A Call to end ALL Senseless Deaths

From the psychokinetic atom-splitters over at AOL/HuffPo, "A Call to End Gun Violence in America".

I read this exercise in mental masturbation, and my only response? Eff you, AOL. If you've got the power to end Gun Violence in America, why not use that power to end Cancer, Alzheimers, and Kids Drowning in Unattended Swimming Pools. At the very least, act to prevent Fatal Lightning Strikes on Golf Courses.

I haven't posted anything about this because.........One, I'm lazy. And too damn busy. But Two: There's nothing to contribute that will make a difference. Fame seeking wackos will be fame seeking wackos, and their body count will only be limited by their creativity or lack thereof. Prayers to the victims and their families.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at 08:53 AM



Comments

1 Thanks for rescuing us from the previous thread

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 21, 2012 08:57 AM (N+Crj)

2 AOL HuffnPuuff can go pound sand on 'Gun Control' laws they want because nothing will stop the mentally insane from doing what they want as the law allows them free reign.

Posted by: Gmac - Who wishes all a Merry Christmas, except for those retards that re-elected the SCOAMF at December 21, 2012 08:58 AM (IanLz)

3 End all cavity search's by female troopers in Texas too. (Unless they are asked to do so)

Posted by: LaZrtx at December 21, 2012 08:58 AM (HY3CJ)

4 But Two: There's nothing to contribute that will make a difference


Winner, winner, chicken dinner.


I understand the need psychological need to say if we just did Thing A then Bad Thing B will never ever happen. It's about control and attempting to reassert control when something horrible happens. It's also magical thinking. Saying if we just ban guns, arm teachers, ban violent video games, make it easier to involuntarily commit people or whatever else then there will be no more mass killings is exactly the same as my obsessive need to tell people where to find files for the hearing when I leave work the night before in order to guarantee that nothing will happen and I will be in the office the next day. It's superstition, plain and simple. You might as well sacrifice goats.


Evil insane fucks will always, always find a way. Always.

Posted by: Ravage of 'raptors at December 21, 2012 09:00 AM (VtjlW)

5 Wish they could pass a law regarding thermodynamics that would keep the heat in your truck in the winter around your ankles and not up around your head.
Or, at the very least, sue the auto makers for false advertising. I mean, why put the floorboard icon on there if the heat won't stay there?
ONE MOAR LAW!

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 09:01 AM (GFM2b)

6 Advice from the sooper jeenyuses at AOHell and HuffingChoads? Sounds like a winner.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 21, 2012 09:01 AM (szH6p)

7 "Glanced" at the article over at AOL. The first commentor said "Ban all automatic weapons!". Merry Christmas, moonbat! Your wish has already been granted.

Posted by: Tobaco Road at December 21, 2012 09:01 AM (4Mv1T)

8 Close the gun buy-back program loophole!

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 21, 2012 09:02 AM (3ZtZW)

9 South Dakota has the most boating accident per capita.

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2012 09:02 AM (53z96)

10
FREE TIBET!

(With the purchase of another Tibet of equal or lesser value).

Posted by: Wodeshed at December 21, 2012 09:02 AM (UuLBC)

11 Advice from the sooper jeenyuses at AOHell and HuffingChoads? Sounds like a winner.

AOHell and PuffHo.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 09:02 AM (GFM2b)

12 The NRA is the new KKK

Posted by: liberal african woman at December 21, 2012 09:03 AM (uFY4s)

13
"Tobacco"- that's 2 "C"s
Can't spell own nic. Must have been the drinkin' thread from last night.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 09:03 AM (4Mv1T)

14 There is a genuine fear among some of my friends that this kind of thinking could lead to a prohibition of skydiving.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget's square dildo at December 21, 2012 09:04 AM (97nMP)

15 No justice no peace

Posted by: liberal african woman at December 21, 2012 09:04 AM (uFY4s)

16 Fame seeking wackos will be fame seeking wackos, and their body count
will only be limited by their creativity or lack thereof.




Slight quibble. Their body count will be limited by how soon someone can put a bullet in their brain.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:04 AM (da5Wo)

17 RfW, you nailed it.

Posted by: sTevo at December 21, 2012 09:05 AM (mthiu)

18 You killed my people with guns, drugs, and aids. You ghouls are evil

Posted by: liberal african woman at December 21, 2012 09:05 AM (uFY4s)

19 SHOES FOR INDUSTRY!!!

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 21, 2012 09:05 AM (3ZtZW)

20 South Dakota has the most boating accident per capita.
Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2012 09:02 AM (53z96)



Really? I would not have thought that.


See! The Horde is just chock full of useful information.

Posted by: Ravage of 'raptors at December 21, 2012 09:05 AM (VtjlW)

21 We must also call for an end to Gravity , it kills thousands every year and yet no one is talking about it ...

Posted by: AmericanDawg at December 21, 2012 09:06 AM (rBK2Z)

22 Out, out dratted sock!

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 09:06 AM (VtjlW)

23 Justice for some, liberty for none.

Posted by: liberal african woman at December 21, 2012 09:06 AM (uFY4s)

24 "Reasonable concessions" on guns just lead all the way down the slippery slope to the situation in the UK.

And there of course they have campaigns against knife crime.

After knife crime there'll be hand crime (the Muslims have a keen idea on that) and thoughtcrime - which it is the left's ultimate ambition to ban everywhere.

Posted by: The Lightworker at December 21, 2012 09:06 AM (q3IvW)

25 My Ipa no longer roams. Darn

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 09:06 AM (uFY4s)

26
22
Out, out dratted sock!

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 09:06 AM (VtjlW)



Awwww, I liked it! And anybody paying attention for the last week would know it's you!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:07 AM (da5Wo)

27 a call to end all "smart" cars!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 21, 2012 09:07 AM (GVxQo)

28 lthought crime, because the confederate flag is a symbol of racism/sarc

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 09:08 AM (uFY4s)

29 Kellogg–Briand Pact: I outlawed war in 1928. And there hasn't been a single one since

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2012 09:09 AM (1Jaio)

30 a call to end all death!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 21, 2012 09:09 AM (GVxQo)

31

brb, mitigatin disaster

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 09:10 AM (NI8Ku)

32 Because serial killers are such sticklers of laws and regulations.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:10 AM (NIZHJ)

33 Huffy needs to go the way of the phonebooth

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 09:10 AM (uFY4s)

34 Immortality for all.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:10 AM (NIZHJ)

35 a call to end all death!

And Taxes. Can we end that, too?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 09:11 AM (4Mv1T)

36 Stop mocking us! We're Doing Something!

Posted by: Leftards at December 21, 2012 09:11 AM (3ZtZW)

37 The last daynof the semester just happens to be on the purported last day of the world

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 09:11 AM (uFY4s)

38 Awwww, I liked it! And anybody paying attention for the last week would know it's you!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:07 AM (da5Wo)



I do kind of like it as well. Oh Slayer requested that you don't go into the barrel until after 10, that's his shift for barrel watching and he hasn't had a chance to guard you whilst you are in the barrel yet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 09:12 AM (VtjlW)

39 We must also call for an end to Gravity , it kills thousands every year and yet no one is talking about it ...

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! Every person that has ever shot up a school was on this stuff! For the Children FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 09:12 AM (GFM2b)

40 Even though those meatheads are referring to semi-auto firearms that resemble scary full-auto firearms... Machine guns are not banned. Full auto is not banned. Let's remove that meme right now.

Legal ownership of a machine gun is highly regulated, requires quite a bit of paperwork, and makes for an expensive exercise of your rights. The "G-men" know exactly who owns them (due to the voluminous paperwork) , and to this day not one legally owned machine gun has been used in a crime.

Posted by: Chauchat at December 21, 2012 09:12 AM (nLGe+)

41 I have a magic stone that protects my house from meteors.

So far, so good.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 09:12 AM (QupBk)

42 you know we can end everything if we just let it burn!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 21, 2012 09:12 AM (GVxQo)

43 What about cell phone related deaths? Can we just ban these fucking things already?

Do it for the bees!

Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2012 09:12 AM (/ZZCn)

44 Banncancer

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 09:12 AM (uFY4s)

45 How do you argue with someone who knows absolutely nothing of what they talking about and believe the lies generated by the antis.

When they are saying that 'we should ban high capacity clips. They're the things you put the bullets in to shoot. When the cartridge is empty you put in a new one.'

(although, I guess it's correct in some way. Yes, when you fire the cartridge it is then empty and you have to replace/reload. But I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it in that context.)

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 09:12 AM (fWAjv)

46 Maybe they can address a significant issue in my life: our dishwasher does a horrible job on guacamole. No matter what, there is still a bit left on the bowl, so I have to hand wash it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:13 AM (GsoHv)

47 You are not respecting my religious freedom with this call to end senseless death!

Posted by: Shiva-worshipping Hindoo at December 21, 2012 09:13 AM (3ZtZW)

48 Or, as I call them, "AOL Huffin' Snuff"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:13 AM (4df7R)

49 mean people suck!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 21, 2012 09:13 AM (GVxQo)

50 Where is Allen and his bog

Posted by: alex at December 21, 2012 09:14 AM (uFY4s)

51
My solution?

Comb the accounts at HuffPo, DU, FDL, Yahoo, FB,etc. to identify mental defectives, raid their homes, and forceably institutionalize them for the greater good of our public safety.

Oh, you say that's unconstitutional? Too bad and fuck you. So's pissing on the 2nd, 4th, 9th, 10th, and 14th WRT firearms.


Posted by: Jaws at December 21, 2012 09:14 AM (4I3Uo)

52 Smaller magazines don't jam as often. This last trigger happy a hole had 2 pistols last I heard.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:14 AM (NIZHJ)

53 People still use Ahole On Line?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:15 AM (NIZHJ)

54

let's recap

- we have a spending problem so big that it's leading to republic's ruin

- to avoid this disaster, we should go along with the Democrats and raise revenue with no spending cuts

- if we do not raise taxes (and continue to spend, spend, spend) we'll go off a cliff

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 09:15 AM (QVBzT)

55 >>>Machine guns are not banned. Full auto is not banned. Let's remove that meme right now.>>>Legal ownership of a machine gun is highly regulated, requires quite a bit of paperwork, and makes for an expensive exercise of your rights. The "G-men" know exactly who owns them (due to the voluminous paperwork) , and to this day not one legally owned machine gun has been used in a crime.

You know.... I'm not really sure I'd want to press that information in the current climate. Here's the Dems: "Since you agreethat level of scrutiny is not in violation of the 2nd A, we'll have that for ALL guns"

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 21, 2012 09:16 AM (3ZtZW)

56 I do kind of like it as well. Oh Slayer requested
that you don't go into the barrel until after 10, that's his shift for
barrel watching and he hasn't had a chance to guard you whilst you are
in the barrel yet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 09:12 AM (VtjlW)



*sigh*

I've really got to get that shotgun ordered. But of course grandpa has decided to wait as long as possible before writing the bonus checks. Which is going to utterly fuck my taxes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:16 AM (da5Wo)

57
I like to mix my Dihydrogen Monoxide with
Arabica and Robusta from Columbia....

It just the kick I need to wreak Havoc....

Posted by: AmericanDawg at December 21, 2012 09:18 AM (rBK2Z)

58 Where will we go if we continue to raise 60 cents in revenue for every $1.00 spent, and borrow more money then has ever even been printed? Profit?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:18 AM (NIZHJ)

59 54

let's recap

- we have a spending problem so big that it's leading to republic's ruin

- to avoid this disaster, we should go along with the Democrats and raise revenue with no spending cuts

- if we do not raise taxes (and continue to spend, spend, spend) we'll go off a cliff

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 09:15 AM (QVBzT)
-------

Please say you posted this in the wrong thread?!? Frisky fiscal stuff is down below.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 09:18 AM (fWAjv)

60 This was not a boating accident.

Posted by: Matt Hooper at December 21, 2012 09:19 AM (YEo73)

61 Full auto is not banned. Let's remove that meme right now

Tomato. Tomahto.

I shopped for an AR recently, both on-line and in stores. I am pretty sure that full-auto was not an available option anywhere I looked.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 09:19 AM (4Mv1T)

62 Yeah, this threads for gun bitching. Fiscal bitching is downsite.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 09:20 AM (QupBk)

63 Nobody wants to post on the Beagle in the punch bowl's thread.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:20 AM (NIZHJ)

64 I haven't yet and don't believe I will wade into that article.

My blood pressure is already too high for this time of day.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 21, 2012 09:22 AM (piMMO)

65 You know.... I'm not really sure I'd want to press that information in the current climate. Here's the Dems: "Since you agree that level of scrutiny is not in violation of the 2nd A, we'll have that for ALL guns"

Honestly? I DON'T agree that that level of scrutiny passes constitutional muster.
"shall not be infringed" or something like that.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 09:22 AM (zji3t)

66 64 - post pretty much sums it up, so no need to go read it.

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 21, 2012 09:22 AM (3ZtZW)

67 Since we didn't get a scary inanimate objects thread this weekend, can we do our gun-dick stroking on this one?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 09:23 AM (QupBk)

68 "I am pretty sure that full-auto was not an available option anywhere I looked."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 09:19 AM (4Mv1T)

According to the NY Times you can get full-auto assault weapons on any street corner in America.

You just aren't looking hard enough.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:23 AM (GsoHv)

69
Research project:

It would be helpful if some technically savvy morons searched the intertubes and found a short video of just how quickly a scary assault rifle can be reloaded with a new magazine.

We're dealing with some seriously stupid people here, so pictures do help.

Posted by: jwest at December 21, 2012 09:23 AM (ZDsRL)

70 54

let's recap

- we have a spending problem so big that it's leading to republic's ruin

- to avoid this disaster, we should go along with the Democrats and raise revenue with no spending cuts

- if we do not raise taxes (and continue to spend, spend, spend) we'll go off a cliff

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 09:15 AM (QVBzT)

Let's try again:

- Plan B was not designed to go into law but to strengthen Boehner going into his final negotiations with Obama in the next 10 days.

- Plan B failing is an early Christmas present to liberals. The Republican party is fragmented and weak.

- Obama will have a much easier time getting what he wants now. Enjoy.

Posted by: Ryan West at December 21, 2012 09:24 AM (Ojkb+)

71 If they ban violence, I am going to kick someone's ass.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:24 AM (NIZHJ)

72 Well damn, if only they'd called for an end to gun violence sooner, that evil scumbag never would have shot all those kids!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:25 AM (DrWcr)

73 You want to stop the senseless deaths of children? Then ban leaving food unattended on the cookstove!

Child Dies in Londonderry (NH) Fire
Mother, Infant Able to Escape Blaze
WMUR-TV, NH: http://tiny.cc/1j7npw

..."We just heard screams, and I ran across street," Bonanno said. "I saw a guy smash a window with a plastic shovel. He was trying to grab a baby through the window but couldn't grab the baby. Then the mother tried, and she couldn't get in the window, and then my girlfriend ran over and grabbed the mom and pulled her from the window."

Bonanno said there was too much smoke and fire to go into the home. He said the mother was desperate as she tried to reach back inside the window for the other child.

"She was half in the window," he said. "Her arms were bloody from the glass around the window. It was just scary."

Bayer said the mother was yelling about her child as she was pulled away from the burning home...


Tragedies happen. We all wish they didn't, but they do. And every single one of them is a tutorial in guilt, pain, and regret. This will never change.

God bless this poor little child.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:26 AM (4df7R)

74
I have to wonder what's next, because that's what I do.

So what's next?

A daycare/preschool?

A maternity ward at a hospital?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 09:26 AM (6OiNi)

75 LETS END ALL DEATH!!!!11!!!!

Posted by: Alex, person with OPCD at December 21, 2012 09:26 AM (uFY4s)

76 According to the NY Times you can get full-auto assault weapons on any street corner in America.

That may be the case, but ban or no ban, those won't go away.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 09:26 AM (4Mv1T)

77 It can be done

Posted by: Alex the transhumanist at December 21, 2012 09:26 AM (uFY4s)

78 >> have a magic stone that protects my house from meteors.

Had a dog who barked at airplanes and kept them from landing in the yard.

Good dog.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 21, 2012 09:27 AM (SUKHu)

79 Let's go beyond these mortal chains and ascend to our rightful place as gods

Posted by: Alex the transhumanist at December 21, 2012 09:27 AM (uFY4s)

80 A maternity ward at a hospital?
Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 09:26 AM (6OiNi)

If I had my way, yes.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at December 21, 2012 09:27 AM (DrWcr)

81 >>>Honestly? I DON'T agree that that level of scrutiny passes constitutional muster.

Don't think its coming? Wonder if the GOP will find its balls? Think there won't be a compulsory buyback for newly illegal firearms? There's a boatload of stuff I always thought would never ever happen in the USA that now I'm just puzzled exist now, unchallenged.

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 21, 2012 09:27 AM (3ZtZW)

82 Let us go beyond the petty morality of mortalism and ascend to immortality

Posted by: Alex the transhumanist at December 21, 2012 09:28 AM (uFY4s)

83 U.S. Worried Bin Laden Movie “Zero Dark Thirty” Could Provoke Muslim Outrage…

yeah right, as if they need an excuse?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:28 AM (79ueO)

84 Let us go beyond the petty morality of mortalism and ascend to immortality
Posted by: Alex the transhumanist at December 21, 2012 09:28 AM (uFY4s)

How about immorality, you know, just to test it out.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:29 AM (DrWcr)

85 According to the NY Times you can get full-auto assault weapons on any street corner in America.

You just aren't looking hard enough.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:23 AM (GsoHv)


That you could even type that out is a testament to the strength of your will.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:29 AM (da5Wo)

86 Banning Guns reduces murder!!!11!!! JUST LOOK AT ENGLAND

Posted by: Alex the Liberal dumbass at December 21, 2012 09:29 AM (uFY4s)

87 I have a bull whip, that when you beat the waves at the beach Godzilla can not come ashore.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:29 AM (NIZHJ)

88 83
U.S. Worried Bin Laden Movie “Zero Dark Thirty” Could Provoke Muslim Outrage…



yeah right, as if they need an excuse?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:28 AM (79ueO)
We should not upset the peaceful muslim people

Posted by: Alex the Liberal dumbass at December 21, 2012 09:29 AM (uFY4s)

89 Call me an emo pussy, but I really don't need to read any more graphic stories about dying children right now. Thank you.

Posted by: Matt Hooper at December 21, 2012 09:30 AM (aqj6v)

90 84
Let us go beyond the petty morality of mortalism and ascend to immortality

Posted by: Alex the transhumanist at December 21, 2012 09:28 AM (uFY4s)



How about immorality, you know, just to test it out.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:29 AM (DrWcr)
Your pesky Mortalistic Religion at work

Posted by: Alex the Transhumanist at December 21, 2012 09:30 AM (uFY4s)

91 My last Mayan day: Lunch at the front office. Then to the house.

I joked with wifey that my invite was just a ruse to get me there so they could hand me a pink slip, As is the casual holiday tradition in these parts.

Posted by: sTevo at December 21, 2012 09:30 AM (mthiu)

92 If we taxed the rich these things wouldn't happen

Posted by: Alex the Socialist douchbag at December 21, 2012 09:31 AM (uFY4s)

93 Woman out-Griswold's Clark Griswold. Neighbors complain about her 65,000 light display. [Drudge]

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2012 09:31 AM (BAS5M)

94 Death by some distracted driver would really suck. If you get shot well either that person hated you or life in general.

But to get killed by someone tweeting about how sucky their commute well just aint the way to go out.

Posted by: dnice at December 21, 2012 09:31 AM (Tnt6v)

95 I really don't need to read any more graphic stories about dying children right now

If it bleeds, it leads, well, as long as it advances the progger agenda anyway.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 09:31 AM (QupBk)

96 you peoplez are crazy-pants

Posted by: guy what avoids cracks in sidewalks at December 21, 2012 09:31 AM (3ZtZW)

97 U.S. Worried Bin Laden Movie “Zero Dark Thirty” Could Provoke Muslim Outrage…
yeah right, as if they need an excuse?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:28 AM (79ueO)


Hey, if it does provoke Muslim outrage (you know, more than their usual level of blistering hatred), does that mean we can throw Obammy in a solitary holding cell? Since he gave the okay for it to be made using sensitive information?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:32 AM (4df7R)

98 If we Destroyed the Bourgeois idea of wealth murder would cease to exist

Posted by: Alex the Communist douchbag at December 21, 2012 09:32 AM (uFY4s)

99 Frequent masturbation prevents brain cancer.

So far, so good.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 09:32 AM (QupBk)

100 I live next to a street corner. No gun sales there that I can see.

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2012 09:32 AM (53z96)

101 Some child molesters are ringing a bell in a tower and all the kids came back to life.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:32 AM (NIZHJ)

102 The Nation has lost common sense. Get ready for a horror ride.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at December 21, 2012 09:32 AM (bb5+k)

103 Capitalism is the cause of all the problems in the world

Posted by: Alex the Communist douchbag at December 21, 2012 09:33 AM (uFY4s)

104 end all senseless people!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 21, 2012 09:33 AM (GVxQo)

105 So what's next?
A maternity ward at a hospital?

Planned Parenthood is aiming for a little sooner.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 09:33 AM (GFM2b)

106 99
Frequent masturbation prevents brain cancer.



So far, so good.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 09:32 AM (QupBk)
That was a correlational study not a causation study.

Posted by: Alex the skeptic at December 21, 2012 09:33 AM (uFY4s)

107

"We're not a political website and we typically shy away from editorials. BUT...."

A Message From the AOL.com Team

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 21, 2012 09:34 AM (kdS6q)

108
Ben's Dump is irregular, I noticed.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 09:35 AM (Y/H0D)

109 The green ribbon on the google front page could mean a lot of different things

Posted by: Alex the skeptic at December 21, 2012 09:35 AM (uFY4s)

110 I really don't need to read any more graphic stories about dying children right now

Oh, I understand. I posted that blurb from the story to illustrate that terrible things happen to innocent people all the time, and there's nothing we can do to stop every instance. We can increase our vigilance and mind our own behavior, but when it comes to the actions of others, our efforts are fighting an uphill battle. Banning guns sounds like the way to go, but of course it's not. It doesnt' stop bad things from happening to good people. It just means bad things can happen to good people more often, because the good people have no way of fighting back.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:35 AM (4df7R)

111 I was referring to MWR's post at 73. But, I agree with you. I avoid shows like Criminal Minds as well, maybe I'm getting squeamish in my old age, but watching entire families get tortured and slaughtered all day doesn't appeal to me anymore.

Posted by: Matt Hooper at December 21, 2012 09:35 AM (Pwz7h)

112 U.S. Worried Bin Laden Movie “Zero Dark Thirty” Could Provoke Muslim Outrage…


It's a touch late to be worried about that now, don't you think?


I'm not joking that I'm ridiculously superstitious. Here's the thing though, I don't really think that if I do any of that stuff it'll help. What it does help is giving me an illusion that I am in control of everything around me and I do like that thought very much indeed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 09:35 AM (VtjlW)

113 Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment due to a nasty yeast infection. Or was explosive diarrhea? Mono?

Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2012 09:35 AM (/ZZCn)

114
That was a correlational study not a causation study.

Better safe than sorry, though. Amirite!

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 21, 2012 09:36 AM (B2LxR)

115 Ban union violence on Steven Crowder.

Posted by: LaZrtx at December 21, 2012 09:36 AM (HY3CJ)

116 Mwr, point taken.

Posted by: Matt Hooper at December 21, 2012 09:36 AM (Pwz7h)

117 At AOL.com, we were shaken by the senseless and tragic events that
unfolded last Friday in Newtown, Connecticut. It's our job to curate the
news, even the most difficult stories, but at the same time, we grieve
along with you for the lives that were lost, both the young and those of
the adults who dedicated themselves to nurturing America's youth.



I gave up AOL years ago and have not missed it a bit.

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2012 09:36 AM (53z96)

118 Nobody gets out of here alive.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 09:37 AM (QupBk)

119 105 So what's next?
A maternity ward at a hospital?

Planned Parenthood is aiming for a little sooner.


And it's no less gruesome.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 09:37 AM (4Mv1T)

120 On a lighter note, if Muslims riot over the new movie will Obama lock up the filmmakers?

Posted by: Matt Hooper at December 21, 2012 09:37 AM (Pwz7h)

121 mean people suck!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 21, 2012 09:13 AM (GVxQo)
Nice people swallow.
Yea, got that one on my helmet.

Posted by: Paladin at December 21, 2012 09:37 AM (bxc5w)

122 Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment due to a nasty yeast infection. Or was explosive diarrhea? Mono?


Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2012 09:35 AM (/ZZCn)
Stick with the facts Fritz. I have a bad FUPA erruption, and will testify on the hill in January will honesty and integrity.

Posted by: Hillary "Cankles" Cliton at December 21, 2012 09:38 AM (ndqJC)

123 120: good question indeed

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:38 AM (uFY4s)

124 FOX News is reporting that Marine jailed in Mexico is being released. At least some good news today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:38 AM (79ueO)

125 Nice people swallow.

Posted by: Matt Hooper at December 21, 2012 09:38 AM (Pwz7h)

126 124: why did they jail him?

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:39 AM (uFY4s)

127 I read that thing at AOL. They have a 3 pronged plan. A silent circle jerk at 9:30. Report cards whether your Congress Critter has committed sedition on gun control. They gave Eric Cantor an F. I still hate him. I forgot the other one. AOL can DIAF. I would boycott them but I am not old enough to have ever used their products.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:39 AM (NIZHJ)

128 125
Nice people swallow.

Posted by: Matt Hooper at December 21, 2012 09:38 AM (Pwz7h)
ISWYDT

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:39 AM (uFY4s)

129
"I live next to a street corner. No gun sales there that I can see. "

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2012 09:32 AM (53z96)

That's because you live in a state that has rational gun laws, like MA and IL.

Right?

What?

Racist.

Posted by: The editorial board of the NYT at December 21, 2012 09:40 AM (GsoHv)

130 Choomy will get on this just as soon as he finishes making the oceans recede.

Posted by: real joe at December 21, 2012 09:40 AM (PD2ad)

131 129


"I live next to a street corner. No gun sales there that I can see. "

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2012 09:32 AM (53z96)

That's because you live in a state that has rational gun laws, like MA and IL.

Right?

What?

Racist.




Posted by: The editorial board of the NYT at December 21, 2012 09:40 AM (GsoHv)
Does South Carolina Count

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:40 AM (uFY4s)

132 What it does help is giving me an illusion that I
am in control of everything around me and I do like that thought very
much indeed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 09:35 AM (VtjlW)


But when Alextopia becomes a reality, you will be in control.
Btw, garters or hose today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:40 AM (da5Wo)

133 130
Choomy will get on this just as soon as he finishes making the oceans recede.

Posted by: real joe at December 21, 2012 09:40 AM (PD2ad)
So he will drink all the water right

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:40 AM (uFY4s)

134 All hail the one and only ALEX THE CHICK

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:41 AM (uFY4s)

135 I call for an end to all bad stuff happening to anyone. Hey, it's every bit as meaningful (and effective).

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:41 AM (DrWcr)

136
BTW -- by the looks of it the only person posting on the AOL.com blog is someone named Jared Perez.

So that's your "AOL.com Team".


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 21, 2012 09:41 AM (kdS6q)

137 Bah. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Matt Hooper at December 21, 2012 09:41 AM (Pwz7h)

138 "All hail the one and only ALEX THE CHICK"

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:41 AM (uFY4s)

Stop shouting....you'll wake the raptors.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:42 AM (GsoHv)

139 why did they jail him?
Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:39 AM (uFY4s)


Over a technicality about bringing a gun into Mexico.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:42 AM (79ueO)

140 Are we talking raptor-raptors?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:42 AM (NIZHJ)

141
Make it stop mommy! Make the mean conservatives go away!

Posted by: Little Joey Biden at December 21, 2012 09:43 AM (ndqJC)

142 So he will drink all the water right

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:40 AM (uFY4s)

Or put it in his bong.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:43 AM (GsoHv)

143 That was a correlational study not a causation study.

Better safe than sorry, though. Amirite!
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 21, 2012 09:36 AM (B2LxR)



Preventive medicine is very very important.


brb getting more wire cutters

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 09:43 AM (VtjlW)

144 Don't think its coming? Wonder if the GOP will find its balls? Think there won't be a compulsory buy back for newly illegal firearms? There's a boatload of stuff I always thought would never ever happen in the USA that now I'm just puzzled exist now, unchallenged.

I would have told FDR to pound sand also in regards to his gold "order".

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 09:43 AM (GFM2b)

145 If only our politicians had the courage to pass a law forbidding people from killing one another.

But, no, in the pockets of the murder lobby.

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 21, 2012 09:43 AM (7vSU0)

146 Over a technicality about bringing a gun into Mexico.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:42 AM (79ueO)

That's what laws often are: technicalities.

Did he break Mexican law?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:44 AM (GsoHv)

147 143
That was a correlational study not a causation study.



Better safe than sorry, though. Amirite!

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 21, 2012 09:36 AM (B2LxR)





Preventive medicine is very very important.





brb getting more wire cutters

Posted by: alexthechick - Told you we weren't worthy of SMOD at December 21, 2012 09:43 AM (VtjlW)The Medical industry does this type of shit all the time, mostly just to get more grant money

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:44 AM (uFY4s)

148 Will Murder PAC take this lying down?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:44 AM (NIZHJ)

149 Mexico has gun control, they must have no murder right?

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:45 AM (uFY4s)

150 That's what laws often are: technicalities.

Did he break Mexican law?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:44 AM (GsoHv)


he filed all the appropriate papers he thought he had to file on order to transport the rifle. Did he break Mexican Law? What is Mexican law? It's a lawless corrupt country that has oil and people and crime.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:45 AM (79ueO)

151 A call to end all meaningless political slogans?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:45 AM (NIZHJ)

152 The Nation has lost common sense. Get ready for a horror ride.

Yup.

Posted by: Bayonets on my Christmas Tree at December 21, 2012 09:45 AM (V2UBn)

153 151
A call to end all meaningless political slogans?


Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:45 AM (NIZHJ)
This

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:46 AM (uFY4s)

154 Get ready for a horror ride.

obama elected President Twice. Ya mean we haven't been on a horror ride?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:46 AM (79ueO)

155 154
Get ready for a horror ride.



obama elected President Twice. Ya mean we haven't been on a horror ride?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:46 AM (79ueO)
MOOCHELLE RELECTED

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:47 AM (uFY4s)

156 >>>A Call to end ALL Senseless Deaths

The word from the street is that this is the entirety of Ashley Judd's political platform. That, and titties.

Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2012 09:47 AM (/ZZCn)

157 I call for an end to senselessly destructive economic policies!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:47 AM (DrWcr)

158 Are we talking raptor-raptors?
Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:42 AM (NIZHJ)


Yes. As in "a ravage of."

Have a spare cow? That might calm them down a bit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:47 AM (4df7R)

159 156
>>>A Call to end ALL Senseless Deaths

The word from the street is that this is the entirety of Ashley Judd's political platform. That, and titties.


Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2012 09:47 AM (/ZZCn)
Very, very, saggy titties

Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:47 AM (uFY4s)

160 A call to end all senseless deaths from liberals?
So no more abortions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:48 AM (79ueO)

161 I find titties uplifting

Posted by: Victorias not so Secret at December 21, 2012 09:48 AM (O7Q1u)

162 159 Is she the fat one?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:48 AM (NIZHJ)

163 153 151
A call to end all meaningless political slogans?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:45 AM (NIZHJ)


This


Posted by: The Question at December 21, 2012 09:46 AM (uFY4s)

>>>>>


Yes, let's hope that it changes so we can move forward.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2012 09:48 AM (BAS5M)

164 160
A call to end all senseless deaths from liberals?

So no more abortions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:48 AM (79ueO)
But, but, its just a lump of parasitical flesh

Posted by: Liberal at December 21, 2012 09:48 AM (uFY4s)

165 >>A Call to end ALL Senseless Deaths

The word from the street is that this is the entirety of Ashley Judd's political platform. That, and titties.

And beer. Titties and beer, titties and beer. There's a country song in there somewhere.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (GFM2b)

166 You know what would be bad
Rosie O'donnell elected to senate

Posted by: Liberal at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (uFY4s)

167 Yes, let's hope that it changes so we can move lean forward.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 21, 2012 09:48 AM (BAS5M)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (DrWcr)

168 off sock

Posted by: off sock at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (uFY4s)

169 It looked to me like it was titty skin.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (QupBk)

170 You know what would be badRosie O'donnell elected to senate
Posted by: Liberal at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (uFY4s)


And there's ANOTHER of my "now is the time to commit suicide" scenarios.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (4df7R)

171
Scary inanimate object?


That would be me.


Posted by: Razor and Dog Poo covered Boulder Rolling Toward You at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (54vf8)

172 And beer. Titties and beer, titties and beer. There's a country song in there somewhere.
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (GFM2b)

About the abundance of one, and the lack of the other.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:50 AM (DrWcr)

173 Stuart Smalley is already there.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:50 AM (NIZHJ)

174 "Legal ownership of a machine gun is highly regulated, requires quite a
bit of paperwork, and makes for an expensive exercise of your rights.
The "G-men" know exactly who owns them (due to the voluminous paperwork)
, and to this day not one legally owned machine gun has been used in a crime."

Imagine going through all of that paperwork and paying for the stamp, just to buy a Chauchat.

Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2012 09:51 AM (HjPtV)

175 >>>The Nation has lost common sense. Get ready for a horror ride.

That commie newsrag never had any.

Seriously tho, history shows entire civilizations go batshit crazy sometimes. Now its our turn in the barrel.

Posted by: guy what avoids cracks in sidewalks at December 21, 2012 09:51 AM (3ZtZW)

176 "It's a lawless corrupt country that has oil and people and crime."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:45 AM (79ueO)

That's why I don't live in Mexico, and no longer go there for vacation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:51 AM (GsoHv)

177 170
You know what would be badRosie O'donnell elected to senate

Posted by: Liberal at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (uFY4s)



And there's ANOTHER of my "now is the time to commit suicide" scenarios.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:49 AM (4df7R)
I'm just getting startedAl Franken ReelectedBarney Frank elected to SenateRosanne Barr Elected PresidentMexico and US to form unified GovernmentUN gains military powersUS passes Kyoto Protocol 2US creates carbon taxUS creates VAT

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:52 AM (uFY4s)

178 /sock

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 21, 2012 09:52 AM (3ZtZW)

179
You got nothing, RADPCBRTY!!!


NOTHING!!!

Posted by: Hamburger with .5% Rodent Feces Containing Hanta Virus That You're About To Bite Into at December 21, 2012 09:52 AM (54vf8)

180 It's a lawless corrupt country that has oil and people and crime.

Sounds like a country near me.

At least Mexico pumps their oil.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 09:53 AM (QupBk)

181 Close the Fast & Furious loophole!!!

Posted by: Phinn at December 21, 2012 09:53 AM (+9HV6)

182 It's a lawless corrupt country that has oil and people and crime.
Like O'Bummer's United States?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:53 AM (DrWcr)

183 Jeb Bush wins Republican Primary,

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:53 AM (uFY4s)

184 "You know what would be bad Rosie O'donnell elected to senate"

That reminds me... when is Al Franken's term up?

Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2012 09:53 AM (HjPtV)

185 Does the free shit army know of this place?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:53 AM (NIZHJ)

186 Close the Fast Furious loophole!!!
Posted by: Phinn at December 21, 2012 09:53 AM (+9HV6)


HAH!

Someone make that a Twitter hashtag, stat.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:53 AM (4df7R)

187 184: 2014

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (uFY4s)

188 Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:50 AM (DrWcr)

Here are some titties for you:

http://tinyurl.com/7kc3xae

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (GsoHv)

189 Putting down my dog tomorrow.

Merry fucking Christmas.

This fucking sucks ass.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (fWAjv)

190 Meghan McCain secures Primary Victory.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (NIZHJ)

191 NE headline
Jesse Ventura tells all

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (uFY4s)

192 Here are some titties for you:http://tinyurl.com/7kc3xae
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (GsoHv)

Bastard.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (DrWcr)

193 RWC,

That does suck. Big time. Sorry to hear it.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (O7Q1u)

194 Meghan McCain named hottest woman of the year

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (uFY4s)

195 @Nevergiveup,
5 seconds of internet searching found this:

If you take weapons across the border....

You will become on of the dozens of U.S./Foreign citizens arrested each month for violating Mexico's strict firearm and ammunition laws, whether you knew about the law or not;
You will go to jail and your vehicle will be seized;
You will be separated from family, friends and your job, and likely suffer substantial financial hardship;
You will pay court costs and other fees ranging into the tens of thousands of dollars defending yourself;
And worst of all, you may get up to a 30-year sentence in a Mexican prison if found guilty.
Remember, once you cross the border with a firearm or ammunition it is too late! Ignorance of this law will not get you leniency from the police. You will be arrested and sent to jail. Also, the Mexican judicial system is governed by Napoleonic Law which states that you are presumed guilty and must prove your innocence, the opposite of the U.S. laws.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (CJjw5)

196 So in her prime, did aspiring, wannabe senator Judd, at least have a nice rack?

Posted by: crowsting at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (61BD9)

197 Mighty tempted to purchase a very fine-looking FNAR Heavy. Thirteen hundred bucks.


My wallet says no, but intuition says yes. -.- Ugh... I hate spending money...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (U/vy2)

198 Transgender rights bill signed by Obama

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (uFY4s)

199 Putting down my dog tomorrow. Merry fucking Christmas. This fucking sucks ass.
Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (fWAjv)

Sorry, RWC. That's an awfulthing to have to do any time, let alone during Christmas.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (DrWcr)

200 189

So sorry to hear that.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (GFM2b)

201 RWC- So, So , Sorry.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 09:56 AM (4Mv1T)

202 162
159 Is she the fat one?

Nah, she the even more vapid one ABC can't keep the camera off of during the Indy 500. Her mewling mug ruins the last ten laps of every Indy 500.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 21, 2012 09:56 AM (6WVi+)

203 Putting down my dog tomorrow.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (fWAjv)

No way to sugar-coat that one.

It sucks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:56 AM (GsoHv)

204
Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (fWAjv)


Oh, RWC, I'm so sorry to hear that.That's truly awful. God bless you and your dog, and give you comfort.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:56 AM (4df7R)

205 Thanks, Alex

Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2012 09:56 AM (HjPtV)

206 Now, now- HW%5RFCHVTYATBI and RADPCBRTY

you're easily controllable by laws made by the right-thinking people just as I am.

Posted by: Giant solar Flare Heading Toward Earth at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (54vf8)

207 Putting down my dog tomorrow.

Merry fucking Christmas.

This fucking sucks ass.
Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 09:54 AM (fWAjv)


Very sorry to hear that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (79ueO)

208 Planned Parenthood Becomes a Government Agency

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (uFY4s)

209 If you take weapons across the border.... You will become on of the dozens of U.S./Foreign citizens arrested each month for violating Mexico's strict firearm and ammunition laws, whether you knew about the law or not; You will go to jail and your vehicle will be seized; You will be separated from family, friends and your job, and likely suffer substantial financial hardship; You will pay court costs and other fees ranging into the tens of thousands of dollars defending yourself; And worst of all, you may get up to a 30-year sentence in a Mexican prison if found guilty. Remember, once you cross the border with a firearm or ammunition it is too late! Ignorance of this law will not get you leniency from the police. You will be arrested and sent to jail. Also, the Mexican judicial system is governed by Napoleonic Law which states that you are presumed guilty and must prove your innocence, the opposite of the U.S. laws.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (CJjw5)



Are you sure you're not talking about New York or Illinois?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (DrWcr)

210 Transgender rights bill signed by Obama

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (uFY4s)

Thank God for that!

Posted by: CharleneBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (GsoHv)

211 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (CJjw5)




So it's like a rape accusation here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (da5Wo)

212 Government to shut down all churches that don't wed gays

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (uFY4s)

213 211
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (CJjw5)




So it's like a rape accusation here?


Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (da5Wo)
More like a hate crime charge

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:58 AM (uFY4s)

214 So it's like a rape accusation here?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (da5Wo)

+1

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2012 09:58 AM (DrWcr)

215 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (CJjw5)


Yeah he was an idiot to bring a gun, any gun, with or with out papers into Mexico. But he did serve his Country honorably and we should have moved to get him released earlier.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 09:58 AM (79ueO)

216 So it's like a rape accusation here?

Especially if your on a college campus.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 21, 2012 09:58 AM (O7Q1u)

217 We did have a War to end all War.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 09:59 AM (NIZHJ)

218 College to become Mandatory

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:59 AM (uFY4s)

219 LGBT rights classes to be required to graduate

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 09:59 AM (uFY4s)

220 So it's like a rape accusation here?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (da5Wo)


Pretty close. Though at least here you've got a shred of hope thanks to DNA. In El Mexico, they really don't care what happens to the gringos they throw in the clink, especially if they can get some sweet, sweet moolah out of the deal.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:59 AM (4df7R)

221 220
So it's like a rape accusation here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 09:57 AM (da5Wo)



Pretty close. Though at least here you've got a shred of hope thanks
to DNA. In El Mexico, they really don't care what happens to the
gringos they throw in the clink, especially if they can get some sweet,
sweet moolah out of the deal.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 09:59 AM (4df7R)
It has been a while since I've heard that term.

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:00 AM (uFY4s)

222 "...have a nice rack?"

Posted by: crowsting at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (61BD9)

Yes. The haters around here won't even give her the courtesy of objectifying her!

http://tinyurl.com/cmcjsv7

NSFW



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:00 AM (GsoHv)

223 I heard that baseball bats are used in more homicides than firearms....is it true?....should we ban baseball?

Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2012 10:00 AM (Sg0G/)

224 Yes, when future Senatress Ashley Judd made that Marilyn Monroe movie in..what?...the 90's?

She did indeed have a nice rack attached to a great body....


...before she turned into the Puffy Stay-Puft Marshmellow Girl(TM).


Posted by: naturalfake at December 21, 2012 10:01 AM (54vf8)

225 222
"...have a nice rack?"

Posted by: crowsting at December 21, 2012 09:55 AM (61BD9)

Yes. The haters around here won't even give her the courtesy of objectifying her!

http://tinyurl.com/cmcjsv7

NSFW





Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:00 AM (GsoHv)
It is hard to objectify those who's stupidity makes them less than objects

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:01 AM (uFY4s)

226 Whoa, what's this?

"In addition to the SEMARNAP hunting permit, foreign hunters need a consulate certificate, special visa, and military gun permit. The consulate certificate may be obtained from any Mexican embassy or consulate upon presentation of a letter from the hunter's local police or sheriff's office (on original police letterhead) verifying that the hunter has no criminal record. This certificate is also necessary for obtaining the military gun permits, which is issued by the army garrison in the major border town in the Mexican State in which you are going to hunt.Proof of U.S. Citizenship is required. This document, must have your picture on it (i.e. Passport) if not, your voter's registration card accompanied by a photocopy of your Drivers License will suffice. Additionally, 8 passport size pictures are usually required with each gun permit and hunting license issued and the final number of pictures depends on the State you are hunting. Finally, a new regulation requires that all foreign hunters be accompanied by a licensed Mexican hunting guide. Your Hunting License agent can advise you on this requirement. Hunting License Cost is approx. $450 U.S. and includes Gun Permit.The whole process of obtaining, on your own, the required permits and license is very time consuming, frustrating and discouraging for the average U.S. hunter. Even if you speak perfect Spanish, your better off arranging the license and permits through a U.S. broker or a licensed Mexican Outfitter, which specializes in the State that you are hunting. This assures you that a qualified agent is looking out for your interest, and that the job will be done in a manner which is acceptable to the State Agency for which you are hunting. A list of Licensed Outfitters can be requested from any Mexican Consulate in the State you are going to hunt."

Holy shit. There are actual laws and rules governing bringing firearms into Mexico. Laws that are easy to find out about BEFORE throwing your life away.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:02 AM (CJjw5)

227 Boner is on Fox Business.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 10:02 AM (NIZHJ)

228 Yes. The haters around here won't even give her the courtesy of objectifying her!

-views pic-

*eyeballs bug out against monitor*

I"LL VOTE FOR HER!!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:02 AM (4Mv1T)

229 Thanks all.

Here she is just last year.

http://tinyurl.com/cxw85dt


18 good years so I guess I can be happy about that.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 10:02 AM (fWAjv)

230 Yes. The haters around here won't even give her the courtesy of objectifying her!

http://tinyurl.com/cmcjsv7

NSFW





Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:00 AM (GsoHv)



Oh, I'd objectify the hell outa her. Fat face and all. And no, I wouldn't worry about having to listen to her. God saw fit to bless us with duct tape.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 10:03 AM (da5Wo)

231 226
Whoa, what's this?



"In addition to the SEMARNAP hunting permit, foreign hunters need a
consulate certificate, special visa, and military gun permit. The
consulate certificate may be obtained from any Mexican embassy or
consulate upon presentation of a letter from the hunter's local police
or sheriff's office (on original police letterhead) verifying that the
hunter has no criminal record. This certificate is also necessary for
obtaining the military gun permits, which is issued by the army garrison
in the major border town in the Mexican State in which you are going to
hunt.Proof of U.S. Citizenship is required. This document, must have
your picture on it (i.e. Passport) if not, your voter's registration
card accompanied by a photocopy of your Drivers License will suffice.
Additionally, 8 passport size pictures are usually required with each
gun permit and hunting license issued and the final number of pictures
depends on the State you are hunting. Finally, a new regulation requires
that all foreign hunters be accompanied by a licensed Mexican hunting
guide. Your Hunting License agent can advise you on this requirement.
Hunting License Cost is approx. $450 U.S. and includes Gun Permit.The
whole process of obtaining, on your own, the required permits and
license is very time consuming, frustrating and discouraging for the
average U.S. hunter. Even if you speak perfect Spanish, your better off
arranging the license and permits through a U.S. broker or a licensed
Mexican Outfitter, which specializes in the State that you are hunting.
This assures you that a qualified agent is looking out for your
interest, and that the job will be done in a manner which is acceptable
to the State Agency for which you are hunting. A list of Licensed
Outfitters can be requested from any Mexican Consulate in the State you
are going to hunt."



Holy shit. There are actual laws and rules governing bringing
firearms into Mexico. Laws that are easy to find out about BEFORE
throwing your life away.
That is a shit ton of requirements

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:03 AM (uFY4s)

232 222 NSFW

CBD = nothing but winning. Pretty fucking depressing when that photo can make someone's Friday morning, but here we are.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at December 21, 2012 10:03 AM (YesJa)

233


This is America, not a Banana Republic.

Here is the new Amazon.com Ace* Award:

http://tinyurl.com/br2s4ah

*it's all in the comments




hilarious
a hearty laugh heading into the weekend


h/t instapundit

Posted by: Vinny at December 21, 2012 10:04 AM (LpQbZ)

234

Boehner and Cantor just had yet another opportunity to address the People and make their case.

Instead they went up to the mic and whined.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 10:04 AM (3RjNU)

235 Now back to hating 51-53 percent of Americans.

It keeps me warm.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 10:04 AM (fWAjv)

236 One college now offers a class on 50 shades of grey

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:04 AM (uFY4s)

237 I heard that baseball bats are used in more homicides than firearms....is it true?....should we ban baseball?
Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2012 10:00 AM (Sg0G/)

Well the Chicago Cubs have last I heard?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 10:05 AM (79ueO)

238 We should trade Cantor.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 10:05 AM (NIZHJ)

239 One commenter at AOL quotes the stats for an M242 Bushmaster, a 25mm cannon, thinks they should be banned. If those were really legal I'd have one mounted on my car already.

Posted by: Hypnotoad at December 21, 2012 10:05 AM (jv/hI)

240 Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 10:02 AM (fWAjv)

18 years!

That's great, and that photo is a good one.

Sounds like a good dog....and a caring owner.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:06 AM (GsoHv)

241 :::Yeah he was an idiot to bring a gun, any gun, with or with out papers into Mexico. But he did serve his Country honorably and we should have moved to get him released earlier.:::

So did SPC John Stebbins. It's not a Get Out Of Jail Free card. And I don't expect you or I to get any leniency, either.
And certainly not Bannion. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:06 AM (CJjw5)

242 Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2012 10:00 AM (Sg0G/)

Except for Yankees bats.

They can't hit anything.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:07 AM (GsoHv)

243
We should ban all car crashes first.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2012 10:07 AM (69Mdf)

244 242
Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2012 10:00 AM (Sg0G/)

Except for Yankees bats.

They can't hit anything.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:07 AM (GsoHv)
+1

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:07 AM (uFY4s)

245 And certainly not Bannion. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:06 AM (CJjw5)



The theater major finally comes out of the closet. Good for you!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 10:07 AM (da5Wo)

246

He's the goddam president!

Now he has to lead.

Boehner, oh Boehner.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 10:08 AM (cQuy/)

247 Lo siento, oficial. No tenía ni idea de que era ilegal. Tengo dinero en efectivo. ¿ŻPuedo pagar la multa?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 10:08 AM (QupBk)

248 Well the Chicago Cubs have last I heard?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 21, 2012 10:05 AM (79ueO)

Who?

Posted by: BignJames at December 21, 2012 10:08 AM (Sg0G/)

249 243 We should ban all car crashes first.

With two teens I have found this to be an unsustainable policy decision.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:08 AM (4Mv1T)

250 247
Lo siento, oficial. No tenía ni idea de que era ilegal. Tengo dinero en efectivo. ¿ŻPuedo pagar la multa?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 10:08 AM (QupBk)
Speak coherently please

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:08 AM (uFY4s)

251 :::One commenter at AOL quotes the stats for an M242 Bushmaster, a 25mm cannon, thinks they should be banned. If those were really legal I'd have one mounted on my car already.:::

It would flip your car over. And they're a bitch to clean.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:08 AM (CJjw5)

252 247 I think the mower is around back. Gassed up and ready to go.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 10:09 AM (NIZHJ)

253 251
:::One commenter at AOL quotes the stats for an M242 Bushmaster, a 25mm
cannon, thinks they should be banned. If those were really legal I'd
have one mounted on my car already.:::



It would flip your car over. And they're a bitch to clean.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:08 AM (CJjw5)
What if your car is a tank?

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:09 AM (uFY4s)

254 You know what I'd like to see here at the HQ? A post in which commenters can post a link to their favorite AoSHQ posts of years past. We need something lighthearted and fun to try and ameliorate the grim, gritty news of the past few weeks, and some of the posts at this blog are absolutely laugh out loud, piss your pants hilarious. And that's not even counting the comments!

I think it would be especially nice for those commenters who are relatively newto the HQand aren't necessarily familiar with some of the crazy humor we get around here.

I'll start.

"Comedy At Midnight" (Aug-18-2010): http://ace.mu.nu/archives/304772.php
In which Ace schools Keefums Olberdouche on the latter's silly invocation of Pastor Niemoller's famous, "First they came for the Communists, but I said nothing..." quote in relation to the Ground Zero Mosque.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:09 AM (4df7R)

255 I wish my grass was Emo, so it would cut itself

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:09 AM (uFY4s)

256 239 One commenter at AOL quotes the stats for an M242 Bushmaster, a 25mm cannon, thinks they should be banned

Holy shit, chain guns aren't currently banned? We definitely need to ban railguns too. Not to mention phasers and blasters - they just sound atrocious. For the Children!

Posted by: Rob McNeece at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (YesJa)

257 The theater major finally comes out of the closet. Good for you!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 10:07 AM (da5Wo)

You need to start thinking about what side of the barbed wire you want to live on when the Burning Times come. Because as of now, you're off the Protected Rolls, fucker.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (CJjw5)

258 256
239 One commenter at AOL quotes the stats for an M242 Bushmaster, a 25mm cannon, thinks they should be banned



Holy shit, chain guns aren't currently banned? We definitely need
to ban railguns too. Not to mention phasers and blasters - they just
sound atrocious. For the Children!

Posted by: Rob McNeece at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (YesJa)
Your not going to ban my Mass effect gun are you?

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (uFY4s)

259 And they're a bitch to clean.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:08 AM (CJjw5)

And ammo would put you in the poor house.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (GsoHv)

260 Damnit Boehner.

"The perception was out there" and throws Cons under the bus for failing to save any from the drowning.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (piMMO)

261 257
The theater major finally comes out of the closet. Good for you!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 10:07 AM (da5Wo)



You need to start thinking about what side of the barbed wire you
want to live on when the Burning Times come. Because as of now, you're
off the Protected Rolls, fucker.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (CJjw5)
CBD is gay?

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:11 AM (uFY4s)

262 This reminds me when I was at a Bush rally just before the U.S. military invasion of Fallujah. There were a bunch of radical libs protesting at the Bush rally and yelling 'Declare Peace'. I yelled back, that's what we are doing, there hear us better from the front of an Army tank. What a bunch of fools.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at December 21, 2012 10:11 AM (encrR)

263 The Privilege of Being Antigun

http://tinyurl.com/c29uomw






Thanks CBD. The 18 years is what is tempering the sadness right now.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 10:11 AM (fWAjv)

264

and here comes the media spin

Posted by: soothsayer at December 21, 2012 10:11 AM (BWzj8)

265 "Because as of now, you're off the Protected Rolls, fucker."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (CJjw5)

Too coarse, and not expressive.

Try an interpretive dance...that's more your style anyway.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:12 AM (GsoHv)

266 I thought Mr. Moo Moo was our resident gay

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:12 AM (uFY4s)

267 Not to mention phasers and blasters

And I'm pretty sure the Federation no longer condones Romulan Disrupters.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:12 AM (4Mv1T)

268 267
Not to mention phasers and blasters



And I'm pretty sure the Federation no longer condones Romulan Disrupters.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:12 AM (4Mv1T)
How about the RHINO

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:13 AM (uFY4s)

269 And ammo would put you in the poor house.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (GsoHv)

Yeah, I don't think Lee or RCBS make dies for 25mm, either. Even if they did, I don't know if I'd be comfortable squishing HEI-T (High Explosive Incendiary with Tracer) rounds in my single-stage press in the garage.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:13 AM (CJjw5)

270 18 good years so I guess I can be happy about that.
Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 10:02 AM (fWAjv)


A good run indeed. You'll always have those memories; let them be a source of comfort. She'd never want you to be sad. Pets are very giving like that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:13 AM (4df7R)

271 I wonder how many time GoTimothy has spooged himself with all the antigun talk.




You DO know GoTimothy?

Don't you? You retarts.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 10:13 AM (fWAjv)

272 Your not going to ban my Mass effect gun are you?

*Nobody* bans the M-920 Cain.

Man, I'd love one of those around the holidays.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at December 21, 2012 10:13 AM (YesJa)

273 254 and MWR - Being fairly new to AoSHQ, I concur wholeheartedly!

Posted by: Liberty Lover at December 21, 2012 10:13 AM (encrR)

274 I think it would be especially nice for those commenters who are relatively newto the HQand aren't necessarily familiar with some of the crazy humor we get around here.

Independent, Nonpartisan Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Charged Criminally. Three counts: Perjury, Obstruction of Justice, and Conspiracy to Intimidate White People By Wearing Racially-Inflammatory Hats. Prosecutors are mulling the additional charge of Aggravated Haberdashery.

Aggravated Habverdashery was a pearl.


Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 10:14 AM (QupBk)

275 272
Your not going to ban my Mass effect gun are you?



*Nobody* bans the M-920 Cain.



Man, I'd love one of those around the holidays.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at December 21, 2012 10:13 AM (YesJa)
Do I want to know what for?

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:14 AM (uFY4s)

276 76 According to the NY Times you can get full-auto assault weapons on any street corner in America.

That may be the case, but ban or no ban, those won't go away.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 09:26 AM (4Mv1T)


Okay, I'm looking down on the corner of Houston and Mercer Streets in SoHo. There's a coffee stand and a falafel stand but not Assault Weapons stand.

Wait! I'll open one up. I'll make a killing!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2012 10:14 AM (XkWWK)

277 CBD is gay?

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:11 AM (uFY4s)

Wait....

What?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:14 AM (GsoHv)

278 Craps, forgot the link http://minx.cc/?post=258493

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 10:14 AM (QupBk)

279

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:09 AM (4df7R)

#1. Breitbart hijacking Weiner's press conference. Greatest thread of all time.

#2. Anything to do with integrative complexity. Always good snark.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 21, 2012 10:14 AM (U/vy2)

280 277 CBD is gay?

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:11 AM (uFY4s)

Wait....

What?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:14 AM (GsoHv)


If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2012 10:15 AM (XkWWK)

281 279




Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:09 AM (4df7R)

#1. Breitbart hijacking Weiner's press conference. Greatest thread of all time.

#2. Anything to do with integrative complexity. Always good snark.


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 21, 2012 10:14 AM (U/vy2)
Hey doctor look at this

Posted by: Weiner at December 21, 2012 10:15 AM (uFY4s)

282 You need to start thinking about what side of the
barbed wire you want to live on when the Burning Times come. Because as
of now, you're off the Protected Rolls, fucker.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (CJjw5)



Alextopia. We have Raptors.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 10:15 AM (da5Wo)

283 282
You need to start thinking about what side of the

barbed wire you want to live on when the Burning Times come. Because as

of now, you're off the Protected Rolls, fucker.



Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:10 AM (CJjw5)


Alextopia. We have Raptors.


Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 21, 2012 10:15 AM (da5Wo)
Genetically engineered raptors?

Posted by: Weiner at December 21, 2012 10:16 AM (uFY4s)

284 CBD- It's okay. Really. My gender was questioned last night. Were all just font and code here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:16 AM (4Mv1T)

285 damn sock

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:16 AM (uFY4s)

286 I'm male and proud of it

Posted by: Alex the guy with the 4.5 inch penis at December 21, 2012 10:17 AM (uFY4s)

287 If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Posted by: J.J. SeftonBrooklyn Decker at December 21, 2012 10:15 AM (XkWWK)

Absolutely!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:17 AM (GsoHv)

288 Krauthammer's column today was good.

It come's down to modifying 3 Constitutional Amendments.

Yup. that's gonna happen.


Posted by: Al at December 21, 2012 10:17 AM (V70Uh)

289 I think this thread got off topic.

Posted by: Alex the guy with the 4.5 inch penis at December 21, 2012 10:18 AM (uFY4s)

290 Toby928: Oh man, LOVE IT. The haberdashery quote, seriously... That is so ace.

..Prosecutors are mulling the additional charge of Aggravated Haberdashery.

I think they got him dead-to-rights on that last one, because I didn't just piss my pants, I went downstairs, knocked on a neightbor's door, forced my way inside, and pissed in his pants as well.


See? This is why I love this place. Because now I'm laughing my ass off at that image.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:18 AM (4df7R)

291 So far -

* I've got my gun-printing 3D printer on order.

* a box of 20 penny nails and a stack of 2x4s arranged in 2', 4', and 6' lengths for 'board with nail' back-up plan

* a thousand pachinko metal balls, some surgical tubing, and some leather ... I have an old pachinko machine in case the Feds come by on a sweep. Plausibility, you know.

I was going to buy an assault rifle, but am finalizing my plan to have the DEA give me a semi-auto rifle ... I'm calling myself Pedro Ramirez O'Hanley Guitierez, a muckety-muck in the drug cartels.

The exchange is scheduled for this evening.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 21, 2012 10:18 AM (RuUvx)

292 290
Toby928: Oh man, LOVE IT. The haberdashery quote, seriously... That is so ace.



..Prosecutors are mulling the additional charge of Aggravated Haberdashery.



I think they got him dead-to-rights on that last one, because I
didn't just piss my pants, I went downstairs, knocked on a neightbor's
door, forced my way inside, and pissed in his pants as well.



See? This is why I love this place. Because now I'm laughing my ass off at that image.



Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:18 AM (4df7R)
Pissing in someone else's pants is a new one on e

Posted by: Alex the guy with the 4.5 inch penis at December 21, 2012 10:18 AM (uFY4s)

293 287 Posted by: J.J. SeftonBrooklyn Decker at December 21, 2012 10:15 AM (XkWWK)

Absolutely!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:17 AM (GsoHv)

Animal, this is me! Harry Shapiro!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 21, 2012 10:18 AM (XkWWK)

294 Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:16 AM (4Mv1T)

I get a chuckle out of being surprised when somebody reveals their gender.
I am usually wrong.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:19 AM (GsoHv)

295 Charlie K was indeed "on", as usual.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:19 AM (4Mv1T)

296 I had no idea fluffy was a guy or NDH was a girl

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:19 AM (uFY4s)

297 "And ammo would put you in the poor house."

Wasn't there a Clint Eastwood movie in which the supporting cast included a 20mm Oerlikon cannon?

Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2012 10:20 AM (HjPtV)

298 The piece asserts the following:
"It's our job to curate the news, even the most difficult stories, but at the same time, we grieve along with you for the lives that were lost..."
It's important to fight against this sentiment. What should separate the journalist from the rest of the world is the unflinching desire to get the facts at any cost and to do this in the coldest, most rational, least emotionally-invested manner possible. When the journalist has that emotional involvement -- and worse yet, admits to it -- it is already too late to salvage objective detachment.
And yet, it is precisely this detachment that is denied by the journalists of today. They will argue that the ideal of objectivity was always a farce (and they would be right), that it is more honest to admit subjectivity (and, again, they would be right), and that it therefore follows that the reporter ought to accept and openly acknowledged his or her emotional attachments to a story. In this last point the subjectivist commits a non sequitur and the argument becomes invalid.
Why? Because even if it is true that objectivity is impossible and that honesty demands the acknowledgement of subjective influences, it is still the case that a proper journalist ought to do his best to fake it. The model of this ought to still be Walter Cronkite on 11/22/63: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8Q3cqGs7I.
Is he shaken? Visibly. Does he give in to it? No. He resists the urge to cry, the urge to editorialize, the urge to display any emotion whatsoever. Even Dan Rather kept it together that day. No talk of "senseless tragedy" or cheap adjectives thrown in as subtle or not-so-subtle editorials. Just the straight facts. Charles Collingwood, who relieved Cronkite about an hour after the live coverage began, called it a tragedy. That was the extent of his editorializing, and from then on he playsit straight. Eric Sevareid, probably the most liberal of all of these newsmen at the time, also played it straight (although visibly disturbed).
A reporter ought to be as cold and rational as a scientist ought to be. Unfortunately both professions have been hijacked by the weepy and the emotional.
Here's a two-hour clip of CBS News coverage that day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Ry9-bpixM.

Posted by: Fabio Escobar at December 21, 2012 10:20 AM (tWsQp)

299 5"/54 caliber Mark 45 gun
that is what I want for CHRISTMAS

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:20 AM (uFY4s)

300 We need to close all swimming pools...from 2005-2009, we have lost 683 children under the age of 15 (CDC data). We must act swiftly...if we can save just one child it will be worth our efforts.

Posted by: billygoat at December 21, 2012 10:20 AM (RLkAE)

301
NDH is a girl....?.

... that seriously messes up the pic in my minds eye...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 21, 2012 10:21 AM (nELVU)

302 Josie Wales?

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 10:21 AM (NIZHJ)

303 CBD- Being somewhat new to the blog myself in the past couple of months it has been interesting to learn that many of the regulars wear different underwear than I expected.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:21 AM (4Mv1T)

304 RWC - Sorry to hear about your dog... had to do the same to a Sheltie I had for 14 years. Prayers to you and your family

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at December 21, 2012 10:21 AM (Jls4P)

305 303
CBD- Being somewhat new to the blog myself in the past couple of months
it has been interesting to learn that many of the regulars wear
different underwear than I expected.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:21 AM (4Mv1T)
I like Whitey Tities

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:21 AM (uFY4s)

306

Even though I stopped reading Coulter, since it was linked at NewsBusters, I gave it a shot. As par for course, she gives some honest stats on gun-free zones vs mass killings.

A good read, with good examples.

http://tinyurl.com/cojgqek

Posted by: The "F*ck Off" Girl at December 21, 2012 10:21 AM (LpQbZ)

307 Kinley, is this the Breitbart-at-Weiner's-Presser thread? I think we discussed it in multiple places but can't recall: http://minx.cc/?post=317223

That was epic. I miss that man like whoa.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:22 AM (4df7R)

308 CBD, what was your handle before "Charlie's Brown Dildo?" I remember how you got the new one, but not what the old one was.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:22 AM (CJjw5)

309 308
CBD, what was your handle before "Charlie's Brown Dildo?" I remember how you got the new one, but not what the old one was.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:22 AM (CJjw5)
That is frankly far more disturbing

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:22 AM (uFY4s)

310 This guy clearly went from weird to psychotic.

I have yet to see calls for the forced institutionalization of psychotic people.

Posted by: Anon at December 21, 2012 10:24 AM (fh3lh)

311 I like Whitey Tities

Commando. I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm luvin it!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 10:24 AM (QupBk)

312
Just as AOL calls for an end to violence, if you enjoy listening to two people who have no fucking idea of what they are talking about, check out this blogging heads video:

Conor Friedersdorf and Sommer Mathistalking about responding to natural disasters.

I would attempt to provide a link, butI'm still shaking from the stupid.

Posted by: jwest at December 21, 2012 10:24 AM (ZDsRL)

313 CBD, what was your handle before "Charlie's Brown Dildo?" I remember how you got the new one, but not what the old one was.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:22 AM (CJjw5)


Was CBD NJConservative? Or is that someone else?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:24 AM (4df7R)

314 311
I like Whitey Tities



Commando. I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm luvin it!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 10:24 AM (QupBk)
I can't sleep without underwear on

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:24 AM (uFY4s)

315 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:22 AM (CJjw5)

NJConservative.

The brilliance and wit is self-evident.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:25 AM (GsoHv)

316 I can't sleep without underwear on

Tuck the sheet twixt thigh and sack.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 10:25 AM (QupBk)

317 315
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:22 AM (CJjw5)

NJConservative.

The brilliance and wit is self-evident.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2012 10:25 AM (GsoHv)
Of course it is./NSARC

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:25 AM (uFY4s)

318 316
I can't sleep without underwear on



Tuck the sheet twixt thigh and sack.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 10:25 AM (QupBk)
um okay

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:26 AM (uFY4s)

319 Conor Friedersdorf and Sommer Mathistalking about responding to natural disasters.

All you had to say was "Conor Frieders-" and I was already laughing. That man makes kiwi fruit look brilliant.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:26 AM (4df7R)

320 Maybe we should have a "boxers or briefs" thread for the moronette's entertainment. No pics require. Cuz that'd be gross.

'course a reciprocal agreement for a thread on bra size would be in order.

...or maybe not.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:26 AM (4Mv1T)

321 I only wear clothes when shopping or checking the mail.

Posted by: Butters at December 21, 2012 10:26 AM (NIZHJ)

322 319
Conor Friedersdorf and Sommer Mathistalking about responding to natural disasters.



All you had to say was "Conor Frieders-" and I was already laughing. That man makes kiwi fruit look brilliant.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:26 AM (4df7R)
thats demeaning to Kiwis

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:26 AM (uFY4s)

323 Wasn't there a Clint Eastwood movie in which the supporting cast included a 20mm Oerlikon cannon?
Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2012 10:20 AM (HjPtV)

'In the Line of Fire.'

The bar he frequents in that was once one of my tri-weekly hang outs....so I'm as bad ass as Clint I guess.

They have a wooden carved bear there that has a panel at the base where it is hollowed out. Used to be Teddy Roosevelts. He hid a stash of booze in there from the missus.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 10:26 AM (fWAjv)

324 320
Maybe we should have a "boxers or briefs" thread for the moronette's entertainment. No pics require. Cuz that'd be gross.



'course a reciprocal agreement for a thread on bra size would be in order.



...or maybe not.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:26 AM (4Mv1T)
Briefs

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:26 AM (uFY4s)

325 Let's ban guns, knives, bats, sticks, umbrellas, fertilizer, cars, trucks, SUV's, laptops, letter openers, cell phones, pens, pencils, glass, plastic, oil, and gasoline. Then maybe all this senseless killing will end!

Posted by: Adam at December 21, 2012 10:27 AM (jx1IL)

326 325
Let's ban guns, knives, bats, sticks, umbrellas, fertilizer, cars,
trucks, SUV's, laptops, letter openers, cell phones, pens, pencils,
glass, plastic, oil, and gasoline. Then maybe all this senseless killing
will end!

Posted by: Adam at December 21, 2012 10:27 AM (jx1IL)
YES

Posted by: Liberal at December 21, 2012 10:27 AM (uFY4s)

327 275 Do I want to know what for?

Mainly to help with traffic. And stuff.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at December 21, 2012 10:28 AM (YesJa)

328 I am making a stand here and now: I AM AGAINST BAD STUFF.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 21, 2012 10:28 AM (8sCoq)

329 BAN DI-HYDROGEN MONOXIDE! It is a DEADLY killer!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 21, 2012 10:28 AM (jucos)

330 Maybe we should have a "boxers or briefs" thread for the moronette's entertainment. No pics require. Cuz that'd be gross.


Nah, we need a Blogger Calendar, starring Ace & Friends.

I'm pretty sure WZ would win the cover.

Posted by: DOOM Calendar at December 21, 2012 10:28 AM (LpQbZ)

331 327
275 Do I want to know what for?



Mainly to help with traffic. And stuff.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at December 21, 2012 10:28 AM (YesJa)
Okay, thats good for the enviroment

Posted by: Liberal shit at December 21, 2012 10:28 AM (uFY4s)

332
That was epic. I miss that man like whoa.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:22 AM (4df7R)

That was indeed the thread. The man cared nothing for propriety, he was on a damned mission.

Terrible loss. ._.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at December 21, 2012 10:28 AM (U/vy2)

333 330
Maybe we should have a "boxers or briefs" thread for the moronette's entertainment. No pics require. Cuz that'd be gross.





Nah, we need a Blogger Calendar, starring Ace Friends.



I'm pretty sure WZ would win the cover.

Posted by: DOOM Calendar at December 21, 2012 10:28 AM (LpQbZ)
O-O

Posted by: Liberal shit at December 21, 2012 10:29 AM (uFY4s)

334 Damn, got the owner of the wooden bear wrong. It was Alexander Hamilton's.

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 10:29 AM (fWAjv)

335 Let's ban guns, knives, bats, sticks, umbrellas, fertilizer, cars, trucks, SUV's, laptops, letter openers, cell phones, pens, pencils, glass, plastic, oil, and gasoline. Then maybe all this senseless killing will end! Posted by: Adam at December 21, 2012 10:27 AM (jx1IL)

Piker.

We have to ban PEOPLE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:29 AM (4df7R)

336 This is a great way to put the pro-senseless death people on the spot.

Posted by: JohnJ at December 21, 2012 10:30 AM (nkUzV)

337 "Let's ban guns, knives, bats, sticks, umbrellas, fertilizer, cars,

trucks, SUV's, laptops, letter openers, cell phones, pens, pencils,

glass, plastic, oil, and gasoline. Then maybe all this senseless killing

will end!"


Then I can just use my hands to get what I want.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at December 21, 2012 10:30 AM (V70Uh)

338 We need to call for an end to fish pissing in our drinking water.

Posted by: maddogg at December 21, 2012 10:30 AM (OlN4e)

339 Ace hung CBD's handle on him. Remember when he made that kid "ClassiCon" change his handle to "obscenely fat sweaty he-bitch" as penance for mobying?

Good times.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 21, 2012 10:30 AM (CJjw5)

340 "A Call to End Gun Violence in America".

Help! We're being disenfranchised!

Posted by: 192 Shooters In Chicago Last Month at December 21, 2012 10:30 AM (FcR7P)

341 We need to call for an end to fish pissing in our drinking water.
Posted by: maddogg at December 21, 2012 10:30 AM (OlN4e)


Okay, I laughed. A LOT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:30 AM (4df7R)

342 Nobody told me we had to wear underwear around here.

Posted by: Phinn at December 21, 2012 10:30 AM (+IPd1)

343 325 Let's ban guns, knives, bats, sticks, umbrellas, fertilizer, cars, trucks, SUV's, laptops, letter openers, cell phones, pens, pencils, glass, plastic, oil, and gasoline. Then maybe all this senseless killing will end!
Posted by: Adam at December 21, 2012 10:27 AM (jx1IL)


Do we get to keep our hands and feet? Knees? Elbows? Canine teeth?

Posted by: RWC at December 21, 2012 10:31 AM (fWAjv)

344 We need to call for an end to fish pissing in our drinking water.

Dude, they're fucking in it!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 21, 2012 10:31 AM (QupBk)

345 New thread

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2012 10:32 AM (uFY4s)

346 Why don't we just pass a LAW forbidding senseless deaths. That should do it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 21, 2012 10:33 AM (FcR7P)

347 Noodles!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 21, 2012 10:33 AM (4df7R)

348 Dude, they're fucking in it!

DUDE!! GAHH!!

*spit* *spittle* *patooey!*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 21, 2012 10:35 AM (4Mv1T)

349 This is the progressive MO though.

Make big bold statements that sound good for the world, but do at best nothing, or at worst make the situation worse always with an eye on government intervention.

So if this guy would just think bigger he would have called for peace on Earth, feed the world, and free pot for every person. Platitudes that have no meaning in reality. They never recognize the true cause of an issue, but want to govern over every issue.

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at December 21, 2012 10:51 AM (T/L2Z)

350
323 Wasn't there a Clint Eastwood movie in which the supporting cast included a 20mm Oerlikon cannon?
Posted by: mrp at December 21, 2012 10:20 AM (HjPtV)



Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. Jeff Bridges unsuccessfully trolls for an Oscar by playing an increasingly brain-damaged thief.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2012 11:29 AM (c2oll)

351 " Kids Drowning in Unattended Swimming Pools". I read an article years ago that said more kids drown in pools when there are toomany adults around. Birthday parties, cookouts, pool parties. The problem is that the adults all assume one of the other adults is watching the kids so it turns out nobody is really responsible to watch any of them.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at December 21, 2012 12:34 PM (4zKCA)






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