Feminine products for the burning [@PurpAv]

When it burns, there's going to be ummm...certain disruptions that 'rons are more naturally equipped to deal with. Since this will be an equal opportunity burning, 'ettes will want some high-tech tools to equalize access.

Let's face it, nobody wants the have to squat or hover with their britches down in a ummm... "fluid" situation where you might need to bolt quick.

The Freshette product line lets women have all the mobility advantages men do while doing a number 1.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:02 PM

Comments

1 Que?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 18, 2012 05:53 PM (b+jI9)

2 Formula 404 ...

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 18, 2012 05:54 PM (ipHzj)

3 Go ahead. Go to stadiumpal dot com.

Don't say I did not warn you

Posted by: CUS at December 18, 2012 05:54 PM (84pE9)

4 Depends for the SMOD.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 05:54 PM (QdVWw)

5 The power of Kate. This thread has been up and hour and nobody noticed it?

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:55 PM (53z96)

6 When did this place become a shit-hole?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 18, 2012 05:55 PM (b+jI9)

7 If one is very good with that little tube, one might be able to write their name in the snow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2012 05:56 PM (GBDbf)

8 Go sit on a toilet in a state park in Wisconsin in January before you make mock.

Posted by: HeatherRadishā„¢ at December 18, 2012 05:56 PM (/kI1Q)

9 When did this place become a shit-hole?
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 18, 2012 05:55 PM (b+jI9)

Hey now that we have women in combat, the american populace should know kinda how marine ette's pee in a convoy and such

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2012 05:56 PM (79ueO)

10 some years ago there was a disposable version of this called 'le funnelle' or something like that. it never caught on.

Posted by: el polacko at December 18, 2012 05:56 PM (H+1aM)

11 I first saw one of these in a hiking mag back in 1981. My girlfriend said they were unnecessary in that you just "thunder piss" as she called it.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 18, 2012 05:56 PM (jWwDJ)

12 When did this place become a shit-hole?

Drink more. You won't notice it as much.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 18, 2012 05:57 PM (+inzX)

13 Don't forget to waggle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx_cmAIyaDQ

Chips and drips.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 18, 2012 05:57 PM (ipHzj)

14 I bet Kate Upton owns dozens of these, though.

Hey, did anyone else get a postcard from Ace?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 18, 2012 05:57 PM (jWwDJ)

15 I have a shed in my backyard that was inclosed in the pool area. It has a refer and did have a stereo. I had a 5 gal bucket full of rocks with holes in the bottom buried in the ground on one side with a funnel and tygon tube running to it for guys to pee in. (Beer you know)

I had a woman use it one evening while we were all out there drinking. It was held to the wall with a bungee cord. She just removed it from the wall and went to town.

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (53z96)

16 Vic,

I love Kate. Your words are hurtful.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (V70Uh)

17 I've been pondering this little quandry. You men can laugh and groan but we womens gotta live with it. So, shut up.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (DoZD+)

18 This is not helping me find another Christmas present for my husband.

Nor did the last post, since I can't afford new boobs.

Focus, people. I'm getting desparate here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (SUKHu)

19 Protects against uneven terrain?
Piss flows downhill, figure it out.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 18, 2012 05:59 PM (YgF3N)

20 Nice try ladies, but it still won't let you write your name in the snow.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 18, 2012 06:00 PM (SY2Kh)

21 >>> 12 When did this place become a shit-hole?

Depends™.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 18, 2012 06:00 PM (YgF3N)

22 Right now somebody somewhere is figuring out product placement angles for The Freshette. My money is on Babs Streisandstrapping one on for "FockersIV, The Wettening".

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2012 06:00 PM (tkoGU)

23 I hope they have commercials on TV.

Would go well with the Vaginal Mesh and Mens Quick and Easy Prelubed Travel Catheter advertisments.

Sweet!!

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2012 06:00 PM (fWAjv)

24

goto Magellan's dot com or some such traveler catalog site

entire sections devoted to both

Restop 1
Restop 2

lol, not kidding

http://www.magellans.com/health-and-hygiene/health-and-hygiene-hygiene
I love that catalog.

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 06:00 PM (LpQbZ)

25 Wow someone marketed a pink funnel.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 18, 2012 06:01 PM (0q2P7)

26 This is not helping me find another Christmas present for my husband.

I suggest one of Kate's fingernails and a cloning kit.

And about 20 years.

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2012 06:01 PM (6TB1Z)

27 This is not helping me find another Christmas present for my husband.

Nor did the last post, since I can't afford new boobs.

There exist women who paid for their own new boobs?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 18, 2012 06:01 PM (SY2Kh)

28 Focus, people. I'm getting desparate here.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (SUKHu)

Budget?

Posted by: Jake in ID at December 18, 2012 06:01 PM (W6iIX)

29 You know who this helps don't you?

Posted by: Huigh Hewitt at December 18, 2012 06:01 PM (aZ6ew)

30 Give you husband a gift card. It puts the responsibility on him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2012 06:02 PM (v8RoL)

31 >>>Focus, people. I'm getting desparate here.

Get him a viking horn (with stand) to drink his beer from. What guy wouldn't love that?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 18, 2012 06:02 PM (0q2P7)

32
I'm trying to figure out how you would use one of those things.

Now, with a pair of jeans...which have a front zipper...yeah, I can see how it would be easy to use.
But not all girl pants have a front zipper.

So I guess that the required dress code for a 'Freshette' would be jeans.

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 06:02 PM (K4wCe)

33 Consider if you will, the plight of one Eric Loomis. Having moved higher into the echelons of education, it's clear that an inversion has occured in his intellectual capacity, causing him to enter, ...the Twilight Zone.

[ At McCain's place --> http://tinyurl.com/cq8fsph ]

A Moron-worthy effort, indeed.

Posted by: K-Bob at December 18, 2012 06:03 PM (pl46K)

34 Amazon gift cards rule.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2012 06:03 PM (tkoGU)

35 Get him a viking horn (with stand) to drink his beer from.

Ya know, after enough beer, the freshette could probably pass for a Viking horn. Okay, maybe a gay Viking.

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2012 06:03 PM (6TB1Z)

36 This is not helping me find another Christmas present for my husband.

Nor did the last post, since I can't afford new boobs.

Focus, people. I'm getting desparate here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (SUKHu)

Spatula City!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 18, 2012 06:03 PM (ipHzj)

37 Get him a viking horn (with stand) to drink his beer from. What guy wouldn't love that?

Ahem.

Posted by: The Celts at December 18, 2012 06:03 PM (+inzX)

38 Ummmmm. Ok. I could have gone through the rest of my life not knowing this.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2012 06:03 PM (yyaQZ)

39 It would work with a dress as long as it wasn't one of those super tight sheath dresses.

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 06:03 PM (53z96)

40 I just learned the other day that the "uroclub" is a thing that exists. uroclub.com
Think urine. Think golf club. Then have a look.

Posted by: fb at December 18, 2012 06:03 PM (JVEmw)

41 Go sit on a toilet in a state park in Wisconsin in January before you make mock.>>

That's why they make Fuzzy seat covers to use in the outhouse.

http://tinyurl.com/d7pyzdm

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 18, 2012 06:04 PM (81UWZ)

42 Queer Eye for the Viking Guy - New series on OWN?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:04 PM (QdVWw)

43 Get him a viking horn (with stand) to drink his beer from. What guy wouldn't love that?

Ahem.
Posted by: The Celts at December 18, 2012 06:03 PM (+inzX)

Oh you would have so done the same thing if you thought of it sooner.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 18, 2012 06:05 PM (0q2P7)

44 I'm afraid to even ask how in the hell did you find this PurpAV?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 06:05 PM (GEICT)

45 My sister went into awe-inspired shock when my Grandmother, after entering a throughly filthy gas station toilet somewhere in West Texas, showed her that if you stood just so and held your.....um....
business just so you could pee into a toilet just like a guy.

No idea how that works.

Perhaps one of you moronettes would care to explain.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2012 06:05 PM (54vf8)

46 What's the problem, ladies? Just whip your dick out and take a piss where ever you feel like. Why is that so difficult?

Posted by: Elana Kagan at December 18, 2012 06:05 PM (hpYnL)

47
We can still talk about Kate Upton. She is now my favorite subject.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2012 06:05 PM (yyaQZ)

48 >>> Focus, people. I'm getting desparate here.

Firearms. Or ammo for firearms, depending on budget. Both are running in short supply.

Barring that, a bottle of really good booze, that he would never buy for himself.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)

49 I'll bet Kate's would still jiggle while peeing with one of those things.

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 06:06 PM (53z96)

50 44 I'm afraid to even ask how in the hell did you find this PurpAV?

He's one of those "sensitive, thoughtful" types.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 18, 2012 06:06 PM (+inzX)

51 I'm afraid to even ask how in the hell did you find this PurpAV?[//i]

It was related to an unfortunate beer bong incident.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 18, 2012 06:06 PM (SY2Kh)

52 IF Kate Upton did a commercial for this product, so many Morons would buy it.... just because of Kate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:07 PM (QdVWw)

53 oops, italics fixed

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 18, 2012 06:07 PM (SY2Kh)

54 We fill-ins have to remember to correct the date stamps on our posts. I forgot to do the same on mine.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:07 PM (piMMO)

55 do we have barrel?

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 06:07 PM (53z96)

56 43 Get him a viking horn (with stand) to drink his beer from. What guy wouldn't love that?

Ahem.
Posted by: The Celts at December 18, 2012 06:03 PM (+inzX)

Oh you would have so done the same thing if you thought of it sooner.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 18, 2012 06:05 PM (0q2P7)

No, we wicked pagans drink from the skulls of our fallen enemies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 06:07 PM (GEICT)

57 Just what were you Binging when this came up?

Huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:07 PM (piMMO)

58

Focus, people. I'm getting desparate here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (SUKHu)

what does he like to do (other than singing)?

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 06:08 PM (LpQbZ)

59 18
This is not helping me find another Christmas present for my husband.

Nor did the last post, since I can't afford new boobs.

Focus, people. I'm getting desparate here.

Posted by: Mama AJ

BJ's are cheap.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 18, 2012 06:08 PM (b+jI9)

60 Depends for the SMOD.

For the forgetful SMOD. FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 06:08 PM (30+YO)

61 Focus, people. I'm getting desparate here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (SUKHu)

Hobbies?
Kindle HD?

Computer/xbox/whatever games?

One year, when I couldn't think of something to get my husband, I bought a shit ton of different expensive beers. One or two bottles of each. You could put them all in a new cooler or something.

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 06:08 PM (X6akg)

62 No, we wicked pagans drink from the skulls of our fallen enemies.

Erin Go Bragh, bro!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 18, 2012 06:09 PM (+inzX)

63
I'm afraid to even ask how in the hell did you find this PurpAV?

The guy who invented it worked at Rockwell too in the early 80's.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 18, 2012 06:09 PM (INNvP)

64 Rockwell for the Shuttle. And this was one of the ideas that were rejected right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:09 PM (QdVWw)

65
39It would work with a dress as long as it wasn't one of those super tight sheath dresses.

But you'd have to use one hand to hike your skirt up...while holding the Freshette thingy with the other.
Or it could get messy.

And you'd be flashing yourself from the frontal view, because your skirt was hiked up.

I think jeans are probably the best way to go, with one of these things.

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 06:10 PM (K4wCe)

66 If the Viking horn were to have its tip cut off and replaced with a cork, you got a dual-use device.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 18, 2012 06:10 PM (INNvP)

67 Mama AJ. If you fear a gift card would be tucked in the wallet and never used just go to the hardware or gun store and buy something random if you don't know what the DH might want (as long as they have decent return policy) He can then return and exchange it and have the fun of browsing the tools or guns --or golf stuff ....... Guys may say they hate to shop but most like browsing for 'toys' just fine.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 18, 2012 06:10 PM (dkExz)

68
heh, Protects against poison ivy. It might be smart just not to pee near the poison ivy, just sayin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2012 06:10 PM (69Mdf)

69
There was a young man named Gene.
Who invented a f******g machine.
It was concave and convex;
It fit either sex.
But, Oh what a bastard to clean.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 18, 2012 06:11 PM (l3vZN)

70 >>>IF Kate Upton did a commercial for this product, so many Morons would buy it.... just because of Kate.

Well I could use it to funnel oil into the car. Fill my Kerosene lamps when they get low...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 18, 2012 06:11 PM (0q2P7)

71 Purple Avenger has got his keys back!

jimi ray should be along any minute to tell you that you don't know shit about feminine hygiene products, while he has written 16 scholarly papers on the subject.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2012 06:11 PM (ccXZP)

72 Might work for fat dudes as well, like Jabba the Hut, Michael Moore, or Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 18, 2012 06:11 PM (K+mtQ)

73 But wouldn't it make "more sense" to bring about equality in the other direction? And just think of all the jobs that could be created/saved. Snip.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:11 PM (AoWJ4)

74 Well I do not really think it was designed for long skirts. Think tactical and fleeing the zombies through the woods. So jeans should be the order of the day.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:11 PM (QdVWw)

75 protects against wind and rain and snow? WTF?!

not gonna lie... I would use it. there are some seriously disgusting public bathrooms out there.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at December 18, 2012 06:11 PM (DGIjM)

76 One year, when I couldn't think of something to get my husband, I bought a shit ton of different expensive beers. One or two bottles of each. You could put them all in a new cooler or something.
Posted by: Tami

That is a really good idea. Or just park 'em in the beer fridge that night. You DO have a beer fridge, right? If not, that can be his next birthday present.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 06:11 PM (4Mv1T)

77 And this was one of the ideas that were rejected right?

I don't know if he ever pitched it to NASA. It would have been too cheap anyway. They'd go with the $100,000 solution.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 18, 2012 06:12 PM (INNvP)

78 Focus, people. I'm getting desparate here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (SUKHu)

I'm sure there are pieces of the Americans for Prosperity tent on e-bay by now...

Kinda -- "tear down that wall" theme, just wrong side.

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 06:12 PM (LpQbZ)

79 >>The guy who invented it worked at Rockwell too in the early 80's.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 18, 2012 06:09 PM (INNvP)

.....and had a wife that was a royal fucking pain on road trips.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 06:12 PM (aZ6ew)

80 My urologist warned me about "the burning."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 06:12 PM (XkWWK)

81 Therewas a unisex version of this in a high-performance single-seat airplane I once owned, one where the seat was reclined like in an F-16, so you know you didn't EVER want to use it!

Imagine a large turkey baster bulb with one side cut away to form a large opening that could serve either sex (supposedly). So the external opening was about 2 inches across, but it narrowed down to a fairly tiny hole that led into a rubber tube maybe 1/4 inch in diameter that emptied out the bottom of the plane. I told my wife that even if I was able to use it without indicent, the drain hole was so small that it would back up and overflow.

So one day we are showing my little hotrod to two other couples and naturally one of the girls asks "what if you have to pee?" My wife reaches down and pulls the turkey baster out of its pouch and says "You pee in this, but the hole is too small for sherlock."... appearing to point to the external 2-inch hole.

Later both the girls sent me emails that said "Call me!".

I might have made that last part up, but the expressions on their faces indicated it probably crosed their minds!

Posted by: sherlock at December 18, 2012 06:13 PM (BaQuW)

82 Beers of the World sampler pack as Tami said. Then note which one he really likes and for next birthday or Christmas buy a good supply of that one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:14 PM (QdVWw)

83 jimi ray should be along any minute to tell you that you don't know shit about feminine hygiene products, while he has written 16 scholarly papers on the subject.

***

Lol, but, yep!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:14 PM (piMMO)

84 They'd go with the $100,000 solution.

First thing we do is mount the astronette in a centrifuge and spin it up. Then tell her to let it rip.

Posted by: NASA engineers at December 18, 2012 06:14 PM (6TB1Z)

85 Guys may say they hate to shop but ...

Home Depot, Lowes...

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 06:15 PM (LpQbZ)

86 Was j*m* r*y banned?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 18, 2012 06:15 PM (jWwDJ)

87 Guys may say they hate to shop but ...

Home Depot, Lowes...

That's not shopping. That's hunting.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. it. Burn at December 18, 2012 06:16 PM (d0Dmj)

88 62 Erin Go Bragh, bro!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 18, 2012 06:09 PM (+inzX)

Slainte!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 06:16 PM (GEICT)

89 NASA tried that with Apollo and razors. After blowing untold thousands of dollars, they went to the local drug store to buy safety razors and shaving cream.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:16 PM (QdVWw)

90 Mama, is there an activity he likes to do with you or something he's expressed an interest in?

Racing? Boxing? Wrestling? Dancing?

How about lessons or tickets to something you can attend together. Even better if it's something you've resisted doing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:16 PM (piMMO)

91 Used by women all over the world - including women in the military

Because a Smart Milblog® isn't just about guns and tanks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 06:16 PM (QKKT0)

92 mount the astronette in a centrifuge and spin it up. Then tell her to let it rip.

I paint this!

Posted by: Jackson Pollock at December 18, 2012 06:16 PM (INNvP)

93 not gonna lie... I would use it. there are some seriously disgusting public bathrooms out there.

More disgusting than carrying around an object you just peed on?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 18, 2012 06:16 PM (SY2Kh)

94 How about lessons or tickets to something you can attend together. Even better if it's something you've resisted doing.

3 way?

Posted by: rickb223 Let. it. Burn at December 18, 2012 06:16 PM (d0Dmj)

95 Why does it hurt when I pee?

Posted by: Zombie Zappa at December 18, 2012 06:17 PM (cakeU)

96

bluenile.com
cufflinks
ships overnight

Posted by: beach at December 18, 2012 06:17 PM (LpQbZ)

97 re disgusting than carrying around an object you just peed on?

****

PRECISELY what I was thinking!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:17 PM (piMMO)

98 Focus, people. I'm getting desparate here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (SUKHu)

1) His own falcon.

Plus: Falconning For Idiots Guide Book

The Plus for you? Freshly mauled rabbits for pan-frying = free dinner

2) A set of assless-chaps for you for Hubby's Naked Cowgirl Rodeo Nights

The Plus for you? Uh....Naked cowgirl rodeo nights!

3) His own Slurpee machine...full of microbrew beer for beer slurpees

You're welcome!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2012 06:17 PM (54vf8)

99 3 way?
Posted by: rickb223 Let. it. Burn at December 18, 2012 06:16 PM (d0Dmj)

****

D they sell tickets to those?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:18 PM (piMMO)

100 Damn, I forget we can't have the links here.
My hash is an homage to Cake Girl.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2012 06:18 PM (cakeU)

101 This post could have been helpful in last night's overnight thread gift counseling. :-)

Posted by: OCD Con at December 18, 2012 06:18 PM (+Gft4)

102 You guys are awesome.

I'll probably get him a gift card with money my mom or MIL sent.

He just bought ammo and hasn't used any of it yet.

I like the beer in cooler idea. Could go over to Cost Plus World Market and get beer and other yummies in a "man basket" aka cooler.

Thanks, all y'all.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 06:18 PM (SUKHu)

103 1) His own falcon.

pffffft

Posted by: Guy with moose head at December 18, 2012 06:18 PM (6TB1Z)

104 Mama AJ, does he workout?

A TRX is a great gift too. Little pricey, ($200 ish) but can be used almost anywhere and it's an excellent workout.

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 06:18 PM (X6akg)

105 I see the Freshette comes in pink.

Do they make them in camo for the mil-gals?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:19 PM (piMMO)

106 "Might work for fat dudes as well, like Jabba the Hut, Michael Moore, or Rosie O'Donnell."
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 18, 2012 06:11 PM (K+mtQ)

Or the people at this wikipedia page (NSFW or your eyes)

here --> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiguous_genitalia

Posted by: K-Bob at December 18, 2012 06:19 PM (pl46K)

107 3 way?

Posted by: rickb223 Let. it. Burn at December 18, 2012 06:16 PM (d0Dmj)

****

D they sell tickets to those?

Do you really want to pay for it?

Posted by: rickb223 Let. it. Burn at December 18, 2012 06:20 PM (d0Dmj)

108 Those two reporters that were just released had to go through daily mock executions.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 18, 2012 06:20 PM (jWwDJ)

109 2) A set of assless-chaps for you for Hubby's Naked Cowgirl Rodeo Nights

Point of order. ALL[/b[ chaps are assless.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 06:20 PM (4Mv1T)

110 Sorry....here's the TRX link. http://tinyurl.com/bo4nvrb

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 06:20 PM (X6akg)

111 It comes with a carry pouch so its not like it dripping pee all over your purse or backpack.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 18, 2012 06:20 PM (INNvP)

112 Do they make them in camo for the mil-gals?

They have a ghilli cover that slips right over it.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2012 06:20 PM (cakeU)

113 If Sandra Fluke actually got a paying job, it would be as a Feminine Urinary Director.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2012 06:20 PM (tiOTz)

114 "105 I see the Freshette comes in pink.

Do they make them in camo for the mil-gals?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:19 PM (piMMO) "

One wonders what color Boehner's is.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:20 PM (AoWJ4)

115
Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2012 06:18 PM (cakeU)

Damn, garrett...that really *is* a cool hash.
I never get cool hashes like that.

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 06:21 PM (K4wCe)

116 Those two reporters that were just released had to go through daily mock executions.
Posted by: Walkers! at December 18, 2012 06:20 PM (jWwDJ)

yep, blindfolded

Posted by: beach at December 18, 2012 06:21 PM (LpQbZ)

117 You guys are awesome.

I'll probably get him a gift card with money my mom or MIL sent.

He just bought ammo and hasn't used any of it yet.

Honestly? MOAR ammo! A guy can never have too much ammo.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. it. Burn at December 18, 2012 06:21 PM (d0Dmj)

118 Actualy one with the AoShq logo might sell big time.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 18, 2012 06:21 PM (jWwDJ)

119

An aid for der sitzpinkler, ja?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 06:21 PM (XkWWK)

120 105 I see the Freshette comes in pink.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:19 PM (piMMO)

Damn misogynists.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 06:21 PM (GEICT)

121

Egad. Not the barrel

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 06:21 PM (4Mv1T)

122 I'm having trouble imagining that you ran this pass 'Mad As Hell' before posting ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2012 06:21 PM (AsRy8)

123

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2012 06:22 PM (6TB1Z)

124 Sort or related and In the "does the onion have a tv channel now?" department the tv local morning show said that the FAA had approved an airline seat that the cushion lifts up and its a toilet seat. WTF? Perhaps this is for cargo planes with just a handful of seats but the tv segment starting by saying the airplane bathroom may become unnecessary. I never ever want to fly on a passenger plane with toilet seats, but I guess if they go to naked passergers as part of TSA safety rules it would all flow together.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 18, 2012 06:22 PM (dkExz)

125 "123

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2012 06:22 PM (6TB1Z) "

Your best work yet, pep.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:23 PM (AoWJ4)

126

I wonder if Tingles tried to catch one of the JEF's tears.

He could have used one of these funnels.

Posted by: Fake Tears Testing Facility at December 18, 2012 06:23 PM (LpQbZ)

127 Sure, let's call it tears.

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2012 06:24 PM (6TB1Z)

128 "126

I wonder if Tingles tried to catch one of the JEF's tears.

He could have used one of these funnels.

Posted by: Fake Tears Testing Facility at December 18, 2012 06:23 PM (LpQbZ) "

It's not his tears Tingles is after.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:24 PM (AoWJ4)

129 They sell extension tubes up to 48" long!

Is that for irrigating the farm?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:24 PM (piMMO)

130 My current hash has VW in it. Which is cool since we have a 58 VW in the garage - forever restoration project.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:24 PM (QdVWw)

131
111It comes with a carry pouch so its not like it dripping pee all over your purse or backpack.

And most of us girls have some kleenexes or something, stashed in our purses or pockets...something to wipe with.
So I would imagine wiping the thing afterward, would be called for.

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 06:24 PM (K4wCe)

132 On the P-3 aircraft, we only have a stand up "pisser" for use. Women aircrew have been using this item for quite a while. Affectionately known as the "Shenis." It makes it much easier to hit the target, so to speak, when we're bouncing around at 300 feet.

Posted by: oldsailor88 at December 18, 2012 06:24 PM (2oNjs)

133 I'm having trouble imagining that you ran this pass 'Mad As Hell' before posting ...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 18, 2012 06:21 PM (AsRy

heh.

Posted by: Fake Tears Testing Facility at December 18, 2012 06:24 PM (LpQbZ)

134 A guy can never have too much ammo.

I literally ran out of places to lock mine up today, short of buying a bigger safe.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 06:24 PM (4Mv1T)

135 Meh, slap a Hello Kitty logo on it and MAYBE I'll be interested.

Posted by: Y-not at December 18, 2012 06:25 PM (5H6zj)

136 "130 My current hash has VW in it. Which is cool since we have a 58 VW in the garage - forever restoration project.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:24 PM (QdVWw) "

Pffft. I'm holding out for TRBNT. Or perhaps L4D44.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:25 PM (AoWJ4)

137 Good news. Today my wife said we should take a gun safety course together and get a gun. Who says there is no progress?

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2012 06:26 PM (6TB1Z)

138 Oh no, the Hello Kitty Freshette. To go with the Hello Kitty 'back massager'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:26 PM (QdVWw)

139

ACE'S PROPHESIES

What I can't understand is the simple hate, the
hate for hate's sake, the hate of The Other for the sake of Self-Affirmation. I
especially can't understand the hate coming from the sort of people who will
insist to you, quite seriously, that they have essentially purged all primitive
and dark emotion from themselves and now exist on an elevated Oprah/Chopra
plane of pidgin Zen harmony and balance.

Likewise this sort of thing -- the "taking
delight" or laughing at some kind of human flaw or sin -- is of such a de
minimis or venial nature that I wonder if we overconcern ourselves with
this sort of thing in order to avoid thinking too much about more serious
things.

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:26 PM (XDC0v)

140 Meh, slap a Hello Kitty logo on it and MAYBE I'll be interested.

I think I'll refrain from the obvious kitty double entendre.

Must. Not. Arrrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 18, 2012 06:27 PM (+inzX)

141
129 They sell extension tubes up to 48" long!

Is that for irrigating the farm?

Maybe that's for hanging it out the window? ...As you're driving down the road?

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 06:27 PM (K4wCe)

142 Mama, is there an activity he likes to do with you or something he's expressed an interest in?

Seriously? Did you think that through before you wrote it? Sheesh!

Posted by: KellyFromMesquite at December 18, 2012 06:27 PM (ELMcf)

143 t comes with a carry pouch so its not like it dripping pee all over your purse or backpack.

And most of us girls have some kleenexes or something, stashed in our purses or pockets...something to wipe with.
So I would imagine wiping the thing afterward, would be called for.

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 06:24 PM (K4wCe)

ahaha

you're better off buying the disposable ones

Restop 1

http://restop.com/products/restop1.html

Posted by: Fake Tears Testing Facility at December 18, 2012 06:28 PM (LpQbZ)

144 Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:26 PM (XDC0v)

Sorry dude, I worked all day and have had a couple of drinks. I don't get any of that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 18, 2012 06:28 PM (3Y7RV)

145 "139

ACE'S PROPHESIES

What I can't understand is the simple hate, the
hate for hate's sake, the hate of The Other for the sake of Self-Affirmation. I
especially can't understand the hate coming from the sort of people who will
insist to you, quite seriously, that they have essentially purged all primitive
and dark emotion from themselves and now exist on an elevated Oprah/Chopra
plane of pidgin Zen harmony and balance.

Likewise this sort of thing -- the "taking
delight" or laughing at some kind of human flaw or sin -- is of such a de
minimis or venial nature that I wonder if we overconcern ourselves with
this sort of thing in order to avoid thinking too much about more serious
things.

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:26 PM (XDC0v) "

Yep. That was some of ace's better work.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:28 PM (AoWJ4)

146 58 VW in the garage

Which type?
Love the pre-66 VWs.
I am looking for an early squareback right now.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2012 06:28 PM (cakeU)

147 I think I'll refrain from the obvious kitty double entendre.

Must. Not. Arrrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 18, 2012 06:27 PM (+inzX)

If I managed to refrain when a certain potential velociraptor snack mentioned someone needing to give Gabe a hand, you can refrain now.

Go stare at the soothing, soothing Upton some more.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 18, 2012 06:29 PM (Gk3SS)

148 141
129 They sell extension tubes up to 48" long!

Is that for irrigating the farm?

Maybe that's for hanging it out the window? ...As you're driving down the road?
Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 06:27 PM (K4wCe)

That'd be pretty damn impressive to force it 4' and up and over the window.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 06:29 PM (GEICT)

149 If I managed to refrain when a certain potential velociraptor snack mentioned someone needing to give Gabe a hand, you can refrain now.

Wth?!? I've been good all day!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 06:30 PM (GEICT)

150 Garret it is a 1958 Type 143 US.

Good luck on the Type 3 station wagon. Any reason why an early square and not say a Notch?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:30 PM (QdVWw)

151 President Double-downgrade has secured his place among the worst MF's of all SCOAMF-dom in history ever at all...

"Congrats, Barry. US falls out of top 10 most prosperous nations"

[ here --> http://tinyurl.com/cofpe63 ]

Posted by: K-Bob at December 18, 2012 06:31 PM (pl46K)

152 The thing about ammo is that if you only have a certain amount you tend to save it for possible emergencies. You really have to get a lot before you feel comfortable just using it going out and blasting or practicing which you really need to

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:31 PM (XDC0v)

153 >>>Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2012 06:18 PM (cakeU) >Damn, garrett...that really *is* a cool hash.

Imagine you had to choose between garrett's hash and mine...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 06:31 PM (SUKHu)

154 What I can't understand is the simple hate, the
hate for hate's sake, the hate of The Other for the sake of Self-Affirmation. I especially can't understand the hate coming from the sort of people who will insist to you, quite seriously, that they have essentially purged all primitive and dark emotion from themselves and now exist on an elevated Oprah/Chopra plane of pidgin Zen harmony and balance.

Likewise this sort of thing -- the "taking delight" or laughing at some kind of human flaw or sin -- is of such a de minimis or venial nature that I wonder if we overconcern ourselves with this sort of thing in order to avoid thinking too much about more serious
things.

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:26 PM (XDC0v) "

FIFY
Formatting. It's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 06:32 PM (4Mv1T)

155 "151 President Double-downgrade has secured his place among the worst MF's of all SCOAMF-dom in history ever at all...

"Congrats, Barry. US falls out of top 10 most prosperous nations"

[ here --> http://tinyurl.com/cofpe63 ]

Posted by: K-Bob at December 18, 2012 06:31 PM (pl46K) "

Equality is on the march. Downward!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:32 PM (AoWJ4)

156 Go stare at the soothing, soothing Upton some more.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 18, 2012 06:29 PM (Gk3SS)

Thank you, my Queen.

Since I know this too is also your nightly ritual, I've taken the liberty of calling the projectionist and preparing your private box at the Alextopia IMAX and Brew House. The driver will be around in 2 minutes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 18, 2012 06:32 PM (+inzX)

157 "153 >>>Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2012 06:18 PM (cakeU) >Damn, garrett...that really *is* a cool hash.

Imagine you had to choose between garrett's hash and mine...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 06:31 PM (SUKHu) "

Ha!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:32 PM (AoWJ4)

158 Wth?!? I've been good all day!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 06:30 PM (GEICT)

I said potential. We're keeping an eye on you. Polly says hi.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 18, 2012 06:33 PM (Gk3SS)

159 >>Any reason why an early square and not say a Notch?

Mostly for the shape/room.
I really want another Type II, but I'm not dropping the cash for a solid one...those things are ridiculously expensive, now.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2012 06:33 PM (cakeU)

160 144 Ace said it. If I said the same thing right now I'd just get lit into, so I just let him say what I'm thinking. One of the markers of the Kool Kids Klub on this blog is that we all agree to hate the same person.

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:33 PM (XDC0v)

161 Peter Jackson redoes 'Jurassic Park' in 48FPS IMAX 3D.

Ah yes, many dwarves of Moira were snacked that day.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:34 PM (QdVWw)

162 I'm tired, I have no wit and no heart today. I will bow out and make a drink. Love yuse Guys and gurls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 18, 2012 06:34 PM (3Y7RV)

163 154 Especially if you do it right: the most important thing of that whole piece was the one you omitted: that Ace said it

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:35 PM (XDC0v)

164 Take care OSP. Hope to hear more on the book.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:35 PM (QdVWw)

165 I'm tired, I have no wit and no heart today. I will bow out and make a drink. Love yuse Guys and gurls.

Fair winds, OSP

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 18, 2012 06:35 PM (+inzX)

166 "160 144 Ace said it. If I said the same thing right now I'd just get lit into, so I just let him say what I'm thinking. One of the markers of the Kool Kids Klub on this blog is that we all agree to hate the same person.

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:33 PM (XDC0v) "

You really might be a better man than me. I should have said something.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:35 PM (AoWJ4)

167 Hang in there, OSP!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 06:35 PM (SUKHu)

168 oops. My bad.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 06:35 PM (4Mv1T)

169 I'm tired, I have no wit and no heart today. I will bow out and make a drink. Love yuse Guys and gurls.

****

Feel better, OSP.

Drop back in when you can.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:36 PM (piMMO)

170 "162 I'm tired, I have no wit and no heart today. I will bow out and make a drink. Love yuse Guys and gurls.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 18, 2012 06:34 PM (3Y7RV) "

Later. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:36 PM (AoWJ4)

171 So wait...do I need a straw for the Freshette, or can I drink straight from the tap?

Posted by: MadisonConservative at December 18, 2012 06:36 PM (sb+ta)

172 Take care OSP. Hope to hear more on the book.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:35 PM (QdVWw)

The waiting. It's the hardest part. Yeah, I quoted you, you blonde FKN stoner.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 18, 2012 06:36 PM (3Y7RV)

173 "Congrats, Barry. US falls out of top 10 most prosperous nations"

****

I expect he's off high-fiving Jarrett as we speak.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:37 PM (piMMO)

174 158
I said potential. We're keeping an eye on you. Polly says hi.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Considering waiting until after March Madness. at December 18, 2012 06:33 PM (Gk3SS)

*grumbles*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 06:37 PM (GEICT)

175 How cool would it be if it came with one of those Krazy Straws? Pretty cool, I think.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 18, 2012 06:37 PM (YgF3N)

176 "171 So wait...do I need a straw for the Freshette, or can I drink straight from the tap?

Posted by: MadisonConservative at December 18, 2012 06:36 PM (sb+ta) "

Get a video of that, and you might become the next Internet sensation.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:38 PM (AoWJ4)

177
2 straws, 1 cup?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 18, 2012 06:38 PM (YgF3N)

178 That'd be pretty damn impressive to force it 4' and up and over the window.

***

An angry pee'er

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:38 PM (piMMO)

179 Garret, here is expensive - http://www.oldbug.com/schwim1.htm

And this is a video showing someone literally digging a 1959 Type 2 Single cab out of the dirt.
http://youtu.be/xsaYK9P6m68

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:38 PM (QdVWw)

180 Wow,I typed "viking horn" into the Amazon search box on the main page of this here blog...just to be silly...but there they are.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 06:39 PM (SUKHu)

181 OSP. Um what?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:39 PM (QdVWw)

182 "171 So wait...do I need a straw for the Freshette, or can I drink straight from the tap?

Posted by: MadisonConservative at December 18, 2012 06:36 PM (sb+ta) "

Get a video of that, and you might become the next Internet sensation.

****

If those things aren't being used as beer funnels I'd be surprised.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:39 PM (piMMO)

183 Anna, I have heard some terrible rumors being disseminated about you. They're not true, are they?

(You're not a blonde, are you?

)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:39 PM (AoWJ4)

184 Anna
Can I help with the 58?
My first car was a 59 that the neighbor had in the back field for about 15 years.
Learned to snag and swap engines in about 25 minutes.
Not world class mind you, but not bad for a 16 year old with nothing but a floor jack and four cinder blocks.
Loved that car.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2012 06:39 PM (GBDbf)

185 I covered a similar product on my blog back in August- might make a good Christmas present for someone's husband.
Link in my nick.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 18, 2012 06:40 PM (1OZSU)

186 OSP. Um what?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:39 PM (QdVWw)

See, I'm tired, Tom Petty, I meant Tom Petty.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 18, 2012 06:40 PM (3Y7RV)

187 An angry pee'er

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:38 PM (piMMO)
----------
An angry pee'er of the Realm of Alextopia?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:40 PM (QdVWw)

188 171
So wait...do I need a straw for the Freshette, or can I drink straight from the tap?

That kinda shit is gonna cost you extra.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 18, 2012 06:41 PM (INNvP)

189 "173 "Congrats, Barry. US falls out of top 10 most prosperous nations"

****

I expect he's off high-fiving Jarrett as we speak.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:37 PM (piMMO) "

Nah. He's probably ... off with Holder and Carney.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:41 PM (AoWJ4)

190
Greeting's, 'rons and 'ettes.

Soooo, we're celebrating the Holidays with feminine products, are we?

Nothing says Merry Christmas like, um, whatever that thing is. But it should be noted if there was a Kate Upton model, say, personally autographed, I'd consider one. For purely scientific reasearch, of course.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 06:44 PM (yiIja)

191 OSP. Um what?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:39 PM (QdVWw)

See, I'm tired, Tom Petty, I meant Tom Petty.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 18, 2012 06:40 PM (3Y7RV)

The Waiting is the hardest part, Tom Petty, I quoted him, not you hon.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 18, 2012 06:45 PM (3Y7RV)

192 "Congrats, Barry. US falls out of top 10 most prosperous nations"

[ here --> http://tinyurl.com/cofpe63 ]

Posted by: K-Bob at December 18, 2012 06:31 PM (pl46K) "

It's Bush's fault, tho.

Posted by: Fake Tears Testing Facility at December 18, 2012 06:45 PM (LpQbZ)

193 VIA, I appreciate the offer. But the engine has been pulled. Interior ripped out - aftermarket junk. Doors are just shells now. Gas tank pulled.

This poor Ghia is an archeology expedition. First because the craftsmen at Karmann hand built it and would change things on the production line. So knowing the date it was built is key to an accurate restoration. And second because the second owner butchered it to make a resto-mod out of the poor thing, so we have to undo all the changes he did - like he cut the metal dash for an after market radio/CD-player, splicing the wiring harness, and so on.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:46 PM (QdVWw)

194 The signed special limited edition Michelle Obama model is full of holes. It doesn't work and it pisses all over you.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 18, 2012 06:46 PM (INNvP)

195 Well, now that I have embarressed myself I will stay and ask one question. Why is a Douche bad. Doesn't it leave special things clean and fresh. Why is it negative. I just never got that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 18, 2012 06:47 PM (3Y7RV)

196 "190
Greeting's, 'rons and 'ettes.

Soooo, we're celebrating the Holidays with feminine products, are we?

Nothing says Merry Christmas like, um, whatever that thing is. But it should be noted if there was a Kate Upton model, say, personally autographed, I'd consider one. For purely scientific reasearch, of course.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 06:44 PM (yiIja) "

Kate Upton? No such luck. Michelle or Sandra Fluke. The Regime is very Pro-Choice.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:47 PM (AoWJ4)

197 188
That kinda shit is gonna cost you extra.

---------------

I'll just go before Congress and ask them to pay for it.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at December 18, 2012 06:47 PM (sb+ta)

198 OSP, I kinda figured it was something like that. I know tired brains make opps that can lead to terrible things. You rest up and see you later.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:47 PM (QdVWw)

199
Eliminates: wobbly positions when boating

Hmmm -- apparently dames do more pissing over the gunwale than you'd probably think.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2012 06:47 PM (kdS6q)

200 OSP, I kinda figured it was something like that. I know tired brains make opps that can lead to terrible things. You rest up and see you later.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:47 PM (QdVWw)

Thank God, cool, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 18, 2012 06:48 PM (3Y7RV)

201 Speaking of pee:

Columbia University Official Calls Israeli Soldiers “Terrorists”…

From the same school that gave Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a platform to spew his anti-Semitic venom.

JTA — A photo and text calling an Israeli soldier a “terrorist” and “killer” were removed from the Facebook page of a Columbia University program director.

Maryam Zohny, program director of the university’s Center for Palestine Studies, removed the post from her personal Facebook wall after the Anti-Defamation League sent a letter to Columbia University President Lee Bollinger expressing concern about the post.

The post that Zohny shared on Dec. 13 read: “Israeli terrorist ‘Nofar Mizrahi’/Killer of the Martyr Muhamad Salayme/Wanted by the Resistance.” The post, which has been circulating on Facebook, includes the photo of the female Israeli soldier and the logos of several Palestinian terrorist groups.

Mizrahi is the Israeli soldier who last week shot and killed a Palestinian teen in Hebron as he threatened another soldier with what turned out to be a toy gun.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2012 06:49 PM (79ueO)

202 If those things aren't being used as beer funnels I'd be surprised.

Corona tastes the same before and after anyways.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2012 06:49 PM (o1kXv)

203
The signed special limited edition Michelle Obama model is full of holes. It doesn't work and it pisses all over you.

The Rosie O'Donnell Limited Edition comes with its own GPS System for easier retrieval.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 06:50 PM (yiIja)

204 "195 Well, now that I have embarressed myself I will stay and ask one question. Why is a Douche bad. Doesn't it leave special things clean and fresh. Why is it negative. I just never got that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 18, 2012 06:47 PM (3Y7RV) "

Because a douche exists to serve (and not God). It isn't truly alive. Or sentient.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:50 PM (AoWJ4)

205 as he threatened another soldier with what turned out to be a toy gun.

I'm on the job 7x24.

Posted by: Natural Selection at December 18, 2012 06:51 PM (INNvP)

206 Congrats, Barry. US falls out of top 10 most prosperous nations

But I've built the largest army in the world. What do you think's going to happen when I turn off food stamps because the Republicans cut spending?

Posted by: Comrade Zero at December 18, 2012 06:51 PM (FcR7P)

207 Well, now that I have embarressed myself I will stay and ask one question. Why is a Douche bad. Doesn't it leave special things clean and fresh. Why is it negative. I just never got that.

****

It is a self-cleaning vessel. Douching beyond only occasionally screws with the PH, leading to stinky infections and, when used immediately after intercourse, can actually force the sperm up the tract and increase the chances of impregnation.

All that said, I suspect none of it has anything to do with WHY we use it as a pejorative term.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:53 PM (piMMO)

208

... and, on Drudge:

"EXCLUSIVE: Fear of being committed may have caused Connecticut gunman to snap"

"NEWTOWN, Conn. – The gunman who slaughtered 20 children and six adults at a Connecticut elementary school may have snapped because his mother was planning to commit him to a psychiatric facility, according to a lifelong resident of the area who was familiar with the killer’s family and several of the victims’ families."

They all knew, and they all had known for some time.

Posted by: Arbalest at December 18, 2012 06:53 PM (1AYWG)

209 Doe your 58 have semaphores?

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2012 06:53 PM (PrqJW)

210 Douche, enema, et al.

All of these leave us/them nice and, uh, Fresh. Yea! Fresh!

The by-product of the process however, er-uh.

Bleechhh.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 06:54 PM (4Mv1T)

211
From the Freshette Testimonials Page:
“Freshette is a wonderful product and I cannot imagine six to eight weeks in a body
cast without it.” Lubley R.

Presented without comment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 06:54 PM (yiIja)

212 "207 Well, now that I have embarressed myself I will stay and ask one question. Why is a Douche bad. Doesn't it leave special things clean and fresh. Why is it negative. I just never got that.

****

It is a self-cleaning vessel. Douching beyond only occasionally screws with the PH, leading to stinky infections and, when used immediately after intercourse, can actually force the sperm up the tract and increase the chances of impregnation.

All that said, I suspect none of it has anything to do with WHY we use it as a pejorative term.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:53 PM (piMMO) "

Yes. Increasing the chance of impregnation would be tragic...

(But that's not what douches are usually accused of.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 06:55 PM (AoWJ4)

213 Anna
No problem.
But one day, Ima gonna own another one.
So,I guess with a full resto, there would be no interest in a 110HP rat motor, running at about 8,000rpm with twin webbers, lightened fly wheel, oversize jugs, 4 into one stinger, etc?

Yes, I was a motorhead in my misspent youth.

Post pics if you get a chance, would love to see it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2012 06:55 PM (GBDbf)

214 204 I have a visceral hatred for anything that spends more time up in there than I do

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:55 PM (XDC0v)

215 One of the markers of the Kool Kids Klub on this blog is that we all agree to hate the same person.
Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:33 PM (XDC0v)

I see Alex is gone (not alexthechick).

Posted by: beach reason at December 18, 2012 06:55 PM (LpQbZ)

216 Shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 06:55 PM (yiIja)

217 >>>The by-product of the process however, er-uh.

What do you have against Vinaigrette?

Posted by: Summer's Eve Marketing Dept. at December 18, 2012 06:56 PM (PrqJW)

218 Garret, no semaphores. Actually it has blinkers.

One of the 'neat' things about this car. Not a single spade connector, all screw terminals. Which calls for a jeweler's screwdriver. Fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:56 PM (QdVWw)

219 Oh look, the italics are here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2012 06:56 PM (GBDbf)

220 Ahem.

::: nods toward barrel :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 18, 2012 06:56 PM (+inzX)

221
Alcohol had nothing to do with that.

I plead diminished capacity.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 06:57 PM (yiIja)

222 110HP? The Karmann Ghias were 'famous' for being the world's slowest Italian designed sports car.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:57 PM (QdVWw)

223 Shit indeed. Now the fun begins. Five posts infected with teh italics.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 06:57 PM (4Mv1T)

224 Yes. Increasing the chance of impregnation would be tragic...

(But that's not what douches are usually accused of.)

***

Some women think that using them right after sex will "wash away" the results when it actually just swishes it around some more.

I now picture Bruce Willis, circa Look Who's Talking.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:58 PM (piMMO)

225
::: nods toward barrel :::

I said "Shit"...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 06:58 PM (yiIja)

226 The smart way to get a nice old car is to find someone who's gotten 90% of the way through one and has run into money problems. Otherwise after all that work you end up with something worth less than what you spent building it. How much does a window crank cost? Add it up-

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 06:59 PM (XDC0v)

227 Then there is Chris Addington and his 1969 Karmann Ghia.
http://youtu.be/ClbSpALMGGE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 06:59 PM (QdVWw)

228 Barkeep, i'll have a vinegar and water, on the rocks.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 18, 2012 06:59 PM (YgF3N)

229 Oh look, the italics are here.

Famous last words of the Suebi, circa 55 BC.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 07:00 PM (QKKT0)

230 I said "Shit"...

This does not absolve you of you crime against humanity.

In fact, it amounts to a confession.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 18, 2012 07:00 PM (+inzX)

231 I grew up riding in old Squarebacks, Karmann ghias and Bugs and I'm happy to now have a car that doesn't have any of the problems they all did.

I'm glad I can turn on the radio without the headlights dimming!

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 07:00 PM (SUKHu)

232 DAve, that is nice. This car is a hobby. We know the prices for each part needed. It is not pretty because there were so few built. But its a hobby.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:01 PM (QdVWw)

233 It's okay, BB, the barrel now smells like vinegar.

Just don't think about why...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 07:01 PM (SUKHu)

234 I'm glad I can turn on the radio without the headlights dimming!

****

I had forgotten about that!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 07:01 PM (piMMO)

235 It's... the Italics Inquisition.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 07:01 PM (4Mv1T)

236
Ha! PressTV has blamed the murders in Conn, on Israeli death squads, I shit you not!

http://goo.gl/rUUyR

Posted by: Walkers! at December 18, 2012 07:01 PM (jWwDJ)

237 "224 Yes. Increasing the chance of impregnation would be tragic...

(But that's not what douches are usually accused of.)

***

Some women think that using them right after sex will "wash away" the results when it actually just swishes it around some more.

I now picture Bruce Willis, circa Look Who's Talking.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 06:58 PM (piMMO) "

No, I get it. A lot of the psychological undercurrents that underlie that thought process are interesting, though.

(It's not all fear of teh overpopulation.)
(Or even laziness.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 07:02 PM (AoWJ4)

238 Just don't think about why...

That's naaaaasty.

Posted by: Cleveland Brown at December 18, 2012 07:02 PM (+inzX)

239 Yeah the 6V VWs were well 'famous' for being stingy on juice. Sandpaper in every toolkit because corrosion never sleeps.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:03 PM (QdVWw)

240 Anna, yup.
Learned to turn a wrench, and port/polish heads with a friend that ran a VW speed and race shop.
Used to do the Slalom/autocross racing, thing, and wound up rebuilding his race engine at the end of the season, and stuffing it into a 69.
Used to race 327 Camaros on the street circuit in Allentown in 75-77 before they shut it down. Short city blocks and good shifting could surprise many a chevy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2012 07:04 PM (GBDbf)

241 Here is a guy in NV's 58 Karmann Ghia cabriolet. Only 1200 made and first year cabriolet. We own a coupe.
http://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?t=403985

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:04 PM (QdVWw)

242
It's okay, BB, the barrel now smells like vinegar.

Just don't think about why...

Hey, this is new. Where did this plastic tube come from?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 07:05 PM (yiIja)

243 No, I get it. A lot of the psychological undercurrents that underlie that thought process are interesting, though.

****

For me, it's simple. If someone is relying on a douche for birth control, it warrants a serious WTF?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO)

244 I covered a similar product on my blog back in August- might make a good Christmas present for someone's husband.
Link in my nick.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 18, 2012 06:40 PM
-------------------------
You have a blog? You should tell AllenG to get one.

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at December 18, 2012 07:05 PM (ay6+/)

245 VIA, care to do a totally stock rebuild of a 1200cc 36HP motor?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:05 PM (QdVWw)

246
A review:

I do own the Freshette. Don’t like it particularly much. As to say it bluntly, pee exits my tube in a swirl. The way the tube is stored gives it a bend and that makes the pee come out in a swirl and increases the likelihood that you get wet. If you don’t pay attention and the bend is to one side then you wet yourself. You can’t aim also with all that swirling going on.

Story of my life....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2012 07:06 PM (kdS6q)

247 "243 No, I get it. A lot of the psychological undercurrents that underlie that thought process are interesting, though.

****

For me, it's simple. If someone is relying on a douche for birth control, it warrants a serious WTF?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO) "

Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 07:06 PM (AoWJ4)

248 I learned to drive on steep hills in a 63 Bug (this was in 86).

It would die until thoroughly warmed up, so I was an expert at using the clutch and gas to "stop" on hills.

It wouldn't stay in fourth gear, so I couldn't go on freeways.

The brakes worked most of the time and it didn't always pull to the left when you used them.

etc. etc.

Don't ask me about the time my mom thought taking the squareback through a car wash was a good idea.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 07:07 PM (SUKHu)

249 What do you know, the gun used in CT wouldn't have qualified as an "assault weapon" under the 1994 ban. But why let facts get in the way of a good old fashioned hysterical rush to ban gun?

http://reason.com/blog/2012/12/18/would-adam-lanzas-rifle-have-been-covere

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 18, 2012 07:08 PM (HDgX3)

250 LOL

Sorry Mama AJ. I just have this image based from Risky Business. All this water coming out of a Squareback and someone saying 'All right who is the U-boat commander?'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:08 PM (QdVWw)

251 BB- Several weeks ago I screwed up with the italics three times in one night, in the same hour even. Fortunately I had to go "night-night" before the final sentence was pronounced.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 07:09 PM (4Mv1T)

252 222
110HP? The Karmann Ghias were 'famous' for being the world's slowest Italian designed sports car

200+hp is very doable today using the bug motor. 300hp if you're willing to accept diminished durability.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 18, 2012 07:09 PM (INNvP)

253
Another review:

Uncharacteristically for me, and for climbing gear, it’s very girly and pink. It was odd to use at first, but it’s become my 11th Essential. And I tell just about anyone about it who will listen….If outdoor etiquette comes up in conversation, I try to sneak in the statement: “I can pee like a guy.”

BTW - that's also considered an ideal ice-breaker while doing the weekend singles-mingle at the Long Beach Home Depot.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2012 07:10 PM (kdS6q)

254 PurpAv, really don't need it to be a speed demon. Why we have the Shelby GT500.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:10 PM (QdVWw)

255 "249 What do you know, the gun used in CT wouldn't have qualified as an "assault weapon" under the 1994 ban. But why let facts get in the way of a good old fashioned hysterical rush to ban gun?

http://reason.com/blog/2012/12/18/would-adam-lanzas-rifle-have-been-covere

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 18, 2012 07:08 PM (HDgX3) "

Appeals to emotions are a powerful thing. And the masses of the people are weak. And scared.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 07:10 PM (AoWJ4)

256 You have a blog? You should tell AllenG to get one.
Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at December 18, 2012 07:05 PM (ay6+/)

*****

I've heard rumors about Allen G thinking about blogging, wonder if he'll ever get around to it...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 18, 2012 07:10 PM (1OZSU)

257 S'alright, Anna, it's funny now, from a safe and dry distance.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 07:10 PM (SUKHu)

258
BB- Several weeks ago I screwed up with the italics three times in one night, in the same hour even. Fortunately I had to go "night-night" before the final sentence was pronounced.

Eventually, everybody gets a turn in the barrell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 07:11 PM (yiIja)

259 >>>If you don’t pay attention and the bend is to one side then you wet yourself. You can’t aim also with all that swirling going on.

This is every guy's problem at 3AM, or ANYTIME when drunk.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 18, 2012 07:11 PM (4Mv1T)

260 Anna
That's the one without cam bearings, right?
Cam rode directly on the block halves.
Have you had this case split yet and verified that the block is usable?

I couldn't do the engine here, but I could possibly reach out to a friend in Pa
Are you a member of "The Group"
We could email there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2012 07:12 PM (GBDbf)

261 >>You can’t aim also with all that swirling going on.

Story of my life....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2012 07:06 PM (kdS6q)

If that review came from where it looks like it came from, that's pretty authoritative stuff.......moving, actually.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 07:12 PM (aZ6ew)

262 If outdoor etiquette comes up in conversation, I try to sneak in the statement: “I can pee like a guy.”

"Ooooh, look at me, I can pee like a guy!" Just sod off.

Posted by: Chaz Bono at December 18, 2012 07:12 PM (QKKT0)

263 I think we should start a blog to write about how Allen should start a blog.

Maybe if we all contribute some thoughtful prose, he'll actually go through with it.

BRB, checking to see if "Undedicated Ninether" dot blogspot is taken...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2012 07:13 PM (SUKHu)

264 Why we have the Shelby GT500.

But you can't embarrass young punks in Camaros with that, because they won't challenge you at a stoplight.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 18, 2012 07:13 PM (INNvP)

265 260 No cam bearings? Don't you people know LAAAMME when you see it?

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 07:14 PM (XDC0v)

266 Mama Aj, yeah they all are from the perspective of a few years. Even when I rolled my red Beetle. 3.5 times and landed on the passenger side. During that whole even time seemed to freeze because I could only say in my mind two words, 'oh sh*t!' before it stopped. Then the rear glass fell out but did not break. My Dad came out to rescue me. Even with a bent front beam and messed up shift linkage he drove it home. Where it never left the yard again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:14 PM (QdVWw)

267 Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 18, 2012 07:16 PM (AoWJ4)

268
Even with a bent front beam and messed up shift linkage he drove it home. Where it never left the yard again.

Aha! An Alabama Tomato Planter!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 07:17 PM (yiIja)

269 VIA. Second owner yanked this motor and split-case transmission out. Slapped in a Fisher Buggies 1600cc DP and 67 swing axle. Then he sold the original motor and transmission. Luckily we kept track of who bought them and got them back. This motor has never been split apart yet, buyer got it as a spare for his 57 Ghia so it sat before he sold it back.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:19 PM (QdVWw)

270 Even with a bent front beam and messed up shift linkage...

Who's been snooping in my medical records?

Posted by: Lurking Flaneur at December 18, 2012 07:19 PM (ay6+/)

271
later, hosen

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 18, 2012 07:20 PM (YgF3N)

272 Backwards Boy, LOL. Actually someone showed up and bought it. One less thing for my Mom to nag my Dad about.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:20 PM (QdVWw)

273 265
260 No cam bearings?

Not really an issue. That was never the prevalent failure mode on the 1100/1200cc 36/40hp versions. The high-silicon aluminum and magnesium was sufficient.

Number 3 running hot with too tight valves, and cylinder hold down bolt pulls outs were the biggest problems.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 18, 2012 07:21 PM (INNvP)

274 leider, hosen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:21 PM (QdVWw)

275
I dated a girl once whose brother had a Bug with a Corvair engine, highly modified with a cam, 3 two-barrels and headers. It was pretty quick.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 18, 2012 07:26 PM (yiIja)

276 PurpAv
Sounds like you have stayed current on these things, where I haven't really played with them much in the last 30 years.

But boy, were they fun to grow up with in the 70's.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2012 07:28 PM (GBDbf)

277 I had a bone stock 1961'ish vintage 1200cc engine (converted to 12v in a later model Super Beetle for a while years ago.

It got 40+ MPG on the highway with the old Paleo-tech Solex 28 PICT carb, having the aerodynamic characteristics of a brick wall.

This progress thing ain't all its cracked up to be.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 18, 2012 07:29 PM (INNvP)

278 Or a 1990 Honda Civic CRX that could get 48MPG on the highway.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 07:39 PM (QdVWw)

279 #3 sat behind the oil cooler and didn't get its share of coooling air.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 18, 2012 07:57 PM (l3vZN)

280 Esqa-tu va ala plage Evette?

Posted by: Butters at December 18, 2012 08:21 PM (3o1W0)

281 Jeepers, with a little pump, a reverse osmosis membrane, some tubing, and a bite valve, you're already at "Recycling! Recycling!"

Posted by: Thorvald at December 18, 2012 08:51 PM (1V6Pv)

282 I did not see any demo videos showing protection against thorns, though they clearly claim it on the home page.

I am not impressed.

Posted by: Obamao at December 18, 2012 09:03 PM (JtyGg)

283 This product would be more awesome if it came with a little set of dangling balls.

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2012 09:59 PM (K/NRd)

284 It's a cup with a tube. For sale, $23-40. Why in the hell are we discussing feminine hygiene products at all? Much less rip-off ones?

Posted by: Cowboy at December 19, 2012 12:41 AM (WcgMM)

285 trade;

Posted by: wiserbud at December 20, 2012 02:01 PM (gCa4h)

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