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| One Of The Most Powerful Works Of Musical Art Produced In Recent YearsImportant. Profoundly stirring. Soulful. The Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain plays the theme to Shaft. Thanks to Steve_in_HB. UPDATE: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. So awesome. Thanks to Wiserbud. Comments1
It may be a New Year, but I still Love your hump, LauraW.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 07:22 PM (PVCxZ) 2
...and Seal was at the game!
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 07:23 PM (PVCxZ) 3
Kinda highbrow for this joint, isn't it?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 03, 2013 07:24 PM (hO8IJ) Posted by: Portnoy at January 03, 2013 07:24 PM (A5Abh) 5
Chicks dig Ukelele.
Posted by: Don Ho at January 03, 2013 07:26 PM (PVCxZ) 6
They're playing in honor of our Dear Leader vacaying in Hawaii.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 07:26 PM (UOM48) 7
Oooh....Barry's theme for us...."Shaft."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 07:27 PM (UOM48) 8
I like good UK-LAYLAY
Posted by: some horny moron at January 03, 2013 07:30 PM (aZ6ew) 9
Please. While my ukelele gently wankers.
Posted by: Jake Shimabukuro at January 03, 2013 07:30 PM (6TB1Z) 10
Can you dig it?
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2013 07:32 PM (HjPtV) 11
I was guessing a repost of Dick in a Box .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 03, 2013 07:32 PM (tZFXb) 12
I have no speakers at the moment. :-(
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:32 PM (mb+Yr) 13
Now I know the world has gone to hell in a handbasket.
Posted by: dogfish at January 03, 2013 07:33 PM (N2yhW) 14
#12 count your blessings.
Posted by: dogfish at January 03, 2013 07:34 PM (N2yhW) Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at January 03, 2013 07:34 PM (I88Jc) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:35 PM (mb+Yr) 17
I love it when the audience realizes what they're getting and they all crack up.
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2013 07:35 PM (yGblt) 18
I have no speakers at the moment. :-(
No pawn shops near you? Garage sales. Also a good place for affordable speakers and asst'd hi-fi gear. My problem is that I have more speakers than I have amps. Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 07:35 PM (PVCxZ) Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2013 07:35 PM (HjPtV) 20
"15 "I have no speakers at the moment. :-("
Headphones, mofo! Can you dig it?! Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at January 03, 2013 07:34 PM (I88Jc) " Perhaps. But headphones is plural, whereas it is singular. I find your grammar highly offensive, sir! Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:36 PM (mb+Yr) Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at January 03, 2013 07:36 PM (Vhc4u) 22
wait, you mean on your computer don't you?
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 07:37 PM (PVCxZ) 23
MMMMMM....... . Shaft, right next to Michelle Janneke dancing! brb
Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 03, 2013 07:37 PM (WX65W) 24
I just wanted one of them to say "Shaft, can you dig it?" in a high-class Oxbridge accent.
Posted by: joncelli at January 03, 2013 07:38 PM (CWlPF) 25
"18 I have no speakers at the moment. :-(
No pawn shops near you? Garage sales. Also a good place for affordable speakers and asst'd hi-fi gear. My problem is that I have more speakers than I have amps. Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 07:35 PM (PVCxZ) " Well, I suppose I could procure some... :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:38 PM (mb+Yr) 26
This place needs another DrewM post about the fiscal cliff deal,amiright??
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2013 07:38 PM (9XBK2) 27
Dude with the ponytail and cravat was totally phoning it in. Give the people what they paid for, you fucking slacker.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 07:39 PM (JDIKC) Posted by: wiserbud at January 03, 2013 07:39 PM (gCa4h) 29
What do you think about when you're up there playing?
Posted by: George Costanza at January 03, 2013 07:39 PM (PVCxZ) 30
Post updated with more awesomeness.
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2013 07:40 PM (yGblt) 31
Jesus wept. No words.
Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2013 07:41 PM (NGsLN) 32
:::26 This place needs another DrewM post about the fiscal cliff deal,amiright??
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2013 07:38 PM (9XBK2):::: "Need" ain't got nothin' to do with it, pilgrim. It's coming. And it will suck. Count on it. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 07:41 PM (JDIKC) 33
Where is the troll Reality Check to blama ukuleles on Boooosh and the Jooos?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 07:43 PM (UOM48) 34
This thread needs more elbows...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:43 PM (mb+Yr) 35
The whistler isn't whistlin'.
Posted by: dogfish at January 03, 2013 07:43 PM (N2yhW) 36
Someone needs to diddle the hump, so she will stop punishing us.
Posted by: simplemind at January 03, 2013 07:43 PM (NGsLN) 37
Paid for by the British taxpayer. Isn't that special.
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 07:43 PM (wR+pz) 38
but it lacks the passion of John Cage sitting at a piano for 4 minutes and listening to the audience.
Posted by: mallfly at January 03, 2013 07:43 PM (bJm7W) 39
The woman with the polka dot skirt in the first video got all bouncy. She was into it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 07:44 PM (UOM48) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:44 PM (mb+Yr) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 07:45 PM (fpSpD) 42
What is this "ukelele" bullshit? The guy on the far right has a guitar.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2013 07:45 PM (QKKT0) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:45 PM (mb+Yr) 44
remember that weird looking young HILLBILLY who played the BANJO in DELIVERANCE? ==== Yeah I saw a thing--he's a maintenance guy at Walmart. Not kidding.Thought the movie was a blast and people in town should stop bitching about the portrayal. Posted by: USS Diversity at January 03, 2013 07:46 PM (MPjT8) 45
It needs more cowbell.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 07:46 PM (PVCxZ) 46
Fuck.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:46 PM (mb+Yr) 47
Where is the troll Reality Check to blama ukuleles on Boooosh and the Jooos?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 07:43 PM (UOM4 Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 03, 2013 07:46 PM (1Y+hH) 48
Socialism, we buy Ukelele concerts, but grandma has to die, and all your teeth will be rotten.
There is a reason we left England. Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 07:46 PM (wR+pz) 49
Much too highbrow for this place.
Posted by: dogfish at January 03, 2013 07:47 PM (N2yhW) 50
"48 Socialism, we buy Ukelele concerts, but grandma has to die, and all your teeth will be rotten.
There is a reason we left England. Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 07:46 PM (wR+pz) " The nice thing about Socialism is that you often "don't have to put up with it for too long." Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:48 PM (mb+Yr) 51
Yep Meremortal, it came back. And it was throwing stones like a Palestinian at their glass house.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 07:48 PM (fpSpD) 52
Socialism, we buy Ukelele concerts, but grandma has to die, and all your teeth will be rotten. There is a reason we left England. ___ ___ __ Don't forget the gun grab. Even Ghandi thought that was over the top. Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 03, 2013 07:49 PM (1Y+hH) 53
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Holy Shit!!! The one tubby broad is Janet Nepolitano!! BIG SIS!!! Posted by: Portnoy at January 03, 2013 07:24 PM (A5Abh) That can't be right, she can't even play the skin flute. Posted by: Man-Pig-Bear at January 03, 2013 07:49 PM (Oi60j) 54
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This thread needs more elbows... Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:43 PM (mb+Yr) Is there a football game tonight? Paging Dave in Texas, Elbow alert. PLEASE no old chicks, all elbows, with some DD's. Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 07:50 PM (wR+pz) 55
THE THIRD MAN theme is played using only a ZITHER Do you know what a ZITHER is? A ZITHER is not a UKALELE. Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at January 03, 2013 07:50 PM (uff2W) 56
Hang around for "Thus Spake Zarathustra" performed on the slide whistle and tambourine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2013 07:51 PM (QKKT0) 57
Oh crap, don't tell me that damn Nazi is back. He ran me off one time, but no more.
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 03, 2013 07:46 PM (1Y+hH) Shit all over a thread a couple posts down. Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 07:52 PM (IvVLN) 58
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This thread needs more elbows... Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:43 PM (mb+Yr) Is there a football game tonight? Paging Dave in Texas, Elbow alert. PLEASE no old chicks, all elbows, with some DD's. Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 07:50 PM (wR+pz) " I'll try the ASCII cheerleader one more time: o /|\ / \ Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:52 PM (mb+Yr) 59
Got a job today. Thank you, God.
Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at January 03, 2013 07:52 PM (Q8Wa9) 60
Is it wrong that I was disappointed that it wasn't The London Boys?
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 03, 2013 07:52 PM (QupBk) Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 03, 2013 07:52 PM (pUqSw) 62
>>Hang around for "Thus Spake Zarathustra" performed on the slide whistle and tambourine.
Brian Dennehy's kazoo solo on that is excellent. Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 07:53 PM (PVCxZ) 63
Guess I better gird my loins. I'll polish myceremonialSS dagger, brought back by my father.That'll fix him. Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 03, 2013 07:53 PM (1Y+hH) 64
Well, that will have to do, I guess.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:53 PM (mb+Yr) Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at January 03, 2013 07:54 PM (0w+w3) 66
Got a job today. Thank you, God.
Jobs are for chumps. This is the Obama Utopia. But congrats, anyway. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2013 07:54 PM (QKKT0) 67
The cheer leader looks suspiciously like David Carradine.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 03, 2013 07:54 PM (QupBk) 68
Limey's are fugly as a group. Britain is the Indiana of Europe. I hear the women are like a full cup-size larger than U.S. women on average.
Remind me to bring beer and grocery bags w/me to the UK. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 03, 2013 07:55 PM (M0O7A) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 03, 2013 07:55 PM (PVCxZ) 70
60 Yes,but that was also my intitial thought of what was below the fold.
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2013 07:55 PM (9XBK2) 71
"67 The cheer leader looks suspiciously like David Carradine.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 03, 2013 07:54 PM (QupBk) " And she has no elbows! Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:56 PM (mb+Yr) 72
Shaft ukelele style is freakin awesome.
Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at January 03, 2013 07:57 PM (Su0W2) 73
>>> Hang around for "Thus Spake Zarathustra" performed on the slide whistle and tambourine.
I can play it on a radiator and a funnel. Posted by: Fat Albert at January 03, 2013 07:57 PM (GcwH1) 74
But can they do Bohemian Rhapsody? Cause I know they can't do In-A-Gadda-Da-Vita.
Posted by: Moana at January 03, 2013 07:58 PM (QRoQU) 75
Boy928 has a uke. It's a fun instrument to listen too. Hard to play a sad song.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 03, 2013 07:58 PM (QupBk) 76
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Got a job today. Thank you, God. Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at January 03, 2013 07:52 PM (Q8Wa9) Good! I would never have thought that that message would be a celebration moment, course I never worked for anyone but myself. I like you, were thrilled when both of my sons got jobs. Interesting how jobs now look like a good thing.Don't fuck it up. Remember this simple rule. When shit hits the fan, people keep those that are assets, assets are people that give more than asked for. Those breaking even or slacking? Gone!Good luck, save 10% of every paycheck. Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 07:58 PM (wR+pz) 77
Got a job today. Thank you, God. __ ___ __ ___ __ You didn't get that. Heh, just kdding, of course you did. Way to go! Good luck, may it be a good stepping stone to your own business someday. Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 03, 2013 07:59 PM (1Y+hH) 78
Throw in some mandolin and they would be teh awesome!
Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 03, 2013 07:59 PM (WX65W) 79
:::70 60 Yes,but that was also my intitial thought of what was below the fold.
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2013 07:55 PM (9XBK2)::: The first thing that popped to mind when you wrote "below the fold" was Hillary's vagina. Curious. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 07:59 PM (JDIKC) 80
And now for something completely different...say it with me...Ukulele DubStep!
Posted by: David Gregory at January 03, 2013 08:00 PM (rdqli) Posted by: soothsayer at January 03, 2013 08:00 PM (eHNxr) 82
the isaac hayes tune was awesomely fun; the other one blah. my favorite hayes tune is "Out of the Ghetto." Donald Fagen covered it on his last album.
Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 03, 2013 08:00 PM (AVfT8) 83
60 Is it wrong that I was disappointed that it wasn't The London Boys?
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 03, 2013 07:52 PM (QupBk) Ha! That was the first thing that crossed my mind but I saw that Laura was the poster. Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at January 03, 2013 08:00 PM (Su0W2) Posted by: Fat Albert at January 03, 2013 08:01 PM (wAng0) Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 03, 2013 08:01 PM (1Y+hH) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 08:01 PM (fpSpD) 87
The first thing that popped to mind when you wrote "below the fold" was Hillary's vagina.
Curious. It's gonna take days to get that visual out of my head. Back at ya: Think of the FLOTUS FUPA. Ha! Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 03, 2013 08:02 PM (M0O7A) 88
>>The first thing that popped to mind when you wrote "below the fold" was Hillary's vagina.
'Under the FUPA... Out of the Sun... We'll be having some fun...' Posted by: The Drifters at January 03, 2013 08:02 PM (PVCxZ) 89
He's one bad muthaf-
Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 03, 2013 08:02 PM (nZvGM) Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 08:02 PM (IvVLN) 91
VP Biden needs to have a troupe of ukelele players following him around.
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2013 08:03 PM (9XBK2) 92
I see some weren't appreciative but i found it interesting and enjoyable!
i'm easy? or just desperate to feel better? Posted by: ette at January 03, 2013 08:04 PM (nqBYe) Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 03, 2013 08:04 PM (M0O7A) 94
>>The first thing that popped to mind when you wrote "below the fold" was Hillary's vagina.
Weird. I think of that when someone mentions the Sahara. Posted by: Bill, in NY at January 03, 2013 08:04 PM (OQpzc) 95
Is this the opposite of Metallica playing Tip Toe Through The Tulips?
Posted by: polynikes at January 03, 2013 08:04 PM (1W1S7) 96
Please no Ukelele Gangam Style....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 08:04 PM (fpSpD) 97
>>Oregon cheerleaders....
One day in 1994 I got a hug and a kiss from every girl on the Ducks Cheerleading Squad. Even the chubby one. Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 08:05 PM (PVCxZ) 98
79 You have a sick mind to go THERE.
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2013 08:06 PM (9XBK2) 99
Great, now I'm going to waste a good hour listening to that huge dead Hawaiian guy play the ukelele on You Tube.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 03, 2013 08:06 PM (GZitp) 100
:::Back at ya: Think of the FLOTUS FUPA. :::
We already have a word for that: "Gunt." It's a portmanteau of "gut flap" and "c*nt." Every time you use FUPA Lena Dunham's armpit hair gets another curl. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 08:07 PM (JDIKC) 101
The first thing that popped to mind when you wrote "below the fold" was Hillary's vagina.
An apron isn't necessarily made of fabric. Posted by: Hillary's Panniculus at January 03, 2013 08:07 PM (QKKT0) 102
"90 Since Dave is asleep at the wheel, Oregon cheerleaders....
http://tinyurl.com/bg7bvy6 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 08:02 PM (IvVLN) " Quite good. (Well, 50% good.) (One of them sort of looks like a French man.) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 08:07 PM (mb+Yr) 103
Is this the wine thread, or did I miss it?
Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 08:08 PM (1V6Pv) Posted by: Tiny Tim's Ghost at January 03, 2013 08:08 PM (b1VIZ) 105
Posted by: Fat Albert at January 03, 2013 08:01 PM (wAng0)
Does Uncle Ted know you stole his hash? Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2013 08:08 PM (z9HTb) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 08:09 PM (fpSpD) 107
Tiny Tim was better on the Uke.
Posted by: Ronster at January 03, 2013 08:09 PM (JgkPs) 108
(One of them sort of looks like a French man.)
Dude, this is a French man. http://tinyurl.com/clx8jhw There will be a test on this later. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2013 08:10 PM (QKKT0) 109
@96 OK
http://preview.tinyurl.com/a2z94oq Posted by: Thorvald at January 03, 2013 08:10 PM (1V6Pv) Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 03, 2013 08:10 PM (tZFXb) 111
Ummm, haven't read anything. Only that there is no cheerleaders for K-State vs Oregon.
Kick off in 20 min. Posted by: teej still says go K-State at January 03, 2013 08:10 PM (B5s0p) 112
Gunt I was aware of...panniculus, however, I will revel in using.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 08:11 PM (PVCxZ) 113
K-STATE!
Posted by: Moana at January 03, 2013 08:11 PM (QRoQU) 114
Fiesta Bowl thread up!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 08:12 PM (fpSpD) 115
106 Triple Jump
http://youtu.be/fruimvo90vA Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 08:09 PM (fpSpD) The immediate zoom in and focus on her ass is hysterical. And appreciated. Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 08:12 PM (IvVLN) 116
Gunt I was aware of...panniculus, however, I will revel in using.
Word to the wise: Just don't google it for images. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2013 08:12 PM (QKKT0) 117
So awesome.
Thanks to Wiserbud. Posted by: LauraW. at 07:16 PM ......................I don't know who this wiserbud guy is but he reminds of the preacher we had for awhile at our small country church. First name Bud last name Wiser. Not even kidding. Posted by: Molly k. at January 03, 2013 08:12 PM (qEd4y) 118
"108 (One of them sort of looks like a French man.)
Dude, this is a French man. http://tinyurl.com/clx8jhw There will be a test on this later. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2013 08:10 PM (QKKT0) " No white flag? Faaaaake. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 08:13 PM (mb+Yr) Posted by: Fat Albert at January 03, 2013 08:13 PM (KwX0v) Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 08:13 PM (JDIKC) 121
106 Triple Jump
...but watching how much sand she empties out of her "pocket" is vaguely disturbing. I'd still hit it though. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 03, 2013 08:14 PM (M0O7A) 122
Ukuleles are such gay instruments...I mean happy...no gay..oh forget it..
Posted by: Tiny Tim at January 03, 2013 08:27 PM (XLuH2) 123
That TGTBTU gig was awesome. That sounded almost as good as the movie version- and I bet it sounded better in person.
It's a keeper...really... Posted by: Mr Wolf, Esq at January 03, 2013 08:32 PM (UIAT6) 124
Just talkin' 'bout Shaft.
Posted by: Marmo at January 03, 2013 08:40 PM (pcgW1) Posted by: sTevo at January 03, 2013 08:40 PM (VMcEw) 126
And of course, we can't forget this classic version of "Walk Like an Egyptian":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS0P7w4YCDI Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2013 09:05 PM (sdi6R) 127
That's hilarious rickl.
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2013 09:10 PM (yGblt) Posted by: Donna V. at January 03, 2013 09:22 PM (BStAJ) 129
re: 'I dare you people to go to Google Images and type in "panniculus."'
This is the moment when my fancy edumaction finally paid off. Posted by: oblig. at January 03, 2013 09:38 PM (cePv8) 130
I saw these guys in concert in September -- they're completely awesome! If they're paid for by the government, it's news to me. They maintain a gruelling touring schedule. If they come near you, go see them!
Their cover of "Smells Like Team Spirit" is the best. Uke is seeing a huge resurgence in the UK. Posted by: S. Weasel at January 04, 2013 11:25 AM (CrEGa) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.031 seconds. |
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