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I was out at an appointment, but now am back. Working on a new post.

Posted by: Ace at 01:17 PM



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1 This seats taken

Posted by: RWC at December 04, 2012 04:04 PM (fWAjv)

2 Springtime Fresh!

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2012 04:04 PM (I7O5y)

3
too long

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 04:04 PM (jUytm)

4 NO BOOBEHS! NO POSTS!!!

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 04:05 PM (GQ8sn)

5 LOL@ 1:17

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 04:05 PM (flaox)

6
LOL@ 1:17


More time machine shenanigans.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 04:06 PM (GQ8sn)

7 Phone calls. Appointments. What's next. I'm not buying what you are selling.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2012 04:06 PM (nQMHQ)

8 Working on a new post.

That's what she said.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2012 04:06 PM (KXm42)

9
5LOL@ 1:17

Ace's time machine is in reverse today.

Posted by: wheatie at December 04, 2012 04:06 PM (CM59X)

10 I have a new standard response to Internet trolls who spew garbage and hate (BIRM):

"X is a pedophile. He has consistently bucked the sex offender registry after molesting, killing and eating a string of six year old boys during the 80s and 90s."

By the left's standard of evidence against the tea party for instance, or presidential candidates, this is perfectly legitimate.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 04:06 PM (flaox)

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 04:06 PM (5DR1j)

12 Phone calls and appointments sound like "work."

Maybe sex work?

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 04, 2012 04:07 PM (7vSU0)

13 And, since Soona complained in the last thread: Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 04:07 PM (5DR1j)

14 Phone calls. Appointments. What's next. I'm not buying what you are selling.

It's slang for masturbating and taking a dump.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2012 04:07 PM (KXm42)

15 Working on a new post.

Hey! That's my line!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 04, 2012 04:08 PM (5DR1j)

16 It's slang for masturbating and taking a dump.

Isn't that an "auto-blumpkin"?

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 04:08 PM (GQ8sn)

17 Did the time machine take the boobehs? That is not right!


Maybe sex work?
Posted by: Golan Globus at December 04, 2012 04:07 PM (7vSU0)



Skank A Thon II Electric Bugaloo?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 04:08 PM (VtjlW)

18 An evil appointment, mayhaps???

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at December 04, 2012 04:08 PM (liORJ)

19 Remember when palin steele was begging Ace to be a coblogger?

No, Ace never got that desperate to fill thread droughts

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2012 04:08 PM (wwsoB)

20 See -- I told you that's what she said.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2012 04:09 PM (KXm42)

21 It's slang for masturbating and taking a dump.
Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2012 04:07 PM (KXm42)


No doubt.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2012 04:09 PM (nQMHQ)

22 I thought is was "getting a haircut" for #2.

Maht Daymon!

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at December 04, 2012 04:10 PM (epxV4)

23 An evil appointment, mayhaps???

What kind of evil appointment? Was he interviewing for a ministerial job in Alextopia?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 04:10 PM (5DR1j)

24 I've had a couple of "appointments" so far today, and it is not even over yet!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2012 04:10 PM (jucos)

25 No, Ace never got that desperate to fill thread droughts

Believe it or not, this establishment does have standards.

Posted by: Ghengis T. Khan at December 04, 2012 04:11 PM (GBXon)

26 I heard someone named Alex has a blog. Is that true?

Posted by: Mr Pink at December 04, 2012 04:11 PM (oO4ag)

27 After all the whining on the last thread for it going "stale", you all should show some more graceful thanks and respect for Ace. He started this one despite the facts that he's been gone on an appointment and he's working on another. Sheesh.

Posted by: eureka! at December 04, 2012 04:11 PM (HPRku)

28 Hey Ace, Morsi fled the Presidential ahead of the Mob, linked from Insty.

Second look at the Arab Spring?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 04, 2012 04:11 PM (kqqGm)

29 So Ace is a freelance Craigslist escort.

Maybe he does stuff for people that are into furries

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 04, 2012 04:11 PM (t06LC)

30 Some dumb SOB from the Black Congressional Caucus on Cavuto talking gibberish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (79ueO)

31
13And, since Soona complained in the last thread: Let. It. Burn.

I'm in the 'Do-Not-Cave' version of 'Let it Burn'.

Instead of the 'Give'em What They Want' version.

The Burn will happen quicker, if there is no increase in the Debt Limit.

Posted by: wheatie at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (CM59X)

32 All-conquering sock off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, not a Mongol at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (GBXon)

33 Can

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (1Y+hH)

34 Believe it or not, this establishment does have standards.

Some. But the bar tends to be low.

Ewoks can reach the high ones.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (5DR1j)

35 I was out at an appointment, but now am back.

An "appointment"? Is that what we're calling the hobo hunt nowadays?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (m/eXi)

36 We have confirmation that Ace has become stuck 3 hours in the past!!!!!!!!!

We should be able to hook electrodes up to the blog and begin to draw current due to the chronological disparity.

Please stand by.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (3E2th)

37 Only

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (1Y+hH)

38 Post

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (1Y+hH)

39 One

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (1Y+hH)

40 @ChadPergram Pelosi's office says 142 members have signed discharge petition on middle class tax cut. Needs 218. 191 D's in the House.

Posted by: 80sBaby at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (YjDyJ)

41 Word

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (1Y+hH)

42 New Nintendo Direct tomorrow at 9:00 am PST.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (UypUQ)

43 Looks like Darden Corp.'s sucking up to FLOTUS with its "healthy" menu changes (see, http://tinyurl.com/cho3ulv) didn't help it much. It had a terrible quarter due in part to "negative media coverage that focused on Darden." The CEO is also complaining about how Obamacare is going to wreck its business going forward.

You sleep with dogs (or a dogeater), you wind up with fleas.
http://tinyurl.com/d97dbv9

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (QKKT0)

44
At

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (1Y+hH)

45
Just got the health insurance rate increase notice for next year, thanks for the Christmas gift you fuckety-fuck obama. I am so pissed right now.

*spits*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (n/ubI)

46 I'm in pretty much the same state of mind the last time I staggered in here a few days ago .

Bruised , battered and beat up but happy .

So. Once again ,

ENTERTAIN ME MORONS

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (M2+F0)

47 A

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (1Y+hH)

48 And, since Soona complained in the last thread: Let. It. Burn.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 04:07 PM (5DR1j)


----------------------------------------------


Thanks. I feel better now.

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (fQ6JZ)

49 The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed.

Posted by: John "Sgt. Stedenko" Boehner at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (w41GQ)

50 Time

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (1Y+hH)

51 Now.

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (1Y+hH)

52 Time killer

Stille Nacht - David Hasselhoff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtAMu36IoPU

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2012 04:14 PM (wwsoB)

53 We should be able to hook electrodes up to the blog and begin to draw current due to the chronological disparity.

That takes gigawatts. That's alot of watts.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2012 04:14 PM (KXm42)

54 I'm hoping for something wildly exciting, since I'm stuck at home.

Posted by: Dianna at December 04, 2012 04:15 PM (mKMj1)

55 Watt?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 04, 2012 04:15 PM (3E2th)

56
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (1Y+hH)

You can only post one word at a time now?
That's weird.

Posted by: wheatie at December 04, 2012 04:15 PM (CM59X)

57 Second look at the Arab Spring?


Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 04, 2012 04:11 PM (kqqGm)


More like a Arab winter of discontent.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 04, 2012 04:16 PM (mETGQ)

58 http://tinyurl.com/cho3ulv

It just occurred to me that having Aunt Esther making personal appearances at Olive Garden restaurants probably didn't help food sales much.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2012 04:17 PM (QKKT0)

59 What kind of evil appointment? Was he interviewing for a ministerial job in Alextopia?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 04:10 PM (5DR1j)



Hey! alextopia is not evil. alextopia is otherly moral.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 04:17 PM (VtjlW)

60 Dear Ms. Wheatie:

You have exceeded the one word allowance.

Please remit one verb and two nouns as penalty.

truly:

the blog Grammar Czar

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 04, 2012 04:17 PM (3E2th)

61 Meremortal, you need to get to work on your river spa before it gets to wintery.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2012 04:17 PM (nQMHQ)

62 So. Once again ,



ENTERTAIN ME MORONS





Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM

You asked for it!

David Hasselhoff - Please Come Home for Christmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvn9NtaqoKM

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2012 04:18 PM (wwsoB)

63 Hey! alextopia is not evil. alextopia is otherly moral.

You say poe-tay-toe, I say rutabaga.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 04:18 PM (5DR1j)

64 45

Just got the health insurance rate increase notice for next year,
thanks for the Christmas gift you fuckety-fuck obama. I am so pissed
right now.

*spits*


Posted by: Guy Mohawk

How bad?

Our agency fat-fingered, and had us thinking our premiums were going to nearly double; it turned out to be a 9% increase when they'd sent us info indicating a 90% increase.

It's still not good, but it's not heart-attack on the very spot territory.

Yet.

Posted by: Dianna at December 04, 2012 04:18 PM (mKMj1)

65 ƃoןq ǝɥʇ ǝpısuı pǝddɐɹʇ ɯ,ı ǝɯ dןǝɥ

Posted by: ɟɟǝɾɯǝɥɔ at December 04, 2012 04:20 PM (m/eXi)

66 David Hasselhoff roasting chestnuts on an open fire;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ii9i3qHyWc

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2012 04:20 PM (wwsoB)

67 You say poe-tay-toe, I say rutabaga.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 04:18 PM (5DR1j)


----------------------------------------------------


I say soft, tuberous, dirt nut.

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 04:21 PM (fQ6JZ)

68 Quick, someone with actual skills! Turn Chemjeff right side up!

Posted by: Dianna at December 04, 2012 04:21 PM (mKMj1)

69 kbd ,

I'm of German decent , we can't help but dig 'Hoff .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2012 04:21 PM (M2+F0)

70 Nood.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Will spare the calming manatees at December 04, 2012 04:22 PM (VtjlW)

71 I'm of German decent , we can't help but dig 'Hoff .


You guys are into schnitzengruben too, I hear.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2012 04:23 PM (QKKT0)

72 We say apple-of-the-earth because nothing else was pretentious enough.

Posted by: Silly French Freaks at December 04, 2012 04:24 PM (k3bHB)

73 Just got the health insurance rate increase notice
for next year, thanks for the Christmas gift you fuckety-fuck obama. I
am so pissed right now.

*spits*


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2012 04:13 PM (n/ubI)

Mine is going up $133.00 in March. This is the second increase and I only had since January of this year.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 04, 2012 04:25 PM (mETGQ)

74 Rumor has it that the Border Patrol used this as a virtual fence

David Hasselhoff - Feliz Navidad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRNJa8tlsLA

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2012 04:26 PM (wwsoB)

75
60 Dear Ms. Wheatie:

You have exceeded the one word allowance.

Please remit one verb and two nouns as penalty.


Sic Semper.
Tyrannis.
Veritas!

Posted by: wheatie at December 04, 2012 04:26 PM (CM59X)

76 I say soft, tuberous, dirt nut.
Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 04:21 PM (fQ6JZ)

We say apple-of-the-earth because nothing else was pretentious enough.
Posted by: Silly French Freaks at December 04, 2012 04:24 PM (k3bHB)

----

We also forget to quote the comment we were responding to, because that's just how we roll. But we never use just the numbers. That's too rude even for us.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at December 04, 2012 04:26 PM (k3bHB)

77 Our agency fat-fingered, and had us thinking our premiums were going to nearly double; it turned out to be a 9% increase when they'd sent us info indicating a 90% increase. It's still not good, but it's not heart-attack on the very spot territory. Yet.
Posted by: Dianna at December 04, 2012 04:18 PM (mKMj1)


-------------------------------------------------


I just rolled mine over identically from last year. Not much of a change. The managers say that the big change will come next year when Ocare is fully implemented.

I'm hoping that that the gov't can't get it's shit together for the federal exchanges and have to postpone it again for another year. Even then, I guess we'll have to suck it up and still pay the fucking Ocare tax starting in 2013.

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 04:27 PM (fQ6JZ)

78 19 Remember when palin steele was begging Ace to be a coblogger?

No, Ace never got that desperate to fill thread droughts

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2012 04:08 PM (wwsoB)


Yeah, remember that time when he experimented with letting me post? What a clusterfuck.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 04:28 PM (flaox)

79 For instance:

Ken Burns is a pedophile. He has consistently bucked the sex offender registry after molesting, killing and eating a string of six year old boys during the 80s and 90s.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 04:29 PM (flaox)

80

Those Egyptions don't seem to have high opinion of Morsi or the scoamf.

http://tinyurl.com/a832e2m

Posted by: YIKES! at December 04, 2012 04:30 PM (mETGQ)

81 "I was out at an appointment, but now am back. Working on...."

Hah! I tell my boss that kind of stuff all the time when I'm goofing off.


Posted by: Kevin at December 04, 2012 04:35 PM (ufexm)

82
I hope that The US can't pay for Obamacare, the extra employees, panels, IRS rules etc and that too will be another massive Obama Fail! This country is broke, we cannot keep spending money we do not have. How many states are on verge on bankruptcy? CA, NY are going to have to ask US for $.
We have to stop giving money to Egypt, Palestians, Pakistan, Libya, et al. We can't afford it.

Oh, cut congress and TFG's salaries by 35%.

Posted by: CarolT at December 04, 2012 04:39 PM (z4WKX)

83 ƃoןq ǝɥʇ ǝpısuı pǝddɐɹʇ ɯ,ı ǝɯ dןǝɥ

Posted by: ɟɟǝɾɯǝɥɔ at December 04, 2012 04:20 PM (m/eXi)

ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ-ǝɹǝɥ

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 04, 2012 04:39 PM (UypUQ)

84 Time to supplant the G.O.P. No more "kindler, gentler" or Commie-Lite.
Introducing The Constitution Party! Our motto: "God and Jerusalem!".
We'll only elect candidates who will uphold the U.S. Constitution. And we will purge them if they don't.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 04, 2012 04:49 PM (1V6Pv)

85 Truman ,

Wasn't that you that posted all those stone dicks ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 04, 2012 05:34 PM (M2+F0)

86 Ashley Judd is throwing out suggestions that she may try for Rep. Mitch McConnell's Ky Senate seat. Her PR people are listing her accomplishments as more than just an actress and pretty face. Proof cited : earned a Masters at Harvard as proof of her high intelligence and competence. How she earned this degree merits a closer look. She left UK for Hollywood without receiving her undergrad degree in French, but suddenly realized in the late 2007 that "wow, I earned enough credits to ask for my diploma after all. (her missing required class was waived) From there she received an honorary doctorate from Union College in 09, and afterwards earned a Masters in Public Administration from Harvard the next year. So to review: a Hollywood actress who had a very shaky academic background at the University of Kentucky is somehow accepted into Harvard, which has the hardest acceptance standards in the nation. In one year, she earns a masters from one of the most challenging schools in the nation. Wow, she must have grown some extra brains over those decades to impress Harvard so much. Now she is being promoted by the media as a serious celebrity / Harvard academic challenge to McConnell. Does anything about this convenient story raise an eyebrow of the more cynical?

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at December 04, 2012 09:11 PM (OTWsz)






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