Al Jazeera Purchases Current TV; Will Create New Channel Called "Al Jazeera America"

Synergy.

Al Jazeera on Wednesday completed a deal to take over Current TV, the low-rated cable channel that was founded by Al Gore and his business partners seven years ago.

Current will provide the pan-Arab news giant with something it has sought for years: a pathway into American living rooms. Current is available in about 60 million of the 100 million homes in the United States with cable or satellite service.

Rather than simply use Current to distribute its English-language channel, called Al Jazeera English and based in Doha, Qatar, Al Jazeera will create a new channel, called Al Jazeera America, based in New York. Roughly 60 percent of the programming will be produced in the United States, while the remaining 40 percent will come from Al Jazeera English.

Some Current personnel will continue on with the Al Jazzera America channel, but most of its programming will be, ahem, original.

What can you say? The suitors found each other.

Posted by: Ace at 07:07 PM



Comments

1 Will they kill Mickey Mouse again?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 02, 2013 07:08 PM (ndlFj)

2 LOVE, exciting and new....

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 02, 2013 07:08 PM (NL15p)

3 Nobody will watch it except committed leftists and jihadists.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 07:08 PM (9XBK2)

4 I sure hope the financing of the deal is sharia-compliant.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 02, 2013 07:09 PM (NL15p)

5 @3: so the same as now, then.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 02, 2013 07:09 PM (OevbG)

6 How many goats did al Jizz pay?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 02, 2013 07:10 PM (OevbG)

7 Color me shocked.


Posted by: watching at January 02, 2013 07:10 PM (14pZc)

8 5 Exactly.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 07:10 PM (9XBK2)

9 OMG!

Oblig.: how can you tell the difference?

Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:10 PM (I2LwF)

10 No matter how cyncial you become, it's never enough to keep up.

Posted by: Lily Tomlin at January 02, 2013 07:11 PM (14pZc)

11
I will be forwarding my resume to you, poste haste.
Good day to you, Sir!

Posted by: Kieth Olberman at January 02, 2013 07:11 PM (4S7hN)

12 There's someone for everyone.

Posted by: Andy at January 02, 2013 07:11 PM (OZPoa)

13 Will the Gore Effect mean lots of snow on the screen?

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 07:11 PM (TvO05)

14 We sure live in interesting times, as the Chinese curse goes. That said, they can't be much worse than al-Reuters, al-AP, al-NYT, al-NBC etc.

As Preezy Cakeboy said today at the turn on the 9th hole, "Aloha Snackbar!"

Posted by: eureka! at January 02, 2013 07:12 PM (HPRku)

15 Why would Al Jazeera see Current TV as a natural fit?

Posted by: Wondering at January 02, 2013 07:12 PM (14pZc)

16 Look for mine too.

Posted by: Sean Penn at January 02, 2013 07:12 PM (4S7hN)

17 Is Gore providing the dowry for this marriage?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 02, 2013 07:12 PM (OevbG)

18 I don't even know if I have Current, and I don't care enough to look.

Any news on Speakership? I have television off these days.

Posted by: CarolT at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (z4WKX)

19 If Iput my face down onyour crotch, will you hire me?

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (4S7hN)

20 We are still more left leaning than they will be!!1!

Posted by: MSNB☭ at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (Vk2pI)

21 "BFD" as Biden says. They are as laughable as China Central TV on Dish. Try identifying the ESL teachers' accents in the news and ask yourself how far the native speakers fell to land on CCTV and Al Jazz Era air.

Drinking game anyone?

Posted by: DM at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (pQXbd)

22 Okay, nuts and guts time.

What constitutes a "TV network"?

Agreements in place for content? The talent and administration, eg those people who do it? The cameras and studios and cables, etc.?

What exactly did Algore sell to Aljezeera and what are its assets and liabilities?

Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:14 PM (I2LwF)

23 leftoids and islamofascist sitting in a tree k-i-s...

Posted by: newrouters at January 02, 2013 07:14 PM (kfeRL)

24 Too bad Pravda couldn't have bought it out...

http://tinyurl.com/cgxdae2

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 07:14 PM (Vk2pI)

25 Nobody will watch it except committed leftists and jihadists.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: The White House at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (FcR7P)

26 Will NBC News be suing over copyright infringement?

Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (I2LwF)

27 Synergy indeed. Can we stop importing these fucking people (see Somalians in Ohio).

Diogenes, from your last post, I agree with your thought. Feel the pain of big government. Unfortunately, I didn't see a way to do it without giving up the House in 2014 and the last time these bastards had full control we got Obamacare.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (tVTLU)

28 Nobody will watch it except committed leftists and jihadists.

Honestly? I'm expecting quite a number of conversions. Call it a psychological "Malmo Syndrome" or something.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (T0NGe)

29
Phase 2: Require U.S. courts to apply Islamic law in civil cases when requested by parties.
Phase 3: Require U.S. courts to apply Islamic law in all cases, civil and criminal.

Posted by: UK Dry Run at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (x9s9/)

30 So is manbearpig halal?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (TCGmg)

31 Repost from last thread, have a good night morans, but for Game of Thrones/philosophy fans, I thought this was an excellent, excellent observation that merited some thought.

Not to uber nerd it up here or anything, but just finished with the Game of Thrones series, except for the last couple of chapters after that shocking event. Anyway, the dwarf was ruminating on the subject of man and slavery, and essentially said that 99.5% of men, when given the choice between being a slave and death, will choose slavery. I thought that was very important indeed. A slave can always try to physically resist and kill the master, but almost always this will fail and the slave will die. Hence to live is to remain a slave. Much like Milgram's obedience expirements. Just cause some dude with a fucking white lab coat told people to, a shocking % of test subjects would literally hold a heart patients arm on electroshocks, as the poor guy would scream and cry that his heart hurt him. Again, a shit ton of people forcibly held what they were told was a "heart patient's" arm on ELECTROSHOCK, over his crying and begging to stop, simply because some schmuck in a white lab coat told them to. That is scary shit.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (tVTLU)

32 Lassie and Porky Pig need not apply.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (aZ6ew)

33 I have the channel,I've run across it while flipping through.I avoid it like it has leprosy.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (9XBK2)

34 I'd be curious to hear from some of the employees who stay on for a while. I want to hear them shocked (SHOCKED!) that there's anti-Semitism and misogyny going on there.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (T0NGe)

35 Diogenes, from your last post, I agree with your thought. Feel the pain of big government. Unfortunately, I didn't see a way to do it without giving up the House in 2014 and the last time these bastards had full control we got Obamacare.

Who this "we," pale face?

Posted by: Your Betters in the GOP at January 02, 2013 07:18 PM (I2LwF)

36 If my cable company started airing that shit, I would cancel.

Posted by: red at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (ymJbM)

37
Perhaps Keef Olberman will appear nightly in long white robes a la Laurence of Arabia.

Posted by: UK Dry Run at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (x9s9/)

38 Al Gore, sex poodle at large!

Posted by: Killerdog at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (Oi60j)

39 Who knew that allah guy was a global warmist?

Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 07:20 PM (pcgW1)

40 There will however, be a game show called The Goating Game.



........and off track betting from Camel Downs.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 02, 2013 07:20 PM (aZ6ew)

41 The Gore family has a long history of deals with anti-Americans.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 02, 2013 07:20 PM (iJ7yM)

42 Red @36: tell your cable company now. On the phone and in print.


Then denounce yourself and sign up for voluntary mandatory sensativity training.

Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (I2LwF)

43 A marriage made in Hades.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (Lxw+T)

44 I think in islam, releasing the second chakra involves goats.

Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (pcgW1)

45 So now some of my cable bill will go to those jihadi motherfuckers?

Current is bundled in with the tier I want. Not sure how to get the channels I want without Jihadi TV.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (ZPrif)

46 Moran is an Irish surname. Derived from a familial sept - Mórán
When translated the name means 'Big One.' Okay that works.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (TCGmg)

47 So, I guess there won't be a lot of programming aimed at dog lovers.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (Lxw+T)

48 Fuckin A! Hadji the muslim comic is getting a sitcom!

Posted by: Real Joe at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (PD2ad)

49 Olberdouche will be doing the LifeStyle segments, and advertising bath products.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (UOM48)

50 It truly is symbolic, isn't it?

Al Gore creates a network for the purposes of getting the progressive message out.

In a few short years, it's taken over by Jihadists and used to get a foot in the door of mainstream America.

Well done, Al.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (T0NGe)

51 We're over 189,000,000 page hits. Do you think this network will have 189,000,000 sets of eyeballs in nine years?

Do you think it will be around in nine years?

Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (I2LwF)

52 Back to back marathon of "Fiddler On the Roof," "Yentl," "Schindler's List" and "Exodus."

That and Farfour,the Hamas mouse!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (XkWWK)

53 I've seen Al Jazeera English a few times and it was much more focused on news reporting than our 24/7 news channels.

Posted by: ElKomandante at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (yUV0V)

54 Nightly round tables discussing the obvious culpability of 12 year old girls who allow themselves to be gang raped on a bus and then raped by the police inspector and then raped by the police inspector's boss.

Posted by: UK Dry Run at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (x9s9/)

55 Hey current. Your the chick in this marriage. You know what that means right?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (0q2P7)

56
Al Jazeera may absorb some Current TV staff members...




"Ixnay on the U-Jays."


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (kdS6q)

57 Great content opportunity for HAMAS TV and Farfour ? Do they have KO on speed dial. Think of the chance for Obermann to enrage a new set of international bosses...

Posted by: standfast24 at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (s4wkw)

58 Will they hire the TV rabbit who teaches Palestinian children how to murder Jews?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (Lxw+T)

59 47 So, I guess there won't be a lot of programming aimed at dog lovers.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (Lxw+T)



Except for the cooking shows, you mean?

Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (I2LwF)

60 Amishdude:

Can we make that a poster or something. Best post I have seen in ages!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (tVTLU)

61

This is my shocked hijab.

Posted by: MJ at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (TR60b)

62 It was good that Bush won in 2000.

Posted by: Real Joe at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (PD2ad)

63 Will they carry 'Achmed the Dead Terrorist' do you think?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (TCGmg)

64 I'm pitching my concept for a fresh and innovative news program. I call it "BlowingMy Load: Anderson Cooper On Jizzeera."

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (QKKT0)

65 VP of programming will be zombie Leni Riefenstahl.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (XkWWK)

66 Perhaps Keef Olberman will appear nightly in long white robes a la Laurence of Arabia.


Posted by: UK Dry Run at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (x9s9/)


If he returned, the new muz overlords would have him pegged as the staff eunuch with his eggplant shape.

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (iJ7yM)

67 The Big Question is: Will they cover the Arab goat beauty pageants?

*yes, morons, there actually is such a thing*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (UOM48)

68
So I have friends that I don't think are foaming at the mouth liberals. (They're military)
They tell me this Al Jazeera English actually turns out to be an OK source of international news. Franky I don't trust it. But whatever, I get MSNBC too, doesn't mean I care.
(Plus Current isn't in HD on my cable and I only watch HD channles for the most part. Not even worth surfing the nonhd ones.

Posted by: tsrblke at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (GaqMa)

69 Coming to you live from Dearborn, Michigan, it's "Name That Jihadi!"

First prize: two weeks vacation on the lovely West Bank, all expenses paid by the UN. Your gracious Hamas hosts will instruct you in the use of rocket launchers to be aimed at dirty Zionists. Fun for the whole family!

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (BStAJ)

70 This is a joke, right? Someone is putting us on?


Posted by: Book at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (CKDiV)

71 Makes sense. After all, Algore and Al Jazeera both share the same goals (Death to America! Death to the Joooos!).

Posted by: RoadRunner at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (3LD8A)

72 Al Gore's dad (US Senator also) was Armand Hammer's man in DC.

That's Armand ArmwithLenin Hammer.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (aZ6ew)

73 New feature length movie remake of "My Friend Flicka the Camel"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (TCGmg)

74 Will they show how to remove the condom from the goat on this channel?

Posted by: Killerdog at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (Oi60j)

75 Domestic media is now infotainment.

Posted by: Real Joe at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (PD2ad)

76 There are some good shows being batted around on Twitter. Latest chuckle was over "The Love Goat".

Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (FcR7P)

77
In related anti-American media news:

Andrew Sullivan Leaving Daily Beast to Start Subscription Web Site

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (kdS6q)

78 Great.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (piMMO)

79 The irony here is rich, and largely would be lost on the chattering classes, adding yet another layer of irony, but ultimately when you see a story like this you can't help but think of Luxembourg purchasing a short duration zero coupon bond from Liechtenstein and announcing it as "news," if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (pmsMR)

80 Theres that A-Rab oil money indoctrinating black chilluns near you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (l86i3)

81 There's a shitload of people in Dearborn and Minneapolis Aloha Snackbaring in their pants right now....


Posted by: Portnoy at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (A5Abh)

82 September 11 on the new CurrentTV will feature wall-to-wall special programming with musical numbers and lessons on flying aircraft.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (Lxw+T)

83 Current is bundled in with the tier I want. Not sure how to get the channels I want without Jihadi TV.

Here's a guess: I don't think you actually pay for Current. Most channels you get are in a bundle. So, for instance, NBC forces the cable/satellite company to carry MSNBC in exchange for USA, Discovery and the Weather Channel.

The shopping channels actually pay the cable/satellite providers to carry them (and a bundle too, which is why they have such low channel numbers.

But I'd have to guess that Current pays some nominal amount just to appear as channel 2342351238980 on the digital tier.

Just a guess, but I think that's right.

When I was at my parents, I was kind of surprised you couldn't take channels off the DirecTV listing. Would have been a lot easier to surf without 1453 pay channels in the middle of the list.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (T0NGe)

84 Will they show how to remove the condom from the goat on this channel?


***

They use condoms? Are they sheepskin?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (piMMO)

85 Are they going to pick up the syndication option for "The Big Bang Theory"?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (1OZSU)

86 I hear Kathy Griffin had an audition for newsreader but lost to a goat.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (Lxw+T)

87 Hey, it's cool to cut-n-paste my last post from the last thread to every new thread, right?

Posted by: Preciously Prescient's Perfectly Pierced Prolapse at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (NL15p)

88 In related anti-American media news:

Andrew Sullivan Leaving Daily Beast to Start Subscription Web Site


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (kdS6q)

PowerGlutes.com???

Posted by: Portnoy at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (A5Abh)

89 Al-Jazeera America. Now there's an oxymoron if I've ever seen one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (yiIja)

90 "How I Met Your Mothers" will be a hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (UOM48)

91 Al Gorzeera

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (2lhPQ)

92 So Current will become less anti-American? Cool.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (HDgX3)

93
Posted by: Portnoy at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (A5Abh)



Hello, Indianapolis.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (b1VIZ)

94
When did Carrot Top change his name to "Kathy Griffin"?

Posted by: UK Dry Run at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (x9s9/)

95 So how is Al-Jizz gonna be different than
Al-ABC, AL-NBC, AL-CBS, AL-MSNBC, AL-CNN.
They gonna take the Magic Muslim to task for participating in illegal wars or Drone killing un tried Americans, or running up un repayable debts and deficits, or giving other peoples chit to lazy ass freeloaders and fat asses?
If so I might watch!
Let the beheading begin!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry Forgit Mitt at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (yYlzT)

96 Al Gorzeera
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (2lhPQ)

LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (l86i3)

97 Andrew Sullivan Leaving Daily Beast to Start Subscription Web Site

Charles Johnson v. 2.0

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (Lxw+T)

98 Finally, something for committed lefties and America-haters on the air since the failure that was Air America. Say, is "al-Jezeera America" a translation of "Air America?"

Are Al Franken and Randi Rhodes looking for work, maybe?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (n4EDK)

99
Will this new cable channel be pro-palestinian and pro-jihadi?.... and how will this differ from CNN, CNBC, MSNBC, NBC, CBS and ABC? I can't help but think the anti-america view is already covered by our very own, home grown media.

Maybe Al Jazeera will actually be to the right of the MSM.

Heh.

Still won't watch it.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (7SgIa)

100 They'll feature a reality show about moms who encourage their little kids to blow themselves up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (UOM48)

101 Apropos of nothing, I spent New Years' at the home of another couple who are committed leftists with about 90% of the external markers you would expect.

Politics never came up directly, but the conversation danced around it a number of times.

The big surprise is some of their family who were present were Obama haters, so I wouldn't have been alone.

Weird, uncomfortable, but ultimately bearable night.

Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (I2LwF)

102 We're over 189,000,000 page hits. Do you think this network will have 189,000,000 sets of eyeballs in nine years?



Do you think it will be around in nine years?


If there is no Saudi civil war or other pan-Islamic conflict, the spice oil money will flow.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (T0NGe)

103
Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (T0NGe)

Well technically ou pay. NBC demands the cable company get MSNBC for $x/house and USA for $Y per house. If you want USA you're gonna take MSNBC.Thus your bill goes up for $X.
But that's really only because they think they'll get viewers. Cable company X would buy only USA if they could and keep prices low.
Well in theory. Cable is barely a competitive market, so in reality it's just two cartels agreeing how much to screw us over.

Posted by: tsrblke at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (GaqMa)

104 34
I'd be curious to hear from some of the employees who stay on for a
while. I want to hear them shocked (SHOCKED!) that there's anti-Semitism
and misogyny going on there.


Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (T0NGe)

_______________
Uhm, it's Current TV. It's already as anti-Semitic as you can get. There is only one group leftists hate more than Republicans.....Jews.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (HDgX3)

105 97 Andrew Sullivan Leaving Daily Beast to Start Subscription Web Site

Charles Johnson v. 2.0
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (Lxw+T)


Little Blue Ovaries?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (XkWWK)

106

"I'm on W-Kh-Gh-Dh in Cincinnati....."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (kdS6q)

107 44
I think in islam, releasing the second chakra involves goats.

-------------------------------

Okay, you have my interest now!

Posted by: AlGore at January 02, 2013 07:30 PM (3LD8A)

108 Oh man, Al Gore really jerked those a-rabs out of the park on this one. The booklet of rub-n-tug coupons in exchange for Current TV was probably a fair exchange, but the $180 in cash on top of that was just gravy.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 02, 2013 07:30 PM (+lsX1)

109 So I have friends that I don't think are foaming at the mouth liberals. (They're military)
They tell me this Al Jazeera English actually turns out to be an OK source of international news.


We've got it down. It's in English, so we know exactly what to say.

Besides, the real propaganda is taken care of by CNN International.

Posted by: Zombie Yassir Arafat at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (T0NGe)

110 Korrant TV.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (8hrco)

111 Baaaa Baaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Posted by: The best looking Goat this side of Iran at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (Oi60j)

112 Finally, a home for Keith Oberman.
But what is their positionon Ms. Maddow?

Posted by: LASue at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (pWeX5)

113 What a effin' loser.

Posted by: Tipper at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (N2yhW)

114 Will they be Obamacare compliant?

Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (P6QsQ)

115 Much pride must be found in al-Gore at this moment.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (8hrco)

116 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~

... yes, Hadji can do the impression of Al Gore. Hadji, he can kill it as they say, kill it as the crowd of heathen at the strip clubsss

wait, this microphone? it is on? Yes. Okay. Hadji will have to call you back.

Hello! It is I, Hadji, the Greg Gutfield of the people who are not condemned to die by the sword of a vengeful Allah - coming soon to a television set near you!

The news of Al Jazeera buying Current TV is as music to Hadji's ears. Hadji? He cut his teeth on the sketch comedy of The Islamic Second City Players and the early stylings of The Boomlings.

Hadji? He has the interview chops of Anderson Cooper without the homosexualness of a Stephen Colbert.

Hadji? He does the Karnac the Magnificent sketch, but as Jewnac the Magnificent ... Hadji show:

Hadji is dressed as Jewnac.
Hadji holds envelope to his head.

Siss.
Boom.
Bah.

The sidekick he repeat Hadji's words.

Hadji say:
Siss
Boom
Bah

and then the entire set makes the explosion because the Jew would blow himself up if we did not blow him up first.

It is funnier than the MacGruber, no?

You see?

Hadji does the cutting edge funny business.

Now Hadji has to find out how many goats the gig pays.

Wish Hadji luck!
_

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (RuUvx)

117 Pride, or cock. Either one.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (8hrco)

118 106

"I'm on W-Kh-Gh-Dh in Cincinnati....."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (kdS6q)


Wasn't Wkh Ghdh the guy who played Wo Fat on "Hawaii 5-0?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (XkWWK)

119 But what is their position on Ms. Maddow?

Ask Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (Lxw+T)

120 For it's next move in twelve-dimensional chess, Al Jizzera is looking to purchase exclusive graffiti rights for every toilet stall on the Jersey Turnpike.


It was presented to them as a high profile venue in a key U.S. population center.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (8hBZi)

121 Will they be Obamacare compliant?

They'll be exempt AND have a front-row seat for WH press conferences.

Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (FcR7P)

122 Heh. I just heard the guy substituting for Mark Levin quote Wimpy from the Popyey cartoons: "I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

I said that last night on the ONT (or one of last night's threads).

It's the zeitgeist, bitchez!

Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

123 Do you think this network will have 189,000,000 sets of eyeballs in nine years

I said "DIMES", you stupid cretins.

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (NL15p)

124 And to think, I let him stick his tongue down my throat on national TV.

Posted by: Tipper at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (N2yhW)

125 its

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (8hBZi)

126 Here ya go. Saudi Arabian goat beauty pageant:

http://tinyurl.com/a3uu4oe

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (UOM48)

127 8PM: The Fresh Prince of Baghdad.
Will gets jiggy with his new concubine. Carlton applies to the Bloody Martyr's Brigade Golf Club. Hilarity ensues.

9PM: NCIS Riyadh.
A pious Muslim is found murdered in a mosque. Tune in to find out if Jew A or Jew B did it.

10PM: Anderson Cooper News Special: Why Won't American's Submit to Allah (pbuhn)?
Cooper investigates how the bigotry of Americans is preventing them from becoming Muslims. Also, "Jizya is good for ya'."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (KDq5l)

128 What a effin' loser.
Posted by: Tipper at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (N2yhW)

You took half his shit and started fucking pablo the pool boy didn't you bitch. Meanwhile tellin me my AC/DC tapre was satanic? Blow me you useless cunt.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (l86i3)

129 Catch the new show, Honey Boo Boo Boom.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (BGvco)

130 34
I'd be curious to hear from some of the employees who stay on for a
while. I want to hear them shocked (SHOCKED!) that there's anti-Semitism
and misogyny going on there.

----------------------------------------

Dude, there's anti-Semitism and misogyny at Current TV right now!

Posted by: RoadRunner at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (3LD8A)

131 But that's really only because they think they'll get viewers. Cable
company X would buy only USA if they could and keep prices low.
Well in theory. Cable is barely a competitive market, so in reality it's just two cartels agreeing how much to screw us over.


But the point is that Current isn't part of one of those bundles. No cable or satellite company outside of Dearborn is going to pay to have it on their system.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:34 PM (T0NGe)

132 anything happen today?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 07:34 PM (8sCoq)

133 Actually, they were pretty strong against the foolish 75% tax levied in France, and in defense of the right to bear arms, a few weeks ago, so occasionally they are to the right of Fox,

Posted by: phillip fry at January 02, 2013 07:34 PM (Jsiw/)

134 Dude, there's anti-Semitism and misogyny at Current TV right now!

Look, there's anti-Semitism and there's anti-Semitic anti-Semitism.

Posted by: Whoopi al Goldberg at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (T0NGe)

135 100They'll feature a reality show about moms who encourage their little kids to blow themselves up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (UOM4...............Little Juniors Jihad. Tuesday nights at 9:11 EST

Posted by: Molly k. at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (qEd4y)

136 So, the only real difference will be the women will be wearing bags on camera instead of tats.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (Lxw+T)

137 Dude, there's anti-Semitism and misogyny at Current TV right now!
Posted by: RoadRunner at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (3LD8A)

Yeah, but achmed aint beatin bitches with a stick for showin ankle skin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (l86i3)

138 What happened to the trolls? They don't think this shit is funny?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (UOM48)

139 Ah yes! Hadji is back!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (piMMO)

140 Wow, "The Island" w/stars and stripes?!? I might even get a TV.
Or not. Depending on whether they'll air the Islamic wife-beating instructions from noted "clerics" here, and (I am asking for a friend) the eagerly anticipated "Cub Scout Specials" produced by Achmet and his bad teeth. (The primitive early versions were aired at the madrassah L'il Barry attended in Indonesia, and he brought many of the important lessons with him to Hawaii. A cubbie-cultural amb-ass-ador, as it were.)
(Any "dish ears" pulling sat stuff off X263.07, with id uplinks from the Obama compound? Hell, I'd flippin' pay for that!)

Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (1V6Pv)

141 You will be able to watch this movie on the new channel without a problem.
http://youtu.be/_5izvci8XUk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (TCGmg)

142 I can't hardly wait for their movie lineup.

Romancing The Goat
A Fistful Of Little Boys
Escape From New Ideas
Exploding Planes, Trains, And Automobiles

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (ccXZP)

143 Jane, Ace banned them a thread back.

Posted by: dogfish at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (N2yhW)

144 What happened to the trolls? They don't think this shit is funny?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (UOM4


This shit is real, they don't like that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (l86i3)

145
Diogenes, from your last post, I agree with your
thought. Feel the pain of big government. Unfortunately, I didn't see a
way to do it without giving up the House in 2014 and the last time
these bastards had full control we got Obamacare.

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (tVTLU)


And that may very well be the consequence of doing it. However, something I learned a long time ago is that sometimes you have to make things worse to make them better.


If they are tolerable, they will be endured. If they are not, they will not.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (bb5+k)

146
I Love Allah.
Everybody Loves Allah.
HOT in Abu Dhabi.
Seinfidel.
Achmed Pyle.
Besmirched.
Two and a Half Goats.
The Big Holocaust Theory.
Are You Being Slaughtered?
The Cosby Show.

Posted by: Test Lineup at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (x9s9/)

147 I call it "Blowing My Load: Anderson Cooper On Jizzeera."


Posted by: Anderson Cooper

You bastard! You're stealing my idea for Baba Ganoush Bukake With Matthews. Prick.

Posted by: chrissie matthews at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (jPVBi)

148 There's some far left PBS type channel out of Philly (Channel 35) that sometimes lets Jihad TV feed some content. So your tax dollars are already paying for this crap.

Posted by: Ben Ghazi at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (qw3hL)

149 100 They'll feature a reality show about moms who encourage their little kids to blow themselves up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (UOM4

*****

I've seen that- "Honey Boom Boom"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (1OZSU)

150 Meh, Al Jazeera America will get old soon, viewers will drop off, and then the lazy producers will just air reruns of beheadings and clitorectomies. Sort of like Lifetime.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (Lxw+T)

151 I'm guessing al-Jizz America won't be running any Jeff Dunham specials anytime soon.

And their sports division won't be carrying the LFL, either.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (n4EDK)

152 Will they carry the Cubs away games?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (MPjT8)

153 Hanover beat me to it- that was too easy.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (1OZSU)

154 Meh. Take their money.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 07:39 PM (QupBk)

155 LOL @Hadji.

You are by and miss, much like the unguided missiles the army of allah fires into the vagina-shaped abyss of Israel.

This one was a hit.

Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:39 PM (I2LwF)

156 Current TV America will fit right in with the existing media.

Posted by: dogfish at January 02, 2013 07:39 PM (N2yhW)

157 Will they carry the Cubs away games?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (MPjT

----------------

They wish.

Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (P6QsQ)

158 Think about the millions Al Gore has made on the fraud called "Global Warming"

Think about the hundreds of billions Al Gore has made the Middle East by delaying domestic drilling with the fraud called "Global Warming"

They owed him big time....

Posted by: phreshone at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (0SXI6)

159 Meh, Al Jazeera America will get old soon, viewers will drop off, and then the lazy producers will just air reruns of beheadings and clitorectomies. Sort of like Lifetime.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (Lxw+T)


Hey, Missy gold would not whore herself for such shows would she? Would she? Yeah, she would.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (l86i3)

160 Something tells me they won't be broadcasting the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (BStAJ)

161 I'm guessing al-Jizz America won't be running any Jeff Dunham specials anytime soon.

Lena Dunham will be a hit, however. So long as she stays in a sack and reminds everyone that Obama is a good muslim.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (Lxw+T)

162 I hear Al Jazeera and MSDNC are in a bidding war for that guy Maddow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (UOM48)

163 Ever since the Comcast/Uninversal/NBC merger, Comcast's OnDemand offers Current TV in their "news" section (lol at it being "news). Wonder if the idiots will offer this incantation of it. Probably.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (KL49F)

164 Little tent on the desert.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (b1VIZ)

165 Synergy? Tickle my teabag and I'll show synergy.

Posted by: Allahson Cooper 360 at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (0It32)

166 Will they carry the Cubs away games?

Are you kidding? They want ratings too.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (Lxw+T)

167 Hey Ace! Something related to this topic is an attempt by Intel to offer bundling free service. If this actually works out, it may fix a lot of what is wrong with networks nowadays. Imagine cable networks where you could de-couple channels of which you do not approve?



http://preview.tinyurl.com/b48qtx5

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (bb5+k)

168

my fiends,

what does it mean when life, rather than merely a few events in life, becomes surreal?


Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (3uCpJ)

169 Something tells me they won't be broadcasting the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (BStAJ)

Nope but get ready for an assfull of Arab keep away, or as otheres call it, Soccer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:42 PM (l86i3)

170 O/T- Fiscal Cliff deal has $76 million in tax credits to GE, Hollywood and Captain Morgan!

Great Deal McConnell! I think he has to go as minority leader more than Boehner as Speaker!

Posted by: CarolT at January 02, 2013 07:43 PM (z4WKX)

171 In other news, Sean Penn's BFF Hugo Chavez is still clinging to life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:43 PM (UOM48)

172

Honey, I Blew Up the Joo Kids


(that's not funny)

Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2013 07:43 PM (3uCpJ)

173 For those who are wondering about the movie clip I just linked. It's part of a movie that came out in 2002 called Divine Intervention by Elie Sulieman. This scene in the credits is called the Palestinian Ninja Scene.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:43 PM (TCGmg)

174 Er... Hit and miss

Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:44 PM (I2LwF)

175 The Goats Must Be Crazy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:44 PM (UOM48)

176 Everybody loves Muhammed.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:44 PM (l86i3)

177 Here is tiny url:
http://tinyurl.com/aj9kw2n

Posted by: CarolT at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (z4WKX)

178 Charles Goats

These burka wearing Goats are really sexy crime fighters who show a little hoof from time to time.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (Oi60j)

179 What could go wrong?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (ZOf1l)

180 I hope Tipper got a huge alimony check and has a hot cabana boy or twelve at her disposal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (UOM48)

181 Nope but get ready for an assfull of Arab keep away, or as otheres call it, Soccer. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:42 PM (l86i3)


Jeez. I'd rather watch the Cubs' away games.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (BStAJ)

182 Can you imagine a live call in show for Ask the Iman?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (TCGmg)

183
Nope but get ready for an assfull of Arab keep away, or as otheres call it, Soccer.

I can't wait to see their version of the X-Games withSevered-Goat-Head Polo, camel races, bomb construction competition, and Blasphemy Caning.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 02, 2013 07:46 PM (yiIja)

184 Weekend Update with Muftasa Mohammad al Mohammad el Arian-Mohammaed

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:46 PM (HDgX3)

185 Can you imagine a live call in show for Ask the Iman?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (TCGmg)

Hello? Imam? My wife's Brother's goat is hotter than she is. What do I do?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:47 PM (l86i3)

186 Leave it To Mohammed's Beaver

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:47 PM (HDgX3)

187 I think any American-stationed AQ cell who wants AJ can already get it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 07:47 PM (MPjT8)

188 I hear they are looking for stage hands to help out with the show on the punishment for theft.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:48 PM (Lxw+T)

189 "185 Can you imagine a live call in show for Ask the Iman?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (TCGmg)

Hello? Imam? My wife's Brother's goat is hotter than she is. What do I do?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:47 PM (l86i3) "

That's an easy one. You marry the goat too.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:48 PM (8hrco)

190 Friday the 13th Prophet of Mohammed

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:48 PM (HDgX3)

191 The Real Housewives of Omar Mohammed Ali Bumfuck

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:48 PM (UOM48)

192 Law and Odor

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (l86i3)

193 I wonder if all the brave liberals who go on MSNBC and call Christians every name in the book will be on this network calling Mohammed the same names.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (HDgX3)

194 @141 Can't believe you rick-rolled me.
I've even taken Krav Maga classes. WTF?
Really sad s**t, about the level of the wet-dream of a sad sack oh living s**t who dreams of marrying his cousin, the one with all the goats. In the privacy of the narrow wadi....
It will prolly take the place of the morning flag-raising
sequence on "The Island/Stars n Stripes".

Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (1V6Pv)

195 OT I know, but I had read this a minute ago and figured others could use a laugh

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A suburban New York
newspaper that ignited a furor by publishing the identities of
thousands of residents who hold gun licenses has hired armed security to
guard its staff after receiving an intimidating e-mail, a police report said.
Among a "large amount of negative correspondence" that White Plains, New York-based Journal News
has received since publishing permit holders' names was one e-mail in
which the sender "wondered what would get in her mail next," according
to a Clarkstown, New York, police report obtained by Reuters on
Wednesday.
The editor, Caryn McBride,
told police the newspaper hired a private security company whose
"employees are armed and will be on site during business hours," the
report said. The guards are protecting the newspaper's staff and
Rockland County offices in West Nyack, New York.
...There is more to the story...


Posted by: Bruce at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (hl+bP)

196 Wow, Jimmy Carter may be relevant again! Maybe there's a weekend anchor position for him...

Posted by: runningrn at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (Ag5D2)

197
Honestly who cares. Al Jazeera isn't that bad. Fox is just as bad as MSNBC but in different ways. As far as media outlets go, I'd take Al Jazeera over them all.

Also note, Al Jazeera is played in the chow halls on military bases in Afghanistan.
Republicans in USA have no clue what's going on in the middle east and that stupidity has been a major contributing factor to setting the stage for Obama and destroying our party.

Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy)

198
I wonder if they will do a story on the type of facelift that led to Hillary's blood clot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (69Mdf)

199 "Live from Dearborn Michigan, it's Saturday Night at the Jihad!"

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (ZOf1l)

200 Brian Dennehy in
I Dream of 72 Djinni

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (KDq5l)

201 When they talk about "camel toe" on the new Al Jazeera America, you can keep the kids around.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (Lxw+T)

202 It's becoming cumbersome to keep up with all this crazy.

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (0ImZM)

203 the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact of politics

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (60GaT)

204 Republicans in USA have no clue what's going on in the middle east
------------------------------



Which Republicans are you referring to?

Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (P6QsQ)

205 I loved Brian Dennehy as the Sahara Desert.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (Lxw+T)

206 The most popular show will be Friday's Fatwas.

The suspense will be greater than any episode of American Idol. Will you find out there is a fatwa against you? Stay tuned!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (TCGmg)

207 "197
Honestly who cares. Al Jazeera isn't that bad. Fox is just as bad as MSNBC but in different ways. As far as media outlets go, I'd take Al Jazeera over them all.

Also note, Al Jazeera is played in the chow halls on military bases in Afghanistan.
Republicans in USA have no clue what's going on in the middle east and that stupidity has been a major contributing factor to setting the stage for Obama and destroying our party.

Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy) "

Oh yeah, because you know all about what's going on in the Middle East...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (8hrco)

208 Let the barbarians have access? Sure, why not. Perhaps some will actually watch and see how contemptible their beliefs are. It isn't likely, but who knows?

Posted by: cranky-d at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (HDtn6)

209 Dude, Where's My Clitoris?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (QKKT0)

210 And we laughed at the Mayans.

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (0ImZM)

211
Al Jazeera Purchases Current TV; Will Create New Channel Called "Al Jazeera America"

You're sure this isn't from The Onion?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (4u2LN)

212 .Republicans in USA have no clue what's going on in
the middle east and that stupidity has been a major contributing factor
to setting the stage for Obama and destroying our party.

Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy)

you sound concerned

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (8sCoq)

213 "Republicans in USA have no clue what's going on in the middle east and
that stupidity has been a major contributing factor to setting the stage
for Obama and destroying our party."

well i'd say problems with neoconservative idealism are obvious, but i'm not exactly down with the Ron Paul-style reaction within the Right, if there's gonna be a helpful rethinking of GOP foreign policy it's counterproductive.

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (60GaT)

214 Here Comes Honey Boo Boo's Burqa

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (HDgX3)

215 Remember that Current TV gave Olberdouche his third shot at fame. Al-Jazzera has got to be an improvement over that. Besides, as was noted several times above, Al-Jazzera doesn't give a shit about politically correct reporting. This could even be interesting.

(Allah-correct reporting is another story.)

I recommend staying away from their 'reality TV' shows, though.

Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (rz0yi)

216 Abe Vigoda in...
My Mother The Carpet

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (KDq5l)

217
Too bad Pravda couldn't have bought it out...

They're going to buy out the NYT.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (4u2LN)

218 Oh come on, I don't get many. Law and Odor is brilliant. WTF.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (l86i3)

219 Also note, Al Jazeera is played in the chow halls on military bases in Afghanistan.



Really? My kid was just over there, and they had Fox on in his chow hall.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (UOM48)

220 My Mother the Kuffar

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (QKKT0)

221 Can you imagine a live call in show for Ask the Iman? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (TCGmg)

You made me think of an Arab version of "Dear Abby" that P.J. O'Rourke discovered in a Saudi English language paper when he was reporting on Gulf War 1. One of the questions was "What moral lesson can we learn from knowing that a certain person died on the toliet?" O'Rourke's own answer was "No lesson in particular," but apparently the columnist gave some long convoluted answer relating dying on the toliet to something in the Koran.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (BStAJ)

222 212
.Republicans in USA have no clue what's going on in

the middle east and that stupidity has been a major contributing factor

to setting the stage for Obama and destroying our party.



Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy)


**********************


you sound concerned


Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (8sCoq)

__________________
Very.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (HDgX3)

223 Peruvian Puff Peppers? WTF?

Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (I2LwF)

224 Really? My kid was just over there, and they had Fox on in his chow hall.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (UOM4

Jane caught someone bullshitting. Good for you Jane.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:55 PM (l86i3)

225 Al Jazeera America will air a sitcom called My Three Dead Martyrs.

In the rom-com category will be My Favorite Goat

For discussion of current events will be Nuke Israel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:55 PM (TCGmg)

226 Brian Dennehy in...

Who gives a shit about Nick Bergs head.
Sunday on AlJazeera US.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:55 PM (ZOf1l)

227 Joanie obeys Chachie?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:55 PM (l86i3)

228
Tonight on Al Jazeera Idol.... the finals between Mockmoud beats his wife to the beat of Beethovens 9th symphony and Ali sings The Rape Song accompanied by his ululating mother in law on a vest bomb.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (69Mdf)

229 Helen Thomas Baghdad Bob are slated to be the evening news anchors.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (eqV3Q)

230 Leave it to Beheading.

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (0ImZM)

231 "213 "Republicans in USA have no clue what's going on in the middle east and
that stupidity has been a major contributing factor to setting the stage
for Obama and destroying our party."

well i'd say problems with neoconservative idealism are obvious, but i'm not exactly down with the Ron Paul-style reaction within the Right, if there's gonna be a helpful rethinking of GOP foreign policy it's counterproductive.

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (60GaT) "

There were no problems with neoconservative idealism. All the problems came from a desire to play "realpolitik," to be politically correct, and to kowtow to the "Enlightened Religion of Peace."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (8hrco)

232 Will they be showing The X(plode) Factor, or The Big Bang Theory?

Posted by: Mo, Ham & Edd at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (ygAxO)

233 ...stupidity has been a major contributing factor to setting the stage for Obama.
Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy)



*****

I agree!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (1OZSU)

234 Is Current TV the channel that was constantly playing "The TrueStory Of Creepy Mormons" or some such drivel during the election?

Posted by: LASue at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (pWeX5)

235 Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy)
**********************
you sound concerned

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (8sCoq)
_________________
Very.
_________________
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo


Deeply. The way only a life long Christian Conservative Republican can be.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (0q2P7)

236 Coming in January to Al-Jazeera America:

Brian al-Dennehy as a Saudi morals cop, breaking all the rules and doing things his way, in

"8 Simple Rules For Beating Your Teenage Daughter"

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (8sCoq)

237 Well they won't be carrying Shahs of Sunset, that's for sure.

"I love when things pop in my mouth"

Posted by: wooga at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (QWB9R)

238 I hope they do well enough to split the loonie left viewers between MSDNC and Al -Gimme-Some-Jiz-era. May they both drown in a sea of red ink.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (HDgX3)

239 220 My Mother the Kuffar
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (QKKT0)


LOL!!!

Jerry Van Dyke's mother is beheaded and reincarnated inside a 1912 Maxwell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (XkWWK)

240 "218 Oh come on, I don't get many. Law and Odor is brilliant. WTF.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (l86i3) "

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (8hrco)

241 Burns & Allah.

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (0ImZM)

242 "We must understand them so they won't cut our heads off. Or the clitorises of our daughters."
"Suddenly there were heavy revolvers in the dream."

Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (1V6Pv)

243 Maybe it'll be a little more pro-American now.

Posted by: Crimeariver at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (aH+zP)

244 Oh come on, I don't get many. Law and Odor is brilliant. WTF.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (l86i3)

--------------
You're right. That WAS good. I would have caught it the first time but I was in the bathroom.

Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (P6QsQ)

245 234
Is Current TV the channel that was constantly playing "The TrueStory Of Creepy Mormons" or some such drivel during the election?

Posted by: LASue at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (pWeX5)


_____________
They've been playing Bowling For Columbine 24/7 since Newtown.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (HDgX3)

246 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (8hrco)


Thank you, At least someone here has some class.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (l86i3)

247 Casey Kasem.

No really. Him and Jamie Farr (aka Jameel Farrar).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (XkWWK)

248 "There were no problems with neoconservative idealism"

there's no problems with thinking democracy is default good in the M.E. and hoping it all shakes out?

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (60GaT)

249 They really need to hire Michael Moore. He can do health pieces.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (UOM48)

250 I Dream of Jihad

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (BStAJ)

251 No work for Mr Whipple and the Charmin Crew.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (aZ6ew)

252
Tonight you too can star in .... Suicide Bomber for a Day!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (69Mdf)

253 Patti Page has died, Big loss for those of us that loved that music. An American Treasure.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (l86i3)

254 "My Three Sons Under Shari'a".
Medved called it "edgy, a cross-cultural 'Weeds'" I am waiting for the Kevin Jenkins review. I want to be sure it's "safe" for little kids.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (1V6Pv)

255 Well it had to happen. The Lifetime channel is anti-men, the Al Jazeera channel will be anti-infidel. Channel 1452 on your U-Verse system.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:00 PM (ZOf1l)

256 "Suicide-bombing is painless..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:00 PM (XkWWK)

257 Coming up next...


My Three Jihadis

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:00 PM (8sCoq)

258 That 7th century show.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:00 PM (l86i3)

259 Mad about Joos

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (l86i3)

260 Behead my wife, please.

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (0ImZM)

261 "246 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (8hrco)


Thank you, At least someone here has some class.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (l86i3) "

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (8hrco)

262 Flip This Tent

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (QKKT0)

263 Sadly, there will probably be a feature: Stone That Whore!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (UOM48)

264 Dear Iman, is it okay if I think Corporal Klinger is funny?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (TCGmg)

265 The Bewitched pilot didn't have much potential beyond the stoning in the first episode.

But it was a hilarious stoning.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (0q2P7)

266 "248 "There were no problems with neoconservative idealism"

there's no problems with thinking democracy is default good in the M.E. and hoping it all shakes out?

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (60GaT) "

Is that what I wrote?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (8hrco)

267 @214 Honey Boo Boo/Shari'a version: "Who's felch?"

Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (1V6Pv)

268 Probably won't be showing "A Christmas Story" 24/7 during Ramadan.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (eqV3Q)

269
Mohammed's fashion show including Burkahs and ..... more burkahs!

Black is the new black this millenium.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (69Mdf)

270 Gore knew that if he grew out his beard, he'd attract the jihadists. Well played, Al. Enemy of my enemy is my friend, right?

Question: Are thirty pieces of silver enough to satisfy a carbon footprint?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (eHIJJ)

271 Flip This Tent
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (QKKT0)


LOL, Mrs. Sailor esp.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (l86i3)

272 218 Oh come on, I don't get many. Law and Odor is brilliant. WTF.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (l86i3)

*****

Oh come on, OSP- I liked it. I didn't quite LOL, but I did CTM.





(Chuckle To Myself)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (1OZSU)

273 Two camels for sister Sarah.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (b1VIZ)

274 "It's the story, of a man named Yassir..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (XkWWK)

275 It's Always Sunny In The Fucking Desert

Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (hpYnL)

276 Patti Page sings an Al Jazeera favorite..."How Much Is That Jihad in the Window."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (ZOf1l)

277 60 Minutes (until detonation)

Posted by: Molly k. at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (qEd4y)

278 American Idolator.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (XkWWK)

279 A few drachma more

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (l86i3)

280 Yassir move away from there!
Mecca is the place to be!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (TCGmg)

281 277 60 Minutes (until detonation)
Posted by: Molly k. at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (qEd4y)


Ha!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (XkWWK)

282 275
It's Always Sunny In The Fucking Desert




heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (UOM48)

283 The al-Honeymooners


Ralph and Norton just beat their wives in every episode

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (8sCoq)

284 How long before Obama grants them an exclusive interview?

Posted by: USA at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (RIg+t)

285 "264 Dear Iman, is it okay if I think Corporal Klinger is funny?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (TCGmg) "

Corporal Klinger is funny.

Unfortunately, there is no fun in Islam.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (8hrco)

286 Pimp My Goat

"Yo dawg, I heard you like buttfucking goats. So I put a goat in yo' goat!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (KDq5l)

287 The al-Honeymooners


Ralph and Norton just beat their wives in every episode
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (8sCoq)


LMAO

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (l86i3)

288 If a tree falls in the forest.... who gives a big rat's ass?

Posted by: Dingbat at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (PCJvs)

289 Re-runs of "The Goldbergs?"

Not so much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (XkWWK)

290 284
How long before Obama grants them an exclusive interview?




"Mr. President, how do you keep your wife in line?" *Mooch steps up behind the interviewer and beats him within an inch of his life, while Barry cowers*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (UOM48)

291 well you also mentioned "realpolitik" and PC...i don't think the former is always appropriate but they're completely different

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (60GaT)

292 My Favorite Ayesha

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (TCGmg)

293 The al-Honeymooners


Ralph and Norton just beat their wives in every episode
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (8sCoq)


Bang! Zoom! (literally)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (XkWWK)

294 Pimp My Tent

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (UOM48)

295 Their version of Survivor will be filming suicide bombings and looking to see if anyone survives.

Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (pcgW1)

296 What I meant was bravo to ALGORE for fucking the ragheads since no one can find that channel even if they wanted to...and obviously, no one did.

Posted by: Dingbat at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (PCJvs)

297 Roseanne

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (NL15p)

298 Celebrity Imam

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (QKKT0)

299 Bang!
Zoom!
One of these days Alice!
To Allah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (TCGmg)

300 Imam-ish Mafia

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (1OZSU)

301 (mumr)

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (60GaT)

302 Extreme embassy makeover.

Too Soon?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (l86i3)

303 Al Jazeera Movie of the Week:

Last Citroen in Paris.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (BStAJ)

304
One of these days Alisheba, bang! wham! to the moon!
- Ralphstaffa Moohameed Moohameed Moo

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (69Mdf)

305 Glenn Greenwald ‏@ggreenwald

If you'd like a partial list of drooling bigots on Twitter who find themselves amusing, click here: #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (8sCoq)

306 Honey I Shrunk the Kid's Clitoris.

Posted by: USA at January 02, 2013 08:08 PM (RIg+t)

307 Donna V.

LOL Smoking or non-smoking?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:08 PM (TCGmg)

308 That Goat

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 08:08 PM (QKKT0)

309
Joe Million Bits in Air
Bomb My Ride

Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 08:08 PM (pcgW1)

310 A science fiction show that takes place in a futuristic Arab society, we'll call it, The Flintstones.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (l86i3)

311 "291 well you also mentioned "realpolitik" and PC...i don't think the former is always appropriate but they're completely different

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (60GaT) "

No. All sorts of compromises were made, which were simultaneously realpolitiky and politically correct.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (8hrco)

312 Jihad, American Style

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (QKKT0)

313 302 Extreme embassy makeover.

Too Soon?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (l86i3)

LOL!

Posted by: USA at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (RIg+t)

314 The Good , the Bad, and the Ugly.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (1OZSU)

315 OMG Iowahawk tweets:







Subscribe to Andrew Sullivan's new site, get exclusive
photos of his mashed potato model of Sarah Palin's uterus!




























Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (UOM48)

316 @303... deep.
OOPS!

Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (1V6Pv)

317 305

defender of Arab honor yo

something something military-industrial complecks

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (60GaT)

318 Rosie O'Donnel in ...

The Goat and Mrs. Muir

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (KDq5l)

319
Motto?


Al Jizz!

All the Time!


Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (G9qZk)

320 Uh Jane D'oh, barrel I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (TCGmg)

321 Candid Cafe Bombing.

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (0ImZM)

322 The barrel-------------------> me

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (UOM48)

323 "301 (mumr)

Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (60GaT) "

Say my name.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (8hrco)

324 Is a pathway a pathway if no one ever uses it?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (pAPIr)

325 Pretty Little Jihadis

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (TCGmg)

326 What Happens in Bahrain Stays in Bahrain.

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (NL15p)

327 285 Corporal Klinger is funny.

Unfortunately, there is no fun in Islam.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (8hrco)

And Jamie Farr is Lebaenese - Jameel Farrar

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (XkWWK)

328
Al Jazeera: Lean Forward Goat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:11 PM (69Mdf)

329 306
Honey I Shrunk the Kid's Clitoris.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:11 PM (UOM48)

330 Make Room for Daddy...

and Fatima, and Nermin, and Sameera, and Waffa...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:11 PM (XkWWK)

331 Well I'll be, there will finally be a channel that will put George Clooney's movie 'Men Who Stare At Goats' on heavy rotation.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (TCGmg)

332 "Here's the story, of a man named Mohammed, who liked fucking 9 year old girls all day long. Most of them, like Aiesha had no pubic hair."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (ZOf1l)

333
The big bang theory.


Wait...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (69Mdf)

334 318 Rosie O'Donnel in ...

The Goat and Mrs. Muir
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (KDq5l)

Winner!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (XkWWK)

335 Social Complexities Arising from the Global Warming-Palestinian Liberation Nexus

Posted by: Don Gorleone at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (60GaT)

336 The Brady Harem

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (NL15p)

337 Well I'll be, there will finally be a channel that will put George Clooney's movie 'Men Who Stare At Goats' on heavy rotation.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (TCGmg)

Hmm, Muzzie porn. I see a biz op. 50 shades of gray goats.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:13 PM (l86i3)

338 Gray gay goats?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:13 PM (TCGmg)

339 "327 285 Corporal Klinger is funny.

Unfortunately, there is no fun in Islam.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (8hrco)

And Jamie Farr is Lebaenese - Jameel Farrar

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (XkWWK) "

Lebanon used to have a Christian majority until (basically) only a few years ago.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:13 PM (8hrco)

340 Danush the Menace

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 02, 2013 08:14 PM (eHIJJ)

341 Dear Iman, my 6year old daughter likes Justin Beiber. Help.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:14 PM (TCGmg)

342 Lebanon used to have a Christian majority until (basically) only a few years ago.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:13 PM (8hrco)


That's true. I explain what happened in my book. Not only entertaining, but educational.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (l86i3)

343 What's My Inbred Lineage.

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (0ImZM)

344 I thought you only get the barrel if you screw up subsequent posts, not just your own.

Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

345
Camel Battles.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (69Mdf)

346 Another Iowahawk tweet:

#CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches Caliph-ornication


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (UOM48)

347 The (hijacked) Jetsons

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (XkWWK)

348 I thought you only get the barrel if you screw up subsequent posts, not just your own.
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

Um, no.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (l86i3)

349 Pre-Modern Family

Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (hpYnL)

350 It puts the bag over its skin, or it gets the hose again.

Posted by: Buff Al-Obill at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (NL15p)

351 My Little Camel - Jihad is Holy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (TCGmg)

352 Persian Gulf Shore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (XkWWK)

353 It puts the bag over its skin, or it gets the hose again.
Posted by: Buff Al-Obill at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (NL15p)

Witty.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (l86i3)

354 Dora the Exploder

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (TCGmg)

355 "341 Dear Iman, my 6year old daughter likes Justin Beiber. Help.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:14 PM (TCGmg) "

That's simple. Murder Justin Bieber. And if you feel like it, you can also abort your daughter.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (8hrco)

356 Dora the Exploder
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (TCGmg)


LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:17 PM (l86i3)

357 Will the programming be done in arabic? will it have , twenty ways to kill your neighbors? will it teach unity?,Or will it teach only if they convert?

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:17 PM (nqBYe)

358 Zombie Don Knotts in....
"The Goat and Mrs. Chicken."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (ZOf1l)

359 Dora the Exploder

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (TCGmg)





LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:17 PM (l86i3)

oh that was just so wrong!

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (nqBYe)

360

Gran Camel

and "Get off my sand!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (UOM48)

361
"Three Men and a Goat"

Posted by: Arbalest at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (lq5Ky)

362 Boomnanza

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (0ImZM)

363 i imagine no bears or mickey mouse at all.

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (nqBYe)

364 Barney the Jihadi Dinosaur

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (TCGmg)

365 Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (8hrco)

366 Or piglets

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (nqBYe)

367 American Infidol

Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (hpYnL)

368 Three Men and a Goat

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (UOM48)

369 Later, all.

God bless. :-)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (8hrco)

Night MUMR.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (l86i3)

370 And don't forget the used camel and goat hour, kind of a televised classified ad.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (Oi60j)

371
Ali Baba and the Seven Thieves.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (69Mdf)

372 Dr. Kill Dare

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (0ImZM)

373 Thanks OSP and ette

Diego is the one who plans her missions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (TCGmg)

374 Jihad Junction

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (0ImZM)

375 would the station be accessed by infidels or only those with a you may go to mecca card?

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (nqBYe)

376 Diego is the one who plans her missions.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (TCGmg)

So, Diego is Al-Quada?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (l86i3)

377 The Adams Ants get their comeuppance in.......

"Revenge of the Kurds."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (ZOf1l)

378 Dirty Jobs (are done by foreigners): Dubai

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (NL15p)

379 Jihad With The Stars

Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (hpYnL)

380 Surviver Bengahzi.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:22 PM (l86i3)

381 Starsky and Al Hadji.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (Oi60j)

382 Ashley Judd in ...
Panjshir Valley PTA

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (KDq5l)

383 Geraldo Rivera unseals Saddam's secret vault.

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (NL15p)

384 willthey allow women to participate or will they talk only through a burkhah after having made sure their ankle bracelet is worn?

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (nqBYe)

385 One more Iowahawk tweet:

#CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches ManBearJewPig


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:24 PM (UOM48)

386 My Favorite Dhimmi starring Jimmy Carter

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:24 PM (BStAJ)

387 CSI: Criminal Semites Investigation

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:24 PM (HDgX3)

388 373 Thanks OSP and ette

Diego is the one who plans her missions.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (TCGmg)


But only once.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 02, 2013 08:24 PM (pAPIr)

389 C-SPAN 4: Iranian Parliamentary Debates

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:24 PM (NL15p)

390 Real Concubines of Riyadh

Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (hpYnL)

391 The Devil Jew Wears Prada

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (HDgX3)

392 Allah-12

Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (0ImZM)

393 C-Span 5: Afghan sodomy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (ZOf1l)

394 next week on al-jazeera:

Meryl Streep in The Bridges Of Madison County Blow Up

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (8sCoq)

395 Yeah Diego is tapped into the terror network.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:26 PM (TCGmg)

396 The Fatwas of Life

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:26 PM (NL15p)

397 If men tune in to watch , and a woman is announcing the news and a man at home is presumed to be looking at her in lust will they than kill her?

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:26 PM (nqBYe)

398 How I Bought Your Mother

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (NL15p)

399 How I Killed Your Mother

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (UOM48)

400 Saudi Pawn Stars

Mustafa gets offered a Rolls Royce with a ticking issue.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (TCGmg)

401 dammit

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (UOM48)

402 Tonight on Biograophy....Hitler: A Good Guy with bad PR

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (HDgX3)

403 My Twenty-Three Sons

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (NL15p)

404 With Six You Get Semtex

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (8sCoq)

405 400
Saudi Pawn Stars

Mustafa gets offered a Rolls Royce with a ticking issue.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (TCGmg)

________________
I LOLed literally. And loudly.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (HDgX3)

406 "How I met your mothers "

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (i15rp)

407 Zombie Fred McMurray in....
"My Three Jihadi's."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (ZOf1l)

408 Ashley Judd in ...

Panjshir Valley PTA

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (KDq5l)

Good one!

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (BStAJ)

409 Two Infidel Girls

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:29 PM (8sCoq)

410 Tomorrow on Biography...
"Stalin, greatest man of the 20th century?"

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:29 PM (ZOf1l)

411 Dr. Al-Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombvest.

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:30 PM (NL15p)

412 Fareed Machmoudee in "My 3 Sunnis"

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:30 PM (i15rp)

413 guess i'm done. i wish i knew this would be a reach a hand out to the western way of existence, but than i expect it will just be news and propaganda to push the west towards burning cars and rage being an acceptable practice, well because they are special and must be adored.

Or they'll Kill you! and you better like it.

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:30 PM (nqBYe)

414 Two And A Half Men

Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (hpYnL)

415 Achmed the Dead Terrorist in...

"The Jeff Dunham Beheading."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (ZOf1l)

416 The Mustafa Of Greenwich Village

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (HDgX3)

417 Dear Iman, I find this harlot named Streisand irresistible. What do I do?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (TCGmg)

418 Sorry no link, will try to find it and post, but I saw on Twitter that Time Warner Cable will not be carrying the new station as they were not a part of this deal with al-gorzeera

Posted by: museisluse at January 02, 2013 08:32 PM (SsWgR)

419 I will be nice to get a second network to the right of CNN, ABC, and CBS.

Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2013 08:32 PM (5PkZK)

420 Miss Muslim Universe pageant




(unfortunately all the contestants wore burkhas so it was impossible to determine a winner)

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (8sCoq)

421 There were no problems with neoconservative idealism. All the problems came from a desire to play "realpolitik," to be politically correct, and to kowtow to the "Enlightened Religion of Peace."
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (8hrco)


Ahem. The fatal problem with neocon idealism is its naive assumption that all men want the same things. Free western men desire liberty. Believing muslims have, shall we say, other priorities. The political correctness that you correctly describe as a problem is intrinsic to, and inseparable from, neoconservative idealism.

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (MbXOQ)

422 There Will Be Beheadings

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (UOM48)

423 L.A. Sharia

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (NL15p)

424 Camel lot

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:34 PM (i15rp)

425 my sharia.

sang to my sharona

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:34 PM (nqBYe)

426 seamlog heh

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:35 PM (nqBYe)

427 link to story on Bloomberg http://tinyurl.com/a4cgqpm

Posted by: museisluse at January 02, 2013 08:35 PM (SsWgR)

428 The Real Housewives...and Wives...and Wives of Kabul

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:35 PM (UOM48)

429 even amish women will be offensive.

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:36 PM (nqBYe)

430 Kathy Griffin gives Anderson Cooper a humm- oops, no wait, let's try again - Kathy Griffin gives Anderson Cooper hummus.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:36 PM (BStAJ)

431 Come on horde, we have to reach 500 posts. Because.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:36 PM (UOM48)

432 Tom Arnold in ...

The Greatest Iranian Hero

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (KDq5l)

433 I guess they will have a lock on the Jihad Bowl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (TCGmg)

434 these are the rage of our lives

as the stomach burns

all my children and their wives

general hospital. er well.

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (nqBYe)

435 the Super Blow

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (nqBYe)

436 Andrew Sullivan striking out on his own.

Launching a subscription-only site.

$19.95 per year.

Hilarity ensues.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (RuUvx)

437 Dear Iman, I find this harlot named Streisand irresistible. What do I do?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (TCGmg)

Get glasses.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (BStAJ)

438 Nobody expects the Saudi Religious Police! Our chief weapon is surprise!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (TCGmg)

Posted by: Weirddave at January 02, 2013 08:39 PM (aH+zP)

440 In the Jihad Bowl, when they mean sudden death they mean Sudden Death.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:40 PM (TCGmg)

441 Rebukes of Hazzard

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:40 PM (nqBYe)

442 lol Donna V.
Ayup

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:40 PM (TCGmg)

443 1001 Arabian Nights Free of Whores

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:40 PM (UOM48)

444 The Dukes of el-Hazzard

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:41 PM (TCGmg)

445 Say Yes to the Burka

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:41 PM (TCGmg)

446 Anna's on a roll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:41 PM (UOM48)

447 new man saying ,'hold my vest, watch this.'

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:41 PM (nqBYe)

448 Capital One Presents.....The Jihad Bowl

#1 Ranked Mohammed U Mohammeders

vs.

#2 ranked Mohammed U Momammeders.


Starting QBs will be Ahmed Mohammed for Mohammed U and Mohammed al-Ahmed Mohhamed for Mohammed U

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:43 PM (HDgX3)

449 Ben Kur

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:43 PM (nqBYe)

450 Arabia's Funniest Home Videos


(mostly people accidentally blowing themselves up)

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:43 PM (8sCoq)

451 Jihadi Pickers


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (UOM48)

452 The Nightly Bomb Report with Keith Olberman

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (TCGmg)

453 The National Hockey League of Saudi Arabia game of the week


Mecca Oilers vs. Median Flames

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (HDgX3)

454 First music video on Al Jazeera...

"My Clit is Your Clit."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (ZOf1l)

455 The Whore Sandra Lee's 1,000 Inexpensive Hummus Recipes

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (UOM48)

456 Will they show "Shia pet" commercials ?

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (i15rp)

457 We Were Jihadists Once, and Young.

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (NL15p)

458 up next:

The Perfect Sandstorm

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (8sCoq)

459 Special interview: Helen Thomas shares her fond memories of Mohammad and reveals why she hates Jews.

"After that jerk King David dumped me for that slut Bathsheba, well, I just never got over it!"

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (BStAJ)

460 Tonight on Al-Jazeera Investigates....Just how dirty are the Jews anyway?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (HDgX3)

461 watch the next season of soccer tomorrow, see whose heads will roll.

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (nqBYe)

462 Everybody Hates Chris tians

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (l86i3)

463 50 Ways to Blow Up Your Lover

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (HDgX3)

464 Or tout religiously approved matching children's wear
Koranimals ?

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:47 PM (i15rp)

465 462
Everybody Hates Chris tians




lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:48 PM (UOM48)

466
Will they burn the studios down if there are protestors that denounce them as a religion of fairies and goat fu***rs?

What if there are no veiwers or even worse, someone announces a boycott of their advertisers?

Will anyone really give a flying f**k?

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 02, 2013 08:48 PM (IanLz)

467 A Night in the Harem - starring Andrew Sullivan and Ron Reagan Jr. Two goofy Americans accidentally get stuck in a tribal sheik's harem.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:48 PM (TCGmg)

468 1000 Ways to Die a Martyr

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 08:50 PM (9XBK2)

469 Shahs of Sunset: The Beheading of That Gay Guy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:50 PM (UOM48)

470 This week on "Dhimmis Say the Darnest Things" : Watch a "Gays for Palestine" March!

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:51 PM (BStAJ)

471 Arab Street Blues

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 08:51 PM (9XBK2)

472 al-McHale's Navy

two jihadis in a fishing boat sink every week

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:52 PM (8sCoq)

473 "Let it go Jake, its Mecca!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:53 PM (TCGmg)

474 The Achmed-green show. An Arab discovers duct tape.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:53 PM (l86i3)

475 Islamic Baseball: The pitcher throws stones at the batter's head.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:54 PM (BStAJ)

476 Justified bombing

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 08:54 PM (2lhPQ)

477 This Old Arab Tent with Bob al-Villa.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:55 PM (TCGmg)

478 The Medina Monologues ?

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:55 PM (i15rp)

479 12 Angry Imams

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 08:55 PM (9XBK2)

480 One Flew Over Jerusalem

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:56 PM (TCGmg)

481 Meccalodian

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 08:56 PM (2lhPQ)

482 Don Imam. An old curmudgeonly Jhihadi hosts a radio show.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:56 PM (l86i3)

483 Malik In The Middle (of a plot to kill infidels)

Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:57 PM (hpYnL)

484 Let's Mecca deal ?

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:57 PM (i15rp)

485 A Haditha Too Far

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (TCGmg)

486 Breaking Bad: A camel farts in the desert

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (2lhPQ)

487 Let's Mecca deal ?
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:57 PM (i15rp)

Ok, play on words, very good.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (l86i3)

488 cute

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (nqBYe)

489 "Dhimmis Say the Darnest Things, Part II" Bicycle riding LA blogger tells Al Jazeera, "I never said all the things I said!"

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (BStAJ)

490 My Three Sons(Honor killing their sisters)

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (9XBK2)

491 so, we will now say

mecca me!

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:59 PM (nqBYe)

492 The Jihad Is Right!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:59 PM (TCGmg)

493 My Three Sons(Honor killing their sisters)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (9XBK2)

Yes, instead of the four feet tapping at the beginning of the show, they'll be stomping their sisters.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:59 PM (l86i3)

494 Saudi-Doody ?

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:59 PM (i15rp)

495 Knowing your birth control options

Part one, the IED

Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 09:00 PM (Htueq)

496 Gone with the windmills

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 09:00 PM (2lhPQ)

497 Arafat Mystery Theatre presents

Who killed Yasser Arafat this week?

The Jews? Or the Jews? Or maybe the Jews?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 09:00 PM (TCGmg)

498 Who Wants To Be A Yemeni Millionaire? (~4600US$)

Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 09:01 PM (hpYnL)

499 334 318 Rosie O'Donnel in ...

The Goat and Mrs. Muir
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (KDq5l)

Winner!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (XkWWK)


**************

But, who's gonna play Mrs. Muir opposite Rosie?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at January 02, 2013 09:02 PM (eQnzo)

500 Chicago Hope

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 09:02 PM (2lhPQ)

501 It has become apparent....

Nobody's wants the country they have, and both sides are escorting it to its death.

America has become Pass'e.

I can't wait till Americans figure out that it was the best possible system available and that they will never get it back. It will be a relieving moment, justifying all the pain and worry I've gone thru watching her sink......Being proven correct is a Bitch!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 02, 2013 09:02 PM (uis79)

502 Al-Jazeera American presents - "Worlds Dumbest Jihadis"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (TCGmg)

503 Real Time With Bill Maher: Bill Maher and guests make fun of Christianity.

No format changes necessary.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (BStAJ)

504

"Goat Day Afternoon"

Posted by: Arbalest at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (lq5Ky)

505 Chicago Hope: The story of a true muslim

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (2lhPQ)

506 500 whoooooooow

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (i15rp)

507 Ahem. The fatal problem with neocon idealism is its
naive assumption that all men want the same things. Free western men
desire liberty. Believing muslims have, shall we say, other priorities.
The political correctness that you correctly describe as a problem is
intrinsic to, and inseparable from, neoconservative idealism.

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (MbXOQ)

Not really. It'll work just fine-if you're willing to keep a strong, multigenerational armed presence, willing to use copious amounts of force as needed, in country. Western Republics aren't willing to make that level of commitment. Hell, Iraq is about the only country in the ME that's NOT having Arab spring/summer/whatever issues right now, and we only stayed for a decade.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (aH+zP)

508 A Game of Stones

Red Burka Diaries

Chico and the Imam

Meet The Pressed


Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (NL15p)

509 Achmed starring in Dirty Mary

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (nqBYe)

510 game shows


Let's Make A Bomb

Family Feud Erupts In Gunfire

Wheel! Of! Dhimmitude!

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (8sCoq)

511 I can't wait till Americans figure out that it was the best possible system available and that they will never get it back. It will be a relieving moment, justifying all the pain and worry I've gone thru watching her sink......Being proven correct is a Bitch!
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 02, 2013 09:02 PM (uis79)

Well, I don't know about you. But I'll fight till I'm dead. I will then leave my children to carry on the struggle.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 09:04 PM (l86i3)

512 Aisha Asks for It

Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 09:04 PM (1V6Pv)

513 Dear Iman, I want a show on Al-Jazeera America that has real impact.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 09:04 PM (TCGmg)

514 @501 Belmont Club >>>>that way>>>>>

Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 09:04 PM (NL15p)

515 bad boys-bad boys what ya gonna do when they come for you.

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 09:05 PM (nqBYe)

516 Henna'd Beard = Plenty Chocolates

Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 09:05 PM (1V6Pv)

517 DiT football post up (PBUH)

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 09:06 PM (i15rp)

518 Willy Wonka and the Bomb Factory

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 09:07 PM (TCGmg)

519 They'll branch out, cuz Al-gore's channel was always proselytizing.
Instead of a nature special on identifying trees, they'll have one about trees that identify joos. Special guest appearance by Muslim "cleric" Obama al-Bommayou.

Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 09:08 PM (1V6Pv)

520 Not really. It'll work just fine-if you're willing to keep a strong, multigenerational armed presence, willing to use copious amounts of force as needed, in country. Western Republics aren't willing to make that level of commitment. Hell, Iraq is about the only country in the ME that's NOT having Arab spring/summer/whatever issues right now, and we only stayed for a decade.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (aH+zP)


No. The Iraqi constitution is based on Islam and their Christian population is being slaughtered. That is not a desirable outcome, nor one worth a single drop of American blood.

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 02, 2013 09:08 PM (MbXOQ)

521 1st Rule: You do not talk about The Belmont Club.

Posted by: Cowboy at January 02, 2013 09:09 PM (vNrFq)

522 Homosexual Stoning Tuesday.

Don't blame me. YOU let it happen AL!

Posted by: SmileyNH at January 02, 2013 09:10 PM (hlZx/)

523 Scofflaws and Disorder

Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 09:10 PM (Htueq)

524
I should clarify.
Gone with the Windmills is a history of the United States filmed in the year 2016.

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 09:11 PM (2lhPQ)

525 PS - Iraq didn't have an Arab spring because they didn't need to - we'd already done the heavy lifting so the Islamists could take right over.

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 02, 2013 09:12 PM (MbXOQ)

526 Finally, there is a news outlet for the progressives. MSNBC was too darn balanced....Pissy Mathews said so.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 02, 2013 09:14 PM (2075p)

527 fire in the sky a remake.
armegeddon starring the avengers, for the relic of islam, wait for the nightmare to come true. for the kingdon 2. i know this is true i have great expectations because there is no peacemaker, just kiss the girls goodbye before we sink like the titanic.

tada

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 09:17 PM (nqBYe)

528 back to ebay (love looking at the architectural offerings.}

Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 09:18 PM (nqBYe)

529 That is not a desirable outcome, nor one worth a single drop of American blood.

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 02, 2013 09:08 PM (MbXOQ)
And thank you, you make my case for me. Now, I happen to agree with you about it not being worth the cost, but you're bashing a straw man. If you want to argue against "neocon" (oh, those pesky Joos again!) foreign policy, do so, but represent it faithfully and attack that. The problem isn't the strategy, it's that no western country or people has the will to implement such a strategy today.
The Jihadis, OTOH, I suspect they have the will to keep up the bloody subjugation of conquered peoples for just as looooong as it takes, when they implement their reverse version of the same strategy.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 02, 2013 09:18 PM (aH+zP)

530 Hope everyone's through flogging this dead horse camel of a thread!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 09:32 PM (1OZSU)

531 Looks like love at first sight to me.

Posted by: Hicks at January 02, 2013 09:33 PM (7UXGr)

532 Well, one is full of ululating Anti-American zealots, and the other is from Qatar.

Posted by: xuyee at January 02, 2013 09:44 PM (/QiO2)

533 Al Jazeera already have a dedicated soccer channel in America called BeIn that is seriously putting a hurt on FoxSoccer and has snapped up the rights to US national team games for next year (outbidding ESPN and NBC Sports)

Posted by: Rory at January 02, 2013 09:47 PM (7rd2m)

534 Strangely enough I doubt they will have to change much of the current programming as it is all mostly anti-American.

Ratings will go up as Islamic men order their burka'd wives to watch 24 hours a day.

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at January 02, 2013 10:08 PM (T/L2Z)

535 Please tell me this means we can finally cover up Eleanor Clift. Always look on the bright side of life.

Posted by: joemack at January 02, 2013 10:33 PM (EdlfZ)

536 So now i understand why it was so hard to work there ...

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 02, 2013 11:26 PM (e8kgV)

537 Dr. Savage came on after JD Hayward who sub for Levin. He basically said that Gore and Barbra Boxer's hubby and some clinton friend supermarket magnet are all making a bundle on the deal and he called them hypocrites for hurrying the deal along so it would be completed by 12/31 so they would not be subject to the brand new democratic taxes.

Dr. Savage was very funny tonight. He has new pet names for boehner and mcconnel and they are funny.

Posted by: the NOW resurrected after the elction at January 02, 2013 11:31 PM (/b8+5)

538 Irony is Al Gore walking away with $100 million in dirty oil money.
Well, it would be ironic if it weren’t so predictable.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 02, 2013 11:35 PM (e8kgV)

539 This will complete my destruction of America!

Posted by: Al Gore at January 03, 2013 12:17 AM (ZWaLo)

540 Fat Al needs to start on his beard. Maybe wear a towel on his head.

Not racist, just reality.

Posted by: K-Bob at January 03, 2013 01:27 AM (PhktM)

541 American tv news can take some lessons from Al Jazeera: their production values are first rate. While many American news stations try to make their shows look like video games, Al Jazeera gives you information without bells and whistles. Sure, they have their slant, and so does every other news channel.

Posted by: Jeff at January 03, 2013 08:53 AM (8816I)

542 ...Gore prefers alJazeera to Glen Beck

http://news.yahoo.com/glenn-beck-tried-buy-current-tv-rejected-032853589--finance.html

read the rest

Posted by: ploome at January 03, 2013 04:19 PM (VGVbI)






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Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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