"Mad As Hell"-Approved Fun Thread

Since Mad As Hell is out at Red Lobster eating like a King!!!, I guess we're permitted to relax.

So, here's a fun-time thread.

I have to mention this: Thank you to everyone who offered to guest blog. I will write back to you, soon.

However, I have now realized: My snap decision to take a vacation on Monday did not leave me enough time to actually arrange for my time off. So I'ma gonna push it back to the following week, which will give me all week to write a How to Blog email and send it out.

Thanks. So it'll be the following week.

I'll see if I can't get Mad as Hell to contribute some of his wisdom during my downtime.

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM



Comments

1
There's a place in the world for the angry young man
With his working class ties and his radical plans
He refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,
He's always at home with his back to the wall.
And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,
He struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-
And he likes to be known as the angry young man.

Give a moment or two to the angry young man,
With his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand.
He's been stabbed in the back, he's been misunderstood,
It's a comfort to know his intentions are good.
He sits in a room with a lock on the door,
With his maps and his medals laid out on the floor
And he likes to be known as the angry young man.

I believe I've passed the age of consciousness righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too, I had my pointless point of view,
Life went on no matter who was wrong or right,

And there's always a place for the angry young man,
With his fist in the air and his head in the sand.
And he's never been able to learn from mistakes,
He can't understand why his heart always breaks.
His honor is pure and his courage as well,
He's fair and he's true and he's boring as hell!
And he'll go to the grave as an angry old man.

Whoa, and there's always a place for the angry young man
With his working class ties and his radical plans
He refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,
He's always at home with his back to the wall.
And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,
He struggles and bleeds ‘til he hangs on the cross
And he likes to be known as the angry young man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpMv76SIUhg

Posted by: kbdabear at December 06, 2012 06:20 PM (wwsoB)

2 F*cking hushpuppies!

Posted by: angler at December 06, 2012 06:20 PM (SwjAj)

3 First?

Posted by: GJB at December 06, 2012 06:20 PM (deGdR)

4 mehhhh

Posted by: sad as hell at December 06, 2012 06:20 PM (60GaT)

5 So is anyone playing SWTOR? On one of the PvE servers, preferrably?

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2012 06:20 PM (hO9ad)

6 Oh man, keys to the caddy!

Posted by: sTevo at December 06, 2012 06:21 PM (VMcEw)

7 Think I'll take up knitting.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx must be half-a-fag over here at December 06, 2012 06:21 PM (GRvW4)

8 Hey Ace. Too late to volunteer?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2012 06:21 PM (XkWWK)

9 Can someone point me to the thread(s) where Mad as Hell was holding forth? I haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary today.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2012 06:21 PM (sdi6R)

10 1 Posted by: kbdabear at December 06, 2012 06:20 PM (wwsoB)


"I've seen the lights go out on Broadway..."


And now, I will put on "New York State of Mind," recall my youth and country, both sadly gone.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2012 06:23 PM (XkWWK)

11 Tell you what I'm mad as hell about! I'm mad as hell about everyone calling Medicare and Social Security "entlements"! Entitlements??? By God, I paid into those programs my whole life, so I'm entitled to them!

Never mind.

Posted by: jeanne at December 06, 2012 06:23 PM (GdalM)

12 Ma!!! That's not how you use a lobstah hammah!!! Give that to me!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!!!

Posted by: angler at December 06, 2012 06:24 PM (SwjAj)

13 Well, it is time for the Early Bird Special down at the Red Lobster.

He'd have gone to Sizzler instead but such a line at the salad bar...

Posted by: Coldstream at December 06, 2012 06:25 PM (qrCKL)

14 Posted by: angler at December 06, 2012 06:24 PM (SwjAj)

Now I'm hungry for a lobstah roll. Not too easy to find here in the desert. Thanks, man.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 06, 2012 06:25 PM (GRvW4)

15 Tell you what I'm mad as hell about! I'm mad as hell about everyone
calling Medicare and Social Security "entlements"! Entitlements??? By
God, I paid into those programs my whole life, so I'm entitled to them!


I call them waste. Better?

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2012 06:26 PM (hO9ad)

16 Red Lobster! Well, la di da! Guess the conservative cause can wait till you finish your seafood platter.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 06:26 PM (i0vBR)

17

Thinking one is entitled to Medicare or Social Security is like telling a mugger you're entitled to get your money back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2012 06:27 PM (XkWWK)

18 je me rends

Posted by: I am somewhat slighty perturbed at times at December 06, 2012 06:27 PM (ccXZP)

19 Red Lobster is to seafood as Olive Garden is to Italian.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 06, 2012 06:27 PM (GRvW4)

20 Well I am to do one of the things I always do for Christmas. Read Fredrick Forsyth's gem of a little story 'The Shepperd.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 06:28 PM (cvHsd)

21 Your vacation does not start on Monday? Seriously, some of us had high hopes of drunk ewok blogging by Monday afternoon to carry us through the doldrums until Christmas.

You should go to Disney. If you wait until the 22nd I could drive you down gratis. Of course you would be stuck sitting between my two kids who will probably talk your ears off about dinosaurs, mermaids, Godzilla and Cheetah. But my younger is likely to share Cheetah with you. For awhile. She is the one who wants to be a marine so she can be paid to shoot guns. She is 4.5 years old.

Posted by: Penfold at December 06, 2012 06:29 PM (bIsEX)

22 I figured Mad as Hell for a Golden Corral man. Although the chocolate fountain seems like something a goddamn RINO would think up.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 06:29 PM (+lsX1)

23 5 So is anyone playing SWTOR? On one of the PvE servers, preferrably?
Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2012 06:20 PM (hO9ad)


Funny you should ask. I just purchased a subscription after enjoying the game quite a bit f2p for a few days. And I like pve.

What server shall I join you on?

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 06:29 PM (I2LwF)

24 But you didn't getmy approval!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Broken exclamation point key so imaging a series of about 11 more exclamation points. Also free subscription to Allen G's Blogfor reconizing the logic fail).

Posted by: Madderere Than Madder than Hell at December 06, 2012 06:30 PM (zAfmA)

25 Because.... FUCK IT... Why not?

Posted by: Happy as Fuck at December 06, 2012 06:30 PM (WuCLB)

26 So being overly serious here gets you called out and shamed by Ace? Makes sense.

Posted by: L is screaming, show up damn SMOD! at December 06, 2012 06:31 PM (0PiQ4)

27 I think the Red Lobster dig is completely uncalled for.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2012 06:31 PM (QKKT0)

28 Someone in another thread about the guys having beer and paying the bill like our taxes. I always loved that one so I wrote my own a few years back. When I think of how we're taxed I am mad as hell. Feel free to share this.
Let me tell you a story about a 2X4 that went into a home. The land that grew the wood is taxed, The seedling the farmer bought was taxed. The equipment he used to plant and maintain the tree is taxed. The farmer was taxed when he sold the timber. The mill paid tax on the truck and gas just to get it there. Then the mill paid tax on the machines used to process the wood. They pay taxes for the mill itself. The workers who work at the mill had their wages taxed. Then the mill was taxed when they sold the lumber. The lumber yard paid tax on the truck and fuel tax to get it to the stores. The store pays tax on their store, the employees etc. They then sell the lumber, they are taxed on that. Now your contractor buys the wood. He's taxed on it via sales tax. He paid sales tax on all his equipment being used to build the home to cut the wood and nail it in place. His employees pay tax on their wages while building the home. The land the home is on is taxed. The contractor now sells someone the home. The profit is taxed. Now the consumer buys the home. Taxed again, the 2x4 that was taxed so many times is now in the wall of the home where the owner will pay property taxes as long as he owns the home. He will do so by paying with money made at his job, which of course is taxed as well. And we’re not taxed enough?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 06:32 PM (qnRAE)

29 And my hash tag is bIsEX. I love this place!!

Oh, you wanted us to stay on topic?

Posted by: Penfold at December 06, 2012 06:32 PM (bIsEX)

30
OK, I've been in meetings all day, WTF did I miss?!
Also Ace if you're pushing things back to next week maybe I can help out. But rather than "how to blog" I'll just send you some more missives and you can decide to post them or not.

Posted by: tsrblke at December 06, 2012 06:32 PM (GaqMa)

31 So being overly serious here gets you called out and shamed by Ace? Makes sense.

Posted by: L is screaming, show up damn SMOD! at December 06, 2012 06:31 PM (0PiQ4)

Looks like garrett got off easy.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 06, 2012 06:32 PM (GRvW4)

32 red lobster is one of the worst restaurants on the planet

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 06, 2012 06:32 PM (GVxQo)

33 How about if we just allow those "entitlements" to be voluntary, so no one else has to be forced to pay into them?

Posted by: JohnJ at December 06, 2012 06:33 PM (Tt6ky)

34 Red Lobster is to seafood as Olive Garden is to Italian.

pffffffft. I think you mean Red lobster is to seafood and Outback is to Australian. Well, except for the accent on their commercials. That's genuine, man.

Posted by: pep at December 06, 2012 06:33 PM (6TB1Z)

35 If I can't find my top hat and monocle we'll miss the early bird special again. Where is that blasted Jeeves anyway?

Posted by: A Rich Guy at December 06, 2012 06:33 PM (QKKT0)

36 My snap decision to take a vacation on Monday did not leave me enough
time to actually arrange for my time off. So I'ma gonna push it back to
the following week, which will give me all week to write a How to Blog
email and send it out.


Now THAT'S funny.

And yeah, about stepping away momentarily from HQ after the disgraceful Charlie Brown thread, um, sorry about that.

But the Missus is probably getting hungry and it's salmon on the grill tonight.

Because IT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!

(stepping away now. No. Seriously. I mean it this time. Byebye. Gotta go. I'll just refresh the thread(s) one or two more times. I can quit any time I want to.)

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2012 06:33 PM (NaNKB)

37 Maybe we need a knitting thread each Sunday.

Posted by: NCKate at December 06, 2012 06:34 PM (V1oS8)

38 and = as

Posted by: pep at December 06, 2012 06:34 PM (6TB1Z)

39 To all gun morons stocking up on ammo or firearms, do NOT go to Palmetto State Armory right now. They are slammed and are taking weeks to process orders. I just cancelled an order from last Thursday because they finally got back to me through email saying they still don't know when they will get around to processing my order. Not shipping it, but processing it! Fuck that shit. Someone on their FB page said they've been waiting 7 weeks now for their order to be processed!!! Sorry, but that's just poor customer service. Methinks they don't even have my order in stock, they're just subbing it out to another vendor.

Posted by: EC at December 06, 2012 06:34 PM (doBIb)

40 Do I like have to write an essay or something?

Posted by: I am mad as hell at December 06, 2012 06:34 PM (dlDhC)

41 Lobsta, drawn buttah and some Genesee cream ale.

Posted by: Penfold at December 06, 2012 06:34 PM (bIsEX)

42 Damn!

I took a nap and missed the last thread.

Ace, dude, when you are on you are, indeed, on.

Fucking brilliant. THAT is how you handle a troll.

We are not worthy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2012 06:35 PM (piMMO)

43
Why get mad? It's like getting mad at a glacier for sliding down a mountain. Or getting mad at helium for being an inert gas. Position yourself to profit from the impending collapse.

Smart money is on Wheelbarrows.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 06, 2012 06:35 PM (zAfmA)

44 I have to mention this: Thank you to everyone who offered to guest blog. I will write back to you, soon.


***

Oh. I offered to help, in the comments section, but never actually wrote to you. Should I send an email?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2012 06:36 PM (piMMO)

45 Wow EC, Seven Weeks? Geez. I hate to see the other places like Cheaper than Dirt or Midway. Does not sound good at all.

The only part of the economy that is booming is the guns and ammo sectors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 06:36 PM (cvHsd)

46 Posted by: EC at December 06, 2012 06:34 PM (doBIb)

Ammo.

This is gonna make 2009 look like a banner year. Couldn't find rounds anywhere, and when you did you paid out the ass.

I remember 9mm FMJ going for .50 a round. Good times.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 06, 2012 06:36 PM (GRvW4)

47 The ad for me is the 2012 Hess Helicopter and Rescue vehicle toy. Is it wrong that I really, really want that at a 6-year-old boy level of want?

Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2012 06:37 PM (CWlPF)

48 Not only are we going to NH ... we're going to SC and OK and AZ and ND and NM, and we're going to CA and TXand NY! And we're going to SD and OR and WA and MI And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House. (throws TV out the window) Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!

Posted by: Howard Dean Rourke at December 06, 2012 06:37 PM (i0vBR)

49 "45 Wow EC, Seven Weeks? Geez. I hate to see the other places like Cheaper than Dirt or Midway. Does not sound good at all.

The only part of the economy that is booming is the guns and ammo sectors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 06:36 PM (cvHsd) "

"The only part of the economy that is booming is the guns and ammo sectors."

Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:38 PM (aLLUm)

50 E-Mail sent to Ace about dat der guest blogging thing.

Also, what's this about SWTOR? I'm downloading it now. Video games don't hold my interest any more, but I have a fancy new computin' machine and willing to give it a try.

Posted by: ElKomandante at December 06, 2012 06:38 PM (LOCUC)

51 Do we get free beer?

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2012 06:38 PM (WUGe0)

52 19 Red Lobster is to seafood as Olive Garden is to Italian. ....

As mid-rats is to a restaurant.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at December 06, 2012 06:40 PM (3xuEM)

53 "48 Not only are we going to NH ... we're going to SC and OK and AZ and ND and NM, and we're going to CA and TXand NY! And we're going to SD and OR and WA and MI And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House. (throws TV out the window) Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!

Posted by: Howard Dean Rourke at December 06, 2012 06:37 PM (i0vBR) "

Roark.

(I think.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:40 PM (aLLUm)

54 I suppose most of you saw that both houses of Congress have decided we all need to pay Internet sales taxes. Even though the SC has said no to this in general, it's still obviously a good idea to them. Fair, even.

They leave no stone unturned in their efforts to tap our squeakholes just a tad more, and can't find a single f*cking thing to cut.

Some of the people up there in DC are theoretically on the side of lower taxes and less gubmint, but you couldn't prove it by me. LIB

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2012 06:40 PM (ccXZP)

55 Funny you should ask. I just purchased a subscription after enjoying the game quite a bit f2p for a few days. And I like pve.



What server shall I join you on?


Your pick. I've been wavering on getting in and was going to ask around on the gaming thread last weekend, but there wasn't one. I guess the choice is east coast vs. west coast, I'm probably closer to east (Chicago) to the extent it matters. The server populations seem about the same.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2012 06:40 PM (hO9ad)

56 You know what's fun? Inside jokes. WTF are you people talking about?

Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 06:40 PM (J4gw3)

57 I can't find 223/5.56 ammo for cheaper than 40 cents a round in bulk that's actually in stock. Lucky gunner has inventory but they're slightly more expensive. Looks like theyre the only game in town.

Posted by: EC at December 06, 2012 06:40 PM (doBIb)

58 Gotta admit, I'd put the revolution on hold for a Captain's Platter too.

Posted by: apotheosis at December 06, 2012 06:40 PM (xWk3U)

59 Maybe we need a knitting thread each Sunday.

Posted by: NCKate at December 06, 2012 06:34 PM (V1oS

already have a Chess thread

Posted by: The Dude at December 06, 2012 06:40 PM (tw6Ar)

60 What is drawn butter?

Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2012 06:41 PM (HtUkt)

61 Im not mad as hell but...

Well I have changed my habits as result of this election cycle. I am gay, me and my boyfriend of 13 years are conservative republicans. We cherish the wonderful liberties and freedoms that we can experience because we were lucky enough to have been born in this great nation. Among other gay men, we used to keep quiet and not express our political “persuasion” in order to avoid being mocked and ostracized. This election we decided to come out of the closet and boldly proclaim our love of liberty and this great nation to anyone we met, and damn the consequences. In the process we have shed some friends that we will not miss and gained some cherished ones. I think some change can be brought about, just by being “out and proud” regarding our political beliefs even if those beliefs cost us some invites to a dinner party with people we never really liked much anyway.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:41 PM (zFsL7)

62 > Red Lobster is to seafood as Olive Garden is to Italian.

Y'know, pal, some places in this country ain't exactly spoiled with choices when it comes to seafood.

Posted by: apotheosis at December 06, 2012 06:42 PM (xWk3U)

63 So how is the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral?

Posted by: Penfold at December 06, 2012 06:42 PM (bIsEX)

64 gigg423,

Dinner parties are gay, so you're not missing anything.


Posted by: EC at December 06, 2012 06:43 PM (doBIb)

65 43 "Position
yourself to profit from the impending collapse."

Posted by: Minuteman at December 06, 2012 06:35 PM (zAfmA)

Or at least do something to minimize the damage it's going to do to you and your loved ones.

Posted by: JohnJ at December 06, 2012 06:43 PM (Tt6ky)

66 Posted by: Penfold at December 06, 2012 06:32 PM (bIsEX)

That's an awesome hash. Why don't I ever get awesome hashes?

Posted by: EC at December 06, 2012 06:34 PM (doBIb)

My understanding is that there's a true shortage of ammo now. Either the government bought it all up or everybody went panic buying after the election (or maybe both).

Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2012 06:43 PM (CWlPF)

67 >>>>>>So how is the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral?

I feel sick when I see their commercials.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 06:43 PM (J4gw3)

68 Do you think that today's Angry Young Man has any "working class ties"?

He probably thinks those are just ties that aren't made of silk.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 06, 2012 06:44 PM (T0NGe)

69 gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:41 PM (zFsL7) >............../////.........Good for you! I'm sure it wasn't an easy decision.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 06:44 PM (qnRAE)

70
How about a Prepper Thread?

We could learn more about things like making Bark Soup...and Candle-making.

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 06:44 PM (CM59X)

71 Can I guest blog too? I'm too lazy to write an email to you.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:44 PM (HDgX3)

72 Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2012 06:37 PM (CWlPF)

I'm not the only one!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:44 PM (GsoHv)

73 "61 Im not mad as hell but...

Well I have changed my habits as result of this election cycle. I am gay, me and my boyfriend of 13 years are conservative republicans. We cherish the wonderful liberties and freedoms that we can experience because we were lucky enough to have been born in this great nation. Among other gay men, we used to keep quiet and not express our political “persuasion” in order to avoid being mocked and ostracized. This election we decided to come out of the closet and boldly proclaim our love of liberty and this great nation to anyone we met, and damn the consequences. In the process we have shed some friends that we will not miss and gained some cherished ones. I think some change can be brought about, just by being “out and proud” regarding our political beliefs even if those beliefs cost us some invites to a dinner party with people we never really liked much anyway.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:41 PM (zFsL7) "

If you and your boyfriend are conservative republicans (sure, why not), you might want to consider celibacy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:44 PM (aLLUm)

74 "Spiral" on Netflix isn't 'CSI' -- it's about the bureaucratic wars between the various police agencies in Paris ( which has its own autonomous police dept )


In France, like most of the world, "law and order" are not separate and there are no juries. An 'examining magistrate' works directly with the police to determine what, if anything, to charge you with. Cops therefore are more 'street police', as most detective work is done by special agencies within the National Police or by magistrates.


In "Spiral" , whichever English person is doing the translation does not know the appropriate equivalent of police agencies, and either there have been three different translators or the very old English lady they're using is gradually getting better


also, Mlle Proust has nice ta-tas

Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at December 06, 2012 06:44 PM (Dll6b)

75
(insert video of Larry Fine easting lobster chowder here).

Posted by: Farging Stooges at December 06, 2012 06:45 PM (+v9b3)

76 ok what are we doing


I'm watching The Dark Knight Rises for the 2nd time trying to figure it out

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 06, 2012 06:45 PM (8sCoq)

77 soooooo... my friend says he was diagnosed as having "william f. buckley tourrete's syndrome", b/c he occasionally blurts out stuff like,"every time your vag has morning breath, an angel gets his wings!!!"see, it's CEREBRAL profanity...

Posted by: Dogstar at December 06, 2012 06:45 PM (2MnmS)

78 In Colonial times, the idea of eating lobster was akin to eating roadkill.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 06, 2012 06:45 PM (85EaA)

79 Golden Corral has a chocolate fountain almost no booger-picking children have been continually sticking their fingers in AND fresh-made all-you-can-eat cotton candy!

WHY HAS NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF COMBINING THESE TWO MENU ITEMS?!?!?!

Posted by: apotheosis at December 06, 2012 06:45 PM (xWk3U)

80 Is this a thread about the "Mad About You" show?

Is it going to be in French?

Posted by: mpfs at December 06, 2012 06:45 PM (iYbLN)

81 You totally lost me with Red Lobster. Just sayin'

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 06, 2012 06:45 PM (n8LUb)

82 Y'know, pal, some places in this country ain't exactly spoiled with choices when it comes to seafood.




Posted by: apotheosis at December 06, 2012 06:42 PM (xWk3U)

Um, check my nic, dude.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 06, 2012 06:46 PM (GRvW4)

83
From the previous post -

382And on the topic of video games, I just started
playing Planetside 2. It's probably too much to hope that there's a
Moron Horde Outfit in that game on one of the servers, right?



Posted by: junior at December 06, 2012 06:33 PM (UWFpX)

me and zakn have toons on the mattherson server

Posted by: The Dude at December 06, 2012 06:37 PM (tw6Ar)
-----------------------------------------
Which faction? I've been trying it out as VS on Waterson. Haven't done much yet, but I'm thinking it might be worth sticking around for.


Posted by: junior at December 06, 2012 06:46 PM (UWFpX)

84 Drawn butter is clarified butter. You can make this at home by melting butter and letting the solids settle to the bottom of the pot. Not sure why I know that other than useless cooking trivia.

Posted by: Penfold at December 06, 2012 06:46 PM (bIsEX)

85
67 >>>>>>So how is the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral?

I feel sick when I see their commercials.

------

Oh yeah, me too.
The thought of dipping something into an open air fountain of chocolate that has been recycling people's germs for hours and hours....is really sickening.

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 06:46 PM (CM59X)

86 I'm going east coast but I don't know where. I have to wait to find out which server my wife will play on and then pick a different one so we can each utilize the max number of character slots.

Or more accurately, I can utilize the max number. She tends to play one toon a a time while I am an altaholic.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 06:47 PM (I2LwF)

87
Welcome to the new feature on AOSHQ, "Allen G Should Start A Blog", a Blog within a Blog, featuring topics on which Allen G would Blog about, that is, Allen G had a Blog.

Tonight's Blog Topic on the Blog within a Blog, "Allen G Should Start a Blog":
"Is Bossa Nova Going to Make a Long Awaited Comeback in 2013?"
Is Bossa Nova Going to Make a Long Awaited Comeback in 2013? I'm not sure, but probably not. But one can dream.
Respond in the New Comments Thingy of this Post.

Posted by: Allen G Should Start A Blog at December 06, 2012 06:47 PM (zAfmA)

88 also, in re Inspector Clouseau, they no longer call it the " Surete' "

Posted by: Whitey in Whitefish at December 06, 2012 06:47 PM (Dll6b)

89 I would blog about practical things...like how to convert breakfast cereal into val-u-rite.

Posted by: sTevo at December 06, 2012 06:47 PM (VMcEw)

90 I'm on a see-food diet, ace!!!111!!

Posted by: Fat As Hell at December 06, 2012 06:47 PM (jPVBi)

91 Gone for a week ?

Memorial Day Ace , remember Memorial Day ..........

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 06, 2012 06:47 PM (M2+F0)

92 Does this huge penis make my torso look small?

Posted by: No guy, ever at December 06, 2012 06:47 PM (I2LwF)

93 To borrow from Adam Carolla: The chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral is where they should put the birth control.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 06:47 PM (J4gw3)

94 Which faction? I've been trying it out as VS on
Waterson. Haven't done much yet, but I'm thinking it might be worth
sticking around for.


Posted by: junior at December 06, 2012 06:46 PM (UWFpX)

NC aka Conservatives

Posted by: The Dude at December 06, 2012 06:47 PM (tw6Ar)

95 jeebus, spacing is everything here, isn't it?

Posted by: Dogstar at December 06, 2012 06:48 PM (2MnmS)

96 61 gigg423:

Good for you, and good luck.

I'm not gay, but I'm an ex-liberal who's burned a number of friendships over the years. So I sort of know what you're going through.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2012 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

97 Posted by: EC at December 06, 2012 06:40 PM (doBIb)


http://www.ammoman.com/c/8/223-556

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:48 PM (GsoHv)

98 90...I like your style!!!

Posted by: MooChelle Obama at December 06, 2012 06:49 PM (8YWGG)

99 72 Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2012 06:37 PM (CWlPF)

I'm not the only one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:44 PM (GsoHv)

Yes! You just want to grab it and roll it around on the carpet while making engine noises. But then you would get The Look from the wife, dammit.

Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2012 06:49 PM (CWlPF)

100 85
67 >>>>>>So how is the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral?

I feel sick when I see their commercials.

------

Oh yeah, me too.
The thought of dipping something into an open air fountain of chocolate that has been recycling people's germs for hours and hours....is really sickening.
Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 06:46 PM (CM59X)It's a good way to get the clap.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 06, 2012 06:49 PM (zAfmA)

101 I'm at least "Slightly Annoyed As Hell". I'd be delighted to help.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 06, 2012 06:49 PM (ndlFj)

102 Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:41 PM (zFsL7) "

_____________________________-

I've known several gay men over the years. I was always surprised to find out their politics didn't lean as far to the left as I assumed. I guess it helped them "come out" to me since I am a right wing nutjob.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:49 PM (HDgX3)

103 This blog needs more drink tickets.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (BuSM8)

104 >>>>I'm not gay...


Mmm hm.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (J4gw3)

105 Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:41 PM (zFsL7)

Interesting.

It is now more difficult to come out of the closet as a conservative than as gay.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (GsoHv)

106 NC aka Conservatives
Posted by: The Dude at December 06, 2012 06:47 PM (tw6Ar)Heh. Figured as much.I may take a peek around later tonight.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (UWFpX)

107 Gigg, you are a heroic figure. I applaud you coming out!

Mirror-Universe Mitt, shut up

Posted by: No guy, ever at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (I2LwF)

108
Cher Ace, pour vouz:

laissez la brűlure de mauvais moments!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (XkWWK)

109 The chocolate fountain showed on the Golden Corral commercials makes me gag. Especially during flu season. IYKWWIM

Posted by: mpfs at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (iYbLN)

110 "He'd have gone to Sizzler instead but such a line at the salad bar..."

The slowest thing on Earth is a woman at a salad bar.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (ndlFj)

111 Next remake - Indiana Jones and the Chocolate Fountain of Doom.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 06:51 PM (cvHsd)

112 please hide the knives while you are away.
i know many of us are feeling a little depressed and striking out at our fellow com-padres (ok maybe just me) cause it's all about me.

srsly, have a great time enjoy life, but don't eat too many pancakes a it makes you fat, and well we like a chubby ewk but have limits.
Oh, and talk Monty into typing a post or two!

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 06:51 PM (nqBYe)

113 @runningrebel

Good sick or bad sick?

Posted by: Penfold at December 06, 2012 06:51 PM (bIsEX)

114 Every thread devolves into a battle anyway.I'm sick of morons fighting.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 06:51 PM (9XBK2)

115 "102 Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:41 PM (zFsL7) "

_____________________________-

I've known several gay men over the years. I was always surprised to find out their politics didn't lean as far to the left as I assumed. I guess it helped them "come out" to me since I am a right wing nutjob.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:49 PM (HDgX3) "

He's almost certainly trolling. The "point" of his post is to imply that the Republicans would win if only they were even nicer to the gays, or something.


(Make Conservatives feel bad about opposing Gay marriage.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:51 PM (aLLUm)

116 104 >>>>I'm not gay...


Mmm hm.
Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (J4gw3)


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2012 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

117 Posted by: NCKate at December 06, 2012 06:34 PM (V1oS

Well, knitting is something I actually know quite a bit about (not that that prevents me from holding-forth on other topics of course). I know that a couple of 'Ettes either knit or crochet and have Ravelry accounts, in case you brought up the subject because you are interested in it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 06, 2012 06:52 PM (wbeNt)

118 Oh yeah, me too. The thought of dipping something into an open air fountain of chocolate that has been recycling people's germs for hours and hours....is really sickening.
Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 06:46 PM (CM59X) ..............................Ugh, well I guess I can scratch that off the list of things to never eat. I've seen them at weddings but never partook, mainly because chocolate and scotch aren't a great combo. I don't like buffets in general. I'm no food snob, but all the sweat pant wearing 300 pounders mooing their way through the line is gross to me. And as a germaphobe, all the people mawing through the food and grabbing the spoons without washing their hands is just nasty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 06:52 PM (qnRAE)

119 "105 Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:41 PM (zFsL7)

Interesting.

It is now more difficult to come out of the closet as a conservative than as gay.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (GsoHv) "

Progress!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:52 PM (aLLUm)

120 steevy, we'll settle down, takes time.

i'm going to try a calgon bath every evening for a week and see if that helps. and read only fluff novels for fun.

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 06:52 PM (nqBYe)

121
The thought of dipping something into an open air fountain of chocolate that has been recycling people's germs for hours and hours....is really sickening.
Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 06:46 PM (CM59X)It's a good way to get the clap.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Just imagine what people dip there when you're not looking.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (85EaA)

122
Some of the people up there in DC are theoretically on the side of lower taxes and less gubmint, but you couldn't prove it by me. LIB

Yeah, and that whole "representing" thingy is funny now. I seriously can't remember the last time anybody I voted for did one damned thing I wanted them to do. If they had, I'd still have a decent job.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (yiIja)

123
He's almost certainly trolling. The "point" of
his post is to imply that the Republicans would win if only they were
even nicer to the gays, or something.





(Make Conservatives feel bad about opposing Gay marriage.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:51 PM (aLLUm)

_______________________________________________STFU. Please. Thank you.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (HDgX3)

124 If you and your boyfriend are conservative republicans (sure, why not), you might want to consider celibacy.

Also, you might want to get a lot more serious about stuff. That's the main thing right now. Too many guys doing gay stuff and not being serious enough about other stuff. Take a lesson from Rick Santorum. That guy is super serious.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (+lsX1)

125 "107 Gigg, you are a heroic figure. I applaud you coming out!

Mirror-Universe Mitt, shut up

Posted by: No guy, ever at December 06, 2012 06:50 PM (I2LwF) "

Yes. He's a heroic figure. You're a heroic figure. You have so much in common...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (aLLUm)

126 Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2012 06:49 PM (CWlPF)

I bought some Bucky Balls, and my wife looked at me with disdain. Apparently she hadn't realized that at some level I am nine years old and desperately looking for the matches to light those neat firecrackers I just found.

I even thought of explaining that they were for showing the kids the 3D structure of molecules, but she would never have bought it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (GsoHv)

127 The thought of dipping something into an open air fountain of chocolate
that has been recycling people's germs for hours and hours....is really
sickening.



I guess we'll scratch the Fountain of Oysters idea.

Posted by: Golden Corral Dept of Product Planning at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (QKKT0)

128 Oh fuck sorry sock

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (I2LwF)

129 The thought of dipping something into an open air fountain of chocolate
that has been recycling people's germs for hours and hours....is really
sickening.

Well, that just leaves more for me and Moochelle but then we believe in fighting for what we believe in.

Posted by: Fat As Hell at December 06, 2012 06:54 PM (jPVBi)

130 126
I bought a set of Bucky Balls too. They're neato.

Posted by: mpfs at December 06, 2012 06:54 PM (iYbLN)

131 I guess we'll scratch the Fountain of Oysters idea.
Posted by: Golden Corral Dept of Product Planning at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (QKKT0)

now that is an unappealing visual, actually the audio of a fountain of oysters is not so great either.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 06, 2012 06:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

132 Liberals: If we only tax the rich all our problems go away

SoCons: If we only push gays back into the closet and pretend they don't exist all our problems go away.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:55 PM (HDgX3)

133 "123
He's almost certainly trolling. The "point" of
his post is to imply that the Republicans would win if only they were
even nicer to the gays, or something.





(Make Conservatives feel bad about opposing Gay marriage.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:51 PM (aLLUm)

_______________________________________________STFU. Please. Thank you.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (HDgX3) "

Any other brilliant insights you'd like to contribute?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:55 PM (aLLUm)

134 Anyway, SW TOR ? I'm going to get to it later. Maybe tomorrow I don't know.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 06:55 PM (I2LwF)

135 Just imagine what people dip there when you're not looking.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (85EaA)

A school buddy worked as a janitor at the Hershey factory for a summer or two.

He told me never, ever eat Hershey chocolate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:55 PM (GsoHv)

136 Oh, bad sick. Real Bad.

It's not the germs. I'm not afraid of germs. It's the filth.

It's like the difference between getting a germ from a nearby sneeze and some slow moving ground pounder spitting in your mouth.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 06:56 PM (J4gw3)

137
I guess we'll scratch the Fountain of Oysters idea.

Posted by: Golden Corral Dept of Product Planning at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (QKKT0)



now that is an unappealing visual, actually the audio of a fountain of oysters is not so great either.

Posted by: yankeefifth

Can you visualize explosive diarrhea?

Posted by: mpfs at December 06, 2012 06:56 PM (iYbLN)

138 "124 If you and your boyfriend are conservative republicans (sure, why not), you might want to consider celibacy.

Also, you might want to get a lot more serious about stuff. That's the main thing right now. Too many guys doing gay stuff and not being serious enough about other stuff. Take a lesson from Rick Santorum. That guy is super serious.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (+lsX1) "

Sure. Why not.


(Glad we didn't nominate Santorum. We might have lost...)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:56 PM (aLLUm)

139 I'm rolling nine packs of homemade cigarettes. Then I'm going to crack into a subway sandwich.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 06:56 PM (I2LwF)

140 What do you get when you dip a Red Lobster into a Chocolate fountain? MAD AS HELL!!!!

Posted by: Minuteman at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (zAfmA)

141 What the hell are Bucky Balls? I live in a house full of women so I don't get to see some of the cool shit they have for boys now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (qnRAE)

142 "I guess we'll scratch the Fountain of Oysters idea."

Posted by: Golden Corral Dept of Product Planning at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (QKKT0)

This is why I come here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (GsoHv)

143 not defending MUMR, buuut...

E-Cons (econCons? If only we ditched Teh Social Issues, the whole country would love our economic program that hasn't been updated since the '80s

Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (60GaT)

144 Any other brilliant insights you'd like to contribute?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:55 PM (aLLUm)

____________
To you? Nah. You'd call me a faggot or something.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (HDgX3)

145 damn smiley face

Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (60GaT)

146 129...Straight Up...!

Posted by: MooChelle Obama at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (8YWGG)

147 Oh, totally not trolling. I know some people will instantly have hackles up, Im a big boy I can take it. I see no point in advancing a "gay" agenda. I have no desire for same sex marriage, etc. The liberals have done a bang-up job helping the black community, I have no desire at all to be made into a permanent victim.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (zFsL7)

148 What the hell are Bucky Balls? I live in a house
full of women so I don't get to see some of the cool shit they have for
boys now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (qnRAE)

not really for kinds but they're small round magnets

Posted by: The Dude at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (tw6Ar)

149 My cat always hollers like a cowboy on a bronco when he takes a dump. It doesn't sound like he's in pain, and the vet says he's fine. I guess he's just having fun.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (i0vBR)

150 E-Cons (econCons? If only we ditched Teh Social Issues, the whole country would love our economic program that hasn't been updated since the '80s


Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (60GaT)
______
economic freedom has no expiration date

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (HDgX3)

151 Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (qnRAE)

Amazingly powerful magnets.

http://www.getbuckyballs.com/



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (GsoHv)

152 5 So is anyone playing SWTOR? On one of the PvE servers, preferrably?

I'm on, just subbed to see if they improved the mob placement/questflow from the first month (they didn't) and am just farting around. Make sure to post which faction along with the server and I'll be on this weekend.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (IOSGZ)

153 Can you visualize explosive diarrhea? Posted by: mpfs at December 06, 2012 06:56 PM (iYbLN)

Is that like world peace?

Or whirled peas?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (RqkrF)

154 It's a good way to get the clap.

Yeah, my wife got gonorrhea that way once. Next to bus seats, the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral is the easiest way to get it.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (+lsX1)

155 "132 Liberals: If we only tax the rich all our problems go away

SoCons: If we only push gays back into the closet and pretend they don't exist all our problems go away.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:55 PM (HDgX3) "

Nordicistic Squishcons: If only we embrace the Gays and tell the Hispanics to go fuck themselves/vote Democrat often enough, all our problems will go away.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (aLLUm)

156 3% of people are homosexual. So the whole can't get married problem affects maybe. 10% of 3%. Those folks can get a civil unions and call it whatever they want to. Whatever.

I so don't care either way.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 06:59 PM (I2LwF)

157 I'm going east coast but I don't know where. I have to wait to find out
which server my wife will play on and then pick a different one so we
can each utilize the max number of character slots.



Or more accurately, I can utilize the max number. She tends to play one toon a a time while I am an altaholic.


Hmm. I was under the impression the character slots were account wide rather than per server. Let's say Shadowlands for now then.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2012 06:59 PM (hO9ad)

158 which will give me all week to write a How to Blog email and send it out.

Step 1 - check the Hot Air headlines

I keed, I keed!

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 06, 2012 06:59 PM (qcI/q)

159
141What the hell are Bucky Balls? I live in a house full of women so I don't get to see some of the cool shit they have for boys now.

----------

It's a desk toy, made up of magnetized ball bearings.
You can smush them around into different shapes.

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:00 PM (CM59X)

160 "E-Cons?"

Fiscons, short for fiscal conservatives

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 07:00 PM (i0vBR)

161 So I'ma gonna push it back to the following week, which will give me all week to write a How to Blog email and send it out.


ooh. right before christmas

good plan, many of us will be out and about that time, too

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 06, 2012 07:00 PM (LpQbZ)

162
I've never been to the Golden Corral, but if one more of you says that chocolate has any ability to transfer germs, I. Will. Kill. You., and tell Willie Wonka too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2012 07:00 PM (n/ubI)

163 "144 Any other brilliant insights you'd like to contribute?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 06:55 PM (aLLUm)

____________
To you? Nah. You'd call me a faggot or something.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (HDgX3) "

You're a smart one...


(Faggot.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:00 PM (aLLUm)

164 What the hell are Bucky Balls?

For one thing? Banned. They're going out of business.

Thank the Consumer Product Safety Commission.

http://www.getbuckyballs.com/

Posted by: AmishDude at December 06, 2012 07:01 PM (T0NGe)

165 I heard they had the first gay marriage at West Point.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 07:01 PM (9XBK2)

166
A school buddy worked as a janitor at the Hershey factory for a summer or two.

He told me never, ever eat Hershey chocolate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:55 PM (GsoHv)
================================
Well, the expression "Hershey Highway" didn't invent itself!

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 06, 2012 07:01 PM (85EaA)

167 "economic freedom has no expiration date"

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (HDgX3)

Check the box.

Mine says November 4, 2008.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:01 PM (GsoHv)

168 I have no desire at all to be made into a permanent victim. Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (zFsL7)

That's the point, it's not about you.

It's about them. You are just the tool.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 06, 2012 07:01 PM (RqkrF)

169 HOLY COW there are some mean bitches in here! I swear my only point was to be more vocal about the benefits of conservatism to friends and family.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:02 PM (zFsL7)

170 We need to get together since there are several people here who play.

Moron guild.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:02 PM (I2LwF)

171 I even thought of explaining that they were for showing the kids the 3D structure of molecules, but she would never have bought it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (GsoHv)

Yeah, my wife wouldn't accept that the Stonehenge model was intended to explain the concept of megaliths to the kids. Women seem to sense this sort of thing.

Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2012 07:02 PM (CWlPF)

172 Oh, and the CPSC is the tip of the iceberg with the Bucky Ball fiasco.

You know who the real problem is, don't you?

Think about it.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 06, 2012 07:02 PM (T0NGe)

173 @149 Tatoo ,

That could be the sickest thing ever posted on this blog . Well done .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 06, 2012 07:02 PM (M2+F0)

174 "147 Oh, totally not trolling. I know some people will instantly have hackles up, Im a big boy I can take it. I see no point in advancing a "gay" agenda. I have no desire for same sex marriage, etc. The liberals have done a bang-up job helping the black community, I have no desire at all to be made into a permanent victim.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (zFsL7) "

If you say so.


I look forward to a lot of posts which do not revolve around teh Gay from you.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:02 PM (aLLUm)

175 147
Oh, totally not trolling. I know some people will instantly have
hackles up, Im a big boy I can take it. I see no point in advancing a
"gay" agenda. I have no desire for same sex marriage, etc. The liberals
have done a bang-up job helping the black community, I have no desire at
all to be made into a permanent victim.



Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (zFsL7)


People always think someone new is trolling, gigg. Happens at every site I've ever been to.

Welcome!

Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2012 07:03 PM (X6akg)

176 127
I guess we'll scratch the Fountain of Oysters idea.



Posted by: Golden Corral Dept of Product Planning at December 06, 2012 06:53 PM (QKKT0)

My eyes are welling up from laughing so hard. Bravo.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at December 06, 2012 07:03 PM (9SwFX)

177 > So is anyone playing SWTOR? On one of the PvE servers, preferrably?

On Prophecy of the Five. It's a PvP server though.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at December 06, 2012 07:03 PM (K1JW0)

178 I'm still willing to help out with the guest blogging.

hat@politicalhat.com

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at December 06, 2012 07:03 PM (XvHmy)

179 CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (GsoHv) ........Cool! Thanks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 07:03 PM (qnRAE)

180 "150 E-Cons (econCons? If only we ditched Teh Social Issues, the whole country would love our economic program that hasn't been updated since the '80s


Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (60GaT)
______
economic freedom has no expiration date

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (HDgX3) "

What about freedom of speech?


(Faggot.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:03 PM (aLLUm)

181
Ace recommended some sort of salted caramel a couple of weeks ago. Actually, salt + sweet is a big hit with Scandis. All their candies are salted. I think this is why bacon hot fudge sundaes actually tastes good. The salt from the bacon enhances the chocolate/ice cream sweet delicious.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 06, 2012 07:03 PM (e/Cti)

182 "economic freedom has no expiration date"

well this sounds nice but the problem is to a lot of Americans right now "economic freedom" means something entirely else, especially when the GOP doesn't seem to have much of a concrete plan on anything besides tax rates

i don't pretend to have the answers, i'm not a wonk, and whatever the answer is i don't want it to ape liberalism. but the issue is that the talk about economic liberty, free markets etc. etc., while obviously not bad, increasingly seems like a meaningless abstraction to people who aren't seeing much improvement in their situations.

btw i don't mind "deviations" from the conservative platform on the cultural side some people might have, and obviously it does turn some people off. i just object to the idea that it's The One Thing that's holding the GOP back.

Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (60GaT)

183 <i>147 The liberals
have done a bang-up job helping the black community, I have no desire at
all to be made into a permanent victim.</i>

Well said.

Posted by: ElKomandante at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (LOCUC)

184
Evening all. I had an eye opening day at work. I am Reg.Dir. of Sales for a fortune 400, and have been working on reviewingsales goals for reps in 2013. One of our hotshot 28 yr old, single, talented reps. did not increase his goal even 10% rather, kept it at 2012 level. So, we had a chat and he explained that he ran the calculations based on what he thinks his increased tax liability will be and figured that he would have to actually increase 17% to financially make it worth his while to go into a new tax bracket. That in a "normal" world you would just jack the 401K and IRA and park it. However, he doesn't feel like loosing it when the Govt decides to take our retirement accts. Then he explained that the economic outlook appears shakey enough and clients are inert due to not knowing what to expect that he anticipates struggling to make it to the 2012 goal. Either way, he's thought it through. My disgust with our Govt is complete. A young, smart, energetic, creative guy like this should be thinking about how he's going to get to the next level in his success. This is what they are doing to the next generation of producers. They are stripping them of dreams of what their success in life can provide them. The lowering of expectations has begun and those people who try to make people understand that our kids and grandkids will have a lower standard of living are spot on. We are seeing it begin by the lowered expectations and developement of a survival instinct instead of a success driven American Dream.

Posted by: Daily Dish at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (+b3dK)

185 >>>>>HOLY COW there are some mean bitches in here!

There are a number of internet tough guys here.

They're pretty butch.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (J4gw3)

186 "I so don't care either way."

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 06:59 PM (I2LwF)

Don't you DARE turn your back on me!

I am important and I demand that you pay attention to me!

Posted by: Out and proud at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (GsoHv)

187 165
I heard they had the first gay marriage at West Point.


Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 07:01 PM (9XBK2)

_____________
And the sun still came up the next day?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (HDgX3)

188 Overheard at Red Lobster:

"Dessert?"

"No. I'm Mad As Hell, and I can't take anymore!"

Posted by: OCD con at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (+Gft4)

189 We are definately 150% meaner since the election.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (9XBK2)

190 >>> gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (zFsL7)

Welcome!

Posted by: Walkers! at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (e/Cti)

191 @149 - Okay, I laughed way too much at that. Thank you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (DuH+r)

192 I'm mostly giggling, but damn kind of like walking into a bar, nodding hello to a patron then getting hit in the face with a shovel.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (zFsL7)

193 "156 3% of people are homosexual. So the whole can't get married problem affects maybe. 10% of 3%. Those folks can get a civil unions and call it whatever they want to. Whatever.

I so don't care either way.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 06:59 PM (I2LwF) "

You might not care. But Leftists do.

And there are many reasons for that.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:05 PM (aLLUm)

194
141What the hell are Bucky balls?

A: eBuckminsterfullerene (or buckyball) is a spherical fullerene molecule with the formula C60 named for Buckminster Fuller's iconic dome design, now a desk toy.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 07:05 PM (i0vBR)

195 haha gigg, wear kevlar and a construction hat.

we've all taken our minute or two in the barrel.

and sometimes we have brownies!

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:05 PM (nqBYe)

196 Gigg, the place will grow on you. Some will grow like a fungus. Others like a cancer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:05 PM (cvHsd)

197 I look forward to a lot of posts which do not revolve around teh Gay from you.

But then how would he get advice from you on how to conduct his life? Let's not be too hasty here.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 07:06 PM (+lsX1)

198 There are a number of internet tough guys here. They're pretty butch. Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (J4gw3)

Yes. "Butch" in the lesbian sense.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 06, 2012 07:06 PM (RqkrF)

199 Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2012 07:03 PM (X6akg)

Ignore her....she's a troll.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:06 PM (GsoHv)

200 don't remember where my TOR toon is at, haven't played since March

Posted by: The Dude at December 06, 2012 07:06 PM (tw6Ar)

201 so i've just learned what bucky balls are and they've already been banned?

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:06 PM (nqBYe)

202 gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:02 PM (zFsL7) ...............Welcome, I think you'll find most of the morons pretty welcoming. The ones who aren't, Meh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 07:06 PM (qnRAE)

203 And there should have been a smiley face on that last comment.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (GsoHv)

204 "169 HOLY COW there are some mean bitches in here! I swear my only point was to be more vocal about the benefits of conservatism to friends and family.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:02 PM (zFsL7) "

Your point was to insult people who don't like Gay marriage. Which is what you are now doing. Good job.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (aLLUm)

205 Ma!!! That's not how you use a lobstah hammah!!! Give that to me!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!!!

Hammah? That sounds like muh .45.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (FQIE1)

206
However, I have now realized: My snap decision to take a vacation on
Monday did not leave me enough time to actually arrange for my time off.






*snerk*

God, I love this place.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (TIIx5)

207 Marijuana is legal in NJ now, too.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (i0vBR)

208 Can I guest blog and just make my posts "call out" posts for select commentors?

Posted by: A-Hole at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (g5JeX)

209 I. Really. Don't. Care. I'm not judging people on their sex or sexuality.

Anyhow.

What sever are we playin on and which faction?

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (I2LwF)

210 then getting hit in the face with a shovel.

Well you got the full welcome then. Just don't ask anybody what something means?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (n/ubI)

211 192 I'm mostly giggling, but damn kind of like walking into a bar, nodding hello to a patron then getting hit in the face with a shovel. Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (zFsL7)

That pretty much sums up the AoSHQ lifestyle right there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 06, 2012 07:08 PM (RqkrF)

212 147 Oh, totally not trolling. I know some people will instantly have hackles up, Im a big boy I can take it. I see no point in advancing a "gay" agenda. I have no desire for same sex marriage, etc. The liberals have done a bang-up job helping the black community, I have no desire at all to be made into a permanent victim.
Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (zFsL7)

I'm going to take you at your word and say fight the good fight. I have no problem with gays. I have a problem with Professional Gay Victims.

Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2012 07:08 PM (CWlPF)

213 Tattoo... good gosh Chris Christie with the munchies... ddduuudee!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:08 PM (cvHsd)

214 "185 >>>>>HOLY COW there are some mean bitches in here!

There are a number of internet tough guys here.

They're pretty butch.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (J4gw3) "

Yep.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:08 PM (aLLUm)

215 Posted by: Daily Dish at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (+b3dK)

_____________________________________________

Colleague of mine told me a similar story. She hires sub contractors for IT projects. This one guy told her he's not doing any more work this year because it's not worth working the last couple of months when almost 50% of his income goes to tax. The system is set up to discourage anyone with ambition from working.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 07:09 PM (HDgX3)

216 I guess we'll scratch the Fountain of Oysters idea.

But the fountain of mayonnaise? That is so on!

Posted by: Golden Corral Dept of Product Planning also at December 06, 2012 07:09 PM (6TB1Z)

217 I for one say, they can have my balls when they pry them from my cold dead hands!!!!!!!Viva Le' BuckyBalls!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 07:09 PM (qnRAE)

218 Good on Zimmerman !
http://news.yahoo.com/george-zimmerman-sues-nbc-reporters-221734555.html

Posted by: cu'chulainn at December 06, 2012 07:09 PM (S2usR)

219 "...then getting hit in the face with a shovel."

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (zFsL7)

It's like that most days.

Sometimes it gets tough though.

And...if you use a fucking ampersand I will hunt you down and kill you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:09 PM (GsoHv)

220 "187 165
I heard they had the first gay marriage at West Point.


Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 07:01 PM (9XBK2)

_____________
And the sun still came up the next day?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (HDgX3) "

You're a long-sighted one, aren't you.


(Faggot.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:09 PM (aLLUm)

221 To you? Nah. You'd call me a faggot or something.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 06:57 PM (HDgX3)

Just stay more than 1,000 yards from Thorvald, and you'll be alright.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at December 06, 2012 07:09 PM (NL15p)

222 I don't do much on Twitter anymore but it seems even the gay conservatives are divided on gay marriage.GayPatriot is a great blogger btw,fun to follow on Twitter.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 07:10 PM (9XBK2)

223 The chocolate fountain at Golden Corral is actually Brown 25


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 06, 2012 07:10 PM (8sCoq)

224 Hey guys, quiet down. I think I heard Mad As Hell pull up in the drive way.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 06, 2012 07:10 PM (zAfmA)

225 29 Oh, you wanted us to stay on topic?

-------

Topic?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 06, 2012 07:10 PM (NmR1a)

226 cu'chulainn,

wow , nice!

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:10 PM (nqBYe)

227
192I'm mostly giggling, but damn kind of like walking into a bar, nodding hello to a patron then getting hit in the face with a shovel.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (zFsL7)

---------

Eh well, it can get rowdy here.
But it's some of the most hilarious snark on the interwebs.

Welcome.
Feel free to swing back, when someone takes a swing at you.
"Fuck you" is sort of a term of endearment around here.

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:10 PM (CM59X)

228 Anyone play bf3 on ps3?

Posted by: munchies at December 06, 2012 07:10 PM (sbDFk)

229 And don't forget, gigg, you can use the shovel to make an AK!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at December 06, 2012 07:10 PM (GRvW4)

230
"...then getting hit in the face with a shovel."

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:04 PM (zFsL7)







You sure that's a shovel?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2012 07:11 PM (TIIx5)

231 "197 I look forward to a lot of posts which do not revolve around teh Gay from you.

But then how would he get advice from you on how to conduct his life? Let's not be too hasty here.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 07:06 PM (+lsX1) "

Please give me some more advice on what I may, or may not say.


(Faggot.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:11 PM (aLLUm)

232 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (aLLUm)

_____________

What is your problem with gay marriage specifically? As you said it only affects 10% of 3% of the population. So why do you get your panties in such a wad over what 0.3% of the population does?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 07:11 PM (HDgX3)

233 We've got a video game thread
We've got a gun thread
Hell CAC even puts on an art thread every now and again.

Ace I think it's time to implement a weekly Film thread. With mad as hell's approval of course. The cause comes second of after all!

First is obviously cheddar biscuits.

Posted by: Cashin at December 06, 2012 07:11 PM (TYEu4)

234 173 Bill, I think I'm going nuts.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 07:11 PM (i0vBR)

235 Just stay more than 1,000 yards from Thorvald, and you'll be alright.

I dunno, after enduring his screeds last night I had to spend 8 hours today on dialysis.

The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 06, 2012 07:11 PM (RqkrF)

236

So, basically these two threads are supposed to be "Footloose" or something?

"Just don't know that I believe in everything you believe in. But I believe in you."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (kdS6q)

237 all the moron lawyers should get together and draw up an Amicus Curiae

Posted by: cu'chulainn at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (S2usR)

238
What sever are we playin on and which faction?

I'm suggesting The Shadowlands, good side

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (hO9ad)

239 You say economic freedom like it's common knowledge that that's a good thing.

It's not. For a number of reasons.

For many, being on assistance is the best living they've ever had. They have no problem with the forms or the waiting lines because they receive a better life than what they themselves can manage to eke out.

Whether that says something only about them or the country or both, I'm not sure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (3E2th)

240 @149 So THAT'S what gay marriage is all about. I was confused. Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (n8LUb)

241 Ma!!! That's not how you use a lobstah hammah!!! Give that to me!!!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!!!!!

Hammah? That sounds like muh .45.
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (FQIE1)

I have no idea where that is from or what it refers to - and I do not care either - it is funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

242 Have gay people actually thought any of this through?

Do they know any single heterosexual males? They actually want marriage? Really? I guess it's nice when it's totally optional and you can make a political statement when you're in your dotage, but do you want to be nagged into it? Really?

And repealing DADT. Really smart, fellas. Sure the lesbians think it's totally cool, but don't you guys see something wrong here? There's a chill wind blowing. Or maybe it's just a...draft.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (T0NGe)

243 The last thread petered out and nobody saw this (it was the last comment as of a few minutes ago) so I wanted to repost it here:

I know this was a tongue-in-cheek post to make fun of MadAsHell, but how's this for a strategy for the Senate in 2014:

Demonize
the living hell out of Harry Reid (I mean by running ads and having
every Republican pol and spokesperson bash him nonstop) and then tie
every single Dem Senate candidate to him in every state where there will
be a Senate election in 2014. They voted for this vile freak for
Majority Leader, make the fuckers own it. It shouldn't be that hard. I
can't think of anybody who would be easier to demonize. He isn't
likeable, he looks like a child molester, his voice is creepy as fuck,
and his own words can be used against him to devastating effect.

For
instance you could have an ad portraying him as a semi-psychotic,
creepy old pervert. Play the clip of him saying Kristin Gillibrand is
the hottest member of the Senate, then cut away to Buffalo Bill from
Silence of the Lambs saying "it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it
gets the hose again". Then cut back to Reid saying Chris Coons is his
pet. Then cut to Buffalo Bill saying "it places the lotion in the
basket". I'm sure there's an abundance of video of him saying creepy
things that could be mashed-up with quotes from movie psychos. And every
Republican who has the balls to do so should imply that Reid is a
creepy old pervert every opportunity they get.

Then you can have
an ad portraying him an angry, miserable old fool. The clips of him
calling people "evil-mongers" and talking about how the tourists stink
up the Capitol building would work here, but again, I'm sure there's
much more that could be used.

Third, hit him hard on his attempt
to end the filibuster. Clip after clip of Dem Senators going batshit
crazy over the discussion of using the nuclear option to get a nominee
confirmed, interspersed with Reid talking about ending the filibuster.
Paint Reid as an extremist and the rest of them as shameless, craven,
lying hipocrits.

Then go after him on his failure to pass a
single budget in his entire tenure as majority leader. Beat the hell out
of him over this. Blame him for the country's fiscal mess and blame
every Dem Senate candidate for making him Majority Leader.

Dehumanize
him and make him radioactive, and then use him to tar the rest of the
Dem candidates by association. Hammer home the point that no matter how
nice and upstanding the Dem candidate seems they are nothing but Harry
Reid's puppet, and if they are elected, the vile, corrupt, lying,
incompetent, irresponsible, immoral, hipocritical, sexually-deviant
criminal Harry Reid, who might even be a child molester, will remain
Senate Majority Leader. And we can't have reprehensible scum like Harry
Reid as Majority Leader, can we?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (KSjsb)

244
210...Just don't ask anybody what something means?

What does this mean?

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (CM59X)

245
I keep HEARING my stupid email making the "new mail" sound, but I can't SEE the damn new mail! I am NOT having any of your so-called "fun," sir!
Good Day!

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (7v5Ct)

246 I believe in my smelf.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:12 PM (I2LwF)

247 Ignore her....she's a troll.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:06 PM (GsoHv)

It's twue....it's twue.

Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2012 07:13 PM (X6akg)

248 What's next at Golden Corral? The Fountain of Clam Chowder, both red and white.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:13 PM (cvHsd)

249 since when is tami a troll?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 06, 2012 07:13 PM (GVxQo)

250 and if we are discussing threads, I think one describing tricks/ideas etc. on how to assist people who are trying to go Galt...I'd like to get input from others on that topic

Posted by: cu'chulainn at December 06, 2012 07:13 PM (S2usR)

251 gigg, if you think this is bad, you should see how they talk about me!

Posted by: really, really pis'd off Hillary at December 06, 2012 07:13 PM (nqBYe)

252 Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 06, 2012 07:13 PM (GVxQo)

Ignore her. She's a troll.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:14 PM (GsoHv)

253 or me

Posted by: really, really pis'd off cheerleader with a tummy bulge! at December 06, 2012 07:14 PM (nqBYe)

254 "209 I. Really. Don't. Care. I'm not judging people on their sex or sexuality.

Anyhow.

What sever are we playin on and which faction?

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (I2LwF) "

No. You just judge them on what ideas they hold. Because Progress. And thought crime.


(And of course, your selective lack of judgmentalism proves that you're superior... how convenient.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:14 PM (aLLUm)

255 Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 06, 2012 07:13 PM (GVxQo)

And try to keep up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:15 PM (GsoHv)

256 Tattoo ,
By sick , I meant hilarious . Props bra .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 06, 2012 07:15 PM (M2+F0)

257 Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 06, 2012 07:13 PM (GVxQo)

Ignore her. She's a troll.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:14 PM (GsoHv)

ignore him he really isn't a dildo

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:15 PM (nqBYe)

258 Or at least if I can get the account registration to work, anyway.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2012 07:16 PM (hO9ad)

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 06, 2012 07:16 PM (GVxQo)

260 Good thing the all knowing all powerful government can protect me from a fucking desktop magnet game. Now, if I was having a 32 oz. soda while doing it, I can see that. I mean that's a fucking outrage! Seriously, we're so completely and utterly fucked. I am ordering my BuckyBalls damnit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 07:16 PM (qnRAE)

261 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:14 PM (GsoHv)

He's a greedy, hook-nosed Jew. Ignore him at your peril because he will have his cousin Schmecky sue you.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:16 PM (I2LwF)

262 I see no point in advancing a "gay" agenda. I have no desire for same sex marriage, etc.
Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 06:58 PM (zFsL7)___ ____ ____ _____ ____ ____ _____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _We've had a lot of trolls lately, so everyone is a little on edge. Those two sentences abovering true. I have gay friends who say the same things. When I was on facebook, I noticed that they never put any content up aboutgay subjects. It was the white liberals who posted all the snarky, thought-police gay rights content.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 06, 2012 07:16 PM (1Y+hH)

263 The chocolate fountain at Golden Corral reminds me of the gunk build up above the grill at a Waffle House.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 06, 2012 07:17 PM (Zd/NW)

264 ignore him he really isn't a dildo Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:15 PM (nqBYe)

How can you tell?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 06, 2012 07:17 PM (RqkrF)

265 The [you] tag would explode heads right about now .

Sighs deeply .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 06, 2012 07:17 PM (M2+F0)

266 So when George Zimmerman owns NBC, who should he fire first?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 06, 2012 07:17 PM (T0NGe)

267 177 > So is anyone playing SWTOR? On one of the PvE servers, preferrably?
On Prophecy of the Five. It's a PvP server though.
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at December 06, 2012 07:03 PM (K1JW0)


I've got like 8 characters of Po5, all under level 20 or so, 6 on Republic, 2 on Empire.
Send an ingame email to (empire) Ladislaus or (republic) Hulkingbrute.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at December 06, 2012 07:17 PM (IOSGZ)

268 266
So when George Zimmerman owns NBC, who should he fire first?


Posted by: AmishDude at December 06, 2012 07:17 PM (T0NGe)

Right now, I'm going with Costas. That could change....

Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (X6akg)

269 141 What the hell are Bucky Balls?

---------

Imaging a pile of really strong magnets, eachabout the size of a large BB.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (NmR1a)

270 Sean, because it's Charlie Brown! did you ever see Him show it?

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (nqBYe)

271 "232 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:07 PM (aLLUm)

_____________

What is your problem with gay marriage specifically? As you said it only affects 10% of 3% of the population. So why do you get your panties in such a wad over what 0.3% of the population does?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 07:11 PM (HDgX3) "

I didn't say that. I suggest you learn how to read.


(Also, that there is no such thing as a free lunch, and that Leftists know what they're doing.)
(You might be stupid, incompetent, and short-sighted, but they're not.)
(Faggot.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (aLLUm)

272 Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 06, 2012 07:16 PM (GVxQo)

All in jest young lady.

All in jest.

[now go make me a sammich]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (GsoHv)

273
I don't get the interest in my testicles, you bastards.

You people are sick.




Posted by: Bucky Dent at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (TIIx5)

274 >>>266 So when George Zimmerman owns NBC, who should he fire first?
Posted by: AmishDude at December 06, 2012 07:17 PM (T0NGe)


Bill Cosby

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (I2LwF)

275
257...ignore him he really isn't a dildo

But can he hammer a 10 inch spike with his penis?

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (CM59X)

276 "What is your problem with gay marriage specifically?"

It's not about gays but rather redefining the Judeo-Christian notion of marriage our government has traditionally upheld and which has been the social norm for millennia, even in cultures where homosexuality was not only tolerated but mainstream like Ancient Greece. Society benefits when fathers stay with their children and the mother. But the left has always attacked the nuclear family, because it threatens their coalition. So, they use the gay rights movement and feminism to threaten family values. Oh, but gays just want to have families, too? They can accomplish that through civil (secular) unions and contract law. Straight couples do it, too.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 07:19 PM (i0vBR)

277 Amish, perhaps the producer? than the 'journOlisters'?

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:19 PM (nqBYe)

278 70
"How about a Prepper Thread?

We could learn more about things like making Bark Soup...and Candle-making. "

Check out the Foxfire Books - published from the Foxfire magazine articles in the 60s. All you ever need to know about how to survive if you have to live like the pioneers. Build your own log cabin, make your own soap:

" Eliot Wigginton and his students created the magazine Foxfire in an effort to record and preserve the traditional folk culture of the Southern Appalachians. This is the original book compilation of Foxfire material which introduces Aunt Arie and her contemporaries and includes log cabin building, hog dressing, snake lore, mountain crafts and food, and "other affairs of plain living."

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at December 06, 2012 07:19 PM (OTWsz)

279 But can he hammer a 10 inch spike with his penis?
Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (CM59X) ......Or a Lobstah

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 07:19 PM (qnRAE)

280 Yes! You just want to grab it and roll it around on the carpet while making engine noises. But then you would get The Look from the wife, dammit.


Posted by: joncelli at December 06, 2012 06:49 PM (CWlPF)


Then just grab her, and roll around on the carpet with HER.....

Works for me.... but then... /looks at nic...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 06, 2012 07:20 PM (lZBBB)

281 wheatie, gah, the visual!



uh .....maybe?

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:20 PM (nqBYe)

282 Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:16 PM (I2LwF)

Nice bank account...it'd be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:20 PM (GsoHv)

283 I don't like anyone touching MY stuff. Any of you HOMOS touch MY stuff, and I'll kill ya.

Posted by: Thorvald, Zen He-man at December 06, 2012 07:20 PM (NL15p)

284 Lighten up Francis

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:21 PM (cvHsd)

285 (And of course, your selective lack of judgmentalism proves that you're superior... how convenient.)


It took me a couple of reads to get what you're getting at because I'm kind of slow.

I'm plenty judgemental. I just don't care where you stick your genitals with consenting adults. Whatever! Just don't ask me to bow down before you. That gets me mad.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:21 PM (I2LwF)

286
So when George Zimmerman owns NBC, who should he fire first?

Um, everybody?

Personally, I'd like to see Ace with his own morning show. Monty (if we could find him) could do the economic reporting. AtC could doLegal News. AllenG, well, we'll have to think of something for him to do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 06, 2012 07:21 PM (yiIja)

287 Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (CM59X)

he can....he can.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:21 PM (GsoHv)

288 270 Sean, because it's Charlie Brown! did you ever see Him show it? Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:18 PM (nqBYe)

No, but then again, I'm not sure I want to see what a Charlie Brown dildo would look like

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 06, 2012 07:22 PM (RqkrF)

289 AllenG, well, we'll have to think of something for him to do.

He could run NBC News Online.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 06, 2012 07:22 PM (3E2th)

290 AllenG, well, we'll have to think of something for him to do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 06, 2012 07:21 PM (yiIja)

Nah, start him off slow. he should practice writing first. Maybe a blog?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:22 PM (GsoHv)

291 32red lobster is one of the worst restaurants on the planetPosted by: phoenixgirlThen its been a wise choice I made back in 1997 to never go back after eating what passed for batter fried shrimp and noticing that it was mostly batter and very little shrimp. The service was sucktastic too.PS... I miss all the good threads now that I am once again gainfully employed.

Posted by: Gmac at December 06, 2012 07:23 PM (IanLz)

292 meshuga

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:23 PM (nqBYe)

293 Sean, google in Korean or Japanese, I'm sure you will see t

Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2012 07:23 PM (74T7W)

294 Over at Volokh Conspiracy they seem to think bestiality should be legal.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 07:23 PM (9XBK2)

295
278...Check out the Foxfire Books

Oh definitely...those are good.

Thanks for reminding me.
I loaned mine out, and now I've got to remember who's got them.

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:23 PM (CM59X)

296 282 Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:16 PM (I2LwF)

Nice bank account...it'd be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:20 PM (GsoHv)



Hahaha I know right? But the last time I had my identity stolen the dude felt so bad he left me with $300 more than when he robbed me.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:23 PM (I2LwF)

297 I demand the 2:00 a.m. to 3:00 a.m. time slot. The title of the show will simply be called. Scotch and Or Canadian Whiskey, hosted by myself a metric fuck ton of booze and chicks in shorty shorts. Why? Because it's my show.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 07:23 PM (qnRAE)

298 188 "No. I'm Mad As Hell, and I can't take anymore!"

----------

It's all you can eat, not all you want to eat!

Posted by: Good Ol' SNL at December 06, 2012 07:23 PM (FzhYM)

299 Monty to cover the economic Doom!
Oregon Muse will have a Sunday book hour.
Zakn will run the G4! segment.
MUMR we will put in a dunking booth so the news staff can throw softballs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:24 PM (cvHsd)

300 294

libertarianism turbo!

Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 07:24 PM (60GaT)

301 Allen G with a blog?

No way, He couldn't do it.

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:24 PM (nqBYe)

302 Brb, taking my fourteen year old neighbor to Luby's

All. You. Can. Eat. Fried. Chicken.

And beans.

Posted by: mesablue at December 06, 2012 07:24 PM (3ZdkQ)

303 >>>>>Personally, I'd like to see Ace with his own morning show.


Who's going to tune in to a morning show at noon?

Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 07:24 PM (J4gw3)

304 229 And don't forget, gigg, you can use the shovel to make an AK!

OK I saw that, red it front to back and loved that shovel AK47 post!


oh and 242 yes I have thought this through, another day without gay marriage is another day I am spared looking at fucking wedding invitations. Seriously a will, power of attny and mutual titling of property is so much easier, cleaner and neater than putting on suit then holding hands while some fat Lesbian in a cheap tux recites some bullshit passage from a wiccan "bible" no thanks. When the pope decides to allow gay marriage in a catholic church I will worry about it.


And thanks for the kind words, they are appreciated.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:24 PM (zFsL7)

305 "285 (And of course, your selective lack of judgmentalism proves that you're superior... how convenient.)


It took me a couple of reads to get what you're getting at because I'm kind of slow.

I'm plenty judgemental. I just don't care where you stick your genitals with consenting adults. Whatever! Just don't ask me to bow down before you. That gets me mad.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:21 PM (I2LwF) "

Ok. And why do you feel the need to brag about your lack of judgmentalism? Right...


(Or should I say Left...?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:25 PM (aLLUm)

306 steevy weird, I would say the beast can't actually voice their disagreement or just say No!

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:25 PM (nqBYe)

307 Over at Volokh Conspiracy they seem to think bestiality should be legal.


Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 07:23 PM (9XBK2)
It isn't already?

Posted by: curious at December 06, 2012 07:25 PM (NL15p)

308 I love on a busy street. I like to take naps in a lawn chair right near the sidewalk with my wallet at my feet.


Usually there's more in it when I wake up than when I went to sleep.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:26 PM (I2LwF)

309 Between the oyster fountain and the orgasmic cat, I can't break the cycle which now has me in tears.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2012 07:26 PM (piMMO)

310 "294 Over at Volokh Conspiracy they seem to think bestiality should be legal.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 07:23 PM (9XBK2) "

Once you embrace any form of sodomy, you might as well embrace it all...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:26 PM (aLLUm)

311 I love on a busy street

*****

You can be arrested for that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2012 07:26 PM (piMMO)

312 Truman North can be the Political commentator.
Dave in Texas will cover sports, especially all things cheerleaders.
BCochran, toss him in there with AllenG. See what they can cobble together.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:26 PM (cvHsd)

313 Please give me some more advice on what I may, or may not say.



(Faggot.)


Look man, I can see you're hurting right now. You have these confused feelings, probably a sharp stab of shame that makes you flinch every time you think about it. It's ok. You'll get past it. Sure, you'll probably stumble now and then. Probably find yourself in a bathhouse going down on some hairless twink and think in despair, "why does this keep happening?" It's ok. You've got to learn to love yourself man. Learn to love who you are.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 07:27 PM (+lsX1)

314 I'm leaving now, to wave my judgement dick around in my neighbors' faces.

See you retards later.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:27 PM (I2LwF)

315
Shit. I woulda thought that more of the Horde had seen 'Real Genius'.

Val Kilmer?
Plays an annoyingly funny grad student?

He's hitting on a pretty young blonde daughter of the Dean, and she says:
"Can you hammer a 10 inch spike with your penis?"

Gobsmacked, he can only say...."Wow".
To which she replies:
"A girl's gotta have her standards."

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:27 PM (CM59X)

316
Between the oyster fountain and the orgasmic cat, I can't break the cycle which now has me in tears.

Both of which would make great band names, I should hasten to add.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 06, 2012 07:27 PM (yiIja)

317 Who's going to tune in to a morning show at noon?

Me

Posted by: mesablue at December 06, 2012 07:27 PM (3ZdkQ)

318 "299 Monty to cover the economic Doom!
Oregon Muse will have a Sunday book hour.
Zakn will run the G4! segment.
MUMR we will put in a dunking booth so the news staff can throw softballs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:24 PM (cvHsd) "

Oh, Anna, you know how turned on I get whenever you troll me...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:27 PM (aLLUm)

319 You mean what MUMR is doing to me on this thread could someday be...the law of the land?

Posted by: The Chicken at December 06, 2012 07:28 PM (NL15p)

320 Once you embrace any form of sodomy, you might as well embrace it all...

Yeah, exactly. What's your point?

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 06, 2012 07:28 PM (RqkrF)

321 I s there a lot of socking going on or just new folks dropping by?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2012 07:28 PM (piMMO)

322 Dammit, are we back to using actual tags again?

Posted by: mesablue at December 06, 2012 07:28 PM (3ZdkQ)

323 I'm leaving now, to wave my judgement dick around in my neighbors' faces............Again! Give it a freaking break will you?

Posted by: Trumans neighbor at December 06, 2012 07:28 PM (qnRAE)

324 Posted by: The Chicken at December 06, 2012 07:28 PM (NL15p)

Now, that was some funny shit.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 06, 2012 07:29 PM (RqkrF)

325 What's next? Rum, sodomy, and the lash?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:29 PM (cvHsd)

326 I still think Alabama Thunderpussy is the best band name ever. Their music is no Jerry Jeff Walker, but their name is awesome.

Posted by: Mauser757 at December 06, 2012 07:29 PM (mfWu+)

327 >>>Ace I think it's time to implement a weekly Film thread. With mad as hell's approval of course. The cause comes second of after all!

sounds like a good idea. I mean to do this, get together people to do do subject-matter threads on the weekend. I'll see who'd be interested in running such a thread. Are you volunteering?

Posted by: ace at December 06, 2012 07:29 PM (LCRYB)

328 BCochran, toss him in there with AllenG. See what they can cobble together.


****

Have you not figured out yet that pron and cheerleaders are BC's area of expertise?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2012 07:30 PM (piMMO)

329 "313 Please give me some more advice on what I may, or may not say.



(Faggot.)

Look man, I can see you're hurting right now. You have these confused feelings, probably a sharp stab of shame that makes you flinch every time you think about it. It's ok. You'll get past it. Sure, you'll probably stumble now and then. Probably find yourself in a bathhouse going down on some hairless twink and think in despair, "why does this keep happening?" It's ok. You've got to learn to love yourself man. Learn to love who you are.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 07:27 PM (+lsX1) "

Project much?


(Faggot.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:30 PM (aLLUm)

330 You people are rather uncivil to each other.

Posted by: Ramesh Ponnuru-Live From the Algonquin Roundtable at December 06, 2012 07:30 PM (NL15p)

331 Fuck.

The launcher is insisting on 25GB of space on my C drive and won't let me change the destination.

I actually only have one drive but the computer, as I understand it, sees it as four and I don't know how to shift space from one section to another if it's even possible.

Posted by: Methos at December 06, 2012 07:30 PM (hO9ad)

332 The "slippery slope" is real.Look how far we've slid already.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 07:30 PM (9XBK2)

333 "314 I'm leaving now, to wave my judgement dick around in my neighbors' faces.

See you retards later.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2012 07:27 PM (I2LwF) "

Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:30 PM (aLLUm)

334 "And thanks for the kind words, they are appreciated."

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:24 PM (zFsL7)

Then you misread them.

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:31 PM (GsoHv)

335 Ok, thanks, Bill

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 07:31 PM (i0vBR)

336 169
HOLY COW there are some mean bitches in here! I swear my only point was
to be more vocal about the benefits of conservatism to friends and
family.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:02 PM (zFsL7)
That's how I read it, gigg. I had somewhat of a similar thought yesterday, when some woman was bitching to me about how SS wouldn't let her get payments early for disability because she can technically work. The poor dear is already defrauding the government for disability payments because she 'has agent orange and ptsd from Vietnam,' which, for a woman veteran, is virtually fucking impossible.Government-check fraud is so widespread and popular that it's not even covered up or considered fraud anymore.
I really should have admonished her for actually *bitching* to me about not being able to expand the scope of her looting and cheating and dishonesty. That would have been the correct thing to do. The problem with conservatives is that we are confronted with this stuff on a daily basis but are too polite or apathetic to say anything or pass judgement or verbally discourage this kind of behavior.We need to start pointing this stuff out publicly and saying that it is wrong.When people start talking about 'taxing the rich,' we need to ask them if they want more rich people in this country, or fewer?When they talk about 'giving to the poor,' we need to ask them what the poor aren't getting right now? We need to ask them if we want more poor people in the country, or fewer? And all the downstream questions that discussion raises, too.Every day we don't engage intelligently with the unconscious leftist programming that so many people cluelessly vomit, we lose.

Posted by: lauraw at December 06, 2012 07:31 PM (yGblt)

337 What's next? Rum, sodomy, and the lash?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:29 PM (cvHsd>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it a concern or a desire?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 07:31 PM (qnRAE)

338 "319 You mean what MUMR is doing to me on this thread could someday be...the law of the land?

Posted by: The Chicken at December 06, 2012 07:28 PM (NL15p) "

Rape chicks. Not chickens.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:32 PM (aLLUm)

339 I would like a thread that lets us rehash what a creative fraud Lost turned out to be.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 06, 2012 07:32 PM (J4gw3)

340 http://tinyurl.com/bfw2rhl

Twenty minutes into the future brought to you by the Obama Administration.

Posted by: Max Headroom at December 06, 2012 07:32 PM (rzTDZ)

341 seal/ don't cry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXsAtWbEoRU

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:32 PM (nqBYe)

342 NDH, dang you are right.

Dave in TX and BCochran sports hour to replace that gnome Costas.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:32 PM (cvHsd)

343 Keep talking HOMOS, I'm reloading. 800 yards, seriously.

Posted by: Thorvald, Zen He-man at December 06, 2012 07:32 PM (NL15p)

344 "326 I still think Alabama Thunderpussy is the best band name ever."

It sounds like something you'd smoke.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 07:32 PM (i0vBR)

345 Project much?



(Faggot.)


You could cut me into a thousand pieces and every piece would say I love you.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (+lsX1)

346 MUMR is extra-MUMRy today

Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (60GaT)

347 almost like a lib plant

Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (60GaT)

348 (Faggot.)Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:30 PM (aLLUm) ------------- Hey, man...that tourettes thing is back? I thought you were getting that under control.

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (CM59X)

349 damn knives, you hide them and others hunt them down.

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:34 PM (nqBYe)

350 That Thorvald sock is making me LOL.Spot on.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2012 07:34 PM (9XBK2)

351 336
THANKS!! I swear that was my intention! OMG I know exactly what you mean! I find it so exhausting to just communicate with these simple idiots that think they are literally entitled to wealth and property the government has seized from others.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:35 PM (zFsL7)

352 "345 Project much?



(Faggot.)

You could cut me into a thousand pieces and every piece would say I love you.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (+lsX1) "

Sure, why not...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:35 PM (aLLUm)

353 Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (60GaT)

A well done one though. Sometimes he makes some sense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2012 07:35 PM (GsoHv)

354 when we were young , and truth was paramount

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:35 PM (nqBYe)

355 "346 MUMR is extra-MUMRy today

Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (60GaT) "

Yep.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:35 PM (aLLUm)

356 "347 almost like a lib plant

Posted by: JDP at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (60GaT) "

Nope.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:35 PM (aLLUm)

357
...Every day we don't engage intelligently with the unconscious leftist programming that so many people cluelessly vomit, we lose.


Maybe we should just say that we're offended. That seems to work to destroy everything that normal Americans built over the past 230 years or so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 06, 2012 07:36 PM (yiIja)

358 today i dreamed of friends i had before..

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:36 PM (nqBYe)

359 "348 (Faggot.)Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:30 PM (aLLUm) ------------- Hey, man...that tourettes thing is back? I thought you were getting that under control.

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (CM59X) "

Another Aktion T-4 joke. Will the "hilarity" never cease?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:36 PM (aLLUm)

360 Also, I had never thought much before about an all-fountain-food restaurant.


Some people might object to the liquified steaks, but for them we could have a juggler.

Posted by: lauraw at December 06, 2012 07:36 PM (yGblt)

361 (Faggot.)Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:30 PM (aLLUm) ------------- Hey, man...that tourettes thing is back? I thought you were getting that under control. Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (CM59X)___ ____ _ _____ ____ I had the same thought, MUMR is having a bad night. It happens. We'll call Nurse Rachett (Peaches)later if it continues.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 06, 2012 07:37 PM (1Y+hH)

362 ace,

I need that How to Blog email. Lest I have too much tin foil in my manifesto. ("You hear that? 'Man-i-festo.'" -hackers)

Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 06, 2012 07:38 PM (X/+QT)

363 really like seal.
sometimes music works

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:38 PM (nqBYe)

364 I don't want any meat being juggled at my table.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:38 PM (zFsL7)

365 "325 What's next? Rum, sodomy, and the lash?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:29 PM (cvHsd)" ........./..........I still can't tell if it's a concern you're airing or a desire. Bug or feature, you decide.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 06, 2012 07:38 PM (qnRAE)

366 Neu thread ja

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:38 PM (cvHsd)

367 Both legislative houses in Michigan have passed Right to Work legislation

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at December 06, 2012 07:39 PM (XvHmy)

368 "361 (Faggot.)Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:30 PM (aLLUm) ------------- Hey, man...that tourettes thing is back? I thought you were getting that under control. Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (CM59X)___ ____ _ _____ ____ I had the same thought, MUMR is having a bad night. It happens. We'll call Nurse Rachett (Peaches)later if it continues.

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 06, 2012 07:37 PM (1Y+hH) "

I guess I have to spell this out:

The thing about freedom of speech (and any other freedom is this: Use it, or lose it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:39 PM (aLLUm)

369 Oh no! Steak juggling! Turn it off! Turn it off! I'll write you a check!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 06, 2012 07:39 PM (yiIja)

370 "366 Neu thread ja

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 06, 2012 07:38 PM (cvHsd) "

Danke, Frau.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:40 PM (aLLUm)

371 351 gigg423:

We get a lot of trolls of all kinds around here, so a lot of people are suspicious.

We have at least a couple of gay regulars (regular gays?) that I know of.

I try to take blog commenters at face value until they give me a reason to do otherwise.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2012 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

372 I mean I love a nicely tossed about ribeye as much as anyone, but we have to draw a line.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:40 PM (zFsL7)

373 The thing about freedom of speech (and any other freedom is this: Use it, or lose it.Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:39 PM (aLLUm)That has nothing to do with my post, but whatever...

Posted by: Meremortal, time to slutdrop the GOPe at December 06, 2012 07:40 PM (1Y+hH)

374 I just lost my mom 3 hours ago. So, since I'm in that frame of mind, Mad As Hell can take his stratergy, his proselytising and his attitude and shove it up his ass with a a rusty lobster, sideways. He can then plug the hole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. Or Dick Cheney, I don't care which.

Does that work for you, Mad As Hell? Is that angry enough for you? It sure works for me.

Smart money is on Wheelbarrows.
Posted by: Minuteman at December 06, 2012 06:35 PM (zAfmA)


On one of the car-related sites I frequent, someone was using a Homer Simpson quote, and it went something like: I've decided to invest in pumpkins this year. They've been going up since October, and when January rolls around, BAM! That's when I'll cash in!

WHY HAS NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF COMBINING THESE TWO MENU ITEMS?!?!?!
Posted by: apotheosis at December 06, 2012 06:45 PM (xWk3U)


Speaking of mom and Golden Corral, we would see the ads extolling the wonders of the chocolate wonderfall, and we would compete to see what was the most ridiculous thing to do. Usually it would end up with something like chicken soup, or a plate of broccoli, or mashed potatoes or some such. Put your mind to it, there is a lot of silliness to be had in a 30 second spot. Fish heads!

Oh, and if I haven't made it clear yet, I very much would pay to have Mad As Hell's feet power nailed to the floor with 10d nails, then use him as one of those old-time punch clowns. We could take turns trout-slapping him, since he seems to like seafood.


Posted by: Bill H at December 06, 2012 07:40 PM (3sZO1)

375 Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 07:33 PM (CM59X) "



Another Aktion T-4 joke. Will the "hilarity" never cease?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 06, 2012 07:36 PM (aLLUm)WTF are you talking about?

Posted by: T4 Action Program Administrator at December 06, 2012 07:41 PM (NL15p)

376 "364 I don't want any meat being juggled at my table."

The waiter approaches the table and reads off the specials. "Dinner tonight will be tube steak," and unzips his fly.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 07:43 PM (i0vBR)

377 What 's Pat O'Brien up to these days, anyway?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 07:43 PM (i0vBR)

378 Yeah! I wanna go f***ing crazy with you!

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:45 PM (zFsL7)

379 374
My condolences, Bill H.

-----

As I asked earlier in the thread, what is the deal with Mad as Hell? Can somebody link his comment(s)? I missed it.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2012 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

380 Very sorry minuteman.

Posted by: really, really pis'd off ette at December 06, 2012 07:45 PM (nqBYe)

381 OK, hey, that's fine. The important thing is that the food items all attain some gnarly air before you catch it in your big plastic Chateau de LaFontaine (I'm naming the restaurant now) signature food bucket.


If you don't like the juggler idea, there could be a chef with a cannon full of beef bourguignon.


*imagines a happy diner standing holding an empty bucket, on a giant bulls eye*


OMFG, YES.

Posted by: lauraw at December 06, 2012 07:48 PM (yGblt)

382 It's not about gays but rather redefining the
Judeo-Christian notion of marriage our government has traditionally
upheld and which has been the social norm for millennia, even in
cultures where homosexuality was not only tolerated but mainstream like
Ancient Greece. Society benefits when fathers stay with their children
and the mother.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 07:19 PM (i0vBR)

__________________________
Yeah it's those damn homos that cause 70% of straight black fathers to abandon their kids. And those wacky lesbians causes people like Britney Spears to get married for 5 minutes, have 2 kids then get divocred from K-Fed. If only we put those fags back in the closet all of this would go away tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 06, 2012 07:48 PM (HDgX3)

383 I just lost my mom 3 hours ago. So, since I'm in that frame of mind, Mad As Hell can take his stratergy, his proselytising and his attitude and shove it up his ass with a a rusty lobster, sideways. He can then plug the hole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. Or Dick Cheney, I don't care which.


****

I am so sorry. Nothing anyone says will make you feel any better. Only time will do that. Don't try to follow any script. Whatever comes to you is your natural process.

God Bless to you and your family.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO)

384 381
Catching meat out a cannon, that somehow sounds much more appealing.

A quick tour past the gravy fountain....

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 07:51 PM (zFsL7)

385 384 ...a visit to the pickle flume...

Posted by: lauraw at December 06, 2012 07:59 PM (yGblt)

386 Chickenwingapult.

Posted by: gigg423 at December 06, 2012 08:01 PM (zFsL7)

387 'pult' is the sound of sauce-covered wings landing in my bucket. I fucking love wings.
*high-five*

I would recommend against trying to catch the stuff getting blown out of the fryolator, unless you have a great plastic surgeon.


Posted by: lauraw at December 06, 2012 08:05 PM (yGblt)

388 ok, we've been left behind because there's a new thread dammit.

Posted by: lauraw at December 06, 2012 08:07 PM (yGblt)

389 374
My condolences, Bill H.

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As I asked earlier in the thread, what is the deal with Mad as Hell? Can somebody link his comment(s)? I missed it.
Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2012 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

I am so sorry. Nothing anyone says will make you feel any better. Only time will do that. Don't try to follow any script. Whatever comes to you is your natural process.

God Bless to you and your family.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 06, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO)


Thanks, guys.

Rickl, I don't have a specific link, but as I remember from the few times I caught his schtick, he liked to tell us we hadn't done enough, that we weren't conservative enough, that basically, we were all frauds, and he was the only one with the One True Way. Normally, I just ignore it, but today, it just rubbed me the wrong way.


Posted by: Bill H at December 06, 2012 08:11 PM (3sZO1)

390 387 'pult' is the sound of sauce-covered wings landing [strike]in my bucket[/strike] on my hump. I fucking love wings.
*high-five*

Posted by: lauraw at December 06, 2012 08:05 PM (yGblt)

You knew that was coming.

Posted by: Bill H at December 06, 2012 08:14 PM (3sZO1)

391 Aw, man. Condolences, Bill H. I am so sorry. Glad you can still reach your sense of humor tonight.

Come here, let me wrap the Hump around you for a moment. It's only poisonous with prolonged contact. You will find it comforting for a little while.

*sounds of dry leather being stretched*

Posted by: lauraw at December 06, 2012 08:21 PM (yGblt)

392 "Yeah it's those damn homos that cause 70% of straight black fathers to abandon their kids."

Ain't the Great Society great? Another liberal improvement on the traditional family unit. Why have one wife and family, when you can "Fuck a bunch of hoes" and alternate amongst their welfare-funded households. Which is just what the muzzies are doing in Europe. Since it's bankrupting their states, let's by all means redefine marriage and bring it here. Because socialism works so well.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 08:58 PM (i0vBR)

393 374 Very sorry about your loss, Bill.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 08:59 PM (i0vBR)

394 I'm mad as hell and plan to do something about it...

...it'll probably involve torching billboards, and maybe burning some piles of tires.

Posted by: George Hayduke at December 06, 2012 08:59 PM (NT4Sd)

395 "If you don't like the juggler idea, there could be a chef with a cannon full of beef bourguignon."

How about getting shot out of a cannon into a bucket of warm stew?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 09:01 PM (i0vBR)

396 >>>Very sorry about your loss, Bill.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 08:59 PM (i0vBR)

>>>Aw, man. Condolences, Bill H. I am so sorry. Glad you can still reach your sense of humor tonight.

Come here, let me wrap the Hump around you for a moment. It's only poisonous with prolonged contact. You will find it comforting for a little while.

*sounds of dry leather being stretched*
Posted by: lauraw at December 06, 2012 08:21 PM (yGblt)

Thanks for that, Tattoo and Laura. Lauraw, that sound of dry leather sounds suspiciously like the upholstery in my new-to-me Mercedes. Mmmmmmm......leather. I'm considering baby seal pelts as seat covers.

Posted by: Bill H at December 06, 2012 10:17 PM (3sZO1)

397 if you are still here

{{{{{{{{{{{BillH}}}}}}}}}}

I am so sorry

Posted by: Thunderb at December 06, 2012 10:17 PM (Dnbau)

398 Thanks, Thunderb. Hugs returned.

Posted by: Bill H at December 07, 2012 12:06 AM (3sZO1)

399 I like the idea of the film thread, especially if we took a day to discuss Asian films; the good, the bad and the awful. I don't know if anyone else has this problem, but its hard to predict when I will have time to post. Would it be possible to have it always occur on a certain day of the week?

I could suggest some Asian or British films to discuss/ and questions etc. if you decide to make it a topic. Or I could write a post on the topic if needed. (the Koreans have a habit of repeating the American young male topic with a twist- they use the young female)

re: changing the world. The only way we are going to change the political disadvantage is a long term plan: take back the schools by entering the education field. 2. take over or replace the entertainment industry and 3. eliminate the media's reach- they are more or less enemy soldiers. As far as a plan to accomplish these goals- that I don't have the master plan right now. I'll give it some thought and if I come up anything we all haven't heard before, I be glad to throw it out for consideration.

But, the far left apparently came up with a plan decades ago and had the patience and dedication to eventually pull it off. If we want to do the same, we will have to think in terms of decades not instant victory.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at December 07, 2012 05:50 AM (OTWsz)

400 The Raid was my favorite I've seen recently.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 07, 2012 09:03 AM (i0vBR)

401 uncouth prol. red lobster, indeed

Posted by: wm flip at December 07, 2012 11:04 AM (lB/5N)






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