closed abruptly Thursday just one year after it was hailed by President Barack Obama as an example of the recovering U.S. economy.
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He doesn't care...he's King now.
Posted by: wheatie at January 04, 2013 03:59 PM (dC04t)
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)
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One of the belly dancers in Alextopia.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:59 PM (X70gw)
Posted by: Bawney Frank's sex slave at January 04, 2013 04:00 PM (VhqUZ)
Posted by: Whatev at January 04, 2013 04:00 PM (lreFA)
Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at January 04, 2013 04:00 PM (mFRWP)
Proof he's never touched Michelle.
Posted by: Vizzini at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (O7Q1u)
4,802,740 per 2011 Census.
7 last names.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (GFM2b)
Cordially...
Posted by: Rick at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (/WBey)
from wikipedia
Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: gigg423 at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (41VCE)
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I finally clicked it after the sincere assurances from the horde.
RWC on the other hand..........
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (X70gw)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 04, 2013 04:02 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 04, 2013 04:02 PM (evdj2)
Go BAMA ROLL TIDE! http://tinyurl.com/bgxe5gl
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)
**
I'm not touchin that one. The new guy, Sporkatus...he'll it it. Initiation fee.
Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2013 04:02 PM (jvd3N)
I'm not touchin that one. The new guy, Sporkatus...he'll it it. Initiation fee.
I guess that depends on what "it" means.
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2013 04:04 PM (VhqUZ)
So that's why he's been dickless since 12.
Posted by: wth at January 04, 2013 04:04 PM (wAQA5)
"DeLauro worked as an administrative assistant and chief of staff for
Senator Chris Dodd and executive director of EMILY's List before
entering the House."
from wikipedia
Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (/b8+5)
On other words "hasn't done an honest day's work in her life".
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at January 04, 2013 04:05 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Whatev at January 04, 2013 04:00 PM (lreFA)
Too bad 'The Ring' already has that storyline covered.
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 04:05 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2013 04:06 PM (TIIx5)
237 226
Go BAMA ROLL TIDE!
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)
**
I'm not touchin that one. The new guy, Sporkatus...he'll it it. Initiation fee.
Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2013 04:02 PM (jvd3N)
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Well I've heard of mammoth tits and elephantiasis, but this is ridiculous.
Posted by: Sporkatus Marx at January 04, 2013 04:07 PM (cgXOM)
I guarantee you that pachyderm would give you a ride you'd never forget.
Heh. Would you still have to feed it peanuts?
BTW, that's the exact pattern I have on my 'Bama Snuggie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 04:08 PM (yiIja)
I think tonight's game will be one of the best of the bowl season.
I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the Gators.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 04:11 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at January 04, 2013 04:05 PM (TIIx5)
How much you wanna bet she got her mortgage from Angelo?
Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 04:11 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 04:11 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Whatev at January 04, 2013 04:00 PM (lreFA)
He ought to get his hands on his presidency
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2013 04:13 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 04:11 PM (yiIja)
Likely a similar thing that the dirtbag loser shithole USC went through. The game just wasn't important enough to care about.
Posted by: © Sponge at January 04, 2013 04:22 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 04:24 PM (/b8+5)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 04, 2013 04:32 PM (P3dtw)
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at January 04, 2013 04:57 PM (uGiHE)
Posted by: grease monkey at January 04, 2013 05:26 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Sporkatus Marx at January 04, 2013 04:07 PM (cgXOM)
*****
Tusk, tusk.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 04, 2013 05:28 PM (1OZSU)
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