"The State is My Shephard, I Shall Not Want"

Funny/true.

Posted by: Ace at 02:54 PM



Comments

1 "an error occurred"

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 02:55 PM (53z96)

2 Is that Mandy Nagy?

Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 02:55 PM (GQ8sn)

3 OK going now

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 02:55 PM (53z96)

4 Ha!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - sees the gods of the copybook headings on the horizon at January 04, 2013 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

5 I think I'm having a flashback!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2013 02:56 PM (f9c2L)

6
Don't think I can stand to listen. The vid title tells me all I need to know. Idiots

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 04, 2013 02:56 PM (4Mv1T)

7 A parody, yes funny.

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (53z96)

8 It is snark. I hope.

Posted by: CUS at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (84pE9)

9 Don't think I can stand to listen. The vid title tells me all I need to know. Idiots

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 04, 2013 02:56 PM (4Mv1T)

Its not what you think.

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (53z96)

10 You must have liberal confused with big government socialist with inane hate for the constitution.

Posted by: John Stark Dark at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (0JB89)

11 It's just... so true. To leftists, the state really is their religion. It's nauseating.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (4df7R)

12 Cute, but I don't think a Leftard would get the joke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2013 02:57 PM (QKKT0)

13 Heh.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 04, 2013 02:58 PM (Iyg03)

14 I take it as a parody of the people like the Obamaphone girl or the gas in my tank idiot.

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 02:58 PM (53z96)

15 This is why we are seeing Obama's War on Religion. Thou shalt have no other gods before him.

Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 04, 2013 02:58 PM (P6QsQ)

16

Hemp oil. heh.

Posted by: libertarian drool at January 04, 2013 02:59 PM (LpQbZ)

17 Cute, but I don't think a Leftard would get the joke.

A leftard won't think it's a joke.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 04, 2013 02:59 PM (gCa4h)

18 "Shepherd" Think Sheep-herd. Sorry to be a pedant.

Posted by: Steff McKee at January 04, 2013 02:59 PM (ecSgd)

19 Maybe should do a version dressed as Fluke.

"Though I may have sex with a hundred men (one at a time, of course) I shall not fear the punishment of a child. For I have state supplied birth control."

Posted by: CUS at January 04, 2013 02:59 PM (84pE9)

20 Much like the Brady Campaign ad yesterday, fake but accurate.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (t06LC)

21 Once I was wearing my "Republican Attack Squad" t-shirt, and a hipster came up and thought I was cool as hell.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (Iyg03)

22 Cute, but I don't think a Leftard would get the joke.

The leftards would make it go viral, and want to dress like her.

Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (LpQbZ)

23
Thanks Vic. The Wayfarersshould have beena dead giveway. Only dirty capitalists can afford those.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (4Mv1T)

24 A leftard won't think it's a joke.
Posted by: wiserbud at January 04, 2013 02:59 PM (gCa4h)


A leftard will preach it as gospel, with no sense of irony or shame.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (4df7R)

25 >>>14 I take it as a parody of the people like the Obamaphone girl or the gas in my tank idiot.

Or the 'Obama money' hand out line...or Obamaphone...

Anyone with an ounce of dignity would be ashamed of having their name attached to this messianic cult shit, which just goes to show something.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (M8skJ)

26 I think she's basing her character on the infamous video of the envirotards weeping over trees.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (UOM48)

27 Smell the patchouli.

This was making the rounds as a viral email. I'll try to find it for those not wishing to watch.

Posted by: RushBabe at January 04, 2013 03:01 PM (tQHzJ)

28 Le Berger, C'est Moi!

Posted by: Barackapoleon at January 04, 2013 03:01 PM (KDq5l)

29 I think she's basing her character on the infamous video of the envirotards weeping over trees.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (UOM4


Which one?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 03:01 PM (4df7R)

30 Blasphemy. Be ashamed.

Posted by: Jacke at January 04, 2013 03:02 PM (5Cwv4)

31 "Shepherd" Think Sheep-herd. Sorry to be a pedant.

Me too, man.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at January 04, 2013 03:02 PM (QKKT0)

32 Or the 'Obama money' hand out line...or Obamaphone...

The AoSHQ Style Guide clearly states that it is to be written as "Obamapho'."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 03:03 PM (4df7R)

33 Thanks Vic. The Wayfarersshould have beena dead giveway. Only dirty capitalists can afford those.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 04, 2013 03:00 PM (4Mv1T)

Nah, most of the non minority ones are self loathing trust fund babies.

Posted by: Jollyroger at January 04, 2013 03:03 PM (t06LC)

34 Here's the Hippies Crying Over Dead Trees video:

http://tinyurl.com/6z5lwq4

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:03 PM (UOM48)

35 Soon they will be blaming the "unexpected" bad financial news on the Flu.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2013 03:03 PM (dBYCN)

36 Don't get it, everything she says is true.

Posted by: oLaf!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:03 PM (/YJYi)

37
Sorry, I know that is supposed to be funny but I find it sickening.
The good shepherd Psalm is such a treasure to me.
Would it be out of place to add....
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection
against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly
pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of
God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout
the world seeking the ruin of souls.


Amen.

Posted by: keithp at January 04, 2013 03:04 PM (kduZC)

38 >>>The AoSHQ Style Guide clearly states that it is to be written as "Obamapho'."

Sorry, wasn't sure if Althouse was watching.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:04 PM (M8skJ)

39 you know it's a parody because she looks like she took a shower recently.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 04, 2013 03:04 PM (gCa4h)

40 Is it possible we can start converting people to be Republicans ironically?

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:04 PM (cgXOM)

41 That is very beautiful

Posted by: Cricket at January 04, 2013 03:05 PM (DrC22)

42 I think she's basing her character on the infamous video of the envirotards weeping over trees.

As long as they are willing to wipe their asses with plastic bags.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:05 PM (GFM2b)

43 My government regulated 16 oz. cup overflows.......

That shit's funny right there..

Posted by: © Sponge at January 04, 2013 03:05 PM (UK9cE)

44 42: "...wipe their asses with plastic bags"
Plastic bags are bad, man, they kill loggerhead turtles. Three shells or GTFO.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:07 PM (cgXOM)

45 Le Merde, C'est Moi

Posted by: Barack the Sun King at January 04, 2013 03:07 PM (QKKT0)

46 Le Merde, C'est Moi Posted by: Barack the Sun King at January 04, 2013 03:07 PM (QKKT0)

Literally!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (sbV1u)

47 Reggie, fetch me another shave ice.

Posted by: King Baracka Choom at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (UOM48)

48 >>>44 42: "...wipe their asses with plastic bags"
Plastic bags are bad, man, they kill loggerhead turtles. Three shells or GTFO.

*John Sporkatus you have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.*

Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (M8skJ)

49 ShephErd.

Posted by: Y-not's collies at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (5H6zj)

50 >> Soon they will be blaming the "unexpected" bad financial news on the Flu.

"Flu" being a euphemism for "Bo(eh)ner".

Posted by: steveegg at January 04, 2013 03:09 PM (o44nj)

51 I want her to come over this weekend to smoke some hash oil and listen to some Floyd, man.

Posted by: VerucaFluke at January 04, 2013 03:09 PM (7ObY1)

52 "*John Sporkatus you have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.*Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (M8skJ)"
FRACK!!

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:09 PM (cgXOM)

53 This was great. I , too, at first did not want to watch: figured it was REALLY a libtard making the govt is god case. She plays an excellent role ... visually and orally .... and mocks the SHIT out of all the progresives. Awesome.

Posted by: john b at January 04, 2013 03:10 PM (b6of5)

54 The $9.7B aid bill has passed and on its way for the vacationing Barky to shit his stamp on it.

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2013 03:10 PM (53z96)

55 I love the very end where is says 'raising boys feminists will hate.' Zing.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2013 03:10 PM (O/fK8)

56 Here's a trillion dollar coin....call someone that gives a shit.

Posted by: BignJames at January 04, 2013 03:10 PM (HtUkt)

57 BioWare's recent Earth Man Fucks Aliens series, er, Mass Effect would imply that as a proper name it *can* be Shep-hard, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:11 PM (cgXOM)

58 The vid would have been better without the scarf.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2013 03:12 PM (81UWZ)

59 46 Le Merde, C'est Moi Posted by: Barack the Sun King at January 04, 2013 03:07 PM (QKKT0)
Literally!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2013 03:08 PM (sbV1u)

He's clean, he's articulate, he's full of merde...

Posted by: Cricket at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (DrC22)

60 Here's some actual good news. The little Pokeeston (thanks, JEF) girl the Tolleebon (thanks, again JEF) shot in the head has been released from the hospital.

Posted by: King Baracka Choom at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (UOM48)

61 That's funny, the Ewok doesn't look Shephardic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (KDq5l)

62 Dammit, ironic sock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (UOM48)

63 The $9.7B aid bill has passed and on its way for the vacationing Barky to shit his stamp on it.

Looks like a job for me!

Posted by: AutoPen at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (ZKzrr)

64 Hayden Panty-airs crying over dolphins. Skip to 1:00 mark.


http://youtu.be/3chsx1gpyjA

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (IvVLN)

65 Shep-hard>>

Did the White house release some photos of Barky on the beach?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2013 03:14 PM (81UWZ)

66 62 Dammit, ironic sock.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (UOM4


Hillary used to iron my socks for me, IYKWIM

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 04, 2013 03:14 PM (DrC22)

67 Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.
Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.


I looked over Detroit, and what did I see?
A hippy handin' out some free phones.
That hippy laid his eyes on me
And come and give to me a free phone.


Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.
Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.


Sometimes I'm high, sometimes I'm bent
(Someone's gotta pay for my home)
But my welfare check's already spent
(Someone's gotta pay for my home)


Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.
Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.


And Preezy, don't forget 'bout me.
(Someone's gotta pay for my home)
I can't buy crack with EBT.
(Someone's gotta pay for my home)


Swing low, sweet government
Comin' for to pay for my home.
Swing low, sweet government
When you gonna pay for my home?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 03:15 PM (4df7R)

68 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:15 PM (5DR1j)

69 Hayden Panty-airs crying over dolphins. Skip to 1:00 mark.

Less wetsuit, more cheerleader skirt!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2013 03:16 PM (S/WR4)

70 Heh. Use of the Apple was not subtle. At all.

Well played.

Posted by: Microsoft at January 04, 2013 03:17 PM (eHIJJ)

71
Three shells or GTFO.

Or, if you're from Alabama, a red corncob, then the white corncob to see if you need another red one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 03:17 PM (yiIja)

72 Hey, just turned off Hannity. He said he's hopeful this will all work out.

Posted by: your friend, piers at January 04, 2013 03:18 PM (/b8+5)

73 >>>64 Hayden Panty-airs crying over dolphins. Skip to 1:00 mark.

She's legally considered a dwarf, right?

And fuck dolphins, they're rape-assassins of the sea.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:18 PM (M8skJ)

74 Hey, is that Hannah Giles!

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:18 PM (fWAjv)

75 Or, if you're from Alabama, a red corncob, then the white corncob to see if you need another red one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 03:17 PM (yiIja)


That's just... wrong.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at January 04, 2013 03:19 PM (4df7R)

76 She's legally mentally considered a dwarf, right?


FIFY

But decent eye-candy.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:19 PM (5DR1j)

77 And go to the Giles family channel.

She is definitely NOT a hippy.

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:20 PM (fWAjv)

78 And fuck dolphins, they're rape-assassins of the sea.
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LOL
Don't get me started on fucking polar bears.

Posted by: gigg423 at January 04, 2013 03:20 PM (41VCE)

79 Less wetsuit, more cheerleader skirt!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2013 03:16 PM (S/WR4)



Fine, fine....

http://tinyurl.com/a4guanm

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:20 PM (IvVLN)

80 ~/
and some times when we touch,
the honesty's too much
and I have to check my gubmint cheese/~

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 04, 2013 03:20 PM (RuUvx)

81 That's not Hannah F'n Giles.

Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (GQ8sn)

82 i'd hit it

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (SO2Q8)

83 Meh. If I want to hear this crap, I can just talk to a liberal. I just wouldn't get the wit.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (X/+QT)

84 Fine, fine....



http://tinyurl.com/a4guanm

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:20 PM (IvVLN)


Isn't she the one that was arrested in Japan for swimming naked to save dolphins or something?


If a mind is a terrible thing to waste, why give it to a liberal?

Posted by: © Sponge at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (UK9cE)

85 Don't get me started on fucking polar bears.

Plural? You usually don't get past the first one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (QKKT0)

86
That's just... wrong.

Yeah, but it still beats the Sheryl Crow Method.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 03:22 PM (yiIja)

87 Oh wow, just read over at Breitbart that they are introducing a law to publish the names and addresses of gun permit holders.

Have they figured out that they should add the illegal gun owners in the state to the bill too?

Posted by: lunatics at January 04, 2013 03:22 PM (/b8+5)

88 Don't get me started on fucking polar bears.

You don't come here for the hunting, do you?

Posted by: the polar bear at January 04, 2013 03:22 PM (evdj2)

89

Hehe, that author she highlights at the end has another book:

Raising Righteous and Rowdy Girls
by Doug Giles

Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (LpQbZ)

90 85 Don't get me started on fucking polar bears.

Plural? You usually don't get past the first one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (QKKT0)

I thought this was a nice place, I don't want to hear about how you f**ck your polar bears, keep that to yourself.

Posted by: lunatics at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (/b8+5)

91 Don't get me started on fucking polar bears.

Word.

Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (QKKT0)

92 i'd hit it

Careful. I think that's Hanna Giles. If so, her Daddy would hit back.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (5DR1j)

93 Oh wow, just read over at Breitbart that they are introducing a law to publish the names and addresses of gun permit holders.
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I want the names and addresses of girls who got abortions. I don't want to live around any baby-killers.

Posted by: CUS at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (84pE9)

94 I'd listen to her cry about dolphins if it got her in my bed.

Posted by: Adam at January 04, 2013 03:24 PM (/YJYi)

95 I thought this was a nice place

I think you misspelled "hotair.com."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:24 PM (5DR1j)

96 Canned tuna just hasn't been the same since they took the dolphin out of it.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 04, 2013 03:25 PM (evdj2)

97 That's funny, the Ewok doesn't look Shephardic.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2013 03:13 PM (KDq5l)


-----------------------------------------


You need to look harder.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:25 PM (X70gw)

98 81 That's not Hannah F'n Giles.
Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:21 PM (GQ8sn)

I see that now.

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:25 PM (fWAjv)

99 You need to look harder.

Eeeew. No, thank you.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:26 PM (5DR1j)

100 Fucking Polar Bears: The Most Dangerous Sport
by Scat McNutty

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2013 03:26 PM (KDq5l)

101

At the risk of sounding like Bob Crane talking about MASH, we did this joke a long time ago in the AoS comments.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 04, 2013 03:26 PM (vanqS)

102 I'd listen to her cry about dolphins if it got her in my bed.

"What say we schtupp? For Flipper."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2013 03:27 PM (QKKT0)

103 91 Don't get me started on fucking polar bears.

Word.
Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell at January 04, 2013 03:23 PM (QKKT0)

Boy do I have some places to show you!

Posted by: Enumclaw Real Estate at January 04, 2013 03:27 PM (fWAjv)

104 Fucking Polar Bears: The Most Dangerous Sport
---
Who are we crappin'. Once we started, no polar bear even would wake up.

Posted by: CUS at January 04, 2013 03:27 PM (84pE9)

105 "99 You need to look harder."

We can help you out with that.

Posted by: viagra at January 04, 2013 03:27 PM (/b8+5)

106 >>>102 I'd listen to her cry about dolphins if it got her in my bed.
"What say we schtupp? For Flipper."

There's a crude tuna joke buried in here somewhere, I know it.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:27 PM (M8skJ)

107 "What say we schtupp? For Flipper."

That may be in contention for Worst Pick Up Line Ever.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:28 PM (5DR1j)

108 I looked over Detroit, and what did I see?
A hippy handin' out some free phones.
That hippy laid his eyes on me
And come and give to me a free phone.

Cut. Jibe. Newsletter. Christmas Carol.
Priceless.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:28 PM (GFM2b)

109

Ah, so many connections:

Doug Giles, pastor, author, artist, talk show host and popular columnist on the nation's largest conservative news portal, TownHall.com is, obviously, not your typical mild mannered minister when it comes to the speaking out on issues impacting our nation's traditional values.

and

The culture war is heating up and Doug Giles, pastor of ClashChurch of Miami, Florida has jumped in, gloves off and tongue wagging at the cultural coarsening people and policies he believes are screwing up the church, family and state.

from desc of A Time to Clash: Papers from a Provocative Pastor

hence, the ClashDaily.com link.

I wonder if she is his daughter, or a disciple.

Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:28 PM (LpQbZ)

110


She hasn't been around enough insane lefties to really get inside their skin and crawl around.
They are so fuckin earnest!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Buzz Miller The Shit at January 04, 2013 03:28 PM (raGXo)

111 And thou shall have no soup, no soup with buffet.
-The book of Steve: Verse 69-13-13 Mockingbirdlane

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 03:29 PM (obHYs)

112 There was some nitwit woman in SC a few years ago whose family was illegally feeding dolphins off their boat.

She just had to jump in the water to be closer to them. The family had run out of donuts or whatever, and the dolphin clamped down on one of the woman's armed with its sharp teeth and dragged her under water for a bit.

She came away with a badly cut arm.

Dolphins are intelligent and beautiful, but they can fuck you up if they choose to.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:30 PM (UOM48)

113 107 "What say we schtupp? For Flipper."

That may be in contention for Worst Pick Up Line Ever.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:28 PM (5DR1j)




Which means it'd prob work on her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:30 PM (IvVLN)

114 If a mind is a terrible thing to waste, why give it to a liberal?

Silly. If they had, said liberal wouldn't be a liberal.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:30 PM (GFM2b)

115 A song of David.

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He causes me to lie down in green pastures; He leads me beside still waters.

He restores my soul; He leads me in paths of righteousness for His name's sake.

Even when I walk in the valley of darkness, I will fear no evil for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff-they comfort me.

You set a table before me in the presence of my adversaries; You anointed my head with oil; my cup overflows.

May only goodness and kindness pursue me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for length of days.


good words for these times and those to come

Posted by: Thunderb at January 04, 2013 03:30 PM (Dnbau)

116 That scarf does seam like a choking hazard, never understood the appeal of a garment that could kill you if it catches on an escalator.

Wait... if a hipster dies they are a truly underground, it all makes sense now.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 03:31 PM (obHYs)

117 My typing skilz suck today. armed - arms.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:31 PM (UOM48)

118 85 Don't get me started on fucking polar bears.

Plural? You usually don't get past the first one.

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All of you suck.....
My keyboard is covered in diet coke.

Also I am not Dick Cheney, so obviously I did not properly form that sentence. Dick Cheney does in fact regularly fuck polar bearS. Only once though, not one has yet survived.

Posted by: gigg423 at January 04, 2013 03:31 PM (41VCE)

119 Her skin is way too nice to be a Hippy. Her clothes also looked like some sort of fabric softener was added at the proper time during the wash cycle.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 04, 2013 03:32 PM (l86i3)

120 "Daddy?? Where is everybody? Screw this, man."

Nicely done.

Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2013 03:32 PM (HjPtV)

121 "What say we schtupp? For Flipper."

That may be in contention for Worst Pick Up Line Ever.

If it works, it's not the worst. Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:33 PM (GFM2b)

122 If that's the same chick as in some of the other videos on that channel, I have to say I'm nonplussed at the transformation.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2013 03:33 PM (S/WR4)

123 Yea though I walk through the valley of debt, I shall not fear.

Posted by: polynikes at January 04, 2013 03:33 PM (m2CN7)

124 "Hey. Excuse me? BEAR... Er... BEAR FUCKER!"

Posted by: Cop in Super Troopers at January 04, 2013 03:34 PM (cgXOM)

125 She's legally considered a dwarf, right?


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OT but . . . .

Speaking of dwarfs (or, perhaps, dwarves) I recently watchd what I thought was a pretty good movie, In Bruges, about a couple of Irish hitmen who, after a botched job, go to Bruges, Belgium to cool off and await further orders from their alternatively moral-ed gangster boss. They meet a number of unusual characters including a racist dwarf who looks forward to the day when white dwarfs (or dwarves) fight black dwarfs (or dwarves) in a race war Armageddon. Beware, this is a very, very dark comedy or perhaps dramedy.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 04, 2013 03:34 PM (XUKZU)

126 @115

It was also made into a pretty solid heavy metal song thanks to Megadeth, oddly enough.

http://tinyurl.com/b2znocp

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 03:34 PM (obHYs)

127 Shepard.

Posted by: Wrex at January 04, 2013 03:35 PM (YZizW)

128

o/t
thank goodiness, mark levin is back on

Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:35 PM (LpQbZ)

129 Okay thats part of the parody. Guess I shouldn't Breibart the posts.

Posted by: polynikes at January 04, 2013 03:35 PM (m2CN7)

130
I can't get it to work, but let me guess...."Yea though I walk through the valley of debt"

Am I right or am I right or am I right?

Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (VhqUZ)

131
I ask myself often "how does a progressive liberal become so psychologically screwed up". Virus, bacterial or fungal infection at an early age? Abuse? Same sex parents. I have come to believe that the only way someone would enter adulthood with total dependency and loyalty to big government would be if the child continues to be breast fed into their late teens!

Posted by: Oldkid56 at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (QWxZ6)

132 And thou shall have no soup, no soup with buffet.
-The book of Steve: Verse 69-13-13 Mockingbirdlane

And thou shall have no Job, no Job with hope.
-The book of Steve: Verse 70

DYSWIDT?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (GFM2b)

133 Someone sent around a picture of Rosa delauro, on the capitol steps no less, getting ready for the pics for the democratic woman calendar, apparently she's dressed in "beggar chic"?

I'll try to find the picture online.

Posted by: viagra at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (/b8+5)

134 Her skin is way too nice to be a Hippy. Her clothes also looked like some sort of fabric softener was added at the proper time during the wash cycle.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 04, 2013 03:32 PM (l86i3)


---------------------------------------------


She probably has a sensitive, compassionate hippie boyfriend to do the laundry. It's how those hippie bitches roll.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (X70gw)

135 YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR.... YOU GO NOW!!!!

Posted by: Angry Chinese Buffet owner at January 04, 2013 03:37 PM (Jls4P)

136 124 "Hey. Excuse me? BEAR... Er... BEAR FUCKER!"
Posted by: Cop in Super Troopers at January 04, 2013 03:34 PM (cgXOM)


Shit. I got Leeteracola on my monitor.

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:37 PM (fWAjv)

137


ahahaha
over at gateway pundit:


It’s an Obama world…
Only an Obama official could come up with an economic statement as asinine as this.
Thanks to extending unemployment benefits “millions of jobs were saved.”
Via Zero Hedge:

Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:37 PM (LpQbZ)

138 Beware, this is a very, very dark comedy or perhaps dramedy.

It's a little-known secret that the KKK was actually started by Democrat dwarfs (or dwarves)



Posted by: wiserbud at January 04, 2013 03:38 PM (gCa4h)

139 Hippie vagina scares me.

Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2013 03:38 PM (VhqUZ)

140 That scarf does seam like a choking hazard, never
understood the appeal of a garment that could kill you if it catches on
an escalator.


Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 03:31 PM (obHYs)





Word.

Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at January 04, 2013 03:38 PM (TIIx5)

141 Don't get me started on fucking polar bears.


---

Once you've tried polar bear, you'll never go back.

Polar bear: the other white meat.


Posted by: WalrusRex at January 04, 2013 03:38 PM (XUKZU)

142 133
Someone sent around a picture of Rosa delauro, on the capitol steps no
less, getting ready for the pics for the democratic woman calendar,
apparently she's dressed in "beggar chic"?



I'll try to find the picture online.

Posted by: viagra at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (/b8+5)

irony.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 04, 2013 03:39 PM (gCa4h)

143 Off-topic: Florida story of the day: Man caught doing bodywork with play-doh instead of bondo.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (cgXOM)

144 Viaga - BenK posted a link to that .... thing ... in the Morning link dump. Look for "etsy".

Posted by: mrp at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (HjPtV)

145 The State is the all-Father, the State is the all-Mother.
.
And, as you'd expect, Mom and Dad are foster parents who are drug dealers who leave the young kids to run feral and force the older ones to turn tricks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (YZizW)

146 "Hey. Excuse me? BEAR...

---

You and me, baby, we're just mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (XUKZU)

147 19: "Though I may have sex with a hundred men (one at a time, of course) I shall not fear the punishment of a child. For I have state supplied birth control."

There you go again, infringing on her liberties with your bourgeois values.

Posted by: Rick C at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (A9FNw)

148 Posted by: Wrex at January 04, 2013 03:35 PM (YZizW)

Wrex.

Posted by: Shepard at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (v6YdM)

149 never

understood the appeal of a garment that could kill you if it catches on

an escalator.


It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (5DR1j)

150 The national debt is dwarfed by ny fear of hippie vajayjay.

Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2013 03:41 PM (VhqUZ)

151

Government be with you.

(and now you say...??)

Posted by: soothsayer at January 04, 2013 03:41 PM (ZgBZU)

152 One thing can be sure.


Give her enough red bull and Jagger and she will fuck your brains out.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (wR+pz)

153 And with you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM48)

154

Uh...I don't get it.

Posted by: jackassie at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (dC04t)

155 "Dolphins are intelligent and beautiful, but they can fuck you up if they choose to."

You ain't kidding, sister!

Posted by: Porpoise game ball at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (I88Jc)

156 @132
I did, very nice.

The book of Steve has much valuable advice.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (obHYs)

157 "ny" isn't a word but it should be.

Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (VhqUZ)

158 Give her enough red bull and Jagger and she will fuck your brains out.

Isn't that true of everyone, though?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (5DR1j)

159 How come Boehner just doesn't give the house an extended vacation and just tell the dems they can do what they want.

That's what happens anyway and it's less embarrassing if they aren't present.

Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (/b8+5)

160 And with you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM4

LUTHERAN!!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (l86i3)

161 NYC vs. Boston
http://i.___ur.com/JAgd0.jpg

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (KCvsd)

162 Nope, Presbyterian!

*sticks tongue out*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (UOM48)

163 Isn't that true of everyone, though?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:42 PM (5DR1j)


Works with me.....

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (l86i3)

164 I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite blog on the Citadel.

Posted by: Commander Shepard at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (cgXOM)

165 replace the underscores with i m g (less the spaces)

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (KCvsd)

166 now comes the green jello salad ladies. Egg coffee, anyone?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (Dnbau)

167 Nope, Presbyterian!

*sticks tongue out*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:43 PM (UOM4

Oh, Nevermind, I am.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (l86i3)

168 Behold!

Dawg ass!

http://tinyurl.com/ag9zvhe

Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (GQ8sn)

169 "I have to go."

Posted by: Commander Shepard at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (cgXOM)

170 You and me, baby, we're just mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel.
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (XUKZU)


----------------------------------------


Hey, baby. Wanna meet Flipper? He wants to shake your hand.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (X70gw)

171 "never
understood the appeal of a garment that could kill you if it catches on

an escalator.
"

Well, let me tell you a little story ...

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at January 04, 2013 03:45 PM (HjPtV)

172 158
Give her enough red bull and Jagger and she will fuck your brains out.

Isn't that true of everyone, though?


*hic... what about it, baby? *hic.. you want shome of thish? *hic.. sherioushly, I'm buzzing like a friggen bumblee....

*hic

Posted by: Helen Thomas at January 04, 2013 03:45 PM (gCa4h)

173 now comes the green jello salad ladies.

And I left my riot gear at home.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 04, 2013 03:45 PM (S/WR4)

174 "ny" isn't a word but it should be.

Silly. It's cognate with 'ni'.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Knights who say Ni! at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (GBXon)

175 Looks like that might be Hannah's younger sister, Regis.....who has her own website. Girls Just Wanna have Guns:



http://tinyurl.com/afodebs

Posted by: Tami at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (X6akg)

176 You and me, baby, we're just mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel.
Posted by: WalrusRex at January 04, 2013 03:40 PM (XUKZU)


----------------------------------------


Hey, baby. Wanna meet Flipper? He wants to shake your hand.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (X70gw)

That's not a hand.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (cgXOM)

177 Bill Richardson is hot to go to N. Korea. Please Bill. Go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (UOM48)

178 The thing about not drinking anything while reading the comments is that it means you have to miss reading some of the comments.

Otherwise you dehydrate.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (5DR1j)

179
Someone sent around a picture of Rosa delauro, on the capitol steps no less, getting ready for the pics for the democratic woman calendar, apparently she's dressed in "beggar chic"?

I'll try to find the picture online.


gatewaypundit had a nice shot


http://tinyurl.com/ayp6c7m

Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (LpQbZ)

180 STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!

Posted by: Gay Commander Shepard at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (M8skJ)

181 Piers Morgan was crowing (seriously!) about his 2012 ratings:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/118986587/2012-P2-Cable-News-Ranker

21st place, baby!

CNN is a millstone around its own neck.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 04, 2013 03:47 PM (xSegX)

182 Tami, "Regis." Really?

gah

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:47 PM (UOM48)

183 Sandra Fluke parody - yea though I walk through the valley of shadow of dicks, I shall have no fear. Thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

Posted by: polynikes at January 04, 2013 03:47 PM (m2CN7)

184 its gonna be a long 4 years, valley of darkness and all

Posted by: Thunderb at January 04, 2013 03:47 PM (Dnbau)

185 Hey, Commander Shepard punched out a reporter. MFM delenda est.
.
"I've had enough of your snide insinuations!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 04, 2013 03:47 PM (YZizW)

186 Behold! Dawg ass!http://tinyurl.com/ag9zvhe
Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:44 PM (GQ8sn)



--------------------------------------------------


I. Am. Not. Gonna. Click.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:48 PM (X70gw)

187 I'll try to find the picture online.

Posted by: viagra at January 04, 2013 03:36 PM (/b8+5)
irony.


It's over at HuffPo

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:49 PM (fWAjv)

188 It's definitely a hobo-esque look.

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (fWAjv)

189 It ain't fucking funny. Its not funny because thats exactly how the fucking leftards think. Not funny. Parody should contain an element of truth, this shit IS the fucking truth.

Posted by: maddogg at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (OlN4e)

190 Looks like that might be Hannah's
younger sister, Regis.....who has her own
website. Girls Just Wanna have Guns:
http://tinyurl.com/afodebs
.
Posted by: Tami at January 04, 2013
03:46 PM (X6akg)

.
I think I just had a crisis.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's mobile at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (YZizW)

191 I. Am. Not. Gonna. Click.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:48 PM (X70gw)

Heh...nothing you haven't seen here before. It's all good!

Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (GQ8sn)

192 I. Am. Not. Gonna. Click.
Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:48 PM (X70gw)

More for me!

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (fWAjv)

193 The national debt is dwarfed by ny fear of hippie vajayjay.

Don't own a weed whacker?

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (wAQA5)

194 It's definitely a hobo-esque look.
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:50 PM (fWAjv)


-----------------------------------------


There's some fine meat on those bones. Yessiree.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (X70gw)

195 >>>Heh...nothing you haven't seen here before.

That's not really an endorsement, you know.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (O7Q1u)

196 That dolphin is crazy!

Posted by: Brian Fellows at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (evdj2)

197 http://tinyurl.com/ayp6c7m


Geebus, that's a female?

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (O/fK8)

198 178 The thing about not drinking anything while reading the comments is that it means you have to miss reading some of the comments.

Otherwise you dehydrate.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:46 PM (5DR1j)




I'm drinking, reading a book and commenting. It takes some work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:52 PM (IvVLN)

199 there is a new york fear of hippie vajayjay? Is that an after effect of OWS?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 04, 2013 03:52 PM (Dnbau)

200 1 hour to go, time to start fucking around.
*spin* *spin*

And welcome, Spork!

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 04, 2013 03:52 PM (P47hr)

201 Poverty rates dropped by about 50% because of The Great Society. Meh

Posted by: occam at January 04, 2013 03:52 PM (+Jqqc)

202 http://tinyurl.com/ayp6c7m


Geebus, that's a female?
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (O/fK



No. That's a lib.

Posted by: tgibeachf at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (LpQbZ)

203 I'm drinking, reading a book and commenting. It takes some work.

Where did you buy a plastic book?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (5DR1j)

204 It's over at HuffPo

Or Weasel zippers for those that don't want to go to hufpo.

http://weaselzippers.us/2013/01/04/pic-of-the-day-139/#disqus_thread

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (81UWZ)

205 197
http://tinyurl.com/ayp6c7m





Geebus, that's a female?




Helen Thomas has some hot competition. Is that a trannie?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (UOM48)

206 Go BAMA

ROLL TIDE!


http://tinyurl.com/bgxe5gl

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)

207 I'm drinking, reading a book and commenting. It takes some work.Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 04, 2013 03:52 PM (IvVLN)

Enough practice with that, you can replace Senor Wences.
"A'right?"
"S'alright!"

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 04, 2013 03:54 PM (cgXOM)

208 Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2013 03:51 PM (O/fK

When is someone going to tell these old broads that they cannot continue to wear their clothes from high school into their seventies. Someone should bring a bill to force the dem women to have giant mirrors in their offices.

Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 03:54 PM (/b8+5)

209 Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)

That's worse than Heather's booby pics.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at January 04, 2013 03:55 PM (5DR1j)

210 179


Someone sent around a picture of Rosa delauro, on the capitol
steps no less, getting ready for the pics for the democratic woman
calendar, apparently she's dressed in "beggar chic"?



I'll try to find the picture online.



gatewaypundit had a nice shot





http://tinyurl.com/ayp6c7m


That's Ward "Chief Shitting Bull" Churchill in drag... God Damnnit, who's got the Brain Bleach?

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at January 04, 2013 03:55 PM (Jls4P)

211 Go BAMA

ROLL TIDE!

Posted by: RWC


Why would you want to watch the President body surf?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2013 03:55 PM (KDq5l)

212 I'm drinking, reading a book and commenting. It takes some work.

Where did you buy a plastic book?

Toys-R-Us?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 03:55 PM (GFM2b)

213 They probably think they look good.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2013 03:55 PM (O/fK8)

214
Go BAMA



ROLL TIDE!





http://tinyurl.com/bgxe5gl

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)

NSFW and not nice!

Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:56 PM (GQ8sn)

215
Go BAMA

ROLL TIDE!


http://tinyurl.com/bgxe5gl


I know you did that just for me and Toby.

Ahh, my cousins...(you do know that everybody in Alabama is related to each other, don't you?)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 03:56 PM (yiIja)

216 Kiss of death strikes again.

Lincolnton Furniture Company closed abruptly Thursday just one year after it was hailed by President Barack Obama as an example of the recovering U.S. economy.

Posted by: Whatev at January 04, 2013 03:56 PM (lreFA)

217 Lincolnton Furniture Company closed abruptly Thursday just one year
after it was hailed by President Barack Obama as an example of the
recovering U.S. economy.


Has there been any company that is thriving after a visit from TFG?

Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (GQ8sn)

218 Here's her website, wow she didn't spend her vacation getting that well rested look:

http://tinyurl.com/cr4b8r

Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (/b8+5)

219 >>>Kiss of death strikes again.
Lincolnton Furniture Company closed abruptly Thursday just one year after it was hailed by President Barack Obama as an example of the recovering U.S. economy.

They must have made him a dull, flavorless Manhattan

Posted by: El Kabong at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (M8skJ)

220 Posted by: EC Works For Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!!! at January 04, 2013 03:56 PM (GQ8sn

sorry about forgetting the NSFW. I forget that sometimes. Can basically watch porn at work and it's ok.

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (fWAjv)

221 Oh...this chick again.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (jvd3N)

222
I. Am. Not. Gonna. Click.

If your a straight man you will like it. I guess.

Posted by: gigg423 at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (41VCE)

223 That's worse than Heather's booby pics.

There's nothing wrong with my booby pics.

Posted by: AutoPen at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (ZKzrr)

224 I know you did that just for me and Toby.

I guarantee you that pachyderm would give you a ride you'd never forget.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 04, 2013 03:59 PM (evdj2)

225
216Kiss of death strikes again.

Lincolnton Furniture Company closed abruptly Thursday just one year after it was hailed by President Barack Obama as an example of the recovering U.S. economy.

------------

He doesn't care...he's King now.

Posted by: wheatie at January 04, 2013 03:59 PM (dC04t)

226 Go BAMA ROLL TIDE! http://tinyurl.com/bgxe5gl
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)


---------------------------------------------------


One of the belly dancers in Alextopia.

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 03:59 PM (X70gw)

227
Thy rod and thy staff comfort me.

Jeez Chrise

Posted by: Bawney Frank's sex slave at January 04, 2013 04:00 PM (VhqUZ)

228 Everything the president touches seems to have a year to live thereafter.

Posted by: Whatev at January 04, 2013 04:00 PM (lreFA)

229 @183:

Isn't that what got her in trouble in the first place? Too many rods comforting her?

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at January 04, 2013 04:00 PM (mFRWP)

230 >>>Everything the president touches seems to have a year to live thereafter.

Proof he's never touched Michelle.

Posted by: Vizzini at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (O7Q1u)

231 Ahh, my cousins...(you do know that everybody in Alabama is related to each other, don't you?)

4,802,740 per 2011 Census.
7 last names.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (GFM2b)

232 Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro VT is much younger and better looking than I imagined.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (/WBey)

233 "DeLauro worked as an administrative assistant and chief of staff for Senator Chris Dodd and executive director of EMILY's List before entering the House."
from wikipedia

Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (/b8+5)

234 If your a straight man you will like it. I guess.
Posted by: gigg423 at January 04, 2013 03:58 PM (41VCE)


----------------------------------------------


I finally clicked it after the sincere assurances from the horde.

RWC on the other hand..........

Posted by: Soona at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (X70gw)

235 Die, absentee fascist sock.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 04, 2013 04:02 PM (ZKzrr)

236 I think tonight's game will be one of the best of the bowl season.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 04, 2013 04:02 PM (evdj2)

237 226
Go BAMA ROLL TIDE! http://tinyurl.com/bgxe5gl

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)




**

I'm not touchin that one. The new guy, Sporkatus...he'll it it. Initiation fee.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2013 04:02 PM (jvd3N)

238
I'm not touchin that one. The new guy, Sporkatus...he'll it it. Initiation fee.

I guess that depends on what "it" means.

Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2013 04:04 PM (VhqUZ)

239 Everything the president touches seems to have a year to live thereafter.

So that's why he's been dickless since 12.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2013 04:04 PM (wAQA5)

240
"DeLauro worked as an administrative assistant and chief of staff for
Senator Chris Dodd and executive director of EMILY's List before
entering the House."

from wikipedia

Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 04:01 PM (/b8+5)




On other words "hasn't done an honest day's work in her life".

Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at January 04, 2013 04:05 PM (TIIx5)

241 228 Everything the president touches seems to have a year to live thereafter.
Posted by: Whatev at January 04, 2013 04:00 PM (lreFA)


Too bad 'The Ring' already has that storyline covered.

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 04:05 PM (fWAjv)

242

Oops. Commie drunkard slut dancer sock fail.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2013 04:06 PM (TIIx5)

243
237 226
Go BAMA ROLL TIDE!
Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 03:53 PM (fWAjv)




**

I'm not touchin that one. The new guy, Sporkatus...he'll it it. Initiation fee.
Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2013 04:02 PM (jvd3N)
-
Well I've heard of mammoth tits and elephantiasis, but this is ridiculous.

Posted by: Sporkatus Marx at January 04, 2013 04:07 PM (cgXOM)

244
I guarantee you that pachyderm would give you a ride you'd never forget.

Heh. Would you still have to feed it peanuts?

BTW, that's the exact pattern I have on my 'Bama Snuggie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 04:08 PM (yiIja)

245
I think tonight's game will be one of the best of the bowl season.

I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the Gators.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 04:11 PM (yiIja)

246 On other words "hasn't done an honest day's work in her life".
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at January 04, 2013 04:05 PM (TIIx5)

How much you wanna bet she got her mortgage from Angelo?

Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 04:11 PM (/b8+5)

247 My repentance

and for RGIII this Sunday



http://tinyurl.com/auooutw

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2013 04:11 PM (fWAjv)

248 Everything the president touches seems to have a year to live thereafter.

Posted by: Whatev at January 04, 2013 04:00 PM (lreFA)




He ought to get his hands on his presidency

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2013 04:13 PM (1Jaio)

249 I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the Gators.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 04, 2013 04:11 PM (yiIja)


Likely a similar thing that the dirtbag loser shithole USC went through. The game just wasn't important enough to care about.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 04, 2013 04:22 PM (UK9cE)

250 There was a grenade in the Bronx today and i read somewhere that there were grenades at disneyworld in Florida. Where are all these grenades coming from and are they very dangerous, it's scary.

Posted by: Caustic at January 04, 2013 04:24 PM (/b8+5)

251 All I am saying is give peace a chance. Yoko

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at January 04, 2013 04:32 PM (P3dtw)

252
Well done and no pointy elbows.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at January 04, 2013 04:57 PM (uGiHE)

253 250. Those were *assault* grenades .

Posted by: grease monkey at January 04, 2013 05:26 PM (VSWPU)

254 Well I've heard of mammoth tits and elephantiasis, but this is ridiculous.
Posted by: Sporkatus Marx at January 04, 2013 04:07 PM (cgXOM)


*****

Tusk, tusk.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 04, 2013 05:28 PM (1OZSU)

255 SCIENCE! http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/the-topic-of-cancer/ bout somes it up.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 07:18 PM (obHYs)

256 Wrong thread, my bad.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at January 04, 2013 07:18 PM (obHYs)

257 love this

Posted by: obamuh at January 04, 2013 09:01 PM (9aJI/)

258 When prog holes what that, do they get a hard on?

Posted by: Fresh at January 04, 2013 09:50 PM (O7ksG)






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