Governor Christie is an Early favorite for the 2016 Presidential elections [CharlieBrown'sD????]

Governor Christie at Beltway Republican Retreat

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Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:06 PM



Comments

1 foist?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 19, 2012 05:07 PM (TIIx5)

2 Um no. Just no. We couldn't afford feeding him.

-ZR

Posted by: Zionist Redneck at December 19, 2012 05:07 PM (/4rBF)

3 Oy.....someone take the keys from CBD.

Posted by: Tami at December 19, 2012 05:07 PM (X6akg)

4 Haha, who made you change your name to question marks?

Posted by: wte9 at December 19, 2012 05:07 PM (6Tcdo)

5 got it. aren't you jealous?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 19, 2012 05:07 PM (TIIx5)

6 Let the whale jokes commence!

Posted by: joncelli at December 19, 2012 05:07 PM (RD7QR)

7 Get in my belly!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 19, 2012 05:07 PM (iAUf+)

8 I ate a baby!

Posted by: Fat Bastard at December 19, 2012 05:08 PM (2t6Gz)

9 Chris Christie runs for president, caterers across the nation tremble.

Posted by: joncelli at December 19, 2012 05:08 PM (RD7QR)

10 Yeaaaaahhh... fuck that guy.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 19, 2012 05:08 PM (t06LC)

11 It's because he effectively communicates ideas and smashes media fools.

Posted by: Hopeless at December 19, 2012 05:09 PM (Hi24w)

12 Hope he likes his election well done, cause shit is fucking burning.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 19, 2012 05:09 PM (q177U)

13 Posted by: wte9 at December 19, 2012 05:07 PM (6Tcdo)

I was asked very politely.

I did it anyway.

But I figure after 6:00pm anything goes, so it will go back to normal if they let me post some more.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2012 05:09 PM (GsoHv)

14 [CharlieBrown'sD????]



WTF? Nobody puts the Dildo in the corner

Posted by: Patrick Swayzey at December 19, 2012 05:09 PM (z9HTb)

15 Definitely want to go with a liberal north-eastern Republican again. The strategy is too brilliant to fail twice. As a bonus, I'm sure he'll help undo whatever gun-grabbing damage Obama causes in the next few years.

Posted by: shillelagh at December 19, 2012 05:10 PM (hRzu2)

16 Don't be silly; that's Michael Moore.

Posted by: Anne B. at December 19, 2012 05:10 PM (esMPY)

17 In all seriousness, that pic isn't fat enough.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 19, 2012 05:11 PM (aZ6ew)

18 Please, that guy is one of Michael Moore's man breasteses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2012 05:11 PM (XkWWK)

19 I can see the ads now. TFG and Christie arm in arm on the beach. Awesome!

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at December 19, 2012 05:11 PM (wmR6i)

20 Okay, Charlie. How about Charlie Brown's Steely Dan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2012 05:12 PM (XkWWK)

21 Regardless, we need to support Fat Man on the national stage because it will inspire conservatives to imitate him:

He embodies sone key tactics that are essential to political victory
1) always on the offensive
2) communicate ideas clearly in simple ways
3) smash media fools

Posted by: Hopeless at December 19, 2012 05:12 PM (Hi24w)

22 Didn't CBD just do a thread on good nutrition?

Posted by: ontherocks at December 19, 2012 05:12 PM (aZ6ew)

23 There is no hope for America.

Posted by: minometer at December 19, 2012 05:13 PM (TvY24)

24 Egad!

Can't you tuck that photo under the fold?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 19, 2012 05:14 PM (piMMO)

25 Hey, why not? LiB.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2012 05:14 PM (QKKT0)

26 Meh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 19, 2012 05:14 PM (yiIja)

27 Didn't CBD just do a thread on good nutrition?

He did a thread on pizza...that was sadly marred by some green weedy shit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 19, 2012 05:14 PM (/kI1Q)

28 Sometimes, fat jokes are funny.

Chris Christie as President? Not so much.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 19, 2012 05:14 PM (UK9cE)

29 He's a Fat White Male. He's toast.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 19, 2012 05:15 PM (q177U)

30 Can't you tuck that photo under the fold?!

Which fold? Guy's got a lot of 'em.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 19, 2012 05:15 PM (/kI1Q)

31 NO. Just no.

Posted by: Witchfinder at December 19, 2012 05:15 PM (pLTLS)

32 Damn, wish we had just one Christie when we got stuck.

Posted by: The Donner Party at December 19, 2012 05:15 PM (ZOf1l)

33 Whatever. Tell the GOP to wake me when it's election day. In the meantime, they need to leave me alone. No more money or volunteer time, EVER.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 19, 2012 05:15 PM (WWuYG)

34

Outrage switch: /On

Harrumphs: /On

Fumes: /On

Posted by: soothsayer at December 19, 2012 05:15 PM (TRYG6)

35 Thar she blows! The Great White!

Posted by: filbert at December 19, 2012 05:16 PM (NaNKB)

36 21

You forgot 4) Enjoys long walks on the beach and holding hands with a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. About whom he then says very nice, tearful things and to whom he then hands a powerful political ad. The piece of shit.

Posted by: shillelagh at December 19, 2012 05:16 PM (hRzu2)

37 Thanks, Charlie! I appreciate the daytime abbreviation of your name.

Much obliged!

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 19, 2012 05:16 PM (GoIUi)

38 If Christie wins in 2016, will I still be relevant?

Posted by: Zombie William Howard Taft at December 19, 2012 05:17 PM (ZOf1l)

39 I love it!

and Barry can be his running mate!

it's perfect!!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 19, 2012 05:17 PM (J6kXj)

40
at the rate the GOP is going, they'll be lucky to get 50 million votes in 2016

Posted by: soothsayer at December 19, 2012 05:17 PM (TRYG6)

41 Today is 80% lower day. So far my predictions have been 100% and everyone who's followed them has scored big- I told everyone to buy ammo on Election night, for inst- up 30% since then

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:18 PM (XDC0v)

42 To counteract that horrid image, here are my kitties today. They think they are Roof Kittehs.
http://tinyurl.com/d34z3h9

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2012 05:18 PM (J+mgg)

43 Much obliged!


Posted by: Miss Marple at December 19, 2012 05:16 PM (GoIUi)You have the address for the photos?
Both sets...that was the agreement.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2012 05:18 PM (GsoHv)

44 Governor Christie is an Early favorite for the 2016 Presidential elections


Yesssshisss

Posted by: Hillary Rodham McBaggyface at December 19, 2012 05:18 PM (mETGQ)

45 Waaaaaaay non-pointy elbows.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2012 05:18 PM (ccXZP)

46 Well at least the elbows aren't pointy.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 19, 2012 05:19 PM (wSTfB)

47 Christie for President? I think I'm moist.

Posted by: Ann Coulter at December 19, 2012 05:20 PM (ZOf1l)

48 Dave, got any other predictions? You did good!

I should have listened to you and gone out and bought a gun. I hated to spend the money with Christmas coming, but now husband sent me an email telling me to get a shotgun, so I should have done it last month.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 19, 2012 05:20 PM (GoIUi)

49 #43 Oh, sure. Boy will you be disappointed.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 19, 2012 05:21 PM (GoIUi)

50 After having a SBM for 8 years, a FWM is almost a shoe-in. Like him or not, it can NOT be any worse. At least I'd like to think so.

Posted by: Tutu at December 19, 2012 05:21 PM (SCrwx)

51 48 Aren't you in CA? Turners.com

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:21 PM (XDC0v)

52 If Christie wins in 2016, will I still be relevant?

Posted by: Zombie William Howard Taft

Parts of you are still edible.

Posted by: oblig. at December 19, 2012 05:21 PM (cePv8)

53 Thanks CBD! This one made me smile. First time I did today. I really worried that I am going to get frown lines.

Posted by: L, Elle who wants a wookie this year for Christmas at December 19, 2012 05:21 PM (0PiQ4)

54 [CharlieBrown'sD????]

And to think I changed my sock in honor of you getting the blog keys.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget's square dildo at December 19, 2012 05:21 PM (97nMP)

55 "1) always on the offensive"
Posted by: Hopeless at December 19, 2012 05:12 PM (Hi24w)



Holding hands with Obama on the beach isn't "on the offensive". It's just offensive.

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at December 19, 2012 05:22 PM (1wPNG)

56 Even I have standards.









Gonna have to be doggie style.

Posted by: Sandy F. at December 19, 2012 05:22 PM (z9HTb)

57 No.

East coaster? Nah.

Did I mention 'no' already?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 19, 2012 05:22 PM (X/+QT)

58 2
Um no. Just no. We couldn't afford feeding him.

-ZR



Posted by: Zionist Redneck at December 19, 2012 05:07 PM (/4rBF)

Nonsense! These printing presses are operating at a mere 10% of their rated speed.

Posted by: Ben "QE++" Bernanke at December 19, 2012 05:22 PM (9SwFX)

59 48 Remington 870 or Mossberg if you have $$$, Pardner pump or Maverick if you don't. Shotguns are so simple and the design so well-established it doesn't matter.

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:22 PM (XDC0v)

60 213
Governor Crispie Kreme is a favorite my ass.

That fat fucking
obama cocksucking failed old has been rockstar groupie shithead has
about as much chance of actually become the next president as I do.

Go fuck yourself Chris Christie you fat fuck.

You
fucked us good during sandy. Now hopefully your arteries complete the
clogging process and you suffer 2012 massive coranaries in a row before
you explode like an overfilled douche donut filled with rhino jam.

I posted this vitriol in the wrong thread. SO i am reposting it here because the fat fuck deserves it.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 19, 2012 05:23 PM (ovpNn)

61 Haha I bought a primo AR on Friday- what do you think I could get for it now? THINK LIKE THIS AND DO LIKEWISE

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:24 PM (XDC0v)

62 And to think I changed my sock in honor of you getting the blog keys.


We Are All Dildos Now

Posted by: Newsweek's final cover at December 19, 2012 05:24 PM (z9HTb)

63 anybody who votes for that fat fuck obama hugger in the primaries needs to just fucking change parties.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 19, 2012 05:25 PM (ovpNn)

64 Nice roof kitties, Anna Puma! These days, mine think they are Christmas Tree kitties. All the good ornaments are way up high...

Posted by: Chris M at December 19, 2012 05:25 PM (b3vSq)

65
how does pixy make money?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 19, 2012 05:26 PM (TRYG6)

66 Chris M, yeah cats think a Christmas tree is their personal pachinko machine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2012 05:26 PM (J+mgg)

67 No.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at December 19, 2012 05:26 PM (bb5+k)

68 CharlieBrown'sD????

That's Charlie Brown's daddy?

Posted by: ette at December 19, 2012 05:26 PM (nqBYe)

69


Oh, Hell No!

Posted by: Marine One at December 19, 2012 05:26 PM (LpQbZ)

70 From Drudge: Sen. Feinstein: ZERO DARK THIRTY 'dangerous'... Developing...

What's that suppose to mean?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 19, 2012 05:27 PM (jWwDJ)

71 but now husband sent me an email telling me to get a shotgun, so I should have done it last month.>>

I doubt that shotgun prices will be that affected by this since they would not likely be banned this go round. It's the black rifles that are flying off the shelves right now so the wait shouldn't hurt you any for that purchase.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 19, 2012 05:27 PM (81UWZ)

72
Hey Anna the correct answer is the canopy- Malcolm hood

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:27 PM (XDC0v)

73 Under a Christie Administration, date night will be like a serial killer targeting buffets.

Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2012 05:27 PM (K/NRd)

74 You guyz are always saying how you Like really big boobehs.

Posted by: ette at December 19, 2012 05:27 PM (nqBYe)

75 Is the 2016 buffet open already?

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 19, 2012 05:28 PM (5BZec)

76 A northeastern Republican moderate? He's a cinch for the nomination.

I hate that fucking Cacodemon.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 19, 2012 05:28 PM (2x+V2)

77 Ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 19, 2012 05:28 PM (5H6zj)

78 I have an 870 express.
Highly recommend it.
Under $400.
Mossberg 500 even cheaper.
I have read that those 2 models dominate the American market, and based on my experience that would seem to be true.


Posted by: ontherocks at December 19, 2012 05:29 PM (aZ6ew)

79
He embodies sone key tactics that are essential to political victory

1) always on the offensive

2) communicate ideas clearly in simple ways

3) smash media fools





Posted by: Hopeless at December 19, 2012 05:12 PM (Hi24w)

He has his good points, but I don't trust North Eastern Republicans as a general rule, and then he goes and fucks us over just prior to the election?

No.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at December 19, 2012 05:29 PM (bb5+k)

80


I'm going to charge for extra bags.

Posted by: Air Force One at December 19, 2012 05:29 PM (LpQbZ)

81 DAve. So what brought on the RAF field modification for their Mustang IIIs?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2012 05:29 PM (J+mgg)

82 71 I strongly predict Buzz is incorrect- guaranteed ammo is going way up at least- rising tide does what? I am not suggesting anyone pay ludicrous prices for anything but if it's priced right and the money is there you will not see any similar appreciation in anything until there is some stability in this area. Money in the bank is so 1990

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:30 PM (XDC0v)

83 We need a courageous Republican who supports the Ground Zero Mosque and held hands with Soetero.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 19, 2012 05:30 PM (2x+V2)

84 I'm actually happy with Christie as governor. he's doing a good job.

But after he fellated Obama? I will work against him if he runs for national office.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2012 05:30 PM (GsoHv)

85 I will vote for Hillary if this is the case.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 19, 2012 05:31 PM (HDgX3)

86 That guy has 3 right nipples.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 19, 2012 05:31 PM (jWwDJ)

87 I see he's been working out. Fat lot of good it'll do him.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 19, 2012 05:31 PM (G29M8)

88 I can't get past Christie's SCOAMF pandering or muzzie love.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 19, 2012 05:32 PM (aZ6ew)

89 81 Looking for buzzbombs?

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:33 PM (XDC0v)

90 Whoops! He has three LEFT nipples.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 19, 2012 05:34 PM (jWwDJ)

91 what's weird to me is some of the most hardcore anti-Beltway rhetoric comes from people who have RINOish views on select things

Posted by: JDP at December 19, 2012 05:34 PM (60GaT)

92 There's a local outfit that makes high-end ARs 10 miles from me. I talked to a guy in the shops for a technical question yesterday. Great guys, and they don't know what to do other than just put their heads down and work like hell until somebody tells them to stop.

Damn shame they don't do likewise in DC.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 19, 2012 05:34 PM (4Mv1T)

93 I don't think we can tolerate Rubio either. Seems he always has furry vermin in his trash, which could be bad for security reasons. Vermin that behave like the hump-bot. And smell of Valu-rite.

Posted by: tcn at December 19, 2012 05:34 PM (VLG62)

94 Current field of candidates to run against Scott Brown in MA:

Bill Lynch

Mike Capuano

Mike Dukakis

Ben Affleck.



The sad thing is, any of them could beat Brown on any given Tuesday.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 19, 2012 05:34 PM (G29M8)

95

That whole Ugly Americans meme the Eurotrash throw at us will get a whole lot uglier -- and fatter.

Posted by: Beachy Keen at December 19, 2012 05:34 PM (LpQbZ)

96 81 Or getting snuck up on by ME-262's

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:35 PM (XDC0v)

97

I don't trust him.

At. All.

Posted by: Beach at December 19, 2012 05:35 PM (LpQbZ)

98 Then there's the problem of twinkie supplies--we would have one hell of an import/export deficit with Canada.

Posted by: tcn at December 19, 2012 05:35 PM (VLG62)

99 92 That is correct. you should see if they need any help or might even trade you...

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:35 PM (XDC0v)

100 The sucky thing about Brown running is it will once again suck all the money out of the room for down-ticket races in MA.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 19, 2012 05:36 PM (G29M8)

101 Christie made his chops as a State Lawyer who was anti gun....

Nuf said IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 19, 2012 05:37 PM (lZBBB)

102 "A northeastern Republican moderate? He's a cinch for the nomination."

well with Romney he kinda got the worst of both worlds, an inauthentic conservative to the Right and Obama pushing him as the conservatiest conservative ever to others.

i tend to think this moderates vs. true-believers (true-believers as defined by what, it's increasingly unclear these days) thing is overblown though.

Posted by: JDP at December 19, 2012 05:37 PM (60GaT)

103 71 I strongly predict Buzz is incorrect->>

You are probably right long term but in her situation the month difference wont affect her shotgun purchase the way it would of an AR purchase. I looked at the place near my house that sells guns and has an online ad. The ARs are all but off (and not cause the pulled them like Dicks) But the shotguns are still there and some at sale prices.

http://tinyurl.com/ctddpzl
http://tinyurl.com/cvqwqoc

The tactical used to cover several pages and what is left there is the high end for this store.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 19, 2012 05:38 PM (81UWZ)

104 2. Um no. Just no. We couldn't afford feeding him.

-ZR

Posted by: Zionist Redneck at December 19, 2012 05:07 PM (/4rBF)


I bet the Moochelle eats more than he does!

Posted by: Killerdog at December 19, 2012 05:38 PM (TCVO1)

105 anyway point was that dynamic could apply to Christie too, although he seems more liked for his bombast/the teacher's unions thing than any comprehensive conservative ideology tbf

Posted by: JDP at December 19, 2012 05:39 PM (60GaT)

106 I didn't create those question marks by myself.

Posted by: Barry at December 19, 2012 05:39 PM (8WExi)

107

The idea of this is so large, I can't wrap my head around it.

Posted by: Beachstick at December 19, 2012 05:40 PM (LpQbZ)

108 I don't know where you got that picture but it is nasty.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 19, 2012 05:40 PM (DoZD+)

109 An early favorite according to whom?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 19, 2012 05:40 PM (DoZD+)

110 how does pixy make money? In a back alley selling magic dust?

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 19, 2012 05:41 PM (wSTfB)

111 With Charlie Crist as VP? Sounds awesome.

Posted by: Javelina Bomb at December 19, 2012 05:42 PM (Wf+X1)

112

You oughta pull a Vanna, and flip a letter every day for us, CharlieBrown.

Posted by: BeachGames at December 19, 2012 05:43 PM (LpQbZ)

113 We need a new party. The old one smells like stale AoSHQ thread.

Posted by: filbert at December 19, 2012 05:43 PM (NaNKB)

114
An early favorite according to whom?
Posted by: katya





according to a Fairleigh Dickinson University PublicMind poll Of 814 registered voters

So, that that to the bank....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 19, 2012 05:43 PM (kdS6q)

115
it means she heard some chatter about a pending terrorist attack and she's already setting the table to blame a movie

Posted by: soothsayer at December 19, 2012 05:44 PM (TRYG6)

116 108 I don't know where you got that picture but it is nasty.

Austin Powers, with Fat Bastard. "Shag-a-licious, baby, Yea!"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 19, 2012 05:44 PM (4Mv1T)

117 Early favorites are like assholes, everyone has one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2012 05:44 PM (jE38p)

118 at the rate the GOP is going, they'll be lucky to get 50 million votes in 2016

Posted by: soothsayer at December 19, 2012 05:17 PM (TRYG6)



No kidding. This is pathetic.

And, just think; it should even easier to win the White House after 8 years of this clusterfark JEF. Easier than what Romney had handed to him.

Imagine.

But, we'll probably dealing with the first female president bs.

Posted by: BeachGames at December 19, 2012 05:45 PM (LpQbZ)

119 Gov. Christie is just hairy fracking hagus!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 19, 2012 05:46 PM (niZvt)

120 95

That whole Ugly Americans meme the Eurotrash throw at us will get a whole lot uglier -- and fatter.
Posted by: Beachy Keen at December 19, 2012 05:34 PM (LpQbZ)


Okay. Point in his favor then.

One thig I will never consider is the sensabilities of an entire continent of hipster doubebags!

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 19, 2012 05:46 PM (G29M8)

121 Kristie Kreme is a liberal Democrat who happens to not like teachers unions much. He's no different than red-state Democrats who toe the party line 100% except when it comes to guns (up until now that is). Most Democrats have 1 issue where they're not full on communist and it's enough to fool just the right amount of low info moron voters into thinking they're moderate. See Manchin, Joe (D- W.VA) as exhibit A.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 19, 2012 05:46 PM (HDgX3)

122 111
With Charlie Crist as VP? Sounds awesome.

Posted by: Javelina Bomb at December 19, 2012 05:42 PM (Wf+X1)

________________
I say Bloomberg as VP. For just an extra fuck you to conservatives.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 19, 2012 05:47 PM (HDgX3)

123
Steven Spielberg has included New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie on his list of personal heroes.

The famed director – and longtime supporter of the Democratic Party – praised the GOP governor in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published Wednesday.

Pointing to Christie’s handling of Hurricane Sandy, Spielberg said, “He was able to put party politics aside for the greater good. And the fact that he would, right at the end of the election cycle, tell the truth about his gratitude — he was my hero.”

Spielberg also named Nelson Mandela, former President Bill Clinton, former Rep. Gabby Giffords and MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow as people he greatly admires.




Well, certainly does sound like the type of guy the Republicans have been running lately....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 19, 2012 05:47 PM (kdS6q)

124 111 With Charlie Crist as VP? Sounds awesome.
Posted by: Javelina Bomb at December 19, 2012 05:42 PM (Wf+X1)


a Christie/Christ Ticket???/facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 19, 2012 05:48 PM (lZBBB)

125

To counteract that horrid image, here are my kitties today. They think they are Roof Kittehs.
http://tinyurl.com/d34z3h9
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2012 05:18 PM (J+mgg)



Adorable. I used to have 3 kitties. They have all died in the past 5 years or so, and I haven't had the strength to get another. They were 19, 18, 17 when they passed. Long time little live-in friends.

Posted by: Beach Yarn at December 19, 2012 05:48 PM (LpQbZ)

126 But, we'll probably dealing with the first female president bs.


I was not aware that Cory Booker is a woman.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 19, 2012 05:48 PM (G29M8)

127 If so, I'll get to see how it feels to sit home like a lot of people did this last election. Only one thing I can't forgive and that is betrayal.

Posted by: polynikes at December 19, 2012 05:49 PM (m2CN7)

128 I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww,
it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?

Posted by: Bruce at December 19, 2012 05:49 PM (Q6u7O)

129 Chris Christie is exactly......

Who the GOP elite would love to run
Who would fit nicely on the list of Dole, McCain, Romney, and ...
Who Ann Coulter would wet her panties over and then make excuses for
Who has disrespected conservatives enough to get the token media "back pat" in the primaries
Who the Democrats hope is the 2016 nominee

The GOP is dead to me. I will support conservatives in spite of the GOP label but never support another GOP candidate in spite of their beliefs.

Christie is just the kind of guy who would think he could win, but he couldnt even come as close as Romney.

He is an ego driven tool who makes us happy by yelling at the media once in a while.....yippee for small favors...

Posted by: Alec J at December 19, 2012 05:50 PM (A6mOe)

130 117
Early favorites are like assholes, everyone has one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2012 05:44 PM (jE38p)


And everyone else's stinks.

Posted by: tcn at December 19, 2012 05:50 PM (VLG62)

131 Chrris Chrristie?

Ahh've got biggerr chunks of corrrn in mah craaap than him

Posted by: Fat Bastard Michael Moore at December 19, 2012 05:51 PM (Psols)

132 Corn??!!?? Ah don't remembah eatin' corn!!!

Posted by: tcn at December 19, 2012 05:51 PM (VLG62)

133 Christie would demand a federal law that all restaurants become All-You-Can-Eat.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at December 19, 2012 05:51 PM (evdj2)

134 Nice pic...looks like helen thomas.

Posted by: Berserker at December 19, 2012 05:52 PM (FMbng)

135 You want the GOP candidate to lose yet again? Nominate Christie.

Posted by: cranky-d at December 19, 2012 05:52 PM (BB0lA)

136

at the rate the GOP is going, they'll be lucky to get 50 million votes in 2016
Posted by: soothsayer





Bob Dole got 50 million votes. So can you, thunder thighs.

Posted by: Bob Dole


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 19, 2012 05:53 PM (kdS6q)

137 Just in from Cheaper Than Dirt: "In light of recent events, we believe it is prudent to review our policies and procedures to ensure we can continue to provide the products and firearms our customers demand," said Chief Operations Officer Roberta Wilson. "We will resume online sales once we update our process and continue as we have always done by shipping firearms only to FFL dealers." I OFFICIALLY NOW LIFT MY RECOMMENDATION TO BOYCOTT CTD. Folks the time to assume good intentions and leav the gloves on is off. Support those who support us back-

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:54 PM (XDC0v)

138 I don't care who runs in 2016. I'll be voting West, write-in or otherwise.

It's like having your Christmas shopping done in June.

Posted by: K-Bob at December 19, 2012 05:55 PM (Psols)

139 It did sound a little wet there, didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh
heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own
brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok,
analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a
maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would
say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you
smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are
they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

Posted by: Chris Christie on SNL for the peeps at December 19, 2012 05:55 PM (K/NRd)

140 Lets not forget that we got more votes than they did this time, and would have had more EVs too.

The candidate is much, much less important than achieving an even playing field in vote fraud.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 19, 2012 05:55 PM (G29M8)

141 Even I think thatfucker is too fat to be President.

Posted by: William Howard Taft at December 19, 2012 05:55 PM (m2CN7)

142 Christie could run as a democrat and win. He is one.

Posted by: minometer at December 19, 2012 05:55 PM (TvY24)

143 127 Thank you for that.That attitude was the key to President Obama's second term

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:55 PM (XDC0v)

144 Finally, a picture of bare boobeh over which the Moron Horde will NOT get excited, and it's CBD that provides it. Go figure.

Fellow 'rons and 'ronettes, I fear that we're looking at the new surprise-link picture. Helen Thomas and the London Boys? Old and busted. I've got a dollar that says we see Hairy Sumo Boy again.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 19, 2012 05:56 PM (n4EDK)

145 He's your President. You got him elected

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 05:57 PM (XDC0v)

146


Didn't Christie get all wonky and quiet about something re: Obamacare a ways back?

I can't remember what it was. But, he didn't support the conservatives.

Posted by: Beach Whaling at December 19, 2012 05:57 PM (LpQbZ)

147 If they run this fat fuck i am going to finally switch to full on democrat.

No point not going whole hog in.


Why even have a republican party?

Fuck it. Disband now.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 19, 2012 05:59 PM (ovpNn)

148
I strongly predict Buzz is incorrect- guaranteed ammo is going way up at least- rising tide does what? I am not suggesting anyone pay ludicrous prices for anything but if it's priced right and the money is there you will not see any similar appreciation in anything until there is some stability in this area. Money in the bank is so 1990 [i/]

Luckygunner.com is completely out of .223 and 5.56
The march is on.

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 19, 2012 06:02 PM (4S7hN)

149
Uh oh.
Barrel?

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 19, 2012 06:02 PM (4S7hN)

150 Whew, maybe not...

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 19, 2012 06:03 PM (4S7hN)

151 Right now I am more concerned who the Yankee Catcher is gonna be next year more than a front runner for 2016. And I am not that concerned about that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2012 06:03 PM (jE38p)

152 While I was waiting to be served, the store took two calls on magazines. The answer was the same: nobody has them at the moment.

Posted by: K-Bob at December 19, 2012 06:05 PM (Psols)

153 Country has gone over the cliff. Doesn't matter anymore who we run until after the revolution when there are a whole lot less of us and them, but mostly them.

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at December 19, 2012 06:06 PM (ovpNn)

154 Your chance to work on an 18th-century ship
By Jacqueline Klimas - Staff report
Posted : Wednesday Dec 19, 2012 8:46:55 EST
Sick of noisy flight decks? Done with far-off deployments?

Apply to sail back into the 18th century.

The Navy is seeking sailors to serve on the frigate Constitution — the same ship that sunk four English warships in the War of 1812.

Those selected “get to be part of 215 years of naval history on the most historic warship,” said Cmdr. Matthew Bonner, the ship’s commanding officer. “They get to be part of that legacy that started in 1797 and continues on through today.”

Want to join them in Boston Harbor?

The following billets aboard the frigate Constitution are available immediately, unless otherwise noted. Most tours last three years:

• Chief boatswain’s mate

• Yeoman first class

• Logistic specialist first class

• Mass communications specialist first class (January)

• Two boatswain’s mates third class, though any third class petty officer is eligible

• Two culinary specialists third class (February)

• Damage controlman fireman


What didn't they have Dentists onboard back in the day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2012 06:06 PM (jE38p)

155 148 Try freedom munitions

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:06 PM (XDC0v)

156 155 And by try i mean buy as much as you can

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:07 PM (XDC0v)

157 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2012 06:03 PM (jE38p)

The scary thing is that signing Ichiro decreased the average age of the team.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2012 06:08 PM (GsoHv)

158 153 What a perfect precription for sitting on my fat ass

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:09 PM (XDC0v)

159 May your chains sit lightly

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:09 PM (XDC0v)

160 The scary thing is that signing Ichiro decreased the average age of the team.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2012 06:08 PM (GsoHv)


The way the Yanks are going cheap, Hal Steinbrenner must be selling the team?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2012 06:10 PM (jE38p)

161 Exile machine has mags all day at the best prices. Get some now-

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:10 PM (XDC0v)

162 My college age daughter is a bit of a bellweather: smart, pretty informed for her age, willing to listen to other arguements, but infused with the Jon Stewart / Stephen Colbert sensibility of hip irony, ironic hipness, hiprony, ironip, or whatever it is that they do.
Romney: absolutely zero ability to connect with her, regardless of any intellectual argument tried.
Christis, unsolicited: "I could see voting for Chris Christie"

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 19, 2012 06:12 PM (Hj9yW)

163 161 p.s. That's why I ordered mine 4 days ago... can'tpeople see when a storm is coming?

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:13 PM (XDC0v)

164 Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:06 PM (XDC0v)

All .223 is sold out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2012 06:13 PM (GsoHv)

165 164 Try usaammo

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:14 PM (XDC0v)

166 164 or TargetSports

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:14 PM (XDC0v)

167 164 Sorry guys I told you on election night... which i why you should listen now too.

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:16 PM (XDC0v)

168 Exile has mags. Go buy some.

Posted by: DAve at December 19, 2012 06:17 PM (XDC0v)

169
Christie? Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
If I even so much as smell a fucking RINO!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chas at December 19, 2012 06:22 PM (9AxVP)

170 I was asked very politely.

I did it anyway.

But I figure after 6:00pm anything goes, so it will go back to normal if they let me post some more.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2012 05:09 PM (GsoHv)

Yeah, it came as a shock when they asked your to guest post and your first posts show up as CharlieBrown'sDildo.

Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: blindside at December 19, 2012 06:22 PM (x7g7t)

171 162
My college age daughter is a bit of a bellweather: smart, pretty
informed for her age, willing to listen to other arguements, but infused
with the Jon Stewart / Stephen Colbert sensibility of hip irony, ironic
hipness, hiprony, ironip, or whatever it is that they do.

Romney: absolutely zero ability to connect with her, regardless of any intellectual argument tried.

Christis, unsolicited: "I could see voting for Chris Christie"



Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 19, 2012 06:12 PM (Hj9yW)

________________________________
I heard that from my inlaws about Romney. Yeah maybe we could vote for him. That lasted about a month before they went into full "He's an evil Bain capitalist who eats puppies for brunch".

What the RINOs of the world don't get is the MFM will turn them all into Hitlers. They did to Dole, to McCain and to Romney. They'll do it to Kristie Kreme as well.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 19, 2012 06:24 PM (HDgX3)

172 Who you fixin' to fight there DAve? Assuming you can fasten the velcro on your walkers...

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 19, 2012 06:25 PM (AVfT8)

173 171,
Well, they'll certainly try. In some ways, though, Christie is the inverse of Romney. On a gut level, he connects, but then you start looking at policies and talking yourself out of it. Romney, OTOH,made intellectual sense on a certain level, but felt wrong, and conservatives spent the early campaign talking themselve into him (with only mixed success).
Regardless, GOP needs a candidate who can connect at the gut level, before another generation of voters concludes that the GOP just isn't right for them. All the policy papers in the world won't change many minds once that happens.

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 19, 2012 06:31 PM (Hj9yW)

174 Umm,
Who is the Dem nominee going to be? We can just start calling him/her Mr/Mrs President now to save time.

Posted by: Oldcrow at December 19, 2012 07:19 PM (WxSk8)

175 oh joy... another fucking RINO asshole wannabe demonrat.

not just no but fuck no. hopefully by 2016, we will have been able to un-ass Failifornia for Texas, so we can help seal the state borders and watch it fucking burn.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 19, 2012 07:31 PM (8MasJ)

176
@173 Yeah but your problem is that the GOP candidate needs to also connect with their base, and I don't see Christie doing that.
I swear the Dems lost two elections in 2000 and 2004 and you did see them going full on moderate. Nope- they ran as far left as they could. Only the GOP shoots themselves in the foot and thinks our principles and policies aren't "good" enough.
Christie doesn't believe in the GOP or Conservative principles, so he will not connect with a younger generation, because he can't sincerly defend or explain principles he doesn't believe in.
We need someone to connect WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVES THE things they are selling to the public. Not some GOP lite elitist...

Posted by: melle1228 at December 19, 2012 07:43 PM (YBi1q)

177
Not only no, but hell fucking no.
The last thing the Republican/Conservatives need is another liberal NE govenor to lead them deeper into the wilderness. Someone needs to hit him with a clue by four to remind him about who he's been cuddling up with and why TFG is so despised.

Posted by: Gmac at December 19, 2012 08:03 PM (IanLz)

178
Governor Christie is an Early favorite for the 2016 Presidential elections

If the GOP is looking to solidify their losses, they can't go wrong pushing him as the nominee...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 19, 2012 11:54 PM (A3ftE)

179 Ah lahk eetin yer bebbies. Testee luttle boogers, thum bebbies. Now Ahm gonna veeto thus bull, bit Ah nid more bebbies in bebby souse, ta kip ma strinth up. Prusadintin iz hod worruk, nid lotsanlotsa bebbies.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at December 20, 2012 01:20 AM (21TJo)






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