Woman Commits Suicide Due to Being Sexually Aroused All the Time, Craving Well-Nigh Constant Sexual Gratification

Molannen, 39, suffered from persistent genital arousal disorder, a debilitating condition marked by continuous sexual arousal. Women who have the disorder are physically but not psychologically aroused. Many must masturbate for hours for just a few minutes of relief. Some doctors believe the condition is caused by a nerve malfunction.

It's estimated that nearly 50% of the population suffers from this condition. The victims are called "men."

But anyway, she killed herself because she "couldn't get the help she needed."

I didn't write that. That's on the writer of the article.

Posted by: Ace at 06:32 PM

Comments

1 She should have called me instead of the suicide hotline.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 04, 2012 06:34 PM (Zd/NW)

2

She wouldn't have this problem in Dar-al-Islam.

They'd just lop it off.

Posted by: imp at December 04, 2012 06:35 PM (UaxA0)

3 There's just so much my brain is short circuting, good Christ.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 04, 2012 06:35 PM (3Y7RV)

4 Perhaps she should have tried monetizing her disability?

(Yes, it's a tragedy, but nothing can be done about it now.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:36 PM (GceFv)

5 Ace, the pace of your posting is erratic today. You OK?

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 06:36 PM (0PiQ4)

6 Check that, saw a picture of her, I'd rather fap.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 04, 2012 06:37 PM (Zd/NW)

7 Any good news out there? Something...puppies...anything?

Posted by: BuckIV at December 04, 2012 06:37 PM (gedHR)

8 Poor woman.

Posted by: Alex at December 04, 2012 06:37 PM (3x3F6)

9 "But anyway, she killed herself because she "couldn't get the help she needed."

It's a typo. Couldn't get the "hump" she needed.

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2012 06:37 PM (R18D0)

10 "5 Ace, the pace of your posting is erratic today. You OK?

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 06:36 PM (0PiQ4) "

You observe "the pace of his posting?"

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:38 PM (GceFv)

11 This affliction is common in morons.Look for callus buildup on the right palm(or the left for port siders).

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2012 06:39 PM (9XBK2)

12 Some doctors believe the condition is caused by a nerve malfunction.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2012 06:40 PM (BAS5M)

13 Well here's part of the problem...

"The Times found Molannen on Craigslist in early 2012; she was seeking help from medical professionals."

Craigslist. Medical professionals. Hmm.

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2012 06:41 PM (R18D0)

14 I guess she was opposed to doing porn which would have also solved her unemployment problem.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 04, 2012 06:42 PM (b+jI9)

15 The genital arousal disorder support group website is crashing bc AoS commenters are over their offering their support

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 06:42 PM (0PiQ4)

16 Thanks to teh internets, we can catalog human misery like never before: http://preview.tinyurl.com/yzy882x
I heard L'il Barry is going to sign an Executive Order that will ban suffering and death. He just needs Congress to get out of the way.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 04, 2012 06:42 PM (1V6Pv)

17 Are you really holding up this misery for a laugh, come on have some shame

Posted by: Village Idiot at December 04, 2012 06:42 PM (fX9Ht)

18 Poor woman. How horrible it was for her to be constantly aroused, thinking about nothing except for sex.

Oh wait...

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 06:43 PM (doBIb)

19 Obviously we need a ban on nerve malfuntion disorders.

Posted by: Bob Cost-ass at December 04, 2012 06:43 PM (2oHJ2)

20 "12 Some doctors believe the condition is caused by a nerve malfunction.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2012 06:40 PM (BAS5M) "

Obama says that it's caused by "political dysfunction" and he has a less than consensual way to fix it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:43 PM (GceFv)

21 Poor woman.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 04, 2012 06:43 PM (KMWgt)

22 Being driven to suicide by a unrelenting affliction is simply terrible. Imagine if every moment of your life was absolutely consumed by a non-stop aggravating need. Feel sorry for her.

Posted by: BuckIV at December 04, 2012 06:44 PM (gedHR)

23 "17 Are you really holding up this misery for a laugh, come on have some shame

Posted by: Village Idiot at December 04, 2012 06:42 PM (fX9Ht) "

She's dead.

Quit your grandstanding.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:44 PM (GceFv)

24 Now I have guilt knowing I could have done something.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 04, 2012 06:44 PM (F3nFt)

25
She said she didn't have the money for the necessary tests and treatments. I call bull.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 04, 2012 06:46 PM (e/Cti)

26 "21 Poor woman.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 04, 2012 06:43 PM (KMWgt) "

If she was poor, she had only herself to blame.

(Yes, I am determined to engage in "Humor of Color.")

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:46 PM (GceFv)

27 I was gonna pull some snark out of my orifice about this - butt - hell, I will anyway. This will probably create another class that will have an advocate group grow up around it. It will probably be connected to guys being responsible somehow. A double winner if it's the white mens.
We mens have been obsessive fappers for like - forever. We never off ourselves, just acquire stronger lotions. And support the intenetz.

Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2012 06:46 PM (BoE3Z)

28 We need to ban vaginas immediately. Not like I use 'em for anything anyway.

Posted by: Bob Costas at December 04, 2012 06:47 PM (HzhBE)

29 22
Being driven to suicide by a unrelenting affliction is simply terrible.
Imagine if every moment of your life was absolutely consumed by a
non-stop aggravating need. Feel sorry for her.

Posted by: BuckIV

Everyone here in inflicted with the unrelenting affliction known "Barack Obama" and I've seen no mass suicides.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 04, 2012 06:47 PM (b+jI9)

30 This is really sad. As usual, weird disorders get no treatment or options. Bad enough that most mental disorders are laughed off by the professionals that are supposed to help, but to have a physical issue that people cannot take seriously?

Having suffered from organic anxiety (i.e. not caused by events), I know how difficult it is to work when your brain is reeling off into the stratosphere. I cannot imagine, however, what this poor woman went through.

R.I.P.

Posted by: tcn at December 04, 2012 06:48 PM (VLG62)

31 The episode of the Simpsons with that guy who had the hiccups for 20 years comes to mind.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 04, 2012 06:49 PM (p39hN)

32 "28 We need to ban vaginas immediately. Not like I use 'em for anything anyway.

Posted by: Bob Costas at December 04, 2012 06:47 PM (HzhBE) "

Vaginas cause rape. Something must be done!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:49 PM (GceFv)

33 If Only Obamacare had kicked in a year earlier, this woman could have received the treatment she needed. Damn you Republicans!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 04, 2012 06:49 PM (HDgX3)

34 I see no possible way this thread can go awry.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Helping it burn. at December 04, 2012 06:49 PM (Gk3SS)

35 She said she didn't have the money for the necessary tests and treatments. I call bull.

Posted by: Walkers!

Me too. And the newspaper took the boyfriend's word that she'd killed herself? Is that all it takes? An email? I declare shenanigans.

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2012 06:49 PM (R18D0)

36 This is why insurance companies need to pay for vibrators.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 04, 2012 06:50 PM (2jQGY)

37
This sounds like the spending arousal disorder that members of Congress always catch upon taking office.

They won't take the remedy described in the article, unfortunately. Not that it would matter, the new congressfolk would simply develop the ssame problem within weeks.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 04, 2012 06:50 PM (1Y+hH)

38 I should have done more ... I should have done more... *sob*

Posted by: Will Folks at December 04, 2012 06:50 PM (HzhBE)

39 @25 Wait for it, the plaintiff bar will find a cause of action here, and we can't count on getting lucky with someone like that Canadian judge who denied the claim from a welfare recipient for 300 condoms a month.
That judge said (paraphrasing), "We accept that you want the condoms for their intended purpose, but we also understand that that is the likely reason you're on welfare. Denied." (Note that plaintiff wanted condoms for sex, not fapping.)

Posted by: Thorvald at December 04, 2012 06:50 PM (1V6Pv)

40 "Ace, the pace of your posting is erratic today. You OK?"

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 06:36 PM (0PiQ4)

He saw the perfect mate just slip from his grasp.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 06:50 PM (GsoHv)

41 "40 "Ace, the pace of your posting is erratic today. You OK?"

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 06:36 PM (0PiQ4)

He saw the perfect mate just slip from his grasp.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 06:50 PM (GsoHv) "

Andrea Mitchell is dead?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:52 PM (GceFv)

42 It's quite sad what she had to go through and the denial of disability. She was on craigslist asking for someone to give her a free MRI to prove to a judge her condition. That's some fucked up shit.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 04, 2012 06:52 PM (HDgX3)

43 She's dead.

Quit your grandstanding.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:44 PM (GceFv)

You're an asshole. Quit your grandstanding.

Posted by: General Zod at December 04, 2012 06:52 PM (2+bRt)

44 Sorry Ace, this one ain't funny.

Think of having you arm itching for the rest of your life.

Till you blow your brains out.

And Bob Costas blames the handgun instead of the medical industry.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 04, 2012 06:52 PM (kqqGm)

45 "43 She's dead.

Quit your grandstanding.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:44 PM (GceFv)

You're an asshole. Quit your grandstanding.

Posted by: General Zod at December 04, 2012 06:52 PM (2+bRt) "

And my grandstanding would be?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:53 PM (GceFv)

46 Is this where we build a consensus to ban the G-spot?

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2012 06:53 PM (ZA675)

47 29 Everyone here in inflicted with the unrelenting affliction known "Barack Obama" and I've seen no mass suicides.

Patience.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at December 04, 2012 06:53 PM (Qxdfp)

48 25

She said she didn't have the money for the necessary tests and treatments. I call bull.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 04, 2012 06:46 PM (e/Cti)

At one time hooking was a noble profession, but the Dems have destroyed the industry by increasing welfare.
In short, the NY Times would say "Women and Minorities Hardest Hit".

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 04, 2012 06:53 PM (Zd/NW)

49 I'll have what she's having.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 04, 2012 06:54 PM (u25eL)

50 You wouldn't believe how much peanut butter this chick went through.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (Zd/NW)

51 This is why insurance companies need to pay for vibrators.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 04, 2012 06:50 PM (2jQGY)

Sadly I think that's where this will end up.

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (paPv4)

52 Everyone here IS inflicted with the unrelenting affliction known AS "Barack Obama" and I've seen no mass suicides.

Fixed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (b+jI9)

53 In the late 80s there was a guy n the belt at UPS who used to get off by placing his dick on the conveyor belt. One night his scrotum it was ripped off and in fear of being found out he, no kidding here, staples it back on.

He was eventually found out when he went to the hospital with infection.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (piMMO)

54 MUMR

He posts on average every hour and 15 minutes, at least he has since Nov 7th. Is it strange that I notice such things?

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (0PiQ4)

55 She said she didn't have the money for the necessary tests and treatments. I call bull.

Posted by: Walkers! at December 04, 2012 06:46 PM (e/Cti)

At one time hooking was a noble profession, but the Dems have destroyed the industry by increasing welfare.
In short, the NY Times would say "Women and Minorities Hardest Hit".

Wasn't the fact that she wasn't hit hard enough the problem?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (kqqGm)

56
This is worse than the politcal threads.

Out.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 04, 2012 06:56 PM (1Y+hH)

57 You're an asshole. Quit your grandstanding.

Posted by: General Zod at December 04, 2012 06:52 PM (2+bRt)It's called "gallows humor," and it's funny.Lighten up a bit, or just go to another thread if it isn't to your taste.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 06:56 PM (GsoHv)

58 This women, she wouldn't happened to be named Sandra Fluke now, would she?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 04, 2012 06:56 PM (kqqGm)

59 "54 MUMR

He posts on average every hour and 15 minutes, at least he has since Nov 7th. Is it strange that I notice such things?

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (0PiQ4) "

I'm going to have to go with yes.

(Also, I'm not quite sure that it's accurate.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 06:57 PM (GceFv)

60 Moar stimulus

Posted by: Paul Krugman at December 04, 2012 06:57 PM (60GaT)

61 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (piMMO)

I have a difficult time believing this, not because it couldn't happen, but that I worked at UPS for many years and I am sure that we would have heard about it, and laughed. A lot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 06:57 PM (GsoHv)

62 We *do* have a line of products available that may have averted just this sort of tragedy.

Posted by: Fuck Saw, Inc. at December 04, 2012 06:58 PM (9SwFX)

63
I wonder if this is a modern affliction. Has anybody ever heard of this malady in say the 1800's? or 1600's? I can see how it probably wouldn't be reported in those times, I guess, I just wonder if it really isn't psychological.

Or maybe they became hookers or worked for the NY Times (birm).

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2012 06:58 PM (n/ubI)

64 Like someone posted earlier,we don't even know if this was a real person and really committed suicide.I posted a story about this condition on a thread maybe a year ago.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2012 06:59 PM (9XBK2)

65 He was eventually found out when he went to the hospital with infection.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (piMMO)

YIKES!! Now there's one for the "Emergency Room Logbook".

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 04, 2012 07:00 PM (paPv4)

66 12 Top. Men.

-------

Apparently not top enough.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 04, 2012 07:00 PM (xGZ+b)

67 Where was this woman when I was in junior high?

And high school? And college? And prison?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 04, 2012 07:00 PM (v6GqR)

68 57 You're an asshole. Quit your grandstanding.

Posted by: General Zod at December 04, 2012 06:52 PM (2+bRt)It's called "gallows humor," and it's funny.Lighten up a bit, or just go to another thread if it isn't to your taste.

Calling the mockery of a person who committed suicide due to a chronic condition "humor" is sick. I'm not sure that "lightening up a little" will make it any less so.

Posted by: General Zod at December 04, 2012 07:00 PM (2+bRt)

69 Last week on Tosh.0, some idiot shot thru his scrotum. He either didn't mean to go through with it or it hurt a lot more than he realized. But seriously, what a douche!

Posted by: Walkers! at December 04, 2012 07:01 PM (e/Cti)

70 He posts on average every hour and 15 minutes, at least he has since Nov 7th. Is it strange that I notice such things?

STALKER ALERT

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2012 07:01 PM (n/ubI)

71 "68 57 You're an asshole. Quit your grandstanding.

Posted by: General Zod at December 04, 2012 06:52 PM (2+bRt)It's called "gallows humor," and it's funny.Lighten up a bit, or just go to another thread if it isn't to your taste.

Calling the mockery of a person who committed suicide due to a chronic condition "humor" is sick. I'm not sure that "lightening up a little" will make it any less so.

Posted by: General Zod at December 04, 2012 07:00 PM (2+bRt) "

So, what part of "She's dead" do you have trouble comprehending?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 07:01 PM (GceFv)

72 This is one condition where a clitorectomy is a legitimate treatment option.The benefits might out way the negatives.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2012 07:01 PM (9XBK2)

73
Gretchen no longer wanted to have sex. Orgasms had become work. And even mild physical affection just made the symptoms worse.

Though she avoided consummating her relationships, she still wanted to be attractive to men. So she turned to plastic surgery, something she could control.

Gretchen is petite, about 5 feet 2 with green eyes and medium-length brown hair cut into bangs. She decided her nose was too big and her breasts too small, so she got a nose job and size D breast implants, all paid for by a boyfriend.

Boyfriend pays the bills for a hyper-sexed chick. Still can't get laid.

All hail King Beta!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2012 07:02 PM (kdS6q)

74 @54 He posts on average every hour and 15 minutes, at least he has since Nov 7th.
Ace confided to me in a super-secret encrypted email (available to you also at the "Fur Cowl-level Upgrade to your membership here) that he does the threads far in advance, and only posts them through a random timing thread generator to befuddle Napolitano and the Iranians (who, despite their pronounced consonance of purpose, never quite get their acts together. The Iranians are doing, that whole "temporary marriage" thing (yeah, that and the goats), while Napolitano is busy donating her eggs to the P.C. Repopulation Effort).

Posted by: Thorvald at December 04, 2012 07:02 PM (1V6Pv)

75
"Couldn't get the help she needed"?

What, was Walgreens out of batteries?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 04, 2012 07:02 PM (xSegX)

76 He was eventually found out when he went to the hospital with infection. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (piMMO)
That sounds fake. Everyone knows you use super glue to re-attach body parts.

Posted by: Invictus at December 04, 2012 07:03 PM (OQpzc)

77 Posted by: General Zod at December 04, 2012 07:00 PM (2+bRt)

If it is so awful why are you still here?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 07:04 PM (GsoHv)

78 63

I wonder if this is a modern affliction. Has anybody ever heard of
this malady in say the 1800's? or 1600's? I can see how it probably
wouldn't be reported in those times, I guess, I just wonder if it really
isn't psychological.

Or maybe they became hookers or worked for the NY Times (birm).

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2012 06:58 PM (n/ubI)
Just did a little look into this condition. 1st described in 2001. A number of treatment options available - chemical, surgical, and psychotherapeutic. Prevalent in post-menopausal women. And the ladies of "The View".

Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2012 07:04 PM (BoE3Z)

79 From what I read on the earlier piece I posted it's caused by the clitoris being constantly engorged with blood.I think men can also be inficted,with a constant erection.Like being a teen ager for life.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2012 07:04 PM (9XBK2)

80 Didn't we used to group a lot of these "disorders" together and call it "crazy"?

I'm sorry but I think this "story" is a product of the bullshit times we live in.

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2012 07:05 PM (R18D0)

81 I have a difficult time believing this, not because it couldn't happen, but that I worked at UPS for many years and I am sure that we would have heard about it, and laughed. A lot.

****

I worked at UPS from 87-89 and heard about it around that time. IIRC, the articles about it just referred to the workplace as a "shop". So, it is possible that it wasn't UPS and the folks there were just adding 'UPS' for flair.

It doesn't change the main point of the story!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO)

82 Posted by: Thorvald at December 04, 2012 07:02 PM (1V6Pv)

The funny thing is: you may be correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 07:05 PM (GsoHv)

83 "Couldn't get the help she needed"?

What, was Walgreens out of batteries?

This goes beyond batteries. She wants a government-funded solar panel installation on her roof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2012 07:06 PM (QKKT0)

84 "77 Posted by: General Zod at December 04, 2012 07:00 PM (2+bRt)

If it is so awful why are you still here?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 07:04 PM (GsoHv)"

He wants to make clear to everyone that he really, really cares. Because he really, really does care. About what others think of him.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 07:06 PM (GceFv)

85 Boyfriend pays the bills for a hyper-sexed chick. Still can't get laid.
**********************

Damn, brother could have gotten more action with a dollar bill and a quick walk down 42nd Street.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs Are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 04, 2012 07:07 PM (v6GqR)

86 In men, it's called "priapism."

I only know that because I had a professor afflicted with the condition, to the dismay and embarrassment of his female students, who fled in droves.

No one could ever figure out why he didn't stand behind a podium or sit down or something. It was really awful.

Posted by: Dianna at December 04, 2012 07:07 PM (mKMj1)

87 NDH

That was actually an episode of the King of Queens except there was no ripping involved just stapling

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 07:07 PM (0PiQ4)

88 "It doesn't change the main point of the story!"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2012 07:05 PM (piMMO)

General Zod says that we are horrible people for laughing about this.

And....you're a Teamster?

Blow me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 07:07 PM (GsoHv)

89 Forget the solar panels, this woman needed alexthechick's nuclear reactor powered toy.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 07:08 PM (doBIb)

90 Gee there are so many great jokes here, but a women did die so I will refrain.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 07:09 PM (79ueO)

91 Costas apologized.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 04, 2012 07:09 PM (b+jI9)

92 "alexthechick's nuclear reactor powered toy."

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 07:08 PM (doBIb)

I thought that was still in development?

Supposedly the four-stroke Honda engine works quite well in the interim.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 07:09 PM (GsoHv)

93 C'mon, this woman had more problems than incessant diddling.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 04, 2012 07:10 PM (BVkEs)

94 O/T: Just watched NBC Nightly News and saw the following companies sponsoring it:

Prudential
BP
Bayer Healthcare
USAA
Astra Zeneca
Ameriprise Financial
Honda
Fidelity
Abbott Laboratories

Do with that information what you will.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at December 04, 2012 07:10 PM (9F2c1)

95 "90 Gee there are so many great jokes here, but a women did die so I will refrain.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 07:09 PM (79ueO) "

Because you don't want to offend her soul, in which you do not believe?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 07:10 PM (GceFv)

96 No mention of lowering her standards?

It's like I don't even know you guys.

Posted by: fluffy at December 04, 2012 07:11 PM (O6q63)

97 86 I keep picturing the scene from Anchorman.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2012 07:11 PM (9XBK2)

98
Calling the mockery of a person who committed suicide due to a chronic condition "humor" is sick.
Posted by: General Zod

>N
>F
>F
> You see a White Knight before you.
>?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2012 07:11 PM (kdS6q)

99 Supposedly the four-stroke Honda engine works quite well in the interim.

The engine had some timing issues, and it caused a lot of bruising.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 07:11 PM (doBIb)

100 Thorvald

Thanks for confiding Ace's super secret with me. I promise not to tell anyone.

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 07:12 PM (0PiQ4)

101 Forget the solar panels, this woman needed alexthechick's nuclear reactor powered toy.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 07:08 PM (doBIb)

It's in the shop. And by shop I mean they released the hounds. Bastards.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Helping it burn. at December 04, 2012 07:12 PM (Gk3SS)

102 Q: how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: that's not funny.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 07:12 PM (I2LwF)

103 Costas apologized

Costas can lick my sack.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 07:13 PM (doBIb)

104 Because you don't want to offend her soul, in which you do not believe?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 07:10 PM (GceFv)

Just in case there is really someone keeping records up there. Covering all my bases so to speak

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 07:13 PM (79ueO)

105 Hey ATC, I think your post at DPUD struck a nerve.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 04, 2012 07:13 PM (b+jI9)

106 @100 Hey, it used to be encrypted.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 04, 2012 07:14 PM (1V6Pv)

107 Costas apologized

Costas can lick my sack.

Posted by: EC

Better get him a step ladder.

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2012 07:14 PM (R18D0)

108 "102 Q: how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: that's not funny.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 07:12 PM (I2LwF) "

That's funny.

But ignorant.

Light bulbs were invented by the phallocracy. That's why they're not shaped like vaginas. In the society of the future, there will be no light bulbs. And your joke will be illegal. Because empathy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 07:15 PM (GceFv)

109 The stapled scrotum thing is real. I think it was on ONT a few months ago. Anyway, here you go. http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.asp

Posted by: no good deed at December 04, 2012 07:15 PM (mjR67)

110 Is it wrong that I don't seem to giving a flying fuck anymore over the plight of any particular female who is obviously one battery short of a working dildo since the election?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 04, 2012 07:15 PM (v6GqR)

111 76 The stapled scrotum story is true, per snopes. I remember reading about it too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2012 07:15 PM (ccXZP)

112 @101 I used to have excuses like that for not getting off, [*blows bangs off forehead like Nanette Fabray*] but no more!

Posted by: Thorvald at December 04, 2012 07:16 PM (1V6Pv)

113 "104 Because you don't want to offend her soul, in which you do not believe?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 07:10 PM (GceFv)

Just in case there is really someone keeping records up there. Covering all my bases so to speak

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 07:13 PM (79ueO) "

I seriously doubt that God is that much of a prick. Speech commissarism doesn't sound all that loving.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 04, 2012 07:16 PM (GceFv)

114 None of the facts add up. It's only her claim that she had this. Apparently multiple actual doctors disagreed. She was searching for medical help via craigslist?

Most likely this was a woman with some severe mental illness issues. I don't doubt her suffering. But I don't believe she was driven insane by a nerve damaged clitoris stuck in the on position.

There's a large class of people, mostly women, who convince themselves they have obscure debilitating diseases. They go from doctor to doctor, not believing them when they, no, you're just crazy.

They refuse psychiatric treatment and prefer their imaginary diseases.

It's very sad. But sadly not that uncommon.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 04, 2012 07:16 PM (ZPrif)

115 Hey ATC, I think your post at DPUD struck a nerve.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 04, 2012 07:13 PM (b+jI9)

It most certainly appears so.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Helping it burn. at December 04, 2012 07:17 PM (Gk3SS)

116 She should have just blown some guys head off instead.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 04, 2012 07:17 PM (BVkEs)

117 Posted by: Flatbush Joe

What Joe said.

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2012 07:18 PM (R18D0)

118 There's a large class of people, mostly women, who convince themselves they have obscure debilitating diseases. They go from doctor to doctor, not believing them when they, no, you're just crazy.

Yeah they are called wives.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 07:18 PM (79ueO)

119 She should have just blown some guys [s}head off instead.

FIFY

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 04, 2012 07:18 PM (v6GqR)

120 She should have just blown some guys ~~head off instead.~~

FIFY

*edited for correction

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 04, 2012 07:19 PM (v6GqR)

121 Nevergiveup embraces Pascal's wager.

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 07:20 PM (0PiQ4)

122 Story also mentions she was 40 and lived with her parents until they died. She was clearly not a well woman.

A lot of people with serious mental health problems live with their aging parent until they are middle-aged. When their parents eventually die there is noone to care for them. And there is noone who understands or loves them. They were unable to build any relationships outside of the family. And even those were always strained by their mental health problems. If they are lucky they have a sibling who's willing to look after them. Many are not lucky.

It's very sad, of course. The parents did what they could to protect their ill child. But after the parents die the mental illness often spirals out of control.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 04, 2012 07:26 PM (ZPrif)

123 I feel guilty for laughing at these posts.

Posted by: Josef at December 04, 2012 07:32 PM (c1scD)

124 And my grandstanding would be?

Present on any day ending in "y". Glad to help, no charge.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 04, 2012 07:36 PM (PMGbu)

125 These days I mostly read these stories and hope the deceased was an Obama voter. Mostly.

Posted by: Sam in VA at December 04, 2012 07:48 PM (YCvRs)

126 That was actually an episode of the King of Queens except there was no ripping involved just stapling

****

HAHA

It does sound like something they would do

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2012 07:51 PM (piMMO)

127 General Zod says that we are horrible people for laughing about this.

And....you're a Teamster?

****

Hell no!

I was a clerk at the terminal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2012 07:52 PM (piMMO)

128 61
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2012 06:55 PM (piMMO)

I
have a difficult time believing this, not because it couldn't happen,
but that I worked at UPS for many years and I am sure that we would have
heard about it, and laughed. A lot.

Read an interview with the doctor that treated him, funny and painful at the same time. Don't think it was UPS though, maybe Navy. Guy was "working" on a high speed polisher of some sort, got his nuts caught up in it and nearly ripped off his scrotum. Launched one of his nuts across the shop, because of the swelling he didn't know it was missing until he saw the Doc. And yeah, he stapled his scrotum back together.

Posted by: BuckIV at December 04, 2012 07:53 PM (gedHR)

129 Read an interview with the doctor that treated him, funny and painful at the same time. Don't think it was UPS though, maybe Navy. Guy was "working" on a high speed polisher of some sort, got his nuts caught up in it and nearly ripped off his scrotum. Launched one of his nuts across the shop, because of the swelling he didn't know it was missing until he saw the Doc. And yeah, he stapled his scrotum back together.

****

SEE??!!!

I knew I wasn't crazy!

Someone really did staple their scrotum.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2012 08:03 PM (piMMO)

130 80Didn't we used to group a lot of these "disorders" together and call it "crazy"? Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2012 07:05 PMBefore that, we called them "possessed by demons".Giving it a name makes everyone feel better.

Posted by: frankly at December 04, 2012 08:06 PM (9wQSR)

131 TLC has a show called Strange Sex, and they featured a woman with this condition. She accidentally found out that one of the new drugs to help quit smoking ALSO makes this condition manageable.

Posted by: Hutch at December 04, 2012 08:20 PM (zvRky)

132 Hey guys. What's going on in this thread?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 04, 2012 08:39 PM (8AF9+)

133 Wow. More than a few fucking assholes tonight, demonstrating once again that the Left does not have a monopoly on making cheap sex jokes at the expense of a person who died tragically.

Posted by: MadisonConservative at December 04, 2012 08:40 PM (sb+ta)

134
Depending onher looks, I would have helped. I know, thats not cool to say; dont get me wrong, I really am a nice guy, I just ain't the UN.

Posted by: Walknot at December 04, 2012 09:13 PM (cey9b)

135 Ace, you are SUCH a GIGANTIC asshole and coward for taking a cheap shot at this dead woman.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at December 04, 2012 09:18 PM (21TJo)

136 I am extremely sorry to hear this woman gave up. I only wish I could have done something to help her.

But...I couldn't, could I? Well, at least Michael J. Fox gets to act again. Some people get cures.

Posted by: J. at December 04, 2012 09:18 PM (e2bOZ)

137 Ace, you are SUCH a GIGANTIC asshole and coward for taking a cheap shot at this dead woman.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at December 04, 2012 09:18 PM (21TJo)
This. Trying to make Michael Savage look classy, Ace?

Posted by: MadisonConservative at December 04, 2012 09:23 PM (sb+ta)

138 Easily offended people offend me.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 04, 2012 09:36 PM (dPSpR)

139 After reading the initial story (and watching the accompanying video) . . . I think this story is something other than what they're telling us. The video was a little too . . . what, perfect? Cliched?

Chick had a compulsion to diddle. A lot.

Posted by: tsj017 at December 04, 2012 09:39 PM (vOH26)

140 "Many must masturbate for hours for just a few minutes of relief." You could say that about any healthy normal 13-year-old boy.

Posted by: gp at December 04, 2012 10:28 PM (mk9aG)

141 Why do men's supposed sexual NEEDS so much more important than women's emotional NEEDS? Talk about neglected.

Posted by: whobewut at December 04, 2012 11:30 PM (W5c4e)

142 My grammar sucks. Let me state that like I meant to the first time:

Why do men's supposed sexual NEEDS trump women's emotional NEEDS? Talk about neglect. Men are pathetic if they think their needs are more important. . . where's the chivalry in that?

Posted by: whobewut at December 04, 2012 11:31 PM (W5c4e)

143 1
She should have called me instead of the suicide hotline.

Posted by: MrCaniac at December 04, 2012 06:34 PM (Zd/NW)

That kind of response IRL after the story came out is probably what tipped her.

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at December 05, 2012 12:02 AM (uMfFZ)

144 Is this Pelosi's problem?
*I denounce myself*

Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2012 10:43 AM (os3mV)

145
Just give me a call, ladies!

Giggity!!!

Posted by: Glenn from Family Guy at December 05, 2012 12:39 PM (j2McS)

146 Understanding the condition should lead to highly profitable aphrodisiac discoveries

Posted by: errhead at December 06, 2012 03:23 AM (zyDUw)

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