Puffy Ego: Yeah, I Don't Think Ashely Judd Is Going to Play Well in Kentucky

@moelane sent this over, and old piece by Josh Trevino, posted at Free Republic. Apparently he spent some time with Ms. Judd on a YouthAIDS trip to Africa.

Some highlights follow.

As I read the Glamour piece, familiar things came back to me: Her need to mention her "perfection." Her relaying of third-party affirmations of her attractiveness and personal integrity. Her desire to make others' suffering about her. Her sly digs at her sister. And of course, her need to tell us all about it.

On religion:

She was prone to making pronouncements about her spirituality. After an interviewer asked her about it, she replied: "Church and religion are SO important to me. The God thing, the Jesus thing, the Buddha thing, so important to me."

On her own capacity to inspire:

My first meeting with her was in the South African Airways lounge in Cape Town. She showed us this photo of her rallying the Cats fans at a Kentucky basketball game. She said, "Have you SEEN this photo? I LOVE this photo. We weren't doing so well, and so I came out at halftime -- even though I was on crutches! -- and rallied the crowd. And they SAY...." -- dramatic pause -- "....that that made the difference in bringing us victory."

More on religion, and how You're Doing It Wrong:

The road to the De Beers mines in Cullinan is a long one, and so there was plenty of time for Ashley Judd, teapot in hand and this time with a cup, to hold forth on the critical issues of the day to the captive audience in her Land Rover. I sat behind her and listened to her monologues on her constipation, her preferences in clothing, and her water temperature preferences:

"You have to drink warm water -- body temperature is best -- because otherwise the cold makes your gut clench up and the body has to expend energy warming it. That's why I never use ice."

No one, including those who understood that this was utter nonsense, contradicted her.

Sidenote: The body does have to expend calories to warm cold water. On the other hand, there's nothing wrong with that; it's good to raise one's metabolism.

After all, she also believes in qi energy and the manipulation thereof by healer-acupuncturists. And that's not all she believes in:

"We got this little wood ring....what was the tree called? Anyway, you burn it because, according to African folklore, it wards off evil spirits. Sort of like Native Americans and sage -- which I carry lots of and burn all the time."

And then there was her little amulet around her neck:

"That? That's Lakshmi, the Hindu goddess of Montana."

No further explanation was offered. The amulet, by the bye, rested underneath another, cross-shaped one. [Ed. note: as I look up Lakshmi, I see that she is sometimes perceived as the Hindu goddess of money, so in fairness, perhaps I mis-heard that one.]

And then there was her participation in the great moral struggles of the modern era:

"I was so thrilled to meet Bishop Tutu. He has been such a hero to me.... He so inspired me, with his fight against these forces that totally perverted and distorted what spirituality and religion are supposed to mean. I really think that his fight then echoes my fight today in my own country. I've gone and spoken with so many of these Evangelicals and these conservative churches, trying to open their eyes to what faith is supposed to be about." Sigh. "It's so much like Bishop Tutu's struggle."

On egalitarianism:

"I will never fly Virgin again. Last time, Dario and I were in the first-class section, and they seated us where we could hear EVERYTHING going on in the galley. Clink, clink, clink, the whole time. I asked them to stop, and the little motherfuckers gave me such attitude. It was horrible -- my husband saw what was coming, and he reached out to hold my hand, and I bawled all the way from Los Angeles to London."

On her endless capacity to suffer on behalf of others:

Later, emerging from a Catholic-run mental-retardation care facility with some particularly horrific cases of human misery, she leaned over to confide, "My sister could never handle this. Not like I can."

But that suffering has limits, you know:

I asked the YouthAIDS senior person whether maybe Ashley was a bit spoiled, and she told me the story of how Ashley refused to do their first promotional tour to Cambodia unless she was allowed to fly British Airways first class all the way. "That's quite an expense for us as a humanitarian organization....but we ended up having to do it."

The whole thing makes me want to have The Conversation about her sanity. And I didn't even include the demand for a Chinese accupuncturist in the middle of Africa.

Posted by: Ace at 04:54 PM



Comments

1 what's her claim to fame again? I remember that one hugh jackman movie in which she dances around in her skivvies. And that other movie where she kills her husband twice because she was already convicted of it once.

other than that, she once had a tight pooper, so...?

That's the thing about celebrity politicizing, how earned is their position? Being bff gay besties with your dietician or circle jerking your opinion with another hate filled liberal yes man doesn't count.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 05, 2012 04:57 PM (QxSug)

2

A sparkle of hope?

Maybe:


Conservative group launches campaign to 'depose' Boehner from speakership

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/#ixzz2EDWrv5Sa

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 05, 2012 04:57 PM (LpQbZ)

3 She has a rather puffed up ego doesn't she?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Are Definitely Not Puffy at December 05, 2012 04:58 PM (g6f6y)

4 Btw, watched all of 5 minutes of Butter on dvd to make me puke. We get it Firestein, you hate sara palin.

Posted by: joeindc44 wonders if anyone has any advice for the GOP at December 05, 2012 04:58 PM (QxSug)

5
Sounds like Ms. Judd will fit right in. Maybe she and Ms. Waters can form a commitee to coordinate things between the Senate and the House...

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2012 04:58 PM (UWFpX)

6 So she is shallow, narcissistic, megalomania... Sound perfect for politics!

Posted by: real joe at December 05, 2012 04:58 PM (PD2ad)

7 The best lack all conviction, while the worst . . .

think they're all that and a bag of chips

I believe that is Yeats.

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 05, 2012 04:59 PM (J6kXj)

8 She was prone to making pronouncements about her spirituality. After an
interviewer asked her about it, she replied: "Church and religion are SO
important to me. The God thing, the Jesus thing, the Buddha thing, so
important to me."

xx

She did not mention "Allah," so obviously she is a racist!!!

Posted by: shibumi at December 05, 2012 04:59 PM (z63Tr)

9 Man her attitude pisses me off - makes me just want to bend her over a post and do something brutal….
She would probably like it though.

Posted by: izoneguy at December 05, 2012 04:59 PM (oKH8p)

10 I laughed about Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2012 04:59 PM (O6q63)

11 Sad thing is, if she moved to a Bluer, Dumber state, she'd probably be a shoe in.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 05, 2012 04:59 PM (sGU4F)

12 proof that Botox rots the brain! first destroying the superego, apparently

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 05, 2012 05:00 PM (J6kXj)

13 The God thing, the Jesus thing, the Buddha thing,>>

Did the Trinity get changed when I wasn't looking?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 05, 2012 05:00 PM (tf9Ne)

14 There was some random moment of hotness where she played a blonde in some movie co-starring Brendan Fraser. I just remember it involved large boat sized shoes and her smoking hot wet ass, back before it started to get shriveled and puffy.

Can't remember the name of the movie though.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Are Definitely Not Puffy at December 05, 2012 05:00 PM (g6f6y)

15 She can handle severe retardation, but clinking silverware in first class makes her cry hysterically?

Posted by: LibertyLover at December 05, 2012 05:01 PM (encrR)

16 Sorry, but the press will circle the wagons around her and there will be nary a peep about how clueless she is.

Posted by: Cowboy Bob at December 05, 2012 05:01 PM (V9qC6)

17 She will win.

Posted by: Truman North at December 05, 2012 05:01 PM (I2LwF)

18 Did the Trinity get changed when I wasn't looking?

IQ tests

Posted by: fluffy at December 05, 2012 05:01 PM (O6q63)

19 This is fucking hilarious.

Reason 413 about questioning her sanity.

HOW FUCKING STUPID do you have to be to star in a movie called Double Jeapordy.

Does anyone remember that tripe. Premise: If you are acquitted of murdering someone, and that person turn out to be alive, somehow you can kill that person at will now and the prosecution can't touch you.

How. Fucking Stupid. Are. They.

Let. It. Burn. Show pictures of obama golfing in Hawaii. Again and again and again and again.

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 05, 2012 05:01 PM (tVTLU)

20 Big Boner is watching: Comservative House members report that they are being threatened with losing their committee assignments if they don't suck Obama's clitoris.


Link in sig.

Posted by: Truman North at December 05, 2012 05:01 PM (I2LwF)

21 "You have to drink warm water -- body temperature is best -- because
otherwise the cold makes your gut clench up and the body has to expend
energy warming it. That's why I never use ice."
-----

Makes sense.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 05, 2012 05:02 PM (UypUQ)

22 I remember her showing her snootch in a high slit dress during the Oscars.

There was that.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 05, 2012 05:02 PM (sGU4F)

23 Some brave soul needs to read her book and report in. As I said earlier (or in an alternate universe where fruitcakes do not exist and I am not in Florida), there was no way I would read her whine and whinging about how she was abused by every person she met in some fashion from the time she was spawned. Have no idea. It seemed to be very Oprah-whine-blame-Mama and Wynona. I have enough problems (did I tell you I live in Florida?) and don't need to read about hers.

Ashley needs to explain her puffy face before running for anything. She said it was due to steroids for a sinus infection. She is still puffy, bless her heart. I think it is the Midlife Crisis and Hormone Change and too many bags of Doritos with bean dip.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at December 05, 2012 05:02 PM (baL2B)

24 Didn't she expose her twat, pantieless in a slit skirt, walking onstage at the Oscars?

Posted by: real joe at December 05, 2012 05:02 PM (PD2ad)

25 Maybe Julia Roberts can portray her in her future biopic. Perfect.

Posted by: KG at December 05, 2012 05:03 PM (p7BzH)

26 Didn't she expose her twat, pantieless in a slit skirt, walking onstage at the Oscars?
Posted by: real joe at December 05, 2012 05:02 PM (PD2ad)

And your point?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2012 05:03 PM (jE38p)

27 Ace, you know you ain't getting a card from her this year, now.

And to think! You are missing out on a hand-crafted Guatemalan Indios-painted traditional Buddha-Christmas Icecube celebration card - of course, Patriarchy-free!

You're missing out this year. I hear she selected a fine image of Buddha kissing the Holy Steam Engine of Narcissus. Tsk Tsk.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at December 05, 2012 05:03 PM (IOSGZ)

28 Guys lay off Ashley. I have flown first class on Virgin as well. And let me tell you, it's worse than hell having to hear the clink clink.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 05, 2012 05:03 PM (HDgX3)

29 Considering the country's tolerance for senators like ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd, and Al Frankin, she just might have a shot. She's a celebrity, you see, so the People Us magazine readers will eat this up with a spoon.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2012 05:03 PM (kcbsg)

30


ace, you are now fully part of the patriarchy that is keeping Ashley Judd puffy.

Posted by: imp at December 05, 2012 05:03 PM (UaxA0)

31 "26 Didn't she expose her twat, pantieless in a slit skirt, walking onstage at the Oscars?
Posted by: real joe at December 05, 2012 05:02 PM (PD2ad)

And your point?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2012 05:03 PM (jE38p)"


Claim to fame, brother!

Posted by: real joe at December 05, 2012 05:04 PM (PD2ad)

32 I had some ideas for good celebs we might think of asking to run for office:

- Adam Corolla (could he win office in Cali tho?)

then I was gonna say Pat Sajak and Dennis Miller but they might be Canadian? that sucks. they'd be great tho.

Okay so I had ONE idea! what can I say I'm Italian!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 05, 2012 05:05 PM (J6kXj)

33 From the internet so its got to be accurate:

Our bodies do not expend calories when absorbing cold water. In order for water to hydrate the body, it need not be at room temperature, or even at the same temperature as our bodies'. As a matter of fact, the American College of Sports Medicine's Position Stand on Exercise and Fluid Replacement states that fluid needs to be cooler than ambient temperature, meaning between 59 – 72°F. Colder fluids leave the stomach more quickly than warmer ones, allowing faster rehydration. During hot weather, when we tend to lose extra fluids, beverages in this temperature range will have a cooling effect on the body. Drinking cool beverages can help to cool us from the inside.

Posted by: polynikes at December 05, 2012 05:05 PM (m2CN7)

34 I laughed about Elizabeth Warren.

Elizabeth Warren - serial liar that Elizabeth Warren is - lies well enough to become a lawyer. That Elizabeth Warren did not even bother to pay the bar fee of the state Elizabeth Warren was practicing law in, is probably not an indication that Elizabeth Warren is a stupid moo-cow but rather that Elizabeth Warren is as full of contempt for the law as Elizabeth Warren is as full of contempt for the little people that depend on it.

Posted by: Adriane at December 05, 2012 05:05 PM (gh+mp)

35 That cold water thing is from that new-age asshole Deepak Chopra.

I'm kinda surprised she didn't hork up the old "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2012 05:06 PM (08zV/)

36 her husband's got an Italian name, a Scots accent, lives in Tennessee, and flies his own helicopter


she's the perfect candidate in today's idiocracy


fuck- America is stoopid enough to elect her President

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 05, 2012 05:06 PM (8sCoq)

37 Just shove a rag in her mouth.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at December 05, 2012 05:06 PM (aA2hG)

38

expose her twat


http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4591273611297128pid= 1.7w=192h=155c=7rs=1

why yes, yes she did.

Her "best" side as it were.

Posted by: imp at December 05, 2012 05:06 PM (UaxA0)

39 16 votes to abstain to toss Boehner. Please, please tell me we have that....

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 05, 2012 05:07 PM (tVTLU)

40 http://preview.tinyurl.com/crvep3d
But her ass in "Heat" (1995) moved the goalposts of callipygia.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 05, 2012 05:08 PM (1V6Pv)

41 Yeah....we really need a facepalm emoticon.

What a fucking headcase.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 05, 2012 05:08 PM (hhtxR)

42 Whats this about her having "puffies"?

Posted by: Jose Biden at December 05, 2012 05:08 PM (ygAxO)

43 then I was gonna say Pat Sajak and Dennis Miller but they might be Canadian? that sucks. they'd be great tho.



Okay so I had ONE idea! what can I say I'm Italian!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 05, 2012 05:05 PM (J6kXj)

___________
Neither one of them is Canadian. Even if they were, the native born requirement is just for Prezzy. You can be a born somewhere else and still run for senate, house, governor, etc

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 05, 2012 05:08 PM (HDgX3)

44
Posted by: polynikes at December 05, 2012 05:05 PM (m2CN7)
We are not in agreement as to the "not expending calories" part. Obey our laws of Thermodynamics or else. We stand mute on the rest and will let the lesser fields handle that.

Posted by: physics at December 05, 2012 05:08 PM (GaqMa)

45 And then there was her little amulet around her neck:
"That? That's Lakshmi, the Hindu goddess of Montana."
No further explanation was offered. The amulet, by the bye, rested underneath another, cross-shaped one. [Ed. note: as I look up Lakshmi, I see that she is sometimes perceived as the Hindu goddess of money, so in fairness, perhaps I mis-heard that one.]


Oh no, you heard that one right. Lakshmi really is the Hindu goddess of Montana.

She has eight hands, so when you ask her for a hand job, you'd best be ready for some fun.

Posted by: KundulaHarley, Hindu god of Daytona Beach at December 05, 2012 05:09 PM (yiIja)

46 11
Sad thing is, if she moved to a Bluer, Dumber state, she'd probably be a shoe in.

xxx

Don't listen to Illinois, pick us instead!!!

Posted by: Michigan at December 05, 2012 05:10 PM (z63Tr)

47 "Church and religion are SO important to me. The God thing, the Jesus thing, the Buddha thing, so important to me."

My understanding is Jesus is a big fan of breeding. Which she fines "reprehensible."

Ho-hum.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 05, 2012 05:10 PM (/kI1Q)

48 Posted by: physics at December 05, 2012 05:08 PM (GaqMa)

What about heat transfer? That wouldn't necessarily involve calories, just conduction.

Posted by: KG at December 05, 2012 05:11 PM (p7BzH)

49 Did the Trinity get changed when I wasn't looking?

xx

Yes., as a matter of fact it did.

It's now god (small g), buddah (small b), and Allah, praise be upon him.

Posted by: a "spiritual" liberal at December 05, 2012 05:11 PM (z63Tr)

50 >>>32 I had some ideas for good celebs we might think of asking to run for office:
- Adam Corolla (could he win office in Cali tho?)

Adam's not a political creature. As much as he rants and raves about liberalism and tends to side with us on issues, I just don't see him stepping into the arena.

And no, he couldn't win in Cali. He's said too many 'racist' things about black and hispanics. And by 'racist', I mean 'brutally honest'.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 05, 2012 05:11 PM (sGU4F)

51 Heh. Some website described Ashley Judd as now being in the fat Chinese baby phase of her lifecycle. And if you see a recent picture, it's so true.

Posted by: Mætenloch at December 05, 2012 05:11 PM (pAlYe)

52 Posted by: physics at December 05, 2012 05:08 PM (GaqMa)

physics needs to take a biology course.

Posted by: polynikes at December 05, 2012 05:11 PM (m2CN7)

53 But does she celebrate Kwanzaa and have Kwanzaa cakes?

Posted by: Maulana Karenga at December 05, 2012 05:12 PM (/YJYi)

54
(Sock off)
Seriously though, energy has to be expended to warm up cold water, whether it's statistically significant, eh that's harder to say. It's also going to depend on tons of other factors (if it's 105 outside for example you're body's already dumping heat like crazy. Whereas if it's 0, you're so busy expending calories just to keep yourself warm, drinking cold water is probably a bad idea.)

Neil de Grasse Tyson (who if you follow on twitter you'll just start to hate) once posited that if we all drank 32oz of icewater/day (which isn't that much) we'd lose 4lbs a year (or fail to gain I suppose.) but he can be pretty facile with conversions. (Physics does not translate directly into biology as it were.)

Posted by: tsrblke at December 05, 2012 05:12 PM (GaqMa)

55 She had her chance. Now she can't have me.

Posted by: sifty at December 05, 2012 05:12 PM (p39GY)

56 Nothing wrong with being arrogant, conceited, and selfish. It's okay. She uses her time (face) to bring attention to various causes. They pay to have her face-promotion. It's capitalism!
Now, should she be allowed to run for office? Well, being that solid moral character and impeccable application of altruism is a STANDARD requirement for our politicians, she might have a chance.
I wish the only vote she could win in a beauty contest ... but ... we just re-elected Obama ...
Content of character is second to celebrity it seems.

Posted by: teacherweaver at December 05, 2012 05:13 PM (9QFf0)

57 I would have liked to see Denis Miller challenge Casey. He's a Pittsburgh native.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 05, 2012 05:13 PM (UypUQ)

58 @38
The link doesn't work. It's important, dammit.

Posted by: pep at December 05, 2012 05:13 PM (6TB1Z)

59
Oh no, you heard that one right. Lakshmi really is the Hindu goddess of Montana.

She has eight hands, so when you ask her for a hand job, you'd best be ready for some fun.

xxx

Well hello there Ms. Lakshmi!

Posted by: the men of the democratic party at December 05, 2012 05:13 PM (z63Tr)

60 Hmpf.

I'll make her puffy. And she'll like it too.

Posted by: esch at December 05, 2012 05:13 PM (9XVgh)

61 woot, there it is (nsfw)

http://tinyurl.com/ae5w4df

Posted by: real joe at December 05, 2012 05:14 PM (PD2ad)

62 Yeah but if she hadn't inspired Wesley with her pert young ensign boobies, the Enterprise would have been lost to The Game.

Posted by: arminius at December 05, 2012 05:15 PM (cDnhR)

63 "Campaigning actress ASHLEY JUDD refuses to 'breed' with her racing star husband DARIO FRANCHITTI while there are starving children in the world. . . . She says, 'It's unconscionable to breed with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.' "--ContactMusic.com, Jan. 29, 2006

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 05, 2012 05:15 PM (Hx5uv)

64
This is the natural trajectory of any Aristocracy.

Wealth and fame lead to a natural craving for tangible power. It's not enough that she's a self-indulgent, cossetted, millionaire dipshit, now she craves the power to implement her whims on millions of Americans.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 05, 2012 05:15 PM (sGU4F)

65 I know the Judds. Wy is the sane one.

Seriously.

Posted by: ChampionCapua at December 05, 2012 05:16 PM (sJury)

66 Woman think good.

Posted by: Matt. Damon. at December 05, 2012 05:16 PM (lMOZd)

67 All that is true, by whomsoever it has been said has its origin in the whole God thing, or the Jesus, or like, whatever you want to call it.

Posted by: Stuff Thomas Aquinas Said, vol. II , pg. 23 at December 05, 2012 05:16 PM (QKKT0)

68 63 "Campaigning actress ASHLEY JUDD refuses to 'breed'
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 05, 2012 05:15 PM (Hx5uv)

Thank God...

Posted by: KG at December 05, 2012 05:16 PM (p7BzH)

69 >>32oz of icewater/day

I heard somewhere that the dietary calorie is 1000 real physics calories. So you just need 3200 ounces of ice water a day.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at December 05, 2012 05:16 PM (epxV4)

70 She sounds like she'd make a perfect Democrat senator.

Posted by: Kensington at December 05, 2012 05:16 PM (H84UO)

71 body temperature is best -- because otherwise the cold makes your gut clench up and the body has to expend energy warming it.

Best to swallow bodily fluids at source temperature. Got it.

Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2012 05:17 PM (YBCgc)

72 She says, 'It's unconscionable to breed with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.'

And she makes them fly her first class.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 05, 2012 05:17 PM (/kI1Q)

73 Patriarchs! I can't help it if I got a bad case of botox and it made me puff up!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at December 05, 2012 05:17 PM (/YJYi)

74 "She says, 'It's unconscionable to breed with the number of
children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.'
"



Good. The genetic line of Stoopid is a self-limiting problem then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2012 05:18 PM (QKKT0)

75 I heard somewhere that the dietary calorie is 1000 real physics calories.

European chocolate is labeled with "kcals" for that very reason.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 05, 2012 05:18 PM (/kI1Q)

76
She says, 'It's unconscionable to breed with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.'

I'd agree. They're way too bony.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 05, 2012 05:18 PM (yiIja)

77 Yeah, she's an empty headed scrunt, but she gets invited to all the best parties. The very best parties, where they talk about how difficult is to poop, and what a constant chore it is just being their superior selves....I'm guessing. The kind of parties where normal people would simply beat her unconscious with a platter of truffled foie gras. These normal people would then steal the platter of foie gras, and use it for cat fish bait, which is all it's really good for anyway.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 05, 2012 05:18 PM (L7hol)

78 It's unconscionable to breed with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.

That's a great plan.

1. First World dies off
2. ....
3. Impoverished countries profit

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 05, 2012 05:18 PM (QGyiB)

79

The link doesn't work. It's important, dammit.


Posted by: pep



Link in sig works, the other one just needs one space removed

Posted by: imp at December 05, 2012 05:19 PM (UaxA0)

80
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at December 05, 2012 05:16 PM (epxV4)
Calorie=Kilocalorie=1000 calories
(Seriously, it's that fucked up.) But his numbers did account for that. But he made the classic physics oversimplificaiton of assuming we're all round objects operating in a fictionless vacuum.
(Which is a non-geek way to say he oversimplified the problem by quite a lot.)

Posted by: tsrblke at December 05, 2012 05:19 PM (GaqMa)

81 People in the other thread didn't get the "It's Kentucky" logic behind her being no-go.

They kept bringing up fucking morons in blue states like Boxer (CA), Murray (WA), Franken and Klobochar (MN), and Lieawatha (MA) who keep getting elected as reasons she could win.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 05, 2012 05:19 PM (e0xKF)

82 The thing that keeps poor kids hungry is rich Americans fucking like rabbits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2012 05:19 PM (QKKT0)

83
Please God, Jesus, Buddha, and Lakshmi, give this woman the strength to run for office.

I beg you. Please. Please please please please please.

Posted by: MJ at December 05, 2012 05:19 PM (TR60b)

84 >>>I asked the YouthAIDS senior person whether maybe Ashley was a bit spoiled, and she told me the story of how Ashley refused to do their first promotional tour to Cambodia unless she was allowed to fly British Airways first class all the way.

This reminds me of Ace's Hollywood Hero rant after the election.

If anyone could get me to hate the 1 percent and support a 95 percent confiscatory tax rate, it's these assholes.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 05, 2012 05:19 PM (sGU4F)

85 Please run, Ashley. Please, please. We need the entertainment.

Posted by: epobirs at December 05, 2012 05:19 PM (kcfmt)

86 78 It's unconscionable to breed with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished countries.

That's a great plan.

1. First World dies off
2. ....
3. Impoverished countries profit

---

At least Angelina Jolie has a solution related to this - Adopt some third-world kids in addition to having your own.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 05, 2012 05:20 PM (e0xKF)

87 She says, 'It's unconscionable to breed with the number of children who
are starving to death in impoverished countries.' "--ContactMusic.com,
Jan. 29, 2006


Tell those in impoverished countries who can't afford to feed kids to stop breeding then, you stupid twat.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 05, 2012 05:20 PM (SY2Kh)

88

Jim DeMint beat Alvin Greene, so sanity ruled there (Lindsay Graham notwithstanding).

I know McConnell is a flaccid semi-Quisling, but will Kentuckians really vote for this imbecile?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2012 05:20 PM (XkWWK)

89 I heard somewhere that the dietary calorie is 1000 real physics calories.



Calorie = 1000 calories, note the case.

Posted by: KG at December 05, 2012 05:20 PM (p7BzH)

90 Um, I can learn, like, much from this woman.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at December 05, 2012 05:20 PM (QKKT0)

91

. . . breed with the number of impoverished children . . .

I'd agree. They're way too bony.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy,


WINNER.

Posted by: imp at December 05, 2012 05:21 PM (UaxA0)

92
What's her stand on the releasing of the second chakra?

Posted by: Marmo at December 05, 2012 05:21 PM (QW+AD)

93 @77cat fish bait
Take 10 pounds of cheddar cheese, and 10 pounds of pork brains; grind together.
Place in 5 gal. bucket with tight lid and place in shade for 1 month.
Stir weekly.
It's ready to use when it's lost enough moisture to roll into little balls for the hook.
You're welcome.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 05, 2012 05:21 PM (1V6Pv)

94 Now let's get to the part where she fucked half the Kentuckybasketball team in 1996.

The girl has issues.

Posted by: rockmom at December 05, 2012 05:22 PM (aBlZ1)

95 Shes about as deep as a puddle on a sidewalk.

Posted by: Max Wedge at December 05, 2012 05:23 PM (QRf5S)

96 For some reason, these anecdotes about Ashley Judd remind me of Carson McCullers' short story, 'Madam Zilensky and the King of Finland'. Look it up.In the climatic scene of the story,MadamZilensky is confronted and called out on her blatant lies and bullshit stories: 'Madam, there IS no King of Finland!'

I have this weird daydream fantasy about hijacking the Oscar ceremony and calling out the whole smug, ill-informed, self-congratulatory and ridiculously overpaid lot of them.

Posted by: troyriser at December 05, 2012 05:23 PM (vtiE6)

97 Her intellect is not puffy.

Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2012 05:24 PM (gjIQF)

98 "Church and religion are SO
important to me. The God thing, the Jesus thing, the Buddha thing, so
important to me."


Hey, WTF???

Posted by: Zoroaster at December 05, 2012 05:24 PM (QKKT0)

99 ASHLEY!!! JUDD!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at December 05, 2012 05:24 PM (5iuEW)

100
People should flood her twitter feed with support. And while we're at it, why not Damon and Afflek too.

While I respect their success, talking to the stage hands about politics does not a politician make.

Posted by: MJ at December 05, 2012 05:24 PM (TR60b)

101 Note to self: don't eat anything Thorvald brings to the potluck.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 05, 2012 05:24 PM (/kI1Q)

102 @94
Pics?

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 05, 2012 05:25 PM (t06LC)

103 Her need to mention her "perfection." Her relaying of third-party affirmations of her attractiveness and personal integrity. Her desire to make others' suffering about her. Her sly digs at her sister. And of course, her need to tell us all about it.

Meh. Just like The Won. There's no reason she can't win. This country is full of serfs, slaves, and idiots.

Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at December 05, 2012 05:25 PM (BgIBZ)

104 SHUT THE HELL UP!

STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!

LET HER RUN!

PLEASE!

Posted by: AmishDude at December 05, 2012 05:25 PM (T0NGe)

105 At least she didn't say "the Allah thing".

Posted by: KG at December 05, 2012 05:25 PM (p7BzH)

106 Enough about this Ashely Judd person! Let's talk about ME and what temperature water I prefer to drink!

Posted by: Another Hollywood starlett at December 05, 2012 05:25 PM (R18D0)

107
Didn't she expose her twat, pantieless in a slit skirt, walking onstage at the Oscars?

Posted by: real joe at December 05, 2012 05:02 PM (PD2ad)







She didn't "expose her twat". She was exercising her love for free enterprise with a Charlie Tuna product placement.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2012 05:25 PM (TIIx5)

108 Does constipation cause puffy faces?

Posted by: daleyrocks at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (IZEFY)

109 I hate people who make pronouncements.


Is that ironic?

Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (gjIQF)

110 OT - so do you think the House Rs might actually get a clue and oust Boehner?

i don't even care what happens after that

It's YEARS overdue

almost as bad as Andy Reid. That dude needs OUSTING!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (J6kXj)

111 Take 10 pounds of cheddar cheese, and 10 pounds of pork brains; grind together. Place in 5 gal. bucket with tight lid and place in shade for 1 month. Stir weekly.

You are so fired.

Posted by: Hickory Farms at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (O6q63)

112 I didn't fuck half the basketball team in 1996, I fucked the ENTIRE basketball team (including the trainers and coaches). Get it right wingnuts.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (/YJYi)

113 Blithering idiot.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (dZ756)

114 I think she's purrr-fect for the Senate.

Posted by: DCD-in-Indiana at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (B0/4L)

115 "Campaigning actress ASHLEY JUDD refuses to 'breed'
with her racing star husband DARIO FRANCHITTI while there are starving
children in the world. . . . She says, 'It's unconscionable to breed
with the number of children who are starving to death in impoverished
countries.' "--ContactMusic.com, Jan. 29, 2006

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 05, 2012 05:15 PM (Hx5uv)

Natural selection at work. Give this shit-head an honorary Darwin Award.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (bb5+k)

116 Being as how Kentucky is below the Mason Dixon Line, I'd like to think that her being elected there is unpossible.

But then I think about William 'Cold Cash' Jefferson being reelected while under indictment for taking bribes in LA, and suddenly it seems all too probable.

Perhaps I will rub my magic AquaBudda and see if it has any predictions for me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (ccXZP)

117 22Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 05, 2012 05:02 PM (sGU4F)

---------

A rinoino is one of those time-traveling neutrinos, isn't it?

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 05, 2012 05:27 PM (IrbU4)

118 If Ashley Judd married Judd Hirsch by Judged Dredd and it was on the Drudge Report...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2012 05:27 PM (XkWWK)

119 All you have to do is watch her in the movie "Bug". That's all you need to know before you vote.

Posted by: Keena at December 05, 2012 05:27 PM (FUo3j)

120 #112 Hahaha, well, we know Rick Pitino paid for one slut's abortion, maybe he paid for hers too.

Posted by: rockmom at December 05, 2012 05:27 PM (aBlZ1)

121 >>>A rinoino is one of those time-traveling neutrinos, isn't it?

What hast the Large Hadron Collider wrought?

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 05, 2012 05:28 PM (sGU4F)

122 111 Take 10 pounds of cheddar cheese, and 10 pounds of pork brains; grind together. Place in 5 gal. bucket with tight lid and place in shade for 1 month. Stir weekly.

You are so fired.
Posted by: Hickory Farms at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (O6q63)


The recipe for Meggie Mac?

OR

Ancient Chinese secret!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2012 05:28 PM (XkWWK)

123 @115
I remember a lot of racing fans booed when her husband won some stupid race because she went out to him and kept posing for pics or something.

Too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 05, 2012 05:28 PM (t06LC)

124 Ashley Judd / Mehgan McCain 2016
Why Not The Best?

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 05, 2012 05:29 PM (Hx5uv)

125 "Clink, clink, clink, the whole time. I asked them to stop, and the little motherfuckers gave me such attitude."

"The little motherfuckers"... That is how the limosine liberals see all of us.

Posted by: LASue at December 05, 2012 05:29 PM (gjIQF)

126 Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 05, 2012 04:57 PM (LpQbZ)

The reason no one has challenged the Speaker is because none of the candidates who have been/are being mentioned have been/are able to get the requisite number of votes. That and none of them want the job.

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 05, 2012 05:29 PM (YjDyJ)

127 Playing devil's advocate, didn't this trip happen right before she went into the loony bin?

Posted by: Walkers! at December 05, 2012 05:30 PM (e/Cti)

128 "...and I bawled all the way from Los Angeles to London."

Wow. Life's pretty hard. I guess her running for Senate is how we can all make it up to her.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at December 05, 2012 05:30 PM (sGU4F)

129
What is her stance on wire coathangers?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 05, 2012 05:30 PM (yiIja)

130 108 Does constipation cause puffy faces?
Posted by: daleyrocks at December 05, 2012 05:26 PM (IZEFY)


I have a bit of a "puffy" fetish. Just not that body part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2012 05:30 PM (XkWWK)

131 Ashley Judd / Mehgan McCain 2016
Why Not The Best?


Posted by: WalrusRex at December 05, 2012 05:29 PM



Intellectual heavyweights.

Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2012 05:31 PM (bAGA/)

132 Given her personality type, if she get's the nom, I think her challenger just needs to keep bringing up her puffy face throughout the first debate to cause the complete and total breakdown that we all are waiting for.

And I don't mean the childish...MAN you've got a puffy face. But just subtly peppering it througout the debate. Betwee that and making a few remakrs about how old and tired she looks...that should cause her to pop.

Granted, given people today, she'd still win the election. Unless her breakdown is so exceptionally monumental that it's impossible to ignore.

So, yea, I'm hoping she runs...just for the Lutz.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at December 05, 2012 05:31 PM (D8pR3)

133 Why, the strawberries are in season!

Do you know the strawberry looks just like those pictures of the Sacred Heart of Jesus?

I sometimes think that the Patriarchy of the Catholic Church should replace all those pictures of the Sacred heart of Jesus with a strawberry.

Strawberries are far more spiritual!

That's why it's unconscionable to eat a strawberry.

It's a God thing.

Posted by: Miss Ashley Judd, Philosopherette at December 05, 2012 05:31 PM (54vf8)

134 129
What is her stance on wire coathangers?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 05, 2012 05:30 PM (yiIja)


Dilletation/Carretage 2016

or Puke and Fluke 2016

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2012 05:31 PM (XkWWK)

135 20 Big Boner is watching: Comservative House members report that they are being threatened with losing their committee assignments if they don't suck Obama's clitoris.


Link in sig.
Posted by: Truman North at December 05, 2012 05:01 PM (I2LwF)



2

A sparkle of hope?

Maybe:


Conservative group launches campaign to 'depose' Boehner from speakership

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/#ixzz2EDWrv5Sa

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 05, 2012 05:31 PM (LpQbZ)

136 Neither one of them is Canadian. Even if they were, the native born requirement is just for Prezzy.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 05, 2012 05:08 PM (HDgX3)

Since when? Someone might want to tell teh JEF that.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 05, 2012 05:32 PM (UhnSR)

137 80 But he made the classic physics oversimplificaiton of assuming we're all round objects operating in a fictionless vacuum.

-----------

Ah. The old "assume a spherical chicken" ploy.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 05, 2012 05:32 PM (FzhYM)

138
And I don't mean the childish...MAN you've got a puffy face. But just subtly peppering it througout the debate. Betwee that and making a few remakrs about how old and tired she looks...that should cause her to pop

"You're statements are nothing but meaningless puffary, I think we all need to face the fact that you're policy cannot be trusted and the outcome of you in the senate would be ugly."
(you know where the emphasis goes.)

Posted by: tsrblke at December 05, 2012 05:32 PM (GaqMa)

139 Many years ago...probably 15-20...I remember reading an article about her and her manic depression and how she was glad to be coming out about it. To help others or something. The article talked about her childhood a bit. In a roundabout way, I remember her blaming her mother for her depression. Naomi working all the time and didn't have enough time and attention for little Ashley.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2012 05:33 PM (lTVJy)

140 ABC and Wynnona had this to say about her:"As for her sister, Ashley Judd, she said her abuse started as pre-teen
when she was growing up in Kentucky. An old man lured her into an empty
storeroom by telling her he would give her a quarter to play a pinball
machine, and then molested her."


"She writes she was traumatized again when her family and other adults
wouldn't believe her. Later, Judd said she was a victim of attempted
rape while she was working as a model in Japan." [I do hope she does not declare war on Japan as a Senator...or the entire state of Kentucky or any male she had contact with]
She fought her demons at a rehab place that revealed them in therapy. I would sort of want my money back, as this must make her more depressed? Perhaps she was abused, and she deserves to get help, but abused by nearly everyone? And due mainly to her Mama's lifestyle and boyfriends? Not only abuse but incest as well, to round out the story. It sort of hints that it was her Daddy (all male relatives are now suspect).

Then, there is this: (cue the violins): "Ashley's mother struggled to raise two girls on her nurse's salary
before she took up a career as a singer. She and Wynonna reportedly
wore second-hand clothes and occasionally lived without electricity or
indoor plumbing in poor, rural Kentucky." [I find this part hard to believe. It is like Loretta Lynn or Dolly Parton talking about living in the "hills and hollers" of Kentucky] It is this that makes me wonder, abuse or not, how wacko she may be.

The article describes her often as "beautiful" and "stunning" as well as "depressed." I think she was abused due to her stunning beauty, or that is the message I took from it and never read her book because of it. Narcissism, thy name is Ashley, she who cries over clinking ice from first class.


Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at December 05, 2012 05:33 PM (baL2B)

141 The fact that she posed completely nude makes her unelectable in just about any state. Women don't like other women that are more attractive than they are and pose nude for men to ogle, and men also tend to think they're sluts.

She could win a gerrymandered Democrat Congressional district, but not statewide, and definitely not in Kentucky against a Senator as powerful as McConnell.

This is all about raising her profile as she's basically becoming nothing more than a has been trophy wife.

Posted by: McAdams at December 05, 2012 05:33 PM (8s3E6)

142 I feel sorry for anyone who has to be around Ashley Judd or other celebrities like her for extended periods of time. And what is it with her family?

A few years ago I worked for a large entertainment company, and sometimes celebrities would visit and do an autograph signing with employees while there. Wynonna Judd came in one time and I got there towards the end of her scheduled time. A small group ended up talking to her in a circle. I hung around a few minutes but got bored pretty quickly. In some ways she was nice and accessible, but she has that same know-it-all, advice-giving, new-age loving, self-centered personality as her sister. I made an excuse and left, preferring to go back to work than to continue listening to her holding court. I can't imagine being stuck with someone like this for hours or days without being able to escape.

Posted by: Mayday at December 05, 2012 05:34 PM (F3s39)

143 139 Posted by: Lady in Black at December 05, 2012 05:33 PM (lTVJy)


Manic depressive? Boy, did Sargent Shriver have bad timing or what?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2012 05:34 PM (XkWWK)

144
Thorvald @ 93:

Live grasshoppers. Best Catfish Bait Ever. Many a time my Dad and I would hit the Arkansas river and just yank channel cat after channel cat out of the same hole a dozen others were fishing, (and catching absolutely nothing), in the time it took us to finish off a thermos of coffee. Single #6 hook, two split-shot sinkers a few inches above the hook...add a grasshopper, and just toss it into the deepest water readily available.

This was our definition of Fast Food, Oklahoma style.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 05, 2012 05:34 PM (L7hol)

145 I didn't even include the demand for a Chinese accupuncturist in the middle of Africa. They have Mosquitos for that

Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2012 05:34 PM (g2ldK)

146 At this rate, we don't even have to let it burn. We won't be able to stop it.

Posted by: Lee at December 05, 2012 05:34 PM (RtwOA)

147 Me, me, me, me!! I'm over here. I'm going to primary that uppity bitch. She doesn't stand a chance. My slogan: "I'll Fuck You For Your Vote Before I Fuck You After The Election".

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 05, 2012 05:34 PM (HPRku)

148 Real men don't use bait.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/bhpp2yc

Posted by: Thorvald at December 05, 2012 05:35 PM (1V6Pv)

149 All one needed to know about this scrunt is how she acted when Dario won the 500.

You'd think the entire thing was done to her benefit ... and apparently, she did, too.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 05, 2012 05:36 PM (dM1NM)

150 Did the Trinity get changed when I wasn't looking?

xx

Yes., as a matter of fact it did.

It's now god (small g), buddah (small b), and Allah, praise be upon him.

What about Our Lord and Savior Barack Obama?


Posted by: elliot at December 05, 2012 05:36 PM (blkVM)

151 I would never act like that towards a flight crew. After all, I have my own.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at December 05, 2012 05:36 PM (/YJYi)

152 Posted by: tsrblke at December 05, 2012 05:12 PM (GaqMa)

Making massive assumptions, that means that one will expend 33 additional Kcal/day to warm that water.

So he is correct....sort of. It's actually closer to 3.45 pounds, and the theory is total bullshit, but.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2012 05:37 PM (GsoHv)

153
And people ask me why I spend so much time on the racetrack....

Posted by: Dario Franchitti at December 05, 2012 05:37 PM (TIIx5)

154 Ashley Judd: The Christine O'Donnell of 2014.

That's right, Democrats, about time you suffered through one of these "I am not a witch" moments.

Posted by: The Patriarchy at December 05, 2012 05:37 PM (dskTv)

155 It could be worse. I might be as dumb as the Obama free phone lady, but I'm easier to look at.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at December 05, 2012 05:38 PM (mka2b)

156 Send a copy of the movie "Eye of the Beholder" to every voter in Kentucky.

She'll lose in a landslide.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at December 05, 2012 05:38 PM (XjXIN)

157 Normally I would be ecstatic after reading such ridiculous thinking in the knowledge we could rip her head off in a Senate race. The thrill of attacking a supposed superior who traded conventional religion for the church of progressive liberalism would be a beautiful thing.

But then I remember Lizzy

Posted by: Uriah Heep at December 05, 2012 05:38 PM (jhI6f)

158 'hoppers are good bait for lots of spp., imho. Recently live large insects, ditto.
Nothing was biting once on my $5 Rapala, so I lobbed a rock onto a dragonfly, baited up, and hooked a nice smallie on the first cast. I won't forget that.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 05, 2012 05:39 PM (1V6Pv)

159 So, Jason Patric is right - - she's lazy.

The chances of her running for office and lasting more than a month or two are nil.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 05, 2012 05:39 PM (e/Cti)

160 Dario Franchitti

is a perfect reminder that when you marry someone who's pretty, dumb and opinionated, she only stops being pretty.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 05, 2012 05:39 PM (T0NGe)

161 The chances of her running for office and lasting more than a month or two are nil.

Meanwhile, some political consultant will squeeze a little money out of her.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 05, 2012 05:40 PM (T0NGe)

162
Then again, she LOVES an Indianapolis Speedway.

She's okay with the racetrack too.

Posted by: Dario Franchitti at December 05, 2012 05:40 PM (TIIx5)

163 But he made the classic physics oversimplificaiton of assuming we're all round objects operating in a fictionless vacuum.

Posted by: tsrblke at December 05, 2012 05:19 PM (GaqMa)


If there's one thing Tyson is *not*, it's fictionless.

Dude is the Discovery Channel's version of Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2012 05:41 PM (bxiXv)

164 >>>Does anyone remember that tripe. Premise: If you are acquitted of murdering someone, and that person turn out to be alive, somehow you can kill that person at will now and the prosecution can't touch you. How. Fucking Stupid. Are. They.

Is that where that nonsense comes from? Some bimbo on a death penalty forum argued that bullshit to me. My response was similar to yours: ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!

Posted by: Walkers! at December 05, 2012 05:41 PM (e/Cti)

165
the Jesus thing, the Buddha thing

As I recall, Buddha makes some fine white liquor just outside of Harlan, and his horticulturalist is some guy named Jesus.

And by "horticulture" I mean weed. And by Jesus I mean "hey-zeus". IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 05, 2012 05:41 PM (1hM1d)

166 Well I think it's about time someone like Ms. Judd, a person of the people, run for office. I'm tired of all of these rich pampered 1%'s running and ruining America!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2012 05:42 PM (Q6u7O)

167 Laugh at your peril, wingnuts!

Posted by: Stuart Smalley at December 05, 2012 05:43 PM (dkw5q)

168
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2012 05:37 PM (GsoHv)
He also claims to have been thrown off a Jury for being unimpressed at some guy caught with 3000mg of coke because "it's only 3 grams, which is less than a penny" or some shit.
Clearly the man has never seen 3 grams of anthrax, which despite being light can really do some damage. (I don't know about Coke dosing, but I'm gussing 3 grams of coke can do a lot of damage to.)
Physicists oversimply shit so they don't have to do work. So yeah, theory shit. But drinking warm water doesn't make much sense either as a theory. Drink your water in whatever way you enjoy the taste I say.

Posted by: tsrblke at December 05, 2012 05:43 PM (GaqMa)

169 I think she's a cinch to win, even if McConnell doesn't say a thing about rape.

Seriously, this is the political pattern--
- McCaskill - hopelessly incompetent, beat Akin
- Baldwin - liberal proto-scrunt, beat Thompson
- Cant(doanything)well - liberal proto-scrunt, beat whoever the Washington GOP sacrificed
- Heitkamp - career politician, liberal in con clothing (from North Dakota!!) decapitated Berg
- Fauxcohantas - possibly brain damaged, unseated Brown
- Boxer, Feinstein, Gillibrand, Stabmenow, hell even Landrieu will all be Senators for life.

...and they'll never get voted out of office, because GOP men are too afraid of coming after the poor, stupid scruntator. The only hope is if the GOP runs a female.

Stupid Bitches are the political force of the 21st Century. Want to save the country? Abolish the 19th amendment.

Lock the men, women, and children in the house, and Let It Burn.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2012 05:43 PM (Ec6wH)

170 "...and I bawled all the way from Los Angeles to London."

I bet the people who sat behind her and had to listen to her bullshit wanted to punch her in the head.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 05, 2012 05:43 PM (e/Cti)

171 but I'm easier to look at.
Posted by: Ashley Judd at December 05, 2012 05:38 PM (mka2b)


I guess now's not the time to mention that one droopy eye, huh?
(Might wanna ask your doctor to check you for a brain tumor or Myasthenia Gravis, sweetie)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at December 05, 2012 05:44 PM (XjXIN)

172 Apparently her midichlorian count is through the roof.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 05, 2012 05:44 PM (6wcJw)

173 "24 Didn't she expose her twat, pantieless in a slit skirt, walking onstage at the Oscars?"

There's probably more naked pics than that. Won't play well in the Bible Belt. I think Dems hope she runs, because a serious politician will be destroyed by McConnell.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 05, 2012 05:44 PM (i0vBR)

174 149 Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 05, 2012 05:36 PM (dM1NM)

If Bea Arthur married Chrissy Hynde...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2012 05:45 PM (XkWWK)

175 She's a BIG ASS !!!!!

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at December 05, 2012 05:45 PM (wwsoB)

176 Women don't like other women that are more attractive than they are

Hah. Let the record show I would hate her just as much if she was as ugly as I am. Probably more.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 05, 2012 05:45 PM (/kI1Q)

177 167 Laugh at your peril, wingnuts!

Posted by: Stuart Smalley at December 05, 2012 05:43 PM (dkw5q)


That sounds like it could be one of those youth detective stories.

You know, "Stuart Smalley and his Band of Voting Felons in The Case of the Box of Ballots."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2012 05:46 PM (bxiXv)

178 154 Ashley Judd: The Christine O'Donnell of 2014.

That's right, Democrats, about time you suffered through one of these "I am not a witch" moments.
Posted by: The Patriarchy at December 05, 2012 05:37 PM (dskTv)


She'll win. She's a Dem with the MFM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2012 05:46 PM (XkWWK)

179 If this is typical of the Hollywood starlette-set, then I understand the high divorce rate in that town.

Posted by: Soona at December 05, 2012 05:46 PM (vNrNd)

180 "Drink your water in whatever way you enjoy the taste I say."

Posted by: tsrblke at December 05, 2012 05:43 PM (GaqMa)

Typical 1%er.

Posted by: No Justice No Peas at December 05, 2012 05:47 PM (GsoHv)

181 Ace is a puffist.

Posted by: Mike Jonze at December 05, 2012 05:47 PM (epWQP)

182 Walkers!

Perhaps. It is about the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. But there it is.

Note to self, you fucking stupid hollywood retards, if you are tried for murder then it occurred on a SPECIFIC DATE.

But if the person is really alive, and you kill them on a DIFFERENT DATE, then that is a SEPARATE INCIDENT and double jeapordy rules do not apply.

You dumb, dumb bastards.

Marco Rubio-Tom Cotton 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at December 05, 2012 05:47 PM (tVTLU)

183 #149

Oh God, I about puked watching Dario Judd win his third 500. She's sitting up there on the pit box in her dumbass floppy hat and I'm-so-important sunglasses and ESPN or whoever was covering it WOULD NOT STOP SHOWING HER. I mean, shitballs, you guys, I'm there to watch Takuma Sato go kamikaze on the last lap, not some has-been barely-ever-was skankette counting out "ONE...TWO...THREE!!" like she'd driven the car herself.

It sucks because I like the hell out of Dario, he's a funny guy and a great driver (even if he sucked when he gave NASCAR a try a few years back, at least he had the stones to try it). He's just saddled himself with this human colon polyp in a sundress for some reason. Now I have to hope at every Indy 500 for the rest of time that he wrecks out on lap 1 so we aren't subjected to millions of shots of that biznitch in the pits. Gaah.

Posted by: Moose4 at December 05, 2012 05:47 PM (W15Fy)

184 "...as ugly as I am."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 05, 2012 05:45 PM (/kI1Q)

Look young lady, I have tried to explain this to various moronettes but it obviously isn't getting through to you.

All moronettes are smokin' hot young things with razor-sharp minds and luscious bods...until proven otherwise.

Let us have our fantasies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2012 05:49 PM (GsoHv)

185 Ashley Judd nude pixs NSFW: http://goo.gl/Evn2M

Alot seem fake but some are definitely real. The shots from her Norma Jean film appear to be real.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 05, 2012 05:50 PM (e/Cti)

186 Yeah, no way she could possibly win.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Senatrix at December 05, 2012 05:51 PM (NL15p)

187 Poor Ashley. She's never been able to get over being left behind as a kid by mommy and her half-sister. Even though Ashley owes her career in movies to them. What other University of Kentucky student would have been handed juicy movie roles in big movies? But Ashley needs to convince everybody that she's the real talent in the family (even though she's not; there's a reason she uses the name "Judd" -- even though it's not the name on her birth certificate). So she pretends to be an "intellectual." It's sad when you think about it.

Posted by: Observer at December 05, 2012 05:51 PM (/sohm)

188 I don't know, but after reading the Josh Trevino highlights I think she would fit right in with our betters in the Senate. She already knows the primary Senatorial phrase "Do you know who I am?"

L.I.F.B.

Posted by: Morbius at December 05, 2012 05:52 PM (1aenQ)

189 @176 Maj. H.W. "Bill" Tilman said in one of his great, slim books about sailing and mountaineering, "We're all of us as God made us, and some of us much worse."
I've never thought of myself as ugly, not sure what that would mean. One of my favorite writers these days is a columnist for Wine Spectator. He's never steered me wrong on a wine, and his shtick (it must be a shtick these days), is honesty: honest wines, honest reviews. His name is Matt Kramer, and if you google his name + 'wine spectator', you'll see what I mean. At some point, he sheared his locks and ditched the ironic hipster frames, lost some weight, and became visibly healthier.
Honesty. It shines.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 05, 2012 05:53 PM (1V6Pv)

190 Ashley Judd can suck my dick. I mean seriously, she can suck my dick.

Posted by: Soona at December 05, 2012 05:55 PM (vNrNd)

191 OT - so do you think the House Rs might actually get a clue and oust Boehner?

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Unlikely, but even if they did it would make little or no difference. There are two possible outcomes to the "fiscal cliff" debacle, and electing a different Speaker doesn't change that:

1. A deal that includes some form of tax increase is made. The GOP base screams about caving to Obama.

2. A deal isn't made, the "Bush tax cuts" expire, and the military takes a big spending cut. Despite Obama's lack of leadership and extremist, unserious proposals, the GOP gets blamed which opens the possibility of losing the House in 2014.

There is no third way in which there are major spending cuts, entitlement reform, and without tax increases. That possibility simply doesn't exist with Obama in the Oval Office.

tl;dr- Boehner should go, but we're still just as fucked if he's replaced as Speaker.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 05, 2012 05:56 PM (SY2Kh)

192 As one of the resident Kentucky morons, I can assure you that most of us know that ashley Judd is a vapid scrunt. She really isn't even worth throwing a hump into anymore since she got all puffy and shit. I pray to god she runs against McConnell just so she has her giant ego crushed in utter defeat; and I am one of the biggest McConnell haters on this planet. She rallied against strip mining a few years ago and any goodwill she had left in this part of the state dried up like the vagina of an upper- middle aged actress who married a race car driver. Fuck her in her stupid left wing ass. Well, I would actually still do that, but you know what I mean.

Posted by: The Drizzle at December 05, 2012 06:03 PM (ysCLj)

193 I have a lot of respect for Dario Franchitti so I figure love must be blind. I was covering the IndyCar race in Detroit last year. Scott Dixon came in first over Franchitti, who finished second. Ashley Judd made a point of inserting herself in the journalists' scrum at the award ceremony. It was quite clear that she relished the attention. Meanwhile, Emma Dixon (who I think is much more attractive than Judd) stayed in the background and didn't try to hog attention from her husband, who actually won the race.

I can't ever recall seeing another runner-up's spouse in the victory circle.

Too bad for Dario that her eggs are so stale.

Posted by: Ronnie Schreiber at December 05, 2012 06:04 PM (+qnV+)

194
I've lusted after her in the past. probably still would.

Posted by: California Red at December 05, 2012 06:09 PM (PRZ/E)

195 #183, as the race was winding down I sent a friend this txt msg:

"The problem with Dario winning is that we'll have to see Miss Puffy Face hog the camera."

Posted by: Ronnie Schreiber at December 05, 2012 06:09 PM (+qnV+)

196
Ship her out here to the People's Soviet Socialist Republic of Commiefornia.

She's note perfect for this place. She can run for the Senate here when either Senator M'am Babs Boxer or Senator Lyin' Feinswine keel over.

That ineffable combination of overweening ego and New Age twaddle in one. You could not make it up nor improve upon it.


Posted by: torquewrench at December 05, 2012 06:14 PM (ymG7s)

197 Oh PLEASE run Ashley. Please, please PRETTY please?
This is going to be so much fun.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 05, 2012 06:16 PM (gdHyx)

198 There's no way the race car driver isn't already cheating on her with someone with puffy nipples. Or even Wynona.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 05, 2012 06:19 PM (nZvGM)

199
Isn't that the qualification rundown of what it takes to be a democrat these days?

Posted by: Fresh at December 05, 2012 06:23 PM (O7ksG)

200 Poor Dario.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 05, 2012 06:24 PM (J38AV)

201 Just got here. This post in a nutshell: actors and actresses are narcissistic, shallow, self indulgent half wits. This would not be a problem except that having to be preached at about political issues by narcissistic, shallow, self indulgent half wits is, well, annoying.

Actors and Actresses: Shut the f**k up and look good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2012 06:27 PM (B2k5+)

202
no matter how stupid we think she is, we better hope she doesnt run. Celebrity is all it takes for the MFM and the sheeple to get all worked up into a lather.
Just remember, she would get the Warrentreatment and not the Angle/O'Donnell treatment.

Posted by: California Red at December 05, 2012 06:29 PM (PRZ/E)

203 Yeah, she's perfect for the Senate.

I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2012 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

204 On the up side, it would be kind of cool having a U.S. Senator you could see nekkid on the internet.

Posted by: Roscoly at December 05, 2012 06:31 PM (Xv7f/)

205 141
The fact that she posed completely nude makes her unelectable...

***

Uh ..... not so fast .... some of us used to think the same thing about about people who fabricated being a minority for personal gain.

Posted by: Scott (Former U.S. Senator) at December 05, 2012 06:34 PM (Xv7f/)

206 It was all water weight gain anyway.

Posted by: Excuse Number 666 For Puffiness at December 05, 2012 06:35 PM (bQe92)

207
Sounds like you fellows are limbering up to absolutely annihilate this woman . Full Obamarod. Beat her before a single vote is cast. What is best in life?.... hear the lamentations ... they put one of yours in the hospital you put one of theirs in the morgue ... all that stuff...

What a concept. Come to think of it. Maybe I shouldn't have played so nice.

Posted by: Guy named Mitt at December 05, 2012 06:39 PM (Xv7f/)

208 People like this drop out of the campaign as soon as they find out that they have to fill out the financial disclosure form. They live being rich and they love having all the perks of wealth but they are deeply ashamed of having money.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 05, 2012 06:42 PM (gdHyx)

209
Would love to See Hairy Reed (i.e. Golum) standing alongside her at a campaign rally. Now THAT would be entertaining!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 05, 2012 06:46 PM (pDRpv)

210 no matter how stupid we think she is, we better hope she doesnt run. Celebrity is all it takes for the MFM and the sheeple to get all worked up into a lather.
Just remember, she would get the Warrentreatment and not the Angle/O'Donnell treatment.



Warren was in Massachussetts.


You people are disrespecting the fine state of Kentucky.

Posted by: entropy at December 05, 2012 06:47 PM (YUttk)

211 The first sign of a challenge on the campaign trail and she'd fold like a piece of cheap Walmart lawn furniture.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 05, 2012 06:47 PM (pDRpv)

212 "Ashley Judd's LOOK AT ME Tour Continues" has some nice pics of Ashley celebrating her outstanding win in the Indy 500.

She does this without breaking a sweat, like all the men do.

Posted by: twoslaps at December 05, 2012 06:56 PM (pbUEP)

213 1. A deal that includes some form of tax increase is made. The GOP base screams about caving to Obama.

Which is hilarious because they deserve it.

Not over the tax increase, that's inescapable. You'd hope people would understand it.

All the same, they got Al Capone on tax evasion, not murder. You might as well be pissed at the GOP regardless of whether or not they cave because you know if they don't it ain't for lack of trying.

The proof is 2 months after they cave this time, the next big crisis, the debt ceiling.

One way or another Republicans will hike it over $20T before 4 years is up.

Posted by: entropy at December 05, 2012 06:59 PM (YUttk)

214 The first sign of a challenge on the campaign trail and she'd fold like a piece of cheap Walmart lawn furniture.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 05, 2012 06:47 PM (pDRpv)
I wasn't cheap. You are just a fat ass.

Posted by: Walmart Lawn Furniture at December 05, 2012 07:00 PM (NL15p)

215 All.

I was at IMS for this year's Indy 500. That was the race Dario got booed at for winning. Part of it was due to the view he threw a 4 wheeled chop block on Takuma Sato on the last lap of the race, causing Takuma to crash, and part of it was seeing him and Ashley AGAIN and having to listen to Ashley sound like SHE won the race!

Posted by: Mmack at December 05, 2012 07:01 PM (6LWkb)

216 The next time one of my liberal twit acquaintances makes a derisive comment about how anti-intellectual and weird conservatives are I'm pointing them to this post. Judd is weapons grade stupid.

Posted by: Sir Robert of Banbury at December 05, 2012 07:05 PM (l59HE)

217
"We got this little wood ring....what was the tree called? Anyway, you burn it
because, according to African folklore, it wards off evil spirits.



But not apparently not slavers.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 05, 2012 07:06 PM (4u2LN)

218 I used to think these stories - and there are plenty - would be a hinderance but actually I think they show she's a natural politician. Her sense of entitlement is completely in line with all other members of Congress. Several accounts of moral failings and hypocrisy don't seem to stop Al Gore, John Kerry, Barney Frank, the Kennedys, the President, etc.,etc.,etc.,

Posted by: Quiz1 at December 05, 2012 07:11 PM (r9JUC)

219 Probably has a puffy ego to match that puffy pillow face that results from over use of injectable fillers like Restylane.

Posted by: snowcrash at December 05, 2012 07:14 PM (I30qo)

220 I wish I had a friend named Moe.

Posted by: BuckIV at December 05, 2012 07:15 PM (+4mBJ)

221
I guess now's not the time to mention that one droopy eye, huh?

(Might wanna ask your doctor to check you for a brain tumor or Myasthenia Gravis, sweetie)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at December 05, 2012 05:44 PM (XjXIN)

This is due either to the Botox or the cheek implant things. Can't remember, but have read the little eye (see: Mooch) is a common problem while they think they look glorious. Steroids for a sinus infection cause puff (Ashley's excuse).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at December 05, 2012 07:19 PM (baL2B)

222 "warm water -- body temperature is best -- because otherwise the cold makes your gut clench up"

Go on...

Posted by: Pervy guy getting an enema ready at December 05, 2012 07:23 PM (R18D0)

223 Let's face it, if she gets naked, a bunch of people are gonna vote for her.

Posted by: An old Kentucky voter at his old Kentucky home at December 05, 2012 07:25 PM (p4U6S)

224 Listen up all you ungrateful hicks. You can't call it bourbon unless it's distilled in Kentucky.

Look it up. It's a federal law. Yeah, I did that.


What?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell an old Kentucky senator at December 05, 2012 07:32 PM (p4U6S)

225 Yeah so what? None of that matters anymore. The fact that she has the brains of a 4x4 post does not matter in America 180. In fact, it makes her smarter than others.

Get used to seeing Senator Judd in lots of news stories in 2015.

Posted by: jukin at December 05, 2012 07:34 PM (WGm5T)

226 I happen to detest Ashley Judd (the person, not the actress). How much you wanna bet the first time someone challenges her seriously in a press conference or something, she pull the female victim card.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 05, 2012 07:48 PM (DoZD+)

227
The God thing, the Jesus thing, the Buddha thing, so important to me.




The Jesus thing can't be too important to her or else she would know this: I am the way, the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 05, 2012 07:52 PM (DoZD+)

228 Run, Ashley, run! PLEASE!! It'd be a hoot. Much like Princess Caroline (Kennedy), she's the perfect liberal: sanctimonious, effete, shallow, and utterly devoid of self-awareness.

Posted by: red speck at December 05, 2012 08:15 PM (9Xu0X)

229 Let the stupid bint run, dear God in Heaven, let her run so the party of Stupid is shown that they do not hold the trump cards. She is the very definition of ignorant and if kicked in the ass it would damage her thinking capabilities.

Posted by: Gmac at December 05, 2012 08:24 PM (IanLz)

230 IF she has big tits then this all makes sense.

Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2012 08:44 PM (cAONf)

231 "Dario" like a coyote caught in a trap would like to chew his own leg off, right about now . . .

Posted by: simpleton at December 05, 2012 08:53 PM (za3QZ)

232 11 "Sad thing is, if she moved to a Bluer, Dumber state, she'd probably be a shoe in."

She doesn't live in Kentucky and neither does Clooney.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at December 05, 2012 08:54 PM (OTWsz)

233 My wife used to teach yoga in a studio in Florida and the owner had a pretty funny story about Ashely Judd. Apparently, Judd liked to have private yoga lessons when she lived in Nasheville years ago. So this lady, whose name I'll leave out so I don't embarrass her, got a call from a friend that she needed someone to drive up to Ashley Judd's place to teach some private lessons. No problem, the yoga teacher jumps in her car and drives up to the mansion.

When she walks in, Ashley yells that she'll be down in a second. Then she walks downstairs, totally buck-assed naked. The yoga teacher, needless to say, was not going to teach a private lesson to a someone without any damn clothes on, famous or not. So she made up some excuse to go back out to her car, she jumped in, started it up and left.

When she asked around, it turns out that all the yoga people in Nashville knew that Judd was fucking crazy. I guess she was that 5% that never get the word. That was probably 15 or 20 years ago, so I'm sure the crazy is even worse these days.

Posted by: Pave Low John at December 05, 2012 09:16 PM (vkjE4)

234 Okay, I'll bite. Why does Ashley Judd have a puffy face?

Posted by: PJ at December 05, 2012 09:30 PM (ZWaLo)

235 234" Okay, I'll bite. Why does Ashley Judd have a puffy face?"

She did say she suffers from constipation.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at December 05, 2012 09:54 PM (OTWsz)

236 A conservative thread about the idiocy of Judd is useless without a mention of the Mock Dock.

http://themockdock.com/category/i-hate-ashley-judd/

Posted by: nx99 at December 05, 2012 09:55 PM (ZzUyd)

237 94 Now let's get to the part where she fucked half the Kentuckybasketball team in 1996. The girl has issues.
Posted by: rockmom at December 05, 2012 05:22 PM (aBlZ1)-------------------------
Hey! What about us?

Posted by: The Other Half Of The Team at December 05, 2012 10:14 PM (cAONf)

238 Last! Again!

Posted by: L is screaming, show up damn SMOD! at December 06, 2012 01:48 AM (0PiQ4)

239 Ace, can you take what little sanity I have left with you on vacation and bring it back in tact? I'm not sure I trust you, but oh well

Posted by: L is screaming, show up damn SMOD! at December 06, 2012 02:15 AM (0PiQ4)

240
I would not be surprise that she would win. Look at what Obama and Biden has done the past four years, didn't stop them from being re-elected.

Posted by: ejazzyjeff at December 06, 2012 08:21 AM (esVMi)

241 A friend of mine (an actor himself) dated Ashley for a while in college. He was not particularly impressed with her as a thespian and their breakup was not, as I understand it, especially pleasant.

He's not anyone of consequence and they didn't stay in touch after college, but she clearly remembered him. Years later she got that Oscar and she called him within a few days to say, "SOME PEOPLE think I can act."

Posted by: Dodd at December 06, 2012 09:38 AM (iplzA)

242 Ace hasn't been too lucky on his recent political fortune telling lately

Posted by: occam at December 06, 2012 10:10 AM (gy2dD)

243 Not to defend her or anything, because she seems to be over-the-top self-absorbed......but she was basically left to fend for herself while Naomi and Wynona toured, beginning when she was a relatively small child. And Naomi is the drama queen to end all drama queens, so I'm sure she comes by all this extreme narcisism naturally.

This still does not keep her from being a flaming PITA - maybe that's why her face is puffy.

Posted by: jclittlep at December 07, 2012 11:51 AM (UNSFr)






Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0447 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0174 seconds, 252 records returned.
Page size 130 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.

MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat