Glenn Beck Tried To Buy Current TV, Too, But His Offer Was Rejected, As He Didn't Share Al Gore's Worldview

And you know who did? Why, Al Jazeera, of course.

very once in a while a tweet appears that's so silly, it must be a joke. Like this one from Glenn Beck: "Before Al-Jazeera bought Current TV, TheBlaze looked into buying it but we were rejected by progressive owners." Guess what? He's totally serious. The Wall Street Journal caught the detail in its coverage: "Glenn Beck's The Blaze approached Current about buying the channel last year, but was told that 'the legacy of who the network goes to is important to us and we are sensitive to networks not aligned with our point of view,' according to a person familiar with the negotiations."

Also, as @benk84 told you ten hours ago, Al Gore tried to hurry up the sale so he could avoid the increased taxes beginning January 1st.

Lot of interesting stories the media has no interest in, eh? The media justifies its intense coverage of Republican sexual affairs on grounds that they evidence hypocrisy, and so are more important than the affair itself; but when Al Gore tries to avoid the higher tax rates he agitates for, it's a single sentence in dispatch.

Posted by: Ace at 05:52 PM



Comments

1 Thank you, thank you for covering this.

I'm still gobsmacked that a former VP of the US shares a worldview with Al Jazeera.

Holy crikey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 05:54 PM (UOM48)

2 NARRATIVE goshdarnit!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you if you don't LIKE THE NARRATIVE!!!!!


All your network are belong to us!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at January 03, 2013 05:55 PM (UK9cE)

3 You know what's really ironic? Qatar owns Al Jazeera. What commodity is Qatar known for? You guessed it, oil. Hahaha, the hypocrisy, it burns!!! FORWARD!!

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at January 03, 2013 05:55 PM (VUIdD)

4 Al Gore was hated in HS, still is. Nothing changes. The dickheads you knew in HS are still dickheads.

Knowledge, it be good.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at January 03, 2013 05:55 PM (wR+pz)

5 Hypocrisy, thy name is liberal.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 03, 2013 05:55 PM (UK9cE)

6 Didn't someone just tell me that no businessman makes a decision because of taxes?

Posted by: CUS at January 03, 2013 05:55 PM (84pE9)

7 Looks like Gore is a pro-Islamic anti-Semitic bigot.

Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2013 05:56 PM (z9HTb)

8 Shares their world view. Ah a global caliphate? Thanks, death to the infidel enablers of Al-Jazeera.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 05:56 PM (fpSpD)

9 One of Beck's guys does the best Al Gore ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 05:56 PM (UOM48)

10 Ace, you should add the update that as soon as the sale was final, Time Warner dropped the channel from it's network.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 03, 2013 05:56 PM (UK9cE)

11 Lol @ the sidebar DU story


Your taxes went up because the leaders need to dig us out of this criminal deficit hole we are in which has been caused because taxes were too low during the Bush years. Everyone has to help by spreading the wealth around a little. Power to the correct people!

Muahaha

Posted by: Rev. Al Morsharpsi at January 03, 2013 05:57 PM (qw+yV)

12 3
You know what's really ironic? Qatar owns Al Jazeera. What commodity is
Qatar known for? You guessed it, oil. Hahaha, the hypocrisy, it burns!!!
FORWARD!!



So then, driving my fucking Prius 100 MPH in the HOV lane is now OK?

Posted by: Al, III at January 03, 2013 05:57 PM (wR+pz)

13 The dickheads you knew in HS are still dickheads.


By that standard, I'm fucked.

Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2013 05:57 PM (z9HTb)

14 Of course he had to sell to Al Jazeera. The Weather Underground didn't have the money.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 05:57 PM (XUKZU)

15 Note to self, Democrats are douchbags.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2013 05:58 PM (Rq+Vo)

16 Lol @ the sidebar DU story





Your taxes went up because the leaders need to dig us out of this
criminal deficit hole we are in which has been caused because taxes were
too low during the Bush years. Everyone has to help by spreading the
wealth around a little. Power to the correct people!



Muahaha

---

Gee doctor, it only hurts when I laugh. Well, OK, it hurts all the time but that did make it a little better.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 05:59 PM (XUKZU)

17 I'm pretty sure Hillary! isn't too upset over the idea of a global caliphate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 05:59 PM (UOM48)

18 I not sure why anybody would be shocked that Al Gore (and any other democrat) would be much more closely aligned with Al Jazeera than with Glenn Beck.
If you are surprised, you will be in for one hell of a shock as things develop further along these lines in the near future. You are very naieve if you don't think sharia will be enshrined here, and that Christianity will be criminalized.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 03, 2013 05:59 PM (KwMW2)

19 Note to self, Democrats Liberals in general are douchbags.


Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2013 05:58 PM (Rq+Vo)


Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 03, 2013 05:59 PM (UK9cE)

20 13
The dickheads you knew in HS are still dickheads.


By that standard, I'm fucked.


Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2013 05:57 PM (z9HTb)

Salvation saves a few.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Psuedo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 05:59 PM (wR+pz)

21 Global warming is partly due to sexual activity by gay males, and women being permitted to drive. It all fits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2013 06:00 PM (QKKT0)

22 DU sidebar guy: Low information voter. Bu8t passionate. He had plenty of passion.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:00 PM (XUKZU)

23 The enemy of my enemy is mt friend. Al Jazeera, mouthpiece for Al Qaeda, is my best friend... because of the patriotism.

Posted by: Al Goracles, Hypocratus Magnus at January 03, 2013 06:00 PM (eHIJJ)

24 "6
Didn't someone just tell me that no businessman makes a decision because of taxes?


Posted by: CUS at January 03, 2013 05:55 PM (84pE9)"
Yeah, and I love how Republican business men and women are supposedly the most greedy bastards on the planet, but they won't change their behavior if the payoffs to work change. Like everything else in liberal ideology, logic need not apply.

Posted by: BS Inc. at January 03, 2013 06:00 PM (eP0u9)

25 If you look up "douchbags" at Urban Dictionary is says "Please see Kevin Federline"

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2013 06:01 PM (Rq+Vo)

26 Your taxes went up because the leaders need to dig
us out of this criminal deficit hole we are in which has been caused
because taxes were too low during the Bush years. Everyone has to help
by spreading the wealth around a little. Power to the correct people!



Muahaha

Posted by: Rev. Al Morsharpsi


I actually went to that link to read. I read the one you quoted and then ran across someone who wrote this:
"My main draw the Democrat party was their sound fiscal approach"

Truly, we live in parallel places when people actually think this.

Posted by: gw mclintock at January 03, 2013 06:01 PM (mrwHH)

27 The Big Question is:

Do Joy Behar, David Shuster, (scratches head) and the other failed douchebags from other failing networks still have jobs?

Picturing Joy Behar on Al Jazeera in full burka. It makes me happy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:01 PM (UOM48)

28 Can you imagine the destruction at the studios that would occur once it was final should Beck have bought the station? Kinda like the grown up and mature Clinton's stealing all the W's from the keyboards in the White House, but on a more grand, expensive scale.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 03, 2013 06:01 PM (UK9cE)

29 I'm pretty sure Hillary! isn't too upset over the idea of a global caliphate.

---

I think she would be more interested in a global galiphate.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:01 PM (XUKZU)

30 f

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 03, 2013 06:01 PM (wR+pz)

31 George Lucas and Al Gore both sold major concerns prior to the new taxes taking effect. See IRS is for little people.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:02 PM (fpSpD)

32 The thing I found odd about that deal was the $100M for something you could not pay me to take. Unless it includes transferable licenses that POS network was worthless.

Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2013 06:02 PM (53z96)

33 Man-pig-bear is a sex crazed poodle.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 03, 2013 06:02 PM (KCBHI)

34

O_O

(shocked face)

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at January 03, 2013 06:02 PM (1Y+hH)

35 How unexpectedly!!!!

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 03, 2013 06:03 PM (TvO05)

36 Margaret Cho in a burka doing her comedy routine... might get better.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:03 PM (fpSpD)

37
Man-pig-bear is a sex crazed poodle.

---

Part man, part bear, all pig.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:03 PM (XUKZU)

38 Beck said this morning that his people met with Gore's people and one of the sticking points was Beck's company isn't all GLOBAL WARMING ELEVENTY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:04 PM (UOM48)

39 As for the taxes going up, I don't think most leftists are going to care more than they care that their perceived boogeymen are getting hit harder.

I hate to generalize here, but it seems they are happier that the "rich" are facing higher taxes and will take a hit themselves as somewhat cathartic.

Posted by: gw mclintock at January 03, 2013 06:04 PM (mrwHH)

40 So will Al Jazeera let Behar (whore!!!1111!!!) and Shuster go? Who will they replace them with?

Rev. Farrakhan would be a nice fit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:06 PM (UOM48)

41 Has anybody pointed out that Algore is a fat pile of shit who's borderline retarded? And his daddy was one of the biggest bigots in the Senate this side of Sheets Byrd?

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 03, 2013 06:06 PM (vAe53)

42 Al-Jazeera also just overpaid for some soccer channel, and way overpaid for rights to certain leagues. But since I am out the door now, I do not have time to really go into detail.

Google (I actually Yahoo) "al jazeera soccer channel"

Posted by: CUS at January 03, 2013 06:07 PM (84pE9)

43 I can't help it. I like Glenn Beck.

Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2013 06:07 PM (wsGWu)

44 Gore would have sold to Chris Christie's All Krispy Kreme All The Time Doughnut Network.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:08 PM (XUKZU)

45 Yeah, Al Goracle's daddy was a big ol' bigot. Teddy Kennedy killed a girl, Billy Clinton is a sexual predator...

I don't think there's anything that turns off liberals to their icons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:08 PM (UOM48)

46 Jane, Jane, Jane. You forgot about the drug-addled brain of JFK.

And the closet door in his senate office that locked from the inside (winkie)

Posted by: CUS at January 03, 2013 06:09 PM (84pE9)

47 Appearing next on the Prophet's (piss be unto him) Aloha Snackbar! Channel:

"It's the Joooos' Fault", with your hosts, Jimmy Carter and Madeline Albright.

Posted by: eureka! at January 03, 2013 06:10 PM (HPRku)

48 They share the same world view?

So the both believe in manbearpig and are super-cereal?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 06:10 PM (IvVLN)

49 Not surprised at all. Liberals categorize people into
1. those that can be mocked and ridiculed and disrespected because they're eeeevil or dumb:
Christians, corporation executives, rich white men (unless they're liberal), tea party people, conservatives, gun rights advocates, etc.
2. Those that are protected from any kind of criticism:
blacks, illegal aliens, welfare recipients, womyn (especially the ones who get multiple abortions), and now, ta da! muslims

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 06:11 PM (IuqdM)

50 "It's the Joooos' Fault" I LOVE THAT SHOW!

Posted by: CUS at January 03, 2013 06:11 PM (84pE9)

51 Current Current TV asshats probably look at it from this perspective:

What harms (Traditionalist) America less:

Glenn Beck owning Current TV or
Al-Jazeera owning Current TV?


And then they act(ed) accordingly.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:11 PM (mb+Yr)

52 Oh, and black people who are conservative, like Herman Cain, get moved from the protected from criticism category, to the "okay to ridicule" category.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 06:12 PM (IuqdM)

53 41 Has anybody pointed out that Algore is a fat pile of shit who's borderline retarded? And his daddy was one of the biggest bigots in the Senate this side of Sheets Byrd?
Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 03, 2013 06:06 PM (vAe53)

Good point, Hatey.

Posted by: mare at January 03, 2013 06:12 PM (A98Xu)

54 So how are the liberals going to square sharia law if it is tried to be forced on them?

They thought that the Republicans were waging a "war on women", what happens when muslims try to enforce dress codes and other draconian shit on them?

Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2013 06:12 PM (G+Wff)

55 We covered all the Al Jazeera possible shows yesterday. I still love "How I Killed Your Mother."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:12 PM (UOM48)

56 Personally I blame Woodrow Wilson

Posted by: Glenn Beck at January 03, 2013 06:12 PM (60GaT)

57 Beck said this morning that his people met with Gore's people and one of
the sticking points was Beck's company isn't all GLOBAL WARMING
ELEVENTY.


I don't know why not.

I am.

Because I live in Iowa and it's f**king cold. I want my global warming, goddammit, and I want it NOW!

Posted by: AmishDude at January 03, 2013 06:12 PM (T0NGe)

58 Anti-fracking documentary futures are up!

Posted by: Abdul's Ad Agency at January 03, 2013 06:13 PM (I88Jc)

59
I'm still gobsmacked that a former VP of the US shares a worldview with Al Jazeera.
Posted by: Jane D'oh





I know! Pretty wild, huh?
Posted by: Vice-President Henry Wallace

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 03, 2013 06:13 PM (kdS6q)

60 What no respect for "Saudi Pawn Stars" or the "Jihad Bowl"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (fpSpD)

61 Salvation saves a few.


Posted by: Billy Bob


You have no idea.

Posted by: John Calvin at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (6TB1Z)

62 "52 Oh, and black people who are conservative, like Herman Cain, get moved from the protected from criticism category, to the "okay to ridicule" category.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 06:12 PM (IuqdM) "

Usually, it's really, really wrong to imply that Black men really, really like women. And sometimes it isn't. I wonder if there is some sort of pattern...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (mb+Yr)

63 2. Those that are protected from any kind of criticism:

you forgot teh gheys.

Posted by: real joe at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (PD2ad)

64 How did so many become so stupid so quickly?

Posted by: mare at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (A98Xu)

65 That Woodrow Wilson was one crazy dude.

Newt calls himself "Wilsonian."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (UOM48)

66 Oh, and black people who are conservative, like Herman Cain, get moved
from the protected from criticism category, to the "okay to ridicule"
category.


Not at all, it's the MUST RIDICULE category.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (T0NGe)

67
The tax thing is a bigger deal than Beck. al-J bid WAY over market value so it's unlikely that Beck had a competitive bid.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at January 03, 2013 06:15 PM (qkP36)

68 Hooked oh phonics worked for them?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:15 PM (fpSpD)

69 I like "Kids Blow up the Darndest Things"

(two points if you remember Art Linkletter)

Posted by: CUS at January 03, 2013 06:15 PM (84pE9)

70 "Extreme Home Renovations" looks a lot different....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 03, 2013 06:15 PM (IvVLN)

71 I don't think there's anything that turns off liberals to their icons.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:08 PM (UOM4


The patriarch, Joseph "Final Solution" Kennedy, had a lobotomy done to his daughter and was putting his married mick dick in every orifice of Gloria Swanson; but the Kennedys are all about wimmenz rights.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 03, 2013 06:16 PM (vAe53)

72 How did so many become so stupid so quickly?

---
"Free" stuff.

Posted by: CUS at January 03, 2013 06:16 PM (84pE9)

73 This is symbolic (I'm repeating from previous threads, but it's insightful!):

Al Gore tries to set up a Left-wing haven. It fails. It's then taken over by Muslims.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 03, 2013 06:16 PM (T0NGe)

74 64
How did so many become so stupid so quickly?



Posted by: mare


They didn't. The stupid are with us always. However, society didn't used to celebrate them to show how edgy and sensitive they were.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2013 06:16 PM (6TB1Z)

75 "6
Didn't someone just tell me that no businessman makes a decision because of taxes?"

And also, businesses aren't running like hell from California. Heh.
One of the things that put Gov. Perry in the national spotlight was when he bragged about how many California businesses were moving to Texas every month.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 06:17 PM (IuqdM)

76 I'm hoping Al Jazeera will carry the annual Saudi goat beauty pageant. And yes, it's real. And it's disturbing:

http://tinyurl.com/a4nzdhu

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:17 PM (UOM48)

77 How did so many become so stupid so quickly?





Posted by: mare at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (A98Xu)


Bill Ayers is a "recognized expert" in the field of education.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 03, 2013 06:17 PM (vAe53)

78 They can run the Joe Biden Comedy Hour

“Spread your legs. You’re going to be frisked,” Biden said to
Heitkamp’s husband as he was being asked to put his hands at his side
for the mock swearing-in.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:19 PM (XUKZU)

79 "77 How did so many become so stupid so quickly?





Posted by: mare at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (A98Xu)

Bill Ayers is a "recognized expert" in the field of education.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 03, 2013 06:17 PM (vAe53) "

Dr. Jill too.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:19 PM (mb+Yr)

80 Bill Ayers is a "recognized expert" in the field of education.

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Also bombology.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:19 PM (XUKZU)

81 Well, holy fuck.

Fox is showing the first photo from the night of the 9/11 attack in Benghazi.

It's an official WH photo and shows the Jugeared Fuck standing in the Oval Office with his hands in his pockets.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:19 PM (UOM48)

82 Has anybody pointed out that Algore is a fat pile of shit who's borderline retarded?

He flunked out of law school.

Think about that. He flunked out of law school. Who the hell flunks out of law school?

He also flunked out of divinity school.

What the hell?

Sure, lots of law students don't finish and lots of divinity students decide to do something else, but these aren't the most challenging graduate programs out there. What, there wasn't an Adult Kindergarten program he could flunk?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 03, 2013 06:20 PM (T0NGe)

83 It must be nice to fail repeatedly like Al Gore and end up richer every time.

I think I need to sue my college for not telling me that the most assured path to success is to become a rent-seeking, statist asshole.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2013 06:20 PM (KDq5l)

84 "80 Bill Ayers is a "recognized expert" in the field of education.

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Also bombology.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:19 PM (XUKZU) "

To be fair, he was trying to major in bimbology. It all went terribly wrong, somehow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:20 PM (mb+Yr)

85 So Bill Ayers had a cataclysmic bimbo-eruption that killed people?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:21 PM (fpSpD)

86 Lets Talk about fear and racism...Jennifer

http://tinyurl.com/a7fvn7m

Shes leaving current - Jazeera after learning of their sale...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 03, 2013 06:21 PM (rBK2Z)

87
I think Gore has just claimed his legacy.
With Aligning himself to a history of gore.

Posted by: Justamom at January 03, 2013 06:22 PM (Sptt8)

88 You vast right-wing conspirators just don't like my network because it speaks for teh inconvenient youth

Posted by: Al Gore standup at January 03, 2013 06:22 PM (60GaT)

89 "85 So Bill Ayers had a cataclysmic bimbo-eruption that killed people?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:21 PM (fpSpD)"

Great minds, Anna. Great minds.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:22 PM (mb+Yr)

90 '54 So how are the liberals going to square sharia law if it is tried to be forced on them?

They thought that the Republicans were waging a "war on women", '

Hell, how about teh gheys?
Well, except for in Iran. According to some Imam, their are no gheys in Iran.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 06:22 PM (IuqdM)

91 [i}Also bombology.



Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:19 PM (XUKZU) "



To be fair, he was trying to major in bimbology. It all went terribly wrong, somehow...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:20 PM (mb+Yr)

I've always wondered if his dumbass comrades blew themselves up by lighting a joint in a room full of explosives.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 03, 2013 06:23 PM (vAe53)

92
I'm still gobsmacked that a former VP of the US shares a worldview with Al Jazeera.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Well, hellllllooooo, Jane!

Posted by: Sitting President of the United States at January 03, 2013 06:24 PM (b1VIZ)

93 Well, when Anderson Cooper gets tired of being groped by Kathy Griffin on CNN, there's always Al Jazeera.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:24 PM (UOM48)

94 I've always wondered if his dumbass comrades blew themselves up by lighting a joint in a room full of explosives.p

Ah, the dreaded choom boom of doom.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2013 06:25 PM (6TB1Z)

95 Gore is an idiot. He used cue cards for important meetings as VP and could not recognize a bust of George Washington (or was it Jefferson or Franklin?). That said, he's made a lot of $$ with his GW schtick.

Posted by: eureka! at January 03, 2013 06:25 PM (HPRku)

96 Well, hellllllooooo, Jane!

Posted by: Sitting President of the United States at January 03, 2013 06:24 PM (b1VIZ)



Yeah, I know, you Marxist bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:25 PM (UOM48)

97 This has been quite an eye opening year for us. The veil has been lifted for a lot of of people.

Posted by: Eaton Cox is kind of a LIBNO at January 03, 2013 06:26 PM (q177U)

98 There is nothing better than big oil funding both sides of global warming argument. They already did the deniers for years now they are doing the PRO-AGW side as well

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at January 03, 2013 06:26 PM (Ea64Y)

99 Dianne Feinsteins' husband owned a big chunk of Current TV IIRC

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 03, 2013 06:26 PM (RKlJP)

100 And the left will continue buying the snake oil he peddles.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 03, 2013 06:27 PM (L7hol)

101 Just a little true-life realization story. The 17-yr-old cousin of my neice got a job ina local business this last summer. It was her first paycheck job. She knew what she was making per hour and estimated accordingly. Then she got her first check. And I was there at the big family dinner when she said to us all, "What's the deal with all these taxes? I had way too much taken out of my check!" Those of us older folks just laughed and said, "Oh, honey, just wait - it gets better!"

I know it won't be in time or that there will be enough of them, but some of these young-uns are going to get it.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 03, 2013 06:27 PM (FesH5)

102 I like "Kids Blow up the Darndest Things"(two points if you remember Art Linkletter)
Posted by: CUS at January 03, 2013 06:15 PM (84pE9)

I remember Art Linkletter. His manner with children was easy, natural and unaffected. I also remember Captain Kangaroo and his taciturn sidekick, Mr. Greenjeans. Annette Funicello beach party movies. The original Star Trek. 12-cent comic books.

Now I'm depressed.

Posted by: troyriser at January 03, 2013 06:27 PM (vtiE6)

103
Sharia creep.
No hypocrisy seen by those in this administration who removed religious freedom from their recognized human rights and infringe upon our citizens'religious freedom.
Unless you want to worship a _______ by ______ing a ______.

Posted by: Justamom at January 03, 2013 06:28 PM (Sptt8)

104 "93 Well, when Anderson Cooper gets tired of being groped by Kathy Griffin on CNN, there's always Al Jazeera.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:24 PM (UOM4 "

In Iran, the Government offers "free" sex change operations. Granted, the Arabs aren't as Progressive... (or fucked in the head).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:28 PM (mb+Yr)

105
Al Whore.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 03, 2013 06:28 PM (3JFLq)

106 They thought that the Republicans were waging a "war
on women", what happens when muslims try to enforce dress codes and
other draconian shit on them?

Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2013 06:12


This. Islam is a perpetual war on women and it is the most revered religion by the Left. Cognitive dissonance is quite popular.

Posted by: gw mclintock at January 03, 2013 06:28 PM (mrwHH)

107 "96 Well, hellllllooooo, Jane!

Posted by: Sitting President of the United States at January 03, 2013 06:24 PM (b1VIZ)


Yeah, I know, you Marxist bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:25 PM (UOM4 "

The sad part is that that is literally true. Obama is literally a Marxist bastard.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:29 PM (mb+Yr)

108 The stupid are with us always.

--BCochran

I nominate this line for Stuff Jesus Said 2013 edition.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at January 03, 2013 06:29 PM (Su0W2)

109 This. Islam is a perpetual war on women and it is the most revered feared religion by the Left.

FIFY.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2013 06:30 PM (3x3F6)

110 "the sticking points was Beck's company isn't all GLOBAL WARMING
ELEVENTY."

Speaking of global warming. The neighbor across the street from my dad has a huge amount of lights and Christmas decorations every year. It's like Disneyland out there. God Bless him he's still running them over a week after Christmas.

Of course, he's not using as much energy as Al Gore's private jet, but he's taking a damn good stab at it .

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 06:30 PM (IuqdM)

111 The patriarch, Joseph "Final Solution" Kennedy, had a lobotomy done to
his daughter and was putting his married mick dick in every orifice of
Gloria Swanson; but the Kennedys are all about wimmenz rights.

---

There's a great story in a book I read some time ago about how future presidents were reared as children. They discussed Big Joe. Joe wanted to be ambassador to England during the FDR administration and was an arrogant prick like, well, all of the Kennedys. FDR didn't think much of him but felt he should appoint him for political reasons. FDR asked Joe in for a job interview and decided to fuck with him. He said that any ambassador to England had to have good legs because he would be required upon certain occasions to wear kilts. So he told Joe he would have to examine his legs. He told Joe to drop them there in the Oval Office so FDR could check out his legs. Joe was humiliated but did it so he could be ambassador. So there's Joe parading around the Oval Office without benefit of pants being silently laughed at by FDR.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:31 PM (XUKZU)

112 Oops that's from pep.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at January 03, 2013 06:31 PM (Su0W2)

113 @ 106 gw mclintock

Many Conservatives especially neocons support Islamic causes. This is a problem in both the Right and Left.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:31 PM (tLNEC)

114 64 How did so many become so stupid so quickly?

Posted by: mare at January 03, 2013 06:14 PM (A98Xu)


Education! There's a reason Bill Ayers became an Ed prof, don't ya know? So, morons, how long do you think we have before they go for his Prairie Fire end game? Anyone?

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 03, 2013 06:31 PM (MbXOQ)

115 Fox is talking about this now...

Al Gore made $100 million from the network based in an oil rich nation.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:31 PM (UOM48)

116 And you know who did? Why, Al Jazerra, of course.

That's blowing up below the belt Ace.

Posted by: Achmed the dead terrorist at January 03, 2013 06:32 PM (N2yhW)

117 Al Gore oozes slime.

Posted by: dogfish at January 03, 2013 06:33 PM (N2yhW)

118 I really, really want Al Jazeera to keep Joy Behar. Please, please, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:33 PM (UOM48)

119 I remember Art Linkletter. His manner with children was easy, natural and unaffected.


One of Art's daughters committed suicide when purportedly on LSD. The cocksuckers on the left reacted by making fun of him. It was an early education on the depths of how depraved those fuckheads are.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 03, 2013 06:34 PM (vAe53)

120 Oooh, Time Warner is dropping Al Jazeera from its cable line up.

We have extended cable here through Comcast, and we've never had Current TV, so I don't know what we've been "missing."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:34 PM (UOM48)

121
You know, just thinking down the line aways, this sharia shit is something I can imagine Justice Roberts supporting.
It would just line up with his not seeing the forest for the trees thinking.

Posted by: Justamom at January 03, 2013 06:35 PM (Sptt8)

122 [Jennifer Granholm] is leaving Current - Jazeera after learning of their sale...Posted by: American Dawg at January 03, 2013 06:21 PM

According to SooperMexican on Twitchy, the new owners have declared a jihad on booze in the TV host's coffee cups. ~snicker~


Posted by: eureka! at January 03, 2013 06:35 PM (HPRku)

123 @ 54 Cheri
Many Republicans would support a sharia law. Heck they support Sharia law states in Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, Libya and soon Syria.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:35 PM (tLNEC)

124 "113 @ 106 gw mclintock

Many Conservatives especially neocons support Islamic causes. This is a problem in both the Right and Left.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:31 PM (tLNEC) "

What?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:36 PM (mb+Yr)

125
Bill Ayers, holding in his hand his latest creation - The Talking Bomb

Bill Ayers: Now what?

The Talking Bomb: First, ...

Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2013 06:36 PM (HjPtV)

126 @ 121 Justamom

Roberts was appointed by Islam lover Bush, would you expect anything different?

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:36 PM (tLNEC)

127 "The patriarch, Joseph "Final Solution" Kennedy, had a lobotomy done to his daughter and was putting his married mick dick in every orifice of Gloria Swanson; but the Kennedys are all about wimmenz rights.
Posted by: Captain Hate "

At least he didn't drown old Gloria in a sinking car and run away and hide like a selfish, cowardly, piece of crap for 9 hours while she died. Wow, it's almost like the whole family is rotten to the core.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 06:36 PM (IuqdM)

128 This is symbolic (I'm repeating from previous threads, but it's insightful!):Al Gore tries to set up a Left-wing haven. It fails. It's then taken over by Muslims.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 03, 2013 06:16 PM (T0NGe)


thread winner!!!


eleventy

Posted by: Moron #3 at January 03, 2013 06:36 PM (W6iIX)

129 Bless you Time Warner ...I don't care if it is for business reasons. I just need to see a lefty drop kicked in the nuts every now and then.

Posted by: dogfish at January 03, 2013 06:37 PM (N2yhW)

130 Evening all. just got home from Chicago. As I was driving home i was scanning the radio stations and stopped on some unhinged loon lib going off on how conservatives are so stupid.. they dont even understand the 2nd amendment.. you see guns were only allowed so we could help the govt. Not self defense. the Govt doesnt need us to fight for them... so we should turn them in.

ugh.. it was so nice to get out of Chicago and into my nice red gun toting hometown.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 03, 2013 06:37 PM (DGIjM)

131
Y'all know about this highly moral sharia financing that splits eights ways to support jihad, yes?

Posted by: Justamom at January 03, 2013 06:37 PM (Sptt8)

132 @ 124 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney wanted to help Al-Qaeda in Syria. McCain, Graham, Rubio and Ayotte supported the Libya war. Bush established a Sharia Law state in Iraq. Those are the facts.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:38 PM (tLNEC)

133 "123 @ 54 Cheri
Many Republicans would support a sharia law. Heck they support Sharia law states in Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, Libya and soon Syria.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:35 PM (tLNEC) "

There's a difference between support and tolerate (in the true sense of the word).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:38 PM (mb+Yr)

134 Many Conservatives especially neocons support Islamic causes. This is a problem in both the Right and Left.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:31 PM (tLNEC) "

What?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:36 PM (mb+Yr)


Maybe you missed it, but both Afghanistan and Iraq now have shiny new sharia-compliant constitutions, courtesy of the US taxpayer. It is indeed a bipartisan problem.

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 03, 2013 06:38 PM (MbXOQ)

135 I remember Red Skelton from when I was a little kid, sitting with my family in front on the black and white television (my dad refused to buy color until the black and white was dead).

Red Skelton ended every show with "Goodnight, and God bless."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:38 PM (UOM48)

136 @132 blame booooosh... DRINK

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 03, 2013 06:38 PM (DGIjM)

137 "126 @ 121 Justamom

Roberts was appointed by Islam lover Bush, would you expect anything different?

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:36 PM (tLNEC) "

You have a very sophisticated world view...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:39 PM (mb+Yr)

138 Y'all know about this highly moral sharia financing that splits eights ways to support jihad, yes? Posted by: Justamom at January 03, 2013 06:37 PM (Sptt

Probably gonna have a jizzra tax on the dhimmi advertisers as well.

Posted by: eureka! at January 03, 2013 06:40 PM (HPRku)

139 Roberts was appointed by Islam lover Bush, would you expect anything different?
Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:36 PM (tLNEC)

I like the irony of your name.

Posted by: troyriser at January 03, 2013 06:40 PM (vtiE6)

140 Current TV failed for the same reason all lefty, communist progressive radio shows fail. They don't want to think rationally or discuss anything. It's all about emotion and having good intentions.

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 03, 2013 06:40 PM (RKlJP)

141 Many Conservatives especially neocons support Islamic causes. This is a problem in both the Right and Left.


Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:31


Requesting a Reality Check. What are you talking about? And your comment later on about Pubbies supporting Sharia.

Uh, no.

Posted by: gw mclintock at January 03, 2013 06:40 PM (mrwHH)

142 I remember that I thought that Al Gore was truly on OK guy being that he served in Vietnam and in comparison to Clinton but then he came out with that "No controlling legal authority" line to cover up his clear criminal behavior. I was so disappointed

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (XUKZU)

143 "132 @ 124 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney wanted to help Al-Qaeda in Syria. McCain, Graham, Rubio and Ayotte supported the Libya war. Bush established a Sharia Law state in Iraq. Those are the facts.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:38 PM (tLNEC) "

No.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (mb+Yr)

144 In celebration of Al Jazeera buying Current TV, instead of "The Barrel" perhaps we should consider "The Wood Chipper" here in the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (UOM48)

145 In sixth grade (197 my social studies teacher told us that if there were ever a nuclear holocaust it would involve the ME.

Posted by: Justamom at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (Sptt8)

146 I really, really want Al Jazeera to keep Joy Behar. Please, please, please.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:33 PM (UOM4
Me, too.In Qatar.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (Ahxbg)

147 Reality Check,
If by the new gov'ts installed, than by indirect intention, I'll go with it.

Posted by: gw mclintock at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (mrwHH)

148 @ 134 Chicagorefugee

It's good to see someone else who doesn't fall for the Republican Party's anti-terror propaganda. When it comes to the global Jihad, the Democrats and Republicans are 2 sides of the same coin. The GOP base supports this war for Islam nonsense. Look how much they still love Bush.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (tLNEC)

149 Great. Tag team idiocy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2013 06:42 PM (KDq5l)

150 Joe Kennedy Sr. showed his cowardice during the London Blitz. Read Alex Kershaw's book 'The Few' about the American pilots who fought in the Battle of Britain. He talks about what a real piece of work Joe Kennedy Sr was as our ambassador to the UK. FDR sacked his cowardly arse.

Amazon link for book - http://tinyurl.com/a3y42gf

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:42 PM (fpSpD)

151 @148 blame Boooooooosh... DRINK

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 03, 2013 06:42 PM (DGIjM)

152 Al Gore, he is the modern PT Barnum. "there's a sucker born every minute" He has sure played the stupid greenies and other assorted lefties and made a tidy bundle off their eagerness to be conned.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 03, 2013 06:42 PM (dkExz)

153 Probably gonna have a jizzra tax on the dhimmi advertisers as well.

---

A jizz tax. Oh yeah, baby, tell me more.

Posted by: St. Barack the Magnificent at January 03, 2013 06:43 PM (XUKZU)

154 "Fox is showing the first photo from the night of the 9/11 attack in Benghazi.
It's an official WH photo and shows the Jugeared Fuck standing in the Oval Office with his hands in his pockets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh"

He was probably worried that the news media might actually hold him accountable for his failure.
Lucky for him, they're even bigger butt kissers than he thought.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 06:43 PM (IuqdM)

155 @ 142 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

Are you telling me that McCain, Romney, Rubio, Ayotte, Graham and other Republicans did not support the war in Libya and are not supporting helping Al-Qaeda in Syria?

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:43 PM (tLNEC)

156 The GOP base supports this war for Islam nonsense. Look how much they still love Bush.
Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (tLNEC)

I bet you're fun at parties. Remember: they're laughing with you, with you, not at you.

Posted by: troyriser at January 03, 2013 06:43 PM (vtiE6)

157 Nobel prize winning manbearpig likely to become the new megaphone for OPEC and the like.

Posted by: sTevo at January 03, 2013 06:43 PM (sYewh)

158 "134 Many Conservatives especially neocons support Islamic causes. This is a problem in both the Right and Left.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:31 PM (tLNEC) "

What?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:36 PM (mb+Yr)

Maybe you missed it, but both Afghanistan and Iraq now have shiny new sharia-compliant constitutions, courtesy of the US taxpayer. It is indeed a bipartisan problem.

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 03, 2013 06:38 PM (MbXOQ) "

No. Courtesy of Leftist "intellectuals" who claimed Islam was something it never was.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:43 PM (mb+Yr)

159 Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (tLNEC)



Let me guess: you were an intern at Current TV. Your job was fetching David Shuster's coffee and fluffing Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:43 PM (UOM48)

160 @ 151 Jumbo Shrimp

Did Bush not establish a Sharia State in Iraq? Yes or No?

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:44 PM (tLNEC)

161 Remember: they're laughing with you, with you, not at you.

Posted by: troyriser


Well.......(looks around at ceiling)

Posted by: Good looking women at parties at January 03, 2013 06:44 PM (6TB1Z)

162 Civil Disobedience? I approve.

Small acorns, etc...

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — The controversy over a New York newspaper's publication of an interactive database of gun permit holders is turning into an open government standoff.
A county clerk has refused to release names and addresses of residents with pistol permits.
Putnam County Clerk Dennis Sant cites concerns about the safety of permit holders with protection orders as among the reasons for turning down a request from the Journal News. It wants information on who holds handgun permits in his county.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 06:44 PM (OQpzc)

163 @ 159 Jane D'oh

What have I said that's not factual? The Democrats are honest in their support of Islamic causes. The Republicans are dishonest and the base supports this dishonesty.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:45 PM (tLNEC)

164 Can't wait for Stoning 101 and Honor Killings For Fathers.

Posted by: minometer at January 03, 2013 06:45 PM (YKu83)

165 At least he didn't drown old Gloria in a sinking car
and run away and hide like a selfish, cowardly, piece of crap for 9
hours while she died. Wow, it's almost like the whole family is rotten
to the core.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 06:36 PM (IuqdM)
A condition perfected by generations of inbreeding.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 03, 2013 06:45 PM (Ahxbg)

166 Did Bush not establish a Sharia State in Iraq? Yes or No?
Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:44 PM (tLNEC)

*holds up hand* Me! Me! Pick me! I know! I know!

Posted by: troyriser at January 03, 2013 06:45 PM (vtiE6)

167 Lady parts were molested by a purple finger!

Posted by: Freedonker at January 03, 2013 06:45 PM (I88Jc)

168 Liberal icon media portal refuses to sell (out) to a non-liberal (much less conservative) company. That's a common theme, isn't it?

Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (HjPtV)

169 160
@ 151 Jumbo Shrimp

Did Bush not establish a Sharia State in Iraq? Yes or No?


Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:44 PM (tLNEC



My gawd, you're right! Boooooosh hates women and personally wrote the new Iraq constitution. And Dick Cheney had a hand in it as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (UOM48)

170 @ 158 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

Most Republicans supported the Iraq war. Republicans supported Obama's war in Libya and are calling fro war in Syria. Romney called for air strikes in Syria when he ran for President. It's not just Leftists.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (tLNEC)

171 Gives new meaning to The Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (XUKZU)

172
Which US women's rights organization do you think will be the first to address islamic women's rights?

Conversely, how long until safe, clean, affordable female genital mutilation will be covered by SCOAMTTcare?
Oh, IMHO.

Posted by: Justamom at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (Sptt8)

173 "148 @ 134 Chicagorefugee

It's good to see someone else who doesn't fall for the Republican Party's anti-terror propaganda. When it comes to the global Jihad, the Democrats and Republicans are 2 sides of the same coin. The GOP base supports this war for Islam nonsense. Look how much they still love Bush.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (tLNEC) "

A War on Islam would be a good idea. Yes.

(If you don't like "War on Islam" for some reason, we could always call it a Crusade.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (mb+Yr)

174 I remember that I thought that Al Gore was truly on
OK guy being that he served in Vietnam and in comparison to Clinton but
then he came out with that "No controlling legal authority" line to
cover up his clear criminal behavior. I was so disappointed


Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2013 06:41 PM (XUKZU)


I don't know if it was Iowahawk or the Onion that referred to his service as "Full Metal Keyboard". My hypothesis has been that his low wattage brain was permanently scrambled by potent 'Nam weed. The "no controlling legal authority" was bad enough but him repeating it robotically over the course of a presser was unintentional humor after a point.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (vAe53)

175 Quoting Sponge: "Note to self, Democrats Liberals in general are douchbags.




Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2013 05:58 PM (Rq+Vo)



Corrected for accuracy."

Should read "Note to self, Liberals in general are STILL...etc."

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 03, 2013 06:47 PM (CLkAH)

176 ::::132 @ 124 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney wanted to help Al-Qaeda in Syria. McCain, Graham, Rubio and Ayotte supported the Libya war. Bush established a Sharia Law state in Iraq. Those are the facts.
Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:38 PM (tLNEC)::;


Throw in a Jew-controlled international banking system and you've hit the Batshitfecta, friend.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 06:47 PM (QVmdM)

177 160 @ 151 Jumbo Shrimp

Did Bush not establish a Sharia State in Iraq? Yes or No?
Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:44 PM (tLNEC)

aww bless your heart you have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit about your opinion on .. well... anything.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at January 03, 2013 06:47 PM (DGIjM)

178 @ 169 Jane D'oh
Bush hailed Iraq's Sharia Constitution as beacon of hope in the Mideast. Cheney

Deny it all you want, but the Republican Party is no different than the Democrats in this regard.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:48 PM (tLNEC)

179 Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (tLNEC)

Please, won't somebody make it stop?????

Posted by: antisocialist at January 03, 2013 06:48 PM (Ahxbg)

180 Do we need the litter box?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:48 PM (fpSpD)

181 "155 @ 142 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

Are you telling me that McCain, Romney, Rubio, Ayotte, Graham and other Republicans did not support the war in Libya and are not supporting helping Al-Qaeda in Syria?

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:43 PM (tLNEC) "

You're not trying to understand reality as it actually is.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:48 PM (mb+Yr)

182 A jizz tax. Oh yeah, baby, tell me more. Posted by: St. Barack the Magnificent

Bend over the chair, Preezy Cakeboy. Here comes the Angry Inch. Let's practice some jihadi bomb hiding methods. Reggie Love will follow.

Posted by: Kal Penn at January 03, 2013 06:49 PM (HPRku)

183 still sucking ron paul's cock i see...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 03, 2013 06:49 PM (AVfT8)

184 Reality Check is hurt that his internship at Current/Al Jazeera ended when he was replaced by a particularly attractive goat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:49 PM (UOM48)

185 @ 177 Jumbo Shrimp
You live in denial. You can bitch and moan about Obama's support of Islamic terrorists, but you give the GOP a pass. You are either naive or a hypocrite.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:49 PM (tLNEC)

186 SILVER DIMES!!!! UUAAAHAHAAHAA!!

Posted by: Reaality Cherk at January 03, 2013 06:49 PM (KDq5l)

187 Small acorns, etc...



WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — The controversy over a New York
newspaper's publication of an interactive database of gun permit holders
is turning into an open government standoff.

A county clerk has refused to release names and addresses of residents with pistol permits.

Putnam County Clerk Dennis Sant cites concerns about the safety of
permit holders with protection orders as among the reasons for turning
down a request from the Journal News. It wants information on who holds
handgun permits in his county.

Posted by: Invictus at January 03, 2013 06:44 PM (OQpzc)


County Clerk's office is a mile down the road from me, drive past it on the way home from work. Every damned network news van is parked outside it right now. Fucking vultures.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 03, 2013 06:49 PM (hpYnL)

188
Its gonna be quite hard to get some more conservative TV.

Super liberal Comcast won't carry any new conservative channels.

Somebody is gonna have to buy nbc on the sly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2013 06:49 PM (69Mdf)

189 179
Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (tLNEC)

Please, won't somebody make it stop?????




Fetch the sacred Islam wood chipper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:50 PM (UOM48)

190 @Jane D'oh

I am an anti-Islamic Libertarian. I call out the hypocrisy of both parties. What have I said that's not true? Sorry it shatters your naive worldview of Republicans are good and Democrats are bad. Wake up, they are both bad and have our nation out to Islamists.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:50 PM (tLNEC)

191 Jane.. That was an attractive goat.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 03, 2013 06:51 PM (YKu83)

192 Quoting dogfish: "Bless you Time Warner ...I don't care if it is for business reasons. I
just need to see a lefty drop kicked in the nuts every now and then"

^ ^ ^ this. And I might add, in this case it's even more enjoyable when said activity is done by another lefty organization.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 03, 2013 06:52 PM (CLkAH)

193 @ 181 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney
Nice to see you are honest in supporting Islamic terrorists.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:52 PM (tLNEC)

194 "170 @ 158 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

Most Republicans supported the Iraq war. Republicans supported Obama's war in Libya and are calling fro war in Syria. Romney called for air strikes in Syria when he ran for President. It's not just Leftists.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (tLNEC) "

Reality isn't just a sequence of bumper stickers.


(That would make a good bumper sticker.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:52 PM (mb+Yr)

195 Reality Check, uh, never mind. Quixotic it would be.

Posted by: eureka! at January 03, 2013 06:52 PM (HPRku)

196 He talks about what a real piece of work Joe Kennedy Sr was as our ambassador to the UK. FDR sacked his cowardly arse.

Amazon link for book - http://tinyurl.com/a3y42gf

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 06:42 PM (fpSpD)


Don't go overboard praising FDR; he only got rid of Kennedy when it became obvious that his Nazi sympathies were a fucking embarrassment to his entire administration. Same thing with Henry Wallace. He was still responsible for putting a bunch of less blatant commie fucks in place.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 03, 2013 06:52 PM (vAe53)

197 BOOOOOOOSH! *drink*

Ooooh, Fox reporting that Barry the O is still running rendition.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:52 PM (UOM48)

198 Fetch the sacred Islam wood chipper.

And the holy hand grenade.

Posted by: pep at January 03, 2013 06:53 PM (6TB1Z)

199 @ 176 Empire of Jeff

Nice to see you support Islamic terrorists. The Muslim Brotherhood's goal is the destruction of Israel. Conservatives like you who support the Islamic scum are enabling the enemies of Israel.

You are the anti-semite!

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:54 PM (tLNEC)

200 HAAARP IS FRYING OUR BRAINZ!!! USE VINEGAR TO STOP THE CHEMTRAILZ!!!!!

Posted by: Reaality Cherk at January 03, 2013 06:54 PM (KDq5l)

201 Yes or No?
Quick Bush,
Yes or No?
Sharia Quick?
Yes?No?Quick?!!??

Posted by: Reality Chuck at January 03, 2013 06:55 PM (aZ6ew)

202 "178 @ 169 Jane D'oh
Bush hailed Iraq's Sharia Constitution as beacon of hope in the Mideast. Cheney

Deny it all you want, but the Republican Party is no different than the Democrats in this regard.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:48 PM (tLNEC) "

If you go out of your way to be as stupid as possible, a lot of things are going to seem "equal."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:55 PM (mb+Yr)

203 199
@ 176 Empire of Jeff

Nice to see you support Islamic terrorists.
The Muslim Brotherhood's goal is the destruction of Israel.
Conservatives like you who support the Islamic scum are enabling the
enemies of Israel.

You are the anti-semite!


Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:54 PM (tLNEC



*can't pop popcorn fast enough....must pour another drink and sit back*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 06:55 PM (UOM48)

204 I guess from now on we should just call it Jizz T.V.

Posted by: American Dawg at January 03, 2013 06:55 PM (rBK2Z)

205 My sister was at Syracuse U. When Gore lost to Bush in 2000. Since we are all from TN, her liberal classmates gave her hell about his own state bailing on him. She replied Gore was a shit. Love my Sissy!

Posted by: Jmel at January 03, 2013 06:56 PM (9tSXa)

206 @ 194 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

I don't support war for Islamic terrorists like you do.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:56 PM (tLNEC)

207 "185 @ 177 Jumbo Shrimp
You live in denial. You can bitch and moan about Obama's support of Islamic terrorists, but you give the GOP a pass. You are either naive or a hypocrite.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:49 PM (tLNEC) "

You are an imbecile.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:56 PM (mb+Yr)

208 GOAT PORN

Posted by: 2 x 4 at January 03, 2013 06:57 PM (PVCxZ)

209 @ 202 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

Point out to me what I wrote that is not factual? Republicans supported Obama in Libya and are calling for war with Syria. The Republicans supports AL-Qaeda. That's the truth and you can deny all you want.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:57 PM (tLNEC)

210 "190 @Jane D'oh

I am an anti-Islamic Libertarian. I call out the hypocrisy of both parties. What have I said that's not true? Sorry it shatters your naive worldview of Republicans are good and Democrats are bad. Wake up, they are both bad and have our nation out to Islamists.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:50 PM (tLNEC) "

What have you said that wasn't profoundly stupid?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:58 PM (mb+Yr)

211 Most Republicans supported the Iraq war. Republicans supported Obama's war in Libya and are calling fro war in Syria. Romney called for air strikes in Syria when he ran for President. It's not just Leftists.
Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:46 PM (tLNEC)

Yes, most Republicans supported the Iraqi war. No, not all Republicans supported President Obama's 'lead from behind' efforts in Libya (although I certainly shed no tears for Quaddafi). Romney called for air strikes in Syrialargely (I think) motivated by humanitarian concerns and I can appreciate the impulse, given the many thousands of noncombatants who have so far been shot, bombed, tortured, and gassed over there.

I've read similar stuff to yours on Robert Spencer and Pam Geller's respective websites. For them (and their supporters), it all revolves around Islamic conspiracies of one sort or another. They even accused Rick Perry of being a fellow traveller for the Jihad, and Chris Christie as well. Hadn't heard the one about W. being a big Sharia supporter before, but hey, whatever gets you through the day.

Posted by: troyriser at January 03, 2013 06:59 PM (vtiE6)

212 You are the anti-semite!Posted by: Reality Check at January


You can't love musicals and be an anti-semite.
They'd kick you right out of the Drama Club.

Posted by: 2 x 4 at January 03, 2013 06:59 PM (PVCxZ)

213 208 GOAT PORN
Posted by: 2 x 4 at January 03, 2013 06:57 PM (PVCxZ)

You support Islamo fascists!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

Posted by: reality chicklets at January 03, 2013 06:59 PM (DGIjM)

214 "193 @ 181 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney
Nice to see you are honest in supporting Islamic terrorists.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:52 PM (tLNEC) "

Nice to see you're an imbecile.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 06:59 PM (mb+Yr)

215 2x4sockOFFdammit

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 06:59 PM (PVCxZ)

216 I will let you back to your little bubble. Keep believing the Republicans are better than Democrats in regards to Islamic terrorists. Both parties have gone to war for Islamic terrorists. But you suckers will support that because Fox News told you too. Wake up and realize that both parties are nothing but whores to Islam.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 07:00 PM (tLNEC)

217 'Red Skelton ended every show with "Goodnight, and God bless."
Posted by: Jane D'oh'

Red Skelton played in our area a couple of times. He was performing until he was quite old.

My sister and I ran into him at the mall and my sister got his autograph. He really loved to get out among people. Whenever he would play in a city, he would have whoever handled his show, take him to a local shopping area so he could walk around and meet people.
He was exactly the way you saw him on tv, a big smile on his face looking like he just loved people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 07:00 PM (IuqdM)

218 Alles zuruck mein komerads! Neu!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 07:01 PM (fpSpD)

219 Join the crusade to build the ocean communities of experimental freedom--unless you're not conservative enough!

Posted by: Freedonker at January 03, 2013 07:01 PM (I88Jc)

220 Red Skelton played in our area a couple of times. He was performing until he was quite old.



My sister and I ran into him at the mall and my sister got his
autograph. He really loved to get out among people. Whenever he would
play in a city, he would have whoever handled his show, take him to a
local shopping area so he could walk around and meet people.

He was exactly the way you saw him on tv, a big smile on his face looking like he just loved people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2013 07:00 PM (IuqdM



Wow. That's great. There's no one like him now. He'd be ridiculed off the air for the "God bless" at the end of his shows. Makes me teary-eyed to remember those days.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 07:01 PM (UOM48)

221 "199 @ 176 Empire of Jeff

Nice to see you support Islamic terrorists. The Muslim Brotherhood's goal is the destruction of Israel. Conservatives like you who support the Islamic scum are enabling the enemies of Israel.

You are the anti-semite!

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:54 PM (tLNEC) "

Actually, Arabs are Semites too.

(In the Middle East, everyone is a Semite.)
(Except the Turks, Kurds, and Persians.)
(And Pakistanis.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:02 PM (mb+Yr)

222 'Red Skelton ended every show with "Goodnight, and God bless."

'Standing By'.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2013 07:02 PM (PVCxZ)

223 @ 211 troyriser

Chris Christie is a supporter of the Muslim Brotherhood. He appointed a Judge with links to Hamas which is a MB branch. He also called people warning about Sharia law crazy. Look it up and see if I am lying.

As for Bush, he overthrew a Secular Regime and installed an Islamist Government in Iraq. He called Islam the religion of peace and had member's of the Muslim Brotherhood visit him in the White House.

I have to run now!

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 07:03 PM (tLNEC)

224 Actually, Arabs are Semites too.



(In the Middle East, everyone is a Semite.)

(Except the Turks, Kurds, and Persians.)

(And Pakistanis.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:02 PM (mb+Yr



Shhhhh....he's on a roll....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 07:03 PM (UOM48)

225 "206 @ 194 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

I don't support war for Islamic terrorists like you do.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:56 PM (tLNEC) "

I don't support being an imbecile, like you do.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:03 PM (mb+Yr)

226 I have to run now!


Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 07:03 PM (tLNEC



Awwww....and before Empire of Jeff had a chance to respond to you. Let me guess. Mom's "client" just arrived.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2013 07:04 PM (UOM48)

227 "209 @ 202 Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney

Point out to me what I wrote that is not factual? Republicans supported Obama in Libya and are calling for war with Syria. The Republicans supports AL-Qaeda. That's the truth and you can deny all you want.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 06:57 PM (tLNEC) "

Yes. "Republicans supports AL-Qaeda."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:04 PM (mb+Yr)

228 @ 211 troyriser

Qaddafi was fighting AL-Qaeda, you know the guys who attacked us on 9/11. That is who Assad is fighting as well. Stop watching Fox News and do research. There are no good guys in Syria. Let them kill each other.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 07:04 PM (tLNEC)

229 PSA: Reality Check is the former Nationalist, a Stormfrontin' goose-stepper with a hard-on for Furher fetish porn white supremacist Illinois Nazi troll who always loved Henry Gibson.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled flame wars.

Posted by: David (NOT Dave!), infamous sockpuppet at January 03, 2013 07:04 PM (cx6S0)

230 >>I have to run now!
Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 07:03 PM (tLNEC)

You mean bounce shitdick

Posted by: ontherocks at January 03, 2013 07:05 PM (aZ6ew)

231 Imbecile - Is a great word , it describes a persons IQ between 25 and 50 and a mental age of between three and seven years...

Posted by: American Dawg at January 03, 2013 07:06 PM (rBK2Z)

232 "216 I will let you back to your little bubble. Keep believing the Republicans are better than Democrats in regards to Islamic terrorists. Both parties have gone to war for Islamic terrorists. But you suckers will support that because Fox News told you too. Wake up and realize that both parties are nothing but whores to Islam.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 07:00 PM (tLNEC) "

Ok.


Try to keep your word.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 03, 2013 07:06 PM (mb+Yr)

233 OT: Illinois gun ban dead (The Rockford Record)

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/aj6kfyc

Excerpt:

A barrage of phone calls from citizens opposing the legislation,
however, helped take both bills off the lame-duck agenda. That means
both will not be voted on in February as reported earlier.

“Any bills not voted on by noon, Jan. 9, are considered dead since
the new legislature gets sworn in,” Sen. Dave Syverson, R-Rockford, said
Thursday.

Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2013 07:07 PM (HjPtV)

234 @ 229 David (NOT Dave!)

A White Supremacist who supports Israel and hates Israel? You clearly do not know what you are talking about. The Nazis supports Islam and hate Israel.

You support Al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood. You are a traitor to America buy supporting an organization who attacked us on 9/11. You are pure filth you Islamic loving scumbag.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 07:08 PM (tLNEC)

235 Sorry for the interruption, but this is kinda' funny

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=163696

Al Jagorra

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at January 03, 2013 07:09 PM (RKlJP)

236 I'm glad I left the Republican Party. You clowns are a bunch of Islamic terror supporters. Republicans are traitors like Democrats. Screw you both.

Goodbye and now you can back to your regularly scheduled Islamic loving fake Conservative propaganda.

Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 07:09 PM (tLNEC)

237 Yeah we glad you left, the average IQ went up 20 points and the air got fresher.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 07:10 PM (fpSpD)

238 How can we miss you if you won't go away?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 03, 2013 07:13 PM (JDIKC)

239 EoJ, you saying its like MRSA?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2013 07:14 PM (fpSpD)

240 But you suckers will support that because Fox News told you too. Wake up and realize that both parties are nothing but whores to Islam.
Posted by: Reality Check at January 03, 2013 07:00 PM (tLNEC)

Which would make Fox News a pimp of Islam, I guess. I can see Rupert Murdoch now, in a meeting with Roger Ailes and other high-level Fox executives, all decked out, wearing his pimp hat and his pimp coat and a single pimp glove, glittering with rhinestones, waving his pimp stick for emphasis, shouting them down in a colorfully mixedpatois of Australian and South Central, all street and shit.

Pimpin', pimpin' for Islam, baby. Yo.

Posted by: troyriser at January 03, 2013 07:15 PM (vtiE6)

241 Oh, and all trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice (by preference, actually).

Posted by: David (NOT Dave!), infamous sockpuppet at January 03, 2013 07:15 PM (cx6S0)

242 MFM delenda est.

And marginalize trolls by ignoring them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 03, 2013 07:17 PM (bxiXv)

243 Trolls aren't as fun when I'm not drinking.

Posted by: mare at January 03, 2013 07:24 PM (A98Xu)

244 Boring troll is boring.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 03, 2013 07:49 PM (QupBk)

245 Guys, I had to skip down a little. Have we gotten to the World Zionist Conspiracy part where the Jews control all the banks?

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at January 03, 2013 07:51 PM (mMtFx)

246 245 Guys, I had to skip down a little. Have we gotten to the World Zionist Conspiracy part where the Jews control all the banks?
Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at January 03, 2013 07:51 PM (mMtFx)
____
neocons !!1!!111 eleventy !!1!

Posted by: luaP noR at January 03, 2013 07:58 PM (RKlJP)

247 Admittedly the "neocon" insult is a lot easier to say than "Hi, I'm a White Nationalist who thinks Christianity is a conspiracy by TEH JOOOZ to control white people and I like Islamofascists because they hate TEH JOOOZ too! Once TEH JOOOZ are gone they totally won't force Sharia Law on us. Also, I like to plaster my conspiracy website with photos of Hitler petting deer."

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at January 03, 2013 08:26 PM (mMtFx)

248 As a yout, I delivered the journal News . What a piece of shit it was even then

Posted by: Avi at January 03, 2013 08:31 PM (Qxj1r)

249 Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at January 03, 2013 08:26 PM (mMtFx)
____
but I thought you knew that "neocon" was another code word for TEH JOOOOZ and TEH ZIONISTS because they subverted the Repubs 40 years ago.

Posted by: luaP noR at January 03, 2013 08:53 PM (RKlJP)

250 Maybe the next time Al B. Gore is mentioned, this animated news re-enactment should be linked? http://tinyurl.com/bhbv7v7

Posted by: Baldy at January 03, 2013 08:59 PM (opS9C)

251 Big Al bought out by Big Oil.

Posted by: 2SoonOld2LateSmart at January 03, 2013 09:10 PM (YFAMg)

252 Gore's tax machinations and making a fortune is OK to libs because (1) Gore is a liberal himself, and (2) his income is derived from political and governmental connections, providing contacts with powerful people, and facilitating access betweenelites. This (and entertainment) are the politically correct methods of making big money.

Posted by: RM at January 03, 2013 10:52 PM (ixDYs)

253 134 Maybe you missed it, but both Afghanistan and Iraq now have shiny new sharia-compliant constitutions, courtesy of the US taxpayer. It is indeed a bipartisan problem.
-
Yes.

The lying started on 9/11. The first four words out of W's mouth should have been "we are at war".

The lying never stopped. All that "religion of peace" stuff started with Bush. The left was all for it, but so was he.

Islamic immigration and sharia influence is greater than ever - when it should have been policy in every Western state to end it. America should have pushed that.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at January 03, 2013 11:12 PM (rrrur)

254 211 I've read similar stuff to yours on Robert Spencer and Pam Geller's respective websites.
-
Also Diana West. And they're right.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at January 03, 2013 11:21 PM (rrrur)

255 Trying to catch up bc I finally can. Please save me time, did Hadji show up here with a GB joke? That's all I want.

Posted by: L, elle at January 04, 2013 12:57 AM (0PiQ4)

256 manbearpig, Barnum and Bailey,side show charlatan, produces fake global warming movie, sells carbon credits, starts left of left network, earnsmultiple millionsreported he cheated on his wife, reported he expects happy ending massage and the liberals love him.

Posted by: Bufalobob at January 04, 2013 01:04 AM (x+7qA)

257 Please post the headquarters addy for Al-Jazeera TV channel when they get moved in.

Can some one please post the contact info for the staff and handlers? I am sure that will not come from the NYT, like Obama they cover for the Muzzies.

I am semi- sure some patriot would like to blow that HQ the fuck up!

Tit for tat! just sayin!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 04, 2013 03:51 AM (KpPUH)

258 Are we just going to whine or are we going to fight back?

The media is the enemy.

Are you supporting the enemy or fighting them?

Posted by: GardenGnome at January 04, 2013 08:46 AM (ZZPs4)

259 Doesn't the FCC have to approve this sale before it can go through?

Posted by: Manolo at January 04, 2013 09:52 AM (xZ8Ay)






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