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| Sen. Menendez Had an Illegal Alien Sex Offender Working as an Unpaid Intern; Napolitano's Department of Homeland Security Instructed ICE to Delay Arresting Him Until After Menendez's ReelectionFriends helping friends out. Isn't that nice? uthorities in Hudson County notified ICE agents in early October that they suspected Sanchez was an illegal immigrant who was a registered sex offender and who may be eligible to be deported. ICE agents in New Jersey notified superiors at the Homeland Security Department because they considered it a potentially high profile arrest, and DHS instructed them not to arrest Sanchez until after the November election, one U.S. official told the AP. ICE officials complained that the delay was inappropriate, but DHS directed them several times not to act, the official said. It was not immediately clear why federal immigration authorities would not have been notified sooner about Sanchez's status. Comments1
Glad to see you got this up, Ace
I have a question: Why is a Peruvian immigrant, legal or illegal, working as a Senate intern when there are unemployed American college students who need jobs? Posted by: Miss Marple at December 12, 2012 03:14 PM (GoIUi) 2
Nicknamed "Dirty", by chance?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2012 03:14 PM (GBXon) 3
I think this deserves a Flaming Skull!! Unbelievable corruption by DHS.
Posted by: rockmom at December 12, 2012 03:14 PM (aBlZ1) 4
To late to stop the fire so LiB.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2012 03:14 PM (81UWZ) 5
See???...TRANSPARENCY!!!
Posted by: MSM at December 12, 2012 03:14 PM (pSNHb) 6
She was only mostly sex offended.
Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 12, 2012 03:14 PM (sGU4F) 7
Hookers and sex offenders. How do you tell Menendez from Sanchez?
Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 03:14 PM (GQ8sn) 8
I have a question: Why is a Peruvian immigrant, legal or illegal,
working as a Senate intern when there are unemployed American college students who need jobs? Maybe because all the American interns figured out Menendez. Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 03:15 PM (GQ8sn) 9
You like ah the sex crime, yes?
Posted by: Borat at December 12, 2012 03:16 PM (4erPP) Posted by: Barry at December 12, 2012 03:16 PM (8WExi) 11
I have a question: Why is a Peruvian immigrant, legal or illegal,
working as a Senate intern when there are unemployed American college students who need jobs?>> Well it was an unpaid internship but we all know that means jack in the corruption capital. Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2012 03:17 PM (81UWZ) Posted by: Golan Globus at December 12, 2012 03:18 PM (7vSU0) 13
Round up the usual suspects, please.
Posted by: dantesed at December 12, 2012 03:18 PM (4OP0E) 14
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2012 03:18 PM (jucos) 15
The SCOMS outnumber us now.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 03:18 PM (KXm42) Posted by: Observer at December 12, 2012 03:18 PM (/sohm) 17
Why is a Peruvian immigrant, legal or illegal, working as a Senate
intern when there are unemployed American college students who need jobs? Willing to perform the grotesque sex acts Americans just won't do? Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 12, 2012 03:18 PM (/kI1Q) 18
Guillotine!
Posted by: Madame LaFarge at December 12, 2012 03:18 PM (EKr9U) 19
Usually the Peruvian hooker is the perk of a job, not the actual job itself.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 03:19 PM (da5Wo) 20
Remember, this is the same guy who flew down to the Dominican to a hooker resort, stiffed them on the payment, and then tried to cover it up.
Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 03:19 PM (GQ8sn) 21
Obligatory what if it were a Republican here
Posted by: Red Shirt at December 12, 2012 03:19 PM (FIDMq) 22
Uh oh, Heather.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 03:19 PM (da5Wo) 23
So, just like the Caribbean hooker trips, this is going to be HUGE news, right?
Posted by: Golan Globus at December 12, 2012 03:19 PM (7vSU0) 24
think about how wonderful this must feel to the taxpaying NJ resident
$12,000/year for a modest home, plus income and sales taxes. and representation like THIS so much pride Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 12, 2012 03:19 PM (J6kXj) 25
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn If only it would just burn in the blue states I would be convinced there was a G-d. I guy can dream. Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 03:20 PM (KXm42) 26
That's my state!
Posted by: teh Wind at December 12, 2012 03:20 PM (HBU8E) 27
Yeah, better hold off on the arrest so he can get a few more rapes in before the buzzer.
Democrats should be shoved into open pits and burned with kerosene. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2012 03:20 PM (VYmKX) 28
It was not immediately clear why federal immigration authorities would not have been notified sooner about Sanchez's status. Not immediately clear? HAHAHAHABAHAAAA! Oh these reporters...too funny. Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at December 12, 2012 03:20 PM (WQhht) 29
Fuck. Why is any of this surprising anymore? Sigh... If it's no big deal that the head of the CIA is boffing his biog....aw, fuck it.
Posted by: Rob McNeece at December 12, 2012 03:21 PM (hNXHo) 30
Democrats should be shoved into open pits and burned with kerosene.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2012 03:20 PM (VYmKX) Where's AtC with her flamethrower when you need her? Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 03:21 PM (da5Wo) 31
Glad to see you got this up, Ace
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 12, 2012 03:14 PM (GoIUi) Oh, Miss Marple. You know just the way to send an 'ette's brain right into the gutter with the first sentence of a new post. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 12, 2012 03:21 PM (4df7R) 32
Remind me again why unpaid internships don't run afoul of minimum wage laws. Yes, college credit blah blah blah, but think of the Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2012 03:21 PM (zgHLA) Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:21 PM (mukPq) 34
Yawn. I'm sure this will make the news.
Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 03:21 PM (t06LC) 35
Gee, corruption in a Democrat administration???
I wonder if some candidate running for national office could use that as a critique of the Democrat project? It would have to be a big campaign though, something on the order of a presidential campaign... Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2012 03:22 PM (TtXjG) 36
Not immediately clear? HAHAHAHABAHAAAA! Oh these reporters...too funny.
Well if it isn't immediately clear then it must be time to move on. Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 03:22 PM (KXm42) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:22 PM (XkWWK) 38
Talk about disenfranchisement. Even the democratic voters lose in this deal. Everyone loses except the politicians. Democrat voters are too damn stupid to realize hey-maybe we deserve better.
Posted by: Alex #11 at December 12, 2012 03:22 PM (KOfeP) 39
Most of the time he wasn't sex offending.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 12, 2012 03:23 PM (BrQrN) 40
You are not a second class citizen. And neither is Patrick Moran. Let it burn.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 12, 2012 03:23 PM (/lO83) Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 12, 2012 03:23 PM (J6kXj) Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:23 PM (mukPq) 43
Hey, maybe NJ can find a way to put someone who wasn't elected onto the ballot illegally to make up for this guy being all illegal.
Posted by: Golan Globus at December 12, 2012 03:23 PM (7vSU0) 44
Remind me again why unpaid internships don't run
afoul of minimum wage laws. Yes, college credit blah blah blah, but think of the children exploitation oppurtunities. Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2012 03:21 PM (zgHLA) -----Because "STFU!!!" that's why. Well.... that ..... and we wrote exemptions for ourselves into all laws..... but mostly STFU!!!!!. Posted by: The Legislative Branch at December 12, 2012 03:23 PM (nELVU) 45
We won wingnuts. We have a mandate to do whatever the fuck we want. So SHUT UP that's why!
Posted by: Duh democraps at December 12, 2012 03:24 PM (jucos) 46
Patrick Moran, like father, like son.
Seriously, Moran punched an 8 year old black kid, and he wins with like 70% of the vote. Posted by: Golan Globus at December 12, 2012 03:24 PM (7vSU0) 47
Hey, one man's sex offense is another man's guaranteed federal entitlement.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:24 PM (mukPq) 48
The illegal alien sex offender supports abortion on demand in all itsforms and methods up to and including the sixth trimester.
So there, you Christian Taliban wingnuts! Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2012 03:24 PM (jm/9g) 49
Sounds like a Star Trek episode.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:22 PM (XkWWK) Wasn't that caused because on some earlier trip Kirk boned some alien chick or left a gangster book or something and they adopted it as a way of life? Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 03:25 PM (t06LC) 50
Seriously, Moran punched an 8 year old black kid, and he wins with like 70% of the vote.
Next election he'll cold-cock a four-year old and win by 100%. Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:25 PM (mukPq) 51
Wasn't Menendez connected to some hypocritical bought sex story recently?
Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2012 03:25 PM (aZ6ew) 52
I don't see a problem with this man's lifestyle.
Posted by: Harry Reid, pederast in good standing, International Brotherhood of Pederasts at December 12, 2012 03:25 PM (4df7R) 53
Why is it that none of this surprises me?
Why is it that it will not surprise me that no one pays a price for this? There was a time when it was broadly accepted that Cook County politicians were crooked, that 99.9% of Democrats and 80% of Republicans from the Chicagoland were so dirty that no such individual could ever be elected to anything where he could not buy the voters. Then we went and elected Barack Obama, who is as dirty as all the rest, and in so doing indicated that all of America was willing to be bought. Menendez is as dirty as the average Jersey Dem, which is to say that in any sane universe he'd be serving 5-to-20. But a ridiculously large segment of the voters have decided they'll vote for scum no matter what, if the alternative is voting for someone who might ask them for ID when they use that black-market EBT card. Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2012 03:25 PM (o+SC1) 54
He was mostly non-rapey, except for the relatively few incidents in which he was getting his rape on.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2012 03:25 PM (VYmKX) 55
Jeez I picked the wrong morning to take a day off from the Internet!
Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2012 03:25 PM (SNiXY) 56
Those Peruvian pan flute bands show up everywhere these days
Posted by: brak at December 12, 2012 03:26 PM (M2qTM) 57
Humans aren't illegal you rightwingnutz.
Posted by: Liberal Douche Nozzel at December 12, 2012 03:26 PM (81UWZ) 58
Undocumented Immigrant with Unconventional Proclivities
Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 12, 2012 03:26 PM (A1VRC) 59
May be eligible to be deported? MAY?
Crappity. I need to stop by Lowe's on the way home and get more paint for my SMOD target. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 12, 2012 03:26 PM (VtjlW) 60
MFM: Story? What story?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2012 03:26 PM (1Jaio) 61
I think this post reminds us why Republicans are such racists. And that they hate women.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 12, 2012 03:26 PM (X/+QT) Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at December 12, 2012 03:27 PM (EKr9U) 63
It was not immediately clear why federal immigration authorities would not have been notified sooner about Sanchez's status.
Hey Alicia Caldwell/AP, let me help you make it more "clear." Here's a hint: What's the 4th letter of the alphabet? You're welcome..... Posted by: djm1992 at December 12, 2012 03:27 PM (1o4B5) 64
I'm just shocked that being a sex offender will keep you out of the amnesty.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 12, 2012 03:27 PM (QupBk) 65
Next election he'll cold-cock a four-year old and win by 100%.
Support killing babies +/-30 minutes old and you get to be President! Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 12, 2012 03:27 PM (BrQrN) 66
Democrats should be shoved into open pits and burned with kerosene.
------------------------------------------------------- They should be nuked from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2012 03:27 PM (jucos) Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:27 PM (mukPq) 68
How is it that a Senator can hire illegal aliens to begin with? The fact that he is a sex offender is immaterial.
Don't they have ANY background checks? Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2012 03:27 PM (YdQQY) 69
@53
A corrupt society begets corrupt, incompetent leaders. That is the real problem with looking the other way with personal failings in politicians: while often what is brought to light is personal it is usually emblematic of more profound charachter flaws. Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 03:28 PM (t06LC) 70
What would DHS have cared? It's not like the mfm would've even reported it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2012 03:29 PM (5PdqT) 71
Don't they have ANY background checks?
Of course they do. Sanchez met all the requirements. All of them. Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:29 PM (mukPq) 72
A decent man would resign.
Posted by: teh Wind at December 12, 2012 03:29 PM (HBU8E) 73
Democrat voters are too damn stupid to realize hey-maybe we deserve better.
Anyone else getting reminded of any abusive relationships they've seen before? Because I'll be frakked if that's not exactly what the relationship between the politicos on the Left and their erstwhile 'clients' looks more and more like... Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2012 03:29 PM (GBXon) 74
Read the full article. They jump through every hoop imaginable to suggest that:
1. Bush's fault. 2. The Obama administration in no way has a history of interfering with immigration cases based on partisan politics. Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 03:29 PM (SY2Kh) 75
Yep, if he was a Republican he would be expected to resign.
Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2012 03:29 PM (YdQQY) 76
You scratch my intern, I'll scratch yours.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 12, 2012 03:30 PM (wbmaj) 77
Must have been sex offenses that Americans won't do....
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2012 03:30 PM (SO2Q8) 78
Dems dont actually believe they deserve better, no.
plus, on the previous thread, oblig said something very interesting. let me go find that I'll be right back. Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 12, 2012 03:30 PM (J6kXj) 79
Bob Costas is mightily relieved Sanchez didn't rape while carrying a piece.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:31 PM (mukPq) Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 03:31 PM (KXm42) 81
49 Sounds like a Star Trek episode.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:22 PM (XkWWK) Wasn't that caused because on some earlier trip Kirk boned some alien chick or left a gangster book or something and they adopted it as a way of life? Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 03:25 PM (t06LC) It wasn't Kirk. But "Da Book" being left behind is correct. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:31 PM (XkWWK) 82
Anyone else getting reminded of any abusive relationships they've seen before? Because I'll be frakked if that's not exactly what the relationship between the politicos on the Left and their erstwhile 'clients' looks more and more like...
Posted by: Brother Cavil I really have no idea what you're talking about Posted by: Patrick Moran's girlfriend at December 12, 2012 03:31 PM (BrQrN) 83
Anyone else getting reminded of any abusive relationships they've seen before? Because I'll be frakked if that's not exactly what the relationship between the politicos on the Left and their erstwhile 'clients' looks more and more like...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2012 03:29 PM (GBXon) The Beaten Housewife syndrome is legion in regressive politics. Look at the black community (another word I hate, btw, is "community"). How many decades have they been voting in the Dems because they need that money from Uncle Sugar? And all they end up doing is digging themselves deeper into poverty and decay. But they keep going back, because, "He loves me, really. He only hurts me because I don't love him enough. I've just gotta show him a little more love and attention." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 12, 2012 03:31 PM (4df7R) 84
"Stiffing" prostitutes should be a capital offense.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 12, 2012 03:31 PM (wbmaj) 85
I think they should have known when he put "Rape" twice on his resume.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 03:32 PM (KXm42) 86
It wasn't rape. It was just that the woman looked too much like Steven Crowder.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:32 PM (mukPq) 87
The 9-11 attack hit the wrong city. Sure, denounce me and that statement all you want, but our government is against us. It needs a purging like this country hasn't seen since the 1700's. We are cows to be herded, milked, and nothing more.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2012 03:32 PM (eHIJJ) Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 12, 2012 03:32 PM (i0vBR) 89
so oblig made this awesome comment about how the Dem coalition of disparate factions hangs together, is it just via excellent stealing, pillaging and looting?
but he says no, not anymore. It's become a "negative coalition." We Are Not Them. As follows: And their "spoils" are emotional. As long as somebody on The List gets hurt (they currently prefer the term "rejected"), it doesn't matter what else results. The big boys get theirs, sure, but Jane Average Democrat doesn't care if she gets any or not. She gets to be on the side that hurts people--and that decides who gets hurt. That's enough. More than enough. Democrats are idiots, but the people who decide what Democrats are are geniuses (and always have been). A negative coalition is infinitely sustainable. Just change the names on The List. And do, like, whatever to them. Read that and tell me we don't have to consider somehow getting the hell out of a union like THAT. Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 12, 2012 03:32 PM (J6kXj) 90
86 It wasn't rape. It was just that the woman looked too much like Steven Crowder.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:32 PM (mukPq) I seem to recall Steven Crowder dressing up as Lena Dunham. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:33 PM (XkWWK) 91
Transparency is racist!
Posted by: Jason Whitlock at December 12, 2012 03:33 PM (eHIJJ) 92
Hey Ace, what happened t all those "happy posts". Today is becoming depressing.
We need a Christmas Kitteh! Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2012 03:33 PM (YdQQY) 93
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Posted by: travis bickle at December 12, 2012 03:33 PM (l3RZ9) 94
You'll never see this mentioned on the news.
Which pisses me off to no end. Because it just emboldens the corrupt. Posted by: Iblis at December 12, 2012 03:33 PM (9221z) 95
Actually, let me amend that--though it may be an issue of redundancy: Both parties are acting like the aggressor in an abusive relationship.
Mind you, I am of the mind that the GOP is now a center-left party, so it may be unnecessary to amend that statement... Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2012 03:34 PM (GBXon) 96
At least he was a Democrat Senator!
He supports both illegal immigrants and sex offenders. If he was a Republican he would be a hypocrite and the stoning would commence. Posted by: Jack Wagon at December 12, 2012 03:34 PM (KUPae) 97
DHS instructed them not to arrest Sanchez until after the November election
You wouldn't want to disenfranchise the poor man, would you? Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:34 PM (mukPq) Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:34 PM (mukPq) 99
If he was our dad we would have killed him.
Posted by: The Menendez Brothers at December 12, 2012 03:34 PM (QKKT0) 100
Bet he voted for his boss.
Posted by: Jack Wagon at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (KUPae) 101
re: "Why is a Peruvian immigrant, legal or illegal, working as a Senate intern when there are unemployed American college students who need jobs?"
I've been reliably informed by every respectable conservative (and the comments section at, e.g., AOSHQ) that Americans are lazy and unreliable scum who only want handouts, and south-of-the-border immigrants are hard-working bootstrappin' real-American pioneer-spirit nose-to-the-tortilla-stone Ideal Citizens and just generally more desirable in every way. THE MARKET HAS SPOKEN Posted by: oblig. at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (cePv8) 102
96 At least he was a Democrat Senator!
He supports both illegal immigrants and sex offenders. If he was a Republican he would be a hypocrite and the stoning would commence. Posted by: Jack Wagon at December 12, 2012 03:34 PM (KUPae) So it wasn't so much a waitress sammich as it was a puta burrito... with all the "trimmings." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (XkWWK) 103
We're terminal. The cancer has taken over the host and no amount of chemotherapy is going to help. Stage 4. We'd better start making funeral arrangements and find good hospice care to keep us comfortable as our body politic shuts down.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (jucos) Posted by: Uncle Sam at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (O6q63) 105
Its almost as if, with the Chicago machine in control of the white house all levels of government do nothing more then keep Democrats in power. Who would have thunk it?
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (cGlgB) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (QKKT0) 107
This sex offender is 18. Sounds like he was willingly part of a child sex ring. This is probably the tip of the iceberg.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (i0vBR) 108
Crappity. I need to stop by Lowe's on the way home and get more paint for my SMOD target. You don't have a lawn mower, my Queen? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 12, 2012 03:36 PM (yiIja) Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:36 PM (mukPq) 110
106 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (QKKT0)
Actually, a decent citizenry would run this fucking crook out on a rail. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:36 PM (XkWWK) 111
wow so Bush created this stupid monstrosity, the DHS, just a few years ago, and already we do not have a single patriot in the department willing to blow the whistle on all these shenanigans? Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 03:36 PM (G/zuv) 112
107
This sex offender is 18. Sounds like he was willingly part of a child sex ring. This is probably the tip of the iceberg. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (i0vBR) Racist! Bringing up iceberg lettuce! Posted by: Jack Wagon at December 12, 2012 03:37 PM (KUPae) 113
There is no better way to keep the other unpaid aliens in-line than a sex offender.
Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2012 03:37 PM (/ZZCn) 114
109 Served on a vagina pillow.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:36 PM (mukPq) What kind of a cun-traption is that? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:37 PM (XkWWK) 115
It was not immediately clear why federal immigration authorities would not have been notified sooner about Sanchez's status.
Because fuck you, that's why. Posted by: Janet Napolitano at December 12, 2012 03:37 PM (TIIx5) 116
Bush created this stupid monstrosity, the DHS, just a few years ago, and already we do not have a single patriot in the department willing to blow the whistle
Perhaps you misunderstand whom these patriots serve. It ain't the public. Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:38 PM (mukPq) 117
89, Interesting observation.
"Dems. Join our group and we'll punish your enemies. We'll make you feel powerful." Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 12, 2012 03:38 PM (X/+QT) 118
Actually, a decent citizenry would run this fucking crook out on a rail.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:36 PM (XkWWK) Yeah, what's with the aversion to rails, tar and feathers these days? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2012 03:38 PM (QKKT0) 119
Anyone else getting reminded of any abusive relationships they've seen before? Because I'll be frakked if that's not exactly what the relationship between the politicos on the Left and their erstwhile 'clients' looks more and more like...
"He only beats taxpayers because *i* deserve it!" Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2012 03:38 PM (SNiXY) Posted by: © Sponge at December 12, 2012 03:39 PM (UK9cE) 121
We are cows to be herded, milked, and nothing more.
-------------------------------------------------------- BOHICA! Posted by: Uncle Sugar Has a Raging Hard On at December 12, 2012 03:39 PM (jucos) 122
That's what's most disheartening about the last 4 years. Washington DC is 100% through-and-through a corrupt hack-o-rama. No leakers, no whistle blowers, no more patriots. They're all hacks on Obama's side. Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 03:39 PM (G/zuv) 123
48So there, you Christian Taliban wingnuts!
Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2012 03:24 PM (jm/9g) Shit, you're on to me! Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2012 03:39 PM (BoE3Z) 124
STAND DOWN! The potential offendees can wait till after the election.
Posted by: Whatev at December 12, 2012 03:40 PM (2t6Gz) Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 12, 2012 03:40 PM (/kI1Q) 126
119 Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2012 03:38 PM (SNiXY)
SCOAMF/Dems = Harvey Keitel/Sport Pimp America = Jodie Foster /Iris Steensma Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:40 PM (XkWWK) 127
It wasn't Kirk. But "Da Book" being left behind is correct.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:31 PM (XkWWK) Was there a boning of an alien chick at least? If not, Kirk was slacking that episode. Eww. Space Herpes. Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 03:41 PM (t06LC) 128
This sex offender is 18. Sounds like he was willingly part of a child sex ring.
Human-of-Incomplete-Adulthood Love Club Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 12, 2012 03:41 PM (A1VRC) 129
Have rank and file officers not learned anything from Bengazi? Why would they even make such an absurd request so close to the election?
Posted by: Whatev at December 12, 2012 03:41 PM (2t6Gz) 130
And it's not until the 4th paragraph that the AP bothers to inform us that Mendendez is a Dem. Posted by: biancaneve at December 12, 2012 03:41 PM (6bYlh) 131
The Democratic party has a long and storied tradition of bringing in unpaid labor from other countries. They even fought a war over it.
Posted by: BSKB at December 12, 2012 03:42 PM (4KWOY) 132
WTF the blog ate my post
So NJ voters don't care the Menendez has an illegal alien sex offender in his office. It isn't like that's going to interfere with their free stuff. Posted by: Golan Globus at December 12, 2012 03:42 PM (7vSU0) 133
121 We are cows to be herded, milked, and nothing more.
-------------------------------------------------------- BOHICA! Posted by: Uncle Sugar Has a Raging Hard On at December 12, 2012 03:39 PM (jucos) In Cuba, BOHICA is Cohiba Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:42 PM (XkWWK) Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2012 03:42 PM (jvd3N) 135
Meanwhile, we, the honest, law-abiding citizens who travel by air are treated as potential terrorists inside our own country. And we get sexually assaulted in public for the privelege. LIB Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 12, 2012 03:42 PM (yiIja) 136
Wow, HR, Fuzziwig has that "For this and other indignities, I will kill you in your sleep, puny human!" expression DOWN.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 03:42 PM (kXoT0) 137
The Democratic Party is nothing more than a criminal enterprise. It's sole function is to raid the Treasury for the purpose of enriching itself. We are witness to the greatest raid on wealth in the history of mankind.
Posted by: LGoPs at December 12, 2012 03:42 PM (BJVEF) Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2012 03:43 PM (jvd3N) Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2012 03:43 PM (YdQQY) 140
What does Washington D.C. need the most? a) to be flushed b) an enema c) fumigation d) all of the above, plus a good torching Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 03:43 PM (G/zuv) 141
Napolitano wears manties.
Posted by: Whatev at December 12, 2012 03:43 PM (2t6Gz) 142
And the success of the Democratic Party in pulling off this heist is testament to my growing suspicion that Democracy is way over-rated.
Posted by: LGoPs at December 12, 2012 03:44 PM (BJVEF) 143
I looked into this story people. Turns out the name of the alien in question is Alf. Turns out he was seen in public with someones hand up his ass while trying to talk his friend into letting him eat his pussy.
Nothing to see here. Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 03:44 PM (t06LC) 144
137 The Democratic Party is nothing more than a criminal enterprise. It's sole function is to raid the Treasury for the purpose of enriching itself. We are witness to the greatest raid on wealth in the history of mankind.
Posted by: LGoPs at December 12, 2012 03:42 PM (BJVEF) "The People vs. The Democratic Party" by Michael Walsh. On Amazon Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:44 PM (XkWWK) 145
Science fiction dystopia/ crime drama.
Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 12, 2012 03:44 PM (q177U) 146
139, http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/8267147602/
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 03:44 PM (kXoT0) 147
Damn cops! Stay out of the way.
--- ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - Investigators say two would-be hit men from Albuquerque may have had their sights set on the teen mega star; Justin Bieber. They had it planned down to the ties they were going to use to strangle to the pop star and three other people. A warning, the details are pretty graphic. Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2012 03:45 PM (fWAjv) 148
Waiting for MMFA to claim this was a Republican setup designed to stop immigration reform.
Posted by: rockmom at December 12, 2012 03:45 PM (aBlZ1) 149
What does Washington D.C. need the most?
a) to be flushed b) an enema c) fumigation d) all of the above, plus a good torching Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 03:43 PM (G/zuv -------------------------------------- A joint session of congress to be addressed by the President followed by a Japanese 747. Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2012 03:45 PM (YdQQY) 150
125
We need a Christmas Kitteh! http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/8267147602/i Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 12, 2012 03:40 PM (/kI1Q) Shiny. Happy. Kitteh. Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 03:46 PM (KXm42) 151
Laughably, the AP drags out the story of BO's Aunt Zeituni not being arrested immediately prior to the 2008 election to argue that the Bush administration was just as corrupt.
Posted by: biancaneve at December 12, 2012 03:46 PM (6bYlh) 152
130 And it's not until the 4th paragraph that the AP bothers to inform us that Mendendez is a Dem.
Posted by: biancaneve at December 12, 2012 03:41 PM (6bYlh) No, They mention "D". They do not say, "Menendez, a Democrat, ..." Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 12, 2012 03:46 PM (X/+QT) 153
They had it planned down to the ties they were
going to use to strangle to the pop star and three other people. A warning, the details are pretty graphic. Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2012 03:45 PM (fWAjv) Fifty Shades of Beiber ? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 03:46 PM (kXoT0) 154
This sex offender is 18. Sounds like he was willingly part of a child sex ring
*cuts eyes right and left* Posted by: Harry 'The Searchlight Strangler' Reid at December 12, 2012 03:46 PM (QupBk) Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2012 03:46 PM (eHIJJ) 156
It's all good cuz the illegal all-e-ahn was a grownass man!
Honky ass racists always trynna keep a brutha down! Posted by: Jason Whitlock at December 12, 2012 03:46 PM (jm/9g) 157
Damn. Try this.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/8267147602/ Wow, HR, Fuzziwig has that "For this and other indignities, I will kill you in your sleep, puny human!" expression DOWN. And that's his good mood. Heh. (imagine a smiley here) Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 12, 2012 03:47 PM (/kI1Q) 158
104 We are cows to be herded, milked, and nothing more.
Oh, there is more. Posted by: Uncle Sam at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (O6q63) Bovine University?! Are we gonna learn how hamburgers are made?! Posted by: Truman North at December 12, 2012 03:47 PM (SNiXY) 159
141 Napolitano wears manties.
Posted by: Whatev at December 12, 2012 03:43 PM (2t6Gz) She makes Shirley Stoler look hot in comparison. ("Seven Beauties" "The Deer Hunter") Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:47 PM (XkWWK) 160
Why, it's almost as if the entire Federal government is being run like a corrupt big-city political machine. How surprising.
Posted by: Stu-22 at December 12, 2012 03:47 PM (k4bdL) 161
new one
Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2012 03:47 PM (YdQQY) 162
Alicia Caldwell, AP. Also works for Salon. Quotes sources like SFGate, Huffpo on her Twit account. Twitted "Candy is in charge" during the Romney/Obama debate.
Tweeted about death threat to Obama, nothing about death threats to Romney. Tweets about "US Guns in Mexico," cartel violence, saw nothing about FandF. Ignorant use of terminology in gun stories implies carelessness - perhaps in the sense of actively avoiding educating one's self. Probably could find more if anyone was actually going to use it. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 12, 2012 03:47 PM (bxiXv) 163
Dick Morris was on with Howie Carr about a week before the election promoting his new stupid book. Dick called Menendez "the most corrupt" member of Congress. And Dick Morris wasn't shy about calling Jon Tester "the stupidest" member of the Senate. And yet... Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 03:48 PM (G/zuv) 164
#140 What Washington needs most is a true adversarial press that will not run daily interference for the Administration and report the true facts about the nation's finances and the corruption that is inherent in big government.
An informed public would have thrown out these clowns, or never let them in to begin with. But we do not have an informed public, because the media have taken a side. Posted by: rockmom at December 12, 2012 03:48 PM (aBlZ1) 165
Too bad he'll never resign, otherwise Christie could appoint his successor.
Posted by: Iblis at December 12, 2012 03:48 PM (9221z) 166
If only it would just burn in the blue states I would be convinced there was a G-d.
I guy can dream. Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 03:20 PM (KXm42) Well, we know where it's gonna burn first... so there's that I guess. Mysterious Miracle Worker and all that. Posted by: cajun carrot at December 12, 2012 03:48 PM (UZQM8) 167
160
Why, it's almost as if the entire Federal government is being run like a corrupt big-city political machine. How surprising. Posted by: Stu-22 at December 12, 2012 03:47 PM (k4bdL) Who could have predicted it? Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 12, 2012 03:48 PM (X/+QT) 168
160 Why, it's almost as if the entire Federal government is being run like a corrupt big-city political machine. How surprising.
Posted by: Stu-22 at December 12, 2012 03:47 PM (k4bdL) There is literally now nowhere to turn. There is no political recourse, no judicial recourse and the media are line up against us. All they have to do is find a pretext to cut off the intertubes and talk radio and then we are isolated. And I know that that is coming soon. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:49 PM (XkWWK) 169
Too bad he'll never resign, otherwise Christie could appoint his successor. Posted by: Iblis at December 12, 2012 03:48 PM (9221z)
Can you say Senator Springsteen? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 03:49 PM (kXoT0) 170
Honky ass racists always trynna keep a brutha down!
Posted by: Jason Whitlock at December 12, 2012 03:46 PM (jm/9g) Yep, that must be it - nothing to do with being misogynistic, misanthropic, uneducated and resentful. Nope, it's whitey, always the whitey. Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2012 03:50 PM (BoE3Z) 171
7 Hookers and sex offenders. How do you tell Menendez from Sanchez?
Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 03:14 PM (GQ8sn) One of them has a poop mustache. Cereal, how many KGB or Chinese spies are working in our government for shitbags like this? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 12, 2012 03:50 PM (3Y7RV) 172
7 Hookers and sex offenders. How do you tell Menendez from Sanchez?
Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 03:14 PM (GQ8sn) They take after Charlie Estevez Sheen. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 03:51 PM (XkWWK) 173
soothsayer@140,
e) Nuked from orbit just to be sure. It's bad form to exclude the obvious. The Idiocracy needs to be spotted a few gimmes. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2012 03:52 PM (eHIJJ) 174
http://is.gd/vF5Vje
Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2012 03:52 PM (YdQQY) 175
158
104 We are cows to be herded, milked, and nothing more. Oh, there is more. Posted by: Uncle Sam at December 12, 2012 03:35 PM (O6q63) Bovine University?! Are we gonna learn how hamburgers are made?! SOYLET GREEN IS PEOPLE!!! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!! Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at December 12, 2012 03:53 PM (Jls4P) Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:53 PM (mukPq) 177
L.I.B.
Just gimme time to get out of this godforsaken blue state first. The bug-out bag is ready. Posted by: BlueStateRepub at December 12, 2012 03:54 PM (7ObY1) 178
"32
Remind me again why unpaid internships don't run afoul of minimum wage laws. Yes, college credit blah blah blah, but think of the children exploitation oppurtunities. Posted by: Lance McCormick" My niece did her internship in chemical engineering. She was sent to Orlando, was paid $20 per hour, and all her expenses were paid, including motel, restaurant bills, a rental car, and a ticket to a theme park. When she was down there she dated a guy who did his internship for the Golf Channel. He was paid nothing and had to pay all his own expenses. This gives you a clue as to what the job opportunities are in the profession. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2012 03:56 PM (q4CTu) 179
Usually the Peruvian hooker is the perk of a job, not the actual job itself.
Cuts down on driving time. Posted by: Paladin at December 12, 2012 04:00 PM (+Wvn3) 180
Wait, am I correct here? Menendez, the infamous cheapskate whore customer who stiffs his whores (yeah, I said it), has a teenage sex offender working in his office? Is Menendez bi?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2012 04:00 PM (q4CTu) 181
When the LAW is neither Supreme, nor equaly applied, you are not a Republic...
This whole idea of Prosecutorial Discretion allowing Prosecutors to decide when and if to apply the law, is a HUGE mistake and diservice to the idea of the Rule of Law. Especialy considering the People have NO recourse... no way to bypass or fix Prosecutorial Discretion.... Posted by: Romeo13 at December 12, 2012 04:01 PM (lZBBB) 182
And, again: One set of rules for the connected. Another set of rules for the rest of us. This government is not legitimate. Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 12, 2012 04:04 PM (V3kRK) 183
177 L.I.B.
Just gimme time to get out of this godforsaken blue state first. The bug-out bag is ready. Posted by: BlueStateRepub at December 12, 2012 03:54 PM (7ObY1) Dit - fucking - o! ! ! ! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2012 04:05 PM (XkWWK) 184
Menendez is not a Democrat until the 4th paragraph.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 12, 2012 04:08 PM (SkyIE) 185
The predictability of this shit is becoming pretty damned predictable.
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 12, 2012 04:10 PM (MOQU2) 186
Funny I hear little in the media about DHS's sex scandal (involving women), now this pops up. The only reason I can think of why Reps in the House don't make a stink about these DHS sex scandals is they have their own skeletons.
Posted by: Baldy at December 12, 2012 04:14 PM (opS9C) 187
Hey, this is just a normal Wednesday in NJ...yawn.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 12, 2012 04:17 PM (53riN) 188
Memndez is chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Subcommittee on the Western Hemisphere. He must be working through a checklist. Dominican Republic, Peru,...
Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2012 04:17 PM (eEfYn) 189
Seriously, who gives a shit?
Is Menendez going to be removed from office? Of course not. He'll keep on keeping on and be a senator or higher up for a bazillion years, and there isn't shit we can do about it. So what's the fucking point of giving us even more ulcers by posting news items that only go to demonstrate that these shitbirds will continue to get away with murder every single time? Let it burn. Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 12, 2012 04:18 PM (g6f6y) 190
So, how long has this illegal alien been having offensive sex with Bob Menendez? Could Senator Menendez have had offensive sex with an underage illegal alien?
What is considered offensive sex for Bob Menendez when it's done with an illegal alien boy? Last question. Does the illegal alien have a shirt with a stain on it if there was offensive sex with Senator Menendez (D-Douchebag) Posted by: Bob at December 12, 2012 04:20 PM (Cbb7j) 191
162: "Probably could find more if anyone was actually going to use it."
So, Alicia's basically a Democratic Party cheerleader, or , if you prefer the vernacular, a typical journalist. Who could have guessed that? Would be interesting to find out what Democrat campaign(s) she's worked on, or what elected Democrat officeholder(s) she's worked/interned for in the past. Posted by: djm1992 at December 12, 2012 04:21 PM (1o4B5) 192
64 I'm just shocked that being a sex offender will keep you out of the amnesty.
______________________________ LOL. It won't; that's just what they tell the rubes. Fact is, nobody is being deported, no matter how many crimes they've committed. JaNap will just give this illegal a "family hardship waiver" or one of the many other bullshit waivers, and the illegal will continue to live and work (or, more likely, collect welfare and food stamps) in the U.S. It's all a scam, and it is the taxpaying, hardworking Americans who are the dupes. Posted by: Observer at December 12, 2012 04:23 PM (/sohm) 193
Related:
"Democratic congressman Jim Moran's son, Patrick Moran, has pleaded guilty to beating his girlfriend. The assualt outside a nightclub left Moran's girlfriend with bloody nose and a fractured skull...." If that name sounds familiar to you, you are on the right path. Hints - James O'Keef's Veritas project, voter fraud. Posted by: Comrade J at December 12, 2012 04:24 PM (6kkPP) 194
FRONT TOWARD LEFT: "This government is not legitimate."
We are a lawless nation as Romeo13 also noted. So, technically, we have repeatedly, "legitimately," elected a lawless government. Yeah, ultimately illegitimate in practice. I don't think it can be reformed. The Founders' Experiment has finally failed. LIB. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 12, 2012 04:29 PM (eHIJJ) 195
DHS: Department of Hussein Security.
Posted by: Brown Line at December 12, 2012 04:35 PM (VrNoa) 196
Any bets on what the next "until after the election" revelation is going to be?
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 12, 2012 04:37 PM (XvHmy) 197
the dirty Sanchez
Posted by: jb at December 12, 2012 04:38 PM (/Lgvy) 198
As usual, nothing is going to happen. None of the responsible people will pay a price; not the illegal, not the corruptocrat congressman that hired the illegal, and not the corruptocrat DHS official that issued the instruction to delay enforcement.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 12, 2012 04:38 PM (vd7A8) 199
C'mon guys. This "Sanchez" fellow is just an illegal alien sex offender working for a congressman. It's not like he's one of those awful parole violators.
Posted by: GalosGann at December 12, 2012 04:39 PM (T3KlW) 200
Damn, maybe he'll make a video - then we can deploy the full resources of the United States Government to ensure he's behind bars.
Posted by: Mr. Holder at December 12, 2012 04:41 PM (hNXHo) 201
Something just occurred to me - wasn't a new whistleblower law just put into effect? Seems to me now would be a good a time as any to put it to the test.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 12, 2012 05:06 PM (vd7A8) Posted by: Bob Costas Elevator Shoes at December 12, 2012 05:12 PM (KHo8t) 203
Can illegal alien's register other people to vote?
Posted by: Kelley at December 12, 2012 05:16 PM (Y3BRN) 204
another day, more corruption. nothing new here.
Posted by: Deathknyte at December 12, 2012 05:33 PM (BFv4t) 205
Next election he'll cold-cock a four-year old and win by 100%.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 12, 2012 03:25 PM (mukPq) In Philly, it would be 105%. Posted by: elliot at December 12, 2012 05:34 PM (blkVM) 206
There's so much weirdness in this case ... but here's something that's been troubling me: Why the fuck is the Department of Homeland Security involved in this case at all? How could the possible deporting a illegal immigrant who's a known sex offender possibly involve Homeland Security in any way, shape, or form? And, by the way, just who are they to be telling the ICE what and what not to do? Menendez is a corrupt SOB; but then, he's a Democrat, so we knew this already. But the DHS must be dismantled. Immediately. Posted by: Brown Line at December 12, 2012 08:08 PM (dTXIW) 207
Hey Ace - did you even bother to read the linked story? The sex offense conviction came from when the young guy was a JUVENILE, meaning the records would have been sealed and no way even a U.S. senator's office would know of it. Secondly, as to the young guy's immigrant status: he was a frickin' UNPAID intern, Ace, so immigrant status isn't actually something that's likely to come up unless it's obvious, which this one apparently was definitely not. And that thing about 'waiting til after the election'? Two things: that's standard DOJ instructions for ALL US attorneys, and only the Sonny Bush folks ever broke those, in 2004; and besides, they never asked Menendez what to do, rather without ever asking him they didn't tell him about their concerns with the dude until after the election ... whereupon Menendez let the guy go.
Man oh man, Ace: are you ever desperate to get you beak wet over an Obama administration scandal. Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at December 13, 2012 02:53 AM (21TJo) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.1869 seconds. |
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