"Richard Windsor," aka Lisa Jackson, Reigns From EPA, Using Her Own Name for a Change

The most transparent administration in history, in the other, bad meaning of "transparent."

After years of whispers that EPA officials frequently used private email addresses, fake names and coded messages to circumvent the Freedom of Information Act, or FOIA, Jackson admitted recently to using "Richard Windsor" as her chosen nom de plume on a government email account.

That was her choice because it reminded her of a much-beloved family pet, she claimed. (At least she didn't ask how anybody could suspect a puppy lover like her of any wrongdoing.) The EPA inspector general opened an investigation into the matter because it is against federal law to use nonofficial or secret email addresses to conduct official business.

She didn't offer a reason for her resignation, despite not having a job lined up.

Maybe she just wants to spend more time with her aristocratically-named beloved family pets. I hear she has a turtle named Syngeon-Smythe.

Posted by: Ace at 06:33 PM



Comments

1 First?

Posted by: deathbyscience at December 27, 2012 06:36 PM (rOwxt)

2 Huzzah!

Posted by: deathbyscience at December 27, 2012 06:36 PM (rOwxt)

3 More time with her pets, less time in the slammer. One of those.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at December 27, 2012 06:37 PM (Gk3SS)

4 St. John Smith

Posted by: Texas t at December 27, 2012 06:37 PM (WOIT0)

5 Does it matter? She'll be replaced with someone just as demented or worse. Say, what's Van Jones up to these days?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 27, 2012 06:37 PM (HDgX3)

6 A rumor on Twitter (via @lachlan ?) that she was thinking of running for NJ Gov.

My guess is that she was shown the door for some reason and this week is like a whole landfill of document and bad news dumps.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 27, 2012 06:37 PM (huD71)

7 When I first ready the headline I thought maybe this person was a post-op transsexual...

Posted by: Smash'em at December 27, 2012 06:38 PM (XHyVN)

8 liked the last line about the turtle. good closer.

Posted by: L, elle at December 27, 2012 06:39 PM (0PiQ4)

9 It's time to kick ass and crucify some Turks, but mostly, crucify some f*cking Turks.

Posted by: Obama's EPA at December 27, 2012 06:39 PM (w3+gB)

10 She'll be getting 6 figures from a left wing think tank or company within a week.

Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2012 06:39 PM (9XBK2)

11 I had afternoon tea with her dog a fortnight ago.

Posted by: Piers Morgan, 1st Earl of Cornhole at December 27, 2012 06:41 PM (QKKT0)

12 Her favorite pet was "Dick Windsor"?

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2012 06:41 PM (FcR7P)

13 She'll be missed.......


....by the spammers on the Windsor account and no one else.


Somebody should do an audit on how much these environmental commies have cost our economy both to net bottom line, and in lost potential growth.

Energy dollars filter throughout the whole economy and the EPA is an insidious enemy.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 27, 2012 06:42 PM (aZ6ew)

14 So she was using a pet's name to conduct official bidness? Yeah that just reeks of the type of professionalism which characterizes this band of fucking dunces. Caligula 2 Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 06:42 PM (/7H3l)

15 Unbelievable. The fake email scam was discovered because there was an ***official internal EPA memo*** describing how to set up such accounts.

Sheesh this admin fails at failing.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 27, 2012 06:42 PM (zpqa2)

16 So in two weeks we'll find outshe has a better job in another department. Sort of like working in the State Department, only the EPA does't kill Americans, they just keep them from creating jobs.

Posted by: Bill R. at December 27, 2012 06:42 PM (QnRSM)

17 Sometimes, Freedom of Information is good. And sometimes, Freedom of Information is bad. It's all so confusing.


Also, some people have to follow the law, and some people don't.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 27, 2012 06:42 PM (8hrco)

18 7 When I first ready the headline I thought maybe this person was a post-op transsexual...
Posted by: Smash'em at December 27, 2012 06:38 PM (XHyVN)

__________

Well...she kinda looks like a--

Latina Truman Capote--if that's possible.

Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 06:42 PM (r2PLg)

19
She'll be getting 6 figures from a left wing think tank or company within a week.

Can a show on CNN be far behind?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 06:42 PM (4u2LN)

20 Her favorite pet was "Dick Windsor"?

Maybe it was a dachshund.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2012 06:43 PM (QKKT0)

21 OT: headline typo, Ace, "Resigns" not Reigns.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 27, 2012 06:43 PM (jPVBi)

22 My turtle was named Tapus Targeran, for no particular reason.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 06:43 PM (QupBk)

23 Yeah, and that whole "against the law" thingy will be prosecuted to the fullest extent...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 27, 2012 06:43 PM (yiIja)

24 (At least she didn't ask how anybody could suspect a puppy lover like her of any wrongdoing.)

Does she love them satay-style, like her boss?


When I first ready the headline I thought maybe this person was a post-op transsexual...

Looks like she uses Mooch's surgeon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_P._Jackson

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 27, 2012 06:44 PM (hO8IJ)

25 Good thing her turtle wasn't named "Hugh G. Rexson."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 06:44 PM (4u2LN)

26 Obama really loves those lyin Canadians. Holder, rice now Jackson, Lies lies and more lies. It's gonna take three home depots full of lumber to build the Gallows we will need when this crashes down.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 27, 2012 06:45 PM (l86i3)

27 only the EPA doesn't kill Americans

They did ban over-the-counter asthma inhalers.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 27, 2012 06:45 PM (hO8IJ)

28 Latina Truman Capote--if that's possible.
Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 06:42 PM (r2PLg)
---------------------------------------------------------
But is she wise?

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at December 27, 2012 06:45 PM (jucos)

29 Can we appoint the dog to the Senate?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 27, 2012 06:45 PM (huD71)

30 Just call me--

Dick--

Dick Windsor.

Posted by: Lisa Jackson at December 27, 2012 06:45 PM (r2PLg)

31 I'm --


Dick of the Dukes! People!

Posted by: Lisa Jackson at December 27, 2012 06:46 PM (r2PLg)

32 How do we know that Dick is her only alias? The Republicans need to ask her this, under oath.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 06:47 PM (QupBk)

33 if she were really clever, she could have used "Mike Hunt"

Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 06:47 PM (bJm7W)

34 Good thing her turtle wasn't named "Hugh G. Rexson."

Pardon me, my good man, but that's SIR Hugh G. Rexson.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 27, 2012 06:48 PM (yiIja)

35 "30 Just call me--

Dick--

Dick Windsor.

Posted by: Lisa Jackson at December 27, 2012 06:45 PM (r2PLg) "

Obama's two favorite things: dick and dog.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 27, 2012 06:48 PM (8hrco)

36 Can we appoint the dog to the Senate?
Posted by: AmishDude at December 27, 2012 06:45 PM (huD71)
-----------------------------------------------------
Sure

Posted by: Caligula at December 27, 2012 06:48 PM (jucos)

37 if she were really clever, she could have used "Mike Hunt"
Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 06:47 PM (bJm7W)

Oh, nobody is that clever, next thing you know someone will bring up Richard Hertz.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 27, 2012 06:49 PM (l86i3)

38 Are we safe to assume that Jackson was using the illegal email account in the public interest?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 06:49 PM (QupBk)

39 This woman, on the other hand, sort of sounds like a bitch. Obama doesn't much care for bitches.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 27, 2012 06:49 PM (8hrco)

40 Tanned, rested, ready!

Posted by: Van Jones at December 27, 2012 06:49 PM (hPavS)

41 if she were really clever, she could have used "Mike Hunt"


Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 06:47 PM (bJm7W)


How do we know she wasn't that Jew hating skidmark?

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 06:49 PM (/7H3l)

42 How do we know she wasn't that Jew hating skidmark?
Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 06:49 PM (/7H3l)


Which One?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 27, 2012 06:50 PM (l86i3)

43 Btw should I change my nic because it looks like the overfilled litter box has disappeared?

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 06:51 PM (/7H3l)

44 Btw should I change my nic because it looks like the overfilled litter box has disappeared?

Yes. It makes your hash look fat.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 06:52 PM (yIFee)

45
Yes. It makes your hash look fat.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 06:52 PM (yIFee)

Dude, not nice calling someone a Fat Hash.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 27, 2012 06:53 PM (l86i3)

46 Dude, not nice calling someone a Fat Hash.

He asked!!

Next you'll be telling me it's "that time of the month".

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 06:54 PM (yIFee)

47 Are we safe to assume that Jackson was using the illegal email account in the public interest?

Umm, nope.

With all the malfeasance that this so-called administration has been embroiled in, the Pubbies in the House could do nothing for the next four years but investigations. It's be the best thing they could do for the country, since they're going to be accused of all sorts of bullshit anyway.

Why not?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 27, 2012 06:55 PM (yiIja)

48 re 45: Dude, not nice calling someone a Fat Hash.

what about Rosie O? Or is she more like spam?


Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 06:55 PM (bJm7W)

49 Done

Posted by: Captain Hate (dagny 2013 return tour?) at December 27, 2012 06:55 PM (/7H3l)

50 "45
Yes. It makes your hash look fat.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 06:52 PM (yIFee)

Dude, not nice calling someone a Fat Hash.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 27, 2012 06:53 PM (l86i3) "

Speaking of hashes, yIPee would be an awesome one.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 27, 2012 06:55 PM (8hrco)

51 Next you'll be telling me it's "that time of the month".
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 06:54 PM (yIFee)

Yep, FKN morgage is due.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 27, 2012 06:55 PM (l86i3)

52 Buh-bye, nasty, evil scrunt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2012 06:55 PM (UOM48)

53 Or is she more like spam?


Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 06:55 PM (bJm7W)


Is that the compressed pork entrails or the computer stuff?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 27, 2012 06:56 PM (l86i3)

54 If I had a cat, I'd name it Winston Churchill. And kick the shit out of it every day.

Posted by: Barry the First at December 27, 2012 06:58 PM (UOM48)

55 Reigns?

Forget it, he's rolling .

Posted by: Andy at December 27, 2012 06:59 PM (kmLUz)

56 I would check for a Walter Scott alias, too.

Posted by: USA at December 27, 2012 06:59 PM (RIg+t)

57 Cocktails for two, coming right up!

Posted by: Dick Liquors at December 27, 2012 06:59 PM (v9Cj5)

58 "54 If I had a cat, I'd name it Winston Churchill. And kick the shit out of it every day.

Posted by: Barry the First at December 27, 2012 06:58 PM (UOM4 "

Obama has eaten dog. Has he also eaten cat, or is he a specist?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 27, 2012 06:59 PM (8hrco)

59 I hope that she lands on her feet.






......cuz if she doesn't it'll definitely fuck up some furniture, she's a beast.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 27, 2012 06:59 PM (aZ6ew)

60
They did ban over-the-counter asthma inhalers.

You mean asthma breathalyzers. God you wingnuts are ignorant.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 07:00 PM (4u2LN)

61 Rand Paul's amendment to FISA, to limit warrantless searches of electronic communications, expected to be voted on tonight.

http://shout.lt/fr3z

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 27, 2012 07:00 PM (piMMO)

62 Krauthammer tonight: Something about we know about as much about Hillary Clinton's medical condition as we do about Hugo Chavez's.

LOL!

Posted by: USA at December 27, 2012 07:01 PM (RIg+t)

63 I hereby propose and effectuate the creation of a "Dick Windsor Award For Transparency in Government" to be awarded at the end of every year. Susan "Benghazi" Rice, Hillary "Bonk" Clinton and Barack Obama are all champions in their own right, but I think Lisa from the EPA should win in year one.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 27, 2012 07:01 PM (tkoGU)

64
if she were really clever, she could have used "Mike Hunt"

Or "Emma Royd."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 07:01 PM (4u2LN)

65 My dog Montgomery is mortified.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 27, 2012 07:01 PM (ndlFj)

66 Matt Damon for head of the EPA!!!!eleventy!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: liberal douchebags at December 27, 2012 07:01 PM (UOM48)

67 We need to schedule a meeting on Wednesday regarding squashing new coal fired power plant applications.

Posted by: Doglickinghisballsbecausehecan@msn.com at December 27, 2012 07:02 PM (d0Dmj)

68
Hillary "Bonk" Clinton

Give Hillary! a break. She was just doing her Jose Canseco impression. That should be Hillary "Home Run" Clinton.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 07:02 PM (4u2LN)

69 If I ever get another dog, I'll name him Sir Edmond Hillary.

Or maybe not.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2012 07:03 PM (UOM48)

70 They should appoint Eric Holder's brother, Dick.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 07:03 PM (4u2LN)

71 Hillary "Bonk" Clinton

That shit's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

I need to laugh, Mrs. sailor said the fiscal cliff is gonna cost us 8K+.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 27, 2012 07:03 PM (l86i3)

72 Lmao at Bannion

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 07:06 PM (IvVLN)

73
"only the EPA doesn't kill Americans."

Haven't you heard, they've branched out.

Posted by: Abraham J. Simpson at December 27, 2012 07:06 PM (ndlFj)

74 She should have used Hugh Jass and then if caught claimed that she was being morehonest and transparent than required by law.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 27, 2012 07:06 PM (nZvGM)

75 If I ever get another dog, I'll name him Sir Edmond Hillary.

Always give them one syllable names. That way, when you have to yell at them, you don't sound so silly.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 07:06 PM (d0Dmj)

76 And I got stuck with this stupid-assed name.

Kill me, please.

Posted by: Bo the dog at December 27, 2012 07:06 PM (UOM48)

77 Transparancy.

I do not think that means what they think it means.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 27, 2012 07:06 PM (yiIja)

78 Is she "resigning" like those folks over at State Department "resigned"? So what's her name supposed to be now?

Posted by: Watcher at December 27, 2012 07:07 PM (RQfiQ)

79 Hildebeast wears transparent nighties to bed on the rare occasions Bill sleeps over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2012 07:08 PM (UOM48)

80 And I got stuck with this stupid-assed name.

****

I still can't believe he named him Bo.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 27, 2012 07:08 PM (piMMO)

81 Transparency= How you feel as a child when you have transexual parents.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 27, 2012 07:08 PM (l86i3)

82 Um..doesn't one use your first pet's name when crafting one's porn name?

Not that I would know anything about that....

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 27, 2012 07:08 PM (53riN)

83 Hillary's bonking and the coming memory lapses are....


convenient.

Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 07:08 PM (r2PLg)

84 I still can't believe he named him Bo.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 27, 2012 07:08 PM (piMMO)




Sure you can.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 07:09 PM (IvVLN)

85 "77 Transparancy.

I do not think that means what they think it means.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 27, 2012 07:06 PM (yiIja) "

No. This is the most transparent administration ever. The only problem is that it hasn't gotten around to "fixing" all the dictionaries. Bush ruined a lot of things. Obama can't fix them all overnight. He's only a god, people.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 27, 2012 07:09 PM (8hrco)

86 Bo has to be short for something--doesn't it?

Like maybe they named him after that crap song--

Mr. Bo Jangles...

Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 07:09 PM (r2PLg)

87 "79 Hildebeast wears transparent nighties to bed on the rare occasions Bill sleeps over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2012 07:08 PM (UOM4 "

Is that to make sure he doesn't get any ideas?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 27, 2012 07:11 PM (8hrco)

88 Bo has to be short for something--doesn't it?

Like maybe they named him after that crap song--

Mr. Bo Jangles...

Posted by: tasker


Um, you do realize it's Oblamo's initials, yes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2012 07:11 PM (KDq5l)

89 Now you see why they want to take your guns away.

editors note: Owns no guns. YET.

Posted by: SmileyNH at December 27, 2012 07:11 PM (hlZx/)

90 I think he might have named him after Bo Diddly because, nah, I'll let you all have the easy ones first.

Posted by: teej at December 27, 2012 07:11 PM (dmcx3)

91

Puppy lover? No! Puppy killer! She killed a puppy so she could assume its identity.

Posted by: red at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (ymJbM)

92
HAS ANYONE SEEN NBC NEWS REPORTING THAT......

NO "ASSAULT" RIFLES WERE USED IN SANDY HOOK.

NBC reported that 4 handguns were brought into the school. The AR 15 was left in the car.

I literally just watched video of this and the NBC reporter stated that these facts had been confirmed by numerous officials.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (xnYHG)

93 "80 And I got stuck with this stupid-assed name.

****

I still can't believe he named him Bo.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 27, 2012 07:08 PM (piMMO) "

Well, he couldn't name him Barack Hussein Obama. That would just be confusing.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (8hrco)

94 Memo:Investigate them yellow rivers
Signed: IP Daily

Posted by: Tuco at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (tdaam)

95
WhenI write fake email, or checksIprefer Richard Fitzwell. It sounds so hoity-toity and English. But my friends just call me Dick.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (VYiE7)

96 Thanks Mr. Obvious.

Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (JgkPs)

97 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 07:09 PM (IvVLN)

Recovered from your exorcism?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (yIFee)

98
Um, you do realize it's Oblamo's initials, yes?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2012 07:11 PM (KDq5l)

Could you imagine if he had a son? It would be like FKN North Korea all up in here.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (l86i3)

99 Mr. Bojangles is the title of a song originally written and recorded by American country music artist Jerry Jeff Walker for his 1968 album of the same title. Since then, it has been recorded by many other artists, including American country music band The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, whose version (recorded for the 1970 album Uncle Charlie & His Dog Teddy) was issued as a single and rose to number nine on the Billboard Hot 100 pop chart in 1971. A live version of the song appeared on Walker's 1980 album The Best of Jerry Jeff Walker.


Walker has said he was inspired to write the song after an encounter with a street performer in a New Orleans jail and that the song does not refer to the famous stage and movie personality Bill "Bojangles" Robinson. Walker said while in jail for public intoxication in 1965, he met a homeless white man who called himself "Mr. Bojangles" to conceal his true identity from the police. He had been arrested as part of a police sweep of indigent people that was carried out following a high-profile murder. The two men and others in the cell chatted about all manner of things, but when Mr. Bojangles told a story about his dog, the mood in the room turned heavy. Someone else in the cell asked for something to lighten the mood, and Mr. Bojangles obliged with a tap dance.[1][2]

Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (r2PLg)

100 maybe they named the dog after Michelle in the summer.

Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 07:13 PM (bJm7W)

101 Hey PA,

The Bloomberg / Businessweek link is fucked.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2012 07:14 PM (KDq5l)

102 Um, you do realize it's Oblamo's initials, yes?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2012 07:11 PM (KDq5l)

__________

Oh damn it.

Well--still I like my--they named him after a dump of a song hypothesis better.

Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 07:14 PM (r2PLg)

103 Recovered from your exorcism?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (yIFee)




Lol. Yeah. It wasn't bad at all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 07:15 PM (IvVLN)

104 78 Is she "resigning" like those folks over at State Department "resigned"? So what's her name supposed to be now?
Posted by: Watcher at December 27, 2012 07:07 PM (RQfiQ)





Associate Justice, most likely.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2012 07:17 PM (c2oll)

105 National Propaganda Radio had a delightful puff piece on Jackson's resignation in their afternoon broadcast. Curiously they left out any mention of controversy or possible illegal activities. But then NPR hardly ever reported irregularities in the Bush Administration either...

Posted by: Sir Robert of Banbury at December 27, 2012 07:17 PM (V1q4Q)

106 Has anyone checked to see if EPA is employing those two notorious Irish homosexuals, Ryan Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzryan?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 27, 2012 07:17 PM (nZvGM)

107 It stands for "Barking Omelette" in Indonesian...

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 27, 2012 07:17 PM (tkoGU)

108 Hildebeast wears transparent nighties to bed on the rare occasions Bill sleeps over.



I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of spermatazoa suddenly cried out in terror.

Posted by: Old Bill Wants to Knowya at December 27, 2012 07:18 PM (6TB1Z)

109 Hillary got that concussion from Bill ramming her head, EoJ-style, into the headboard in the heat of passion.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2012 07:18 PM (UOM48)

110 I literally just watched video of this and the NBC reporter stated that these facts had been confirmed by numerous officials.

Posted by: prescient11 at December 27, 2012 07:12 PM (xnYHG)
---

Link: http://youtu.be/IqpjJ6P-NSQ

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 27, 2012 07:18 PM (BgIBZ)

111 ^^ no AR used at Sandy Hill NBC link, that is (110)

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 27, 2012 07:19 PM (BgIBZ)

112 "IP Daily"

That's supposed to be IP Freely.
And I know that's right cause I learned it under the grandstand.

Posted by: Seymour Butts at December 27, 2012 07:19 PM (B5s0p)

113
I'm watching Babylon 5, the episode with Penn & Teller as...

zooty zoot-zoot!

Rebo & Zooty

Posted by: Soothsayer Gotrock at December 27, 2012 07:19 PM (Oad2m)

114 Sure you can.


***


Heh. Yes. Well, I can, and I can't.

Knowing him for the narcissist asshole that he is, I can believe it. Yet, believing that anyone is SO GREAT a narcissistic asshole is almost beyond belief.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 27, 2012 07:19 PM (piMMO)

115 Here's something I hope the AP got wrong:

@TheIndyChannel AP source: Retired Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf has died in Tampa, Fla.


Posted by: Retread at December 27, 2012 07:19 PM (zxitI)

116 107 It stands for "Barking Omelette" in Indonesian...
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 27, 2012 07:17 PM (tkoGU)

LOL!


Gross.

It's a Bo-to Go!

Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 07:19 PM (r2PLg)

117 The USA sucks


Nobody has any pitch fork to march on DC with


Really a cabinet level with an 'alias'

to avois FOIA


start digging a moat

Posted by: Jake in ID at December 27, 2012 07:20 PM (jfSqj)

118 106 Has anyone checked to see if EPA is employing those two notorious Irish homosexuals, Ryan Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzryan?

You cheater!!!!!

Posted by: Gerald Fitzpatrick at December 27, 2012 07:20 PM (yIFee)

119 This is so she won't have to testify before Congress, about why all the Regulations which are about to hit, came about...

Its Benghazi all over again, where they will send Non Entitys, who know nothing to Congress to answer questions.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2012 07:20 PM (lZBBB)

120 No such luck: @EdHenryTV US official confirms retired Gen. Norman Schwarzkoff has died

Posted by: Retread at December 27, 2012 07:20 PM (zxitI)

121 So how many sock puppets did Lisa-Dick have at Little Gangrenous Foosballs?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2012 07:21 PM (7KxSm)

122 Hillary got that concussion from Bill ramming her head, EoJ-style, into the headboard in the heat of passion.

I always saw EoJ as a head on the kitchen counter type of guy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 07:21 PM (yIFee)

123 RIP General Schwarzkopf

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 27, 2012 07:23 PM (tkoGU)

124
Thanks Not Ready.

This is ridiculous news. Why isn't this blasted out on all conservative websites!!!???

Posted by: prescient11 at December 27, 2012 07:23 PM (xnYHG)

125 "dump of a song"

Tell us about the top ten hits you've written. And no, disco and metal do not count as songs.

Posted by: teej at December 27, 2012 07:23 PM (CRLoc)

126 I'll swap Schwarzkoff for Powell.

Posted by: red at December 27, 2012 07:23 PM (ymJbM)

127
She's interviewing at Princeton??
This is the one Ivy League school, that until recently, had a reputation of intellectual integrity and commitment to truth instead of ideology.
...then came Cornell West

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 27, 2012 07:23 PM (D2wZD)

128 120 No such luck: @EdHenryTV US official confirms retired Gen. Norman Schwarzkoff has died
Posted by: Retread at December 27, 2012 07:20 PM (zxitI)




Damn. I was just thinking about him yesterday, wondering what he was up to.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2012 07:24 PM (c2oll)

129
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2012 07:18 PM (UOM4

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Jane, ENOUGH. Some of us are planning on eating dinner tonight.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 07:24 PM (4u2LN)

130 73 "only the EPA doesn't kill Americans."

Haven't you heard, they've branched out.


Posted by: Abraham J. Simpson at December 27, 2012 07:06 PM (ndlFj)


No, just MILLIONS of Africans, via Malaria, due to the DDT Ban... which had NO scientific basis...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2012 07:24 PM (lZBBB)

131 BULLETIN: Norman Schwartzkopf has passed away. RIP.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 27, 2012 07:25 PM (GoIUi)

132 Posted by: Albie Damned at December 27, 2012 07:23 PM (D2wZD)

Princeton was the last serious Ivy.

They had a good run. They held out longer than anyone had a right to expect.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 07:26 PM (yIFee)

133
Norman Schwartzkopf has passed away. RIP.
--------------------

Yep. But George Soros is feeling just fine. /spits

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 07:26 PM (4u2LN)

134 Bush 41 approved message re Stormin Norman.

http://bit.ly/12Sm5kD

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 27, 2012 07:27 PM (piMMO)

135 Damn. Stormin' Norman Schwarzkoph has died.

RIP, dear soldier.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2012 07:27 PM (UOM48)

136 Princeton was the last serious Ivy.

They had a good run. They held out longer than anyone had a right to expect.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 07:26 PM (yIFee)


wasn't Woodrow Wilson the dean of Princeton



and what kind of name is Woodrow, does that mean asshole in Eskimo? or Alute?

Posted by: Jake in ID at December 27, 2012 07:28 PM (jfSqj)

137 125 "dump of a song"

Tell us about the top ten hits you've written. And no, disco and metal do not count as songs.
Posted by: teej at December 27, 2012 07:23 PM (CRLoc)

_________________

Sorry teen--it was just a joke.

But ya--I kind of loathed those sappy depressing songs of the 60's.

Jim Croce.

Bye Bye Miss American Pie--or whatever the hell that was.

That Someone Left My Cake Out In The Rain--


please.

Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 07:28 PM (r2PLg)

138 This gets her out of the hot kitchen she created. All her precious belief(man made global warming etc.) are preserved without her having to testify about her religion. Subpoenas at 50 paces. Remember Benghazi!

Posted by: Baconfat at December 27, 2012 07:28 PM (l2nZ/)

139 Yes! RIP indeed Stormin' Norman!

The troops, I was told by a Desert Storm veteran, loved you. Powell, mmm, not so much.

Posted by: teej at December 27, 2012 07:29 PM (1CULz)

140 General Schwarzkoph, East Victor.

RIP

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 07:29 PM (QupBk)

141 I wish the *rest* of the administration would get out before they were prosecuted.

And a billion dollars and perfect health and a geeky fashion-model bookworm girlfriend with a gun fetish while I'm wishing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 27, 2012 07:29 PM (I4bs+)

142 Norman Schwartzkopf has passed away. RIP.
--------------------

Yep. But George Soros is feeling just fine. /spits

Proof positive God doesn't want everyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 07:29 PM (d0Dmj)

143 Oops--70's.

whatever.

Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 07:29 PM (r2PLg)

144 My dog - John Wright. Loved old John Wright. He was a good dog.

Posted by: Whatev at December 27, 2012 07:30 PM (2t6Gz)

145 Thank you Bear for your service and example. Fiddler's Green Sir.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2012 07:30 PM (i5xnd)

146
Stormin' Norman is the 3rd, huh?

God has a sick sense of humor

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 27, 2012 07:30 PM (D2wZD)

147 Bloomberg/Business week link is broken in the side bar.

Ace leaves for a week and the whole place falls apart!

Posted by: Cashin at December 27, 2012 07:30 PM (TYEu4)

148 Duke is dominating in their bowl game.

Truly bizarre.

Posted by: Y-not at December 27, 2012 07:30 PM (5H6zj)

149 My uncle saw Norman Schwartzkopf at an event a few years ago.

He said he was not looking so good then


RIP


Posted by: Jake in ID at December 27, 2012 07:30 PM (jfSqj)

150 If only she had used the name Matt Damon instead. We would have had a glorious field day with that.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 27, 2012 07:31 PM (tEkQA)

151 That's supposed to be IP Freely.

And I know that's right cause I learned it under the grandstand.


Sounds about right...

Posted by: Claude Bauls at December 27, 2012 07:31 PM (opLk0)

152 I remember taking John Wright to the park. I'd throw a stick and say, go get it John Wright! Get the stick, John Wright!

Posted by: Whatev at December 27, 2012 07:31 PM (2t6Gz)

153 wasn't Woodrow Wilson the dean of Princeton

You mean the first American facist? Yes, yes he was.

The grad school in Public and International Affairs there is named after him.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 07:32 PM (yIFee)

154
>>Duke is dominating in their bowl game.

Truly bizarre.<<

2nd bowl appearance in a row where the head coach ditched the team just before the game

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 27, 2012 07:33 PM (D2wZD)

155 So what is wrong with using a fake name for official business anyway?

Posted by: Mike Oxincider at December 27, 2012 07:35 PM (SkyIE)

156 Had a bird named Melissa Marie Hutchison. We middle named her after her great grandma Marie Hutchison.

Posted by: Whatev at December 27, 2012 07:35 PM (2t6Gz)

157 95

WhenI write fake email, or checksIprefer Richard Fitzwell. It sounds
so hoity-toity and English. But my friends just call me Dick.


I like to be Vietnamese... my name is Long Duc Dong

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at December 27, 2012 07:36 PM (Jls4P)

158 RIP, General.

In other news, why does Jane D'oh hate us? I mean, Hillary in a transparent nightie? Really? I was planning on getting lucky tonight. Now I'm gonna have to find a moron with some rohypnol to lend me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 27, 2012 07:36 PM (Ai+tZ)

159 When I had a secret email account, I went by the name Phil McCracken

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 27, 2012 07:36 PM (UvR6d)

160 So what is wrong with using a fake name for official business anyway?

I don't know!

Posted by: Amanda Huggenkiss, Chief, Enforcement Division, Federal Bureau of Redundancy at December 27, 2012 07:36 PM (yIFee)

161 Not to worry tasker, was just joshin myself. Well, mostly.
But damn, I loved most of Croce's stuff. And American Pie is one of my all time fav's. Don't know the cake in the rain song.
Yeah, I can be a real sap sometimes.
But Zeppelin is still my all time favorite R&R band.

Posted by: teej at December 27, 2012 07:37 PM (pBcpe)

162 I like to be Vietnamese... my name is Long Duc Dong

I once knew a Long Duc Dong.

He was from Phouc Mei.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 07:38 PM (yIFee)

163 Ann Coulter had a geat tweet today.
She said that Barney Frank is eyeing John Kerry's seat

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 27, 2012 07:39 PM (D2wZD)

164 My other dog, sitting right here Aaron Abravanel is waiting for his nightly walk. He's jewish, but still beloved.

Posted by: Whatev at December 27, 2012 07:40 PM (2t6Gz)

165 I wonder how many 'fake' email accounts are being used in other parts of the gov't.

Especially, those with regulatory or large contractual tasks...

Breitbart? O'Keefe? Any 'Deep Throats' out there in gummint land?

Posted by: dtih at December 27, 2012 07:41 PM (Ds6t5)

166
Hey Ronster; that's Captain Obvious to you mister.. ;-)

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 27, 2012 07:41 PM (EjpKz)

167 107 It stands for "Barking Omelette" in Indonesian...

Lincolntf, can I have that to consider as a replacement nic for "Taqiyyotomist"? I've ditched it for a while, and I have to change my Wordpress account, so I need something good.

Of course, I'll give you full credit, by way of one case of pudding cups and one half-empty fifth of Valu-Rite to the charity of your choice.

Posted by: JDR what was Taqiyy and wants to be Barking Omelette at December 27, 2012 07:42 PM (e7KZr)

168 63 I hereby propose and effectuate the creation of a "Dick Windsor Award For Transparency in Government" to be awarded at the end of every year. Susan "Benghazi" Rice, Hillary "Bonk" Clinton and Barack Obama are all champions in their own right, but I think Lisa from the EPA should win in year one.
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I think Hillary "Bonk" Clinton wins it just for the name.

Posted by: The Lightworker at December 27, 2012 07:42 PM (mH/yQ)

169 They truly do think we're stupid.

Posted by: Whatev at December 27, 2012 07:43 PM (2t6Gz)

170 Oh!

Heloooo, Cousin Dickey!

*hisses*

"What do you mean he's a girl!"

Posted by: Lavinia at December 27, 2012 07:44 PM (aOVhq)

171 161 Not to worry tasker, was just joshin myself. Well, mostly.
But damn, I loved most of Croce's stuff. And American Pie is one of my all time fav's. Don't know the cake in the rain song.
Yeah, I can be a real sap sometimes.
But Zeppelin is still my all time favorite R&R band.
Posted by: teej at December 27, 2012 07:37 PM (pBcpe)


______

Well--Zeppelin--now that we can agree on.

Shoot--I cannot even remember who wrote or sang that--

Someone Left My Cake Out in the Rain--I think it was originally done by an English actor.

Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 07:44 PM (r2PLg)

172 169 They truly do think we're stupid.

Posted by: Whatev at December 27, 2012 07:43 PM (2t6Gz)


We kind of are.

Posted by: The Stupid Party at December 27, 2012 07:44 PM (I4bs+)

173 (And Wordpress won't accept JDR. Somehow it's based on a z-80 chip and can't use numbers of characters smaller than 4, and also can't use upper-case letters. A severely broken anachronism of sorts.)

Posted by: JDR what was Taqiyy and wants to be Barking Omelette at December 27, 2012 07:45 PM (e7KZr)

174 Help, I fainted and I can't offer a reason for my resignation!

Posted by: Richard Windsor at December 27, 2012 07:45 PM (mH/yQ)

175 Sorry teej

Damn autocorrect keeps wanting me to call you--

"teen"..wth?

Posted by: tasker at December 27, 2012 07:45 PM (r2PLg)

176 168 63 I hereby propose and effectuate the creation of a "Dick Windsor Award For Transparency in Government" to be awarded at the end of every year.

Posted by: The Lightworker at December 27, 2012 07:42 PM (mH/yQ)


I third or fourth or fifth that or whatever number I am.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 27, 2012 07:45 PM (I4bs+)

177 I just got an email from someone purporting to be choom2008@hotmail.com saying that fro $250 up front and a bank account number I could help him with a 60M inheritance dilemma.

Posted by: Whatev at December 27, 2012 07:47 PM (2t6Gz)

178 crotchetyoldjarhead at December 27, 2012 07:41 PM (EjpKz)

Heh. That wasn't directed at you.

Posted by: Ronster at December 27, 2012 07:47 PM (JgkPs)

179 Not ONE mention of NASCAR legend Dick Trickle who, despite his unfortunate name, rose to incredible, um, stature./

What threw this place off its game, anyway?

:shakes head:

Posted by: JDR what was Taqiyy and wants to be Barking Omelette at December 27, 2012 07:48 PM (e7KZr)

180 171 Someone Left My Cake Out in the Rain--I think it was originally done by an English actor.
-
Richard Harris. Irish, not English. Good actor.

Posted by: The Lightworker at December 27, 2012 07:49 PM (mH/yQ)

181 My friends owns a business, and has a regular client named Dick Weed. He doesn't like to go by Richard either....no, it has to be Dick.

Posted by: Dave S. at December 27, 2012 07:51 PM (UvR6d)

182 162
I like to be Vietnamese... my name is Long Duc Dong


I once knew a Long Duc Dong.

He was from Phouc Mei.


Is that somewhere near Poon Tang?

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at December 27, 2012 07:52 PM (Jls4P)

183 Let's resign ourselves to the fact Hildebeast will be our next president.

The RNC called me just before Christmas begging for money and I told them to go fuck themselves. (Well, maybe I told them to never call again, and then wished them an angry "Merry Christmas.")

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2012 07:53 PM (UOM48)

184 10 She'll be getting 6 figures from a left wing think tank or company within a week.

...advising companies how to "comply" (OR, who to bribe) w/the mountains of regulations she was rubber stamping until Dick Windsor caught up with her. I really f'ng hate these people.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 27, 2012 07:54 PM (Aitxy)

185 But did she "resign" resign?

Posted by: Whoopie at December 27, 2012 07:55 PM (ygAxO)

186 Ronster, **sniff** ...My wingman, Buster Himann and his copilot Jack Mahogoff will be sad...

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 27, 2012 07:56 PM (17o5E)

187 What can I say. Loved my mom's music; Williams, Mathis, Sinatra etc.
Was 9 when the Beatles were on Ed Sullivan. Then came the British invasion. Motown, the singer/songwriters, the San Francisco scene and the late 60's British bands. I loved it all. 67 my mom "forced" me to take band. I said drums and her eyes rolled as she looked to the heavens. But thanks mom! You were right,,,again.
Gotta go after that bit of info that nobody cared about.
Keep on fappin' Horde.

Posted by: teej at December 27, 2012 07:56 PM (dmcx3)

188 oops - apparently no rifle, let alone assault rifle was found at the scene. Handguns only. If true, and I haven't checked yet, the whole assault rifle BS is blown out of the water.

Posted by: Whatev at December 27, 2012 07:57 PM (2t6Gz)

189 Jane, I would have wished them "Crappy Holidays".

In a syrupy-sweet voice. I don't have a land line, so, thankfully I don't get robocalls.

I have a sneaking, and valid, suspicion that microphone is always on though.

I'm on that list. You're on that list. Regarding commenters on conservative blogs who understand almost exactly what the F is going on, and who are the subject of long-laid plans to be "dealt with".

Great Leap Forward 2!

Fun stuff. Sure to be more spectacular than the first.

Posted by: JDR what was Taqiyy and wants to be Barking Omelette at December 27, 2012 07:58 PM (e7KZr)

190 The Cake Out in The Rain song is called MacArthur Park & it was written by Jimmy Webb (!) Donna Summer even covered it with a disco version.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 27, 2012 07:58 PM (53riN)

191 I can't believe how immature you all are being about this.

Posted by: Jack Meeyoff at December 27, 2012 07:59 PM (HoGA+)

192 Let's resign ourselves to the fact Hildebeast will be our next president.
---
She's been out of sight recovering from concussion, AKA face-lift. Should start running within a year.

Posted by: Whatev at December 27, 2012 07:59 PM (2t6Gz)

193 183 Let's resign ourselves to the fact Hildebeast will be our next president.
-
LifeCall, I've fainted and I can't testify about dirty tricks!

Posted by: Hillary "Bonk" Clinton at December 27, 2012 08:05 PM (mH/yQ)

194 188

Not true from what I know.

Four (up 2 from 2) handguns, and the Bushmaster .223 were found near the body of Lanza, who shot himself directly in the forehead (??!) with one of the handguns.

Reports vary from one to three OTHER "rifles" were found in the trunk of Lanza's (mom's) car, all of which, rifles and car included, are alleged to have been stolen from her by 20-year-old super-intelligent adult feel-no-pain wackjob, after murdering her.

The rifle you see in the youtube video being cycled appropriately is most likely a 12-g Saiga (russian) shotgun, according to most trustworthy experts who have examined the video. He left a few guns in the car.

Personally, I don't believe jack mf-ing squat about this entire case.

Posted by: JDR what was Taqiyy and wants to be Barking Omelette at December 27, 2012 08:06 PM (e7KZr)

195 Help, I've fainted and I can't testify about election fraud!

Posted by: Hillary "Bonk" Clinton at December 27, 2012 08:07 PM (mH/yQ)

196 Commit crime on the job. Get caught. Quit government job. Freedom from prosecution. Is that about the sum of things?

USA == Banana Republic populated by criminals.

We are a lawless nation. Everyone, get ready to start ignoring them yourselves.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 27, 2012 08:08 PM (eHIJJ)

197 Help, I've fainted and I can't testify about assassinations!

Posted by: Hillary "Bonk" Clinton at December 27, 2012 08:09 PM (mH/yQ)

198 There'll be a fainting couch in the Oval Office.

Posted by: The Lightworker at December 27, 2012 08:10 PM (mH/yQ)

199 It's all yours JDR. Enjoy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 27, 2012 08:10 PM (tkoGU)

200 196 Commit crime on the job. Get caught. Quit government job. Freedom from prosecution. Is that about the sum of things?
-
Depending on what side you're on.

Posted by: Scooter Libby at December 27, 2012 08:13 PM (mH/yQ)

201 Will the usual suspects self-righteous fuckwit progtard assholes be screaming "QUITTAH! QUITTAH! Big Quitty-Quitting-Quitter who Quits!" like they did when Palin resigned?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 27, 2012 08:15 PM (KSjsb)

202 The justice dept. will announce an investigation into the email alias story sometime tomorrow. Until their investigation is over all FOIA requests for those 'alleged' emails will (necessarily) be put on hold.
Transparency ... it's what they do.

Posted by: JMKN1 at December 27, 2012 08:20 PM (JMKN1)

203 "only the EPA doesn't kill Americans"

Not directly but there is actually a mathmatical formula that can show how many extra people die/per dollars pulled from economy by regulation and buracracy. Essentially, for every $X, Y people die. It's been over ten years since I saw it, and the number is millions so it doesn't seem like that many until you *really* start adding up the amount the government is sucking in every year.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 27, 2012 08:26 PM (wbeNt)

204 Anita Mandalay.

Posted by: Bob at December 27, 2012 08:33 PM (1efte)

205 Obama phoned her and said: "I want you gone by the time I get back from Hawaii. You don't want to find out what happens if you aren't."

Posted by: Socratease at December 27, 2012 08:36 PM (DRPrm)

206 Yes but did she reign resign?

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 27, 2012 08:37 PM (x+7qA)

207 Woof, mfers. With bacon and jalapenos.

Posted by: Barking Omelette at December 27, 2012 08:41 PM (e7KZr)

208 StJohn-Smythe, if you please...

Posted by: Bill Johnson at December 27, 2012 08:49 PM (9X1+H)

209 I think that nobody in the Obama administration will ever have any negative payback for things they've done in this life, so I'm just hoping for justice in the next one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2012 08:57 PM (VLe4D)

210 USA Today only mention the Richard Windsor account in the last couple graphs, and made it sound like she did that to avoid spam.

LOL.

Posted by: Sexypig at December 27, 2012 09:08 PM (dZQh7)

211 My advice is to go to some popular porn star name generators, fill in Dem pol names, and then use the output to track down their secret gmail accounts.

Posted by: Sexypig at December 27, 2012 09:37 PM (dZQh7)

212 Here's the story I got from an insider: If you look at the EPA public web page, you can link to an employee directory. "Richard Windsor" will not come up in a search. However, the internal EPA Lotus Notes directory does show a "Richard Windsor" as an EPA employee (not a contractor) in the Administrator's office.

Posted by: isophorone at December 27, 2012 09:44 PM (m/Ana)

213 I used to know a lady whose married name was - no kidding - Bever-Dich.
That's pronounced, "Beaver-Dick"

Posted by: tomaig at December 28, 2012 08:17 AM (V5U/W)

214 "Syngeon-Smythe"

You crack me up....

Posted by: 007 at December 28, 2012 09:45 AM (GQ72I)






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