Flashback Fun: Pat O'Brien's Sexy, Sexy Voicemails

In the last post I wrote, "Let's do this, let's get crazy," and then remembered that that was once a catchphrase. It took me a few minutes and some searches to find it -- it was from Pat O'Brien's sex voicemails.

Very Strong Content Warning for the below items, as Pat O'Brien is very specific in his voicemails about the sexual shenanigans he's looking forward to.

The actual voicemails. (Very Strong Content Warning for Pat O'Brien's voicemail messages.)

And AllahPundit's old Strong Content Warning mash-up of Lionel Ritchie's "Hello" with Pat O'Brien's voicemails, plus the private correspondence of Pat O'Brien.

I have to throw a flag on myself here: Other people's sexual business is of course hilariously funny, whereas our own (or my own) is just mortifying and None of Your Business.

So, Hypocrite I. Okay.

But still, these are kind of funny.

Remember, content warning. Maybe this is more of a wait 'till you get home thing.

Posted by: Ace at 04:51 PM



Comments

1 Ace on fire!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 06, 2012 04:53 PM (+v9b3)

2 I don't know who Pat O'Brien is, unless of course you are referring to the the famous Bourbon Street bar. I have, ahem, a bit of experience (some might even call it a sordid past) with that particular bar.

And I swear that chicken looked way older than 18.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2012 04:57 PM (ccXZP)

3
wait til you get home....

Does that mean NSFW?

Posted by: i am mad as hell - period at December 06, 2012 04:57 PM (cgxNI)

4 I am afraid to click on this one. Please translate to French for me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at December 06, 2012 04:57 PM (baL2B)

5
Right on Ace! No more depressing political stuff.

Let's have fun!

Posted by: i am mad as hell - period at December 06, 2012 04:58 PM (cgxNI)

6 I need some f***ing mind bleach.

Posted by: wilted at December 06, 2012 04:59 PM (6AJ1R)

7
"I have to throw a flag on myself here"

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: i am mad as hell - period at December 06, 2012 05:00 PM (cgxNI)

8

I can't getthe first oneto play, for some reason.

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 05:00 PM (CM59X)

9 Off, sock de Francais.

Posted by: fluffy at December 06, 2012 05:00 PM (4pSIn)

10 Doggy-style:

https://twitter.com/moxiemom/status/276807560936439808

Posted by: Y-not at December 06, 2012 05:00 PM (5H6zj)

11 I don't care. There is no circumstance in which I would enjoy listening to dirty talk from Pat O'Brien.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 06, 2012 05:01 PM (T0NGe)

12 (That's a picture of the puppeh.)

Posted by: Y-not at December 06, 2012 05:01 PM (5H6zj)

13 I'd like to hear Pat Paulson's sexy voicemails, but he's dead.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 06, 2012 05:01 PM (QKKT0)

14 When has a voice mail with the line, "I want to lick your pussy and suck your tits," ever not worked?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 06, 2012 05:01 PM (+lsX1)

15 I am home and I still can't listen to it. Damn kids.


*grumble*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 06, 2012 05:01 PM (GEICT)

16 Who the frig is Pat O'Brien?

Posted by: Y-not at December 06, 2012 05:01 PM (5H6zj)

17 His sexy voice sounds like a drunk voice. It's more scary then sexy.

Posted by: Who Knows at December 06, 2012 05:02 PM (W+Itt)

18
Posted by: Y-not at December 06, 2012 05:01 PM (5H6zj)

Very cute, Y-not.

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 05:02 PM (CM59X)

19 Was he some entertainment reporter?

Posted by: Who Knows at December 06, 2012 05:02 PM (W+Itt)

20 Is there a French version?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows pragmatism has pwned your asses at December 06, 2012 05:04 PM (Lxw+T)

21
Hello, Margarite. Bet yu can't guess what I'm doin'!

Posted by: perv in the Phone booth. at December 06, 2012 05:04 PM (+v9b3)

22 Who the F is pat O'Brien, and why does anyone care? I'm guessing he must have something to do with sports,where I do an abend 39 and exit.

Posted by: West at December 06, 2012 05:04 PM (1Rgee)

23
I think Pat O'Brien has done some sports announcing...and some entertainment reporting.

Haven't seen him around in a while, though.

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 05:04 PM (CM59X)

24 Sports reporter on CBS, also Acces Hollywood and the Insider

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 06, 2012 05:04 PM (GEICT)

25 As I recall, at some point Pat sort of got in on the joke, and decided to accept it as part of his now public record.

I think he's earned legend status, rather than worthy of mockery.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2012 05:05 PM (TOk1P)

26 Fucking Rick Rolled by the side bar!

FUCK!!

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 06, 2012 05:05 PM (q177U)

27 Pat O'Brien was the black guy on Hogan's Heroes, wasn't he?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2012 05:05 PM (QKKT0)

28 I can't believe the "private correspondence of Pat O'Brien" is from 2005, when I just lurked like a coward.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2012 05:05 PM (b+jI9)

29 ...

Did he say "pound the schnapps?"

"Baby I'm sorry but I got into the prune brandy and I know you don't want me calling you like this but I really just need you here now to bite at my nuts."

Sold!

Posted by: oblig. at December 06, 2012 05:05 PM (cePv8)

30 I vaguely recall he was one of the pentitent rehabbers after public disgrace kind of guys.

Posted by: Who Knows at December 06, 2012 05:06 PM (W+Itt)

31 i don't know who pat obrien is so i'm not going to click this stuff

Posted by: Village Idiot at December 06, 2012 05:06 PM (uSWSo)

32

It's also a Prince song:

http://tinyurl.com/bk2gwsg

In this life, you're on your own...

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

If u don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around u
At least u got friends...

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 06, 2012 05:06 PM (LpQbZ)

33 Ace on fire!

The weather outside it's frightful, but HQ is so delightful, so as to the dark age we turn,
Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn!!!!

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2012 05:07 PM (NaNKB)

34 2
I don't know who Pat O'Brien is, unless of course you are referring to
the the famous Bourbon Street bar. I have, ahem, a bit of experience
(some might even call it a sordid past) with that particular bar.

And I swear that chicken looked way older than 18.


Posted by: GnuBreed at December 06, 2012 04:57 PM (ccXZP)

Hurricanes do have a punch. Once, during Mardi Gras as a young supermodel, I got caught up in the crowd by Pat O'Brien's. I ended up at the wrong end of a police horse who had, apparently, eaten bad hay. Eventually I got into the piano bar and got my drink.

I would not go back to Mardi Gras as a real adult, but as a college kid who grew up 2 hours away, it was fun.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at December 06, 2012 05:07 PM (baL2B)

35
25...I think he's earned legend status, rather than worthy of mockery.

Can he hammer a 10 inch spike with his penis?

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 05:07 PM (CM59X)

36 35 -

Many of us COULD, but why would we want to?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2012 05:08 PM (TOk1P)

37 Is Pat O'Brien a french phrase for dumbass?

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2012 05:08 PM (WUGe0)

38 Why does O'Brien sound like a munchkin?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2012 05:08 PM (b+jI9)

39

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!



http://tinyurl.com/bk2gwsg

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 06, 2012 05:09 PM (LpQbZ)

40
3635 -

Many of us COULD, but why would we want to?

To impress girls? [That's from the movie 'Real Genius', btw.]

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 05:11 PM (CM59X)

41 [Said to female:]

"I waanna kiss yoou!"

[5 feminine fingers saying SLAP! to his grill]

"But I didnya say where?!"

Posted by: Joe Namath at December 06, 2012 05:12 PM (I88Jc)

42 >>>Right on Ace! No more depressing political stuff.

>>>Let's have fun!

Make your next one count, because I'm banning you.

Go start your own blog.

Incidentally, Patriot Hero, what are you doing to Advance the Grand Conservative Cause apart from trolling blogs' comments areas?

I love you Stalwarts who fucking post a comment and call yourselves Audie fucking Murphy for doing so.

WHAT.

DO.

YOU.

ACTUALLY.

DO?

I love the people who have these Checklists of Things For Other People To Do.

But what are they themselves doing? Commentin' on blogs. You know, the hard stuff.

Go produce some content, Big Guy. Go organize. Go be an activist.

Stop being a hypocrite, and START DOING instead of demanding others do it for you.

Sissy.


Posted by: ace at December 06, 2012 05:14 PM (LCRYB)

43
"A girl's gotta have her standards."

Posted by: wheatie at December 06, 2012 05:14 PM (CM59X)

44 Did he say "feces shaped like my mustache"?.....and if he did....why?

Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2012 05:14 PM (HtUkt)

45 Wouldn't the girls be more impressed if, later they didn't have to deal with a sore and bloody organ?

And sorry, never saw that movie, butI figured the reference had to come from somewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2012 05:15 PM (TOk1P)

46
So, are these the infamous "into Betsy" tapes?

Looks like his fiance dumped him, too.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 06, 2012 05:19 PM (e/Cti)

47 I can't tell what he's saying, but it's scary not sexy. Ok scary sexy. But who is he?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 05:22 PM (i0vBR)

48 Help a brother out: who the hell is Pat O'Brien?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 06, 2012 05:22 PM (4u2LN)

49 Ace wielding the BanHammer??


Let the fun begin.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 06, 2012 05:22 PM (GEICT)

50 Wow. My brain slipped out of gear and I momentarily confused Pat Summerall with Pat O'Brien.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 06, 2012 05:24 PM (y5uWA)

51

Ace wielding the BanHammer??


Let the fun begin.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 06, 2012 05:22 PM (GEICT)



I don't know "I'm mad as hell"...

Does he/she have another moniker?

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 06, 2012 05:25 PM (LpQbZ)

52 The Pat O'Brien's It's a Wonderful Life was comedy gold.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 06, 2012 05:26 PM (i0vBR)

53 41 [Said to female:]

"I waanna kiss yoou!"

---

That female was Suzy Kolber. I saw it live. HYsTERical!

Posted by: Y-not at December 06, 2012 05:27 PM (5H6zj)

54 "i am mad as hell" --

The top post is now all yours, to produce this political commentary you think the blog is currently deficient in.

It will sit at the top of the page until you actually PRODUCE what your demand.

So, get crackin'. Let's see you actually do something instead of howling like a madman that other people should do something.

Chop chop, big guy.

Posted by: ace at December 06, 2012 05:27 PM (LCRYB)

55 This is not the Pat O'Brien I know.

Posted by: James Cagney at December 06, 2012 05:28 PM (yPCJ4)

56 Hasn't this happened to everyone, and I don't mean the nastiness that is Pat O'Brien?

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2012 05:37 PM (ZA675)

57 POB wears this recording as a badge of honor, sort of. He can be found on Fox Sports Radio doing an afternoon show from LA.
He often asks his guests if they've heard of this, his most famous misdeed.
He's also a recovering alcoholic.

Posted by: boniface ballers at December 06, 2012 06:04 PM (l3RZ9)

58
To impress girls? [That's from the movie 'Real Genius', btw.]

Nope. The Sure Thing.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 06, 2012 06:04 PM (Fa3Hi)

59 Dang. I remember this awful behavior. And he was a pretty convincing priest, too. Dang.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 06, 2012 06:44 PM (kxlCQ)

60 I fondly remember Pat O'Brien drooling all over "Pleasantville" on Imus, back when he was a regular. Ass.

Posted by: Cricket at December 06, 2012 06:52 PM (DrC22)

61 Damn this was one of my favorite running jokes on this blog, ever. Makes me realize how long I've been reading it.
Still hilarious...

Posted by: brak at December 06, 2012 09:31 PM (RBQss)

62 "Other people's sexual business is of course hilariously funny, whereas our own (or my own) is just mortifying and None of Your Business."

What sexual business, Ace? Oh, right, nevermind. And apologies to your hand, whatever her name is these days.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at December 06, 2012 11:17 PM (h+iQ9)






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