Deathstar construction petition tops necessary 25,000 [Purp]

Obama will have to respond now

Seriously, what better "jobs program" could you have than a Deathstar? In less dramatic news, the Chinese are building a heavy transport akin to the C-17. Its something they'll need to support their African economic push.

Build the Deathstar!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 11:32 AM



Comments

1 Now that's the way to waste government money!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 11:33 AM (VtjlW)

2 Has he ever responded to one of these petitions?

Or is it along the lines of 'the most transparent administration ever?'

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 11:35 AM (fWAjv)

3

Hehe, better than food stamps...

Posted by: beach at December 31, 2012 11:35 AM (LpQbZ)

4 My thread! Mine!


*runs around waving arms in the air* *because I just don't car* *hammertime*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 11:36 AM (VtjlW)

5 ..and when you're all done, you got a freaking Deathstar! How cool is that?

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 11:36 AM (hc3eM)

6 Grrrr car = care


This is what happens when I am insufficiently caffeinated, people.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 11:36 AM (VtjlW)

7 ..and when you're all done, you got a freaking Deathstar! How cool is that?
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 11:36 AM (hc3eM)



Clearly it should be the USS Freedom and Unity. Or USS FU for short.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 11:37 AM (VtjlW)

8 It's a ... ah, hell, y'all know the drill.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 31, 2012 11:38 AM (O7Q1u)

9 Clearly it should be the USS Freedom and Unity. Or USS FU for short.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 11:37 AM (VtjlW)


Since it would be built under the Preezy's watch, though, shouldn't it be the "USS Freedom FROM Unity?" The abbreviation would, of course, still apply.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:38 AM (4df7R)

10 If SOMD don't deliver, we'll still have the Deathstar.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 11:38 AM (hc3eM)

11 I hope they take a look at that thermal exhaust port.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2012 11:39 AM (zgHLA)

12 If you build it, they will come - Field of Dreams

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 11:41 AM (hc3eM)

13
.... is it just me.... or is anybody else troubled that we want Barrack Hussein Obama..... JEF.....TFG.... to build and control a Death Star?



Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 11:41 AM (nELVU)

14 A Deathstar built by the US Gov't?


What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 11:42 AM (IvVLN)

15 .... is it just me.... or is anybody else troubled that we want Barrack Hussein Obama..... JEF.....TFG.... to build and control a Death Star?



Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 11:41 AM (nELVU)
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I trust him completely. Now pass me the bong and stop bogarting.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2012 11:43 AM (jucos)

16 .... is it just me.... or is anybody else troubled that we want Barrack Hussein Obama..... JEF.....TFG.... to build and control a Death Star?



Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 11:41 AM (nELVU)



I'm counting on there being a tragic exhaust port accident.


Note to self: counting is traditionally spelled with an o.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 11:43 AM (VtjlW)

17 To continue the NFL talk from the previous thread (come on, it's NYE and work is slow), am I the only one who sees Russell Wilson and immediately wants to give him a cookie, a glass of milk and ruffle his hair? He's just so adorable! I can't help it!

It's like how every boy band has to followa structure. If the group is a trio, the members have to be one of the following: the Smoking Hot One (RGIII), the Scruffy One (Luck), and the Cute One (Wilson).

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:43 AM (4df7R)

18 Yeah a freaking Deathstar until some dang fool MS-13 kid blows it up with his Kel-Tec while on a joyride.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 11:43 AM (fx1PU)

19 Note to self: counting is traditionally spelled with an o.

Why I Can't Quit AoSHQ, Exhibit A.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Ampersand Army at December 31, 2012 11:44 AM (GBXon)

20 The original drawings were for a communications satellite. Then the central planners got involved.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 31, 2012 11:44 AM (O7Q1u)

21 .... is it just me.... or is anybody else troubled that we want Barrack Hussein Obama..... JEF.....TFG.... to build and control a Death Star?
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 11:41 AM (nELVU)


Emperor Palpatine built both Death Stars, yes?

Didn't work out too well for him, ne?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:44 AM (4df7R)

22 Note to self: counting is traditionally spelled with an o.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 11:43 AM (VtjlW)




This is AoS. We go non traditional.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 11:45 AM (IvVLN)

23 This is what happens when you put a Kardashian in the White House.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 11:46 AM (w3+gB)

24 Deathstar, well now we know where those 800k fired DoD employees will be going.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 11:46 AM (fx1PU)

25 I hope they take a look at that thermal exhaust port.

Pfft, dude. It's two meters across. No one could hit that.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 11:47 AM (QupBk)

26 It will be low-bid with union labor. They'll stick a flashlight on the moon and call it a day.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Ampersand Army at December 31, 2012 11:47 AM (GBXon)

27 Fritz, a Kardashian Deathstar would be encrusted with diamonds instead of weapons ports. And a swimming pool that encompasses one quarter of the surface.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 11:47 AM (fx1PU)

28 This is what happens when you put a Kardashian in the White House.
Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 11:46 AM (w3+gB)


Two Kardashians, actually, since Mooch is a big a cam-whore as her idiot husband. And she's got twice the ass, since she's got to do the heavy ass-lifting for the both of them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:47 AM (4df7R)

29 Prior to passage of the Affordable Healthcare Act, TFG was a rockstar.

Now that the bill is law, the JEF is essentially our deathstar.

Catch a cold and who knows, a death-panelist could eliminate you.

Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 11:47 AM (G6FLw)

30 I'd settle for a Star Destroyer, really. You know, start small with a proof of concept kind of deal.

Posted by: Lance MCormick at December 31, 2012 11:48 AM (zgHLA)

31 Pfft, dude. It's two meters across. No one could hit that.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 11:47 AM (QupBk)


It's not like anyone out there's ever targeted something the size of a Wamp Rat with pin point accuracy at high speed or anything. That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:48 AM (4df7R)

32 Invictus vs Enterprise-E?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 11:48 AM (fx1PU)

33 The Chinese want to colonize Africa? It's no different than when Mistah Kurtz was there. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 31, 2012 11:49 AM (ty37M)

34 Umm, exactly where will this thing be pointed?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 31, 2012 11:49 AM (yiIja)

35 I always thought that Gillette Stadium (Foxboro) was the Death Star

Others would argue Cowboys Stadium, but it hasn't been dealing much death lately other than to Cowboy fans Super Bowl hopes

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 11:50 AM (wwsoB)

36 And did the Deathstar just blow up all the comments?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 11:50 AM (fx1PU)

37
Wasn't someone working on a life-size AT-AT at one point, or am I hallucinating again? (I'd start with an AT-ST myself, but the balance issues are probably greater, despite the smaller size.)
[p]
Screw the flying cars. Where's my mecha?

Posted by: Lance MCormick at December 31, 2012 11:50 AM (zgHLA)

38 Did somebody find the two meter exhaust port on this post?
Comments went pffffffft.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at December 31, 2012 11:50 AM (Qxe/p)

39 It's Mullah Obama people. If he does use US labor to build the Death Star, he'll either use it on conservatives or give it to Muslims as part of his "reach around," I mean "outreach" program so they can kill us.

Posted by: shibumi at December 31, 2012 11:50 AM (z63Tr)

40 It will be built with Union labor, so we should be safe for the next few millenia.

Posted by: pep at December 31, 2012 11:50 AM (6TB1Z)

41 Is it wrong that I smiled when I read Hillary's in bad shape?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (HDgX3)

42 Wasn't someone working on a life-size AT-AT at one point, or am I hallucinating again?

You do realize those aren't mutually exclusive, right?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Ampersand Army at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (GBXon)

43 Umm, exactly where will this thing be pointed?

If Obama's building it, at your wallet.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (hc3eM)

44 Ahhh forgot the HQ-htmlery issue. That'll teach me to, um, something.

Posted by: Lance MCormick at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (zgHLA)

45 Obligatory - http://youtu.be/iQdDRrcAOjA (NSFW language)


I am ashamed that no one posted this yet.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (VtjlW)

46 ... the comments went away.

I felt a great disturbance in the comments, as if millions of Morons called out with sarcasm, and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (4df7R)

47 Should Prof. Krugman's space aliens be worried?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 31, 2012 11:52 AM (yiIja)

48 Can't find it now. But someone in Japan has built what looks like an AT-ST that fires tennis balls. Perfect for UN humanitarian missions in genocidal areas.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 11:52 AM (fx1PU)

49 Obligatory Kardashian.


http://tinyurl.com/ah9aghk



And yes, I would. In every way conceivable.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 11:52 AM (IvVLN)

50
You do realize those aren't mutually exclusive, right?


You did what to a frog?

Posted by: Lance MCormick at December 31, 2012 11:52 AM (zgHLA)

51 Is it wrong that I smiled when I read Hillary's in bad shape?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (HDgX3)


If smiling at Hillary's misfortune is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (4df7R)

52 41 Is it wrong that I smiled when I read Hillary's in bad shape?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (HDgX3)


What's wrong is the reporting.
ONE reporter noted that you don't give blood thinners for a blood clot.
You prescribe them to prevent more blood clots.

I have intimate knowledge (and 3/4 of my heart left working) as empirical evidence of this as being true.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (Qxe/p)

53 Obligatory Kardashian

Speaking of two meter exhaust ports.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (QupBk)

54 A Kardashian Deathstar will have an exhaust port 200m wide and there will be a battalion of storm troopers stationed at its rim.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (w3+gB)

55 Build the Deathstar then LET. IT. BURN. Two birds, one stone.

Posted by: O'Bumbles at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (ndlFj)

56 That's no moon. That's Uranus.

Posted by: pep at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (6TB1Z)

57 I felt a great disturbance in the comments, as if millions of Morons called out with sarcasm, and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:51 AM (4df7R)


Was seconds away from posting the same comment. My computer needs new hamsters.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (hpYnL)

58 Pffft- asking people who can't parallel park to build a Deathstar. simply Pffft.



Of course, if it's a real Deathstar you wouldn't really need to know how to parallel park.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 11:54 AM (1OZSU)

59 Chinese build Transport clone.. Willy C gave them the blue prints and Fuckstein and here husband gave them the goahead. That is How DC works, fortunately for US the PRC just made their first Aircraft carrier landing and as for their production standards just look in the bowl before you flush your bad case of the trotts for some comparison

Posted by: Clemenza at December 31, 2012 11:54 AM (ILM+d)

60 You don't park deathstar, deathstar parks you.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 11:55 AM (hc3eM)

61 Was seconds away from posting the same comment. My computer needs new hamsters.
Posted by: mugiwara at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (hpYnL)


Make sure they're union or you'll experience one hell of a slowdown

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:55 AM (4df7R)

62 Wasn't someone working on a life-size AT-AT at one point, or am I hallucinating again?


Also obligatory. And adorable.

http://youtu.be/-CVYOCMpJRY

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 11:55 AM (VtjlW)

63 53
Obligatory Kardashian



Speaking of two meter exhaust ports.


Both Kim and the deathstar are a huge moon. (No, I'm not going to just let this go)

Posted by: pep at December 31, 2012 11:55 AM (6TB1Z)

64 Let's hope this Deathstar has a screen over some of those vents, and an on-board force field generator.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2012 11:56 AM (P7hip)

65 Obligatory Kardashian

Speaking of two meter exhaust ports.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (QupBk)
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toby928 for the win.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2012 11:56 AM (jucos)

66 Joe aka Fluke Starbucker Biden upon seeing the Deathstar being built, "I have a bad feeling about this."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 11:56 AM (fx1PU)

67 Knowing this administration, they'd build a Battlestar instead, name it the Enterprise, and then use it to attack the UK and then blame their failures on a screening of Turking Star Wars.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2012 11:56 AM (zgHLA)

68 Why do I think that the current regime would be more likely to build something like the Vogon Constructor Fleet than a Deathstar? The Deathstar implies the desire to awe and terrify opposition through a show of strength, whereas the Vogons choose to awe and terrify the opposition through mind-numbing bureaucracy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:57 AM (4df7R)

69 If Hildebeast croaked I suppose the "boys" over at Hillbuzz would have a mas wrist opening.

Posted by: maddogg at December 31, 2012 11:57 AM (OlN4e)

70 *Turkish

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2012 11:57 AM (zgHLA)

71 It will be a death star filled with neocons. (I missed out on the baby troll clubbing)

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 11:58 AM (YSC7v)

72 53 Obligatory Kardashian

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Speaking of two meter exhaust ports.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 11:53 AM (QupBk)




I would take careful aim and destroy that exhaust port.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 11:58 AM (IvVLN)

73 Okay, I just tried to search on YouTube for 'real AT-ST' and Judy Garland came up as part of search results.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (fx1PU)

74
I have the original Deathstar, and most knowing conservatives call it the WarCock!

Posted by: Dick Cheney at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (ndqJC)

75 Dammit. I guess we'll have to raise on the top 3 percent now and have non-union labor work 27 hours a day. That should cover it.
.......


But, before you go off to start building your apocalyptic weapon, do bear in mind two things. Firstly, the two million death stars is mostly from the Earth's core which we would all really rather you didn't remove. And secondly, at today's rate of steel production (1.3 billion tonnes annually), it would take 833,315 years to produce enough steel to begin work. So once someone notices what you're up to, you have to fend them off for 800 millennia before you have a chance to fight back. In context, it takes under an hour to get the steel for HMS Illustrious.

Oh, and the cost of the steel alone? At 2012 prices, about $852,000,000,000,000,000. Or roughly 13,000 times the world's GDP.**

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (fWAjv)

76 I would take careful aim and destroy that exhaust port.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 11:58 AM (IvVLN)


Like a screen door in a hurricane, eh?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (4df7R)

77 raise taxes

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (fWAjv)

78 Both Kim and the deathstar are a huge moon. (No, I'm not going to just let this go)
Posted by: pep at December 31, 2012 11:55 AM (6TB1Z)

*****

Some critical parts are fabricated out of silicone?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (1OZSU)

79 I'm still waiting for my skittle shitting Unicorn with the rainbow mane.

Posted by: Occu-pooper at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (ygAxO)

80
The union lunch break bit during the chase on Vogsphere (in the movie) wastotally hilarious and worth it.


I know the film got a lot of flak, but I liked it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2012 12:00 PM (zgHLA)

81 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOYR3cQ50NY

Posted by: Butters at December 31, 2012 12:00 PM (NIZHJ)

82 Okay, I just tried to search on YouTube for 'real AT-ST' and Judy Garland came up as part of search results.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (fx1PU)



I've got to believe it's because of "Meet Mein St. Louis."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:00 PM (4df7R)

83 Like a screen door in a hurricane, eh?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (4df7R)




Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:00 PM (IvVLN)

84 Just to make sure I'm on the record with this ... these White House petitions are among the stupidest things ever.

Posted by: Andy at December 31, 2012 12:01 PM (OZPoa)

85 If Hildebeast croaked I suppose the "boys" over at Hillbuzz would have a mas wrist opening.
Posted by: maddogg at December 31, 2012 11:57 AM (OlN4e)
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I find it odd that major hospitals are playing along with demotards "get out of jail free" schemes. The Mayo Clinic played along with JJJr's farce and now Presbyterian?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2012 12:01 PM (jucos)

86 I would take careful aim and destroy that exhaust port.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 11:58 AM (IvVLN)



Protein Torpedoes ready.

Posted by: Wedge at December 31, 2012 12:01 PM (hpYnL)

87 "Meet Me In St. Louis." The film is not German.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:01 PM (4df7R)

88 What does Hillary know that's going to get her killed by this president?

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 31, 2012 12:02 PM (+I8Mq)

89 78 Both Kim and the deathstar are a huge moon. (No, I'm not going to just let this go)
Posted by: pep at December 31, 2012 11:55 AM (6TB1Z)

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than Kim's vaj.

We're pregnant!!!

Posted by: Kanye at December 31, 2012 12:02 PM (fWAjv)

90 I find it odd that major hospitals are playing along with demotards "get out of jail free" schemes. The Mayo Clinic played along with JJJr's farce and now Presbyterian?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2012 12:01 PM (jucos)


"Nice federal funding youse got dere. Be a shame if sum'in were to happen to it."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:02 PM (4df7R)

91 It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 31, 2012 12:03 PM (dKV5k)

92 What does Hillary know that's going to get her killed by this president?
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 31, 2012 12:02 PM (+I8Mq)


What really happened in Benghazi, and what Obama didn't do that he should have.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:03 PM (4df7R)

93 BC, you've turned off you targeting computer. Is something wrong?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 12:03 PM (QupBk)

94 Protein Torpedoes ready.


The port is along that cleavage. The Lewinsky Trench.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 31, 2012 12:04 PM (+I8Mq)

95 Should Calypso Louie Farakhanfear for his mothership?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 31, 2012 12:04 PM (yiIja)

96
Sean Penn is no worse a journalist than your Beltway reporter.

Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 12:04 PM (ymJbM)

97 Both Kim and the deathstar are a huge moon. (No, I'm not going to just let this go)
Posted by: pep at December 31, 2012 11:55 AM (6TB1Z)

*****

And what about that horrible screeching noise when it starts up in the morning?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 12:04 PM (1OZSU)

Posted by: Butters at December 31, 2012 12:04 PM (NIZHJ)

99 93 BC, you've turned off you targeting computer. Is something wrong?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 12:03 PM (QupBk)



Nope. Just getting ready to use some Force to hit that exhaust port.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:05 PM (IvVLN)

100 Kim Kardashian is no Kate Upton. Can I get an amen?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 31, 2012 12:05 PM (jucos)

101 Oh, and the cost of the steel alone? At 2012 prices, about $852,000,000,000,000,000. Or roughly 13,000 times the world's GDP.**
Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 11:59 AM (fWAjv)


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Sounds doable.

Posted by: Baraka the Hussein at December 31, 2012 12:05 PM (YSC7v)

102 In response to overwhelming demand, I agree that building the Death Star is a worthy infrastructure investment that will create thousands of jobs.

I am proud to announce that the Chrysler Corporation and General Motors have both won the contract to build this marvel at my direction. I have received their solemn promise that it will not experience catastrophic mechanical failure before the 3 year / 35,000 mile warranty expires.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2012 12:05 PM (SY2Kh)

103 Ah here we go. Here is a video of the mechanized terror.
http://youtu.be/FtovadY4lYk

And a video of it walking
http://youtu.be/P2OksmJthZc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:06 PM (fx1PU)

104 You know Barry would have to name it after himself.

Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2012 12:06 PM (dKV5k)

105 Can't we just print money to buy our own bonds to eleventy?

Posted by: Butters at December 31, 2012 12:06 PM (NIZHJ)

106
Kate has magnificent gazoombies, and Kim has a large ass only seen on certain First Lady's. Hey, I'm still alive and ready to ring in the new year.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 31, 2012 12:07 PM (ndqJC)

107 I have received their solemn promise that it will not experience catastrophic mechanical failure before the 3 year / 35,000 mile warranty expires.

*****

...or roughly one earth orbit.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 12:07 PM (1OZSU)

108 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vePXLkR6A
Full sized Gundam model. Just a model, really.


The one good reason to have a Death Star project is it would be a good excuse to develop an asteroid mining industry. The initial cost would be high but long term it is the only practical way to get the materials on location.

Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 12:08 PM (kcfmt)

109 When the revolution comes, Bernanke should be one of the first against the wall.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 12:08 PM (QupBk)

110 Wouldn't this thing cause the tides to go crazy?

Posted by: Butters at December 31, 2012 12:08 PM (NIZHJ)

111 Can't we just print money to buy our own bonds to eleventy?
Posted by: Butters at December 31, 2012 12:06 PM (NIZHJ)
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Hey there good man. Would you like a job?

Posted by: Ben Bernanke at December 31, 2012 12:09 PM (jucos)

112 Toby, run Bernanke and Geithner through the printing presses. Itaglio or perhaps through a few coin stampings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:09 PM (fx1PU)

113
You know Barry would have to name it after himself.

Whatever he named it, it'd still be called the Debt Star by the public.

If they were aware of its existence, that is. Which is highly unlikely, despite it being readily visible 24/7.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 31, 2012 12:09 PM (yiIja)

114 You know Barry would have to name it after himself.
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2012 12:06 PM (dKV5k)


The USS Obama: An enormous, government-created monstrosity built for the sole purpose of intimidating and destroying groups of people who disagree with the current (tyrannical) party line.

Yep. Truth in Advertising.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:09 PM (4df7R)

115 Wouldn't this thing cause the tides to go crazy?

Barry's got that covered. He already controls the oceans.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 31, 2012 12:09 PM (O7Q1u)

116 Shit. Again.


http://tinyurl.com/37gv77

Posted by: Chevy Volt Engineering Union 387 at December 31, 2012 12:10 PM (fWAjv)

117
I hope they take a look at that thermal exhaust port.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2012 11:39 AM (zgHLA)









Here's the thing about the thermal exhaust port. The Empire KNEW it was a weakness, it was ray-shielded (which was why the Rebels had to use proton torpedoes). So either they didn't bother to beef up the defenses any further because of arrogance, or the giant talking praying mantis bugs that designed the Death Star put the weakness in on purpose.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:10 PM (TIIx5)

118 RWC, come on - Steel? - nanotube impregnated structure. Start it on an asteroid core. Release a damn RFP Obama, he'll make sure there is a 25% 8(a) goal, but we can work with that.

Posted by: Jean at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (sgNEe)

119 http://bit.ly/TsTWxE


I am so ashamed of the Horde. So. Ashamed. Over 100 comments and I had to be the one to post it?


It's like I don't even know you any more! *runs off crying*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (VtjlW)

120 Death star aside, all of you are just going to love what I have in store for all of you this next year.

Posted by: Baraka the Hussein at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (YSC7v)

121 OT: I wonder if the head ewok is working up a thread on clot-gate.

Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (G6FLw)

122 Wouldn't it have made more sense to just dive bomb the exhaust port vertically rather than make a long run down a corridor lined with turbo-lasers?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (QupBk)

123 epobirs, just think if the Zeon Archduchy had built a Deathstar equipped with Gundams.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (fx1PU)

124 Is he done with his 20 volume abridged movie review of the Hobbit?

Posted by: Butters at December 31, 2012 12:13 PM (NIZHJ)

125 Wouldn't it have made more sense


Wouldn't it have made more sense is to the Star Warsverse what And then, for no apparent reason, is to the Marvelverse.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:13 PM (VtjlW)

126 The Red Letter Media Guy Hobbit review kills.

Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 12:14 PM (G6FLw)

127 #122

It would have given the defenses an obvious target to defend and a clear field of fire to repel the attackers.

Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 12:14 PM (kcfmt)

128 It's like I don't even know you any more! *runs off crying*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (VtjlW)




I was distracted by tits and ass.


Isn't that standard AoS???

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:14 PM (IvVLN)

129 DeathStar - contracted by the Obama Administration. Must be built by union labor and powered by green energy. I am not worried despite the the delusional dreams of kingship of the cirremt POTUS. It will take so long to build and power up that I'll be long dead before it gets done. Move on, there is nothing of interest here.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at December 31, 2012 12:14 PM (Eq2MX)

130 It's like I don't even know you any more! *runs off crying*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy


Don't get me started! Dammit....too late....*sniff*

Posted by: The Man with the Orange Tan at December 31, 2012 12:14 PM (NF2Bf)

131 For AlextheChick, more of Leia in her bikini.
http://tinyurl.com/b7aabok

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:15 PM (fx1PU)

132 Death Star vs Borg Cube

Discuss

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 12:15 PM (hc3eM)

133 Here's the thing about the thermal exhaust port. The Empire KNEW it was a weakness, it was ray-shielded (which was why the Rebels had to use proton torpedoes). So either they didn't bother to beef up the defenses any further because of arrogance, or the giant talking praying mantis bugs that designed the Death Star put the weakness in on purpose.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:10 PM (TIIx5)



I've often wondered why, on a space station the size of the Deathstar, there was only ONE tiny exhaust port that was largely unprotected. I mean, I assume there were other exhaust ports; probably even other tiny exhaust ports. But for whatever reason this one particular port was just too darn boring for anything more than cursory protection.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:15 PM (4df7R)

134 Wouldn't it have made more sense to just dive bomb the exhaust port vertically rather than make a long run down a corridor lined with turbo-lasers?
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (QupBk)


---------------------------------------------


Oh, please. Get real.

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2012 12:15 PM (YSC7v)

135
Hillary's FUPA clot could have been prevented by proper diet, exercise, and more Tanqueray.

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 31, 2012 12:16 PM (ndqJC)

136 For Dear Leader....and the Horde....

http://tinyurl.com/byncnfe

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:16 PM (IvVLN)

137 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:03 PM (4df7R)

Or that he did and shouldn't have. Methinks there more at play than lax security and a QRF stand down.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 31, 2012 12:16 PM (L8r/r)

138 epobirs, just think if the Zeon Archduchy had built a Deathstar equipped with Gundams.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (fx1PU)



Okay, that's it, now I have to go watch the Pacific Rim trailer for another 28 times in a row. Not that. I've done that. Or anything. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (VtjlW)

139
Luckily, the US has the next best thing to a Death Star: Nimitz Battle Groups.

Unluckily, they're commanded by a cocksucking commie douchebag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (TIIx5)

140 Death Star vs Borg Cube
Discuss


Borg Cube. Discussion over. Time for your assimilation.

Posted by: Locutus at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (NF2Bf)

141 Toby, dive bombing the port would make sense. Except George Lucas stole the entire trench run concept and a lot of dialog from the British war movie 'Dambusters'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (fx1PU)

142 'Wouldn't it have made more sense' is to the Star Warsverse what 'And then, for no apparent reason,' is to the Marvelverse.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:13 PM (VtjlW)



"And then, for no apparent reason, Peter Parker killed Mary Jane with his radioactive sperm."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (4df7R)

143 119 http://bit.ly/TsTWxE


I am so ashamed of the Horde. So. Ashamed. Over 100 comments and I had to be the one to post it?


It's like I don't even know you any more! *runs off crying*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:11 PM (VtjlW)


http://tinyurl.com/aeqearu

Ya know. For the ladies.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (fWAjv)

144 So either they didn't bother to beef up the defenses
any further because of arrogance, or the giant talking praying mantis
bugs that designed the Death Star put the weakness in on purpose.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:10 PM (TIIx5)

Easy there Buster.... we have a signed change order.
Our glactic attorneys will be in touch with yours.....

Posted by: Praying Mantis Bug Engineers Planetray Local Union #1456 at December 31, 2012 12:18 PM (nELVU)

145 Hillary's FUPA clot could have been prevented by proper diet, exercise, and more Tanqueray Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 31, 2012 12:16 PM (ndqJC)

You mean her gunt clot?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 31, 2012 12:18 PM (sbV1u)

146
Death Star vs Borg Cube

Discuss


Round vs. Not-Round.

Now, back to teh boobehs!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 31, 2012 12:18 PM (yiIja)

147
I am your father, Barack.

Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at December 31, 2012 12:18 PM (vbh31)

148 132 Death Star vs Borg Cube

Discuss

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 12:15 PM (hc3eM)




Discussion is irrelevant. Lower your shields. Prepare to be assimilated.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:19 PM (IvVLN)

149 You realize he can actually respond to this one with a clear, legitimate answer, right?

It's a violation of the Outer Space Treaty.

"Article IV
States Parties to the Treaty undertake not to place in orbit around the earth any objects carrying nuclear weapons or any other kinds of weapons of mass destruction, install such weapons on celestial bodies, or station such weapons in outer space in any other manner."

A superlaser is a weapon of mass destruction. A superlaser is THE weapon of mass destruction.

Posted by: MrJustAGuy at December 31, 2012 12:19 PM (Mv0H/)

150 Luckily, the US has the next best thing to a Death Star: Nimitz Battle Groups.Unluckily, they're commanded by a cocksucking commie douchebag.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (TIIx5)


-------------------------------------------------


Baraka gave them to me. They're mine now.

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2012 12:19 PM (YSC7v)

151 http://tinyurl.com/aeqearu Ya know. For the ladies.
Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (fWAjv)


It's Helen Thomas, isn't it?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:19 PM (4df7R)

152 http://tinyurl.com/aeqearu Ya know. For the ladies.

That's hot.

Posted by: Bawney Frank at December 31, 2012 12:19 PM (NF2Bf)

153 A superlaser is a weapon of mass destruction. A superlaser is THE weapon of mass destruction.
Posted by: MrJustAGuy at December 31, 2012 12:19 PM (Mv0H/)



No, ma'am. It's a dolphin.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:20 PM (VtjlW)

154 I am your father, Barack. Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 12:20 PM (QupBk)

155 Wouldn't it have made more sense to just dive bomb the exhaust port
vertically rather than make a long run down a corridor lined with
turbo-lasers?


That would've given all the turbo lasers on that side of the Death Star a clean shot from afar.

By going down the corridor they limited the number of turbo lasers that could shoot at them, and then each only had a few seconds to line up a shot.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 31, 2012 12:20 PM (SY2Kh)

156 If you are watching the 'Pacific Rim' trailer again AtC, what do you think of the trailer for 'Mama' then?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:20 PM (fx1PU)

157 A superlaser is a weapon of mass destruction. A superlaser is THE weapon of mass destruction.
Posted by: MrJustAGuy at December 31, 2012 12:19 PM (Mv0H/)


A superlaser is the #2 weapon of mass destruction. Number One is SMOD, almighty and all-knowing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:20 PM (4df7R)

158 "Article IVStates Parties to the Treaty undertake not to place in orbit around the earth any objects carrying nuclear weapons or any other kinds of weapons of mass destruction, install such weapons on celestial bodies, or station such weapons in outer space in any other manner."

Yeah, that works out great.

Posted by: Ellen Ripley at December 31, 2012 12:21 PM (NF2Bf)

159
Luckily, the US has the next best thing to a Death
Star: Nimitz Battle Groups.Unluckily, they're commanded by a cocksucking
commie douchebag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:17 PM (TIIx5)





-------------------------------------------------





Baraka gave them to me. They're mine now.

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2012 12:19 PM (YSC7v)






My description of the commander still applies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:21 PM (TIIx5)

160 #133

There were likely others but they didn't present a straight path to the reactor core for kablooey. Some Imperial bureaucrat probably noticed and asked why this one was different than the others and was told to shut up and not make trouble. Not an environment conducive to whistle blowing.

Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 12:21 PM (kcfmt)

161 My description of the commander still applies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:21 PM (TIIx5)


*CHOKING ON LAUGHTER*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:21 PM (4df7R)

162 All hail the Foot.

Posted by: The Fithp at December 31, 2012 12:22 PM (QupBk)

163 Just think from the end of Episode III when Luke was a babe in swaddling clothes until Yavin, no one ever caught that design defect on the Deathstar. Let me guess Emperor Palpatine had Darth Nader sent on the Kessel run to work out the spice mines.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:23 PM (fx1PU)

164 139, overstating the obvious.

Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 12:23 PM (G6FLw)

165 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:16 PM (IvVLN)

I like Adrianne Curry's Slave Leia get up. Something about her just screams naughty naughty.


Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 12:23 PM (fWAjv)

166
If you build it, Barack, he will come.

Posted by: James Earl Vader at December 31, 2012 12:24 PM (vbh31)

167 I give you Olivia Munn as Princess Leia and not one comment?

AtC is right. I don't know you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:24 PM (IvVLN)

168 If you are watching the 'Pacific Rim' trailer again AtC, what do you think of the trailer for 'Mama' then?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:20 PM (fx1PU)



It was interesting but for true creepiness, you need to watch the short film that is the basis for the movie.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:24 PM (VtjlW)

169 .......had Darth Nader sent on the Kessel run to work out the spice mines.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:23 PM (fx1PU)

-----
First name Ralph????
"The Death Star..... not safe at ANY speed."

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 12:24 PM (nELVU)

170 I give you Olivia Munn as Princess Leia and not one comment?

AtC is right. I don't know you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:24 PM (IvVLN)



*pant pant pant* Sorry, sorry, busy running from the hounds.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:25 PM (VtjlW)

171 RE: "Seriously, what better "jobs program" could you have than a Deathstar? "

How about tearing down the Hover Dam, draining and dredging the reservoir, then rebuilding the dam? Now that would be a jobs program.

Or how about tearing up the Interstate Highway System, and rebuilding that? And don't do it piecemeal like we do now; tear the whole thing up, and turn lose the lawyers to argue over rebuilding it! Now that would be a jobs program.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 31, 2012 12:25 PM (TvT21)

172 Nevermind, there's RWC. And Adrienne Curry screams naughty naughty for some very good reasons....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:25 PM (IvVLN)

173 I give you Olivia Munn as Princess Leia and not one comment?



AtC is right. I don't know you.


Can we at least finish fapping first?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2012 12:26 PM (4WhSY)

174

Just think from the end of Episode III when Luke was a babe in swaddling
clothes until Yavin, no one ever caught that design defect on the
Deathstar.









And the Rebels found the defect in about 20 minutes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:26 PM (TIIx5)

175 Geez I post another pic of Slave Leia and she is having a good old time on the beach BCochran. And no one comments. Do you hear me complain?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:26 PM (fx1PU)

176 O/T Breitbart has a Post up that says an inside source says the Senate Repubs are going to fold, and give Obama everything he wants except an unlimited increase in the Debt... and call it a 'Win'....

/Facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2012 12:27 PM (lZBBB)

177 It's been a while since anyone linked Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 12:27 PM (QupBk)

178 Second look at blowing up the Moon?

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2012 12:27 PM (KXm42)

179 All this Star Wars talk is really bringing out the Nerd division of Moron Nation

Now excuse me while I watch the Dr Who Marathon ..

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 12:27 PM (wwsoB)

180
139, overstating the obvious.


Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 12:23 PM (G6FLw)







Yeah, but I just like typing out the word "cocksucker", especially on a smart military blog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:27 PM (TIIx5)

181 http://tinyurl.com/a62bnjs


Adrienne Curry

Mildly NSFW



*pant pant pant* Sorry, sorry, busy running from the hounds.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:25 PM (VtjlW)



ISWYDT and I'm LMAO

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:28 PM (IvVLN)

182 kbdabear, watch The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. Tom Baker, the first Doctor the Colonials were exposed to, stars in it. With Ray Harryhausen effects which are far superior to anything the BBC did for poor Tom.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:29 PM (fx1PU)

183 A sophisticate might write sucker of cock.

Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 12:29 PM (G6FLw)

184 Dear Garbe,

Gee, now the NBC science reporter is asking questions:

http://tinyurl.com/aw6t6d3


The top science reporter for NBC News raised questions
Monday about Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s hospitalization,
raising the possibility the blood clot causing isn’t linked to an
earlier concussion.

“It’s not exactly clear what is happening with Secretary Clinton’s
health,” NBC News chief science and health correspondent Robert Bazell
said.

“All we have is a statement from her office. The hospital isn’t
saying anything and the statement from her [office] says that she had
this blood clot that stemmed from the concussion and she’s being treated
with blood-thinning drugs,” Bazell continued. “The problem is that
usually when blood clots come from concussions, they can’t be treated
with blood [thinners.] So either it’s not really related to the
concussion and she’s got a blood clot in her leg or something, or
there’s something else going on that we’re not being told. And right
now, we’re just sort of seeking that clarification and hoping for the
best as she’s being observed.”


Posted by: Miss Marple at December 31, 2012 12:30 PM (GoIUi)

185
We find your lack of faith disturbing.

Posted by: NASA at December 31, 2012 12:30 PM (vbh31)

186 Fair warning: today's the last day of peppermint shakes at CFA. Mine was already out at quarter to noon so I had to settle for chocolate.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 12:30 PM (OevbG)

187 A Deathstar built by the US Gov't?

Insert obligatory Admiral Akbar reference here. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 12:30 PM (zF6Iw)

188 Sorry, above should have been addressed to Gabe, not Garbe.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 31, 2012 12:30 PM (GoIUi)

189 kbdabear, watch The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. Tom Baker, the first Doctor the Colonials were exposed to, stars in it. With Ray Harryhausen effects which are far superior to anything the BBC did for poor Tom.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:29 PM (fx1PU)


He also played Puddleglum in the made-for-tv adaptation of "The Silver Chair." Absolutely perfect for the role.

Tom Baker was always my favorite Doctor. His hair reminded me of my own.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:31 PM (4df7R)

190 "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"


Posted by: Obamarvin The Martian at December 31, 2012 12:32 PM (nELVU)

191 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:31 PM (4df7R)


I liked Marcus Welby.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 12:32 PM (l86i3)

192 Too late to make suggestion for the AlextheChick's theme song?
"Confessions of a Black Heart".
http://www.youtu.be/m2Mc8QQVOkU

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 31, 2012 12:32 PM (mV8sg)

193 Miss Marple: The Preezy's regime obfuscating the facts about Shrillary's health? The deuce you say! This is the most transparent administration EVER!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:33 PM (4df7R)

194 Tom Baker was always my favorite Doctor. His hair reminded me of my own.

Baker was terrific as Rasputin in an early 70s BBC version of "Nicholas and Alexandra" as well. (Admittedly, he played it pretty much the same way he played the Doctor, but it works).

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 12:33 PM (OevbG)

195 We find your lack of Muslim faith disturbing.


Posted by: NASA at December 31, 2012 12:30 PM (vbh31)


FIFY..... outreach and all......

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 12:33 PM (nELVU)

196 The game is afoot because the EPA has banned all the cars.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:33 PM (fx1PU)

197 I liked Marcus Welby.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 12:32 PM (l86i3)


lol! ISWYDT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:33 PM (4df7R)

198 Fair warning: today's the last day of peppermint shakes at CFA.


Meennnddoooozzzzaaa!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:34 PM (VtjlW)

199 http://tinyurl.com/a62bnjs Adrienne Curry Mildly NSFW


----------------------------------------------------


Looks like the perfect advertisement for Gold Bond talcum powder.

Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2012 12:34 PM (YSC7v)

200
These aren't the AR-15s you are looking for.

Posted by: Gun Show Vendors at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (vbh31)

201 Sean Connery was the best Dr Who.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (KXm42)

202 Baker was terrific as Rasputin in an early 70s BBC version of "Nicholas and Alexandra" as well. (Admittedly, he played it pretty much the same way he played the Doctor, but it works).
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 12:33 PM (OevbG)


Oh, yes! I've seen that! I think I had to watch it in a history class or something, back in high school. They really made his eyes look like Rasputin's eyes; very sharp.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (4df7R)

203
A sophisticate might write sucker of cock.


Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 12:29 PM (G6FLw)






I've been accused of many things, called many names, but never a "sophisticate". Someone uses that epithet to describe me, I might have to cut a bitch. Either that or rant impotently in the comments section of a blog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (TIIx5)

204
Kanye knocked up Kim. Can you imagine the size of the ass that poor baby will have?

Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (ymJbM)

205 186 Fair warning: today's the last day of peppermint shakes at CFA. Mine was already out at quarter to noon so I had to settle for chocolate.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 12:30 PM (OevbG)




So, now I'm going to Taco Bell, CFA and the liquor store.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (IvVLN)

206 So, now I'm going to Taco Bell, CFA and the liquor store.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (IvVLN)


Throw in a stop at the grocery store to pick up some bacon and you've got yourself the makings of a Moron Hootenanny.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:37 PM (4df7R)

207 And the best Dr. was clearly Brian Dennehy. Come on.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:37 PM (IvVLN)

208 Tom Baker also made an appearance in the British show 'Life and Loves of a She Devil' as a very sodden Vicar.
http://youtu.be/jVIFqWOgWKU

Roseanne Barr tried to make a movie off this TV series.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:38 PM (fx1PU)

209 Throw in a stop at the grocery store to pick up some bacon and you've got yourself the makings of a Moron Hootenanny.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:37 PM (4df7R)



I was gonna say.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 12:38 PM (VtjlW)

210 >>>Adrienne Curry Mildly NSFW


I don't know why Ms. Curry has a blow torch between her legs, but I'm intrigued to find out.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 12:38 PM (w3+gB)

211 Wow, I just had a great idea for a subsidiary of Happy Fun Industries.

Slave Maids

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Do you think there is a geek alive who would not pay top dollar to have hawt girls dressed like slaves clean their house/apartment/shack/van down by the river?

Now, I just need a business plan.

Slave Maids: Licensed, bonded, bondage, insured. Coming soon to a location near you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 31, 2012 12:38 PM (sbV1u)

212 And the best Dr. was clearly Brian Dennehy. Come on.

----

I thought he played the role of London.


((shrugs))

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 12:38 PM (nELVU)

213 Arrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!

I know, I know. Barrel

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 31, 2012 12:38 PM (sbV1u)

214 I always thought if I was injured, I would want Dr. Joe Early.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 12:39 PM (l86i3)

215 206 So, now I'm going to Taco Bell, CFA and the liquor store.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (IvVLN)

-----------------

Throw in a stop at the grocery store to pick up some bacon and you've got yourself the makings of a Moron Hootenanny.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:37 PM (4df7R)



Add in some pron.......

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:39 PM (IvVLN)

216 BANNION!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2012 12:39 PM (nELVU)

217 Think nothing of it. Just a writing tip for Sean Penn.

Posted by: sTevo at December 31, 2012 12:39 PM (G6FLw)

218 If you play Jay Carney's last press statement backwards, it says "Hillary is dead".

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 12:39 PM (hc3eM)

219 Dammit Bannion!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:40 PM (IvVLN)

220 Sean Connery was the best Dr Who.
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (KXm42)

Brian Dennehy was terrific as the TARDIS.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2012 12:40 PM (DrWcr)

221 BANNION.

You know where to go.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:40 PM (4df7R)

222 If you play Jay Carney's last press statement backwards, it says "Hillary is dead".
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 31, 2012 12:39 PM (hc3eM)


LOL........oh wait, it does.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 12:40 PM (l86i3)

223 Karen Gillan was a very hawt Dr Who companion, however the new one, Jenna-Louise Coleman is very hittable also

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 12:40 PM (wwsoB)

224 BTW Sean Bannion you are a bit late. Maid Cafe
http://youtu.be/Vp3UhBcFoxg

You are welcome.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:41 PM (fx1PU)

225 Mr Bannion, your agonizer please ...

Posted by: Bearded Ace at December 31, 2012 12:42 PM (wwsoB)

226 204
Kanye knocked up Kim. Can you imagine the size of the ass that poor baby will have?
Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (ymJbM)

They should just institutionalize that kid right out of the gate. He/she is going to be way F'ed in the head.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 12:42 PM (fWAjv)

227 I'd like to take this opportunity to thank those who sat around after the holiday meal and educated their low information family and friends...(Drudge link)

Gallup: Disapproval of Obama Has Climbed 5 Points Since Christmas

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 31, 2012 12:42 PM (feFL6)

228 BC? Could you hand me the Soft Scrub and a flashlight?

You left this place a pig sty the last time you were here.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 31, 2012 12:42 PM (sbV1u)

229 My favorite Dr. Who companion was K-9. And I liked Tegan; her purple stewardess outfit with the little hat was adorable.

I always wanted to smack Adric. YMMV.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (4df7R)

230 BTW Sean Bannion you are a bit late. Maid Cafe You are welcome. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:41 PM (fx1PU)

Yes, but mine will speak English!

Or at least Spanglish.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (sbV1u)

231 The problem with dive bombing the the exhaust port is that the surface of the Death Star was covered with turbolasers which were busy shooting at the Rebel starfighters. The angle and time needed to target the port from above may have made them sitting ducks.
As for ray shielding vs deflectors, the whole Death Star was built around defending against a large scale attack, so it's unlikely they considered proton torpedos to be a major threat.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (o1kXv)

232 223 Karen Gillan was a very hawt Dr Who companion, however the new one, Jenna-Louise Coleman is very hittable also



Possibly NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/aqtkhja

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (IvVLN)

233 So, when are we going to have pie?

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (YSC7v)

234 226
204

Kanye knocked up Kim. Can you imagine the size of the ass that poor baby will have?

Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 12:35 PM (ymJbM)



They should just institutionalize that kid right out of the gate. He/she is going to be way F'ed in the head.

Posted by: RWC at December 31, 2012 12:42 PM (fWAjv)"Help us, Margaret Sanger, you're our only hope!"

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (BoE3Z)

235 Kanye knocked up Kim. Can you imagine the size of the ass that poor baby will have?

But the ego will be the same size, so it will all balance out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 12:44 PM (zF6Iw)

236 >>>Can you imagine the size of the ass that poor baby will have?

Worse yet, that baby is gonna have more body hair than Madonna's daughter.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 12:44 PM (w3+gB)

237 By going down the corridor they limited the number of turbo lasers that could shoot at them, and then each only had a few seconds to line up a shot.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 31, 2012 12:20 PM (SY2Kh)

____

Well! That explains it, then.

Posted by: Cricket at December 31, 2012 12:44 PM (DrC22)

238 232
223 Karen Gillan was a very hawt Dr Who companion, however the new one, Jenna-Louise Coleman is very hittable also







Possibly NSFW



http://tinyurl.com/aqtkhja

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (IvVLN)
Not anymore.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:45 PM (BoE3Z)

239 Do you think there is a geek alive who would not pay top dollar to have hawt girls dressed like slaves clean their house/apartment/shack/van down by the river?Now, I just need a business plan.Slave Maids: Licensed, bonded, bondage, insured. Coming soon to a location near you.

Yeah, but their mothers might not like some slave girl tromping up and down the stairs to the basement bedroom with a vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:45 PM (o1kXv)

240 Possibly NSFW http://tinyurl.com/aqtkhja
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (IvVLN)


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Strange. I've never understood the so-called hotness of lesbianism.

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:45 PM (YSC7v)

241 Just think if Palpatine had a Sith Maid Cafe...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:45 PM (fx1PU)

242 I always thought if I was injured, I would want Dr. Joe Early.

What's the matter, OSP? Dr. McGillicuddy not good enough for you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 12:46 PM (zF6Iw)

243 Yeah, but their mothers might not like some slave girl tromping up and down the stairs to the basement bedroom with a vacuum cleaner. Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:45 PM (o1kXv)

Excellent point.

There's just got to be a marketing strategy to overcome that....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 31, 2012 12:46 PM (sbV1u)

244 I received a lace wig for Christmas.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 31, 2012 12:46 PM (AD6Iz)

245 Yeah, but their mothers might not like some slave girl tromping up and down the stairs to the basement bedroom with a vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:45 PM (o1kXv)



True, but their father's would.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:47 PM (IvVLN)

246 Your tractor from Russia will arrive next week. In 300 boxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:47 PM (fx1PU)

247 240
Possibly NSFW http://tinyurl.com/aqtkhja

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:43 PM (IvVLN)





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Strange. I've never understood the so-called hotness of lesbianism.

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:45 PM (YSC7v)
Well, it depends on the whether you talk to the lesbees (is that a word?) or jaded guys, who view midget porn with ennui.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:48 PM (BoE3Z)

248 #182

Not true. PBS ran the Jon Pertwee stuff when it just a year or so old in the UK. Don't know about the earlier two as would have been too young to remember. For me, Pertwee is the first Doctor, although Peter Cushing starred in those movie adapted from First Doctor arcs. That was confusing, as was the Japanese King Kong Escapes movie with a villain named Dr. Who (voiced by Paul Frees!) in the English dub. You know, the one where he fights Mecha-Kong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrUFlFD4Lvo

Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 12:48 PM (kcfmt)

249 Hhmmm, Attack of the Imperial Maid Troopers.

Not only will they blow up your Jawa Crawler, but will clean up afterwards.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:48 PM (fx1PU)

250 True, but their father's would.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:47 PM (IvVLN)

Oh Yeah.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 12:48 PM (l86i3)

251 I always thought if I was injured, I would want Dr. Joe Early.


Do you like Ringer's Lactate?


I'm old enough to want to hit Nurse McCall.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2012 12:48 PM (KXm42)

252 I'm going to start a petition to create a Black Monolith.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 31, 2012 12:49 PM (ty37M)

253 Another 25k to the ranks of the idle time, idle minds misama. Sad but not unexpected. Regarding the Chinese C-17, not only will they need them for their foray into Africa they'll need a whole bunch of them to transport paratroopers for their eventual (and inevitble) foray into Taiwan.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at December 31, 2012 12:49 PM (pmsMR)

254 Mind you, it was a nice lace wig.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 31, 2012 12:49 PM (AD6Iz)

255 So what about Hillary and her blood clot? I thought she had a concussion. Me thinks this is a bit convenient ...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at December 31, 2012 12:49 PM (9+ccr)

256 With this Hillary ruse (I first thought it may be true, now 98% sure if it is a lie), I am once more reminded what a lawless regime we have. All we have is the word of her State Dept spokesmen. It must be really bad wht they re hiding, OR, they fear it could ruin their chances in 2014 or 2016.

Posted by: Baldy at December 31, 2012 12:50 PM (opS9C)

257 So what about Hillary and her blood clot? I thought she had a concussion. Me thinks this is a bit convenient ...
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at December 31, 2012 12:49 PM (9+ccr)

I predict an amazing recovery when John Kerry is sworn in.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 12:50 PM (l86i3)

258 A superlaser is the #2 weapon of mass destruction. Number One is SMOD, almighty and all-knowing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:20 PM (4df7R)

Ahem. I believe I am the Won.

Posted by: Adm. Barackbar at December 31, 2012 12:50 PM (hpYnL)

259 255
So what about Hillary and her blood clot? I thought she had a concussion. Me thinks this is a bit convenient ...


Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at December 31, 2012 12:49 PM (9+ccr)
Who knows anymore. We are living in a Fellini movie.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:50 PM (BoE3Z)

260 so roast in the oven, showered, i noticed my daughter obsconded ith my curling iron. i plugged in my heat curlers yesterday and they didn't work! soo blew dry my hair any soutions to kinky, static hair 1 1/2 foot friz ball, besides wearing a babushka?

Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (nqBYe)

261 Decisions decisions, should get out of my sweat's and go into town for a Cheese-steak, plus pick up 30 double-dip wings to get me thru the football games tomorrow....or open up another bottle of Wild turkey form my Apocalypse stash?

Posted by: Paladin at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (9xR02)

262 Alright Horde, I'm off to gather food, booze and hate shakes. Try not to break the broken blog.

And someone remember to let Bannion out of the barrel.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (IvVLN)

263 epobirs. The First Doctor for us Colonials depends upon generation of viewer. You have to admit it was Tom Baker's fun campy vibe that really started the Who-mania rolling in the US. Was not the stories, sets or effects.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (fx1PU)

264 I think she is having brain surgery.

Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (ymJbM)

265 any soutions to kinky, static hair 1 1/2 foot friz ball, besides wearing a babushka? Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (nqBYe)

Quart of Wesson oil?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (sbV1u)

266 Strange. I've never understood the so-called hotness of lesbianism.

It's the fantasy that they're not lesbians, just really horny, and that they'll invite you to join the two of them for some fun.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (o1kXv)

267 Well, it depends on the whether you talk to the lesbees (is that a word?) or jaded guys, who view midget porn with ennui.
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:48 PM (BoE3Z)


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There's really midget porn?!

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (YSC7v)

268 >>>So what about Hillary and her blood clot? I thought she had a concussion. Me thinks this is a bit convenient ...


Those swollen cankles can be murder.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (w3+gB)

269 Not true. PBS ran the Jon Pertwee stuff when it just a year or so old in the UK. Don't know about the earlier two as would have been too young to remember.

I sometimes wonder if the BBC has some kind of punishment room that each of their employees must visit at some point during their employment there. Inside would be a running tally of how much money the Dr. Who franchise has made since its inception, and right beside that an estimated tally of how much it COULD have made if they hadn't incinerated most of the fucking film from the first two series like yesterday's fish wrap. "Don't fuck it up again" would be on a sign above the computerized tallies, in big, red, strobing neon letters.

And yes, I know that they had no idea how popular and long-lasting Dr. Who would be at the time. But STILL!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (4df7R)

270 Looks like there might be a deal on the "fiscal cliff". Obozo is going to make a speech at 1:30 Eastern time to take credit and blame the Republicans for forcing it to go down to the wire

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (1Jaio)

271 http://tinyurl.com/bbxzzho

video for gun control endorsing celebrities.....lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Merry 7th day of Christmas at December 31, 2012 12:53 PM (GVxQo)

272 @Colorado Alex--wow, you just deconstructed all the fun out of it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 31, 2012 12:53 PM (ty37M)

273 There's just got to be a marketing strategy to overcome that....

Have the drivers of the "Slave Maids" van be studly men in loincloths. Like Steve Reeves. Or Ahnuld in Conan.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 12:53 PM (zF6Iw)

274
Sean!

growl, besides yicky ,would ruin my clothing, furniture and bedding.!

Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 12:53 PM (nqBYe)

275 266
Strange. I've never understood the so-called hotness of lesbianism.


It's the fantasy that they're not lesbians, just really horny, and that they'll invite you to join the two of them for some fun.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (o1kXv)
Meaning, possessors of said fantasy have probably never known any lesbians.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:53 PM (BoE3Z)

276 with Chinese quality control the way it is anyone think those planes can make it all the way to Africa?

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (HEa5q)

277 Soona. After untold gallons of brain bleach and miles of mental floss. I still can not banish that clip from a movie of Herve Villachez and the line 'a little breather.' There are truly some things that can never be un-seen or un-heard.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (fx1PU)

278 I think she is having brain surgery.
Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (ymJbM)


--------------------------------------


I'm calling the hospital. I have some suggestions for the surgeons.

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (YSC7v)

279 True, but their father's would.
True. Now that I think about it, getting any woman to go down there voluntarily, even if she's paid to, would probably make mom break down in tears of joy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (o1kXv)

280 Carrie Fisher? Welllll... not in the mrp top 100.

But, Fisher holding an M-16? Things are looking up.

LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvujknrBuE

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (HjPtV)

281 I've always wondered if lesbians wear lace wigs.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (AD6Iz)

282 Who else is stuck working for The Man today besides me?

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (peWm/)

283 re Hillary, As we can't trust media or much ofany information, is it possible she fell because she had a stroke?

Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (nqBYe)

284 Meaning, possessors of said fantasy have probably never known any lesbians.

Just the faux-lesbians you find at the bar or sorority houses these days.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:55 PM (o1kXv)

285 267
Well, it depends on the whether you talk to the lesbees (is that a word?) or jaded guys, who view midget porn with ennui.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:48 PM (BoE3Z)





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There's really midget porn?!

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (YSC7v)
Well, yes, according to my "friend".

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:55 PM (BoE3Z)

286 had she spoken publically since the fall?

Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 12:55 PM (nqBYe)

287 any soutions to kinky, static hair 1 1/2 foot friz ball, besides wearing a babushka?
Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (nqBYe)


It sounds like my hair through most of fifth and sixth grades.

Do you have any bobby pins? You could at least try to tame the worst of it. and if you've got some mousse or gel to tamp down the flyaways, all the better.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:56 PM (4df7R)

288 >>>with Chinese quality control the way it is anyone think those planes can make it all the way to Africa?

No, but they'll make it to Walmart. Just open a Walmart in Africa.

Glad I could help.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2012 12:56 PM (w3+gB)

289 Ah some Blues Brothers. Though did like it when Carrie blew the facade off that building.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:56 PM (fx1PU)

290 The C17 is a bit more complicated than its 1960s exterior implies. Everything from the cargo ramp and elevator to the interior floor required precise engineering. The wing strength in particular gave the engineers fits.

Posted by: pat at December 31, 2012 12:56 PM (vY2MW)

291 There's really midget porn?!

Yub Yub!

Posted by: Ace's PrOn Collection at December 31, 2012 12:57 PM (zF6Iw)

292 @Colorado Alex--wow, you just deconstructed all the fun out of it.

Which part, the Death Star or the lesbians?

Because any Star Wars talk takes me back to my days on ASVS and stardestroyer.net. Sorry, it's habit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:57 PM (o1kXv)

293 Strange. I've never understood the so-called hotness of lesbianism.



It's the fantasy that they're not lesbians, just really horny, and that they'll invite you to join the two of them for some fun.



Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (o1kXv)
Meaning, possessors of said fantasy have probably never known any lesbians.


Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 12:53 PM (BoE3Z)

_________________________________
You know how most lesbians in real life look like Pete Rose? One night, many moons ago, I was at a club. A friend of mine rolls in with 2 of the hawtest womyns you'll ever see. About 5 minutes later, they're making out. I'm thinking, just another couple of drunk girls looking for attention. Nope. They were actual real life lesbians. Had been together for 2 years. They do exist. Just very rare species.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 12:57 PM (HDgX3)

294
MWR, perhaps i'll just do a french braid then bun on back of head.

i realy don't want t run to a store right now.

Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 12:57 PM (nqBYe)

295 any soutions to kinky, static hair 1 1/2 foot friz ball, besides wearing a babushka? Posted by: ette at December 31, 2012 12:51 PM (nqBYe)

Quart of Wesson oil?


Mayo. Works for Debbie Washerwoman Schmidt.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2012 12:58 PM (GFM2b)

296 The C17 is a bit more complicated than its 1960s exterior implies. Everything from the cargo ramp and elevator to the interior floor required precise engineering. The wing strength in particular gave the engineers fits.
Posted by: pat at December 31, 2012 12:56 PM (vY2MW)


Meh, Obama will sell them one and they'll reverse engineer it like they do all of the rest of our stuff.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 31, 2012 12:58 PM (l86i3)

297 Who else is stuck working for The Man today besides me?
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (peWm/)


*raises hand* Yo. Though I'm virtually alone in the office - AGAIN -- so I might *cough, cough* beg off sick for the last few hours.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:58 PM (4df7R)

298 Who else is stuck working for The Man today besides me?

*raises hand* *looks at clock* *looks at papers on desk*

It's gotta be 5 o'clock somwhere. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 12:59 PM (zF6Iw)

299 TQM, can't we all just get along

Posted by: Jean at December 31, 2012 12:59 PM (ZZPs4)

300 Well the PRC could start with the YC-15 and work their way up. Or just borrow Qatar's C-17.

http://tinyurl.com/bk76wg7

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 12:59 PM (fx1PU)

301 297
Who else is stuck working for The Man today besides me?

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (peWm/)

____________

I work for myself and I'm working. I'm also an evil rich white man. So I suppose technically I'm working for "the man".

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 12:59 PM (HDgX3)

302 There's really midget porn?! Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (YSC7v)

Where you been, Soona? There's porn for EVERY fetish. Rule 34!

Midget porn is actually a pretty tame one.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:59 PM (4df7R)

303 Just got my Pay info for the 1st of the year. I'm in the $75K - $100K bracket. Taxes went up $2200 a year. Health ins went up about the same.

Posted by: trainer @ Home at December 31, 2012 01:00 PM (1QEkm)

304 >>>It's the fantasy that they're not lesbians, just really horny, and that they'll invite you to join the two of them for some fun. Posted by: Colorado Alex

That's not a fantasy -- that's a delusion!

Posted by: red at December 31, 2012 01:01 PM (ymJbM)

305 So what about Hillary and her blood clot? I thought she had a concussion. Me thinks this is a bit convenient ...

My theory is that the concussion was complete bunk but they found a blood clot (we still don't know her doctor's name and we still don't know where the clot is) and jumped on it.

The NBC science reporter pointed out a few inconsistencies in the story, particularly the story that the concussion was related to the clot.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2012 01:01 PM (T0NGe)

306 303
Just got my Pay info for the 1st of the year. I'm in the $75K - $100K
bracket. Taxes went up $2200 a year. Health ins went up about the same.


Posted by: trainer @ Home at December 31, 2012 01:00 PM (1QEkm)

_____________________________
Relax. Taxes aren't going up for anyone. They'll keep rates the same for under $250K. May not happen today, but it will soon enough. Rates will be made retroactive to Jan 1.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 01:01 PM (HDgX3)

307 I have to stay till exactly 4pm Pacific. The time Nazis are on the prowl.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:02 PM (peWm/)

308 MWR, perhaps i'll just do a french braid then bun on back of head.

Bless you, if you can do that, go for it. I've been growing my hair since high school, only occasionally getting it thinned out and the dead ends trimmed off, and it REFUSES to grow past my shoulders. I can barely pull it back in a ponytail at night, let alone braid it! It grows OUT, not down. In the summer I look like someone dropped a copper-colored sheep on my head.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:02 PM (4df7R)

309 Yeah, but their mothers might not like some slave girl tromping up and
down the stairs to the basement bedroom with a vacuum cleaner.


Please. This is 2012. Geeks have well-paying jobs and their own houses. The new basement-dwellers are people who got African-American Womyn's Queer Theory Studies degrees and blame Booooosh for not finding a job.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 01:02 PM (OevbG)

310 I really wanted to pick up ribs and watch football. FML.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:03 PM (peWm/)

311 My theory is that the concussion was complete bunk but they found a blood clot (we still don't know her doctor's name and we still don't know where the clot is) and jumped on it.

Dr. Vinny Boom-bah!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2012 01:03 PM (GFM2b)

312 There is still time to donate clothes to charity for the tax deduction also.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:03 PM (fx1PU)

313 *whistling*

*spinning in chair*

*kicking feet*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:04 PM (4df7R)

314 There is plenty of 3-somes out there. The girls may not be full on lesbian, but fuck it, close enough. And I'm not talking pro-porn films either. Plenty o' real life stuff too. I had a chance once in college to live the ultimate dream. I chickened out. I still kick myself to this day for doing so. Let this be a teachable moment kids....don't squander the chance, it may never show up again.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 01:04 PM (HDgX3)

315 308

LOL
Me too!

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:04 PM (peWm/)

316 The Emperor Seeks Employment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPVlljVWqBg

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 01:04 PM (QupBk)

317 Who else is stuck working for The Man today besides me? Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 12:54 PM (peWm/)


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Look at it this way. You must be one of the "essential" personel.

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 01:04 PM (YSC7v)

318 That's not a fantasy -- that's a delusion!

In the words of the esteemed Rob Wilson, "If you have two girls in a threesome, one is going down on the other at some point."

Next you'll tell me that porn movies are fake, and beinga pizza delivery guy isn't the greatest job in the world.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 01:05 PM (o1kXv)

319 302
There's really midget porn?! Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (YSC7v)



Where you been, Soona? There's porn for EVERY fetish. Rule 34!



Midget porn is actually a pretty tame one.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 12:59 PM (4df7
You have that right. My "friend", a wellspring of information about sordidness, informs me that the industry of porn has a hard time keeping up with the bottomless well of depravity that lurks in our hearts. I am often tempted to check it out, but, of course, resist my depraved thoughts.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 01:05 PM (BoE3Z)

320 Essentially bored?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:05 PM (fx1PU)

321 LOL Me too!
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:04 PM (peWm/)


lol! *high five!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:05 PM (4df7R)

322 Who else is stuck working for The Man today besides me?

*raises hand* *looks at clock* *looks at papers on desk*



I am physically at the office. Working is another story.


Annnnd Last Big Thing just officially went over the cliff. *spins in chair* Thank fuck it's not our fault and will get fixed later this week but still.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 01:05 PM (VtjlW)

323 OT, but that story in the sidebar about Russia doing manned Moon missions just burns me up. We should have colonies on the Moon, but noooooooo, we had to waste all our money on social spending. Thanks for nothing, Democrats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2012 01:05 PM (xjpRj)

324 Dr. Vinny Boom-bah!

I'm thinking more like Dr. Nick Riviera. "Relax, baby, I can prescribe anything!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 01:06 PM (zF6Iw)

325 Hey! Remember that whole thing about food and hate shakes and booze?


Yeeeeaaahhhh. Everyone else said "Fuck. You. We're taking the cars and going shopping."


So. Here I am Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 01:06 PM (IvVLN)

326 Crap, wrong link

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 31, 2012 01:06 PM (QupBk)

327 I would like it officially noted for the record that I was not the one who brought up the lesbians.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 01:07 PM (VtjlW)

328 They have their top doctors working on helping Hillary Clinton.

"Nurse get me the injector full of expanding foam, we gonna give her a big butt upgrade while we have her on the table."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:07 PM (fx1PU)

329 Mr MooMoo ,

My best friend, an older man, lived the dream while stationed in Germany in the sixties. Two words: Finnish Twins.

Yup, he was drunk when he told me.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:08 PM (peWm/)

330 Pull up an office chair, BCochran. If you can't get a hate shake, you can at least partake in some chair spinning.

*spin*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:08 PM (4df7R)

331 I would like it officially noted for the record that I was not the one who brought up the lesbians.

But we would be happy to listen to your input. Especially with diagrams. Or tasteful photos.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 01:08 PM (o1kXv)

332 #269

I've got most of the first two Doctors. I can tell you where to download them if you like. They can be somewhat painful to watch. The first Doctor was a bit of an asshole.

Compared to a lot of stuff from the era a surprising amount survived. There are, according to the Wiki, 106 episodes missing from the 253 in the first six years.

A lot of other shows got the same treatment. Much of the fist year of The Avengers is lost. There are some shows with no complete episodes in existence. Just the recollection of people who saw them as kids and a few scraps of film here and there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_missing_episodes

Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 01:08 PM (kcfmt)

333 I am physically at the office. Working is another story. Annnnd Last Big Thing just officially went over the cliff. *spins in chair* Thank fuck it's not our fault and will get fixed later this week but still.

Well, technically, I could let everything slide today, Imperial One, but for once, I'm actually getting the 2nd off. So I feel bad about leaving a fill-in to deal with the paperwork that's built up over the last week. I'm expecting to be here until 3, but who knows? There's a reason God invented shredders.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 01:09 PM (zF6Iw)

334 But we would be happy to listen to your input. Especially with diagrams. Or tasteful photos.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 01:08 PM (o1kXv)


TASTEFUL photos? And you call yourself a Moron!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:09 PM (4df7R)

335 330 Pull up an office chair, BCochran. If you can't get a hate shake, you can at least partake in some chair spinning.

*spin*




*spin*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 01:09 PM (IvVLN)

336 327
I would like it officially noted for the record that I was not the one who brought up the lesbians.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 01:07 PM (VtjlW)
Court - duly noted. Colorado Alex, approach the bench. Have the midgets enter the court.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 01:09 PM (BoE3Z)

337 TASTEFUL photos? And you call yourself a Moron!

I'd like to think it wasn't just and act of Congress that made me a gentleman.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 01:10 PM (o1kXv)

338 My roommate in college told me some cool stories from the summer he spent in Scandinavia. Their attitude towards sex is, how shall I put it, very loose. On the other hand, German porn is weird. Just plain weird.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 01:10 PM (HDgX3)

339 OT, but that story in the sidebar about Russia doing manned Moon
missions just burns me up. We should have colonies on the Moon, but
noooooooo, we had to waste all our money on social spending. Thanks for
nothing, Democrats.


Hi Newt!

Attempting to colonize the Moon would be stupid.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 31, 2012 01:11 PM (SY2Kh)

340 It was nice knowing you Tubal, don't think Polly will approve of your latest courtroom antics.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:11 PM (fx1PU)

341 I'm AoSHQing for the Man.

Does that count?

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2012 01:11 PM (KXm42)

342 327
I would like it officially noted for the record that I was not the one who brought up the lesbians.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 01:07 PM (VtjlW)




That honor belongs to me.


Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 01:11 PM (IvVLN)

343 Yeeeeaaahhhh. Everyone else said "Fuck. You. We're taking the cars and going shopping." So. Here I am Horde.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 01:06 PM (IvVLN)


------------------------------------------------


I was going to go shopping for a treadmill, you know, for that new-year's resolution. But I said, fuck it. It's not the new year yet.

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 01:11 PM (YSC7v)

344 Court - duly noted. Colorado Alex, approach the bench. Have the midgets enter the court.

Midgets? Oh good, you haven't found the dead hooker.

Crap. Shouldn't have said that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 31, 2012 01:11 PM (o1kXv)

345 German porn is weird. Just plain weird.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 01:10 PM (HDgX3)


Europe has far too much fascination with human feces.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:11 PM (4df7R)

346 For those of you daring to suggest that Hillary is lying about the concussion and blood clot, I'll have you know that she had to dodge gun fire in the hospital parking lot.

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 31, 2012 01:12 PM (Yhu4q)

347 I do get to go on vacation on Saturday but I still want to bitch.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:12 PM (peWm/)

348 Construction Security Tip No. 1: Keep the plans away from droids.

Posted by: Darth Vader at December 31, 2012 01:12 PM (QKKT0)

349 I would like it officially noted for the record that I was not the one who brought up the lesbians.

Doesn't matter. Still your fault. You should know that by now.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 31, 2012 01:12 PM (SY2Kh)

350 I'd rather have colonies on the moon that cost a few trillion dollars than 75 million people on welfare.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 01:12 PM (HDgX3)

351 Time for a Yoda?

"Do not attempt. Either do or do not. Harsh mistress is the Moon."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:12 PM (fx1PU)

352 Hottest Vulcan female evah;

T'Pol (Jolene Blalock)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srYvmeABYTY

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 01:13 PM (wwsoB)

353 You have that right. My "friend", a wellspring of information about sordidness, informs me that the industry of porn has a hard time keeping up with the bottomless well of depravity that lurks in our hearts.

Which is fine with me. Some of the stuff out there makes my - IMHO -ooky fantasies look like an Andy Hardy movie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 01:13 PM (zF6Iw)

354 Attempting to colonize the Moon would be stupid.

Nonsense. You could put giant ads on the side facing the Earth, and it'd be a great vantage point for when Europe reverts to form and a nuclear WW3 breaks out.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2012 01:13 PM (OevbG)

355 My roommate in college told me some cool stories from the summer he spent in Scandinavia. Their attitude towards sex is, how shall I put it, very loose. On the other hand, German porn is weird. Just plain weird.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2012 01:10 PM (HDgX3)


---------------------------------------------


But the German reality of sex is still excellent. Some of my best years.

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 01:14 PM (YSC7v)

356 Aaaaand it's official. the last of my co-workers has left for the day, and I'm all alone in the office.

*spin*

*spin*

*pause*

*spin in opposite direction*

I'm a rebel.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:14 PM (4df7R)

357 I would like it officially noted for the record that I was not the one who brought up the lesbians. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 01:07 PM (VtjlW)

But you're not actively discouraging us from talking about them, right?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 01:14 PM (zF6Iw)

358 So MWR why are you still there if everyone else has fled the building. I would worry that the ninja-raptors are on the way to tie up a loose end - you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:15 PM (fx1PU)

359 356
Aaaaand it's official. the last of my co-workers has left for the day, and I'm all alone in the office.



*spin*



*spin*



*pause*



*spin in opposite direction*



I'm a rebel.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:14 PM (4df7R)
Time to break out the Bailey's, eh?

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 01:15 PM (BoE3Z)

360 Is it weird that I find the dwarf in Game Of Thrones attractive?

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:16 PM (peWm/)

361 There's really midget porn?!
Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 12:52 PM (YSC7v)

*****


8 mm

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 01:16 PM (1OZSU)

362 I'm a rebel.

And you'll never be any good.

You're a rebel 'cause you never, ever do what you should.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 01:17 PM (zF6Iw)

363 #267

Of course. As fetishes go that is fairly mundane. It can be a real eye opener to go to one of the free porn video sites and just see all of the search terms available. It's enough to know that there is enough demand to create a category without looking.

Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 01:17 PM (kcfmt)

364 Lord, we are a profoundly unserious people.

Posted by: J. Random Dudes phone at December 31, 2012 01:17 PM (hvwak)

365 The wife knew I was ticked.


"You said you wanted Taco Bell, right? What do you want? We can go get it and bring it back before we go shopping."


Riiiiggghhhttt

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 31, 2012 01:17 PM (IvVLN)

366 Time to break out the Bailey's, eh?
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 01:15 PM (BoE3Z)


None on hand. But I DO have some Jpop playing at an unseemly volume, so 'sall good.

So MWR why are you still there if everyone else has fled the building. I would worry that the ninja-raptors are on the way to tie up a loose end - you.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:15 PM (fx1PU)



I'm debating making a break for it. I just need to find the nearest walk-in fridge to trap the more enterprising raptors first.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:18 PM (4df7R)

367 Stupid stuck up Aussie, dissing Maid Cafes in Japan...
http://youtu.be/D60St8o9RzQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:19 PM (fx1PU)

368 Is it weird that I find the dwarf in Game Of Thrones attractive?
Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:16 PM (peWm/)


Heck no. Peter Dinklage is VERY easy on the eyes, even if the character is supposed to be hideous. And he's got a lovely voice to go along with those pretty eyes.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:19 PM (4df7R)

369 Hottest Vulcan female evah;T'Pol (Jolene Blalock)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srYvmeABYTY
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 01:13 PM (wwsoB)


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I gotta quit watching that. It's going to turn me into a fucking trekkie.

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 01:19 PM (YSC7v)

370 Ninja raptors?

Why wasn't I told about these creatures? Shit. I need to pay attention.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:19 PM (peWm/)

371 I knew pr0n had crossed the Rubicon when I saw thumbnail pic a cactus being inserted in a hoohah.

Yes cactus.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2012 01:20 PM (KXm42)

372 And you'll never be any good. You're a rebel 'cause you never, ever do what you should.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 01:17 PM (zF6Iw)

Oh great, now I've got to go find my mp3 of that song!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 31, 2012 01:20 PM (4df7R)

373 #360

Why? Peter Dinklage would probably be considered a hot commodity for rom-coms if he were of normal stature. He lives in the same Studio City neighborhood as Jerry Pournelle, and I've met him while walking around with Jerry and his Husky, Sable.

Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 01:21 PM (kcfmt)

374 364
Lord, we are a profoundly unserious people.

Posted by: J. Random Dudes phone at December 31, 2012 01:17 PM (hvwak)
After this year, I found seriousness to be unprofitable, and not a good survival trait.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 01:21 PM (BoE3Z)

375 Doesn't matter. Still your fault. You should know that by now.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 31, 2012 01:12 PM (SY2Kh)



I thought it was very clear that I blame everyone but me.


Boss just left and told us to close up at 3. Yaaay!


*stares at filing* *spins*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 01:21 PM (VtjlW)

376 MWR,

I thought I was the only one. I've seen him in a few films. He is pretty hot.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:21 PM (peWm/)

377 Part of the working horde here. Workin and lurkin.

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2012 01:22 PM (n2K+4)

378 *ponders lunch while pondering dinner* Dinner, sushi for the New Years Eve? Or wait for the New Year to have sushi?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:22 PM (fx1PU)

379 And no....I wasn't looking for it.

Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2012 01:23 PM (KXm42)

380 Eleven, it just followed you home and you let it in?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:23 PM (fx1PU)

381 371

Wow, that gives the word prick a whole new meaning.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:24 PM (peWm/)

382 Why? Peter Dinklage would probably be considered a hot commodity for rom-coms if he were of normal stature.


Yup. Dinklage is a good looking guy who got shrunk. If you haven't seen Threshold, he's great in that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Team Stompy. at December 31, 2012 01:24 PM (VtjlW)

383 380
Eleven, it just followed you home and you let it in?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:23 PM (fx1PU)
Just another free app. A fap app.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 01:25 PM (BoE3Z)

384 #354

Put a giant LED billboard on the Moon and there will soon be a competition among hackers to reprogram it it to read: CHA

Posted by: epobirs at December 31, 2012 01:25 PM (kcfmt)

385 And no....I wasn't looking for it.

Ahh. . .the Gary Glitter Gambit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 01:26 PM (zF6Iw)

386 *ponders lunch while pondering dinner* Dinner, sushi for the New Years Eve? Or wait for the New Year to have sushi?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:22 PM (fx1PU)


-----------------------------------------------


It's bad luck to have any meat on New Year's Eve.

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 01:26 PM (YSC7v)

387 ATC,

I'll check it out.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:27 PM (peWm/)

388 Bad luck? Next you will tell me eggs are bad for me or something.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:27 PM (fx1PU)

389 ponders lunch while pondering dinner* Dinner, sushi for the New Years Eve? Or wait for the New Year to have sushi?

If you do wait, just make sure it is new sushi. Nothing worse than eating last year's sushi.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2012 01:27 PM (GFM2b)

390
It's bad luck to have any meat on New Year's Eve.

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 01:26 PM (YSC7v)
Nevermind.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2012 01:28 PM (BoE3Z)

391 346 For those of you daring to suggest that Hillary is lying about the concussion and blood clot, I'll have you know that she had to dodge gun fire in the hospital parking lot.
Posted by: Albie Damned at December 31, 2012 01:12 PM (Yhu4q)

*****

So she must be at Cook County?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 31, 2012 01:28 PM (1OZSU)

392 Hypothetical question.

Supposing a military spacecraft from an unallied, but theoretically friendly, interstellar polity were to sustain cosmetic, but embarrassingly noteworty, hull damage. Supposing further that it was suffered at the hands of cybernetic entities that look like, but I swear totally aren't, some of my 'toasters'.

What exactly, in this hypothetical, would be the appropriate manner in which to cover 'SCOAMF' scratched on the Death Star's surface?

Purely hypothetical, of course.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Lord Commander of the Ampersand Army at December 31, 2012 01:28 PM (GBXon)

393 Soona,
I guess Anderson Cooper won't be getting any tonight.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 31, 2012 01:29 PM (peWm/)

394 If you do wait, just make sure it is new sushi. Nothing worse than eating last year's sushi.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2012 01:27 PM (GFM2b)


----------------------------------------------


I'm compiling my list of "fish smell" jokes now.

Posted by: Soona at December 31, 2012 01:30 PM (YSC7v)

395 Soona.

Never serve sushi to Admiral Ackbar, he might find his cousin Nemo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2012 01:34 PM (fx1PU)

396 Jolene Blalock once told a story about appearing at a convention with William Shatner. She and Shatner were at the podium, and when she was speaking The Shat couldn't restrain himself. Starts with his hand on her back and slides it down to her ass while she's giving the speech.

She didn't get too upset over it, thought it was funny that he's a dirty old man


Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 01:37 PM (wwsoB)

397 Hmm, this place looks different during the daytime. And through sober eyes.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 31, 2012 01:39 PM (uN27w)

398 That's a nice planet you've got there; it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.

Posted by: Skimmy McBill-Padderson, Local 3x10^8 at December 31, 2012 01:50 PM (I88Jc)

399 Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2012 01:37 PM (wwsoB)

Funny, of all the alien strange Kirk got himself over that five year mission, he never seems to have got his freak on with a Vulcan or Klingon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2012 01:59 PM (zF6Iw)






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