What Are Your Doomsday Plans?
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Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:40 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Ado Annie at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (E16uG)
Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Sanmon at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (1nhKa)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: katzemeow at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (W6yTn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (GsoHv)
Gives you a kind of warm holiday feeling, doesn't it?
Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Reno_Dave at December 20, 2012 01:42 PM (OL4L4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: Wall_E at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (48wze)
tell me what will happen now.
And what would be the next step for Republicans ?
Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (nqBYe)
I plan on bartering my gold and, er, other things to the group of engineers who have built whatever to have electricity again. That's my survival tip for the apocalypse, be sure to hook up with the caffeine addicted engineers. You will have something that makes coffee up and running in, what, four or five minutes?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (8sCoq)
meth, glances around room at dead, naked hookers and dozens of empty
liquor bottles, barely notices small fire burning in corner of room,
behind two strippers slowly grinding against each other, all paid for by
cashed out IRA and college funds….*
whut? doomsday? whut?
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 01:44 PM (8sCoq)
Well if Doomsday is on my wife's time, is may be a tad late. Is Doomsday a she?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (GsoHv)
I took one look at the leftmost row, bottom shelf and thought "shit I'm out of Tuscan Lemonade".
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:45 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (DrC22)
What about the zombies? Are you planning on getting them stinking drunk & stomping on their heads?
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (jWwDJ)
Remember, with all this talk of doomsday and economic collapse, that we're the United Fuckin States of America.
The investment we've made in the military is the ultimate defense of our way of life. When the world is starving, we will have food. When the world doesn't have fuel, we'll still be warm and mobile.
When you have the ability to make the rules, our country can "buy" goods from every other country and pay with our currency regardless of how worthless it is. If the other countries want something in exchange for their dollars, they need to come here and buy whatever the fuck it is that we're selling.
As Mel Brooks said in a movie, "It's good to be King". When you have the power, you're king.
Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (uiI1p)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2012 01:46 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: wpt at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (+hPIb)
Now? Grab popcorn, get comfortable, and wait for the Burn. Unless you have an extra 137 trillion dollars lying around. (Deficit + underfunded liabilities)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (jWwDJ)
tell me what will happen now.
In a word? BOHICA.
There's nothing the GOP can do if the Senate won't vote on a bill.
If the MSM were honest, they'd lay the impending sequestration squarely at the feet of Reid and Obama.
Needless to say, they won't.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (Dll6b)
If it is a long horizon Doomsday, I'll probably extend the pillage, but if we're talking short horizon, it's going to be mostly rape.
Posted by: Zombie Campbell at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (HqpV0)
Um, drinking Coors Light and masturbating furiosly?
Posted by: Jaws at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (4I3Uo)
otherwise the day after doomsday i'm taking kids to the park g-d willing if the weather is fine and then for pizza at one of those cheesy pizza places with the games and singing humongous mice? or whatever they are .
Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: WTP at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (+hPIb)
caffeine addicted engineers. You will have something that makes coffee
up and running in, what, four or five minutes?
How fast can you build a fire? French press.
Because the Mayans were right about everything else?
Wait, so you're saying the sun will rise on Saturday even if I don't sacrifice my enemies on this pyramid I build in the software lab?
Shit. Don't tell HR.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (/kI1Q)
Remember, with all this talk of doomsday and economic collapse, that we're the United Fuckin States of America.
I agree!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (ndlFj)
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (Dll6b)
A very small part
Posted by: Screaming Eagle at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (79ueO)
Or, as the New Yorker slut whores put it, "going out with a bang."
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (8sCoq)
Stars falling from the sky are a sure sign of the apocalypse.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (C3KwS)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (gCa4h)
Wonder if anybody is gonna be pissed at me because that's my excuse for not buying them anything?
Posted by: uterus cannon at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (3ZtZW)
Mel Brooks also said, "Wait for the shake."
He wasn't talking chocolate or strawberry.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 20, 2012 01:49 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (O7Q1u)
Define "we".
Posted by: Obama Constituents at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (FcR7P)
nothing like a hot cuppa joe while you survey the devastation
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Shingle at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (BTwYJ)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (/kI1Q)
_____
Won't work. They've got cameras in the bathrooms.
Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:50 PM (DrC22)
Now? Grab popcorn, get comfortable, and wait for the Burn. Unless
you have an extra 137 trillion dollars lying around. (Deficit +
underfunded liabilities)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (GFM2b
i wish you had instead said, O there will be a nice kicking the can to staunch the moment until a few decades from now.
Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (SUKHu)
They were right about if they cut your chest open, they could yank your still beating heart out.
I read recently, that the initial cut was in the belly area, avoiding the ribcage. They just reached in and up and felt around (that would have felt weird!) than yanked. Presto! Beating heart! Sunrises.
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (jWwDJ)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (52dU3)
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (DGIjM)
Shit. Don't tell HR.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 01:48 PM (/kI1Q)
For something this important, it's best not to take chances.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the Magic the Gathering store in town to collect some hearts.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (gCa4h)
He also said, "Pawn jumps queen. Knight jumps queen.....
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: NCKate at December 20, 2012 01:52 PM (4zFn7)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (8sCoq)
http://tinyurl.com/cmbcozw
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (81UWZ)
http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm
One second you here and the next second someone's wiener dog is nibblin on your pancreas.
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (J+mgg)
52When the world is starving, we will have food. When the world doesn't have fuel, we'll still be warm and mobile.
Define "we".
"We", in this context, would be the armed citizenry that whoever is in power would like to keep placated by making sure they are fed, warm and happy.
Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (ZDsRL)
WTP wouldn't stand for Wicked T. Pinto, would it?
That post wasn't half a page long and filled with a barely on point anecdote that beggars belief, so I'm guessing: . . . No.
Posted by: imp at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (UaxA0)
While all the other executioners are snickering at the newbie who thinks it feels weird.
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (FcR7P)
Hellz yes they were! You guys were all concerned about the Global Warmening crap and just never gave any thought to how hungry I've been. Now I'm just gonna take whatever I want.
Posted by: uterus cannon at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:43 PM (VtjlW)
+++++++
And their Erector sets?
Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 20, 2012 01:51 PM (52dU3)
I don't have one. I'll do what I do and when I die, I'll be satisfied regardless.
I find no reason to set up a bunch of things to do then die with disappointment if I don't finish them.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget's square dildo at December 20, 2012 01:53 PM (97nMP)
Cat gets extra treats regardless.
Posted by: Daybrother at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (+paCV)
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (FcR7P)
Kate Upton Human Sacrifice:
Take one Kate Upton, spread her on a sacrificial altar, cut her bikini top straps, stand her, up. Presto! Sunrises!
End of world averted. Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (jWwDJ)
One of my favorite movies.
"You don't put out, he don't get out."
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 20, 2012 01:54 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 01:55 PM (79ueO)
over. What I don't use for target practice, I'll drink. What I don't
drink, I'll bring home. Generous soul that I am, I'll leave you a few
bottles. Think how you can brag that you recieve the first tax refund
ofWTP's New World Order.
Posted by: wpt at December 20, 2012 01:47 PM (+hPIb)
So, how does that make you different than Obama?
I don't want that fucker anywhere NEAR my post-apocalypse or anyone like him.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 01:55 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 01:55 PM (doBIb)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
sucka
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 01:56 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Wall_E at December 20, 2012 01:56 PM (48wze)
Posted by: BlueStateRepub at December 20, 2012 01:56 PM (7ObY1)
Wear the garters and stompy boots and they'll likely rip them out themselves just to please you.
(Also, kindly spare me. I'll be the guy over in the Munchkin Section.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (LzlrF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 01:55 PM (doBIb)
Someone is being braggy mcbraggerson.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: mesablue at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (3ZdkQ)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Witchfinder at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (Iyg03)
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GET IN MAH BELLLLLLYYYYY!!!!!
Posted by: Zombie Post Apocalyptic Barrell at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 01:57 PM (+lsX1)
I'll add the bold and overstrike tags and we'll toast the coming doom!!!
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (UK9cE)
There ya go, buddy! Do not go quietly into that gentle night!
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 01:58 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (jWwDJ)
Posted by: Witchfinder at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (cVfX0)
You don't understand. This was the final attempt to deliver cause they needs a signature. I kept missing the driver and when I took a trip down to the warehouse, they said it was still on the truck somewhere and couldn't call the driver in just for me. So.... I'm happy now.
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (doBIb)
Odin!!! AAAAAaaauuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhh!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (KXm42)
Boehner on House's #fiscalcliff bills: I call on Senator Reid to have a vote on this before the Senate adjourns.
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Hillary at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (DrC22)
I'll add the bold and overstrike tags and we'll toast the coming doom!!!
I'll bring the ampersands.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (yiIja)
Want to come? Google "EOTWB Tacoma" (or click on the hyperlink embedded on my sign-on.)
Posted by: The Jinxmedic at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (UcmWU)
Everything depends on Washington's decisions these days. So glad we've got Top Men there.
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:00 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Witchfinder at December 20, 2012 02:01 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:01 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 02:01 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 01:59 PM (YjDyJ)
Is this after Harry Reid shut down until after (half hour or so ago) the holidays or before?
Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (nqBYe)
I shit you not. When I was younger I dated this 6'5" amazon chick when her 14 brothers broke down my door armed with chainguns so I had to fight them off with a paper clip.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Don't tell Gabe at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Cato at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (oxNxk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:02 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: Witchfinder at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (9+ccr)
Thus began the Trojan War.
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (J+mgg)
SCAR-L
PRO comes with a mount that co-witnesses perfectly.
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:04 PM (doBIb)
“We’ve been through this before with Ambassador Rice where there is an effort to go after somebody,” Carney said. “Senator Hagel fought and bled for his country, he served his country well, and he was an excellent senator.”
Carney was being asked about a couple of statements by Hagel, such as the remark that “the Jewish lobby intimidates a lot of people up here” and the declaration “I’m a United States Senator, not an Israeli Senator.” Carney refused to comment on those remarks, even though the reporter suggested he might want to given Hagel’s role as an adviser to Obama, quite apart from his potential nomination to lead the Defense Department.
I know Nothing, NOTHING!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:04 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 02:04 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (ZzMRK)
Posted by: Jimilee at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (Vk3+v)
Sounds like fun and I would love to be there, but it doesn't look like I'll be free that night.
Posted by: OJ Simpson at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Witchfinder at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (pLTLS)
C'mon!
Every story like this is supposed to start....
"I shit you not. There I was, ankle deep in grenade pins and empty magazines...."
Now get with the format!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (J+mgg)
Polly Purebread or Polysorbate 80?
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (UK9cE)
So am I a prepper? Maybe, if the term is inclusive of those who make sensible preparations for extended emergencies. I do know when bad things happen, they happen in a hurry and even later one can rarely pinpoint the exact moment when the bad thing arrived. I can feel the tracks vibrating and know a train's coming. I just can't say when.
Posted by: troyriser at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (vtiE6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (kdS6q)
Now get with the format!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (sbV1u)
Not everyone is John Kerry.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (UK9cE)
Thanks. I've also got a Magpul VFG on it too. Maybe get a sling and that'll complete it.
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (doBIb)
"Reid dismisses senate for Christmas
Thus proving Democrats were acting in bad faith all along and never had any intention of passing anything.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 20, 2012 01:41 PM (52dU3)" on the last thread.
Nevergiveup, yeah it looks grim if Hagel is a consideration.
Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (nqBYe)
"There we were, right outside of Poon Tang...."
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:07 PM (J+mgg)
Just stompy boots?
That's hot.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (doBIb)
I believe I won that one.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (DrC22)
We have bullets, too. Lots of 'em. And we're dug in, just waiting for you to cross into the prepared fields of fire. Then we'll have more bullets.
Posted by: Preppers at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (L8r/r)
The Senate is still in session.
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: ChampionCapua at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (KZi9D)
Also, don't live on Staten Island.
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (FcR7P)
Right! We'll need music for the apocalypse!
I submit
"Bad Moon Rising" by CCR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klAGvZ4xnVc
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:03 PM (doBIb)
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I believe I won that one.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke
Grrrrl power.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:10 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:10 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (YjDyJ)
But they are all on a movie break. Next is they go to Chuckie Cheese
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:10 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 02:11 PM (DrC22)
We need an AoShq Doomsday Party Committee.
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 02:11 PM (jWwDJ)
I submit
"Bad Moon Rising" by CCR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klAGvZ4xnVc
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (8sCoq)
I submit
"Big Bad Moon" by Joe Satriani
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW94Ikf_mC4
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:11 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:11 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (HEa5q)
Plus in Texas the highway patrol is now giving out free roadside body cavity searches if you're caught littering. Here in Oregon something like that costs at least $40 and it seems like you never get a timely response to your Craigslist ad.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (+lsX1)
That one isn't that bad, but Satch is a better player than singer.
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (doBIb)
The Senate is still in session.
Good, because who cares if a bunch of vampiric politicians get off work 5 days before Christmas? I hope they all have pinched nerves and migraines.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (DoZD+)
"And we're dug in, just waiting for you to cross into the prepared fields of fire. Then we'll have more bullets."
Posted by: Preppers at December 20, 2012 02:08 PM (L8r/r) "Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man...." George Patten.
Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: Bosk at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:06 PM (UK9cE)
Polly the Velociraptor.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (VtjlW)
Go to work. At least this time it won't be mandatory.
Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (8sCoq)
Right now listening to the Hallelujah Chorus
Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Paladin at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (WujO7)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (JACEX)
We need a ban on high capacity prescription pads.
Posted by: Joe mama at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (ipHzj)
That one isn't that bad, but Satch is a better player than singer.
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:12 PM (doBIb)
Yeah, I'm sure that's why that was his ONLY album release with him singing.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:13 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (agh8f)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (Iyg03)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (45fU0)
EVERYBODY ALL TOGETHER NOW...CRY LIKE A NEWBORN!
Posted by: Paladin at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (WujO7)
Something unlucky (or "ironic", if you're Alanis Morrissette) will
happen, destroying your library or otherwise curtailing your reading.[\i]
no ice cubes?
NO ICE CUBES??!?[\i]
But what shall I do? There was finally time. There was finally enough time.....
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Tom at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (4WKGT)
In large scale, conventional warfare with solid logistics trains supporting the attacking force, yes.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (L8r/r)
Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Evilpens at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: t-bird [\i] at December 20, 2012 02:16 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (JACEX)
It'll take 200 years of a slow, painful, miserable existence for it to
finally be destroyed.
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:05 PM (ZzMRK)
So, well into the reign of Emperor Obama VI, then?
Posted by: Joe mama at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (ipHzj)
Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 20, 2012 02:15 PM (DoZD+)
we move onto Nostradamus apocalyptic dates. This is to make sure we stay on our toes throughout time.
Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: dantesed at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (GmsM/)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (L8r/r)
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This is the best idea I've read yet.
'Wonder if my back has recovered enough for such activity.
Posted by: Y-not at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (5H6zj)
Anyone elsewatch 'Doomsday Preppers' on tuesday night?
This episode was about NYC dwellers making plans to 'bug out' of the city in the event of a disaster.
That was their goal...to get out of the city.
Then what? What do they think they're going to find when they get out of the city?
It's like these people thought that there was going to be some big paradise waiting for them...if they could just make it out of the city.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (45fU0)
Posted by: dantesed at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (GmsM/)
Well yeah, since ya going to want to see the news on the end of the world?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 02:17 PM (NIZHJ)
...with his gun
Posted by: Cricket at December 20, 2012 02:18 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Jimilee at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (Vk3+v)
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Wha...? Huh? Where's Jordan when we need him.
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (YbSMj)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
I wish we were underground, playing the Lumichord.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (Lxw+T)
why does it smell like Hai Karate, canned cheese and shame in here?
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (gCa4h)
McConnell is currently giving a speech praising Kyl.
http://www.c-span.org/Live-Video/C-SPAN2/
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (YjDyJ)
The world goes kablooey and you in the barrel. Is that really where you want to be?
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (KXm42)
LOL!!!!!
Which bridge or tunnel were they thinking of taking that the other 12 million people don't know about?
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (NIZHJ)
<i>WTP wouldn't stand for Wicked T. Pinto, would it?"</i>
et al...No, I presume that's a bad thing around here? I just pop in the comments once ina blue moon. Perhaps that explains the, umm, welcome I've gotten on occasion?
BTW, WTP stands for William T. Peabody...my other alias...
Posted by: WTP at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (Lxw+T)
I foresee us spending many joyful hours turning money into noise. Now I just need to photocopy a bunch of zombie targets for her Christmas stocking.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:19 PM (gCa4h)
Since when did the barrel get an upgrade?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (VtjlW)
Open arms? I mean, everybody LOVES New Yorkers!
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:21 PM (FcR7P)
I suspected as much, but you'd be amazed at how many people actually plan on being raiders without forethought regarding their "targets". Then again, you likely aren't amazed, lol.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (L8r/r)
Photos of Congressional members are widely available online.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (LINcv)
Posted by: Randall Flagg at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (KXm42)
Reid can't recess the Senate, without the House OK'ing it... this could get very interesting...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (lZBBB)
"Thursday, Dec 20, 2012
11:00 a.m.: Convene and resume consideration of H.R.1, the legislative vehicle for the Emergency Supplemental Appropriations Bill."
/senate.gov
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (J+mgg)
Heh.
That was Chakotay from Star Trek Voyager.
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (Xefrb)
The plan of one of the guys was to paddle his way across the Hudson in an inflatable boat.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (L8r/r)
no, but here's two of Leon's Monday tranny's, each with a six-pack of "her" own....
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:23 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (lZBBB)
"Bad Moon Rising" by CCR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klAGvZ4xnVc
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:09 PM (8sCoq)
CCR's songs are in my reper...repetro...list of songs I do.
Also thinking this for the irony:"Too Much Time On My Hands" by StyxPosted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (cVfX0)
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:20 PM (doBIb)
That bit in The Stand about trying to get out of NYC via the tunnel is one of the freakiest things I've read.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (VtjlW)
and...
whatever else they need to jog their memory of their position.
Posted by: ette at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:24 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:25 PM (YjDyJ)
“New Jersey! The promised land.”
http://is.gd/NUrF74
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:25 PM (/kI1Q)
sweetie, I remember when it was just a bucket...
good times... good times....
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:25 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (q177U)
It, like me, has no real plans for 12/22.
Posted by: Rob McNeece at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (YesJa)
Crafty devil. Playing tricksies.
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (/ZZCn)
I envision myself as the post-apocolyptic Al Swearengen in our new society.
"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man...and give some back."
Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (ZDsRL)
yeah CHATOKAY from Voyager
remember B'LANA the half Klingon?
She hooked up with Lt Paris, the lovable screw up, who later went on to direct CHUCK episodes.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (lIApU)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (5iuEW)
Good, the well-marbled one has taken the bait...
Posted by: New Jersey at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (FcR7P)
202...Which bridge or tunnel were they thinking of taking that the other 12 million people don't know about?
I know, right?
This one guy was working on rationalizing how it would 'be okay' to steal someone's bicycle...so he decided to have a pair of bolt cutters in his pack, to cut a lock.
Heh.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (K4wCe)
2. drive a car wildly thru streets, swerving to avoid yawning crevasses
3. swim madly to escape a whirlpool
4. fly plane through a rainbow
Posted by: nic cage at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (YjDyJ)
"Thursday, Dec 20, 2012
11:00 a.m.: Convene and resume consideration of H.R.1, the legislative vehicle for the Emergency Supplemental Appropriations Bill."
/senate.gov
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (YjDyJ)
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Is that the same bill they've been haggling over?
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (Cfuy1)
Tinder, kindling and firewood.
And clear grain alcohol.
Posted by: General Woundwort at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (RrD4h)
Another Swearengen quote:
"God rest the souls of that poor family....and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes."
Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 02:28 PM (KXm42)
Plus, you can drop it from a plane and it will hit the soft, snow-covered mountainside, then glide gaily down the snow until it comes to the forest, where it will then gently roll into a rambling brook, whisking those inside to safety....
RE-WRITE!
Posted by: Steven Speilberg, back on the coke at December 20, 2012 02:29 PM (gCa4h)
Here's a hint on how not to be the annoying "that guy" in every Mayan thread - don't say it. Bingo bango done!
Lighten up, sweetie, sit down and enjoy having some meaningless fun in this stupid, stupid, stupid world.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:29 PM (VtjlW)
Did you know that Lt. Uhura's brother was one of those Heaven's Gate whackos?
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 02:29 PM (jWwDJ)
Photos of Congressional members are widely available online.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 20, 2012 02:22 PM (Lxw+T)
Why settle when you can have both?
http://tinyurl.com/clkf4p2
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 02:29 PM (fWAjv)
Oh, you mean the Mayan doomsday thing tomorrow.
Posted by: Mekan at December 20, 2012 02:30 PM (hm8tW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 02:30 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:31 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:29 PM (VtjlW)
^^^This. All work and no play, and all that.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:31 PM (cVfX0)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (q177U)
With a name like Eaton Cox, you can never be "that guy."
Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (Su0W2)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (TvZ/i)
The bluer the stronghold, the more the fleeing. Funny how that works.
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (FcR7P)
Hehe, I have a similar library.
Just keep them off precarious shelves, or where something could fall on them.
Posted by: beach booze at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (LpQbZ)
210...Open arms? I mean, everybody LOVES New Yorkers!
Heh.
Yeah, and all those people out there in that area 'out of the city' are just waiting to take them in, and share everything they have with them!
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (K4wCe)
Three fucking years without a Workers Comp claim. Three years! And now, this afternoon, fuck you very much. Oh, and look who it is. The same asshole that was involved in a lawsuit against us last year that cost us around $75k.
I hate that prick.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: © Sponge at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (UK9cE)
http://on-msn.com/UfVeN9
"Seriously officer! I was just saving her from cancer!"
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (TvZ/i)
Posted by: Katt Williams at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (RVjIg)
Come on down to the software lab, there's something I want to show you.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: beer goggles at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (LpQbZ)
their calendar is just the end of a super cycle that involves many
smaller cycles. Friday is just the beginning of a new cycle, not the end
of the world.
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 20, 2012 02:26 PM (q177U)
Never take advice about the timekeeping practices of aboriginal pre-Columbian societies from a guy named Eaton Cox.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (QKKT0)
Left column, middle of the middle row, the dark green bottle ...
... Brut, circa 1966?
Evidently, someone is dead serious about survival.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (4Tk7I)
"here in Oregon"
- Gristle Encased Head
oh, Jeez, another oregonian?!?! We're lousy with my fellow citizens in here.
PDX, GEH?
Posted by: imp at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:33 PM (/kI1Q)
How you doin?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (da5Wo)
I happen to know someone with a ravage of 'raptors who would be willing to loan them out.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (/kI1Q)
since i live in hollywood my doomsday plan is simple.already own several guns no need to clutter the house with supplies,when doomsday arrives i'll just go door to door and demand what i need at gunpoint from all my anti-gun neighbors
Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (KpDjl)
I found it on Line & burned a DVD with it
SO BAD !! IT'S GOOD
Posted by: Evilpens at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (ck76k)
Posted by: 80sBaby at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (FcR7P)
I happen to know someone with a ravage of 'raptors who would be willing to loan them out.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (VtjlW)
Too fast. Too clean.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (da5Wo)
So pretty much, same old, same old...
Posted by: Piers Morgan at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (gCa4h)
Heh....being unarmed means you're just stockpiling stuff for other people to take.
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (doBIb)
Tomorrow, if you feel the urge to put on a sweat suit & new nikes -- don't do it.
If someone offers you a pudding cup & vodka -- don't eat/drink it.
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (jWwDJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (3x3F6)
Posted by: Ray Fosse at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at December 20, 2012 02:36 PM (YmPwQ)
283
I'm going to spend the day being a smug, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual douche to everyone I see.
So pretty much, same old, same old...
Posted by: Piers Morgan at December 20, 2012 02:35 PM (gCa4h)
End of the world you say? Hmm.
*grabs roll of quarters*
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:37 PM (da5Wo)
OK, I did not give this apocalypse deal much credence until I saw "Abornaments".
Even tho some, not all, are deserving, that's definately a LiB.
Posted by: Justamom at December 20, 2012 02:37 PM (Sptt8)
Will it be rape-rape though?
Of course it will be rape-rape. There's absolutely no better time for rape-rape than a Doomsday Apocalypse.
Posted by: Zombie Campbell at December 20, 2012 02:37 PM (HqpV0)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:32 PM (da5Wo
What State? I've always said that the way to convert the takers is to have them work a claims desk for 6 months.
Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (m2CN7)
Now, for most people 12/21/12 would simply be an excuse for a silly theme party. Thing is, he's something of a prepper (complete with his own deuce and a half), and I'm not completely convinced that he's not serious...
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (gCa4h)
THERE YOU ARE!!!
What's the answer to your 'What is 23/30 referencing???
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: polynikes at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (m2CN7)
Florida
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (da5Wo)
Part of the Mayan prophecy...sort of a warning sign...is how "beasts will rise up against their masters".
My dog is acting normally, in other words, sleeping most of the time.
And I haven't heard of any animals "rising up against their masters" out there.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:38 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (VtjlW)
That's not fair! That's not fair at all! There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed...
Posted by: moron holding a copy of Big'Uns and his broken glasses on the apocalypse at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (J+mgg)
There was that monkey that went shopping at Ikea last week ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (JACEX)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (8sCoq)
That should be "the barrel" from now on!
Posted by: EC at December 20, 2012 02:40 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 02:40 PM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: Shaggy at December 20, 2012 02:40 PM (JACEX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:40 PM (J+mgg)
Left column, middle of the middle row, the dark green bottle ...
... Brut, circa 1966?
Evidently, someone is dead serious about survival.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 20, 2012 02:34 PM (4Tk7I)
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I don't see any Maddog.
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (Cfuy1)
301
BCochran, Happy Fun LLC can supply you with a barrel of hydrochloric
acid alogn with acid resistant restraints. Operators standing by.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:39 PM (J+mgg)
Enticing. But I'm thinking Death by Goat.
I tie him to a couple of posts in a room. Release a goat I haven't fed in about a week into the room. Then wait.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (wtvvX)
I used to date a ginger from Corvallis...
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (L8r/r)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (cVfX0)
Dog normal, elder kitteh normal, junior kitteh....hmmmm...seems to be scheming.
Ah, nevermind...all normal. Was just planning her attack on elder kitteh.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (BrQrN)
It wafts in from the farmer's market on Saturdays.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jimilee at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (Vk3+v)
Q: where do you often (a couple of times a year at least) see the fraction 23/30ths?
Heather I am sure has already figured it out.
A: right next to the fraction 24/31sts, on your calendar!
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (TvZ/i)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (J+mgg)
My first thought is that a speeding car's not the safest place to be during the Apocalypse, but then I remembered it doesn't really matter where you are, does it?
Posted by: JDTAY at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (a0nis)
Jesus had the last supper... 106.9 THE BEAR is having the last party!
Preparations have begun, as we ready the “Diefenbunker” for 106.9 THE BEAR's Apocalypse-Apalooza “End of the world party”, Thursday December 20!
Checklist:
Beer? got it!...
Band? I Mother Earth!
People? Well, that depends if you can “Break into THE BEAR’s Bunker!”
Keep listening and be on the lookout for the “BEAR's Bunker” on the streets now! “Break into the Bunker” and be one of the 200 lucky souls we’ll save.
106.9 THE BEAR + I Mother Earth + The Diefenbunker = One HELLUVA Party!
http://www.diefenbunker.ca/en_index.shtml
Welcome to the Diefenbunker, Canada's Cold War Museum
Built to protect the government from nuclear attack, this once-secret underground bunker is now a museum and National Historic Site of Canada.
fun stuff
Posted by: beach shelter at December 20, 2012 02:42 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (L8r/r)
I feel a limerick coming on...
There once was a girl from Corvallis...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (cVfX0)
acid alogn with acid resistant restraints. Operators standing by.
My eyes! Zee goggles! Zey do nothink!
Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Butters at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (NIZHJ)
I'd settle for the EBT cards running dry. That should cause a Mayan level apocalypse any one think 47 million food stamp dependents will handle that problem peacefully?
Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:43 PM (HEa5q)
But srlsly - I'll be at work. If the SHTF, there's a cute little blonde in the cubicle next to me who's going to be getting a very insistent knock at the squeakhole.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2012 02:44 PM (zF6Iw)
I will then enjoy blessed silence until the end.
Posted by: weew at December 20, 2012 02:44 PM (LTCoi)
Then I'll get on World of Tanks and blow holes in the sides of tanks with huge guns. Online.
THen I will have chocolate ice cream.
See, I intend to die happy if we've missed a SMOD comin' in.
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at December 20, 2012 02:44 PM (IOSGZ)
Posted by: joncelli at December 20, 2012 02:44 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread is asking for the children (OK, just his) at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (cVfX0)
And with a blogger name like rdbrewer, the photo is appropriate, no?
As for my library, there are numerous volumes in the tequila and triple sec areas...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (wtvvX)
IT DOES NOT.
Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:45 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: K-Bob at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (VizQx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (J+mgg)
"The mistress is pooped, the Reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed" -- that rabbit dude from Bloom County #randommemorybit
Posted by: Captain Whitebread is asking for the children (OK, just his) at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (cVfX0)
Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (O7Q1u)
Bah Humbug, it's a Friday, and it's a little humorous. News Flash, Cinco de Mayo isn't an American Holiday (or that important) people go out for it still.
I'm going out tomorrow with the wife for wings and beer, because there just aren't that many overhyped "apocalypse" events anymore more. (And less that fall on Fridays.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at December 20, 2012 02:46 PM (LzlrF)
you'd be amazed at how many people actually plan on being raiders without forethought regarding their "targets".
why tie yourself down to a fixed location spending all your time and resourcesdefending your supplies against other raiders.cut yourself lose and go with the shermans march to the sea approach
Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (KpDjl)
Piers Morgan. Like Howard Cosell, without the charm, and after the lobotomy.
Posted by: K-Bob at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (VizQx)
Storm front rolled in about 6am and the winds caused the whole house to shake. The wind gusts have not stopped since.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 20, 2012 02:27 PM (5iuEW)
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Not even if your the last one on the planet sweetums.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (nELVU)
http://www.salestron.com/Gentrys/Keep%20On%20Dancing/oldies-songs-1002.html
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 20, 2012 02:47 PM (kXoT0)
Well.... in most cultures Slaves are not people, but Beasts.... so... maybe the Tax Slaves Rise up?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (lZBBB)
I'll take that as a good sign.
.....unless he was gettin' out of town.....
Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Gunslinger at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (4S7hN)
And the snot-fest lispy British accent!
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 20, 2012 02:48 PM (kXoT0)
SMOD is equal opportunity.
SMOD kills everyone.
Less talk, more punching a hole thru the Earth's mantle, please.
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (4WhSY)
Raiding in a post-apocalyptic world is like socialism is in this one. What happens when you've raided everything and killed off the producers?
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:49 PM (L8r/r)
I'll take that as a good sign.
Unless you're a small child.
Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2012 02:50 PM (FcR7P)
You win.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 20, 2012 02:50 PM (BrQrN)
THANK YOU!!!
Now I can get back to wo...eh, nah.
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 02:50 PM (fWAjv)
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
Caught the last train to the coast,
The day the music died."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 02:50 PM (J+mgg)
The distilled essence of Bob Packwood is what they use to make Viagra.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (+lsX1)
With rooms spacious and wide
and bedrooms built to ride
because she wanted to bang us.
Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (jPVBi)
Damn, now I have the Rolling Stones stuck in my head.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (L8r/r)
There are two camps....Doomsayers and Bloomsayers.
The Bloomsayers think that this Galactic Alignment that is happening, will usher in a new age.
One of the theories is that we will gradually begin to be able to use more of our brains, and develop new 'powers'.
I like this theory.
This Galactic Alignment happens every 26,000 years.
People who were around for the last one didn't leave records of what happened the last time.
At least...not any records that we've found yet.
But anyway, the theory is...that ancient people who were around 26,000 years ago,used to be able to use a lot more of their brains.
But as time went by, they lost these abilities.
Having watched what has happened in this country in just the last 3 decades...it's easy to see how this could happen.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: gas face at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (jPVBi)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (UU0OF)
who sure knew her way 'round a phallus
I said to her "gee.
you're familiar to me"
She said "Yeah, I did Debbie Does Dallas"
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (8sCoq)
357 Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (jPVBi)
Just me and my pigmy pony
Over by the dental floss bush.
Posted by: jwest at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (ZDsRL)
Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (/ZZCn)
People who were around for the last one didn't leave records of what happened the last time.
So what were they using their super-power brains FOR? (I already regret asking.)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (/kI1Q)
while becoming one with the universe but I'll probably just hang out on
the ONT and go to bed early. Because I'm a boring middle-aged guy.
But according to the movies the "you don't want to die a virgin, do you?" line always works. At least until her cockblocking brother or father interrupts.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (SY2Kh)
I am putting on a LBD cut down to there and up to there and going out on
the down with my girlfriends. If it is the end of the world, I want to
be a dancin and a prancin' as the song goes.
Well now...
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: JDTAY at December 20, 2012 02:53 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: ManBearPig at December 20, 2012 02:54 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Whatev at December 20, 2012 02:55 PM (2t6Gz)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:55 PM (cVfX0)
Was he that fat dude that always wore those lycra biking shorts? Sorry it didn't work out for you guys.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (+lsX1)
years ago,used to be able to use a lot more of their brains.
While gathering edible bark and scrounging for firewood?
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (JACEX)
Posted by: thunderb at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (+OqcZ)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 20, 2012 02:41 PM (cVfX0)
Happy Fun, LLC is always in the market for well qualified, highly motivated workers. The first step of our application process involves finding your way to the Isle of Despair. Once there, the komodo dragons will mark the way to the Lagoon of Legends. Defeat what you find there and you will be well on your way to your first interview.
Happy Fun, LLC is an equal opportunity employer who provides a broad range of benefits, including retirement, medical, dental, vision and shares in our bunker project.
Happy Fun, LLC - Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (VtjlW)
I wondered if anybody else would catch the Bloom County reference. The rabbit's name was Hodge-Podge, BTW.
OK, gang, I've got to go. See you all on the morning headline thread.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 20, 2012 02:57 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: georgeofthedesert at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (Eq2MX)
366...So what were they using their super-power brains FOR? (I already regret asking.)
The theories are...telekinesis, telepathy, regeneration.
You know, like being able to heal yourself or others.
Stuff like that.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (8sCoq)
Oh, so you know her? LOL.
We were in Home Depot once, on adjoining aisles. Some guy walks up to her and in a rather loud voice used the Never-Fail Pickup Line, "So, does the carpet match the drapes?" People's jaws just dropped, including mine. She just smiled sweetly at him and in the same volume replied, "There is no carpet. My boyfriend installed hard wood", and strolled away with about 12 people standing there laughing at the clown.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 02:58 PM (L8r/r)
Posted by: we are so screwed, deliver us oh SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (HEa5q)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (4WhSY)
Creating virtual reality versions of their Uptons and Hendricks. Let's just say that I have a feeling they didn't really notice when the gamma ray thingy blew them all to shreds.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (VtjlW)
I was hoping for something more practical. Like x-ray vision.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (QKKT0)
http://tinyurl.com/cbdxewh
Photo of the DeathStar
So, I've had this for a while now. I mainly use it for ruling the univerise, keeping rebels at bay, blowing up planets, you know, the usual stuff. Maintaining it is a pain though. Requires tons cleaning. Need thousands of people of manpower to operate.
I don't think it falls under the assault rifle ban, but I believe a number of inter galactic senators and leaders have signed a petition against it. Their planets don't exist anymore(cough, cough) so I guess the petition is dead.
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: some physician at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (JACEX)
371Yet those "ancients", who were able to use more of their brains, couldn't leave us a "heads up"? Uh-huh.
Maybe they did...and we just haven't found it yet.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: heaven at December 20, 2012 03:00 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 20, 2012 03:01 PM (kXoT0)
Most assuredly not. She was definitely a she, and a very attractive one, at that.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2012 03:01 PM (L8r/r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 02:59 PM (4WhSY)
Stop, you're embarrassing me!
Posted by: SMOD at December 20, 2012 03:01 PM (8sCoq)
But do you haf the Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range...
Posted by: Terminator at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 20, 2012 02:56 PM (JACEX)
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....and being trampled by furry mammoths?
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (3FPf0)
Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:03 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Whatev at December 20, 2012 03:04 PM (2t6Gz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 03:04 PM (4WhSY)
Don't volunteer to be on the visiting team when they play in the ball court.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (QKKT0)
I don't know. I've lived here a long time - pretty sure it was that chubby guy. To your credit though, he does have a nice rack.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (+lsX1)
The Bloomsayers think that this Galactic Alignment that is happening, will usher in a new age.
One of the theories is that we will gradually begin to be able to use more of our brains, and develop new 'powers'.
I like this theory.
This Galactic Alignment happens every 26,000 years.
People who were around for the last one didn't leave records of what happened the last time.
At least...not any records that we've found yet.
But anyway, the theory is...that ancient people who were around 26,000 years ago,used to be able to use a lot more of their brains.
But as time went by, they lost these abilities.
Having watched what has happened in this country in just the last 3 decades...it's easy to see how this could happen.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (K4wCe)
Yup
Proof on the decline of mankind:
http://bit.ly/UfZiNl
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (J+mgg)
But anyway, the
theory is...that ancient people who were around 26,000 years ago,used
to be able to use a lot more of their brains.
But as time went by, they lost these abilities.
They left one scratched copy of The Grateful Dead's U.S. Blues.
.......lazy buncha potheads
Posted by: ontherocks at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: Terminator at December 20, 2012 03:02 PM (lZBBB)
Hey, just what you see pal.
Lot of Nerf guns as well.
Posted by: RWC at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (fWAjv)
If those 'geniuses' had invented soap, they wouldn't have been so easy to find.
Posted by: Smiley at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: The Creation Museum at December 20, 2012 03:06 PM (QKKT0)
As part of that campaign, Zbigniew Brzezinski appeared on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” early Thursday to push back against charges that Hagel is a poor choice for the job.
Brzezinski told the MSNBC anchor team, which includes his daughter Mika, that Hagel’s “critics, they would like to plunge the U.S. into some new wars, promptly, and not always for U.S. national interest.”
Brzezinski was presumably referring to Hagel’s Jewish critics and their allegiance to some unnamed foreign power.
Brzezinski is an odd choice to defend Hagel against the charge that he has a “Jewish problem,” in the words of Wall Street Journal columnist Bret Stephens, or that he is anti-Israel.
Brzezinski argued in 2009 that the Obama administration should go beyond merely discouraging an Israeli strike on Iran and actually fire on Israeli aircraft should they attempt to cross Iraqi airspace on their way to Iran.
Brzezinski called this scenario a “reverse Liberty,” in reference to the Israeli attack on the USS Liberty, which was mistaken for an Egyptian frigate, during the Six Day War in 1967.
Brzezinski may have reason to believe that Hagel would argue for such action as a member of Obama’s national security team.
Speaking of doomsday
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 03:07 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: Ravage of 'raptors at December 20, 2012 03:07 PM (VtjlW)
Mobile got pre-dawn tornadoes.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 03:07 PM (QupBk)
That's what the last time traveler said. Something about not having "metal", whatever that is.
I remember it well, it was about 6 seconds before his neck got an intimate demonstration of our obsidian axes.
Posted by: The Mayans at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (SY2Kh)
You're welcome.
https://www. youtube. com/watch?feature=player_embeddedv=AID07xdiiEU
Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (X/+QT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (8sCoq)
No fatalities was the report at noon, but the Mercedes dealership got smooshed.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 03:09 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Vault 101 radio at December 20, 2012 03:09 PM (nLGe+)
Parker
The suspension comes one day after Parker issued an apology on his Twitter account. On the show, he was discussing Griffin's answer to a question about his role as an African-American quarterback and questioned Griffin's "blackness," citing that the player has a white fiancee and is rumored to be Republican as among his reasons.
Only 30 days? Hum, let's remember that the next time someone offends the liberals
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:11 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 03:11 PM (QupBk)
Being a complete and utter dick. It will be all about me, me, me.
Or, in otherwords, I plan to act like your average Obama voter.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 20, 2012 03:12 PM (OWjjx)
The Mayans predicted that when the End comes, the chariots of the wealthy will be the first to go.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2012 03:12 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 20, 2012 03:07 PM (QupBk)
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We'resupposed to get snow in OK for Christmas. (I'll have to see that shit before I believe it, though.)
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:13 PM (3FPf0)
But anyway, the theory is...that ancient people who were around 26,000 years ago,used to be able to use a lot more of their brains.
But as time went by, they lost these abilities.
Having watched what has happened in this country in just the last 3 decades...it's easy to see how this could happen.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 02:51 PM (K4wCe)
Yup
Proof on the decline of mankind:
http://bit.ly/UfZiNl
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 20, 2012 03:05 PM (XvHmy)
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Nice blog post, Hat.
Wouldn't it be cool, if people suddenly started getting smarter...and were able to see through the bullshit propagandathat is being dished out by Barky and the Dems?
I would like to be around to see that.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 03:13 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 20, 2012 03:08 PM (X/+QT)
linky no work
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:10 PM (8sCoq)
Take out the little spacies.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (X/+QT)
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at December 20, 2012 03:14 PM (V7mkK)
I would like to be around to see that.
Even if the world doesn't end tomorrow, you'll never be able to live that long.
Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (O7Q1u)
Posted by: ElKomandante at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (uMRKp)
Posted by: Anna Puma
You know, I can't help but feel a little left out here.
Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (FaqTv)
We'resupposed to get snow in OK for Christmas. (I'll have to see that shit before I believe it, though.)
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:13 PM (3FPf0)
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Any moisture right now would be a blessing...even if it were frozen.
Those slammin' winds last night were brutal.
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (K4wCe)
Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: EBL at December 20, 2012 03:17 PM (4kTo2)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:17 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: ElKomandante at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (uMRKp)
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You're new here, aren't you?
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (3FPf0)
Damn, I'm jealous. A bunch of years ago I built a wine cellar capable of holding a couple hundred bottles of wine. Brick arches, stucco walls, ceramic tile floor; a thing of beauty.
But I suck at stocking the thing. I put a couple bottles in, then make a withdrawal, then a bottle in, then suddenly need a wine for a recipe. So it's pretty much empty. Actually, it is empty.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (feFL6)
Ever notice that when people say "it's time for a national conversation"
they really just want you to sit there silently while they lecture you?
Posted by: DAve at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (XDC0v)
I think they mean 'show trials'
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:18 PM (8sCoq)
Being a complete and utter dick. It will be all about me, me, me.
Or, in otherwords, I plan to act like your average Obama voter.
Me too. I'm going to blast that stupid REM "End of the World As We Know It" song out the window, just so all my neighbors will have to meet their end with it stuck in their heads.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I'm not stuck. It's just very comfortable here.
Besides we have satellite TV. The reception is quite good.
Posted by: General Zod at December 20, 2012 03:20 PM (FaqTv)
Posted by: wheatie at December 20, 2012 03:16 PM (K4wCe)
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Don't get me wrong. I'd love to see a couple offeet of snow fall here, even on Christmas. But, you know......droughts feed on themselves.
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (3FPf0)
SMODS-R-Us is the largest supplier of doomsday products on the East Coast!
See our Yellow Pages ad!
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (8sCoq)
Have any of our brighter congressional members gone on the floor to talk about Doomsday?
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (jWwDJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (J+mgg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (69Mdf)
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:23 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:23 PM (J+mgg)
Deadwood was the BEST. I was sad when they canceled. Anybody else notice the guy who played Swearengen was one of the dwarves in the latest Snow White movie? Several of the seven dwarves were played by full size actors.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 20, 2012 03:24 PM (kXoT0)
Mayans 0, Humanity 1
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: ElKomandante at December 20, 2012 03:15 PM (uMRKp)
Close. Sweet Meteor Of Death
http://minx.cc/?post=326272
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (jWwDJ)
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The last thing on the congressional agenda before they recess is a "Doomsday" interpretive dance by Sheila Jackson Lee and Babs Boxer.
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (3FPf0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 20, 2012 03:22 PM (J+mgg)
Like us!
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 20, 2012 03:25 PM (8sCoq)
Mayans 0, Humanity 1
Right. You never heard of Mayan Standard Time?
Posted by: The Mayans at December 20, 2012 03:26 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (4WhSY)
Mayans 0, Humanity 1
Doesn't count. They Mayans were in Central Time Zone.
Besides, would anyone other than Peter Jackson (and millions of hapless sheep) really notice if New Zealand was destroyed?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 20, 2012 03:27 PM (4WhSY)
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For the next 9 1/2 hours there are.
Posted by: Soona at December 20, 2012 03:29 PM (3FPf0)
Posted by: Walkers! at December 20, 2012 03:21 PM (jWwDJ)
Laugh while you can buddy. If the Mayans were wrong, then surely with all the people leaving California it's only a matter of time before we capsize.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 20, 2012 03:30 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 20, 2012 03:31 PM (sr7ZF)
I hate to be a spoilsport, but it's already Friday the 21st in parts of the planet.
Mayans 0, Humanity 1
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat
I'm not quite miserable enough to root for the Mayans, today. So, yay, us, and let's do better.
To quote Jack Vance: "On the other hand - and this is the good news - it's not getting any worse."
Posted by: Dianna at December 20, 2012 03:33 PM (mKMj1)
Or, in otherwords, I plan to act like your average Obama voter.
i guess it depends on where you live,i live in one of the largest metropolitan areas of the country where under the best of conditions itis still populated mainly by people with the free shit mentality.so the wife and i hold no illusions on how long we can hunker down and hold out no matter how well armed.being muraders is probably the best chance at survivial
Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 03:33 PM (KpDjl)
Why are we even giving a damn about an "end" to a calendar of a culture that couldn't cut it well enough to experience the "end" themselves?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 20, 2012 03:37 PM (sr7ZF)
Posted by: chaos at December 20, 2012 03:39 PM (QupBk)
And my in-laws are arriving for Christmas tomorrow, so...
Apocalypse...In-laws
Today I get to write up a proposal for dealing with an active shooter in the plant. Basically, I'll say: "We're in Kansas -- everyone and their mums is packin' round here."
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 20, 2012 03:40 PM (Ec6wH)
He was also Blackbeard in that last PotC, I think.
Posted by: chaos at December 20, 2012 03:41 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 20, 2012 03:44 PM (Ec6wH)
calendar of a culture that couldn't cut it well enough to experience the
"end" themselves?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at December 20, 2012 03:37 PM (sr7ZF)
dude Mayans are still around, you do know that right?
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 75% more DOOM! at December 20, 2012 03:48 PM (xAtAj)
Posted by: kj at December 20, 2012 03:33 PM (KpDjl)
Depends on who you're marauding, I suppose. From a self-preservation point-of-view, I think friendly cooperation and attempts at civilized behavior would be the better long-term survival strategy, as opposed to murdering and robbing strangers. Moral considerations aside, the more one initiates and engages in acts of violence, the greater one's odds of dying violently. Bandits and other scumbags aren't known for their longevity.
Posted by: troyriser at December 20, 2012 03:50 PM (vtiE6)
As a culture? Not so much.
Posted by: Vizzini at December 20, 2012 03:59 PM (O7Q1u)
@476
in a city of 6 millon people i'll take my chances on fighting my way out of the city while gathering supplies and hunker down out in the mojave desert until we see how things shake out.they'll riot in this city if they lose internet service for a few days
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George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)