Noted Idiot Joyce Carol Oates: Why, They're Treating Lily-White Piers Morgan As If He Were a Negro!

Re. Piers Morgan deportation rage: the blood-bonding of lynching. Check out those photos of Southern lynch mobs, crucified Negroes.
No lynch mob has ever thought it was evil, or even tragically misguided. All believe they are acting morally–to uphold Order & Goodness.—

Why the two are precisely alike, in all details.

Ms. Oates also clarified her previous Twitter statement that NRA members should get shot more, and thus they'd become sympathetic to her gun-ban desires. Her clarification was that she wasn't joking, and that she intended it seriously.

So there's that.

I suppose the sour brokedown crone should at least be given a Gold Star for not retreating to the dishonest "I meant it ironically" defense.

Meanwhile, Gallup finds that opposition to a handgun ban has it an all-time high.

Posted by: Ace at 01:41 PM

Comments

1 More projection from the left.

Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2012 01:42 PM (zoehZ)

2 Second!

Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2012 01:43 PM (zoehZ)

3 Hat trick!

Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2012 01:43 PM (zoehZ)

4 Joyce is a very prolific writer; I'm glad I haven't wasted much time on her.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 01:43 PM (RsbAc)

5 OK, I'll give someone else a chance now.

Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2012 01:43 PM (zoehZ)

6 What's a crone? I shouldn't need a dictionary to read here, Ace.

Posted by: L, elle at December 27, 2012 01:43 PM (0PiQ4)

7 Meanwhile, Gallup finds that opposition to a handgun ban has it an all-time high.

Suck it wing nuts!

Wait, what did the poll say?

Never mind

Posted by: Shtetl G at December 27, 2012 01:45 PM (L2eC5)

8 Those that want to ban guns are treating us like Negroes~!

There. That was easy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2012 01:45 PM (KDq5l)

9 What's a crone? I shouldn't need a dictionary to read here, Ace.

Posted by: L, elle at December 27, 2012 01:43 PM (0PiQ4)

An old, dried out witch.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 01:46 PM (RsbAc)

10 Why is the media so persuasive on birth control and gay rights, but unable to duplicate that success when it comes to guns? Could it be LaPierre? The same guy this site took three different whacks at last week. I honestly don't know, but it is weird that this ten days of hate was largely unsuccessful.

Posted by: tennvols87 at December 27, 2012 01:46 PM (kQl8p)

11 I've never owned a gun and I've never felt the need or desIre to do so, but stupId bItches lIke her wIll eventually drIve me to to do so.

I have no Idea why my computer won't let me type a lower case I.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at December 27, 2012 01:47 PM (E55AK)

12 Piers Morgan took our dates!

Posted by: Flounder at December 27, 2012 01:47 PM (QKKT0)

13 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 01:47 PM (/eBe8)

14 o_O

I really, really don't get Leftists. I just don't. The cognitive dissonance has to be so strong, I can't imagine being functional.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 01:49 PM (/eBe8)

15 No, we treat piers morgan like the anti constitution british twat whose ancestors we kicked the shit out last time they tried to pull a silly stunt to try and disarm us.

Posted by: Berserker at December 27, 2012 01:50 PM (FMbng)

16 I love to tell the most hysterical gun haters that their passion, and their passion alone, had motivated me to purchase yet anotherevil gun or box of ammo I don't need.

Posted by: weew at December 27, 2012 01:50 PM (iIoxT)

17 Why is the media so persuasive on birth control and gay rights,

Why, with their affinity for abortion and late term abortion, do they even care about kids getting shot?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 01:50 PM (czYJs)

18 So let's see.

52% voted for Obama
74% oppose a gun ban

So 22% voted don't want a gun ban yet voted for the guy who has said repeatedly he wants to ban guns.

This country is so fucked up.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 27, 2012 01:51 PM (HDgX3)

19 Bitch crazy. I hope she's on a no-sell list somewhere.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at December 27, 2012 01:51 PM (gxCRt)

20 So, is she like married to John Oates?

Posted by: Liza Minelli, Woman Beater at December 27, 2012 01:51 PM (KtmYy)

21 You know what's been pissing me off lately? It's that damned Adobe Systems Incorporated Adobe Flash Player popup that won't go away. Damn them to hell. May they drown in a sea of virtual ones and zeros.

BTW, I emailed that scrunt Sen Fiendstein and asked her to resign since she violated her oath to protect and defend the Constitution. Lotta good that will do since the rest of the 37 million Commiefornians are not likely to act in kind. It's awful to have her and that scrunt Boxer as my Senators. Just awful.

Posted by: torabora at December 27, 2012 01:51 PM (WYX8a)

22 Why is the media so persuasive on birth control and gay rights, but unable to duplicate that success when it comes to guns?

Because the exact same arguments they use to make abortion (forget birth control) and gay rights more palatable are the ones easiest to make against gun bans and gun control generally.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 01:51 PM (/eBe8)

23 Someone needs to explain to Joyce Carol Oates that the first amendment will get the same treatment as the second.

Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2012 01:52 PM (53z96)

24 Why, with their affinity for abortion and late term abortion, do they even care about kids getting shot?

Killing the kid in a medical setting is different. It's like, medical and stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2012 01:52 PM (QKKT0)

25 Piers Morgan? Never heard of him...

Posted by: Charles Gibbson at December 27, 2012 01:52 PM (WYX8a)

26 Why yes, a mob of people killing a man is exactly the same as an on-line petition to send a foreigner back to his homeland.

It seems that "intellectual" is the same as "religious zealot", but with less honesty.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - sees the gods of the copybook headings on the horizon at December 27, 2012 01:52 PM (hLRSq)

27 No matter what you think, your betters are sure you do not need personal self defense, because they know that in the police state they envision, all will be perfect!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2012 01:52 PM (Cnqmv)

28 "Ms. Oates also clarified her previous Twitter statement that NRA members should get shot more"

Barrel-end points away, yo.

Posted by: BuddyPC at December 27, 2012 01:53 PM (jfUIE)

29 Can't dicks like this oates be indicted for inciting violence?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2012 01:53 PM (79ueO)

30 I've read some of her books and some of them were pretty good and also very violent. Old Joyce knows about killin'.

Posted by: huerfano at December 27, 2012 01:53 PM (bAGA/)

31 Maybe Django can just gun Piers down and we won't have to hear any more caterwalling about him.

Posted by: torabora at December 27, 2012 01:53 PM (WYX8a)

32 O/T: I'm at the airport awaiting my flight to Lansing Mi to see family. I'm already drinking in order to deal with the cold and the fat, worthless, angry, union trash I'm surely going to have to intermingle with.

Posted by: weew at December 27, 2012 01:54 PM (iIoxT)

33 It will be fun watching Democrats like Manchin squirm over the Feinstein's bill. The statist in him would love nothing more than ban hand guns. But the opportunist in him loves the job too much to give it up to ever agree to a gun ban. Same goes for Dems in Alaska, Montana and the Dakotas.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 27, 2012 01:54 PM (HDgX3)

34 Anyone see this? http://www.feinstein.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/assault-weapons

I gotta say, I don't think this will turn out like they think it will. They being anyone who thinks wont have the mother of all unintended consequences.

Posted by: BoGart at December 27, 2012 01:54 PM (Ugngr)

35 Why, with their affinity for abortion and late term abortion, do they even care about kids getting shot?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 01:50 PM (czYJs)

They don't care; they just use them as props in their horseshit narratives. In fact they hate children, because they're as emotionally undeveloped and needy as they are but will outgrow it.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 01:54 PM (RsbAc)

36 Ban Oates. It's for horses anyway.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2012 01:54 PM (DtrMW)

37 Can't dicks like this oates be indicted for inciting violence?

Seriously? We can't even indict a man who broke the law on national television, who everyone acknowledges broke the law on national television, and his only defense was "but it was in the public interest!"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 01:55 PM (/eBe8)

38 I would like to refer to Piers by his much deserved nickname, "Musket".

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 27, 2012 01:55 PM (i2Lsf)

39 Yes, it's just like the sort of lynching of Dukes and Earls of pure Norman blood that we used to engage in down here in Dixie in order to express our racism against the Negro.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 27, 2012 01:55 PM (mg08E)

40 I think its high time that we put a stop to anybody defending the Constitution. It doesn't mean shit any more and and you can ask my friends at SCOTUS. All this free speech stuff has to stop.

Posted by: Sen. Fiendstein at December 27, 2012 01:57 PM (WYX8a)

41 Threads like this are just baiting my anger

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 27, 2012 01:57 PM (8sCoq)

42 Sooo.... they think that aForeigner who wants to change your founding documents, and essentaily says your Rights are stupid...

And wants to EDIT the Bible...

One who could not even SAY these things in his home country, due to hate speech laws and such, but can only say them due to the Freedoms founded by a document he wishes to change...

Should NOT be expelled by the very Country he wants to change?

He is here on sufference... not by Right....

Posted by: History, yelling.... again... at December 27, 2012 01:57 PM (lZBBB)

43 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2012 01:52 PM (QKKT0)

According to the IPAB, any approved Obamacare procedure (like abortion) is for the good of mankind.

Prolonging your own life is not an approved procedure!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2012 01:58 PM (Cnqmv)

44 They don't care; they just use them as props in their horseshit narratives. In fact they hate children, because they're as emotionally undeveloped and needy as they are but will outgrow it.

I'm still waiting on the left to outgrow it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 01:58 PM (GFM2b)

45 And so the leftwing "eliminationist" rhetoric continues.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2012 01:58 PM (AUeaU)

46 I hate to say it but, actually lynching a few of these turds would gain us respect as a mostly-peaceful people.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 01:58 PM (QupBk)

47 Why, with their affinity for abortion and late term abortion, do they even care about kids getting shot?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 01:50 PM (czYJs)

Do you REALLY think they care?

Control control control.

Posted by: RWC at December 27, 2012 01:58 PM (fWAjv)

48 And Feinstein's bill will never get to a vote. She's just polishing up her bonafides for her constituents' edification

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 27, 2012 01:58 PM (8sCoq)

49 I'd say "Fuck the bitch", but who the hell would?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 01:59 PM (IvVLN)

50 If you're in a facebook debate with a lib ask the lib if they're pro-choice? The answer of course will be yes. Then the next comment from you is "great, then leave my choice of a gun purchase alone". There's no real comeback from that other than "it's not the same thing, guns kill people, abortions don't" and you know very well no pro-choicer wants to go there.

** And I say this as a pro-choice guy. **

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 27, 2012 01:59 PM (HDgX3)

51 Joyce Carol Oates teaches at Princeton. Paul Krugman teaches some classes there too. Van Jones was employed for a while by the Woodrow Wilson School in Princeton. Does that explain a bit more?

Patriot John Witherspoon who signed the Declaration of Independence and who also worked at Princeton would be turning over in his grave.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2012 01:59 PM (VLe4D)

52 Joyce Carol Oates is one of the most overrated writers in contemporary fiction and literary criticism and by contemporary I mean everything post Dickens. Her works are trite. Her psychology longs to reach the heights of juvenile. Her plots, and I shall be so kind as to call them plots, are obvious set points on the way to an equally obvious conclusion. I would claim that her works are emotionally manipulative but that would require that said works provoke any emotion beyond laughter. She cannot craft a scene, her characters all have the same voice, her supposedly deft and keenly penetrative gaze into contemporary life and relationships is nothing more than the prattling of a coddled and cocooned woman who is seeking a visceral thrill through the pain of others. She is full of contempt for both her characters and her readers. Frankly, the acclaim in which she is held reflects nothing so much as the utter lack of true depth in modern fiction.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)

53 it always comes down to this for liberals, they can't conceive of any opposition to their policies and anyone who does oppose them has to get written out of discourse

Posted by: JDP at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (60GaT)

54 As long as we're being accused of it...........

Okay, okay. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (DtrMW)

55 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 27, 2012 01:51 PM (HDgX3)

But.... but.... Free Shit!... and ObamaPhones!

Posted by: Usefull Idiot... at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (lZBBB)

56 46 I hate to say it but, actually lynching a few of these turds would gain us respect as a mostly-peaceful people.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 01:58 PM (QupBk)

Oooo...oooo...pick me! Pick me! I volunteer!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (IvVLN)

57
Deportation rage? LOL! Nah, it's just tweaking the fat white limey's butt. Carry on!

Posted by: Walkers! at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (qBY6R)

58 Crone - desiccated harridan spinster with nothing else to do except ruin everyone else's life.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (Ue72k)

59 I'd say "Fuck the bitch", but who the hell would?Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 01:59 PM (IvVLN)

You rang?

Posted by: The Barbed Cock of Satan at December 27, 2012 02:01 PM (sbV1u)

60 Loved her in "Popeye".

Posted by: ChampionCapua at December 27, 2012 02:01 PM (KZi9D)

61 I just love how Morgan is "facing deportation" according to him. Not quite.

Posted by: Mama AJ on Fire at December 27, 2012 02:01 PM (SUKHu)

62 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)

{Standing Ovation}

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:01 PM (/eBe8)

63 Oh yeah, she's a favorite of mine on twitter because she brings the stupid big time, here's my favorite, and when you read this keep in mind she's a gun grabber, she wants to take away your guns - https://twitter.com/JoyceCarolOates/status/281084089912664064

Posted by: booger at December 27, 2012 02:02 PM (HI6wa)

64 Patriot John Witherspoon who signed the Declaration of Independence and who also worked at Princeton would be turning over in his grave.

Hook a generator up and free electricity!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 02:02 PM (GFM2b)

65 52 Joyce Carol Oates is one of the most overrated writers in contemporary fiction and literary criticism and by contemporary I mean everything post Dickens. Her works are trite. Her psychology longs to reach the heights of juvenile. Her plots, and I shall be so kind as to call them plots, are obvious set points on the way to an equally obvious conclusion. I would claim that her works are emotionally manipulative but that would require that said works provoke any emotion beyond laughter. She cannot craft a scene, her characters all have the same voice, her supposedly deft and keenly penetrative gaze into contemporary life and relationships is nothing more than the prattling of a coddled and cocooned woman who is seeking a visceral thrill through the pain of others. She is full of contempt for both her characters and her readers. Frankly, the acclaim in which she is held reflects nothing so much as the utter lack of true depth in modern fiction.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)

Yeah. Totally. Sooooo....when are you turning the camera on?

*runs away*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 02:02 PM (IvVLN)

66 Have you ever noticed, the angrier you get, the more typos and missed words you have? This kind of thing is leading me from let it burn, to wanting to light the fires.

Posted by: BoGart at December 27, 2012 02:02 PM (Ugngr)

67 21
You know what's been pissing me off lately? It's that damned Adobe
Systems Incorporated Adobe Flash Player popup that won't go away. Damn
them to hell. May they drown in a sea of virtual ones and zeros.

Me too. How can I make it go away? Permanently.

Posted by: Ron Penfound at December 27, 2012 02:02 PM (f5Ktx)

68 Frankly, the acclaim in which she is held reflects nothing so much as the utter lack of true depth in modern fiction.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)

Boom goes the dynamite! Well done.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 02:03 PM (RsbAc)

69 Well now waiting to board plane home.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2012 02:03 PM (Ue72k)

70 I know a Brit who is one of the most anti-American person out there. He's lived in this country for 10+ years. On every topic be it taxes, health care, guns, his position is Americans are wrong, the rest of the world is right. I've asked him several times, why do you stay here then if it's so awful? He's yet to give me an actual answer, always spins it with some type of bullshit about how he has a right to his opinion.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 27, 2012 02:03 PM (HDgX3)

71 Joyce Carol Oates is 74 years old. I don't know that a lot of 74 women are doing much "f'ing".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2012 02:03 PM (VLe4D)

72 But in both birth control insurance coverage, and gun bans the media is pushing increased government activity. Likewise with taxes. Free sells, but its not clear to me that freedom sells. It might just be that Hollywood makes sleeping around cool hence subsidized BC gets support and makes guns cool hence people want gun rights. In that case, the news media really doesn't have much influence which might be cause for a slight celebration especially on issues that don't overlap with movies.

Posted by: tennvols87 at December 27, 2012 02:04 PM (kQl8p)

73 Me too. How can I make it go away? Permanently.

Uninstall Adobe Flash.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:04 PM (/eBe8)

74 Threads like this are just baiting my anger
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 27, 2012 01:57 PM (8sCoq)

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:04 PM (VtjlW)

75 So is she saying that people wanting to deport Morgan are like southern Democrats? They were the ones doing the lynching.

Posted by: Cheri at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (G+Wff)

76 If a man talks in an empty room, does it make a sound? I was talking to myself in the previous thread.

Posted by: Bobby DiNiro at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (jucos)

77 https://twitter.com/JoyceCarolOates/status/281084089912664064

She doesn't live up in Brattleboro, going by Mary Cloggenstein, does she?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (i2Lsf)

78 We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:04 PM (VtjlW)

____________________
Bravo!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (HDgX3)

79 Have you ever noticed, the angrier you get, the more typos and missed words you have? This kind of thing is leading me from let it burn, to wanting to light the fires.
Posted by: BoGart at December 27, 2012 02:02 PM (Ugngr)

----------------------------------------------

Yes. Yes, indeed.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (DtrMW)

80 Deporting brown people is racist.

Deporting white people is .....also racist.

Because reasons?

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (KXm42)

81 Joyce Carol Oates is 74 years old. I don't know that a lot of 74 women are doing much "f'ing".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2012 02:03 PM (VLe4D)

If you try to visualize it, you won't either.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (RsbAc)

82 Joyce Carol Oates has books listed on OPrah's book club! Need more be said?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (Cnqmv)

83
>>Ban Oates. It's for horses anyway.

I dunno, sometimes I get tired of straight barley beer.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget's square dildo at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (epxV4)

84 I only have read one novel by Oates and some short stories. I didn't enjoy them enough to read anymore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (VLe4D)

85 "Check out those photos of Southern lynch mobs (Democrats), crucified Negroes (Republicans).

Clarified that for ya, honey.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 27, 2012 02:06 PM (tqAT4)

86 Frankly, the acclaim in which she is held reflects nothing so much as the utter lack of true depth in modern fiction.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)

The 7th Bombardment Group of Alextopia is on strip alert, my Queen. Coordinates to Oates' house as well as the offices to the New Yorker and The New York Review of Books have been loaded.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:06 PM (sbV1u)

87 Yeah. Totally. Sooooo....when are you turning the camera on?

*runs away*
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 02:02 PM (IvVLN)

Sorry, I showered this morning.

Say hi to Chompy for me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:06 PM (VtjlW)

88 Joyce Carol Oates?
I prefer cream of wheat.

Posted by: USA at December 27, 2012 02:06 PM (RIg+t)

89 Joyce Carol Oates is 74 years old. I don't know that a lot of 74 women are doing much "f'ing".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2012 02:03 PM (VLe4D)
-------------------------------------------------------
Hey Sailor....

Posted by: Helen Thomas at December 27, 2012 02:07 PM (jucos)

90 Has anyone mentioned yet "Who is Joyce Carol Oates?"

Because I don't.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2012 02:07 PM (KXm42)

91 "Check out those photos of Southern lynch mobs (Democrats), crucified Negroes (Republicans)."

this doesn't mean as much as you think

Posted by: JDP at December 27, 2012 02:07 PM (60GaT)

92 Sorry, I showered this morning.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:06 PM (VtjlW)

A second shower wouldn't hurt you. Remember, cleanliness is next to godliness.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 02:07 PM (IvVLN)

93 Will she take Warren Oates' guns too?

Posted by: Tuco at December 27, 2012 02:07 PM (tdaam)

94 He's yet to give me an actual answer, always spins it with some type of bullshit about how he has a right to his opinion. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 27, 2012 02:03 PM (HDgX3)

Correct response: "Yes, you sure do. I was just trying to figure out why you don't have the courage of your convictions, that's all."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:08 PM (sbV1u)

95
Re. Piers Morgan deportation rage: the blood-bonding of lynching. Check out
those photos of Southern lynch mobs, crucified Negroes.

No lynch mob has ever thought it was evil, or even tragically misguided. All
believe they are acting morally–to uphold Order Goodness.—

When good Democrats go bad.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 02:08 PM (4u2LN)

96 Remember, cleanliness is next to godliness.

While what you have in mind might possibly get farther from "clean," it couldn't possibly get any farther from "godly." Just sayin'.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:09 PM (/eBe8)

97 No lynch mob has ever thought it was evil, or even tragically misguided.
All believe they are acting morally–to uphold Order Goodness.—

---

At least Oaties knows something about lynch mobs, she's been in enough of them and that's exactly the way she acted.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2012 02:09 PM (Hx5uv)

98 We wish this bitch would just shut up.

Posted by: Hall and Oates at December 27, 2012 02:09 PM (jucos)

99 Piers Morgan's veracity has been measured in a court a law. The verdict of Lord Justice Leveson: "Utterly Unpersuasive."

That verdict would be humiliating for a man of character, but it makes him a perfect jackal for the left on CNN.

Posted by: USA at December 27, 2012 02:09 PM (RIg+t)

100 I'll bet Piers Morgan drinks Colt 45 and smokes Kools.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (Hx5uv)

101 I would like to high stick her or punch her in the face.

Posted by: Adam Oates at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (jucos)

102 And who is Piers Morgan? I thought that was a financial firm.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (KXm42)

103 >>Me too. How can I make it go away? Permanently.

>>>Uninstall Adobe Flash.

______

Done. Is there a safer version available? Or do we have to wait until hordes of computer owners descend on Adobe headquarters with torches and pitchforks demanding they clean it up?

Posted by: Ron Penfound at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (f5Ktx)

104 I know hunters, I know gun owners and support the Second amendment. But I've been reading posts by a lot of real assholes on various sites who think a gun makes them action heroes. Who rely too much on that hunk of metal and too little on their brain.

Those types dilute and distort the original intent.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (G6kli)

105 Slightly OT:

Local news reported that two veterans were in a dispute in a parking lot. When police arrives, one was on his knees with the other behind him with a gun at his head.

One party had a bumper sticker on his car that the other said was "disrespectful" of Obama.

Wagers are being accepted as to which party pulled the gun.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (v9Cj5)

106 >>Have you ever noticed, the angrier you get, the more typos and missed words you have?

Not when AtC is writing.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 27, 2012 02:11 PM (SUKHu)

107 it always comes down to this for liberals, they can't conceive of any opposition to their policies and anyone who does oppose them has to get written out of discourse
Posted by: JDP

Hence the War on Women, Gun Fanatics, Nazis, Hitlers, Red-Necks, Bible Thumpers, Gay Bashers, Racists, etc.
Turn Alinsky back on them with ridicule and utter contempt. Taking the high road hasn't worked out to well for conservatives.

Posted by: Cheri at December 27, 2012 02:11 PM (G+Wff)

108 #70-

Well, as an alternative to your Brit, I know w Brit -married to my dual citizenship sister =who both live in England -who loves America, They have been to every state- many several times. They are trying to sell their house in Cornwall to move to Maine but the housing market stinks over there too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2012 02:11 PM (VLe4D)

109 Whatever you morons do, don't look at her pic in Wiki.
She makes Helen Thomas look nubile.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (aZ6ew)

110 But I've been reading posts by a lot of real assholes on various sites who think a gun makes them action heroes. Who rely too much on that hunk of metal and too little on their brain. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (G6kli)

So you read some blog posts. That qualifies you for what, exactly? To decide who gets to keep a gun?

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (sbV1u)

111 when guns are outlawed, most Americans who actually liked America the way it was supposed to be will be outlaws

Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (bJm7W)

112 A second shower wouldn't hurt you. Remember, cleanliness is next to godliness.

And the shower cam should be next to the shower head.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (GFM2b)

113
Done. Is there a safer version available? Or do we have to wait
until hordes of computer owners descend on Adobe headquarters with
torches and pitchforks demanding they clean it up?

No, there is no safer version, and Adobe has heard all the complaints and ignored them.

The best way to make Adobe clean up their act is to move everything as quickly as possible to MS Silverlight or host media on HTML 5 sites (which don't require Adobe). Neither of those is likely to happen, however. Not for a long time.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (/eBe8)

114 Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (G6kli)

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Nice try, troll.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (DtrMW)

115 Polls? polls? We don't care about any stinking polls. You got Boner and the hapless McConnell. You got nuttin'.

Posted by: Sen. Fiendstein at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (WYX8a)

116 Ugggh.

If your damn ethnic delicacy smells like a fucking petting zoo please do NOT cook it in the office!

Posted by: RWC at December 27, 2012 02:13 PM (fWAjv)

117 While what you have in mind might possibly get farther from "clean," it couldn't possibly get any farther from "godly." Just sayin'.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:09 PM (/eBe

Untrue. Think "Eros". Or perhaps "Himeros".

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 02:13 PM (IvVLN)

118 Hmmm indeed. I'm sure others have and will comment on the salient point about to be made, but to get everybody on the same plane--tragedy occurs, agitated citizens decide to go on a rampage against those they consider of the same class as the villain, and some of the mob decide a man's color or birthplace determine his guilt.

I agree with Oates. This is *exactly* what is going on with Newtown.

More weight.

Posted by: Cinna the poet at December 27, 2012 02:13 PM (k4wRs)

119 89 Joyce Carol Oates is 74 years old. I don't know that a lot of 74 women are doing much "f'ing".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2012 02:03 PM

The greatest rise in sexually transmitted disease is among the elderly. Granny been getting her freak on.

Reminds me of that episode of The Shield with the porn guy in the Nixon mask making videos with old women titled Dicken Granny.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:13 PM (G6kli)

120 The Mexican constitution very explicitly gives the Mexican president power to summarily eject alien militants like Morgan who try to meddle in internal Mexican politics.

Maybe the Mexicans got a few things right too?

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 27, 2012 02:13 PM (hPavS)

121 If Joyce Oates goes out to dinner with horse face Kerry, does that mean he would go down on that bag?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2012 02:13 PM (79ueO)

122 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 27, 2012 02:03 PM (HDgX3)
__
A Canadian friend of mine was the same way. She constantly bashed and trashed the U.S., even though she repeatedly overstayed her visa while in a desperate attempt to marry an American man.

Posted by: kallisto at December 27, 2012 02:13 PM (jm/9g)

123 Nice try, troll. Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (DtrMW)

At least he lives up to his name.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:13 PM (sbV1u)

124 Didn't Gallup have Romney ahead in its last few election polls?

Posted by: JohnW at December 27, 2012 02:14 PM (Scw23)

125 Who wants to rub Cocoa Butter onto my buttocks and legs? I need to reach those hard to reach places.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at December 27, 2012 02:14 PM (jucos)

126 "Why, with their affinity for abortion and late term abortion, do they even care about kids getting shot?"

______________________

IIRC, Kermit Gosnell's wife is pleading guilty this week. That guy killed many more children (though he is charged with a fraction that can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt) and it merited a day or two of coverage and certainly no "national conversations." It's been swept under the rug, nothing to see here, etc.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 27, 2012 02:14 PM (mg08E)

127 Great review of Joyce Carol Oates' work Alexthechick. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2012 02:14 PM (VLe4D)

128 So, can I get me a huntin' license here???

Posted by: Totally not a Moby Troll at December 27, 2012 02:14 PM (KDq5l)

129 The best way to make Adobe clean up their act is to move everything as quickly as possible to MS Silverlight or host media on HTML 5 sites (which don't require Adobe). Neither of those is likely to happen, however. Not for a long time.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (/eBe

I thought MS was getting rid of Silverlight. No, I have no idea where I read that. What, you people expect me to remember shit too? Pfffft.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:14 PM (VtjlW)

130 More weight.

Nice.

Posted by: that guy that compliments other's obscure cultural references at December 27, 2012 02:14 PM (QupBk)

131 A young Tunisian man has reportedly died after winning a bet to eat 28 raw eggs in one go.
Dhaou Fatnassi, 20, from the town of Kairouan, swallowed the eggs after his friends challenged him to do so for an undisclosed sum of money.
The young man then experienced stomach pains and was taken to hospital but was pronounced dead on arrival, Shems FM reported.

What we have here is a failure to.....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (79ueO)

132 Untrue. Think "Eros". Or perhaps "Himeros". Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 02:13 PM (IvVLN)

Himeros? Really???

I bet you own a manssiere

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (sbV1u)

133 114 Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (G6kli)
------------------------------------------------
Nice try, troll.

Fuck off. You have no idea what shit these assholes post.

My favorites are when they think they will take on SWAT teams.

Maybe you should get out Moms basement more often.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (G6kli)

134 Those types dilute and distort the original intent.

They do? Their misapprehensions of their own abilities aside, how is being ready and willing to protect your friends, family, and neighbors diluting and distorting the original intent of an Amendment designed to allow for armed insurrection?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (/eBe8)

135 Posted by: Ron Penfound at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (f5Ktx)

Just bide your time, flash is going the way of the dodo and being replaced by html5, won't be long before you don't need flash at all.

Posted by: booger at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (HI6wa)

136 Spike Lee will come along and criticize this simile in 3..2..1

Posted by: BS Inc. at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (eP0u9)

137 @113: Thanks Allen

Posted by: Ron Penfound at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (f5Ktx)

138 She is noted for her proficiency, working up to 7 or 8 hours a day writing.

Lol. That's from her wiki site.

It's like they live on a different planet.

Posted by: MJ at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (TR60b)

139 111 when guns are outlawed, most Americans who actually liked America the way it was supposed to be will be outlaws
Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (bJm7W)

That's why we are designing bigger camps, comrade!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 27, 2012 02:16 PM (Cnqmv)

140 Oates give me gas.

Posted by: eman at December 27, 2012 02:16 PM (EWsrI)

141 Or do we have to wait until hordes of computer
owners descend on Adobe headquarters with torches and pitchforks
demanding they clean it up?

Posted by: Ron Penfound at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (f5Ktx)

They seem to enjoy being annoying fuckheads knowing that somebody will send you a file that you'll need their dogshit product to read.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 02:16 PM (RsbAc)

142 My favorites are when they think they will take on SWAT teams.

The Great Die Off is a feature of the Burning Times, not a bug.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 02:16 PM (QupBk)

143 104

enlightened philosophes with guns yo

Posted by: JDP at December 27, 2012 02:16 PM (60GaT)

144 Maybe you should get out Moms basement more often. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (G6kli)

Whoa.

There's some projection right there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:16 PM (sbV1u)

145 Why'd he have to say 28? Couldn't he just say 20 or 25 or somethin?

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2012 02:16 PM (KXm42)

146 What fascinates me about Joyce Carole Oates' tweet is that she is too stupid to make the connection between the possession of weapons and not getting shot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 27, 2012 02:17 PM (GsoHv)

147 Utterly OT.

My fucking FIL just turned on The Last Exorcism.

Fuck me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 02:18 PM (IvVLN)

148 @50

genius

Posted by: Heh at December 27, 2012 02:18 PM (bKX6s)

149 Mike Hunt: Why should we care about shit you read on Stormfr*nt?

Posted by: Kristophr at December 27, 2012 02:18 PM (wYVte)

150 144 Maybe you should get out Moms basement more often. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (G6kli)
Whoa.
There's some projection right there.

I do so enjoy people trying to be all sciency in their insults. As if it elevates the pedestrian to the enlightened.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:18 PM (G6kli)

151 >>Taking the high road hasn't worked out to well for conservatives.
Posted by: Cheri at December 27, 2012 02:11 PM (G+Wff)

No worries here, I couldn't find the high road with a Garmin and a police chopper searchlight.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 27, 2012 02:19 PM (aZ6ew)

152 as long as we are having a conversation about curtailing rights, I think a common sense move would be to limit voting to those who are net taxpayers. and are male.

Posted by: Bob Costas Elevator Shoes at December 27, 2012 02:19 PM (KHo8t)

153 "My favorites are when they think they will take on SWAT teams"

Power to the people!

Posted by: Occupy at December 27, 2012 02:19 PM (I88Jc)

154 Fuck me. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 02:18 PM (IvVLN)

Thanks, but you're not my type.

Maple Crown Royal and the Last Exorcism.

Are you sure your wife is related to him??

Absolutely positive??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:19 PM (sbV1u)

155 The South is not the only place that lynched people. Placerville, CA used to be called "Hangtown" because they lynched criminals. What is funny is they used to brag about it and had a dummy hanging from a noose outside one of the second floor windows on main street going through town.

Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2012 02:19 PM (53z96)

156 "No lynch mob has ever thought it was evil, or even tragically misguided.
All believe they are acting morally–to uphold Order Goodness.—"

Oh, I agree. The lynch mob that is the MFM and its political minders are quite the assault weapons are they not?

Wait, that's not what you meant at all, is it? And who the hell is Joyce Carol Madge Sally Trixie JoeBob Oates?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 27, 2012 02:19 PM (eHIJJ)

157 Worth watching? Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning(2012)

John looks to take down Luc Deveraux after a home invasion claims his wife and daughter. The fight pits John against Andrew Scott and an army of genetically enhanced warriors; meanwhile, he must contend with a UniSol in relentless pursuit.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 02:19 PM (QupBk)

158 Untrue. Think "Eros". Or perhaps "Himeros".

Touche.

I thought MS was getting rid of Silverlight.

That would be interesting, since the new UI for Windows 8 (and Windows Phone

is basically built on Silverlight.

They stopped focusing on expansion into the web media market with it a couple of years ago, but it's still out there and a far better choice for most applications than Adobe, IMO. It's still being built and refined for UI purposes on websites and (as I mentioned) the new generations of Windows.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:20 PM (/eBe8)

159 The best way to make Adobe clean up their act is to move everything as
quickly as possible to MS Silverlight or host media on HTML 5 sites
(which don't require Adobe). Neither of those is likely to happen,
however. Not for a long time.

I think it'll happen quicker than people think, tablets and smartphones are what people are buying and they won't use flash because it takes up too much resources, eventually sites will just go with html5 and not bother with flash at all because that's the only way people can see their content on mobile devices.

Posted by: booger at December 27, 2012 02:20 PM (HI6wa)

160 149 Mike Hunt: Why should we care about shit you read on Stormfr*nt?

Try Zero Hedge and here. Gun threads bring the idiots out, just as Gold topics do.

What's Stormfr*nt?

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:20 PM (G6kli)

161 The owners of an old-fashioned soda shop in St. Paul, Minn. were threatened with fines and a misdemeanor citation unless they stopped selling novelty candy cigarettes.

City inspectors said Lynden’s Soda Fountain violated an ordinance barring the sale of candy cigarettes and cartoon character lighters. The ban also applies to items like Big League Chew chewing gum.

“You cannot sell Big League Chew in the city of St. Paul,” he said. “It’s legal to sell real cigarettes and real chewing tobacco, but not candy versions.”

????? Good old liberal business sense?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2012 02:20 PM (79ueO)

162 There is a nutter book called 'The Turner Diarys' and another called the 'Torah' and so on...it's only a matter of time before those Constitution raping Senators come for those. All that was just a dream of the Founders. It had a good run though.
And as far as the Freedom To Peaceably Assemble, my college President has said that if even ONE person is seen protesting on his campus without a 'Facility Use Permit' he would call the cops and have them arrested....and this prick is black as the Ace of Spades. I figure him to be a sell out. Anti-Constitutionalism crosses all kind of barriers.

Posted by: torabora at December 27, 2012 02:20 PM (WYX8a)

163 Pretty ironic, considering the first gun control laws in the US were mostly to keep freed Negro slaves from being able to get their hands on guns. If blacks could do that, they might get uppity and think they could defend their civil rights on their own. Back then as well as now, Democrats were in the forefront in getting these laws enacted and enforced. (But rarely enforced against Whites. David Gregory)

Posted by: Socratease at December 27, 2012 02:20 PM (DRPrm)

164 Thanks, but you're not my type.

Maple Crown Royal and the Last Exorcism.

Are you sure your wife is related to him??

Absolutely positive??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:19 PM (sbV1u)

Well thank goodness. Now where did AtC go????

Lol. Yeah, the booze is just...odd. In all other respects he's, if not Moron material, a stand up guy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 02:21 PM (IvVLN)

165 when guns are outlawed, most Americans who actually liked America the way it was supposed to be will be outlaws Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 02:12 PM (bJm7W)

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I could live with that.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2012 02:21 PM (DtrMW)

166 157 toby928© for TB

Try this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1527788/

The Man from Nowhere

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:21 PM (G6kli)

167 She is noted for her proficiency, working up to 7 or 8 hours a day writing.

Okay that's hilarious since they mean prolific, not proficient. I concur that she is prolific. I vehement deny that she is proficient in her intended goals. Unless they mean efficient in which case possibly. I mean she does churn out dreck with an alarming frequency.

Motherfucker, now I feel the need to go read some soothing Mishima to get the ick off me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:21 PM (VtjlW)

168 drudge front page is really raising the alarm

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 27, 2012 02:22 PM (8sCoq)

169
This is hillarious. Deport Piers Morgan, throw David Gregory in the clink on an assault weapon charge, and publish the addresses of all those reporters. Awesome.

Keep it up. This is the only way to deal with them. They have to feel the pain too when they pull their bullshit. They all think they're excluded from the laws they advocate for others so it needs to be brought home for them as much as possible.

Posted by: Entropy at December 27, 2012 02:22 PM (TULs6)

170 I do so enjoy people trying to be all sciency in their insults. As if it elevates the pedestrian to the enlightened. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:18 PM (G6kli)

I dunno. You post too many non sequiturs and logical fallacies to be considered "enlightened" yourself.

I'll be kind and leave out a mention of your numerous grammatical errors and poor syntax.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:22 PM (sbV1u)

171 @162

Try "Unintended Consequences", it's a pretty good read.

Posted by: Socratease at December 27, 2012 02:22 PM (DRPrm)

172 All believe they are acting morally–to uphold Order Goodness.—

Hey, why are all of these fingers pointing back at me?

Posted by: Joyce Carol Groates at December 27, 2012 02:22 PM (mjR67)

173

Syrian Rebel Jihadist Group Al Nusra Front Threatens To Attack America…

The same Al Nusra Front our new rebel “allies” are tied to.

obama is on a hot streak in the Middle East

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2012 02:23 PM (79ueO)

174 I know exactly where Lyndens Soda Fountain is! My friends father had the Pharmacy on the corner of Hamline and Randolph for decades. It's Joe Mauers neighborhood.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 27, 2012 02:23 PM (jucos)

175
They seem to enjoy being annoying fuckheads knowing that somebody
will send you a file that you'll need their dogshit product to read.

If you're referring to PDFs, let me introduce you to Foxit. http://www.foxitsoftware.com/

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:23 PM (/eBe8)

176 Vic, Placeville obviously did not realize it is racist to hang people. Now shooting them with a 9mm handgun is politically correct...at least today it is.

Posted by: torabora at December 27, 2012 02:23 PM (WYX8a)

177 They stopped focusing on expansion into the web media market with it a couple of years ago, but it's still out there and a far better choice for most applications than Adobe, IMO. It's still being built and refined for UI purposes on websites and (as I mentioned) the new generations of Windows.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:20 PM (/eBe

That's probably what I'm vaguely recalling. IIRC, Netflix is actually built on Silverlight and not Flash.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:24 PM (VtjlW)

178 My favorites are when they think they will take on SWAT teams.
Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:15 PM (G6kli)

Theoretically, I could take on a SWAT team. Just wouldn't give much for my chances.

Posted by: troyriser at December 27, 2012 02:24 PM (vtiE6)

179 162 There is a nutter book called 'The Turner Diarys' and another called the 'Torah' and so on...it's only a matter of time before those Constitution raping Senators come for those.

Well there was the whole Hot Coffee brewhaha in Grand Theft Auto, then there is this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_books_banned_by_governments

Banned books are books to which free access is not permitted. The practice of banning books is a form of book censorship, and often has political, religious or moral motivations.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:25 PM (G6kli)

180 Ah, Dredd (2012) is out for my viewing pleasure.

I'm sure the remake has been Dissed by the horde, but since I enjoyed both Total Recall (2012) and the new True Grit, common opinion notwithstanding, I will give it a shot.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 02:25 PM (QupBk)

181

This idiot Joyce Carol Oates uses the terms..."lynching" and "lynch mobs".

But that's exactly what the Leftists are doing right now, against gun owners.

And Piers Morgan is one of those who is leading the lynch mobs and inciting the mob mentality against gun owners.

Posted by: wheatie at December 27, 2012 02:25 PM (K4wCe)

182 What's David Gregory's address?
People who want 30 round clips want to know.

Posted by: torabora at December 27, 2012 02:25 PM (WYX8a)

183 I thought MS was getting rid of Silverlight.

I'll be baked in. The Silverlight controls are part of the Windows Phone SDK and Windows 8

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 27, 2012 02:25 PM (hPavS)

184
Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (G6kli)

You forgot to accuse us toothless, cousin-humping, crotch-scratching, redneck neanderthals of compensating for our small penises.

On a 1-10 scale, I rate this troll a 3. Up your game, needle-dick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2012 02:27 PM (c2oll)

185 178 troyriser

Dude you got no idea what some of these people think they are capable of.

Most tend to be new gun owners or White collar fucks scared of the unwashed masses. Some are preppers.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:27 PM (G6kli)

186 That's probably what I'm vaguely recalling. IIRC, Netflix is actually built on Silverlight and not Flash.

Yeah it is, mainly because it allows for drm, makes for a hassle trying to watch Netflix in linux though.

Posted by: booger at December 27, 2012 02:27 PM (HI6wa)

187 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:00 PM
-------

Speak It!

Posted by: Javems at December 27, 2012 02:28 PM (nTgAI)

188 BTW, what does David Gegorey's clip fit? People want to know before they go to his home.

Posted by: torabora at December 27, 2012 02:28 PM (WYX8a)

189 Syrian Rebel Jihadist Group Al Nusra Front Threatens To Attack America… The same Al Nusra Front our new rebel “allies” are tied to. obama is on a hot streak in the Middle East
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 27, 2012 02:23 PM (79ueO)

---------------------------------------------------

Will they be wearing naughty nusra uniforms?

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2012 02:28 PM (DtrMW)

190
Isn't it amazing? Leftist people say something like "the purges" of various times in history could never happen here, but look at the violent tendencies of this old hag among other journalists and lefties.

If Americans weren't so well armed, I have no doubt the leftists would have the camps open.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2012 02:28 PM (69Mdf)

191 I miss the good old days in TV when Piers Morgan would be a fucking butler AND LIKE IT!

Posted by: ontherocks at December 27, 2012 02:28 PM (aZ6ew)

192 drudge front page is really raising the alarm

Took a look, since you didn't say what the fuss was about and all I can say is that Feinstein isn't serious about the bill. If she was, there wouldn't be a grandfather clause in there for existing "assault weapons".

Doesn't matter in any case. I no longer intend to listen to that collection of lawless wannabe tyrants.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 27, 2012 02:28 PM (opLk0)

193
That's probably what I'm vaguely recalling. IIRC, Netflix is actually built on Silverlight and not Flash.

Yes, it is. And it publishes its entire catalog (well, the titles and descriptions, not the actual video) via OData, so aspiring developers can use it for applications.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:28 PM (/eBe8)

194 hmm, They come up with rather interesting ideas each day.

so kill all those that want to keep their constitutional rights. but...

if you type that morgan (white dude!) that is openly advocating to take away Americans rights........well those that object should be kill worthy !

nevermind i cannot figure it out.

just say insane person , wants dead people that she wll then blame on themselves for being dead. because something or other must be racist !!!

Posted by: ette at December 27, 2012 02:29 PM (nqBYe)

195 The Turner Diaries writer could have been a successful action novel writer were they not such a virulent racist.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 27, 2012 02:29 PM (hPavS)

196 If you're referring to PDFs, let me introduce you to Foxit. http://www.foxitsoftware.com/

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:23 PM (/eBe

Nice. Thanks.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 27, 2012 02:29 PM (RsbAc)

197 thanks, now i will navel gaze.

Posted by: ette at December 27, 2012 02:30 PM (nqBYe)

198 A young Tunisian man has reportedly died after winning a bet to eat 28 raw eggs in one go. Dhaou Fatnassi, 20, from the town of Kairouan, swallowed the eggs after his friends challenged him to do so for an undisclosed sum of money. The young man then experienced stomach pains and was taken to hospital but was pronounced dead on arrival, Shems FM reported. How about the dude in Florida that entered a "Cockroach worm" eating contest? He downed a shit load, won the contest, and died about an hour later. The prize was to win your own snake. In his honor they named the snake after him.

Posted by: Cheri at December 27, 2012 02:30 PM (G+Wff)

199 I like these White House petitions. We need to start one demanding that Sidwell Friends stop using armed guards.

Posted by: L, elle at December 27, 2012 02:30 PM (0PiQ4)

200 184
Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:10 PM (G6kli)
You forgot to accuse us toothless, cousin-humping, crotch-scratching, redneck neanderthals of compensating for our small penises.
On a 1-10 scale, I rate this troll a 3. Up your game, needle-dick.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2012 02:27 PM (c2oll)

I didn't expect someone to actually admit they were from an inbred family of slackjaweddroolingidiots.

I have seen Winters Bone and enjoy Justified. But I always considered Dickie to be something the writers made up.

Now I understand they actually knew people like you.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:30 PM (G6kli)

201 Too many comments to read.

Someone needs to inform Miss Oates that disagreeing with Morgan is not a violation of the alien's rights.

Posted by: fluffy at December 27, 2012 02:31 PM (z9HTb)

202 Troll is weak, like the Ukraine.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 02:31 PM (QupBk)

203 Well, let's hunt him with drones then, the way Obama treats muslim children.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at December 27, 2012 02:31 PM (AWmfW)

204 "No lynch mob has ever thought it was evil, or even tragically misguided.

All believe they are acting morally–to uphold Order Goodness.—"

Oh, I agree. The lynch mob that is the MFM and its political minders are quite the assault weapons are they not?

---

Just ask George Zimmerman.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2012 02:31 PM (Hx5uv)

205 163

you say Democrats then vs. now like they're similar when tons of Southern Democrats started voting Republican nationally because to them the party'd become offensively liberal

sorry i'm pedantic/literal but as a history person it's a pet peeve, plus just not a fan of this type of rhetoric in general

Posted by: JDP at December 27, 2012 02:31 PM (60GaT)

206 Now I understand they actually knew people like you. Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:30 PM (G6kli)

This from a guy who still has a pre-hensile tail and lacks an opposable thumb.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:32 PM (sbV1u)

207 " The practice of banning books is a form of book censorship, and often has political, religious or moral motivations."

Naw, it's usually reactionary leftist thugs who ban books.

See Union, Soviet.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 27, 2012 02:32 PM (tqAT4)

208 I pointed out to this creature that, back in the bad old days, gun ownership saved most blacks from lynching--including members of my own family--and that most of us know this. She never responded.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 27, 2012 02:32 PM (Su0W2)

209 Pierce Morgan is the guy who took Larry King's place on CNN, right? And doing it badly, they say.

I never gave a damn about Larry King either.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 27, 2012 02:32 PM (TOk1P)

210 L, i would love a petition asking that All govt officials past and present are to beholden to exactly the same laws the citizen is.

Posted by: ette at December 27, 2012 02:33 PM (nqBYe)

211 I'm beginning to think that at the dying gasps of the Soveit empire...the KGB released a stupid virus in the West.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2012 02:33 PM (B+qrE)

212 Bad news, Matt Daymon is giving up on politics because "the game is rigged and no matter how hard you work to change things, it just doesn’t matter.”

Yeah, reality is a bitch, Matt, and probably racist.

Linked on Drudge.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2012 02:33 PM (Hx5uv)

213 sorry i'm pedantic/literal but as a history person it's a pet peeve, plus just not a fan of this type of rhetoric in general
Posted by: JDP

No need to apologize. You're not being pedantic. You're full of shit.

On second thought, go ahead and apologize.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 27, 2012 02:33 PM (KDq5l)

214 I never gave a damn about Larry King either.

Got no use for him.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2012 02:34 PM (KXm42)

215 TANSTAAFL: or socialist thugs like A. Hitler. He was pretty big on book burning as well.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 27, 2012 02:34 PM (wYVte)

216 I'm beginning to think that at the dying gasps of the Soveit empire...the KGB released a stupid virus in the West.

Naa. They did it long before that. In fact, that's probably what Sputnik really was- a delivery vehicle for the Stupid Virus.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:34 PM (/eBe8)

217 52 --- Holy crap. That is some damned fine literary criticism. To the point. Like a surgeon's blade.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 27, 2012 02:34 PM (C8mVl)

218 If Americans weren't so well armed, I have no doubt the leftists would have the camps open.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 27, 2012 02:28 PM (69Mdf)

Was at Twitchy reading the lovely well wishes to George HW. I'll keep my arms dammit. Unbelievable that there are 'adults' praying for his death.

Posted by: RWC at December 27, 2012 02:34 PM (fWAjv)

219 Feinstein is only offering a summary, not actual bill text?

Until words, actual legislative words, are available I have to declare she's just grandstanding.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 27, 2012 02:34 PM (hPavS)

220 Bad news, Matt Daymon is giving up on politics because "the game is rigged and no matter how hard you work to change things, it just doesn’t matter.”

Says...the Hollywood millionaire.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2012 02:34 PM (B+qrE)

221 That pic of ol' Joyce in Wiki reminds me that I still have a bunch of back episodes of The Walking Dead to watch.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 27, 2012 02:35 PM (aZ6ew)

222 What's Stormfr*nt?
Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 27, 2012 02:20 PM (G6kli)

Nazis. The webmaster, Don Black, once tried to invade the tiny Caribbean island country of Dominica with five or six of his neo-nazi buddies in the early 80's. The plan was to subvert the government and establish an 'aryan' state of some sort. I don't think they thought it through much. New Orleans cops and feds, tipped off by the (normal) guy whose boat Black and his buddies had chartered, arrested the lot of them on the dock. It was called 'The Bayou Of Pigs'. After Black was released from prison, he started up his own little piece of neo-nazi heaven online.

So yeah, Stormfront. Home of Hitler-loving criminal masterminds.

Posted by: troyriser at December 27, 2012 02:35 PM (vtiE6)

223 Are there any cards in the leftist deck besides the race card?

Posted by: USA at December 27, 2012 02:35 PM (RIg+t)

224 LBJ killed the Democrat Party in the South. The anti-war activists put the nails in the coffin. They were not anti-war so much as they were anti-US.

Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2012 02:35 PM (53z96)

225 I especially object to your Robert Heinlein books. Starship Troopers for instance. That's the sort of trash that gives us Aliens the willys. Also stuff like 'Mind Spiders', by Colin Wilson. Just how the hell are we supposed to subjugate you when you have books like those just lying around?

Posted by: Aliens Amongst You Earthlings at December 27, 2012 02:36 PM (WYX8a)

226
207 "The practice of banning books is a form of book censorship, and often has political, religious or moral motivations."

Naw, it's usually reactionary leftist thugs who ban books.

See Union, Soviet.

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Also, see USA -- public schools and libraries, where leftists ban conservative books.

Posted by: wheatie at December 27, 2012 02:36 PM (K4wCe)

227 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUa5oHgYV2k

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 27, 2012 02:36 PM (tqAT4)

228 remember, when squirrels are outlawed, only oak trees will have acorns.

If I were a writer like Joyce Carol Oaks, the Smart Crowd would be quoting me all over NYC.

Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 02:37 PM (bJm7W)

229 I don't feel safe with David Gregory running around free

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 27, 2012 02:37 PM (D2wZD)

230 199
I like these White House petitions

If thousands went over the top, it could become a part of Help It Burn.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 27, 2012 02:37 PM (hPavS)

231 213

alright so tell me where i'm wrong /o'reilly

Posted by: JDP at December 27, 2012 02:37 PM (60GaT)

232 Posted by: @PurpAv at December 27, 2012 02:34 PM (hPavS)

No! You must Pass it to see whats IN IT!

Posted by: Where have I heard that before? at December 27, 2012 02:37 PM (lZBBB)

233 Naa. They did it long before that. In fact, that's probably what Sputnik really was- a delivery vehicle for the Stupid Virus.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:34 PM (/eBe

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I was lucky. The day that the Sputnik launch was announced was the day I was holding my breath.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2012 02:37 PM (DtrMW)

234 AllenG: Look up the Frankfort Group.

A bunch of german socialists figured out that workers were not going to revolt because capitalists had wised up and had stopped treating them like shit.

So they wanted to pimp socialism by infecting academia.

Hitler booted them out of Germany for being pro-Soviet.

The KGB ( and it's pre-war equivalent ) had funded their activities in the US ever since then.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 27, 2012 02:37 PM (wYVte)

235 LBJ killed the Democrat Party in the South.

I'd give those honors to A) the freak show at the 1972 Dem convention and B) the Idiot from Plains, but honest people can disagree.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2012 02:37 PM (B+qrE)

236
Bad news, Matt Daymon is giving up on politics because "the game is rigged and no matter how hard you work to change things, it just doesn’t matter.”

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2012 02:33 PM (Hx5uv)

Hey Matt, why don't you start by changing Hollywood? God knows it needs change, and lots of it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 02:38 PM (4u2LN)

237 you say Democrats then vs. now like they're similar when tons of Southern Democrats started voting Republican nationally because to them the party'd become offensively liberal

I had this discussion with Seattle Slough years ago. He failed to grasp that the former Democratic Segregationists are not a large fraction of the Republican party, what with being 80+ years old and and all. The Civil Rights Act passed 50 years ago. The Nixon Southern Strategy canard was 40 years ago.

Tempus fugit.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 02:38 PM (QupBk)

238 As my Granpappy used to say, "If you're gonna go, go big."

JCO's leap is taller than the damn fiscal cliff!

Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2012 02:38 PM (w3+gB)

239 Mike Hunt and I have met.

Posted by: York Hawk at December 27, 2012 02:38 PM (FcR7P)

240 #52...so Joyce is a candidate to be B+rry's speechwriter?

Posted by: torabora at December 27, 2012 02:38 PM (WYX8a)

241 I didn't expect someone to actually admit they were from an inbred family of slackjaweddroolingidiots. I have seen Winters Bone and enjoy Justified. But I always considered Dickie to be something the writers made up. Now I understand they actually knew people like you.
Posted by: Mike Hunt

Contrary to your earlier assertion that you know gun owners, hunters, etc. I am now convinced that is bullshit. You are just an average liberal troll that has it all made up in his feverish brain what he "thinks" gun owners are like.
You really are not very entertaining and certainly not enlightened.

Posted by: Cheri at December 27, 2012 02:38 PM (G+Wff)

242 75 So is she saying that people wanting to deport Morgan are like southern Democrats? They were the ones doing the lynching.
Posted by: Cheri at December 27, 2012 02:05 PM (G+Wff)

I'm gonna tweet this to her.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 27, 2012 02:38 PM (Su0W2)

243 Theoretically, I could take on a SWAT team. Just wouldn't give much for my chances.

Maybe. Maybe not. But after the 25th or 30th instance around the country, swat teams just might lose the taste for busting down peoples doors.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 02:39 PM (GFM2b)

244 If your damn ethnic delicacy smells like a fucking petting zoo please do NOT cook it in the office!Posted by: RWC at December 27, 2012 02:13 PM (fWAjv) I'm convinced that the word "delicacy" translates perfectly to "disgusting". I've never had a single food item that was described as a "delicacy" that I didn't find vile. I'm not a finicky eater. I've tried and enjoyed many foods that I wouldn't find on my Mother's dinner table. I'd like to be proven wrong. Does anyone know of an exception to my "delicacy" rule?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 27, 2012 02:39 PM (WnZQb)

245 Are there any cards in the leftist deck besides the race card?

Jokers.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 27, 2012 02:39 PM (hPavS)

246 I'm convinced that the word "delicacy" translates perfectly to "disgusting".

No, it translates to "food foisted off on foreigners to see what they can choke down, and laugh at them when they throw it back up."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:41 PM (/eBe8)

247 LBJ killed the Democrat Party in the South. The anti-war activists put the nails in the coffin. They were not anti-war so much as they were anti-US.
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2012 02:35 PM (53z96)

------------------------------------------------

Although that era was when leftism came into full bloom. It was everthing FDR dreamt about. The 60's gave us what we have now.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2012 02:41 PM (DtrMW)

248 Who in the fuck is Joyce Carol Oates and why should anyone give a shitk about what this cunt thinks?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 27, 2012 02:41 PM (A3ftE)

249
Are there any cards in the leftist deck besides the race card?

Knaves.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 02:41 PM (4u2LN)

250 remember, when squirrels are outlawed, only oak trees will have acorns.

Wait, I can outlaw squirrels now? *taps chin*

Came back from lunch and one of those ratthings was hanging from the overhang outside my window just staring at me. Seriously, it's going to be on like Donkey Kong around here soon.

I suppose I should mention that our office isn't in an office building, it's in a 100+ year old Victorian house so there is a better than even chance that one of those fuzzy menaces will gnaw its way inside.

In important whining news, it's cooooooold. Am delicate fragile flower. Am freezing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:41 PM (VtjlW)

251 Ox Tongue is pretty good.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 02:41 PM (QupBk)

252 American Express in on line 3.

They are saying that the reactionary left's Race Card™ is overdrawn.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 27, 2012 02:42 PM (tqAT4)

253 237

true, and the reason i mention it is cuz honestly i don't think it's something to be embarrassed about the way certain pundits seem to be, to the point where they rewrite things.

Posted by: JDP at December 27, 2012 02:42 PM (60GaT)

254 Are there any cards in the leftist deck besides the race card?

Jokers.

---

And queens.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2012 02:42 PM (Hx5uv)

255 Cheri:

He can't even rise to "concern troll" status. If you are going to be a concern troll, you need to pretend to be a gun owner, instead of just saying you "know" gun owners.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 27, 2012 02:42 PM (wYVte)

256 Maybe. Maybe not. But after the 25th or 30th instance around the
country, swat teams just might lose the taste for busting down peoples
doors.

Doubt it. By the time SWAT has been called in, either shots have already been fired, or there's a really high chance of them being fired. In either case, SWAT officers have more bullets fired at them than most cops already.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 27, 2012 02:43 PM (/eBe8)

257 rickb223: They correct way to take on a SWAT team is to not be there.

If the house the SWAT teams raids is completely empty, they lose.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 27, 2012 02:43 PM (wYVte)

258 "Ox Tongue is pretty good."

Where did Ox put it?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 27, 2012 02:43 PM (tqAT4)

259 Does anyone know of an exception to my "delicacy" rule?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 27, 2012 02:39 PM (WnZQb)

Chocolate covered potato chips.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:43 PM (VtjlW)

260
245 Are there any cards in the leftist deck besides the race card?

Jokers.

-----------

And...the Global Warming Card.

'Global Warming' has become their catch-all for anything that is happening with the weather, or the earth.

Posted by: wheatie at December 27, 2012 02:43 PM (K4wCe)

261 Chilled Monkey Brains.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 02:43 PM (QupBk)

262
No, it translates to "food foisted off on foreigners to see what they can choke down, and laugh at them when they throw it back up."

Good policy in Chinese restaurants (real ones) where the menu is in Chinese: lift the food to your mouth, but before eating it, glance over at the waiters. If they're nudging each other and laughing hysterically, well, you know the score.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 27, 2012 02:44 PM (4u2LN)

263 #235...I'm fond of hearing how LBJ used to line up his staff in the morning for a meeting as if he was still President. He was truely a fucking asshole until the end. He even grew a mullet. How fucked up was that? These people get so full of themselves after they get elected they never get normal again...

Posted by: torabora at December 27, 2012 02:44 PM (WYX8a)

264 In one week Piers Morgan has suggested the rewrite of two of basic freedom documents of western civilization.

Still awaiting his call to rewrite the Koran on gay rights.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2012 02:44 PM (B+qrE)

265 That quote about Hagel from the sidebar is pretty good.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2012 02:44 PM (Hx5uv)

266 Duck heads aren't.

Posted by: Javems at December 27, 2012 02:44 PM (nTgAI)

267 I'd give those honors to A) the freak show at the
1972 Dem convention and B) the Idiot from Plains, but honest people can
disagree.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2012 02:37 PM (B+qrE

The 1968 convention had more negative impact than the 72 one. The only Southern State Humphrey won was TX and that was the last time it went Dem.

And Wallace running helped Humphrey but not enough. It was a blowout for Nixon.

Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2012 02:44 PM (53z96)

268 I've been frozen a hundred years and I make more sense than this nut.

Posted by: Lawrence Oates at December 27, 2012 02:44 PM (uaA34)

269 'Global Warming' has become their catch-all for anything that is happening with the weather, or the earth.

"Climate Change."

You need to read the memos.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2012 02:45 PM (B+qrE)

270
didn't expect someone to actually admit they were from an inbred family of slackjaweddroolingidiots

Who you callin' "slackjawed"???

And if I had to be ruled by either hillbillies in overalls or prissy Harvard post-grad hipsters, I'll take the banjo-pickers every time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2012 02:45 PM (c2oll)

271 #260...there is the 'it's for the children' card too.

Posted by: torabora at December 27, 2012 02:45 PM (WYX8a)

272 Ox Tongue is pretty good.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 02:41 PM (QupBk)

--------------------------------------------------

Fried chicken livers.

Posted by: Soona at December 27, 2012 02:46 PM (DtrMW)

273 245
Are there any cards in the leftist deck besides the race card?

well, in the liberal alternate universe in which things disappear because the liberals pass laws to make things disappear and where prosperity is created by spending yourself bankrupt, King Barky would be the Ace of Spades, no?

oops. I denounce myself. Twice even.

Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 02:46 PM (bJm7W)

274 >I'd like to be proven wrong. Does anyone know of an exception to my "delicacy" rule?

I think context has something to do with 'delicacy'. I've been to Greece and ate some weird seafood. Squid and things. It was good. But I think part of it being good was because we were in a seaside cafe on the island of Crete drinking wine looking at a picture postcard sunset. I would not eat squid in downtown Denver.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 27, 2012 02:46 PM (8sCoq)

275 I'm gonna tweet this to her.
Posted by: baldilocks via iPad

Thanks - let me know if she responds. I won't hold my breath.

Posted by: Cheri at December 27, 2012 02:46 PM (G+Wff)

276 Kill nra members.
kill koch's
kill the rich
kill ceo's
kill bush
kill zimmerman

i dunno they sure are lynch mob like

Posted by: ette at December 27, 2012 02:46 PM (nqBYe)

277 In important whining news, it's cooooooold. Am delicate fragile flower. Am freezing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:41 PM (VtjlW)

Really? It's 66 over here on the coast.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 27, 2012 02:47 PM (IvVLN)

278 >If you are going to be a concern troll, you need to pretend to be a gun owner, instead of just saying you "know" gun owners.

yeah, he totally fumbled there

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 27, 2012 02:48 PM (8sCoq)

279 Piers Morgan is the new black?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 27, 2012 02:48 PM (j5VOl)

280 Various sweetbreads are popular in the rest of the world, here not so much. Here, we can afford to throw away the offal.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 27, 2012 02:48 PM (QupBk)

281 also, organ meats are wrong, except in survival situations

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 27, 2012 02:49 PM (8sCoq)

282 i dunno they sure are lynch mob like
Posted by: ette at December 27, 2012 02:46 PM (nqBYe)

Nonsense. They hate those who hate so that's okay.

I am starting to feel slightly guilty about my utter lack of work ethic. The problem is that the one big thing that we want to get done by the end of the year is now in other people's hands and there's nothing I can do to make them get back to me faster. *twiddles* *stares at huge huge pile of filing* *twiddles more* Yup. Nothing I can be doing instead of mucking about with you lot. Not one damn thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:49 PM (VtjlW)

283 new one

Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2012 02:50 PM (53z96)

284 didn't expect someone to actually admit they were from an inbred family of slackjaweddroolingidiots

Bless your heart and Roll Tide, sparky.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2012 02:50 PM (B+qrE)

285 Scrapple is every bit as good as it sounds.

Posted by: eleven at December 27, 2012 02:50 PM (KXm42)

286 yeah, I know gun owners, too: Officer Dan, Murray the Cop, Don Orville...

Posted by: mallfly at December 27, 2012 02:50 PM (bJm7W)

287 Doubt it. By the time SWAT has been called in, either shots have already been fired, or there's a really high chance of them being fired. In either case, SWAT officers have more bullets fired at them than most cops already.

After the first guy through the door on a team goes home in a bag, x25 or x30 times, other teams around the country won't care that the homeowner eats it also. When life expectancy becomes as short as a 2nd Lt. in Vietnam, enthusiasm will suffer.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 02:51 PM (GFM2b)

288 so we are hatermaids?

Posted by: ette at December 27, 2012 02:51 PM (nqBYe)

289
Joyce Carol Oates?!? Ha.. oh yes, of the Quaker Oats. Yes, I do enjoy the old crone's breakfast products.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at December 27, 2012 02:52 PM (X7MMs)

290 281 also, organ meats are wrong, except in survival situations
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 27, 2012 02:49 PM (8sCoq)

You know what's worse? Being on a first date and she orders liver and onions for dinner.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 27, 2012 02:52 PM (c2oll)

291 You know what's worse? Being on a first date and she orders liver and onions for dinner.

Hell. Marry her.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 02:54 PM (GFM2b)

292 Yup. Nothing I can be doing instead of mucking about with you lot. Not one damn thing. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Do not taunt the Tebow. at December 27, 2012 02:49 PM (VtjlW)

Well, you could be plotting the destruction of the remainder of the known world.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 27, 2012 02:54 PM (sbV1u)

293 Yup. Nothing I can be doing instead of mucking about with you lot. Not one damn thing.
Posted by: alexthechick

I have the same problem but with a boatload that I need to get done. I'm definatelyin apost-holiday slump.

Posted by: Cheri at December 27, 2012 02:56 PM (G+Wff)

294 I ate a dog.

Posted by: B+rry at December 27, 2012 02:57 PM (WYX8a)

295 Yup. Nothing I can be doing instead of mucking about with you lot. Not one damn thing. Posted by: alexthechick

You think that's bad, I'm sitting here trying to read through TRADOC pamphlets on the future of the Army. Bleh.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 27, 2012 03:01 PM (3x3F6)

296 "Also, see USA -- public schools and libraries, where leftists ban conservative books."

It's interesting to see new bestellers, whose authors oddly never get good reviews in the NYT, are not a part of a single collection of any branch of an enormous public library system. Strangely enough, disgarded titles in booksales show a disporportionate representation of old conservative books, or even "Western canon" titles, to their counterparts in the largely unnoticed turnover for shelf space in these same branches.

Posted by: Echo chambers with blank rounds at December 27, 2012 03:02 PM (I88Jc)

297 212Bad news, Matt Daymon is giving up on politics because "the game is rigged and no matter how hard you work to change things, it just doesn’t matter.”

Yeah, reality is a bitch, Matt, and probably racist.

Linked on Drudge.
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 27, 2012 02:33 PM (Hx5uv) SCOAMF said about the same. Hard to change things even from the inside.A mind is a terrible thing to waste!!!

Posted by: Barney Rumble-bars at December 27, 2012 03:08 PM (WX65W)

298 Lynch mobs act violently because they're sure of their righteousness. That's why everyone who disagrees with me should be shot.

Cognitive dissonance ain't just a river in Egypt, haters.

Posted by: Joyce Carol Oates at December 27, 2012 03:09 PM (Tt6ky)

299 17Why is the media so persuasive on birth control and gay rights,

Why, with their affinity for abortion and late term abortion, do they even care about kids getting shot?Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2012 01:50 PM (czYJs)Don't forget the Mulligan Abortion. I loves me some dead babies!

Posted by: Barack "Quick, kill it before it gets away" Obama at December 27, 2012 03:14 PM (kdIgA)

300 Name one proposal that liberals support that is NOT for "the greater good".

'The Greater Good" is just a clever euphemism for 'Tyranny Of The Majority'. It is a total rejection of the concept of individual rights. Every argument the left has for redistribution of wealth is made on a MORAL basis. Liberals have concluded through their own subjective value set that rich people are inherently evil, and that poor people are inherently good.

What they have not yet realized is that by their own admission, they are spreading 'evil' around.

Posted by: gastorgrab at December 27, 2012 03:14 PM (FX38i)

301 'The Greater Good" is just a clever euphemism for 'Tyranny Of The Majority'. It is a total rejection of the concept of individual rights. Every argument the left has for redistribution of wealth is made on a MORAL basis. Liberals have concluded through their own subjective value set that rich people are inherently evil, and that poor people are inherently good.

---

Reminds me of the movie Hot Fuzz, when the murders were revealed to have happened for "the Greater Good".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 27, 2012 03:17 PM (e0xKF)

302 Piers Morgan: Going to Hell.

Posted by: Most High Rev. Lowery at December 27, 2012 03:18 PM (kdIgA)

303 Joyce Carol Oates: Going to Hell

Posted by: Most High Rev. Lowery at December 27, 2012 03:19 PM (kdIgA)

304
I think it'll happen quicker than people think, tablets and smartphones are what people are buying and they won't use flash because it takes up too much resources, eventually sites will just go with html5 and not bother with flash at all because that's the only way people can see their content on mobile devices.

I've had a rooted phone running some version of Cyanagenmod. When I had Flash on it, I'd need to restore the ROM about every 2-3 weeks. I finally got smart and removed Flash, and I haven't had to restore a ROM since. I can still watch Youtube if I so desire, so it all works out.

There's also a Flashblock plugin for Firefox/Mozilla/Chrome browsers, which allows you to have your flash, but to turn it on only in specific instances.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 27, 2012 03:23 PM (BDH94)

305
Addendum: die Flash. Faster, please.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 27, 2012 03:23 PM (BDH94)

306 248Who in the fuck is Joyce Carol Oates and why should anyone give a shitk about what this cunt thinks?
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 27, 2012 02:41 PM (A3ftE) Your language is atrocious: you mispelled shit.

Posted by: Most High Rev. Lowery at December 27, 2012 03:24 PM (kdIgA)

307 Years ago, when I expressed an interest in becoming an author, I was told to read Joyce Carol Oates as an example of excellent short story writing. I could not finish the anthology I borrowed from the library. Every, literally EVERY single one of her stories, from beginning to end, makes it evident that she is very self-aware about trying to sound "artsy" and "literary." No matter what combination of words I saw in a sentence, all I could hear was JCO going, "How clever and brilliant I am! Such masterful use of language! Such harrowing insights into the human condition! How DO you do it, Joyce, always having such important and rich things to say?!?"

Posted by: Bostonpat at December 27, 2012 04:28 PM (gmvUM)

308 Joyce Carol Oates books are infamous on this one front: violence. Lots of it. And she's a noted intellectual, too. So you'd think all this talk about violence would be right up her subject-matter-expert alley and that she could produce something intelligent (or at least not totally idiotic) to say. Well you'd be wrong. Shocker: crazy, over-rated left fraud's a crazy, over-rated lefty fruad!

Posted by: Cowboy at December 27, 2012 04:37 PM (tfMGP)

309 And actual Gore Vidal quote: "The three saddest words in the English language are: Joyce Carol Oates."

Posted by: Cowboy at December 27, 2012 04:50 PM (tfMGP)

310 Who the fuck is Joyce Carol Oates?

The only thing I know about her is that I can't tell if she's uglier on the inside or the outside.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 27, 2012 06:09 PM (BgIBZ)

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