Last Minute To Don't List [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
From the Telegraph, a list of gifts to avoid unless you want to find your Christmas less than snuggly and warm.I have to say, I am in near total agreement with this list. The exception being, of course, if the womenfolk requested such an awful gift. How did the Obama Chia Head not make the list?
1 A 50 Shades of Gray charm bracelet?
Posted by: shibumi at December 23, 2012 08:39 PM (z63Tr)
2 The celebrity perfume might not be bad if there's one she specifically likes.
Also, who wears house coats? I thought they were only appropriate for women over 80.
Posted by: shibumi at December 23, 2012 08:41 PM (z63Tr)
3 That's some extreme thread stompage there.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 23, 2012 09:12 PM (CWlPF)
4 That's some extreme thread stompage there.
Not as severe as the 3 minute stomping this post took earlier tonight!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2012 09:14 PM (piMMO)
5 A 50 Shades of Gray charm bracelet?
Because who doesn't want to show off their SandM jewelry at church on Christmas morning?!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2012 09:16 PM (piMMO)
6 Offered to get those dustmop-slippers for Mrs. Agnostic for Christmas. I'm still smarting.
Posted by: Pious Agnostic at December 23, 2012 09:19 PM (PpLfy)
7 I found out I am going to be an auntie again! Perfect Christmas!
Posted by: jmel at December 23, 2012 09:20 PM (9tSXa)
8 Sen. Crapo of Idaho got a DUI last night.
At least it happened in the lowest news cycle of the year.
Posted by: Hopeless at December 23, 2012 09:20 PM (62WS0)
9 Sen. Crapo of Idaho got a DUI last night.
At least it happened in the lowest news cycle of the year.
Nothing says to constituents I've got your back like risking a head-on collision with one of them.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2012 09:21 PM (piMMO)
10 I found out I am going to be an auntie again! Perfect Christmas!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 23, 2012 09:22 PM (piMMO)
11 Hoping for an AR but not really expecting it.
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2012 09:53 PM (MPjT8)
12 I got my wife the camera she asked for and the antique jewelry she didn't ask for but I saw her leering at in the store.
Posted by: Fart at December 23, 2012 09:56 PM (erQJO)
13 Ace, if you're out there, I know you like funny videos for ONT's etc, so if you get a chance, check out the video at this link. I PROMISE, you will dig it!
EPIC CRIMMUS SPECTACULAR
Last minute gift ideas from Gaylord Livingston and BJ Smoove!
Posted by: Bryan at December 23, 2012 09:59 PM (LawsA)
14 Meh, went to the local gun store and they had diddly for EBR's, so I went out and bought a big ass TV instead because I didn't have one of them.
Posted by: Gmac - Who wishes all a Merry Christmas, except for those retards that re-elected the SCOAMF at December 23, 2012 10:10 PM (IanLz)
15 Got my husband the obama chia head as a Christmas gift a couple of years ago. I thought he would die he laughed so hard. Then he took a pic and texted it to everyone he knew.
To this day it remains one of his favorite gifts.
Posted by: GrandeMe at December 23, 2012 11:25 PM (i0yTO)
16 His name is Crapo.
Was anyone expecting much?
Posted by: Sexypig at December 23, 2012 11:40 PM (dZQh7)
17 Also, DUI nowadays could be having 2 beers and driving.
Posted by: Sexypig at December 23, 2012 11:41 PM (dZQh7)
18 Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia? Ehhh, more like No-No-No-Nookie.
Posted by: Bill H at December 24, 2012 02:50 AM (3sZO1)
19 Did they just confused Vajazzled and Bedazzled?
Posted by: Xmas at December 24, 2012 05:31 AM (72483)
20 19 Did they just confused Vajazzled and Bedazzled?
Haha... Maybe both are part of the gift?
Posted by: Guinness at December 24, 2012 08:23 AM (7/uqv)
21 Quoting Open Blogger: "How did the Obama Chia Head not make the list?"
Posted by: Mr_Write at December 24, 2012 10:41 AM (CLkAH)
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