Breaking: Hillary Clinton Faints, Suffers Concussion

She's resting at home now.

She recently had to skip a conference on Syria due to illness.

Early reports are she won't be testifying this week on Benghazi.

Apparently the stomach flu led to dehydration and fainting spell.

Posted by: DrewM. at 12:32 PM



Comments

1 Frazier goes down

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at December 15, 2012 12:33 PM (E16uG)

2 Fainters. In places of high leadership.
How discouraging.

Posted by: navybrat at December 15, 2012 12:33 PM (Ty7ja)

3 Maybe she's preggers?

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2012 12:33 PM (Q6u7O)

4 How conveeeenient.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at December 15, 2012 12:34 PM (lUkFQ)

5 One word: Xanax

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 15, 2012 12:34 PM (BVkEs)

6 How convenient.

Posted by: Mrs Compton at December 15, 2012 12:34 PM (dX4hn)

7 3
Maybe she's preggers?


Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2012 12:33 PM (Q6u7O)

Oh HELL no.

Posted by: tcn at December 15, 2012 12:34 PM (VLG62)

8 I can't say anything nice, so I won't say anything at all.

Posted by: BS Inc. at December 15, 2012 12:35 PM (eP0u9)

9 How convenient.
Posted by: Mrs Compton at December 15, 2012 12:34 PM (dX4hn)

Oh wow, now she won't remember what happened in Benghazi.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 12:35 PM (3Y7RV)

10 Don't like her politics, but I wish her well.

Posted by: MostlyRight at December 15, 2012 12:36 PM (w9AQ4)

11 Maybe she should start wearing a helmet.

Posted by: Marmo at December 15, 2012 12:36 PM (pcgW1)

12 https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gxXrZLjzqoA
OT!!!!!
A Guitarist friend of Mine Version of O Holy Night

Posted by: Evilpens at December 15, 2012 12:36 PM (ck76k)

13 Roger Goodell will try to tie this to Bountygate and Tagliabue's lifting of his suspensions.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 15, 2012 12:36 PM (GQk7+)

14 Closed head injury? Does this mean she is gonna kill soon?

The proles will eat this fraud up.

Remember how comical the Soviet press was? Now it is our reality.

I'm living in bizzaro world.

Posted by: Invictus at December 15, 2012 12:36 PM (OQpzc)

15 Maybe she should start wearing a helmet.
Posted by: Marmo at December 15, 2012 12:36 PM (pcgW1)

And riding a short bus.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 12:36 PM (3Y7RV)

16 Probably not the first time she tasted Carpet !!

TOO SOON ??

Posted by: Evilpens at December 15, 2012 12:37 PM (ck76k)

17
Probably another lie. I don't believe a word this admin says, anymore.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2012 12:37 PM (jUytm)

18 This is part of the reason I thought that Hillary 2016 speculation was foolish. She's not a young woman.

I doubt if she was going to testify on Benghazi anyway. But it does smell like Watergate now, doesn't it?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 15, 2012 12:37 PM (b65cm)

19 OSP:

LOL! She should have been on that long ago.

Posted by: Marmo at December 15, 2012 12:38 PM (pcgW1)

20 TOO SOON ??
Posted by: Evilpens at December 15, 2012 12:37 PM (ck76k)

No, this kind of fraud needs ridcule from the start.

Posted by: Invictus at December 15, 2012 12:39 PM (OQpzc)

21 Polonium is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:39 PM (o1kXv)

22 Bush choked on a pretzel, fainted and bruised his face. In high power!

Posted by: Olaf at December 15, 2012 12:39 PM (jKeMG)

23 Oh wow, now she won't remember what happened in Benghazi.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 12:35 PM (3Y7RV)


Or all of her predator husband's attacks.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 15, 2012 12:39 PM (GQk7+)

24 She found Bob?

Posted by: A Passage to Bangfrop at December 15, 2012 12:40 PM (SiF4n)

25
For some reason I was thinking about the Clintons last night.

It never dawned on me before that we've endured these awful people, Bill and Hillary, for over twenty years now.

That's half my life with these goddamed people. I'm so sick of them.




Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2012 12:40 PM (jUytm)

26 Hope she feels better soon. Also hope she retires from politics and never troubles us again.

Posted by: Popcorn at December 15, 2012 12:40 PM (uIpSF)

27 Maybe a covert operative injected an air bubble in her vien whlile she was out. She seizes up and bingo, complications from a fall. Bill marries a young slut, Obama goes for a third term and everybodt polkas.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 12:40 PM (3Y7RV)

28 Resting at home is the best place for her to be.

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2012 12:40 PM (z9HTb)

29 Now that she has a closed head injury, and is therefore likely to go postal at any time, how can we trust her with the nuclear football?

They didn't think this all the way through. Thank God.

Posted by: Invictus at December 15, 2012 12:41 PM (OQpzc)

30 She found out she had to pay full price for her new shoes.

Posted by: dantesed at December 15, 2012 12:41 PM (GmsM/)

31 Even if she suffered serious head injury after one of her fainting spells, it wouldn't stop her electoral ambitions.

If Jesse Jackson Jr can get reelected from the looney bin, Hillary Clinton can get elected while comatose. The MSM would inform us, in gravest seriousness, that it would be sexist not to vote for a woman with zero brain activity.

Posted by: Artemus Khan, Supervillain-Billionaire-Layabout at December 15, 2012 12:41 PM (27tUc)

32 Bill will be pissed that she's home all the time now.

Posted by: Dingbat at December 15, 2012 12:41 PM (7kpMj)

33 She fell and broke her arm when she started out as SecState.

I hope she gets better soon, but in4 years she will only be more frail than she is now.

Posted by: stace at December 15, 2012 12:41 PM (/2LUi)

34 Probably not the first time she tasted Carpet !!



TOO SOON ??


Yes, but still funny.

Posted by: pep at December 15, 2012 12:42 PM (6TB1Z)

35 I'm sure Hillary is well taken care of in Bill's tender, loving hands.

Posted by: Marmo at December 15, 2012 12:42 PM (pcgW1)

36 She got a concussion? Guess her memory will be wiped out and she won't be testifying any time soon.


I hate that for her.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 15, 2012 12:43 PM (wR+pz)

37 She's not feeling well so she will put off testifying and then, oh wait, she won't be Sec of State anymore so the committee will wish her well and excuse her and, oh wait, four Americans still left to die in Benghazi.

Perhaps Sec Kerry can clear that up for us or maybe Barry will give an exclusive interview to George Snufflepuss breaking it all down.

Posted by: Hopped Up on Something at December 15, 2012 12:43 PM (lDvgZ)

38
After the 1996 election, in which at the time I could not believe he was reelected, I took consolation in the fact we'd be done with the Clintons at the end of 2000.

Then 2000 came along and that old fart Patrick Moynihan decided to retire and then that witch decided to carpet-bag her way into the NY senate seat. I could not believe it.

Will no one rid us of these pestilent people!??!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2012 12:43 PM (jUytm)

39 Yep, Bill headed over now, hoping she's unconscious.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 12:43 PM (1Y+hH)

40 Ok, being serious for a minute, has anyone checked her travel records against private overseas clinics? If she had some sort of illness that she kept hidden from the public, it would explain a lot.

Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:43 PM (o1kXv)

41 Ok, being serious for a minute, has anyone checked her travel records against private overseas clinics? If she had some sort of illness that she kept hidden from the public, it would explain a lot.
Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:43 PM (o1kXv)

Maybe some plastic surgery?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 12:44 PM (3Y7RV)

42 Yep, Bill headed over now, hoping she's unconscious.

Nah, he usually likes 'em with a little fight left in 'em.

Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:44 PM (o1kXv)

43 Chelsea will step in. She has a great future in politics! So experienced! So self - assured!

Posted by: What's Next at December 15, 2012 12:44 PM (msPO3)

44
I wasn't even a political junkie back then and I still loathed the Clintons.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2012 12:44 PM (jUytm)

45 @35

Bill Hill are the next Von Bulows?

Posted by: Penfold at December 15, 2012 12:44 PM (wT+sh)

46 The MSM would inform us, in gravest seriousness, that it would be sexist not to vote for a woman with zero brain activity.
Posted by: Artemus Khan, Supervillain-Billionaire-Layabout




I'm not touching that one.

Posted by: Hopped Up on Something at December 15, 2012 12:45 PM (lDvgZ)

47 Nah, he usually likes 'em with a little fight left in 'em.

Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:44 PM (o1kXv)

You right about that, now put some ice on that lip.

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at December 15, 2012 12:45 PM (wR+pz)

48
Breaking: Hillary Clinton Faints, Suffers Concussion


Maybe Obama told the truth about something.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2012 12:45 PM (4u2LN)

49 Ok, being serious for a minute, has anyone checked
her travel records against private overseas clinics? If she had some
sort of illness that she kept hidden from the public, it would explain a
lot.
Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:43 PM (o1kXv)


She doesn't keep her alcoholism/depression well hidden; but her MFM enablers ignore it anyway.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 15, 2012 12:45 PM (GQk7+)

50 She doesn't keep her alcoholism/depression well hidden; but her MFM enablers ignore it anyway.
Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 15, 2012 12:45 PM (GQk7+)

She's an alky? Didn't see that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 12:46 PM (3Y7RV)

51 Convenient about Benghazi.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 15, 2012 12:46 PM (ZPrif)

52 43
Chelsea will step in. She has a great future in politics! So experienced! So self - assured!


Posted by: What's Next at December 15, 2012 12:44 PM (msPO3)

Well, she married a Jewish guy and her father in law is a convicted felon, so she's got that going for her. Oh, and her dad was disbarred, don't forget that.

Posted by: Ole Bill Clinton at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (wR+pz)

53 Maybe somebody said, "Oh look, here's the last note left behind by Vince Foster."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (4u2LN)

54 Maybe she ate some bad fish?

Posted by: Huma Abedin at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (jucos)

55 Paging William Casey, Hillary Clinton on the red courtesy phone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (hWrM7)

56 Should have hired a food-taster before accepting the SOS position.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (Su0W2)

57 off damn sock

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (wR+pz)

58 Somebody prolly flashed her a topless Kate Upton pic.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (aZ6ew)

59 I don't believe a word out of this administration. Sympathy comes between shit and syphillis in the dictionary.

Posted by: Infidel at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (z/wx3)

60 Maybe some plastic surgery?

No, I'm thinking some sort of disease that was diagnosed back in 07-08 that she's been keeping hidden. It would explain her disengagement from the big events and her decision to stay in the SecState role; she knows that she won't be able to run for President so she's holding on to the last office she'll ever have.

If she were to try and get treatment here in the US, someone would find out and there would be demands for her to step aside., so instead she goes overseas and keeps it hidden.

Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (o1kXv)

61 Can't believe someone this weak is named after me! Oh wait, she only claimed to be.

Posted by: Zombie Sir Edmund Hillary at December 15, 2012 12:48 PM (msPO3)

62
Chelsea will step in. She has a great future in politics! So experienced! So self - assured!


Sarah Jessica Parker and John Kerry will vote for her. The time for Equine-Americans has finally come!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2012 12:48 PM (4u2LN)

63 8 I can't say anything nice, so I won't say anything at all.
Posted by: BS Inc. at December 15, 2012 12:35 PM (eP0u9)


I can. I hope she lapses into a coma and does.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 15, 2012 12:48 PM (w+hCD)

64
54
Maybe she ate some bad fish?

Posted by: Huma Abedin at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (jucos)
Yep.





http://tinyurl.com/cpbx77v

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 15, 2012 12:48 PM (wR+pz)

65 Hope the old battleaxe is okay.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at December 15, 2012 12:48 PM (IOSGZ)

66 Maybe she's too fat to be president?

Posted by: Barbara Walters at December 15, 2012 12:49 PM (nk5Tr)

67 And DIES. Oopsie

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 15, 2012 12:49 PM (w+hCD)

68 She'll be even more concussed if Bill has his way.

It depends on what your definition of Maine surprise is.

Posted by: Fritz at December 15, 2012 12:49 PM (K/NRd)

69 Fuck her. Fuck her commie fucking self.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 15, 2012 12:49 PM (w+hCD)

70 She was drunk.

Posted by: Dave at December 15, 2012 12:49 PM (v2Cb9)

71 Is this for real? I had better see a big shiner on her head...some black and blue will do.....

Posted by: Beverley at December 15, 2012 12:50 PM (oRUeA)

72 "Apparently the stomach flu led to dehydration and fainting spell."

No shit!?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 15, 2012 12:50 PM (BAS5M)

73 >>Maybe some plastic surgery?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 12:44 PM (3Y7RV)
The only plastic surgery she does involves battery power and a strapped in bimbo.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 15, 2012 12:50 PM (aZ6ew)

74 I'm supposed to be civil about this fucking woman who wants me and you dead or in chains? No fucking way.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 15, 2012 12:50 PM (w+hCD)

75
"Fainted?"

Shit, why didn't I come up with that one? Yeah, that's it, I "fainted" into a curb. A curb right outside a bar.

Posted by: Randi Rhodes at December 15, 2012 12:50 PM (4u2LN)

76 How do you tell when Hillary! is unconscious?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2012 12:51 PM (BxRmn)

77 Anyway, go ahead and flame me. I'm going back to bed.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 15, 2012 12:51 PM (w+hCD)

78 70
She was drunk.

Posted by: Dave at December 15, 2012 12:49 PM (v2Cb9)

Well, OK then, will she be posting on the ONT?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 15, 2012 12:51 PM (wR+pz)

79 She's an alky? Didn't see that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 12:46 PM (3Y7RV)


Tammy Bruce talks about it all the time. Muffer looks like a trainwreck and obviously doesn't give a flying fuck about it; seriously, look at how she used to look when Slick was in the White House and how she now resembles a Stasi reject. With the jack she's hauling down there's no reason she can't have a full time staff making her look presentable instead of taking grooming tips from her ugly daughter.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 15, 2012 12:51 PM (GQk7+)

80 Sarah Palin's FaceBook page made her faint. No other possible explanation.

Posted by: Paul R. Krugman Nobel Laureate in Blood Libel at December 15, 2012 12:52 PM (p4U6S)

81 Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:47 PM (o1kXv)

Could be MS. It's tough but can be treated for awile.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 12:52 PM (3Y7RV)

82


Being a person of knowledge about Benghazi is quite dangerous.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 12:52 PM (1Y+hH)

83 I think she has spent the last 4 years raising money and support for a bid in 2016 by promising the Chinese that she will finish the transition to an authoritarian United States, promising the Arabs that she will sacrifice Israel and the Saudis that she will do whatever they want. They pay and she plays.

Posted by: Hopped Up on Something at December 15, 2012 12:52 PM (lDvgZ)

84 Sarah Jessica Parker and John Kerry will vote for her. The time for Equine-Americans has finally come!

Incitatus for U.S. Senate!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2012 12:53 PM (BxRmn)

85 It's a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 15, 2012 12:53 PM (BVkEs)

86 Hillary looks like the warden in a women's prison movie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2012 12:54 PM (BxRmn)

87 Could be MS. It's tough but can be treated for awile.

That was my first thought as well.

Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:54 PM (o1kXv)

88
Incitatus for U.S. Senate!


Mr. Ed for Ambassador to the UN!

Posted by: Randi Rhodes at December 15, 2012 12:54 PM (4u2LN)

89

20 drown as small boat carrying migrants hoping to get to Greece sinks near the eastern island of Lesvos - Reuters



Got to be tough to be so bad off that sneaking into Greece looks like a good idea.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 12:54 PM (1Y+hH)

90 off sock

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2012 12:55 PM (4u2LN)

91 Faker

Posted by: L, elle at December 15, 2012 12:55 PM (0PiQ4)

92 She was pushed by a TEA Partier wearing an orange NRA cap!

Posted by: Honest passerby at a local Union protest at December 15, 2012 12:55 PM (SiF4n)

93 Faker
Posted by: L, elle at December 15, 2012 12:55 PM (0PiQ4)


Another real possibility.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 12:55 PM (3Y7RV)

94 Oy! I needed a rest!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Liver at December 15, 2012 12:56 PM (msPO3)

95
Ah ain't no ways tired! Got the shits big time, but no ways tired!

Posted by: Hillary at December 15, 2012 12:56 PM (vbh31)

96 Please excuse Hillary from the Benghazi hearings. She fall down go boom.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 15, 2012 12:56 PM (BVkEs)

97 20 drown as small boat carrying migrants hoping to get to Greece sinks near the eastern island of Lesvos - Reuters

Got to be tough to be so bad off that sneaking into Greece looks like a good idea.



Maybe they're refugees from one of those oppressive countries that expect its citizens to work for a living.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2012 12:56 PM (BxRmn)

98 Incitatus for U.S. Senate!

Mr. Ed for Ambassador to the UN!


Boxer for Ambassador to Syria!

Posted by: Squealer at December 15, 2012 12:57 PM (NlZe3)

99 Hillary looks like the warden in a women's prison movie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2012 12:54 PM (BxRmn)

Ilsa: She wolf of the SS.

Imdb actually hasa genre for this stuff.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071650/

Posted by: Invictus at December 15, 2012 12:57 PM (OQpzc)

100 @93 Faker... D'ya s'pose she's dangling L'il Barry with this?
I'll be polishing my schadenboner if she spills it.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 15, 2012 12:57 PM (1V6Pv)

101 I was thinking that Shrillary looked more like Mrs. Ballbreaker from "Porky's".

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 15, 2012 12:57 PM (jucos)

102

Maybe Huma pulled the rug out from under her?

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 12:57 PM (1Y+hH)

103 The cynic in me is thinking. Hillary recovers and appears under oath about Benghazi.

"I am afraid Senator Grassley I can't exactly recall the events of that night since I fell ill."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2012 12:58 PM (hWrM7)

104 I actually believe this. My mom is an obnoxious Hillary stalker and she told me days ago (as though I cared) that Hillary had a stomach bug.

Posted by: Lauren at December 15, 2012 12:58 PM (wsGWu)

105 Maybe Huma pulled the rug out from under her?

ISWYDT...

Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:59 PM (o1kXv)

106 Maybe they're refugees from one of those oppressive countries that expect its citizens to work for a living.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2012 12:56 PM (BxRmn)Thatwould get the USA off the hook.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 12:59 PM (1Y+hH)

107
Maybe Huma pulled the rug out from under her?[/br]

ISWYDT...

Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 12:59 PM (o1kXv)

108 104
I actually believe this. My mom is an obnoxious Hillary stalker and she
told me days ago (as though I cared) that Hillary had a stomach bug.

Posted by: Lauren at December 15, 2012 12:58 PM (wsGWu)

Wait, so you are saying Hillary has started swallowing?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 15, 2012 01:00 PM (wR+pz)

109 I question the timing.

Posted by: knob at December 15, 2012 01:00 PM (H1bc7)

110 My mom is an obnoxious Hillary stalker

Bless her heart. Would she like a free cell phone?

Posted by: Hillary at December 15, 2012 01:00 PM (vbh31)

111 It can't be that bad. Only registered a 3.2 on the Richter scale.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 15, 2012 01:01 PM (BVkEs)

112 Hey, I wouldn't even ride her into battle.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 15, 2012 01:01 PM (BxRmn)

113 Would she like a free cell phone? 


Weirdly, no. She's actually fairly fiscally conservative. Just completely braindead about "women's issues"

Posted by: Lauren at December 15, 2012 01:02 PM (wsGWu)

114
An extra layer of fat can help break your fall.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at December 15, 2012 01:02 PM (n/ubI)

115

Sounds like a tapeworm actually.


Or bad caviar.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 01:02 PM (1Y+hH)

116
The election is over. The Clintons... are surplus.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 15, 2012 01:03 PM (qkP36)

117 You don't need to have sympathy for her...but I am stuffering from round 2 of a stomach bug and it's no fun.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 15, 2012 01:03 PM (SUKHu)

118 Are you calling Chelsea a tapeworm?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2012 01:03 PM (hWrM7)

119 Wasn't this in Wag The Dog? Like, literally.
I'm thinking the Clintons threw in the concussion just to make it seem like they were pulling a Biden and plagiarizing whole-cloth.

Posted by: sunny black at December 15, 2012 01:04 PM (0LX7P)

120


No, I'd like to avoid any insult to tapeworms. Don't want them upset with me.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 01:05 PM (1Y+hH)

121 Are you calling Chelsea a tapeworm?

No. She was more like an inconvenient truth.

Posted by: Hillary at December 15, 2012 01:06 PM (vbh31)

122 >>You don't need to have sympathy for her...but I am stuffering from round 2 of a stomach bug and it's no fun.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 15, 2012 01:03 PM (SUKHu)

Get some Grapefruit Seed Extract. You can get it in pill form. It will kill the bug without harming the good gut bacteria.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 15, 2012 01:06 PM (aZ6ew)

123

This Clinton incident shows that we must ban football.The concussions are spreading everywhere!

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 01:06 PM (1Y+hH)

124 Stuffering??

Oh noes, it's gotten to my braaaaaain...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 15, 2012 01:06 PM (SUKHu)

125 Boxer for Ambassador to Syria!
Posted by: Squealer at December 15, 2012 12:57 PM (NlZe3)
The man is a freakin' genius, I keep tellin' ya.Yeah, send Babs off to be Ambassador to Syria. Or Libya. Hell, make it both.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 15, 2012 01:07 PM (4u2LN)

126 Mama AJ please dont go Biden on us....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2012 01:07 PM (hWrM7)

127 >>>Wasn't this in Wag The Dog?

Would this be the first time Hillary was caught with a Firefly girl?

Posted by: Fritz at December 15, 2012 01:08 PM (K/NRd)

128 She's actually fairly fiscally conservative. Just completely braindead about "women's issues"

Ahhh...she's down with the struggle.

Posted by: Hillary at December 15, 2012 01:08 PM (vbh31)

129
Seriously, in light of the loss that was suffered yesterday, how is this even worth mentioning?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2012 01:08 PM (jUytm)

130 The Zombie Apocalypse begins!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 15, 2012 01:08 PM (uis79)

131 I have actual grapefruits in the fridge...should I nom on the seeds?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 15, 2012 01:08 PM (SUKHu)

132 It takes a willing suspension of disbelief to think that this was an accident.

Posted by: Marmo at December 15, 2012 01:08 PM (pcgW1)

133 I'm not one of those conservatives that thinks she's invincible.

2016 is not going to be like 2012 where there was only one semi-viable GOP candidate and the rest being sideshow freaks. We have a much stronger bench.

And believe me, Benghazi will be brought up in the Dem primary if Hillary decides to run by her opponents.

I don't think a Rubio vs 75 year old Hillary is going to be the lay up some think it is, especially after 8 years of Obama.

Posted by: Jeepers at December 15, 2012 01:08 PM (XDRsa)

134


There's some kinda flu-y thing going around.

Everyone seems to be getting sick.

Posted by: beach sandbagging at December 15, 2012 01:09 PM (LpQbZ)

135
Hillary has a boo boo?

Who cares.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2012 01:09 PM (jUytm)

136 This is going to be like an old episode of the Three Stooges. She got bonked on the head and now she can't remember a thing.

If she can't remember anything because she has Trauma-Induced Stooges Amnesia, she obviously can't testify. Oh, well! Let's move on to the next issue du jour, the loose ends on this one are all wrapped up now.

Someone is going to have to come by and whack her in the head with a bowling pin. If I remember my Stooges 101 classes correctly, one whack to the head makes you lose your memory, and a subsequent whack to the head makes you remember.

Posted by: Killface at December 15, 2012 01:09 PM (dr0xf)

137

The trolls don't seem interested in defending Hillary.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 01:09 PM (1Y+hH)

138 This is BS!.....I want to know where this happened?

BEN-GONZIE.........

Posted by: Beverley at December 15, 2012 01:09 PM (oRUeA)

139 I expect the MSM types to soon enough blame the right wing for unfairly putting all this pressure and blame and responsibility on her.

Posted by: mallfly at December 15, 2012 01:09 PM (bJm7W)

140 I don't think a Rubio vs 75 year old Hillary is going to be the lay up some think it is, especially after 8 years of Obama.
Posted by: Jeepers at December 15, 2012 01:08 PM (XDRsa)



Hard to say.

JEF won so many votes because he was black.
JEF also won a lot of women votes.

Hillary = women and women votes

hard to say

Posted by: beach sandbagging at December 15, 2012 01:10 PM (LpQbZ)

141
what I mean to say is: I'm all out of sympathy at the moment, got none to spare for some old witch's boo boo.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2012 01:10 PM (jUytm)

142 she she have one of those "I've fallen and can't get up" things around her neck?

Posted by: mallfly at December 15, 2012 01:10 PM (bJm7W)

143 Anyone see where Hillary was when she fell? my wife asked and I didn't see it in the story. (Valdosta St. returns opening kickoff for 97 yard TD. )

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2012 01:11 PM (tkoGU)

144 Hillary had a hitting shemorage? How!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Mugabe at December 15, 2012 01:11 PM (dKdTw)

145

Seriously, in light of the loss that was suffered yesterday, how is this even worth mentioning?



A respite from yesterday is most welcome. I'm sure you can find plenty of sites where you can dwell upon yesterday to your heart's content.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 01:11 PM (1Y+hH)

146 If this had been Palin, Saturday Night Live would devote half the show to it.

Posted by: mallfly at December 15, 2012 01:12 PM (bJm7W)

147 Maybe she's the 21st century Gerald Ford.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 15, 2012 01:13 PM (3Y7RV)

148 i had a bad stomach bug for 2 1/2 weeks. I'm finally better. Someone else in my office had it and ended up in the ER from dehydration. I lost 9 lbs and I can't afford it.

Maybe this bug will help Hillary with the her weight problem. It's too convenient, I'm sure she pulled it as an excuse not to testify!
I worked from home, everyone was paid and I did not lose any memory. I paid our office bills from home.

Hillary is going to milk this so she doesn't have to testify doubt our dead Ambassador and Seals.

Posted by: CarolT at December 15, 2012 01:13 PM (z4WKX)

149 There is no law antmore. Only raw power.

Posted by: Old Glazier at December 15, 2012 01:13 PM (YGHl3)

150
nood ball thread

Posted by: soothsayer at December 15, 2012 01:13 PM (jUytm)

151 14
Closed head injury? Does this mean she is gonna kill soon?

Well I sure hope Hillary has her hand guns taken away then.

Posted by: Long Island at December 15, 2012 01:13 PM (hl8SI)

152 Not to worry in 2016 she will be just fine for her coronation with no worry of her health or something.

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at December 15, 2012 01:14 PM (Ea64Y)

153 Stomach flu, dehydration, queasy, fainting. It's called AIDS (Alcohol Induced Daily Shits)

Posted by: Ma Bell at December 15, 2012 01:14 PM (uVuwp)

154 It boggles my mind that the GOP doesn't have a designated attack dog to swat down the MFM's daily dose of Hillary 2016 road paving.

All it would take is is repeating her name, her position, and Benghazi about 3 times every time the commie media tries this, but the GOP gets MUCH better advice from the Roves and the other tired, cowardly retreads, who are unwilling to beat the commies at their own game.

That wouldn't be nice.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 15, 2012 01:16 PM (aZ6ew)

155

I think the act of letting herself go is a strategy. She'll have a makeover and a nip and tuck whenit's time to start the campaign and the media will swoon over how great she looks.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 01:16 PM (1Y+hH)

156 I've offered to come by and give her a tongue bath.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at December 15, 2012 01:16 PM (9gW0q)

157 Me too!

Posted by: Donna Shalaylalalalalala.... at December 15, 2012 01:17 PM (9gW0q)

158 >>i had a bad stomach bug for 2 1/2 weeks. I'm finally better.

Yikes. That's too long. Glad to hear you are past it.

One of the kids got a 24 hour version on our 48 hour expensive mini-vacation. That was fun.

I thought I was fine, but it came back worse than before. Or maybe it's a new one...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 15, 2012 01:17 PM (SUKHu)

159 Maybe she's the 21st century Gerald Ford.
And today's Chevy Chase could still play the role on SNL.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2012 01:17 PM (jPVBi)

160 Ma Bell-I have to agree. Hillary is a nervous wreck about the deaths she and TFG caused. She's probably drinking too much!

Posted by: CarolT at December 15, 2012 01:19 PM (z4WKX)

161 She's a wicked drunk.
All that puffy fat is booze bloat.
And drunks have a lot of accidents.

I, once, drunk, fell and rolled all the way down the backside of Beacon Hill --- that's the steep side. Where I looked up and saw, directly across the street, Mass General Hospital! How conveeenient.

Posted by: Trotsky, with an ice-axe (unexpectedly!) in his head at December 15, 2012 01:20 PM (E16uG)

162 Maybe she's just giddy because she hit the glass ceiling.

Posted by: Howard Cosell at December 15, 2012 01:20 PM (L8Enu)

163 While she was passed out on the ground I couldn't hep myself than to give it another go...fo old times sake....haw haw

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 15, 2012 01:21 PM (I+Z9T)

164 and tuck whenit's time to start the campaign and the media will swoon over how great she looks.
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 15, 2012 01:16 PM (1Y+hH)

That shit works. Pelosi has a true artist for a plastic surgeon. She doesn't look anything like a 90yo zombie.

Posted by: Invictus at December 15, 2012 01:21 PM (OQpzc)

165 86
Hillary looks like the warden in a women's prison movie.

She also resembles the evil Nurse Ratched in "Cuckoo's Nest".

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at December 15, 2012 01:21 PM (9gW0q)

166 It boggles my mind that the GOP doesn't have a
designated attack dog to swat down the MFM's daily dose of Hillary 2016
road paving.

All it would take is is repeating her name, her
position, and Benghazi about 3 times every time the commie media tries
this, but the GOP gets MUCH better advice from the Roves and the other
tired, cowardly retreads, who are unwilling to beat the commies at their
own game.



Posted by: ontherocks at December 15, 2012 01:16 PM (aZ6ew)


The thought that Rove used to be an understudy to Lee Atwater makes me think that the only thing he paid attention to was how to separate the swells from their hard earned jack. Other than that the only use I have for him is how insane he used to make the lefty fuckheads; and since he's sucked major cock in the last two elections that bullshit is null and void.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 15, 2012 01:23 PM (GQk7+)

167 I'da hit it again but she woke up.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 15, 2012 01:23 PM (I+Z9T)

168 Actually, she 'came to'...get it?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 15, 2012 01:25 PM (I+Z9T)

169 The election is over. The Clintons... are surplus.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 15, 2012 01:03 PM (qkP36)


----------------------------------------------


Besides, she can't possibly win the nomination with Baraka going for a third term.

Posted by: Soona at December 15, 2012 01:27 PM (L8Enu)

170 She seemed confused about what that cigar was doin' der...haw haw

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 15, 2012 01:27 PM (I+Z9T)

171 Last!

Posted by: john stark owns lots of guns and never killed anyone at December 15, 2012 01:29 PM (PALjS)

172 Seriously, in light of the loss that was suffered yesterday, how is this even worth mentioning?

Because life goes on even after a tragedy like yesterday. The world continues and people go on with their lives and their business.

Posted by: Alex at December 15, 2012 01:29 PM (o1kXv)

173 I think the DNC/MSM are just using Hillary 2016 as a squirrel! to distract folks researching their more probably choices. This country has almost zero respect for wisdom through age, Hillary would have little chance.

Posted by: Palerider at December 15, 2012 01:43 PM (5CusZ)

174
Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton is no different that any other doddering white hair, and should eliminate her from consideration for higher office.

Knowing that politics is now a contact sport, Ms. Rodham should be required to follow the NFL head injury protocol with no lapses or excuses. Take the serial prevaricator out of the game until cleared by the medical staff and Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 15, 2012 01:51 PM (ndqJC)

175 I would oppose a Hillary presidency almost as much as I protest the current one, but that being said, an unconscious Hillary would be a better president than a conscious Obama.

Posted by: Mr_Write at December 15, 2012 02:00 PM (CLkAH)

176 I would be shocked, SHOCKED, were alcohol involved.

/49153

Posted by: panzernashorn at December 15, 2012 02:01 PM (BAnPT)

177 Calling in sick to avoid a hard day at work (benghazi)?

I wish I thought of that one!

Posted by: Obamao at December 15, 2012 02:03 PM (JtyGg)

178 Oliver North slaps forehead and says "why the f... didnt I think of that....."

Posted by: crookedrecords at December 15, 2012 02:06 PM (MMpL5)

179 Finally, she accomplished something.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 15, 2012 02:11 PM (MmH0Z)

180 "Come on and get down with the sickness (You Mother!)"
~ Richard Cheese

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 15, 2012 02:14 PM (6H6FZ)

181 re 154:

This Day In Hillary History!

"The real bombshell was Gerth and Engelberg's December 15, 1993, story,
which all but accused both Clintons, Jim McDougal, and Beverly Bassett Schaffer
of criminal conspiracy to keep Madison Guaranty afloat regardless of the cost."

http://tinyurl.com/2c6jt

Posted by: mallfly at December 15, 2012 02:15 PM (bJm7W)

182 David Petraeus tried this little stunt, but a concussion doesn't count if it's suffered under his desk.

Posted by: Fritz at December 15, 2012 02:16 PM (K/NRd)

183 Where'd everybody go?

Posted by: Soona at December 15, 2012 02:22 PM (6w58p)

184 Jacksonitis.

Posted by: Whatev at December 15, 2012 02:22 PM (2t6Gz)

185
Witnesses?

Posted by: Moana at December 15, 2012 02:24 PM (r+yB8)

186 Short-term amnesia for hearings once "recovered" and ready to return?

"I cannot recall" warming up in the Bill-pen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at December 15, 2012 02:25 PM (baL2B)

187 re: 183

RAPTURE!!! I'm going to see if the liquor store is unlocked.

Posted by: mallfly at December 15, 2012 02:25 PM (bJm7W)

188 Bill needs to lay off the violent sex with Hillary.

Posted by: Dems Meds Made Dem Mad at December 15, 2012 02:29 PM (QIE/u)

189 When they told Bill, he looked puzzled and said, "who?"

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 15, 2012 02:32 PM (6H6FZ)

190 how... convenient....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2012 02:36 PM (RMCS5)

191
Next Up?

Retiring for 'Health reasons'

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2012 02:37 PM (RMCS5)

192 22
Bush choked on a pretzel, fainted and bruised his face. In high power!


***

And didn't miss a day of work. Wouldn't have made the news but the media decide to speculate that he was drunk.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 15, 2012 02:37 PM (SkyIE)

193 I had the flu real bad. Coughed my brains out for over a month. I ended up seriously dehydrated, fainted, & fell down stairs cracking my head open. She's sick. But it doesn't excuse her from testifying since she won't be sick forever.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 15, 2012 02:38 PM (0Ufr+)

194 I wonder if Hillary will sell advertising space on her skull cap that wears when she testifies??

Posted by: rikthedik at December 15, 2012 02:40 PM (ye/Kc)

195 Did Jim Moran's son teach Bubba some tricks with a garbage can???

Posted by: phreshone at December 15, 2012 02:40 PM (0SXI6)

196 "20 drown as small boat carrying migrants hoping to get to Greece sinks near the eastern island of Lesvos - Reuters"


When, when will Greece have the will to ban these dangerous boats?

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at December 15, 2012 02:41 PM (vOH26)

197 hmm.. Clinton and Obama sharing from the same xanax bottle? I KNOW Obama uses.. You can see it in the way he blinks his eyes, and how he moves... he's not an occasional user either.. its 4x a day for no drama obama

I for one think our leaders should be able to operate without the use of drugs.. right?

Anyway, for some reason this story made me think of Jessie Jackson Jr. suddenly getting a mental illness right when the feds came 'a knockin' for a corruption charge.

btw, if Clinton did suffer a concussion, they need to swear in an acting SOS now.. because a concussion can make ones thinking become almost dreamlike and disordered. She's already an idiot, can you imagine the crap coming out of her mouth now?

Posted by: Holy pill poppers batman! i'm scared of congress at December 15, 2012 02:43 PM (agJFZ)

198 When, when will Greece have the will to ban these dangerous boats?
Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at December 15, 2012 02:41 PM (vOH26)--------------------------------------------The boats were goingTO Greece. They're probably from France.

Posted by: Soona at December 15, 2012 02:45 PM (6w58p)

199 Format fail

Posted by: Soona at December 15, 2012 02:46 PM (6w58p)

200 When she demands sex, Bill runs down the street in a hoodie.

Posted by: Whatev at December 15, 2012 02:47 PM (2t6Gz)

201 Her aides knew she was injured when she started saying things like " there is no right wing conspiracy", "We let those people die in benghazi", "Vince really was in love with me, not Bill", " Is there anyone, male or female, that Bill hasn't screwed". Sedated and strapped to a bed.

Posted by: rikthedik at December 15, 2012 02:48 PM (ye/Kc)

202 Beware of tuna provided by the Mulslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: Invictus at December 15, 2012 02:49 PM (OQpzc)

203 You know she drinks more daily than most sailors on leave in Singapore drink on their entire liberty.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 15, 2012 02:51 PM (BAnPT)

204 Just when you thought leftists could get any stupider:

"The news that 20 school children were executed this morning left me speechless. And it made me think: change should start with me. I have decided to turn in my own gun." -MSNBC contributor Goldie Taylor

Posted by: Whatev at December 15, 2012 02:57 PM (2t6Gz)

205

In before Ed Morrissey asks us to pray for her speedy recovery.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 15, 2012 02:58 PM (kdS6q)

206 How convenient that Hillary suffers a concussion right now! This is pathetic!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 15, 2012 03:02 PM (uis79)

207 OT: Pro-Union Activist Threatens the Michigan Governor: 'We'll Be at Your Daughter's Soccer Game'

http://bit.ly/Y2BIWR

A speaker at a protest against Michigan's right-to-work legislation said that Republican governor Rick Snyder will "get no rest" from pro-union activists if Snyder signs the bill into law.

"Just know one thing, Rick Snyder: You sign that bill, you won't get no rest," said Rev. Charles Williams II at the Tuesday rally in Lansing, according to Michigan Capitol Confidential. "We'll meet you on Geddes Road. We'll be at your daughter's soccer game. We'll visit you at your church. We'll be at your office."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 15, 2012 03:02 PM (vUK/h)

208 Capitol Confidential. "We'll meet you on Geddes Road. We'll be at your daughter's soccer game. We'll visit you at your church. We'll be at your office."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 15, 2012 03:02 PM (vUK/h)

If I was Snyder, I'd let it be known there would be a pardon for whoever beats that asshole near to death.

Posted by: Invictus at December 15, 2012 03:06 PM (OQpzc)

209 If I was Snyder, I'd let it be known there would be a pardon for whoever beats that asshole near to death.
Posted by: Invictus at December 15, 2012 03:06 PM (OQpzc)


-------------------------------------------------


Not only a pardon, but 10 years of not paying state income tax. Incentives. They enhance performance.

Posted by: Soona at December 15, 2012 03:12 PM (6w58p)

210 Union thugs attack/harass little girls? Color me not surprised!

Posted by: Walkers! at December 15, 2012 03:15 PM (0Ufr+)

211 Anyone find it odd that in the last few years John Roberts, Petraeus and Hillry (among others) have fainted? What the heck do they do that dehydrates them (if that is the rel reason) ... When I was a kid/teen I used to faint a lot and sleep walk, then I started having seizures of all kinds (dozens if not hundreds over few yeaars) - but I am ill and hd repeated head traumas in childhood then when I drank when I was teen. Just seems odd ll the fainting that happens with govt people. I think there are more middle ge nd younger I m thinking of/

Posted by: Baldy at December 15, 2012 03:18 PM (opS9C)

212 It sucks driving home on 4 flat tires...I'm just saying.

Posted by: Natural Selection at December 15, 2012 03:19 PM (G0eua)

213 "It never dawned on me before that we've endured these awful people, Bill and Hillary, for over twenty years now."

And never, in my wildest dreams, did I imagine that we'd ever have a president so bloody awful that I'd love to see either of them back in the Oval Office. Yet here we are.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 15, 2012 03:40 PM (dTXIW)

214 "It never dawned on me before that we've endured these awful people, Bill and Hillary, for over twenty years now."
----
You got 70 more years of SCoaMF. That fucker is going to be stupidly grinning and breathing till he's 130.

Posted by: Whatev at December 15, 2012 03:45 PM (2t6Gz)

215 What would the MSM have said if Scooter Libby or Col. North pulled this crap? Oh I think we know.

Posted by: ALL_IS_LOST at December 15, 2012 03:51 PM (T/L2Z)

216
Maybe it will knock a little sense into her head.

Posted by: gDavid at December 15, 2012 04:01 PM (gHdrI)

217 everyone who has commented is a racist of People of Hideous Pantsuits

just proves that the laws of gravity can be defiled, considering her Michael Mooreatine fat ass of hers should have been the first object to strike Earth

maybe a 'Ron Brown' mishap will occur

Posted by: Boned to the Max at December 15, 2012 04:06 PM (gkiG+)

218
It's a real tossup whether Hillary's fake head injury or O'Stumblefuck's teary commentary on the tragedy will win the liberal Academy Award for Best Political Scam of the year?

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 15, 2012 04:10 PM (ndqJC)

219 All the blood must have drained to her ankles.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2012 04:10 PM (wAQA5)

220
All the blood must have drained to her ankles.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2012 04:10 PM (wAQA5)

Sir, we call those cankles.

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at December 15, 2012 04:13 PM (ndqJC)

221 Women have been "fainting" for years to get out of things.
This is just another Clintonesque scam...so she " can't" testify...
Good lord

Posted by: Christmasghost at December 15, 2012 04:19 PM (r2mIz)

222 Prez SCOAMF teary eye performance Friday equalled Bill Clinton at Ron Browne's funeral when he was laughing with some funeral attendees then noticed the cameras where on him, immediately feigned crying and wiping a tear from his eye...

Posted by: Boned to the Max at December 15, 2012 04:19 PM (gkiG+)

223 Ahh, the Jesse Jackson Jr. scheme to evade testimony and invoke sympathy. Didn't really work for him. Should be even less effective for anyone named "Clinton."

Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at December 15, 2012 04:31 PM (Cyl47)

224 Honest to God, they don't need to even try anymore. What good is the Press for anything? It's the most obvious story in the world. What's behind the cover-up must be very, very large. Like our Administration is actually THE OTHER SIDE. If it looks, sounds and sh*ts like a duck, it must be a duck.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 15, 2012 04:41 PM (ndlFj)

225 Hillary looks like Jack Warden.

Posted by: LobarPendulum at December 15, 2012 04:43 PM (qx85C)

226 Rev. Charles Williams II

Nobody is the II, you're junior and a damn poor one at that. I'm pretty sure threatening girls playing soccer isn't in the Bible anywhere rev.

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2012 04:48 PM (Xefrb)

227 Your health can suffer when you carry the knowledge that 4 people are dead because of you incompetence.

Posted by: Ken Royall at December 15, 2012 05:36 PM (x0g8a)

228
I think Hillary is a drunk who hit her head after passing out.
That said, the old "I-have-a-concussion" sure does grant her a lot of cover for offering even more dishonest testimony while under oath....

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 15, 2012 05:50 PM (F6sww)

229 Maybe she's got a tumor?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at December 15, 2012 05:54 PM (Md8Uo)

230 How many more women must suffer before the scourge of vodka soaked tampon abuse is stopped?

Posted by: Tortillapete at December 15, 2012 06:08 PM (OcgY4)

231 "The news that 20 school children were executed this morning left me speechless. And it made me think: change should start with me. I have decided to turn in my own gun." -MSNBC contributor Goldie Taylor
Posted by: Whatev at December 15, 2012 02:57 PM (2t6Gz)
Aw, it's made out of chocolate.

Posted by: TexasJew at December 15, 2012 06:46 PM (V0jvX)

232 The reality that America has 4 more years as Obama for President finally sank in...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 15, 2012 07:01 PM (AC0lD)

233 My vag hurts, therefore I cannot testify in the death of Americans

Posted by: Buffalo Gumz at December 15, 2012 07:59 PM (5IoZd)

234 I personally suspect she stopped in Thailand for a lunch of carpet and sex change hormones. One day she'll be Mister Clinton all by herself. She and Bill will chase the same skirts. The closed head injury will help her forget the hateful memory of not havingba dick of her own...

Posted by: Sandman Has hate to spare now at December 15, 2012 08:02 PM (Xx/gi)

235 Don't believe this for one minute. She should have resigned on 9/12/12. This disgrace is a liar and a coward.

Posted by: gracepmc at December 15, 2012 09:37 PM (rznx3)

236 A concussion but no trip to the hospital. Awwww, don't think I believe this one....

Posted by: gm at December 15, 2012 10:18 PM (IiAO1)

237 Maybe she ate some bad tuna?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 16, 2012 10:56 AM (RmMsj)

238 This is themost hilariousload of crap to come down the pike in a long time. I literally laughed out loud upon hearing this. It would be truly funny if 4 innocent heroes weren't murdered due to their incompetance.

Posted by: Lisa at December 16, 2012 11:17 AM (0fLnF)

239 Either the "Benghazi Bends" or the "Benghazi Squirts"

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 16, 2012 08:30 PM (Q63S1)

240 Only the Obama nation would believe the BS being stated by the propaganda media. She knows that she will be asked questions that she dare not answer at the hearings, so suddenly she is ill, no doubt hoping the propaganda media will provide cover and distraction. Hoping that Benghazi will go away like Holders gun smuggling story.

So Predictable to everyone but the morons of the propaganda departments in our media.

Posted by: John21 at December 17, 2012 02:13 PM (46VAS)






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