Overnight Open Thread (29 Dec 2012)

Dumbasses. Take A Powder, You Voted For Him.

Home Defense

Semper Fi! Burglar Messes With The Wrong Marine. Nice touch by the cops to say the Marine "escorted" the perp to the ground.

Robot Chicken

Hopefully Ace's vacation was better than this. Too bad it wasn't Jar-Jar getting the snot beat out of him.

Motorboating

On no!! I can see Dianne Feinstein calling for a ban on breasts now. Damn it. Woman Arrested After Trying To Kill Her Boyfriend With Her Large Breasts.

A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her over sized chest, according to court proceedings.
A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DDs in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard.

I had to consult the Urban Dictionary to figure out what "motorboating" was since this is essentially what happened.

Local News Bloopers

WiFi Access For Guests

This seems like a novel idea if you have guests over at the house and they want to connect to the internet. Generate A QR Code With Your WiFi Details That You Can Frame For Easy Access. Beats having to look up your dang long ass password.

Zeus Was A Playa

Zeus got more action than JFK by a mile. Visualizing Zeus's Infidelities.
h/t Kratos

Adventures In Sperm Donations

Is Topeka Man A Sperm Donor Or Father? I can't believe the fact that the artificial insemination not being done by a doctor is the reason why the state is going after him for child support when he clearly entered into an agreement that exonerated him from having to pay child support with the lesbian couple.

German Calendar

Dig a TRS-80 computer? Like geeky pin-up girls? Then this is your calendar. Nerd Calendar Puts Joy Back In Joy-Sticks.

Kitteh Video

Top Kitteh Videos of 2012.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Purrfectly Timed Kitteh Photos:

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Comments

1 First?

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 09:59 PM (kpCLl)

2 Yes you are.

Posted by: someoldguy at December 29, 2012 10:00 PM (fR7g6)

3 well, crap, it's kinda lonely in here (present company excepted). just us geezers?

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 10:02 PM (kpCLl)

4 that fiscal cliff looks expensive





Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:02 PM (jfSqj)

5 I guess. Such is life.

Posted by: someoldguy at December 29, 2012 10:03 PM (fR7g6)

6 shit, I ball parked the wife and I's cliff and was off by 40%


must be a real moron to do that




Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:04 PM (jfSqj)

7 Sister Mary Elephant In chief!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:04 PM (adaoe)

8 Who's messing around with the font? And would they please stop. The *only* reason I still use IE is because the font in Firefox looks like this and I hate it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 29, 2012 10:05 PM (wbeNt)

9 You had to look up what motorboating was? Really?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 10:05 PM (IvVLN)

10 Yeah I did BC.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2012 10:06 PM (dKV5k)

11 Zeus made it rain, ladies. Just don't give him an opening...ever.

Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 10:07 PM (I88Jc)

12 That's just a shame CDR M.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 10:07 PM (IvVLN)

13 You had to look up what motorboating was? Really?>>

If he was going to include the link to Urban Dic he kinda did.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 10:07 PM (Y6HTt)

14 Looks like someone has been feeding their leftover refried beans to the kitteh...

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:08 PM (Vk2pI)

15
The Cliffs of Insanity!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 29, 2012 10:08 PM (Jcd0S)

16 Mow. Rons.

Posted by: fluffy at December 29, 2012 10:09 PM (z9HTb)

17 He works 12 hours a day, six days a week to keep his children’s-clothing
store in Forest Hills, Queens, afloat — and is now mulling staff and
pay cuts.
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The answer is that in Obama's America, hard work is a suckers game.

Do the minimum and ask Uncle Barakka to give you some sugar...it is only fair...right?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:09 PM (AUeaU)

18 g'evenin', 'rons

I'd like to "moron-source" (it's like crowd-sourcing, only with much better results from people I trust) a decision tonight, let me know when everyone is ready. Thx.

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 10:10 PM (JMmQ9)

19
But, we'll be back to Clintonian taxation rates and those were the creamiest, dreamiest days, ever!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 29, 2012 10:10 PM (Jcd0S)

20 Helpful hint for newbie-tourists and virgins in Germany:

Always memorise your safe-word.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 10:10 PM (QTHTd)

21 CDR didn't know what motorboating is????

A sheltered life you lead.

Or, unlike Andrew B., you have never read the comments.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 10:10 PM (ccXZP)

22 Pic a dic dot com?

Be right back.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 29, 2012 10:11 PM (AUeaU)

23 Can't believe one of the lesbians is going after the sperm donor, I guess if Bill Hilary split, she will go after Webb for back child support.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 10:11 PM (Zd/NW)

24 Looks like the kitteh has the bottle rocket backwards.

Fortunately, the kitteh seems to be protected by a Coke bottle.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 10:11 PM (q9m86)

25 I'm ready. I have my dunce cap on.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:11 PM (Md8Uo)

26 the state is going after him for child support when he clearly entered
into an agreement that exonerated him from having to pay child support
with the lesbian couple
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And...in Obama's America...contact law doesn't mean shit.

It is only fair...right?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:12 PM (AUeaU)

27 What's up with the font? No rikey. Anyway, gotta go watch a movie with hubby. BBL. Try to maintain some decorum.

Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2012 10:12 PM (S+/pH)

28 Question for the Nerd division of the ONT ...

I'm watching the Dr Who "Snowmen" episode and it's pretty cool, and the new "companion" is hot

Is Dr Who really addictive or can one control it and quit whenever you want to?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 10:12 PM (wwsoB)

29
You may fire when ready, Alton J

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 29, 2012 10:12 PM (Jcd0S)

30 I must've missed the motorboating discussion night.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2012 10:13 PM (dKV5k)

31
The worst part of the whole "fiscal cliff" nonsense isn't the increase in taxes.

It's that Barack and our idiots in Congress will do next to nothing to cut spending.

They hate us, they really do.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:13 PM (Md8Uo)

32 Is Dr Who really addictive or can one control it and quit whenever you want to?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 10:12 PM (wwsoB)




You can walk away, but you always come back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 10:13 PM (IvVLN)

33 I'll be boned by the reversion to the permanent tax rate but I want it anyway. You get the government you pay for and it's time we started paying retail.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (QupBk)

34 It's good to see the marriage penalty is still in place.

I offered the (now ex) 30 something years ago to get divorced and just live together, and I would take her to Hawaii every year on the savings.

It tempted her I must admit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (ccXZP)

35 I'm just surprised CDR M. I mean, hasn't every man done it at one point?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (IvVLN)

36 The L. A. Clippers have won 16 games in a row.

Looks like the Mayans might have been right (though perhaps a little off) after all...

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (Vk2pI)

37 ONT what ya drinkin? I got a salty dog!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (adaoe)

38 Helpful hint for newbie-tourists and virgins in Germany:

Always memorise your safe-word.
___
Not just Germany dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O09K8EmURhM (NFSW)

Posted by: Scotty didn't know at December 29, 2012 10:15 PM (AUeaU)

39 Agreed toby.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2012 10:15 PM (dKV5k)

40 They hate us, they really do.

The Democrats look at taxpayers and say, "fuck 'em, they didn't vote for us".

The Republicans just say "fuck 'em".

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 10:15 PM (QTHTd)

41 Motorboating was defined for us in "Wedding Crashers" by a man of great stature, Vince Vaughn.

Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 10:15 PM (I88Jc)

42 34
It's good to see the marriage penalty is still in place.

I
offered the (now ex) 30 something years ago to get divorced and just
live together, and I would take her to Hawaii every year on the savings.

It tempted her I must admit.


Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (ccXZP)

In the Dems' America, until everyone can marry their Golden Retriever, marriage is evil.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 10:16 PM (Zd/NW)

43 Evening 'rons and 'ettes from the salt mines, where there are not many patients at the moment and I'm hoping the trend continues. Stuck on overnights through 1/2/13, so I'm sure I'll get crushed on multiple shifts. A decanter of brandy by my side would improve my work experience, but would probably be detrimental to my contract and thus making the money to buy more brandy.

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 10:16 PM (FqcJu)

44 35
I'm just surprised CDR M. I mean, hasn't every man done it at one point?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (IvVLN)

BC, there is a difference between knowing the term for something and doing said thing.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2012 10:16 PM (dKV5k)

45
I dunno.

I watched Dr. Who some years ago for part of a season and thought it was dumb.

Catchy theme music, but just adumb show; I don't get the attraction. I have worked around enough Brits to not be enamored of their accent. It doesn't portend superior intelligence to me, it makes me suspicious that bullshit is afoot.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:17 PM (Md8Uo)

46 I drove around Portland today and I always stop and take pictures of interesting houses. Saw one nice one, except it had a big old ugly Obama sign out front. I started loudly suggesting that they should pay more in taxes. I'm sure they don't mind paying their full share. It was so satisfying, that I started saying it to everything with an Obama sticker.

My boyfriend sometimes thinks I'm crazy.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 29, 2012 10:17 PM (Lqy/e)

47 41
Motorboating was defined for us in "Wedding Crashers" by a man of great stature, Vince Vaughn.


Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 10:15 PM (I88Jc)

Ah, a movie I've yet to see.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2012 10:17 PM (dKV5k)

48
[Tax chart]

So when Boehner finally get his eventual compromise through the House, the Republicans are going to co-sign tax increases in the 10k to 50k range on professionals and business owners.

Think that will go over well in the 2014 elections?



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 29, 2012 10:17 PM (kdS6q)

49 so if you don't make at least 50k, you're good, right?

I'm all right jack.

Posted by: jeanne at December 29, 2012 10:18 PM (xuIA2)

50 OK, here it is: NRA or Gun Owners of America?

I'm lookin' to join something that defends our 2A rights.

Yes, I have been lax...I let my NRA membership lapse years (probably at least a decade) ago.

So, the question is: NRA or GOA?

Your thoughts?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 10:18 PM (JMmQ9)

51 Question for the Nerd division of the ONT ...

I'm watching the Dr Who "Snowmen" episode and it's pretty cool, and the new "companion" is hot

Is Dr Who really addictive or can one control it and quit whenever you want to?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 10:12 PM (wwsoB)


Meh. Give me the classic Who. Troughton is still the best Doctor.

My (current) ranking:

2nd
7th
4th
1st
6th
3rd
8th
5th
The "pre-Doctors" from the "Brain of Morbius"
11th
The movie version of the Doctor
The Valeyard
9th (all due to Rose... worst companion ever)
The "inter-Doctor" from the 4th regeneration
10th

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:18 PM (Vk2pI)

52 They hate us, they really do.
***
Despise is closer I think. Barack and friends are the new nobility, how DARE you think you have a right to anything other then obeying their whim?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:19 PM (AUeaU)

53 Didn't Ace write a 12,000 word review on motorboating Pam Gellar's tits?

If not, he should.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 10:19 PM (ccXZP)

54 So, the question is: NRA or GOA?

Your thoughts?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 10:18 PM (JMmQ9)


NRA is a bigger player, but the GOA is more hardcore.

I also suggest you join your local state NRA or GOA affiliate to make a difference.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:20 PM (Vk2pI)

55 Think that will go over well in the 2014 elections?
***
The Republican party is only marginally interested in winning elections. Just look at Romney and Boehner.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:20 PM (AUeaU)

56 Inflation spike in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 29, 2012 10:20 PM (hgdEm)

57 Tonight's ONT brought to you by Purrfectly Timed Kitteh Photos:

FOE-TOE-SHOP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:21 PM (KDq5l)

58 Any of you babes feel like having a golden shower?

Posted by: zeus at December 29, 2012 10:21 PM (jPVBi)

59 Zeus must have been a player because that chart is confusing as hell.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 29, 2012 10:22 PM (NzBQO)

60 Ah, a movie I've yet to see.
Posted by: CDR M




Get a rope.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:22 PM (KDq5l)

61
Being an NRA member infuriates all the right people, but their constant marketing of all kinds of other stuff (selling your name into mailing and mass marketing lists) is kind of annoying to the members, so I am told.

My ex-BIL told me that had a great rate for Life Insurance (term life) for members. But that was about 30 years ago.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:22 PM (Md8Uo)

62 32
Is Dr Who really addictive or can one control it and quit whenever you want to?



Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 10:12 PM (wwsoB)







You can walk away, but you always come back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 10:13 PM

I'm already a Trekkie, and if I get hooked on Dr Who, I'll end up knowing what Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj are talking about. I'll have crossed the Nerd threshold

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 10:22 PM (wwsoB)

63 Since the fucko's want to ban 30 round mags, I'd propose no fertility treatment for lesbo's or homo's.


You want a kid, you got to fuck a guy for 3 years before even tinking about legal assault weapons fertility, for the chicks


some for gay dude, they got to stick in in a vajayjay for 3 years before any science on fertility



fuck it, we got a regulatory state lets fuck our opponents to the max







boo! yeah!



Posted by: Moron #3 at December 29, 2012 10:23 PM (jfSqj)

64 "Sure baby, I'll wrap it up."
--Sh*t Zeus never said, Vol. I

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 10:23 PM (FqcJu)

65 @ 50

If you can swing both, I'd go that way. NRA is much bigger, and has more clout, even though they did endorse Harry Reid. This was done, I believe, because they see issues, rather than politicians.

Goa seems to be the prime challenger here, so membership in both orgs in my opinion would be desirable.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2012 10:23 PM (SAMxH)

66
So, the question is: NRA or GOA?
Posted by: AltonJackson




At the moment, the NRA is offering a year's membership for $25 and you get a $25 Bass Pro shop gift card, making the membership net free.

http://tinyurl.com/c57ojfh

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 29, 2012 10:23 PM (kdS6q)

67 My ex-BIL told me that had a great rate for Life Insurance (term life) for members. But that was about 30 years ago.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:22 PM (Md8Uo)

Well for goodness sake, gunowners are always killing each other , dont ya know.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:23 PM (adaoe)

68 Didn't Ace write a 12,000 word review on motorboating Pam Gellar's tits?

If not, he should.>>

Only if the time machine he doesn't have is used.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 10:23 PM (Y6HTt)

69 @8 Firefox doesn't word wrap for me at all anymore. At.All. I have to scroll sideways all the time.. What's up with that.

Posted by: jeanne at December 29, 2012 10:23 PM (xuIA2)

70 Being an NRA member infuriates all the right people, but their constant marketing of all kinds of other stuff (selling your name into mailing and mass marketing lists) is kind of annoying to the members, so I am told.

My ex-BIL told me that had a great rate for Life Insurance (term life) for members. But that was about 30 years ago.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:22 PM (Md8Uo)


you can opt out of all the mailers, just phone them



Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:24 PM (jfSqj)

71 "just us geezers? "

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2012 10:02 PM (kpCLl)

Young lady, you are 23, with a smokin' body and a face to match.

And don't you forget it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:24 PM (GsoHv)

72 11 Zeus made it rain, ladies. Just don't give him an opening...ever.

FYI, Zeus also invented the "golden shower".

15
The Cliffs of Insanity!

Ah, one of the hardest parts of GoW1!

btw, just wanted to relay this news:

SOURCE: The White House will nominate Sen. Chuck Hagel for Secretary of Defense

http://tinyurl.com/cubgyk9


Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 10:25 PM (SOGo4)

73 Stuck on overnights through 1/2/13, so I'm sure I'll get crushed on multiple shifts. A decanter of brandy by my side would improve my work experience, but would probably be detrimental to my contract and thus making the money to buy more brandy.
Posted by: Conservative Crank


Just imagine the brandy and warm fire beach that you will enjoy in 20 years and all will be well.

Better days.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:25 PM (KDq5l)

74 fuck it, we got a regulatory state lets fuck our opponents to the max
***
In WWII, the reason that Germany didn't use chemical weapons is that they knew their opponents would respond in kind based on WWI.

If you want to get your opponent to stop doing something give it back to them in spades.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:26 PM (AUeaU)

75 "I drove around Portland today and I always stop and take pictures of interesting houses."

I've
never been to Portland. Are the residences examples of ornate, historical
architectural styles or is it entirely Funkytown by Lipps, Inc.?

Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 10:26 PM (I88Jc)

76 Hi Moe-rons- hope everybody's doing okay!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 10:26 PM (1OZSU)

77 Kratos lives!

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 10:26 PM (FqcJu)

78 36 The L. A. Clippers have won 16 games in a row. Looks like the Mayans might have been right (though perhaps a little off) after all...
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (Vk2pI)

Behold Political Hat, a lakers fan,

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:26 PM (adaoe)

79
Conservative Crank

Are you still working at the hospital in Z-ville?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:26 PM (Md8Uo)

80 So the French High Courts struck down Hollande's 75% tax rate, if only we were so lucky.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM (NzBQO)

81 SOURCE: The White House will nominate Sen. Chuck Hagel for Secretary of Defense
***
Well, good to know hebrewphobia trumps homophilia in the modern leftwing pantheon.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM (AUeaU)

82 Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 10:15 PM (I88Jc)

Turn in your Man-Card....now!

Motorboating is in the basic package that you received when you hit puberty.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM (GsoHv)

83 Unfortunately WCL, I like the good stuff, and so does my wife, and I'm only early 30s, so retirement is more likely 40 to life away...

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM (FqcJu)

84 Hi Kratos!


How will all this end?

Posted by: fluffy at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM (z9HTb)

85 So the French High Courts struck down Hollande's 75% tax rate, if only we were so lucky.
___
Wait...we are talking about a tax here...right?

Posted by: John Souter Roberts at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM (AUeaU)

86 So, the question is: NRA or GOA?

Your thoughts?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 10:18 PM (JMmQ9)


BOTH, an JFPFO or what ever the Jewish pro gun crew is

Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:28 PM (jfSqj)

87 Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 10:25 PM (SOGo4)

Oh joy.

No more spare parts for Israeli planes. They had better hit Iran soon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:28 PM (GsoHv)

88 Content rich. Thank you CDR M!

Posted by: L, elle at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (0PiQ4)

89 The deep blue subway-ridin' cities are still there? We can't nuke them 3x from orbit, yet? I mean, I really hope they're gone (present company excepted), but w/e.
Is the issue target-designation, or a court-order pending the EIS?
WTF?
In the meanwhile, learn "Austrian" here: http://preview.tinyurl.com/dxrwtr3
Avoid the Zombie Apocalypse with the Obama Magical Pronouncement, here: http://preview.tinyurl.com/c5465jt Haitian corpse man translator. Weird.
I highly recommend "Bella" (2006), which I am just about to watch for the umpteenth time. The nexus of "the sea" and nutrition, by itself, is too rich to miss. (The expectant, supposed, mother needs to eat for the health of her self, and, needless to say, any viable fetus that may or may not, depending on the laws of the state and the cartoons she watched, and whether she's the survivor of slavery, and did her mother eat paint chips, or w/e..............)
Um is it good vs. evil? Can I even say that?

Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (1V6Pv)

90 portend superior intelligence to me, it makes me suspicious that bullshit is afoot.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:17 PM (Md8Uo)

Whenever they say "brilliant" I want to light them on fire.

Posted by: Invictus at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (OQpzc)

91
Kratos?

Never heard of him.

Dude, where have you been keeping yourself?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (Md8Uo)

92 I have worked around enough Brits to not be enamored of their accent. It doesn't portend superior intelligence to me, it makes me suspicious that bullshit is afoot.

The English think that Americans are all "Yanks", which notion will certainly amuse all the Southrons out here.

The English also think that Americans are stupid, ignorant and "insular" (seriously, I heard this exact insult in public school, spoken without irony).

This juxtaposition amuses me on account that the English actually created the Yanks and the Southrons as separate people (exiled Roundheads and Cavaliers-by-way-of-Caribbean, respectively, leaving aside the Scots-Irish). So if anyone should know the difference, it is the English.

I actually agree that (most) Americans are stupid. But most English are at least as stupid. Your shit is all retarded, true, but the English talk like fags and their shit is all retarded.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (QTHTd)

93 BOTH, an JFPFO or what ever the Jewish pro gun crew is

___
Wait dude, like, uh, why, uh, would there be....uh...Jews that like want, uh, guns n' stuff?

Posted by: Some Public School Graduate at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (AUeaU)

94 78 36 The L. A. Clippers have won 16 games in a row. Looks like the Mayans might have been right (though perhaps a little off) after all...
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:14 PM (Vk2pI)

Behold Political Hat, a lakers fan,

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:26 PM (adaoe)


LOL

It's just that the Clippers have always been a 2nd rate joke team. The fact that they are winning 16 straight indicates the 7th seal is broken.

Also, Wooden IS basketball.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (Vk2pI)

95 CJB, I left Z-ville 6 months ago, contract bought out which caused all kinds of housing shennanigans with my lender, though I eventually ended up with a bigger and better house--now I work full time in Springfield, and do contract gigs in Fayette and Jackson.

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (FqcJu)

96
Here's a new blog I just ran across: Trotsky's Children - A Republican Looks Left

http://goo.gl/rBJFn

The guy was a Trotskyite, voted for Reagan, and never looked back.

Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (ymJbM)

97 "...the Jewish pro gun crew..."

Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:28 PM (jfSqj)

That would be me, my dad, and his cousin. And nevergiveup.

And that's it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (GsoHv)

98 No worries about the fiscal cliff guys! I just picked up my "Cliff Notes" on the subject. If they got me through college, they will get me through this!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 29, 2012 10:30 PM (JN+zV)

99 Do those cliff #s include the FICA "holiday" expiration....or should I add another 2%?

Posted by: BignJames at December 29, 2012 10:30 PM (HtUkt)

100 @75, no there are some genuinely beautiful houses in Portland. (Grimm manages to find a few when they shoot.) There are neighborhoods full of Craftsman houses, Queen Anne style, even a few Victorians. This house had the most beautiful upper balcony I've seen. The edging of the porch looked like something Art Nouveau.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 29, 2012 10:31 PM (Lqy/e)

101 LOL It's just that the Clippers have always been a 2nd rate joke team. The fact that they are winning 16 straight indicates the 7th seal is broken. Also, Wooden IS basketball.
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (Vk2pI)

Yeah, just joshin. Love the coverage you did last election for us few NV folks. It was spot on!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:31 PM (adaoe)

102 80
So the French High Courts struck down Hollande's 75% tax rate, if only we were so lucky.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM

Actually I was disappointed to see that. I wanted a guinea pig for the boning that comes with confiscatory tax rates, and since they were the French... well ..


Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 10:31 PM (wwsoB)

103 Well, Well . Well Besides recommending you purchase a 22-250 for survival. and learn how to reload, let me remind you guys and gals that if you have not checked you altimeter lately, we have already fallen off the cliff and you may need the following advice for our OPEN administration meetings concerning the Debt crisis, IF YOU WERE NOT AT TE MEETING WITH PREZZY AND BOEHNOR YOUR ON THE MENU" Carry on..

Posted by: Clemenza at December 29, 2012 10:31 PM (ILM+d)

104 80
So the French High Courts struck down Hollande's 75% tax rate, if only we were so lucky.


Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM (NzBQO)

Taxes, fap fap fap fap fap, taxes, fap fap fap fap, gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! wheeeeeeew *reaches for a tissue*

Posted by: Chief Poobah John Roberts at December 29, 2012 10:31 PM (Zd/NW)

105 The English also think that Americans are stupid, ignorant and "insular"
(seriously, I heard this exact insult in public school, spoken without
irony).
***
They also swallow the bullshit the BBC serves up.

It is amazing how subservient to authority your average liberal is.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:32 PM (AUeaU)

106 but the English talk like fags and their shit is all retarded.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (QTHTd)

And, if they were honest, they would admit that every public school (private school to we in the civilized world) Brit took it up the ass a few times.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:32 PM (GsoHv)

107 No Compromise.

Let those cocksucking mother fuckers who voted for this bitch ass incompetent mother fucker a second time see their fucking taxes go up.

LET IT BURN!


Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 29, 2012 10:33 PM (+OTLF)

108 There's a FUPA holiday expiration date? I wish I would have known that before I bought the cruise ticket.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2012 10:33 PM (jPVBi)

109
Actually, I found that blog b/c I was searching for information about Che Guevera's freakin' weird forehead. I didn't find any information on it. How come nobody talks about it?

Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 10:33 PM (ymJbM)

110 fucked it up,

here is the link and acronym

JPFO



http://jpfo.org/

Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:33 PM (jfSqj)

111 Actually I was disappointed to see that. I wanted a guinea pig for the
boning that comes with confiscatory tax rates, and since they were the
French... well ..
***
If I read the details correctly Hollande will be able to go back with a slightly modified version.

It wasn't the confiscatory rate, but the way it was applied.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:33 PM (AUeaU)

112 >How will all this end?

Only chaos!

>Dude, where have you been keeping yourself?

Since the Mayans botched the whole "End of the World" thing, it's obvious a professional is needed to aid this whole chaos vibe. Fools...

Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 10:33 PM (SOGo4)

113 I would like to motorboat Michelle Obama's fat ass with the titanic....in reverse.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 29, 2012 10:33 PM (+OTLF)

114 The English think that Americans are all "Yanks", which notion will certainly amuse all the Southrons out here.The English also think that Americans are stupid, ignorant and "insular" Posted by: boulder hobo

If it were any other commenter posting suchI would have serious doubts.

A friend chalked that attitude up to the successs of American media; Teh Movies are Teh Reality. True?

I actually agree that (most) Americans are stupid. But most English are at least as stupid. Your shit is all retarded, true, but the English talk like fags and their shit is all retarded.

Does your Scotch have electrolytes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:34 PM (KDq5l)

115 "A burglary suspect had the opportunity to visit a local
hospital after meeting a Marine whose parents' home he attempted to
burglarize Friday."



Solid!


BTW AltonJackson - GOA. Unless your gun club requires NRA membership, as many do.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 29, 2012 10:34 PM (yh0zB)

116 Posted by: Clemenza at December 29, 2012 10:31 PM (ILM+d)

22-250. Nice, flat-shooting round, but bad, bad survival round.

How many armies fire that round? How many PDs stock that round?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:34 PM (GsoHv)

117
Springfield? Really. Do you live out there now?

Use to be a nice town until IH went tits-up. Now it's like dozens of other towns in the Midwest that lost their big manufacturing jobs base; on the way to decrepit oblivion.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:34 PM (Md8Uo)

118 I just saw Act of Valor.

I remember hearing complaints that the real soldiers' acting wasn't up to snuff....seemed better then most of what Hollywood serves up nowadays to me.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:34 PM (AUeaU)

119
That would be me, my dad, and his cousin. And nevergiveup.

And that's it.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (GsoHv)

TexasJew would be one, right?

Or is he really not Texan?

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 10:35 PM (Zd/NW)

120 Only chaos!
___
Indeed.

Posted by: Khorne, Slaanesh, Pap Nurgle, Tzeentch at December 29, 2012 10:35 PM (AUeaU)

121 @116 Lay off Bruce willis movies, and Rambo shit it is a snipers world..

Posted by: Clemenza at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (ILM+d)

122 Motorboating is in the basic package that you received when you hit puberty.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:27 PM (GsoHv)



Thank you! I was beginning to think I was alone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (IvVLN)

123 @81

A military hating secretary of state and a Jew hating sec def, never in a million years could I imagine a sitting American president literally pissing on the American people, but there it is.

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (zOP5o)

124 Just returned from a retirement party for a lib loon doctor. The party had an equal number of lib lawyers as lib docs.

The handful of conservative doctors and lawyers was sad.

I give up all hope for this country.

We deserve to be fucked.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (UOM48)

125 Liberals think because the Mayan Apocalypse turned out to be a false...the Debt apocalypse is one too....

Let it burn. When we run out of money, the 47% of inner city dwellers will starve to death or eat each other and the illegals will continue their journey to canada. Either way...its a beneficial outcome.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (+OTLF)

126 50 BOTH. It's worth the $20.

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (XDC0v)

127 Why not let taxes rise on the middle class?

http://tinyurl.com/bozg2q2

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (AUeaU)

128 (please forgive the caps, it is really getting cold here) NO GUNS FOR JEWS:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cr9z5sw
"We have an obligation to defend ourselves, and a right to defend our property."

Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (1V6Pv)

129 Catchy theme music, but just adumb show; I don't get
the attraction. I have worked around enough Brits to not be enamored of
their accent. It doesn't portend superior intelligence to me, it makes
me suspicious that bullshit is afoot.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:17 PM

Since three hundred years ago everyone who spoke English as their first language had some sort of British accent, I wonder how the American and Canadian accents evolved. The Aussies still sound fairly British, although some Brits think a Boston accent sounds Aussie

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (wwsoB)

130 you purchase a 22-250 for survival. and learn how to reload, let me remind you guys
.
Posted by: Clemenza at December 29, 2012 10:31 PM (ILM+d)


.22-250 is gunna be a bitch to get brass for.


.223/5.56 will be easier to find brass for



not that .22-250 has some ballistic advantages, but no brass, no bang




Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (jfSqj)

131 Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 10:35 PM (Zd/NW)

And him! Okay....five of us.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:37 PM (GsoHv)

132 Meh. Give me the classic Who. Troughton is still the best Doctor. My (current) ranking: 2nd 7th 4th 1st 6th 3rd 8th 5th The "pre-Doctors" from the "Brain of Morbius" 11th The movie version of the Doctor The Valeyard 9th (all due to Rose... worst companion ever) The "inter-Doctor" from the 4th regeneration 10th
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:18 PM


Seconded on the old Who. Troughton, T.Baker and McCoy. The old theme was the shit, too.

Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 10:37 PM (yBF/9)

133 123
@81



A military hating secretary of state and a Jew hating sec def, never
in a million years could I imagine a sitting American president
literally pissing on the American people, but there it is.

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (zOP5o)

You think that was rain the past four years?

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 29, 2012 10:38 PM (+OTLF)

134 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (UOM4

Did you use C4 or a fertilizer mix?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:38 PM (GsoHv)

135 WTF are you waiting for a gift certificate?

Posted by: Clemenza at December 29, 2012 10:38 PM (ILM+d)

136 Dennis Miller once said it's ironic how the Woodstock Generation grew up to be The Man

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 10:38 PM (8sCoq)

137 Happy 5th Day of Christmas to all the Horde ...

& Not feeling too well, so night all.

Alton - I have no idea. I was thinking about a shooting club membership as they have classes and training & I might as well bite the bullet and develop a certain proficiency ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at December 29, 2012 10:39 PM (9Qc6B)

138 Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (jfSqj)

+1

an unassailable point.

Game...set...match.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:39 PM (GsoHv)

139 not that .22-250 has some ballistic advantages, but no brass, no bang
>>

Muskets don't need brass, so they have that advantage.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 10:39 PM (Y6HTt)

140 g'evenin', 'rons

I'd like to "moron-source" (it's like crowd-sourcing, only with much better results from people I trust) a decision tonight, let me know when everyone is ready. Thx.
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 10:10 PM (JMmQ9)







The only answer you need: Cover it in bacon.

You're welcome.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2012 10:39 PM (NjJzM)

141 Since three hundred years ago everyone who spoke English as their first
language had some sort of British accent, I wonder how the American and
Canadian accents evolved.
***
I've read that the closest modern accent to English of 300 years ago is the modern southern accent.

After the Revolutionary war the American south had fewer connections to England then most of the parts of the Anglosphere, and as the English accent evolved it influenced the British colonies and the American northeast more.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:39 PM (AUeaU)

142 Can we at least look on the "bright side" of Sec of State Ghengis Kerry? At least he won't be Sec Def.

I hate myself for even feeling the need to type this shit.

Hurry, SMOD. All hope is lost.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 10:39 PM (UOM48)

143 CJB, no, living in the Canal/Pickerington area on the east side of C-bus; there are some beautiful old farms out this way, but yeah, it's a slightly less trashy Zanesville from what I can see. Where I am now, I've got great schools and in a nice little pocket that has reasonable property taxes (about $8K for 6200 on 5 acres) and no local income tax.

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 10:40 PM (FqcJu)

144 I say raise taxes on the middle class- they voted for The Fuck

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 10:40 PM (8sCoq)

145 Attempted jugicide in Germany? How about post-69 assault in America instead? (h/t Drudge)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2012 10:40 PM (jPVBi)

146 @133

I think I am still in shock from the surreality of it all.

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 29, 2012 10:40 PM (zOP5o)

147 114
The English think that Americans are all "Yanks", which notion will
certainly amuse all the Southrons out here.The English also think that
Americans are stupid, ignorant and "insular" Posted by: boulder hobo



If it were any other commenter posting suchI would have serious doubts.



A friend chalked that attitude up to the successs of American media; Teh Movies are Teh Reality. True?



I actually agree that (most) Americans are stupid. But most
English are at least as stupid. Your shit is all retarded, true, but the
English talk like fags and their shit is all retarded.



Does your Scotch have electrolytes?





Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:34 PM (KDq5l)

What we get from British TV and movies are stories about the upper class. In reality, this is what the British are actually like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfrGaTV217g

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 10:40 PM (Zd/NW)

148 @121 The enemy wants a chaotic field of combat. Learn the shovel, the kitchen knife, the basics of electricity and water, the automobile/hybrid possibilities.
Leave the sniper rifle for a better world. Get up close and personal. Awww, your Commie bitch died from flatulence?!? Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 10:40 PM (1V6Pv)

149 Wow. Karl Denninger on the Declaration of Independence:

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=215441

Shit's getting real, folks. As the saying goes, "Our forefathers would be shooting by now."

Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

150 Yeah, just joshin. Love the coverage you did last election for us few NV folks. It was spot on!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:31 PM (adaoe)


Well, just glad I could put my political number crunching obsession to some good use.



The GOp in Nevada needs to focus on two things in '14: Winning back SD09, and getting a good Conservative in the Lt. Gov. spot since Gov. Sandoval may end up running against Reid in '16.

If the GOP in Nevada were smart (...they aren't...), they would go after the Dem Sec. of State AND the Dem A.G. (both popular Dems who got >50% in '10) for not going after a new Assemblyman who illegally ran in a district he didn't live in, but who will be allowed to serve regardless.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:41 PM (Vk2pI)

151 obama shit the bed at the "press conference". Pissy much?

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:41 PM (adaoe)

152 134
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 10:36 PM (UOM4

Did you use C4 or a fertilizer mix?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:38 PM (GsoHv8



I only wish I'd had a canister of Liquid Ass to spray on the gathering and run like hell. Only my husband would have had to be in on it and he wouldn't have approved.

Sad, that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 10:42 PM (UOM48)

153 @139 you can reload a 22=250 to the neck with the proper powder by site..

Posted by: Clemenza at December 29, 2012 10:42 PM (ILM+d)

154 There are so many brit actors playing Americans these days that you can compare their voices. There natural voices are higher range and all femmy while when they use an American accent they are deeper and more manly.

Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 10:42 PM (ymJbM)

155 Seconded on the old Who. Troughton, T.Baker and McCoy. The old theme was the shit, too.

Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 10:37 PM (yBF/9)


The original theme and opening are still the best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1CydO3s2wY

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:43 PM (Vk2pI)

156 144 I say raise taxes on the middle class- they voted for The Fuck
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 10:40 PM (8sCoq)




The fuck I did. I hope that cock sucking, race baiting, law breaking, gun grabbing, money stealing ASSWIPE trips and smashes his sanctimonious little bitch face on the concrete.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 29, 2012 10:43 PM (IvVLN)

157 Can we at least look on the "bright side" of Sec of State Ghengis Kerry? At least he won't be Sec Def.

Here is the bright side. After a 4 year stint as Secretary of State, Kerry will probably retire from politics. Otherwise, he was only leaving the Senate the same way Robert "KKK" Byrd did.......having assumed room temperature.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 29, 2012 10:44 PM (OWjjx)

158 If the GOP in Nevada were smart (...they aren't...), they would go after the Dem Sec. of State AND the Dem A.G. (both popular Dems who got >50% in '10) for not going after a new Assemblyman who illegally ran in a district he didn't live in, but who will be allowed to serve regardless.
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 10:41 PM (Vk2pI)

A lot of good men served in Iraq and Afg from NV. If we could get one of these guys, it might make a difference. But we are sorta screwed with all the loser Ca folks flowing into NV.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:44 PM (adaoe)

159
Conservative Crank
That is a helluva commute everyday. That must be 120 miles round trip.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:44 PM (Md8Uo)

160 "There natural voices are higher range and all femmy while when they use an American accent they are deeper and more manly."

Brad Garrett!

Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 10:44 PM (I88Jc)

161 Kratos! LTNS, how's South Cackalactus treating you?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 29, 2012 10:44 PM (yh0zB)

162 Gotta get me one of them rocket cats.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2012 10:45 PM (xKC/c)

163 That's quite a bit of patriotism.

From each according to ability, to each according to greed and stupidity, I guess.


Later, all.

God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 29, 2012 10:45 PM (8hrco)

164 I'm trying to picture President Hillary Clinton.

And then I gag and laugh. That crazy old mutt?

Then I realize the low-info, dumb-ass voters who'll vote for the mean-assed, old bitch.....

Jeebus........

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 10:46 PM (UOM48)

165 153 Yeah a novice to guns is gonna learn how to reload so he can reload a boutique round like 22-250. Not very practical counsel

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 10:46 PM (XDC0v)

166 You didn't see the Companion from the last two seasons, Karen Gillan, I'll find a picture,

Posted by: phillip fry at December 29, 2012 10:46 PM (Jsiw/)

167 Anyone that picks one tool is limited to that tool. Each have their purpose. Cheap to use, fast, acurate, fits in your pocket ect...

A full tool box is what one wants.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (Y6HTt)

168 I give up all hope for this country.

We deserve to be fucked.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Deserve ain't got nothing to do with it. And, no, we don't.

Some, perhaps, but others deserve better. Others that you know well.

Dark days, sure, but there are always worse. Worse days that have been overcome. Worse days that haven't been overcome. The distinction is important.

I will not patronize you and insist acknowledgement. I will not humor you. I will not cajole you into being a happy warrior, but there is a constant throughout all struggles.

Defeat and her children are death. Embracing them is a contract in destruction.

Fighting her, even if it means losing is the only thing that matters. We lose nothing in opposition. We only lose if we give up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (KDq5l)

169 I am at a luau drinking Mai Tais on the Big Island Eff the fiscal cliff. Melli Kelikimaka morons.

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (dzlPN)

170 So, you donated sperm to a lesbian couple, they fell on hard times, the State now demands the donatee to pay child support. Post Modernism is a harsh mistress!! I'd rant about how homosexual marriage has nothing to do with marriage but I'll won't.Its agood rant too.As for the fiscal cliff, bring it on. I want "Fundamental Transformation" right up America's squeak hole!! Reap the whirl wind bitches!

Posted by: puddleglum at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (1mrgJ)

171 OK, everyone drink!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (adaoe)

172
".22-250 is gunna be a bitch to get brass for.

.223/5.56 will be easier to find brass for
"


Which brings us to the topic of .243 Winchester: very popular and established, notably more powerful than 5.56 (particularly at range, and a .243 hollowpoint really means something, at any range), not as hard on the barrel as .22-250 ... and it can be had in a few semi-automatic rifles, and very many high-quality, accurate and reliable bolt-action rifles.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (q9m86)

173 Then I realize the low-info, dumb-ass voters who'll vote for the mean-assed, old bitch.....

I always wondered if Mike Judge thought Idiocracy was a comedy or a hauntingly accurate foretelling of America?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (OWjjx)

174 thanks, horde

so, based on your input, I figure the answer is "all of the above" plus bacon

works for me

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (JMmQ9)

175 There natural voices are higher range and all femmy while when they use an American accent they are deeper and more manly
***
Europe's best and brightest men died in WWI and the continent never recovered.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:48 PM (AUeaU)

176 Kratos, you here???

Happy New Year...let me hear from you again.

If you're in the area New Year's Day, you've an invite to Casa D'oh. Please let me know.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 10:48 PM (UOM48)

177
AltonJackson at December 29, 2012 10:18 PM

Try The Second Amendment Foundation. They do a lot of legal work. I think one of the guy argued Heller.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 10:49 PM (+9AX9)

178 Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (q9m86)

Same answer though.

.223 must be the most-produced round in history, by a large factor. The amount of spent brass out there is mind-boggling.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:49 PM (GsoHv)

179 The current "British" accent is thought to not even be the original accent. If you want to hear how the British accent sounded in the 1600's, go to Tangier Island, VA. It was remote enough that the accent didn't change much because very few people left or moved into the area.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E

So the "southern us accent" is much closer to the original British accent than the New England accent.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 10:49 PM (Zd/NW)

180 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 29, 2012 10:49 PM (LUnTP)

181 @132:"Seconded on the old Who. Troughton, T.Baker and McCoy. The old theme was the shit, too.
Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 10:37 PM (yBF/9)
--


Indeed. The new series is way over-orchestrated. It really takes you out of the fantasy world to have the score blasting emotional cues at you throughout the episode.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 29, 2012 10:49 PM (Y5I9o)

182 They shouldn't be raising taxes on anybody. Their stupid ass policies have caused the cost of living to skyrocket and unemployment to soar. On top of it, the states are all raising taxes, too. I hate these assholes.

Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 10:50 PM (ymJbM)

183 We only lose if we give up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (KDq5l)

Good ! And on that note, I will drink another, smoke a cig, and Thanks, that was good stuff!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:50 PM (adaoe)

184 Well here's one from the last few episodes


http://tinyurl.com/cedhp99

Posted by: phillip fry at December 29, 2012 10:50 PM (Jsiw/)

185 CJB, it is, it took me 3 hours to drive in during the storm the other day. Of course, they're paying anywhere from $50-$100/hr more than what I can find in Columbus, so something like 15 minutes of work makes up for the gas money for the shift...

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 10:51 PM (FqcJu)

186
Hillary should be recovered from her plastic surgery/concussion by the SotU speech in January.

Then we can vote on how good she looks and whether she will stand up to the campaign needs of 2016. Frankly, she is not a physically strong person and probably won't be able to campaign much. The Media asswipes will do all her campaigning for, " the smartest woman in the country".

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:51 PM (Md8Uo)

187 Open bar plus Mai Tais is the shit.

And as they said in that grand work So I Married an Axe Murderer, if its not Scottish its crap. Amy Pond FTW

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2012 10:51 PM (dzlPN)

188 154
There are so many brit actors playing Americans these days that you can
compare their voices. There natural voices are higher range and all
femmy while when they use an American accent they are deeper and more
manly.

Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 10:42 PM

I dunno, it seems like every American male under 35 sounds like he was raised in a San Francisco bathhouse now.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 10:51 PM (wwsoB)

189 I always wondered if Mike Judge thought Idiocracy was a comedy or a hauntingly accurate foretelling of America?
***
My biggest beef with Idiocracy is that it seems to pin the blame on genetics - the productive don't have kids and the incompetent do.

The problem is the culture. Instead of lionizing the productive, we demonize them. Modern American culture glorifies rap thugs, pedophile Hollywood elites, and corrupt "populist" politicians.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 10:52 PM (AUeaU)

190 The Second Amendment...helping to make a police state unnecessary since 1791.

Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 10:52 PM (I88Jc)

191 .243 is so popular that... well what's the point? Hell, let's do .408 Cheytac if we're making suggestions...

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 10:52 PM (XDC0v)

192 so, based on your input, I figure the answer is "all of the above" plus bacon



Make it Tactical Bacon you get a diploma.
http://tinyurl.com/cgbords

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 10:54 PM (Y6HTt)

193 184
Well here's one from the last few episodes


http://tinyurl.com/cedhp99

Posted by: phillip fry at December 29, 2012 10:50 PM

Amy Pond (Karen Gillan) is definitely a hot ginger

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 10:54 PM (wwsoB)

194 Buying boutique calibers is like buying an Audi or Saab. It's a statement about being an iconoclast. The whole point of new calibers is to sell new rifles.

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 29, 2012 10:54 PM (XDC0v)

195 161 Kratos! LTNS, how's South Cackalactus treating you?

Hi there. It's going alright, yourself?

Will do Jane, thank you!

And if Hagal does become Sec State, Bibi better do something about Iran shortly after the Israeli Parliamentary Elections (Jan 22nd).

Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 10:55 PM (SOGo4)

196 7.62x54R FTW!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 29, 2012 10:55 PM (yh0zB)

197
178 CBD

".223 must be the most-produced round in history, by a large factor. The amount of spent brass out there is mind-boggling."

Probably true, but "most-produced" round (perhaps 7.62x39) is not the same as most widely available. I think that virtually every store that has rifle ammo has .243 (probably .223 too) ... but .243 has been a hunting round for 50+ years, and so isn't as likely to be suddenly ... regulated

Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 10:55 PM (q9m86)

198 Posted by: Kratos

Woah, who the hell let him in?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM (KDq5l)

199 Rant.

OK, I don't do the public much. So a 10 day trip to S America was an eye opener.

People in Argentina are a lot more polite that here. There are NO thugs, AKA democrats with hip hop shit. Their kids don't cry or run around like unleashed dogs. It is America 1960, before everyone was only interested in themselves and no one else.

I get back to USA, flying out of Newark. I really wanted to puke. EVERYONE was rude. The TSA, the airline staff, the flight attendants.

MOSTLY the fucking people. When did we stop having any sense of politeness?

Why do people think I want to listen to them talk on their phone? Why do people that buy cheap tickets get upset when they have no space for their carry on. Grown men should not get upset over $50 for luggage.

Why do people go out in public looking like they just got out of jail, OK it was Newark, so many halve of them did just get out of jail.

Babies? So why can parents in S America keep their fucking kids quiet and no one in the USA can?

We are so boned. We are tolerating such anti social behavior that it feeds on it's self. He's an asshole, OK I'll be an asshole.

There are NO grown ups to stop this. Sure wouldn't want to be accused of racism or something because I told the thug to STFU.

I need to make more money and buy my own fucking plane.


Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM (wR+pz)

200 Hey lous a girl. Every time somebody posts a link take a drink.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM (+9AX9)

201 I'm going with discarded pig femurs as my go-to weapon.

Posted by: monolith fearing ape at December 29, 2012 10:57 PM (z9HTb)

202 Black Country Communion - The Great Divide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRt_BAHU5aM

Posted by: Robert at December 29, 2012 10:57 PM (LUnTP)

203 I have had waaay too much pie today. Which means I have eaten the correct amount of pie.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 10:57 PM (8sCoq)

204 Howdy, all.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 29, 2012 10:58 PM (kaalw)

205 Kratos, check yer e-mail.

How you feel about our "gifting" 20 F-16s to Egypt? Treasonous on Barky's behalf?

That jugeared bastard doesn't give a damn about gutting our military, but, by Allah, he's going to make sure the Muslim fucking Brotherhood can hurt those damned Joooooos.

*denouncing myself for wine consumption at a party with libs tonight*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 10:58 PM (UOM48)

206
I always wondered if Mike Judge thought Idiocracy was a comedy or a hauntingly accurate foretelling of America?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM (OWjjx)

I get the sneaky suspicion that Judge may actually be a conservative. Watch "The Goode Family" and you will see why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYo3lEQTiMY

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 10:59 PM (Zd/NW)

207
18-1 @ 189

The whole breeding thing was one of the points of "The Bell Curve".

I was 34 before I got married, and 38 before my first child was born. My idiot niece already has two children (8 and 3)and she is just 26.

I am enthused that my really smart niece is trying to have a baby (but she is already 26) and it might be their only child.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 10:59 PM (Md8Uo)

208 200 Hey lous a girl. Every time somebody posts a link commenttake a drink.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM (+9AX9)

*****

Tweaked it a little fer ya

I'm at 200 and counting, hic!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 10:59 PM (1OZSU)

209 "...the Jewish pro gun crew..."

Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:28 PM (jfSqj)

That would be me, my dad, and his cousin. And nevergiveup.

And that's it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 10:29 PM (GsoHv)




fucked it up,

here is the link and acronym

JPFO



http://jpfo.org/










there fixed it










Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 10:59 PM (jfSqj)

210 Guten abend, Horde.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 29, 2012 11:00 PM (Ai+tZ)

211 >Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM (wR+pz)


you're not alone in feeling this way

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:00 PM (8sCoq)

212 Give me a big enough pig femur to carve, and I'll rock your world!

Posted by: Archimedes, marital aid designer at December 29, 2012 11:00 PM (I88Jc)

213 A lot of good men served in Iraq and Afg from NV. If we could get one of these guys, it might make a difference. But we are sorta screwed with all the loser Ca folks flowing into NV.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 10:44 PM (adaoe)


The problem is that Nevada isn't importing the right people from California. My parents are looking to get a house in Nevada, and they are voting increasingly hardcore right wing these days. With all the empty housing, all Nevada has to do is import a bunch of right wing refugees and Reid is out on his keister.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 11:00 PM (Vk2pI)

214
M-14, M1911, and the short barrel 12ga covers all the necessary bases.

The rest is just enjoyable fluff.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2012 11:01 PM (SAMxH)

215 203 I have had waaay too much pie today. Which means I have eaten the correct amount of pie.
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 10:57 PM (8sCoq)

*****

Piker! Come back when you have pie coming out of yer pie hole!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:01 PM (1OZSU)

216 Billy Bob the 1%, agree.

This country has gone to hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 11:01 PM (UOM48)

217 So what about the 47% who still will not pay anything as they do not even come close to that 50K bottom on the chart. Their check will still go up.

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at December 29, 2012 11:01 PM (Ea64Y)

218 Revenge of the Sith is on SpikeTV right now. Fuck, I'm reminded of what a piece of crap is this film.

I can see George Lucas' secretary opening his office door and getting an eyeful of his fat, hairy anus while he squats over a FedEx box, dropping a real steamer inside and telling the poor woman to attach a note to the studio saying "here's the script, suckers".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2012 11:01 PM (NjJzM)

219 I would love to have an M14.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 29, 2012 11:01 PM (yh0zB)

220 Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 10:55 PM (q9m86)

Good point about the 7.62x39.

But...when, or if the shit hits the fan, dropping by your favorite gun store to pick up some brass and powder will be a thing of the past. You'll be scavenging burned out APCs and digging up craters to find ammo.

And that means military and LE calibers.

Hell, if it were up to me, we'd be shooting .22 Hornet and 30-06, my two favorite calibers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 11:02 PM (GsoHv)

221 Yeah, auslanders are fucking up Colorado too- hell it's already happened- this was a red state when I moved here in 2000- now it's all hippies and dopers and people from california and oregon

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:03 PM (8sCoq)

222 Posted by: DC in Towson at December 29, 2012 11:00 PM (Ai+tZ)

Are you left-handed?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 11:03 PM (GsoHv)

223 200 Hey lous a girl. Every time somebody posts a link take a drink.
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM (+9AX9)

Hey, how about everyone who is shitty to a ont girl, who got married and did not need your attitude, but Loves you anyway.

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 11:03 PM (adaoe)

224 I think I'm safe from total geekdom since I never got into Star Wars. I'm into Star Trek, but mainly TOS and some TNG. I never got into the Voyager, DS9, or Enterprise series other than occasional fapping to Jeri Ryan and Jolene Blalock.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 11:03 PM (wwsoB)

225 M-14, M1911, and the short barrel 12ga covers all the necessary bases.

The rest is just enjoyable fluff.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2012 11:01 PM (SAMxH)



this is a fact, but the ammo is heavy


so be in shape if you have to carry it

but for stay in place, perfet from zero to 1000 yards


Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 11:03 PM (jfSqj)

226 Robert!!!!

My BFF bought all 3 of Black Country Communion's albums based on my reco of your reco. He's a rock collector.

You should ask for a commission.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 11:04 PM (ccXZP)

227 Give me a big enough pig femur to carve, and I'll rock your world!


Damn femur grabbers! Always trying to get their hairless noses under the tent.

Posted by: monolithic ape at December 29, 2012 11:04 PM (z9HTb)

228 I didn't make it to last night's open thread, but I really liked the Spidergirl. Hopefully the next reboot is about her. I might actually watch it then.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 11:04 PM (NLjUW)

229 I was wrong to say 'tax the middle class'

we need to tax Mitt Romney's famous '47%'... those fuckers who aren't paying shit but are getting all the free shit


I believe every living soul who earns a wage should pay federal income tax


Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:05 PM (8sCoq)

230
Billy Bob @ 199

Yeah, I fly a lot lately, and you can tell when it's a business flight (certain times of the day) and when it's full of "normal people" traveling.

Most regular business travelers are fairly polite, more "normal" travelers are a mess. Yeah, and people dress like slobs, too.


I was on a long international flight home to the US a few months ago, and sat near the back of the plane. When I walked out (nearly last one), it was unbelievable what a mess the rest of the passengers had made of the plane. It was a pig sty.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 11:06 PM (Md8Uo)

231 Damn femur grabbers! Always trying to get their hairless noses under the tent.
Posted by: monolithic ape at December 29, 2012 11:04 PM (z9HTb)

*****

For concealed carry, consider lemur femurs.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:06 PM (1OZSU)

232 Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM

Don't be too effusive in your praise of Argentinians. Cristina Kirchner-Fernandez is Obama with Tits and she's run the economy into ruin. Yet she still gets better approval ratings than Obullshit

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 11:06 PM (wwsoB)

233 I believe every living soul who earns a wage should pay federal income tax




Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:05 PM (8sCoq)

Like the SCOAMF said, you gotta have skin in the game.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2012 11:06 PM (dKV5k)

234 hey kids,

I'm seriously multi-tasking, don't think I'll get back today.


be safe, hug those you love


maybe Andy will post his Guns and Hunting thread tomorrow nad we can hash out the merits of .221 fireball and .410 guage





taters!










.

Posted by: Jake in ID at December 29, 2012 11:07 PM (jfSqj)

235 My husband enjoyed showing an actual Marine Corps (Corpse) K-bar to his lib brothers and b-i-l. He made a point of showing them the area where the K-Bar can become a bayonett on a rifle, since C-I-C General Barry Hussein McFuckbrain said we no longer use bayonetts. You should have seen the fear of the K-Bar in the libs' faces. What a bunch of worthless pussies. Yet, these are our wanna be "Betters."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 11:09 PM (UOM48)

236 I have all the gun bases covered. Now the ammo is a problem. A gun with no ammo is a good hammer.

I have a uzi and a SW 9mm so thinking some 9 mm ammo is the ticket, BUT I also have this.

http://tinyurl.com/354hud

Plus this.


http://tinyurl.com/75t9g6


They both use the same ammo and they both have big clips, the PS90 a 50 round clip and the FN5.7 a 20 round clip.

Think I am going for the FN shit. No recoil and amour piercing ammo!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 11:09 PM (wR+pz)

237
The whole breeding thing was one of the points of "The Bell Curve".
***
Oh, the idea has been around for a while - it seems to have cropped up with the Progressive movement - see Oliver Wendell Holmes's comment in Buck v. Bell that the state can sterlize people against their will because "Three generations of imbeciles are enough".

The idea leads to repugnant actions when put into practice as both the Western and German Progressives showed.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2012 11:10 PM (AUeaU)

238 When tools of your surroundings are outlawed, only outlaws will have tools of your surroundings.
The issue is targeting information.
Follow the networks.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3ddunq
When only outlaws have a 4000 ft2 house w/ a gas stove, then....
Of course, then it shifts to their, um, kitchen knives... CFLs accidentally ingested... weird, a shovel did that?!?
Your niece has what prescriptions and females are no different than males, or w/e?

Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 11:10 PM (1V6Pv)

239 For concealed carry, consider lemur femurs.


Lemur femurs for all first-teamers!

Posted by: Grape Ape at December 29, 2012 11:10 PM (z9HTb)

240 I thought Obama was Cristina Kirchner-Fernandez with moobs?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2012 11:10 PM (jPVBi)

241 231 If I ever have a leg amputated, I'm going to insist that I get the ex-leg.

I want to make a war club out of the femur.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 11:10 PM (ccXZP)

242 >>>And, if they were honest, they would admit that every public school (private school to we in the civilized world) Brit took it up the ass a few times.

I dunno if CBD is still around but what exactly is the basis of this? I keep hearing it around the HQ but never anywhere else.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 11:10 PM (NLjUW)

243 The problem is that Nevada isn't importing the right people from California. My parents are looking to get a house in Nevada, and they are voting increasingly hardcore right wing these days.
Posted by: The Political Hat


Thanks for contrary note.

It gets a bit tiring to read how worthless CA conservatives are.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 11:11 PM (KDq5l)

244 @232

So true. The economy sucks, the people don't. I took about five grand in cash down there and could not spent it all.


They are boned too, but the unions don't know it, just the people working.


Sound familiar?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 11:12 PM (wR+pz)

245 Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 11:10 PM (NLjUW)

A bit of hyperbole, but there are many stories about how the elite British schools consider homosexuality to be perfectly reasonable and a bit of a rite of passage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2012 11:12 PM (GsoHv)

246 Yeah, I am drunk. Annd. Going to watch football with my sweetheart. Night, Love Ya, Mean It!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 29, 2012 11:13 PM (adaoe)

247 Don't forget me!

Posted by: zombie margaret sanger at December 29, 2012 11:13 PM (jPVBi)

248 The more i drink the better Biz Markie 2016 sounds.

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2012 11:13 PM (dzlPN)

249 243 >> It gets a bit tiring to read how worthless CA conservatives are.

It probably gets tiring being the tits on a male pitbull too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 11:13 PM (ccXZP)

250 181
@132:"Seconded on the old Who. Troughton, T.Baker and McCoy. The old theme was the shit, too.

Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 10:37 PM (yBF/9)




Wait a second, I thought the old Who was Entwhistle, Daltrey, Townsend, and Moon....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 29, 2012 11:13 PM (kaalw)

251 Yoshi, buggering is a widely alledged practice in British schools--exactly how prevalent it is I don't know, but one would assume there is some basis in reality.

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 11:14 PM (FqcJu)

252
I'm watching the movie Che. What a freaking boring movie. Only a real commie like Steven Soderbergh would think anyone would be interested in the minutia of Guevera's life.

Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 11:14 PM (ymJbM)

253 231 If I ever have a leg amputated, I'm going to insist that I get the ex-leg.

I want to make a war club out of the femur.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 11:10 PM (ccXZP)






Or be like noted scoundrel Gen Daniel Sickles and donate your shattered and amputated leg to a museum and visit it every year on the anniversary of the amputation.

As a side note, Sickles is one hell of an interesting character in history. A real live Harry Flashman, but even more despicable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2012 11:14 PM (NjJzM)

254 It probably gets tiring being the tits on a male pitbull too.
Posted by: GnuBreed


I assume you live in CA as well because it's the only place that would allow your fetish.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 11:15 PM (KDq5l)

255
Yoshi, buggering is a widely alledged practice in British
schools--exactly how prevalent it is I don't know, but one would assume
there is some basis in reality.
___
We can really learn from our European betters can't we?

Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at December 29, 2012 11:15 PM (AUeaU)

256 Don't be too effusive in your praise of
Argentinians. Cristina Kirchner-Fernandez is Obama with Tits and she's
run the economy into ruin. Yet she still gets better approval ratings
than Obullshit



Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 11:06 PM (wwsoB)
Most likely because Argentinians don't expect anything any better than what they've got.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 29, 2012 11:16 PM (Ahxbg)

257 A bit of hyperbole, but there are many stories about how the elite
British schools consider homosexuality to be perfectly reasonable and a
bit of a rite of passage.


Preparation for an Officer rank in the Royal Navy, perhaps?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2012 11:16 PM (xKC/c)

258 Well, I'm drunk and off to bed. What a night. "Partying" with a bunch of Obama-worshiping libs.

I'm so proud I didn't kill anyone tonight.

Later, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 11:16 PM (UOM48)

259 Huh. Well that's kind of disturbing.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 11:16 PM (NLjUW)

260 Preparation for an Officer rank in the Royal Navy, perhaps?>>

Only when Rum and the Lash are included.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 11:17 PM (Y6HTt)

261 214
M-14, M1911, and the short barrel 12ga covers all the necessary bases.

The rest is just enjoyable fluff.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2012 11:01 PM (SAMxH)


Exactly. My response to the hand-wringing liberals who wonder why ordinary citizens should have access to military-grade weapons and ammo is, "If I'm going to spend my money and time on guns, why wouldn't I want military-grade weapons and ammo? If it's good enough for the Army and Marines, it's good enough for me."

(I left out the Navy and Air Force, since I don't currently have the funds for 5-inch guns and I don't have a pilot's license.)

Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

262 Why do people go out in public looking like they
just got out of jail, OK it was Newark, so many halve of them did just
get out of jail.

Babies? So why can parents in S America keep their fucking kids quiet and no one in the USA can?

We are so boned. We are tolerating such anti social behavior that it feeds on it's self. He's an asshole, OK I'll be an asshole.

There are NO grown ups to stop this. Sure wouldn't want to be accused of racism or something because I told the thug to STFU.

I need to make more money and buy my own fucking plane.




Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 10:56 PM (wR+pz)

My wife and I shake our heads every time we go out to do our shopping on Saturdays. We usually hit the grocery store at about 5pm, and the amount of people we see in their pajamas is fucking unbelievable. Almost as unbelievable was seeing teenagers and young adults in their pj's on Christmas Eve at our church's Midnight service.
But sadly, I saw this kind of behavior 20 years ago when a dj I worked with at a radio station would wear the same shirt every day for a week. Not washed, just picked up off the floor and put back on. By Friday, he had crumbs and shit on it from the previous week, and his sloppy attire was definitely a reflection on his sloppy work ethic.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 11:18 PM (Zd/NW)

263 I'm watching the movie Che. What a freaking boring movie. Only a real commie like Steven Soderbergh would think anyone would be interested in the minutia of Guevera's life.
Posted by: red at December 29, 2012 11:14 PM (ymJbM)





The first half of part 2 is 1.5 hours of Che shaking hands with old comrades in the Bolivian jungle. The second half is 10 minutes of Che shooting an M1 carbine up a hill.

On the plus side, it has a happy ending.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2012 11:18 PM (NjJzM)

264 Indeed. The new series is way over-orchestrated. It really takes you out of the fantasy world to have the score blasting emotional cues at you throughout the episode.


Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 29, 2012 10:49 PM

I've tried to watch the new stuff and get the same thing. Same deal with the production and design. Way too flashy for Who. Dr.Who is pretty silly and preposterous anyway, having CGI and a slick look and shit, doesn't suit the show. It reminds me of the Lost In Space movie. And who are these young kids they're casting as the Doctor? He should be some old or middle aged perve, lusting after the companion chick. Bah. Humbug.

Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 11:18 PM (yBF/9)

265 Adam Baldwin retweeted this laugher from Talking Points Memo;

ThinkProgress ‏@thinkprogress

Right wingers on twitter REALLY unhappy to learn that Obamacare is a big tax cut for the middle class. http://thkpr.gs/M8Mq5P #bestof12
Retweeted by Adam Baldwin



Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 11:18 PM (wwsoB)

266 Locate.
Get close.
KILL the enemy.
Or not, fag.
Waterboard the bitch first, if chance favors you. Find out what the scrunt is being told from DC, Chitown, SF, er, w/e.
But kill the enemy. Be green. The secret is staying angry.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 11:18 PM (1V6Pv)

267 220 CBD

"And that means military and LE calibers."


You are clearly correct about the LE calibers ... the only problem is, which one? They vary more than they did 50 years ago. .357/.38, .44M/.44spc, .40/.357Sig (will a 10mm fire .40?) ... 2 revolvers, 1 auto, 2 if you're willing to try 9mm. I'm inclined to stick with a .45 1911, and maybe see how well swapping in .38 Super, 9mm and other barrels (and magazines) work.

Military: 7.62 and 5.56 ... unless you're near a military base, the various Reserve units aren't likely to have much. They have the weapons, but not tens of thousands of rounds. Lugging around a 25mm is problematic ...

I'd rather have a reloading setup, various dies, primers, powder and a manual, ... and not waste a lot of brass. This may not be terribly mobile ... but it's a bit more mobile than 5000 rounds ( times 'n' calibers), and allows deals to be made ... which points me towards hunting calibers, like .243, .308, as well as the various military and LE calibers..

Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 11:19 PM (q9m86)

268 what the fuck?

Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 11:19 PM (yBF/9)

269 Okay, on the topic of public school buggery, I did exhume teh closet here: http://zimriel.blogspot.com/2012/02/ anyone-whos-done-time-at-british-public.html

Short version: you'll be disappointed :^P

(Either that or I just wasn't pretty enough.)

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 11:19 PM (QTHTd)

270 But kill the enemy. Be green. The secret is staying angry.
Posted by: Thorvald/i]

Hi Kilgore! Moby much?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 11:20 PM (KDq5l)

271 oh. it's fixed.

Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 11:20 PM (yBF/9)

272 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2012 10:58 PM (UOM4

Got it and answered!

As per your question, it isn't surprising to me that Obama would do this, given O's animosity and outright antagonism towards Israel. The main problem with the plane "gift" isn't so much the planes. Egypt's military, while large, is still rife with corruption and inefficiency particularly in their NCO ranks. Part of the reason for Egypt's early successes in the Yom Kippur war was that Saddat had some success in reforming the Egyptian military NCO corps. Ever since Egypt's defeat, the military never got back that quasi-edge they obtained under Saddat. Furthermore, IAF pilots are vastly superior to Egyptian pilots.

The problem is the planes will undoubtedly force Israel to consider Egypt's shiny new toys, (along with Morsi's, shall-we-say, less than warm attitude towards Israel), when planning allocation of military forces for 2013 and on. This may have not been so much of a problem in the past, but there's that little civil-war going on in Syria which could potentially draw the Israelis into an military response, esp if Assad's chemical toys get loosed.

2013 is not shaping up to be a good year for a multitude of reasons.

Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 11:20 PM (SOGo4)

273 239 For concealed carry, consider lemur femurs.Lemur femurs for all first-teamers!
Posted by: Grape Ape at December 29, 2012 11:10 PM (z9HTb)

*****

Not as much stopping power, but hides up real nice!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:20 PM (1OZSU)

274 >> I assume you live in CA as well because it's the only place that would allow your fetish.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 11:15 PM (KDq5l)
Er, not a fetish but an expression of the futility of being a conservative in CA. But sure, if it makes you happy, I'm a CA Moron (not really).

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 11:21 PM (ccXZP)

275 #97 CBD

And me, too!

Posted by: speedster1 at December 29, 2012 11:21 PM (yeM7r)

276 Dr. Who-Kildare? EXTERMINATE THE HISPANICS! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 11:22 PM (I88Jc)

277 Only when Rum and the Lash are included.

I remember Rum, but who posted as the Lash?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2012 11:22 PM (xKC/c)

278 Wait a second, I thought the old Who was Entwhistle, Daltrey, Townsend, and Moon....

Posted by: cthulhu at December 29, 2012 11:13 PM (kaalw)


Keith Moon regenerated into Kenney Jones ...

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 29, 2012 11:22 PM (Vk2pI)

279 @262

Don't get me wrong, I'll wear some permanent press khakis for three days or so.

Usually the smell of beer on them makes me wash them.


I don't know if you remember the story about German soldiers. NATO required them to change their underwear every week. That was thought of as a real improvement. Da Huh


Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 11:22 PM (wR+pz)

280 Going to look at a rescue dog tomorrow, she's a one year old Puggle that has spent her life in a puppy mill. If she comes home with us, and I got a feelin she will, it will be the luckiest day of her life.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:23 PM (l86i3)

281
Obamacare a taxcut for the Middle Class?

What witchcraft is this? Do they think we are that innumerate? Unless they are calling a family of four that makes 30 grand a year "Middle Class".

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 11:23 PM (Md8Uo)

282 269 BTH

Link not working ...

Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 11:23 PM (q9m86)

283 @270
Lemur femurs at 6 paces?
T.O.Y.S., or defeat. Yeah, I guess, you may be a subway conductor, full union benefits, lifetime orthodontia for your 2nd cousin's illegal niece, at taxpayer expense, but who loves....

Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 11:24 PM (1V6Pv)

284 And always wear your hair in its combat ponytail. I learned that in the Bicycle Seat Sniffers Rangers.

Posted by: killmore snout at December 29, 2012 11:24 PM (jPVBi)

285 Obamacare a taxcut for the Middle Class?

What witchcraft is this? Do they think we are that innumerate? Unless they are calling a family of four that makes 30 grand a year "Middle Class".
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at December 29, 2012 11:23 PM (Md8Uo)

We did the math, 8K right up a hogs ass.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:24 PM (l86i3)

286 Arb: cut out the space. I don't use tinyurl unless I'm trollin'.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 29, 2012 11:25 PM (QTHTd)

287 Fighting her, even if it means losing is the only thing that matters. We lose nothing in opposition. We only lose if we give up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2012 10:47 PM

I'm through with hope that more than 49 percent of America will get a clue, and that's all it is.. hope

When you think there's still a chance, you're the one who's devastated when the miracle doesn't come through. America is now the alcoholic in denial, and will have to hit bottom before realizing that "somebody will fix it" isn't as assured as death and taxes.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 11:26 PM (wwsoB)

288 This may not be terribly mobile ... but it's a bit more mobile than 5000 rounds>>

I expect to be dead (if the American military turns against us) well before I get to the re loader (and yes I have one). And at that I'll quit.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 29, 2012 11:26 PM (Y6HTt)

289 >she's a one year old Puggle


wtf

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:27 PM (8sCoq)

290 'sup moar-ons?

Posted by: zeera at December 29, 2012 11:27 PM (lf14X)

291 BH: Thanks. It was the '%20' that needed to go ...

Posted by: Arbalest at December 29, 2012 11:28 PM (q9m86)

292 she's a one year old Puggle


wtf
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:27 PM (8sCoq)

Half pug half beagle.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:28 PM (l86i3)

293 Talking about the Che movie, anyone seen the Motorcycle Diaries? It was a Che hagiography of sorts but knowing various college-age socialist luminaries I could completely believe the movie's portrayal of him.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 11:28 PM (NLjUW)

294 I've tried to watch the new stuff and get the same
thing. Same deal with the production and design. Way too flashy for Who.
Dr.Who is pretty silly and preposterous anyway, having CGI and a slick
look and shit, doesn't suit the show. It reminds me of the Lost In Space
movie. And who are these young kids they're casting as the Doctor? He
should be some old or middle aged perve, lusting after the companion
chick. Bah. Humbug.

Posted by: otho at December 29, 2012 11:18 PM (yBF/9)

IIRC, The Doctor is getting younger with each regeneration. River Song said one time that as she was getting older, he was getting younger. Pretty soon the new Doctor will make Justin Beiber look like a middle aged man.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 11:28 PM (Zd/NW)

295 Timely advice for ALL morons-


Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.


Mark Twain

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:29 PM (1OZSU)

296 A pug and a beagle cross.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2012 11:29 PM (jPVBi)

297
Maybe some right winger with a shit ton of money like Adleson (spelling?) should start importing all the Coptic Christians from the mid east that are being slaughtered by the jihadis..... tell them they have to vote republican or they'll be deported back to the shithole they came from.... hell, throw in a free house to boot.... let's get that slimey f*ck Reid the hell out of the Senate!

Come on all you millionaire and billionare republicans.... start thowing around some of that f*ck you money you bastards are hoarding that we hear about from the left all the time...

*ahem* I also am available to move into a nice house in Vegas to vote out Harry (pederast) Reid....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 29, 2012 11:30 PM (kwieQ)

298 Grand Funk Railroad does Heartbreaker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06fbe9p7sI0

I can't find a reference that it is a remake of Led Zeppelin's song; the initial lyrics don't match at least. They did perform as Zep's warm up band in 1970 or so.

Their lead singer and guitarist, Mark Farner, went on to a solo career as a Christian musician among other efforts.

So endeth a rock history lesson.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 11:30 PM (ccXZP)

299 Half pug half beagle.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:28 PM (l86i3)

*****

Wouldn't that be a bugle?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:30 PM (1OZSU)

300 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:29 PM (1OZSU)

That coming from the guy that dressed like Colonel Sanders.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:30 PM (l86i3)

301 295 Timely advice for ALL morons-


Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.


Mark Twain
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:29 PM (1OZSU)


So we need to start wearing pants on the ONT? This place is getting all hoity-toity.

Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 11:31 PM (sdi6R)

302 Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 10:25 PM (SOGo4)

Kratos!! *Does happy dance* The world is finally coming back into balance.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 29, 2012 11:31 PM (wbeNt)

303 that's a funny looking dog


I always wanted to get a Rottweiler and call him Fang

his best bud would be a Chihuahua named Dr Philip Mendoza

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:31 PM (8sCoq)

304 Going to look at a rescue dog tomorrow, she's a one
year old Puggle that has spent her life in a puppy mill. If she comes
home with us, and I got a feelin she will, it will be the luckiest day
of her life.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:23 PM (l86i3)
Awwww...:-)

Posted by: antisocialist at December 29, 2012 11:33 PM (Ahxbg)

305 So we need to start wearing pants on the ONT? This place is getting all hoity-toity.

I will not comply.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 29, 2012 11:33 PM (xKC/c)

306 test

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:33 PM (1OZSU)

307 My boss and his wife have a dog that is half schnauzer and half pug. They call her a schnug.

Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 11:34 PM (sdi6R)

308 279
@262

Don't get me wrong, I'll wear some permanent press khakis for three days or so.

Usually the smell of beer on them makes me wash them.


I
don't know if you remember the story about German soldiers. NATO
required them to change their underwear every week. That was thought of
as a real improvement. Da Huh




Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at December 29, 2012 11:22 PM (wR+pz)

I have some micro fiber khakis that I can wear for over week, and the damn things never get dirty or smell. BUT, this guy would wear a shirt that he spilled his food on, constantly. So by the end of the week, it was covered in food. And he ate constantly. He was the morning DJ, and he was never asked by the salespeople to do paid appearances because of his appearance.

Wearing a 5 day old shirt on a body that hasn't showered in 24 hours doesn't make for a pleasant experience in a confined radio control room.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 11:35 PM (Zd/NW)

309 We already have one. She's a doll, sweetest dog I have ever had.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:35 PM (l86i3)

310 That coming from the guy that dressed like Colonel Sanders.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:30 PM (l86i3)

*****

Colonel Sanders? You lost me there OSP, aka JJaoALaoA

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:35 PM (1OZSU)

311 I inherited my mom's dog when she passed away - he's a schnoodle-beagle. Not THAT'S a funny lookin' dog.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 29, 2012 11:35 PM (Ahxbg)

312 Hoity Toity?

Here's a montage of "The Thin Blue Line's" Inspector Grim:

http://youtu.be/8HNxiJize44

Posted by: derit at December 29, 2012 11:36 PM (I88Jc)

313
Time for the old folk. Another 6" to remove tomorrow after the 11" we got Thursday. Made up the shortage in 2 days.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2012 11:36 PM (SAMxH)

314 Colonel Sanders? You lost me there OSP, aka JJaoALaoA
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:35 PM (1OZSU)

The guy on the Kentucky fried Chicken Box. God you people make me feel old.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:36 PM (l86i3)

315 I do have to say this for the British, I enjoy the programming on BBC America far more than most fare I find on the menu.

If BBC America were available on more cable networks and not so far down the menu, Piers Morgan would be beaten in the ratings by guys eating spiders, cooking reality shows, and Top Gear reruns

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 11:37 PM (wwsoB)

316
Yes lads, that buggery thing is a rite of passage for many your British boys, but I'll have you know a cock has never graced my lips.

Posted by: Charles, Prince of Wales at December 29, 2012 11:38 PM (ndqJC)

317 Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 11:37 PM (wwsoB)

I really liked Copper. Is it coming back?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:38 PM (l86i3)

318 Eat bread.
Watch TV.
Become a slave.
w/e.
You may survive. Or, you may become a slave. Less bread, less TV, but still wut you like, bitch.
Or, be a man. Or a Spartan woman. http://preview.tinyurl.com/dycdh56
The world is Sparta. You may not have figured that out, yet, testosterone-challenged feel-good orifices. Only Spartan women give birth to real men, on a greater than 25% chance. (Do the combinatorics, dud-shooter).

Posted by: Thorvald at December 29, 2012 11:38 PM (1V6Pv)

319 That lesbian story is scary shit..... the state is effectively eliminating any future sperm donations of any kind..... ever. Frankly, it wouldn't be worth the risk for any man to donate ever again.... contract or no contract. The woman with reproductive problems are gonna be pissed about this shit.... I predict angry angry bitter women to be on the rise as a percentage of the population. Bad. Very bad.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 29, 2012 11:38 PM (kwieQ)

320 Did OSP really lose someone else referencing Colonel Sanders?

Great balls of fire.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 29, 2012 11:39 PM (NLjUW)

321 Yes lads, that buggery thing is a rite of passage for many your British boys, but I'll have you know a cock has never graced my lips.
Posted by: Charles, Prince of Wales at December 29, 2012 11:38 PM (ndqJC)

How about your ass, chuck.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:39 PM (l86i3)

322 OSP- I just didn't make the connection between Mark Twain and Colonel Sanders. My bad. Of course I know who Col. Sanders was. Met my first wife (bless her heart) at a KFC. I moved on. She didn't.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:39 PM (1OZSU)

323 >My boss and his wife have a dog that is half schnauzer and half pug. They call her a schnug.

Posted by: rickl at December 29, 2012 11:34 PM (sdi6R)

call it a panzer

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:40 PM (8sCoq)

324 315
I do have to say this for the British, I enjoy the programming on BBC America far more than most fare I find on the menu.

If
BBC America were available on more cable networks and not so far down
the menu, Piers Morgan would be beaten in the ratings by guys eating
spiders, cooking reality shows, and Top Gear reruns



Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2012 11:37 PM (wwsoB)

Their SciFi shows are usually top notch, and actually done with adults in mind instead of always throwing in Someadorablekid and Fuzzycutelittlealienbuddy for the kiddos.
I highly recommend "The In-Betweeners". It is what British morons would be like as teenagers.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 29, 2012 11:41 PM (Zd/NW)

325 Get in now.

Posted by: The Angry Bitter Lesbian ETF at December 29, 2012 11:41 PM (to2MA)

326 Divide and conquer, Sparta!

Posted by: Phillip of Maced on ya at December 29, 2012 11:42 PM (I88Jc)

327 319
That lesbian story is scary shit..... the state is effectively
eliminating any future sperm donations of any kind..... ever. Frankly,
it wouldn't be worth the risk for any man to donate ever again....
contract or no contract. The woman with reproductive problems are gonna
be pissed about this shit.... I predict angry angry bitter women to be
on the rise as a percentage of the population. Bad. Very bad.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 29, 2012 11:38 PM (kwieQ)

When did the percentage ever drop?

Posted by: MrCaniac, denouncing himself at December 29, 2012 11:42 PM (Zd/NW)

328 call it a panzer
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:40 PM (8sCoq)

*****

Nice!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:43 PM (1OZSU)

329
314 Colonel Sanders? You lost me there OSP, aka JJaoALaoA Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:35 PM (1OZSU) The guy on the Kentucky fried Chicken Box. God you people make me feel old.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:36 PM (l86i3)


Clearly dealing with a Popeye's Chicken fan.

Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2012 11:43 PM (GULKT)

330 Tom Baker was the best Doctor. I like Smith though, but the constant CGI gets annoying.

The cat video of the year isn't on there (cat barking like a dog), so shenanigans.

Also that guy running away from the motorboat mama has a screw loose, but maybe (checks the number/letter listed) he's holding out for a bigger, better sized motorboatee.

Posted by: CAC at December 29, 2012 11:43 PM (4RTVc)

331 >>>326 Divide and conquer, Sparta!
Posted by: Phillip of Maced on ya at December 29, 2012 11:42 PM (I88Jc)


Wait, what?

Posted by: Leonidas at December 29, 2012 11:43 PM (to2MA)

332
Believe it or not, I got pregnant riding my Swarovski Crystal sybian.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell's Cooter at December 29, 2012 11:44 PM (ndqJC)

333 Love that chicken from Popeye's!





(sung to the tune of "Love that chicken from Popeye's")

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:44 PM (1OZSU)

334 I once bred a bulldog with a shih tzu.


We called it a bullshit.

Posted by: MrCaniac, climbing into the barrel at December 29, 2012 11:45 PM (Zd/NW)

335 Oh and thanks a ton, asshats that voted for Obama.
I don't even make a ton of money but my tax hike alone just adds on top of the hospital bills for my upcoming surgery, so that's just swell.

May your tires run flat, your pubic lice bite off more than they should chew, and may you all drive suzukis.

Posted by: CAC at December 29, 2012 11:45 PM (4RTVc)

336 (sung to the tune of "Love that chicken from Popeye's")
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:44 PM (1OZSU)

I went there when they had Livers and Gizzards. They stopped, Dammit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:45 PM (l86i3)

337 "Dumbasses. You voted for him. Take a powder." - Thread Author

Two problems w/ this. The first is the assumption that almost anyone who voted for Obama would even be reading this. It's gone from preaching to the choir to insulting the choir because no one who's not in the choir is even listening.

The second is the idea that anyone under 250/200 thousand is even going to blame Obama, when he travels the Country after Jan 1 shouting to anyone who will listen "I'll lower taxes on the 98% today, if the Republicans will get it to my desk today!"

We're never going to win a national election again, until we develop a fact and evidence based electoral strategy. Part of that is seeing how other people see us. I understand your frustration, but try to get out more and your points will be better.

Posted by: trickamsterdam at December 29, 2012 11:46 PM (uTBHY)

338 I just watched the first part of media bloopers, and all I have to say is

Pick a Dick.

(this is a line best delivered by a female)

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 11:46 PM (ccXZP)

339
334 I once bred a bulldog with a shih tzu. We called it a bullshit.
Posted by: MrCaniac, climbing into the barrel at December 29, 2012 11:45 PM (Zd/NW)


And then your buddy killed an owl with champagne bottle cork right?

Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2012 11:46 PM (GULKT)

340 Oh shit. McCaniac is in for a stomping.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 29, 2012 11:47 PM (kwieQ)

341 And then your buddy killed an owl with champagne bottle cork right?

Posted by: buzzion at December 29, 2012 11:46 PM (GULKT)

Nice pair of hooters you got there.

Posted by: Harry Dunn at December 29, 2012 11:48 PM (Zd/NW)

342 My dog is an Ottoman shepherd.


part Australian shepherd, part living room furniture.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:48 PM (1OZSU)

343 Four fucking grand more. Fucking assholes.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 29, 2012 11:49 PM (OjQYm)

344 I miss my brit TV. No Monty Python or Benny Hill (RIP) here in China. They do show the stupid commie brit shows on cable though!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 29, 2012 11:49 PM (JN+zV)

345
Having an infected FUPA is reason enough not to testify before any Congressional committee.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at December 29, 2012 11:49 PM (ndqJC)

346 Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2012 11:46 PM (ccXZP)

Watched the whole thing, Yeah, that one made me laugh. But there was many good ones. In our little town we call our news the Amateur half hour, it's funnier than it is informative.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:49 PM (l86i3)

347 part Australian shepherd, part living room furniture.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:48 PM (1OZSU)


LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:49 PM (l86i3)

348
Kathleen Sebelius at December 29, 2012 11:49 PM

With the bitch having a concussion she can claim she cann't remember a thing.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 11:53 PM (+9AX9)

349 I feared for my life at a New Orleans Popeye's outlet once back in the day. Mardi Gras, costumes, psycho date, late night munchies, wrong part of town. Ended better than it could have.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 29, 2012 11:53 PM (1OZSU)

350 Spoke too soon--got a young 'un who swallowed some Buckyballs--fun times for the parents when I mentioned possibility of the OR...

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 29, 2012 11:54 PM (FqcJu)

351 No seriously. Did they think through this whole all you can drink rum drink thing?

Posted by: blaster at December 29, 2012 11:55 PM (dzlPN)

352 We have a nice collection of lemurs at the San Francisco Zoo. I find them completely adorable. Would that I could jump in their pen with them. Alas, that would find me soon ejected from the environs, and deservedly so. Their eyes are things of beauty. I often wonder how they survive out there by the beach. Must be damned cold.

Posted by: navybrat at December 29, 2012 11:56 PM (BzGtc)

353 Kratos!! *Does happy dance* The world is finally coming back into balance.

Thanks , but the world unfortunately isn't coming to a balance and even if it was, the scales aren't tilting back toward us. So many missed opportunities...

If all these domestic messes are going to cripple us, imagine all the foreign policy issues that are going to plague us for years, maybe decades to come. The only possible upside is that our decline will force our allies to reconsider their own defense needs and not solely depend on the US (like Japan).

Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 11:56 PM (SOGo4)

354 >With the bitch having a concussion she can claim she cann't remember a thing.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 29, 2012 11:53 PM (+9AX9)


plus the hemorrhoids- so she can't talk out her ass either

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:56 PM (8sCoq)

355 SINGAPORE — A 23-year-old Indian woman who was gang-raped and severely beaten on a bus in New Delhi died Saturday at a Singapore hospital.


How any American woman can tolerate any movement even remotely related to a third world shitbag country is beyong me.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:58 PM (l86i3)

356 seen on Twitter


'The only State Dept. official who lost his job over Benghazi was Ambassador Stevens'

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:59 PM (8sCoq)

357
plus the hemorrhoids- so she can't talk out her ass either
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:56 PM (8sCoq)


She'll just do that with a lisp.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:59 PM (l86i3)

358
'The only State Dept. official who lost his job over Benghazi was Ambassador Stevens'
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:59 PM (8sCoq)


That's a lot of disgust in very few words.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 30, 2012 12:01 AM (l86i3)

359 yup

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 30, 2012 12:02 AM (8sCoq)

360
I'm still puzzled by the Rose Law firm billing records found in the White House?

Posted by: Hillary Cliton at December 30, 2012 12:02 AM (ndqJC)

361 357 plus the hemorrhoids- so she can't talk out her ass either Posted by: Jones in CO at December 29, 2012 11:56 PM (8sCoq) She'll just do that with a lisp.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 29, 2012 11:59 PM (l86i3)



And a faint whiff of...er...corruption.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:02 AM (1OZSU)

362
Hillary Clinton is my choice for president in '16.

Posted by: Meggy McCain at December 30, 2012 12:02 AM (ndqJC)

363 "How any American woman can tolerate any movement..."

Have editors publicly demurred from sending future Laura Logans into future Egypts?

Posted by: PBS, licking BBC's sophisticated nuts at December 30, 2012 12:03 AM (I88Jc)

364 Yeah, it's a good thing that gangraping doesn't happen in a civilised city like Philadelphia - http://tinyurl.com/bm8cmg8

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 30, 2012 12:03 AM (QTHTd)

365 Yeah, it's a good thing that gangraping doesn't happen in a civilised city like Philadelphia - http://tinyurl.com/bm8cmg8
Posted by: boulder hobo at December 30, 2012 12:03 AM (QTHTd)


Did you not see where I wrote third world?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 30, 2012 12:04 AM (l86i3)

366 OK, I'm unreasonably upset now. I need to drink then sleep. Later coolios.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 30, 2012 12:07 AM (l86i3)

367 Hasta lambada OSP etc.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:07 AM (1OZSU)

368 This man doesn't know what a douchebag he is;

Deport me? If America won't change its crazy gun laws... I may deport myself says Piers Morgan

http://tinyurl.com/cte2cyt

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2012 12:08 AM (wwsoB)

369 Looking at France’s wealth tax, the court said that unrealized gains couldn’t be included in assessing the tax because it ignores the requirement to take into account a payer’s ability to meet his obligations.

They wanted to tax "unrealized gains" ... OMG

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 30, 2012 12:09 AM (e8kgV)

370 Deport me? If America won't change its crazy gun laws... I may deport myself says Piers Morgan

http://tinyurl.com/cte2cyt

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2012 12:08 AM (wwsoB)
-----------------------------------------------------------
AMF Piers. Please let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 30, 2012 12:11 AM (jucos)

371 Unrealized gains means whatever they want. Or, more precisely, whatever they NEED it to be.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2012 12:12 AM (BzGtc)

372 Well this is a depressing thread. I was already depressed about the state we're in, and then saw this.
So what are people doing for New Year's Eve?

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:12 AM (VthfI)

373 Well folks, my back is still killing me so I'm off to spend some quality time with a heating pad. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 30, 2012 12:13 AM (yh0zB)

374 So what are people doing for New Year's Eve>>
Seppuku?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 12:14 AM (Y6HTt)

375 >Well this is a depressing thread. I was already depressed about the state we're in, and then saw this.

So what are people doing for New Year's Eve?

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:12 AM (VthfI)


my answer would only depress you more

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 30, 2012 12:14 AM (8sCoq)

376 So what are people doing for New Year's Eve?
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:12 AM (VthfI)

*****

Potato cannon at 10 o'clock and early to bed.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:14 AM (1OZSU)

377 Seppuku?
I hate math puzzles!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2012 12:15 AM (jPVBi)

378 Posted by: Kratos at December 29, 2012 11:56 PM (SOGo4)

Well...yes...but at least we get to share the entire miserable thing with *you*. And that makes all the difference.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 30, 2012 12:15 AM (wbeNt)

379
"There is nothing wrong with higher education that cannot be solved by burning down the universities and hanging all the professors."


- H. L. Mencken


Sorry. Just read this in a comments page somewhere else on the internetz... it brought a laugh out loud kind of happiness to me. Thought I'd share.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 30, 2012 12:15 AM (kwieQ)

380 Rejoice for:

A sane mother will do everything to protect her child.

A sane father will protect both.

Governments that what to survive will recognize these eternal truths.

Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 12:16 AM (I88Jc)

381 NYE, staying home. Safest place to be.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2012 12:16 AM (BzGtc)

382 ugh, what=want

Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 12:16 AM (I88Jc)

383 377 Seppuku?I hate math puzzles!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2012 12:15 AM (jPVBi)

*****

Just make sure to slice across all rows, all columns and all 3X3 squares.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:17 AM (1OZSU)

384 I kind of figured the responses to my New Year's Eve question would be sad. I've got a couple of bottles of champagne here in my apartment. Seems a waste to let them sit here. But there has to be some reason to celebrate. I'm not seeing a good reason to pop the cork.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:18 AM (VthfI)

385 Just make sure to slice across all rows, all columns and all 3X3 squares.
But if I cut anything important off, I won't be able to add up the numbers.
:^(

Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2012 12:19 AM (jPVBi)

386
Deport me? If America won't change its crazy gun laws... I may deport myself says Piers Morgan


Give me a call. I'll buy you a one way ticket and you give me your passport.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 30, 2012 12:19 AM (+9AX9)

387 I kind of figured the responses to my New Year's Eve question would be
sad. I've got a couple of bottles of champagne here in my apartment.
Seems a waste to let them sit here. But there has to be some reason to
celebrate. I'm not seeing a good reason to pop the cork.


Every day is one day less of the JEF.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2012 12:19 AM (xKC/c)

388 Seppuku?
I hate math puzzles!>>

Yeah I can't ever remember whether it's

Up,Down,Left, Right
Left, Right,Up,Down
Up,Down, Right,Left
Left, Right,Up,Down

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 12:19 AM (Y6HTt)

389 384 I kind of figured the responses to my New Year's Eve question would be sad.

*****

Dude- it's a cannon- and it shoots potatoes- nothing sad about that!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:20 AM (1OZSU)

390 Back! Sorry for jumping in with my own shit, but had another Tale of the Supermarket, yesterday afternoon. 5 pm, rush hour at Safeway. Fuckin' white trash baby momma (sans baby) using 8 different coupons, EBT card, what-the-fuck-have-you. The people behind her back out of line when they see what's up, but I, as usual, figure this is gonna be better than the 6 deep lines elsewhere. WRONG! Holy hell. Each transaction takes for fucking ever. Already had my stuff loaded on the belt, so I stayed, and gave the glare. She looked totally upright and able-bodied to me, albeit morbidly obese. Why can't people feed their own GD kids, anymore? Oh, and BTW, the last 6 transactions were for 8 each of strained baby foods. Which would have cost about 5% of the price if she had just bought real food and mashed it up. Oh for fuck's sake.

Sorry. Had to get it out! Thank God I didn't follow her out to her Escalade, like last time this happened to me. I can imagine that she climbed into her beater Tercel. Yeah.

Posted by: kalneva at December 30, 2012 12:20 AM (S+/pH)

391 New Year's Eve is a Monday. I will treat it accordingly.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 30, 2012 12:20 AM (8sCoq)

392 Well, the positive news is to take away from the last week is -- the Mayans were wrong. The world is still here.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:20 AM (VthfI)

393 362

Hillary Clinton is my choice for president in '16.


Posted by: Meggy McCain at December 30, 2012 12:02 AM (ndqJC)

That would make Billy Jeff the "First Gentleman" and Webb Hubbell the "First Baby Daddy".

Posted by: MrCaniac, I want Billy Jeff and Webb on Maury at December 30, 2012 12:22 AM (Zd/NW)

394 So what are people doing for New Year's Eve?


Drinking Samuel Adams Lager, watching The Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy, watching college football (when not watching TTZ), and when the games are finished, more Twilight Zone!! I'm just livin' the dream baby!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at December 30, 2012 12:22 AM (1mrgJ)

395 .The world is still here.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:20 AM (VthfI)

I woulda been fine with a nice fat SMOD

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 30, 2012 12:22 AM (8sCoq)

396 We're headed out to go dancing to a good band that we're friends with.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 30, 2012 12:22 AM (+9AX9)

397 "I'm not seeing a good reason to pop the cork."

Previous generations, while afforded more leeward from fewer burdens of exaggerated technological immediacy, would scoff.

Who's drinking?

http://youtu.be/CpmDAu_47OE

Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 12:23 AM (I88Jc)

398 Yeah, it's a good thing that gangraping doesn't happen in a civilised city like Philadelphia - http://tinyurl.com/bm8cmg8
Posted by: boulder hobo at December 30, 2012 12:03 AM (QTHTd)


Amateurs!

Posted by: Detroit at December 30, 2012 12:23 AM (Vk2pI)

399 Well, the positive news is to take away from the last week is -- the Mayans were wrong. The world is still here.
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:20 AM (VthfI)

Positive? I was hoping for the rapture, myself. Even though I wouldn't be exactly one of the "chosen".

Posted by: kalneva at December 30, 2012 12:24 AM (S+/pH)

400 New Years Eve is amatuer night. Stay in. It is just another night when you reach my age.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 30, 2012 12:24 AM (jucos)

401 A well slung tater can kill someone!

Ban Taters I say! (Sarc)

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 30, 2012 12:25 AM (JN+zV)

402 I kind of figured the responses to my New Year's Eve question would be sad.
>>

Hell have a good new years and throw a party for people that will say this "Hold my Beer and Watch this"

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 12:25 AM (Y6HTt)

403 394 - that's actually a good idea -- a Twilight Zone marathon. Maybe I'll do that on New Year's Eve. The little one is sleeping over at a friend's house. Why, I won't know what to do with myself in a quiet apartment. That might be a good idea.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:26 AM (VthfI)

404 For no damn reason whatsoever, Screaming Trees:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwNdLjqaMLs

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2012 12:26 AM (xKC/c)

405 When they outlaw taters, only outlaws will have taters.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:27 AM (1OZSU)

406 CBD @ 178: Best to have a boomstick that eats the same food as dot-gov.

Posted by: butch at December 30, 2012 12:27 AM (nK2Sx)

407 370
Deport me? If America won't change its crazy gun laws... I may deport myself says Piers Morgan



http://tinyurl.com/cte2cyt



Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2012 12:08 AM (wwsoB)

-----------------------------------------------------------

AMF Piers. Please let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 30, 2012 12:11 AM (jucos)

I'm thinking Piers may have been told that his contract won't be renewed. His "multiyear" contract began in January 2011, so "multiyear" may mean 2 years, and with the turnover at the top of CNN, they may want to make a clean break with him.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 12:27 AM (Zd/NW)

408 No math or math-related activity of any kind in seppuku. If the numbers offend thee, use nine different-colored buttons.

Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:28 AM (ptlfZ)

409 Truck Monkey, I think you are younger than I, and I haven't celebrated New Years, nor have stayed up 'til midnight, since 2000. I was in my thirties, then. Over-rated.

Posted by: kalneva at December 30, 2012 12:28 AM (S+/pH)

410 When they outlaw taters, only outlaws will have taters.>>

They'll outlaw high capacity tater salad in a black bowl first.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 12:28 AM (Y6HTt)

411 397 -- why did I click on that link? What the hell was that?

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:29 AM (VthfI)

412 It is hard to get excited about New Year's Eve when your idea of a good time is to be in bed by 9pm.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2012 12:29 AM (BzGtc)

413 Newark Mayor Cory Booker Plans for National Domination

In 2004, a little known Illinois State Senator ran for the U. S. Senate. They seat was being vacated by Republican Peter Fitzgerald, who, though not unpopular, quite due to disgust with the local Republican Party leadership. The Republican candidate to replace Fitzgerald was Jack Ryan, whose candidacy imploded due to leaks from sealed divorce records. Combined with a well received speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, Barack Obama, a state Senator without any real accomplishments, was able to launch himself into the Presidency. Today, we have the same fair warning about another far-left extremist who could nonetheless appeal to the majority of voters: Newark Mayor Cory Booker.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1026

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 30, 2012 12:29 AM (Vk2pI)

414 Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:28 AM (ptlfZ)

That's a really cool idea. I wonder if my younger kids might like that instead of the numbers.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 30, 2012 12:30 AM (wbeNt)

415
kalneva at December 30, 2012 12:28 AM
nor have stayed up 'til midnight

YOU LIE!!!!!!

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 30, 2012 12:30 AM (+9AX9)

416 For no damn reason whatsoever, Screaming Trees:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwNdLjqaMLs

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2012 12:26 AM (xKC/c)


Why did I immediately think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VThQr8fDiLA

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 30, 2012 12:31 AM (Vk2pI)

417 412 -- I hear you about that. 9:00 PM bedtimes are long gone.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:32 AM (VthfI)

418 Oh. Yeah. I meant stayed up until midnight on NYE!

Posted by: kalneva at December 30, 2012 12:32 AM (S+/pH)

419 Why did I immediately think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VThQr8fDiLA


Because you like to laugh at idiots?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2012 12:32 AM (xKC/c)

420 I don't know, but accordions played by wholesome girls skating around old farts brings me joy.


Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 12:33 AM (I88Jc)

421 So what are people doing for New Year's Eve?

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:12 AM (VthfI)



Mrs and I will get Outback takeout. Get a movie, watch about 1/2 of it, she will fall asleep, I turn on the Chik Fil A Bowl, then turn on Dick Clark's New Years Eve, pop a bottle of champagne, wake up the Mrs, toast, then she falls back asleep, I go back to drinking beer.


Important safety tip for those going out on New Years Eve from a friend of mine who is a State Trooper. When you are on a divided highway at night, stay in the right lane, do not stay in the passing lane. He told me almost every drunk driver fatality he sees are from the drunk going down the road in the wrong direction without his headlights on. By the time you see him/her, it's too late.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 12:33 AM (Zd/NW)

422 Sudoku's a great game. I get depressed by the number of folks who like other games who don't try it because "they don't like math." Letters A-I works, as does any group of nine different things.

My apologies to the anyone offended by my use of the number nine.

Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:33 AM (ptlfZ)

423 Or the word "number."

Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:35 AM (ptlfZ)

424 421 - driving or riding in a car on New Years Eve totally freaks me out. I'm going to be out for at least a few hours that night but have to come home around 10:30. I hope there aren't any drunk assholes driving then.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:36 AM (VthfI)

425 I was right, brandy would make tonight much better...

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 30, 2012 12:36 AM (FqcJu)

426 Sudoku's a great game. I get depressed by the number of folks who like other games who don't try it because "they don't like math." Letters A-I works, as does any group of nine different things.

My apologies to the anyone offended by my use of the number nine.

Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:33 AM (ptlfZ)


BURN THE MATH WITCH!!1!`!~eleventy!!1!

Posted by: Obama Voter at December 30, 2012 12:37 AM (Vk2pI)

427 422 Sudoku's a great game. I get depressed by the number of folks who like other games who don't try it because "they don't like math." Letters A-I works, as does any group of nine different things.

*****

Mrs. Muldoon I both do Sudoku's at bedtime. It actually is better than counting sheep if you have trouble drifting off. Give it a try.

I'm thinking of using photos of the SCOTUS justices instead of numbers.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:37 AM (1OZSU)

428 425 I was right, brandy would make tonight much better...
Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 30, 2012 12:36 AM (FqcJu)

*****

What was the outcome of the bucky ball ingestion? Wait or OR?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:38 AM (1OZSU)

429 Here is Led Zeppelin II in full; I don't feel guilty in posting
the link as I have all Zep's albums through Physical Graffiti:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kQWiAOaA9c

Volume should be set at '11'.

May all the Morons have a better New Year. Everyone else can suck my dick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2012 12:39 AM (ccXZP)

430 :=^(

Posted by: andycanuck at December 30, 2012 12:39 AM (jPVBi)

431 I almost forgot - the mighty Badgers are in the Rose Bowl. Go Wisconsin! Maybe I'll watch the game on New Year's Day.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:40 AM (VthfI)

432 Photos are an excellent idea, Seamus. You could also use representative photos of nine oppressed groups.

Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:41 AM (ptlfZ)

433 424
421 - driving or riding in a car on New Years Eve totally freaks me out.
I'm going to be out for at least a few hours that night but have to
come home around 10:30. I hope there aren't any drunk assholes driving
then.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:36 AM (VthfI)

Plenty of drunks out at noon on a Monday. I meet my mom for lunch every week, and at one of the places we eat there are always a group of older women having a few glasses of wine with lunch, and these are big glasses of wine, and women in their 60's and 70's. Working with and having alcoholics in my family opened my eyes as to how many drunks are on the road at 10am.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 12:41 AM (Zd/NW)

434 almost every drunk driver fatality he sees are from the drunk going down the road in the wrong direction without his headlights on. By the time you see him/her, it's too late.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 12:33 AM (Zd/NW)


We actually had this happen to us a year or two ago. Scary shit! Lucky hubby had his wits about him, and we got in the right lane in time! I don't know how you could possibly be that drunk. Oh, wait. People are stupid, even without the alcohol and darkness. So not really that surprising.

Posted by: kalneva at December 30, 2012 12:41 AM (S+/pH)

435 431 I almost forgot - the mighty Badgers are in the Rose Bowl. Go Wisconsin! Maybe I'll watch the game on New Year's Day.
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:40 AM (VthfI)

*****

Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no steenking Badgers!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:42 AM (1OZSU)

436 432 Photos are an excellent idea, Seamus. You could also use representative photos of nine oppressed groups.
Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:41 AM (ptlfZ)

*****

Or nine endangered species?



Like taters?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:43 AM (1OZSU)

437 The coming year brings me a little closer to seeing my nieces and nephews rebel against their liberal parents as teens.

Chunky Mariah Carey's "Auld Lang Syne":

http://youtu.be/Aop6YF1Xqqg

Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 12:44 AM (I88Jc)

438 433- now you're just freaking me out. Well, if I didn't have to be on the road at all that night I wouldn't but I have to. I'm not driving but I'll be in a car.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:44 AM (VthfI)

439 You could also use representative photos of nine oppressed groups.>>

Conservative Blacks
Conservative Whites
Conservative Asians
Conservative Peruvians....

Lots of places to get the photos from so easy peasy.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 12:44 AM (Y6HTt)

440 May all the Morons have a better New Year. Everyone else can suck my dick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2012 12:39 AM (ccXZP)


Well, if you insist...

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 30, 2012 12:44 AM (Vk2pI)

441 'Night, young-uns! Sleep tight.

Posted by: kalneva at December 30, 2012 12:44 AM (S+/pH)

442 there used to be a sassypants around here a long time ago; are you related?

Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 30, 2012 12:45 AM (AVfT8)

443 Little-known fact for all you NC morons out there. Our state leads the nation in people killed while sleeping on the road. I don't think I've ever quite gotten a handle on that, exactly.

Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:45 AM (ptlfZ)

444 So what are people doing for New Year's Eve?

Woik -11PM to 7AM

Posted by: zeera at December 30, 2012 12:46 AM (6JlRh)

445 "Our state leads the nation in people killed while sleeping on the road."

Do you mean, in a car? Or like, sleeping stretched out on the road?

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2012 12:47 AM (BzGtc)

446 Our state leads the nation in people killed while sleeping on the road. I
don't think I've ever quite gotten a handle on that, exactly.>>

Darwin? Or the road is warmer than the ditch.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 12:48 AM (Y6HTt)

447 I'm thinking Piers may have been told that his
contract won't be renewed. His "multiyear" contract began in January
2011, so "multiyear" may mean 2 years, and with the turnover at the top
of CNN, they may want to make a clean break with him.


Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 12:27 AM

I have a hunch that's why Piers wrote that. If you read the article its chock full of the leftist bullshit and PM claiming that he's not really against the Second Amendment. Then he plays the military relatives card, galling in that he was fired for publishing fake pictures claiming atrocities by Brit troops.

If Piers Morgan and The Truth were in the same room, they'd have to be introduced.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2012 12:48 AM (wwsoB)

448 Robot Chicken is great. I literally laughed until tears came from my eyes at this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ffCICQ-bU

Posted by: mr_jack at December 30, 2012 12:48 AM (P0N+7)

449 WHAT do we think of Ruger revolvers?

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 30, 2012 12:49 AM (8sCoq)

450 Oh, nothing so cliched as actually being in a car. Nope, just sprawled out in the road. Passed out drunk, I suppose.

Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:49 AM (ptlfZ)

451 442- Yup. I just lost the pants ;-)

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:50 AM (VthfI)

452 M77 MKII in 7mm mag for the long stuff
Evil one in 7.62 x 39 for shorter stuff
870 express in 12 mostly for food as is the
LT-20
1022 also a food procurement tool
If I have to grab the M1991A1 I fucked up somewhere

Big 12 now 3-1 in the bowls. Nice comeback Horns.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2012 12:50 AM (hDena)

453 And, yeah, warmer, too. Like snakes and turtles.

Posted by: Toranaga-sama at December 30, 2012 12:50 AM (ptlfZ)

454
"Passed out drunk, I suppose."
Nobody is perfect.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2012 12:51 AM (BzGtc)

455 still a devotee of annie's parlor in dinky town?

Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 30, 2012 12:51 AM (AVfT8)

456 Big 12 now 3-1 in the bowls. Nice comeback Horns.
Posted by: teej at December 30, 2012 12:50 AM (hDena)

*****

Texas tonight and Texas Tech last night both had nice 4th Q come-from-behind wins.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:51 AM (1OZSU)

457 New twitter hash:
#ObamaOwnsFiscalCliff

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 30, 2012 12:52 AM (Vk2pI)

458 WHAT do we think of Ruger revolvers?>>

My father has a Ruger Blackhawk (pre 80s) in 44 mag that is a hoot to shoot. Never has had an issue with it but it is not the gun you'll likely put a lot of rounds through in a day either.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 12:52 AM (Y6HTt)

459 Buckyball kid is transferred to a children's hospital--fortunately they seem to be all together in the stomach, so might get away with only a scope instead of surgery.

Posted by: Conservative Crank, in work purgatory at December 30, 2012 12:54 AM (FqcJu)

460 It is my karma to be Shogun.

Sock off. Enby, out..

G'night, horde.


Posted by: Enby, out at December 30, 2012 12:56 AM (ptlfZ)

461 Ruger makes great stuff period Jonesy. I don't like how their semi-autos fit my hand but that's a personal feel thing.
Blackhawks, Redhawks, SP-101 etc all well made tools.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2012 12:56 AM (epFwI)

462 458 WHAT do we think of Ruger revolvers?>>My father has a Ruger Blackhawk (pre 80s) in 44 mag that is a hoot to shoot. Never has had an issue with it but it is not the gun you'll likely put a lot of rounds through in a day either.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 12:52 AM (Y6HTt)

*****

I had a Ruger Blackhawk .357 Magnum until the freakcanoe accident. I agree with what Buzz saw- fun to shoot, Big Bang theory and all that. Single action, little cumbersome. Not much use for CCP.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:56 AM (1OZSU)

463 Buckyball kid is transferred to a children's hospital--fortunately they
seem to be all together in the stomach, so might get away with only a
scope instead of surgery.>>

The wonders of X-rays and endoscopes. Yeah likely out the way they went in.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 12:57 AM (Y6HTt)

464 455 -- you're talking about the Annie's Parlor in Minneapolis? Uncle Jed, I haven't been to Minneapolis since my college days and that's well, ahem, that's a few years ago. I did like that place a lot though. I've moved around the country quite a bit though since then.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:58 AM (VthfI)

465 Well, now that the night shift is here, I'm signing out. Good night and Happy New Year one and all.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2012 12:59 AM (1OZSU)

466 We chatted about it a few years back. Welcome back!!

Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 30, 2012 01:00 AM (AVfT8)

467 Thanks for the welcome :-) But I pop in and out of here. Much less than I did several years ago, but I'm here. Either lurking or occasionally commenting.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:01 AM (VthfI)

468 Yup. I just lost the pants ;-)>>

The Obligatory Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:02 AM (Y6HTt)

469 According to Insty, an adult consumed an insanely hot food that burned a hole in
his stomach. Years ago, a lib sibling gained ulcers from a similar
experience.

So long as science blesses me, it's all much ado about nothing because I live in the here and now.

Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 01:03 AM (I88Jc)

470 good night eastern time zoners

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 30, 2012 01:03 AM (8sCoq)

471 468 - that's what I love about this place. No one ever changes. A lot of people come and go over the years but the sentiment is the same.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:04 AM (VthfI)

472 458 WHAT do we think of Ruger revolvers?


Speed Six and the almost identical GP-100 (many parts LOOK like they should interchange), both in .357: strong recommendation. No experience with the Redhawk or the Super Redhawk but their reputations are quite high. Not a fan of single action; I'd rather not have to use one. No experience with the automatics, but their reputations are quite good.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 30, 2012 01:04 AM (q9m86)

473 Had a CCP in the 80's. I'm a skinny guy and a 6" bbl 629 hid just fine in a shoulder sling under a lined flannel shirt.
5 230gr JHP handy made me feel warm and comfy.

Good night all.

Posted by: teej at December 30, 2012 01:05 AM (gS7S1)

474 sentiment is the same.>>

The Memes must be persevered for the children to know our history.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:06 AM (Y6HTt)

475
We actually had this happen to us a year or two
ago. Scary shit! Lucky hubby had his wits about him, and we got in the
right lane in time! I don't know how you could possibly be that drunk.
Oh, wait. People are stupid, even without the alcohol and darkness. So
not really that surprising.

Posted by: kalneva at December 30, 2012 12:41 AM (S+/pH)

438
433- now you're just freaking me out. Well, if I didn't have to be on
the road at all that night I wouldn't but I have to. I'm not driving
but I'll be in a car.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:44 AM (VthfI)

One of the last times I went out partying on New Year's Eve was about 22 years ago. I was double dating with another couple and he was driving. He made the turn onto a divided highway but didn't make it to the correct way, he went the wrong way, but he realized in about 20 feet into it and drove across the median to get to the other side. Since that night, if we go out, I don't drink at all, and we are at home by about 11pm.
Sorry if I freaked you out, but in the last few years, I have had to start doing all the defensive driving techniques that I was taught 30+ years ago. People have gotten real bad driving especially ignoring traffic lights, stop signs, and "directional arrows" painted on the pavement and on signs at stoplights.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 01:06 AM (Zd/NW)

476 "People have gotten real bad driving especially ignoring traffic lights,
stop signs, and "directional arrows" painted on the pavement and on
signs at stoplights."

Yes, and all other guidance, up to and including self preservation.

Posted by: navybrat at December 30, 2012 01:09 AM (BzGtc)

477 475 - ok, now I'll have nightmares, which is easy for me because I have nightmares about just about anything. But I should be home by 11:00 PM that night. I wont be driving but the driver is very cautious. I guess I'll have to hope he doesn't encounter any idiots on the road.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:11 AM (VthfI)

478
I have a hunch that's why Piers wrote that. If
you read the article its chock full of the leftist bullshit and PM
claiming that he's not really against the Second Amendment. Then he
plays the military relatives card, galling in that he was fired for
publishing fake pictures claiming atrocities by Brit troops.

If Piers Morgan and The Truth were in the same room, they'd have to be introduced.



Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2012 12:48 AM (wwsoB)

I think if Piers and The Truth were in the same room, Piers would go running out of that room like a little bitch.
I love that Clarkson is calling him out on his bullshit since it appears that Top Gear seems to be the only "conservative" show on BBC.
I may have to rethink that and add Gordon Ramsey to that because he doesn't give a shit for people's excuses and seems to reward those who work hard.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 01:12 AM (Zd/NW)

479 he went the wrong way, but he realized in about 20 feet into it and drove across the median to get to the other side.>>

Flew out to Boston for a class. Picked up the rental (not a drop to drink) well they have six lane fucking city streets and I went the wrong way. Saw headlights and jumped the median. The point is they cut curbs from granite and it cut the tire so there was heavy drinking once I arrived finally at my hotel room.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:13 AM (Y6HTt)

480
IN!!
"or not to in...."that is a question....."

Posted by: Richard at December 30, 2012 01:13 AM (Pj/A8)

481 471
468 - that's what I love about this place. No one ever changes. A
lot of people come and go over the years but the sentiment is the same.


Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:04 AM (VthfI)

The HQ is like an old pair of boxer shorts with orange cheetohs dust wiped on the sides and a brown skidmark in the back and fap juice stains on the front.
You know you should clean em out, but they are so comfy you just cant resist. Or so I have been told.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 01:17 AM (Zd/NW)

482 Please, everyone, don't drive while possibly blowing an 0.08 on NY Eve. Even an 0.05 might earn a trip to the hoosegow for further investigation.

I really do know what I'm talking about here. If you think you might fall into thjs category, hire a cab. It is worth it

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2012 01:17 AM (ccXZP)

483 alright I'm out

gun show at 9am tomorrow


Posted by: Jones in CO at December 30, 2012 01:18 AM (8sCoq)

484 Flew out to Boston for a class. Picked up the rental
(not a drop to drink) well they have six lane fucking city streets and I
went the wrong way. Saw headlights and jumped the median. The point is
they cut curbs from granite and it cut the tire so there was heavy
drinking once I arrived finally at my hotel room.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:13 AM (Y6HTt)

Let's just say I was glad that I was wearing a rented tux that night.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 01:19 AM (Zd/NW)

485 turn on Dick Clark's New Years Eve


Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 12:33 AM (Zd/NW)

Pretty sure Dick Clark died.

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2012 01:19 AM (HtUkt)

486 481 - yeah, maybe you could have just left it at "the HQ is like an old pair of boxer shorts." I really didn't need the visuals of the rest. Well, there goes my craving for a snack. I guess that's a good thing. I shouldn't be eating at this hour anyway.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:19 AM (VthfI)

487 372 Well this is a depressing thread. I was already depressed about the state we're in, and then saw this.
So what are people doing for New Year's Eve?
Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 12:12 AM (VthfI)


Pretty much what I'm doing right now. Reading the HQ and despairing about the future of our country.

But I'll have champagne. There's that.

Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2012 01:20 AM (sdi6R)

488 That's no cliff. It's a space station!
Look, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now... It's all such a long way from here.
Happy New Year! I will keep my peace until 2013, but I leave you with Deuteronomy 31:8, along with wishes ofsafety, health and happiness to all here.

Posted by: and irresolute at December 30, 2012 01:20 AM (DBH1h)

489 Traveling Wilburys' "End of the Line":

http://youtu.be/cwqhdRs4jyA

Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 01:20 AM (I88Jc)

490 485 -- I'm sure they'll get Zombie Dick Clark to host the thing from wherever he is.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:21 AM (VthfI)

491 Sassy: can you spot the guys who have never kissed a girl?

Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 30, 2012 01:22 AM (AVfT8)

492 487 - well if you're having champagne on New Year's Eve, I suppose I should open up one of the bottles here at midnight that night. Still not sure what I'd be drinking it for.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:23 AM (VthfI)

493 491 - you mean on this thread?

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:24 AM (VthfI)

494 Please, everyone, don't drive while possibly blowing
an 0.08 on NY Eve. Even an 0.05 might earn a trip to the hoosegow for
further investigation.

I really do know what I'm talking about here. If you think you might fall into thjs category, hire a cab. It is worth it


Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2012 01:17 AM



.05? Shit, if they make it any lower your frigging aftershave will get you busted.

Posted by: Berserker at December 30, 2012 01:24 AM (FMbng)

495 Seems a waste to let them sit here. But there has to be some reason to celebrate. I'm not seeing a good reason to pop the cork.
Posted by: Sassy


Because you're alive, we are alive. Either life is precious or it isn't.

B'sides, front row seats.

I don't think this age is any different that any other. Humans tent to focus on the immediate for obvious reasons, but *don't* think things have been much different.

This? This is normal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2012 01:27 AM (KDq5l)

496
"Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother
fucker in the God damn valley?"

Psalm 23:4 in the New Sgt. Siek version

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:28 AM (Y6HTt)

497
482

The only this I'm driving is my lawnmower with 0.2.......wait! thats been done and busted....never mind.

Posted by: Richard at December 30, 2012 01:29 AM (Pj/A8)

498 take your pick

Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 30, 2012 01:30 AM (AVfT8)

499 Please, everyone, don't drive while possibly blowing an 0.08 on NY Eve. Even an 0.05 might earn a trip to the hoosegow for further investigation.

I really do know what I'm talking about here. If you think you might fall into thjs category, hire a cab. It is worth it

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2012 01:17 AM (ccXZP)


Probably best to avoid driving on New Year's Eve/New Year's early morning, even if you are stone sober. Too many drunk idjits on the road.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 30, 2012 01:31 AM (Vk2pI)

500 495 - I did say earlier that on the positive side, the Mayans were wrong. So I guess I could drink to that on New Year's Eve. It is very good champagne. Would be a waste to let that sit there.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:33 AM (VthfI)

501 What about walking out in the center median with a 0.09..

Posted by: Richard at December 30, 2012 01:33 AM (Pj/A8)

502 what flavor of bubbly? would niles and frazier approve?

Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 30, 2012 01:34 AM (AVfT8)

503 This? This is normal.


This isn't:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CYwNWHZuT0

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2012 01:35 AM (xKC/c)

504 Veuve Cliquot. I hate niles and frazier, so I couldn't care less if they approve.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:36 AM (VthfI)

505 Understand that there is nothing to celebrate in 2013...cept another 4 years of the SCFOAMF........that is unless you plan to drink yourselves to death at midnight....then.....

Posted by: Richard at December 30, 2012 01:37 AM (Pj/A8)

506 495 - I did say earlier that on the positive side, the Mayans were
wrong. So I guess I could drink to that on New Year's Eve. It is very
good champagne. Would be a waste to let that sit there.>>

I would bet that if you met us in the real world we would be the happiest mutherfuckers you met that day. We come here to bitch and vent to protect our family's from our "bad thoughts"

Shit I got nothing to bitch about (except this AoSHQ damaged keyboard) good job nice place to live and family. I will celebrate that on the new year you're darn tootin.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:38 AM (Y6HTt)

507 505 - maybe that's what I should do. Drink myself to death on New Year's Eve with fine champagne.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:39 AM (VthfI)

508 "Greatest American Hero," the TV show's intro:

http://youtu.be/e9Q3orQhEcA

Posted by: Frazier at December 30, 2012 01:41 AM (I88Jc)

509 2013... 4 more years of this shit... depressing as hell...Sorry the Mayans were wrong...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at December 30, 2012 01:42 AM (9+ccr)

510 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CYwNWHZuT0

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2012 01:35 AM (xKC/c)


I remember this on MTv when it still had music.

It's like a more cuddly version of Gwar...

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 30, 2012 01:42 AM (Vk2pI)

511
I will toast the AoSHQ and all M and M's who have given LIFE to this mortal coil.
It's all I got at this point.....

night.

Posted by: Richard at December 30, 2012 01:42 AM (Pj/A8)

512 Okay I just put collars with rabies vacc. tags on the cats. Lets see how long they stay on the cats.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2012 01:42 AM (t9Q9e)

513 506 - Some of you are on this blog are indeed, lovely people. I've met quite a few of you over the years at get-to-gethers, and I can say that with conviction. Still, there are some on this blog that pretend to be wonderful individuals, and who are, in real life, losers with a capital "L".

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:43 AM (VthfI)

514 Some late night AMV
http://youtu.be/Clp8dUWi6Mo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2012 01:43 AM (t9Q9e)

515 Veuve Cliquot.>>

Was that laid out as bait for how dirty we could turn it?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:43 AM (Y6HTt)

516 BCochran's book opens with the following sentence - "She was a goddess of Titian red hair and a chest that begged to have its bodice ripped, then she captured me with a velvet click."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2012 01:45 AM (t9Q9e)

517 I remember this on MTv when it still had music.



It's like a more cuddly version of Gwar...


It was that or a "Heavy Metal" Kill the Wabbit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 30, 2012 01:45 AM (xKC/c)

518 515 - Maybe I'm naive, but I can't imagine what you could turn that into.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:46 AM (VthfI)

519 Richard

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and lonbows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take crossbows against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die; to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:48 AM (Y6HTt)

520
519
ay.....indeed.
Goodnight.

Posted by: Richard at December 30, 2012 01:50 AM (Pj/A8)

521 Maybe I'm naive,>>

Not naive just not debauched.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:50 AM (Y6HTt)

522 495 - I did say earlier that on the positive side, the Mayans were

wrong. So I guess I could drink to that on New Year's Eve. It is very

good champagne. Would be a waste to let that sit there.>>


If I let the Dems be the reason why I am happy or sad, I would have been miserable my whole life. Dems have been in control of my city for about 40 years, they were in control of my state for most of my life, and have been in control in DC for about half of my life. I do not give them control over my emotions, so they do not have control over me.


I will toast a New Year and hope for the best.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 01:52 AM (Zd/NW)

523 Timely advice for ALL morons-





Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.





Mark Twain



I learned something today.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at December 30, 2012 01:52 AM (vLHZU)

524 521 - oh, believe me, I've been corrupted by reading the comments here over the years. I just couldn't put the name of that champagne in any sexual connotation.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:54 AM (VthfI)

525 Cosplay from Comiket:

Warning: Ads on site are NSFW!

http://tinyurl.com/c4t2wpr

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 30, 2012 01:56 AM (Vk2pI)

526 Well, it's official then. I will break out the champagne on Monday, late night. I'll toast the fact that I survived another year.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 01:56 AM (VthfI)

527 champagne in any sexual connotation.>>

Are you sure you want an answer? It's really crude and lowbrow for a POSH that buys good champagne. Oh and you'll say duh afterwards

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 01:57 AM (Y6HTt)

528 525, the ads are better.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at December 30, 2012 01:58 AM (vLHZU)

529 What? That Twain couldn't carry a tune, or a Texan's jock?

Cue ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man"


Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 01:58 AM (I88Jc)

530 Might as well spell it out for me so that I can say "duh".

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 02:04 AM (VthfI)

531 I don't know whether or not to think the Japs are weird about sex, or If me looking at them doing just regular things is the issue.

Posted by: Zakn at December 30, 2012 02:04 AM (zyaZ1)

532 Good night all and if I don't see you before Have a Happy New Year.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 02:04 AM (Y6HTt)

533 The Japanese are weird about sex. Their population is crashing due to a lack of procreation. Ryujin-Z is becoming reality, if they can afford it with a debt of 200% GDP.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 30, 2012 02:06 AM (t9Q9e)

534 Might as well spell it out for me so that I can say "duh".>>

Wow my date says I get to pop the Vulva and Clito at midnight.
Veuve Cliquot

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 30, 2012 02:07 AM (Y6HTt)

535 534 - hey man, that was a stretch. No wonder I had no idea what you were talking about. But I'll look at that bottle differently now.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 02:10 AM (VthfI)

536 The Strokes' "Reptilia" (set to footage from the film, "Koyaanisqatsi"):

http://youtu.be/lPvv8pU68K8

Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 02:15 AM (I88Jc)

537 I guess everyone's gone to bed. This place used to be good for insomniacs. The commenters here go to sleep relatively early now.

Posted by: Sassy at December 30, 2012 02:16 AM (VthfI)

538 Fascinating scoamf insights: http://tinyurl.com/b4qrc9a

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 02:17 AM (XDC0v)

539 naw, they're just passed out...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 30, 2012 02:23 AM (AVfT8)

540 "Just me, baby. Just me."

Army of Darkness

http://youtu.be/Or3okI_mad8

Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 02:26 AM (I88Jc)

541 Good moaning insomniacs.

Posted by: Ohio Dan saying adios 2012 at December 30, 2012 02:35 AM (JKNDp)

542 For my nieces and nephews, here's the Carpenters' "We've only just Begun":

http://youtu.be/__VQX2Xn7tI

Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 02:42 AM (I88Jc)

543 Wake up everybody!

Well...since its just me in here.

*toe in water*

I saw a show yesterday called The United States of Bacon. Wow. Had to change up the dinner plans.

And I have been neglectIng the Kroger card at the pump. Had to fill up the other day and used it. I paid 99 cents a gallon. Bill was $15.65 for a full fill up. Remember those days?

Posted by: Saturday Night Lurker at December 30, 2012 02:47 AM (LM9t5)

544
Evening Saturday, sctually Sunday morning lurker, It's been a while since I paid $.99 a gallon for gas. We dipped below $3 for about a week and are up to $3.40 now.
On another note, I used Yahoo to search for doorbells a couple days ago and by coincidence I am seeing doorbells advertised when I sign in to AOS. HMMMM! Curious and curiouser.

Posted by: Ohio Dan saying adios 2012 at December 30, 2012 02:54 AM (JKNDp)

545 3am? Time for me to do the sensible thing and hit the sack.

Posted by: Ohio Dan saying adios 2012 at December 30, 2012 02:58 AM (JKNDp)

546 Beer drinking hour has just begun... bottoms up

Posted by: grease monkey at December 30, 2012 02:59 AM (VSWPU)

547 543
Wake up everybody!



Well...since its just me in here.



*toe in water*



I saw a show yesterday called The United States of Bacon. Wow. Had to change up the dinner plans.



And I have been neglectIng the Kroger card at the pump. Had to fill
up the other day and used it. I paid 99 cents a gallon. Bill was $15.65
for a full fill up. Remember those days?

Posted by: Saturday Night Lurker at December 30, 2012 02:47 AM (LM9t5)

Did almost the same thing today, but I only got the gas for $1.35. It has been many years since the gas digits were moving at the same speed as the dollar digits. $25 bucks to gas up the Grand Cherokee felt awfully good.
We have gotten to the point where we go to Kroger and get the gift cards for dinners, shopping, and other things so that we get the 4X gas points. That was how we were able to get the $1.80 a gallon off this month. Used the cards for Christmas shopping and Christmas gifts.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 30, 2012 03:00 AM (Zd/NW)

548 Night all.

Here is "A Grey Sigh In A Flower husk" split EP from Baroness & Unpersons:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/b3maj3v

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 30, 2012 03:04 AM (Vk2pI)

549 damn, good weekly from Amazon with the Twilight Zone complete boxset. Time to return the three sets I got for Christmas and buy that

Posted by: The Dude at December 30, 2012 03:09 AM (tw6Ar)

550 Good night Ohio Dan. Just one thing left.

Last!

*toe retracts from water*

Posted by: Sunday Not Yet Morn Lurker at December 30, 2012 03:11 AM (CNuph)

551 Until the sun rises, it's Saturday night.

Bay City Rollers' "S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!":

http://youtu.be/dBn2ux5vRHk

Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 03:17 AM (I88Jc)

552 New Year's eve? I'll be partying, just like I do every year. Life is worthy of celebration, and another year is in the books. I bet every moron on this thread can think ofa fewgreat things they experienced this year that they are glad they were alive to see. On the whole, I am happy to be alive - therefore I will celebrate.

Posted by: tidemonster at December 30, 2012 03:17 AM (QKbxd)

553 I bet every moron on this thread can think ofa fewgreat things they experienced this year that they are glad they were alive to see

You'd lose that bet .

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2012 03:23 AM (ED663)

554 Though, I am glad Arcer is on.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2012 03:24 AM (ED663)

555 Get some Ash.

http://youtu.be/pFriRcIwqNU


Posted by: derit at December 30, 2012 03:26 AM (I88Jc)

556 544 Not curious at all, you're being tracked everywhere you go. Download and install DoNotTrack+ and that won't happen. Plus, your pages will load much faster. Passing on a tip i got here that worked AWESOME

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 03:27 AM (XDC0v)

557 553 Typed on your COMPUTER powered by ELECTRICITY in your HOME wearing CLOTHES and SHOES with a FULL belly and FRIENDS and PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU. Failure to appreciate all that is not my problem, but disturbingly common. The fatc that you're here means you've won life's lottery. enjoy it.

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 03:32 AM (XDC0v)

558 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 05:05 AM (BBWjt)

559 did everyone go to bed?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 05:05 AM (BBWjt)

560 And you can READ and WRITE, 'cuz you went to SCHOOL, and you have HANDS and ARMS and FINGERS and EYES to see in you CLIMATE-CONTROLLED home. You live better than the richest king 300 years ago did.

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 05:13 AM (XDC0v)

561 Hey cj. Yeah they burned out early, but not before complaining that all is lost and there is no hope nor anything to be happy about in 2012.

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 05:15 AM (XDC0v)

562 chemjeff-
nope. lurking and working.

Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 05:15 AM (rJdKc)

563 well, ya gotta admit, 2012 was a pretty sucky year
yes it's good to count one's blessings, but the fact that we can read and write was true in 2011 as well as in 2012
so the marginal change that the year 2012 brought was, umm, negative

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 05:16 AM (BBWjt)

564 RichatUF, what ya up to?
UF = University of Florida?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 05:17 AM (BBWjt)

565 Hey Rich. Are you grateful or sad?

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 05:17 AM (XDC0v)

566 <i>Yeah they burned out early, but not before complaining that all is lost and there is no hope nor anything to be happy about in 2012.</i>
Happy New Year's Eve Eve!

Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 05:18 AM (rJdKc)

567 563 Yeah, I'm not laying that good stuff all at the feet of 2012, which for the most part sucked, but we STILL live extraordinarily blessed lives. We're just used to such opulence we sometimes forget to appreciate it. So much of it just sounds like the tantrums of spoiled children.

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 05:20 AM (XDC0v)

568 People acted like Obama's reelection was the end of the world. Jeez people you can't expect to win all the time

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 05:21 AM (XDC0v)

569 chemjeff-
Graduated and worked at UF for a number of years. I live in NOVA nowadays and I'm working at a secret undisclosed location for the holidays (in a cold war era bomb shelter).

Dave (wgacoaigs?)-
Grateful. My dad's port came out a few weeks ago and got into school to finish my engineering degree. 2012 was a great year for me personally.

Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 05:22 AM (rJdKc)

570 Rich that's great. Congrats and keep it up- finishing degrees is so crucial. What kind of engineer? We have to form our lives so that extraneous shit has as little negative effect on our lives as possible.

Posted by: DAve, who gets a cut of all internet gun sales at December 30, 2012 05:27 AM (XDC0v)

571 electrical.

Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 05:32 AM (rJdKc)

572 well, Obama's re-election was a disaster. there is no other way to really slice it.

there is no telling how much longer QEinfinity will be able to mask our true economic weakness. when it does, then we will be truly boned. if we don't have anything solid to fall back upon, then we won't even be the world's reserve currency anymore.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 05:34 AM (BBWjt)

573 People acted like Obama's reelection was the end of the world. Jeez people you can't expect to win all the time
We survived WW1, WW2, and the Carter Presidency. The Reagan Revolution gave us 27 years of prosperity. This is an unfortunate detour.

Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 05:36 AM (rJdKc)

574 ofa fewgreat things they experienced this year that they are glad they were alive to see

Not everyone gets to witness the death of an empire. In my lifetime, I've seen the final nail driven into the British Empire's coffin, the collapse of the Soviet Union, and the USA effectively switch places with the Soviet Union.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 30, 2012 05:38 AM (hc3eM)

575 This is an unfortunate detour.

We're no longer a democratic Republic, we're a defacto oligarchy. There is no way back save collapse and rebirth.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 30, 2012 05:41 AM (hc3eM)

576 The French had to back up on the 75% tax. They have this thing called a supreme court that blocks the most asinine of laws. We should get one of these things.

Posted by: Butters at December 30, 2012 05:42 AM (NIZHJ)

577 there is no telling how much longer QEinfinity will be able to mask our true economic weakness. when it does, then we will be truly boned. if we don't have anything solidto fall back upon, then we won't even be the world's reserve currency anymore.
1. Japan has been able to pull off this trick since about 1990. They have a debt to gdp ratio of about 200%. The point being, the Fed will probably be able to work their magic for a lot longer than people expect.
2. The US has quite a bit to fall back on: the USG has about 650 million acres of land it can sell, over 8 thousand tons of gold,some 750 million bbls of oil.
3. Not being the worlds reserve currency might not be all that bad. If the US wasn't the reserve currency, trade flowsto the USfrom ROW would be more balanced. I'm skeptical though that it would happen without opec seriously moving in that direction, which would include liquidating US based and US dollar denominatedassets in their sovereign wealth funds.

Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 05:46 AM (rJdKc)

578 Butters-
It is less than meets the eye. It'll be back.
@PurpAv-
Ihave a searching criticism of that. One the US hasn't "switched" places with the USSR. The USSR exported terror and misery in full measure worldwide and its collapse was one of the best things to happen to this world. The world is still suffering from the wounds of Cold War. The US is going through a period of economic and political weakness as we have done though other periods of our history. Just because the fashionable elite opinion today is decline and weakness doesn't mean that we can't or won't change course.

Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 05:56 AM (rJdKc)

579 RichatUF, but Japan isn't the world economic leader. they have been able to pull off their QEnonsense trick because fewer people care what happens to them than what happens to us.

it's gonna suck once the jig is revealed to be 'up'

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 06:06 AM (BBWjt)

580 Senate Pederasts meeting in private.

Posted by: Butters at December 30, 2012 06:08 AM (NIZHJ)

581 yeah I don't agree that the USA is (yet) on the same level as the Soviet Union
but that is the direction that we are headed, unfortunately.
these liberal idiots who are in charge, they simultaneously believe that they can (a) grow government without limit, "for the children", (b) that we aren't an exceptional nation, but that (c) we are somehow immune from falling into tyranny from a leviathan government. if that were a computer program, it would not compile.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 06:11 AM (BBWjt)

582 You know what's kinda sad...

The *idea* of Cliff Notes!

Yeah, Hamlet is sooo frickin' BORING!!!

So, you tell me, Cliff Notes!

What should I be getting out of this course?

Posted by: Deety at December 30, 2012 06:23 AM (aOVhq)

583 Speaking of leviathan, what are Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell, and Roseanne Barr up to?

Posted by: Butters at December 30, 2012 06:24 AM (NIZHJ)

584 @583

Make sure they don't all gather in the same room, the planet would wobble.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 30, 2012 06:26 AM (a0nis)

585 583 Speaking of leviathan, what are Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell, and Roseanne Barr up to?

Posted by: Butters at December 30, 2012 06:24 AM (NIZHJ)

I'd guess about 350 or so....

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2012 06:39 AM (HtUkt)

586 chemjeff-
Japan is still a powerhourse when it comes to exports. In the US the jig was up when we bailed out Fannie and Freddie.

Posted by: RichatUF at December 30, 2012 06:40 AM (rJdKc)

587 Don't send them here either.

Posted by: Guam resident Don't tip us over. at December 30, 2012 06:41 AM (rJdKc)

588 In Memory of Elizabeth Reed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcpwMZKPsQM

Posted by: bill-o at December 30, 2012 06:43 AM (AWwDY)

589 okay, going to bed
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2012 07:05 AM (BBWjt)

590 Chemjeff, don't go to bed I just got up. Had some killer pepper bacon and omelet.

Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2012 07:16 AM (QI2hh)






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