Sunday Football Thread

It's almost Christmas too!

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Posted by: Dave In Texas at 12:38 PM



Comments

1 Frist!?!

Posted by: badanov at December 23, 2012 12:39 PM (S1l9D)

2 Finally some women who work out

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 12:39 PM (XDC0v)

3 Need new pants. Damn it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 23, 2012 12:42 PM (HDgX3)

4 Well Done Dave.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 12:42 PM (3Y7RV)

5 Sluty-licious...those TB ladies do not disappoint.

Posted by: billygoat at December 23, 2012 12:42 PM (6DDE+)

6 Anyone who still wants guns, rifles or ammo should go to Traction Control/Well-Regulated Militia: http://tinyurl.com/2ea4lhn Still pre-panic prices and a huge inventory and good reliable service. Tell everyone you know

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 12:43 PM (XDC0v)

7 I'll take her, and her, and her, and her.....

Posted by: EC at December 23, 2012 12:43 PM (doBIb)

8 Nice work DiT!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 23, 2012 12:43 PM (EjpKz)

9 SEX SEX- bring me that sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes




as a long time reader/commenter, I would guess that the Tampa Bay babes are the most-often posted cheerleaders on these football threads

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 12:44 PM (8sCoq)

10 There seems to be a dearth of silicone amongst these ladies. Good.

Posted by: pep at December 23, 2012 12:44 PM (6TB1Z)

11 man, some trannys in that picture had some really expensive work done.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 12:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

12 The Ginger is Spac-tac-u-lar.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 12:44 PM (3Y7RV)

13 The blonde at right. I like her- she seems smart.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 12:45 PM (8sCoq)

14 The one in the middle could crack walnuts with those thighs.

Posted by: pep at December 23, 2012 12:45 PM (6TB1Z)

15 5 I dunno, they don't look slutty to me:I usually associate sluttiness with insecure women of low social value. These women have it together enough and enough self-discipline and work-orientation to work out hard enough to get bodies like that. It's a very good sign

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 12:45 PM (XDC0v)

16 14 And they'd be the happiest walnuts in America

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 12:46 PM (XDC0v)

17 OT: Postal workers on strike to protest cutbacks to 5-day delivery.

http://tinyurl.com/ccuc4bz

The jokes just write themselves.

Posted by: pep at December 23, 2012 12:49 PM (6TB1Z)

18 []i16
14 And they'd be the happiest walnuts in America


MrrmfffffmmmffmmmmmMMMMMMM ******CRACK

Posted by: Sound of Happy Walnuts at December 23, 2012 12:50 PM (6TB1Z)

19 17 Putting the clampdown on the outrageous way the post office is misrun would be a very good start

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 12:50 PM (XDC0v)

20 Yesss. It is refreshing to see young women with such good posture and grace.

Posted by: Yip at December 23, 2012 12:50 PM (/jHWN)

21 5-day delivery, where? It takes a week for a "first class" letter to get across town.

Posted by: Gerry at December 23, 2012 12:51 PM (G75Lr)

22 Tampa Bay cheerleaders on the Sunday thread!!

This bodes well.

Posted by: Sean Bannion. at December 23, 2012 12:53 PM (ra+Pa)

23 5-day delivery, where? It takes a week for a "first class" letter to get across town.
Posted by: Gerry at December 23, 2012 12:51 PM (G75Lr)

Remember when Goin Postal was the cliche of the day?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 12:53 PM (3Y7RV)

24 OK can we stop the stupid pre-game show with them singing and get to the stadium?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2012 12:53 PM (MPjT8)

25 Did they tape their penis' to the inside of their legs?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2012 12:54 PM (jucos)

26 So, will my Bears come roarin back and make their way into the Playoffs?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 12:55 PM (3Y7RV)

27 .. and, thanks, Post Office for taking out the vending machines to keep union dues-payers, so I have to wait 15 minutes in line to buy a couple of stamps.

Posted by: Gerry at December 23, 2012 12:55 PM (G75Lr)

28 Yes, they do look bright...I think the one in the middle was in my thermodynamics class....ummm, entropy.

Posted by: Whiskey_Joe at December 23, 2012 12:55 PM (RIm0W)

29 This post doesn't suck!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2012 12:56 PM (jucos)

30 10 yard penalty for covering the tight end on the right

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 23, 2012 12:57 PM (3CYs7)

31 fyi, if smurfs were real there is a strong chance I would capture and enslave them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 12:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

32 Oh great. Billick is going to be blabbering on the Redskin telecast today. I am going to have to turn the TV down and listen to Sonny, Sam, and Frank.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2012 12:58 PM (jucos)

33 only as a hobby

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 12:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

34 so why are they starting mcelroy and not tebow?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 12:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

35 Just to show you how dedicated i am to destroying racial barriers i volunteer to do each and every one of them

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 12:59 PM (XDC0v)

36 >so I have to wait 15 minutes in line to buy a couple of stamps.


Posted by: Gerry at December 23, 2012 12:55 PM (G75Lr)


dude buy em at the grocery store

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 12:59 PM (8sCoq)

37 35My failureto satisfy them would not be based on race

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 01:00 PM (XDC0v)

38 35My failureto satisfy them would not be based on race
Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 01:00 PM (XDC0v)

you do get four downs, they are football cheerleaders

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

39 fyi, if smurfs were real there is a strong chance I would capture and enslave them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 12:58 PM (Z9EHQ)
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I would trap one, skin it, and make a nice hat.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2012 01:01 PM (jucos)

40 2nd from right

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 01:02 PM (8sCoq)

41
I bet the 'Skins will surprise and win the NFC East.

Just a nagging hunch.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 23, 2012 01:02 PM (SAMxH)

42 35My failureto satisfy them would not be based on race
Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 01:00 PM (XDC0v)
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Reminds me of a tale I've been told.
How do you know what a woman orgams?

Who cares!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2012 01:02 PM (jucos)

43 Whoa!!! That chick on the far right needs to aim that thing down range.

You could put an eye out for god's sake!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at December 23, 2012 01:02 PM (A5Abh)

44 you do get four downs, they are football cheerleaders
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:01 PM (Z9EHQ)


Wait. They go down four times? Or he does?

Because there's a difference here.

Posted by: Sean Bannion. at December 23, 2012 01:02 PM (ra+Pa)

45 jets are receiving! if anyone knows how to take it its the jets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

46 looks like they're making me watch HOU v MIN

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 01:03 PM (8sCoq)

47 Dave, are we recycling pics?

Posted by: Vic at December 23, 2012 01:03 PM (53z96)

48 Wait. They go down four times? Or he does?

Because there's a difference here.
Posted by: Sean Bannion. at December 23, 2012 01:02 PM (ra+Pa)

I would have to say the brunette in the middle, least vapid looking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

49 Wait. They go down four times? Or he does?

Because there's a difference here.
Posted by: Sean Bannion. at December 23, 2012 01:02 PM (ra+Pa)


oops

four chances to make them happy, however it happens who cares?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

50 Aww, look at how their chests are thrust out, poor things are clearly trying to hide their osteoporosis.

Posted by: booger at December 23, 2012 01:05 PM (HI6wa)

51 What a joy it is to wake up in the best country ever anywhere. Now it's time to make sure we work hard enough to keep it that way. You don't buy a ZR-1 without understanding that it needs maintenance once in a while

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 01:05 PM (XDC0v)

52 Dave, are we recycling pics?
Posted by: Vic at December 23, 2012 01:03 PM (53z96)

yes

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

53 New Orleans has away-field advantage.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2012 01:05 PM (MPjT8)

54 I would have to say the brunette in the middle, least vapid looking.Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

I dunno, I'm still a ginger fan.

I'm sure she goes down like Air Florida.

Every hour on the half hour.

Posted by: Sean Bannion. at December 23, 2012 01:06 PM (ra+Pa)

55 I almost forgot

http://is.gd/8S7yf2

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 01:06 PM (8sCoq)

56 Every hour on the half hour.
Posted by: Sean Bannion

If I drank in the early afternoon I would have scotch all over my keyboard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

57 A veritable arsenal of sharp elbows. We need a "national conversation" about the inherent dangers represented by this picture.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at December 23, 2012 01:08 PM (zxrQh)

58 I almost forgot

http://is.gd/8S7yf2
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 01:06 PM (8sCoq)
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Wow. Redskins too. Nice.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2012 01:08 PM (jucos)

59 Anyone who still wants guns, rifles or ammo should go to Traction Control/Well-Regulated Militia: http://tinyurl.com/2ea4lhn Still pre-panic prices and a huge inventory and good reliable service. Tell everyone you know. Can't be said enough. I gotta go to Target and get some Claritin D, 'cuz that stuff REALLY WORKS. Geez you gotta go through a cavity search to get it tho

Posted by: DAve at December 23, 2012 01:08 PM (XDC0v)

60 I almost forgot

http://is.gd/8S7yf2
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 01:06

every cheerleader pic after that is a footnote. seriously she is so doable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

61 If I drank in the early afternoon I would have scotch all over my keyboard.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

I like to drink in the early afternoon and stop at dinner time. That way I am sober before bed. Sleep better that way.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 01:08 PM (3Y7RV)

62 every cheerleader pic after that is a footnote. seriously she is so doable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:08 PM (Z9EHQ)
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I can smell her from here!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2012 01:09 PM (jucos)

63 I almost forgot



http://is.gd/8S7yf2

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 01:06 PM (8sCoq)


Holy crap!!!!

Don't look directly at it!

Posted by: EC at December 23, 2012 01:09 PM (doBIb)

64 every cheerleader pic after that is a footnote. seriously she is so doable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

Yep. I wonder if she realizes she has spilled more seed than Archer Danials Midland.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 01:10 PM (3Y7RV)

65 Wow, Jacksonville looked good on the drive.

Or the Patriots sucked. They DO have a tendency to play to the level of the team they are facing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2012 01:10 PM (ra+Pa)

66 I embrace the Dave's recycling program... just sayin'

Posted by: Yip at December 23, 2012 01:11 PM (/jHWN)

67 Wow, Jacksonville looked good on the drive.

Jacksonville will look better next year with Tebow at the helm.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 01:11 PM (3Y7RV)

68 Yep. I wonder if she realizes she has spilled more seed than Archer Danials Midland.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 01:10 PM (3Y7RV)

heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

69 if we buy the redskins do we get her too?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

70 Jacksonville will look better next year with Tebow at the helm.

I bet he makes them playoff contenders next year.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2012 01:13 PM (ra+Pa)

71 I bet he makes them playoff contenders next year.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2012 01:13 PM (ra+Pa)

He's never going to be the greatest QB ever. But he is a winner and a leader.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 01:14 PM (3Y7RV)

72 He's never going to be the greatest QB ever. But he is a winner and a leader.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012

certainly better than sanchez

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

73 OK I am into the Beam and eggnog because it is 5 o'clock somewhere

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 01:15 PM (8sCoq)

74
bet he makes them playoff contenders next year. Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2012 01:13 PM (ra+Pa)
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I would laugh my ass off. I never saw so much hate directed at a guy...they claim it's his talent but somebody posted on profootball talk his stats and they are a hell of a lot better than you are led to believe.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2012 01:15 PM (MPjT8)

75 I would laugh my ass off. I never saw so much hate directed at a guy...they claim it's his talent but somebody posted on profootball talk his stats and they are a hell of a lot better than you are led to believe.
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2012 01:15 PM (MPjT


Yep, he's the Sarah Palin of the NFL.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 01:16 PM (3Y7RV)

76 He's never going to be the greatest QB ever. But he is a winner and a leader.

Yup. With one exception.

When he's playing for Rex Ryan.

Because Rex could fuck up a wet dream.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2012 01:17 PM (ra+Pa)

77 Because Rex could fuck up a wet dream.
Posted by: Sean Bannion

he is the only guy who regularly receives a maine surprise in his wet dreams.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 01:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

78 Of course the Patriots are going to choke today. They were favored by 14.5 points and I picked them.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 01:19 PM (GULKT)

79 SO, I guess they aren't gonna call holding again for 3 weeks in a row...

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 01:20 PM (E7Iyp)

80 Touchdown Green Bay!

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 23, 2012 01:21 PM (YjDyJ)

81 he is the only guy who regularly receives a maine surprise in his wet dreams

I can't stand people who talk shit. I like them even less (as if that were possible) when they are losers.

People who talk smack have self-esteem issues. I'd prefer they not make the rest of us a part of their own personal psychodrama

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2012 01:22 PM (ra+Pa)

82 Well, I think i'll ajoun to my television watchin chair. Later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 01:23 PM (3Y7RV)

83 Boobehs, elbows, asses, and cameltoes all in one

Yes DiT, a Merry Christmas indeed

Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2012 01:23 PM (wwsoB)

84 Is it going to be Christmas for shitty teams today where the good teams give them a present of a win?

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 01:23 PM (GULKT)

85 "Jack Frost nipping at your Toe..."

Posted by: Frank G at December 23, 2012 01:24 PM (cJqu0)

86
85 "Jack Frost nipping at your Toe..."
Posted by: Frank G at December 23, 2012 01:24 PM (cJqu0)


Nah that's Rex Ryan.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 01:24 PM (GULKT)

87 Is it going to be Christmas for shitty teams today where the good teams give them a present of a win?

Looking that way in Jacksonville today.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 23, 2012 01:25 PM (ra+Pa)

88 If you are going to recycle pictures then this is one that needs recycling!

Damn! I'd start with the blonde on the left. She needs her hair washed and I volunteer to get her all nice and lathered up. Not to worry, I'll get to all of them, one, even two at a time. I'm a giver.

Now that I think about it, none of these fine lasses can find work as a dental hygienist due to their God given attributes.
What a shame. I'll guess I have to take care of them. Heavy sigh.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 23, 2012 01:25 PM (RXQ2T)

89 Re: Well Regulated
Great! You morons crashed their server.

Posted by: VW Zao at December 23, 2012 01:30 PM (vWZa0)

90 Touchdown Cincy

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 01:32 PM (GULKT)

91 This is a rerun, but I'd still take the brunette in the middle.
I'd wager the carpet, if any, don't match the ginger drapes.
Packers need to make this one look easy.

Posted by: VW Zao at December 23, 2012 01:33 PM (vWZa0)

92
91 This is a rerun, but I'd still take the brunette in the middle. I'd wager the carpet, if any, don't match the ginger drapes. Packers need to make this one look easy.
Posted by: VW Zao at December 23, 2012 01:33 PM (vWZa0


Well of course not. The bald cheerleader is on the Colts' squad.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 01:35 PM (GULKT)

93 WIDE LEFT!!! HAH!!!

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 01:36 PM (E7Iyp)

94 Q for the group:


anyone ever buy a gun at a gun show? Tanner Gun Show is in town next week


still want a .38 snubby

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 01:37 PM (8sCoq)

95 Want to read some critical thinking skill fail? Click the link above.

It won't surprise anyone to hear this dipshit said just he read the Bill of Rights yesterday.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2012 01:37 PM (bmBVx)

96
The soul stealing ginger....yeah, that's the one.

And Nawlins is kicking the Cowboys asses early...AND I got a full bar and a half gallon ofeggnog ANDthe grumpy granny brought home snack fixins..gonna be agreat day of football.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 23, 2012 01:38 PM (eINqu)

97 Foles and McCoy looking pretty sharp for the Eagles so far. 7-0 ist quarter.

Oh, wait, Foles being chased to the sidelines, FUMBLE.

Sigh.

Posted by: RM at December 23, 2012 01:39 PM (ixDYs)

98 WTG Dez/Romo!

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 01:41 PM (E7Iyp)

99 anyone ever buy a gun at a gun show? Tanner Gun Show is in town next week

Yes.

Posted by: EC at December 23, 2012 01:43 PM (doBIb)

100 Nothing makes me happier than Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleaders. Maybe it's the pirate outfits... but something just comes off as extra dirty with those girls.

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at December 23, 2012 01:44 PM (WuCLB)

101 Dez has been more sure handed with the broken finger than he was without it.

We ought to snap a few more and he'd be a freakin' god.

Posted by: Silver and Blue at December 23, 2012 01:46 PM (nyG2S)

102 101, alot of it has to do with him having the charges of assault dropped (for "hitting" his mom with a baseball cap)......

HOLY CRAP!! THEY CALLED HOLDING!?!?!

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 01:48 PM (E7Iyp)

103 TWICE!?!?!?!

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 01:48 PM (E7Iyp)

104 That brunette is definitely soaping up the blonde after the game. Hot. Shower. Cheerleaders.
Oh, and Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 23, 2012 01:55 PM (Aitxy)

105 9
SEX SEX- bring me that sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes


as
a long time reader/commenter, I would guess that the Tampa Bay babes
are the most-often posted cheerleaders on these football threads


Posted by: Jones in CO at December 23, 2012 12:44 PM (8sCoq)

Dave In Texas is well known as a big fan of Thai Ladyboys, so his posting of Tampa cheerleaders reflects his interest in that genre of "women".

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 23, 2012 01:56 PM (Zd/NW)

106 DEZ-A-TRON!!!

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 01:57 PM (E7Iyp)

107 Dave In Texas is well known as a big fan of Thai Ladyboys, so his posting of Tampa cheerleaders reflects his interest in that genre of "women".
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 23, 2012 01:56 PM (Zd/NW)

Which brings up a moral conundrum: If you "accidentally" get a knobber from a super hot trannie, does that make you partly gay on some level?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 23, 2012 01:59 PM (Aitxy)

108
14-7? This may be a better weekend than anticipated, if it holds.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 23, 2012 02:05 PM (SAMxH)

109 That's a GREAT Chevy commercial! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 23, 2012 02:10 PM (nv2Ve)

110
Which brings up a moral conundrum: If you
"accidentally" get a knobber from a super hot trannie, does that make
you partly gay on some level?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 23, 2012 01:59 PM (Aitxy)

I guess it depends. If you nut after discover the surprise, then you probably will find yourself at the Folsom Street Fair. If you nut before discovering the twig and berries, you have plausible deny-ability.

Of course, it all depends though on how big the adam's apple is.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 23, 2012 02:11 PM (Zd/NW)

111 Which brings up a moral conundrum: If you "accidentally" get a knobber from a super hot trannie, does that make you partly gay on some level?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 23, 2012 01:59 PM (Aitxy)

I thought the hq policy was as long has you had no knowledge before or while receiving said knobber you were straight though maybe stupid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 02:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

112 I guess it depends. If you nut after discover the surprise, then you probably will find yourself at the Folsom Street Fair. If you nut before discovering the twig and berries, you have plausible deny-ability.

Of course, it all depends though on how big the adam's apple is.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 23, 2012 02:11 PM (Zd/NW)

yeah if you realized your error and decided it was ten seconds more to finish and simply finished you are gay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 02:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

113 Redskins trying to make sure that they finish 3rd in the NFC East.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 23, 2012 02:14 PM (Zd/NW)

114 113 Don't jinx it!

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 02:16 PM (E7Iyp)

115 No offense to you Tennessee fans, but your team really blows. Kind of like the Cardinals, you almost have to work on being that bad.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 23, 2012 02:16 PM (GZitp)

116
yeah if you realized your error and decided it was ten seconds more to finish and simply finished you are gay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 02:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

Well it is rude to not at least make an attempt to bring the lady off after you have nutted. So at that point, if you nut, you have an obligation to at least attempt to pleasure your partner. So instead of hairpie, you get balls across the nose.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 23, 2012 02:18 PM (Zd/NW)

117 Well it is rude to not at least make an attempt to bring the lady off after you have nutted. So at that point, if you nut, you have an obligation to at least attempt to pleasure your partner. So instead of hairpie, you get balls across the nose.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 23, 2012 02:18 PM (Zd/NW)

heh - yeah well that my good moron is an entirely different problem. apparently there is such a thing as too much of a gentleman.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 02:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

118 Streaming of most games:

http://www.thefirstrow.eu/sport/american-football.html

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at December 23, 2012 02:28 PM (FZEtg)

119 Each game offers several links. Ignore the first one. I always requires a download.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at December 23, 2012 02:29 PM (FZEtg)

120 drudge has a photo of some lady fired for being irresistibly hot or something. not so hot, not as hot as our cheerleader.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 02:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

121 And controversy at Dallas and New Orleans.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 02:30 PM (GULKT)

122 121
And controversy at Dallas and New Orleans.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 02:30 PM (GULKT)

Troy Aikman gave Romo a reach-around?

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 23, 2012 02:32 PM (Zd/NW)

123 Troy Aikman gave Romo a reach-around?
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 23, 2012 02:32 PM (Zd/NW)


Exactly what would be controversial about that? If its expected where's the controversy?

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 02:37 PM (GULKT)

124 houston will lose in the first round of the playoffs; bank on it.

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 23, 2012 02:43 PM (AVfT8)

125 Tweeeet! Blonde on the far right--12-inch penalty for blockage of butt shot. Redo photo! Tweeeet!

Posted by: moron referee at December 23, 2012 02:45 PM (jPVBi)

126
124 houston will lose in the first round of the playoffs; bank on it.
Posted by: D. Hopper at December 23, 2012 02:43 PM (AVfT


Ok I'll bank on it. Bet they make it past the first round of the playoffs. Not very often that a team loses during a bye week you know.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 02:46 PM (GULKT)

127 the first round that they play ds

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 23, 2012 02:48 PM (AVfT8)

128 The first round, they have a bye. They are currently the 1 seed in the AFC. The do not play the first round.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 02:50 PM (GULKT)

129 the first round they play; is this too hard?

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 23, 2012 02:51 PM (AVfT8)

130 Houston will not play in the first round of the playoffs. They will have a first round bye.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 02:53 PM (GULKT)

131 Is that Giada on the left? Must be moonlighting for extra X-mas money.

Posted by: connielu at December 23, 2012 02:55 PM (i0aCV)

132 you play the role of a dumbfuck very well.

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 23, 2012 02:55 PM (AVfT8)

133 I'm not the retard that thinks first round of the playoffs and "first round they play" are the same things idiot.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 02:57 PM (GULKT)

134 Is this red on red fighting?

Posted by: Bedlam at December 23, 2012 03:00 PM (8EPcY)

135 *Cue classic Star Trek fight music*

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 03:03 PM (E7Iyp)

136 134: Brotherly love...

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 23, 2012 03:04 PM (mQmzV)

137 Wow! Did Tennessee make the team bus today??

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 03:08 PM (E7Iyp)

138 1. You do not talk about fight club
2. You do not talk about fight club
3. do not ever ever fuck with Peaches
4. do not ever fuck with buzz.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 03:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

139 Wow! Did Tennessee make the team bus today??
Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 03:08 PM (E7Iyp)

short bus

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 03:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

140 The Chargers Jets game must really be sucking ass. I don't think I've seen anything of it on Redzone.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 03:11 PM (GULKT)

141 140
The Chargers Jets game must really be sucking ass. I don't think I've seen anything of it on Redzone.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 03:11 PM (GULKT)

fap fap fap
did you say "sucking toes?"
fap fap fap

Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 23, 2012 03:12 PM (Zd/NW)

142 Cue classic Star Trek fight music*
Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 03:03 PM (E7Iyp)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AphxyjrH4SE

fyi at a hole in the wall diner I used to eat breakfast at, the cook played this song when he got slammed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 23, 2012 03:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

143 No TV for football today. Just looked at the scores. Good grief, did Tennessee arrive at all today?

The Redskins are being the hated Eagles. Yep, won't be watching the local news again tonight except for the weather, because the first 5 minutes or so of every local newscast will be singing the glories of the Redskins (I'm not fond of them but I can live around here because I hate the Cowboys more).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 23, 2012 03:20 PM (iFl7N)

144 Thats pretty cool!

Murry loosing the ball... NOT as much...

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 03:21 PM (E7Iyp)

145 143 No TV for football today. Just looked at the scores. Good grief, did Tennessee arrive at all today?

That's why you watch it online.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 03:23 PM (GULKT)

146 That's why you watch it online.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 03:23 PM (GULKT)



Sometimes sacrifices are necessary, and the only game on TV at the moment is the Redskins-Eagles game.

And Green Bay continues to pile on the pain.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 23, 2012 03:26 PM (iFl7N)

147 That's why you go to http://www.thefirstrow.euand watch Redzone one of the other games you'd prefer to watch that is not in your market.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 03:30 PM (GULKT)

148 Texans playing like a 2-12 team today.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 23, 2012 03:36 PM (BVkEs)

149 Since they clenched, are Texans even playing their starters?

If so, yikes!

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 03:38 PM (E7Iyp)

150 Texans are playing for home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Must win against the Colts next week to secure it.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 23, 2012 03:40 PM (BVkEs)

151 Colin Kaepernick's pet turtle, who is 15 years old and grew from really small to 115 pounds:

http://tinyurl.com/cwwvgkk

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 23, 2012 03:43 PM (iFl7N)

152 I had no belief that the Vikings would win this game. No way no how. Though I wish AP would have gotten more.

Posted by: chris at December 23, 2012 03:47 PM (LWiW8)

153 55-0 Green Bay

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 23, 2012 03:48 PM (YjDyJ)

154 Yeah, Peterson going to come up short for the record

Posted by: The dude at December 23, 2012 03:48 PM (tw6Ar)

155 Touchdown Dallas: Tony Romo to Whoopi Goldberg

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 23, 2012 04:07 PM (BVkEs)

156 Pitt/Cincy a weather game?10 -- 10 and nobody can move the ball.

Posted by: eleven at December 23, 2012 04:13 PM (fsLdt)

157 "HO HO HO!!!" Brad (Voice of the Cowboys) Sham!!

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 04:21 PM (E7Iyp)

158 Tennessee scored. At least the offense showed up once.

Redskins beat Philly and Dallas loses. Therefore, most DC residents are doing a collective happy dance.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 23, 2012 04:22 PM (iFl7N)

159 Dallas ties it! woooot

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2012 04:22 PM (MPjT8)

160 @158

Pardon??

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 04:23 PM (E7Iyp)

161 159 Dallas ties it! woooot

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2012 04:22 PM (MPjT


What do I know?

No more Gentleman Jack sours for me.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 23, 2012 04:23 PM (iFl7N)

162
I don't know who was more shocked, Brees or Jason Garrett

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 23, 2012 04:27 PM (cueQQ)

163 WTG Whitten!! Most catches by a TE in a season!!

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 04:29 PM (E7Iyp)

164 Hopefully in a win.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2012 04:30 PM (MPjT8)

165 Thx for the jinx.. heh

Still, all the Romo haters can suck his best QB in 4th Q EVER rating!

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 04:40 PM (E7Iyp)

166 Yeah the Romo hate I don't get. It's like blaming guns for shooting.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2012 04:41 PM (MPjT8)

167 Also, what happened to the "Cant fumble forward" rule??

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 04:43 PM (E7Iyp)

168 Yeah the Romo hate I don't get. It's like blaming guns for shooting.
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 23, 2012 04:41 PM (MPjT

I like Romo, Jerry Jones, not so much.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 04:44 PM (3Y7RV)

169 Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 04:43 PM (E7Iyp)

Only in college nowadays

Posted by: The dude at December 23, 2012 04:45 PM (tw6Ar)

170
167 Also, what happened to the "Cant fumble forward" rule??
Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 04:43 PM (E7Iyp)


Doesn't that really actually apply to the ball being fumbled and it goes out of bounds?

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 04:46 PM (GULKT)

171 I'm a Gentleman Jack-inspired prophet. But I would hope USS Diversity speaks to me again...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 23, 2012 04:46 PM (iFl7N)

172 Hey, whats the address for online football games?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 04:48 PM (3Y7RV)

173 Yeah, Jerry's a fine owner for the most part, but he wont fire the GM who SUCKS (Jimmy Johnson Rings, and I count the 3rd as his too!)

And I thought you didn't get to advance the ball in the NFL unless the D also fumbles it.. But that may have been a rule last time we did get a Ring and not since.. (hasn't occurred that much lately I guess)

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 04:50 PM (E7Iyp)

174 see comment 118 or 147 osp.

Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 04:52 PM (GULKT)

175 Bye guys. back to lurking as JarvisW (ISP changed my hash)

Posted by: 'Boys D Line at December 23, 2012 04:58 PM (E7Iyp)

176
174 see comment 118 or 147 osp.
Posted by: buzzion at December 23, 2012 04:52 PM (GULKT)

Thanks Buzz.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 23, 2012 05:00 PM (3Y7RV)

177 We've seen these fine ladies before, methinks....

Posted by: Buck Bradley at December 23, 2012 05:18 PM (PDRXW)

178 Peyton Manning is about the whiniest little bitch in all of football.

That is all.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 23, 2012 05:25 PM (BVkEs)

179 Wow. Went 10-4 and 9-5 in my fantasy leagues, and got my ass handed to me royally in the championship games today in both leagues. Oh well, drafting 7th out of 8 isnt that bad.

Posted by: DaveinNC at December 23, 2012 09:04 PM (/NgNT)

180 Seahawks recovered blocked field goal and made a touch down for 21-0 Hawks-49ers. 2nd Qtr.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at December 23, 2012 09:21 PM (FZEtg)






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