Al Jazeera Purchases Current TV; Will Create New Channel Called "Al Jazeera America"
Al Jazeera on Wednesday completed a deal to take over Current TV, the low-rated cable channel that was founded by Al Gore and his business partners seven years ago. Current will provide the pan-Arab news giant with something it has sought for years: a pathway into American living rooms. Current is available in about 60 million of the 100 million homes in the United States with cable or satellite service. Rather than simply use Current to distribute its English-language channel, called Al Jazeera English and based in Doha, Qatar, Al Jazeera will create a new channel, called Al Jazeera America, based in New York. Roughly 60 percent of the programming will be produced in the United States, while the remaining 40 percent will come from Al Jazeera English.Some Current personnel will continue on with the Al Jazzera America channel, but most of its programming will be, ahem, original. What can you say? The suitors found each other.
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Posted by: Adriane ... at January 02, 2013 07:11 PM (TvO05)
As Preezy Cakeboy said today at the turn on the 9th hole, "Aloha Snackbar!"
Posted by: eureka! at January 02, 2013 07:12 PM (HPRku)
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Posted by: Ian S. at January 02, 2013 07:12 PM (OevbG)
Any news on Speakership? I have television off these days.
Posted by: CarolT at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (4S7hN)
Posted by: MSNB☭ at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (Vk2pI)
Drinking game anyone?
Posted by: DM at January 02, 2013 07:13 PM (pQXbd)
What constitutes a "TV network"?
Agreements in place for content? The talent and administration, eg those people who do it? The cameras and studios and cables, etc.?
What exactly did Algore sell to Aljezeera and what are its assets and liabilities?
Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:14 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: newrouters at January 02, 2013 07:14 PM (kfeRL)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2013 07:14 PM (Vk2pI)
You say that like it's a bad thing...
Posted by: The White House at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Your Moron pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (I2LwF)
Diogenes, from your last post, I agree with your thought. Feel the pain of big government. Unfortunately, I didn't see a way to do it without giving up the House in 2014 and the last time these bastards had full control we got Obamacare.
Posted by: Prescient11 at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (tVTLU)
Honestly? I'm expecting quite a number of conversions. Call it a psychological "Malmo Syndrome" or something.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (T0NGe)
Phase 2: Require U.S. courts to apply Islamic law in civil cases when requested by parties.
Phase 3: Require U.S. courts to apply Islamic law in all cases, civil and criminal.
Posted by: UK Dry Run at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (x9s9/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:16 PM (TCGmg)
Not to uber nerd it up here or anything, but just finished with the Game of Thrones series, except for the last couple of chapters after that shocking event. Anyway, the dwarf was ruminating on the subject of man and slavery, and essentially said that 99.5% of men, when given the choice between being a slave and death, will choose slavery. I thought that was very important indeed. A slave can always try to physically resist and kill the master, but almost always this will fail and the slave will die. Hence to live is to remain a slave. Much like Milgram's obedience expirements. Just cause some dude with a fucking white lab coat told people to, a shocking % of test subjects would literally hold a heart patients arm on electroshocks, as the poor guy would scream and cry that his heart hurt him. Again, a shit ton of people forcibly held what they were told was a "heart patient's" arm on ELECTROSHOCK, over his crying and begging to stop, simply because some schmuck in a white lab coat told them to. That is scary shit.
Posted by: Prescient11 at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (tVTLU)
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Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (T0NGe)
Who this "we," pale face?
Posted by: Your Betters in the GOP at January 02, 2013 07:18 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: red at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (ymJbM)
Posted by: UK Dry Run at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (x9s9/)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (Oi60j)
Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 07:20 PM (pcgW1)
........and off track betting from Camel Downs.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 02, 2013 07:20 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 02, 2013 07:20 PM (iJ7yM)
Then denounce yourself and sign up for voluntary mandatory sensativity training.
Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (pcgW1)
Current is bundled in with the tier I want. Not sure how to get the channels I want without Jihadi TV.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (ZPrif)
When translated the name means 'Big One.' Okay that works.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Real Joe at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (PD2ad)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (UOM48)
Al Gore creates a network for the purposes of getting the progressive message out.
In a few short years, it's taken over by Jihadists and used to get a foot in the door of mainstream America.
Well done, Al.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (T0NGe)
Do you think it will be around in nine years?
Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (I2LwF)
That and Farfour,the Hamas mouse!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:22 PM (XkWWK)
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Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:21 PM (Lxw+T)
Except for the cooking shows, you mean?
Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Prescient11 at January 02, 2013 07:23 PM (tVTLU)
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Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (QKKT0)
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Posted by: UK Dry Run at January 02, 2013 07:19 PM (x9s9/)
If he returned, the new muz overlords would have him pegged as the staff eunuch with his eggplant shape.
Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (iJ7yM)
*yes, morons, there actually is such a thing*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (UOM48)
So I have friends that I don't think are foaming at the mouth liberals. (They're military)
They tell me this Al Jazeera English actually turns out to be an OK source of international news. Franky I don't trust it. But whatever, I get MSNBC too, doesn't mean I care.
(Plus Current isn't in HD on my cable and I only watch HD channles for the most part. Not even worth surfing the nonhd ones.
Posted by: tsrblke at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (GaqMa)
First prize: two weeks vacation on the lovely West Bank, all expenses paid by the UN. Your gracious Hamas hosts will instruct you in the use of rocket launchers to be aimed at dirty Zionists. Fun for the whole family!
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:24 PM (BStAJ)
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Posted by: Real Joe at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (PD2ad)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (FcR7P)
In related anti-American media news:
Andrew Sullivan Leaving Daily Beast to Start Subscription Web Site
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (pmsMR)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Portnoy at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (A5Abh)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (Lxw+T)
Here's a guess: I don't think you actually pay for Current. Most channels you get are in a bundle. So, for instance, NBC forces the cable/satellite company to carry MSNBC in exchange for USA, Discovery and the Weather Channel.
The shopping channels actually pay the cable/satellite providers to carry them (and a bundle too, which is why they have such low channel numbers.
But I'd have to guess that Current pays some nominal amount just to appear as channel 2342351238980 on the digital tier.
Just a guess, but I think that's right.
When I was at my parents, I was kind of surprised you couldn't take channels off the DirecTV listing. Would have been a lot easier to surf without 1453 pay channels in the middle of the list.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (T0NGe)
***
They use condoms? Are they sheepskin?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Preciously Prescient's Perfectly Pierced Prolapse at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (NL15p)
Andrew Sullivan Leaving Daily Beast to Start Subscription Web Site
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2013 07:25 PM (kdS6q)
PowerGlutes.com???
Posted by: Portnoy at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (A5Abh)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 07:27 PM (2lhPQ)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (b1VIZ)
Posted by: UK Dry Run at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (x9s9/)
Al-ABC, AL-NBC, AL-CBS, AL-MSNBC, AL-CNN.
They gonna take the Magic Muslim to task for participating in illegal wars or Drone killing un tried Americans, or running up un repayable debts and deficits, or giving other peoples chit to lazy ass freeloaders and fat asses?
If so I might watch!
Let the beheading begin!
Posted by: ConcealedKerry Forgit Mitt at January 02, 2013 07:28 PM (yYlzT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (Lxw+T)
Are Al Franken and Randi Rhodes looking for work, maybe?
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (n4EDK)
Will this new cable channel be pro-palestinian and pro-jihadi?.... and how will this differ from CNN, CNBC, MSNBC, NBC, CBS and ABC? I can't help but think the anti-america view is already covered by our very own, home grown media.
Maybe Al Jazeera will actually be to the right of the MSM.
Heh.
Still won't watch it.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (7SgIa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (UOM48)
Politics never came up directly, but the conversation danced around it a number of times.
The big surprise is some of their family who were present were Obama haters, so I wouldn't have been alone.
Weird, uncomfortable, but ultimately bearable night.
Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (I2LwF)
Do you think it will be around in nine years?
If there is no Saudi civil war or other pan-Islamic conflict, the
Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:26 PM (T0NGe)
Well technically ou pay. NBC demands the cable company get MSNBC for $x/house and USA for $Y per house. If you want USA you're gonna take MSNBC.Thus your bill goes up for $X.
But that's really only because they think they'll get viewers. Cable company X would buy only USA if they could and keep prices low.
Well in theory. Cable is barely a competitive market, so in reality it's just two cartels agreeing how much to screw us over.
Posted by: tsrblke at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (GaqMa)
I'd be curious to hear from some of the employees who stay on for a
while. I want to hear them shocked (SHOCKED!) that there's anti-Semitism
and misogyny going on there.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:17 PM (T0NGe)
_______________
Uhm, it's Current TV. It's already as anti-Semitic as you can get. There is only one group leftists hate more than Republicans.....Jews.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (HDgX3)
Charles Johnson v. 2.0
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (Lxw+T)
Little Blue Ovaries?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (kdS6q)
I think in islam, releasing the second chakra involves goats.
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Okay, you have my interest now!
Posted by: AlGore at January 02, 2013 07:30 PM (3LD8A)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 02, 2013 07:30 PM (+lsX1)
They tell me this Al Jazeera English actually turns out to be an OK source of international news.
We've got it down. It's in English, so we know exactly what to say.
Besides, the real propaganda is taken care of by CNN International.
Posted by: Zombie Yassir Arafat at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: The best looking Goat this side of Iran at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (Oi60j)
Posted by: LASue at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (pWeX5)
Posted by: Tipper at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (N2yhW)
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (8hrco)
... yes, Hadji can do the impression of Al Gore. Hadji, he can kill it as they say, kill it as the crowd of heathen at the strip clubsss
wait, this microphone? it is on? Yes. Okay. Hadji will have to call you back.
Hello! It is I, Hadji, the Greg Gutfield of the people who are not condemned to die by the sword of a vengeful Allah - coming soon to a television set near you!
The news of Al Jazeera buying Current TV is as music to Hadji's ears. Hadji? He cut his teeth on the sketch comedy of The Islamic Second City Players and the early stylings of The Boomlings.
Hadji? He has the interview chops of Anderson Cooper without the homosexualness of a Stephen Colbert.
Hadji? He does the Karnac the Magnificent sketch, but as Jewnac the Magnificent ... Hadji show:
Hadji is dressed as Jewnac.
Hadji holds envelope to his head.
Siss.
Boom.
Bah.
The sidekick he repeat Hadji's words.
Hadji say:
Siss
Boom
Bah
and then the entire set makes the explosion because the Jew would blow himself up if we did not blow him up first.
It is funnier than the MacGruber, no?
You see?
Hadji does the cutting edge funny business.
Now Hadji has to find out how many goats the gig pays.
Wish Hadji luck!
_
Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (RuUvx)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (8hrco)
"I'm on W-Kh-Gh-Dh in Cincinnati....."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (kdS6q)
Wasn't Wkh Ghdh the guy who played Wo Fat on "Hawaii 5-0?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:32 PM (Lxw+T)
It was presented to them as a high profile venue in a key U.S. population center.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (8hBZi)
They'll be exempt AND have a front-row seat for WH press conferences.
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (FcR7P)
I said that last night on the ONT (or one of last night's threads).
It's the zeitgeist, bitchez!
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (sdi6R)
I said "DIMES", you stupid cretins.
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: Tipper at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (N2yhW)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (8hBZi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (UOM48)
Will gets jiggy with his new concubine. Carlton applies to the Bloody Martyr's Brigade Golf Club. Hilarity ensues.
9PM: NCIS Riyadh.
A pious Muslim is found murdered in a mosque. Tune in to find out if Jew A or Jew B did it.
10PM: Anderson Cooper News Special: Why Won't American's Submit to Allah (pbuhn)?
Cooper investigates how the bigotry of Americans is preventing them from becoming Muslims. Also, "Jizya is good for ya'."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: Tipper at January 02, 2013 07:31 PM (N2yhW)
You took half his shit and started fucking pablo the pool boy didn't you bitch. Meanwhile tellin me my AC/DC tapre was satanic? Blow me you useless cunt.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (BGvco)
I'd be curious to hear from some of the employees who stay on for a
while. I want to hear them shocked (SHOCKED!) that there's anti-Semitism
and misogyny going on there.
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Dude, there's anti-Semitism and misogyny at Current TV right now!
Posted by: RoadRunner at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (3LD8A)
company X would buy only USA if they could and keep prices low.
Well in theory. Cable is barely a competitive market, so in reality it's just two cartels agreeing how much to screw us over.
But the point is that Current isn't part of one of those bundles. No cable or satellite company outside of Dearborn is going to pay to have it on their system.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 02, 2013 07:34 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 07:34 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: phillip fry at January 02, 2013 07:34 PM (Jsiw/)
Look, there's anti-Semitism and there's anti-Semitic anti-Semitism.
Posted by: Whoopi al Goldberg at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (UOM4
...............Little Juniors Jihad. Tuesday nights at 9:11 ESTPosted by: Molly k. at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (qEd4y)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: RoadRunner at January 02, 2013 07:33 PM (3LD8A)
Yeah, but achmed aint beatin bitches with a stick for showin ankle skin.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:35 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (piMMO)
Or not. Depending on whether they'll air the Islamic wife-beating instructions from noted "clerics" here, and (I am asking for a friend) the eagerly anticipated "Cub Scout Specials" produced by Achmet and his bad teeth. (The primitive early versions were aired at the madrassah L'il Barry attended in Indonesia, and he brought many of the important lessons with him to Hawaii. A cubbie-cultural amb-ass-ador, as it were.)
(Any "dish ears" pulling sat stuff off X263.07, with id uplinks from the Obama compound? Hell, I'd flippin' pay for that!)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (1V6Pv)
http://youtu.be/_5izvci8XUk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (TCGmg)
Romancing The Goat
A Fistful Of Little Boys
Escape From New Ideas
Exploding Planes, Trains, And Automobiles
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: dogfish at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (N2yhW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:36 PM (UOM4
This shit is real, they don't like that.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (l86i3)
Diogenes, from your last post, I agree with your
thought. Feel the pain of big government. Unfortunately, I didn't see a
way to do it without giving up the House in 2014 and the last time
these bastards had full control we got Obamacare.
Posted by: Prescient11 at January 02, 2013 07:15 PM (tVTLU)
And that may very well be the consequence of doing it. However, something I learned a long time ago is that sometimes you have to make things worse to make them better.
If they are tolerable, they will be endured. If they are not, they will not.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (bb5+k)
I Love Allah.
Everybody Loves Allah.
HOT in Abu Dhabi.
Seinfidel.
Achmed Pyle.
Besmirched.
Two and a Half Goats.
The Big Holocaust Theory.
Are You Being Slaughtered?
The Cosby Show.
Posted by: Test Lineup at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (x9s9/)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper
You bastard! You're stealing my idea for Baba Ganoush Bukake With Matthews. Prick.
Posted by: chrissie matthews at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Ben Ghazi at January 02, 2013 07:37 PM (qw3hL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:29 PM (UOM4
*****
I've seen that- "Honey Boom Boom"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (Lxw+T)
And their sports division won't be carrying the LFL, either.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (n4EDK)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at January 02, 2013 07:39 PM (QupBk)
You are by and miss, much like the unguided missiles the army of allah fires into the vagina-shaped abyss of Israel.
This one was a hit.
Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:39 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: dogfish at January 02, 2013 07:39 PM (N2yhW)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (MPjT
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They wish.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (P6QsQ)
Think about the hundreds of billions Al Gore has made the Middle East by delaying domestic drilling with the fraud called "Global Warming"
They owed him big time....
Posted by: phreshone at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (0SXI6)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:38 PM (Lxw+T)
Hey, Missy gold would not whore herself for such shows would she? Would she? Yeah, she would.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (BStAJ)
Lena Dunham will be a hit, however. So long as she stays in a sack and reminds everyone that Obama is a good muslim.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (b1VIZ)
Posted by: Allahson Cooper 360 at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (0It32)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (Lxw+T)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/b48qtx5
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (bb5+k)
my fiends,
what does it mean when life, rather than merely a few events in life, becomes surreal?
Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2013 07:41 PM (3uCpJ)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:40 PM (BStAJ)
Nope but get ready for an assfull of Arab keep away, or as otheres call it, Soccer.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:42 PM (l86i3)
Great Deal McConnell! I think he has to go as minority leader more than Boehner as Speaker!
Posted by: CarolT at January 02, 2013 07:43 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:43 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 02, 2013 07:43 PM (3uCpJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:43 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:44 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:44 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:44 PM (l86i3)
http://tinyurl.com/aj9kw2n
Posted by: CarolT at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (z4WKX)
These burka wearing Goats are really sexy crime fighters who show a little hoof from time to time.
Posted by: Killerdog at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (Oi60j)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (UOM48)
Jeez. I'd rather watch the Cubs' away games.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (TCGmg)
Nope but get ready for an assfull of Arab keep away, or as otheres call it, Soccer.
I can't wait to see their version of the X-Games withSevered-Goat-Head Polo, camel races, bomb construction competition, and Blasphemy Caning.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 02, 2013 07:46 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:46 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (TCGmg)
Hello? Imam? My wife's Brother's goat is hotter than she is. What do I do?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:47 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:47 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 02, 2013 07:47 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:48 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:45 PM (TCGmg)
Hello? Imam? My wife's Brother's goat is hotter than she is. What do I do?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:47 PM (l86i3) "
That's an easy one. You marry the goat too.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:48 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:48 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:48 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (HDgX3)
I've even taken Krav Maga classes. WTF?
Really sad s**t, about the level of the wet-dream of a sad sack oh living s**t who dreams of marrying his cousin, the one with all the goats. In the privacy of the narrow wadi....
It will prolly take the place of the morning flag-raising
sequence on "The Island/Stars n Stripes".
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (1V6Pv)
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A suburban New York
newspaper that ignited a furor by publishing the identities of
thousands of residents who hold gun licenses has hired armed security to
guard its staff after receiving an intimidating e-mail, a police report said.
Among a "large amount of negative correspondence" that White Plains, New York-based Journal News
has received since publishing permit holders' names was one e-mail in
which the sender "wondered what would get in her mail next," according
to a Clarkstown, New York, police report obtained by Reuters on
Wednesday.
The editor, Caryn McBride,
told police the newspaper hired a private security company whose
"employees are armed and will be on site during business hours," the
report said. The guards are protecting the newspaper's staff and
Rockland County offices in West Nyack, New York.
...There is more to the story...
Posted by: Bruce at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (hl+bP)
Posted by: runningrn at January 02, 2013 07:49 PM (Ag5D2)
Honestly who cares. Al Jazeera isn't that bad. Fox is just as bad as MSNBC but in different ways. As far as media outlets go, I'd take Al Jazeera over them all.
Also note, Al Jazeera is played in the chow halls on military bases in Afghanistan.
Republicans in USA have no clue what's going on in the middle east and that stupidity has been a major contributing factor to setting the stage for Obama and destroying our party.
Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (69Mdf)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (0ImZM)
Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (60GaT)
------------------------------
Which Republicans are you referring to?
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (Lxw+T)
The suspense will be greater than any episode of American Idol. Will you find out there is a fatwa against you? Stay tuned!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:51 PM (TCGmg)
Honestly who cares. Al Jazeera isn't that bad. Fox is just as bad as MSNBC but in different ways. As far as media outlets go, I'd take Al Jazeera over them all.
Also note, Al Jazeera is played in the chow halls on military bases in Afghanistan.
Republicans in USA have no clue what's going on in the middle east and that stupidity has been a major contributing factor to setting the stage for Obama and destroying our party.
Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy) "
Oh yeah, because you know all about what's going on in the Middle East...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: cranky-d at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (HDtn6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (0ImZM)
Al Jazeera Purchases Current TV; Will Create New Channel Called "Al Jazeera America"
You're sure this isn't from The Onion?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 02, 2013 07:52 PM (4u2LN)
the middle east and that stupidity has been a major contributing factor
to setting the stage for Obama and destroying our party.
Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy)
you sound concerned
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (8sCoq)
that stupidity has been a major contributing factor to setting the stage
for Obama and destroying our party."
well i'd say problems with neoconservative idealism are obvious, but i'm not exactly down with the Ron Paul-style reaction within the Right, if there's gonna be a helpful rethinking of GOP foreign policy it's counterproductive.
Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (HDgX3)
(Allah-correct reporting is another story.)
I recommend staying away from their 'reality TV' shows, though.
Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (rz0yi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (4u2LN)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (l86i3)
Really? My kid was just over there, and they had Fox on in his chow hall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (QKKT0)
You made me think of an Arab version of "Dear Abby" that P.J. O'Rourke discovered in a Saudi English language paper when he was reporting on Gulf War 1. One of the questions was "What moral lesson can we learn from knowing that a certain person died on the toliet?" O'Rourke's own answer was "No lesson in particular," but apparently the columnist gave some long convoluted answer relating dying on the toliet to something in the Koran.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (BStAJ)
.Republicans in USA have no clue what's going on in
the middle east and that stupidity has been a major contributing factor
to setting the stage for Obama and destroying our party.
Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy)
**********************
you sound concerned
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (8sCoq)
__________________
Very.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Your Moron Pal, Truman North at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (UOM4
Jane caught someone bullshitting. Good for you Jane.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:55 PM (l86i3)
In the rom-com category will be My Favorite Goat
For discussion of current events will be Nuke Israel.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 07:55 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 07:55 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:55 PM (l86i3)
Tonight on Al Jazeera Idol.... the finals between Mockmoud beats his wife to the beat of Beethovens 9th symphony and Ali sings The Rape Song accompanied by his ululating mother in law on a vest bomb.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (69Mdf)
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (eqV3Q)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (0ImZM)
that stupidity has been a major contributing factor to setting the stage
for Obama and destroying our party."
well i'd say problems with neoconservative idealism are obvious, but i'm not exactly down with the Ron Paul-style reaction within the Right, if there's gonna be a helpful rethinking of GOP foreign policy it's counterproductive.
Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (60GaT) "
There were no problems with neoconservative idealism. All the problems came from a desire to play "realpolitik," to be politically correct, and to kowtow to the "Enlightened Religion of Peace."
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Mo, Ham & Edd at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (ygAxO)
Posted by: Andrew at January 02, 2013 07:50 PM (HS3dy)
*****
I agree!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: LASue at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (pWeX5)
**********************
you sound concerned
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 07:53 PM (8sCoq)
_________________
Very.
_________________
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
Deeply. The way only a life long Christian Conservative Republican can be.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (0q2P7)
Brian al-Dennehy as a Saudi morals cop, breaking all the rules and doing things his way, in
"8 Simple Rules For Beating Your Teenage Daughter"
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (8sCoq)
"I love when things pop in my mouth"
Posted by: wooga at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (QWB9R)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (QKKT0)
LOL!!!
Jerry Van Dyke's mother is beheaded and reincarnated inside a 1912 Maxwell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (l86i3) "
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (0ImZM)
"Suddenly there were heavy revolvers in the dream."
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Crimeariver at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (l86i3)
--------------
You're right. That WAS good. I would have caught it the first time but I was in the bathroom.
Posted by: mama winger, former RNC donor at January 02, 2013 07:57 PM (P6QsQ)
Is Current TV the channel that was constantly playing "The TrueStory Of Creepy Mormons" or some such drivel during the election?
Posted by: LASue at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (pWeX5)
_____________
They've been playing Bowling For Columbine 24/7 since Newtown.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (HDgX3)
Thank you, At least someone here has some class.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (XkWWK)
there's no problems with thinking democracy is default good in the M.E. and hoping it all shakes out?
Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: ontherocks at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (69Mdf)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (l86i3)
Medved called it "edgy, a cross-cultural 'Weeds'" I am waiting for the Kevin Jenkins review. I want to be sure it's "safe" for little kids.
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 07:59 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:00 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:00 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:00 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:00 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (0ImZM)
Thank you, At least someone here has some class.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (l86i3) "
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (TCGmg)
But it was a hilarious stoning.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (0q2P7)
there's no problems with thinking democracy is default good in the M.E. and hoping it all shakes out?
Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 07:58 PM (60GaT) "
Is that what I wrote?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (eqV3Q)
Mohammed's fashion show including Burkahs and ..... more burkahs!
Black is the new black this millenium.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (69Mdf)
Question: Are thirty pieces of silver enough to satisfy a carbon footprint?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (QKKT0)
LOL, Mrs. Sailor esp.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 07:54 PM (l86i3)
*****
Oh come on, OSP- I liked it. I didn't quite LOL, but I did CTM.
(Chuckle To Myself)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (b1VIZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:02 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Molly k. at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (qEd4y)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: USA at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:01 PM (TCGmg) "
Corporal Klinger is funny.
Unfortunately, there is no fun in Islam.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (KDq5l)
Ralph and Norton just beat their wives in every episode
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (8sCoq)
LMAO
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Dingbat at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (PCJvs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (XkWWK)
How long before Obama grants them an exclusive interview?
"Mr. President, how do you keep your wife in line?" *Mooch steps up behind the interviewer and beats him within an inch of his life, while Barry cowers*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (TCGmg)
Ralph and Norton just beat their wives in every episode
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:03 PM (8sCoq)
Bang! Zoom! (literally)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (pcgW1)
Posted by: Dingbat at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (PCJvs)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 08:06 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (69Mdf)
If you'd like a partial list of drooling bigots on Twitter who find themselves amusing, click here: #CurrentAlJazeeraShowPitches
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: USA at January 02, 2013 08:08 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:08 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 08:08 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 08:08 PM (pcgW1)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 08:05 PM (60GaT) "
No. All sorts of compromises were made, which were simultaneously realpolitiky and politically correct.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (QKKT0)
Too Soon?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:07 PM (l86i3)
LOL!
Posted by: USA at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (1OZSU)
Subscribe to Andrew Sullivan's new site, get exclusive
photos of his mashed potato model of Sarah Palin's uterus!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (UOM48)
OOPS!
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: JDP at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (G9qZk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (0ImZM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (pAPIr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (NL15p)
Unfortunately, there is no fun in Islam.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (8hrco)
And Jamie Farr is Lebaenese - Jameel Farrar
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:11 PM (69Mdf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:11 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (69Mdf)
The Goat and Mrs. Muir
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (KDq5l)
Winner!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Don Gorleone at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (TCGmg)
Hmm, Muzzie porn. I see a biz op. 50 shades of gray goats.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:13 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:13 PM (TCGmg)
Unfortunately, there is no fun in Islam.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:04 PM (8hrco)
And Jamie Farr is Lebaenese - Jameel Farrar
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:10 PM (XkWWK) "
Lebanon used to have a Christian majority until (basically) only a few years ago.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:13 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 02, 2013 08:14 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:14 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:13 PM (8hrco)
That's true. I explain what happened in my book. Not only entertaining, but educational.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (0ImZM)
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (69Mdf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (sdi6R)
Um, no.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:15 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Buff Al-Obill at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Buff Al-Obill at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (NL15p)
Witty.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:14 PM (TCGmg) "
That's simple. Murder Justin Bieber. And if you feel like it, you can also abort your daughter.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:17 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:16 PM (TCGmg)
LOL
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:17 PM (l86i3)
oh that was just so wrong!
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (lq5Ky)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:18 PM (0ImZM)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (8hrco)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (UOM48)
God bless. :-)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (8hrco)
Night MUMR.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 02, 2013 08:19 PM (Oi60j)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (69Mdf)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (0ImZM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (0ImZM)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (TCGmg)
So, Diego is Al-Quada?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:21 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:22 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (Oi60j)
Panjshir Valley PTA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:24 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:24 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:24 PM (HDgX3)
Diego is the one who plans her missions.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:20 PM (TCGmg)
But only once.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 02, 2013 08:24 PM (pAPIr)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:24 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: FURPC at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (0ImZM)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:25 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:26 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:26 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:26 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (8sCoq)
Saudi Pawn Stars
Mustafa gets offered a Rolls Royce with a ticking issue.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:27 PM (TCGmg)
________________
I LOLed literally. And loudly.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (i15rp)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (ZOf1l)
Panjshir Valley PTA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:23 PM (KDq5l)
Good one!
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:28 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:29 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:29 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:30 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:30 PM (i15rp)
Or they'll Kill you! and you better like it.
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:30 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: museisluse at January 02, 2013 08:32 PM (SsWgR)
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2013 08:32 PM (5PkZK)
(unfortunately all the contestants wore burkhas so it was impossible to determine a winner)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 02, 2013 07:56 PM (8hrco)
Ahem. The fatal problem with neocon idealism is its naive assumption that all men want the same things. Free western men desire liberty. Believing muslims have, shall we say, other priorities. The political correctness that you correctly describe as a problem is intrinsic to, and inseparable from, neoconservative idealism.
Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (MbXOQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:34 PM (i15rp)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:34 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:35 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: museisluse at January 02, 2013 08:35 PM (SsWgR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:35 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:36 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:36 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:36 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (KDq5l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (TCGmg)
as the stomach burns
all my children and their wives
general hospital. er well.
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:37 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (nqBYe)
Launching a subscription-only site.
$19.95 per year.
Hilarity ensues.
_
Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (RuUvx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:31 PM (TCGmg)
Get glasses.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:38 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 02, 2013 08:39 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:40 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:40 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:40 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:40 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:41 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:41 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:41 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:41 PM (nqBYe)
#1 Ranked Mohammed U Mohammeders
vs.
#2 ranked Mohammed U Momammeders.
Starting QBs will be Ahmed Mohammed for Mohammed U and Mohammed al-Ahmed Mohhamed for Mohammed U
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:43 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:43 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:43 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 02, 2013 08:44 PM (ZOf1l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (i15rp)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (8sCoq)
"After that jerk King David dumped me for that slut Bathsheba, well, I just never got over it!"
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:45 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 02, 2013 08:46 PM (HDgX3)
Koranimals ?
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:47 PM (i15rp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:48 PM (UOM48)
Will they burn the studios down if there are protestors that denounce them as a religion of fairies and goat fu***rs?
What if there are no veiwers or even worse, someone announces a boycott of their advertisers?
Will anyone really give a flying f**k?
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 02, 2013 08:48 PM (IanLz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:48 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 08:50 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2013 08:50 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:51 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 08:51 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 08:52 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:53 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:53 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:54 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 08:54 PM (2lhPQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:55 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:55 PM (i15rp)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 08:55 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:56 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 08:56 PM (2lhPQ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:56 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 08:57 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:57 PM (i15rp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (2lhPQ)
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:57 PM (i15rp)
Ok, play on words, very good.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 08:59 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 08:59 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2013 08:58 PM (9XBK2)
Yes, instead of the four feet tapping at the beginning of the show, they'll be stomping their sisters.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 08:59 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 08:59 PM (i15rp)
Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 09:00 PM (Htueq)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 09:00 PM (2lhPQ)
Who killed Yasser Arafat this week?
The Jews? Or the Jews? Or maybe the Jews?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 09:00 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 02, 2013 09:01 PM (hpYnL)
The Goat and Mrs. Muir
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2013 08:09 PM (KDq5l)
Winner!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2013 08:12 PM (XkWWK)
**************
But, who's gonna play Mrs. Muir opposite Rosie?
Posted by: Boomer Redneque knows Mohammad was a goat-fucking kiddie-raper at January 02, 2013 09:02 PM (eQnzo)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 09:02 PM (2lhPQ)
Nobody's wants the country they have, and both sides are escorting it to its death.
America has become Pass'e.
I can't wait till Americans figure out that it was the best possible system available and that they will never get it back. It will be a relieving moment, justifying all the pain and worry I've gone thru watching her sink......Being proven correct is a Bitch!
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 02, 2013 09:02 PM (uis79)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (TCGmg)
No format changes necessary.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (lq5Ky)
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (2lhPQ)
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (i15rp)
naive assumption that all men want the same things. Free western men
desire liberty. Believing muslims have, shall we say, other priorities.
The political correctness that you correctly describe as a problem is
intrinsic to, and inseparable from, neoconservative idealism.
Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 02, 2013 08:33 PM (MbXOQ)
Not really. It'll work just fine-if you're willing to keep a strong, multigenerational armed presence, willing to use copious amounts of force as needed, in country. Western Republics aren't willing to make that level of commitment. Hell, Iraq is about the only country in the ME that's NOT having Arab spring/summer/whatever issues right now, and we only stayed for a decade.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 02, 2013 09:02 PM (uis79)
Well, I don't know about you. But I'll fight till I'm dead. I will then leave my children to carry on the struggle.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at January 02, 2013 09:04 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 09:04 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 09:04 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Taggart at January 02, 2013 09:04 PM (NL15p)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 09:05 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 09:05 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2013 09:06 PM (i15rp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2013 09:07 PM (TCGmg)
Instead of a nature special on identifying trees, they'll have one about trees that identify joos. Special guest appearance by Muslim "cleric" Obama al-Bommayou.
Posted by: Thorvald at January 02, 2013 09:08 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 02, 2013 09:03 PM (aH+zP)
No. The Iraqi constitution is based on Islam and their Christian population is being slaughtered. That is not a desirable outcome, nor one worth a single drop of American blood.
Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 02, 2013 09:08 PM (MbXOQ)
Posted by: Cowboy at January 02, 2013 09:09 PM (vNrFq)
Posted by: SmileyNH at January 02, 2013 09:10 PM (hlZx/)
Posted by: Marmo at January 02, 2013 09:10 PM (Htueq)
I should clarify.
Gone with the Windmills is a history of the United States filmed in the year 2016.
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at January 02, 2013 09:11 PM (2lhPQ)
Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 02, 2013 09:12 PM (MbXOQ)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 02, 2013 09:14 PM (2075p)
armegeddon starring the avengers, for the relic of islam, wait for the nightmare to come true. for the kingdon 2. i know this is true i have great expectations because there is no peacemaker, just kiss the girls goodbye before we sink like the titanic.
tada
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 09:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at January 02, 2013 09:18 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Chicagorefugee at January 02, 2013 09:08 PM (MbXOQ)And thank you, you make my case for me. Now, I happen to agree with you about it not being worth the cost, but you're bashing a straw man. If you want to argue against "neocon" (oh, those pesky Joos again!) foreign policy, do so, but represent it faithfully and attack that. The problem isn't the strategy, it's that no western country or people has the will to implement such a strategy today.
The Jihadis, OTOH, I suspect they have the will to keep up the bloody subjugation of conquered peoples for just as looooong as it takes, when they implement their reverse version of the same strategy.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 02, 2013 09:18 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 02, 2013 09:32 PM (1OZSU)
Posted by: Hicks at January 02, 2013 09:33 PM (7UXGr)
Posted by: xuyee at January 02, 2013 09:44 PM (/QiO2)
Posted by: Rory at January 02, 2013 09:47 PM (7rd2m)
Ratings will go up as Islamic men order their burka'd wives to watch 24 hours a day.
Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at January 02, 2013 10:08 PM (T/L2Z)
Posted by: joemack at January 02, 2013 10:33 PM (EdlfZ)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 02, 2013 11:26 PM (e8kgV)
Dr. Savage was very funny tonight. He has new pet names for boehner and mcconnel and they are funny.
Posted by: the NOW resurrected after the elction at January 02, 2013 11:31 PM (/b8+5)
Well, it would be ironic if it weren’t so predictable.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 02, 2013 11:35 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Al Gore at January 03, 2013 12:17 AM (ZWaLo)
Posted by: K-Bob at January 03, 2013 01:27 AM (PhktM)
Posted by: Jeff at January 03, 2013 08:53 AM (8816I)
http://news.yahoo.com/glenn-beck-tried-buy-current-tv-rejected-032853589--finance.html
read the rest
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