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| Open Thread, And By The Way, I'm Not On Vacation Next WeekJust to repeat: I realized I had not set up enough time to set up the guest-bloggers and such, and so could not really take next week off. I'm taking the following week off, the week of the 17th. Why yes, that will segue into Christmas and wind up basically being a half month off with occasional days on. Correct! I'll write to people who offered to guest blog this week. So, I'll have a week to get all that into shape, and everyone set up and such.Comments1
That's so sweet of you Ace...to delay your vacation, so that you can make sure we're taken care of. Posted by: wheatie at December 07, 2012 07:14 PM (CM59X) 2
I can haz guest blog?
Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 07, 2012 07:14 PM (X/+QT) 3
Ace, I'm here for you, babe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2012 07:17 PM (XkWWK) 4
Maybe we'll get some accidental lesbian pron links in.
Posted by: Bosk at December 07, 2012 07:17 PM (n2K+4) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2012 07:18 PM (XkWWK) 6
Ace, d I need to email you? I volunteered in the comments section to mine content or provide some light entertainment when things get stale.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 07:18 PM (piMMO) 7
next week is better
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 07, 2012 07:19 PM (GVxQo) Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:20 PM (GEICT) 9
So, is ace gone for the week end? Or, should as he now says, le-weekend?
Posted by: Walkers! at December 07, 2012 07:20 PM (e/Cti) Posted by: newrouters at December 07, 2012 07:21 PM (kfeRL) 11
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9 So, is ace gone for the week end? Or, should as he now says, le-weekend?
Posted by: Walkers! at December 07, 2012 07:20 PM (e/Cti) Pas! Franglais! Espace de quelque chose! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2012 07:22 PM (XkWWK) 13
Why yes, that will segue into Christmas and wind up basically being a half month off with occasional days on. Correct!
Good planning! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:22 PM (Gk3SS) 14
What??? What the fuck you mean you're taking vacation? Don't you know your job is to write 100 percent "I hate Obama" posts 24/7???
I am mad as hell, Ace! *Hey, cheddar biscuits! Nom nom nom* Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 07, 2012 07:23 PM (GRvW4) 15
All documents must refer to Parent A and Parent B, you heterosexist oppressors.
Posted by: Coming soon in the Supreme Court at December 07, 2012 07:24 PM (60GaT) 16
A half month fapfest. Wow.
Posted by: dogfish at December 07, 2012 07:24 PM (N2yhW) 17
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:22 PM (Gk3SS)
Hey AtC, if Ace inexplicably allows me a Hawt Wimmenz post, it's totally dedicated to you. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:25 PM (GEICT) 18
Ace, your writing and demeanor is better. I'm glad you got help for your sleep apnea.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 07, 2012 07:25 PM (3Y7RV) 19
Hobos for the Holidays!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 07, 2012 07:25 PM (yiIja) 20
After all that time off, we'll expect you to regale us with French Christmas carols on your return. Laisse-le bruler. Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 07, 2012 07:25 PM (FkH4y) 21
I'm totally still offering my services for a Teh Hawt Wimmenz post.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:20 PM (GEICT) What do I spy with my little eye? Could it be your nobility? I do believe it could. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:25 PM (Gk3SS) Posted by: Mad As Heckfire at December 07, 2012 07:25 PM (QKKT0) Posted by: Walkers! at December 07, 2012 07:26 PM (e/Cti) 24
Ace needs time to weld the liquor cabinet shut
Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2012 07:26 PM (ZHaFV) 25
I think we need a blog poll to decide the timing of ace's vacation.
Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2012 07:26 PM (hO9ad) 26
I want to hear ace puuuuurrrrrr!
Posted by: Walkers! at December 07, 2012 07:26 PM (e/Cti) Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 07, 2012 07:27 PM (QupBk) 28
Joe Manchin is pissed about the new Buckwild reality show.
Doesn't he have more important things to do right now? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 07:27 PM (piMMO) 29
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What do I spy with my little eye? Could it be your nobility? I do believe it could. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:25 PM (Gk3SS) Yes, that's totally my...er....nobility that you're seeing. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:27 PM (GEICT) Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 07, 2012 07:27 PM (FbPAe) Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 07:28 PM (piMMO) 32
Okay, here is my blog post for December 7th. Probably nowhere as good as AllenG's, if he had a blog.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2012/12/december-7th.html Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 07:29 PM (t866N) 33
What do I spy with my little eye? Could it be your nobility? I do believe it could. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:25 PM (Gk3SS) Dude, be wary. The Queen of Alextopia is not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2012 07:29 PM (Rhie+) 34
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i realize Manchin's a Dem, but i did roll my eyes at the show cuz it seems in the spirit of "lol redneck white people" that's kinda permeated the post-election commentary my mind's probably too politicized though Posted by: JDP at December 07, 2012 07:29 PM (60GaT) 35
Hey AtC, if Ace inexplicably allows me a Hawt Wimmenz post, it's totally dedicated to you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:25 PM (GEICT) Awww, that's so sweet. Here, you may have some caveman bikini for your kind thoughts. http://bit.ly/VoZ3f3 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:30 PM (Gk3SS) 36
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ces't sois?
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 07, 2012 07:30 PM (FbPAe) 37
Three notable things I saw at the NH State Liquor store this AM:
1) Absinthe. One brand had 'made with wormwood' prominently on the box 2) JaegerMeister in 1.75L bottles 3) Bourbon in Mason jars Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2012 07:30 PM (ZHaFV) 38
i realize Manchin's a Dem, but i did roll my eyes at the show cuz it seems in the spirit of "lol redneck white people" that's kinda permeated the post-election commentary
**** the folks that are starring in the show ARE a bunch of friggin hicks! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 07:31 PM (piMMO) 39
Let's see now ..... Aces newfound want to learn Frog ...... a vacay ...... let's check a map and see how far Montreal is from NYC .....
If I was doing this right , I'd end up at profit ! What's the hobo situation in Montreal ? The hot chick thing is a given . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 07, 2012 07:31 PM (M2+F0) 40
how about starting an annual AoS Person of the Year? also: can we vote, at the end of each year, to boot commenters off the AoS island? Posted by: soothsayer at December 07, 2012 07:32 PM (uaJ2E) 41
Here, you may have some caveman bikini for your kind thoughts.
Oh.....oh my. That's quality caveman bikini right there. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:32 PM (GEICT) 42
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:30 PM (Gk3SS)
Don't give a damn how old she is, would still hit it. Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 07, 2012 07:32 PM (ZOf1l) Posted by: EC at December 07, 2012 07:32 PM (doBIb) 44
39 Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 07, 2012 07:31 PM (M2+F0)
About 4.5-5 hour drive, depending how drunk you are. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2012 07:32 PM (XkWWK) 45
Ace-
make sure to drink lots of coffee while you're on vacation. Very expensive coffee. With that certain aroma. http://tinyurl.com/cagguqf Posted by: pep at December 07, 2012 07:33 PM (6TB1Z) 46
New Star Trek Trailer : http://tinyurl.com/ata6etr
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 07, 2012 07:33 PM (b+jI9) 47
Ce soir
Posted by: EC at December 07, 2012 07:33 PM (doBIb) 48
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how about starting an annual AoS Person of the Year? also: can we vote, at the end of each year, to boot commenters off the AoS island? Posted by: soothsayer at December 07, 2012 07:32 PM (uaJ2E) I nominate GERG!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 07, 2012 07:33 PM (XkWWK) 49
I can guest blog, provided you're okay with the content being nothing but hentai.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 07, 2012 07:34 PM (Lxw+T) 50
Joe Manchin is pissed about the new Buckwild reality show.
Doesn't he have more important things to do right now? Why? Does it stereotype West Virginians as being susceptible to being fooled by a con man grifter type? Posted by: AmishDude at December 07, 2012 07:34 PM (T0NGe) 51
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how about starting an annual AoS Person of the Year? Oh, even better, "AoS Commenter of the Month" That could entertaining and fun. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:34 PM (GEICT) 52
49 I can guest blog, provided you're okay with the content being nothing but hentai.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 07, 2012 07:34 PM (Lxw+T) _________________ Oh gawd--I've got the urge to google hentai. Posted by: tasker at December 07, 2012 07:35 PM (r2PLg) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 07:36 PM (t866N) 54
"the folks that are starring in the show ARE a bunch of friggin hicks!"
i know, it's just the fact that they decided to do this show, makes me think "oh, get to make blue-staters feel superior" again probably reading too much into it Posted by: JDP at December 07, 2012 07:36 PM (60GaT) Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 07, 2012 07:36 PM (Lxw+T) 56
EC, that's two years of high school French rolled into one incorrect dumbass show tune.
It's all I got. Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 07, 2012 07:37 PM (FbPAe) 57
53 Do not violate an AoS rule and search for hentai. You will be sorry!!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 07:36 PM (t866N) __________________ Thanks, that's what I thought. (..for some reason it sort of rhymes with the last word I googled from here ________.) Posted by: tasker at December 07, 2012 07:37 PM (r2PLg) 58
you still got my digits right baby??
Posted by: jewells45 at December 07, 2012 07:37 PM (u25eL) 59
For AoS person of the year I nominate Sandra Fluke's crotch muppet.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 07, 2012 07:37 PM (Lxw+T) 60
58 you still got my digits right baby??
Posted by: jewells45 at December 07, 2012 07:37 PM (u25eL) ___________ wth Ace has your fingers? Posted by: tasker at December 07, 2012 07:38 PM (r2PLg) 61
AoS Person of the Year is easy.
Winner is "I am Mad as Hell" Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:39 PM (GEICT) 62
If there's demand for a flyfishing blog , I'm in .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 07, 2012 07:39 PM (M2+F0) 63
I nominate The Chicken for the AoSHQ Person Of The Year.
Posted by: EC at December 07, 2012 07:39 PM (doBIb) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 07:40 PM (t866N) 65
Martin Bashir....
Posted by: tasker at December 07, 2012 07:40 PM (r2PLg) 66
Oh, even better, "AoS Commenter of the Month"
EoJ and AtC would just trade off. At least among the day walkers. Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 07, 2012 07:40 PM (QupBk) Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 07, 2012 07:40 PM (M2+F0) Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at December 07, 2012 07:41 PM (XvHmy) Posted by: EC at December 07, 2012 07:41 PM (doBIb) 70
66 Oh, even better, "AoS Commenter of the Month"
EoJ and AtC would just trade off. At least among the day walkers. Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 07, 2012 07:40 PM (QupBk) Capped at two wins a year. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:41 PM (GEICT) 71
BCochran wants something from this blog besides Top Weekly Commentor I guess.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 07:42 PM (t866N) 72
If we had a Miss AOSHQ contest, we could have a swimsuit competition. Then there's the Queen MILF of AOSHQ contest. Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 07, 2012 07:42 PM (1Y+hH) 73
If we discussed fistfucking I would be honored to guest blog.
Posted by: Olaf at December 07, 2012 07:42 PM (ZOf1l) 74
also: can we vote, at the end of each year, to boot commenters off the AoS island?
No way that could go badly. Posted by: RAWN PAWL!!!! at December 07, 2012 07:42 PM (hO9ad) Posted by: EC at December 07, 2012 07:42 PM (doBIb) 76
71 BCochran wants something from this blog besides Top Weekly Commentor I guess.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 07:42 PM (t866N) I could do without that honor. And I have nowhere near a big enough ego to think I would crack the top 100 or so of commenters. I'm just throwin out crazy shit in the hope that something sticks. Lol Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:44 PM (GEICT) 77
Then there's the Queen MILF of AOSHQ contest.
Twice Blessed Mom. Posted by: EC at December 07, 2012 07:42 PM (doBIb)See? Contestants are coming out of the woodwork! Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 07, 2012 07:44 PM (1Y+hH) 78
I don't think EoJ could fit as a guest blogger. The sheer volume of hate packets might overload Pixy's servers and cause a DoS attack (Denial of Sanity).
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 07, 2012 07:44 PM (Lxw+T) 79
AOSHQ Pole Dancing Contest. Submit your videos today!
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 07, 2012 07:45 PM (1Y+hH) 80
I would find that amusing BCochran except well rigt now I have to type around the paws of one of my cats. He seems to have found this to be a nifty thing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 07:47 PM (t866N) 81
Hey ya'll- TGIF.
Looks like most of the gang is here. I, personally, have no comment on fist-f'ing... Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 07:47 PM (mkb9H) Posted by: soothsayer at December 07, 2012 07:47 PM (GcwH1) 83
how about starting an annual AoS Person of the Year? Oh, even better, "AoS Commenter of the Month" That could entertaining and fun. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:34 PM (GEICT) Not to mention breeding an atmosphere of resentment, treachery and paranoia. I'm in. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2012 07:47 PM (Rhie+) 84
Gary Betteman and Donald Fehr are a steaming pile of leprous excrement! Football season is wrapping up and the NHL is raping its fanbase.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2012 07:48 PM (q46sI) 85
also: can we vote, at the end of each year, to boot commenters off the AoS island?
***** Nice try, but I refuse to leave!!! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO) 86
And FWIW, Ace, I did enjoy the idea of pursuing a foreign language to do something fucking useful for one's self.
I'd like to learn Italian because I wish to spend a week in Vatican City on a pilgrimage of sorts. I'd probably be better served learning Latin in order to understand the multitude of inscriptions around the city-state but Italian sounds cool and a good way to pick up chicks. Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 07, 2012 07:49 PM (FbPAe) Posted by: Puddleglum at December 07, 2012 07:49 PM (q46sI) 88
80 I would find that amusing BCochran except well rigt now I have to type around the paws of one of my cats. He seems to have found this to be a nifty thing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 07:47 PM (t866N) Lol. Damn cats. I had cats in college who that it was fun to jump from the windowsill onto your chest or back to wake you up. That or they would walk up your chest and slam their face into yours. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 07:49 PM (GEICT) 89
Oh tasker.. here I was trying to be cute. You ruined it.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 07, 2012 07:49 PM (u25eL) 90
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:22 PM (Gk3SS)
Alex-are you still sick? I felt better yesterday but made the mistake of eating a few things. Carol Posted by: CarolT at December 07, 2012 07:49 PM (z4WKX) 91
We could have special holidays, like the day of the year with the most double posts.
Oh wait, that could be every day. Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 07, 2012 07:50 PM (Lxw+T) 92
EoJ and AtC would just trade off. At least among the day walkers.
**** You have t throw Vic in there as well. He goes above and beyond every morning. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 07:50 PM (piMMO) 93
You have t throw Vic in there as well. He goes above and beyond every morning.
I already think of Vic as a cob-logger. Posted by: toby928© for TB at December 07, 2012 07:52 PM (QupBk) 94
Vid does do a lot each morning, and if I have time to read them, I enjoy them.
Posted by: CarolT at December 07, 2012 07:52 PM (z4WKX) 95
ErikW, learn Italian. That way you can order food and curse out the taxi drivers. Trust me. And a week in the Vatican area might be enough, Catherine Sforza one time held up a College of Cardinals from electing a new Pope because her cannons from Castle San D'Angelo had the range. The Vatican Observatory is now the home of the Archives.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 07:53 PM (t866N) 96
Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 07, 2012 07:50 PM (Lxw+T) Georgie, you forgot the free post-birth abortion on demand thingie! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 07, 2012 07:53 PM (Cnqmv) Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 07, 2012 07:53 PM (1Y+hH) 98
Pepé Le Pew was the greatest lover of all time. How come chicks didn't dig him? Posted by: Walkers! at December 07, 2012 07:53 PM (e/Cti) 99
89 Oh tasker.. here I was trying to be cute. You ruined it.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 07, 2012 07:49 PM (u25eL) _________________ Oops--sorry. Posted by: tasker at December 07, 2012 07:53 PM (r2PLg) 100
We could have a Woman's Cage match Championship.... but who's taking on Peaches?
**** ATC, of course! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 07:53 PM (piMMO) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 07, 2012 07:53 PM (yiIja) 102
Sandra Fluke continues to innoy... and thedissed Chic-Filet window girl, disappears into the fabric of America.
Posted by: tony redenzo at December 07, 2012 07:54 PM (wWzbu) 103
Pepé Le Pew was the greatest lover of all time. How come chicks didn't dig him?
**** Because he smells like Gerard Depardieu? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 07:54 PM (piMMO) 104
Heard a joke today:
A "poor" couple comes in to the Social Services office and say they need "mo" money. The SS worker asks them why? They say they need to get a bed for their baby to sleep in. She asks "where has the baby been sleeping?". They reply, "In the box the big screen TV came in." Dadumbum Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 07:54 PM (mkb9H) Posted by: Hrothgar at December 07, 2012 07:55 PM (Cnqmv) 106
AOSHQ Pole Dancing Contest. Submit your videos today!
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 07, 2012 07:45 PM (1Y+hH) Okay look. You know what I'm going to post. I know what I'm going to post. Everyone knows what I'm going to post. So instead of going the obvious route, I'll post something different, yet still related. http://youtu.be/in7eJ83TJjU Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:56 PM (Gk3SS) 107
I think you're gonna need a bigger blog....
Posted by: fred zeppelin at December 07, 2012 07:56 PM (qA5un) 108
Heard a joke today:
A "poor" couple comes in to the Social Services office and say they need "mo" money. The SS worker asks them why? They say they need to get a bed for their baby to sleep in. She asks "where has the baby been sleeping?". They reply, "In the box the big screen TV came in." Dadumbum **** One of the girls in our circle was a social worker and showed up for a visit at the home of one of her 'clients' to check on things prior to issuing her check. When she arrived, the woman was packing and was asked if she was moving. No. She was getting packed for Disney World. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 07:57 PM (piMMO) 109
I wait for Vics news daily. I still miss Monty's DOOOOOOOOOOM though.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 07, 2012 07:57 PM (IE7TC) 110
Wait.. we're having pole dancing contests?
Posted by: jewells45 at December 07, 2012 07:57 PM (u25eL) Posted by: EC at December 07, 2012 07:57 PM (doBIb) 112
NDH.. my daughter is a social worker in Albuquerque. The stories I could tell...
Posted by: jewells45 at December 07, 2012 07:58 PM (u25eL) 113
Alex-are you still sick? I felt better yesterday but made the mistake of eating a few things.
Carol I'm feeling better, thanks, but yeah, I kind of did the same thing, oh I'm fine so I'll just have this Italian sub for lunch and this piece of pizza for supper and okay that was not the best life choice I've ever made. Also, fuck you 52%. I've got yet another offsite client meeting tomorrow. At 9 in the fucking morning. I do not approve. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:59 PM (Gk3SS) 114
Patton warned of a Jap. sneak attack on Pearl as early as 1937:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cmh944p Posted by: Thorvald at December 07, 2012 07:59 PM (1V6Pv) 115
"ErikW, learn Italian. That way you can order food and curse out the taxi drivers. Trust me. And a week in the Vatican area might be enough..." Try to get on the Scavi Tour, 2 levels under St. Peter's. Only 12 ata time taken byhighly trained lecturing guides. It's a lottery so you may not get a ticket. You can preview the tour at the Vatican site by searching 'scavi tour'. You'll be within 10 feet of the grave of St. Peter at the end, directly below the main altar. Yeah, you might get a goosebump or two... Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 07, 2012 07:59 PM (1Y+hH) 116
Hello AtC. It is I, the former New, and Semi-New Moron. Peaches made me change my nic. Glad to see ya'll in your stompy-booted persona here. Tonite is my 6-week anniversary at the HQ. And I'm quaffing in celebration.
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:00 PM (mkb9H) 117
ATC, of course!Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 07:53 PM (piMMO)That was my first thought, with stompy boots and spurs for both contestants. I just wanted to make sure I was thinking properly, thanks!
Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 07, 2012 08:01 PM (1Y+hH) 118
Giant whale carcass stinking up Barbara Steisand's Malibu manison:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ahewxnt Something must be done! I know - blow it up with dynamite. Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 07, 2012 08:02 PM (w41GQ) 119
106 Okay look. You know what I'm going to post. I know what I'm going to post. Everyone knows what I'm going to post. So instead of going the obvious route, I'll post something different, yet still related.
http://youtu.be/in7eJ83TJjU Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:56 PM (Gk3SS) http://tinyurl.com/7mave4x Just damn impressive. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 08:02 PM (GEICT) 120
I'm feeling better, thanks, but yeah, I kind of did the same thing, oh I'm fine so I'll just have this Italian sub for lunch and this piece of pizza for supper and okay that was not the best life choice I've ever made.
Alex, I only had ritz crackers and rice pilaf yesterday. I worked from home quite a few days but today I was too sick to do anything but sit in a chair with a blanket and/or lie on my couch. Carol Posted by: CarolT at December 07, 2012 08:03 PM (z4WKX) 121
The whale or Streisand's mansion???
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 08:03 PM (t866N) Posted by: Waterhouse at December 07, 2012 08:03 PM (Th6CZ) 123
Giant whale carcass stinking up Barbara Steisand's Malibu manison
Something must be done! I know - blow it up with dynamite. Couldn't we just render the carcass to make perfume and lamp oil? It's very eco-friendly. Get Babs to burn some in her house and rub some whale cologne on James Brolin. Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 07, 2012 08:05 PM (Lxw+T) 124
Hi NDH. Good evening to you! I am really glad this work-week is over. And, I took your advice and switched to Chrome. Much quicker...I'll figure this blog out, eventually. I really have made a handbook. And Wed's. ONoTgun thing was very educational. I learn every time I'm here.
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:05 PM (mkb9H) 125
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 07:56 PM (Gk3SS) Bless you my child. Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 07, 2012 08:05 PM (1Y+hH) 126
I know better than to click on that Pole Dancing thingy. It's probably a real Pole, with a babushka and a mumu. I know the Horde to well... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 07, 2012 08:05 PM (yiIja) 127
Posted by: Thorvald at December 07, 2012 07:59 PM (1V6Pv) IIRC, General Billy Mitchell did predict this as well. "He that hath ears, let him hear!" Posted by: Hrothgar at December 07, 2012 08:06 PM (Cnqmv) 128
Anna.. just think.. with THAT nose? Whew!! I hope she is miserable, the old hag.
Posted by: jewells45 at December 07, 2012 08:06 PM (u25eL) 129
Learn french by singing sexy french songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbw_c7THPhg **** I'm confused because, up close, she looks like a babysitter. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:06 PM (piMMO) Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 07, 2012 08:07 PM (1Y+hH) 131
I would offer to guest blog but I am just a dog!
Posted by: Killerdog at December 07, 2012 08:07 PM (Oi60j) 132
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:05 PM (mkb9H) My distaste for Google extends to the use of Chrome. Am I misguided (re Chrome)? Posted by: Hrothgar at December 07, 2012 08:08 PM (Cnqmv) 133
Good news, everyone! Paul Ryan is one of the SS officers in charge of the House Krystallnacht against conservatives!
Link in my sig. Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:08 PM (I2LwF) 134
man- EOJ would be a welcome addition in my opinion. his podcast kills me, and his comments are friggin hilarious.
Posted by: whiskey tango at December 07, 2012 08:09 PM (JvP2I) 135
Hi NDH. Good evening to you! I am really glad this work-week is over. And, I took your advice and switched to Chrome. Much quicker...I'll figure this blog out, eventually. I really have made a handbook. And Wed's. ONoTgun thing was very educational. I learn every time I'm here.
**** Oh, good. I'm glad it worked for you. I've stuck with it, despite it being Google, and it is a definite improvement over FF or IE. I can't remember who suggested it to me. And yeah, there's a diverse crowd here so there is ALWAYS something new to absorb. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:09 PM (piMMO) Posted by: CarolT at December 07, 2012 08:09 PM (z4WKX) 137
a friend of mine....doesn't pay her bills in december at all...none of them...that is what she uses for Christmas presents....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 07, 2012 08:09 PM (GVxQo) Posted by: Hrothgar at December 07, 2012 08:09 PM (Cnqmv) 139
Mitchell with his attacks on the German battleship Ostfriedland showed that capital ships were vulnerable to being sunk.
1940 RN FAA at Taranto proved that. After PACFLT was moved to Pearl Harbor USS Enterprise's air group staged such a mock attack. Then December 7th pretty much removed all doubt. Except of those who argued it would have been different if the battleships had been at sea. The final nail came with Prince of Wales and Repulse being sunk in the South China Sea. Underway and fully alerted. But still no air cover. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 08:09 PM (t866N) 140
122 Learn french by singing sexy french songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbw_c7THPhg Posted by: Waterhouse at December 07, 2012 08:03 PM (Th6CZ) ____________________ Why the hell does she have a goldfish on her ass? Posted by: tasker at December 07, 2012 08:09 PM (r2PLg) 141
>>>122 Learn french by singing sexy french songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbw_c7THPhg Posted by: Waterhouse She forgot to put her clothes on. Posted by: Walkers! at December 07, 2012 08:09 PM (e/Cti) 142
Good news, everyone! Paul Ryan is one of the SS officers in charge of the House Krystallnacht against conservatives!
Damn those people who didn't vote for Romney and Ryan! Posted by: ace's commenters at December 07, 2012 08:10 PM (QTHTd) Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 07, 2012 08:10 PM (GVxQo) 144
And all you 'rons, I wasn't trying to leave anybody out. Just catching up and giving props.
I hope this evening finds everyone well and relatively happy all things considered and the "cliff" looming. And a 'hat tip' to all the Vet's on Pearl Harbor day. 71 years ago, a date that must "...live on in infamy". We're loosing the 'Greatest Generation', in a hurry. Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:11 PM (mkb9H) 145
Mais n'enculons pas des mouches....
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cggk53l Posted by: Thorvald at December 07, 2012 08:12 PM (1V6Pv) 146
That was my first thought, with stompy boots and spurs for both
contestants. I just wanted to make sure I was thinking properly, thanks! You do realize that they'll probably just turn on you, right? Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 07, 2012 08:12 PM (HwgHt) 147
Maybe I should volunteer to write some guest posts for Ace. War in the Pacific or something.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 08:13 PM (t866N) 148
My distaste for Google extends to the use of Chrome. Am I misguided (re Chrome)?
**** I HATE Google, but FF was giving me so much trouble that I wanted to scream about half the time. No such problems with Chrome. It behaves as FF once did, fast and clean. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:13 PM (piMMO) 149
Hello AtC. It is I, the former New, and Semi-New
Moron. Peaches made me change my nic. Glad to see ya'll in your stompy-booted persona here. Tonite is my 6-week anniversary at the HQ. And I'm quaffing in celebration. Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:00 PM (mkb9H) *waves* Aww, you made it past a month without running off shrieking. Good on you. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 07, 2012 08:13 PM (Gk3SS) 150
make sure to drink lots of coffee while you're on vacation. Very expensive coffee. With that certain aroma.
http://tinyurl.com/cagguqf Posted by: pep at December 07, 2012 07:33 PM (6TB1Z) Maybe the Morons could come out with a cheaper competitive product. Run the coffee berries through hobos, instead. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2012 08:13 PM (29+x5) 151
I want to stab every Federal office holder in the face... Politically speaking*
*oblig. diclaimer that I feel more some days and less on others Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:13 PM (I2LwF) 152
Truman North- I saw that and it makes me feel sicker! Conservatives and republicans should stick together. Boehner is a jerk.
Posted by: CarolT at December 07, 2012 08:14 PM (z4WKX) Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:14 PM (piMMO) 154
86And FWIW, Ace, I did enjoy the idea of pursuing a foreign language to do something fucking useful for one's self.
I'd like to learn Italian because I wish to spend a week in Vatican City on a pilgrimage of sorts. I'd probably be better served learning Latin in order to understand the multitude of inscriptions around the city-state but Italian sounds cool and a good way to pick up chicks. Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 07, 2012 07:49 PM (FbPAe).....................................Need a Rosetta Stone for Italian?! I booked my Italy trip 1.5 yrs in advance thinking I would have time to learn Italian. Turns out no so much/I kept flunking with my accent. The only word I remember is bicycle because it's catchy. It didn't come in handy while I was there believe it or not. Posted by: Molly k. at December 07, 2012 08:14 PM (RX2lv) 155
i use chrome....it doesn't support java....that is a draw back
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 07, 2012 08:16 PM (GVxQo) 156
The federal government has become pro wrestling without the spandex. There's a baby face and there's a heel. And the baby face has to win, no matter how completely improbable it may seem.
Boehner is a good heel. He's making sure the GOP jobs to the democrats. Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:16 PM (I2LwF) 157
i use chrome....it doesn't support java....that is a draw back
**** I had been turning of javascript, a lot, when using FF lately. In fact, every single time I went to the Daily Caller, I had to turn it off. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:17 PM (piMMO) 158
So, I'm switching over to this nick in order to try and distinguish myself. We'll see how it works.
Also, I went to a dance lesson tonight, which makes me happy. Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 07, 2012 08:17 PM (HwgHt) 159
I mean, come on, they are not even credible anymore. It's like they're the Zach Ryder party now. Woo Woo Woo and all that.
Shut up and go back to wrestling school. Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:18 PM (I2LwF) 160
And the Democrats are Hulk Hogan, being carried to electoral victory on the backs of the Republicans who seem to exist only to make the Democrats look good.
Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:19 PM (I2LwF) 161
This thread needs some balance--
pour les femmes-- French Beef Cake-- http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sebastian-chabal Ooh la la! Posted by: tasker at December 07, 2012 08:19 PM (r2PLg) Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 07, 2012 08:19 PM (HwgHt) 163
(Hulk Hogan btw was one of the worst wrestlers and one of the worst promo guys ever to make a living between the ropes.)
Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:20 PM (I2LwF) 164
This thread needs some balance--
pour les femmes-- French Beef Cake-- http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sebastian-chabal Ooh la la! **** eew! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:20 PM (piMMO) 165
The greatest secret about talking in the local tongue is to simply and honestly try. Even if you can't muster more than 'bueno' and 'prego' Will be amazed at how the locals will try and help. And they will probably speak better English than you.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 07, 2012 08:20 PM (t866N) 166
135 "..and it is a definite improvement over FF..."
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:09 PM (piMMO) Yes FireFox got me in trouble here with a "cut-and-paste" that was from IE 5 (or so). It made that loooonnngg empty space "foul" that got me time in the barrel. And - I had to make "sammiches". Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:20 PM (mkb9H) 167
"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." -- Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson was right! Posted by: CarolT at December 07, 2012 08:21 PM (z4WKX) 168
159 I mean, come on, they are not even credible anymore. It's like they're the Zach Ryder party now. Woo Woo Woo and all that.
Shut up and go back to wrestling school. Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:18 PM (I2LwF) Wow. Zach Ryder. You went deep. I'm thinking more Heath Slater. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 08:22 PM (GEICT) 169
Yes FireFox got me in trouble here with a "cut-and-paste" that was from IE 5 (or so). It made that loooonnngg empty space "foul" that got me time in the barrel. And - I had to make "sammiches".
**** that'll teach ya! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:22 PM (piMMO) 170
I was thinking William Regal, but he's actually got some game. Heath Slater would have fit too.
Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:23 PM (I2LwF) 171
Apologies in advance if you've seen this, Rep. West on Levin calling Obama as he sees him:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/d5cvj76 Posted by: Thorvald at December 07, 2012 08:24 PM (1V6Pv) Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 07, 2012 08:24 PM (R+6Q+) 173
164 This thread needs some balance--
pour les femmes-- French Beef Cake-- http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sebastian-chabal Ooh la la! **** eew! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:20 PM (piMMO) ________________________ Oh come on--although he probably takes the steroids which means he has the small.... Posted by: tasker at December 07, 2012 08:25 PM (r2PLg) 174
170 I was thinking William Regal, but he's actually got some game. Heath Slater would have fit too.
No way. Regal was vicious, cutthroat and opportunistic went they let him do his actual character. The GOP is like the anti Regal. More like Scotty 2 Hotty. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 07, 2012 08:25 PM (GEICT) 175
Heath Slater is actually pretty good. He's got a face you want to hit. That's a real talent in wrestling.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 07, 2012 08:26 PM (R+6Q+) 176
Shit. I gotta tell my friends our party is cancelled? Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 07, 2012 08:26 PM (+v9b3) 177
I feel filthy when I watch Victorious. In a good way, but still
Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:26 PM (I2LwF) 178
Speaking of which--EoJ's voice was a lot squeakier than I imagined.
Posted by: tasker at December 07, 2012 08:27 PM (r2PLg) 179
Live and Learn. And try to stay "out'n da barrel". I did however pick my nic from that "My stupid mouth..has got me in trouble, I've said too much again...".
So, ya know, it's only a function of time... Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:27 PM (mkb9H) 180
That was my first thought, with stompy boots and spurs for both
contestants. I just wanted to make sure I was thinking properly, thanks! You do realize that they'll probably just turn on you, right? Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 07, 2012 08:12 PM (HwgHt)Oh, that would be more than I could have hoped for! Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 07, 2012 08:29 PM (1Y+hH) 181
. I did however pick my nic from that "My stupid mouth..has got me in trouble, I've said too much again..."
Oh I thought you had super fart powers Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:29 PM (I2LwF) 182
178- he cusses real good. i like this in a person. like samuel l. jackson but less... racist.
that was racist. i denounce myself. Posted by: whiskey tango at December 07, 2012 08:32 PM (JvP2I) 183
Does anyone else watch Reality Show on Showtime?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:33 PM (piMMO) 184
Hey Tru!
I always enjoy your posts even though we have not really "interacted". So in the spirit, and at the risk of crudeness -- my 16 year old shared this (interwebz junk) yesterday: Religion is like a penis: 1) It's okay to have one. 2) It's okay to be proud of it. 3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public. 4) And, It's NOT okay to force it on anyone. Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:33 PM (mkb9H) 185
Samuel L Jackson is a racist. No denounciation necessary.
Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:34 PM (I2LwF) Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 07, 2012 08:34 PM (piMMO) Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 07, 2012 08:34 PM (BAnPT) 188
Oh, wow, getting set for lack o' verbosity. You dont just beat a dead horse, you have the very annoying tendency of beating the ground where the dead horse was and switching over to your ewok nubbin.
Learn to write clearly and concisely. Fewer bits will suffer. And quit being a pussy bitch about things. Posted by: butternut at December 07, 2012 08:35 PM (nbYoV) 189
One of the, unintentionally, funniest current WWE gimmicks is Jinder Mahal. WWE's trying to go after the Indian market. The Great Khali is damn near crippled at this point so they need a replacement Indian -- Jinder Mahal. Khali is the Indian babyface and Mahal is the Indian heel. Mahal plays the evil foreigner insulting the audience in Punjabi.
Problem is he's Canadian. He's from Calgary. He does speak Punjabi, but when he speaks English he speaks in a super thick Strange Brew/Fargo accent. One step away from Take Off, Hoser! Kinda detracts from his evil maharajah gimmick. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 07, 2012 08:35 PM (R+6Q+) 190
Thanks, Cap. I'm glad you're here now.
But I have to disagree with #3. If you can't advertise, how will size queens know? Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:35 PM (I2LwF) 191
@181- Nope- that was me!
Posted by: Major Flatus at December 07, 2012 08:36 PM (1OZSU) Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2012 08:37 PM (I2LwF) 193
time for a thread calling out butternut yo
Posted by: JDP at December 07, 2012 08:37 PM (60GaT) 194
Giant whale carcass stinking up Barbara Steisand's Malibu manison:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ahewxnt Something must be done! I know - blow it up with dynamite.Posted by: Wm T Sherman I personally don't think it's the whale. It's Babs herself along with her superior intellectf and charm. Posted by: Cheri at December 07, 2012 08:40 PM (EAgmr) 195
oky doke
Posted by: butternut at December 07, 2012 08:40 PM (nbYoV) 196
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:05 PM (mkb9H)
My distaste for Google extends to the use of Chrome. Am I misguided (re Chrome)? Posted by: Hrothgar at December 07, 2012 08:08 PM (Cnqmv) SRware Iron. It's Chrome, with all the evil cocksucking Google tracking shit stripped out. Open source, and it's even legal. Really makes a difference if you're running an older machine or a netbook. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2012 08:42 PM (Rhie+) 197
190 "Size Queens". LOL.
- And, just in case anyone wanted to know - I'm big! (Or, at least I think so...) ; - ) Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:42 PM (mkb9H) 198
The greatest secret about talking in the local tongue is to simply and honestly try. Even if you can't muster more than 'bueno' and 'prego' Will be amazed at how the locals will try and help. And they will probably speak better English than you.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+Very true. I lived in Italy for 3 years and if you make an attempt to speak Italian - no matter how badly - the locals will help you out. Also, watching cartoonsin Italian is a great way to learnas well. Maybe on youtube? Posted by: Cheri at December 07, 2012 08:43 PM (EAgmr) 199
Fight Milk!
Fight Like a Crow! Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 07, 2012 08:44 PM (R+6Q+) 200
Flatbush, a message to you in the psy thread. At the bottom.
Posted by: EC at December 07, 2012 08:45 PM (doBIb) 201
193--Yo yo
Posted by: butternut at December 07, 2012 08:47 PM (nbYoV) 202
Hey Cheri. Hey Anna-Puma. I love all of you 'ettes.
- I am really glad of this blog. And, I'm happy you're "here". Good company! Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:47 PM (mkb9H) 203
Off to the new...See ya there?
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 08:49 PM (mkb9H) 204
3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public.
4) And, It's NOT okay to force it on anyone.So, are you saying that is wrong to do so? Explain, without pulling your religion out in public... Posted by: Grey Fox at December 07, 2012 08:50 PM (2aCCm) 205
Farmer style (not Gangnam):
http://preview.tinyurl.com/c8c7r8j Posted by: Thorvald at December 07, 2012 08:57 PM (1V6Pv) 206
when the cat's away the mice will play. uh oh.. emm he's still here.. nothing is going on honest.. really!
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at December 07, 2012 09:01 PM (OTWsz) 207
Grey- It was just internet junk. I am actually all for "public display". So long as it's "my" religion. I am actually "stealth" proselytizing in my little world. You want to see it?
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at December 07, 2012 09:08 PM (mkb9H) 208
SRware Iron. It's Chrome, with all the evil cocksucking Google tracking shit stripped out. Open source, and it's even legal. Really makes a difference if you're running an older machine or a netbook.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2012 08:42 PM (Rhie+) - Sounds like Iron is in my future. Thanks. Posted by: The Lightworker at December 07, 2012 09:29 PM (YGCAs) 209
I'm liking Iron. Thanks again, IllTemperedCur.
Posted by: The Lightworker at December 07, 2012 11:42 PM (Z6flO) 210
Alors, je vais cherchez le bon vin dans la cave.
It's the only French I thought would come in handy. Posted by: notsothoreau at December 08, 2012 12:23 AM (uPhCY) 211
@109..oh do I miss DOOM! That was my regular go to feature on AoS.
It was Brilliant and scintillating, maybe imitated, but never duplicated in its entirety. Doom, may it rest in peace! Speaking of DOOM, I just heard from that SMOD feller! Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at December 08, 2012 07:16 AM (f6XIc) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0331 seconds. |
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