Why so sad boo boo? [laceyunderalls]

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1 Lacey! How the hell are you?!


Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2012 05:46 PM (X6akg)

2
I was gonna make a Pelosi joke, but I realized that she's too attractive.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2012 05:47 PM (TIIx5)

3 Tami Faye following in Jim's footsteps...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 17, 2012 05:47 PM (YcNMX)

4 MA!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 05:48 PM (79ueO)

5 I was feeling pretty down and out up until now. Thanks, Smoking Gun!

Posted by: NR Pax at December 17, 2012 05:48 PM (8Tzev)

6 WTF IS ANDREA MITCHEL DOING WITHOUT MAKEUP?!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 17, 2012 05:49 PM (KCvsd)

7 The girl in the number three photo is cute.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2012 05:49 PM (3x3F6)

8 John Boehner's Life Coach?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2012 05:49 PM (lZBBB)

9 Aretheta Mills, 54, was arraigned on charges of 2nd degree petty theft, when she attempted to siphon motor oil from a victim's vehicle ... with her eyes.

Posted by: angler at December 17, 2012 05:50 PM (SwjAj)

10 Hillary isn't aging well.....it's the hair....

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at December 17, 2012 05:50 PM (UOM48)

11 The local package store ran out of Marlboro reds.

Posted by: Ben at December 17, 2012 05:50 PM (xTHBC)

12 3
Tami Faye following in Jim's footsteps...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 17, 2012 05:47 PM (YcNMX)



Hey, hey.....it's TAMMY Faye....or it was.

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2012 05:50 PM (X6akg)

13 Just found out Hostess closed, so no Twinkies?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2012 05:50 PM (lZBBB)

14 Ed Schultz's mom.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at December 17, 2012 05:51 PM (UOM48)

15 Finally escaped from Keith Olbermann's bedroom closet.

Posted by: wiserbud at December 17, 2012 05:51 PM (gCa4h)

16 The guy arrested for drugs/dope looks like he came right out of central casting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 05:52 PM (79ueO)

17 Just found out that Ace, the LUV of her Life, was on VaCay without her?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2012 05:52 PM (lZBBB)

18 Ok, new game: find the most self absorbed narcissistic piece of writing on the interwebs from the past week.
My entry:
http://www.thefrisky.com /2012-12-14/ true-story-im-paid-less-because-im-a-woman-but-its-mostly-my-fault/

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2012 05:52 PM (3x3F6)

19 A Dark Side of the Moon tat on his neck?

Posted by: CUS at December 17, 2012 05:52 PM (84pE9)

20 Too much fun

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 17, 2012 05:52 PM (8sCoq)

21 But Firefly was such a cool show!

Posted by: joncelli at December 17, 2012 05:53 PM (CWlPF)

22 Chris Matthews in drag?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at December 17, 2012 05:53 PM (UOM48)

23 Crying because she can't afford to get her roots done.

Posted by: simply put at December 17, 2012 05:53 PM (6AJ1R)

24 Justin Bieber's greatest fan arrested after trying to beat up Selena Gomez.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 05:53 PM (+k/kq)

25 She's still better-looking than Mooch.

Posted by: Y-not at December 17, 2012 05:54 PM (5H6zj)

26 Don't blame me, I warned her it was big.

Posted by: Peter North at December 17, 2012 05:54 PM (feFL6)

27 Just found out that Obama is not, in fact, the second coming of Jesus Christ

Posted by: wiserbud at December 17, 2012 05:54 PM (gCa4h)

28 27
Just found out that Obama is not, in fact, the second coming of Jesus Christ




Early thread winner?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at December 17, 2012 05:55 PM (UOM48)

29 She found out Richie Brockelman will not be making a comeback.

Posted by: twoslaps at December 17, 2012 05:55 PM (pbUEP)

30 Gina Ternow, 63, was booked last evening for bestiality. She was specifically charged with unlawful sexual congress with a mule, who, unfortunately also had dysentery.

Posted by: angler at December 17, 2012 05:55 PM (SwjAj)

31 She's a NY Giants fan?

Posted by: wiserbud at December 17, 2012 05:56 PM (gCa4h)

32 She just got the letter from Wayne Newton's attorneys.

Posted by: joncelli at December 17, 2012 05:56 PM (CWlPF)

33 Two words: Waterproof mascara, bitch.




Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2012 05:57 PM (X6akg)

34 Paint huffing: Not as easy as it sounds.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 17, 2012 05:57 PM (SY2Kh)

35 She is Helen Thomas' long lost love child.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 05:57 PM (+k/kq)

36 She has "anger management issues" and a dreadful stylist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at December 17, 2012 05:57 PM (UOM48)

37 No, check that, she heard Richie Brockelman WILL be making a comeback.

Posted by: twoslaps at December 17, 2012 05:58 PM (pbUEP)

38 First pics of Secretary Clinton since her accident.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 17, 2012 05:58 PM (0hSOJ)

39 Toby the Beagle's "girlfriend".....the later years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at December 17, 2012 05:58 PM (UOM48)

40
My -ex, the Daughter of Satan.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 17, 2012 05:58 PM (yiIja)

41 >>The girl in the number three photo is cute.

A hint o' teh crazy eyes, though.

Posted by: jakeman at December 17, 2012 05:58 PM (96M6e)

42 Hillary with makeup.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 17, 2012 05:59 PM (BVkEs)

43 She's a journalist who's boss would not allow her to go to Newtown, CT for an exclusive on-the-spot interview with the owner of the gas station where the shooter once bought a Coke and a bag of Doritos.

Posted by: wiserbud at December 17, 2012 05:59 PM (gCa4h)

44 Let's see, full dilution in the eye bags with only a couple streams down each eye. Demarcation all the way out to the edge on both eyes. No clear flow patch from either eye. All points to an external source of fluid. Lack of splotching rules out rain; also the even basin like appearance of the bowls and the side streak of a stream on her right eye suggest fluid was added while the head was horizontal (looking up) position then the head was adjusted to looking forward and allowed the fluid to stream down her cheeks.

A massive misuse of eye drops while wearing some form of non water proof makeup.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 17, 2012 05:59 PM (0q2P7)

45 She looks vaguely Native American.

Somebody must've really been littering the shit out of her neighborhood.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 17, 2012 05:59 PM (SY2Kh)

46 A hint o' teh crazy eyes, though.

Well, obviously you don't tell her where you live.

Or your real name...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2012 05:59 PM (3x3F6)

47 Her warpaint is color coordinated with her roots, so that's something.

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2012 06:00 PM (K/NRd)

48 Pictured above: Elena Sharkey, shortly after receiving divorce papers from her husband, "Vampire King" Jonathan Sharkey, of Minnesota.

Posted by: angler at December 17, 2012 06:00 PM (SwjAj)

49
Toby the Beagle's "girlfriend".....the later years.

Sorry, but there's not enough peanut butter on Earth...

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at December 17, 2012 06:00 PM (yiIja)

50 You've heard of bad hair days, well this is a bad face day.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 06:01 PM (+k/kq)

51 Heh. 47 posts and nobody says "i'd hit it"?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 17, 2012 06:01 PM (Yf4MJ)

52 Chick #4 made me laugh out loud! What a wisecracker!

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 17, 2012 06:01 PM (y5uWA)

53 Nancy Pelosi's grandaughter missed her trip back home to California with Grandma?

Posted by: wiserbud at December 17, 2012 06:01 PM (gCa4h)

54 Maybe Alexthechick's velociraptors driving an F-150 might hit it. But that's it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 06:02 PM (+k/kq)

55 She's the breeder who sold Bo to the Obama's, and just heard that Obama like's his dogs stewed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2012 06:02 PM (WfUOw)

56 51 Heh. 47 posts and nobody says "i'd hit it"?
Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 17, 2012 06:01 PM (Yf4MJ)


Oy. Not even with Wayne Newton's dick.

Posted by: joncelli at December 17, 2012 06:02 PM (CWlPF)

57
What? You mean Bill Clinton is MARRIED? That's not what he told me.


.....and now you want to know the rest of the story.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch thinks he's Eddie Willers at December 17, 2012 06:02 PM (Md8Uo)

58
Heh. 47 posts and nobody says "i'd hit it"?

Because someone or something apparently already has.

Just not hard enough.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 17, 2012 06:02 PM (yiIja)

59 So this is what happened to Hunter Riel after she broke up with Silky Pony.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 06:03 PM (+k/kq)

60 Barack Obama just told Andrea Mitchell that he just wanted to be friends?

Posted by: wiserbud at December 17, 2012 06:03 PM (gCa4h)

61 Girl No.3 also looks about 14. I dunno, nobody said they were all-adult booking photos.

And yeah, she's got the crazy gleem in her eyes. She's proud of herself.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 17, 2012 06:03 PM (XKj1y)

62 A massive misuse of eye drops while wearing some form of non water proof makeup.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 17, 2012 05:59 PM (0q2P7)

Probably while driving down a crowded freeway.

Posted by: joncelli at December 17, 2012 06:03 PM (CWlPF)

63


Why so SERIOUS???!?!

Posted by: imp at December 17, 2012 06:04 PM (UaxA0)

64 I'd have never in a hundred years milliseconds guessed what mugshot #13 was arrested for.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 17, 2012 06:04 PM (SY2Kh)

65 Meggy McCain 15 years from now?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2012 06:04 PM (lZBBB)

66 Katy Perry in 20 years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 17, 2012 06:05 PM (yiIja)

67 65 Meggy McCain 15 years from now?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2012 06:04 PM (lZBBB)

Not enough makeup on the planet to cover that.

Posted by: joncelli at December 17, 2012 06:05 PM (CWlPF)

68 Or is this Lindsey Lohan after an all-night bender?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 06:06 PM (+k/kq)

69 Daniel Inouye died today. Yeah Yeah I know he was a democrat but not one of the real bad ones and at least he served this Country with dignity.

Although Inouye had lost his right arm, he remained in the military until 1947 and was honorably discharged with the rank of captain. At the time of his leaving of the Army, he was a recipient of the Bronze Star Medal and the Purple Heart. Inouye was initially awarded the Distinguished Service Cross for his bravery in this action, with the award later being upgraded to the Medal of Honor by President Bill Clinton (alongside 19 other Nisei servicemen who served in the 442nd Regimental Combat Team and were believed to have been denied proper recognition of their bravery due to their race)

Actually not sure how I feel about Clinton upgrading his Award to the MOH. Seems just a tad to political to me. I'd rather see Sgt. Rafael Peralta get his, but then that's just me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 06:06 PM (79ueO)

70 I think I saw this on an episode of Supernatural...

Posted by: CanaDave says Ashley Judd has chubby cheeks at December 17, 2012 06:06 PM (voRpZ)

71 I have seen much worse on Smoking Gun.

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 06:06 PM (53z96)

72 A massive misuse of eye drops while wearing some form of non water proof makeup.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 17, 2012 05:59 PM (0q2P7)

What if they maced her and then hosed off her face?

Posted by: Invictus at December 17, 2012 06:07 PM (OQpzc)

73 Zombie LiLo circa June 2013.

Posted by: twoslaps at December 17, 2012 06:07 PM (pbUEP)

74 Daniel Inouye died today. Yeah Yeah I know he was a democrat but not one
of the real bad ones and at least he served this Country with dignity.


I do respect the service to his country in the Spanish-American War.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 17, 2012 06:07 PM (SY2Kh)

75 I didn't like Inouye's politics but his bravery was indisputable. RIP.

Posted by: joncelli at December 17, 2012 06:07 PM (CWlPF)

76 #3 is cute but has the aforementioned crazy eyes.

#9 is cute and appears to be showing remorse.

#4 seems like she'd be fun to go out with, assuming you didn't mind the chance of winding up in jail.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at December 17, 2012 06:08 PM (Hdvhi)

77

Looks like she found out NYT's Kristoff was detained in Bahrain.

Posted by: frozen beach at December 17, 2012 06:09 PM (LpQbZ)

78 Every-time I check on Stevie Nicks (age 64) I expect her to look like this. Thankfully, not yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3DhXcQepbY

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 17, 2012 06:09 PM (feFL6)

79 What did No 3 get busted for delivering Girls Scout Cookies without a license?

Posted by: ontherocks at December 17, 2012 06:09 PM (aZ6ew)

80 When you guys are looking for potential dates on the Smoking Gun, you might want to put down the crack pipe.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at December 17, 2012 06:09 PM (UOM48)

81 I didn't like Inouye's politics but his bravery was indisputable. RIP.
Posted by: joncelli at December 17, 2012 06:07 PM (CWlPF)

And at least he never accused his Country and fellow Soldiers of committing War Crimes, like our future Sec of State

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 06:09 PM (79ueO)

82 Nevergiveup. Don't blame Bubba. Sen. Akaka[D-HI] managed to get some legislation passed that directed the DoD to re-evaluate the military accomplishments of Asian-Americans in WWII. That is how Inouye got the award on June 21, 2000.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 06:10 PM (+k/kq)

83 She misses ace.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 17, 2012 06:10 PM (AoWJ4)

84 Did you look at pic #4? She looks like the kind of gal that would make you wake up in a ice bath missing a kidney*.

* Due to roofies of course. Because no self-respecting man would voluntarily walk out of a bar with Ms. Bar-Through-The-Tongue. At least not this particular gal with a Ms. Bar-Through-The-Tongue.

(Thanks for cleaning my draft and posting this in my absence, Andy! Yeah, y'all don't want me doing the tag stuff on my own. I would surely break the blog.)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 17, 2012 06:10 PM (IJ2eZ)

85 #9 looks like she smacked her nose on something so that could be one aspect of the regret.

Posted by: joncelli at December 17, 2012 06:10 PM (CWlPF)

86 When you guys are looking for potential dates on the Smoking Gun, you might want to put down the crack pipe.

Just sayin'.


Are you kidding? Flowers and candy, or a crack pipe- which do you think is more likely to get us laid from those broads?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 17, 2012 06:11 PM (SY2Kh)

87 Welcome to my nightmare!

Posted by: Alice Cooper at December 17, 2012 06:11 PM (Yf4MJ)

88 Newest KISS band member?

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 17, 2012 06:11 PM (BVkEs)

89 #3 is cute but has the aforementioned crazy eyes. #9 is cute and appears to be showing remorse. #4 seems like she'd be fun to go out with, assuming you didn't mind the chance of winding up in jail.
#9 looks like the kind of girl who is more concerned about partying at the right clubs.
#4 will get drunk and get you into fights with a biker gang.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2012 06:11 PM (3x3F6)

90 OK, I got nuthin' else. So, um, what do we do now? Music? Firearms? Fond recollections of days gone by, when men were men and America meant something, like in 2007?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 17, 2012 06:11 PM (yiIja)

91 I guess she didn't get over Macho Grande either.

Posted by: Ted Stryker at December 17, 2012 06:12 PM (Md8Uo)

92 "I have seen much worse on Smoking Gun."

No kidding. A pretty good crop this week. Hardly a sharp elbow in the bunch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at December 17, 2012 06:12 PM (Hdvhi)

93 Don't blame Bubba. Sen. Akaka[D-HI] managed to get some legislation passed that directed the DoD to re-evaluate the military accomplishments of Asian-Americans in WWII. That is how Inouye got the award on June 21, 2000.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 17, 2012 06:10 PM (+k/kq)


yeah I hear ya. I think I am just pissed they are so stingy with it now a days. Up until recently and only under server complaint have they award it to a living Soldier, Sailor, or Marine.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2012 06:12 PM (79ueO)

94 80 When you guys are looking for potential dates on the Smoking Gun, you might want to put down the crack pipe.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at December 17, 2012 06:09 PM (UOM4


We're morons. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Posted by: joncelli at December 17, 2012 06:12 PM (CWlPF)

95 What did No 3 get busted for delivering Girls Scout Cookies without a license?

Not quite, although it wouldn't surprise me to learn that she still has the uniform in her closet, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 17, 2012 06:13 PM (3x3F6)

96 Pepper spray is a bitch.

Posted by: huerfano at December 17, 2012 06:13 PM (bAGA/)

97 She's obviously not at her best, but as they say you can always spot the intelligence in the eyes.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 17, 2012 06:13 PM (aZ6ew)

98 New thread.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 17, 2012 06:13 PM (AoWJ4)

99 That much more sick and tired of hearing about Bronco Bama than she was 6 weeks ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2012 06:13 PM (BeSEI)

100


Those sequels are just not doing it for you, sugar.

Posted by: Red Carpet Harlot at December 17, 2012 06:14 PM (LpQbZ)

101 new one up

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2012 06:14 PM (53z96)

102
>>What's her backstory here?

As long ad her back story don't have stains of its own, it'll prolly be better than her frontstory.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 17, 2012 06:15 PM (aZ6ew)

103 Heather Locklear has really let herself go.....

Posted by: cathymv at December 17, 2012 06:15 PM (SzORY)

104 mmm. Likes me the blue eyebrow dude. yum.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 17, 2012 06:16 PM (wAQA5)

105

Ultimate Goth Eye Cream

Our new cover up aid for those ugly bags and circles under your eyes.

*no animals were harmed developing this product

Posted by: See GothClinique.com at December 17, 2012 06:21 PM (LpQbZ)

106 I hit it.

Posted by: sifty at December 17, 2012 06:23 PM (p39GY)

107 I have seen much worse on Smoking Gun.

I don't think I've ever seen a more clear case of 'damning with faint praise"...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 17, 2012 06:27 PM (PMGbu)

108 106
I hit it.


Posted by: sifty at December 17, 2012 06:23 PM (p39GY)



The thread is now complete. Move along, morons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at December 17, 2012 06:27 PM (UOM48)

109 Kind of along the same lines. You can thank me later.
http://tinyurl.com/avu3sgd

Posted by: Bosk at December 17, 2012 06:28 PM (n2K+4)

110 109
Kind of along the same lines. You can thank me later.

http://tinyurl.com/avu3sgd




O
M
G

Looks like a character from a Disney movie, featuring fish......jeebus.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at December 17, 2012 06:29 PM (UOM48)

111 That's kind of cruel, actually.

Posted by: DrZin at December 17, 2012 06:33 PM (mghhN)

112 MOM!!!!!!!

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 17, 2012 06:36 PM (wSTfB)

113 I'd do her.

Posted by: Howard Wolowitz at December 17, 2012 06:45 PM (L7hol)

114
Looks like a character from a Disney movie, featuring fish......jeebus.....

That's a woman???? Also, how did doctors determine she couldn't perform oral sex with an injured ankle?

Seriously....I need to get on jury duty. I never had a clue it could be so kinky.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 17, 2012 06:49 PM (L7hol)

115 OK, the sidebar thing is seriously hilarious.

The beauty of Madison’s musket was that, without being truly dangerous in large scale, it remained effective for personal defense. In addition to the propulsion mechanism, muskets were also outfitted with bayonets for issuing blows at short range, which could be used to subdue an attacker without killing them. When people did die from these weapons, it was often because of lead poisoning or bacterial infection.

Posted by: entropy at December 17, 2012 06:53 PM (YUttk)

116 You can trust that dude because he was actually fucking there man. Last year.


Too bad no one told him that particular war between the states was just a re-enactment.

Posted by: entropy at December 17, 2012 06:55 PM (YUttk)

117 He was thick in the shit too, he went over the fence at Pickett's charge with William Howard Taft and a young Navajo squaw.

Posted by: entropy at December 17, 2012 06:59 PM (YUttk)

118

This is obviously a multi talented performance artist who is perfecting her PHD winning show entitled "Arctic Ape Weeps Because She Does Not Have Waterproof Makeup or Haircolor in a Box."

Posted by: shibumi at December 17, 2012 07:08 PM (z63Tr)

119 WTFWTF?!?!!!

GAH!!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 17, 2012 07:15 PM (pUqSw)

120 OMFG...that is one fugly looking beyotch...kinda reminds me of Octomom...in a few years.

Posted by: billygoat at December 17, 2012 07:21 PM (RLkAE)

121
Part of theInsane Clown Posse, of the VaJayJay variety.

Posted by: It WILL Burn at December 17, 2012 08:07 PM (volw6)

122 You are all wrong. She obviously is Elizabeth "Two Dogs Fucking" Warren's relative and she just saw someone littering.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at December 17, 2012 10:38 PM (2075p)






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