Senior Hamas Leader Calls for Third Intifada

Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me that this peace-loving people wants to return to suicide bombing as an official policy? Why, one could almost think that they're not very peace-loving at all.

The Palestinians, he added, should resort to various methods of resistance, first and foremost “martyrdom operations in the heart of Israel.”

He urged Palestinians to “ignite a third intifada to save the Aksa Mosque and Jerusalem.”

The “enemy is waging a fierce onslaught on Jerusalem and accelerating plans to Judaize the city geographically and demographically,” he told reporters in Gaza City.

Recall how, during the fighting earlier this fall, Celebrated Journalists questioned whether Iron Dome was actually a good thing since (paraphrasing) "it will make the Israelis less likely to agree to Palestinian demands if they aren't dying from missile strikes all the time." Problem solved, eh, Celebrated Journalists?

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 11:10 AM



Comments

1 A few busloads of Israelis are a small price to pay for peace. For us, anyway.

Posted by: The Pantload MSM at December 26, 2012 11:15 AM (MwpsQ)

2 So, when did Bibi cave and to what Palestinian demands?

Posted by: Gerry at December 26, 2012 11:18 AM (DJIo7)

3 What was it called, the Violent Protester's veto, or somesuch?

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 26, 2012 11:19 AM (i0rVe)

4 When are we going to start supplying them with military hardware?

Posted by: RWC at December 26, 2012 11:20 AM (sqp6o)

5 I'm thinking another apology tour is in order.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2012 11:21 AM (jLiVY)

6 Ban suicide bombing! Where's Kurtz and Gregory?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:23 AM (XkWWK)

7 Hooray, the culling continues. Bring our kids home.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 11:24 AM (3Y7RV)

8 I think it's time for the IDF and Mossad to start a new game of Whack-A-Leader with Hamas.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 11:24 AM (e0xKF)

9 If TFG goes over there and bows to Ahmed Halabiyeh, that should solve the problem.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2012 11:24 AM (jLiVY)

10 9 If TFG goes over there and bows to Ahmed Halabiyeh, that should solve the problem.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2012 11:24 AM (jLiVY)


"A little lower, Mr. President. Lower, lower...

(raises rusty scimitar over empty jug-eared head)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:25 AM (XkWWK)

11 Hello muddah,
Hello faddah,
Time for one more,
Intifada.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:27 AM (XkWWK)

12 11 Hello muddah,
Hello faddah,
Time for one more,
Intifada.


LOL, you need to finish that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 11:29 AM (3Y7RV)

13 11 Hello muddah,
Hello faddah,
Time for one more,
Intifada.

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Gaza's very
Entertaining
At least when our leader's entrails aren't raining.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 11:29 AM (e0xKF)

14 The Pantload MSM,
Trying to remember, who was it recently who came up with a less war-like definition for "jihad"? Maybe they can do the same thing for "intifada". Problem solved.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2012 11:29 AM (jLiVY)

15 This is why you can never trust a US brokered peace deal in the Middle East. They are just words on a piece of paper.

Posted by: sTevo at December 26, 2012 11:29 AM (H9l7X)

16 I read the word "intifada," I think the word, "infantile."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 26, 2012 11:31 AM (yiIja)

17 15 This is why you can never trust a US brokered peace deal in the Middle East. They are just words on a piece of paper.

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The main problem is the fundamental misunderstanding of Muslim culture by the so-called intelligencia within the west.

By that, I mean "Everything is always someone else's fault and apology is only used when you have no other alternative. Apologizing, therefore, is seen as a sign of extreme weakness."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 11:31 AM (e0xKF)

18 16 I read the word "intifada," I think the word, "infantile."

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Most tantrums involve less bloodshed.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 11:32 AM (e0xKF)

19 At a seder,
Or pizzeria,
To kill Israelis,
Is a career...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:32 AM (XkWWK)

20 At a seder,
Or pizzeria,
To kill Israelis,
Is a career...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:32 AM (XkWWK)

I have new weapons
From Iran.
and the Ayatolla tells us
yes you can.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 11:33 AM (3Y7RV)

21 Where's Farfour, the Hamas mouse?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:34 AM (XkWWK)

22 California elected our own terrorist Gov Moonbeam...He released 9000 inmates into the general population this week..

Posted by: Clemenza at December 26, 2012 11:35 AM (Q8Pu5)

23 19 At a seder, Or pizzeria, To kill Israelis, Is a career...


It is easy,
It is fast,
But you end up with your balls blown up your ass.

Posted by: Havedash at December 26, 2012 11:35 AM (ToMJU)

24 Mrs. Clinton,
Chucky Hagel,
Will serve up Israel,
On a bagel...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:36 AM (XkWWK)

25 The MFM (spit) treats the Palistinians (spit) like they are children, incapable of understanding right and wrong. That's why they always get a pass.

Plus, it's just some jooos, what's the big deal, right?

Can you imagine the outrage, though, if it was a busload of journalists that was hit?

Posted by: Vizzini at December 26, 2012 11:36 AM (O7Q1u)

26
Last time I saw him
he was a guest at the white house

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 11:36 AM (3Y7RV)

27 “How odd of God to choose the Jews”

"Not odd of God -- Goyim annoy ‘im"

"But not so odd
As those who choose
A Jewish God
Yet spurn the Jews"

[various]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2012 11:36 AM (GsoHv)

28 You go first, asshole.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 26, 2012 11:37 AM (B+qrE)

29 You remember,
The Grand Mufti,
Told us Jew-boys,
Should go "poof-ty"...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:37 AM (XkWWK)

30 The main problem is the fundamental misunderstanding of Muslim culture by the so-called intelligencia within the west.

The "Intelligencia's" fault is to think that They Are Just Like Us.

That is bullshit. I can understand wanting to give them the benefit of the doubt, but that time passed long ago. It's about time someone told them to get with the program, the one we like to call "Civilization."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 26, 2012 11:38 AM (yiIja)

31 Can you imagine the outrage, though, if it was a busload of journalists that was hit?

Oh, they'd be outraged.

Against Israel.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 26, 2012 11:38 AM (SY2Kh)

32 You knew with a second term will come the Apocalyptic demise... and Boehner will rush to suck it in Washington before the 1st...what is that old saying once a c********R your a C-sucker for life and that goes for that cry baby Boehner..

Posted by: Clemenza at December 26, 2012 11:39 AM (Q8Pu5)

33 Can you imagine the outrage, though, if it was a busload of journalists that was hit?


Yep, but some of us would be dancing in the streets like the muzztards after 9/11.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 11:40 AM (3Y7RV)

34 31 Can you imagine the outrage, though, if it was a busload of journalists that was hit?

Oh, they'd be outraged.

Against Israel.

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But of course. Keep in mind that al-Reuters employs terrorists as their stringers.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 11:41 AM (e0xKF)

35 Mrs. Sailor want a DBL Cheesburger no mustard from the arches. Later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 11:42 AM (3Y7RV)

36 Wait a minute, Tehran is burning

Soldiers shooting, Hadji's leaning....

Not to poke us.... gee that's better,

Barack A Bamma kindly disregard this letter.

Posted by: Bibi Nethanyahu at December 26, 2012 11:42 AM (nELVU)

37 We need some good old fashioned ass whipping kill all Military maneuvers, not a bunch of Manure movers. You can not tell me we can win any war in 90 days...Screw the Rules group..

Posted by: Clemenza at December 26, 2012 11:43 AM (Q8Pu5)

38 Drudge
Girl in India gets gang raped. Tells an investigator, who then rapes her. She turns him in, and the investigator of the cop rapes her. Now the victim has written to the chief minister for justice. -- I wonder how that will work out.

Posted by: Whatev at December 26, 2012 11:43 AM (2t6Gz)

39 Seems the only reason to SAY you are going to have an intifada, rather than just going ahead and having one is that you're hoping the international community will stop it before you actually have to stick your neck out.

Sorta like the filibuster. Nobody has to get hurt, but we get credit for it anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2012 11:43 AM (TOk1P)

40 Wait a minute, Tehran is burning

Soldiers shooting, Hadji's leaning....

Not to poke us.... gee that's better,

Barack A Bamma kindly disregard this letter.
Posted by: Bibi Nethanyahu at December 26, 2012 11:42 AM (nELVU)


Outstanding, now someone needs to put it all together. JJ, you started it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 11:43 AM (3Y7RV)

41 38 Drudge
Girl in India gets gang raped. Tells an investigator, who then rapes her. She turns him in, and the investigator of the cop rapes her. Now the victim has written to the chief minister for justice. -- I wonder how that will work out.

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Who else is in line past him? PM of India and Ban-Ki Moon?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 11:44 AM (e0xKF)

42 38 -

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume these aren't Hindus.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2012 11:44 AM (TOk1P)

43 any support for an Iron Dome for Gaza ?

Posted by: occam at December 26, 2012 11:44 AM (bNPll)

44 He released 9000 inmates into the general population this week.

Catch the wave man...

...crime wave that is.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 26, 2012 11:44 AM (TkFJS)

45 38 Posted by: Whatev at December 26, 2012 11:43 AM (2t6Gz)


So, it wasn't rape-rape.

It was rape-rape-rape-rape.

Where's Whoopi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:44 AM (XkWWK)

46 An irony is that almost everybody in the Middle East- Sunni, Shia, Lebanese, Jordanians, Iraqis, etc- hate Palestinians as a people. They're the Middle Eastern equivalent of a trailer trash meth dealer that you want nowhere near your daughter.

However, they hate the Jews more.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 26, 2012 11:44 AM (SY2Kh)

47 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 11:45 AM (/eBe8)

48 Posted by: BrandonInBatonRougeatDecember26,2012 11:31 AM (e0xKF)

You forgot to finish with "And thus anyone who knows you apologized must be destroyed". Their culture is (literally?) psychotic.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 26, 2012 11:45 AM (wbeNt)

49 You mean to tell me that this peace-loving people wants to return to suicide bombing as an official policy?

Ban explosives.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 11:46 AM (/eBe8)

50 40 Outstanding, now someone needs to put it all together. JJ, you started it.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 11:43 AM (3Y7RV)


As Bones McCoy would say, I'm a writer, not a lyricist!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:46 AM (XkWWK)

51 Intifada
is back in
fashion.
And they say you'll have some fun if you have the passion.

Posted by: Fritz at December 26, 2012 11:47 AM (/ZZCn)

52 By that, I mean "Everything is always someone else's fault and apology is only used when you have no other alternative. Apologizing, therefore, is seen as a sign of extreme weakness."

Wait, is that the muslims, or the intelligencia? Could go either way on that one...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 26, 2012 11:47 AM (GBXon)

53 Blow me up,
Oh, intifada,
Virgins wait,
Unless it's hotter...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 11:48 AM (XkWWK)

54
46 An irony is that almost everybody in the Middle East- Sunni, Shia, Lebanese, Jordanians, Iraqis, etc- hate Palestinians as a people. They're the Middle Eastern equivalent of a trailer trash meth dealer that you want nowhere near your daughter.However, they hate the Jews more.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 26, 2012 11:44 AM (SY2Kh)


Of course the "Palestinians" also don't exist. Wasn't Arafat actually Egyptian? The Palestinians are likely made up of the lower class citizens of the Middle East. Those the leading tribes could have encouraged/forced to move to Israel to claim that it is their land.

Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2012 11:49 AM (GULKT)

55
So no one eats a next day double stack turkey san'witch with Mexi-Pep hot sauce, fresh cranberry sauce, and a triple slather of mayo on Wonderbread? And a large clump of cornbread dressing with heated turkey gravy?

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 26, 2012 11:49 AM (ndqJC)

56 Someday.... the Politicians and Media of the press will start to take people at their word....

Not the Word that is said to THEIR face... but the wordsthey say to their own supporters...

Every Islmaic leader has two faces... one for Islam, another for the West... One which speaks of War, one which Lies about Peace...

But then... Our Politicians are much the same... Obama SAID he wanted to fundamentaly CHANGE America... he SAID he believed in income distribution... he SAID Energy prices would skyrocket... and he SAID the Constitution was a document he really didn't like...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2012 11:51 AM (lZBBB)

57 Did I miss the part where the last intifada ended? Because I think I did.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 26, 2012 11:51 AM (Gk3SS)

58 Probably a good thing the rape victim isn't married, or she'd be prosecuted as a serial adultres.

Posted by: Whatev at December 26, 2012 11:52 AM (2t6Gz)

59 I guess their desire to be recognized as a self determining state/ and freedom wasn't really what they were about then?


Still about killing jews?

and i find it rather unsurprising what all the new Leadershoip turn over in the mid-east have in common isn't about freedom from tyranny just the full on tyranny of their religious ideals , and destruction of the jewish state.

surprise.

Posted by: ette at December 26, 2012 11:52 AM (nqBYe)

60 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 11:46 AM (/eBe

Its an Infantada! Wait.... is that Kids Singing Opera? Ban Kids Singing Opera!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2012 11:53 AM (lZBBB)

61 Third Intifada?


I thought they were up to 3,456,789,4567 Intifada?

Posted by: YIKES! at December 26, 2012 11:53 AM (mETGQ)

62 How about the Israeli response being " The next suicide bomber will result in the destruction of all mosques in Israel and the palestinian territories"

Posted by: TC at December 26, 2012 11:53 AM (vYB+W)

63 57 Did I miss the part where the last intifada ended? Because I think I did.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 26, 2012 11:51 AM (Gk3SS)

That sums it up right there.

Posted by: The Ghost Of PugBoo Past at December 26, 2012 11:54 AM (MG6Y6)

64 Of course the "Palestinians" also don't exist.

That might have been true 60 years ago. Even 30. By now, there are people whose Grandparents were born as "Palestinians." Therefore there are "Palestinians."

The argument that they don't exist "as a people" is trite and not really germane. What they don't exist as is a sovereign nation- which they never have been.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 11:54 AM (/eBe8)

65 Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 26, 2012 11:49 AM (ndqJC)

No. Mostly because for Thanksgiving we had a ham, the first day of Christmas we had ham again, and yesterday we had Korean barbecued steak with rice and broccoli, making it difficult to have leftover turkey sandwiches.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 26, 2012 11:54 AM (wbeNt)

66 Intifada III - Armed and Fabulous

Posted by: Whatev at December 26, 2012 11:55 AM (2t6Gz)

67 Posted by: YIKES! at December26, 2012 11:53 AM(mETGQ)

Yeah, my first reaction was "Only the third? Thought they had that one a long time ago."

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 26, 2012 11:56 AM (wbeNt)

68 I thought they were up to 3,456,789,4567 Intifada?

It's like 'Quantitative Easing'. It all blurs together after a while.

Also, more explosions.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 26, 2012 11:57 AM (GBXon)

69 What they don't exist as is a sovereign nation- which they never have been.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 11:54 AM (/eBe

we're taking care of it , right away.

Posted by: -UN at December 26, 2012 11:57 AM (nqBYe)

70 According to a State Department spokesperson, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was unable to comment because of “a really painful hemorrhoid attack.”

http://is.gd/jbDqtj

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 26, 2012 11:57 AM (8sCoq)

71 Seems that "Arab Spring" has turned into a sinkhole in the ME.

Thank You MSM for patting that clueless fuck in the WH on the head every time he farts. Wouldn't want to have any MEANINGFUL policy come from this admin. anyway.

BTW.. When is our breathless media going to go over and interview the families of the numerous bus bombing victims, or do they only save that for when they need to feel good about themselves as they drink their over priced and burnt to shit Starbucks coffee while they tweet to each other various "witty" and sarcastic jokes about how the "Barista" doesn't know the menu all that well.

Fuck these assholes.

The media needs to suffer a sudden and gratuitous existence failure on a very large scale.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at December 26, 2012 11:58 AM (QY9FJ)

72
We'll back whoever beheads us with the cleanest stroke.

Posted by: The Mainstream Media at December 26, 2012 11:58 AM (vbh31)

73 O Bammy will make sure this is just in time for the Intifada Spring of 2013...

Posted by: Clemenza at December 26, 2012 11:59 AM (Q8Pu5)

74 Did I miss the part where the last intifada ended? Because I think I did.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We're not worthy. at December 26, 2012 11:51 AM (Gk3SS)

It was a unilateral decision on the part of the filthy Jews to crack down on the Pallies and their ability to blow up buses in Israel.

Obviously it was a disproportionate response to the natural desire of the Palestinian people to continue their long tradition of trying to kill Jews everywhere they can, and should have been referred to the UN security council.

Posted by: Scrupulously impartial MBM at December 26, 2012 11:59 AM (GsoHv)

75 And that's two stories about crappy journalists in a row. But the 2012 BS award for bad journalism has to go to the story about how some journalist are dealing with some PTSD condition after covering the CT shooting.

Posted by: The Ghost Of PugBoo Past at December 26, 2012 12:00 PM (MG6Y6)

76 Who will rid me of this meddlesome cycle of violence?

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2012 12:00 PM (KXm42)

77 Who will rid me of this meddlesome cycle of violence?

Hi. Have we met?

Posted by: Thermo-nuclear explosions at December 26, 2012 12:01 PM (/eBe8)

78


This is too funny.

Dog vs Cat -- men version!


http://i.___ur.com/WSETL.gif
if above does not work

http://tinyurl.com/calxlu5

(___ur's do not usually work for me)

Posted by: beach at December 26, 2012 12:01 PM (LpQbZ)

79 I'll believe that the imams are serious about intafada when they strap on Semtex underwear themselves.

They remind me of a slutty girl in a dive bar with her boyfriend, pointing him at some random guy at the bar saying "lets you and him fight".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 26, 2012 12:02 PM (c2oll)

80 But the 2012 BS award for bad journalism has to go to the story about how some journalist are dealing with some PTSD condition after covering the CT shooting.

Total bullshit because PTSD takes anywhere from 1-5 years to manifest itself.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 26, 2012 12:02 PM (mPOCp)

81 55
So no one eats a next day double stack turkey san'witch with Mexi-Pep hot sauce, fresh cranberry sauce, and a triple slather of mayo on Wonderbread? And a large clump of cornbread dressing with heated turkey gravy?
Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 26, 2012 11:49 AM (ndqJC)


Mostly, I ram it up my ass so it can meet the one I scarfed the night before and create a singularity in my colon (powell).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:02 PM (XkWWK)

82 70 According to a State Department spokesperson, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was unable to comment because of “a really painful hemorrhoid attack.”

http://is.gd/jbDqtj

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Watch the bitch pop up to take credit for something the second Benghazi is papered over.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:02 PM (e0xKF)

83 The world does not recognise thousands of missiles and/or suicide bombers hitting Israel year in year out until Israel fights back.

and it is always presented as Israel is a big murderous state picking on the mostly peaceful Palis .

Media propaganda on call 24/7.

Posted by: ette at December 26, 2012 12:02 PM (nqBYe)

84 That might have been true 60 years ago. Even 30. By now, there are people whose Grandparents were born as "Palestinians." Therefore there are "Palestinians."The argument that they don't exist "as a people" is trite and not really germane. What they don't exist as is a sovereign nation- which they never have been.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 11:54 AM (/eBe


My families have been in America longer. That doesn't mean my ancestral history has changed. My "ethnicity" is still going to be a mix of German and Irish, and not "American" despite me being American. Same goes for them. Just because they are born in Israel, doesn't change their ethnicity which is not Palestinian.

Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2012 12:02 PM (GULKT)

85 From WHD:
President Obama will return to Washington from Hawaii Thursday while First Lady Michelle Obama and her daughters plan to continue their vacation, adding at least $100,000 and probably more than $200,000 to taxpayer costs for the excursion.

Instead of accompanying her husband home on Air Force One, Mrs. Obama will fly on her own Air Force jet at a later date and require security and staff to remain in place in Hawaii for the length of her stay, which reportedly could extend until January 6.

Posted by: USA at December 26, 2012 12:03 PM (RIg+t)

86 Posted by: The Ghost Of PugBoo Past at December 26, 2012 12:00 PM (MG6Y6)

Seriously?! These "journalists" really do think everything is about them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 26, 2012 12:03 PM (wbeNt)

87 "The argument that they don't exist "as a people" is
trite and not really germane. What they don't exist as is a sovereign
nation- which they never have been."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 11:54 AM (/eBe

It is not trite, and it is quite germane. They are Jordanians, Lebanese and Egyptians. That those countries used these people as pawns in a losing battle against the Jews is not license to create a "people" out of whole cloth.

I have as much claim to being a "Palestinian" as any of these people. My mother was born there, therefore I am a Palestinian.

Now where is my free stuff?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2012 12:04 PM (GsoHv)

88 Instead of accompanying her husband home on Air Force One, Mrs. Obama will fly on her own Air Force jet at a later date and require security and staff to remain in place in Hawaii for the length of her stay, which reportedly could extend until January 6.

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I'm sure the people in Hawaii under lockdown conditions because of this shit are just LOVING that Moochelle has decided to stay with the kids.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:05 PM (e0xKF)

89 Not too worry about the Infinite NADA in the middle east, but did anyone catch the Fox Newsy comment on the New Yawk paper that released the licensed pistol owners addresses? They got the information from the freedom of information act. We can not find FF details, Benghazi Details, Hilly Details, Corzine Details and Birth Details and College Transcripts, but we can stroke that gun grabbing perverts issues...

Posted by: Clemenza at December 26, 2012 12:05 PM (Q8Pu5)

90 The Al Asqa Terrorist Training Center should be razed to the ground as an opening negotiation tactic.

Posted by: Butters at December 26, 2012 12:05 PM (NIZHJ)

91
Hillary have a "really painful hemorrhoid attack" is not a credible defense because she's been married to a hemorrhoidal tag for years.

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 26, 2012 12:05 PM (ndqJC)

92 Now where is my free stuff?

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You have to beat the Swiss bank account numbers out of Arafat's widow to get your cut.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:05 PM (e0xKF)

93 BackwardsBoy: It's about time someone told them to get with the program, the one we like to call "Civilization."

None of these libtards have played that game.

When those red barbarian units appear and start razing your cities, you send in enough higher tech troops to kill them all, and backtrack them to the grass hut that spawned them, and destroy that as well.

If you don't want them to ever rebuild and attack you again, you bring in your own settlers and build a new city there.

Posted by: Kristophr at December 26, 2012 12:06 PM (wYVte)

94 "it will make the Israelis less likely to agree to Palestinian demands if they aren't dying from missile strikes all the time."

Wasn't that basically the "political" argument against SDI? "It won't work, and even if it does it will make us less safe because Russia will be forced to attack!"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 12:06 PM (/eBe8)

95
Maybe the Israelis should put up Intifada Free Zone signs throughout the country.
That should solve the problem.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 26, 2012 12:06 PM (mETGQ)

96 >So no one eats a next day double stack turkey san'witch


nah- all i have left over is sliced beef tenderloin- my sandwiches are going to kick effing ass all week

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 26, 2012 12:07 PM (8sCoq)

97 Just start opening new deli's that deliver. Send out Polonium sandwiches.

Posted by: Butters at December 26, 2012 12:07 PM (NIZHJ)

98 87 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2012 12:04 PM (GsoHv)


As a Jew, I'm entitled to reparations from the Germans, the Russians, the French, the British, the Spanish, the Vatican, the Romans, the Greeks, the Spartans, the Carthaginians, the Assyrians, the Babylonians, the Persians, the Phoenicians, the Egyptians...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:07 PM (XkWWK)

99 @ 85 that will allow Boehner to suck with out Moochell asking about the calorie count and other important s***

Posted by: Clemenza at December 26, 2012 12:08 PM (Q8Pu5)

100 97 Just start opening new deli's that deliver. Send out Polonium sandwiches.

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I prefer air drops of depleted uranium snacks.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:08 PM (e0xKF)

101 95
Maybe the Israelis should put up Intifada Free Zone signs throughout the country.
That should solve the problem.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 26, 2012 12:06 PM (mETGQ)

Winnah! You win a matzo ball.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:08 PM (XkWWK)

102 Mmmmm.....Polonium.....sounds good.

Posted by: eleven at December 26, 2012 12:09 PM (KXm42)

103 Only 384 people have signed the WH petition to keep Piers douchebag Morgan in the US.

Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 26, 2012 12:09 PM (dggI7)

104 I am a Filthy Scandi, so I guess I would be paying reparations to other people. Although the Germans could probably cut me a check or two.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at December 26, 2012 12:11 PM (jucos)

105 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:07 PM (XkWWK)


...the Italians, the Poles, the Hungarians, the.....

Oy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 26, 2012 12:11 PM (GsoHv)

106 Only 384 people have signed the WH petition to keep Piers douchebag Morgan in the US.



Bwahahahaha.


I didn't know he had that many viewers.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 26, 2012 12:11 PM (SY2Kh)

107 My mother was born there, therefore I am a Palestinian.

Now where is my free stuff?


Ah. See, the "repressed minority" card only works when also backed up with the "irrationally violent" card.

I'm a Texan. Certainly there is no "ethnicity" that is Texan, but when asked to identify myself, I choose "Texan." I'm only "Caucasian" on government forms. Ethnicity is a silly dividing line, and less telling, culturally, than regionality. I have more in common with some third generation Texan who is ethnically Mexican (a hybrid ethnicity itself) than I do with some German/Irish hybrid (my own ethnicity) from New York.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 12:11 PM (/eBe8)

108 Because the ability of the Israelis to kill them pretty much AT WILL discourages Hamas.

Mutual suicide pact is not diplomacy.

Posted by: SmileyNH at December 26, 2012 12:12 PM (hlZx/)

109 Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at December 26, 2012 12:11 PM (jucos)
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Sock fail.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 26, 2012 12:12 PM (jucos)

110 My daughter had a bit of an adventure Friday night. She was quite concerned that Friday was the one week anniversary of the
Sandy Hook shootings and the end of the world but she had finals so she
had to go to school. (The cops were concerned too. There were cops all
over the place.) But she made it through school with no attack. Then
she went to the movies with a friend of hers that night. They got about
twenty minutes into the movie when all of a sudden lights started
popping she said like flash bulbs and a siren went off. She and her
friend freaked with visions of the Batman shooting in their heads. Soon
a voice came on and said there was a small fire and they needed to
leave. Before they could even leave, the voice came back and said it
was alright and to stay to finish the movie. There had been a small
fire in the ticket booth but it was out now. As they left, she saw the
ticket booth covered in a massive amount of frozen water from the
sprinkler system.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 26, 2012 12:12 PM (Hx5uv)

111 I didn't know he had that many viewers.

Probably the people he's borrowed money from who don't want him skipping out.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 26, 2012 12:12 PM (TkFJS)

112 106 Only 384 people have signed the WH petition to keep Piers douchebag Morgan in the US.



Bwahahahaha.

I didn't know he had that many viewers.

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I missed most of this while my new one was being born, so I had to look up the whole thing.

Somehow, I'm not surprised that shithead seemed to think that people petitioning for his deportation was a violation of his first amendment rights, though he had no problem with infringing on the second amendment rights of an entire country of people hosting his annoying ass.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:13 PM (e0xKF)

113 Mutual suicide pact is not diplomacy.

I dunno. MAD worked pretty well in keeping Russia in check. And eventually out of Czech. Nyuk, nyuk.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 12:13 PM (/eBe8)

114 As a Jew, I'm entitled to reparations from ...

Don't forget Harvard

Posted by: USA at December 26, 2012 12:14 PM (RIg+t)

115 As to reparations, in all seriousness, I wouldn't want it. A) I have no connection to any of those persecutions of the past and B) even if I did, I'd never accept it.

My mother never did. To her it was blood money. She felt that if she took it, in the eyes of the Germans it would wipe the slate clean and no amount of money could repay what she went through.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:14 PM (XkWWK)

116 Certainly there is no "ethnicity" that is Texan, but when asked to identify myself, I choose "Texan."

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People from other states would tend to agree that "Texan" is certainly a group distinct from all others in this country.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:14 PM (e0xKF)

117 So, isn't that published list of gun owners a list of where NOT to do home invasions? Wouldn't felons check to see if there is a gun on premises and if so, check it off the list and move on to the next?

Perhaps this should be pointed out to the people who do NOT own guns in the area.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 26, 2012 12:15 PM (GoIUi)

118 Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was unable to comment because of “a really painful hemorrhoid attack.”

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that's sexist. You note it was a hemorrhoid and not a herorrhoid.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 26, 2012 12:16 PM (Hx5uv)

119
Perhaps this should be pointed out to the people who do NOT own guns in the area.

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Where's that image of the gun-owner who has a giant sign on his property pointing to his self-righteous gun-hating neighbor's house?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:16 PM (e0xKF)

120 Perhaps this should be pointed out to the people who do NOT own guns in the area.
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 26, 2012 12:15 PM (GoIUi)

Actually my fear is that they will break in the house and steal the guns you have.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 12:17 PM (3Y7RV)

121 I'd strap on some explosives myself but I, uhh, have a bad case of hemorrhoids. Yeah, that's the ticket...

Posted by: Senior Hamas Leader at December 26, 2012 12:17 PM (FcR7P)

122 O/T:
Republicans Join Democrats to Destroy Second Amendment

http://tiny-url.org/sordP8F0

F'n RINO's.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 26, 2012 12:18 PM (GFM2b)

123 Actually my fear is that they will break in the house and steal the guns you have.

Well, that's what gun safes are for, and why they should be bolted down.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 12:18 PM (/eBe8)

124 As to reparations, in all seriousness, I wouldn't want it. A) I have no connection to any of those persecutions of the past and B) even if I did, I'd never accept it.

My mother never did. To her it was blood money. She felt that if she took it, in the eyes of the Germans it would wipe the slate clean and no amount of money could repay what she went through.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:14 PM (XkWWK)
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Interesting you bring that up. My Father-in-Law was in the camps for 5 years (13-1 and he was paid by, I believe, the German government until he died. Not much (I think $400 a month) but it was something. He figured he earned it as a result of the Nazis wiping out his family and making him a slave for 5 years.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 26, 2012 12:18 PM (jucos)

125 >>>Senior Hamas Leader

No need to strap on explosives, some are headed your way...now.

Posted by: IDF Missile Launcher at December 26, 2012 12:19 PM (O7Q1u)

126 Republicans Join Democrats to Destroy Second Amendment



http://tiny-url.org/sordP8F0



F'n RINO's.


Infowars? Dude. Really?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 26, 2012 12:20 PM (SY2Kh)

127 #120 I know that was the original fear, but I am trying to think more like a criminal.

There are two bad things about this published list:

1. Targeting homes with guns for burglaries.
2. Labeling the rest of the homes as gun-free zones, giving assorted home invaders and rapists ideas of where they can operate with impunity.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 26, 2012 12:20 PM (GoIUi)

128 124 Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 26, 2012 12:18 PM (jucos)


G-d bless your dad's memory. Note that I did not criticize people who did take it; just my mom's personal feeling. Obviously many victims came out of that experience shattered physically and emotionally and any amount of money, regardless of the source, would be vital.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:20 PM (XkWWK)

129 122: Personal foul--use of InfoWars as a 'credible' source--10 yard penalty, still second down.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 26, 2012 12:21 PM (GBXon)

130 Remember, Piers Morgan got fired from the Daily Mail for faking the news

http://is.gd/PMK4sL

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 26, 2012 12:21 PM (8sCoq)

131 Well, that's what gun safes are for, and why they should be bolted down.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 12:18 PM (/eBe

That's a great idea, hey, buy my book so I can afford one. Did you know I wrote a book?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 12:22 PM (3Y7RV)

132 Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was unable to comment because of “a really painful hemorrhoid attack.”

How much is Obama enjoying this! "We'll protect you, Hillary, but you've got play along with whatever we come up with." Concussion, hemorrhoids... What's next, a really bad yeast infection?

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2012 12:22 PM (FcR7P)

133
Remember, Piers Morgan got fired from the Daily Mail for faking the news

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That BASTARD.....

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 26, 2012 12:22 PM (nELVU)

134 Actually my fear is that they will break in the house and steal the guns you have.

Well, that's what gun safes are for, and why they should be bolted down.

The safe is the least of your worries. The dogs are more of a pressing concern. And if I'm home, one very po'ed and armed homeowner.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 26, 2012 12:22 PM (GFM2b)

135 When is Ace coming back?

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2012 12:23 PM (yCeIL)

136
Life has been fruitful for Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton since her mother named her after Sir Edmund Hillary of Mt. Everest fame. Or some such bullshit?

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 26, 2012 12:24 PM (ndqJC)

137 Remember, Piers Morgan got fired from the Daily Mail for faking the news

Wasn't it Ace who, a few weeks ago, pointed out that we should be forcing media types to acknowledge this every time we mention them.

Things like "NBC, who faked car explosions to defame General Motors," and "Dan Rather, who was fired for slandering President George Bush," and "Piers Morgan, who was fired for running faked news photos as though they were real"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 12:24 PM (/eBe8)

138 G-d bless your dad's memory. Note that I did not criticize people who did take it; just my mom's personal feeling. Obviously many victims came out of that experience shattered physically and emotionally and any amount of money, regardless of the source, would be vital.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:20 PM (XkWWK)
-------------------------------------------------------
Bless your Mothers memory as well. I can see both sides of it as well. What a sad period of history. My FIL in his later years said that he can see it happening all over again. I hate to say it but think he was right. He truly was a sage and he is missed. Great life story.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 26, 2012 12:24 PM (jucos)

139 When is Ace coming back?

There's been a blog coup. Gabe took over and is holding the Ewok in a secured facility.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 26, 2012 12:25 PM (GBXon)

140 What's next, a really bad yeast infection?

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Recovery from a botched cosmetic surgery I guess...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:25 PM (e0xKF)

141 Have we gone over the Fecal Cliff yet ?

Posted by: grease monkey at December 26, 2012 12:26 PM (VSWPU)

142 Recovery from a botched cosmetic surgery I guess...

FUPA-ectomy?

Posted by: Vizzini at December 26, 2012 12:26 PM (O7Q1u)

143 Remember, Piers Morgan got fired from the Daily Mail for faking the news

http://is.gd/PMK4sL


Also, he got slugged by Jeremy Clarkson for being a sleazy tabloid reporter who messed with his family.

I suspect he might still hold a slight grudge, as he recently Tweeted:

"Americans. Was the second amendment not introduced to protect you from the tyranny of the British? Piers Morgan in other words."

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 26, 2012 12:26 PM (SY2Kh)

144 Recovery from a botched cosmetic surgery I guess...

She keeps up at the current rate, she'll look like a TG'd Palpatine.

Hey, wait...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 26, 2012 12:26 PM (GBXon)

145
Recovery from a botched cosmetic surgery I guess...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:25 PM (e0xKF)

Is "cankle reduction" in the lexicon of plastic surgery?

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 26, 2012 12:26 PM (ndqJC)

146 142 Recovery from a botched cosmetic surgery I guess...

FUPA-ectomy?

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Painful dermabrasion. Belt sanders aren't meant for that kind of work.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:27 PM (e0xKF)

147 Mark Steyn called Piers a snotty toffee nosed Brit!

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 26, 2012 12:27 PM (dggI7)

148 Might be an opportunity for some sign maker with the published NY registered hnadguns list. Like the "no radio in car" signs. Signs for registered owners would say "my gun is on my person not these premises" And for Clint fans add "am I home or about to arrive? Well do you feel lucky punk?"

Posted by: Palerider at December 26, 2012 12:27 PM (vL0Nv)

149 ...and the Ewok is loose.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 26, 2012 12:27 PM (GBXon)

150 Piers Morgan was fired for faking Iraq War Photos and then CNN hired him.

Posted by: Butters at December 26, 2012 12:28 PM (NIZHJ)

151 My mother never did. To her it was blood money. She felt that if she took it, in the eyes of the Germans it would wipe the slate clean and no amount of money could repay what she went through.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:14 PM (XkWWK)

I nearly got in a fistfight once with some asshole that said the Holocost never happened. If I had not been at work, it would have been ugly. All I can offer the Children of Israel is my support, financially and politically. I will not let them down.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 12:28 PM (3Y7RV)

152 Steyn is ranting about snooty nosed foreigners with accents telling us what we should do with our country.

Posted by: Butters at December 26, 2012 12:29 PM (NIZHJ)

153 President Obama will return to Washington from Hawaii Thursday while
First Lady Michelle Obama and her daughters plan to continue their
vacation


IOW, it's time for BJs in the Oval Office once again.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 26, 2012 12:30 PM (OevbG)

154 There's been a blog coup. Gabe took over and is holding the Ewok in a secured facility.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 26, 2012 12:25 PM (GBXon)


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Cat Piss seen coming and going from the facility. This doesn't sound good.

Posted by: Soona at December 26, 2012 12:31 PM (yCeIL)

155
Next week it will be, "Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was unable to comment because of “a relapse of malaria she contracted in Bosnia.”

Posted by: Fritz at December 26, 2012 12:31 PM (/ZZCn)

156 IOW, it's time for BJs in the Oval Office once again.

Reporting for duty!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 26, 2012 12:32 PM (SY2Kh)

157 Next week it will be, "Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was unable to comment because of “a relapse of malaria she contracted in Bosnia.”
Posted by: Fritz at December 26, 2012 12:31 PM (/ZZCn)

After that she can claim PYSD from dodging snipers.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 12:32 PM (3Y7RV)

158 155
Next week it will be, "Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was unable to comment because of “a relapse of malaria she contracted in Bosnia.”

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Eyestrain from staring down Christina Agulera's dress.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:33 PM (e0xKF)

159 IOW, it's time for BJs in the Oval Office once again.


Posted by: Ian S. at December 26, 2012 12:30 PM (OevbG)

Sorry, but I'm out-of-service.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at December 26, 2012 12:33 PM (ndqJC)

160 After that she can claim PYSD from dodging snipers.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 12:32 PM (3Y7RV)

OOOPS, I meant PTSD.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 12:33 PM (3Y7RV)

161 >
Piers Morgan was fired for faking Iraq War Photos and then CNN hired him.


all he has to add to his schtick is RAAACIIIISSSST, and he'll finally get called up to The Bigs

MSNBC

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 26, 2012 12:33 PM (8sCoq)

162 Hollowpoint,
Pick a news source you¡¯d be more comfortable with.

You have 7,480 choices.

He said it. F him.

http://tiny-url.org/k7nOnbUl

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 26, 2012 12:34 PM (GFM2b)

163 I would comment, but my anal seepage is causing the leather couch to get a bit slippery.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 26, 2012 12:34 PM (jucos)

164 >IOW, it's time for BJs in the Oval Office once again.


Posted by: Ian S. at December 26, 2012 12:30 PM (OevbG)


Barky has no dick

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 26, 2012 12:35 PM (8sCoq)

165 151 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 12:28 PM (3Y7RV)


Thanks, OSP. But my mother would be the first to tell you that once the last of the survivors goes, it will be as if it never happened, at least to most of an uncaring and indifferent world. Just like the Inquisition, the pogroms and every other catastrophe that have befallen the Jews since time immemorial.

Oh well. What can you do? Just happy that there are many good people in the world and at least a handful of Jews who have not totally lost their minds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:35 PM (XkWWK)

166 Donald Rumsfeld ‏@RumsfeldOffice

If Russia is selling arms to India, the Obama admin Sec Clinton have erased 8 yrs of hard work building a US-India strategic partnership.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 26, 2012 12:36 PM (8sCoq)

167
I long for the less complicated days of visiting with Vince Foster and Chelsea's daddy.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 26, 2012 12:36 PM (ndqJC)

168 Why the hate for Hillary?

Sometimes horrible post surgery complications arise after addadicktome surgery.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at December 26, 2012 12:37 PM (dggI7)

169 164 >IOW, it's time for BJs in the Oval Office once again.


Posted by: Ian S. at December 26, 2012 12:30 PM (OevbG)


Barky has no dick

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He does have one... it's just in his mouth.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 26, 2012 12:37 PM (e0xKF)

170 Reporting for duty!

Get away from my man!

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 26, 2012 12:37 PM (OevbG)

171 164 Barky has no dick
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 26, 2012 12:35 PM (8sCoq)


He has an "innie."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:38 PM (XkWWK)

172 Oh well. What can you do? Just happy that there are many good people in the world and at least a handful of Jews who have not totally lost their minds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2012 12:35 PM (XkWWK)


When I was a young sailor I dated a JAP, Her grandpa live with her family. He had the tatoo on his arm. He was the funniest, coolest guy I had ever met, after I broke up with her I would still go to her house and hang out with him. She didn't like that but he ruled the roost.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, aka Jack July author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. at December 26, 2012 12:39 PM (3Y7RV)

173 New Kindle download

Living with a Micropenis by Barack Obama

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 26, 2012 12:39 PM (8sCoq)

174 Hollowpoint,

Pick a news source you¡¯d be more comfortable with.


So we have one out of context quote from one Republican House rep. A rep from Georgia who has an "A" rating from the NRA.

That falls well short of "Republicans Join Democrats to Destroy Second Amendment".

Note he didn't actually propose any new gun control legislation, only that it be "debated". House Republicans aren't suicidal- they're not going to pass a gun ban only to come home to face torches and pitchforks.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 26, 2012 12:43 PM (SY2Kh)

175 Living with a Micropenis by Barack Obama

Great, now I need new title for my autobiography.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 26, 2012 12:45 PM (YEelc)

176 I'm a Texan. Certainly there is no "ethnicity" that is Texan, but when asked to identify myself, I choose "Texan." I'm only "Caucasian" on government forms. Ethnicity is a silly dividing line, and less telling, culturally, than regionality. I have more in common with some third generation Texan who is ethnically Mexican (a hybrid ethnicity itself) than I do with some German/Irish hybrid (my own ethnicity) from New York.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 26, 2012 12:11 PM (/eBe


See under normal circumstances I'd be inclined to agree with you. But in regards to the Palestinians, fuck them. That title is tied to everything for them. "I'm Palestinian and this is my homeland and the Jews took it from me." No you're a fucking Arab from Egypt whose parents or grandparents moved there in an effort to kill Jews.

Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2012 12:58 PM (GULKT)

177 Does anyone speak Palestinian? Ever been to a Palestinian Restaurant where they served authentic Palestinian food. Which side did Palestine take in the World Wars?

Posted by: Butters at December 26, 2012 01:04 PM (NIZHJ)

178 Seal them in and let them have it amongst themselves.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at December 26, 2012 01:46 PM (gmoEG)






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