Clumsy Clifford: Jim Moran Says His Son "Accidentally" Bashed His Girlfriend's Head Into a Trash Barrel, Inadvertantly Breaking Her Nose and Unwittingly Fracturing Her Skull

Butterfingers. Ike Turner just emailed me to say "It happens."

This is what actually happened, according to two cops who saw it all:

A police officer saw Moran grab a woman by the back of her head and slam it into a trash can at about 1:23 a.m. in front of a nightclub called The Getaway in Columbia Heights, according to court documents.

He accidentally mistook his girlfriend's face for a gigantic wasp that was trying to sting him in the eye. So, of course, he grabbed that wasp and slammed it into the trash barrel.

Could happen to anyone.

War on Wasps.

Posted by: Ace at 05:15 PM



Comments

1 hey man, don't box me in!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2012 05:16 PM (GBXon)

2 It's kinda a grey area in law anyway.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 12, 2012 05:16 PM (DLu2s)

3 He's just high spirited!

Posted by: Jim Moran at December 12, 2012 05:17 PM (O6q63)

4 Nobody puts baby in a box.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 12, 2012 05:17 PM (QupBk)

5 You think he forgot to close the tag, but the thread really warranted a boxing motif.

Posted by: Andy at December 12, 2012 05:17 PM (C/NnJ)

6 I've seen a lot here .... this not so much .


This calls for a double post .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 12, 2012 05:17 PM (M9QXG)

7

This post reminds me of the Kia Soul

Posted by: imp at December 12, 2012 05:18 PM (UaxA0)

8 So how was he able to plea it down to simple assault and a misdemeanor?

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2012 05:18 PM (YdQQY)

9

Is it Boxing Day already?

Posted by: imp at December 12, 2012 05:18 PM (UaxA0)

10 Girl is lucky she didn't go home in a box.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 12, 2012 05:18 PM (xKC/c)

11 Time for Junior to overdose on aspirin.

Posted by: Jim Moran's Chief of Staff at December 12, 2012 05:19 PM (O6q63)

12

Drat, foiled again!

Posted by: imp at December 12, 2012 05:19 PM (UaxA0)

13 Hell to the yeah.

Posted by: Charlie Manson at December 12, 2012 05:20 PM (BVkEs)

14 "A police officer saw Moran grab a woman by the back of her head and slam it into a trash can..."

He doesn't hate women. He hates those cans!

Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at December 12, 2012 05:20 PM (eHIJJ)

15 It's like we're all wrapped up in Ace's warm, cuddly comment. *-*

Posted by: 29Victor at December 12, 2012 05:20 PM (ES9R7)

16 He doesn't hate women. He hates those cans!
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at December 12, 2012 05:20 PM (eHIJJ) Dang. Win.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 12, 2012 05:20 PM (ES9R7)

17 Took him 10 or so . His web-fu is ........ adequate .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 12, 2012 05:20 PM (M9QXG)

18 Ok. All else equal, IT WAS IN FRONT OF TWO COPS. In public.
Is Patrick Moran some kinda supergenius, were the cops wearing thier special cloaking suits, or did that fuckup just know he'd get away with it.

I'm going 3.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 05:21 PM (t06LC)

19 It's so ...inconvenient when two police officers witness your son assaulting his girlfriend. And then document what they saw.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2012 05:21 PM (jm/9g)

20 You mean a cop actually witnessed the brutality and he just got a misdemeanor? Wow. They should have broken his face for resisting arrest, you know, to keep Karma balanced and stuff.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at December 12, 2012 05:22 PM (UU0OF)

21 14
"A police officer saw Moran grab a woman by the back of her head and slam it into a trash can..."

He doesn't hate women. He hates those cans!


Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at December 12, 2012 05:20 PM (eHIJJ)

---
Well, if it weren't for those cans, her face wouldn't have been smashed in.

Posted by: Bob "Lost Cause" Costas at December 12, 2012 05:22 PM (BVkEs)

22 So, it was an accident waiting to happen?

Posted by: dantesed at December 12, 2012 05:22 PM (4lYju)

23
What's a little fractured eye socket among frineds.

I like how the statement says “They were the only two people involved in the scene . . . . In that sense, their statements are the only ones that
matter." Fuck those damn cops, their eyewitnessing of the slam is IRRELEVANT!!!!!!

How t he fuck did he manage to plead in 10 days???

Posted by: imp at December 12, 2012 05:22 PM (UaxA0)

24 It's that damn Tourette's again. It isn't his fault, guys. Sometimes he just gets those "tics" and can't help it.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 12, 2012 05:23 PM (GrtrJ)

25 I can believe it was totally accidental. Truly!

Posted by: Chris Brown at December 12, 2012 05:23 PM (BAS5M)

26 Atta-boy junior! It's like grand-pappy used to say: a woman, a hound, and a hickory tree...the more you beat 'em the better they be!

Posted by: Uncle Seamus Moran at December 12, 2012 05:23 PM (AhJYy)

27 Bitch set him up

Posted by: Marion Berry at December 12, 2012 05:23 PM (7pOq5)

28 Let me wait with my breathe held until the press reports this.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 12, 2012 05:24 PM (++kZl)

29 The guy was trying to get her to puke maybe. You know everybody says the mayans were savages who didn't know a calendar from an etch-a-sketch. They were pretty advanced for the time. After all, they were doing heart transplants. Well, half-way.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 12, 2012 05:24 PM (kxlCQ)

30 Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at December 12, 2012 05:24 PM (e0xKF)

31 Officer, I swear that light pole jump out in front of my car!

Posted by: dantesed at December 12, 2012 05:25 PM (4lYju)

32 How t he fuck did he manage to plead in 10 days???
Posted by: imp at December 12, 2012 05:22 PM (UaxA0)

How ever did that happen? Squirrel!

Posted by: Jim Moran at December 12, 2012 05:25 PM (t06LC)

33 I did that once, but to myself with a car door

Posted by: eggs benedict at December 12, 2012 05:25 PM (FpBe1)

34 Let it burn or whatever...

...not too long from now we're going to see doublestandards and law-breaking that will feel like the Soviet Union...and they're the politburo.

Posted by: Sgt. York at December 12, 2012 05:25 PM (WHcjL)

35 Sometimes things slip, you know?

Posted by: Orenthal James Simpson at December 12, 2012 05:25 PM (BAS5M)

36 Is Gloria Allred jumping in, or is she still pulling splinters out of her palm?

Posted by: fluffy at December 12, 2012 05:25 PM (O6q63)

37 Liberalism = Actions have NO consequences.

Ever. Not. Ever.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 12, 2012 05:26 PM (UK9cE)

38 War on Wasps.


You mean war like on White Anglo Saxon Protestant.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 12, 2012 05:26 PM (mETGQ)

39 Well now she is actually claiming that her high heel gave out--and at the very same time--her head cracked on a trash basket.

Never mind what the cops think they saw.

"Pat and I were arguing, one of my high heels gave out, and I fell into the side of a trash can. On impact, I fractured my nose," Hofmann said. "I hope our privacy will be respected."

Washington Examiner

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 05:26 PM (r2PLg)

40 Fuckin' Romney!

Posted by: Walter Durante at December 12, 2012 05:27 PM (TtXjG)

41 This post reminds me of the Kia Soul


Posted by: imp at December 12, 2012 05:18 PM (UaxA0)


Fat assed dancing hamsters?

Posted by: © Sponge at December 12, 2012 05:27 PM (UK9cE)

42 Is Gloria Allred jumping in, or is she still pulling splinters out of her palm?

It was consensual!

Posted by: pinocchio at December 12, 2012 05:27 PM (QupBk)

43 Pat was simply trying to hold her up by her hair--or something.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 05:27 PM (r2PLg)

44

Calls to Moran and his court-appointed attorney Gretchen Franklin were not returned


What the holy fuck??!?!

How does Richie Rich get a public defender, and then get that pubbie to wrap up his case in 10 days from the incident?!?!

This really stinks, and if anyone bothers to report, we will not see Moran Jr for several years.

Posted by: imp at December 12, 2012 05:27 PM (UaxA0)

45 "Pat and I were arguing, one of my high heels gave out, and I fell
into the side of a trash can. On impact, I fractured my nose," Hofmann
said. "I hope our privacy will be respected."


Why is it all the jerks get to have the enablers?

Oh right...

Posted by: Sgt. York at December 12, 2012 05:28 PM (WHcjL)

46 It's purely by accident that his complete and utter douchebaggery has been discovered.

Of course, it's an accident!

He didn't deliberately reveal the truth about himself.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 12, 2012 05:29 PM (piMMO)

47 dada moran, i showed him as a boy not to do it in front of cops!
how embarrassing.

i hope the woman moves to another state with a nice fat check.
at the least

Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:29 PM (nqBYe)

48 "Pat and I were arguing, one of my high heels gave out, and I fell into the side of a trash can. On impact, I fractured my nose," Hofmann said. "I hope our privacy will be respected." Washington Examiner
Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 05:26 PM (r2PLg)

Man, nothing about that sounds like it was drafted by an attorney.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 05:29 PM (t06LC)

49 A GD cracked skull (and of his girlfriend, someone he "likes")... and he gets all of 50 hours community service? What bullshit!

I guess when she's murdered, Moran will get an afternoon in the clink and be out in time for Ladies Night at nearest bar.

LIB. No, LIFB.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2012 05:29 PM (eHIJJ)

50 Congrssman Moran condemns domestic violence. Lying, on the other hand....

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at December 12, 2012 05:29 PM (mEHEN)

51 One of her high heels gave out, on account of shoddy work done by non-union cobblers, and her face went careening into the poor guy's fist and then bounced into a carelessly placed dumpster. It was the craziest thing you ever saw.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 12, 2012 05:29 PM (+lsX1)

52 when I inadvertently punch women they're named Candy and they work at CNN

Posted by: eggs benedict at December 12, 2012 05:30 PM (FpBe1)

53 "Pat and I were arguing, one of my high heels
gave out, and I fell into the side of a trash can. On impact, I
fractured my nose," Hofmann said. "I hope our privacy will be
respected."



Washington Examiner

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 05:26 PM (r2PLg)


Oh FFS......

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2012 05:30 PM (X6akg)

54 Hey, accidents happen all da time. Like dis nice shopkeeper da udda day...he don't pay me and da boys our weekly fee, and next ting you know, da place goes up in a tragic fire.

Posted by: Vinnie Piranha at December 12, 2012 05:30 PM (bf/PR)

55 Off topic, since this topic bores me:

"Reversing course on the issue, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker said Wednesday he would not get rid of same-day voter registration in the state because the change would cost taxpayers $5.2 million."

Sounds like a win-win to me. There's been a lot of efforts in recent years to eliminate same-day registration, end early voting, restrict vote by mail and absentee balloting, and intimidate voter registration groups. Perhaps Walker is on to something by framing the issue of ballot access as a fiscal matter.

Posted by: Jordan at December 12, 2012 05:30 PM (1dwWo)

56 Put some ice on it.

signed XXOO

Billy Jeff

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 12, 2012 05:31 PM (QxSug)

57 "Pat and I were arguing, one of my high heels gave out, and I fell

into the side of a trash can. On impact, I fractured my nose," Hofmann

said. "I hope our privacy will be respected."


Why is it all the jerks get to have the enablers?

Oh right...




Posted by: Sgt. York at December 12, 2012 05:28 PM (WHcjL)


If that's an actual quote, she gets what she asked for.

Everyone can be Chris Brown.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 12, 2012 05:31 PM (UK9cE)

58 Moran's dates are mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Rihanna at December 12, 2012 05:31 PM (yn6XZ)

59 If so then why did he plead out to anything other than not guilty?

Posted by: steve walsh at December 12, 2012 05:32 PM (s26zM)

60 Sorry, you don't break your face falling into a trash cage. I've fallen face down on bare pavement before and not broken anythng. You have to be pushed, and hard, to sustain those kinds of injuries.

I wonder if the bastard gotthe poor girlso drunk that she doesn't even really remember what happened, and he just fed her a bullshit story.

Posted by: rockmom at December 12, 2012 05:32 PM (aBlZ1)

61 @55 WTF? This is a good thing?

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 12, 2012 05:32 PM (QxSug)

62 :::20 You mean a cop actually witnessed the brutality and he just got a misdemeanor? Wow. They should have broken his face for resisting arrest, you know, to keep Karma balanced and stuff.
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at December 12, 2012 05:22 PM (UU0OF):::

Because as soon as they put the mitts on him, he started screaming, "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY DADDY IS?! HE'S A US CONGRESSMAN AND HE'S GONNA HAVE YOUR BADGES!"

I guarantee it.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2012 05:32 PM (VYmKX)

63 oh honey i swear i'll never do that again, I don't know what came over me.
never ever i love you so much!
oh forgive me, you know i've been under some horrible stress, yeah maybe i'll see someone about it .

so she covered for him, huh?

Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:32 PM (nqBYe)

64 Just warmin' the little lady up for some Human Slingshot action.

Posted by: Big Daddy Moran at December 12, 2012 05:32 PM (vhwRj)

65 Nicole tripped and accidently hit my knife with her neck... yeh, that's it! Then her friend there .. whatisname .. I think when I dropped the knife he tripped on it .. several times

Posted by: OJ Simpson at December 12, 2012 05:32 PM (wwsoB)

66 48 "Pat and I were arguing, one of my high heels gave out, and I fell into the side of a trash can. On impact, I fractured my nose," Hofmann said. "I hope our privacy will be respected." Washington Examiner
Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 05:26 PM (r2PLg)

Man, nothing about that sounds like it was drafted by an attorney.
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 05:29 PM (t06LC)

___________________

Is this the tell?

On impact, I fractured my nose," Hofmann said.

Everyone talks like that, no?

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 05:32 PM (r2PLg)

67

58
Moran's dates are mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Rihanna



Thread winner.

Posted by: imp at December 12, 2012 05:33 PM (UaxA0)

68 Jim Moran Says His Son "Accidentally" Bashed His Girlfriend's Head Into a Trash Barrel

Holy cranium, you mean she looks like Steven Crowder too?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being British means bad teeth and hot boys at December 12, 2012 05:33 PM (mukPq)

69 A pimp gotta keep his biches down.

Posted by: Butters at December 12, 2012 05:34 PM (NIZHJ)

70 listen folks she could be a dummy that believes him when He absolutely swears on his mothers life, He Would Never do it again!

or she's still scared.

Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:34 PM (nqBYe)

71 Perhaps Patrick Moran was merely exercising his constitutional right to redress grievances.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being British means bad teeth and hot boys at December 12, 2012 05:34 PM (mukPq)

72 "Pat and I were arguing, one of my high heels gave out, and I fell into the side of a trash can. On impact, I fractured my nose," Hofmann said. "I hope our privacy will be respected." Washington Examiner
Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 05:26 PM (r2PLg)

Man, nothing about that sounds like it was drafted by an attorney.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 05:29 PM (t06LC)


Back, and to the left.

Back, and to the left.

Back, and to the left.

Posted by: Oliver Stone at December 12, 2012 05:34 PM (BAS5M)

73 MKH tweeted:

Worth remembering that Jim Moran once jacked up an 8-year-old in my local rec center parking lot, choking & cursing him for "carjacking."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 12, 2012 05:35 PM (piMMO)

74 So if the whole thing was just a mishap, then why did Pat the Pounder plead guilty to a lesser charge

Why not plead innocent of any charges?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 05:35 PM (wwsoB)

75 I'm surprised they didn't arrest the trash can and send Moran home.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being British means bad teeth and hot boys at December 12, 2012 05:35 PM (mukPq)

76 But she was fucking a Democrat, which by definition makes her a masochist. Sorry, I'm gonna blame the victim here.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 12, 2012 05:35 PM (i0vBR)

77
You know what's funny, but not funny-funny?

This girl is going to get one serious beating from 'Pat' in the near future for "making him hit her" and making a scene, which caused the Moran family a lot of trouble.

Tell me I'm wrong.

And I'll tell you you're a numbskull because if you think good ol' Pat is gonna let this go and never hit her again, you're seriously mistaken. Pat will pay this girl back for this.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 05:35 PM (G/zuv)

78 Personally, I usually plead guilty to assault when accidents happen in my vicinity.

Posted by: wte9 at December 12, 2012 05:35 PM (6Tcdo)

79
I didn't see any party affiliation of Mr. Moran mentioned in the story.
Which we all know what that means.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at December 12, 2012 05:36 PM (mgl7C)

80 Name That Party:

Dixon, Illinois town comptroller pleads guilty to embezzling $53 million over twenty years to fund high-life, horse-raising side-gig.

http://tinyurl.com/bwg5zvc

Partisan affiliation curiously ignored; one has to go to her wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Crundwell

Posted by: BuddyPC at December 12, 2012 05:36 PM (jfUIE)

81 yuk it up, but one time I did trip and break my own skull. My girlfriend certainly didn't beat me up. That's craaaaazy, never happened.

Posted by: eggs benedict at December 12, 2012 05:36 PM (FpBe1)

82 65 Nicole tripped and accidently hit my knife with her neck... yeh, that's it! Then her friend there .. whatisname .. I think when I dropped the knife he tripped on it .. several times

Posted by: OJ Simpson at December 12, 2012 05:32 PM (wwsoB)

_______________

Oh shit--I was drinking Coke --to settle my stomach from Purple Avenger's Coswell story--when I read that. Now--I've got Coke in my sinuses.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 05:36 PM (r2PLg)

83 "Pat and I were arguing, one of my high heels gave out, and I fell into the side of a trash can. On impact, I fractured my nose," Hofmann said. "I hope our privacy will be respected."

If the woman actually said this, she deserves everything coming to her. And what she already got.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being British means bad teeth and hot boys at December 12, 2012 05:36 PM (mukPq)

84 sooth, yeah next time she gets a beating it will be HER fault. according to dad and son.

Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:36 PM (nqBYe)

85 At least he didn't attempt to kidnap and Harry Reid little boys like his father did.

Posted by: Butters at December 12, 2012 05:37 PM (NIZHJ)

86 >>>Sorry, you don't break your face falling into a trash cage. I've fallen
face down on bare pavement before and not broken anythng. You have to be
pushed, and hard, to sustain those kinds of injuries.


Oh we all know it is BS. Even in an uncoordinated fall you will instinctively protect your facial sensory array and cranium to the detriment of the rest of your body. Also it was a standing fall, she didn't run and hurl herself face first into a metal plate. If simply getting drunk and falling down could do all of that I would be in traction.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 05:37 PM (0q2P7)

87 Damn!

The other thread was so much better what with homo Hollywood, rusty deflector shields and such like.

And Moran's girlfriend's face acted stupidly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:37 PM (XkWWK)

88 i bet she was running her mouth

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2012 05:37 PM (GVxQo)

89 Bob Costas on Sunday Night - Ban Trashcans and high heels

Posted by: eggs benedict at December 12, 2012 05:38 PM (FpBe1)

90 it was a mostly peaceful date night

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 12, 2012 05:38 PM (QxSug)

91 or she didn't cook dinner right

Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:38 PM (nqBYe)

92 or his shorts didn't come clean Enough.

Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:38 PM (nqBYe)

93 Clumsy Clifford: Jim Moran Says His Son "Accidentally" Bashed His Girlfriend's Head Into a Trash Barrel, Inadvertantly Breaking Her Nose and Unwittingly Fracturing Her Skull


There's a Monty Python sketch just like this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:38 PM (XkWWK)

94 Someone hacked my hand.

Posted by: Patrick Moran at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (2jQGY)

95 Ike Turner just emailed me to say "It happens."

*wiping beer off monitor*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (+fHZj)

96 You know it's a waste of time to post this here.


People should be trolling and mobying the lefty blogs all day long with this.


Where are the 'concerned marxist feminists' who are very marxist and totally feminist, but concerned with the optics of the movement?

Posted by: entropy at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (YUttk)

97 That gal my nephew Willie brought home that one night? The young lady was tipsy, tripped and her cooter landed right on Willie's willy.

I was upstairs sleeping the whole time, so I'm just going on what I heard about it the next morning

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (wwsoB)

98 He was just just helping her...down. The trash can got in the way.

Posted by: Bosk at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (n2K+4)

99 It was clearly an homage to Sonny Corleone and The Godfather

Posted by: phreshone at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (0SXI6)

100 @55 WTF? This is a good thing?


****

Youse got a problem wit dat?

Posted by: Union Bus Drivers Deliver the Votes! at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (piMMO)

101 she didn't dance with the one who brung her

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (GVxQo)

102 Don't can me bro!

Posted by: jean arthur at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (E16uG)

103 91 or she didn't cook dinner right

Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:38 PM (nqBYe)


"Yeah, that's right you spoiled guinea brat. Now clean it up!!"

Posted by: Zombie Carlo Rizzi at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (XkWWK)

104 Not me, because I'm lazy, and also LiB.

But you, everyone besides me, should be doing what I think you should be doing but am too lazy to do. Or else you suck.

Posted by: entropy at December 12, 2012 05:40 PM (YUttk)

105 She should have ordered a Bud Light.

Posted by: Butters at December 12, 2012 05:40 PM (NIZHJ)

106 99 It was clearly an homage to Sonny Corleone and The Godfather
Posted by: phreshone at December 12, 2012 05:39 PM (0SXI6)

See me at 103

Posted by: Zombie Carlo Rizzi at December 12, 2012 05:40 PM (XkWWK)

107 it happens

Posted by: OJ at December 12, 2012 05:40 PM (+dlqq)

108 If it was an accident then why did he plea guilty to assault?! This enabling twit makes me so mad I wanna smash -

ohmyGod it's true - we're all violent Rapenheimers!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2012 05:40 PM (VYmKX)

109 Off, toll-booth traitor sock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:40 PM (XkWWK)

110 g-d these threads today really have me piss'd off at humanity more than ever.

scummy people everywhere.

Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:40 PM (nqBYe)

111 "Bitch set me up" - Moran

Posted by: forest at December 12, 2012 05:40 PM (L7wZc)

112 Joan Kennedy Says Her Husband "Accidentally" Crashed His Female Friend's Oldsmobile Into a River, Inadvertantly Drowning Her and Unwittingly Leaving The Scene For Hours

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being British means bad teeth and hot boys at December 12, 2012 05:41 PM (mukPq)

113 Maybe somebody could put on some f'n knowledge about why any man would consider hitting a girl. Are these the same troglodytes who kick puppies, too? I mean, even if a girl has a smart mouth, what is wrong with walking away?


Must have tiny little penii.

Posted by: tcn at December 12, 2012 05:41 PM (VLG62)

114 I told her, "First, you will blow me". I was just trying to help her out.

Posted by: Dick Moron at December 12, 2012 05:41 PM (n2K+4)

115 "Who pays your salary for hitting your own head against the table?"

"Who pays your salary for hitting your own head against the table?"

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"Who pays your salary for hitting your own head against the table!!!"

Posted by: Chris Matthews, objective journalist at December 12, 2012 05:41 PM (BvTwT)

116 105 She should have ordered a Bud Light.
Posted by: Butters at December 12, 2012 05:40 PM (NIZHJ)


I think you've stumbled onto what actually happened. She was drinking a beer with Moran when suddenly, she smacked her head and said "I could've had a V-8!" Then she fell back and the barrel hit her head by accident.

Yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:42 PM (XkWWK)

117 Is this kind of like a double-post?

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 05:42 PM (O+844)

118
Atta boy Patrick, you can cover up all this until you die. Accidents happen.

Posted by: Jimmy Savile at December 12, 2012 05:42 PM (n/ubI)

119 I'm just saying, this is like when a pro-family values fundie gets caught banging a goat in a YMCA bathroom.


It's the hypocrisy.


How can he support women's rights when he uses his position to cover up for a domestic abuser?

Posted by: entropy at December 12, 2012 05:42 PM (YUttk)

120 It was just fore-play for rough sex later.

Posted by: Not an Artist at December 12, 2012 05:43 PM (uRumV)

121 So when did the Morans become the Kennedys?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2012 05:43 PM (4+0nx)

122 I swear. She was dead when I got there. All of them were.

Posted by: Ted Bundh at December 12, 2012 05:43 PM (kIqz0)

123 War on White Anglo Saxons

Posted by: adc at December 12, 2012 05:43 PM (VCCe8)

124 Patrick Moran is reported to have remarked "Hey, I was trying to steer her away from the woodchipper. A trash barrel is gift compared to that."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being British means bad teeth and hot boys at December 12, 2012 05:43 PM (mukPq)

125 g-d these threads today really have me piss'd off at humanity more than ever.

scummy people everywhere.

****

Needed: http://bit.ly/TOSwgn

Posted by: Union Bus Drivers Deliver the Votes! at December 12, 2012 05:43 PM (piMMO)

126 110 g-d these threads today really have me piss'd off at humanity more than ever.

scummy people everywhere.
Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:40 PM (nqBYe)


Makes you want to shit on a cop car. Or in a sportscaster's mouth. No not Cosell. Costas. And without a net, er, plate glass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:43 PM (XkWWK)

127 I think it's pretty clear where to assign blame.

Posted by: Knob Kostas at December 12, 2012 05:44 PM (dvRYt)

128 Damn, baby. I love you so much, sometimes you just make me so crazy.

Posted by: Nightclub Dumpster at December 12, 2012 05:44 PM (ZA675)

129 what does Jim Moran tell a girl with two black eyes?

Posted by: eggs benedict at December 12, 2012 05:44 PM (FpBe1)

130 Costas, Saran Wrap, some assembly.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2012 05:44 PM (4+0nx)

131 ew, just ew, J.J.

Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:44 PM (nqBYe)

132 Be a clown! Be a clown! All the world loves a clown!

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne Gacy at December 12, 2012 05:44 PM (XkWWK)

133 That'll teach her to order from the expensive side of the menu.

Posted by: Butters at December 12, 2012 05:44 PM (NIZHJ)

134 A trash can, seriously? Son, a car and a body of water is the way to go.

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at December 12, 2012 05:45 PM (AC0lD)

135 131 ew, just ew, J.J.
Posted by: ette at December 12, 2012 05:44 PM (nqBYe)

You obviously missed the tail end of the last thread.

Tail end. Heh.

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne Gacy at December 12, 2012 05:45 PM (XkWWK)

136 Clown killer sock fail!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:45 PM (XkWWK)

137 amazing this even gets reported, how does it help obama avoid responsibility for burning the coutnry to the ground?

how hard did they hide the D?

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 12, 2012 05:45 PM (QxSug)

138 Too bad the cops did not have a weapons malfunction. Ten rounds or so.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2012 05:46 PM (4+0nx)

139 Young men shouldn't be allowed to own trash cans.

Posted by: Bob Costas at December 12, 2012 05:46 PM (NIZHJ)

140 How can he support women's rights when he uses his position to cover up for a domestic abuser?
Posted by: entropy


LOOK OVER THERE! A RETHUGLICAN IS COMING TO TAKE YOUR TAMPONS!

Posted by: Walter Durante at December 12, 2012 05:46 PM (TtXjG)

141 Yeah, tough case. Can't risk bringing it in front of a jury. Only a cop witnessed it.

I've said before, the reason I'm a lunatic crank is because I was raised and used to work among Prominent Citizens. You would not believe (at all) what they can do (and do do) with the permission--and often with the fullest cooperation--of law enforcement.

The impossibility of explaining to non-cranks that this, the maintenance of a class that's free rob and rape and murder the rest of us (or crush our skulls on a dumpster in front of a cop (imagine what a feeling of freedom is)), is What Government Is...that's why I'm not very cheerful.

We all know. All of us. And yet...

Posted by: oblig. at December 12, 2012 05:46 PM (cePv8)

142 A trash can, seriously? Son, a car and a body of water is the way to go.

****

His lack of initiative is stifling the family legacy.

Posted by: Union Bus Drivers Deliver the Votes! at December 12, 2012 05:46 PM (piMMO)

143 sjp's assistant doesnt get paid her fair share so she had to shoplift designer sunglasses at the airport DELAYING A FLIGHT!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2012 05:46 PM (GVxQo)

144 Fuck it all. Let it burn.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 12, 2012 05:46 PM (ZETiK)

145 So, basically, her fall was mostly peaceful.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 12, 2012 05:46 PM (RuUvx)

146 This is what happens when you have to ask a man to pay for a condom.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2012 05:47 PM (mukPq)

147 Kim Jung Un satellite is ronery:

The object that North Korea sent into space early Thursday appears to be
“tumbling out of control” as it orbits the earth, U.S. officials told
NBC News.

Daddy Weeble?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 12, 2012 05:47 PM (vhwRj)

148 Moran was really drunk and his girlfriend sorta resembles James O'Keefe

Posted by: eggs benedict at December 12, 2012 05:47 PM (FpBe1)

149 "Honestly, yer honor. It was an accident. I know. I know. The crossbow went off four times. But it was an accident I tells ya!"

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 12, 2012 05:47 PM (OqWKM)

150 How can he support women's rights when he uses his position to cover up for a domestic abuser?

Same as the folks at Planned Parenthood who refuse to report statutory rape and other abuse of young girls when their abusers bring them in to have the baby killed so they can keep it going.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 12, 2012 05:47 PM (/kI1Q)

151 Question on Twitter:

Who can beat Hillary?

Best answer: Patrick Moran

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 05:48 PM (wwsoB)

152 "Pat and I were arguing, one of my high heels gave out, and I fell into
the side of a trash can. On impact, I fractured my nose," Hofmann said.
"I hope our privacy will be respected." Washington Examiner

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 05:26 PM (r2PLg)


She went on to claim:

"My account of this accident is completely true, and was in no way influenced by the $50,000 that recently appeared in my checking account.

Furthermore, suggestions that my mother is being held at gunpoint in the basement of the beige house located at 1805 West Broadway Street pending the outcome of my testimony are completely unfounded."

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 05:48 PM (SY2Kh)

153 147 Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 12, 2012 05:47 PM (vhwRj)


Is it a No Dong missile?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:48 PM (XkWWK)

154 He could have at least dropped her somewhere where the water could break her fall.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 12, 2012 05:48 PM (NIZHJ)

155 151 Question on Twitter:

Who can beat Hillary?

Best answer: Patrick Moran
Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 05:48 PM (wwsoB)


Favorite NY Post headline, when Ike Turner died:

Ike Beats Tina to Death.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:49 PM (XkWWK)

156 Too bad North Korea did not send their Great Leader into orbit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2012 05:49 PM (4+0nx)

157 Questionon Twitter:

Who can beat Hillary?

Best answer: Patrick Moran

That'll leave a mark!

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 12, 2012 05:49 PM (OqWKM)

158 It was just some consensual D/s sexual role-playing that accidently led to some minor injuries. No biggie.

Posted by: Christian Grey at December 12, 2012 05:49 PM (BAS5M)

159 If I didn't know better, I would say we are living in a sort of feudal tyranny draped with 21st century amenities and a Potemkin democracy.

But of course we live in a constitutional republic, ruled by laws and not men.

No, I'm not stifling a guffaw. Why do you ask?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 05:50 PM (mukPq)

160 Is it a No Dong missile?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:48 PM (XkWWK)

Long Dong

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 12, 2012 05:50 PM (vhwRj)

161 156 Too bad North Korea did not send their Great Leader into orbit.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2012 05:49 PM (4+0nx)


Let's give them Sheila Jackson Lee. She can go to Mars and get our flag back. Then she can splash down on Guam and sink it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:50 PM (XkWWK)

162 O/T There's a discussion over in "The Corner" about "worst movie girlfriends" and I submitted that Ilsa Lund/Lang from "Casablanca" was both bad girlfriend and bad wife.

Am I the only one to think that Victor Lazlo, Ilsa Lund/Lang, and Rick were all a bunch of Commies? Rick fought with the "Republicans" in Spain. Huh? I thought only Commies did that. The Nazis certainly weren't hunting down the Country Club Republicans.


Posted by: Al at December 12, 2012 05:51 PM (V70Uh)

163 147 Kim Jung Un satellite is ronery:

The object that North Korea sent into space early Thursday appears to be
�tumbling out of control� as it orbits the earth, U.S. officials told
NBC News.

---

Any word on where it will land?

I'm hoping that, with any luck, it will be on top of a hostile country.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2012 05:51 PM (e0xKF)

164 We joke, but Moran the Jerk Jr will now be further convinced he is bulletproof. Ladies stay away from this monster in training. Or they may find you in a sand dune in three years as a skeleton.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2012 05:51 PM (4+0nx)

165
Talk about gettin off easy. I wonder what would happen to the person who saw him on the street and accidentally fell and put a fist in this slimeballs face.

accidentally

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2012 05:51 PM (n/ubI)

166 Who can beat Hillary?Best answer: Patrick Moran
Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 05:48 PM (wwsoB)


------------------------------------------


And there you have it. Ol' Pat just gave himself a dem. party resume enhancement.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 05:51 PM (O+844)

167 163 Any word on where it will land?

I'm hoping that, with any luck, it will be on top of a hostile country.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 12, 2012 05:51 PM (e0xKF)

San Francisco. Pelosi's condo is the aiming point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:52 PM (XkWWK)

168
She supports right to work! Bitch had it coming. As do all of you, you hear me! Do you hear me!?!

Posted by: Local 666 at December 12, 2012 05:52 PM (AC0lD)

169 I wonder what would happen to the person who saw him on the street and accidentally fell and put a fist in this slimeballs face.

Nothing, if you do it while wearing a union windbreaker.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 05:52 PM (mukPq)

170 The object that North Korea sent into space early Thursday appears to be
“tumbling out of control” as it orbits the earth, U.S. officials told
NBC News.

Daddy Weeble?
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 12, 2012 05:47 PM (vhwRj)


Clearly a case of anthropagenic orbit change.

Posted by: cajun carrot at December 12, 2012 05:52 PM (UZQM8)

171 I am hoping it will land in San Francisco.

Posted by: Al at December 12, 2012 05:53 PM (V70Uh)

172 Dinner time.

All this talk about rusty deflector shields has gotten me hungry!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:53 PM (XkWWK)

173
Bitch was mouthing 'bout how people shouldn't be forced to join unions.

Posted by: Fat Lazy Bastard at December 12, 2012 05:53 PM (yn6XZ)

174 JJ Sefton, make it a capsule built for two. Dear Leader and Sheila.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2012 05:53 PM (4+0nx)

175 Who cares? I just watched my favorite scene in Fantastic Voyage.

Posted by: In Cognito at December 12, 2012 05:54 PM (9aeie)

176 Fo' shizzle my missile...

Snoop Dogg Dong...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:54 PM (XkWWK)

177 oblig.: "We all know. All of us. And yet..."

Soft tyranny is hardening. Not to go all Godwin but I'll go Godwin nonetheless. Germans knew what was going on but the Holocaust happened anyway. What they initially accepted, the smaller crimes and events that didn't hit them personally and acutely, got away from them until they grew beyond control and the people imprisoned themselves.

Hyperbole? It is until it isn't.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2012 05:54 PM (eHIJJ)

178 I'm outta jokes. Time to start drinking.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at December 12, 2012 05:55 PM (yn6XZ)

179 Ladies stay away from this monster in training. Or they may find you in a sand dune in three years as a skeleton.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Oh, but we can change him. You'll see!

(Sigh) He's such a bad boy!

Posted by: Future girlfriends of P. Moran at December 12, 2012 05:55 PM (TtXjG)

180 174 JJ Sefton, make it a capsule built for two. Dear Leader and Sheila.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2012 05:53 PM (4+0nx)


Ground control to Major Kong....


YAHOO!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:55 PM (XkWWK)

181 how dare you call him a kennedy? that demeans the family name. This trollop lived through dating the low born Moran.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 12, 2012 05:55 PM (QxSug)

182 {in high falsetto}

I know, right? Why are the best among us always persecuted?

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson, stroking a preteen demon at December 12, 2012 05:55 PM (6TB1Z)

183 You morons know the one.

Posted by: In Cognito at December 12, 2012 05:56 PM (9aeie)

184 177 Hyperbole? It is until it isn't.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2012 05:54 PM (eHIJJ)


I'll take Suggestions That Won't Get Me Banned and/or Jailed for $200, Alex...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:56 PM (XkWWK)

185 what we have here...is a failure, to communicate! Bitch, eat can

Posted by: eggs benedict at December 12, 2012 05:56 PM (FpBe1)

186 Who cares? I just watched my favorite scene in Fantastic Voyage.
Posted by: In Cognito at December 12, 2012 05:54 PM (9aeie)


----------------------------------------------


Is it the scene where Raquel Welch fights off an angry corpuscle.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 05:56 PM (O+844)

187 Boehner is going to cave on everything, Bernanke announced he's going to print the dollar to confetti, union goons get away with beating Crowder and a black hot dog vendor, Moran's son gets a slap on the wrist, and the all the MSM has to say today is "ROMNEY LIED"

Since the Mayans aren't going to deliver next Friday, is there any other reason not to say LET ... IT ... BURN

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 05:57 PM (wwsoB)

188 Teach that bitch to make me them runny eggs. I said "over medium" ya numb twat!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 12, 2012 05:57 PM (GRvW4)

189 185 Bitch, eat can
Posted by: eggs benedict at December 12, 2012 05:56 PM (FpBe1)


That's what the squatting hooker said to Cosell...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 05:57 PM (XkWWK)

190 Since the Mayans aren't going to deliver next Friday, is there any other reason not to say LET ... IT ... BURN

Please do. It's the only way I'm ever going to see any money out of this bitch.

Posted by: Katherine Weymouth, Publisher, WaPo at December 12, 2012 05:58 PM (6TB1Z)

191 Raquel Welch comes out of her white technicians jump suit to reveal the white wet suit underneath.
A wet suit that defines the curvature of her, um, curvatures.

Posted by: In Cognito at December 12, 2012 05:59 PM (9aeie)

192 Nothing says manly like beating the hell outta a woman.......at least if your a leftard, in which case you could say the disagreement was mostly peaceful. On the other hand, any woman who dates a piece of shit shouldn't be surprised when he acts like a piece of shit.

Posted by: maddogg at December 12, 2012 05:59 PM (OlN4e)

193 A wet suit that defines the curvature of her, um, curvatures.

Nothing miniature about that, son.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 06:00 PM (mukPq)

194 Google released the most searched phrases for 2012:

Whitney Houston was number 1

Election 2012 came in at 3rd place.

Uh. huh.

Posted by: Union Bus Drivers Deliver the Votes! at December 12, 2012 06:01 PM (piMMO)

195 192 Nothing says manly like beating the hell outta a woman.......at least if your a leftard, in which case you could say the disagreement was mostly peaceful. On the other hand, any woman who dates a piece of shit shouldn't be surprised when he acts like a piece of shit.
Posted by: maddogg at December 12, 2012 05:59 PM (OlN4e)


Another thing the left has in common with...

ISLAM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 06:01 PM (XkWWK)

196 Patricks and booze, never a good ending, ask Patrick K.

Posted by: madamex at December 12, 2012 06:01 PM (1zsKV)

197 Raquel Welch comes out of her white technicians jump suit to reveal the white wet suit underneath. A wet suit that defines the curvature of her, um, curvatures.
Posted by: In Cognito at December 12, 2012 05:59 PM (9aeie)


-------------------------------------------


Yes. She certainly had some curvy curves in her curvature.


Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 06:03 PM (O+844)

198 So close soona. The scene that you're referring to just makes me jealous.
Jealous that I'm neither anti-body nor one of the men tearing them off her succulent frame.

Posted by: In Cognito at December 12, 2012 06:03 PM (7MSnD)

199 maybe his girlfriend missed it on ESPN and he was re enacting the Manny Pacquiao knockout

Posted by: eggs benedict at December 12, 2012 06:06 PM (FpBe1)

200 It is my sad duty to report that sitar legend Ravi Shanknar has died at the age of 92. Space Hippies everywhere mourn.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 12, 2012 06:07 PM (BAS5M)

201 Maybe I should watch my Concert for Bangladesh DVD tonight in Ravi's memory.
Meh, I'd just end up skipping forward to the next scene after a few minutes.
Oops. Here comes the anti-bodies.
Look out Raquel. Look out!

Posted by: In Cognito at December 12, 2012 06:11 PM (b9+ZZ)

202 Actually the started chanting--

BREAK THE TENT!

BREAK THE TENT!


It's at about the 26 second mark of this video--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts08KEvMwE8

(This video was posted at NRO but I don't think too many people have seen it--it's not the ones we saw here yesterday.)

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 06:12 PM (r2PLg)

203 200 It is my sad duty to report that sitar legend Ravi Shanknar has died at the age of 92. Space Hippies everywhere mourn.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 12, 2012 06:07 PM (BAS5M)

Though I'm sorry to hear about Shankar, my favorite sitar lick was from Steely Dan "Do It Again."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 06:20 PM (XkWWK)

204 Didhis booking mug shot show him in a wife beater T shirt? Or did the fact that he is the son of a democrat, allow him to forgo the embarrassment of mug shots?

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 12, 2012 06:33 PM (x+7qA)

205 147 The object that North Korea sent into space early Thursday appears to be “tumbling out of control” as it orbits the earth, U.S. officials told NBC News.

-----------

They should have made it round, like Sputnik. Then no one would notice.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 12, 2012 06:37 PM (NmR1a)

206 Well, wasps ARE white.



And therefore going to hell.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 12, 2012 06:48 PM (5H6zj)

207 I can't believe Steven Crowder tricked this guy into violence, too.

Crowder should be in prison.

Posted by: Warden at December 12, 2012 06:51 PM (HzhBE)

208 It's no surprise Planned Parenthood might refuse to report child sex abuse victims brought in for abortions, after all, if they reported it, they'd lose all the repeat business. Its like, customer service or something.


Posted by: Fark, farkety, fark, fark, fark at December 12, 2012 07:20 PM (p6viR)

209
To think that Moondoggie's grandson could do something so reprehensible. (hint: who is Jim Moran's biological father?)

Posted by: TxAnn56 at December 12, 2012 07:29 PM (Y/hkJ)

210 This guy makes me sick...I can remember he said some terrible things about Pres. Bush.. I say, what goes around comes around...I hope they throw his son's ass in jail....This is the War on Women! :/

Posted by: Beverley at December 12, 2012 09:31 PM (oRUeA)

211
Congressman Moran beat up his first wife about 20 years ago; cops went to their house on a domestic violence call. No charges filed but they divorced shortly thereafter. The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.

Ladies: If a guy abuses you verbally, or hits you: LEAVE. Now. Go far far away. Call the cops too, but for God's sake, GO.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at December 12, 2012 09:58 PM (0gWtZ)

212 It was a love tap.

Posted by: Chris Brown at December 12, 2012 10:01 PM (gBuIk)

213 War on Women!

Posted by: Gerry Owen at December 12, 2012 11:18 PM (4ABat)

214 Is this the same son that was caught trying to aid and abet voter fraud back in October?

Posted by: VA Conservative at December 13, 2012 06:52 AM (4NdSn)






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