Is This Something?

This is a joke, I don't know if it's funny or I just think it's funny.

I was talking about Jim Rome and his idiotic branding as an edgy "Bad Boy" of talk radio. Come on, "edgy Bad Boys" don't get bitch-slapped this easily.

So this sort of dumb branding is so obvious and common. We see the attempt to claim the mantle of the "dark, edgy" X of Y all the time.

Like Chriss Angel, Mindfreak. So Jim Rome's media strategy is to position himself as the Chriss Angel of sports talk.

And this can be widely applied. Like, Vampire: The Masquerade is the Chriss Angel of Dungeons and Dragons.

This blog, I have to admit, is the Chriss Angel of conservative blogs. I don't like admitting that, but whatever.

You can have fun with this formula, too: Like, Dick York was the Chriss Angel of Actors Playing Darren on Bewitched.

Or, the Toucan is the Chriss Angel of Angry Birds.

The Chriss Angel of Dwarves in The Hobbit...? Bombur.

Not sure if this is something. Let me know.


Update: Opinions seem to vary between "no, it's not something" and "maybe it was something five years ago" and "it's barely something but mostly nothing."

No one even seems to like the Toucan or Bombur jokes.

Posted by: Ace at 06:55 PM



Comments

1 Does anyone know how large an iguana's vagina is and if it could accommodate a 3 inch penis?

I'm asking for a friend...

Posted by: Jordan at December 13, 2012 06:57 PM (Hz1zc)

2 This blog, I have to admit, is the Chriss Angel of conservative blogs.
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What, are you putting on black eyeliner before you post?

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 06:57 PM (BgIBZ)

3
I only saw Chrisss Angel once -- he was driving a car blindfolded in my neighborhood. I was not amused.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 13, 2012 06:58 PM (0Ufr+)

4 Bender is the Chriss Angel of the Breakfast Club, as Demone is the Chriss Angel of Fast Times.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 06:58 PM (LCRYB)

5 Rome is a dick and I wish Everett had beaten him to a bloody pulp.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 06:58 PM (9XBK2)

6

This is complicated. Give me a minute.

Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 06:58 PM (FBxnv)

7 Justin Bieber is the Chriss Angel of androgynous girly boys.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2012 06:59 PM (6TB1Z)

8
Babs huge pendulous tits are the Chrisss Angel of Josh Brolin.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 13, 2012 06:59 PM (0Ufr+)

9 Funny? No. Mildly humorous that makes me kind-of nod? Bingo.

Posted by: Memories at December 13, 2012 06:59 PM (LiBEs)

10 The Knight is the Chriss Angel of the chessboard.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 06:59 PM (LCRYB)

11 This blog, you have to admit, is the Dane Cook of conservative blogs.

Posted by: EC at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (doBIb)

12 I've got to look up Chriss Angel first. Maybe that's the joke, though.

Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (FcR7P)

13 Babs huge pendulous tits

Which would make a fine name for a rock band.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (6TB1Z)

14 This *was* something. Many, many years ago.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (CF4Y5)

15 ... Other M is the Criss Angel of Metroid Prime?

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (H84UO)

16 This blog, I have to admit, is the Chriss Angel of conservative blogs. I don't like admitting that, but whatever.

_______

LOL! Is Chris Angel that girly guy with the magic show on The Strip?

Off to the googles.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (r2PLg)

17

Wait.

Dick York was the superior Darren, clearly.

Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 07:01 PM (dmsib)

18 The Heatmiser is the Chriss Angel of Rankin-Bass.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 07:01 PM (LCRYB)

19 Seriously, ace.

Jim Everett is wearing fuckin tight-rolled jeans and-

HEY!

Have you been using the time machine again?!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2012 07:01 PM (CF4Y5)

20 Okay Ace.

You're gonna have to do the messy eyeliner.

Guerlain makes a good one.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:01 PM (r2PLg)

21 Is Chris Angel that girly guy with the magic show on The Strip?


The very one. erm So I've heard.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2012 07:02 PM (6TB1Z)

22 So, which blog is the Ron White of conservative blogs?

Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 07:02 PM (1V6Pv)

23 You didn't invent that meme by yourself.

Posted by: Barry at December 13, 2012 07:02 PM (kGJd5)

24 16 Yes.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:03 PM (9XBK2)

25 Wait...the Guerlain one is for pros.

You're gonna poke your eye out.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:03 PM (r2PLg)

26
Chrisss Angel is the Toaster Strudel of breakfast tarts.


(Am I doing it right?)

Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 07:03 PM (Y/zV5)

27 Not sure if this is something.


It is. This is confusing.

Posted by: fluffy (D) at December 13, 2012 07:03 PM (z9HTb)

28 Meggings are the Criss Angel of sweat pants?

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:03 PM (H84UO)

29 John Holmes is the Criss Angel of salsicce.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:04 PM (XkWWK)

30 Lena Dunham is the Criss Angel of Meghan McCain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:04 PM (XkWWK)

31 Vic and I have not fucking clue what or who you are talking about.

See you at the ONT.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:04 PM (wR+pz)

32 "Lena Dunham is the Criss Angel of Meghan McCain."
===============

Good lord! And yes.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:05 PM (H84UO)

33 Howard Cosell is the Criss Angel of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:05 PM (XkWWK)

34 ace u here?

Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (nqBYe)

35 Reason is plainly the Chriss Angel of political magazines.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (LCRYB)

36 Cris Angel.......if he was such a great magician you'd think he could get that not so edgy lisp to disappear.

Posted by: yeahok at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (jW+a6)

37 The Acee of Spays

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (B4dTc)

38 Jim Boehner is the Criss Angel of terrible negotiators.


Criss Angel cries a lot on stage, right?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (b+jI9)

39 James Brolin is the Criss Angel of Eliot Gould.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (XkWWK)

40 I don't know about Chriss Angel, but Obama is the Piss Christ of presidents.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (Lxw+T)

41 Eh, I dunno. I always loved that clip.

Posted by: wte9 at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (6Tcdo)

42 ace a post on last thread is kinda rough

Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (nqBYe)

43 I always thought of this blog as the Mr. Plinkett of right wing pseudo military blogs.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (zZJJp)

44 yes.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 07:07 PM (LCRYB)

45 Will there be a quiz?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 13, 2012 07:07 PM (ndlFj)

46 10 The Knight is the Chriss Angel of the chessboard.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 06:59 PM (LCRYB)

_________________

That might work because both of them piss me off.

The knight because I'm dyslexic and Criss Angel because magicians are one step above mimes.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:07 PM (r2PLg)

47 This post is the Criss Angel of things you might post about Criss Angel.

Posted by: oblig. at December 13, 2012 07:07 PM (cePv8)

48 Chriss Angel is the Doug Henning of drama queens.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:07 PM (Lxw+T)

49 >>>I don't like admitting that, but whatever.

Do we have to brood and dye our hair black? I don't know if I can do that. But if the chicks are going to commit to the skin tight leather I can give it a shot.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 13, 2012 07:08 PM (0q2P7)

50 Since we seem to be on sports here. OK who said this:

"I ain't fighting no billy-goat."

And to whom did he say it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2012 07:08 PM (79ueO)

51 Chris Angel is the Chris Angel of magic.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:08 PM (q177U)

52 did you get it? and a repeat in another comment?

Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:09 PM (nqBYe)

53 Alan Greenspan's scrotum is the Criss Angel of Andrea Mitchell's sagging piss flaps.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:09 PM (XkWWK)

54 The nearly meaningless adjective "extreme" is the advertising version of this little joke.

And it is a VERY little joke.

Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:09 PM (2H3EF)

55 Brian Dennehy is the Chriss Angel of natural forces.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:09 PM (Lxw+T)

56 Who is Chriss Angel?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2012 07:09 PM (GsoHv)

57 Aaron Sorkin is the Criss Angel of TV showrunners.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:10 PM (H84UO)

58 Jay Carney, Mindfreak.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:10 PM (Lxw+T)

59 My cooked dinner is the Criss Angel of the raw ingredients.

And.... I'm done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:10 PM (XkWWK)

60 "Mystery" is the Criss Angel of pick up artists.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2012 07:10 PM (CF4Y5)

61 Bob Dole is the Criss Angel of insouciant truculence.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (SiF4n)

62 Barack 0bama is the Chriss Angel of dick.

Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (gBuIk)

63 Jeffrey Dahmer is the Criss Angel of mass murderers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (b+jI9)

64 Jeremy Gelbwaks was the Chriss Angel of Partridge Family drummers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (QKKT0)

65 58 Posted by: namaste, beach! at December 13, 2012 06:30 PM (LpQbZ)


Jay Carney is the Criss Angel of Claire Shippman's extra small dildos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (XkWWK)

66 >>>Who is Chriss Angel?

A prestidigitator who uses a goth persona that would have gotten him burned at the stake 200 years ago.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (0q2P7)

67 Justin Beiber is the Criss Angel of rock.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (r2PLg)

68 56
Who is Chriss Angel?


More important, who are ANY of these peoples?


Michelle's love childern?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (wR+pz)

Posted by: Joe Biden is the Criss Angel of Responsible VP Choices at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (H84UO)

70 Like Chriss Angel, Mindfreak.

You know who was dark? David Copperfield. Until he started talking during his act.

Mistake.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (QupBk)

71 This is joke is the Chriss Angel of jokes

Posted by: drewh at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (RdJSN)

72 64 Jeremy Gelbwaks was the Chriss Angel of Partridge Family drummers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (QKKT0)


Chuck Cunningham was the Criss Angel of Howard and Marion Cunningham's kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (XkWWK)

73 Bob Dole is the Criss Angel of insouciant truculence.


No, Bob Dole is a popinjay.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (QKKT0)

74 Eduard Khil is the Chriss Angel of rickrolls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wytn-_MSBo

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (Lxw+T)

75 The Cape Buffalo is the AceOfSpacesHQ of the big 5 african game.
Or something.

Posted by: fb at December 13, 2012 07:13 PM (JVEmw)

76 Kang is the Criss Angel of Rigel 6.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:13 PM (b+jI9)

77 Chris Matthews is the Criss Angel of alcoholics.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2012 07:13 PM (CF4Y5)

78 Freddie Kruger is the Nancy Pelosi of movie monsters.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:13 PM (q177U)

79 239-254

Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (nqBYe)

80 Little Green Footballs is the Criss Angel of right-wing watchdog blogs.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (H84UO)

81 Harry Mudd is the Criss Angel of Star Trek non-villainous villains.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (XkWWK)

82 Valerie Jarrett is the Chriss Angel of Pygmalions.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (Lxw+T)

83 Gambit is the Chris Angel of X-men

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (q177U)

84 Bob Dole is the Criss Angel of insouciant truculence.

For four hours or less. Otherwise he's the Chriss Angel of the ER.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (QupBk)

85 Face punching is the Chriss Angel of progressive politics.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (6WVi+)

86 Bearded Spock is the Chriss Angel of Vulcans.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (Lxw+T)

87 Baz Luhrman's "Romeo Juliet" is the Criss Angel of Shakespeare movies.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (H84UO)

88 Brian Dennehy is the Chris Angel of character actors.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (jucos)

89 ace, who is this chriss angel?

And no, I will not Google it.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (4cQVp)

90 André the Giant was the Criss Angel of Ted Cassidy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (XkWWK)

91 Steven Crowder's bicuspid is the Chriss Angel of comely dental provocation.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (Lxw+T)

92 76 Kang is the Criss Angel of Rigel 6.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:13 PM (b+jI9)



Kang is the Criss Angel of TMNT villains.

Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (2H3EF)

93 OK, have I talked to you about Herba Life?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (wR+pz)

94 Yes, it's funny.

Posted by: MJ at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (xEAGD)

95 Warren Ellis is the Criss Angel of funny book writers.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (H84UO)

96 Chris Christie is the Criss Angel of donuts.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (r2PLg)

97 John Boehner is the Chriss Angel of painful but rational surrender.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (Lxw+T)

98 Kos is the Chris Angel of Chris Angel blogs.

Posted by: MJ at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (xEAGD)

99 No, no Archangel is the Chris Angel version of Angel in the X-men.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (q177U)

100 92 Kang is the Criss Angel of TMNT villains.
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (2H3EF)

Kang is the Criss Angel of the Blue Djin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (XkWWK)

101 "This blog, I have to admit, is the Chriss Angel of conservative blogs. I don't like admitting that, but whatever"

Ok that one got a chuckle !

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (nTgAI)

102 Ernest Goes to Jail is the Criss Angel of the Jim Varney oeuvre.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (aozUR)

103 Pirates of the Carribean is the Chriss Angel of Disney.

Posted by: Ruth In Iowa at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (LhpYW)

104 Colin Baker was the Criss Angel of Dr Who.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (H84UO)

105 Stephen Crowder is the Criss Angel of pugilists.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (b+jI9)

106 "@64 - Jeremy Gelbwaks was the Chriss Angel of Partridge Family drummers."

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Rack him.

Posted by: slug at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (vVv3V)

107 Kang is the Criss Angel of Immortus.

Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (2H3EF)

108 93 OK, have I talked to you about Herba Life?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (wR+pz)


Avon is the Criss Angel of Herba Life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (XkWWK)

109 The Horta is the Chriss Angel of extrabestial alien pooter.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (Lxw+T)

110 Ezra Klein is the Criss Angel of the Constitution.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (r2PLg)

111 Jimmy Saville was the Criss Angel of Islam.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (XkWWK)

112 I always thought this place was the 4chan of conservative blogs.

Still, Michelle Obama is the Criss Angel of Wookies.

Posted by: Armando at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (IDypm)

113 Anne Hathaway is the Chris Angel of cooter flashers... BTW we need a post on that

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (nTgAI)

114 Yeah right Ace! This blog is totally the David Blaine, NOT Chris Angel, of conservative blogs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU

Classic.

Posted by: adc at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (QRtGH)

115


Jolene Hunnicut is the Chriss Angell of Mel's waitresses on Alice.

Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (03CMN)

116 Chriss Angel is the Jeremy Clarkson of emo goth nerds.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (Lxw+T)

117 The Horta is the Chriss Angel of extrabestial alien pooter.

Hey!

Posted by: The Salt Sucker of M-113 at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (QupBk)

118 Hortense is the Criss Angel of women's names.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (XkWWK)

119 Obtuse angle is kinda the Chris Angel of angles.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (q177U)

120 106 "@64 - Jeremy Gelbwaks was the Chriss Angel of Partridge Family drummers."

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Rack him.
Posted by: slug at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (vVv3V)



Rack him. And then play us out with a bed of Iggy Pop.

Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (2H3EF)

121 >>>Colin Baker was the Criss Angel of Dr Who.

Man I don't get that. How does rainbow man remind you of Criss Angel?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (0q2P7)

122 117 Hey!
Posted by: The Salt Sucker of M-113 at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (QupBk)


Moochelle. Is that you?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (XkWWK)

123 Lena Dunham is the Criss Angel of chick flicks.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (H84UO)

124 Anthony's weiner is the chris angle of wieners.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (zZJJp)

125 Kodos is the Criss Angel of Rigel 6!!

Posted by: KODOS at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (b+jI9)

126 >>>Colin Baker was the Criss Angel of Dr Who.

>>>Man I don't get that. How does rainbow man remind you of Criss Angel?


I would have said Christopher Eccleston

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (0q2P7)

127 Barack Obama is the Chriss Angel of Stuttering Clusterfucks.

Posted by: Armando at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (IDypm)

128 I still don't get this but my weekly post count is climbing.

Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (I2LwF)

129 "Man I don't get that. How does rainbow man remind you of Criss Angel?"
===============

As originally conceived, the Sixth Doctor was supposed to be edgy and dangerous. In reality, he turned out to be a chubby guy in a clown suit.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (H84UO)

130 Ann Coulter is the Pat Caddell of Susan Estrich.




I think I'm getting a bit foggy here.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (Lxw+T)

131 I do not know why you are wasting time on such trivialities such as this. Are you unaware that there is a civil war with the unions? Don't you claim to want to Let It Burn yet you bother with pop culture? Shouldn't you be attempting to fight and build for the conservative cause?


What about the heartbreak of halitosis? WHAT ABOUT THAT?


Good day, sir. I say again, good day.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (Gk3SS)

132 Europeans are the Criss Angel of Mayans.

Posted by: Choom at December 13, 2012 07:21 PM (jfUIE)

133 Shit keep forgetting the D after my name.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 13, 2012 07:21 PM (I2LwF)

134 George Orwell is the 3D chess playing Spock of Chris Angel jokes.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:21 PM (q177U)

135 2
This blog, I have to admit, is the Chriss Angel of conservative blogs.

---



What, are you putting on black eyeliner before you post?

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 06:57 PM (BgIBZ)



Does that make Green Day the Chriss Angel of "Punk" bands?

Posted by: The Chriss Angel of Commenters at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (+wk3J)

136 The London Boys are the Chriss Angel of misdirection.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (Lxw+T)

137 130 Ann Coulter is the Pat Caddell of Susan Estrich.

___________________

I think that's the Bermuda Triangle of Criss Angel.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (r2PLg)

138
Anne Hathaway is the Chris Angel of cooter flashers... BTW we need a post on that


No.

Posted by: EC at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (doBIb)

139 Krang is the Criss Angel of TMNT villains.

I'm a nerd, what can I tell you.

Posted by: Armando at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (IDypm)

140 The London Boys are the Criss Angel of boy bands.

Posted by: grease monkey at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (VSWPU)

141 Shep Smith is the Criss Angel of hurricane reporting.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (r2PLg)

142 AoSHQ is to Chris Angel as epileptic kittens are to chaos theory.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (KSjsb)

143 "I would have said Christopher Eccleston."
===============

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the idea, but I'd say no to Christopher Eccleston as the Criss Angel of Doctor Who because Christopher Eccleston's Doctor actually worked very well as envisioned.

That's not a slam on Colin Baker's Doctor, whom I also love, but the Sixth Doctor didn't quite come together as originally intended.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (H84UO)

144 136..damn beat me to it.

Posted by: grease monkey at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (VSWPU)

145 Jeffrey Jones is the Chris Angel of Pedophilic actors.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (jucos)

146 Jack Steuf is the Chriss Angel of Anal Warts.

Wait, how does this work again?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (4136b)

147 OK, Amway. You can get in right at the beginning, unlike Herba Life.

Just buy this soap and shit and I'll sign you up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (wR+pz)

148 Shep Smith is the Criss Angel of hurricane reporting.

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Disco Dan Rather at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (4cQVp)

149 Val-u-rite vodka is the Criss Angel of Ace's liver.

Posted by: slug at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (vVv3V)

150 Oh alexthechick reminds me--

Glenn Greenwald is the Criss Angel of sock puppetry.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:24 PM (r2PLg)

151 Harry Reid is the Chriss Angel of unrepentant pederasts.

Posted by: Armando at December 13, 2012 07:24 PM (IDypm)

152 Chris Angel is the the Chris Angel of mathematical sets that contain themselves as a member.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:24 PM (q177U)

153 I'm the Chriss Angel of never hearing about things.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (IDypm)

154 Paul Anka is the Chriss Angel of the hardware store hammer section.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (Lxw+T)

155 Geraldo is the Criss Angel of embed reporting while map drawing.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (r2PLg)

156 OK, Amway. You can get in right at the beginning, unlike Herba Life.

Just buy this soap and shit and I'll sign you up.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (wR+pz)


No, he's all mine. I saw him first.

Posted by: A Future Mona Vie Upline at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (QKKT0)

157 Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:24 PM (q177U)

Who invited the gay porn star?

Posted by: Disco Dan Rather at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (4cQVp)

158 Rob Parker is the Criss Angel of blackholes.

Posted by: grease monkey at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (VSWPU)

159 Chriss Angel is the recursive joke of Chriss Angel.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (Lxw+T)

160 other was 253

Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (nqBYe)

161 or Is 253

Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (nqBYe)

162 I like the Toucan joke, ace.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (Gk3SS)

163 Who invited the gay porn star?

Posted by: Disco Dan Rather at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (4cQVp)

you like the new sig?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (q177U)

164 I'm the Chriss Angel of gloryholes everywhere. <slurp>

Posted by: Olaf at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (IDypm)

165 Bluto is the Chriss Angel of Delta House.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (Lxw+T)

166 /sockpuppet

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2012 07:27 PM (4cQVp)

167 Michael Moore is the Chris Angel of ugly, disgusting, morbidly obese slobs with repulsive neckbeards.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 13, 2012 07:27 PM (KSjsb)

168 RGIII is the Chris Angel of Knee Hyperextension.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:27 PM (jucos)

169 Colin Powell is the Chriss Angel of Charlie Crist.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:27 PM (Lxw+T)

170 Andrew Sullivan is the Criss Angel of sober, reasoned analysis.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:27 PM (H84UO)

171 Lost me on this one. Must be the bath salts.

Posted by: eureka! LiFBer at December 13, 2012 07:28 PM (HPRku)

172 Alan Grayson is the Criss Angel of of Anthony Weiner wannabes.

Debbie Wasserman Shultz is the Criss Angel of brain dead talking point robots.

Stephanie Cutter is the Criss Angel of brain dead talking point scrunts.

Posted by: Noncentsical at December 13, 2012 07:28 PM (Na7G9)

173 You're all just lucky I have no idea who this Chris Angle person is and therefore no way to figure out how to do this.
If I did, I come up with the threadwinner I tell ya. Thread. Winner, and be the Chris Angle of this thread.

Posted by: In Cognito at December 13, 2012 07:28 PM (XXIrM)

174 Ace, I'm going to have to ask for my money back.


Later, all.

God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 13, 2012 07:28 PM (AoWJ4)

175 The goliath bird-eater is the Criss Angel of tarantulas.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:28 PM (H84UO)

176

Oswald Patton is the Chriss Angell of David Cross.

Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 07:29 PM (BUcLz)

177 Empire of Jeff is the Chriss Angel of anger management.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:29 PM (Lxw+T)

178 Maybe Christopher Eccleston was the Criss Angel of Dr Who after all.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:29 PM (H84UO)

179 I don't have cable. Is this Criss Angel really somebody?

Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2012 07:29 PM (HjPtV)

180 Patton Oswalt may be the Criss Angel of doughy stand-ups.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:30 PM (H84UO)

181 Alan Grayson is the Criss Angel of of Anthony Weiner wannabes.



Debbie Wasserman Shultz is the Criss Angel of brain dead talking point robots.



Stephanie Cutter is the Criss Angel of brain dead talking point scrunts.


And since they won, it makes 65 million people the Criss Angel of the Great Unwashed.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2012 07:30 PM (4cQVp)

182 Michael Jackson was the Criss Angel of pedophiles...

Posted by: America, F Yeah at December 13, 2012 07:30 PM (84b7V)

183 I'm going to ignore all y'all and simply pet the screen for a bit.


http://bit.ly/VF79ju


Come to me, my sweet. Come to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 13, 2012 07:30 PM (Gk3SS)

184 Ok. I'm bored. Let's start including in our posts, "As the Mayans Predicted". I'll start. I am unemployed, as the Mayans predicted.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:30 PM (jucos)

185 >>No one even seems to like the Toucan or Bombur jokes.


Because they were the Criss Angel of jokes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:31 PM (b+jI9)

186 Michael Jackson was the Criss Angel of pedophiles...

Ahem.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 13, 2012 07:31 PM (IDypm)

187 http://bit.ly/VF79ju

Too much boot, and the top of the picture is too cropped. It's the Chriss Angel of photo tease.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:32 PM (Lxw+T)

188 Vajazzling is the Criss Angel of personal grooming.

Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:32 PM (H84UO)

189 No, I am unemployed, as the Mayans predicted.

Posted by: In Cognito at December 13, 2012 07:33 PM (XXIrM)

190 The Aztecs were the Chriss Angel of mesoamericans, as the Mayans predicted.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:33 PM (Lxw+T)

191 There once was a merry magician
Who hid behind a partition
Chris Angel's the name
That went with his fame
But asshole describes his condition

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:33 PM (q177U)

192 Gilligan was the Chriss Angel of Maynard G. Krebs.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:34 PM (Lxw+T)

193 Dang, AtC, I'm trying to concentrate. Beethoven's "Fidelio" is playing online at theclassicalstation.org (still Act I). Janowitz as Leonore.

Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2012 07:34 PM (HjPtV)

194 With respect to Ozzie, Who the fuck is Jim Rome?

Posted by: Enough already at December 13, 2012 07:34 PM (qBLA2)

195 Gilligan was the Chriss Angel of Maynard G. Krebs.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:34 PM (Lxw+T)
----------------------------------------------------
As the Mayans predicted......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:35 PM (jucos)

196 Wilhelm Fürtwangler was the Chris Angel of Arturo Toscanini.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:36 PM (Lxw+T)

197 This "post" is merely to intimidate MUMR.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 13, 2012 07:36 PM (Su0W2)

198 But if you we're to call something the Chris angel of whatever wouldn't that actually mean that they are fake edgy bad boys that most people with a brain roll their eyes at?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2012 07:36 PM (0zTHf)

199 Posted by: Harry Reid at December 13, 2012 07:31 PM (IDypm)

Harry Reid is the Wonder Bread of pedophiles.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2012 07:37 PM (4cQVp)

200 Stephanie "Turd" Cutter is the Criss Angel of spokespersons,as the Mayans predicted.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:38 PM (9XBK2)

201 Elmo is the Pedobear of Muppets. As the Mayans predicted.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:39 PM (Lxw+T)

202
How about Rob Parker is the Tourre of ESPN?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:39 PM (n/ubI)

203 5
Rome is a dick and I wish Everett had beaten him to a bloody pulp.


Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 06:58 PM

Hell, even Chris Evert would have bitchslapped fake tough guy Jim Rome

Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2012 07:39 PM (wwsoB)

204 How about Rob Parker is the Tourre of ESPN?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:39 PM (n/ubI)
--------------------------------------------------------
As the Mayans predicted.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:40 PM (jucos)

205 And would anyone like to agree with me that ace is more like The Amazing Jonathan of conservative blogs.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2012 07:40 PM (0zTHf)

206 Well Toure is kinda the Chris Angel of race baiters

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:40 PM (q177U)

207 Toure Neblett is the Chriss Angel of RuPaul, as the Mayans predicted to the best of my recollection, Senator.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:40 PM (Lxw+T)

208 And would anyone like to agree with me that ace is more like The Amazing Jonathan of conservative blogs.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2012 07:40 PM (0zTHf)
----------------------------------------------------
As the Mayans predicted!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:41 PM (jucos)

209 2003 He did,and Rome turtled up like a pussy.Everett,whatever you want to say about him,played Qb in an era where Qb's took real hits,not like the pampered pussies of today.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:41 PM (9XBK2)

210 How about Rob Parker is the Tourre of ESPN?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:39 PM (n/ubI)

--------------------------------------------------------

As the Mayans predicted.


This thread has become the self immolating Chriss Angel of threads.

As the Mayans predicted.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 13, 2012 07:41 PM (0q2P7)

211 This is the David Cooperfields of conservative blogs.

Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2012 07:42 PM (Tqh1Y)

212
I though Bender was the Chris Angel of Futurama.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:42 PM (n/ubI)

213 It's Chriss Angels, all the way down.

Posted by: The Salt Sucker of M-113 at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (QupBk)

214 Does this mean DrewM is the Criss Angel of cobloggers?

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (ZA675)

215 Kathy Griffin is the Chriss Angel of ginger gutter poon.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (Lxw+T)

216 OT

Finally saw Finding Bigfoot. Oh my god. Must watch TV.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (q177U)

217 Susan Rice is the red shirt security guy in the Obama landing party.

Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2012 07:44 PM (HjPtV)

218
Jordan is the RuPaul of AoSHQ.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:44 PM (n/ubI)

219 216 Rachael Maddow's bother is particularly good on that show.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:44 PM (9XBK2)

220 The posting system of AOS is the Carrot Top of posting systems.

Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2012 07:44 PM (Tqh1Y)

221 Buzzion, would that mean that we're just fake, edgy, bad boy commenters?
I hope so.
Cause I'm really just a nice, clean cut, happy-go-lucky, all American, mom's apple pie type kid.
Now, if you all will excuse me, I must be off to the weekly pok, uh, gin rummy game._

Posted by: In Cognito at December 13, 2012 07:44 PM (GnJ7A)

222 I love how the very same people who scream about media this and media that spend hours every week consuming NFL/ESPN. It would be hard to find 2 more liberal organizations than these two.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 13, 2012 07:45 PM (HDgX3)

223 220 Yeah,but if it was updated it would feel wrong somehow.What would be next,would ace stop double posting?

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:45 PM (9XBK2)

224
Newsweek is the Mayans of weeklies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:45 PM (n/ubI)

225 Mr Moo Moo is the Chriss Angel of Perpetual Outrage.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 13, 2012 07:46 PM (QupBk)

226 214 Does this mean DrewM is the Criss Angel of cobloggers?
Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (ZA675)

No DrewM is the Lancelot Link of CoBloggers.

Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2012 07:46 PM (Tqh1Y)

227 Okay, I've conducted a few preliminary tests.

.....and yes, yes this is indeed something.

We may need to go to the MFM for more comprehensive and objective analysis however.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 13, 2012 07:46 PM (aZ6ew)

228 Dr. Zachary Smith is the Chriss Angel of Dr. Leonard McCoy.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:46 PM (Lxw+T)

229 Bob Barker is the Chris Angel of Bob Barkers.

Posted by: MJ at December 13, 2012 07:47 PM (xEAGD)

230
Chris Matthews is the Rachel Maddow of Men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:47 PM (n/ubI)

231 Oh, and consume mass quantities.
Mepps. Mepps.

Posted by: In Cognito at December 13, 2012 07:47 PM (GnJ7A)

232 The Mayans stole our dates!

Posted by: The Toltecs at December 13, 2012 07:47 PM (QKKT0)

233 The Mayans are the dinosaurs of the Stone Age as Chriss Angel predicted.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:48 PM (Lxw+T)

234 So, Clarabelle was the Chris Angel of the Howdy Doody Club? Mr. Greenjeans was the Chris Angel of Captain Kangaroo?

Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2012 07:48 PM (OqZHj)

235 I can recite Bombur's lineage in Dethek, but have no idea who Chris Angle is, should I get out more or is the a side effect of ignoring the media and all it's modern, leftist tendrils?

Posted by: Jean at December 13, 2012 07:48 PM (hjRtO)

236 If I like, did a hit of acid, would this make sense? What are y'all talking about?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 13, 2012 07:48 PM (yiIja)

237 The Mayans stole our dates!
Posted by: The Toltecs at December 13, 2012 07:47 PM (QKKT0)
--------------------------------------------------------
We asked you if you'd mind if we danced with them.

Posted by: The Mayans at December 13, 2012 07:48 PM (jucos)

238 234 Mr Greenjeans was the Jimmy Savile of Captain Kangaroo.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:49 PM (9XBK2)

239
Hopes ya don't mind if we dance with yo dates.

Posted by: SMOD and the Nostrodomuses at December 13, 2012 07:49 PM (n/ubI)

240 I love how the very same people who scream about
media this and media that spend hours every week consuming NFL/ESPN. It
would be hard to find 2 more liberal organizations than these two.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 13, 2012 07:45 PM (HDgX3)



Wow. I was unaware that this thread was about the NFL/ESPN. I feel so enlightened now!



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Helping it burn. at December 13, 2012 07:50 PM (Gk3SS)

241 vi is the Chriss Angel of text editors as Knuth predicted.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:51 PM (Lxw+T)

242 Carl Winslow was the Criss Angel of fictional Chicago police officers, precisely as the Mayans predicted.

Posted by: Armando at December 13, 2012 07:53 PM (IDypm)

243 Rachel Maddow is the Don Pizzaro of MSNBC's midget carnival.

Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2012 07:54 PM (HjPtV)

244 Wow. I was unaware that this thread was about the NFL/ESPN. I feel so enlightened now!

This post was suppose to be the Massengill of the previous post.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2012 07:54 PM (4cQVp)

245 vi is the Chriss Angel of text editors as Knuth predicted


Who said you could edit with the men?

Posted by: Blake from Bell Labs at December 13, 2012 07:54 PM (z9HTb)

246 cron is the Criss Angel of schedulers

Posted by: grease monkey at December 13, 2012 07:55 PM (VSWPU)

247 Screw Chriss Angel.

I was told there would be Cake.

Posted by: Comrade Trainer was promised cake at December 13, 2012 07:55 PM (L8M3D)

248 Google Chrome's spell checker is Yugo of Chris Angel car comparisons.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:55 PM (q177U)

249 I think I'd rather talk about GLaDOS.

Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2012 07:57 PM (OqZHj)

250 Mel is the Chriss Angel of a Real Programmer.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:57 PM (Lxw+T)

251 Started listening to Rome on Xtra Sports 690 in the mid 80"s, attended a few tour stops and had a great time. He was quite funny in his early years and had some great callers and was quite un PC. He kept much of this flavor when he went into syndication.
Now, he can be mildly funny on rare occasion, is very PC and is too predictable. He is no longer edgy and quite unlike Ace ..has plenty of sacred cows.

Posted by: standfast24 at December 13, 2012 07:57 PM (s4wkw)

252 Jim Rome is Hindu ?

Posted by: grease monkey at December 13, 2012 08:00 PM (VSWPU)

253 So I guess Pixie is the Chris Angel of AoSHQ.

Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2012 08:00 PM (OqZHj)

254 i hate chris angel.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2012 08:01 PM (GVxQo)

255 Tau is the Chriss Angel of pi.

Posted by: sithkhan at December 13, 2012 08:02 PM (u9ths)

256 I could watch Jim Rome get bitched slapped on a loop. Thanks YouTube!!

Posted by: puddleglum at December 13, 2012 08:03 PM (MalIH)

257 Dr. Benway is the Criss Angel of heroin-induced euphoria.

Posted by: W.S. Burroughs at December 13, 2012 08:04 PM (SiF4n)

258 I like pi.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2012 08:05 PM (QKKT0)

259 Apple is the Chriss Angel of pie.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 13, 2012 08:05 PM (QupBk)

260 247 Screw Chriss Angel.

I was told there would be Cake.
Posted by: Comrade Trainer was promised cake at December 13, 2012 07:55 PM (L8M3D)
---

Did someone say Cake?

http://bit.ly/TYvy7I

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 08:06 PM (BgIBZ)

261 Hydrogen flouride is the Chriss Angel of refrigerants.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 08:06 PM (Lxw+T)

262 Potatos are the Chris Angel to meat.

Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2012 08:07 PM (OqZHj)

263 Menagea3 is the Chriss Angel of Archie Comics.

Posted by: sithkhan at December 13, 2012 08:08 PM (u9ths)

264 I am the Chriss Angel of intellectuals. The. Chriss. Angel.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2012 08:09 PM (zpqa2)

265 I'm beginning to understand Ace's point. There was a point, wasn't there?

Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2012 08:09 PM (OqZHj)

266
big game tonight

Bengals at Eagles

Eagles gonna win.

Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 08:09 PM (FC8Yl)

267 I'm beginning to understand Ace's point. There was a point, wasn't there?

No point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2012 08:12 PM (QKKT0)

268 big game tonight



Bengals at Eagles



Eagles gonna win.





Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 08:09 PM (FC8Yl)

__________________
Yep Huge game. The Bengal felons will be playing the Eagle felons. Who do I cheer for? The guy who killed dogs for fun or the guy with multiple DUIs? Touch choice.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 13, 2012 08:14 PM (HDgX3)

269 I've never seen an ep. of Mind Freak.

I thought Penn & Teller were the dark and edgy X of magic. Did Angel out edgify them?

I saw Penn/Teller do a saw a woman in half routine that included accidentally disemboweling her and spillng her entrails everywhere. (Before magically restoring her, of course.)

Not sure how much darker they can get without actually killing somebody live on stage.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 08:14 PM (ZPrif)

270 Is Jim Rome his real name ? I doubt it.

Posted by: alias at December 13, 2012 08:16 PM (/zHfg)

271 For the record, gabbro is the criss Angel of igneous rocks

Posted by: Tocquevillian at December 13, 2012 08:16 PM (iuY0Y)

272 "Is This Something?" should be the name of your radio show. You'd definitely be teh Criss Angel of conservative talk radio.

Posted by: uncommentari at December 13, 2012 08:17 PM (2+Sc2)

273 A Jim Rome wanna be Steve Czaban had to apologize the yesterday because he did an Austin Power "That's a man, baby!" joke about a 30-something dude who decided he was a chick and now is playing women's college basketball.

Yahoo Sports was all high and mighty about it. How dare you call that man a man! Bigot! Heretic! Witch!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 08:18 PM (ZPrif)

274 Funny thing about Rome -- he's almost 50, but his schtick is all about "Dude this" and "Dude rockin' that" and making weed references and being free and easy with the latest slang.

Which is why he dies his hair and goatee jet black.

You can't age gracefully when your schtick is irreverent teen. Dude gotta keep rockin the Just For Men jet back lettuce.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 08:21 PM (ZPrif)

275 What I love about this blog is that when a post makes zero sense to me, I feel comfortable blaming it on the blog instead of on my own stupidity. Is that something?

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at December 13, 2012 08:22 PM (E55AK)

276 Ashley Judd is the Chriss Angel of puffiness

Posted by: Wooga at December 13, 2012 08:23 PM (snwlH)

277 Limburger is the Chriss Angel of cheese.

Posted by: NCKate at December 13, 2012 08:24 PM (gSN6u)

278 184 Ok. I'm bored. Let's start including in our posts, "As the Mayans Predicted". I'll start. I am unemployed, as the Mayans predicted.


But first, you will blow me. As the Mayans predicted.

Posted by: Wooga at December 13, 2012 08:25 PM (snwlH)

279 "You can't age gracefully when your schtick is irreverent teen. Dude gotta keep rockin the Just For Men jet back lettuce."


ROTFL

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 08:25 PM (q177U)

280 Dewey Crowe is the Chriss Angel of Justified.

Or would it be Boyd Crowder? I might be doingitwrong

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 08:26 PM (BgIBZ)

281 I've actually seen more of Chriss Angel than Angry Birds.

Oh, and no football thread?

Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2012 08:27 PM (gBuIk)

282
Ace, I might be laughing at your jokes if I had the slightest clue who Chriss Angel was...or who anyone or anything referenced in the post, apart from Dungeons and Dragons, Angry Brids, and Bombur, is, for that matter.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 13, 2012 08:28 PM (x6tId)

283 @282 Ron White (NOT safe for work)... http://preview.tinyurl.com/cgelq9r

Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 08:30 PM (1V6Pv)

284 214 Does this mean DrewM is the Criss Angel of cobloggers?
Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (ZA675

___________

No.

The commenters are Howard Cosell.

Drew M. will be our server of the "evening".

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 08:32 PM (r2PLg)

285 22 So, which blog is the Ron White of conservative blogs?

Iowahawk

Posted by: Elmer Fudge at December 13, 2012 08:32 PM (8tVOc)

286 FoxNews edginess scale, increasing edginess (just opinionaters).

Huckabee
Hannity
Cavuto
O'Reilly
Gutfeld

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 08:33 PM (ZPrif)

287 Jim Rome is still working? Huh. Who knew?

Posted by: Cameron at December 13, 2012 08:33 PM (pncwo)

288 The glass plate is your--computer screen.

Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 08:34 PM (r2PLg)

289 Minx 0.7 alpha is the Criss Angel of shit-tastic, broke-dick, feature-free, dick-monkey, ass-rind commenting software.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2012 08:35 PM (JDIKC)

290 Still making bank. Straight caysh homie. Just bout crib number 3 in lo-cal.
Trust me. It's unbebeebable

Posted by: Jim Rome at December 13, 2012 08:36 PM (ZPrif)

291 Iowahawk research: http://preview.tinyurl.com/cptcuzv
In related news, researchers at the prestigious Brookings Institution have developed a method to Perfect Human Nature Through the Tax Code.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 08:40 PM (1V6Pv)

292 Sure, times have been better for the King of Smack and the clone army. Not a bad take from the Ace-hole there.
But still rockin' the mic. Still makin' bank.
Happy to be ballin' on the Ocho.

Posted by: Jim Rome at December 13, 2012 08:41 PM (ZPrif)

293 Rome is the nozzle of the douche bag.

Posted by: Tocquevillian at December 13, 2012 08:42 PM (iuY0Y)

294
I've never seen an ep. of Mind Freak.

-----

Personally, David Blaine is much better.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2012 08:45 PM (lTVJy)

295 Jim's a good guy. He refs for U8 soccer in SoCal and is very humble and approachable.

Posted by: TBIK at December 13, 2012 08:46 PM (q9DYD)

296 Well that's great! That's just F*ing great! Now what the F* are we supposed to do?! We're in some real pretty Sh*t now man! ... You finished?! Well, no, but that will do for now. burn, baby, burn!!

Posted by: and irresolute at December 13, 2012 08:46 PM (DBH1h)

297 Beware, the wrath of the chocolate fountains.

http://k2radio.com/health-department-launches-probe-into-area-restaurant/

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 13, 2012 08:48 PM (9SwFX)

298 Let it Burn

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 13, 2012 08:49 PM (uis79)

299 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 08:33 PM (ZPrif)

Oh, man, them's fightin' words.

Cavuto is WAY closer to Gutfeld in edgyness (not to mention downright hilarousness, if he lets himself go) than O'Reilly could ever hope to be.

On this one, Rush is right . . . O'Reilly IS "Ted Baxter."

And Hannity is about as edgy as Behr paint.

(Is this the Bombur of off-topic AoSHQ comments? Because if it isn't, I could go on . . .)

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 08:50 PM (NaNKB)

300 Am I the only person that gives a Shit about the rules.....Mark It Zero!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 13, 2012 08:50 PM (uis79)

301





The Montana
Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher
was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate
him.



AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.



RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I
pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally
challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the
work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and
I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He
also sleeps with my wife occasionally.



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Posted by: Ken Royall at December 13, 2012 08:51 PM (x0g8a)

302 Posted by: Ken Royall at December 13, 2012 08:51 PM


Do I have to say it?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2012 08:52 PM (TtXjG)

303 Let it Burn is the Chris Angel of Math

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 08:52 PM (q177U)

304 Posted by: Ken Royall at December 13, 2012 08:51 PM (x0g8a)

What really works for me with that joke is the totally unexpected punchline.

"font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";}" indeed.

Heh.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 08:53 PM (NaNKB)

305 @301

That was some funny stuff! That's how I feel!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 13, 2012 08:55 PM (uis79)

306 The Mayans predicted Ken Royall would get a turn in the barrel.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2012 08:57 PM (aV7kO)

307 Whoa, Ken! Now THAT was something.

Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2012 08:57 PM (HjPtV)

308 Did the Mayans predict any lottery numbers?

Posted by: USA at December 13, 2012 08:59 PM (RIg+t)

309
I wonder what Elvis Grbek is doing right now..

Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 08:59 PM (vanqS)

310 Ken, would you rather be rolled down the eastern or western slope of the continental divide? Get into the barrel.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2012 09:00 PM (ZA675)

311 Did the Mayans predict any lottery numbers? Posted by: USA

The Mayans predicted squat. Their calendar ran out of pages. Everyone who thinks they predicted something needs to be punched in the throat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2012 09:00 PM (TtXjG)

312 311
They predicted that their calendar would run out of pages.

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

313

reember when I predicted the Eagles would win?

forget that for me, k? thnx

Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 09:01 PM (OA1Yc)

314 The extremely short shorts at the very end of the Rome video are, I think, Something.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:02 PM (NaNKB)

315 well, it's still going to be quite the party on Dec. 21

Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2012 09:02 PM (d/5qf)

316 I'm sad,I require a cheerleader picture.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 09:04 PM (9XBK2)

317 I saw a news story a couple of weeks ago about how the Mayans in Guatamala (yeah, they're still there) are getting pretty damned pissed off about all the freaks from the USA and the rest of the "developed" world coming to them and asking them about the End Times.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:05 PM (NaNKB)

318 I AM THE CHRISS ANGEL OF HELLFIRE!!

Posted by: Arthur Brown at December 13, 2012 09:05 PM (gtNr4)

319 315 well, it's still going to be quite the party on Dec. 21
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2012 09:02 PM (d/5qf)
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Except for the idiots who inevitably murder their families and suicide themselves because some loincloth wearing tribals didn't bother to update their calendar for the next three thousand years.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:06 PM (BgIBZ)

320 I saw a news story a couple of weeks ago about how the Mayans in Guatamala (yeah, they're still there) are getting pretty damned pissed off about all the freaks from the USA and the rest of the "developed" world coming to them and asking them about the End Times.
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:05 PM (NaNKB)

as predicted by the Mayans

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 09:07 PM (q177U)

321 12-21 is on a Friday. Good time to go. Think I'll upgrade to a single-malt that night.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:07 PM (4Mv1T)

322
I heard a guy on a talk radio show who sells high end underground survival shelters and he said sales went from one per monthto one per week, after the election. Not sure of the correlation.

Something to do with the solar system and our proximity to the Sun. Or LiB.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2012 09:07 PM (MPjT8)

323 The Spanish destroyed most of the thousands of Codex drawings. Thought them satanic, they did.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 13, 2012 09:08 PM (gtNr4)

324 321

Now that's one hell of an idea.

Posted by: weew at December 13, 2012 09:09 PM (ElfHn)

325 December 21 is the Doug Henning of Mayan predictions.

Posted by: Sobad at December 13, 2012 09:09 PM (m0le6)

326 This is both nothing, and a template of a possible way the hot civil war starts, when someone on the left under the age of 30 seriously forgets MSM and HuffPo having your back is not, like, real backup, and pushes folks too far.

Posted by: Y. at December 13, 2012 09:09 PM (9e5N5)

327 H is the Criss Angel of Chriss Angel.

:wq!

Posted by: InsertCleverNameHere at December 13, 2012 09:10 PM (SS8WM)

328 318 I AM THE CHRISS ANGEL OF HELLFIRE!!
Posted by: Arthur Brown at December 13, 2012 09:05 PM (gtNr4)

Well played, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 09:11 PM (XkWWK)

329 Here's what's going to happen on 12-21:

I'm going to get stuck behind the same fat lady in a minivan on the way to work, like everyone else. Just like every damn day.

Posted by: weew at December 13, 2012 09:12 PM (ElfHn)

330 Robert Picardo is the Chriss Angel of actors who have starred in the series finales of two or more shows where the crews safely made it back to Earth by travelling through wormholes.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 13, 2012 09:12 PM (AC0lD)

331 So i still say Obama sucks almost as bad as this thread.

The smell of death is strong? ONT???

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:12 PM (wR+pz)

332 Thanks J.J. It had to be done.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 13, 2012 09:13 PM (gtNr4)

333
Chriss Angel sucks and so does KISS.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2012 09:14 PM (MPjT8)

334 The Bengals-Eagles game tonight is the Raymond Joseph Teller of football games, apparently.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:14 PM (NaNKB)

335 Now that's one hell of an idea.
Posted by: weew


Don't tell my wife. She'd shit if she knew what I pay for just Dewars.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:14 PM (4Mv1T)

336 So, is Bret Baier bald?
I honestly can't tell how much of his hair is comb-over.

Posted by: Jim Rome at December 13, 2012 09:14 PM (ZPrif)

337 I'm sad,I require a cheerleader picture.


Our calendar would have had cheerleader pictures if we had more space.

Posted by: The Mayans at December 13, 2012 09:15 PM (2wKsS)

338 Mike Wallace is the dark and edgy Chris Wallace.

Posted by: Jim Rome at December 13, 2012 09:15 PM (ZPrif)

339 Michael is the Chriss Angel of angels.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 13, 2012 09:15 PM (CDDQU)

340

voyager and what else?

oh now I remember

Stargate Atlantis

?

Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 09:16 PM (vanqS)

341 Just the other day, I saw a guy cross the street.

It was really Chiss Angel? Put this thread to bed.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:16 PM (wR+pz)

342
Rome has that facial hair you just want to torch.

Posted by: namaste, beach at December 13, 2012 09:16 PM (LpQbZ)

343 When you use Dove to clean your dishes, it softens your hands.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:17 PM (wR+pz)

344 35
Reason is plainly the Chriss Angel of political magazines.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (LCRYB)

Yeah, in an alternate universe where the Reason crowd is cool enough to hang out with Criss Angel, I could see it.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 13, 2012 09:17 PM (pfVS8)

345 All 7 Catholic schools leaving the Big East.
Forming new conference.
Name - the Big Priest.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 09:17 PM (ZPrif)

346 Ha yeah ace this kind of thing has ALWAYS pissed me off.. but mostly just made me scratch my head.

I thought the whole entertainment industry had super genius's working for them who 'knew their shit'..

Yeah, I was a big Jim Rome fan until his phoney schtick became clear to me. Maybe I was just maturing.. That was in 2000. I remember the first time I shut his show off was right when Bush won the first time. He bashed him for 30 minutes straight and the light bulb went off in my head. I was sooo happy we dodged that Al Gore lisping bullet that when he went off the rails and bashed Bush I knew he wasn't 'all there'. Its true that unstable people shit the bed when they talk about politics..

The sports/pop culture humor works, but when he talks about real world stuff.. its like WHAT?! dude

Posted by: Obama 'en pee pee at December 13, 2012 09:17 PM (agJFZ)

347 Still trying to work through all this . . .

So then, is Bombur the Criss Angel of dwarves? Or is he the Jim Rome of dwarves.

Because, see, I always thought Balin was more the Jim Rome type.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:18 PM (NaNKB)

348
Allen West: The real bad ass.

Posted by: namaste, beach at December 13, 2012 09:18 PM (LpQbZ)

349 If you buy three tires at Tire Kingdom you can get the fourth one FREE!

Use Chriss Angel code, SUX123.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:18 PM (wR+pz)

350 Nick Gillespie is nearing Jim Rome in terms of aging hipster.

Is there an age limit to cool guy leather jackets?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 09:19 PM (ZPrif)

351 322
I heard a guy on a talk radio show who sells high end underground survival shelters and he said sales went from one per monthto one per week, after the election. Not sure of the correlation.

Something to do with the solar system and our proximity to the Sun. Or LiB.


But mostly LIB.

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

352 Sometimes Newt sounds intelligent, then you see his wife.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:20 PM (wR+pz)

353 I will say that a Jim Everret of a more restrained nature, but still firm in manly righteous barely controlled indignation, destroys Jim Rome. And if not him, his network.

Rome's kind have been seen before--there are those that do, and those that somehow think the only reason they can't do it better than those who do is that they have a pedicure to go to and can't be bothered to try.

Posted by: Y. at December 13, 2012 09:21 PM (9e5N5)

354 I have a fun trivia question:

Who was the singer for Genesis before Phil Collins?

Send your answers to "The Peter Gabriel Contest", care of this website

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 13, 2012 09:21 PM (2H3EF)

355 infowars is the dark and edgy version of Drudge.
It's also the clinically paranoid with occasional audio hallucinations version of Drudge.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 09:22 PM (ZPrif)

356 >>>Send your answers to "The Peter Gabriel Contest", care of this website.

I saw what you did there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:22 PM (4Mv1T)

357 355 infowars is the dark and edgy version of Drudge.
It's also the clinically paranoid with occasional audio hallucinations version of Drudge.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 09:22 PM (ZPrif)
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Interestingly, also frequently linked to by Drudge. And occasionally this blog as well.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:23 PM (BgIBZ)

358 @355 You mean I can't count 100% on Infowars?

Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 09:23 PM (1V6Pv)

359 That clip smelled funny to me. Unless an arrest and assault charges ensued, I call bullshit.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:23 PM (hVYrg)

360 Dang. He finally ran out of thread ideas.

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:23 PM (NIZHJ)

361 I can't stand infowars ever since that dickbag chased Michelle Malkin around the Denver convention in 2004 shouting obscenities and menacing her.

Fuck you, AJ. Some things you just don't recover from.

Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 13, 2012 09:24 PM (2H3EF)

362 The game is: Random Wikipedia Article.

The offering is:
UBE1L


Ubiquitin-like modifier-activating enzyme 7 is a protein that in humans is encoded by the UBA7 gene.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UBE1L





Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:24 PM (NaNKB)

363 I like listening to that Paulophile out of Austin the same way I like to watch those Bigfoot hunter shows.

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:25 PM (NIZHJ)

364 Klingons are the Criss Angel of Uranus.

:wq!

Posted by: InsertCleverNameHere at December 13, 2012 09:25 PM (SS8WM)

365 How did they know I had rings there?

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:26 PM (NIZHJ)

366 I paint this thread!

Posted by: Zombie Dali at December 13, 2012 09:26 PM (C8mVl)

367
here's more trivia?

Why did Peter Gabriel shock the monkey?

Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 09:26 PM (LVtr+)

368 (Breitbart) – Congressman Jason Chaffetz (R- UT) told Breitbart News on Wednesday that he has been “thwarted” by the State Department from seeing any Americans who survived the deadly attack on the U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi. Many people forget that there were Americans who survived the Benghazi attack, some of whom were badly injured and are still recovering.

“My understanding is that we still have some people in the hospital. I’d like to visit with them and wish them nothing but the best but the State Department has seen it unfit for me to know who those people are—or even how many there are,” Rep. Chaffetz said. I don’t know who they are. I don’t know where they live. I don’t know what state they’re from. I don’t even know how many there are. It doesn’t seem right to me.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 13, 2012 09:26 PM (e8kgV)

369 The game is: Random Wikipedia Article.

The offering is:
Fibrous hamartoma of infancy

Fibrous hamartoma of infancy is a rapidly growing, painless,
ill-defined subcutaneous or intradermal nodule that is generally
solitary and less than 5cm in size, though, rarely, multiple lesions
occur synchronously.

And, "Fibrous Harmatoma" would make a pretty cool name for a band. Or for Jim Rome.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:27 PM (NaNKB)

370 Infowars is only a starting point. You gotta research further and drill down deeper to original sources to see if they're onto something or just hyperventilating. Like NewsMax, you'll find both there.


Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:27 PM (hVYrg)

371 Why did Peter Gabriel shock the monkey?

To get to the other side?

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:27 PM (NaNKB)

372 Haplogroup I-M253 (Y-DNA)

Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 09:28 PM (1V6Pv)

373 Looks like Cincy decided to choke early instead of late in this game.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2012 09:28 PM (MPjT8)

374 The NFL Network color guy sounds like Trapper John McIntyre from the TV version of MASH--augh, what's his name? Wayne Rogers.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:29 PM (NaNKB)

375 Is it just me or does this thread seem older than the Mayan calendar?

Posted by: USA at December 13, 2012 09:30 PM (RIg+t)

376 Anybody have a link to a site that explains the different uses of shotgun barrels by length, and chokes as well?

I've got a Mossberg 930 with a 28" ported barrel as well as an 18" smoothbore barrel. Have the opportunity to pick up a 22" barrel and a couple chokes but I'm not sure if I'm really going to need it if I have the 28".

Basically looking at getting started with deer (only shotgun and muzzleloaders in the part of the state I'm moving to), pheasant, and turkey hunting next year.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:30 PM (BgIBZ)

377 On or about December 21 I have to write outlandish tuition checks. If the Mayans are correct, I don't have to worry about if they'll clear.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:31 PM (4Mv1T)

378 Haplogroup I-M253 (Y-DNA)

Dirty Scandi.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:31 PM (NaNKB)

379 This thread smells like bad meat or good cheese.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:31 PM (NaNKB)

380 Fuck you, AJ. Some things you just don't recover from.

Politics makes for strange bedfellows.

Jones has a big crank factor, but he's mostly our crank now rather than their crank, and its easy to disown him when he goes off the deep end since he has crank history.

But, if he's will to do some of the heavy lifting to tear at Obama, I'm not gonna reject that work.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:33 PM (hVYrg)

381 Unleash the OT.

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:33 PM (NIZHJ)

382 This comment is the Who The Hell Is Chris Angel of comments.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at December 13, 2012 09:33 PM (DC1tz)

383 Shotguns - Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:30 PM

Can't answer your question but I have an LC Smith 16g double I'd like to sell. Was recent;y astounded by the Blue Book value. I need to find the best website to post it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:33 PM (4Mv1T)

384 infowars is just making money off the, sadly non-trivial, population of functional paranoids.

Before Obama infowars ran breathless stories about the Bushies and Skull & Crossbones and the New World Order, etc, etc.

If Romney had won they would have shifted immediately to Mormon and Bain Capital conspiracies.

They make money selling books and DVDs to terrified paranoids.

I think there's also a segment that just enjoys conspiracies for fun, too. They aren't crazy, but they enjoy seeing what crazy people are scared of.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 09:34 PM (ZPrif)

385 @378 *tries best Brando as Col. Kurtz voice* "The lutefisk, the lutefisk."

Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 09:34 PM (1V6Pv)

386 My own personal wacko conspiracy theory is that Alex Jones is a Russian intelligence plant.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:34 PM (NaNKB)

387 I'm the Chris Angel of pillow fluffing.

Posted by: Herbert Homohumper at December 13, 2012 09:36 PM (dvRYt)

388 @378 *tries best Brando as Col. Kurtz voice* "The lutefisk, the lutefisk."

I'd be with you if it were "the lefse, the lefse!"

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:36 PM (NaNKB)

389 as well as an 18" smoothbore barrel.

Its probably a fraction of an inch over 18" if you measure it. A micron under 18" and its Club Fed time.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:36 PM (hVYrg)

390 386 I think he is a CIA operative. Something leaked. Put it on Jones' show and the story will lose all credibility. Problem solved.

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:36 PM (NIZHJ)

391 $2500 per testicle?

Why per testicle? Was the total number in doubt?

Posted by: USA at December 13, 2012 09:37 PM (RIg+t)

392 I think he is a CIA operative.

That works, too. And who's to say he's not on both the CIA and Russian payrolls? Ooh, I rather like that, in a dark, edgy sort of way.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:37 PM (NaNKB)

393 389 as well as an 18" smoothbore barrel.

Its probably a fraction of an inch over 18" if you measure it. A micron under 18" and its Club Fed time.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:36 PM (hVYrg)
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Yeah it's 18.5" but I'm feeling decimally challenged after finals.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:38 PM (BgIBZ)

394 Wanna know how bad this thread is? People are going back and starting to post on the ESPN Idiot thread.

I mean the other ESPN idiot thread.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:40 PM (NaNKB)

395
How did I not know somebody Molotoved the Texas governor's mansion?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2012 09:40 PM (MPjT8)

396 *awkward silence*

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:40 PM (4Mv1T)

397 How did I not know somebody Molotoved the Texas governor's mansion?

Wait . . . what?

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:41 PM (NaNKB)

398 I care a little less about sports every year.

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:41 PM (NIZHJ)

399 I think you guys hurt Ace's feelings by not loling at Toucan or Bombur.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:42 PM (BgIBZ)

400 More Ron White? http://preview.tinyurl.com/atk27ru

Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 09:43 PM (1V6Pv)

401 I don't remember Bombur.

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:43 PM (NIZHJ)

402 368 (Breitbart) – Congressman Jason Chaffetz (R- UT) told Breitbart News on Wednesday that he has been “thwarted” by the State Department from seeing any Americans who survived the deadly attack on the U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi. Many people forget that there were Americans who survived the Benghazi attack, some of whom were badly injured and are still recovering.

“My understanding is that we still have some people in the hospital. I’d like to visit with them and wish them nothing but the best but the State Department has seen it unfit for me to know who those people are—or even how many there are,” Rep. Chaffetz said. I don’t know who they are. I don’t know where they live. I don’t know what state they’re from. I don’t even know how many there are. It doesn’t seem right to me.


I know one of them. Or at least how to get in contact with him. I'd be more than happy too pass it on to the Congressman. People tend to talk especially when traumatized by thinking their bodyguard spouse is dead.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (dvRYt)

403 How did I not know somebody Molotoved the Texas governor's mansion?

Leftist violence? *crickets*

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (hVYrg)

404 Is THIS something? (At Drudge):

Teacher of the Year caught running naked through apartment complex

I DARE you not to click the link (at my nick).

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (NaNKB)

405 Besides Randolph are there any humans in this thing?

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (NIZHJ)

406 Sigh, I have work to do but really I just want to sit here and drink beer and goof off at the HQ.

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (d/5qf)

407 404
I DARE you not to click the link (at my nick).
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (NaNKB)
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Aww it was a DUDE

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:45 PM (BgIBZ)

408 Bomber is the Criss Angel of the dwarves? The fat one that was always stealing food or falling asleep? WTF. Fili, or Kili, now, you could make a case. They were good with knives.

Posted by: Gem at December 13, 2012 09:46 PM (zw+pb)

409 Anyone here listen to Scott Ferrall? HE'S good.

Posted by: Artemis at December 13, 2012 09:46 PM (GE1+K)

410 I think you guys hurt Ace's feelings by not loling at Toucan or Bombur.

I ain't a-gonna start playing Angry Birds just to give some manic-depressive Ewok a stiffie. I got enough problems with that sonofabitch Gollum.

And Bombur was always just some fat fuck of a dwarf--he'd just quaff up all the unclaimed ale, eat all of Beorn's cakes and then sit around farting and laughing when the cloud was ignited by the camp fire.


Posted by: Gandalf at December 13, 2012 09:47 PM (NaNKB)

411 I know one of them. Or at least how to get in contact with him. I'd be more than happy too pass it on to the Congressman.

Use a burner phone or throw away email at a library. The congressman's office communications are undoubtedly being monitored if he's sniffing around.

Obama plays hardball and you don't want to get beaned.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:47 PM (hVYrg)

412 Are you ready for some hateball, Muslim fags?


Posted by: Hank Williams Jr. - former bad boy of sports at December 13, 2012 09:47 PM (EZl54)

413 I thought that was Grumpy?

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:48 PM (NIZHJ)

414 Oh, wait. I'm not getting this. My husband just came upstairs and Dinozzo-slapped me because he read my comment and apparently I don't understand how much of a douchetard Criss Angel is. My bad.

On with ONT!

Posted by: Gem at December 13, 2012 09:52 PM (zw+pb)

415 410

Ahh I lol'd at "manic-depressive ewok stiffie," that's some logprof grade shit right there.

Now I'd better go play some BF3, I promised myself I'd start Road to Serfdom tomorrow.

BTW I decided against the 22". Maybe a 24" around turkey season but otherwise the 28" should be fine. I can't believe there is not some simple page with some general recommendations about bbl lengths and which chokes to use for what activities. I guess this isn't Oregon Trail//

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:53 PM (BgIBZ)

416 Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that all of the places listing batshit crazy content that ace (or any other conservitive blof) points us at only allows comments from you if you've allowed yourself to become part of the Facebook collective? It's like they won't let you in untill you give them the keys to your car/castle/whatever.














Posted by: Mark Reardon at December 13, 2012 09:54 PM (kElGH)

417 mindless drivel, time filling post

Posted by: nonupost at December 13, 2012 09:54 PM (/zHfg)

418 Thought about that. Guy was on Amb Stevens personal protective detail and was apparently close friends with him. I'd prefer not to bring the heat but it's certainly tempting if it means justice for those who were murdered and help hold the SCOAMF accountable.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2012 09:57 PM (dvRYt)

419 375
Is it just me or does this thread seem older than the Mayan calendar?

Posted by: USA at December 13, 2012 09:30 PM (RIg+t)

No it has that fresh smell of Bounty in your dryer. For a coupon go to some fucking where.
Is this Something? Well THREE hours later, no.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:57 PM (wR+pz)

420 407 404
I DARE you not to click the link (at my nick).
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (NaNKB)
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Aww it was a DUDE


And he was just streaking, on a dare from friends.

Not the smartest thing to do, and besides, streaking was big in the 70s, but not so much since.

But it's not like he was running out of a little boy's bedroom or anything.

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

421 mindless drivel, time filling post

There's always Random Wikipedia Article, you know . . .

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:58 PM (NaNKB)

422 I went to the store today. I bought a coke. It was good.

Only EIGHT more days. Drink all the coke you can. I have stock.

This tread is dead.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:00 PM (wR+pz)

423 There's always Random Wikipedia Article, you know . . .

Money is a comic play by Edward Bulwer-Lytton. It was premièred at the Theatre Royal Haymarket on 8 December 1840.

I wonder if it was a dark and stormy night.


Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2012 10:01 PM (8nar1)

424 I cooked a bone-in ham tonight, had some neighbors over to help me and the Mrs. eat it.

Gonna cook some ham bean soup with the leftovers.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:01 PM (NaNKB)

425 421 mindless drivel, time filling post

There's always Random Wikipedia Article, you know . . .


And don't forget failing to master your domain.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2012 10:02 PM (dvRYt)

426 Random Wikipedia Article

Social phobia

People with social phobia may avoid doing activities in public such as
eating or speaking, as well as using public bathrooms. Ultimately,
someone with social phobia fear that people they do not know may judge
them, which would cause them to have anxiety.


(I kid you not--that's what came up for me just now.)

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:03 PM (NaNKB)

427 that's what came up for me just now.

I belatedly realize that I should possibly have phrased that differently.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:04 PM (NaNKB)

428 Niagara falls! Slowly I turned!



http://tinyurl.com/bp4hk3d


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:05 PM (wR+pz)

429 This thread. I am detecting the distinct odor of my son's basketball shoes in here. *PHEWW*

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)

430 Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)

You think YOU'RE stuck in a ditch . . .

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:07 PM (NaNKB)

431 It's dead Jim.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at December 13, 2012 10:07 PM (NIZHJ)

432 Economics lesson:
Price of this AoSHQ thread: free
Freedom of speech: priceless

Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 10:07 PM (1V6Pv)

433 Bombur was stealing food?

Not in the book, which I just re-read within past week.


Posted by: Al at December 13, 2012 10:08 PM (V70Uh)

434 432
Economics lesson:

Price of this AoSHQ thread: free

Freedom of speech: priceless


Waking up the head ewok after 9 PM? Mission impossible.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:08 PM (wR+pz)

435 There was Kate Upton!

http://tinyurl.com/ajzvugy

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2012 10:09 PM (dvRYt)

436 >>>431 It's dead Jim.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy

*chortle*

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:10 PM (4Mv1T)

437 they won't let you in untill you give them the keys to your car/castle/whatever

That's why I have a FB account with 100% guaranteed fake personal data linked to a throw away email address.

Let'em mine all the phony personal data want. Subvert the system.

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 10:10 PM (hVYrg)

438 @435

That's just not right.


I am in my bunk.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:10 PM (wR+pz)

439 here's why I think bombur is the Chriss Angel of the Dwarves.

First of all, he's got an edgy name.

Second of all, all the dwarves apart from Thorin come in pairs. Except for Bombur, who is the third of triplets (or three brothers). So he breaks the pattern, therefore he's Edgy and Dark, so he's Chriss Angel.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 10:10 PM (LCRYB)

440 This blog, I have to admit, is the Chriss Angel of conservative blogs. I don't like admitting that, but whatever.

Ace, you almost made beer come shooting out my nose, you wacky ewok! If it helps, I think of this place more as the honey badger of conservative blogs. And, of course, a saving grace to those of us who need it most.

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:11 PM (kpCLl)

441 There was Kate Upton!

Um.

Yeah.

I'll be right back.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:11 PM (NaNKB)

442 step by step...inch by inch...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2012 10:11 PM (yh0zB)

443 Obama is the Chriss Angel of Presidents of the U.S.

Posted by: Al at December 13, 2012 10:12 PM (V70Uh)

444 Don't count a thread dead until you fail to see the boobehs. And even then you can make a mistake.

Posted by: Things Margot Fenring might have said if she was a Moron and had seen Kate Upton dance at December 13, 2012 10:12 PM (dvRYt)

445 here's why I think bombur is the Chriss Angel of the Dwarves.

C'mon, man!

"If you have to explain a joke . . ."

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:13 PM (NaNKB)

446 @435 yeah she has moves in her moves. And SO sweeeet!

Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 10:13 PM (1V6Pv)

447 okay, as usual I don't understand the Chriss Angel joke. he is a magician, I suppose...

Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2012 10:14 PM (d/5qf)

448 Suddenlly misquitoes don't seem so important of an issue.
http://tinyurl.com/cl47gna.

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 13, 2012 10:16 PM (wSTfB)

449 OK, which one of you slackers has the ONT duty tonight?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2012 10:16 PM (yh0zB)

450 I know I shouldn't bitch, but I have not the slightest fucking idea what any of this thread means. And it's been going for over 3 hours.

Sheesh.

Posted by: LGoPs at December 13, 2012 10:16 PM (4x8W0)

451 @442

Even Abbot and Costello got into it. Slowly I turned, inch by inch.



http://tinyurl.com/dyn63k

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:17 PM (wR+pz)

452 LGoPs yeah me neither. apparently Chriss Angel is some magician dude who is like Dick York in Bewitched

Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2012 10:18 PM (d/5qf)

453 So to be Chriss Angel, one has to be edgy and dark?


Groovy, Man.

Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2012 10:18 PM (z9HTb)

454 I have not the slightest fucking idea what any of this thread means

Ah. It is meaning you seek?

Sorry, pal, until the ONT is up, this is as good as it gets around here.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:19 PM (NaNKB)

455 This thread is a "triple U"

Posted by: Bobby from Brooklyn at December 13, 2012 10:19 PM (YGHl3)

456 450
I know I shouldn't bitch, but I have not the slightest fucking idea what
any of this thread means. And it's been going for over 3 hours.



Sheesh.


Axe ace, he does. He just posted about witches or something see @439

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:19 PM (wR+pz)

457 Just don't say Niagara Falls or Kate Upton in the same sentence.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:21 PM (wR+pz)

458 We don't know what happened there. Inquiries are continuing.

Posted by: Noazark Shipbuilding Co. at December 13, 2012 10:21 PM (NaNKB)

459 @448 This ain't just Infowars.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cakospn
http://preview.tinyurl.com/76q2ux9
Let's get our Liberty back before the tiny killer drones are as thick as June-bugs.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 10:21 PM (1V6Pv)

460 OK. Bombur and Thorin and all those guys, I get.



Posted by: LGoPs at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (4x8W0)

461 So he breaks the pattern, therefore he's Edgy and Dark, so he's Chriss Angel.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 10:10 PM (LCRYB)

But Bombur is fat, that's why he breaks the pattern. Can you be fat and edgy and dark? Is Chriss Angel fat? I don't know anything about him.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (xzxDr)

462 Nicholas Cage is the Chriss Angel of middle-aged actors.

Posted by: Al at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (V70Uh)

463 Just don't say Niagara Falls or Kate Upton in the same sentence.


What next? "Don't think about an elephant!"?

Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (z9HTb)

464 What do you want to bet that Ace and the cobs are holding off on the ONT, wondering how long we can keep this thing going?

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (NaNKB)

465 NIAGARA FALLS!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (yh0zB)

466 Bombur probably has sleep apnea.

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 10:23 PM (NIZHJ)

467 Wasn't Bombur fat and kind of a goof, though?

I may be missing some sarcasm or meta-ness or somesuch.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2012 10:23 PM (8nar1)

468 450 I know I shouldn't bitch, but I have not the slightest fucking idea what any of this thread means. And it's been going for over 3 hours.

Yeah, I had the same problem earlier with that thread about gaming or a movie about gaming or whatever the fuck it was.

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

469 Yeah, I had the same problem earlier with that thread about gaming or a movie about gaming or whatever the fuck it was.
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

me too! I thought it was just me.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:23 PM (xzxDr)

470 We should send this thread back.

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (NIZHJ)

471 LOL

Posted by: LGoPs at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (4x8W0)

472 Okay, wtf is a Bombur? And do I really want to know or am I just making conversation until the ONT pops?

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (kpCLl)

473 What next? "Don't think about an elephant!"?
Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (z9HTb)

Don't you hate it when your teeth itch?

Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (xzxDr)

474 >>>470 We should send this thread back.
Posted by: Butters at December

Too late. Expiration date is yesterday.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (4Mv1T)

475 Hey, anybody want to talk about the sheer fuckin' awesomeness of Tom Brady and the Pats? 'Cause, I'm here for you, should you be so inclined.

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:25 PM (kpCLl)

476 Bombur was a short, hairy thing (rather like an ewok, come to think of it, but with more potent bad breath) that crept along in dark places, looking for juicy fruits with furry coatings. When he found one, he . . .


Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:25 PM (NaNKB)

477 Only EIGHT more days. Drink all the coke you can. I have stock.

Fixed.

Posted by: Zombie Pablo Escobar at December 13, 2012 10:25 PM (4QAQg)

478
Can you be fat and edgy and dark?
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (xzxDr)

Chris Christie? Or fat edgy and dork?

Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2012 10:25 PM (HtUkt)

479 Bombur is one of the Dwarfs (dwarves?) from The Hobbit.

Gotta run.

Posted by: LGoPs at December 13, 2012 10:26 PM (4x8W0)

480 Okay, wtf is a Bombur? And do I really want to know or am I just making conversation until the ONT pops?
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (kpCLl)

Hi Peaches!

Bombur is one of the dwarves in the Hobbit.

He's the fat one who is always at the end of the line and always has to carry Bilbo when he can't keep up.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:26 PM (xzxDr)

481 I'll get youze guys a new thread.

Posted by: Kalneva the white horse at December 13, 2012 10:26 PM (S+/pH)

482 Bombur was a short, hairy thing (rather like an ewok, come to think of
it, but with more potent bad breath) that crept along in dark places,
looking for juicy fruits with furry coatings

Is this more of that Hobbit crap?

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:26 PM (kpCLl)

483 Or not fixed. Don't blame me, I'm dead.

Posted by: Zombie Pablo Escobar at December 13, 2012 10:26 PM (4QAQg)

484 Hey? Who's on first?



http://tinyurl.com/3x5pn9

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (wR+pz)

485 Chris Christie? Or fat edgy and dork?
Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2012 10:25 PM (HtUkt)

I wouldn't say Chris Christie is edgy or dark.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (xzxDr)

486 Bombur is one of the dwarves in The Hobbit. He is fat. Otherwise, he is a good guy.

Posted by: Al at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (V70Uh)

487 Look, I tried to read the Hobbit in 1969. It sucked then and I'm sure it has not improved with age. Utter rubbish!

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (kpCLl)

488 Alright, damn it, ALRIGHT!

YES, ACE! YES, IT'S SOMETHING!

NOW FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND HOLY CAN WE HAZ ONT?!?!?!??!!eleventywithquestionmarks??!??!!!!

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (NaNKB)

489 Can we just reach out with the big hook and yank this thread off the stage?

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:28 PM (4Mv1T)

490 We are really in Bizzaro World.

Posted by: Kalneva the white horse at December 13, 2012 10:28 PM (S+/pH)

491 Everybody is just waiting for the ONT, and is refreshing their screens.

There is going to be an epic pileup for "First!"

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (sdi6R)

492 Look, I tried to read the Hobbit in 1969. It sucked then and I'm sure it has not improved with age. Utter rubbish!
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (kpCLl)

Well that's why you're missing out on all these important pop cultural references.

Don't get snippy at us because you're not well read.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (xzxDr)

493 bingo bango, huggidy-muggidy

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (ZPrif)

494 Alright. Do you guys realize that if we had formed a morons union, we could now go on strike until the ONT is up? Nobody would cross that picket line and live.

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (kpCLl)

495 This thread started with a shocking question about an iguana, and then I haven't figured it out since.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (l3vZN)

496 Life in a Skinner box.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 10:30 PM (ZPrif)

497 I rather like these kinds of threads. You'll never see anything like this at Hot Air.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:30 PM (xzxDr)

498 I hate kittens.

Posted by: bizarro chemjeff at December 13, 2012 10:30 PM (d/5qf)

499 Did I read something earlier on the blog about Susan Rice withdrawing prematurely?

I didn't even know she was a dude! Damn, she looks fine for a guy!

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (NaNKB)

500 Maybe we'll reach 666 in this thread before the ONT appears.

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (sdi6R)

501 You have to be a pre-teen-age boy to enjoy "The Hobbit." Lots of adventure (war, sneaking around). No sex. No women in this story.

Posted by: Al at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (V70Uh)

502 What about the NFL Thursday night football thread.

Is it too late for elbows?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (wR+pz)

503 Me, too, chem. hate kittens. Love retarded economics.

Posted by: Kalneva the white horse at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (S+/pH)

504 Don't get snippy at us because you're not well read.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (xzxDr)

Yeah, I don't watch movies or do the game thing either. I should probably just stfu, but it's not time for my programs yet.
I did just order the lords and masters some 1927 vintage sherry for their Christmas gifts though. Somehow I got an extra one, which I will no doubt have to slurp down myself. How cool is that, though?

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (kpCLl)

505 Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (kpCLl)

Whadda ya mean? This IS the picket line!

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (NaNKB)

506 This is Ace's blog version of the Family Guy jokes where they just have really long pauses and push the joke 2-3x past the normal time to end the joke. Make awkward till funny.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 10:32 PM (ZPrif)

507 >>>495 This thread started with a shocking question about an iguana,

I was more shocked by the admission of, uh, shortness, or shrinkage. Whatever.

Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:32 PM (4Mv1T)

508 501 I was, and I loved it.

Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 10:32 PM (NIZHJ)

509 I hate it when I get extra booze. Such a bother having to dispose of it properly <hic>

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2012 10:33 PM (yh0zB)

510 Empty wine glass.

This Will Not Do.

Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:33 PM (NaNKB)

511 494
Alright. Do you guys realize that if we had formed a morons union, we
could now go on strike until the ONT is up? Nobody would cross that
picket line and live.


Peaches, I am pretty sure this is a right to work site.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:33 PM (wR+pz)

512 ONT up!

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 13, 2012 10:33 PM (4QAQg)

513 This thread started with a shocking question about an iguana,

nothing those fuckin' iguanas do shocks me anymore . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:33 PM (kpCLl)

514 Peaches! Your newish job must pay well! I'm not giving such fancy gifts as that! I didn't wanna give any presents to my liberal family members, but... Oh we'll. gotta love the stupid fucks.

Posted by: Kalneva at December 13, 2012 10:34 PM (S+/pH)

515 Hey Peaches, nice score! You're sharing with the ONT right?

I've got some crazy french white wine I don't even understand the name of chilling. A glass will be in my future.

Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:36 PM (xzxDr)

516 A Brazilian is the Chriss Angel of a haircut? Is that wrong?

Posted by: Guido at December 13, 2012 10:37 PM (t2xha)

517 It's definitely not something.

Posted by: The guy who says Ron Paul at December 13, 2012 11:48 PM (QTVh2)

518 Man, it sucks being busy. I miss all the good threads. I could have contributed at least 20 Chriss Angel jokes. I guess this wasn't well received, huh, Ace?

Posted by: L, elle at December 14, 2012 12:15 AM (0PiQ4)

519 384
I think there's also a segment that just enjoys conspiracies for fun,
too. They aren't crazy, but they enjoy seeing what crazy people are
scared of.
-----
I find conspiracies very entertaining. I used to listen to Art Bell late on the radio long ago. I didn't believe any of it, but kept on tuning in.

Posted by: fb at December 14, 2012 01:43 AM (ZCd3n)

520 Jim Rome? Man, I had forgotten all about that guy. I don't think he's on here in Houston anymore. I just just checked and he's not on here in Houston anymore. I guess no one misses him.

Who's Chriss Angel?

Posted by: Dave in Houston at December 14, 2012 08:42 AM (wB5dd)

521 Hey, I liked the toucan joke.

Posted by: Eric at December 14, 2012 09:46 AM (ClJ2V)

522 Jim Everett was, if not the SCOAMF of NFL quarterbacks, an impressive contender..

Posted by: Rich Fader at December 14, 2012 11:53 PM (M4II3)






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