Is This Something?
This is a joke, I don't know if it's funny or I just think it's funny.
I was talking about Jim Rome and his idiotic branding as an edgy "Bad Boy" of talk radio. Come on, "edgy Bad Boys" don't get bitch-slapped this easily. So this sort of dumb branding is so obvious and common. We see the attempt to claim the mantle of the "dark, edgy" X of Y all the time. Like Chriss Angel, Mindfreak. So Jim Rome's media strategy is to position himself as the Chriss Angel of sports talk. And this can be widely applied. Like, Vampire: The Masquerade is the Chriss Angel of Dungeons and Dragons. This blog, I have to admit, is the Chriss Angel of conservative blogs. I don't like admitting that, but whatever. You can have fun with this formula, too: Like, Dick York was the Chriss Angel of Actors Playing Darren on Bewitched. Or, the Toucan is the Chriss Angel of Angry Birds. The Chriss Angel of Dwarves in The Hobbit...? Bombur. Not sure if this is something. Let me know.Update: Opinions seem to vary between "no, it's not something" and "maybe it was something five years ago" and "it's barely something but mostly nothing." No one even seems to like the Toucan or Bombur jokes.
Comments
I'm asking for a friend...
Posted by: Jordan at December 13, 2012 06:57 PM (Hz1zc)
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What, are you putting on black eyeliner before you post?
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 06:57 PM (BgIBZ)
I only saw Chrisss Angel once -- he was driving a car blindfolded in my neighborhood. I was not amused.
Posted by: Walkers! at December 13, 2012 06:58 PM (0Ufr+)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 06:58 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 06:58 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 06:58 PM (FBxnv)
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2012 06:59 PM (6TB1Z)
Babs huge pendulous tits are the Chrisss Angel of Josh Brolin.
Posted by: Walkers! at December 13, 2012 06:59 PM (0Ufr+)
Posted by: Memories at December 13, 2012 06:59 PM (LiBEs)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 06:59 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: EC at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (CF4Y5)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (H84UO)
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LOL! Is Chris Angel that girly guy with the magic show on The Strip?
Off to the googles.
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:00 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 07:01 PM (dmsib)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 07:01 PM (LCRYB)
Jim Everett is wearing fuckin tight-rolled jeans and-
HEY!
Have you been using the time machine again?!
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2012 07:01 PM (CF4Y5)
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:01 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2012 07:02 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 07:02 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Barry at December 13, 2012 07:02 PM (kGJd5)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:03 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:03 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 07:03 PM (Y/zV5)
Posted by: fluffy (D) at December 13, 2012 07:03 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:03 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:04 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:04 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:04 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:05 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:05 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: yeahok at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (jW+a6)
Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (B4dTc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (b+jI9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: wte9 at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (6Tcdo)
Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (zZJJp)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 07:07 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 13, 2012 07:07 PM (ndlFj)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 06:59 PM (LCRYB)
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That might work because both of them piss me off.
The knight because I'm dyslexic and Criss Angel because magicians are one step above mimes.
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:07 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: oblig. at December 13, 2012 07:07 PM (cePv8)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:07 PM (Lxw+T)
Do we have to brood and dye our hair black? I don't know if I can do that. But if the chicks are going to commit to the skin tight leather I can give it a shot.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 13, 2012 07:08 PM (0q2P7)
"I ain't fighting no billy-goat."
And to whom did he say it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2012 07:08 PM (79ueO)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:08 PM (q177U)
Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:09 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:09 PM (XkWWK)
And it is a VERY little joke.
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:09 PM (2H3EF)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:09 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2012 07:09 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:10 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:10 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:10 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2012 07:10 PM (CF4Y5)
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (SiF4n)
Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (gBuIk)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (b+jI9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (QKKT0)
Jay Carney is the Criss Angel of Claire Shippman's extra small dildos.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (XkWWK)
A prestidigitator who uses a goth persona that would have gotten him burned at the stake 200 years ago.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Joe Biden is the Criss Angel of Responsible VP Choices at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (H84UO)
You know who was dark? David Copperfield. Until he started talking during his act.
Mistake.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: drewh at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (RdJSN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2012 07:11 PM (QKKT0)
Chuck Cunningham was the Criss Angel of Howard and Marion Cunningham's kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:12 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: fb at December 13, 2012 07:13 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:13 PM (b+jI9)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2012 07:13 PM (CF4Y5)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:13 PM (q177U)
Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (q177U)
For four hours or less. Otherwise he's the Chriss Angel of the ER.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 13, 2012 07:14 PM (6WVi+)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (jucos)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (4cQVp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:13 PM (b+jI9)
Kang is the Criss Angel of TMNT villains.
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (2H3EF)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: MJ at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (xEAGD)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: MJ at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (xEAGD)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:15 PM (2H3EF)
Kang is the Criss Angel of the Blue Djin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (XkWWK)
Ok that one got a chuckle !
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (aozUR)
Posted by: Ruth In Iowa at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (LhpYW)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (b+jI9)
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Rack him.
Posted by: slug at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (vVv3V)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (2H3EF)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:16 PM (wR+pz)
Avon is the Criss Angel of Herba Life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (XkWWK)
Still, Michelle Obama is the Criss Angel of Wookies.
Posted by: Armando at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (IDypm)
Posted by: The Jackhole at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (nTgAI)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU
Classic.
Posted by: adc at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (QRtGH)
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (03CMN)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: The Salt Sucker of M-113 at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (q177U)
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Rack him.
Posted by: slug at December 13, 2012 07:17 PM (vVv3V)
Rack him. And then play us out with a bed of Iggy Pop.
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (2H3EF)
Man I don't get that. How does rainbow man remind you of Criss Angel?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: The Salt Sucker of M-113 at December 13, 2012 07:18 PM (QupBk)
Moochelle. Is that you?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (XkWWK)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:19 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (zZJJp)
Posted by: KODOS at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (b+jI9)
>>>Man I don't get that. How does rainbow man remind you of Criss Angel?
I would have said Christopher Eccleston
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Armando at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (IDypm)
Posted by: Truman North at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (I2LwF)
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As originally conceived, the Sixth Doctor was supposed to be edgy and dangerous. In reality, he turned out to be a chubby guy in a clown suit.
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (Lxw+T)
What about the heartbreak of halitosis? WHAT ABOUT THAT?
Good day, sir. I say again, good day.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 13, 2012 07:20 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Choom at December 13, 2012 07:21 PM (jfUIE)
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 13, 2012 07:21 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:21 PM (q177U)
This blog, I have to admit, is the Chriss Angel of conservative blogs.
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What, are you putting on black eyeliner before you post?
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 06:57 PM (BgIBZ)
Does that make Green Day the Chriss Angel of "Punk" bands?
Posted by: The Chriss Angel of Commenters at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (+wk3J)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (Lxw+T)
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I think that's the Bermuda Triangle of Criss Angel.
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: EC at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Armando at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (IDypm)
Posted by: grease monkey at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:22 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (KSjsb)
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Maybe I'm misunderstanding the idea, but I'd say no to Christopher Eccleston as the Criss Angel of Doctor Who because Christopher Eccleston's Doctor actually worked very well as envisioned.
That's not a slam on Colin Baker's Doctor, whom I also love, but the Sixth Doctor didn't quite come together as originally intended.
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: grease monkey at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (4136b)
Just buy this soap and shit and I'll sign you up.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Disco Dan Rather at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (4cQVp)
Posted by: slug at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (vVv3V)
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:24 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Armando at December 13, 2012 07:24 PM (IDypm)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:24 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (IDypm)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (r2PLg)
Just buy this soap and shit and I'll sign you up.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 07:23 PM (wR+pz)
No, he's all mine. I saw him first.
Posted by: A Future Mona Vie Upline at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Disco Dan Rather at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (4cQVp)
Posted by: grease monkey at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ette at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Disco Dan Rather at December 13, 2012 07:25 PM (4cQVp)
you like the new sig?
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Olaf at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (IDypm)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:26 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2012 07:27 PM (4cQVp)
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 13, 2012 07:27 PM (KSjsb)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:27 PM (jucos)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:27 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:27 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: eureka! LiFBer at December 13, 2012 07:28 PM (HPRku)
Debbie Wasserman Shultz is the Criss Angel of brain dead talking point robots.
Stephanie Cutter is the Criss Angel of brain dead talking point scrunts.
Posted by: Noncentsical at December 13, 2012 07:28 PM (Na7G9)
If I did, I come up with the threadwinner I tell ya. Thread. Winner, and be the Chris Angle of this thread.
Posted by: In Cognito at December 13, 2012 07:28 PM (XXIrM)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 13, 2012 07:28 PM (AoWJ4)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:28 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 07:29 PM (BUcLz)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:29 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:29 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2012 07:29 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:30 PM (H84UO)
Debbie Wasserman Shultz is the Criss Angel of brain dead talking point robots.
Stephanie Cutter is the Criss Angel of brain dead talking point scrunts.
And since they won, it makes 65 million people the Criss Angel of the Great Unwashed.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2012 07:30 PM (4cQVp)
Posted by: America, F Yeah at December 13, 2012 07:30 PM (84b7V)
http://bit.ly/VF79ju
Come to me, my sweet. Come to me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 13, 2012 07:30 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:30 PM (jucos)
Because they were the Criss Angel of jokes.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2012 07:31 PM (b+jI9)
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 13, 2012 07:31 PM (IDypm)
Too much boot, and the top of the picture is too cropped. It's the Chriss Angel of photo tease.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:32 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Kensington at December 13, 2012 07:32 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: In Cognito at December 13, 2012 07:33 PM (XXIrM)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:33 PM (Lxw+T)
Who hid behind a partition
Chris Angel's the name
That went with his fame
But asshole describes his condition
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:33 PM (q177U)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:34 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2012 07:34 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Enough already at December 13, 2012 07:34 PM (qBLA2)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:34 PM (Lxw+T)
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As the Mayans predicted......
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:35 PM (jucos)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:36 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at December 13, 2012 07:36 PM (Su0W2)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2012 07:36 PM (0zTHf)
Harry Reid is the Wonder Bread of pedophiles.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2012 07:37 PM (4cQVp)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:38 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:39 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:39 PM (n/ubI)
Rome is a dick and I wish Everett had beaten him to a bloody pulp.
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 06:58 PM
Hell, even Chris Evert would have bitchslapped fake tough guy Jim Rome
Posted by: kbdabear at December 13, 2012 07:39 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:39 PM (n/ubI)
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As the Mayans predicted.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:40 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2012 07:40 PM (0zTHf)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:40 PM (q177U)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:40 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 13, 2012 07:40 PM (0zTHf)
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As the Mayans predicted!
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2012 07:41 PM (jucos)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:41 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:39 PM (n/ubI)
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As the Mayans predicted.
This thread has become the self immolating Chriss Angel of threads.
As the Mayans predicted.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 13, 2012 07:41 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2012 07:42 PM (Tqh1Y)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:42 PM (n/ubI)
Posted by: The Salt Sucker of M-113 at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (ZA675)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (q177U)
Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2012 07:44 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:44 PM (n/ubI)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:44 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2012 07:44 PM (Tqh1Y)
I hope so.
Cause I'm really just a nice, clean cut, happy-go-lucky, all American, mom's apple pie type kid.
Now, if you all will excuse me, I must be off to the weekly pok, uh, gin rummy game._
Posted by: In Cognito at December 13, 2012 07:44 PM (GnJ7A)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 13, 2012 07:45 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:45 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:45 PM (n/ubI)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 13, 2012 07:46 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (ZA675)
No DrewM is the Lancelot Link of CoBloggers.
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2012 07:46 PM (Tqh1Y)
.....and yes, yes this is indeed something.
We may need to go to the MFM for more comprehensive and objective analysis however.
Posted by: ontherocks at December 13, 2012 07:46 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:46 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: MJ at December 13, 2012 07:47 PM (xEAGD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2012 07:47 PM (n/ubI)
Mepps. Mepps.
Posted by: In Cognito at December 13, 2012 07:47 PM (GnJ7A)
Posted by: The Toltecs at December 13, 2012 07:47 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:48 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2012 07:48 PM (OqZHj)
Posted by: Jean at December 13, 2012 07:48 PM (hjRtO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 13, 2012 07:48 PM (yiIja)
Posted by: The Toltecs at December 13, 2012 07:47 PM (QKKT0)
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We asked you if you'd mind if we danced with them.
Posted by: The Mayans at December 13, 2012 07:48 PM (jucos)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 07:49 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: SMOD and the Nostrodomuses at December 13, 2012 07:49 PM (n/ubI)
media this and media that spend hours every week consuming NFL/ESPN. It
would be hard to find 2 more liberal organizations than these two.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 13, 2012 07:45 PM (HDgX3)
Wow. I was unaware that this thread was about the NFL/ESPN. I feel so enlightened now!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Helping it burn. at December 13, 2012 07:50 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:51 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Armando at December 13, 2012 07:53 PM (IDypm)
Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2012 07:54 PM (HjPtV)
This post was suppose to be the Massengill of the previous post.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 13, 2012 07:54 PM (4cQVp)
Posted by: Blake from Bell Labs at December 13, 2012 07:54 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: grease monkey at December 13, 2012 07:55 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Comrade Trainer was promised cake at December 13, 2012 07:55 PM (L8M3D)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 07:55 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2012 07:57 PM (OqZHj)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 07:57 PM (Lxw+T)
Now, he can be mildly funny on rare occasion, is very PC and is too predictable. He is no longer edgy and quite unlike Ace ..has plenty of sacred cows.
Posted by: standfast24 at December 13, 2012 07:57 PM (s4wkw)
Posted by: grease monkey at December 13, 2012 08:00 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2012 08:00 PM (OqZHj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 13, 2012 08:01 PM (GVxQo)
Posted by: sithkhan at December 13, 2012 08:02 PM (u9ths)
Posted by: puddleglum at December 13, 2012 08:03 PM (MalIH)
Posted by: W.S. Burroughs at December 13, 2012 08:04 PM (SiF4n)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2012 08:05 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 13, 2012 08:05 PM (QupBk)
I was told there would be Cake.
Posted by: Comrade Trainer was promised cake at December 13, 2012 07:55 PM (L8M3D)
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Did someone say Cake?
http://bit.ly/TYvy7I
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 08:06 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 13, 2012 08:06 PM (Lxw+T)
Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2012 08:07 PM (OqZHj)
Posted by: sithkhan at December 13, 2012 08:08 PM (u9ths)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2012 08:09 PM (zpqa2)
Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2012 08:09 PM (OqZHj)
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 08:09 PM (FC8Yl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2012 08:12 PM (QKKT0)
Bengals at Eagles
Eagles gonna win.
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 08:09 PM (FC8Yl)
__________________
Yep Huge game. The Bengal felons will be playing the Eagle felons. Who do I cheer for? The guy who killed dogs for fun or the guy with multiple DUIs? Touch choice.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 13, 2012 08:14 PM (HDgX3)
I thought Penn & Teller were the dark and edgy X of magic. Did Angel out edgify them?
I saw Penn/Teller do a saw a woman in half routine that included accidentally disemboweling her and spillng her entrails everywhere. (Before magically restoring her, of course.)
Not sure how much darker they can get without actually killing somebody live on stage.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 08:14 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: alias at December 13, 2012 08:16 PM (/zHfg)
Posted by: Tocquevillian at December 13, 2012 08:16 PM (iuY0Y)
Posted by: uncommentari at December 13, 2012 08:17 PM (2+Sc2)
Yahoo Sports was all high and mighty about it. How dare you call that man a man! Bigot! Heretic! Witch!
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 08:18 PM (ZPrif)
Which is why he dies his hair and goatee jet black.
You can't age gracefully when your schtick is irreverent teen. Dude gotta keep rockin the Just For Men jet back lettuce.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 08:21 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at December 13, 2012 08:22 PM (E55AK)
Posted by: Wooga at December 13, 2012 08:23 PM (snwlH)
Posted by: NCKate at December 13, 2012 08:24 PM (gSN6u)
But first, you will blow me. As the Mayans predicted.
Posted by: Wooga at December 13, 2012 08:25 PM (snwlH)
ROTFL
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 08:25 PM (q177U)
Or would it be Boyd Crowder? I might be doingitwrong
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 08:26 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2012 08:27 PM (gBuIk)
Ace, I might be laughing at your jokes if I had the slightest clue who Chriss Angel was...or who anyone or anything referenced in the post, apart from Dungeons and Dragons, Angry Brids, and Bombur, is, for that matter.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 13, 2012 08:28 PM (x6tId)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 08:30 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2012 07:43 PM (ZA675
___________
No.
The commenters are Howard Cosell.
Drew M. will be our server of the "evening".
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 08:32 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Elmer Fudge at December 13, 2012 08:32 PM (8tVOc)
Huckabee
Hannity
Cavuto
O'Reilly
Gutfeld
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 08:33 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Cameron at December 13, 2012 08:33 PM (pncwo)
Posted by: tasker at December 13, 2012 08:34 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2012 08:35 PM (JDIKC)
Trust me. It's unbebeebable
Posted by: Jim Rome at December 13, 2012 08:36 PM (ZPrif)
In related news, researchers at the prestigious Brookings Institution have developed a method to Perfect Human Nature Through the Tax Code.
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 08:40 PM (1V6Pv)
But still rockin' the mic. Still makin' bank.
Happy to be ballin' on the Ocho.
Posted by: Jim Rome at December 13, 2012 08:41 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Tocquevillian at December 13, 2012 08:42 PM (iuY0Y)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2012 08:45 PM (lTVJy)
Posted by: TBIK at December 13, 2012 08:46 PM (q9DYD)
Posted by: and irresolute at December 13, 2012 08:46 PM (DBH1h)
http://k2radio.com/health-department-launches-probe-into-area-restaurant/
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 13, 2012 08:48 PM (9SwFX)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 13, 2012 08:49 PM (uis79)
Oh, man, them's fightin' words.
Cavuto is WAY closer to Gutfeld in edgyness (not to mention downright hilarousness, if he lets himself go) than O'Reilly could ever hope to be.
On this one, Rush is right . . . O'Reilly IS "Ted Baxter."
And Hannity is about as edgy as Behr paint.
(Is this the Bombur of off-topic AoSHQ comments? Because if it isn't, I could go on . . .)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 08:50 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 13, 2012 08:50 PM (uis79)
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challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the
work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and
I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He
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Posted by: Ken Royall at December 13, 2012 08:51 PM (x0g8a)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2012 08:52 PM (TtXjG)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 08:52 PM (q177U)
What really works for me with that joke is the totally unexpected punchline.
"font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";}" indeed.
Heh.
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 08:53 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 13, 2012 08:55 PM (uis79)
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2012 08:57 PM (aV7kO)
Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2012 08:57 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: USA at December 13, 2012 08:59 PM (RIg+t)
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 08:59 PM (vanqS)
Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2012 09:00 PM (ZA675)
The Mayans predicted squat. Their calendar ran out of pages. Everyone who thinks they predicted something needs to be punched in the throat.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2012 09:00 PM (TtXjG)
They predicted that their calendar would run out of pages.
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 09:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 09:01 PM (OA1Yc)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:02 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2012 09:02 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2012 09:04 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:05 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Arthur Brown at December 13, 2012 09:05 PM (gtNr4)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2012 09:02 PM (d/5qf)
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Except for the idiots who inevitably murder their families and suicide themselves because some loincloth wearing tribals didn't bother to update their calendar for the next three thousand years.
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:06 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:05 PM (NaNKB)
as predicted by the Mayans
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 13, 2012 09:07 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:07 PM (4Mv1T)
I heard a guy on a talk radio show who sells high end underground survival shelters and he said sales went from one per monthto one per week, after the election. Not sure of the correlation.
Something to do with the solar system and our proximity to the Sun. Or LiB.
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2012 09:07 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 13, 2012 09:08 PM (gtNr4)
Posted by: weew at December 13, 2012 09:09 PM (ElfHn)
Posted by: Sobad at December 13, 2012 09:09 PM (m0le6)
Posted by: Y. at December 13, 2012 09:09 PM (9e5N5)
Posted by: InsertCleverNameHere at December 13, 2012 09:10 PM (SS8WM)
Posted by: Arthur Brown at December 13, 2012 09:05 PM (gtNr4)
Well played, sir.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2012 09:11 PM (XkWWK)
I'm going to get stuck behind the same fat lady in a minivan on the way to work, like everyone else. Just like every damn day.
Posted by: weew at December 13, 2012 09:12 PM (ElfHn)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 13, 2012 09:12 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:12 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 13, 2012 09:13 PM (gtNr4)
Chriss Angel sucks and so does KISS.
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2012 09:14 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:14 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: weew
Don't tell my wife. She'd shit if she knew what I pay for just Dewars.
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:14 PM (4Mv1T)
I honestly can't tell how much of his hair is comb-over.
Posted by: Jim Rome at December 13, 2012 09:14 PM (ZPrif)
Our calendar would have had cheerleader pictures if we had more space.
Posted by: The Mayans at December 13, 2012 09:15 PM (2wKsS)
Posted by: Jim Rome at December 13, 2012 09:15 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 13, 2012 09:15 PM (CDDQU)
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 09:16 PM (vanqS)
It was really Chiss Angel? Put this thread to bed.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:16 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: namaste, beach at December 13, 2012 09:16 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:17 PM (wR+pz)
Reason is plainly the Chriss Angel of political magazines.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 07:06 PM (LCRYB)
Yeah, in an alternate universe where the Reason crowd is cool enough to hang out with Criss Angel, I could see it.
Posted by: Oschisms at December 13, 2012 09:17 PM (pfVS8)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 09:17 PM (ZPrif)
I thought the whole entertainment industry had super genius's working for them who 'knew their shit'..
Yeah, I was a big Jim Rome fan until his phoney schtick became clear to me. Maybe I was just maturing.. That was in 2000. I remember the first time I shut his show off was right when Bush won the first time. He bashed him for 30 minutes straight and the light bulb went off in my head. I was sooo happy we dodged that Al Gore lisping bullet that when he went off the rails and bashed Bush I knew he wasn't 'all there'. Its true that unstable people shit the bed when they talk about politics..
The sports/pop culture humor works, but when he talks about real world stuff.. its like WHAT?! dude
Posted by: Obama 'en pee pee at December 13, 2012 09:17 PM (agJFZ)
So then, is Bombur the Criss Angel of dwarves? Or is he the Jim Rome of dwarves.
Because, see, I always thought Balin was more the Jim Rome type.
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:18 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: namaste, beach at December 13, 2012 09:18 PM (LpQbZ)
Use Chriss Angel code, SUX123.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:18 PM (wR+pz)
Is there an age limit to cool guy leather jackets?
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 09:19 PM (ZPrif)
I heard a guy on a talk radio show who sells high end underground survival shelters and he said sales went from one per monthto one per week, after the election. Not sure of the correlation.
Something to do with the solar system and our proximity to the Sun. Or LiB.
But mostly LIB.
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 09:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:20 PM (wR+pz)
Rome's kind have been seen before--there are those that do, and those that somehow think the only reason they can't do it better than those who do is that they have a pedicure to go to and can't be bothered to try.
Posted by: Y. at December 13, 2012 09:21 PM (9e5N5)
Who was the singer for Genesis before Phil Collins?
Send your answers to "The Peter Gabriel Contest", care of this website
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 13, 2012 09:21 PM (2H3EF)
It's also the clinically paranoid with occasional audio hallucinations version of Drudge.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 09:22 PM (ZPrif)
I saw what you did there.
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:22 PM (4Mv1T)
It's also the clinically paranoid with occasional audio hallucinations version of Drudge.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 09:22 PM (ZPrif)
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Interestingly, also frequently linked to by Drudge. And occasionally this blog as well.
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:23 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 09:23 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:23 PM (hVYrg)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:23 PM (NIZHJ)
Fuck you, AJ. Some things you just don't recover from.
Posted by: Truman North (D) at December 13, 2012 09:24 PM (2H3EF)
The offering is:
UBE1L
Ubiquitin-like modifier-activating enzyme 7 is a protein that in humans is encoded by the UBA7 gene.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UBE1L
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:24 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:25 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: InsertCleverNameHere at December 13, 2012 09:25 PM (SS8WM)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:26 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Zombie Dali at December 13, 2012 09:26 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: soothie at December 13, 2012 09:26 PM (LVtr+)
“My understanding is that we still have some people in the hospital. I’d like to visit with them and wish them nothing but the best but the State Department has seen it unfit for me to know who those people are—or even how many there are,” Rep. Chaffetz said. I don’t know who they are. I don’t know where they live. I don’t know what state they’re from. I don’t even know how many there are. It doesn’t seem right to me.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 13, 2012 09:26 PM (e8kgV)
The offering is:
Fibrous hamartoma of infancy
Fibrous hamartoma of infancy is a rapidly growing, painless,
ill-defined subcutaneous or intradermal nodule that is generally
solitary and less than 5cm in size, though, rarely, multiple lesions
occur synchronously.
And, "Fibrous Harmatoma" would make a pretty cool name for a band. Or for Jim Rome.
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:27 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:27 PM (hVYrg)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:27 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 09:28 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2012 09:28 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:29 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: USA at December 13, 2012 09:30 PM (RIg+t)
I've got a Mossberg 930 with a 28" ported barrel as well as an 18" smoothbore barrel. Have the opportunity to pick up a 22" barrel and a couple chokes but I'm not sure if I'm really going to need it if I have the 28".
Basically looking at getting started with deer (only shotgun and muzzleloaders in the part of the state I'm moving to), pheasant, and turkey hunting next year.
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:30 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:31 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:31 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:31 PM (NaNKB)
Politics makes for strange bedfellows.
Jones has a big crank factor, but he's mostly our crank now rather than their crank, and its easy to disown him when he goes off the deep end since he has crank history.
But, if he's will to do some of the heavy lifting to tear at Obama, I'm not gonna reject that work.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:33 PM (hVYrg)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:33 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at December 13, 2012 09:33 PM (DC1tz)
Can't answer your question but I have an LC Smith 16g double I'd like to sell. Was recent;y astounded by the Blue Book value. I need to find the best website to post it.
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:33 PM (4Mv1T)
Before Obama infowars ran breathless stories about the Bushies and Skull & Crossbones and the New World Order, etc, etc.
If Romney had won they would have shifted immediately to Mormon and Bain Capital conspiracies.
They make money selling books and DVDs to terrified paranoids.
I think there's also a segment that just enjoys conspiracies for fun, too. They aren't crazy, but they enjoy seeing what crazy people are scared of.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 09:34 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 09:34 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:34 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Herbert Homohumper at December 13, 2012 09:36 PM (dvRYt)
I'd be with you if it were "the lefse, the lefse!"
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:36 PM (NaNKB)
Its probably a fraction of an inch over 18" if you measure it. A micron under 18" and its Club Fed time.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:36 PM (hVYrg)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:36 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: USA at December 13, 2012 09:37 PM (RIg+t)
That works, too. And who's to say he's not on both the CIA and Russian payrolls? Ooh, I rather like that, in a dark, edgy sort of way.
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:37 PM (NaNKB)
Its probably a fraction of an inch over 18" if you measure it. A micron under 18" and its Club Fed time.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:36 PM (hVYrg)
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Yeah it's 18.5" but I'm feeling decimally challenged after finals.
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:38 PM (BgIBZ)
I mean the other ESPN idiot thread.
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:40 PM (NaNKB)
How did I not know somebody Molotoved the Texas governor's mansion?
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 13, 2012 09:40 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 09:40 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:41 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:41 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:42 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 09:43 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:43 PM (NIZHJ)
“My understanding is that we still have some people in the hospital. I’d like to visit with them and wish them nothing but the best but the State Department has seen it unfit for me to know who those people are—or even how many there are,” Rep. Chaffetz said. I don’t know who they are. I don’t know where they live. I don’t know what state they’re from. I don’t even know how many there are. It doesn’t seem right to me.
I know one of them. Or at least how to get in contact with him. I'd be more than happy too pass it on to the Congressman. People tend to talk especially when traumatized by thinking their bodyguard spouse is dead.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (dvRYt)
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (hVYrg)
Teacher of the Year caught running naked through apartment complex
I DARE you not to click the link (at my nick).
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (NIZHJ)
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (d/5qf)
I DARE you not to click the link (at my nick).
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (NaNKB)
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Aww it was a DUDE
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:45 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: Gem at December 13, 2012 09:46 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: Artemis at December 13, 2012 09:46 PM (GE1+K)
I ain't a-gonna start playing Angry Birds just to give some manic-depressive Ewok a stiffie. I got enough problems with that sonofabitch Gollum.
And Bombur was always just some fat fuck of a dwarf--he'd just quaff up all the unclaimed ale, eat all of Beorn's cakes and then sit around farting and laughing when the cloud was ignited by the camp fire.
Posted by: Gandalf at December 13, 2012 09:47 PM (NaNKB)
Use a burner phone or throw away email at a library. The congressman's office communications are undoubtedly being monitored if he's sniffing around.
Obama plays hardball and you don't want to get beaned.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 09:47 PM (hVYrg)
Posted by: Hank Williams Jr. - former bad boy of sports at December 13, 2012 09:47 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 09:48 PM (NIZHJ)
On with ONT!
Posted by: Gem at December 13, 2012 09:52 PM (zw+pb)
Ahh I lol'd at "manic-depressive ewok stiffie," that's some logprof grade shit right there.
Now I'd better go play some BF3, I promised myself I'd start Road to Serfdom tomorrow.
BTW I decided against the 22". Maybe a 24" around turkey season but otherwise the 28" should be fine. I can't believe there is not some simple page with some general recommendations about bbl lengths and which chokes to use for what activities. I guess this isn't Oregon Trail//
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 13, 2012 09:53 PM (BgIBZ)
Posted by: Mark Reardon at December 13, 2012 09:54 PM (kElGH)
Posted by: nonupost at December 13, 2012 09:54 PM (/zHfg)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2012 09:57 PM (dvRYt)
Is it just me or does this thread seem older than the Mayan calendar?
Posted by: USA at December 13, 2012 09:30 PM (RIg+t)
No it has that fresh smell of Bounty in your dryer. For a coupon go to some fucking where.
Is this Something? Well THREE hours later, no.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 09:57 PM (wR+pz)
I DARE you not to click the link (at my nick).
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:44 PM (NaNKB)
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Aww it was a DUDE
And he was just streaking, on a dare from friends.
Not the smartest thing to do, and besides, streaking was big in the 70s, but not so much since.
But it's not like he was running out of a little boy's bedroom or anything.
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 09:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 09:58 PM (NaNKB)
Only EIGHT more days. Drink all the coke you can. I have stock.
This tread is dead.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:00 PM (wR+pz)
Money is a comic play by Edward Bulwer-Lytton. It was premièred at the Theatre Royal Haymarket on 8 December 1840.
I wonder if it was a dark and stormy night.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2012 10:01 PM (8nar1)
Gonna cook some ham bean soup with the leftovers.
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:01 PM (NaNKB)
There's always Random Wikipedia Article, you know . . .
And don't forget failing to master your domain.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2012 10:02 PM (dvRYt)
Social phobia
People with social phobia may avoid doing activities in public such as
eating or speaking, as well as using public bathrooms. Ultimately,
someone with social phobia fear that people they do not know may judge
them, which would cause them to have anxiety.
(I kid you not--that's what came up for me just now.)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:03 PM (NaNKB)
I belatedly realize that I should possibly have phrased that differently.
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:04 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:05 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)
You think YOU'RE stuck in a ditch . . .
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:07 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at December 13, 2012 10:07 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 10:07 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Al at December 13, 2012 10:08 PM (V70Uh)
Economics lesson:
Price of this AoSHQ thread: free
Freedom of speech: priceless
Waking up the head ewok after 9 PM? Mission impossible.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:08 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2012 10:09 PM (dvRYt)
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:10 PM (4Mv1T)
That's why I have a FB account with 100% guaranteed fake personal data linked to a throw away email address.
Let'em mine all the phony personal data want. Subvert the system.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 13, 2012 10:10 PM (hVYrg)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:10 PM (wR+pz)
First of all, he's got an edgy name.
Second of all, all the dwarves apart from Thorin come in pairs. Except for Bombur, who is the third of triplets (or three brothers). So he breaks the pattern, therefore he's Edgy and Dark, so he's Chriss Angel.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 10:10 PM (LCRYB)
Ace, you almost made beer come shooting out my nose, you wacky ewok! If it helps, I think of this place more as the honey badger of conservative blogs. And, of course, a saving grace to those of us who need it most.
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:11 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:11 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2012 10:11 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Al at December 13, 2012 10:12 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Things Margot Fenring might have said if she was a Moron and had seen Kate Upton dance at December 13, 2012 10:12 PM (dvRYt)
C'mon, man!
"If you have to explain a joke . . ."
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:13 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 10:13 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2012 10:14 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: harleycowboy at December 13, 2012 10:16 PM (wSTfB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2012 10:16 PM (yh0zB)
Sheesh.
Posted by: LGoPs at December 13, 2012 10:16 PM (4x8W0)
Even Abbot and Costello got into it. Slowly I turned, inch by inch.
http://tinyurl.com/dyn63k
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:17 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 13, 2012 10:18 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2012 10:18 PM (z9HTb)
Ah. It is meaning you seek?
Sorry, pal, until the ONT is up, this is as good as it gets around here.
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:19 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Bobby from Brooklyn at December 13, 2012 10:19 PM (YGHl3)
I know I shouldn't bitch, but I have not the slightest fucking idea what
any of this thread means. And it's been going for over 3 hours.
Sheesh.
Axe ace, he does. He just posted about witches or something see @439
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:19 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:21 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Noazark Shipbuilding Co. at December 13, 2012 10:21 PM (NaNKB)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cakospn
http://preview.tinyurl.com/76q2ux9
Let's get our Liberty back before the tiny killer drones are as thick as June-bugs.
Posted by: Thorvald at December 13, 2012 10:21 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: LGoPs at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2012 10:10 PM (LCRYB)
But Bombur is fat, that's why he breaks the pattern. Can you be fat and edgy and dark? Is Chriss Angel fat? I don't know anything about him.
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (xzxDr)
Posted by: Al at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (V70Uh)
What next? "Don't think about an elephant!"?
Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 10:23 PM (NIZHJ)
I may be missing some sarcasm or meta-ness or somesuch.
Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2012 10:23 PM (8nar1)
Yeah, I had the same problem earlier with that thread about gaming or a movie about gaming or whatever the fuck it was.
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
me too! I thought it was just me.
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:23 PM (xzxDr)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: LGoPs at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (z9HTb)
Don't you hate it when your teeth itch?
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (xzxDr)
Posted by: Butters at December
Too late. Expiration date is yesterday.
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:25 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:25 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Zombie Pablo Escobar at December 13, 2012 10:25 PM (4QAQg)
Can you be fat and edgy and dark?
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:22 PM (xzxDr)
Chris Christie? Or fat edgy and dork?
Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2012 10:25 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: LGoPs at December 13, 2012 10:26 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:24 PM (kpCLl)
Hi Peaches!
Bombur is one of the dwarves in the Hobbit.
He's the fat one who is always at the end of the line and always has to carry Bilbo when he can't keep up.
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:26 PM (xzxDr)
Posted by: Kalneva the white horse at December 13, 2012 10:26 PM (S+/pH)
it, but with more potent bad breath) that crept along in dark places,
looking for juicy fruits with furry coatings
Is this more of that Hobbit crap?
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:26 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Zombie Pablo Escobar at December 13, 2012 10:26 PM (4QAQg)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2012 10:25 PM (HtUkt)
I wouldn't say Chris Christie is edgy or dark.
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (xzxDr)
Posted by: Al at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (kpCLl)
YES, ACE! YES, IT'S SOMETHING!
NOW FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND HOLY CAN WE HAZ ONT?!?!?!??!!eleventywithquestionmarks??!??!!!!
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:28 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Kalneva the white horse at December 13, 2012 10:28 PM (S+/pH)
There is going to be an epic pileup for "First!"
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:27 PM (kpCLl)
Well that's why you're missing out on all these important pop cultural references.
Don't get snippy at us because you're not well read.
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (xzxDr)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 10:30 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:30 PM (xzxDr)
Posted by: bizarro chemjeff at December 13, 2012 10:30 PM (d/5qf)
I didn't even know she was a dude! Damn, she looks fine for a guy!
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Al at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Kalneva the white horse at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:29 PM (xzxDr)
Yeah, I don't watch movies or do the game thing either. I should probably just stfu, but it's not time for my programs yet.
I did just order the lords and masters some 1927 vintage sherry for their Christmas gifts though. Somehow I got an extra one, which I will no doubt have to slurp down myself. How cool is that, though?
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (kpCLl)
Whadda ya mean? This IS the picket line!
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:31 PM (NaNKB)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 13, 2012 10:32 PM (ZPrif)
I was more shocked by the admission of, uh, shortness, or shrinkage. Whatever.
Posted by: Tobacco Road, stuck in the ditch at December 13, 2012 10:32 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Butters at December 13, 2012 10:32 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2012 10:33 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: filbert at December 13, 2012 10:33 PM (NaNKB)
Alright. Do you guys realize that if we had formed a morons union, we
could now go on strike until the ONT is up? Nobody would cross that
picket line and live.
Peaches, I am pretty sure this is a right to work site.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 13, 2012 10:33 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: DC in Towson at December 13, 2012 10:33 PM (4QAQg)
nothing those fuckin' iguanas do shocks me anymore . . .
Posted by: Peaches at December 13, 2012 10:33 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Kalneva at December 13, 2012 10:34 PM (S+/pH)
I've got some crazy french white wine I don't even understand the name of chilling. A glass will be in my future.
Posted by: elizabethe at December 13, 2012 10:36 PM (xzxDr)
Posted by: Guido at December 13, 2012 10:37 PM (t2xha)
Posted by: The guy who says Ron Paul at December 13, 2012 11:48 PM (QTVh2)
Posted by: L, elle at December 14, 2012 12:15 AM (0PiQ4)
I think there's also a segment that just enjoys conspiracies for fun,
too. They aren't crazy, but they enjoy seeing what crazy people are
scared of.
-----
I find conspiracies very entertaining. I used to listen to Art Bell late on the radio long ago. I didn't believe any of it, but kept on tuning in.
Posted by: fb at December 14, 2012 01:43 AM (ZCd3n)
Who's Chriss Angel?
Posted by: Dave in Houston at December 14, 2012 08:42 AM (wB5dd)
Posted by: Eric at December 14, 2012 09:46 AM (ClJ2V)
Posted by: Rich Fader at December 14, 2012 11:53 PM (M4II3)
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