Giving the People What They Want [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

In Hollywood, someone with multiple talents is referred to as a "multiple threat".

Paula Abdul: Dancer and singer = Double Threat

Christopher Walken: Actor, dancer, singer = Triple Threat

Some pose no threat whatsoever (ahem, Kim Kardashian, we're looking at you)

Others, however, take it to an entirely different level. Those individuals set the bar so high as to evoke bowing akin to the We're not worthy! praise of Alice Cooper in Wayne's World. There are, if it is to be believed, Septuple Threats.

Rumor of these rare creatures are legend but, only recently, has one been filmed committing to all seven talents.

Prepare yourself.

Only slightly NSFW

Posted by: Open Blogger at 03:55 PM

Comments

1 Tom. Fucking. Cotton.

Tom Cotton: No ordinary freshman congressman

Great piece in WaPo by Jen Rubin.

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 18, 2012 04:57 PM (tVTLU)

2 Renew!

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at December 18, 2012 04:57 PM (QupBk)

3 Nice and roomy in here. Too bad I have to leave.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 18, 2012 04:57 PM (P47hr)

4
Kate Upton can sing?
I don't think that I've ever even heard her speak.

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 04:58 PM (K4wCe)

5 I only noticed one, and then I seemed to have passed out. No blood flow to my brain...or something like that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2012 04:58 PM (GsoHv)

6 Bah, at work, can't watch.

Posted by: Bosk at December 18, 2012 04:59 PM (n2K+4)

7 No YouTube here at the orifice.

Posted by: fluffy at December 18, 2012 04:59 PM (4pSIn)

8 NDR knows what we really want for this nation!!

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 05:00 PM (ESm0b)

9 I have no idea who Kate Upton is nor do I care about her big breasts. Maybe I would if I were either a heterosexual male or a lesbian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2012 05:00 PM (v8RoL)

10 We're heading for the gulag and/or the mass grave. But there's always time for shit like this.

Bravo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:00 PM (XkWWK)

11 I only saw two very, very real threats...

Posted by: Vizzini at December 18, 2012 05:00 PM (O7Q1u)

12 Whaaaat? the women fighting thread was a trick!

Posted by: Yip at December 18, 2012 05:01 PM (/jHWN)

13 Kate Upton can sing?
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Who cares! She is a double threat without even opening her mouth. She opens her mouth she is a triple threat!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2012 05:01 PM (jucos)

14 She can do whatever she wants whenever she wants. Cuz that's how it works when you're smoking fucking hot.

The rest of us just have to sit back and watch.

Posted by: ÂŠ Sponge at December 18, 2012 05:01 PM (UK9cE)

15 We're heading for the gulag and/or the mass grave. But there's always time for shit like this.

Bravo.

****

Politics sucks. Government sucks.

Life does not suck.

Laugh a little.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:02 PM (piMMO)

16 I only saw two silicone injected talents. But I did like what I saw.

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at December 18, 2012 05:02 PM (T/L2Z)

17
I need that spanking.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2012 05:02 PM (69Mdf)

18
we're going to need a bigger boat

Posted by: Yip at December 18, 2012 05:02 PM (/jHWN)

19 I have no idea who Kate Upton is nor do I care about
her big breasts. Maybe I would if I were either a heterosexual male or a
lesbian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2012 05:00 PM (v8RoL)

Sucks to be you.

Posted by: ÂŠ Sponge at December 18, 2012 05:03 PM (UK9cE)

20 NDR knows what we really want for this nation!!

****

Sometimes we need a tension breaker.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:03 PM (piMMO)

21 I only saw two silicone injected talents. But I did like what I saw.

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at December 18, 2012 05:02 PM (T/L2Z)

Consensus is those are actually real, so.....

Posted by: ÂŠ Sponge at December 18, 2012 05:04 PM (UK9cE)

22 I got a septuple threat in my pants. No wait, that's just a roll of dimes :-(

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 18, 2012 05:04 PM (+lsX1)

23 Keep 'em coming, NDR.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 05:04 PM (ESm0b)

24 10
We're heading for the gulag and/or the mass grave. But there's always time for shit like this.

Bravo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:00 PM (XkWWK)

__________________________________
That's my standard reply for all football threads.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 18, 2012 05:04 PM (HDgX3)

25 19. No, actually it doesn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2012 05:04 PM (v8RoL)

26 Sometimes we need a tension breaker.

So that's what we're calling it now? When did fapfest go out of style?

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 05:05 PM (GFM2b)

27 Mother of God.

Its....... beautiful

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 18, 2012 05:05 PM (t06LC)

28 They're definitely real. And they're spectacular.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 18, 2012 05:05 PM (HDgX3)

29 Her elbows are quite pointy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2012 05:05 PM (ccXZP)

30 Those wondrous things are NOT silicon, that is what makes them so good. Silicon fakes do not bounce and jiggle like that.

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:05 PM (53z96)

31 Is having extremely low standards considered a "talent"?

That's the only one I need her to demonstrate for me.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 18, 2012 05:05 PM (SY2Kh)

32 Made in America.

Posted by: Uncle Sam at December 18, 2012 05:06 PM (c8hZ5)

33 So that's what we're calling it now? When did fapfest go out of style?

***

heh.

Tomato/tomahto

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:06 PM (piMMO)

34 It's like two cats fighting in a bag. Or bikini top. Or whatever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 05:06 PM (QKKT0)

35 15 Politics sucks. Government sucks.

Life does not suck.

Laugh a little.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:02 PM (piMMO)

Agreed. I guess I should have punctuated "Bravo!" thusly. It does look a bit dry and sarcastic otherwise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:06 PM (XkWWK)

36 My God, it's full of...bounce.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at December 18, 2012 05:07 PM (QKKT0)

37 Consensus is those are actually real, so.....

Posted by: ÂŠ Sponge at December 18, 2012 05:04 PM (UK9cE)

No way! I could read the manufacturer's name and the serial number when they're in the 'up' position.

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 05:07 PM (X6akg)

38 Annnnnnd we have a new leader in the race for who is my favorite!.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 18, 2012 05:07 PM (VtjlW)

39 I'm having a kate Upton appreciation ceremony right now... in my pants

Posted by: Yip at December 18, 2012 05:07 PM (/jHWN)

40 Those wondrous things are NOT silicon, that is what makes them so good. Silicon fakes do not bounce and jiggle like that.
Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:05 PM (53z96)

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I know natural titties. Those are natural titties.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 05:07 PM (ESm0b)

41 Definitely one of the nicest racks I have seen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:08 PM (XkWWK)

42
Speaking of "giving people what they want"...

It's really amazing to see the Entertainment World starting to address the idea that 'depicting violence may cause more violence'.
They are actually talking about it.

What ever happened to all that "It's not our fault" rhetoric?
It's more than just being in CYA mode...they are actually confirming the concept of 'copycat crime' now.

Did all that blame of 'The Video' for the Benghazi attack lead to this?

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 05:08 PM (K4wCe)

43 I want to be her tampon.

Posted by: Prince Charles at December 18, 2012 05:08 PM (QKKT0)

44 life's not fair

Posted by: Rachel MadCow at December 18, 2012 05:08 PM (Dll6b)

45 It's like two cats fighting in a bag. Or bikini top. Or whatever.

Two otters wrasslin' in a 'to sack.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 05:08 PM (GFM2b)

46 Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 05:07 PM (X6akg)

NO!! Tami I absolutely despise Fake tits & Kate Upton's are Gloriously Real

Posted by: Evilpens at December 18, 2012 05:09 PM (ck76k)

47 I want to be her tampon.

What? White, uptight, and outta sight?

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 05:09 PM (GFM2b)

48 The United States has slammed Israel for continuing to announce new settlement construction on land claimed by the Palestinians in an unusually rare and blunt criticism of its top Mideast ally.

The State Department accused Israel on Tuesday of engaging in a "pattern of provocative action" that runs counter to statements from Israeli leaders that they are committed to peace. Spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said settlement activity only puts the goal of peace "further at risk." She urged both Israel and the Palestinians to halt all provocations and take steps to revive long-stalled peace talks.

The tough comments came as Israel's prime minister rejected international criticism of plans to build thousands more Jewish homes in east Jerusalem, saying construction would move forward.

But the Palestinians calling for the destruction of the State of Israel and the killing of all Jews, not so much. Yeah re-electing obama was great for Israel????????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2012 05:10 PM (79ueO)

49 you want 'natural'??? You can't handle 'natural'.

also, my ass is mathematically Perfect. Math....the key to the universe

Posted by: Miranda Kerr at December 18, 2012 05:10 PM (Dll6b)

50 I....she.....good LORD.......

I blacked out for awhile. Fortunately I woke up in time for #7. Although now I need to clean up.

NDH, this site now belongs to you. So very proud that you're a First Coast Moron.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 05:10 PM (GEICT)

51 I want to be her tampon.
Posted by: Prince Charles at December 18, 2012 05:08 PM (QKKT0)

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That's just.......I don't know.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 05:11 PM (ESm0b)

52 46 Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 05:07 PM (X6akg) NO!! Tami I absolutely despise Fake tits Kate Upton's are Gloriously Real
Posted by: Evilpens at December 18, 2012 05:09 PM (ck76k)

Picky. It's ok ladies. I don't dicriminate, I love all tits.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 18, 2012 05:11 PM (t06LC)

53

I think it was manufactured. Look. Finest quality. Superior workmanship. There is a maker's serial number 9906947-XB71. Interesting.

Try Abdul ben Hassan. He make this boob.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at December 18, 2012 05:11 PM (QupBk)

54 Real titties do no have a perfect arc at the top. Stop the video at 14/15 sec. mark.

Fake, fake, fake, fake.

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 05:11 PM (X6akg)

55 I know natural titties. Those are natural titties.

Okay. Here's Question #2:

http://tinyurl.com/c4eplq8

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 05:11 PM (QKKT0)

56 I guess I have no choice but to be allin on LIB.

Large inflated boner.

Posted by: polynikes at December 18, 2012 05:11 PM (m2CN7)

57
15 Politics sucks. Government sucks.

Life does not suck.

Laugh a little.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:02 PM (piMMO)

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Yeah, thanks NDH.
It's cool that you're getting to cobblog...thanks for going to the trouble on our behalf.

Hey, did you get thekeys tothe banhammer too?

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 05:12 PM (K4wCe)

58 Tami, they're real. Silicon doesn't move like that.

And there's no such thing as fake tits. If you can touch them, they're real.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 05:12 PM (GEICT)

59 Upton's are real; so are Jennifer Connelly's, btw. As real as Real gets....

Posted by: Socrates, not Plato at December 18, 2012 05:13 PM (Dll6b)

60 Hey, did you get thekeys tothe banhammer too?

Can I drive the banhammer? I promise to be careful.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 05:13 PM (QKKT0)

61 life's not fair

You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until we bring you back as a dung beetle.

Posted by: Hindu Reincrnation at December 18, 2012 05:13 PM (INNvP)

62 Real vs Fake meh they're "real" fun to watch is all that counts.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 18, 2012 05:14 PM (81UWZ)

63 Yeah, thanks NDH.
It's cool that you're getting to cobblog...thanks for going to the trouble on our behalf.

Hey, did you get thekeys tothe banhammer too?

***

Thanks. I told Ace I would probably just provide some light entertainment. Most of the "thinkier" stuff, as Ace refers to it, has been well-covered.

And, nope. The blackmail only got me into the blog, it didn't get me all the way to the banhammer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:14 PM (piMMO)

64 gulag or mass grave.

Shit JJ,

I can't decide which is better.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:14 PM (V70Uh)

65 And there's no such thing as fake tits. If you can touch them, they're real.

Then they are fake. Because there is no way in hell I'm ever gonna get to touch 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 05:14 PM (GFM2b)

66
47I want to be her tampon.

What? White, uptight, and outta sight?

And easily disposed of?

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 05:14 PM (K4wCe)

67 I only saw two very, very real threats...

You could put an eye out with those things...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2012 05:15 PM (3x3F6)

68 Agreed. I guess I should have punctuated "Bravo!" thusly. It does look a bit dry and sarcastic otherwise.

***

AHA! I get it now.

Sorry I was slow on the uptake.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:15 PM (piMMO)

69 There really isn't much of a waist there. She sure doesn't mind showing off the titties.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:15 PM (V70Uh)

70 It's ok ladies. I don't dicriminate, I love all tits.

Hey Sailor!

Posted by: Nancy from S.F. at December 18, 2012 05:15 PM (4pSIn)

71 >>Real titties do no have a perfect arc at the top. Stop the video at 14/15 sec. mark.
Fake, fake, fake, fake.

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 05:11 PM (X6akg)

Tami Zapruder, is that you?

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 05:15 PM (aZ6ew)

72 NDH, this site now belongs to you. So very proud that you're a First Coast Moron.

****

Ahhh. *blush*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:15 PM (piMMO)

73 68 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:15 PM (piMMO)

No worries. Tittehs and kittehs always make me feel more betterer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:16 PM (XkWWK)

74 Upton is so gorgeous it almost hurts.

Posted by: Sgt. York at December 18, 2012 05:16 PM (WHcjL)

75 Since I am extremely unlikely to be able to feel them, I cannot care about whether or not they are real.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:16 PM (V70Uh)

76 Up and to the left, up and to the left

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at December 18, 2012 05:16 PM (QupBk)

77 Really? Jessica Simpson's 40X prettier, 3X thinner, and is just all around better. Or she WAS: http://tinyurl.com/c82bsoe

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 05:16 PM (XDC0v)

78 http://tinyurl.com/cduwtd2

Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer states "Kate Upton does appear to have breast implants as revealed by the very distinct and sharp transition from her full cleavage to her chest. Her breast augmentation fits her frame well and balances out her proportions."

*sticking my tongue out*

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 05:17 PM (X6akg)

79 Okay. Here's Question #2:http://tinyurl.com/c4eplq8
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 05:11 PM (QKKT0)

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Damn! I clicked it. I wasn't going to click it. I really never wanted to click it. (BTW, what's she holding up? A certificate of authenticity?)

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 05:17 PM (ESm0b)

80 She better make her money while she's very young. There's a piggy inside of her that's dying to get out.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at December 18, 2012 05:17 PM (E55AK)

81 Upton is so gorgeous it almost hurts.

****

Even women can appreciate her because she's adorable and doesn't take herself too seriously.

I think she's a doll, but understand that "doll" has a different meaning to the morons.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:17 PM (piMMO)

82 Upton's are real; so are Jennifer Connelly's, btw.

She had 'em taken down a size or so, Connelly did. Such a disappointment...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Orbital Mind Control Lasers at December 18, 2012 05:18 PM (GBXon)

83 Rosario Dawson also better: http://tinyurl.com/cpvgfww

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 05:18 PM (XDC0v)

84 "Silicon fakes do not bounce and jiggle like that."

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:05 PM (53z96)

That we old farts have to educate the youth of today on the difference between real and fake is a sure sign of the apocalypse.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2012 05:18 PM (GsoHv)

85 *sticking my tongue out*

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: fluffy at December 18, 2012 05:19 PM (4pSIn)

86 NDH,

You have the party appetizer thing down kiddo.

Congrats.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 05:19 PM (aZ6ew)

87 64 gulag or mass grave.

Shit JJ,

I can't decide which is better.
Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:14 PM (V70Uh)

Well, once you've got the first...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:19 PM (XkWWK)

88 Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer states "Kate Upton does appear to have breast implants as revealed by the very distinct and sharp transition from her full cleavage to her chest. Her breast augmentation fits her frame well and balances out her proportions."

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Professional jealousy. She has it, and the surgeon can't reproduce it.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2012 05:19 PM (ESm0b)

89 That we old farts have to educate the youth of today on the difference between real and fake is a sure sign of the apocalypse.

***

Real boobs are like black and white t.v.s.. They've never actually encountered one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:19 PM (piMMO)

90 Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer states
"Kate Upton does appear to have breast implants as revealed by the very
distinct and sharp transition from her full cleavage to her chest. Her
breast augmentation fits her frame well and balances out her
proportions."

*sticking my tongue out*

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 05:17 PM (X6akg)

That's not proof. That's some guy's opinion. I agree that they've gotten really good with the implants, but her's bounce REALLY really well, so......I'm just going to keep my imagination pure and view them as real and magnificent.

And I've got a place for that tongue.....

Posted by: ÂŠ Sponge at December 18, 2012 05:19 PM (UK9cE)

91 80 She better make her money while she's very young. There's a piggy inside of her that's dying to get out.
Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at December 18, 2012 05:17 PM (E55AK)

Thank heaven.....for little girls. 'Cause little girls get piggier every day...

Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at December 18, 2012 05:20 PM (+inzX)

92 82 Upton's are real; so are Jennifer Connelly's, btw.

She had 'em taken down a size or so, Connelly did. Such a disappointment...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Orbital Mind Control Lasers at December 18, 2012 05:18 PM (GBXon)

Teenage Punky Brewster's were amazing. She had them reduced, unfortunately.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:20 PM (XkWWK)

93 Is this the thread about longbows v. crossbows? Cuz Kate Upton was certainly packing.

Posted by: Penfold at December 18, 2012 05:20 PM (Fbt5B)

94 A sextuple threat would have been more appropriate. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2012 05:20 PM (ccXZP)

95 Btw, Tom Cotton endorses that video. AWESOME!!!

Don't know about you morans, but very soon I'm heading to a gun show to load up.

The idiots we have running this country is astonishing.

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 18, 2012 05:20 PM (tVTLU)

96 There's a video on YT of Miss Upton doing runway for swimsuit company and if, after watching that video, one can still believe they are fake, there's simply no convincing them otherwise.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:21 PM (piMMO)

97 The only fake boobs that are a real problem currently work for the commies at the WH.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 05:21 PM (aZ6ew)

98 A sextuple threat would have been more appropriate. I'm just sayin'.

***

DAMN! Missed it by *this* much.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:22 PM (piMMO)

99 Did I mention that Alyssa Miller is my wife's cousin?

My wife is average. But dang. Her cousin married a beautiful woman and boingo-presto voila: a gorgeous daughter.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:22 PM (V70Uh)

100 Don't know about you morans, but very soon I'm heading to a gun show to load up.

I'm still depressed over Chachi.

Posted by: Erin Moran at December 18, 2012 05:22 PM (QKKT0)

101 Just in case you missed it: http://tinyurl.com/9592nav Read and share

Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 05:23 PM (XDC0v)

102 As a former Pole Dancer Inspector for many years I can attest to those as being REAL.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 18, 2012 05:23 PM (wSTfB)

103 Wow. Wayyyyyy more comments here than I thought there would be.

Ya'll must be quick.

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2012 05:23 PM (fWAjv)

104 Don't forget her uncle has the power to make us all sit in the dim light of the compact florescent light bulb. Thank you, Fred Upton-R Michigan for banning the incandescent light.

Posted by: Steve Poling at December 18, 2012 05:23 PM (db5YN)

105 I lived in LA for 10 years and I'll say this; if those are fake, they're, to quote the Tyrrell Corporation slogan "more human than human."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:24 PM (XkWWK)

106 Fake boobs will indeed bounce up and down and even side to side to some extent. But they simply will not "jiggle" like a plate of jelly out of a mold.

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:24 PM (53z96)

107 103 Ya'll must be quick.
Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2012 05:23 PM (fWAjv)

Yes, but I'm slow where it counts...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:24 PM (XkWWK)

108 Most girls, when getting fake boobs, opt for "Ridiculous."

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:25 PM (V70Uh)

109 NDH, we gotta do a meetup for First Coast Morons at some point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 05:25 PM (GEICT)

110 Don't forget her uncle has the power to make us all sit in the dim light of the compact florescent light bulb. Thank you, Fred Upton-R Michigan for banning the incandescent light.

*****

Perhaps he thought it would cut down on the ogling of his niece.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:25 PM (piMMO)

111 NDH, we gotta do a meetup for First Coast Morons at some point.

***

Absolutely!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:25 PM (piMMO)

112 Fake boobs will indeed bounce up and down and even
side to side to some extent. But they simply will not "jiggle" like a
plate of jelly out of a mold.

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:24 PM (53z96)

The boob fu is strong with this one.

Posted by: Yoda at December 18, 2012 05:25 PM (QKKT0)

113 Well so much for the ONT.

NDH has sent all the Morons to the emergency room due to excessive nose bleeds.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 05:25 PM (QdVWw)

114 43
I want to be her tampon.

Posted by: Prince Charles

You'll be her suppository and like it.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at December 18, 2012 05:26 PM (6TB1Z)

115 >>Just in case you missed it: http://tinyurl.com/9592nav Read and share
Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 05:23 PM (XDC0v)

Read that,
interesting scenario, especially the Breitbart Syndrome nugget.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 05:26 PM (aZ6ew)

116 NDH has sent all the Morons to the emergency room due to excessive nose bleeds.

****

I have faith in their ability to recover.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:26 PM (piMMO)

117 I want to be her tampon.

Posted by: Prince Charles

You'll be her suppository and like it.

King Dulcolax I. I like it.

Posted by: Prince Charles at December 18, 2012 05:27 PM (QKKT0)

118 I'm doing alot of calculation here!

the physics of those are WAY WAY more complicated than this easy debt stuff

Posted by: MATH at December 18, 2012 05:27 PM (W6iIX)

119 The boob fu is strong with this one.

Posted by: Yoda at December 18, 2012 05:25 PM (QKKT0)

The also feel different when you squeeze them, but alas us Morons will never get the "feel" test on those.

Those are high dollar boobs. Besides, as the old cliche goes, I have underwear older than those boobs.

Posted by: Vic at December 18, 2012 05:27 PM (53z96)

120 NDH has sent all the Morons to the emergency room due to excessive nose bleeds.

Mine has a knob at the end to prevent me from punching myself in the nose.

Posted by: fluffy at December 18, 2012 05:28 PM (4pSIn)

121 102 >> As a former Pole Dancer Inspector for many years I can attest to those as being REAL.

Is there a license fee? A written test?

Most importantly, can you get a Pell Grant to study for this? I might just skip the classes and take the labs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2012 05:28 PM (ccXZP)

122 I want the keys to the banhammer! I would use it for, okay, fine, my complete and total amusement, dance monkeys! Dance!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Burn you all to ashes, SMOD at December 18, 2012 05:29 PM (VtjlW)

123 She's a 38DD now, but it won't be long before she's a 38 Long.

Posted by: Kate's uncle at December 18, 2012 05:30 PM (6TB1Z)

124 That's not proof. That's some guy's opinion. I agree
that they've gotten really good with the implants, but her's bounce
REALLY really well, so......I'm just going to keep my imagination pure
and view them as real and magnificent.

And I've got a place for that tongue.....

Posted by: ÂŠ Sponge at December 18, 2012 05:19 PM (UK9cE)

Yeah, what would 'some guy' who's only a plastic surgeon....in MIAMI know about recognizing breast implants.

I agree, they're 'spectacular'!....but bought and paid for.

And my tongue doesn't know where that place has been!

Posted by: Tami at December 18, 2012 05:30 PM (X6akg)

125 I think she's a doll, but understand that "doll" has a different meaning to the morons.

Blow up?

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 18, 2012 05:30 PM (LOc+Z)

126 All those NASA rocket scientists that got laid off ended up being bra designers. It's difficult work with that stuff around.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2012 05:30 PM (tiOTz)

127 That's nice and all, but this is the kind of post that ends up with LauraW descending on the blog in pinch-faced scoldery.

Be careful.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 18, 2012 05:31 PM (XfTMw)

128 ATC has been wanting the banhammer for a long time.

Thank SMOD that she has been denied it.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:33 PM (V70Uh)

129

http://i.___ur.com/Y8g6p.gif

more jiggly kate

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 05:34 PM (LpQbZ)

130
Mine has a knob at the end to prevent me from punching myself in the nose.

That's almost the exact punchline to a Polish joke.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 18, 2012 05:34 PM (GcwH1)

131 116 NDH has sent all the Morons to the emergency room due to excessive nose bleeds.

****

I have faith in their ability to recover.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:26 PM (piMMO)

Don't downplay chafed skin. It's a bitch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 05:35 PM (GEICT)

132 GnuBreed at December 18, 2012 05:28 PM
The apprenticeship is several years long. And expensive....*cough*.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 18, 2012 05:35 PM (wSTfB)

133 btw,

3 more days! Woo hoo. Wouldn't that be great? OFuckShit gets denied a 2nd inauguration. Kind of makes it worth it.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:35 PM (V70Uh)

134 I would use it for, okay, fine, my complete and total amusement, dance monkeys! Dance!>>

If the next order fly monkeys fly I'm gonna need to hide behind the couch.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 18, 2012 05:35 PM (81UWZ)

135 Real boobs are like black and white t.v.s.. They've never actually encountered one.
I have, but they were on the small side.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 18, 2012 05:35 PM (3x3F6)

136

http://tinyurl.com/ck9f533

more jiggly kate

pretty, too

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 05:36 PM (LpQbZ)

137 127 That's nice and all, but this is the kind of post that ends up with LauraW descending on the blog in pinch-faced scoldery.

Be careful.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 18, 2012 05:31 PM (XfTMw)

Anyone denigrating The Kate can go straight to hell.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 18, 2012 05:36 PM (GEICT)

138
Kate Upton's breasts are not real.
But I guarantee you, that I can give you breasts like Kate Upton!
My work is so good that they will even jiggle like the real thing.
Trust me.

Posted by: 'some guy' in Miami who is a plastic surgeon... at December 18, 2012 05:36 PM (K4wCe)

139 You what's great about Kate Upton?

Those are hips to breed many, many children with.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:37 PM (V70Uh)

140 None of you people have know Andy Lau.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Lau

Andy Lau Tak-wah

MH, JP[3] (born 27 September 1961) is a Hong Kong Cantopop singer, actor, presenter and film producer. Lau has been one of Hong Kong's most commercially successful film actors since the mid-1980s, performing in more than 160 films while maintaining a successful singing career at the same time.[4] In the 1990s, Lau was branded by the media as one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Cantopop (四大天王

along with Aaron Kwok, Jacky Cheung and Leon Lai.[5]

In 2005, Lau was awarded "No.1 Box Office Actor 1985-2005" of Hong Kong, yielding a total box office of HKD 1,733,275,816 for shooting 108 films in the past 20 years.[6][7] The aforementioned figure is as compared to the first runner-up Stephen Chow's (HKD 1,317,452,311) and second runner-up Jackie Chan's (HKD 894,090,962). "I've never imagine that it would be as much as 1.7 billion!" he told the reporters. For his contributions, a wax figure of Lau was unveiled on 1 June 2005 at the Madame Tussauds Hong Kong.[8] In 2007, Lau was also awarded the "Nielsen Box Office Star of Asia" by the Nielsen Company (ACNielsen).[3]

He also entered into Guinness World Records for "Most Awards Won By A Cantopop Male Artist". By April 2000, he had already won a total unprecedented 292 awards.[6]

Andy Lau was born in Tai Po, Hong Kong, with origins in Xinhui, Guangdong. As a young boy Lau had to fetch water for his family up to eight times a day because their house was not equipped with plumbing.[6] He later graduated from a Band One Secondary School, Ho Lap College in San Po Kong, Kowloon

In 1994, Lau established the "Andy Lau Charity Foundation" which helps people in need and promotes a wide range of youth education services.[3] In 1999, he was awarded the "Ten Outstanding Young Persons of the World", being the 3rd person from Hong Kong at that time to bestow this distinguished honor.[3] In 2008, Lau took a main role in putting together the Artistes 512 Fund Raising Campaign for donation relief toward the victims of the 2008 Sichuan earthquake.[25] It was one of the largest and most ambitious charity event ever assembled in the territory.

Lau has been noted for his active involvement in charity works throughout his 30 years of showbiz career and was honored "Justice of Peace" by the Hong Kong SAR government in 2008.[26] In May 2010, he received the "World Outstanding Chinese" award and an "honorary doctorate" from the University of New Brunswick, Canada.[27]

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 18, 2012 05:37 PM (G6kli)

141 That's almost the exact punchline to a Polish joke.

I just hope I was able to fit a metric joke into an English blog.

Posted by: fluffy at December 18, 2012 05:37 PM (4pSIn)

142 Andy Lau?

Why should I care?

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:38 PM (V70Uh)

143 I'm suddenly feeling dizzy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:38 PM (piMMO)

144 File this under - "Do you feel lucky punk?"
http://tinyurl.com/boe2k9j

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 05:38 PM (QdVWw)

145 File this under - "Do you feel lucky punk?"
http://tinyurl.com/boe2k9j

****

Hell yeah!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:39 PM (piMMO)

146 btw,

I am not buying the "Andy" part of Andy Lau's name.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:40 PM (V70Uh)

147 Andy Lau?

Why should I care?

I think he's selling Lace Wigs these days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 05:40 PM (QKKT0)

148 "Do you feel lucky punk?"

That's my favorite part of the day!

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 18, 2012 05:40 PM (4pSIn)

149 Just in case you missed it: http://tinyurl.com/9592nav Read and share
Posted by: DAve at December 18, 2012 05:23 PM (XDC0v)

Well, that was creepy. And rather plausible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2012 05:41 PM (XkWWK)

150 EoJ, I wouldn't worry too much about lauraw. She mostly comes out on HumpDay, mostly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2012 05:41 PM (ccXZP)

151 So here I sit until recently a little depressed.

But then I find I'm surrounded by Forensic Boobologists,

Happy pop-up tampons, and an old nukie on his lawn in his undershorts.

I've come to the sudden realization...

let me rephrase....

....with the accumulated wisdom gathered here it's obvious to me

that some difficult decisions have to be taken on who's springing for the marshmellows at the LIB Fireworks Spectacular.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 05:41 PM (aZ6ew)

152 Thank God for Andy Lau. Gave me a break.

Ready for round 14.

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2012 05:42 PM (fWAjv)

153 ontherocks,

just another day in paradise.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:42 PM (V70Uh)

154 Well, that was creepy. And rather plausible.

Is the diarist supposed to be Valery Ferretface?

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at December 18, 2012 05:42 PM (QupBk)

155 that some difficult decisions have to be taken on who's springing for the marshmellows at the LIB Fireworks Spectacular.

***

I like those pretty pastel colored marshmallows

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:43 PM (piMMO)

156 Yeah, what would 'some guy' who's only a plastic surgeon....in MIAMI know about recognizing breast implants.

Guess we'll know in a couple decades or so...

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 05:43 PM (LpQbZ)

157 I'm fighting for Kate's vagina.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 18, 2012 05:43 PM (j2McS)

158 beach balls,

Real tits sag over time.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:44 PM (V70Uh)

159
151...some difficult decisions have to be taken on who's springing for the marshmellows at the LIB Fireworks Spectacular.

Uh...is a marshmellow more mellow than a marshmallow?

And I volunteer to bring Chocolate!

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 05:44 PM (K4wCe)

160 By my calculations, the probability that those breats are anything other than 100% natural is precisely 0.

Posted by: Marquis de Laplace at December 18, 2012 05:45 PM (nZvGM)

161 In Alextopia, beware velociraptors bearing gifts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 05:45 PM (QdVWw)

162

yikes! drudge headline

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 05:45 PM (LpQbZ)

163 OK, for the second (at the minimum) time in two days, I have stated the obvious.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:46 PM (V70Uh)

164 I'll beat in my bunk.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 18, 2012 05:46 PM (j2McS)

165 NDH, glad you liked that link.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 05:46 PM (QdVWw)

166 BE in my bunk

Posted by: Sphynx at December 18, 2012 05:46 PM (j2McS)

167 Beware veloceraptors AT ALL TIMES!

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:46 PM (V70Uh)

168 Sphynx, you don't get out much do you?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 05:47 PM (QdVWw)

169

ot, but

'Fast And Furious' Gun Found At Site Where Mexican Beauty Queen Killed...

more blood on JEF, Holder & Co.'s hands

interesting timing

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 05:47 PM (LpQbZ)

170 >>Uh...is a marshmellow more mellow than a marshmallow?
Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 05:44 PM (K4wCe)

You bring those and we'll mix 'em.

Trust me nobody'll know, they all be shitfaced.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 18, 2012 05:47 PM (aZ6ew)

171 National Rifle Association of America is made up of four million moms and dads, sons and daughters and we were shocked, saddened and heartbroken by the news of the horrific and senseless murders in Newtown.

Out of respect for the families, and as a matter of common decency, we have given time for mourning, prayer and a full investigation of the facts before commenting
---------------

Common decency? How does that F'ing work?

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2012 05:47 PM (fWAjv)

172 Beware veloceraptors AT ALL TIMES!

Bah. The door knobs will defeat them.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at December 18, 2012 05:47 PM (QupBk)

173 yikes! drudge headline

****

A couple of hours ago FNC had a report from Jonna Winters which said that his mother was going to commit him, so he killed her. It further indicated that he had been jealous of the time his mother spent with the kindergarten children at the school and that he targeted those with whom she had spent her time.

Chilling

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:47 PM (piMMO)

174 Forensic Boobologists; LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2012 05:47 PM (v8RoL)

175 Who cares if the boobs are real. I'm telling you. Those hips could make many, many beautiful children.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:48 PM (V70Uh)

176 I'll beat in my bunk.>>

Did we have a little slip there?

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at December 18, 2012 05:48 PM (81UWZ)

177 166 BE in my bunk

Posted by: Sphynx at December 18, 2012 05:46 PM (j2McS)

I think both were correct.

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2012 05:48 PM (fWAjv)

178 I think her name is "Jonna Winters"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:48 PM (piMMO)

179 Chilling
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:47 PM (piMMO)

very

she needed help
father not around...

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 05:49 PM (LpQbZ)

180 Paula can dance. Period.

Posted by: packsoldier at December 18, 2012 05:49 PM (pqRLU)

181 No doubt. The fucker was an asshole and the mother failed to protect the public.

Read Ann Coulter on the subject of "single mothers". It's a hoot.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:49 PM (V70Uh)

182 They want you to think door knobs will thwart them. Clever girls.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 05:49 PM (QdVWw)

183 Greg McElroy to start for the Jets against the Chargers.

You go, Bama boy.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at December 18, 2012 05:49 PM (QupBk)

184 Tell Andy Lau to fetch me a #9 Luncheon Special with extra eggrolls and a small crab rangoon to go.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2012 05:49 PM (tkoGU)

185 Just got an email from Heritage "Help House Republicans grow a spine"

OUCH!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 18, 2012 05:50 PM (0q2P7)

186 Tell Andy Lau to fetch me a #9 Luncheon Special with extra eggrolls and a small crab rangoon to go.

****

mmmmm

crab rangoon

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:50 PM (piMMO)

187 Well had shrimp hibachi for lunch. Hhhmmmm shrimp....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 05:51 PM (QdVWw)

188 4 Kate Upton can sing?
I don't think that I've ever even heard her speak.
Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 04:58 PM (K4wCe)

Her 8th talent is shutting the fuck up.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 18, 2012 05:51 PM (zE7QH)

189 What? I come back here at this hour and no new thread?

Bad dog. No biscuit.

Posted by: K-Bob at December 18, 2012 05:51 PM (pl46K)

190 Funny thing. Hong Kong is bigger than New York. Big Cheese there is nothing here. btw, I wonder how popular Regis Philbin is in Hong Kong.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:51 PM (V70Uh)

191 Just got an email from Heritage "Help House Republicans grow a spine"

Our team is the Washington Generals of legislation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2012 05:51 PM (QKKT0)

192 Just got an email from Heritage "Help House Republicans grow a spine"

perfect, hehe

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 05:52 PM (LpQbZ)

193 A couple of hours ago FNC had a report from Jonna Winters which said that his mother was going to commit him, so he killed her.

His father is a vice president of taxes for GE Energy Financial Services.
http://is.gd/292QC8

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 18, 2012 05:52 PM (/kI1Q)

194 What? I come back here at this hour and no new thread?

Bad dog. No biscuit.

****

this one is actually only an hour old. It was posted with the wrong time-stamp.

Another will be along soon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 05:52 PM (piMMO)

195 "Help House Republicans grow a spine"
Is this some sort of backdoor stem-cell pitch?

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2012 05:53 PM (tkoGU)

196 Her 8th talent is shutting the fuck up.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 18, 2012 05:51 PM (zE7QH)

Don't underestimate the value of that talent. Let's 'em keep all their teeth.

Posted by: Ike Turner at December 18, 2012 05:53 PM (QKKT0)

197 Greg McElroy to start for the Jets against the Chargers.

You go, Bama boy.
Posted by: toby928Š for TB at December 18, 2012 05:49 PM (QupBk)

owner got his wish

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 05:54 PM (LpQbZ)

198 She dance like a white girl.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 18, 2012 05:54 PM (YgF3N)

199 "Shutting the fuck up" is a highly valued quality in many societies.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:54 PM (V70Uh)

200 New thread. Hygiene is the keyword.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2012 05:55 PM (QdVWw)

201 Greg McElroy to start for the Jets against the Chargers.

You go, Bama boy.
Posted by: toby928Š for TB at December 18, 2012 05:49 PM (QupBk)

tebow's still hurt, anyway

should be a fun game

Posted by: beach balls at December 18, 2012 05:56 PM (LpQbZ)

202 "Shutting the fuck up" is a highly valued quality in many societies."You usually pay double for that kind of action.

Posted by: Pepper Cotton at December 18, 2012 05:56 PM (tkoGU)

203
188...Her 8th talent is shutting the fuck up.

I can do that.
In fact, I'm really good at shutting the fuck up.
Nobody ever has to tell me twice, because once is enough...then I just shut right up.
Don't you just hate it when someone keeps on yammering after they've been told to shut the fuck up?
I hate that too.
The very least that someone can do when told to shut the fuck up...is shut the fuck up.
I mean, really...how hard is that?
Which is why I'm really good at shutting the fuck up.

Posted by: wheatie at December 18, 2012 05:57 PM (K4wCe)

204 >>"Shutting the fuck up" is a highly valued quality in many societies.

Posted by: Al at December 18, 2012 05:54 PM (V70Uh)

I can get you a good deal on it,
you lemme know

Posted by: Mike Corleone at December 18, 2012 05:57 PM (aZ6ew)

205 After what the irresponsible press already got wrong I have no confidence that they would get it correct about his mother intending to commit him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2012 05:57 PM (v8RoL)

206 OK this Bullshit bothers me. The "technical" name for "water" is not Dihydrogen-Monoxide. It is "Oxidane".

For all of your spoof fool the stupid liberal things you do, if you want to be technically accurate, the chemical name for water (coincidentally steam and ice as it is not phase specific) is "Oxidane"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 18, 2012 05:58 PM (0q2P7)

207 McElroy is not a win-the-game-for-you QB. He's a talent manager and don't-lose-the-game-for-you QB. Calm, decent reader of defenses in college and a good thrower of the safe pass.

This will be next Sunday's cripple fight of a game.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at December 18, 2012 05:59 PM (QupBk)

208 MOO !!

Posted by: el polacko at December 18, 2012 06:00 PM (H+1aM)

209 #206 M the M:

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: speedster1 at December 18, 2012 06:02 PM (yeM7r)

210 "A couple of hours ago FNC had a report from Jonna Winters which said that his mother was going to commit him, so he killed her."

OTOH, every single fact to come out has later been revised, so I might take this with a grain of salt.
PS
They're real.

Posted by: real joe at December 18, 2012 06:13 PM (n6kY6)

211 Who the hell is this Upton person?
(Not that it matters.)

Posted by: krm at December 18, 2012 06:14 PM (+fXXA)

212 Yeah, what would 'some guy' who's only a plastic surgeon....in MIAMI know about recognizing breast implants.

Speaking from experience, medical professionals are a long damned way from infallible. Especially since he keeps talking about a line of demarcation that isn't remotely visible in the video.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 18, 2012 06:22 PM (PMGbu)

213 Which is why I'm really good at shutting the fuck up.

Shut up shuttin' up.

Posted by: Muggsy at December 18, 2012 06:22 PM (PMGbu)

214 don't pretend you don't know...

Posted by: D. Hopper at December 18, 2012 06:38 PM (AVfT8)

215 Well, it's going to be at least 20 minutes before I can get up from my desk.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 18, 2012 06:44 PM (NRv+R)

216 Meh. I've seen bigger.
Daily.

But good to see that what truly matters in life is finally getting it's due.

Posted by: CAC at December 18, 2012 06:51 PM (kH1+r)

217 What's that song in the video? I can't find the lyrics anywhere.

Posted by: wte9 at December 18, 2012 07:07 PM (6Tcdo)

218 Any man who has any kind of experience at all instantly recognizes those breasts are real, without any doubt whatsoever.

She is gorgeous, and all the more gorgeous because they are real.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 18, 2012 07:25 PM (MmH0Z)

219 Another thing that makes hers gorgeous is that they are not *too big*. They are right at the limit, IMO. Yes, they can definitely be too big.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 18, 2012 07:27 PM (MmH0Z)

220 What's that song in the video? I can't find the lyrics anywhere.

****

Team Spirit - Teenage Love

I had to go to the Terry TV site to find it because I had no idea

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 18, 2012 08:06 PM (piMMO)

221 Great, now the wife is going to wonder why I am going to be taking a little extra time in the bathroom this morning...

Posted by: Smarty at December 19, 2012 05:57 AM (a6pWJ)

222 The way her hips look makes me think of weird science. Like some people designed her who didn't know what they were doing.

Nice upper body combined with somebody else's lower body. Gives me the skeeves.

Not that hot.

Posted by: Echo at December 19, 2012 08:38 AM (4Ob4F)

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