What Are Your Doomsday Plans?

Mine? I'm not a prepper, per se. I don't store a lot of food, water, and ammo. It's my firm belief that a good library can get you through anything. When all the electronics fail and you're wondering how to grow food, for example, just turn to your library.

My library . . .

What are your plans?

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Posted by: rdbrewer at 01:40 PM



Comments

1 I like your library and will be right over for a withdrawal.

Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:40 PM (DrC22)

2 PS, don't tell the wife...

Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (DrC22)

3 Passing out Hillary style

Posted by: Ado Annie at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (E16uG)

4 My doomsday plan is the same as my retirement plan has always been, since I was knee-high to a grasshopper: die before it happens.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (NmR1a)

5 What's scary is how many of those bottles I can identify.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (GsoHv)

6 Can I borrow something to read?

Posted by: Sanmon at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (1nhKa)

7 Prepper since Boy Scouts. Serious since '98. Not like that, of course.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (GFM2b)

8 How'd you get a picture of my garage?

Posted by: katzemeow at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (W6yTn)

9 5 What's scary is how many of those bottles I can identify.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (GsoHv)


Gives you a kind of warm holiday feeling, doesn't it?

Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (DrC22)

10 Your library won't do well in an earthquake.

Posted by: Reno_Dave at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (OL4L4)

11 My prep? I plan on being at ground zero for the big one with a front row seat so I don't think I will need all that many supplies except a soft seat and a bottle of J Walker Blue. Simplicity

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (79ueO)

12 I plan on donating all my worldly goods to President Obama and Sally Struthers to help the starving children of the world............

Posted by: Wall_E at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (48wze)

13 Reid dismisses senate for Christmas to avoid vote on plan B


tell me what will happen now.
And what would be the next step for Republicans ?

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (nqBYe)

14 Yay! An Apocalypse Eve thread! I was going to go whine on twitter until we got one.


I plan on bartering my gold and, er, other things to the group of engineers who have built whatever to have electricity again. That's my survival tip for the apocalypse, be sure to hook up with the caffeine addicted engineers. You will have something that makes coffee up and running in, what, four or five minutes?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (VtjlW)

15 I'll be mowing a bullseye into the front yard of Casa Backwardio before sundown.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (yiIja)

16 would or should be*

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (nqBYe)

17 yeah, I gotta work Doomsday night

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (8sCoq)

18 *lifts head slightly from glass table covered with cocaine and crystal
meth, glances around room at dead, naked hookers and dozens of empty
liquor bottles, barely notices small fire burning in corner of room,
behind two strippers slowly grinding against each other, all paid for by
cashed out IRA and college funds….*

whut? doomsday? whut?

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (gCa4h)

19 We've been invited to a BBQ.

Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (5H6zj)

20 When exactly is the true end tomorrow? 4:21 PM? Twelve noon? Midnight?

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (doBIb)

21 yeah, I gotta work Doomsday night
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (8sCoq)


Well if Doomsday is on my wife's time, is may be a tad late. Is Doomsday a she?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (79ueO)

22 With that kind of library, you won't feel the impact of SMOD.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (J+mgg)

23 What's scary is how many of those bottles I can identify.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (GsoHv)



I took one look at the leftmost row, bottom shelf and thought "shit I'm out of Tuscan Lemonade".

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (VtjlW)

24 I'm sacrificing my first-born.

Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (DrC22)

25
What about the zombies? Are you planning on getting them stinking drunk & stomping on their heads?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (jWwDJ)

26
Remember, with all this talk of doomsday and economic collapse, that we're the United Fuckin States of America.

The investment we've made in the military is the ultimate defense of our way of life. When the world is starving, we will have food. When the world doesn't have fuel, we'll still be warm and mobile.

When you have the ability to make the rules, our country can "buy" goods from every other country and pay with our currency regardless of how worthless it is. If the other countries want something in exchange for their dollars, they need to come here and buy whatever the fuck it is that we're selling.

As Mel Brooks said in a movie, "It's good to be King". When you have the power, you're king.

Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (ZDsRL)

27 Because the Mayans were right about everything else?

Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (NIZHJ)

28 My eldest daughter is turning 17 tomorrow. She is playing some sort of assassin game with her friends at the local outdoor mall. If you knew my daughter, having the world end on her birthday makes total sense.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (uiI1p)

29 Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (doBIb)

And what time zone.

Mayan Mountain Time?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (GsoHv)

30 More than Jose Cuevos is a friend of rdbrewer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (J+mgg)

31 You'll never drink all that. I'll bring my Glock over. What I don't use for target practice, I'll drink. What I don't drink, I'll bring home. Generous soul that I am, I'll leave you a few bottles. Think how you can brag that you recieve the first tax refund ofWTP's New World Order.

Posted by: wpt at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (+hPIb)

32 tell me what will happen now. And what would be the next step for Republicans ?

Now? Grab popcorn, get comfortable, and wait for the Burn. Unless you have an extra 137 trillion dollars lying around. (Deficit + underfunded liabilities)

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (GFM2b)

33 What time does the world end? Tonite at midnight? noon?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (jWwDJ)

34 Reid dismisses senate for Christmas to avoid vote on plan B

tell me what will happen now.


In a word? BOHICA.

There's nothing the GOP can do if the Senate won't vote on a bill.

If the MSM were honest, they'd lay the impending sequestration squarely at the feet of Reid and Obama.

Needless to say, they won't.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (SY2Kh)

35 That looks like a small part of Goering's stash that the 101st found in Bavaria



Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (Dll6b)

36 I plan to rape and pillage.....depending on how long it takes.

If it is a long horizon Doomsday, I'll probably extend the pillage, but if we're talking short horizon, it's going to be mostly rape.


Posted by: Zombie Campbell at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (HqpV0)

37
Um, drinking Coors Light and masturbating furiosly?

Posted by: Jaws at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (4I3Uo)

38 I would have doomsday plans if I actually knew for sure.
otherwise the day after doomsday i'm taking kids to the park g-d willing if the weather is fine and then for pizza at one of those cheesy pizza places with the games and singing humongous mice? or whatever they are .

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (nqBYe)

39 That's uh, me..WTP

Posted by: WTP at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (+hPIb)

40 That's my survival tip for the apocalypse, be sure to hook up with the
caffeine addicted engineers. You will have something that makes coffee
up and running in, what, four or five minutes?




How fast can you build a fire? French press.

Because the Mayans were right about everything else?

Wait, so you're saying the sun will rise on Saturday even if I don't sacrifice my enemies on this pyramid I build in the software lab?

Shit. Don't tell HR.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (/kI1Q)

41 26
Remember, with all this talk of doomsday and economic collapse, that we're the United Fuckin States of America.


I agree!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (DrC22)

42 I'm sleeping in and waking up pissed off when SMOD never shows.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (ndlFj)

43 When the looting starts, I am NOT standing in the way of a liquor store!

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (FcR7P)

44 That looks like a small part of Goering's stash that the 101st found in Bavaria



Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (Dll6b)

A very small part

Posted by: Screaming Eagle at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (79ueO)

45 My plans? Pretty much just putting a part of my anatomy into another part of my wife's.

Or, as the New Yorker slut whores put it, "going out with a bang."

Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (UK9cE)

46 > Is Doomsday a she?

no

sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday doomsday saturday

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (8sCoq)

47 Set up the Christmas Tree last night. Star fell off the top, onto our youngest's head.

Stars falling from the sky are a sure sign of the apocalypse.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (C3KwS)

48 I was thinking about coming out of the closet

Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (gCa4h)

49 Wonder if TFG is going to blame sh!tty Christmas sales numbers on fears of the impending "apocalypse"?

Wonder if anybody is gonna be pissed at me because that's my excuse for not buying them anything?

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (3ZtZW)

50 As Mel Brooks said in a movie, "It's good to be King". When you have the power, you're king. Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (ZDsRL)

Mel Brooks also said, "Wait for the shake."

He wasn't talking chocolate or strawberry.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (sbV1u)

51 WTP wouldn't stand for Wicked T. Pinto, would it?

Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (O7Q1u)

52 When the world is starving, we will have food. When the world doesn't have fuel, we'll still be warm and mobile.

Define "we".

Posted by: Obama Constituents at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (FcR7P)

53 oh and you'll need to know how to make cowboy coffee for after the apocalypse

nothing like a hot cuppa joe while you survey the devastation

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (8sCoq)

54 Ball bearings. It's all ball bearings these days!

Posted by: Shingle at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (BTwYJ)

55 Shit. Don't tell HR.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (/kI1Q)

_____

Won't work. They've got cameras in the bathrooms.

Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (DrC22)

56 tell me what will happen now. And what would be the next step for Republicans ?



Now? Grab popcorn, get comfortable, and wait for the Burn. Unless
you have an extra 137 trillion dollars lying around. (Deficit +
underfunded liabilities)

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (GFM2b

i wish you had instead said, O there will be a nice kicking the can to staunch the moment until a few decades from now.

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (nqBYe)

57 I see wiserbud is vacationing with Ace.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (SUKHu)

58 >>>27 Because the Mayans were right about everything else? Posted by: Butters

They were right about if they cut your chest open, they could yank your still beating heart out.

I read recently, that the initial cut was in the belly area, avoiding the ribcage. They just reached in and up and felt around (that would have felt weird!) than yanked. Presto! Beating heart! Sunrises.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (jWwDJ)

59 Shit. I'm way behind on my bucket list...

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (52dU3)

60 I have to work so.. no doomsday for me.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (DGIjM)

61 Wait, so you're saying the sun will rise on Saturday even if I don't sacrifice my enemies on this pyramid I build in the software lab?

Shit. Don't tell HR.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (/kI1Q)



For something this important, it's best not to take chances.


Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the Magic the Gathering store in town to collect some hearts.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (VtjlW)

62 Ain't you all gonna be pissed when you find out that L. Ron was right all along?

Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (gCa4h)

63 Mel Brooks also said, "Wait forthe shake."

He also said, "Pawn jumps queen. Knight jumps queen.....

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (GFM2b)

64 My plan is pancakes for dinner. And then the world ends.

Posted by: NCKate at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (4zFn7)

65 >
Shit. I'm way behind on my bucket list...


me too. I need to get Kate Beckinsale's number....

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (8sCoq)

66 I have lots of hunting and fishing supplies and live on a 10 acre farm next to a lake. A fairly well stocked pantry. But my prepper pride and joy is my fallback shack on 40 acres in the woods that we are currently upgrading. Completely primitive except for the hand pump for water in the kitchen.

http://tinyurl.com/cmbcozw

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (81UWZ)

67 I've got my money on Gamma Ray Burst.

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

One second you here and the next second someone's wiener dog is nibblin on your pancreas.


Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (KXm42)

68 "Lets face it, you can't Torquemada out of anything."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (J+mgg)

69
52When the world is starving, we will have food. When the world doesn't have fuel, we'll still be warm and mobile.


Define "we".

"We", in this context, would be the armed citizenry that whoever is in power would like to keep placated by making sure they are fed, warm and happy.

Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (ZDsRL)

70



WTP wouldn't stand for Wicked T. Pinto, would it?


That post wasn't half a page long and filled with a barely on point anecdote that beggars belief, so I'm guessing: . . . No.

Posted by: imp at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (UaxA0)

71 They just reached in and up and felt around (that would have felt weird!) than yanked.

While all the other executioners are snickering at the newbie who thinks it feels weird.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (FcR7P)

72 >>Because the Mayans were right about everything else?

Hellz yes they were! You guys were all concerned about the Global Warmening crap and just never gave any thought to how hungry I've been. Now I'm just gonna take whatever I want.

Posted by: uterus cannon at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (3ZtZW)

73 That's my survival tip for the apocalypse, be sure to hook up with the caffeine addicted engineers.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (VtjlW)

+++++++

And their Erector sets?

Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (DrC22)

74 Shit. I'm way behind on my bucket list...


Posted by: @PurpAv at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (52dU3)


I don't have one. I'll do what I do and when I die, I'll be satisfied regardless.

I find no reason to set up a bunch of things to do then die with disappointment if I don't finish them.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (UK9cE)

75 The 21st is mom's birthday. She and Cthulhu have been snippy with each other for weeks, I reckon the gloves come off tomorrow. If we're lucky the merciful Cthulhu will win.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget's square dildo at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (97nMP)

76 I'm either going to sleep through it or get up early and eat that coffee cake I try to stay away from.
Cat gets extra treats regardless.

Posted by: Daybrother at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (+paCV)

77 If the MSM were honest,

In other words, on to the next comment...

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (FcR7P)

78
Kate Upton Human Sacrifice:

Take one Kate Upton, spread her on a sacrificial altar, cut her bikini top straps, stand her, up. Presto! Sunrises! End of world averted.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (jWwDJ)

79 He also said, "Pawn jumps queen. Knight jumps queen..... Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (GFM2b)

One of my favorite movies.

"You don't put out, he don't get out."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (sbV1u)

80 I just hope the show is good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:55 PM (79ueO)

81 You'll never drink all that. I'll bring my Glock
over. What I don't use for target practice, I'll drink. What I don't
drink, I'll bring home. Generous soul that I am, I'll leave you a few
bottles. Think how you can brag that you recieve the first tax refund
ofWTP's New World Order.

Posted by: wpt at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (+hPIb)


So, how does that make you different than Obama?

I don't want that fucker anywhere NEAR my post-apocalypse or anyone like him.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 01:55 PM (UK9cE)

82 w000t!!!


UPS guy just delivered my Aimpoint RDS.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 01:55 PM (doBIb)

83 Whoever got caught with that fruitcake that has been re-gifted over and over for decades has to eat it!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

sucka

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 01:56 PM (gCa4h)

84 I hope President Obama signs an Executive Order to prevent this !!!!!!

Posted by: Wall_E at December 20, 2012 01:56 PM (48wze)

85 My plans? Bugout bag, weapons and emergency escape plan at the ready. Would rather be able to escape to a red state but Canada's closer and one must do what one must do.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at December 20, 2012 01:56 PM (7ObY1)

86 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (VtjlW)

Wear the garters and stompy boots and they'll likely rip them out themselves just to please you.
(Also, kindly spare me. I'll be the guy over in the Munchkin Section.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (LzlrF)

87 Talk about dual use items. A 1 Troy Oz silver coin of the USS Arizona memorial on side and the ship on the other. If doom comes or not, I got a shiny pretty.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (J+mgg)

88 UPS guy just delivered my Aimpoint RDS.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 01:55 PM (doBIb)



Someone is being braggy mcbraggerson.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (VtjlW)

89 My last act of defiance will be to leave an italics tag open in a comment and to hell with the consequences!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (+lsX1)

90 One of my favorite movies.

"You don't put out, he don't get out."

It's good to be the king.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (GFM2b)

91 "WTP wouldn't stand for Wicked T. Pinto, would it?"

True story...

Posted by: mesablue at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (3ZdkQ)

92 I gotta workand try to make up for the hours I lost today due to the doomsday eve blizzard.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (DoZD+)

93 No plans other than going to work. However, if the zombies/demons/flying sharks or whatever do show up tomorrow, I will be shooting them. I took my MP5 out on Saturday and put 200 rounds through it to test function. It was fine and is ready to go.

Posted by: Witchfinder at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (pLTLS)

94 "Come on Miracle!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (J+mgg)

95 I'm going to make nachos.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (Iyg03)

96 Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (+lsX1)

-----

GET IN MAH BELLLLLLYYYYY!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Post Apocalyptic Barrell at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (nELVU)

97 My last act of defiance will be to leave an italics tag open in a comment and to hell with the consequences!


Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (+lsX1)


I'll add the bold and overstrike tags and we'll toast the coming doom!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (UK9cE)

98 My last act of defiance will be to leave an italics tag open in a comment and to hell with the consequences!

There ya go, buddy! Do not go quietly into that gentle night!

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (gCa4h)

99 How many kids are using this bullshit excuse not to go to school tomorrow?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (jWwDJ)

100 82 - Which aimpoint? I've got two micros and a Comp ML3.

Posted by: Witchfinder at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (pLTLS)

101 I'll be doing what I do every Friday night...hanging with my friends at the karaoke club. Might as well do what I enjoy, eh?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (cVfX0)

102 Someone is being braggy mcbraggerson.



You don't understand. This was the final attempt to deliver cause they needs a signature. I kept missing the driver and when I took a trip down to the warehouse, they said it was still on the truck somewhere and couldn't call the driver in just for me. So.... I'm happy now.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (doBIb)

103 My last act of defiance will be to leave an italics tag open in a comment and to hell with the consequences!

Odin!!! AAAAAaaauuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (KXm42)

104 @ChadPergram Boehner on White House & #fiscalcliff : Rather than tell us what they can’t do, why don’t they tell us what they can do.

Boehner on House's #fiscalcliff bills: I call on Senator Reid to have a vote on this before the Senate adjourns.

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (YjDyJ)

105 I plan on spending the apocalypse with Bill. He always knows what's going down. Also Huma says he's good at triangulation.

Posted by: Hillary at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (DrC22)

106
I'll add the bold and overstrike tags and we'll toast the coming doom!!!

I'll bring the ampersands.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (yiIja)

107 In the Tacoma area, we are going to have an awesome semi-formal to formal party in a proper ball room for 400 of our closest friends (basically, anyone who buys a ticket). The band's name- get this- is the TOWERING INFERNO ORCHESTRA. You just can't have a better End of the World Ball than that.(In case the world doesn't end, we are also collecting for Toys For Tots, with the USMCR on site to receive donation. Hooah!)
Want to come? Google "EOTWB Tacoma" (or click on the hyperlink embedded on my sign-on.)

Posted by: The Jinxmedic at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (UcmWU)

108 I hope President Obama signs an Executive Order to prevent this !

Everything depends on Washington's decisions these days. So glad we've got Top Men there.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (FcR7P)

109 82 - Which aimpoint? I've got two micros and a Comp ML3


PRO.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (doBIb)

110 109 - Nice! The PRO is a great buy.

Posted by: Witchfinder at December 20, 2012 02:01 PM (pLTLS)

111 110 109 - Nice! The PRO is a great buy.


It's gonna look sweet on my SCAR.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:01 PM (doBIb)

112 I'll bring the ampersands.

That's unpossible!

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 02:01 PM (KXm42)

113 How do I get a library card from rdbrewer?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (Lxw+T)

114 Boehner on House's #fiscalcliff bills: I call on Senator Reid to have a vote on this before the Senate adjourns.

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (YjDyJ)


Is this after Harry Reid shut down until after (half hour or so ago) the holidays or before?

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (nqBYe)

115 True story...

I shit you not. When I was younger I dated this 6'5" amazon chick when her 14 brothers broke down my door armed with chainguns so I had to fight them off with a paper clip.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (SY2Kh)

116 107 The band's name- get this- is the TOWERING INFERNO ORCHESTRA.


Don't tell Gabe

Posted by: Don't tell Gabe at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (DrC22)

117 My emergency plan reads thus: "Drive to Texas because they have a clue and Florida is a schizophrenic meltdown about to be writ large."

Posted by: Cato at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (oxNxk)

118 Is there going to be a prize for the last comment posted here as Doomsday strikes?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (79ueO)

119 111 - SCAR H or SCAR L? Also, are you using the Aimpoint mount or another brand?

Posted by: Witchfinder at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (pLTLS)

120 The end comes in what time zone, or Countries time zone?The end could be nearer than you think so start drinking now...

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (9+ccr)

121 I shit you not. When I was younger I dated this 6'5" amazon chick when her 14 brothers broke down my door armed with chainguns so I had to fight them off with a paper clip.


Thus began the Trojan War.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (doBIb)

122 Nevergiveup. the winner will be the last to be eaten by Polly.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (J+mgg)

123 119 111 - SCAR H or SCAR L? Also, are you using the Aimpoint mount or another brand?


SCAR-L


PRO comes with a mount that co-witnesses perfectly.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:04 PM (doBIb)

124 White House Press Secretary Jay Carney refused to criticize comments about “the Jewish lobby” made former Sen. Chuck Hagel, an adviser to President Obama and candidate for Defense Secretary.

“We’ve been through this before with Ambassador Rice where there is an effort to go after somebody,” Carney said. “Senator Hagel fought and bled for his country, he served his country well, and he was an excellent senator.”

Carney was being asked about a couple of statements by Hagel, such as the remark that “the Jewish lobby intimidates a lot of people up here” and the declaration “I’m a United States Senator, not an Israeli Senator.” Carney refused to comment on those remarks, even though the reporter suggested he might want to given Hagel’s role as an adviser to Obama, quite apart from his potential nomination to lead the Defense Department.


I know Nothing, NOTHING!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:04 PM (79ueO)

125 I've read most of those.

Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 02:04 PM (NIZHJ)

126 Actually, the end of the world just starts tomorrow. It'll take 200 years of a slow, painful, miserable existence for it to finally be destroyed.

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (ZzMRK)

127 I'm prepping to steal from preppers. Bullets are cheaper than food. I'm thrifty that way.

Posted by: Jimilee at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (Vk3+v)

128 The band's name- get this- is the TOWERING INFERNO ORCHESTRA.

Sounds like fun and I would love to be there, but it doesn't look like I'll be free that night.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (gCa4h)

129 123 - Nice. That will be a great setup.

Posted by: Witchfinder at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (pLTLS)

130 I shit you not. When I was younger I dated this 6'5" amazon chick when her 14 brothers broke down my door armed with chainguns so I had to fight them off with a paper clip. Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (SY2Kh)

C'mon!

Every story like this is supposed to start....

"I shit you not. There I was, ankle deep in grenade pins and empty magazines...."

Now get with the format!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (sbV1u)

131 Nevergiveup. the winner will be the last to be eaten by Polly.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (J+mgg)


Polly Purebread or Polysorbate 80?

Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (UK9cE)

132 Seriously? I strive for a three-month, at-home, on-our-own scenario. I don't own a secret bunker in the woods, I don't entertain elaborate fantasies of what I will do as Hero Of The Wasteland, and I don't get wrapped up in Illuminati conspiracy theories. What I do is stock up on essentials: water, food,ammo, and other essentials. If whatever the Bad Thing is lasts for more than three months, I figure me and mine would be better off on the move, anyway. Therecan beno meticulous, detailed plan.There can, however, be a strategy.

So am I a prepper? Maybe, if the term is inclusive of those who make sensible preparations for extended emergencies. I do know when bad things happen, they happen in a hurry and even later one can rarely pinpoint the exact moment when the bad thing arrived. I can feel the tracks vibrating and know a train's coming. I just can't say when.

Posted by: troyriser at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (vtiE6)

133 @ Sponge, go ask AlextheChick when she's just in stompy boots.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (J+mgg)

134
What are your plans?




Survival sex -- again.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (kdS6q)

135 "I shit you not. There I was, ankle deep in grenade pins and empty magazines...."

Now get with the format!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (sbV1u)


Not everyone is John Kerry.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (UK9cE)

136 129 123 - Nice. That will be a great setup


Thanks. I've also got a Magpul VFG on it too. Maybe get a sling and that'll complete it.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (doBIb)

137 M80's i ask about the tme frame because of this

"Reid dismisses senate for Christmas

Thus proving Democrats were acting in bad faith all along and never had any intention of passing anything.


Posted by: @PurpAv at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (52dU3)" on the last thread.
Nevergiveup, yeah it looks grim if Hagel is a consideration.

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (nqBYe)

138 "I shit you not. There I was, ankle deep in grenade pins and empty magazines...."

"There we were, right outside of Poon Tang...."

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (gCa4h)

139 Remember FEMA advice for disasters is to keep a 3 to 5 day supply of food and water on hand. So its day 7 you got to worry about.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (J+mgg)

140 Sponge, go ask AlextheChick when she's just in stompy boots.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (J+mgg)


Just stompy boots?

That's hot.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (UK9cE)

141 Thus began the Trojan War.
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (doBIb)


I believe I won that one.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (DrC22)

142 Posted by: Jimilee at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (Vk3+v)

We have bullets, too. Lots of 'em. And we're dug in, just waiting for you to cross into the prepared fields of fire. Then we'll have more bullets.

Posted by: Preppers at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (L8r/r)

143 114 Is this after Harry Reid shut down until after (half hour or so ago) the holidays or before?

The Senate is still in session.

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (YjDyJ)

144 My birthday is the 22nd.

Mayan Apocalypse means Never Having To Say You're 51.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (KZi9D)

145 Remember FEMA advice for disasters is to keep a 3 to 5 day supply of food and water on hand.

Also, don't live on Staten Island.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (FcR7P)

146 >I'll be doing what I do every Friday night...hanging with my friends at the karaoke club. Might as well do what I enjoy, eh?



Right! We'll need music for the apocalypse!

I submit

"Bad Moon Rising" by CCR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klAGvZ4xnVc

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (8sCoq)

147 Thus began the Trojan War.
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (doBIb)
----
I believe I won that one.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke


Grrrrl power.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:10 PM (Lxw+T)

148 80s' alright, thank you.

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:10 PM (nqBYe)

149 The Senate is still in session.
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (YjDyJ)


But they are all on a movie break. Next is they go to Chuckie Cheese

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:10 PM (79ueO)

150 Thanks for the jokes. So much better than working. Hey! Tell those people to get out of my office!

Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 02:11 PM (DrC22)

151
We need an AoShq Doomsday Party Committee.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 02:11 PM (jWwDJ)

152 Right! We'll need music for the apocalypse!

I submit

"Bad Moon Rising" by CCR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klAGvZ4xnVc


Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (8sCoq)


I submit

"Big Bad Moon" by Joe Satriani

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW94Ikf_mC4

Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:11 PM (UK9cE)

153 Don't go 'round tonight
well it's bound to take your life
there's a bad moon on the rise

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:11 PM (8sCoq)

154 awe shit the bum wine is in the bottom left corner. that hobo bait? or just emergency booze?

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (HEa5q)

155 My emergency plan reads thus: "Drive to Texas because they have a clue

Plus in Texas the highway patrol is now giving out free roadside body cavity searches if you're caught littering. Here in Oregon something like that costs at least $40 and it seems like you never get a timely response to your Craigslist ad.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (+lsX1)

156 "Big Bad Moon" by Joe Satriani


That one isn't that bad, but Satch is a better player than singer.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (doBIb)

157
The Senate is still in session.





Good, because who cares if a bunch of vampiric politicians get off work 5 days before Christmas? I hope they all have pinched nerves and migraines.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (DoZD+)

158
"And we're dug in, just waiting for you to cross into the prepared fields of fire. Then we'll have more bullets."

Posted by: Preppers at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (L8r/r) "Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man...." George Patten.

Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (ZDsRL)

159 I told the old lady we need to get some pre-Apocalypse nookie going on tonight. We'll see, either that or I'll get drunk.

Posted by: Bosk at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (n2K+4)

160 Polly Purebread or Polysorbate 80?
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (UK9cE)



Polly the Velociraptor.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (VtjlW)

161 I'm going to do the same thing I did on Jan 1, 2000.

Go to work. At least this time it won't be mandatory.

Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (m2CN7)

162 Right! We'll need music for the apocalypse!
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (8sCoq)


Right now listening to the Hallelujah Chorus

Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (DrC22)

163 What are your plans?

Get armed to the teeth, and lay siege to your library.

Posted by: Paladin at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (WujO7)

164 I am reminded of that "Time Enough at Last" Twilight Zone episode. Something unlucky (or "ironic", if you're Alanis Morrissette) will happen, destroying your library or otherwise curtailing your reading.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (JACEX)

165 OT: It's time for some common sense legislation on SSRIs. I want to see a limit on how many prescriptions for anti-depressants any physician may write.

We need a ban on high capacity prescription pads.

Posted by: Joe mama at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (ipHzj)

166
That one isn't that bad, but Satch is a better player than singer.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (doBIb)


Yeah, I'm sure that's why that was his ONLY album release with him singing.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (UK9cE)

167 Satriani is a badass.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (agh8f)

168 "The End Of The World As We Know It"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (8sCoq)

169 >>>Get armed to the teeth, and lay siege to your library.

Book burner!

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (Iyg03)

170 If this doesn't happen, will we have to reboot the Mayan calendar?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (DoZD+)

171 Dja ever notice when you look at the label of Pepe Lopez it looks like he's laughing at you?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (45fU0)

172 And what would be the next step for Republicans ?

EVERYBODY ALL TOGETHER NOW...CRY LIKE A NEWBORN!

Posted by: Paladin at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (WujO7)

173 I am reminded of that "Time Enough at Last" Twilight Zone episode.
Something unlucky (or "ironic", if you're Alanis Morrissette) will
happen, destroying your library or otherwise curtailing your reading.[\i]

no ice cubes?

NO ICE CUBES??!?[\i]

But what shall I do? There was finally time. There was finally enough time.....

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (gCa4h)

174 [\i]

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (gCa4h)

175 this is the first library where every book is a real page turner... Not sure I'd I can absorb all of the material, though :-)

Posted by: Tom at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (4WKGT)

176 Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (ZDsRL)

In large scale, conventional warfare with solid logistics trains supporting the attacking force, yes.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (L8r/r)

Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (O7Q1u)

178 The B-52s

"Channel Z"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6BpPx05YyQ

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (8sCoq)

179 dammit

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (gCa4h)

180 http://tinyurl.com/3l8ablf


Gary Moore The End of The World !!

Not the Light in the Loafers REM

Posted by: Evilpens at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (ck76k)

Posted by: t-bird [\i] at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (FcR7P)

182 wiserbud, barrel. Luckily they have washed it out recently.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (J+mgg)

183 Doomsday or not, the barrel awaits.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (JACEX)

184 Actually, the end of the world just starts tomorrow.
It'll take 200 years of a slow, painful, miserable existence for it to
finally be destroyed.

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (ZzMRK)

So, well into the reign of Emperor Obama VI, then?

Posted by: Joe mama at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (ipHzj)

185 Show me on the doll where the Senate Majority Leader touched you.

Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (NIZHJ)

186 If this doesn't happen, will we have to reboot the Mayan calendar?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (DoZD+)

we move onto Nostradamus apocalyptic dates. This is to make sure we stay on our toes throughout time.

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (nqBYe)

187 Since doomsday is tomorrow, do I even bother to pay the cable bill?

Posted by: dantesed at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (GmsM/)

188 What's with all the doomsday talk?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (HDgX3)

189 Into the barrel!!!

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (L8r/r)

190 159 I told the old lady we need to get some pre-Apocalypse nookie going on tonight.

----

This is the best idea I've read yet.


'Wonder if my back has recovered enough for such activity.

Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (5H6zj)

191

Anyone elsewatch 'Doomsday Preppers' on tuesday night?
This episode was about NYC dwellers making plans to 'bug out' of the city in the event of a disaster.

That was their goal...to get out of the city.

Then what? What do they think they're going to find when they get out of the city?

It's like these people thought that there was going to be some big paradise waiting for them...if they could just make it out of the city.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (K4wCe)

192 See, if we had a moonbase by now we wouldn't be worrying.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (45fU0)

193 Since doomsday is tomorrow, do I even bother to pay the cable bill?
Posted by: dantesed at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (GmsM/)


Well yeah, since ya going to want to see the news on the end of the world?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (79ueO)

194 Oh, THAT doomsday. So hard keeping track of them all.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (HDgX3)

195 185 Show me on the doll where the Senate Majority Leader touched you.
Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (NIZHJ)

...with his gun

Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (DrC22)

196 @142.. Joke. I am a well prepped outdoorsman, who was having fun like the rest of us. Lighten up tough guy.

Posted by: Jimilee at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (Vk3+v)

197 The Senate is still in session.


-------------------------------------------


Wha...? Huh? Where's Jordan when we need him.

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (YbSMj)

198 See, if we had a moonbase by now we wouldn't be worrying.
Posted by: Dr. Varno


I wish we were underground, playing the Lumichord.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (Lxw+T)

199 wiserbud, barrel. Luckily they have washed it out recently.

why does it smell like Hai Karate, canned cheese and shame in here?

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (gCa4h)

200 149 But they are all on a movie break. Next is they go to Chuckie Cheese

McConnell is currently giving a speech praising Kyl.
http://www.c-span.org/Live-Video/C-SPAN2/

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (YjDyJ)

201 Doomsday or not, the barrel awaits.

The world goes kablooey and you in the barrel. Is that really where you want to be?

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (KXm42)

202 That was their goal...to get out of the city.


LOL!!!!!

Which bridge or tunnel were they thinking of taking that the other 12 million people don't know about?

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (doBIb)

203 Somebody wake up Hillary and give her a headache.

Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (NIZHJ)

204 sorry, had to go do some work (heh)
<i>WTP wouldn't stand for Wicked T. Pinto, would it?"</i>
et al...No, I presume that's a bad thing around here? I just pop in the comments once ina blue moon. Perhaps that explains the, umm, welcome I've gotten on occasion?
BTW, WTP stands for William T. Peabody...my other alias...

Posted by: WTP at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (q/kmn)

205 Who let wiserbud in here?

Did he bring a twelve pack?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (Lxw+T)

206 Assuming the Mayans were lying douchebags, part of my prepping includes taking the young'un to the Canadian Firearm Safety Course (mandatory for ownership here in Canuckistan).

I foresee us spending many joyful hours turning money into noise. Now I just need to photocopy a bunch of zombie targets for her Christmas stocking.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (BrQrN)

207 If the barrel is anything like a refrigerator, it will withstand a thermonuclear detonation.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (O7Q1u)

208 I probably need to vacuum, I wouldn't want anyone to say on the last day ,' did you see her dirty floors!'

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (nqBYe)

209 why does it smell like Hai Karate, canned cheese and shame in here?
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (gCa4h)



Since when did the barrel get an upgrade?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (VtjlW)

210 Then what? What do they think they're going to find when they get out of the city?

Open arms? I mean, everybody LOVES New Yorkers!

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (FcR7P)

211 Posted by: Jimilee at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (Vk3+v)

I suspected as much, but you'd be amazed at how many people actually plan on being raiders without forethought regarding their "targets". Then again, you likely aren't amazed, lol.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (L8r/r)

212 Now I just need to photocopy a bunch of zombie targets for her Christmas stocking.

Photos of Congressional members are widely available online.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (Lxw+T)

213
Remember NIGHT OF THE COMET with those two girls and the guy who looks like the guy from CHIPS?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (LINcv)

214 Then what? What do they think they're going to find when they get out of the city?

Vegas, baby!

Posted by: Randall Flagg at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (gCa4h)

215 Do not taunt Happy Fun Prepper.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (KXm42)

216 Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (nqBYe)

Reid can't recess the Senate, without the House OK'ing it... this could get very interesting...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (lZBBB)

217 197 Wha...? Huh? Where's Jordan when we need him.

"Thursday, Dec 20, 2012
11:00 a.m.: Convene and resume consideration of H.R.1, the legislative vehicle for the Emergency Supplemental Appropriations Bill."

/senate.gov

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (YjDyJ)

218 So you been in the barrel huh widerbud?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (J+mgg)

219 Remember NIGHT OF THE COMET with those two girls and the guy who looks like the guy from CHIPS?



Heh.

That was Chakotay from Star Trek Voyager.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (doBIb)

220 What are we going to read NEXT week?

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (Xefrb)

221 Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (doBIb)

The plan of one of the guys was to paddle his way across the Hudson in an inflatable boat.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (L8r/r)

222 Did he bring a twelve pack?

no, but here's two of Leon's Monday tranny's, each with a six-pack of "her" own....

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (gCa4h)

223 Being fashionably prepared is to find 6 9mm magazines while looking for the .40cal ones. Good news is the 9mm magazines are loaded.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (J+mgg)

224 And we're having an End of the World Party.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (lZBBB)

225 I submit

"Bad Moon Rising" by CCR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klAGvZ4xnVc


Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (8sCoq)

CCR's songs are in my reper...repetro...list of songs I do. Also thinking this for the irony:"Too Much Time On My Hands" by Styx

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (cVfX0)

226 Which bridge or tunnel were they thinking of taking that the other 12 million people don't know about?
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (doBIb)



That bit in The Stand about trying to get out of NYC via the tunnel is one of the freakiest things I've read.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (VtjlW)

227 Romeo, heck then they should start reading the consitution and bill of rights.

and...
whatever else they need to jog their memory of their position.

Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (nqBYe)

228 Catherine Mary Stewart as a prepper Valley Girl armed with an Uzi. And she was a gamer chick. Win all around.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (J+mgg)

229 "Senator Jim DeMint's Farewell Speech"- http://youtu.be/k-Tg-tVXhIo

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:25 PM (YjDyJ)

230 The plan of one of the guys was to paddle his way across the Hudson in an inflatable boat.

“New Jersey! The promised land.”

http://is.gd/NUrF74

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:25 PM (/kI1Q)

231 So you been in the barrel huh widerbud?

sweetie, I remember when it was just a bucket...

good times... good times....

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:25 PM (gCa4h)

232 Not to be the annoying "that guy" in every Mayan thread. But the end of their calendar is just the end of a super cycle that involves many smaller cycles. Friday is just the beginning of a new cycle, not the end of the world.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (q177U)

233 I don't know all that much, but the bottle of Patron that my Secret Santa dropped off has literally nothing to worry about concerning a post-Mayan Apocalyptic future.

It, like me, has no real plans for 12/22.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (YesJa)

234 If the barrel is anything like a refrigerator, it will withstand a thermonuclear detonation.

Crafty devil. Playing tricksies.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (KXm42)

235 You want power? Fuck you, pay me.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (/ZZCn)

236
I envision myself as the post-apocolyptic Al Swearengen in our new society.

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man...and give some back."

Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (ZDsRL)

237

yeah CHATOKAY from Voyager

remember B'LANA the half Klingon?

She hooked up with Lt Paris, the lovable screw up, who later went on to direct CHUCK episodes.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (lIApU)

238 it's going to be mostly rape.

Will it be rape-rape though?

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (5iuEW)

239 The plan of one of the guys was to paddle his way across the Hudson in an inflatable boat.

Good, the well-marbled one has taken the bait...

Posted by: New Jersey at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (FcR7P)

240
202...Which bridge or tunnel were they thinking of taking that the other 12 million people don't know about?

I know, right?
This one guy was working on rationalizing how it would 'be okay' to steal someone's bicycle...so he decided to have a pair of bolt cutters in his pack, to cut a lock.
Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (K4wCe)

241 1. run frantically out of collapsing building
2. drive a car wildly thru streets, swerving to avoid yawning crevasses
3. swim madly to escape a whirlpool
4. fly plane through a rainbow

Posted by: nic cage at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (I88Jc)

242 "If I Ruled The World"

Tony Bennett

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NewYCbpfbw

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (8sCoq)

243 @ChadPergram Reid spox says "We have conveyed to Speaker Boehner.. in no uncertain terms that the Senate will not act on House Republicans' 'plan B.'"

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (YjDyJ)

244 217 197 Wha...? Huh? Where's Jordan when we need him.

"Thursday, Dec 20, 2012
11:00 a.m.: Convene and resume consideration of H.R.1, the legislative vehicle for the Emergency Supplemental Appropriations Bill."

/senate.gov
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (YjDyJ)


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Is that the same bill they've been haggling over?

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (Cfuy1)

245 I plan to start gathering smooth hand sized stones.

Tinder, kindling and firewood.

And clear grain alcohol.

Posted by: General Woundwort at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (RrD4h)

246
Another Swearengen quote:

"God rest the souls of that poor family....and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes."

Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (ZDsRL)

247 That's what they want you to believe.

Eaton Cox.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (KXm42)

248 If the barrel is anything like a refrigerator, it will withstand a thermonuclear detonation.

Plus, you can drop it from a plane and it will hit the soft, snow-covered mountainside, then glide gaily down the snow until it comes to the forest, where it will then gently roll into a rambling brook, whisking those inside to safety....

RE-WRITE!

Posted by: Steven Speilberg, back on the coke at December 20, 2012 02:29 PM (gCa4h)

249 Not to be the annoying "that guy" in every Mayan thread.


Here's a hint on how not to be the annoying "that guy" in every Mayan thread - don't say it. Bingo bango done!


Lighten up, sweetie, sit down and enjoy having some meaningless fun in this stupid, stupid, stupid world.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:29 PM (VtjlW)

250
Did you know that Lt. Uhura's brother was one of those Heaven's Gate whackos?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 02:29 PM (jWwDJ)

251 212 Now I just need to photocopy a bunch of zombie targets for her Christmas stocking.

Photos of Congressional members are widely available online.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (Lxw+T)

Why settle when you can have both?

http://tinyurl.com/clkf4p2

Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 02:29 PM (fWAjv)

252 Well after Obama was reelected I have been going about things like I normally do.

Oh, you mean the Mayan doomsday thing tomorrow.

Posted by: Mekan at December 20, 2012 02:30 PM (hm8tW)

253 I'm taking up smoking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 02:30 PM (QKKT0)

254 meanwhile here's a preview of next week

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXhD9UvtrZ4

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:31 PM (8sCoq)

255 Lighten up, sweetie, sit down and enjoy having some meaningless fun in this stupid, stupid, stupid world.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:29 PM (VtjlW)
^^^This. All work and no play, and all that.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:31 PM (cVfX0)

256 232 Not to be the annoying "that guy" in every Mayan thread. But the end of their calendar is just the end of a super cycle that involves many smaller cycles. Friday is just the beginning of a new cycle, not the end of the world.
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (q177U)

With a name like Eaton Cox, you can never be "that guy."

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (Su0W2)

257 You'll never get the hang of it in time, Cicero

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (TvZ/i)

258 Which bridge or tunnel were they thinking of taking that the other 12 million people don't know about?

The bluer the stronghold, the more the fleeing. Funny how that works.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (FcR7P)

259

Hehe, I have a similar library.

Just keep them off precarious shelves, or where something could fall on them.



Posted by: beach booze at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (LpQbZ)

260
210...Open arms? I mean, everybody LOVES New Yorkers!

Heh.
Yeah, and all those people out there in that area 'out of the city' are just waiting to take them in, and share everything they have with them!

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (K4wCe)

261 fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCK


Three fucking years without a Workers Comp claim. Three years! And now, this afternoon, fuck you very much. Oh, and look who it is. The same asshole that was involved in a lawsuit against us last year that cost us around $75k.



I hate that prick.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (da5Wo)

262 I'm going to finally visit that holistic massage parlor and see what this "happy ending" business is all about.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (doBIb)

263
There is no room inside a box......

- King's X

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb7Gw1xtzns

Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (UK9cE)

264 Squeezing breasts 'can stop cancer'

http://on-msn.com/UfVeN9

"Seriously officer! I was just saving her from cancer!"

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (XvHmy)

265 I'm going to spend the day legally changing my name to Lincoln Dinkins.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (TvZ/i)

266
A lot of weed.
And slapping random people.

Posted by: Katt Williams at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (RVjIg)

267 Not to be the annoying "that guy" in every Mayan thread.


Come on down to the software lab, there's something I want to show you.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (/kI1Q)

268

You read too much!

Posted by: beer goggles at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (LpQbZ)

269 Not to be the annoying "that guy" in every Mayan thread. But the end of
their calendar is just the end of a super cycle that involves many
smaller cycles. Friday is just the beginning of a new cycle, not the end
of the world.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (q177U)



Never take advice about the timekeeping practices of aboriginal pre-Columbian societies from a guy named Eaton Cox.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (QKKT0)

270
Left column, middle of the middle row, the dark green bottle ...

... Brut, circa 1966?

Evidently, someone is dead serious about survival.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (4Tk7I)

271

"here in Oregon"

- Gristle Encased Head


oh, Jeez, another oregonian?!?! We're lousy with my fellow citizens in here.

PDX, GEH?

Posted by: imp at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (UaxA0)

272 Come on down to the software lab, there's something I want to show you.




Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (/kI1Q)


How you doin?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (da5Wo)

273 244 Is that the same bill they've been haggling over?

Yes, it is the pork-laden Sandy bill.

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (YjDyJ)

274 ... Brut, circa 1966?

Isn't that the stink 13-year-old boys marinate in after gym class?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (/kI1Q)

275 I hate that prick.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (da5Wo)



I happen to know someone with a ravage of 'raptors who would be willing to loan them out.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (VtjlW)

276 again?

Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (O7Q1u)

277 Aw, fuck.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (/kI1Q)

278
since i live in hollywood my doomsday plan is simple.already own several guns no need to clutter the house with supplies,when doomsday arrives i'll just go door to door and demand what i need at gunpoint from all my anti-gun neighbors

Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (KpDjl)

279 Remember NIGHT OF THE COMET with those two girls and the guy who looks like the guy from CHIPS?

I found it on Line & burned a DVD with it

SO BAD !! IT'S GOOD

Posted by: Evilpens at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (ck76k)

280 Whoops!

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (YjDyJ)

281 Signs You Won't See Next Year:

"Will Trade Food For Rap Lessons"

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (FcR7P)

282
I happen to know someone with a ravage of 'raptors who would be willing to loan them out.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (VtjlW)


Too fast. Too clean.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (da5Wo)

283 I'm going to spend the day being a smug, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual douche to everyone I see.

So pretty much, same old, same old...

Posted by: Piers Morgan at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (gCa4h)

284 since i live in hollywood my doomsday plan is simple.already own several guns no need to clutter the house with supplies,when doomsday arrives i'll just go door to door and demand what i need at gunpoint from all my anti-gun neighbors


Heh....being unarmed means you're just stockpiling stuff for other people to take.

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (doBIb)

285
Tomorrow, if you feel the urge to put on a sweat suit & new nikes -- don't do it.

If someone offers you a pudding cup & vodka -- don't eat/drink it.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (jWwDJ)

286 I'm planning to stand on the street corner passing out cups of grape Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (3x3F6)

287 We're gonna need a bigger barrel...

Posted by: Ray Fosse at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (FcR7P)

288 Yeah, paradise is either New Jersey or Long Island. Or maybe Yonkers. Meh.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (YmPwQ)

289
283
I'm going to spend the day being a smug, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual douche to everyone I see.

So pretty much, same old, same old...


Posted by: Piers Morgan at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (gCa4h)


End of the world you say? Hmm.
*grabs roll of quarters*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:37 PM (da5Wo)

290
OK, I did not give this apocalypse deal much credence until I saw "Abornaments".
Even tho some, not all, are deserving, that's definately a LiB.

Posted by: Justamom at December 20, 2012 02:37 PM (Sptt8)

291 @238 Whoopie Goldberg

Will it be rape-rape though?

Of course it will be rape-rape. There's absolutely no better time for rape-rape than a Doomsday Apocalypse.


Posted by: Zombie Campbell at December 20, 2012 02:37 PM (HqpV0)

292 Three fucking years without a Workers Comp claim. Three years! And now, this afternoon, fuck you very much. Oh, and look who it is. The same asshole that was involved in a lawsuit against us last year that cost us around $75k.I hate that prick.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (da5Wo

What State? I've always said that the way to convert the takers is to have them work a claims desk for 6 months.

Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (m2CN7)

293 I have a buddy who's been talking about throwing an End Of The World party tomorrow.

Now, for most people 12/21/12 would simply be an excuse for a silly theme party. Thing is, he's something of a prepper (complete with his own deuce and a half), and I'm not completely convinced that he's not serious...

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (SY2Kh)

294 BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

I'm FREE!!! FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

That didn't take very long at all.

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (gCa4h)

295 Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (TvZ/i)



THERE YOU ARE!!!

What's the answer to your 'What is 23/30 referencing???

Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (fWAjv)

296 What State? I've always said that the way to convert the takers is to have them work a claims desk for 6 months.

Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (m2CN7)


Florida

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (da5Wo)

297

Part of the Mayan prophecy...sort of a warning sign...is how "beasts will rise up against their masters".

My dog is acting normally, in other words, sleeping most of the time.
And I haven't heard of any animals "rising up against their masters" out there.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (K4wCe)

298 Corvallis.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (+lsX1)

299 IT WASN'T ME!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (VtjlW)

300 And the best thing, the very best thing of all, is there's time now... there's all the time I need and all the time I want. Time, time, time. There's time enough at last.

That's not fair! That's not fair at all! There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed...

Posted by: moron holding a copy of Big'Uns and his broken glasses on the apocalypse at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (jPVBi)

301 BCochran, Happy Fun LLC can supply you with a barrel of hydrochloric acid alogn with acid resistant restraints. Operators standing by.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (J+mgg)

302 And I haven't heard of any animals "rising up against their masters" out there.

There was that monkey that went shopping at Ikea last week ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (JACEX)

303 Winter solstice tomorrow- shortest day of the year

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (8sCoq)

304 BCochran, Happy Fun LLC can supply you with a barrel of hydrochloric acid alogn with acid resistant restraints. Operators standing by.



That should be "the barrel" from now on!

Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:40 PM (doBIb)

305 Corvallis? You can't even smell the patchouli from Eugene from there!

Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 02:40 PM (O7Q1u)

306 IT WASN'T ME!

/nods

Posted by: Shaggy at December 20, 2012 02:40 PM (JACEX)

307 Monkey or Moochelle? Yeah I denounce myself.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:40 PM (J+mgg)

308 270
Left column, middle of the middle row, the dark green bottle ...

... Brut, circa 1966?

Evidently, someone is dead serious about survival.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (4Tk7I)


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I don't see any Maddog.

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (Cfuy1)

309
301
BCochran, Happy Fun LLC can supply you with a barrel of hydrochloric
acid alogn with acid resistant restraints. Operators standing by.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (J+mgg)


Enticing. But I'm thinking Death by Goat.

I tie him to a couple of posts in a room. Release a goat I haven't fed in about a week into the room. Then wait.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (da5Wo)

310 @300: Did you just see that episode last night on MeTV??

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

311 Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (+lsX1)

I used to date a ginger from Corvallis...

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (L8r/r)

312 Anna: Happy Fun, LLC sounds like the kind of company my teenage son would love. Any openings?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (cVfX0)

313 My dog is acting normally, in other words, sleeping most of the time. And I haven't heard of any animals "rising up against their masters" out there.

Dog normal, elder kitteh normal, junior kitteh....hmmmm...seems to be scheming.

Ah, nevermind...all normal. Was just planning her attack on elder kitteh.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (BrQrN)

314 Corvallis? You can't even smell the patchouli from Eugene from there!

It wafts in from the farmer's market on Saturdays.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (+lsX1)

315 4:12 am Friday morning in Denver

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (8sCoq)

316 @211.. I must admit, If things go really bad, I do have a couple of "soft" targets I would consider hitting. It's the main reason I keep firearms in three different locations. I think for the sake of our families nothing should be off the table. My biggest fear is having to put rounds into a person who is desperate to feed his loved ones.

Posted by: Jimilee at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (Vk3+v)

317 LOL

Q: where do you often (a couple of times a year at least) see the fraction 23/30ths?

Heather I am sure has already figured it out.

A: right next to the fraction 24/31sts, on your calendar!

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (TvZ/i)

318 Capt Whiteb read, I am merely a spokesperson for it. AlextheChick is not only a member, she is the president of it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (J+mgg)

319 I'm gonna be riding in a car to my sister's place near Raleigh.

My first thought is that a speeding car's not the safest place to be during the Apocalypse, but then I remembered it doesn't really matter where you are, does it?

Posted by: JDTAY at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (a0nis)

320 An Ottawa rock station is having an Apocalypse-Apalooza End of the World Party.

Jesus had the last supper... 106.9 THE BEAR is having the last party!

Preparations have begun, as we ready the “Diefenbunker” for 106.9 THE BEAR's Apocalypse-Apalooza “End of the world party”, Thursday December 20!


Checklist:

Beer? got it!...

Band? I Mother Earth!

People? Well, that depends if you can “Break into THE BEAR’s Bunker!”

Keep listening and be on the lookout for the “BEAR's Bunker” on the streets now! “Break into the Bunker” and be one of the 200 lucky souls we’ll save.

106.9 THE BEAR + I Mother Earth + The Diefenbunker = One HELLUVA Party!




http://www.diefenbunker.ca/en_index.shtml

Welcome to the Diefenbunker, Canada's Cold War Museum

Built to protect the government from nuclear attack, this once-secret underground bunker is now a museum and National Historic Site of Canada.



fun stuff

Posted by: beach shelter at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (LpQbZ)

321 I used to date a ginger from Corvallis...


Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (L8r/r)

I feel a limerick coming on...
There once was a girl from Corvallis...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (cVfX0)

322 BCochran, Happy Fun LLC can supply you with a barrel of hydrochloric
acid alogn with acid resistant restraints. Operators standing by.

My eyes! Zee goggles! Zey do nothink!

Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (jPVBi)

323 If this Mayan thing doesn't work out, I think if I walked barefoot through a graveyard I could trigger the Zombie Apocalypse.

Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (NIZHJ)

324 "Part of the Mayan prophecy...sort of a warning sign...is how "beasts will rise up against their masters". "

I'd settle for the EBT cards running dry. That should cause a Mayan level apocalypse any one think 47 million food stamp dependents will handle that problem peacefully?

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (HEa5q)

325 In the words of Steve Dallas, store copies of Hustler magazine. To remind us of the glory that was once American civilization.

But srlsly - I'll be at work. If the SHTF, there's a cute little blonde in the cubicle next to me who's going to be getting a very insistent knock at the squeakhole.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2012 02:44 PM (zF6Iw)

326 My plan: as there will not be any consequences for assaulting a minor, I plan to beat the living shit out of the neighbor kid with the 15" subwoofers in his piece of shit car. Then I'll move on to the scumbag neighbor who loves to rev his Harley at 2am.

I will then enjoy blessed silence until the end.

Posted by: weew at December 20, 2012 02:44 PM (LTCoi)

327 I'm going to make lasagna and huge hunks of garlic bread.

Then I'll get on World of Tanks and blow holes in the sides of tanks with huge guns. Online.

THen I will have chocolate ice cream.

See, I intend to die happy if we've missed a SMOD comin' in.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at December 20, 2012 02:44 PM (IOSGZ)

328 I was thinking of deflowering a virgin and then smoking opium poppies while becoming one with the universe but I'll probably just hang out on the ONT and go to bed early. Because I'm a boring middle-aged guy.

Posted by: joncelli at December 20, 2012 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

329 SMOD

When you absolutely positively have to kill everything on the planet

Accept no substitute

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (8sCoq)

330 OK, Anna. Got it.

So, Alex...uh, your majesty....

Posted by: Captain Whitebread is asking for the children (OK, just his) at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (cVfX0)

331 I hope that's a lending library! (Apologies, for I am sure someone else prolly already said that...)

And with a blogger name like rdbrewer, the photo is appropriate, no?

As for my library, there are numerous volumes in the tequila and triple sec areas...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (wtvvX)

332 My first thought is that a speeding car's not the safest place to be during the Apocalypse, but then I remembered it doesn't really matter where you are, does it?

IT DOES NOT.

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (BrQrN)

333 Are we sure the Senate and House are firm? I would think the Fed would be using the stock market to panic Boehner into capitulating, but there hasn't even been a blip today.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (FcR7P)

334 Piers Morgan. Like Howard Cosell, without the charm.

Posted by: K-Bob at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (VizQx)

335 SMOD never sleeps.
SMOD is equal opportunity.
SMOD kills everyone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (J+mgg)

336 In the words of Steve Dallas, store copies of Hustler magazine. To remind us of the glory that was once American civilization.

"The mistress is pooped, the Reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed" -- that rabbit dude from Bloom County #randommemorybit

Posted by: Captain Whitebread is asking for the children (OK, just his) at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (cVfX0)

337 The Senate hasn't been firm since Bob Dole left with the Viagra supply.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (O7Q1u)

338 To people complaining that the Mayan Calender doesn't say the world is going to end:
Bah Humbug, it's a Friday, and it's a little humorous. News Flash, Cinco de Mayo isn't an American Holiday (or that important) people go out for it still.

I'm going out tomorrow with the wife for wings and beer, because there just aren't that many overhyped "apocalypse" events anymore more. (And less that fall on Fridays.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (LzlrF)

339
you'd be amazed at how many people actually plan on being raiders without forethought regarding their "targets".


why tie yourself down to a fixed location spending all your time and resourcesdefending your supplies against other raiders.cut yourself lose and go with the shermans march to the sea approach

Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (KpDjl)

340 Sorry, that should be:

Piers Morgan. Like Howard Cosell, without the charm, and after the lobotomy.

Posted by: K-Bob at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (VizQx)

341 Well the weather where I live is living up to end of the world.

Storm front rolled in about 6am and the winds caused the whole house to shake. The wind gusts have not stopped since.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (J+mgg)

342 Will it be rape-rape though?


Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (5iuEW)


----
Not even if your the last one on the planet sweetums.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (nELVU)

343 I am putting on a LBD cut down to there and up to there and going out on the down with my girlfriends. If it is the end of the world, I want to be a dancin and a prancin' as the song goes.

http://www.salestron.com/Gentrys/Keep%20On%20Dancing/oldies-songs-1002.html

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (kXoT0)

344 Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (K4wCe)

Well.... in most cultures Slaves are not people, but Beasts.... so... maybe the Tax Slaves Rise up?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (lZBBB)

345 About 2 hours ago I saw an eagle flying along the road above me for about 30 seconds.

I'll take that as a good sign.



.....unless he was gettin' out of town.....

Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (aZ6ew)

346 Was that Bob Dole or Bob Packwood who left with the Viagra?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (J+mgg)

347 Is the TOWERING INFERNO ORCHESTRA, Great White's new band name?

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (4S7hN)

348 Piers Morgan. Like Howard Cosell, without the charm, and after the lobotomy. Posted by: K-Bob at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (VizQx)

And the snot-fest lispy British accent!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (kXoT0)

349 SMOD never sleeps.
SMOD is equal opportunity.
SMOD kills everyone.


Less talk, more punching a hole thru the Earth's mantle, please.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (FcR7P)

350 There once was a girl from Corvallis...
Who wanted to live in a palace.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (4WhSY)

351 Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (KpDjl)

Raiding in a post-apocalyptic world is like socialism is in this one. What happens when you've raided everything and killed off the producers?

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (L8r/r)

352 About 2 hours ago I saw an eagle flying along the road above me for about 30 seconds.

I'll take that as a good sign.


Unless you're a small child.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:50 PM (FcR7P)

353 Raiding in a post-apocalyptic world is like socialism is in this one. What happens when you've raided everything and killed off the producers?

You win.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 20, 2012 02:50 PM (BrQrN)

354 Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (TvZ/i)


THANK YOU!!!

Now I can get back to wo...eh, nah.

Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 02:50 PM (fWAjv)

355 "And the three men I admired most,
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
Caught the last train to the coast,
The day the music died."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:50 PM (J+mgg)

356 Was that Bob Dole or Bob Packwood who left with the Viagra?

The distilled essence of Bob Packwood is what they use to make Viagra.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (+lsX1)

357 Who wanted to live in a palace.
With rooms spacious and wide
and bedrooms built to ride
because she wanted to bang us.

Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (jPVBi)

358 by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (lZBBB)

Damn, now I have the Rolling Stones stuck in my head.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (L8r/r)

359
There are two camps....Doomsayers and Bloomsayers.

The Bloomsayers think that this Galactic Alignment that is happening, will usher in a new age.

One of the theories is that we will gradually begin to be able to use more of our brains, and develop new 'powers'.
I like this theory.

This Galactic Alignment happens every 26,000 years.
People who were around for the last one didn't leave records of what happened the last time.
At least...not any records that we've found yet.

But anyway, the theory is...that ancient people who were around 26,000 years ago,used to be able to use a lot more of their brains.
But as time went by, they lost these abilities.

Having watched what has happened in this country in just the last 3 decades...it's easy to see how this could happen.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (K4wCe)

360 Well, it wasn't me

Posted by: gas face at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (3ZtZW)

361 Off Teutonic sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (jPVBi)

362 Do you use the Dewer's Decimal system rdbrewer?

(Apologies if its already been used)

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (UU0OF)

363 There once was a girl from Corvallis...
who sure knew her way 'round a phallus
I said to her "gee.
you're familiar to me"
She said "Yeah, I did Debbie Does Dallas"

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (8sCoq)

364
357 Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (jPVBi)

Just me and my pigmy pony
Over by the dental floss bush.

Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (ZDsRL)

365 I plan to annex the local library with a "Born to Lose" tattoo on my chest.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (/ZZCn)

366 This Galactic Alignment happens every 26,000 years.
People who were around for the last one didn't leave records of what happened the last time.


So what were they using their super-power brains FOR? (I already regret asking.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (/kI1Q)

367 I was thinking of deflowering a virgin and then smoking opium poppies
while becoming one with the universe but I'll probably just hang out on
the ONT and go to bed early. Because I'm a boring middle-aged guy.


But according to the movies the "you don't want to die a virgin, do you?" line always works. At least until her cockblocking brother or father interrupts.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (SY2Kh)

368 343
I am putting on a LBD cut down to there and up to there and going out on
the down with my girlfriends.
If it is the end of the world, I want to
be a dancin and a prancin' as the song goes.






Well now...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (da5Wo)

369 Once I get extra brain powers, I'll use them for porn. Hey, that's all we've done with the internet so far, and it's the greatest innovation of the last 100 years.

Posted by: JDTAY at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (a0nis)

370 If any Mods have Access to the Ace of Spades email account.... I just sent a VERY appropriate picture for this thread....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (lZBBB)

371 Yet those "ancients", who were able to use more of their brains, couldn't leave us a "heads up"? Uh-huh.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (GFM2b)

372


Told ya'.

Posted by: ManBearPig at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (LpQbZ)

373 Build alcohol still
Barter
Profit!

Posted by: Whatev at December 20, 2012 02:55 PM (2t6Gz)

374 I knew I could count on the morons to finish the limerick.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:55 PM (cVfX0)

375 I used to date a ginger from Corvallis...

Was he that fat dude that always wore those lycra biking shorts? Sorry it didn't work out for you guys.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (+lsX1)

376 But anyway, the theory is...that ancient people who were around 26,000
years ago,used to be able to use a lot more of their brains.


While gathering edible bark and scrounging for firewood?

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (JACEX)

377 Packing for Israel

Posted by: thunderb at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (+OqcZ)

378 Happy Fun, LLC sounds like the kind of company my teenage son would love. Any openings?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (cVfX0)



Happy Fun, LLC is always in the market for well qualified, highly motivated workers. The first step of our application process involves finding your way to the Isle of Despair. Once there, the komodo dragons will mark the way to the Lagoon of Legends. Defeat what you find there and you will be well on your way to your first interview.

Happy Fun, LLC is an equal opportunity employer who provides a broad range of benefits, including retirement, medical, dental, vision and shares in our bunker project.


Happy Fun, LLC - Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (VtjlW)

379 Posted by: Captain Whitebread is asking for the children (OK, just his) at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (cVfX0)

I wondered if anybody else would catch the Bloom County reference. The rabbit's name was Hodge-Podge, BTW.

OK, gang, I've got to go. See you all on the morning headline thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (zF6Iw)

380 Mmmm, bark.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (/kI1Q)

381 Inadequate supply of Shiner Bock

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (Eq2MX)

382
366...So what were they using their super-power brains FOR? (I already regret asking.)

The theories are...telekinesis, telepathy, regeneration.
You know, like being able to heal yourself or others.
Stuff like that.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (K4wCe)

383 >OK, gang, I've got to go. See you all on the morning headline thread.


That's what YOU think

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (8sCoq)

384 Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (8sCoq)

Oh, so you know her? LOL.

We were in Home Depot once, on adjoining aisles. Some guy walks up to her and in a rather loud voice used the Never-Fail Pickup Line, "So, does the carpet match the drapes?" People's jaws just dropped, including mine. She just smiled sweetly at him and in the same volume replied, "There is no carpet. My boyfriend installed hard wood", and strolled away with about 12 people standing there laughing at the clown.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (L8r/r)

385 if Cthulhu shows up and wrecks the west coast it's going to be the best apocalypse ever!

Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (HEa5q)

386 Bark stew or bark soup?

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (GFM2b)

387 Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (8sCoq)

Bravo, sir! *golf clap* Bravo!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (4WhSY)

388 So what were they using their super-power brains FOR? (I already regret asking.)


Creating virtual reality versions of their Uptons and Hendricks. Let's just say that I have a feeling they didn't really notice when the gamma ray thingy blew them all to shreds.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (VtjlW)

389 The theories are...telekinesis, telepathy, regeneration. You know, like being able to heal yourself or others. Stuff like that.

I was hoping for something more practical. Like x-ray vision.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (QKKT0)

390 Did CNN think that they were NOT going to get trolled when asking for pictures of peoples guns?

http://tinyurl.com/cbdxewh


Photo of the DeathStar

So, I've had this for a while now. I mainly use it for ruling the univerise, keeping rebels at bay, blowing up planets, you know, the usual stuff. Maintaining it is a pain though. Requires tons cleaning. Need thousands of people of manpower to operate.

I don't think it falls under the assault rifle ban, but I believe a number of inter galactic senators and leaders have signed a petition against it. Their planets don't exist anymore(cough, cough) so I guess the petition is dead.

Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (fWAjv)

391 You know, like being able to heal yourself

meh

Posted by: some physician at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (JACEX)

392
371Yet those "ancients", who were able to use more of their brains, couldn't leave us a "heads up"? Uh-huh.

Maybe they did...and we just haven't found it yet.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (K4wCe)

393
Bark stew or bark soup?

Bark stew only for holiday!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (QKKT0)

394


Mmmm, Godiva Bark

http://www.godiva.com/chefs-picks/Chocolate-Barks,default,sc.html

Posted by: heaven at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (LpQbZ)

395 S/B out on the town, not down, but you get the idea...party like it is the end of the world.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 20, 2012 03:01 PM (kXoT0)

396 Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (+lsX1)

Most assuredly not. She was definitely a she, and a very attractive one, at that.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 03:01 PM (L8r/r)

397 >Bravo, sir! *golf clap* Bravo!


Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (4WhSY)

Stop, you're embarrassing me!

Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2012 03:01 PM (8sCoq)

398 Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (fWAjv)

But do you haf the Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range...

Posted by: Terminator at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (lZBBB)

399 Sol Invictus

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (QupBk)

400 While gathering edible bark and scrounging for firewood?
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (JACEX)


----------------------------------------------


....and being trampled by furry mammoths?

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (3FPf0)

401 Only what you see here pal.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (KXm42)

402 Akhenaten

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (QKKT0)

403 Stop, you're embarrassing me!
Posted by: SMOD


You do seem to be turning red.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (BrQrN)

404 or being snacked upon by a hungry Smilodon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (J+mgg)

405 If I could go back in time and visit the Mayan people, the first thing I would notice would be that they are pretty much morons.

Posted by: Whatev at December 20, 2012 03:04 PM (2t6Gz)

406 Stop, you're embarrassing me!

Is that you talking, or one of your socks?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 03:04 PM (4WhSY)

407 Whatev, first hint about visiting the Mayans.

Don't volunteer to be on the visiting team when they play in the ball court.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (J+mgg)

408 The Aten, I mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (QKKT0)

409 Most assuredly not. She was definitely a she, and a very attractive one, at that.

I don't know. I've lived here a long time - pretty sure it was that chubby guy. To your credit though, he does have a nice rack.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (+lsX1)

410 There are two camps....Doomsayers and Bloomsayers.

The Bloomsayers think that this Galactic Alignment that is happening, will usher in a new age.

One of the theories is that we will gradually begin to be able to use more of our brains, and develop new 'powers'.
I like this theory.

This Galactic Alignment happens every 26,000 years.
People who were around for the last one didn't leave records of what happened the last time.
At least...not any records that we've found yet.

But anyway, the theory is...that ancient people who were around 26,000 years ago,used to be able to use a lot more of their brains.
But as time went by, they lost these abilities.

Having watched what has happened in this country in just the last 3 decades...it's easy to see how this could happen.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (K4wCe)


Yup

Proof on the decline of mankind:
http://bit.ly/UfZiNl

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (XvHmy)

411 Soon there will only be ZUUL and SMOD.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (J+mgg)

412 >>At least...not any records that we've found yet.

But anyway, the
theory is...that ancient people who were around 26,000 years ago,used
to be able to use a lot more of their brains.
But as time went by, they lost these abilities.




They left one scratched copy of The Grateful Dead's U.S. Blues.

.......lazy buncha potheads

Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (aZ6ew)

413 But do you haf the Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range...
Posted by: Terminator at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (lZBBB)

Hey, just what you see pal.

Lot of Nerf guns as well.

Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (fWAjv)

414 or being snacked upon by a hungry Smilodon


If those 'geniuses' had invented soap, they wouldn't have been so easy to find.

Posted by: Smiley at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (z9HTb)

415 or being snacked upon by a hungry Smilodon.

Or a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Posted by: The Creation Museum at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (QKKT0)

416 As questions swirl around the prospective nomination of Chuck Hagel as President Barack Obama’s next defense secretary, the White House has begun mounting an effort to defend the former Nebraska Senator.

As part of that campaign, Zbigniew Brzezinski appeared on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” early Thursday to push back against charges that Hagel is a poor choice for the job.

Brzezinski told the MSNBC anchor team, which includes his daughter Mika, that Hagel’s “critics, they would like to plunge the U.S. into some new wars, promptly, and not always for U.S. national interest.”

Brzezinski was presumably referring to Hagel’s Jewish critics and their allegiance to some unnamed foreign power.

Brzezinski is an odd choice to defend Hagel against the charge that he has a “Jewish problem,” in the words of Wall Street Journal columnist Bret Stephens, or that he is anti-Israel.

Brzezinski argued in 2009 that the Obama administration should go beyond merely discouraging an Israeli strike on Iran and actually fire on Israeli aircraft should they attempt to cross Iraqi airspace on their way to Iran.

Brzezinski called this scenario a “reverse Liberty,” in reference to the Israeli attack on the USS Liberty, which was mistaken for an Egyptian frigate, during the Six Day War in 1967.

Brzezinski may have reason to believe that Hagel would argue for such action as a member of Obama’s national security team.


Speaking of doomsday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 03:07 PM (79ueO)

417 What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Ravage of 'raptors at December 20, 2012 03:07 PM (VtjlW)

418 Storm front rolled in about 6am and the winds caused the whole house to shake.

Mobile got pre-dawn tornadoes.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 03:07 PM (QupBk)

419 If I could go back in time and visit the Mayan people, the first thing I would notice would be that they are pretty much morons.

That's what the last time traveler said. Something about not having "metal", whatever that is.

I remember it well, it was about 6 seconds before his neck got an intimate demonstration of our obsidian axes.

Posted by: The Mayans at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (SY2Kh)

420 OT: Winner of the internet. (SFW)

You're welcome.

https://www. youtube. com/watch?feature=player_embeddedv=AID07xdiiEU

Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (X/+QT)

421 Toby, geez that ist nicht gut mein komerad.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (J+mgg)

422 forgetting to change sox has let me down again

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (8sCoq)

423 hat ist nicht gut mein komerad.

No fatalities was the report at noon, but the Mercedes dealership got smooshed.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 03:09 PM (QupBk)

424 We've got provisions, and lots of beer.

The keyword is survival on the new frontier

Posted by: Vault 101 radio at December 20, 2012 03:09 PM (nLGe+)

425 ESPN has suspended commentator Rob Parker for 30 days for comments he made about Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III during a Dec. 13 episode of "First Take".


Parker
The suspension comes one day after Parker issued an apology on his Twitter account. On the show, he was discussing Griffin's answer to a question about his role as an African-American quarterback and questioned Griffin's "blackness," citing that the player has a white fiancee and is rumored to be Republican as among his reasons.

Only 30 days? Hum, let's remember that the next time someone offends the liberals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (79ueO)

426 Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (X/+QT)


linky no work

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (8sCoq)

427 Smooshed Mercedes dealership. I sense a buying opportunity for Mercedes parts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (J+mgg)

428 Toby, I guess if I was really drunk we could try to fit some E-series headlights into a Karmann Ghia.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:11 PM (J+mgg)

429 I was wondering if the Mercedes guys were happy to get the insurance money. They seemed pretty cheerful on NewsCenter5.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 03:11 PM (QupBk)

430 My survival plans are really, really simple.

Being a complete and utter dick. It will be all about me, me, me.

Or, in otherwords, I plan to act like your average Obama voter.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 20, 2012 03:12 PM (OWjjx)

431 No fatalities was the report at noon, but the Mercedes dealership got smooshed.

The Mayans predicted that when the End comes, the chariots of the wealthy will be the first to go.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 03:12 PM (QKKT0)

432 Mobile got pre-dawn tornadoes.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 03:07 PM (QupBk)


-------------------------------------------------


We'resupposed to get snow in OK for Christmas. (I'll have to see that shit before I believe it, though.)

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:13 PM (3FPf0)

433
But anyway, the theory is...that ancient people who were around 26,000 years ago,used to be able to use a lot more of their brains.
But as time went by, they lost these abilities.

Having watched what has happened in this country in just the last 3 decades...it's easy to see how this could happen.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (K4wCe)



Yup

Proof on the decline of mankind:
http://bit.ly/UfZiNl
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (XvHmy)

----------

Nice blog post, Hat.

Wouldn't it be cool, if people suddenly started getting smarter...and were able to see through the bullshit propagandathat is being dished out by Barky and the Dems?

I would like to be around to see that.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 03:13 PM (K4wCe)

434 Maybe he is looking forward to opening a Fisker Karma dealership right there next to USS Alabama. Salt air, batteries....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (J+mgg)

435 426
Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (X/+QT)


linky no work


Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (8sCoq)

Take out the little spacies.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (X/+QT)

436 Don't be ridiculous. It's already December 21st here in New Zealand and there's no Mayan end of the world in ....MY GOD IT'S BRIGHTER THAN TEN THOUSAND SUNS ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (V7mkK)

437
I would like to be around to see that.

Even if the world doesn't end tomorrow, you'll never be able to live that long.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (O7Q1u)

438 I keep hearing this SMOD thing.

Stab My Own Dick?
Sucking?

Sweet Meteor of Damnation?

Posted by: ElKomandante at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (uMRKp)

439 Soon there will only be ZUUL and SMOD.
Posted by: Anna Puma


You know, I can't help but feel a little left out here.

Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (FaqTv)

440
We'resupposed to get snow in OK for Christmas. (I'll have to see that shit before I believe it, though.)

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:13 PM (3FPf0)

-----------

Any moisture right now would be a blessing...even if it were frozen.
Those slammin' winds last night were brutal.

Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (K4wCe)

441 Ever notice that when people say "it's time for a national conversation" they really just want you to sit there silently while they lecture you?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (XDC0v)

442 General Zod you don't count, being stuck in the Phantom Zone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (J+mgg)

443 Your library looks like Goering's wine cellar in Band of Brothers, but without the stolen art works which just get in the way.

Posted by: EBL at December 20, 2012 03:17 PM (4kTo2)

444 8,000 People a Day Joining NRA

http://bit.ly/R7sDJt

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:17 PM (8sCoq)

445 I keep hearing this SMOD thing.Stab My Own Dick?Sucking?Sweet Meteor of Damnation?
Posted by: ElKomandante at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (uMRKp)


-----------------------------------------------


You're new here, aren't you?

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (3FPf0)

446 My library

Damn, I'm jealous. A bunch of years ago I built a wine cellar capable of holding a couple hundred bottles of wine. Brick arches, stucco walls, ceramic tile floor; a thing of beauty.

But I suck at stocking the thing. I put a couple bottles in, then make a withdrawal, then a bottle in, then suddenly need a wine for a recipe. So it's pretty much empty. Actually, it is empty.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (feFL6)

447 >
Ever notice that when people say "it's time for a national conversation"
they really just want you to sit there silently while they lecture you?

Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (XDC0v)


I think they mean 'show trials'

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (8sCoq)

448 My survival plans are really, really simple.

Being a complete and utter dick. It will be all about me, me, me.

Or, in otherwords, I plan to act like your average Obama voter.


Me too. I'm going to blast that stupid REM "End of the World As We Know It" song out the window, just so all my neighbors will have to meet their end with it stuck in their heads.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (SY2Kh)

449 General Zod you don't count, being stuck in the Phantom Zone.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I'm not stuck. It's just very comfortable here.

Besides we have satellite TV. The reception is quite good.

Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (FaqTv)

450 Any moisture right now would be a blessing...even if it were frozen. Those slammin' winds last night were brutal.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (K4wCe)


--------------------------------------------------


Don't get me wrong. I'd love to see a couple offeet of snow fall here, even on Christmas. But, you know......droughts feed on themselves.

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (3FPf0)

451 >I keep hearing this SMOD thing.Stab My Own Dick?Sucking?Sweet Meteor of Damnation?


SMODS-R-Us is the largest supplier of doomsday products on the East Coast!

See our Yellow Pages ad!

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (8sCoq)

452
Have any of our brighter congressional members gone on the floor to talk about Doomsday?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (jWwDJ)

453 SMODS-R-US, follow us on Facebook and Twitter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (J+mgg)

454
I do nothing until I get a confirmation email from SMOD.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (69Mdf)

455 It's starting!

Communist Chinese Police Battle Doomsday Cult, 1,000 Arrested

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:23 PM (8sCoq)

456 Well time doth fleeth. So alas I must depart. Such sweet sorrow is departing. But tis nothing compared to the sorrow the smiting of SMOD shall inflict.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:23 PM (J+mgg)

457 "God rest the souls of that poor family....and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (ZDsRL)

Deadwood was the BEST. I was sad when they canceled. Anybody else notice the guy who played Swearengen was one of the dwarves in the latest Snow White movie? Several of the seven dwarves were played by full size actors.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (kXoT0)

458 I hate to be a spoilsport, but it's already Friday the 21st in parts of the planet.

Mayans 0, Humanity 1

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (feFL6)

459 I keep hearing this SMOD thing.Stab My Own Dick?Sucking?Sweet Meteor of Damnation?

Posted by: ElKomandante at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (uMRKp)


Close. Sweet Meteor Of Death

http://minx.cc/?post=326272

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (SY2Kh)

460 Have any of our brighter congressional members gone on the floor to talk about Doomsday?
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (jWwDJ)


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The last thing on the congressional agenda before they recess is a "Doomsday" interpretive dance by Sheila Jackson Lee and Babs Boxer.

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3FPf0)

461 >SMODS-R-US, follow us on Facebook and Twitter.


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Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (8sCoq)

462 I hate to be a spoilsport, but it's already Friday the 21st in parts of the planet.



Mayans 0, Humanity 1


Right. You never heard of Mayan Standard Time?

Posted by: The Mayans at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (QKKT0)

463 Are there franchise oppurtunuties with SMODS-R-US?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (4WhSY)

464 I hate to be a spoilsport, but it's already Friday the 21st in parts of the planet.



Mayans 0, Humanity 1


Doesn't count. They Mayans were in Central Time Zone.

Besides, would anyone other than Peter Jackson (and millions of hapless sheep) really notice if New Zealand was destroyed?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (SY2Kh)

465 Are there franchise oppurtunuties with SMODS-R-US?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (4WhSY)


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For the next 9 1/2 hours there are.

Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:29 PM (3FPf0)

466 Have any of our brighter congressional members gone on the floor to talk about Doomsday?
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (jWwDJ)

Laugh while you can buddy. If the Mayans were wrong, then surely with all the people leaving California it's only a matter of time before we capsize.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 20, 2012 03:30 PM (fWAjv)

467
The wife and I will be having a grand old time...

...yeah, that kind of grand old time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 20, 2012 03:31 PM (sr7ZF)

468 458
I hate to be a spoilsport, but it's already Friday the 21st in parts of the planet.



Mayans 0, Humanity 1

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat

I'm not quite miserable enough to root for the Mayans, today. So, yay, us, and let's do better.

To quote Jack Vance: "On the other hand - and this is the good news - it's not getting any worse."

Posted by: Dianna at December 20, 2012 03:33 PM (mKMj1)

469 My survival plans are really, really simple. Being a complete and utter dick. It will be all about me, me, me.
Or, in otherwords, I plan to act like your average Obama voter.
i guess it depends on where you live,i live in one of the largest metropolitan areas of the country where under the best of conditions itis still populated mainly by people with the free shit mentality.so the wife and i hold no illusions on how long we can hunker down and hold out no matter how well armed.being muraders is probably the best chance at survivial

Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 03:33 PM (KpDjl)

470
Why are we even giving a damn about an "end" to a calendar of a culture that couldn't cut it well enough to experience the "end" themselves?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 20, 2012 03:37 PM (sr7ZF)

471 In the end, there will be only kratos.

Posted by: chaos at December 20, 2012 03:39 PM (QupBk)

472 Celebrating 9 years of mari-coital bliss with Mrs Meanie!!!

And my in-laws are arriving for Christmas tomorrow, so...

Apocalypse...In-laws

Today I get to write up a proposal for dealing with an active shooter in the plant. Basically, I'll say: "We're in Kansas -- everyone and their mums is packin' round here."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 20, 2012 03:40 PM (Ec6wH)

473 Anybody else notice the guy who played Swearengen was one of the dwarves in the latest Snow White movie?

He was also Blackbeard in that last PotC, I think.

Posted by: chaos at December 20, 2012 03:41 PM (QupBk)

474 New Zealand's on my short list of destinations to evacuate to when the CHUDS overrun DC.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 20, 2012 03:44 PM (Ec6wH)

475 Why are we even giving a damn about an "end" to a
calendar of a culture that couldn't cut it well enough to experience the
"end" themselves?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 20, 2012 03:37 PM (sr7ZF)

dude Mayans are still around, you do know that right?

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at December 20, 2012 03:48 PM (xAtAj)

476 being muraders is probably the best chance at survivial
Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 03:33 PM (KpDjl)

Depends on who you're marauding, I suppose. From a self-preservation point-of-view, I think friendly cooperation and attempts at civilized behavior would be the better long-term survival strategy, as opposed to murdering and robbing strangers. Moral considerations aside, the more one initiates and engages in acts of violence, the greater one's odds of dying violently. Bandits and other scumbags aren't known for their longevity.

Posted by: troyriser at December 20, 2012 03:50 PM (vtiE6)

477 Mayans as a people are still around. In fact, my BFF has Mayan heritage.

As a culture? Not so much.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 03:59 PM (O7Q1u)

478
@476
in a city of 6 millon people i'll take my chances on fighting my way out of the city while gathering supplies and hunker down out in the mojave desert until we see how things shake out.they'll riot in this city if they lose internet service for a few days

Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 04:00 PM (KpDjl)

479 I'm going to spend doomsday at the Marriott Cleveland airport hotel.

Posted by: Hawker Flyer at December 20, 2012 04:01 PM (I+4bT)

480 I want to be in you book club.

Posted by: sTevo at December 20, 2012 04:01 PM (sYewh)

481 One just raked my lawn.

Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2012 04:01 PM (a9Izx)

482 still remember the sight of reginald denny being pulled out of his truck and having his head smashed by a rioting crowd because they didn't like a jury verdict

Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 04:04 PM (KpDjl)

483 Mmmm...Scotch.

Posted by: OxyCon at December 20, 2012 04:06 PM (U7XyJ)

484
I plan on being right here. Because, Breitbart said this site has the best and funniestcommenters of any site and he was correct!!!!!!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at December 20, 2012 04:12 PM (WX65W)

485 Restack the Beanie Weenie cupboard. Count the bullets. Drink.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2012 04:13 PM (wAQA5)

486 I'm going retro - think "Hobo with a Shotgun"

Posted by: Chicago Voter at December 20, 2012 04:39 PM (qZb8X)

487 I'm gonna tear those fucking tags off my pillows and mattress.....gawd it's good to be a gangster

Posted by: Mr. Know it All at December 20, 2012 04:40 PM (uJK1E)

488 Breakfast with the wife. Watching Its Always Sunny. Probably drinking.

Posted by: CAC at December 20, 2012 04:48 PM (x5Aob)

489 My big brother's a master tool die maker, with a lot of electrical experience who's also a hunter andexcellent cook. Nothing he can't figure out mechanically. He can also make beer. I'm going to his house for the Apocalypse. As he said, "With my skills, in a post-Apocalypse world I'm gonna be a god." Figure he'll keep me safe.

Posted by: Biblio at December 20, 2012 05:03 PM (7o8VY)

490 I'll replay the discovery channel programs where the progs rationalize how the pure Mayan culture was destroyed by the evil conquistadors who didn't understand the nuances of sacrificial killings of theirchildren and eating the beating hearts of their enemies. Kind of like PP of today, metaphorically speaking of course.

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 20, 2012 05:13 PM (x+7qA)

491 Not taking any chances, Steak for dinner and some really good booze.

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at December 20, 2012 05:50 PM (L4CWX)

492 I'll be desperately trying to raise Joel the robots on the Satellite of Love to swing by and take the family aboard. Watching cheesy movies is a better fate than being a zombi appetizer.

Posted by: Tralfaz at December 20, 2012 06:54 PM (IJkXq)

493 Spiritual reading, I see.

Posted by: Linda R. at December 20, 2012 07:42 PM (VPma9)

494 My Marine Corps surplus diesel generator package is still ready to go. When that Y2K thing eventually hits; I WILL be ready.

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at December 20, 2012 08:41 PM (p4U6S)

495 I'll be at work on third shift. I just briefed my men that we would take 10 at midnight on the 21'st and step outside to see if anything happens. When it nothing does we will go for breakfast and beer at 0700 Sat. morning.

Posted by: Billmil at December 20, 2012 11:27 PM (jyzMD)

496 rdbrewer, you've finally given me an idea of what to do with my library. Thank you, Merry Christmas.

Posted by: theCork at December 21, 2012 01:32 AM (V4S58)






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