Virginia Congressman's Son Wins Congressional Medal of Honor in the War on Women

Remember Patrick Moran, last seen conspiring with a plant to fake hundreds of votes?

Moran and his girlfriend were fighting outside 14th St. bar The Getaway around 1:23 a.m. on Dec. 1, according to a police report, over Moran talking to another woman at the bar. Suddenly, Moran allegedly slammed his girlfriends head into the bars metal trash can cage.

After the attack, police described Morans girlfriend as bleeding heavily from her nose and also observed that her nose and right eye were extremely swollen. One of the ambulance technicians who transported her to Howard University Hospital told police that Moran appeared to have broken her nose and given her a skull fracture under her right eye.

This is a serious attack -- broken nose, skull fracture. And yet he managed to plead down to a very minor assault, and received probation as a punishment.

Uh-huh.

I'd like some external investigation into how this plea deal came to be. Unfortunately this sweet deal was brokered in Washington, DC. Where politicians and their ilk are free to do all sorts of things.

Both the headline and article come from @iowahawkblog. It was such a fantastic headline I had to swipe it.

Posted by: Ace at 01:42 PM



Comments

1 1st

Posted by: georgepatton at December 12, 2012 01:44 PM (qBLA2)

2 There Will Be Blood

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 12, 2012 01:44 PM (71LDo)

3
Just a broken nose and skull fracture? Pfft, pussy.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 12, 2012 01:45 PM (sGU4F)

4 But, but, but....

Republicans hate women for realz!!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 12, 2012 01:45 PM (Opyrm)

5 something something famous quote

something something chickens roosting

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 12, 2012 01:45 PM (q177U)

6 I hope she sues him or sues his protectors into poverty

Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 01:46 PM (wwsoB)

7 If only we could get him to tweet... Chris Brown 2.0

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at December 12, 2012 01:46 PM (FsUAO)

8 So what's your point, Ace?

Posted by: OJ Simpson at December 12, 2012 01:47 PM (YfIgk)

9 Binderzzzz!!!11!!

Posted by: real joe at December 12, 2012 01:47 PM (PD2ad)

10 The new nobility.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at December 12, 2012 01:47 PM (QupBk)

11 Is there no compassion for the trash can cage? What kind of world are we living in? Let's take him to the Octogon! For all the trash can cages out there.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 12, 2012 01:47 PM (71LDo)

12
Does she need a shoulder to cry on? A backrub? Maybe I could dim the lights and put on some smooth jazz.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 12, 2012 01:48 PM (sGU4F)

13 Stories like this will kill me with a heart attack born of a paroxysm of fury before I hit forty.



By rights the man should be bloodied to a pulp and tossed into a prison general population for a decade or more. Can't stand it...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, carpenter jeans or bust at December 12, 2012 01:48 PM (O/vys)

14 If only he hadn't had access to a trash can cage, she wouldn't have gotten her face pounded in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 01:48 PM (da5Wo)

15 I'm sure the good ladies of The View will highlight this terrible and instructive story of domestic violence. As will the erudite authors of society's conscience on women's issues: Feministing.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2012 01:49 PM (jm/9g)

16
I heard internet stories about how much of a pussy-bully Jim Moran is. And I believed every word. Now I doubly believe it.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 01:49 PM (G/zuv)

17 If he were the second cousin of a Romney campaign volunteer this would be the lead story in every paper in the country.

Posted by: pat at December 12, 2012 01:49 PM (4uetg)

18 That's sloppy work, right there.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at December 12, 2012 01:49 PM (JPhll)

19 Sometimes a bitch don't hear the first time.

Posted by: Ike Turner at December 12, 2012 01:49 PM (QKKT0)

20

Maybe we could do this. Start listing which org's fly directly in the face of the liberal indoctrination leviathans.

And, beef them up:

There is a news correspondent up on Canada's conservative news site Sun News TV. Brian Lilley.

He seems to be friends with Glenn Beck and the folks at Breitbart.

Canada is facing the same problems that the US is, in terms of liberal indoctrination, etc.

Last night, he had Ben Shapiro on from Brietbart about how to fight back the culture war. The setup segment and Shapiro's segment were both worth watching. Also, Brian Lilley has a blog where he lists organizations (in Canada) to join to counter the heavily organized and funded organizations on the left. This is also what Bill Whittle suggested. A counter culture. Take back the institutions that made our country great.

Here are all the links -- both videos are worth watching:

Get Engaged
http://tinyurl.com/czs9j25

Shapiro Segment: United Right Must Be Happy Warriors
http://tinyurl.com/cq4bett

Brian Lilley's blog (which includes list of organizations to get engaged with)
http://blogs.canoe.ca/lilleyspad/author/brian-lilley/


The answer to fighting back.


**this is a repost from earlier today, to be sure everyone gets to take a look. Last time I cut/paste. We want solutions. This is one example.

Posted by: beach dozen at December 12, 2012 01:50 PM (LpQbZ)

21 A man in meggings wouldn't treat a woman like this.

Posted by: Justin Bieber at December 12, 2012 01:50 PM (QKKT0)

22 I really really hate to criticize your headline ace but....

Generally out of respect, we do not use the term "Win" to describe someone who gets a Medal of Honor. It isn't a contest. We use "is/was awarded"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 01:50 PM (0q2P7)

23 By Trayvon's Law this girl should go to jail immediately!

Posted by: Norcross at December 12, 2012 01:50 PM (MbUq6)

24 Big whup. I hit some brown woman in DC with my car and my dad the Vice President made it all go away!

Posted by: Finn Walden at December 12, 2012 01:50 PM (6T8Ay)

25 This is a serious attack -- broken nose, skull fracture. And yet he
managed to plead down to a very minor assault, and received probation as
a punishment.



That would be felony assault in SC and most other States I am aware of. He should do some hard time.

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2012 01:51 PM (YdQQY)

26 "That's sloppy work, right there."

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy

Tell me about it!

Posted by: The Meat in the Waitress Sandwich at December 12, 2012 01:51 PM (71LDo)

27 This is a systemic issue in our Patriarchy! This man must be held...

Oh. A (D) you say?

Well, sounds like the case of a lone bad apple.

And now for our other news... BAYONETS!!!!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at December 12, 2012 01:51 PM (FsUAO)

28 Lucky he didn't receive a Purple Heart, too.

Those cages are known to bounce back and can give some serious wrist injuries.

Posted by: Ike Turner at December 12, 2012 01:51 PM (2oHJ2)

29 If only he hadn't had access to a trash can cage, she wouldn't have gotten her face pounded in.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 01:48 PM (da5Wo)


-----------------------------------------------


We need to write congress for more trash-can cage control.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 01:52 PM (YfIgk)

30 She had it coming. She probably asked a question about right to work.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2012 01:52 PM (m/7QY)

31 Lowlife piece of shit. There is nothing funny or ironic about beating up a woman.

If that was my family he would need more than a judge to save him.

Maybe he can go drunk driving near the Potomac next.

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 01:52 PM (GGCsk)

32 In a statement toWashington City Paper, Rep. Moran described his son and his girlfriend as good kids.
I hope their privacy will be respected, the congressman said. They look forward to putting this embarrassing situation behind them.

___

So says Daddy Moran.

Now we all know that in the Moran household, a sociopath is considered a "good kid".

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2012 01:52 PM (jm/9g)

33 Generally out of respect, we do not use the term "Win" to describe someone who gets a Medal of Honor. It isn't a contest. We use "is/was awarded"
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 01:50 PM (0q2P7)

Didn't know you were so formal about the medals in the War on Women! I stand corrected!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at December 12, 2012 01:52 PM (FsUAO)

34 As I have complained all too often - the libs are able to simply laugh at the law. Thus, we on the Right are not under a moral obligation to obey it either. Only a legal one. And at present, the law is an ass.

Posted by: Reactionary at December 12, 2012 01:52 PM (DRKSe)

35 Sorry ace I'm an idiot. I didn't even bother to read the whole thing before I started mouthing off.

Stupid stupid stupid.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 01:53 PM (0q2P7)

36 I remember that video--the guy seemed pretty big.

And the scarf--I'm surprised to find out he had a girlfriend.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 01:53 PM (r2PLg)

37 Hey, she wasn't a woman woman. She was a Republican.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at December 12, 2012 01:53 PM (QKKT0)

38
You know what this means, don't you?

The Morans are now the Kennedys of Virginia. This doesn't hurt the family name, it adds to its prestige.




Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 01:53 PM (G/zuv)

39 He only injured her? Pfffffftt ... amateurs !!!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at December 12, 2012 01:53 PM (wwsoB)

40
I'm not sure if I'm enraged about the left's control of the media or if I'm just envious of it.

Seriously, just look at the shit you can get away with.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 12, 2012 01:53 PM (sGU4F)

41 21 A man in meggings wouldn't treat a woman like this.
Posted by: Justin Bieber at December 12, 2012 01:50 PM (QKKT0)

_____________

Well this guy wears his Meggings around his neck.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 01:54 PM (r2PLg)

42 Let me guess the fucking obvious...

...she's still with him.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 01:54 PM (GQ8sn)

43 And the scarf--I'm surprised to find out he had a girlfriend.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 01:53 PM (r2PLg)


Ha! That's the first thing I thought of when I read this. Scarf, no coat.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2012 01:54 PM (X6akg)

44 The sad thing is that any self respecting man who saw this and responded properly, by beating Junior Moran in a similar manner, would still be in police custody.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2012 01:54 PM (JPhll)

45
I'm a good kid.

Posted by: Patrick Moran, Beater of Women at December 12, 2012 01:55 PM (n/ubI)

46
Guys like Jim Moran should be so easy to pick off. They're filthy dirty. But Republicans don't play politics.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 01:55 PM (G/zuv)

47 Oh gross-- I knew I shouldn't have used the past tense when saying --

he had a girlfriend.


Moran was arrested for felony domestic violence assault, but pleaded the charge down to simple assault today. He was sentenced to probation.

In a statement to Washington City Paper, Rep. Moran described his son and his girlfriend as good kids.

I hope their privacy will be respected, the congressman said. They look forward to putting this embarrassing situation behind them.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 01:57 PM (r2PLg)

48 The fact that Mr. Moran fractured a woman's skull is does not alter the fact that he feels real compassion towards women everywhere.

Mitt Romney treats his wife and other women he knows personally well, but we all know that he has a deep and enduring hatred for women everywhere.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 12, 2012 01:57 PM (6zgse)

49 Was this the guy with the faggy tshirt, scarf and square framed glasses combo?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2012 01:57 PM (VYmKX)

50 Rule # 1. Never, ever talk about meggings fight club.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2012 01:57 PM (m/7QY)

51 We don't need another hero.

Posted by: Tina Turner at December 12, 2012 01:58 PM (Hx5uv)

52 Ha! That's the first thing I thought of when I read this. Scarf, no coat.
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2012 01:54 PM (X6akg)

________

It's the mark of the--

pop-in-jay.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 01:58 PM (r2PLg)

53 Question:

What is the status of the charges regarding his support of voter fraud??

What the fuck happened to that case?????

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 01:58 PM (tVTLU)

54 Does she need a shoulder to cry on? A backrub? Maybe I could dim the lights and put on some smooth jazz.

You forgot about telling her to put some ice on it, Billy Jeff.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 12, 2012 01:58 PM (j2l/a)

55 The sad thing is that any self respecting man who saw this and responded properly, by beating Junior Moran in a similar manner, would still be in police custody.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2012 01:54 PM (JPhll)


----------------------------------------------


Yup. Sad.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 01:59 PM (YfIgk)

56 >>>>What is the status of the charges regarding his support of voter fraud??

Ha ha! Silly Republican. Your petty laws have no effect on them.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 12, 2012 01:59 PM (sGU4F)

57 Who wants to bet this isn't the first time he's battered her?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 12, 2012 01:59 PM (6zgse)

58 Like father, like son.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 12, 2012 01:59 PM (l3vZN)

59 War on Women? We're in a quagmire! What's our exit strategy!?

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 12, 2012 01:59 PM (qiXMt)

60 You know what won't fracture a skull?
A Toaster.

Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at December 12, 2012 01:59 PM (JPhll)

61 So, what are the odds of a probation plea deal if this was the son of a Republican?

Not being snarky. I'm actually curious.

Is this normal or did this dude get off because he's from a prominent Democrat family?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2012 02:00 PM (ZPrif)

62 Hey Patrick, when did you stop beating your girlfriend?

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 02:00 PM (GQ8sn)

63 Was this the guy with the faggy tshirt, scarf and square framed glasses combo?

That was Junior.

Posted by: fluffy at December 12, 2012 02:00 PM (O6q63)

64 Remember, it doesn't matter what Democrats do to women, it matters what Democrats say about women. The fact that Democrats actually drown, rape and beat real live and formerly live women is irrelevant. In fact, it's horribly misogynistic to even mention this.


Why all the hate, haters?


Apropos of me not setting the building on fire, I brought a brownie back from lunch and put it in my desk drawer. So help me if the mouse gets it, I will go something something.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Tick tock tick tock. at December 12, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)

65


You know who's fault this is, don't you?

O'Keefe's.

Posted by: beach dozen at December 12, 2012 02:00 PM (LpQbZ)

66 I can't imagine that the girlfriend is still with him. Moran Sr. is just sending a public message to her not to make waves.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2012 02:00 PM (jm/9g)

67 How a real man responds to a POS that puts his hands on a woman.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTit869LfWA

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 02:00 PM (da5Wo)

68 >>>Who wants to bet this isn't the first time he's battered her?

I'll take poor word choice for 400, Alex.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2012 02:00 PM (JPhll)

69
You know what he should've done?

Used a sack of sweet Valencia oranges. All the pain, none of the bruises.

Posted by: Bing Crosby at December 12, 2012 02:01 PM (sGU4F)

70 In Kennedy language, this is called " a good start" isn't it?

Democrats have such a hands on approach to showing how much they love women...

Posted by: Jenny tries too hard at December 12, 2012 02:01 PM (b+8h9)

71 Good thing he didn't have a handgun, otherwise he would have pistol whipped her.

Or something.

Posted by: Bob Costas at December 12, 2012 02:01 PM (j2l/a)

72 I think stories like this is preparation for sharia law. Gird yer loins, ladies.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 02:01 PM (YfIgk)

73 Now if she'd been wearing AtC Approved Stompy Boots (tm) she could have crushed his nads. Unfortunately, on top of getting away with it, this little bastard will probably go off and breed with some gold digger and infect the world with more of his family's filthy progeny.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 12, 2012 02:02 PM (4df7R)

74 His girlfriend was nothing but a crypto fascist and had it coming.

Posted by: Palooka at December 12, 2012 02:02 PM (0DlnM)

75
49
Was this the guy with the faggy tshirt, scarf and square framed glasses combo?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2012 01:57 PM (VYmKX)



Oh. I didn't know he was a theater major.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 02:02 PM (da5Wo)

76 63
Was this the guy with the faggy tshirt, scarf and square framed glasses combo?


That was Junior.

Posted by: fluffy at December 12, 2012 02:00 PM (O6q63)


This is Junior.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2012 02:02 PM (X6akg)

77 Maybe he discovered his girlfriend was a Republican? If so, she "deserved it".

Posted by: Pyrocles at December 12, 2012 02:02 PM (cv5Iw)

78 >>>49 Was this the guy with the faggy tshirt, scarf and square framed glasses combo?

Did he do a stirring rendition of 'Benny and the Jets'?

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 12, 2012 02:02 PM (sGU4F)

79 Mr Moran (both of them) better be glad that this wasn' t one of my daughters. They might not be in jail right now, but my husband probably would be.

Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2012 02:02 PM (wsGWu)

80 In a statement to Washington City Paper, Rep. Moran described his son and his girlfriend as good kids.

I hope their privacy will be respected, the congressman said. They look forward to putting this embarrassing situation behind them.


Embarrassing? I guess I embarrassed Tina a few times

Posted by: Ike Turner at December 12, 2012 02:02 PM (wwsoB)

81 What is the status of the charges regarding his support of voter fraud??

There is no voter fraud.

Posted by: Eric Holder at December 12, 2012 02:03 PM (n/ubI)

82 The United States Attorney for Washington DC is RONALD C. MACHEN JR.

He's responsible. Of course he also is appointed by President Obama.

Give him a call at 202-252-7566.

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:03 PM (GGCsk)

83 In Kennedy language, this is called " a good start" isn't it?

Nope. First comes sexual assault. Then come the beatings and subsequent murder.

Posted by: Kennedy Style Guide at December 12, 2012 02:03 PM (JPhll)

84 As much as Patrick Moran may be a scumbag, I doubt that his girlfriend is a paragon of humanity either.

Posted by: Alex at December 12, 2012 02:03 PM (3x3F6)

85 Oh please, who among us hasn't fractured a woman's face at one time or another?

Posted by: patrick moran at December 12, 2012 02:03 PM (l3RZ9)

86 Patrick, what was it about Republicans that caused this tragedy?

Posted by: MSM at December 12, 2012 02:03 PM (uEm7J)

87 I already knew Daddy Moran was a third degree douchenozzle. Remember his but kidding your of Iraq with Saddam before OIF? Daddy's comments tell you all you need to know to cement it. If my kid had done that to any female the courts would be the least of his worries.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2012 02:04 PM (m/7QY)

88 In a statement to Washington City Paper, Rep. Moran described his son and his girlfriend as good kids.

I hope their privacy will be respected, the congressman said. They look forward to putting this embarrassing situation behind them.


Sure was embarrassing for Nicole when the maid had to mop up all that blood. My bad

Posted by: OJ Simpson at December 12, 2012 02:04 PM (wwsoB)

89 The donks and SCM aren't making a big deal about it because he didn't hit her in the ladyparts.

According to the Leftards, it's the only part of a woman's anatomy that matters. In their thought process, it is an excellent move fora manto brain damage any woman. Because an active and fully functioning brain might eventually lead a woman to vote against the donk patriarchy/abuse machine.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2012 02:04 PM (jm/9g)

90 OK, I fucked up. This WAS Junior. I just Moran from Virginia.

Keel haul bouth of them.

Posted by: fluffy at December 12, 2012 02:04 PM (O6q63)

91
84
As much as Patrick Moran may be a scumbag, I doubt that his girlfriend is a paragon of humanity either.

Posted by: Alex at December 12, 2012 02:03 PM (3x3F6)


I forgot that it was ok to beat up some girls.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 02:05 PM (da5Wo)

92 In other news, Bernanke is going to continue to print funny money to buy bonds from the same government that prints the funny money.

Posted by: ejo at December 12, 2012 02:05 PM (GXvSO)

93
Whaddaya tell my girlfriend wid two black eyes?????


Nuttin.... I told her twice already.

Posted by: Patrick Moran at December 12, 2012 02:05 PM (nELVU)

94 In 2004 in Chicago, a man named David Koschman went out with friends to celebrate his 21st birthday.

His path intersected with one Mr. Richard R.J. Vanecko, a nephew of then Chicago mayor Richard Daley.

That brief meeting led to the death of Mr. Koschman.
Here's a bit of recent news coverage:

"Early on the morning of April 25, 2004, the 21-year-old Koschman reportedly had a confrontation with Vanecko outside a bar in the Rush and Division Street nightclub district. The quarrel allegedly prompted Vanecko to punch or push Koschman, who hit his head on the ground and died 12 days later.
Investigators initially determined the 6f3, 230 pound Vanecko punched the 5f5, 140 pound Koschman in self-defense..........

....The Koschman family and other critics of the original investigation have said they believe police and prosecutors might have decided not to charge Vanecko because he is Daleyfs nephew.....
.....If convicted, Vanecko would face anywhere from probation to five years in prison."

That girlfriend of Moran's is lucky she's still alive.

Posted by: Boots at December 12, 2012 02:05 PM (neKzn)

95 The asswipe doesn't fall far from the tree. Or something.

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2012 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

96 Yes, Republicans are perpetrating a "war on women".

But the Democrat women are the only ones with battle scars and war dead.

Pieces of excrement.

Strange how this is not reported by any major publication- isn't it?

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:06 PM (GGCsk)

97 I can't imagine that the girlfriend is still with him. Moran Sr. is just sending a public message to her not to make waves.

---

Back when I was on the dark side, I had a client who had shot and paralyzed his girlfriend from the waist down and she wanted to just kiss and make up. (The cops had another theory and he was shot and killed by the cops when he pulled a gun on them as he was leaving a bowling alley and they were trying to arrest him.) (We need bowling control.)

Posted by: Tina Turner at December 12, 2012 02:06 PM (Hx5uv)

98 we do not use the term "Win" to describe someone who gets a Medal of Honor.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 01:50 PM (0q2P7)

I'll allow it for this post...

Posted by: cajun carrot, posing as Charlie Sheen who is winning at December 12, 2012 02:06 PM (UZQM8)

99 Is Wayne Brady Patrick Moran gonna have to choke a bitch slam a bitch's head of a bar's metal trash can cage?

Posted by: new memes at December 12, 2012 02:06 PM (2oHJ2)

100 :::84 As much as Patrick Moran may be a scumbag, I doubt that his girlfriend is a paragon of humanity either.:::

I know, right?!

Somebody should bounce that bitch's face off a dumpster!

The fuck is wrong with you?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2012 02:06 PM (VYmKX)

101 In a statement to Washington City Paper, Rep. Moran described his son and his girlfriend as good kids.

They're always "good kids," be they inner city gangbangers or uppercrust trust fund babies. They can do no wrong.

I've got to question the girlfriend's taste in men. But if she's a proggy little twit then I have my answer already.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 12, 2012 02:06 PM (4df7R)

102 In a statement to Washington City Paper, Rep. Moran described his son and his girlfriend as good kids.

I hope their privacy will be respected, the congressman said. They look forward to putting this embarrassing situation behind them.


It was so embarrassing bustin' a cap on my baby mama that I thought I would die from the shame!

Posted by: Jovan Belcher at December 12, 2012 02:07 PM (wwsoB)

103 I heard internet stories about how much of a pussy-bully Jim Moran is. And I believed every word. Now I doubly believe it.
Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 01:49 PM (G/zuv)

I saw the scarf he wore in the video. No other story needed to know he was a pussy-bully.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 02:07 PM (t06LC)

104 Just like his Dad.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1558583/posts

Posted by: Mainah at December 12, 2012 02:07 PM (659DL)

105
Was the white mask worn by the Clackamas shooter actually an occupy-style Guy Fawkes mask?

Posted by: RokShox at December 12, 2012 02:07 PM (8MMMw)

106 Sorry about the bizarre formatting in 95, it looked okay leaving here.....

It should read that the victim was 5foot 5 inches, 140 pounds, and that the aggressor was 6foot 3 inches, 230 pounds.

Posted by: Boots at December 12, 2012 02:07 PM (neKzn)

107 Posting from my iPhone. Damn auto correct! As I said. Rule#1. Never, Ever talk about the Meggings fight club!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2012 02:07 PM (m/7QY)

108 Alexandria, VA Morons will remember that Patrick's daddy was also a rage-a-holic when he was the Mayor.

I blame Bush.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 12, 2012 02:08 PM (AuZUv)

109 bo>I hope their privacy will be respected, the congressman said. They
look forward to putting this embarrassing situation behind them. <

Embarrassing? Good Kids?

Is that what it's called when you beat a woman?

How about despicable, deplorable and criminal?

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:08 PM (GGCsk)

110
If I had the time and money, I'd buy a good vid camera and recruit a couple of you morons. We'd spend a few months in DC following around the Jim Morans and harass them.

If we're lucky we'll get a lot of responses like Bob Etheridge. But then we'll turn off the camera and smash their faces.

Incidentally, one of the rumors I heard was that Jim Moran likes to go to bars and hit on women, but he only travels with his bodyguard or two, that way no one gives him any lip.

We can still taunt him, though.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 02:08 PM (G/zuv)

111

He pulled a Nicolas Cage from Face Off.

Clinton one minute.

Charlie Wilson (D-OH) the next.

Posted by: beach dozen at December 12, 2012 02:08 PM (LpQbZ)

112 Alex, I'm sure she isn't perfect. For example I bet she totally ruined her bf's shoes with all her bleeding drama and didn't even offer to clean it up with club soda. But now is not the time to pick on her.

Posted by: Jenny tries too hard at December 12, 2012 02:09 PM (b+8h9)

113 I think that it's safe to say that Jim Moran is probably not a very good father.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at December 12, 2012 02:09 PM (QupBk)

114 So violent sociopath = good kid, if you're a Democrat or son of a Democrat. Got it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2012 02:09 PM (v+QvA)

115
Boy, that turd sure didn't fall far from the asshole.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 12, 2012 02:09 PM (V3kRK)

116 I can't imagine that the girlfriend is still with him. Moran Sr. is just sending a public message to her not to make waves.

She won't be the first or last woman to killed by a man she tries to leave.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 12, 2012 02:09 PM (/kI1Q)

117 The turd doesn't fall far from the horse's ass.

Posted by: huerfano at December 12, 2012 02:09 PM (bAGA/)

118 I think the odds are better than even that she stays with him.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2012 02:10 PM (xSegX)

119 Turns out though, its all okay. After the "incident" Moron, excuse me Moran paid the medical bills for her abortion and threw in 3 months of birth control.
She did have to pay to have her face fixed.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 02:10 PM (t06LC)

120 Leftists are always the hardest guys in the room when they're surrounded by a mob of union goons or going a couple of rounds with their 140 pound girlfriends.

Posted by: Warden at December 12, 2012 02:10 PM (0DlnM)

121 Posted by: Lauren at December 12, 2012 02:02 PM (wsGWu)

I am not sure how I would react if this were my daughter.

The intellectual part of me would find a cut-throat attorney and try to drive Moran into the poorhouse, while simultaneously tarring his father with the sins of the son.

There is another part of me that would spent some quality time with Moran, a power drill and a baseball bat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2012 02:10 PM (GsoHv)

122
Lots of liberal men that are awfully free with thier hands these days.
Not facing any meaningfulconsequences.
I'm asking for bear spray as a stocking stuffer this year.

Posted by: Who Knows at December 12, 2012 02:10 PM (W+Itt)

123 Turns out though, its all okay. After the "incident" Moron, excuse me Moran paid the medical bills for her abortion and threw in 3 months of birth control.

Sounds fair.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2012 02:10 PM (v+QvA)

124
If I had a son, he'd beat women just like Patrick Moran did.

Posted by: Barry Oflustercluck at December 12, 2012 02:11 PM (n/ubI)

125 You wouldn't catch me doing that to my grandaughter, that's for damn sure.

I respect women.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at December 12, 2012 02:11 PM (gCa4h)

126 I didn't catch the name of the news blog that Rush just quoted, but the meme that the majority of people think that the rich should pay more is a myth. I'm sure he'll post it to his website soon.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 02:11 PM (YfIgk)

127 She won't be the first or last woman to killed by a man she tries to leave.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 12, 2012 02:09 PM (/kI1Q)


Or a man she foolishly stays with.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 12, 2012 02:11 PM (4df7R)

128 "140 pound girlfriends."

Posted by: Warden at December 12, 2012 02:10 PM (0DlnM)

She let herself get fat.

The bitch deserved the beating.

Posted by: Moran & Co. at December 12, 2012 02:11 PM (GsoHv)

129 Virginia.....the new California of the South

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 12, 2012 02:11 PM (l3vZN)

130 There is another part of me that would spent some quality time with Moran, a power drill and a baseball bat.

There's a part of me that would use a scalpel, some brown sugar, surgical thread and needle, and some fire ants.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)

131 109 bo>I hope their privacy will be respected, the congressman said. They
look forward to putting this embarrassing situation behind them.

Embarrassing? Good Kids?

Is that what it's called when you beat a woman?

How about despicable, deplorable and criminal?
Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:08 PM (GGCsk)

_

_________________


You can almost hear Old Moran's wistfulness--

"Ah! Young love!"

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 02:12 PM (r2PLg)

132 Or a man she foolishly stays with.

Yup. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 12, 2012 02:12 PM (/kI1Q)

133 There's a part of me that would use a scalpel, some brown sugar, surgical thread and needle, and some fire ants.
Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 02:11 PM (GQ8sn)

A propane torch, that's all I need.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 12, 2012 02:12 PM (3Y7RV)

134 Dude is like me - a member of the Slapaho tribe. Keep yo pimp hand strong, Honkey!!!

Posted by: Lenny da pimp at December 12, 2012 02:12 PM (Jls4P)

135 True story: In college, a couple of my buddies where at a bar when some guy punched his own girlfriend right in the face as she came out of the restroom.

My friends jumped the guy. His buddies came to his defense and an all out brawl ensued, eventually spilling out into the street. They heard sirens and pulled off. The last thing they saw was the woman who was assaulted leave with the guy who hit her.

Posted by: Warden at December 12, 2012 02:12 PM (0DlnM)

136 There is a special little corner of hell for people who beat women.

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:12 PM (GGCsk)

137 There's a part of me that would use a scalpel, some brown sugar, surgical thread and needle, and some fire ants.


Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 02:11 PM



Too complicated. Sandpaper and rubbing alcohol.

Posted by: huerfano at December 12, 2012 02:12 PM (bAGA/)

138 You can almost hear Old Moran's wistfulness-- "Ah! Young love!"
Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 02:12 PM (r2PLg)


"Why, when I was a young man, I could break my girlfriend's orbital bone without breaking a sweat. Now that I'm older, I look back on such youthful hijinks with nostalgic fondness."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 12, 2012 02:13 PM (4df7R)

139 Too complicated. Sandpaper and rubbing alcohol.

Good payback takes patience and planning.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 02:13 PM (GQ8sn)

140 @131

I like Taken.
Of course it seems like it would be harder to prove electrical shock done properly.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 02:13 PM (t06LC)

141 @84. Really? WTF. Epic fail.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2012 02:13 PM (m/7QY)

142 Yes, Virginia, there is a war on women.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 12, 2012 02:13 PM (Hx5uv)

143
setting up our own "sting" crews is a good idea, if I do say so myself

kinda like Ace's "vetting the vetters" but instead we go around in small groups and ask Congressturds tough questions and put their responses on yootoob

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 02:14 PM (G/zuv)

144 Patrick Moran approval rating keeps going up.

Posted by: occam's rectum at December 12, 2012 02:14 PM (QupBk)

145 Let's give him some credit. At least he didn't impersonate one of the Williams sisters.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2012 02:14 PM (JPhll)

146 What happened to the Oregon mall shooter?
I'm assuming he was a lefty or something otherwise the news would be screaming about crazy right-wingers.

Story seems to have disappeared quickly.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2012 02:14 PM (ZPrif)

147 I'm really not seeing the problem here.

Be sure to pick up my girl Rhianna's new CD, ya'll. She and I, we got a duet on that shit.

S'all good, yannow?

Posted by: Chris Brown at December 12, 2012 02:14 PM (gCa4h)

148 kinda like Ace's "vetting the vetters" but instead we go around in small groups and ask Congressturds tough questions and put their responses on yootoob
Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 02:14 PM (G/zuv)

You need good conservatives with time and money, most have one or the other, but rarely both.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 12, 2012 02:15 PM (3Y7RV)

149
and we'll follow Larry ODonnell around and ask him if he's ever buried any of his young sex victims in his basement

hey, if we're gonna say fuckitall, why not have a little fun by fucking with these people's lives?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 02:15 PM (G/zuv)

150
MoranSr. wants their privacy respected.

Posted by: Who Knows at December 12, 2012 02:15 PM (W+Itt)

151 "I forgot that it was ok to beat up some girls."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 02:05 PM (da5Wo)

More politely done than was required, but......

Men don't hit women.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2012 02:15 PM (GsoHv)

152 That should be, at bare minimum, aggravated assault and battery. My story is strange (I did two months in a maximum security, privately run jail for attempted murder before the police and prosecutors were notified by my ex-wife that she perjured herself during a hearing, and lied to the police - and she wasn't even the alleged attempted murder 'victim', and then the charges were dropped) but I know enough to say this; we have a truly terrible criminal justice system. When 90% or more of the accused are taking plea deals instead of facing a jury of their peers, something is wrong. Don't misconstrue me, this guy sounds like an @$$hole who deserves far more than probation.

As for some specific localities, the county that I'm from is basically controlled by four very large families. The office of the Sheriff is essentially hereditary, and members of the other prominent families tend to get wrist-slaps for crimes that would result in 1-12 month jail sentences for the non-connected.

We can't keep doing this - as a Western nation, we have more people incarcerated per capita than anyone else. This is a major socio-economic problem.

Again, not defending the woman-beating d-bag. He should have spend some time deprived of his right to freedom. But we also need to think about the people who are convicted because of law enforcement pressure; the most frequent tactic I've seen used is over-charging; essentially, using whatever crime that may have been committed to justify a slew of other charges. Frequently, people plea to one or two of the major charges rather than risking a much longer sentence due to the related misdemeanors.

Posted by: Sterlingthebandit at December 12, 2012 02:15 PM (cih6B)

153 There is a special little corner of hell for people who beat women.

--

It's called the Middle East.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 12, 2012 02:15 PM (ZPrif)

154
There are rules for them and a different set of rules for the rest of us.

It has always been thus.

That said, this kind of shit is really good to discuss because it is more evidence that the government is not legitimate.

Keep up the fiction so long as your daily cost/benefit analysis breaks in that direction, but should the day come when it breaks the other way, drop pretense with a clear heart.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 12, 2012 02:16 PM (V3kRK)

155 Men don't hit women.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2012 02:15 PM (GsoHv)

That covers it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 12, 2012 02:16 PM (3Y7RV)

156 Anyone man that beats a woman should lose their dick card.

Slam it in a car door and burn it off with a blowtorch.

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:16 PM (GGCsk)

157 Dammit, son, I told you never to beat women in public!

Posted by: Moran Sr. at December 12, 2012 02:16 PM (v+QvA)

158
Honey, call me for information on how to fix Moran's winkie.

Posted by: Lorean Bobbitt at December 12, 2012 02:16 PM (ndqJC)

159 "Why, when I was a young man, I could break my girlfriend's orbital bone without breaking a sweat. Now that I'm older, I look back on such youthful hijinks with nostalgic fondness."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 12, 2012 02:13 PM (4df7R)

________

Old Moran probably feels he was generous to include her in his defense--

They are both--Good Kids!

It's big of Old Moran to placate the--

Bitch had it coming! crowd.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 02:17 PM (r2PLg)

160 I'm really not seeing the problem here.

Be sure to pick up my girl Rhianna's new CD, ya'll. She and I, we got a duet on that shit.

S'all good, yannow?


Posted by: Chris Brown at December 12, 2012 02:14 PM (gCa4h)

Back when Chris was getting his manster thing on, my then about fifteen year old daughter told me that Rhianna was a bitch and deserved it. I just about put my head through the kitchen cabinet.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 12, 2012 02:17 PM (Hx5uv)

161 Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 12, 2012 02:16 PM (V3kRK)

TL;DR


Let it Burn

Posted by: cajun carrot, posing as Charlie Sheen who is winning at December 12, 2012 02:17 PM (UZQM8)

162 I know Jim Moran's grand son (this guy's nephew) and he is a nice and classy guy.

This guy here seems more like his old man.


Posted by: Kasper Hauser at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (HqpV0)

163 Thank goodness he didn't do something really REALLY offensive, like say "binders full of women."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (iAUf+)

164 What happened to the Oregon mall shooter?

I'm assuming he was a lefty or something otherwise the news would be screaming about crazy right-wingers.



Story seems to have disappeared quickly.


-----

I noticed that too. Mrs Fixer and I were discussing that this morning.



Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (nELVU)

165 Not to defend the guy, but it's entirely possible this is the best deal the prosecutors could get. DV situation, the girlfriend may have been unwilling to testify. Also, it sounds like they're describing an orbital fracture, not a skull fractures, which, sadly, does not necessarily rise to the level of felony assault (at least in NY).

Posted by: Il Padrino at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (kveyS)

166 fuckin sock

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (nELVU)

167 What happened to the Oregon mall shooter?

I'm assuming he was a lefty or something otherwise the news would be screaming about crazy right-wingers.


Saw on Twitter that he's been tentatively identified. From what is supposedly his Facebook page, looks like he was a young lefty using a stolen weapon.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (SY2Kh)

168
pixy... you bitch....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (nELVU)

169 Women? What sort of bewitching creatures are these?

Posted by: Darles Ribson at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (86/8G)

170 >156<

Dude. Don't alter my comments and sock me.

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:19 PM (GGCsk)

171 I saw somewhere where Planned Parenthood had a special pamphlet giving instructions on how to hide bruises. Coincidence?

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 02:19 PM (t06LC)

172 Saw on Twitter that he's been tentatively
identified. From what is supposedly his Facebook page, looks like he was
a young lefty using a stolen weapon.



Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (SY2Kh)


Damn gun culture. If that person hadn't owned a gun for him to steal, those people would still be alive.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 02:19 PM (da5Wo)

173 Who's the DA who authorized this deal? You know it came from the top. When's he up for reelection?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 02:19 PM (0Ufr+)

174 161 I'm really not seeing the problem here.

Be sure to pick up my girl Rhianna's new CD, ya'll. She and I, we got a duet on that shit.

S'all good, yannow?


Posted by: Chris Brown at December 12, 2012 02:14 PM (gCa4h)

Back when Chris was getting his manster thing on, my then about fifteen year old daughter told me that Rhianna was a bitch and deserved it. I just about put my head through the kitchen cabinet.
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 12, 2012 02:17 PM (Hx5uv)

__________________________

I'm loathe to bring this up but--

no way Hillary gets through the Dem primaries.

Deep ,dark, dirty Dem Secret--

Dems have a female candidate problem.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 02:20 PM (r2PLg)

175 Moran was mayor of Alexandria before he ran for congress. Grew up there. I did, he didn't. Same cohort as this DB. The Moran kids were basically known as the biggest brats in that city.

Posted by: Chants at December 12, 2012 02:20 PM (qe27s)

176 I hope their privacy will be respected, the congressman said. They look forward to putting this embarrassing situation behind them.

Yeah, just like when a Republican is accused. Privacy is always respected.

Posted by: Gen. Petraus at December 12, 2012 02:20 PM (iAUf+)

177 Rep. Moran described his son and his girlfriend as good kids.
Really? If it were my son he would have to run to the police for protection from me. But, this is a democrat after all.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2012 02:20 PM (G+Wff)

178 Saw on Twitter that he's been tentatively identified. From what is supposedly his Facebook page, looks like he was a young lefty using a stolen weapon.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (SY2Kh)

Another suburban yute with a drawer full of meth and a room full of participation trophies?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 12, 2012 02:20 PM (3Y7RV)

179 The Oregon shooter looks like a shooter of medium color (of some sort), not white.

Posted by: Who Knows at December 12, 2012 02:20 PM (W+Itt)

180 Remember when Andrew Levy from Red Eye fucked with Chris Brown's twitter feed? Brown had posted a pic of some girl "planking", with the words "haha, I'd like plank her!"

Levy writes back: "Hey Chris, you spelled punching wrong."

And then all hell breaks loose in the twitter-verse.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 02:20 PM (GQ8sn)

181 Damn gun culture. If that person hadn't owned a gun for him to steal, those people would still be alive.

---

You mean a "gun for him to liberate."

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 12, 2012 02:21 PM (Hx5uv)

182 Posted by: Alex at December 12, 2012 02:03 PM (3x3F6)

Alex, you have been around here for a few months, and should know by now that there are a few things that are not acceptable to the Moron horde.

The general rule is: Bullies suck.

The specific rule that applies here is: Men don't hit women.

Think through your comment and apply it to your own experience, and you will probably find circumstances that make your statement less than impressive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2012 02:21 PM (GsoHv)

183 Will no one rid me of these tiresome trolls?

Posted by: King Henry II of Ribson at December 12, 2012 02:21 PM (86/8G)

184 Looks like that idiot troll got banhammered. Thank goodness.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2012 02:21 PM (v+QvA)

185 Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:19 PM (a6/EB)



Socking a commenter without making it obvious that you're socking is a good way to get banned real quick.


Knock it off.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 02:21 PM (da5Wo)

186

I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman...

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 12, 2012 02:21 PM (LpQbZ)

187 Women. Just another reason not to marry a Democrat.

Please don't provide a place for these creatures to procreate.

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:21 PM (GGCsk)

188 I was stuck on a plane once next to a young union guy during the Dem primaries--once he made sure I was not a Hillary! fan--he pulled out the "work" his shop had done on Hillary.

Not pretty.

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 02:21 PM (r2PLg)

189 173 Who's the DA who authorized this deal? You know it came from the top. When's he up for reelection?
Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 02:19 PM (0Ufr+)


With this electorate? You dream general...

Posted by: cajun carrot at December 12, 2012 02:22 PM (UZQM8)

190 >>>Levy writes back: "Hey Chris, you spelled punching wrong."
And then all hell breaks loose in the twitter-verse.

That was awesome.

What was not awesome was his retarded female tweener fanbase rationalizing that it was okay for Chris Brown to beat Rihanna because he's 'so dreamy.'

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 12, 2012 02:22 PM (sGU4F)

191 Citizens of The Capital don't go to jail. That's only for the Districts.

Posted by: BlueStateRepub at December 12, 2012 02:22 PM (7ObY1)

192
quick, someone set up a twitter account @patrickmoran and destroy this punk!

tweet about how great it is to hit chicks and get away with it

This is the stuff we should be doing.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 02:23 PM (G/zuv)

193 Saw on Twitter that he's been tentatively identified. From what is supposedly his Facebook page, looks like he was a young lefty using a stolen weapon.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (SY2Kh)


See this?

-____-

That's my shocked face. See how shocked I am?

-____-

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 12, 2012 02:23 PM (4df7R)

194 Sooo.... uh... just how OLD are these 'Kids'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 12, 2012 02:23 PM (lZBBB)

195 What happened to the Oregon mall shooter? I'm assuming he was a lefty or something otherwise the news would be screaming about crazy right-wingers. Story seems to have disappeared quickly.


-------------------------------------------------


Breitbart is still trying to follow it, but obviously information on this POS is not being given out. I don't like to but I can't help but feel this person is an embarrassment to dems.

Plus, sadly, if there aren't ten or more people killed nowdays, the news cycle seems to be short.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 02:23 PM (YfIgk)

196

\O/

Posted by: toby928 for TB at December 12, 2012 02:23 PM (QupBk)

197
#189 Tasker
Can you say more about the union guy and his "work"?

Posted by: Who Knows at December 12, 2012 02:24 PM (W+Itt)

198 I'm snickering at the tiny fists of fury. I can see the tears squeezing out.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at December 12, 2012 02:25 PM (QupBk)

199
What happened to the Oregon mall shooter?

I'm assuming he was a lefty or something otherwise the news would be screaming about crazy right-wingers.

Ifthepost to 4chan the day before is legit, where someone posted "Tomorrow. Watch the News, Clackamas Town Center Mall." Then he's worst than a lefty, but an Anonymous/Occupy type.
Also, I suspect that the "white hockey mask" he was wearing was actually a Guy Fawkes ("V for Vendetta") mask.

Posted by: RokShox at December 12, 2012 02:25 PM (8MMMw)

200 @189

Yes, do tell. Right now I get the feeling that its hers.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 12, 2012 02:25 PM (t06LC)

201 Well, I warned him about the BanHammer

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 12, 2012 02:25 PM (da5Wo)

202 >197<

Enough of this douche socking me.

Where is the banhammer?

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:25 PM (GGCsk)

203 Imma go out on a limb here and say the Oregon shooter was on SSRIs

yes I know I'm like effing Mr Hand with this crap.

can. remove. inhibitions.

I wonder if a certain football player who just started therapy had started taking them? they go super-well with alcohol and other drugs!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 12, 2012 02:25 PM (J6kXj)

204 Ooops gone for now.

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:26 PM (GGCsk)

205
Not to defend the guy, but it's entirely possible this is the best deal
the prosecutors could get. DV situation, the girlfriend may have been
unwilling to testify. Also, it sounds like they're describing an orbital
fracture, not a skull fractures, which, sadly, does not necessarily
rise to the level of felony assault (at least in NY).


Posted by: Il Padrino at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM



Bones of the skull include the maxilla, nasal and zygomatic bones.

Posted by: huerfano at December 12, 2012 02:26 PM (bAGA/)

206 I'm well into my sixth decade, known dozens of women (some, completely fucking nuts) on 2 continents, and never had occasion to smash one's face (or raise a hand in anger, for that matter) into a trash can cage.

I guess in Lefty terms he's the Renaissance Man and I'm a slacker.




Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2012 02:26 PM (aZ6ew)

207 The specific rule that applies here is: Men don't hit women.

We'll come by your house later on to test that.

Posted by: The cast of The View at December 12, 2012 02:26 PM (B/VB5)

208 The Oregon shooter is either a mooselimb or another offspring of Moran.

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:27 PM (GGCsk)

209 aw on Twitter that he's been tentatively identified. From what is
supposedly his Facebook page, looks like he was a young lefty using a
stolen weapon.



Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 12, 2012 02:18 PM (SY2Kh)

----

So.... the white mask was a Guy Fawkes ????

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2012 02:27 PM (nELVU)

210 51
We don't need another hero.


Posted by: Tina Turner at December 12, 2012 01:58 PM (Hx5uv)

I just updinged you. No homo.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 02:27 PM (KXm42)

211 She was damn lucky Moran was only a wannbe Kennedy, otherwise, she would be dead.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 02:27 PM (kXoT0)

212 This poor kid. He loves women soooo much.

See that's why he was taking to that other woman. He was trying to spread his love to her, too, but his girlfriend's face got in the way.

Posted by: MFM at December 12, 2012 02:27 PM (2oHJ2)

213 someone set up a twitter account @patrickmoran and destroy this punk!

She changed the setting on my toaster from 3.5 to 2.#Justified2BitchSlap

Posted by: @patrickmoran at December 12, 2012 02:28 PM (JPhll)

214
Sooo.... uh... just how OLD are these 'Kids'?

Old enough to have been taught better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 12, 2012 02:28 PM (yiIja)

215 I know how to fix that guy better then you guys.

Posted by: Lorenna Babbit at December 12, 2012 02:28 PM (feFL6)

216 I want to know if it was a damn Guy Fawkes mask

they KNOW this! release the info!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 12, 2012 02:28 PM (J6kXj)

217
If "details" about a shooter are not immediately and furiously reported for ten straight news cycles, You Know it is a lefty or a muslim or a black.


Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 02:29 PM (G/zuv)

218 >Not to defend the guy, but it's entirely possible this is the best deal

the prosecutors could get.<

If you can't prosecute felony charges that have material evidence you don't belong practicing law.

There were many ways to play hardball on this given the notoriety.

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:29 PM (GGCsk)

219 I'm choking to death here stifling laughter. People passing by looking concerned.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at December 12, 2012 02:29 PM (QupBk)

220 \O/


That's either someone cheering or a perfect rendition of what I thought a hoohah looked like when I was 8.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 02:29 PM (KXm42)

221 Shooter identified.

http://tinyurl.com/bgka3fz

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2012 02:29 PM (81UWZ)

222 trying to get more info on the Oregon shooter has forced me to read Oregon papers.

OMG

I didn't think anything could make the Inky look decent!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 12, 2012 02:30 PM (J6kXj)

223 197
#189 Tasker
Can you say more about the union guy and his "work"?
Posted by: Who Knows at December 12, 2012 02:24 PM (W+Itt)


____________________
Anyways--old union guys aren't exactly--all Pro Womynz. According to some labor law lawyers I know that use to work in San Fran--shocker I know.

Neither is the black vote--but that's another story.

They had printed up a bunch of posters of her--one I remember had fangs and horns drawn on Hillary. Others were cartoons but I can't remember the specifics of them.

--btw it never dawned on the guy I might be Republican....

Posted by: tasker at December 12, 2012 02:30 PM (r2PLg)

224 Seriously, how is this fuck not prosecuted or at least turned upside down.

Where is the fucking US attorney on this one? Is Virginia run by repubs or not. At least a state prosecutor could go after this.

WTF???????????

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 02:30 PM (tVTLU)

225 Bernanke is babbling incoherently about the recovery that is "3.5 years old now". What an effin' tool, his is a face desperately in need of a fist.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 02:30 PM (kXoT0)

226 225
Bernanke is babbling incoherently about the recovery that is "3.5 years
old now". What an effin' tool, his is a face desperately in need of a
fist.


Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 02:30 PM (kXoT0)

QE4: Because QEs 1 through 3 worked so well!

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2012 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

227 This happened on 12/1. Was the Washington Post all over this?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 12, 2012 02:31 PM (l3vZN)

228
Someone could call the Clackamas Sheriff's office Public Information Officer at (503) 785-5071 and ask about the mask. I'm not a "media", but an AoS cob should qualify.

Posted by: RokShox at December 12, 2012 02:31 PM (8MMMw)

229 I guess eggmcmuffin gave up.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at December 12, 2012 02:32 PM (QupBk)

230 >>The specific rule that applies here is: Men don't hit women.

**ahem**

Posted by: ME. Surprise at December 12, 2012 02:32 PM (JPhll)

231 I'll say it again for those not paying attention;

>82
The United States Attorney for Washington DC is RONALD C. MACHEN JR.

He's responsible. Of course he also is appointed by President Obama.

Give him a call at 202-252-7566. <

Posted by: marcus at December 12, 2012 02:32 PM (GGCsk)

232 Yeah, and the "lock them up and throw away the key crowd" really needs to chill. that is appropriate in certain circumstances.

But the jails/prisons of this country are teeming with people that really didn't commit horrendous crimes.

As Lord Blackstone said, "It is better that ten guilty men go free, than have one innocent man punished."

Seems like lately we're taking the opposite approach.

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 02:32 PM (tVTLU)

233 police described Morans girlfriend as bleeding heavily from her nose
and also observed that her nose and right eye were extremely swollen.

***

Pfft...A scrape and a bump resulting from a innocent lovers quarrel. Moran's girlfriend is obviously a vigilante.


Posted by: Angela Corey at December 12, 2012 02:32 PM (jvd3N)

234 Soothsayer,

Making a fake facebook/twitter/tumblr/whatever account is definitely not what we should be doing. Mocking the man incessantly for being...hmm...what's the word?...I guess "absolute opposite of a gentleman and one of the lower classes of criminal" should do nicely.

If you want to do your best to make him the face of the Democrat party, fine, have at. But I can guarantee you won't succeed outside of the choir. The guy is a creep and a loser, but his behavior can't really be tied to the D party at large. They're engaged in much larger scale crime, like bankrupting our country and undermining our allies. Different stuff, really.

Posted by: Sterlingthebandit at December 12, 2012 02:32 PM (cih6B)

235 There was a case in California where this guy who was head of some environmental land commission shot his gf several times. Instead of calling an ambulance, he called his parents who kept her in the garage and attempted to patch her up. After 2 weeks with the poor girl not getting better and the mother afraid she was going to die, the mother called the police. During this time the girl was begging to be taken to a hospital.

Anyway, the guy was sent to prison and the parents received lessor but also jail sentences.

The guy refused to give up his position on this stupid board who then couldn't do anything. They either had no mechanism to boot his sorry ass off or refused to do so. It probaly was for the best in that these phony environmental people could do less damage.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 02:33 PM (0Ufr+)

236 This was the guy with the scarf, right?

Posted by: runninrebel at December 12, 2012 02:33 PM (vWh8x)

237 She should really put some ice on that.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 12, 2012 02:33 PM (dVJLS)

238 The faux red poseur just lacks stamina.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at December 12, 2012 02:33 PM (QupBk)

239 221
Shooter identified.

http://tinyurl.com/bgka3fz


Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2012 02:29 PM (81UWZ)

Jacob Tyler Roberts.
Before anyone starts with the "OMG, that's such as WASPish name!", go click on the link and look for yourself. To me, this guy is suffering from the same condition as George Zimmerman: white hispanic disease.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 02:33 PM (GQ8sn)

240
You have to start somewhere, son.


Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 02:33 PM (G/zuv)

241 You know, because it's "humor" I guess. Hitler was a laff riot with his "kill the Jews" jokes too I suppose;

Jamie Foxx Defends SNL 'Kill All the White People' Joke on NBC's 'Today': 'I'm a Comedian'


http://tinyurl.com/be2pq69



Posted by: Jovan Belcher at December 12, 2012 02:34 PM (wwsoB)

242 Marcus:

I'm sure there were statewide races implicated as well, so even though the zero appointee likely won't be any help, we could seek help from what I would hope is a Repub controlled state prosecution, since dems obviously won't do anything.

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 12, 2012 02:34 PM (tVTLU)

243
>Bones of the skull include the maxilla, nasal and zygomatic bones.

No, I get that, but there's generally a legal distinction between fractures to the orbits and fractures to the sides or back of the skull, as the latter tend to be more lethal.

Posted by: Il Padrino at December 12, 2012 02:34 PM (kveyS)

244 Shooter identified.

http://tinyurl.com/bgka3fz
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2012 02:29 PM (81UWZ)



He drove a Jetta. That explains everything.

Posted by: beachie at December 12, 2012 02:35 PM (LpQbZ)

245 This unfortunate act was a spontaneous incident caused by a youtube video.

Posted by: Patrick Moran's other girlfriend at December 12, 2012 02:35 PM (ZA675)

246 It warms the cockles of my black heart to see the banhammer at work.

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2012 02:36 PM (RD7QR)

247 To me, this guy is suffering from the same condition as George Zimmerman: white hispanic disease.

really impossible to tell that.

he does look hipsterish however

young hipster in Oregon? drugs plus ritalin/SSRI, probably even more than that

I'm guessing bad psych med situation - either not taking or stopping and starting - parents can't control as his schizophrenia gets worse? something like that

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 12, 2012 02:36 PM (J6kXj)

248 I've had my orbital fractured and it's no minor inconvenience. My sinus on that side doen't drained quite as well since.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at December 12, 2012 02:36 PM (QupBk)

249 I really want Jamie Foxx to die in a fire.

I'll be here all week.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 02:36 PM (KXm42)

250 If "details" about a shooter are not immediately and furiously reported
for ten straight news cycles, You Know it is a lefty or a muslim or a
black.


And/or an illegal alien.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 12, 2012 02:36 PM (/kI1Q)

251 Picture of shooter.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/a5nveaw

He's got those, I don't even know what to call them, things that stretch your earholes out and, I think, some sort of stud through his lower lip. A definite teabagger type.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 12, 2012 02:37 PM (Hx5uv)

252 251 If "details" about a shooter are not immediately and furiously reported
for ten straight news cycles, You Know it is a lefty or a muslim or a
black.

And/or an illegal alien.

---

What about an illegal alien Muslim from Somalia?

Posted by: Jean Claude Van Damme at December 12, 2012 02:37 PM (e0xKF)

253 Shooter identified.

http://tinyurl.com/bgka3fz




Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2012 02:29 PM (81UWZ)
Jacob Tyler Roberts.
Before
anyone starts with the "OMG, that's such as WASPish name!", go click on
the link and look for yourself. To me, this guy is suffering from the
same condition as George Zimmerman: white hispanic disease.

-----

And not be too coldhearted.... but.... the shooter dropped his mag from his weapon mid rampage....... jammed his weapon...... and shot 60 times with three hits.

I dont think he was too familiar with shooting.

Gun nut he's not.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2012 02:37 PM (nELVU)

254 Well, it took about 16 hours or ceaseless retaliation on that Union FB page for them to shut it down.

Posted by: Whatev at December 12, 2012 02:37 PM (2t6Gz)

255 really impossible to tell that.



he does look hipsterish however



Well, with that name, you can bet your ass the MFM will be pushing the "white shooter" meme hard like they did with Zimmerman.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 02:37 PM (GQ8sn)

256 Shooter identified.http://tinyurl.com/bgka3fz
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 12, 2012 02:29 PM (81UWZ)


-----------------------------------------


Looks middle-eastern or far-east asian. Or a mix of white and one of those.

Posted by: Soona at December 12, 2012 02:37 PM (YfIgk)

257 Charley Murphy, what did the five fingers say to the face?

Posted by: Ike Turner at December 12, 2012 02:38 PM (qL20/)

258 Shooter identified.

http://tinyurl.com/bgka3fz

Oh Look, face piercings and those ear lobe hole expander thingys. No attention getting cues there.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 12, 2012 02:38 PM (3Y7RV)

259 257 Charley Murphy, what did the five fingers say to the face?

Posted by: Ike Turner at December 12, 2012 02:38 PM (qL20/)

---

People always be stealing my shit, like MC Hammer!

Posted by: Rick James at December 12, 2012 02:38 PM (e0xKF)

260 I had a co-worker murdered this summer by spillover "gang" revenge violence. He was shopping with his 10 year old daughter at Best Buy. He was holding her hand when a stray bullet hit him, killing him almost instantly. His only child, a late in life baby, who was his treasure had to watch her Daddy die because a gangsta needed his revenge on a rival gang. The gang member who shot him emptied his clip killing his intended target and Wesley. Gun control would not have stopped this because gangs have no problems getting guns.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 02:38 PM (kXoT0)

261
And/or an illegal alien.

Word, ol' chumette.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 02:39 PM (G/zuv)

262 He's got those, I don't even know what to call them,
things that stretch your earholes out and, I think, some sort of stud
through his lower lip. A definite teabagger type.


Posted by: WalrusRex at December 12, 2012 02:37 PM (Hx5uv)

Ooooh, gauges. That's pretty much diagnostic of a hipster douchebag.

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2012 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

263 A Guy Fawkes mask is quite similar to taping a "Kick Me!" sign on your back considering the likes of what wears 'em. Fookin' buncha retard losers.

Posted by: Church of the Subingenious at December 12, 2012 02:39 PM (86/8G)

264
>If you can't prosecute felony charges that have material evidence you don't belong practicing law.

>There were many ways to play hardball on this given the notoriety.

I'm sorry, but if you have an uncooperative complainant in a DV case then prosecution becomes exponentially more difficult, no matter how much material evidence you have. And it's entirely possible that the nature of these injuries did not rise to the level of a felony -- I'm not familiar with Virginia law on the subject, but I've seen plenty of NY cases with broken orbitals that had to be prosecuted as misdemeanors.

Did political shenanigans have something to do with this? Probably. But you don't need political pressure to make a DV case go all pear-shaped. (I also think it's worth looking into whether the family put pressure on the girlfriend, which I'm *positive* happened in a case like this.)

Posted by: Il Padrino at December 12, 2012 02:40 PM (kveyS)

265 >>>Jamie Foxx Defends SNL 'Kill All the White People' Joke on NBC's 'Today': 'I'm a Comedian'

You'll notice most celebrities only become mega-Democrat and socialism boosters after they've made shit tons of money and are untouchable.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 12, 2012 02:40 PM (sGU4F)

266 That Iowahawk guy stopped updating his blog and disappeared into the Twittersphere.

Posted by: Butters at December 12, 2012 02:40 PM (NIZHJ)

267 266
That Iowahawk guy stopped updating his blog and disappeared into the Twittersphere.


Posted by: Butters at December 12, 2012 02:40 PM (NIZHJ)

He's even funnier there. Good comedy is short and sharp.

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2012 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

268 266 That Iowahawk guy stopped updating his blog and disappeared into the Twittersphere.
Posted by: Butters at December 12, 2012 02:40 PM (NIZHJ)

No doubt sharpening his sword of truth.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 12, 2012 02:41 PM (3Y7RV)

269
Nood

Posted by: soothsayer at December 12, 2012 02:41 PM (G/zuv)

270 The shooter's name is Jacob-Tyler, with a name like that its obvious his parents demanded one too many participation trophies for their precious little snowflake.




Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2012 02:42 PM (jvd3N)

271 Uh... spill in aisle 246, 247 and 249...

Posted by: Mjlnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at December 12, 2012 02:42 PM (Jls4P)

272 Subingenious?

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2012 02:42 PM (KXm42)

273 Those ear plug things are called gauges because you keep upping the diameter or gauge to get larger and larger openings. I personally like to think of them as Inverse IQ Indicators, the larger the gauge, the lower the IQ.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 02:42 PM (kXoT0)

274 Another incident which shows just what happens when the dems control the narrative (media/entertainment/education) : They promote themselves as proponents of women, while they truly have nothing but contempt for them. Remember the vile/violent things said publicly about Mrs. Palin? Their deafening silence with regards to Clinton's victims? Their non-protests of the treatment of women in islamic nations?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 12, 2012 02:42 PM (53riN)

275

What does it say about a man who wears two earrings?

You can zoom in that image. I can't tell if they are plugs or bullet holes, or just plain ole earrings.

Posted by: beachie at December 12, 2012 02:43 PM (LpQbZ)

276 Whats this incessant juvenile (even for us) horse thing all about? is some troll off it's meds?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 12, 2012 02:43 PM (3Y7RV)

277 Oh Jezuz. Now I've got it's attention.

Here ya go sweetheart, hold this paper card with the pretty concentric rings.

Posted by: Church of the Subingenious at December 12, 2012 02:44 PM (86/8G)

278 Those ear plug things are called gauges because you keep upping the diameter or gauge to get larger and larger openings.

It won't be long until Ubangi Lip Disks are the hot item.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at December 12, 2012 02:44 PM (QupBk)

279 >>>I'm sorry, but if you have an uncooperative complainant in a DV case then prosecution becomes exponentially more difficult, no matter how much material evidence you have.

I disagree. They are easier to prosecute when the victim skips or is uncoopeative. You usually have their 911 call, photos of a bloodied victim, EMT records, excited utterances, DV expert wit, etc.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 02:44 PM (0Ufr+)

280 So what? Its not likeRepublicans will usesomethinglike this. In this campaign wee were lectured about the dignity of women by people who send out Bill Clinton to campaign for them and who constantlyinvoke the Kennedys, including Teddy. Has anyoneencounteredthe words "Juanita Broadrick", "Waitress Sandwitch" or "Chappaquiddick" in this campaign? Why not?

Posted by: Elize Nayden at December 12, 2012 02:45 PM (LJHBs)

281
I think it takes a while to ban a troll completely. Right now, some poor cob is having to tail him and clean up his shit.

Lefty Funemployment: Jerking to farm porn in one tab, trolling blogs in another.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 12, 2012 02:45 PM (sGU4F)

282 Charley Murphy, what did the five fingers say to the face?

Posted by: Johnny Carson, Woman Beater at December 12, 2012 02:46 PM (qL20/)

283 It won't be long until Ubangi Lip Disks are the hot item. Posted by: toby928 for TB at December 12, 2012 02:44 PM (QupBk)

I have seen these gauge things in eyebrows, cheeks, and lips. By the time these utes reach their fourth or fifth decade they are going to have such interesting loops and flops of skin hanging here and there.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wily Wrepublican Wench at December 12, 2012 02:46 PM (kXoT0)

284 I'm surprised there were not more Teddy jrs running around with all the drunkin fornicating the did. Probably got a discount at an abortion mill.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 02:46 PM (0Ufr+)

285
Charley Murphy, what did the five fingers say to the face?


Hold my drink, bitch.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 02:47 PM (GQ8sn)

286 David Guest, what did the five fingers say to the face?

Posted by: Liza Minelli, Woman Beater at December 12, 2012 02:47 PM (qL20/)

287 >I disagree. They are easier to prosecute when the victim skips or is
>uncoopeative. You usually have their 911 call, photos of a bloodied
>victim, EMT records, excited utterances, DV expert wit, etc.

I have a large room around the corner from my office stuffed to the gills with dismissed cases that disagrees with you. Without the witness, you can't get testimony as to the hearsay statements they made; you can't get testimony for how much pain the witness experienced, or how long the injuries lasted; most hearsay statements can't be admitted because it's theoretically within the People's power to compel the witness to testify, which most DA's offices won't do. Oh, and the fun you have when the witness decides to testify for the defense!

Granted, a lot of this depends on the jurisdiction and the level of the offense committed. In, say, the county where I work, the DA generally won't bother with such cases at the misdemeanor level; at the felony level, there's lots and lots of jury nullification when the complainant refuses to cooperate (especially since I work in a county where juries tend to disregard police officer testimony). In a nearby county, the DA's policy is to pursue ALL DV cases, with or without a cooperative complainant. In that county, it works.

Look, I have no idea what the situation is where this POS got arrested. I'm just saying it may not be entirely due to political connections that the sentence was light.

Posted by: Il Padrino at December 12, 2012 02:51 PM (kveyS)

288 Jacob Tyler Roberts.
Before anyone starts with
the "OMG, that's such as WASPish name!", go click on the link and look
for yourself. To me, this guy is suffering from the same condition as
George Zimmerman: white hispanic disease.


Posted by: EC at December 12, 2012 02:33 PM

Apparently he also wore the Guy Fawkes mask and might have been a member of Anonymous.


Posted by: kbdabear at December 12, 2012 02:51 PM (wwsoB)

289 I'm surprised there were not more Teddy jrs running around with all the drunkin fornicating the did. Probably got a discount at an abortion mill.

are you kidding? I call people my age "The Kennedy Generation"

there are TONS of Kennedy bastards living unknowingly in NE Irish Catholic families

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 12, 2012 02:52 PM (J6kXj)

290 There was a post on 4chan the day before the shooting saying to watch the news regarding that mall, so I'm guessing it's an Occupy lefty.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at December 12, 2012 02:55 PM (ZWvOb)

291 re: "That's pretty much diagnostic of a hipster douchebag."

Hipster aspirant. Real ones don't do lasting, visible deformities. They have finance jobs waiting for them when they're done pretending they're cool.

This dude looks like a recovering wrestling fan.

Struggling with recovery.

Posted by: oblig. at December 12, 2012 02:58 PM (cePv8)

292 Jamie Foxx Defends...'I'm a Comedian'

And racial violence is hi-lar-ri-ous right? Composing jokes that appeal to some little inner demon that says genocide is a good and virtuous solution to racial problems...just good comedic art?

F* you. The license to make jokes on the subject of violence to your fellow man only lasts so long as they are funny, to both sides.

This was a movie I was considering. Because the story of a former slave, finding freedom, then going back to free his wife from the incalculable injustice of that horrible institution, is worthwhile in my mind.

Now that I know it isn't about the brotherhood of all mankind created equal under God expressed as a slave vs. a slaver story of ironic retribution on those who would devalue humanity based on the color of skin, rather, it is about a black man getting to kill white folks which is presented as a good unto itself, I know it values and glorifies the worst parts of the human condition and should not be allowed into my home.

How human is that Foxx?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at December 12, 2012 02:59 PM (0q2P7)

293 Same old shit. The new aristocracy doesn't need to obey the laws. Look at ex-mayor Daley's nephew Richard Vanecko. He slugged a guy half his size and killed him, but hey...no consequences for the golden boys.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 12, 2012 03:02 PM (wDG5U)

294 So, going by this, I think Crowder gets 10 years on the chain gang.

Posted by: Gerry at December 12, 2012 03:06 PM (8WExi)

295 Where is Bud White when you need him? I'll refer to my comment in the last thread about guys needing a sanctioned beating.

Another thought: where is this girl's father? Or brother? I've got an 18 month old daughter, and if some future boyfriend ever roughs her up I will peel the skin from him like an apple.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 12, 2012 03:10 PM (WYOrt)

296 >>>I have a large room around the corner from my office stuffed to the gills with dismissed cases that disagrees with you. Without the witness, you can't get testimony as to the hearsay statements they made; you can't get testimony for how much pain the witness experienced, or how long the injuries lasted; most hearsay statements can't be admitted because it's theoretically within the People's power to compel the witness to testify, which most DA's offices won't do. Oh, and the fun you have when the witness decides to testify for the defense!

I worked in LA. Excited utterances are exceptions to the hearsay rule. Again, there are medical records, 911 calls (you often hear the guy going nuts in the background), the cops always have a camera to take photos at the scene. The victim almost always shows up at the arraignment asking for charges to be dropped. At this time their bruises are even more prominent and you can take photos. It's also a good time to get them into court and have the judge order them back for trial. If the victim did not appear, we would request a body attachment. It was rare that they didn't appear. If they didn't, we just went forward without them. It made my job easier because it was one less wit I had to babysit during trial. Oh, and I love impeaching witnesses! Is there anything more fun? lol

Posted by: Walkers! at December 12, 2012 03:15 PM (0Ufr+)

297 **Virginia Congressman's Son Wins Congressional Medal of Honor in the War on Women**

Looks like iowahawk won the internet again.

I love that headline

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 12, 2012 03:16 PM (QxSug)

298 I heard that AP and other MSM outlets are calling Rep. Moran's son's date as "mostly peaceful"

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 12, 2012 03:20 PM (QxSug)

299
I heard that AP and other MSM outlets are calling Rep. Moran's son's date as "mostly peaceful"

You bastard I came here to make that joke and you stole it! I WUZ ROBBED!

Posted by: Entropy at December 12, 2012 03:30 PM (TULs6)

300
Another thought: where is this girl's father? Or brother? I've got an 18 month old daughter, and if some future boyfriend ever roughs her up I will peel the skin from him like an apple.

Yup. Girlfriends gotta know where a good place to catch him alone is.

Posted by: Entropy at December 12, 2012 03:31 PM (TULs6)

301
Let me guess the fucking obvious...

...she's still with him
Had a kid sentenced to 90-120 days for allegedly beating up girlfriend today..he pled guilty to misdemeanors...talked to the girlfriend after court and she was mad! Mad I tell ya. At the whole system! Cops, DA, judge and me! Why because the thug went to jail. Now aint that sumthing-she has two other cases pending against the guy!Are 911/cops just referees in these womens' minds?

Posted by: baskethound at December 12, 2012 04:47 PM (JxvNx)

302
So, what are the odds of a probation plea deal if this was the son of a Republican?

Not being snarky. I'm actually curious.

Is this normal or did this dude get off because he's from a prominent Democrat family?
Very likely even in S. GA he would have gotten probabtion with any major priors. Read between the lines she "started it"-dont know if she hit him first-happens very often in my cases.

Posted by: baskethound at December 12, 2012 04:52 PM (JxvNx)

303 Walkers good point. my prosecutors usually dont dismiss but will reduce the charges, plus they over indict. You dont do that do you. LOL

Posted by: baskethound at December 12, 2012 04:54 PM (JxvNx)






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