Friday Morning News Dump

Follow me on twitter.

Posted by: BenK at 11:28 AM



Comments

1 I had this ready for 9:00 but got caught up working and just realized I forgot to post it. Hope the news isn't stale already.

Posted by: Ben at December 21, 2012 11:06 AM (xTHBC)

2 Yay

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:06 AM (uFY4s)

3 Gun Shop= Gun show ?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 21, 2012 11:06 AM (R8hU8)

4 1 no we need a new thread

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:08 AM (uFY4s)

5 We all know which link the morons clicked. Admit it.

Posted by: joncelli at December 21, 2012 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

6 So, what, the ATF couldn't get guns to send to Mexico so they raided the gun show?

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 11:08 AM (VtjlW)

7 All the Doom that's fit to print.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 11:10 AM (QupBk)

8 German official says Jews should go to Uganda

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:10 AM (uFY4s)

9 Hello hello hello is there anybody in there?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 11:11 AM (NIZHJ)

10 ?

Posted by: yinzer at December 21, 2012 11:13 AM (/Mla1)

11 Sorry, I bumped this for the NRA press conference. That was more news worthy.

Posted by: Ben at December 21, 2012 11:28 AM (xTHBC)

12
what's plan D?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 11:30 AM (rW4t3)

13 Here's an exciting headline on MSNBC:

Deadly storm soaks Northeast, triggers travel chaos

Right now, in Connecticut, the sun is shining.

Posted by: Cricket at December 21, 2012 11:36 AM (DrC22)

14 Piers Morgan's argument for gun control is as follows:

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BULLIES!"

That's it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 11:36 AM (4df7R)

15 what's plan D?

You'll have to bend over to find out.

Sorry. Softball. Tee'd right up. Had to take a swing.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 11:36 AM (GFM2b)

16 what's plan D?





Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 11:30 AM


My "Plan D" would be to throw Choom Boy and EVERY member of Congress in prison without outside contact of any kind, and keep them there until they come up with -- and pass -- a budget that drastically cuts unnecessary spending (start with $4 million for the Traitor-in-Chief's "vacation") and presents a realistic plan to decrease the debt.

In fact, even if by some miracle these greedy, America-hating pricks do break character and actually work toward a good outcome, I'd leave them in jail. That would be safer for the country.

It seems clear nothing less will save us.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 21, 2012 11:36 AM (yKUrR)

17 Right now, in Connecticut, the sun is shining.
Posted by: Cricket at December 21, 2012 11:36 AM (DrC22)


I can assure you that in NH it's MISERABLE. It felt like midnight at 8am, the sky was so dark. And the wind is hellacious.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 11:37 AM (4df7R)

18 It's baaaaack. Also it's shop not show.

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 11:37 AM (VtjlW)

19 U.S. Marine convicted of urinating on corpses of Taliban insurgents



When did it become against the law to piss on a dead terrorist?

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2012 11:37 AM (53z96)

20 U.S. Marine convicted of urinating on corpses of Taliban insurgents



When did it become against the law to piss on a dead terrorist?
Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2012 11:37 AM (53z96)

He mostly got convicted of stupidity for allowing it to be filmed and distributed.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 11:38 AM (79ueO)

21 Local Southern California News on Immigration. Yesterday a young man came into the local filling station to buy cigarettes, when the manager asked for ID, he produced a Salvadorean Consulate card. When the manager told him "we do not accept that as a form of ID" he left to get in his truck and drive off, flipping off and cussing both of us at the store. He did not even stop too thank us for providing him with the freedom of expression that was paid for by our country..He never like so many ungrateful visitors realize they would not get the same treatment in their own homeland.

Posted by: Clemenza at December 21, 2012 11:39 AM (Q8Pu5)

22 I can assure you that in NH it's MISERABLE. It felt like midnight at 8am, the sky was so dark. And the wind is hellacious.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 11:37 AM (4df7R)

Hey--that's not nice! You punctured my snark


Posted by: Cricket at December 21, 2012 11:39 AM (DrC22)

23 Wish conservatives would stop arguing that our guns are for hunting and sport.

That was NOT the reason it was inscribed in the constitution.

Full auto should be legal like any other rifle. If anything untrained psychos will kill LESS with them.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at December 21, 2012 11:39 AM (FsUAO)

24 12
what's plan D?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 11:30 AM (rW4t3)

____

I though Plan D involved cheerleaders

Posted by: Cricket at December 21, 2012 11:40 AM (DrC22)

25 @20 I never get the chance to piss on dead enemy corpse, That is discrimination!!!

Posted by: Clemenza at December 21, 2012 11:41 AM (Q8Pu5)

26 They raided the gun shop???



Was there any pretext or just a "Fuck you, shut up or you're next"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 11:41 AM (da5Wo)

27 Hey--that's not nice! You punctured my snark
Posted by: Cricket at December 21, 2012 11:39 AM (DrC22)


lol! My apologies. But your snark was well-aimed!

I have a feeling y'all might be getting some of this later in the weekend though. It's icky. Not even snow, which would at least be good for the ski slopes.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 11:41 AM (4df7R)

28 He mostly got convicted of stupidity for allowing it to be filmed and distributed.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 11:38 AM (79ueO)



Yup. Whatever the charges were, the actual charges were aggravated dumbfuckery with ancillary idiocy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 11:41 AM (VtjlW)

29 What?! The [b[French ditched a combat zone under a socialist president?

Surprise, sur-fuckin-prise.

Posted by: Heralder at December 21, 2012 11:42 AM (+xmn4)

30
Bold fail. Yay.

Posted by: Heralder at December 21, 2012 11:42 AM (+xmn4)

31 Fo shizzle mah nizzles

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 21, 2012 11:43 AM (8sCoq)

32 DJIA = -182. If there weren't bad news there wouldn't be any news at all.

Posted by: joncelli at December 21, 2012 11:44 AM (RD7QR)

33 Here's an exciting headline on MSNBC:

Deadly storm soaks Northeast, triggers travel chaos

Right now, in Connecticut, the sun is shining.
Posted by: Cricket at December 21, 2012 11:36 AM (DrC22)


Been shoveling all day, just to keep up.

It sucks, yea.

Posted by: NE and no Sun at December 21, 2012 11:44 AM (LpQbZ)

34 The German guy is disgusting

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:44 AM (uFY4s)

35 So the feds raid a gun store because a crook stole from it????


I smell a lawsuit coming which we will have to pay for.

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2012 11:45 AM (53z96)

36 31 cornball brother

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:45 AM (uFY4s)

37 You mean Hitler? What's he done now?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 11:45 AM (NIZHJ)

38 I repeat what I said yesterday regarding the Olympian turned hooker:
Any man who knows his wife is working as a prostitute and lets her go ahead with it is worthless. Also, watch as she gets the kid in the divorce proceedings, and there will be a divorce. Despite her claims, she won't give up cheating on him, she'll just get sneakier about it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 21, 2012 11:46 AM (3x3F6)

39 Wth with the Olympian hooker

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:46 AM (uFY4s)

40 It's actually quite roomie in here, but the smell.

The smell of shame.

Posted by: Paladin at December 21, 2012 11:46 AM (mCOPv)

41 She is kind of ugly

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:47 AM (uFY4s)

42 That gigantoid explosion in Indianapolis last month that killed two people and destroyed a dozen homes? Intentional seepage of gas plus exploding microwave. Three people charged with felony murder and dozens of counts of felony arson.

http://is.gd/b8ia1a

BAN MICROWAVES!


(Note: when exploding your home to get out of the mortgage/collect the insurance, if you use "evening out at the casino" as your alibi, don't board your cat. No one boards a cat for an evening out. Let the cat die, or head out of state for a week...)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 21, 2012 11:47 AM (hO8IJ)

43 I can see the screenplay now. Olympian with a heart of gold.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 11:48 AM (NIZHJ)

44

Chris Plante saying press conference was not clear enough, and his PR friend called in to say it was mushy in it's delivery.

Meh. It will get picked over and over and over.

Posted by: NE and no Sun at December 21, 2012 11:48 AM (LpQbZ)

45 He's doing it again. Eulogy for Inoye, all that tfg can do is talk about himself.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at December 21, 2012 11:48 AM (WX65W)

46 This is the Olympic hooker

http://is.gd/N2et3R

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 21, 2012 11:48 AM (8sCoq)

47 41
She is kind of ugly

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:47 AM (uFY4s)

Butterface. Put a mask on her and concentrate on the legs.

Posted by: joncelli at December 21, 2012 11:49 AM (RD7QR)

48 She is kind of ugly

Women who run a lot inevitably end up far to skinny for my tastes. Sometimes it isn't bad (hi runningrn!), but coming from the Army where I saw a lot of this, I far prefer a woman with a little meat on her bones.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 21, 2012 11:49 AM (3x3F6)

49 Also why is she married

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:49 AM (uFY4s)

50 More then one way to earn a living on the track.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 11:50 AM (NIZHJ)

51 Been shoveling all day, just to keep up.

It sucks, yea.
Posted by: NE and no Sun at December 21, 2012 11:44 AM (LpQbZ)


But think of the hot chocolate and schnapps

Posted by: Cricket at December 21, 2012 11:50 AM (DrC22)

52 Also why is she married

Because she found a weakling she could sucker into it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 21, 2012 11:51 AM (3x3F6)

53 They raided the gun shop???

Was there any pretext or just a "Fuck you, shut up or you're next"?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 11:41 AM (da5Wo)



Well the claim is that there was an on-going investigation and that these owners had a history of shoddy bookkeeping. I think the real reason is obvious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 11:51 AM (VtjlW)

54 she isn't ugly, you basement-dwelling humps- but she is kinda skeletal

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 21, 2012 11:51 AM (8sCoq)

55 I repeat what I said yesterday regarding the Olympian turned hooker:
Any man who knows his wife is working as a prostitute and lets her go ahead with it is worthless. Also, watch as she gets the kid in the divorce proceedings, and there will be a divorce. Despite her claims, she won't give up cheating on him, she'll just get sneakier about it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 21, 2012 11:46 AM (3x3F6)

go to the smoking gun site and read their story on the subject. She was not only doing it as a revenue generator. I do not have a sense the hubby was in on it and happy about it, more like she was doing it over his objections. If you read the review, she was into everything but s and m.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2012 11:52 AM (Z9EHQ)

56 I know we decry sharp elbows a lot around here, but I'd be afraid of cutting myself on Ms. Olympiho's ribs.

Posted by: jakeman at December 21, 2012 11:52 AM (96M6e)

57 Sheela Jackson lee is a dumbass

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:53 AM (uFY4s)

58 Well the claim is that there was an on-going
investigation and that these owners had a history of shoddy bookkeeping.
I think the real reason is obvious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 11:51 AM (VtjlW)


Parole violation?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 11:53 AM (da5Wo)

59 Thanks for voting all these Tea Party assholes into office. They've just cut off the entire country's nose to spite their own faces. Fuck you.

Posted by: Fackoff at December 21, 2012 11:53 AM (5qYx+)

60 go to the smoking gun site and read their story on the subject. She was not only doing it as a revenue generator. I do not have a sense the hubby was in on it and happy about it, more like she was doing it over his objections. If you read the review, she was into everything but s and m.

I did read TSG, and I know she wasn't doing it just for the money. She was doing it because she could and because it fed into her self esteem. I didn't say that her hubby was happy, but the fact is that he knew she was cheating on him and chose to look the other way and let himself be emasculated and humilitated.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 21, 2012 11:54 AM (3x3F6)

61 Poland is the worlds second largest producer of apple juice

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 11:55 AM (uFY4s)

62 I hope this doesn't hurt our chances in the bobsled competition in 2014

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 21, 2012 11:57 AM (8sCoq)

63 I did read TSG, and I know she wasn't doing it just for the money. She was doing it because she could and because it fed into her self esteem. I didn't say that her hubby was happy, but the fact is that he knew she was cheating on him and chose to look the other way and let himself be emasculated and humilitated.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 21, 2012 11:54 AM (3x3F6)

I am not really in disagreement with you aside from the fact that I think he may have had an idea she was not quite right and was unwilling to abandon her. Simply shoving a problem aside is easier than seeing it through. I am willing to go with the emasculated drone who had to sit there and suffer her cuckolding as well simply because it is more fun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2012 11:58 AM (Z9EHQ)

64 I can see the screenplay now. Olympian with a heart of gold.

More like a "cooterful of cooties".

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 11:58 AM (GFM2b)

65 GUMBO!!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2012 11:59 AM (TOk1P)

66 Oooh. There's a death penalty in IN for killing your neighbors with your exploding microwave.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 21, 2012 11:59 AM (hO8IJ)

67 Germany is up there also.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 12:00 PM (NIZHJ)

68
Posted by: Fackoff at December 21, 2012 11:53 AM (5qYx+)


Poor baby, got a boo-boo?

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 21, 2012 12:01 PM (jTKU5)

69 She is 44 and being a Hooker,

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 12:01 PM (uFY4s)

70 She never gets headaches. She could never make Secretary of State.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 12:02 PM (NIZHJ)

71 Why in the world would any self-respecting john pay $600 for an old, skinny blonde has-been when there areplenty of perfectly attractive 22 year old nobodies who will do the same thing for $40?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2012 12:02 PM (TOk1P)

72 What's plan DD ?

Posted by: I like boobehs at December 21, 2012 12:03 PM (wAQA5)

73 Should I kiss it

Posted by: helen thomas at December 21, 2012 12:04 PM (uFY4s)

74 Dang for that much she'd have to build me a deck and change my oxygen sensor.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 12:04 PM (NIZHJ)

75 71
Why in the world would any self-respecting john pay $600 for an old,
skinny blonde has-been when there areplenty of perfectly attractive 22
year old nobodies who will do the same thing for $40?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2012 12:02 PM (TOk1P)

1. She's MILFy.2. They probably guarantee that she's clean.3. More exciting to get it from a high-class service.4. She's MILFy.

Posted by: joncelli at December 21, 2012 12:04 PM (RD7QR)

76 >>>Why in the world would any self-respecting john pay $600 for an old,
skinny blonde has-been when there areplenty of perfectly attractive 22
year old nobodies who will do the same thing for $40?

Four minutes will cost you $40. Just saying.


Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2012 12:04 PM (/ZZCn)

77 Format fail. Again:

1. She's MILFy.

2. They probably guarantee that she's clean.

3. More exciting to get it from a high-class service.

4. She's MILFy.

Posted by: joncelli at December 21, 2012 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

78 Why in the world would any self-respecting john pay $600 for an old, skinny blonde has-been when there areplenty of perfectly attractive 22 year old nobodies who will do the same thing for $40?

she is an olympian runner. she has stamnina and she brings the medals. nothing like the sould of olympic medals clinking in the middle of -

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2012 12:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

79 76 -

How much will 40 seconds cost me?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2012 12:06 PM (TOk1P)

80 Or should I act as an escort

Posted by: helen thomas at December 21, 2012 12:07 PM (uFY4s)

81 77 -

Regarding #2, it's the same principle as with handling a firearm... ALWAYS assume it's loaded, and never believe someone who tells you it isn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2012 12:08 PM (TOk1P)

82 44. That's all I will remember about her.

Posted by: LASue at December 21, 2012 12:08 PM (gjIQF)

83 I am not really in disagreement with you aside from the fact that I think he may have had an idea she was not quite right and was unwilling to abandon her. Simply shoving a problem aside is easier than seeing it through. I am willing to go with the emasculated drone who had to sit there and suffer her cuckolding as well simply because it is more fun.

There's a difference between caring for someone through difficult times and what he did. Ultimately, if there is a mental illness involved then he should long ago have demanded that she get treatment, and if she didn't and continued her behavior then he needs to leave her and take the children for their safety.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 21, 2012 12:08 PM (3x3F6)

84 so this lapierre fellow, he was kind of doing that leadership thing. is that what leadership is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2012 12:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

85 Slow day at the plant--half of them are at work sick, the other half are at home lying about being sick.

Figure I may as well clean up the booger-side of my desk.

Wonder if Hillary's ready to start her next career.

Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 21, 2012 12:09 PM (Ec6wH)

86 It starts at 100 dollars for a strip tease

Posted by: helen thomas at December 21, 2012 12:10 PM (uFY4s)

87 an on-going investigation and that these owners had a history of shoddy bookkeeping.

With dealers, BATF is all about the paperwork. Apparently these guys had a gun go missing from the store and it wasn't reported for a while.

Federal law requires them to report stolen guns within 48 hours and there's a 7x24 1-800 number to do so. NFA firearms that go missing must be reported immediately

They fucked up. You can't fuck up like that with AFT and expect to get away with it for too long.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 21, 2012 12:10 PM (xpgUt)

88 That picture of Bob Dole in the sidebar is touching. These hero's are dying out, and Inoye and Dole are heros. G-d bless them all.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 21, 2012 12:10 PM (jucos)

89 Why in the world would any self-respecting john pay $600 for an old, skinny blonde has-been when there areplenty of perfectly attractive 22 year old nobodies who will do the same thing for $40?

Remember that you're not paying for sex, you're paying them to go away. And when you pay $600 an hour, you're paying for them to go away and to ensure that the risk of getting caught is minimized.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 21, 2012 12:10 PM (3x3F6)

90 It puts the money on the stage or it gets the flab sweat again.

Posted by: Hell On Thomas at December 21, 2012 12:10 PM (Ec6wH)

91 LaPierre has shown the way:

THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO FIGHT!!!

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 21, 2012 12:11 PM (RrD4h)

92 There's a difference between caring for someone through difficult times and what he did. Ultimately, if there is a mental illness involved then he should long ago have demanded that she get treatment, and if she didn't and continued her behavior then he needs to leave her and take the children for their safety.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 21, 2012 12:08 PM (3x3F6)

more agreement than disagreement. I am only unsure of when he should have pulled the plug - how long did he know, steps he took .

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 21, 2012 12:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

93
72
What's plan DD ?

Posted by: I like boobehs at December 21, 2012 12:03 PM (wAQA5)




http://tinyurl.com/blqg5aa

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 12:12 PM (da5Wo)

94 Slow day at the plant--half of them are at work sick, the other half are at home lying about being sick.

Figure I may as well clean up the booger-side of my desk.

Wonder if Hillary's ready to start her next career.

Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 21, 2012 12:09 PM
-------------------------------------------------------
What kind of plant?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 21, 2012 12:12 PM (jucos)

95 The NRA should form their own party.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 12:13 PM (NIZHJ)

96 Nood

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 21, 2012 12:13 PM (sbV1u)

97 What kind of plant?

From the sounds, a potted plant.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Sacred Ampersands at December 21, 2012 12:14 PM (GBXon)

98 new old one up

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2012 12:14 PM (53z96)

99 What kind of plant?

Building products--decking, shingles, underlayment, etc.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 21, 2012 12:15 PM (Ec6wH)

100 Remember that you're not paying for sex, you're paying them to go away. And when you pay $600 an hour, you're paying for them to go away and to ensure that the risk of getting caught is minimized.


Back to the drawing board. Remember folks, what happens in Vegas doesn't STAY in Vegas.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 12:15 PM (GFM2b)

101 there areplenty of perfectly attractive 22 year old nobodies who will do the same thing for $40?

Really? Every decent piece of tail has cost me a house and half my stuff.

Posted by: Paladin at December 21, 2012 12:16 PM (mCOPv)

102 101 You're not doing it right.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 12:32 PM (NIZHJ)

103 Jeremy Clarkson is an anti-American blowhard, but I always have a soft spot in my heart for him because he punched out Piers Morgan in public TWICE

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2012 12:40 PM (wwsoB)

104 OK, I clicked on the escort link. Meh. Too bony for my taste. And can I just point out that Christian Louboutin makes the ugliest damned shoes on the planet?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 21, 2012 12:43 PM (zF6Iw)

105 Just remember, there aren't really $600 an hour women, just $600 per hour johns.

Some guys think because they're paying more, they're getting more.

It's all in the head.

Of course, I wouldn't know from personal experience.....

Posted by: Whitehall at December 21, 2012 12:56 PM (FmPSC)

106 First comment on the Yahoo corpse urinating piece says it all:

Still waiting for the Ft. Hood muslim terrorist to come to trial. 3 years and counting.

Posted by: ElKomandante at December 21, 2012 03:06 PM (k9osu)

107 Hunh...thought that said Mall Intervention Force. Coulda used one of those back in the 80's.

Posted by: messieur magoux at December 21, 2012 04:52 PM (QjSgY)






Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0204 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0078 seconds, 116 records returned.
Page size 61 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.

MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat