Thousands Protest Obama's Bestest Pal In Cairo

No one could have foreseen this, apart from everyone.

Thousands of Egyptians massed in Cairo Tuesday for a march to the presidential palace to protest the assumption by the nation's Islamist president of nearly unrestricted powers and a draft constitution hurriedly adopted by his allies.

The march comes amid rising anger over the draft charter and decrees issued by Mohammed Morsi giving himself sweeping powers. Morsi called for a nationwide referendum on the draft constitution on Dec. 15.

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A large turnout would signal sustained momentum for the opposition, which brought out at least 200,000 protesters to Cairo's Tahrir Square a week ago and a comparable number on Friday, demanding that Morsi's decrees be rescinded.

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The Islamists responded by sending hundreds of thousands of supporters into Cairo's twin city of Giza on Saturday and across much of the country.

Who Lost Egypt?

When Bush was president, the left and the media (but I repeat myself) were very interested in a strict accounting of bets won and bets lost. Well, they weren't very interested in bets won. But they were extremely interested in the bets lost part.

Since Obama, no one's keeping score anymore, huh? Now everything is just assumed to be Beyond Any Man's Ability To Predict Or Influence.

Posted by: Ace at 01:13 PM



Comments

1 Fuck them. I could care less. They got the government they voted for.

Sound familiar?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2012 01:15 PM (vCK/R)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 01:16 PM (5DR1j)

3 Yeah, It really seems like Obama doesn't much care. He seems bored by his job.

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 01:16 PM (0PiQ4)

4 We'll have none of that here in DC!

Posted by: Queen Michelle at December 04, 2012 01:17 PM (ypzqs)

5 Since Obama, no one's keeping score anymore, huh?


Obama gets full credit for effort and a nice "Participant" trophy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2012 01:17 PM (QKKT0)

6 We're all communists now, bitches.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:17 PM (UK9cE)

7 "lost?" Define "lost."

Posted by: BHObama at December 04, 2012 01:18 PM (gCa4h)

8

Yeah, it's sickening. And, the Dems still think they won some big prize after TFG was re-elected.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 01:18 PM (LpQbZ)

9 46 Ace,

I'm glad to see that your recent political postings have taken into account my ideas. I think it shows a lot of intellectual heft on your part, to allow yourself to be influenced by my postings and ideas, and to let yourself be persuaded. Together we have reached the obviously correct conclusions.

You're welcome. /lifesmanship

I know many of us aren't Erick Erickson's biggest fan (besides his obviously fake name. What is he hiding with such a fake name?!?!). However, his recent post regarding Boehner and Cantor's weapons grade cock sucking and purge of FiCons is important.

As I've been articulating since shortly after the election, the RINOs who hold party leadership positions are going down a dangerous path. If they aren't careful, the fractured GOP coalition will break (presuming that isn't their goal.)

In some poignant posts that clearly transformed your thinking (or perhaps I had just reached the correct conclusions before you and helped you catch up), I asked you, Ace, concretely: at what point have you been alienated out of the party.

I'd like to revisit that, because it was clearly beneficial for your intellectual evolution.

Boehner is actively purging FiCons, is open to 800b+ in tax hikes, and has adopted a policy of being a surrender monkey. Key FiCon and SoCon GOP constituencies are approaching outright party revolt/separation.

Ace, at what point do you privately break with leadership? Ace, At what point do you do it publicly?

You're welcome. No need to thank me anymore than you already have.

Posted by: Hopeless at December 04, 2012 01:19 PM (WFZEf)

10 Yeah, the Trophy Presidency.

Posted by: NCKate at December 04, 2012 01:19 PM (V1oS8)

11

When Bush was president, the left and the media (but I repeat myself)
were very interested in a strict accounting of bets won and bets lost.
Well, they weren't very interested in bets won. But they were extremely
interested in the bets lost part.

Since Obama, no one's keeping score anymore, huh? Now everything is
just assumed to be Beyond Any Man's Ability To Predict Or Influence.


You act like you didn't know this was coming. You should not be surprised that the media is not reporting things the same way they were with Republicans in power.

This is par for the course (speaking in terms Odipshit can understand). The media is the enemy. They have an agenda and your demise is their goal.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:19 PM (UK9cE)

12 I even control the weather BITCHES!

Posted by: George W. Bush at December 04, 2012 01:19 PM (jucos)

13 Our integrity is a small price to pay for the coming socialist paradise.

Posted by: The MSM at December 04, 2012 01:20 PM (QKKT0)

14 Yeah, It really seems like Obama doesn't much care. He seems bored by his job.

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 01:16 PM (0PiQ4)


The main reason he ran for the 2nd term is that he's got a LOT of debts to pay off for the first election and you still have some dollars left to your name that he can take to pay them.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:21 PM (UK9cE)

15 Our integrity is a small price to pay for the coming socialist paradise.[/1]

Integrity? BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! Yeah, like you had any to start with.

Now get back on your knees, bitches. This cock ain;t gonna suck itself, you know...

Posted by: BHObama at December 04, 2012 01:22 PM (gCa4h)

16 Actually, there are some things we can learn from these protesters. No, not gang-raping a CBS reporter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2012 01:22 PM (vCK/R)

Posted by: BHObama at December 04, 2012 01:22 PM (gCa4h)

18 Keep your eye on the ball. Morsi needs Libya's oil.

Posted by: Hopeless at December 04, 2012 01:22 PM (WFZEf)

19
Let's do the same thing in Syria, too!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 01:23 PM (jUytm)

20

I rarely read Buchanan, but this is a decent piece over at cnsnews.com.

The True Disciple of Saul Alinsky

http://cnsnews.com/blog/patrick-j-buchanan/true-disciple-saul-alinsky

excerpt:

Two years ago, Obama had to eat crow and extend the Bush tax cuts. Now it's payback time. And behind their arrogance lies a belief that the GOP cannot say no. For if the Bush tax cuts and the payroll tax cuts expire on Jan. 1, Americans will face the highest tax hike in history.

— Every family earning up to $100,000 would see 2 percent of its income lopped off, as the employee half of the Social Security tax rises from 4.2 to 6.2. percent. The discretionary income of Middle Americans would be ravaged.

— The federal tax rate on capital gains will rise from 15 percent to a maximum 24.7 percent, a jump of 60 percent.

— The federal tax rate on interest and dividends will triple from 15 percent to a maximum 44.7 percent.

— Where $5 million of an estate can now be passed on to one's heirs non-taxed, that will be cut to $1 million. And the death tax rate would shoot from 35 percent to a neo-Marxist 55 percent.

Even Senate Democrats fear this would force a selloff or breakup of family farms and family businesses at death. Yet somewhere, the radical socialist Saul Alinsky, who inspired the young community organizer, is smiling.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 01:24 PM (LpQbZ)

21 I'm just glad I'm not a woman in Egypt right now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 01:24 PM (4df7R)

22 It's hands-off until they build a weapons-grade aspirin factory. Then hide and watch.

Posted by: The Ressurection of Pigboy Clinton at December 04, 2012 01:25 PM (rzTDZ)

23 I agree. Fuck them.

Egypt got democracy and voted for what it wanted I guess.

Posted by: Olaf at December 04, 2012 01:26 PM (t1NLo)

24 Don't feed the trolls.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2012 01:27 PM (JEpGb)

25 Even Senate Democrats fear this would force a
selloff or breakup of family farms and family businesses at death. Yet
somewhere, the radical socialist Saul Alinsky, who inspired the young
community organizer, is smiling.

Posted by: beach a kindle at December 04, 2012 01:24 PM (LpQbZ)


Yep, gone are the days of keeping land and assets in your family for generations. The taxman commeth and you have NO RIGHT to keep your shit.

Obama and the Democrats will be the destruction of the United States of America. They've been trying for decades, but they finally have the dumbest of society available to help them ramp it up.

Own it.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:27 PM (UK9cE)

26 at December 04, 2012 01:22 PM (gCa4h)

1 internetz fine, and your turn at Helen Thomas's barrel.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 01:27 PM (5DR1j)

27 All trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 01:28 PM (5DR1j)

28 I would really be interested in seeing what all of these office holders were worth before taking office and how much wealthier they have become since. Both parties are doing nothing but lining their pockets, arranging sweetheart deals for friends, and getting high paid lobbyist jobs for their spouses and children.

Posted by: L is saying where's the dang SMOD? at December 04, 2012 01:28 PM (0PiQ4)

29 Arab Spring, never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 04, 2012 01:28 PM (l3RZ9)

30 Own it.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:27 PM (UK9cE)



Venezuela redux.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 01:29 PM (LpQbZ)

31 GAZE......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 04, 2012 01:30 PM (jucos)

32 Egypt is an entire nation acting out a script written for a 17 year old boy.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at December 04, 2012 01:31 PM (epxV4)

33 I'm just glad I'm not a woman in Egypt right now. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 01:24 PM (4df7R)

You are talking! Women do not talk! Silence! I keel you!

Posted by: Some Egyptian Goat Fucker at December 04, 2012 01:31 PM (sbV1u)

34 Let. It. Burn. It's going to anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 04, 2012 01:32 PM (GFM2b)

35

For those who are willing to pull back from the typical hard core GOP talking points, Newt's interview with Leno is worth noting.

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/11/30/Newt-Gingrich-on-The-Tonight-Show

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 01:32 PM (LpQbZ)

36 You are talking! Women do not talk! Silence! I keel you!
Posted by: Some Egyptian Goat Fucker at December 04, 2012 01:31 PM (sbV1u)


"Guns should be outlawed."
-Bob Costas

"I wish I had a gun so my big thug husband would stop beating me."
-Egyptian Woman

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 01:33 PM (4df7R)

37 You are talking! Women do not talk! Silence! I keel you!

Posted by: Some Egyptian Goat Fucker at December 04, 2012 01:31 PM (sbV1u)


But, I still get my Obamaphone, right?

Posted by: Lazy Welfare Crackhead at December 04, 2012 01:33 PM (UK9cE)

38 Let. It. Burn. It's going to anyway.Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 04, 2012 01:32 PM (GFM2b)


There are few problems in the Middle East which could not be solved by the judicious application of nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:33 PM (sbV1u)

39 O'Bumbles is "All In" for the Muslim Brotherhood and Sharia for everyone. His Third Term is slated for US implementation. By then the US will be a Spanish-speaking Country with Sharia Law funded by the Communist Chinese. A Win-Win-Win for everybody.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 04, 2012 01:33 PM (71LDo)

40

Since Obama, no one's keeping score anymore, huh?


Ace, this is what the libs mean by tolerance.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 01:34 PM (LpQbZ)

41 https://twitter.com/Sandmonkey


Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 01:35 PM (rzTDZ)

42 Obama's presidency is like a bad movie.

.
.
.

Ooh.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at December 04, 2012 01:35 PM (gpQvj)

43 Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 04, 2012 01:33 PM (71LDo)



Musta been a sock fail.

You didn't say one thing about birth control, spreading your legs or sucking a dick.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:36 PM (UK9cE)

44 You know what I really can't figure out? Why it is that lefties love them some fanatical totalitarian movements? I mean, history shows what happens when those movements finally gain control.

Step 1: Kill all the intellectuals

Aren't libs always telling us how smart they are?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:37 PM (sbV1u)

45 Unfortunately for the anti-Muzzie Bros. crowd in Egypt, they'll be left by Barky and Hillary to swing in the wind (with or without all body parts). Cf., Green Revolution in Iran.

Posted by: eureka! at December 04, 2012 01:37 PM (HPRku)

46 Damned sock. ("But I still get my pills, right? -Sandra Fluke)

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 04, 2012 01:37 PM (71LDo)

47 Has Morsi adopted the title "Pharoh" yet? Because that title, being related to a non-Islamic religion,*might* make the progs give a f**k about what he's doing.

Of course, we'd still be talking about a non-Christian/Jewish religion, so maybe not.

Posted by: angienc at December 04, 2012 01:38 PM (w3JGl)

48 Now AllenG do you talk that way on your own blog?

Also, a Helen Thomas barrel is actually better than the 2 I've heard of before.

Posted by: DaveA at December 04, 2012 01:38 PM (Xefrb)

49 Sigh. I cannot believe I'm quoting Firefly but whatever.


Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 01:38 PM (VtjlW)

50 Step 1: Kill all the intellectuals

Aren't libs always telling us how smart they are?


Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:37 PM (sbV1u)


Failure #1. You applied logic. In order to understand those without logic, you must remove it yourself.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:38 PM (UK9cE)

51 Now AllenG do you talk that way on your own blog?

Also, a Helen Thomas barrel is actually better than the 2 I've heard of before.


Posted by: DaveA at December 04, 2012 01:38 PM (Xefrb)


AllenG has a blog?

The hell you say......

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:39 PM (UK9cE)

52 Step 1: Kill all the intellectualsAren't libs always telling us how smart they are?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:37 PM (sbV1u)


No no no, see, all those PREVIOUS fanatical totalitarian movements didn't have the right people in them. This time it'll be different, because THIS time THIS GROUP of people is the one cheering it along.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 01:39 PM (4df7R)

53 AllenG has a blog?

The hell you say......
Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:39 PM (UK9cE)



I believe he has a blot.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 01:40 PM (VtjlW)

54 Also, a Helen Thomas barrel is actually better than the 2 I've heard of before.
Posted by: DaveA at December 04, 2012 01:38 PM (Xefrb)


Even though she's naked?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 01:40 PM (4df7R)

55 I'm sorry, I have to go off topic early. I just called Marco Rubio a fuckwit in my head.


From Politico article via Drudge:

add a dose of substance to the charismatic presidential hopeful’s
résumé. Reaching out to academics and think tanks to build Rubio’s
network, the senator and his staff developed a two-year reinvention
project and an “upward mobility agenda,”



The fuck?!?!? Upward mobility? Resume substance?? This is not why you are in DC dickhead!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:40 PM (da5Wo)

56 Gun Culture!

Posted by: Sponge Bob Costas at December 04, 2012 01:40 PM (1IZ53)

57 How do you say "Let It Burn" in Egyptian?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at December 04, 2012 01:40 PM (kvGX4)

58 Who Lost Egypt?

Hillary Clinton

Posted by: forest at December 04, 2012 01:40 PM (L7wZc)

59 Failure #1. You applied logic. In order to understand those without logic, you must remove it yourself. Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:38 PM (UK9cE)

Ah, use the Costanza method. If everything I think is logical, then it's exact opposite must be the liberal approach.

Got it!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:40 PM (sbV1u)

60 Sean,

Read "After Virtue" by Alasdair McIntyre.

It's not about logic. It's about rePlacing virtue with passion/emotivism.

Posted by: Hopeless at December 04, 2012 01:41 PM (ThQzX)

61 It's time for another Cairo speech from his awesomeness or threaten them with a visit from the Hillary.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 04, 2012 01:41 PM (gdHyx)

62 Has Morsi adopted the title "Pharoh" yet? Because that title, being related to a non-Islamic religion,*might* make the progs give a f**k about what he's doing.

They keep talking about blowing up the pyramids, so I'm thinking the regressives will continue to give him a pass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 01:41 PM (4df7R)

63 And I'm a little unhappy with you AtC. Surprised as well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:43 PM (da5Wo)

64 Once I become ambassador to the UK I'll straighten this out. Having slept with the Kaiser Wilhelm I grasp politics. Sarah Jessica Parker and I will show that riff - raff the importance of fashion!!

Posted by: Anna Wintour at December 04, 2012 01:43 PM (ypzqs)

65 But Morsi was democratically elected. So shouldn't Obama give himself sweeping powers too.

Posted by: deepred at December 04, 2012 01:44 PM (YmACv)

66 Sean, Read "After Virtue" by Alasdair McIntyre. It's not about logic. It's about rePlacing virtue with passion/emotivism Posted by: Hopeless at December 04, 2012 01:41 PM (ThQzX)

So it's all about replacing something that is demonstrably affective with something abstract, amorphous, illogical and of dubious value.

Perfectly explains the liberal movement.

Thank you.

You should probably go read The Vision of the Anointed: Self-Congratulation as a Basis for Social Policy by Thomas Sowell.


Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:45 PM (sbV1u)

67 And I'm a little unhappy with you AtC. Surprised as well.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:43 PM (da5Wo)



Now what did I do?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 01:45 PM (VtjlW)

68 Beyond Any Man's Ability To Predict Or Influence.

BAMA T' POI?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 04, 2012 01:47 PM (4QUIa)

69 You know what I really can't figure out? Why it is that lefties love them some fanatical totalitarian movements?

They all believe they'll be the elite powerful ones in charge of sending everyone else to the camps. Never occurs to any of them that they'll be the "everyone else."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at December 04, 2012 01:47 PM (hO8IJ)

70 And I'm a little unhappy with you AtC. Surprised as well. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:43 PM (da5Wo)

Steady, mate. Steady.

I polished the stompy boots last night and she's lookin' for a reason to use them.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:47 PM (sbV1u)

71 48
Now AllenG do you talk that way on your own blog?

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Allen has a blog?????

Posted by: Mayan Calendar at December 04, 2012 01:48 PM (nELVU)

72 They all believe they'll be the elite powerful ones in charge of sending everyone else to the camps. Never occurs to any of them that they'll be the "everyone else." Posted by: HeatherRadish , Crankypants Extraordinaire at December 04, 2012 01:47 PM (hO8IJ)

So much for their intellect.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:48 PM (sbV1u)

73
Susanna Hoffs while not walking like an Egyptian....
http://tinyurl.com/46dbej5

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 04, 2012 01:48 PM (1IZ53)

74 Now what did I do?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 01:45 PM (VtjlW)


Well, I followed your link to youtube for Stoker. I was stunned. A certain creepy crawly thing was featured. I figured no way you could deal with that movie.

Then, I looked up Old Boy. After that trailer it linked to another for a movie called Smiley. I. Don't. Do. Horror. I am scarred and I blame you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:48 PM (da5Wo)

75 Even though she's naked?

In decreasing order:
Today is your turn in the barrel (hole for BJs in side of barrel)
Breaks over, back on your head (barrel full of shit in hell)
...
Helen Thomas barrel
...

and I still don't lookup random words I see here @AOSHQ
(quotes from our non-shellfish eating brethren excepted (btw Popeys has crawfish again)).

Posted by: DaveA at December 04, 2012 01:48 PM (Xefrb)

76 ugg.... sock

Posted by: fixerupper at December 04, 2012 01:48 PM (nELVU)

77 I polished the stompy boots last night and she's lookin' for a reason to use them.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's been trying to get stompied all day. That camera hidden in the trees with the tele-photo lens has nothing to do with, I'm sure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 01:49 PM (5DR1j)

78 we could have helped iran and they would be on their way toward a democracy....instead we ignored their pleas for freedom.....and we will have nuclear weapons pointed at us shortly...oh wait...they aren't even close...right? whatever, let it burn!!!!!!! wheeeeeee!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 04, 2012 01:49 PM (GVxQo)

79 I. Don't. Do. Horror. I am scarred and I blame you. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:48 PM (da5Wo)

You either?

Damn. I thought I was the only one.

I just don't "get" the whole genre.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:50 PM (sbV1u)

80 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's been trying to get
stompied all day. That camera hidden in the trees with the tele-photo
lens has nothing to do with, I'm sure.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 01:49 PM (5DR1j)


I'm trying to get stompied? I don't remember being a dick. It's entirely possible, likely even, but I don't remember it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:50 PM (da5Wo)

81 Allen has a blog?????


Posted by: Mayan Calendar at December 04, 2012 01:48 PM (nELVU)


Great. Now I have to go back in time to tell the Mayans that I have a blog.

Ace, can I borrow the time machine you totally don't have?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 01:50 PM (5DR1j)

82 You either?

Damn. I thought I was the only one.

I just don't "get" the whole genre.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:50 PM (sbV1u)



I can't stand them. I have a seriously over active imagination and even stupid campy horror freaks me the fuck out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:51 PM (da5Wo)

83 I'm trying to get stompied? I don't remember being a dick. It's entirely possible, likely even, but I don't remember it.

Maybe it was yesterday, but I remember you making a comment about doing things to convince AtC to don the boots and corset and take up the riding crop.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 01:51 PM (5DR1j)

84 yesterday

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 01:52 PM (Dnbau)

85 But .. but ... the NY Times and all the foreign policy experts on the MSM talking head shows assured us that Morsi was pragmatic, secular, and moderate

Posted by: Lefty pounding a square peg into a round hole at December 04, 2012 01:52 PM (wwsoB)

86 But Communism was never implemented CORRECTLY before! THIS TIME, we'll get it right!

44
You know what I really can't figure out? Why it is that lefties love
them some fanatical totalitarian movements? I mean, history shows what
happens when those movements finally gain control.

Step 1: Kill all the intellectuals

Aren't libs always telling us how smart they are?


Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:37 PM (sbV1u)

Posted by: My Sociology 101 Professor at December 04, 2012 01:52 PM (cv5Iw)

87 Maybe it was yesterday, but I remember you making a comment about doing
things to convince AtC to don the boots and corset and take up the
riding crop.




HA!



Yeah, that was yesterday. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:52 PM (da5Wo)

88 I work in manufacturing and the VP was here today to give the state of the company speech.

He starts with, "well now that the elections are over we can get a better idea of where we're going. I'm sure you all are pleased with the Presidential outcome, right?" (said sarcastically)

One...and only one dumbass starts clapping and whooping in a serious manner.

I'll give you one guess as to his race.

I hope he's the first to go in the next round of layoffs.

Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at December 04, 2012 01:52 PM (ztCj0)

89 "In order to understand those without logic, you must remove it yourself."

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 01:38 PM (UK9cE)

Ah...you've met my wife's family I see.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 01:53 PM (GsoHv)

90 And really I just wanted to see her in them. I was banking on being able to outrun her so I wouldn't get my ass beat.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:53 PM (da5Wo)

91 But Communism was never implemented CORRECTLY before! THIS TIME, we'll get it right!

Next time ask him why socialist-style movements only seem to work (and even at that, only temporarily) when you kill people in great big bunches.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:54 PM (sbV1u)

92 I am scarred and I blame you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:48 PM (da5Wo)



Awwww, thanks! Wait. You didn't mean that as a compliment, did you?


See, this is what I get for presuming that everyone knows the crap I know. I just assumed that everyone knew that Oldboy is widely considered the king of all mindfuck movies. I wouldn't call it horror, precisely, though. Stoker is the same way, not horror per se, though horrific is likely. That's how much I adore Park's work, I will forgive the prominent presence of the Wrong Thing in the trailer.

Smiley is straight up horror though and that one's not my fault.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 01:54 PM (VtjlW)

93 Match, The world, some assembly required.

Posted by: maddogg at December 04, 2012 01:54 PM (OlN4e)

94
Match, The world, some assembly required.

Posted by: maddogg at December 04, 2012 01:54 PM (OlN4e)

-----
WAIT!!!!

Hold on a minute..... you forgot one thing!!!!

Posted by: Barrack Obama...... carrying a can of kerosene.... at December 04, 2012 01:55 PM (nELVU)

95 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6-wG5LLqE

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 01:55 PM (8sCoq)

96 The Pyramids! Blow them up! Then we can have true freedom!

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 04, 2012 01:55 PM (Hx5uv)

97 The truth is obama has very little interest in foreign affairs and what ever interest he has is usually not in the best interests of the America I know and love.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 01:55 PM (79ueO)

98 Democracy. Means nothing in an illiberal society

Posted by: alex at December 04, 2012 01:56 PM (uFY4s)

99 Gotta break some eggs to make an omelet. Vladimir Lenin and Bill Ayers would agree. Those who refuse to go along with the system must be purged.

91
But Communism was never implemented CORRECTLY before! THIS TIME, we'll get it right!

Next
time ask him why socialist-style movements only seem to work (and even
at that, only temporarily) when you kill people in great big bunches.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:54 PM (sbV1u)

Posted by: My Sociology 101 Professor at December 04, 2012 01:56 PM (cv5Iw)

100 Now AllenG do you talk that way on your own blog?

Also, a Helen Thomas barrel is actually better than the 2 I've heard of before.
Posted by: DaveA at December 04, 2012 01:38 PM (Xefrb)


Whoever that Anonymous commenter was over at Allen's blog made zero sense.

Boy Scout 101: Be prepared.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 01:56 PM (LpQbZ)

101 Maybe it was yesterday, but I remember you making a comment about doing things to convince AtC to don the boots and corset and take up the riding crop.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 01:51 PM (5DR1j)



And if you'll recall, he was told what he was going to get was the burqua, interpretive readings of the lineages from the book of Numbers all set to the soothing strains of John Tesh.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 01:56 PM (VtjlW)

102 Egypt is going according to script.
1. Dictator takes over
2. People mass in protest.
3. Dictator kills the people.

Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2012 01:56 PM (VndSC)

103 So, which do you think blows up first? The Middle East? China/East Asia? Or do we have a surprise finish by European civil war? Place your bets!

Posted by: Alex at December 04, 2012 01:57 PM (3x3F6)

104 I. Don't. Do. Horror. I am scarred and I blame you. Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:48 PM (da5Wo)

You either?

Damn. I thought I was the only one.

I just don't "get" the whole genre.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:50 PM (sbV1u)
==========And that makes three of us. Ironically, my daughter, who is one of the sweetest people I know, loves splatter movies. I don't get it at all.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 04, 2012 01:57 PM (cVfX0)

105 So, which do you think blows up first?


The Pyramids. I stand by this.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 01:58 PM (VtjlW)

106 I believe he has a blot.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 01:40 PM (VtjlW)



Which actually makes sense, when you think about it...

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 01:58 PM (LpQbZ)

107
Barack O'Duvalier can't worry about such things, he's busy helping the Muzzie Brothers gain control of Syria.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2012 01:58 PM (n/ubI)

108
NATO gives go-ahead to send Patriot missiles to Turkey
North Atlantic alliance bolsters Ankara's weapons deployment as tensions vis-à-vis Syria grow
News agencies
Published: 12.04.12, 20:36 / Israel News



NATO has approved Turkey's request for systems to bolster its defense against Syria. The news comes after the UN announced it would withdraw nonessential staff owing to the worsening security situation.

NATO gave the go-ahead on Tuesday for the deployment of Patriot surface-to-air missiles to Turkey to protect it from any spillover of the civil war in neighboring Syria, a NATO official said.

Sure great yoffe wonderful. Hey lets also give Egypt some more high tech weapons. i mean what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 01:59 PM (79ueO)

109 So, which do you think blows up first? The Middle
East? China/East Asia? Or do we have a surprise finish by European civil
war? Place your bets!

Posted by: Alex at December 04, 2012 01:57 PM (3x3F6)

----
Put me down for 100.

On Detroit.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 04, 2012 01:59 PM (nELVU)

110 Gotta break some eggs to make an omelet. Vladimir Lenin and Bill Ayers would agree. Those who refuse to go along with the system must be purged.

Annnnnnnnnd.......this is why all socialist-style enterprises are immoral. QED.

See? Only took us 3 steps to get there. But the lefties are like the Energizer Bunnies of megadeath.

(No...not the band you Morons....)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:59 PM (sbV1u)

111 See, this is what I get for presuming that everyone knows the crap I know. I just assumed that everyone knew that Oldboy is widely considered the king of all mindfuck movies. I wouldn't call it horror, precisely, though. Stoker is the same way, not horror per se, though horrific is likely. That's how much I adore Park's work, I will forgive the prominent presence of the Wrong Thing in the trailer.

Oldboy is insanity on a cracker. In a very hardcore, only-in-Korea-would-they-treat-their-protagonist-this-way kind of way. That ending... Wow.

And Spike Lee thinks he'll be able to do it justice? Spike. Fucking. LEE?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 01:59 PM (4df7R)

112 The Pyramids. I stand by this.

Wouldn't you want to stand far away?

Posted by: Alex at December 04, 2012 01:59 PM (3x3F6)

113 from This Aint Hell, swiped from Huff Po, douchey douchebag gets his panties in a snit and resigns West Point because there are Christians there. His story, in part:

While there are certainly numerous problems with the developmental program at West Point and all service academies, the tipping point of my decision to resign was the realization that countless officers here and throughout the military are guilty of blatantly violating the oaths they swore to defend the Constitution. These men and women are criminals, complicit in light of day defiance of the Uniform Code of Military Justice through unconstitutional proselytism, discrimination against the non-religious and establishing formal policies to reward, encourage and even at times require sectarian religious participation.


Because they mention God. Douche

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 01:59 PM (Dnbau)

114 Put me down for 100.

On Detroit.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 04, 2012 01:59 PM (nELVU)


??? What could possibly be left of value in Detroit worth blowing up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:00 PM (79ueO)

115 i'm ok with the pyramids going away.....every damn show i ever watched saying they'd explain the mystery.....never explained the damn mystery.......so i'm done with them....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 04, 2012 02:00 PM (GVxQo)

116 Success = Obama's success.
Failure = We failed Obama.

Posted by: sherlock at December 04, 2012 02:00 PM (JYBAr)

117 LET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Evilpens at December 04, 2012 02:01 PM (ck76k)

118 The Pyramids. I stand by this Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 01:58 PM (VtjlW)

There are not enough conventional explosives in the world inventory to do that.

They will, however, make an attempt to do so, and as Muslims all over the world do on a daily basis, will embarrass themselves by their consistent failure to understand basic principles of physics.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 02:01 PM (sbV1u)

119 And to top it all off the Palis to go to the Court in the hague in 5,4,3,2........

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:02 PM (79ueO)

120 Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 01:59 PM (Dnbau)

----


The douche obviously missed the whole "nor prohibit the free expression there of".. part of said Constitution.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 04, 2012 02:02 PM (nELVU)

121 The whole world is on auto pilot and the auto pilot runs on Vista. Good bye and good luck.

Posted by: maddogg at December 04, 2012 02:03 PM (OlN4e)

122

Rush played JEF's white house trash talk earlier.

Some crap about if don't do this or that, we lose charitable contributions which help with hospitals, etc.

See how he uses his own disbeliefs against us?

The guy who gives virtually nothing to charities, hates the charity movement, and hates the #1 charitable givers - religious groups and people. And, wants the government to decide who gets what.


Let it burn s/be let the JEF burn.



Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:03 PM (LpQbZ)

123 So, which do you think blows up first? The Middle East? China/East Asia? Or do we have a surprise finish by European civil war? Place your bets! Posted by: Alex

It's usually not an event with the most attention, so prolly not the MENA mess.

China's more than happy to continue with their 100 year economic warfare rather than go kinetic.

EU civil war? Heh. Octogenarians fighting the Boomers? There won't be an EU civil war until the EU creates The EU Committee for the Development of an Office for Civil War.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2012 02:03 PM (JEpGb)

124 The parallels to Carter are just plain CREEPY. I used to laugh about them but then they started to pile up.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 04, 2012 02:03 PM (X/+QT)

125
Following this on SandMonkey's Twitter. You can see whenhe's calling protesters to amass in certain areas or warning them about the government's tactics. It's historic. I assume it's pretty much the same thingmostother revolutionaries went through.Almost a history lesson brought to life. Like watching France or Russia completely screw itself in real time.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 04, 2012 02:03 PM (ES9R7)

126 i'm ok with the pyramids going away.....every damn show i ever watched saying they'd explain the mystery.....never explained the damn mystery.......so i'm done with them....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 04, 2012 02:00 PM (GVxQo)


Their historical value is irreplaceable. Just the fact that we're seeing stones that were put in place thousands of years ago by faceless forebears is breathtaking. It's like when you see the Constitution or the Declaration of Independence, and you think, "There, under that glass, is a sheet of paper that was signed by some of the greatest men to ever live. RIGHT THERE."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:04 PM (4df7R)

127 And that makes three of us. Ironically, my daughter, who is one of the sweetest people I know, loves splatter movies. I don't get it at all. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 04, 2012 01:57 PM (cVfX0)

My wife too!

If you ever met my wife you'd think she's the sweetest, most unassuming person you know.

And she luuurrrrvvves her some horror movies.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 02:04 PM (sbV1u)

128 115 there is no mystery. The ancient Egyptians were advanced. It can be done

Posted by: alex at December 04, 2012 02:04 PM (uFY4s)

129 There is no such thing as an EU civil war. What you are really talking about is the Germans getting fed up with supporting the rest of the free loaders in the EU.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:04 PM (79ueO)

130
??? What could possibly be left of value in Detroit worth blowing up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:00 PM (79ueO)

----
The Redwings!!!!!
Oh.... wait..... lockout.
Friggin UNIONS..... what wont they screw up......

Posted by: fixerupper at December 04, 2012 02:04 PM (nELVU)

131 from This Aint Hell, swiped from Huff Po, douchey douchebag gets his panties in a snit and resigns West Point because there are Christians there.

If that's his attitude, then West Point is well shot of him. Let him go get a job in the Pakistani military. They REALLY embrace diversity of religious thought over there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:05 PM (4df7R)

132 But Morsi was democratically elected. So shouldn't Obama give himself sweeping powers too.

Posted by: deepred at December 04, 2012 01:44 PM (YmACv)



Barry: Until I can get rid of that pesky Constitution, I'll keep issuing executive orders. Peasants

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2012 02:05 PM (1Jaio)

133 I'm going to start a Blog called "Allen G has a Blog?". It will be totally within the comment section of AOSHQ posts. Kind of like Vic's blog about current event and Mary Poppins Perfect Piercing' s Hollywood Bog.

Totally meta.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 04, 2012 02:05 PM (qs9G3)

134 Good bye and good luck.

---

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 04, 2012 02:06 PM (Hx5uv)

135
"There, under that glass, is a sheet of paper that was signed by some of the greatest men to ever live. RIGHT THERE."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:04 PM (4df7R)

-----
Ha.
HA HA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Posted by: The Modern Left at December 04, 2012 02:06 PM (nELVU)

136 Lets make a movie based on the Zapruder film

Posted by: alex at December 04, 2012 02:06 PM (uFY4s)

137
We don't politicize foreign policy. We don't do that.

Hahahahahaha. Gasp. Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: MJ at December 04, 2012 02:06 PM (TR60b)

138
Lets make a movie based on the Zapruder filmPosted by: alex at December 04, 2012 02:06 PM (uFY4s



Ahem.

Posted by: Oliver Fuckin' Stone at December 04, 2012 02:07 PM (sbV1u)

139 And she luuurrrrvvves her some horror movies.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 02:04 PM (sbV1u)


My sister and her husband are a bit like this, though they don't like full-blown horror movies so much as the campy kind. Especially zombie movies. They LOVE zombie movies, the stupider the better. "Not enough brain splatter," is a common criticism I hear.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:07 PM (4df7R)

140 One...and only one dumbass starts clapping and whooping in a serious manner.

I'll give you one guess as to his race.

I hope he's the first to go in the next round of layoffs.
Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at December 04, 2012 01:52 PM (ztCj0)



I would fire anyone that voted for TFG.

That was an easy, and legal way to filter at least one out.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:08 PM (LpQbZ)

141 from This Aint Hell, swiped from Huff Po, douchey
douchebag gets his panties in a snit and resigns West Point because
there are Christians there. His story, in part:

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 01:59 PM

He was in his last year, he got the education free, he found and excuse not to follow up on all that. One of the oldest liberal tricks in the book.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 02:08 PM (rzTDZ)

142 I like bogs

Posted by: alex at December 04, 2012 02:08 PM (uFY4s)

143 Their historical value is irreplaceable. Just the fact that we're seeing stones that were put in place thousands of years ago by faceless forebears is breathtaking.

They're rocks. Stacked in a pyramid shape.

I have a feeling you are easily breathless.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 04, 2012 02:08 PM (feFL6)

144 Speaking of Unions. They are striking the port in Long Beach causing billions in loses. Fucking unions are almost as bad as obama. Fuck em both

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:08 PM (79ueO)

145 "Not enough brain splatter," is a common criticism I hear. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:07 PM (4df7R)

If you've ever had to handle a corpse that's been rotting for 2 weeks....you'd never utter that phrase.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 02:09 PM (sbV1u)

146 No a film about headshots

Posted by: alex at December 04, 2012 02:09 PM (uFY4s)

147 The parallels to Carter are just plain CREEPY. I used to laugh about them but then they started to pile up.


Posted by: Tonic Dog at December 04, 2012 02:03 PM (X/+QT)



Except in 1980 the American electorate was smart enough to send Jimmah back to the peanut farm. Barry nightmare won't end

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2012 02:09 PM (1Jaio)

148 They're rocks. Stacked in a pyramid shape. I have a feeling you are easily breathless.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 04, 2012 02:08 PM (feFL6)


They are rocks. Stacked in a pyramid shape. Created by human hands millenia ago. If that doesn't strike you as fascinating, then I'm sorry you're so easily bored.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:09 PM (4df7R)

149
One...and only one dumbass starts clapping and whooping in a serious manner.

I'll give you one guess as to his race.

I hope he's the first to go in the next round of layoffs.
Posted by: DangerGirl - feeling empty at December 04, 2012 01:52 PM (ztCj0)



And, yet, the rest of your are racists for not clapping...

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:09 PM (LpQbZ)

150 They're rocks. Stacked in a pyramid shape. I have a feeling you are easily breathless. Posted by: Schr dinger's cat at December 04, 2012 02:08 PM (feFL6)

It's the engineering that's the marvel....not the rocks.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 02:10 PM (sbV1u)

151 Headline on Drudge: Morsi Flees Palace

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 04, 2012 02:10 PM (Hx5uv)

152 O/T I'd like to apologize for my offensive, but not out of character, comments on Kate Middleton this morning (notice I said that I apologize rather than say "if you were offended" like twatty shitheads do). I had no idea, despite some 'ettes forceful efforts to inform me, how bad a shape she currently is in. Rather I just saw a headline link saying she was pregnant and just whirled and fired without reading it because I'm really not interested in that. But I mean her and her husband no ill will despite what I might think of either of his dimwitted parents or how people tend to lose their fucking minds whenever royalty comes up.



I decided to post this here rather than on the dead thread so I couldn't be accused of trying to weasel out of this. You can go back to talking about shitty movies and how Spike Lee sucks major cock.

Posted by: Captain Hate (more dagny and less curious) at December 04, 2012 02:11 PM (QDOVN)

153 And that makes three of us. Ironically, my daughter, who is one of the sweetest people I know, loves splatter movies. I don't get it at all.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 04, 2012 01:57 PM (cVfX0)




four

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:11 PM (LpQbZ)

154 If that doesn't strike you as fascinating, then I'm sorry you're so easily bored.Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:09 PM (4df7R)

I'm with ya. Let's go see them. Pick you up at Logan at 7.

Oh, and pack some napalm.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 02:11 PM (sbV1u)

155 He was in his last year, he got the education free, he found and excuse not to follow up on all that. One of the oldest liberal tricks in the book.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 02:08 PM (rzTDZ)


before don't ask, don't tell, military paid to put docs through medical school, and they would owe something like 8 or 12 years when they got done. Just prior to graduation, some would announce they were gay, and get free med school

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 02:12 PM (Dnbau)

156 143 actually its mostly dirt
Its dirt surrounded by stone

Posted by: alex at December 04, 2012 02:12 PM (uFY4s)

157 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 01:59 PM (79ueO)

Annnddd... those Patriot Batteries are Man'd by.... who?

OH.... the Germans, IF their Parliment approves? Yeah... right.... PFC Smtih from Kentucky will be defending the Turks next...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:12 PM (lZBBB)

158 I read Mary Poppin's Practically Perfect Piercing Hollywood stories every day. I'm waiting for the scoop on that Chuck Connors rumor.

I like that blog. It's like the blog version of Fearless Fosdick.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 04, 2012 02:13 PM (qs9G3)

159 Its dirt surrounded by stone Posted by: alex at December 04, 2012 02:12 PM (uFY4s)

True. Military Morons will appreciate the analogy. The Pyramids are like a pile of HESCOs

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 02:14 PM (sbV1u)

160 announce they were gay, and get free med school

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 02:12 PM

heros

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 02:14 PM (rzTDZ)

161
Gettin Hot in Cairo. Arab hell...er...spring.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2012 02:14 PM (n/ubI)

162
The Pyramids. I stand by this.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 01:58 PM (VtjlW)



Yep.

One of the wonders I really wanted to see before I die, but that won't happen.

It will be toast soon. There are just too many threats against it, now.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:14 PM (LpQbZ)

163
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:09 PM (4df7R)





Rocks cut from solid bedrock with bronze age tools and no explosives, hauled by hand many, many miles, hewn by hand to a precise shape and design. Put in place exactly and again with stone age technology, by thousands who worked in coordinated groups to a sophisticated design. All without the "help" of islam. Yeah, I'm impressed. But I've been involved in the building of some things, so I have some perspective.

Posted by: maddogg at December 04, 2012 02:15 PM (OlN4e)

164 90 And really I just wanted to see her in them. I was banking on being able to outrun her so I wouldn't get my ass beat.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 01:53 PM (da5Wo)


Just hang out on the top shelf and you should be able to be safe from her :p

Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2012 02:15 PM (f3ZXZ)

165 Well, now I'm missing three teams. But here's what I have for a massive FBS re-alignment.

This kind of thing is good tospark debate, right? Go for it. Be as brutal as you need to be.













NCAA FBS Conference Re-Alignment















Conference

SEC A
SEC B
Big 12 A
Big 12 B
C-USA


Teams
1
Florida
Alabama
Texas
Oklahoma
Akron



2
Florida State
Arkansas
Baylor
Oklahoma State
Bowling Green



3
South Carolina
Auburn
Texas Tech
Louisiana Tech
Ball State



4
Clemson
LSU
TCU
Boise State
Northern Illinois



5
Georgia
Miss State
Houston
Southern Miss
Mid Tenn State



6
Georgia Tech
Ole Miss
Texas A+M
Nevada
Toledo



7
Tennessee
Miami U
Kansas
Air Force
Tulsa



8
Kentucky
Virginia Tech
Kansas State
Memphis
Tulane
40












Big 10 A
Big 10 B
PAC-12 A
PAC-12 B
Mtn West



1
Illinois
Cincinnati
Cal
Arizona
Wyoming



2
Indiana
Iowa
Oregon State
Arizona State
Colorado



3
Notre Dame
Iowa State
Oregon
UCLA
Colorado State



4
Ohio State
Michigan
Stanford
USC
UTEP



5
Penn State
Michigan State
Washington
Utah
UTSA



6
Purdue
Nebraska
Wash State
San Diego State
Texas State



7
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Fresno State
Arkansas State
Rice



8
Louisville
Northwestern
Idaho
Hawaii

79












MAC A
MAC B
Big East
ACC
WAC



1
Maryland
Missouri
Boston College
Vanderbilt
Utah State



2
West Virginia
Rutgers
Umass
North Carolina
San Jose State



3
Virginia
Ohio U
Buffalo
NC State
UNLV



4
Temple
Miami (Ohio)
U. Central FL
East Carolina
New Mexico State



5
Wake Forest
Pittsburgh
U. Southern FL
Duke
SMU



6
Eastern Mich
Connecticut
U. LA Lafayette





7
Central Mich
Syracuse
Troy





8
Western Mich
Kent State
Navy


113












Sun Belt
Indies






1
U. LA Monroe
Army






2
Florida Atlantic







3
Florida Intl







4
U. AL Birmingham







5
Western Kentucky







6
North Texas







7








8





120

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 02:16 PM (I2LwF)

166 It takes an obese ego to tell a civilized people that they deserve what terrorists impose. Is this a generational thing, because "we" certainly did not grow up smugly telling people what they deserve. What they might expect? Yes. But this entire "deserve" mentality is shit.

Deserve's got nothing to do with it.

1920s, telling Mexicans after their 2nd revolution for freedom that
they deserved to be tortured and murdered because elections have
consequences, Calles playing their Beast denying freedom of thought and life "for
their own good" of course.

After all, there's no such thing as election fraud, anywhere, any time. It takes a tinfoil hat to see corruption -- there's no such thing as fraud, period.

The UN with NATO/US will assure you that the Arab "Spring" was truly a grassroots POPULAR coup of the entire region spawned by "Western friendly" (translate as US tax funded, like it or not) "middle class bourgeoisie" Islamists who just so happen to further the Wahhabi global caliphate reign of terror.

Conservative Americans are told that we deserve a tyrant because elections being bought as they are, Billions of Dollars, we don't deserve our Constitutional Governance. We can't "afford" the US Constitutional Republic. Our unalienable rights were a mirage. The US bourgeoisie are told of the necessity and required patriotism of higher taxes (up to 100% income IF NOT MORE) in order for the Federal Government to be omnipotent, as is the Fed's "divine right". Hence understand, 'in god.gov we trust' or as a voter stated, "we belong to the government."

Given the lack of intrinsic value backing our Dollar and the implementation of Eugenics by the federal government, don't tell me that I deserve any of what I've campaigned and voted against.



Posted by: panzernashorn at December 04, 2012 02:16 PM (BAnPT)

167 Yeah, that worked out not at all.

I'll reformat and post later.

FML

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 02:16 PM (I2LwF)

168 barrel

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 02:16 PM (Dnbau)

169 Lets make a movie based on the Zapruder film

Posted by: alex at December 04, 2012 02:06 PM (uFY4s)

Working Title:Who's next?

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 04, 2012 02:17 PM (rvLeh)

170 Looks like its time for a flood of no questions asked green cards, free airfare and housing in America for the MB losers.

Posted by: george at December 04, 2012 02:17 PM (qBLA2)

171 >but I mean her and her husband no ill will despite what I might think of
either of his dimwitted parents or how people tend to lose their fucking
minds whenever royalty comes up.



I'm half-Welsh and have an interest in the next Prince and Princess of Wales- hoping they fare better than their predecessors



Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 02:17 PM (8sCoq)

172 I'm not worried about Obama'swin (our loss)in Egypt as I am of Obama's win (our loss) in Libya.

I would bet a large sum of cash that Al Quedaand other associated terrorist groups havemoved their operation center to Libyawhere otherwise Ghaddafi had prevented same. Smooth move President Exlax.

Posted by: polynikes at December 04, 2012 02:18 PM (m2CN7)

173
Seems the scoamf bff did a bug out.

http://tinyurl.com/ag5hoxl

Posted by: YIKES! at December 04, 2012 02:18 PM (mETGQ)

174 I'm half Scottish and do not give a fuck, but I wish any pregnant lady well

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 02:19 PM (Dnbau)

175 Oldboy is insanity on a cracker. In a very hardcore, only-in-Korea-would-they-treat-their-protagonist-this-way kind of way. That ending... Wow.


hehe, yea. I was like "oh shit!" at the end.

I freaked out my husband by renting this.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:19 PM (LpQbZ)

176 Keep the female correspondents out of the square. Ask Lara Logan about the "Arab Spring." Perhaps that could be the name of a Muslim only soap product?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 04, 2012 02:19 PM (wbmaj)

177 Posted by: Anna Wintour at December 04, 2012 01:43 PM (ypzqs)

While we can't guarantee your safety or security, you'll have band new Chevy Volts for your staff (with state of the art plug in stations) as well as simply stunning art pieces. Ciao sweetie, we can't wait for your presence. ~blush~

Posted by: State Department at December 04, 2012 02:20 PM (HPRku)

178 Keep the female correspondents out of the square.
Ask Lara Logan about the "Arab Spring." Perhaps that could be the name
of a Muslim only soap product?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 04, 2012 02:19 PM (wbmaj)

good luck marketing THAT

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 04, 2012 02:20 PM (rvLeh)

179
There are not enough conventional explosives in the world inventory to do that.



imagine the looting...

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:20 PM (LpQbZ)

180 I don't normally pay any attention to Cory Booker (I'm not even really sure who he is). But tsrblke sent me something to which I just had to respond.

It's up on my blot.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 02:21 PM (5DR1j)

181 Arab Spring is like a Maine Surprise, with scarring

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 02:21 PM (Dnbau)

182 I don't normally pay any attention to Cory Booker (I'm not even really sure who he is). But tsrblke sent me something to which I just had to respond.

Cory Booker. Is that the mayor of Newark or whatever the hell in NJ? Mr "chocolate city?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:21 PM (4df7R)

183 Booker is Newark. Nagin is Chocolate City aka NOLA. Book says he is going to try and live on food stamps

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 02:22 PM (Dnbau)

184
Given the lack of intrinsic value backing our Dollar and the implementation of Eugenics by the federal government, don't tell me that I deserve any of what I've campaigned and voted against.

Ah, but what are you going to do about it? Probably shut up and take it.

Liberty has a price, if you are not willing to pay, you will not get. You're right - deserve ain't got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: entropy at December 04, 2012 02:23 PM (TULs6)

185 Lemme back up a little on the horror genre. Don't like it. Gothika, where the chick whispers in Halle Berry's ear "He says you're next".....Oh. Fuck. No.


However, I do like zombie movies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 02:23 PM (CGz5E)

186 "Chocolate city" was New Orleans under Nagan (and under water from Katrina)

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 04, 2012 02:23 PM (rvLeh)

187 178
Keep the female correspondents out of the square.

Ask Lara Logan about the "Arab Spring." Perhaps that could be the name

of a Muslim only soap product?



Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 04, 2012 02:19 PM (wbmaj)

good luck marketing THAT




It's made for rubbing women's naughty bits only.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 02:24 PM (GQ8sn)

188 Booker is smarter than Nagin, plus he does stuff like live in the projects, pulled people from a burning house, shoveling snow during winter storm. Smart

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2012 02:24 PM (Dnbau)

189 ??? What could possibly be left of value in Detroit worth blowing up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:00 PM


BREAKING NEWS: Detroit was just hit with a Magnitude 7.2 earthquake. Early reports of up to $15 million in improvements.

Posted by: eureka! at December 04, 2012 02:24 PM (HPRku)

190 It's made for rubbing women's naughty bits only.

so it smells like goat?

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 04, 2012 02:24 PM (rvLeh)

191 #178
I can see-hear it now: "Manly scent, but I like it too." Next scene in commerical--Burka wearing speaker immediately beheaded.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 04, 2012 02:25 PM (wbmaj)

192 Book says he is going to try and live on food stamps

Maybe while he's at it he'll discover the cure to the number one health issue in this country, obesity. So I wish him luck. Win/win.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 04, 2012 02:25 PM (feFL6)

193 Once I become ambassador to the UK I'll straighten
this out. Having slept with the Kaiser Wilhelm I grasp politics. Sarah
Jessica Parker and I will show that riff - raff the importance of
fashion!!


Posted by: Anna Wintour at December 04, 2012 01:43 PM (ypzqs)
Is it true Sarah
Jessica Parker has a Prada feedbag?

Posted by: Household Cavalry at December 04, 2012 02:25 PM (mETGQ)

194 I like bogs

Posted by: alex at December 04, 2012 02:08 PM (uFY4s)


Get in touch with AllenG. I've heard he's got one.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 02:25 PM (UK9cE)

195 How come zombie eyes never rot?

Even the ones with bits falling off can still see well enough to bite. Always bothered me.

Posted by: Invictus at December 04, 2012 02:26 PM (OQpzc)

196 Fuck Boehner.

That is all.

Posted by: RWC at December 04, 2012 02:27 PM (fWAjv)

197 This is Carter's third term coming up.

If only Mitt had even 1/3 of the charisma of Reagan........

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at December 04, 2012 02:28 PM (YmPwQ)

198 Posted by: Anna Wintour at December 04, 2012 01:43 PM (ypzqs)
Is it true Sarah

Jessica Parker has a Prada feedbag?



Posted by: Household Cavalry at December 04, 2012 02:25 PM (mETGQ)
Why yes, funnily enough. Little known fact, she was the double/stand-in in the movie "Secretariat", when the star was down with bloat.

Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2012 02:29 PM (BoE3Z)

199 Obama lost Egypt; I lost a set of car keys. Go figure


Frank Sinatra had a hit back in the 60s with "When I was Seventeen". Catchy tune. Frank had a great voice, and his enunciation was perfect

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 04, 2012 02:29 PM (Dll6b)

200 Yeah, that worked out not at all.

I'll reformat and post later.

FML
Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 02:16 PM (I2LwF)



heh.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:29 PM (LpQbZ)

201 I like bogs

Posted by: alex at December 04, 2012 02:08 PM (uFY4s)

Get in touch with AllenG. I've heard he's got one.


First a blot, and now a bog? What do I get next?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 02:30 PM (5DR1j)

202 Has Elvis left the building?

Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2012 02:30 PM (duqON)

203 This is where the Annapolis Graduates will go after Graduation this Year:

These are the community assignments for this year’s senior class, handed out on Nov. 28:

• Navy pilot: 235.

• Surface warfare: 226.

• Marine ground: 183.

• Submarines: 134.

• Marine air: 88.

• Naval Flight Officer: 78.

• Surface warfare (nuclear): 31

• SEALs: 27.

• Explosive Ordnance Disposal: 13.

• Restricted line: 38.

• Medical school: 10.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:31 PM (79ueO)

204 Ladies and Gentlemen, Morsi has left the building ...

Egyptian President Flees Palace As Rioters Close In

http://tinyurl.com/cp45hty

Posted by: Lefty pounding a square peg into a round hole at December 04, 2012 02:31 PM (wwsoB)

205 Those Egyptian protesters might be on to something... hmmmmm

Posted by: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at December 04, 2012 02:32 PM (bj+Nc)

206 Frank Sinatra had a hit back in the 60s with "When I
was Seventeen". Catchy tune. Frank had a great voice, and his
enunciation was perfect


Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 04, 2012 02:29 PM (Dll6b)


On that useless note.

Can we get a new post, please? This one is obviously stale.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 02:32 PM (UK9cE)

207 204 Ladies and Gentlemen, Morsi has left the building ...

Egyptian President Flees Palace As Rioters Close In

http://tinyurl.com/cp45hty

---

The MB apparently thought the proles were cowed into submission.

Not so much, apparently.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2012 02:32 PM (e0xKF)

208 Funny how when a few thousand protest in Cairo, it gets world attention and Government action...

When HUNDREDS of Thousands of TEA Partiers protest in Washington DC... they get... \crickets.... and then Fiscal Cons get purged from the Comittee Chair Jobs by Bonehead in the House..

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:32 PM (lZBBB)

209 How come zombie eyes never rot? Even the ones with bits falling off can still see well enough to bite. Always bothered me.
Posted by: Invictus at December 04, 2012 02:26 PM (OQpzc)


I wonder this about zombies in general. I mean, decomposition -- especially in warm and humid climates -- can happen very quickly. Yet zombies can be lumbering around for months after an outbreak of zombieitis and still have some semblance of muscle tone and skin elasticity. I know it's expensive to create walking quasi-skeletons and all, but it's one of those things that drives me nuts.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:32 PM (4df7R)

210 This is Carter's third term coming up.

Just hope it's not Morsi's first US term

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 04, 2012 02:33 PM (rvLeh)

211 Riddle of the day: What do "Irish Spring" and "Arab Spring" have in common?
Answer:_______________

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 04, 2012 02:33 PM (wbmaj)

212 I expected Morsi to come down hard on these protest.

Posted by: Paladin at December 04, 2012 02:33 PM (ycm4Q)

213 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:31 PM

My guess is that an Academy grad sentenced to EOD stands waaaay back and shouts encouragement.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 02:33 PM (rzTDZ)

214 211 Riddle of the day: What do "Irish Spring" and "Arab Spring" have in common?
Answer:_______________
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 04, 2012 02:33 PM (wbmaj)


Manly yes, but first I KEEEEEEEL you!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2012 02:34 PM (vCK/R)

215 Those Egyptian protesters might be on to something... hmmmmm
Posted by: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at December 04, 2012 02:32 PM (bj+Nc)



Tea Party 2.0

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:34 PM (LpQbZ)

216 Can we get a new post, please? This one is obviously stale.


Posted by: � Sponge at December 04, 2012 02:32 PM (UK9cE)


stale is as stale does, genius. Make your own post....

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 04, 2012 02:34 PM (Dll6b)

217 I guess Morsi understands that his people are a bunch of murderous thugs that will rip his pants down and sodomize him with a bayonet like they did Quaadddaffi.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 02:34 PM (UK9cE)

218 Riddle of the day: What do "Irish Spring" and "Arab Spring" have in common?

Answer:_______________

NOTHING

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 04, 2012 02:34 PM (rvLeh)

219 When life gives you stale blog posts, make French toast.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:35 PM (4df7R)

220 stale is as stale does, genius. Make your own post....


Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at December 04, 2012 02:34 PM (Dll6b)


I can't. Therefore I ask for a new one.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 02:35 PM (UK9cE)

221 Has Elvis left the building?

Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2012 02:30 PM (duqON)

If you mean Morsi yes.Bugged out of the place.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 04, 2012 02:35 PM (mETGQ)

222 Ahhh...Bush the evil kapitalist pig he stole my teddybear and won't let president lightworker get anything done. You see he went from a dim bulb dumbass to evil mastermind who thwarts comrade president lightworker at every turn.

Posted by: post traumatic bush syndrome at December 04, 2012 02:35 PM (Kflw4)

223 • Explosive Ordnance Disposal: 13.


Such a nice number, too.

Posted by: Anthony Mann at December 04, 2012 02:35 PM (VUZ26)

224 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:31 PM (79ueO)

Never could figure out why Most Pilots are Officers... Its not a skill set you need a college degree for.... and was a decision made in late WWII for some reason...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:36 PM (lZBBB)

225 Can we get a new post, please? This one is obviously stale.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 02:32 PM (UK9cE)



Good time for a power nap or exercise.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:36 PM (LpQbZ)

226 off sock

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 04, 2012 02:36 PM (VUZ26)

227 Riddle of the day: What do "Irish Spring" and "Arab Spring" have in common?


Answer:_______________

NOTHING


Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 04, 2012 02:34 PM (rvLeh)


One is used by modern civilized society and one isn't?

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 02:36 PM (UK9cE)

228 211 Riddle of the day: What do "Irish Spring" and "Arab Spring" have in common?
Answer:_______________
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 04, 2012 02:33 PM (wbmaj)


You put a bar of Irish Spring in a towel and gang beat a helpless fat boy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2012 02:36 PM (vCK/R)

229 Dead threads are welcome only when I have to get back to work.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2012 02:37 PM (vCK/R)

230 Irish Spring has a manly scent

Arab Spring has a goatly scent

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 04, 2012 02:37 PM (rvLeh)

231
My guess is that an Academy grad sentenced to EOD stands waaaay back and shouts encouragement.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 02:33 PM (rzTDZ)


That's a shot at Officers right? I know a shot when I see one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:37 PM (79ueO)

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at December 04, 2012 02:37 PM (rvLeh)

233

Riddle of the day: What do "Irish Spring" and "Arab Spring" have in common?

Answer: Spring

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:37 PM (LpQbZ)

234 Never could figure out why Most Pilots are
Officers... Its not a skill set you need a college degree for.... and
was a decision made in late WWII for some reason...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:36 PM (lZBBB)

Hey, it's the only opportunity the enlisted swine get to stand back and sent the officers out to fight. Don't mess it up.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 02:38 PM (rzTDZ)

235 I'm confident that Jengis Kerry will have this matter all straighten out in a matter of minutes when he whips out his trophy necklace of VC ears.

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2012 02:38 PM (ZA675)

236 Egypt? Egypt has gone the way of Dear Leader. Too bad we can't be any different than all the other third world countries.

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 02:38 PM (OJRh5)

237 Riddle of the day: What do "Irish Spring" and "Arab Spring" have in common?


The people who engaged in the later really needed to use the former.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 02:38 PM (5DR1j)

238 Tea Party 2.0


Posted by: beach a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:34 PM (LpQbZ)


Hmm.... was gonna say 'Sons of Liberty 2'.... but that would be sexist....

Children of Liberty? Descendents of Liberty... Just doesn't work for me...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:38 PM (lZBBB)

239 That's a shot at Officers right? I know a shot when I see one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:37 PM

Nah, that's not a shot. 234 is a shot.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 02:39 PM (rzTDZ)

240 It's the gun culture which makes Egyptians riot

Posted by: Bob al-Costas at December 04, 2012 02:39 PM (wwsoB)

241 Children of Liberty? Descendents of Liberty... Just doesn't work for me...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:38 PM (lZBBB)


How about "Ass Kickers For Liberty."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:40 PM (4df7R)

242 Shadows of Liberty, goota bring in the gamer generation

Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2012 02:40 PM (hjRtO)

243 has the State Dept issued The Strongly-worded Letter? has there been any Serious Frowning?

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 02:41 PM (8sCoq)

244 Ambassador Anna Wintour has a great frickin' ring to it don'tchathink.

We are a F'ing joke.

Posted by: RWC at December 04, 2012 02:42 PM (fWAjv)

245 Reserve slashes 6,000 billets
No one will be forced out; Seabees take big hit
By Sam Fellman - Staff Writer
Posted : Tuesday Dec 4, 2012 10:38:21 EST
The Navy Reserve is cutting roughly 6,000 billets over the next three years, officials announced Nov. 29, as the force reorganizes as part of the Afghanistan drawdown. The cuts, which center on reserve Seabees, also drove down advancement rates from the latest cycle.

But officials said there is some good news: No reservists will be kicked out due to the downsizing.

“We can right-size with normal attrition, reduced accessions and rating conversions through [the job-matching system] FleetRIDE,” said Rear Adm. Eric Young, deputy chief of the Navy Reserve, in an interview. “We’re committed to the sailors.”

Officials said the downsizing is due to reduced demand for Seabees and expeditionary sailors as the Pentagon winds down its last remaining land war.

Reserve officials plan to shutter four construction battalions and one construction regiment by October, with two more battalions slated to close the following year.

The cutbacks eliminate 4,700 Seabee billets, or roughly 45 percent of the reserve Seabee positions.

Gee it's gonna be really lonely in the Reserve Center soon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:42 PM (79ueO)

246 Riddle of the day: What do "Irish Spring" and "Arab Spring" have in common?


Jooooooos.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 04, 2012 02:42 PM (mETGQ)

247 Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2012 02:40 PM (hjRtO)

Note... the new Assasins Creed Game??? May be coincidence... but the Assaisin helps the American Revolution....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:42 PM (lZBBB)

248 Founders
Unwavering
Citizens
Kicking
Yabbos
Out
Unrepentantly


Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 02:43 PM (UK9cE)

249 Heh. A headline at Drudge:

Amsterdam to create 'scum villages' for nuisance neighbors, anti-social tenants...
Link to the UK Telegraph: http://tiny.cc/n24sow

Can we export the FSA to Amsterdam?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:44 PM (4df7R)

250 This rioting is not due to Morsi's reforms, it's due to a Youtube video made by Emad Nassal of Arleta California, and the FBI has arrested him for incitement to riot

Posted by: Jay the Carney at December 04, 2012 02:44 PM (wwsoB)

251
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.


-John Boehner

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 02:44 PM (1Y+hH)

252 Change on veterans’ gun rights lights fire
Coburn wants decisions by judge rather than VA for impaired troops



they're coming at the 2nd amendment from every facet of life

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:44 PM (LpQbZ)

253 See? Only took us 3 steps to get there. But the lefties are like the Energizer Bunnies of megadeath.

(No...not the band you Morons....)


There's a band called Energizer Bunnies? They any good?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 04, 2012 02:45 PM (SY2Kh)

254 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 02:42 PM (79ueO)

wow.... cuting SeaBees, one of the only Navy Jobs that can translate directly into help during a National Emergency....

GREAT Idea!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:45 PM (lZBBB)

255

**drudge redline from washington times

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:45 PM (LpQbZ)

256 253 See? Only took us 3 steps to get there. But the lefties are like the Energizer Bunnies of megadeath.

(No...not the band you Morons....)

There's a band called Energizer Bunnies? They any good?

---

Do they have a good cover of Anarchy In The UK?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2012 02:45 PM (e0xKF)

257 I never get a chance to follow threads mon-fri during the day, so I need to ask: am I the only one wanting to quote Smiths' songs every time Morsi's name in mentioned?

Is it really so strange?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2012 02:46 PM (TOk1P)

258 We need to find some Politcal Party here in America who is actualy PRO Constitution....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:47 PM (lZBBB)

259 I never get a chance to follow threads mon-fri
during the day, so I need to ask: am I the only one wanting to quote
Smiths' songs every time Morsi's name in mentioned?



Is it really so strange?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2012 02:46 PM (TOk1P)


How soon is now?

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 02:47 PM (UK9cE)

260 Is it really so strange? Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2012 02:46 PM (TOk1P)Yes and no. Not for you anyway. ;D

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 02:47 PM (1Y+hH)

261 they're coming at the 2nd amendment from every facet of life

That's a little bit of misdirection there.

The current law is that a VA admin type can pronounce a veteran mentally incompetent. Coburn et. al. want that to require a judge's ruling. The change would be to free up gun ownership, the status quo is the "bad" position.

The Brady Campaign points out (and I don't actually agree with them, but they're not completely wrong here) that such a veteran can fight to get that ruling reversed, so it's not as bad as Coburn is saying.

That said, the default should be the assumption of competence, and the burden of proof should be on the Government. Not the other way around.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 02:48 PM (5DR1j)

262
wow.... cuting SeaBees, one of the only Navy Jobs that can translate directly into help during a National Emergency....



GREAT Idea!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:45 PM

Obama didn't want his Youth Corpse competing with professionals.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 02:48 PM (rzTDZ)

263 I'm sorry if I've not had my breath taken away by a pile of rocks built in a very common shape built by slave labor. I wonder how many liberals venture to Egypt every year and stand before them, in awe of the benefits of unpaid labor?

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 04, 2012 02:50 PM (feFL6)

264
wow.... cuting SeaBees, one of the only Navy Jobs that can translate directly into help during a National Emergency....




Disasters will be illegal under the New Caliphate, infidel.

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 02:50 PM (1Y+hH)

265 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 02:48 PM (5DR1j)

Yeah, the status quo says an unelected, non medical person in the VA, can strip you of your Constitutional Right... and you have to fight to get it back...
And somehow that became a Law ....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:51 PM (lZBBB)

266 #246

But of course. Folks, no more entries. We have a winner.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 04, 2012 02:51 PM (wbmaj)

267 I wonder how many liberals venture to Egypt every year and stand before them, in awe of the benefits of unpaid labor?
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 04, 2012 02:50 PM (feFL6)


Do not EVER compare me to a regressive leftist again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:51 PM (4df7R)

268 263 I'm sorry if I've not had my breath taken away by a pile of rocks built in a very common shape built by slave labor. I wonder how many liberals venture to Egypt every year and stand before them, in awe of the benefits of unpaid labor?
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 04, 2012 02:50 PM (feFL6)



They say every people has to go through a period of dark times and suffering. The Jews are just lucky they got it over with so early. Nothing but smooth sailing now!

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 02:52 PM (I2LwF)

269 That's a little bit of misdirection there.

Posted by: AllenG



I don't agree.

Put anything into the hands of the government/liberal judges outside the military/veterans affairs is dangerous.

That is how to untether it, and control it. Then change it.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 04, 2012 02:53 PM (LpQbZ)

270 Do not EVER compare me to a regressive leftist again.

There's nothing I fear more then an Internet tough guy/girl. Especially one unwilling to take a hard look in the mirror.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 04, 2012 02:53 PM (feFL6)

271
But Communism was never implemented CORRECTLY before! THIS TIME, we'll get it right!


Leftists don't get it. ANY system works with "the right people" in charge. Monarchy/dictatorship with a philosopher-king would then be the perfect form of government, and much more efficient than a messy democracy.

The problem is that even if you start out with "the right people" running things (a very longshot right there), the chances that you'll eventually get a murderous megalomaniacal asshole in power (hi there, Joe Stalin! How you doin', Pol Pot?) approach unity. That kind of power attracts just the wrong sort of person.

You want a system that does not attract the poiwer-made, and will work reasonably well even if you have incompetent bozos in charge, because most of the time, that's exactly what you'll have. You want the AK-47 of governments.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2012 02:53 PM (4u2LN)

272 I am not especially keen on criticizing people for not going to college but our dear friend the erudite and sophisticated bob costas did not even finish college, he dropped out of syracuse before finishing his double major in philosophy and engineering I mean communications and rhetoric.

man has got to know his limitations.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2012 02:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

273 There's nothing I fear more then an Internet tough guy/girl. Especially one unwilling to take a hard look in the mirror.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 04, 2012 02:53 PM (feFL6)


Fuck. You.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:54 PM (4df7R)

274 They say every people has to go through a period of dark times and
suffering. The Jews are just lucky they got it over with so early.
Nothing but smooth sailing now!


Okay, that got a chuckle.

Put anything into the hands of the government/liberal judges outside the military/veterans affairs is dangerous.


I'm not sure I'm reading this correctly. You'd rather keep the status quo (where the VA gets to make the decision, but "guilt" is assumed), than move to actual judicial proceedings where the VA has to make its case?

Or did I completely misread this?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 02:55 PM (5DR1j)

275 man has got to know his limitations.

---

That's what I said back in September. Shithead won anyway.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at December 04, 2012 02:55 PM (e0xKF)

276 "Perfectly explains the liberal movement."
**
Remember the amalgamation between conservatism and liberalism achieved by our American Libertarian founding fathers, known as Classical Liberalism. Few here mention it's veracity. Maintaining that degree of enlightenment required more dedication to the Classics than Americans have exerted in education. How many eschew the studies of Classical Liberal Arts as a waste of time and money. AT LEAST during leisure, don't leave out what enriches the mind and human spirit. Socialists usurped the word "liberal" in order to misuse and abuse, to taint and ruin its true meaning in our minds. There was a WORLD of difference between the American Revolution, the "Great Cause" of Liberty as Washington called it, that led to the US Constitutional Republic, contrasted so starkly by the series of bloody French Revolutions for socialists to juxtapose themselves as the new aristocracy reigns of terror. After assassinating their monarchy and all aristocrats, it didn't take long for Napoleon to cause his world wars for empire, "compassionate" wars to save everyone from themselves, delivered through "liberty, equality, and brotherhood" propaganda. And today, the US interventionist wars (including the Arab Spring alliance with terrorists and advancing the Wahhabi global caliphate, ALL FUNDED BY US TAX PAYERS with or without our approval) are sold as if we're advancing freedom for all when in fact it's the opposite.

Virtue, for instance, is an ideal. Not all idealism is Marxist or evil at the root. When the politicians determine our fate, our thoughts, what our ideals must be and how we must achieve those ideals, of course that is evil at the root. Inevitably, that route denies unalienable "Natural" Rights. That route mows down humanity while inflating ego obesity.

words, just words ... make all the difference

As with the early Romantic movement, do recall that the Industrial Revolution had its drawbacks, depending on your status at birth. For labor to slave away 12 hour days 6 days a week with no holidays excepting Christmas Day, no benefits, and STILL not be able to afford hygienic living standards (let alone a doctor/hospital) even with every family member working and contributing to the household expenses, you can't excuse the cruelty of that status quo. Lyon labor strike was met by all workers being murdered by the French armed forces. Consider for instance the British exporting ALL crops (including potatoes) from Ireland during the potato famine leaving the indigenous population to starve, while touting in Parliament and the Anglican Church that it was God's Will that the Irish starve to death and that the British prosper. After all, the British deserved MORE than any other people on the face of the earth, the rights of the elite within the empire, or simply obese ego -- one law for the rich, another for everyone else.

Entitlement mentality. What we make of it. Expectations.

Regardless of party affiliation, the shared "ideal" of elitism is that they are entitled to be dictators, which they are not. To the degree that liberal applies to socialism, cannibalism destroys society.


Posted by: panzernashorn at December 04, 2012 02:55 PM (BAnPT)

277 Since Obama,no one's keeping score anymore, huh?

Yup, kinda like they no longer keep a running tab of how many soldiers are dying in the mideast. Why, it's almost like dead soldiers don't matter anymore.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2012 02:56 PM (E9a51)

278 That's what I said back in September. Shithead won anyway.
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at December 04, 2012 02:55 PM (e0xKF)

costas's problem is there is nothing magical about the irish/greek combination. It seems his dad believed he was an idiot as well, or that communications / rhetoric was a useless major.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2012 02:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

279
Never could figure out why Most Pilots are
Officers... Its not a skill set you need a college degree for.... and
was a decision made in late WWII for some reason...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:36 PM (lZBBB)

Yea, my brother was a pilot in Nam and he said he wished that they had put more emphasis on the I.Q. of the maintenance people that worked on the aircraft.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 04, 2012 02:57 PM (R8hU8)

280
Yup, kinda like they no longer keep a running tab of how many soldiers are dying in the mideast. Why, it's almost like dead soldiers don't matter anymore.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2012 02:56 PM (E9a51)
We ran out of grim milestones back in 2009; they all got made into ARRA signs next to freeways.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2012 02:57 PM (4u2LN)

281 Let it go MWR. Some people are just getting off on being dicks here today.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 02:57 PM (da5Wo)

282
it'd be funny if Morsi was beheaded by the Egyptians protesting for democracy

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 02:57 PM (jUytm)

283 #270 - Schrodinger's cat, I think you're being a little unfair.

First, it's not certain the pyramids were built with slave labor.

Second, the pyramids are not, themselves, something minor - the cutting, moving and placement of the stones is pretty impressive, especially done mostly with bronze and muscle-power.

Third, being nasty to someone that way? Really? Why be so insulting?

For the record, blowing up the pyramids is probably beyond the MB's capabilities (since a pyramid's pretty much the shape large piles of rubble assume), but there's a lot of stuff I'd rather they didn't blow up that probably is within their capabilities, and it's pretty dreadful to contemplate.

Posted by: Dianna at December 04, 2012 02:58 PM (mKMj1)

284 Let it go MWR. Some people are just getting off on being dicks here today.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 02:57 PM (da5Wo)


I will. Otherwise I'll say something that WILL get me banned, and that's just no fun at all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:58 PM (4df7R)

285
Never could figure out why Most Pilots are
Officers... Its not a skill set you need a college degree for.... and
was a decision made in late WWII for some reason...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:36 PM (lZBBB)




Pilots in the Imperial Japanese Navy in WWII were all non-coms.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 04, 2012 02:58 PM (4u2LN)

286
I mean, what better way to cap off such a monumental year of madness.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 02:58 PM (jUytm)

287
Los Angeles, California, mayor announces that Port of LA strike is resolved; both parties agree to federal mediation - @KPCC


One side is made up of idiots who are going to get screwed. Can you guess which?

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 02:58 PM (1Y+hH)

288 How soon is now?

How can you say I go about change the wrong way?

Posted by: fluffy at December 04, 2012 02:59 PM (O6q63)

289 Pilots in the Imperial Japanese Navy in WWII were all non-coms.

That's not exactly a sustainable model.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 04, 2012 02:59 PM (xSegX)

290 I will. Otherwise I'll say something that WILL get me banned, and that's just no fun at all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:58 PM (4df7R)


Nah, don't do that. Hang out with us. I bite my tongue half a dozen times a day. Some people just want the response, some get off on being dicks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:00 PM (da5Wo)

291 Never could figure out why Most Pilots are
Officers... Its not a skill set you need a college degree for.... and
was a decision made in late WWII for some reason...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 02:36 PM (lZBBB)

if someone has not mentioned it already it was made because the germans treated officers much better than enlisted men - made everyone an officer to get better treatment in pow camps.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2012 03:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

292 am I the only one wanting to quote Smiths' songs every time Morsi's name in mentioned?

Panic on the streets of Cairo
Hang the PM, hang the PM

Posted by: fluffy at December 04, 2012 03:00 PM (O6q63)

293 So, considering the mentality of the voting public as we've come to know it in 2012, I guess Moochelle will be our next preezy.

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 03:00 PM (UrBMG)

294 One side is made up of idiots who are going to get screwed. Can you guess which?

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 02:58 PM (1Y+hH)


The side with the Republicans on it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:00 PM (da5Wo)

295 some get off on being dicks.

And then there's Average Joe....

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:01 PM (5DR1j)

296 i'm ok with the pyramids going away.....every damn show i ever watched
saying they'd explain the mystery.....never explained the damn
mystery.......so i'm done with them....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 04, 2012 02:00 PM (GVxQo)

Agreed. It's not like we don't have reams of drawings, photos and probably even blueprints for them. We could hire Halliburton to build a set of replicas at Lake Havasu. Who knows, they might even become a profitable tourist attraction.
And we could charge muslim tourists double!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2012 03:01 PM (29+x5)

297 Nah, don't do that. Hang out with us. I bite my tongue half a dozen times a day. Some people just want the response, some get off on being dicks.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:00 PM (da5Wo)


*breathing deeply*

*imagining happy things, like Mooch revealing that Obama has no penis*

Okay. Better now.

Oh, I didn't get to ask - did you go full hipster and get your iPhones yesterday?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:01 PM (4df7R)

298 Third, being nasty to someone that way? Really? Why be so insulting?

Yes, I apologize for saying fuck you. Because I'm better then that.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 04, 2012 03:02 PM (feFL6)

299
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 02:58 PM (4df7R)


Or you could sing Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks biggest hit.

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 03:02 PM (1Y+hH)

300 For the record, blowing up the pyramids is probably beyond the MB's
capabilities (since a pyramid's pretty much the shape large piles of
rubble assume), but there's a lot of stuff I'd rather they didn't blow
up that probably is within their capabilities, and it's pretty dreadful
to contemplate.


They are priceless treasures and pieces of architecture. Having the goat fuckers blow them up, implode them, or grind them down into pebbles would make our world poorer for it. A part of me hopes they do it, just so that our libtard fuckwits see them for what they are: backwards beyond rehabilitation.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:02 PM (GQ8sn)

301 i'm ok with the pyramids going away.....every damn show i ever watched
saying they'd explain the mystery.....never explained the damn
mystery.......so i'm done with them....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 04, 2012 02:00 PM (GVxQo)

PhoenixGirl!

I am fond of the pyramids but hey if someone does blow them up at least we get to see what is in them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2012 03:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

302 282. if Morsi were beheaded by the Egyptians protesting for democracy...

**Morsi had his opposition crucified on trees in front of the Presidential Palace.

Posted by: panzernashorn at December 04, 2012 03:03 PM (BAnPT)

303 if someone has not mentioned it already it was made because the germans treated officers much better than enlisted men - made everyone an officer to get better treatment in pow camps.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2012 03:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

Over half of the Crew on a B-17 or comparable aircraft in WW2 were enlisted.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 03:03 PM (79ueO)

304 I am fond of the pyramids but hey if someone does blow them up at least we get to see what is in them.

Mostly more rock.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:03 PM (5DR1j)

305
The side with the Republicans on it?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:00 PM (da5Wo) Cheater!

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 03:03 PM (1Y+hH)

306 *imagining happy things, like Mooch revealing that Obama has no penis*

Imagining? Come on...we all know the truth.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:04 PM (GQ8sn)

307 if someone has not mentioned it already it was made because the germans treated officers much better than enlisted men - made everyone an officer to get better treatment in pow camps.


Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2012 03:00 PM (Z9EHQ)


But most of the fliers in those Camps were ENLISTED crewmen from Bombers...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 03:04 PM (lZBBB)

308 Try this:
120 teams plus three to be added in 2015, marked with an asterisk *





SEC A


1 Florida


2 Florida State


3 South Carolina


4 Clemson


5 Georgia


6 Georgia Tech


7 Tennessee


8 Kentucky



SEC B


1 Alabama


2 Arkansas


3 Auburn


4 LSU


5 Miss State


6 Ole Miss


7 Miami U


8 Virginia Tech



Big 12 A


1 Texas


2 Baylor


3 Texas Tech


4 TCU


5 Houston


6 Texas A+M


7 Kansas


8 Kansas State



Big 12 B


1 Oklahoma


2 Oklahoma State


3 Louisiana Tech


4 Boise State


5 Southern Miss


6 Nevada


7 Air Force


8 Memphis







C-USA


1 Akron


2 Bowling Green


3 Ball State


4 Northern Illinois


5 Mid Tenn State


6 Toledo


7 Tulsa


8 Tulane



Big 10 A


1 Illinois


2 Indiana


3 Notre Dame


4 Ohio State


5 Penn State


6 Purdue


7 Wisconsin


8 Louisville



Big 10 B


1 Cincinnati


2 Iowa


3 Iowa State


4 Michigan


5 Michigan State


6 Nebraska


7 Minnesota


8 Northwestern



PAC-12 A


1 Cal


2 Oregon State


3 Oregon


4 Stanford


5 Washington


6 Wash State


7 Fresno State


8 Idaho



PAC-12 B


1 Arizona


2 Arizona State


3 UCLA


4 USC


5 Utah


6 San Diego State


7 Arkansas State


8 Hawaii



Mtn West


1 Wyoming


2 Colorado


3 Colorado State


4 UTEP


5 UTSA


6 Texas State


7 Rice





MAC A


1 Maryland


2 West Virginia


3 Virginia


4 Temple


5 Wake Forest


6 Eastern Mich


7 Central Mich


8 Western Mich



MAC B

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 03:04 PM (I2LwF)

309 Don't expect Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood to roll over and play dead. These Muzzis play for keeps and once the have control of something, like Egypt, they ain't giving it up.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 03:04 PM (79ueO)

310 Oh, I didn't get to ask - did you go full hipster and get your iPhones yesterday?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:01 PM (4df7R)



Ha. Yeah, stopped by the Verizon store and made the switch. Not gonna lie, I think they're cool. Here's me being an idiot....so you can change the language of Siri. I switched it to UK English cause I thought the voice was amusing. Then I couldn't figure out today, while I was driving around, why Siri was garbling everything I tried to say....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:04 PM (da5Wo)

311 Or you could sing Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks biggest hit.
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 03:02 PM (1Y+hH)


You know, that would actually work in a lot of aggravating situations. Hmm...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:05 PM (4df7R)

312




MAC B


1 Missouri


2 Rutgers


3 Ohio U


4 Miami (Ohio)


5 Pittsburgh


6 Connecticut


7 Syracuse


8 Kent State






Big East


1 Boston College


2 UMass


3 Buffalo


4 U. Central FL


5 U. Southern FL


6 U. LA Lafayette


7 Navy
8




ACC


1 Vanderbilt


2 North Carolina


3 NC State


4 East Carolina


5 Duke
6 Troy


7 Charlotte*
8 Old Dominion*





WAC


1 Utah State


2 San Jose State


3 UNLV


4 New Mexico State


5 SMU
6
7
8





Sun Belt


1 U. LA Monroe


2 Florida Atlantic


3 Florida Intl


4 U. AL Birmingham


5 Western Kentucky


6 North Texas


7 Georgia State*
8





Indies


1 Army

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 03:05 PM (I2LwF)

313 Truman!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:05 PM (da5Wo)

314 Okay, odd formatting, and I'm still missing like three teams, but there it is.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 03:06 PM (I2LwF)

315 TN, what are you doing? Those are more than a little annoying, especially w/o context.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:06 PM (5DR1j)

316 what

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 03:06 PM (I2LwF)

317
Try this:
120 teams plus three to be added in 2015, marked with an asterisk *





SEC A


1 Florida


2 Florida State


3 South Carolina


4 Clemson


5 Georgia


6 Georgia Tech


7 Tennessee


8 Kentucky



SEC B


1 Alabama


2 Arkansas


3 Auburn


4 LSU


5 Miss State


6 Ole Miss


7 Miami U


8 Virginia Tech



Big 12 A


1 Texas


2 Baylor


3 Texas Tech


4 TCU


5 Houston


6 Texas A+M


7 Kansas


8 Kansas State



Big 12 B


1 Oklahoma


2 Oklahoma State


3 Louisiana Tech


4 Boise State


5 Southern Miss


6 Nevada


7 Air Force


8 Memphis







C-USA


1 Akron


2 Bowling Green


3 Ball State


4 Northern Illinois


5 Mid Tenn State


6 Toledo


7 Tulsa


8 Tulane



Big 10 A


1 Illinois


2 Indiana


3 Notre Dame


4 Ohio State


5 Penn State


6 Purdue


7 Wisconsin


8 Louisville



Big 10 B


1 Cincinnati


2 Iowa


3 Iowa State


4 Michigan


5 Michigan State


6 Nebraska


7 Minnesota


8 Northwestern



PAC-12 A


1 Cal


2 Oregon State


3 Oregon


4 Stanford


5 Washington


6 Wash State


7 Fresno State


8 Idaho



PAC-12 B


1 Arizona


2 Arizona State


3 UCLA


4 USC


5 Utah


6 San Diego State


7 Arkansas State


8 Hawaii



Mtn West


1 Wyoming


2 Colorado


3 Colorado State


4 UTEP


5 UTSA


6 Texas State


7 Rice





MAC A


1 Maryland


2 West Virginia


3 Virginia


4 Temple


5 Wake Forest


6 Eastern Mich


7 Central Mich


8 Western Mich



MAC B

Posted by: Truman North



This.

Posted by: soothsayer says "this" at December 04, 2012 03:06 PM (jUytm)

318 why Most Pilots are Officers... It's not a skill set you need a college degree for.

**??

Bachelor of Science Degree in Aeronautics from Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

Posted by: panzernashorn at December 04, 2012 03:06 PM (BAnPT)

319 Imagining? Come on...we all know the truth.
Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:04 PM (GQ8sn)


Yes, WE do. But imagine the shockwaves of disbelief that would go through the Obama Worshipping masses. It would be fantastic.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:06 PM (4df7R)

320 Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 03:04 PM (I2LwF)

Didn't know there was WiFi reception in the barrel.

Posted by: fluffy at December 04, 2012 03:07 PM (O6q63)

321 I'm trying to figure out how to put charts into proper blog post formatting.

I'm failing.

Gonna try notepad.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 03:07 PM (I2LwF)

322 Posted by: soothsayer says "this" at December 04, 2012 03:06 PM (jUytm)

Dude. Barrel.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:07 PM (5DR1j)

323 TN is trying to put together viable super conferences for the BCS. Which is cool. But the formatting sucks Helen Thomas' tits.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:07 PM (da5Wo)

324 Why not try your formatting experiments on a dead thread until you get it right?

Posted by: Vizzini at December 04, 2012 03:08 PM (O7Q1u)

325 Yes, WE do. But imagine the shockwaves of disbelief that would go through the Obama Worshipping masses. It would be fantastic.

hehe...

Just call him Ken from now on.


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)

326 See? This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:08 PM (da5Wo)

327 They are priceless treasures and pieces of architecture. Having the goat fuckers blow them up, implode them, or grind them down into pebbles would make our world poorer for it. A part of me hopes they do it, just so that our libtard fuckwits see them for what they are: backwards beyond rehabilitation.
Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:02 PM (GQ8sn)


----------------------------------------------


There's so much more than just the pyramids that the muzzies probably want to destroy. The relics in the CairoMuseum, standing temple sites. So much will be lost. And, yes, eventually they willdestroy all of it. They want to see us weep.

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 03:08 PM (UrBMG)

328 But the formatting sucks Helen Thomas' tits.

YOU! BARREL!!!

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)

329 1 Army

Posted by: Truman North


le barrel. le now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2012 03:08 PM (JEpGb)

330 I'm trying to figure out how to put charts into proper blog post formatting.



I'm failing.>>

Please practice/test on a dead thread.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 04, 2012 03:09 PM (tf9Ne)

331 Just call him Ken from now on.

Dickless wonder (onedurr?) works too.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 04, 2012 03:09 PM (O7Q1u)

332 So we got rid of a dictator who was nice to Israel and America and replaced him with a dictator who wants to destroy Israel and America.

Heckuva Job Bammy!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 04, 2012 03:09 PM (HDgX3)

333 Posted by: panzernashorn at December 04, 2012 03:06 PM (BAnPT)

Note... there are degrees in Nuclear Engineering.... yet the people who actualy RUN US Navy Reactors, are Enlisted People....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 03:09 PM (lZBBB)

334 YOU! BARREL!!!


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)


Fuck that noise. I already had to go in there for breaking the blog earlier this morning. It's dark and it smells. I'm not going back.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:09 PM (da5Wo)

335 Then I couldn't figure out today, while I was driving around, why Siri was garbling everything I tried to say....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:04 PM (da5Wo)


I wonder what would happen if you changed the voice to something like Russian. Would it even understand you, or just answer, "Nyet," to everything?

I'm glad you like them, though! Hipster or no hipster, as long as they work for you, 'scool. Just remember what I said yesterday about the beard.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:10 PM (4df7R)

336 TN, you live in the northeast. You shouldn't care about colleges.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 04, 2012 03:10 PM (gznAu)

337
The Pyramids, you numbskulls, are important because they serve as landing pads for the G'aould mother ships.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 03:10 PM (jUytm)

338 Two in the barrel for the same error. Damn, good thing it's not my turn to clean it out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, wearing a hockey mask for some reason at December 04, 2012 03:10 PM (GBXon)

339 Thanks TN I was wondering ifsomeone would post that info

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 04, 2012 03:10 PM (R8hU8)

340 Dickless wonder (onedurr?) works too.

The Dickless Oh-nee-durr?

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:10 PM (GQ8sn)

341 What the hell am I crocheting these pyramid covers for then?

Posted by: jeannebodine at December 04, 2012 03:10 PM (48+2q)

342 So, considering the mentality of the voting public as we've come to know it in 2012, I guess Moochelle will be our next preezy.


In the coming idiocracy, we will elect our leaders from the ranks of reality shows

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 03:10 PM (8sCoq)

343 314
Okay, odd formatting, and I'm still missing like three teams, but there it is.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 03:06 PM

Mr Truman, your agonizer please

Posted by: Bearded Ace at December 04, 2012 03:11 PM (wwsoB)

344 hehe...Just call him Ken from now on.

*CACKLE* GI Joe laughs at him.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:11 PM (4df7R)

345 Let it burn. Of course, with Mooch's ass, it will burn hot and a long time. But, let it burn.

Posted by: tcn at December 04, 2012 03:11 PM (ZOUmX)

346 I'm glad you like them, though! Hipster or no
hipster, as long as they work for you, 'scool. Just remember what I said
yesterday about the beard.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:10 PM (4df7R)



It prob doesn't help me to say that I already have a beard, does it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:11 PM (da5Wo)

347 >The Pyramids, you numbskulls, are important because they serve as landing pads for the G'aould mother ships.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 03:10 PM (jUytm)




no no no- they focus cosmic energy and stuff

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 03:11 PM (8sCoq)

348 Out: Bread and circuses
In: Obamaphones and college football divisions

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 04, 2012 03:11 PM (HDgX3)

349 Merely A Bump In The Road.




In his defense, SCoaMF never said how big the bump is.

Posted by: BuddyPC at December 04, 2012 03:12 PM (jfUIE)

350 Fuck that noise. I already had to go in there for breaking the blog earlier this morning. It's dark and it smells. I'm not going back.Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:09 PM (da5Wo)

You'll do it or I will take away all of your search engines and erase your bookmarks. Then how will you find Boobeh pics?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:12 PM (+inzX)

351
The Pyramids were built before the Greeks invented geometry.

Posted by: soothsayer's famous Points in History which may or may not be accurate at December 04, 2012 03:12 PM (jUytm)

352 Fuck that noise. I already had to go in there for breaking the blog earlier this morning. It's dark and it smells. I'm not going back.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Posted by: fluffy at December 04, 2012 03:12 PM (O6q63)

353 fuck- are hipsters going to ruin having a beard now?

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 03:12 PM (8sCoq)

354 Note... there are degrees in Nuclear Engineering.... yet the people who actualy RUN US Navy Reactors, are Enlisted People....
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2012 03:09 PM (lZBBB)


Well they are well trained in what they do-usually get real nice jobs with the civilian nuclear job force when they retire from Navy, and they are closely supervised by those Officers with advanced degrees.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 03:13 PM (79ueO)

355 The pyramids were built by slave labor and they planted an American flag there

Posted by: Maxine Waters at December 04, 2012 03:13 PM (wwsoB)

356 what if they blow a pyramid open and a cthulhu-type being comes out?

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 03:13 PM (8sCoq)

357 You'll do it or I will take away all of your search engines and erase your bookmarks. Then how will you find Boobeh pics?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:12 PM (+inzX)


1) I didn't break anything. I merely referred to Truman's formatting as sucking Helen Thomas' tits.
2) I don't bookmark.
3) CharlieBrown'sDildo will provide them.


HA!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:14 PM (da5Wo)

358 fuck- are hipsters going to ruin having a beard now?

They'd better not.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:14 PM (5DR1j)

359
that reminds me...

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 03:14 PM (jUytm)

360 It prob doesn't help me to say that I already have a beard, does it?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:11 PM (da5Wo)


Depends. If you were to walk into a Starbucks in Berkeley, would you blend in, or would you stand out like an evil RethugliKKKan bitter clinger?* If the latter, you're safe.

*Note: The easiest way to answer this question is to ask oneself, "In addition to my beard, do I also wear skinny jeans?" If the answer is yes, you might be a hipster.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:14 PM (4df7R)

361 I'm giving up. Mrs. North wants he computer. I'll try more tonight.

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 03:14 PM (I2LwF)

362 It prob doesn't help me to say that I already have a beard, does it?

Now we know what to get BCochran for Christmas. Some dark rimmed glasses and a plaid hat. The "hipster douche" look will be complete!

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:14 PM (GQ8sn)

363 what if they blow a pyramid open and a cthulhu-type being comes out?

As long as they do it on the 21st...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:14 PM (5DR1j)

364 AllenG,
Ft. Hood shooter trial judge was just removed by a civilian US Court of Appeals for the Military for being biased for ruling that making hasan shave his beard. Claimed grooming standards was military command responsibility, not a military judge's, and that the judge could no longer appear biased.
Yet hasan committed the shootings sans beard. Might make it a wee bit hard to identify him now that he has went full jihadi.
One would think a military judge would have the right to enforce military standards in his own courtroom. But with civilian overlords, not so much.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at December 04, 2012 03:14 PM (GFM2b)

365 Then how will you find Boobeh pics?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:12 PM (+inzX)


You do remember who his wife is, right?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:15 PM (4df7R)

366


Report: John McAfee is seeking political asylum in Guatemala, his lawyer tell @AFP


Sounds like he's worried about convicts seeking asylumfor their junk in his nether regions.

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 03:15 PM (1Y+hH)

367 Dead thread... DUH... Sorry

Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 03:15 PM (I2LwF)

368 Depends. If you were to walk into a Starbucks in Berkeley, would you
blend in, or would you stand out like an evil RethugliKKKan bitter
clinger?* If the latter, you're safe.




Hmmm....let me describe my personality like this: I went to law school at a lib school in DC. The other guys in my year? They were afraid of me. Literally. Told a friend of mine that "I looked like a guy that might not start fights, but I wasn't afraid of them and I would finish them."



That answer your question about sticking out?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:16 PM (da5Wo)

369 Now we know what to get BCochran for Christmas. Some dark rimmed glasses
and a plaid hat. The "hipster douche" look will be complete!


Women's jeans (I'm reliably informed by my hipster cousin (who lives in Austin, just to make the stereotype complete) that only poseurs buy skinny jeans. "Real" hipsters buy women's pants).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:16 PM (5DR1j)

370 As long as they do it on the 21st...
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:14 PM (5DR1j)


NOW it becomes clear. The Mayans were forecasting the destruction of the pyramids and the rise of the Old Ones.

O_____O

Shit. There goes my stake in the office betting pool. I was SURE it was going to be SMOD.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:17 PM (4df7R)

371 1) I didn't break anything. I merely referred to Truman's formatting as sucking Helen Thomas' tits.2) I don't bookmark.
3) CharlieBrown'sDildo will provide them.


1) Quibbling. Whiny will get you nowhere
2) Good, one less thing I have to worry about
3) CBD's loyalty is procured through large quantities of brown or amber liquor. And I have a bottomless Black Card.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:18 PM (+inzX)

372 That answer your question about sticking out?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:16 PM (da5Wo)


*thumbs up* You pass the test, BCochran. You may continue with your iPhone tomfoolery unencumbered.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:18 PM (4df7R)

373 Sounds like he's worried about convicts seeking asylumfor their junk in his nether regions.

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 03:15 PM (1Y+hH)

Guatemala? He should probably just tough out the prisons here, because it isn't like there is government oversight at the prisons in Guat.

Posted by: tcn at December 04, 2012 03:19 PM (ZOUmX)

374 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:16 PM (5DR1j)

Nested paranthesis, very nice. Will we be seeing regular expressions in your comments next?

Posted by: fluffy at December 04, 2012 03:19 PM (O6q63)

375 *thumbs up* You pass the test, BCochran. You may continue with your iPhone tomfoolery unencumbered.

Fair warning: EoJ will likely call you a fag.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:19 PM (5DR1j)

376 I went to law school at a lib school in DC.

GW?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:20 PM (+inzX)

377 356
what if they blow a pyramid open and a cthulhu-type being comes out?


Posted by: Jones in CO

It'd be more interesting than the drearily predictable misery, poverty and oppression that's in the on-deck circle right now.

Posted by: Dianna at December 04, 2012 03:20 PM (mKMj1)

378 Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:18 PM (+inzX)



Shit. Shit, shit, shit.


*looks around*



I'm not going back in there dammit! You can't make me!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:20 PM (da5Wo)

379
Nested paranthesis, very nice. Will we be seeing regular expressions in your comments next?


Not likely. Regex makes my brain hurt.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:20 PM (5DR1j)

380 So... How 'bout them Redskins?

(We desperately need a new post.)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:20 PM (4df7R)

381 CharlieBrown'sDildo will provide them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:14 PM (da5Wo)

Why yes, yes I will!

http://tinyurl.com/cm444a5

NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:20 PM (GsoHv)

382 I'm not going back in there dammit! You can't make me!

Quick! Bribe him!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:21 PM (5DR1j)

383 They might find a stargate inside. Who'd be laughing then?

I think folks will be just as horrified when they melt down Tut's mask for the gold. That is pure icon.

Posted by: Invictus at December 04, 2012 03:21 PM (OQpzc)

384 Fair warning: EoJ will likely call you a fag.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:19 PM (5DR1j)



EoJ calls everyone a fag.


GW?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:20 PM (+inzX)


The Catholic University of America, Columbus School of Law

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:21 PM (da5Wo)

385 How 'bout them Redskins?


Unfortunately, my prayer that the Redskins and the Giants would both lose went unanswered.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:22 PM (5DR1j)

386 EoJ calls everyone a fag.

Well, yes. But he might call you one more often because of the i-phone hipsterism.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:22 PM (5DR1j)

387 NATO announced Tuesday that it will deploy Patriot anti-missile
systems near Turkey's southern border, shoring up defenses against the
threat of cross-border attacks from Syria and bringing the United States
and its allies closer to Syria's civil war.

The alliance's 28 members decided to limit use of
Patriots solely for the defensive purpose of warding off the mortar
rounds and shells from Syria that have already killed five Turks. But
the announcement also appeared to be a message to Syrian President
Bashar Assad's regime at a time when Washington and other governments
fear Syria may be readying its chemical weapons stockpiles for possible
use.


/Pure genius.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 03:22 PM (rzTDZ)

388 It'd be more interesting than the drearily predictable misery, poverty and oppression that's in the on-deck circle right now.
Posted by: Dianna at December 04, 2012 03:20 PM (mKMj1)


Though to be a TRUE Lovecraftian horror, it would still be misery, poverty and oppression, combined with a healthy dose of nightmare fuel, insanity and death. So yes, definitely more interesting; possibly even more fun, because who knows what wacky hijinks one's insanity might get into?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:23 PM (4df7R)

389 The Catholic University of America

I was SO hoping you wouldn't say CUA

Ugh.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:23 PM (+inzX)

390 Well, yes. But he might call you one more often because of the i-phone hipsterism.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:22 PM (5DR1j)


Eh. He called me a "homo" for it yesterday. My last name is "Cochran". I've heard and been called just about everything there is. I'll live. lol

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:23 PM (da5Wo)

391 "CBD's loyalty is procured through large quantities of brown or amber liquor."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:18 PM (+inzX)

I resent that.

I like gin too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:24 PM (GsoHv)

392 what if they blow a pyramid open and a cthulhu-type being comes out?
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 03:13 PM (8sCoq)


---------------------------------------


PUDDING!!

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 03:24 PM (1tlUs)

393 Fair warning: EoJ will likely call you a fag.

SOP, then?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, wearing a hockey mask for some reason at December 04, 2012 03:24 PM (GBXon)

394 Eh. He called me a "homo" for it yesterday. My last name is "Cochran".
I've heard and been called just about everything there is. I'll live.
lol


I'm just making sure you're prepared. As long as you're good with it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:24 PM (5DR1j)

395 Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:23 PM (+inzX)

We had a nanny who went there.

Oh my God was she smokin' hot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:25 PM (GsoHv)

396 So... How 'bout them Redskins?

How 'bout that Redskins cheerleader a few posts down?

When the Burn comes, I will kidnap her along with others, to become the 'seed women' of the new world. Hope you all are ok with future generations of humans resembling me.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:25 PM (GQ8sn)

397 Unfortunately, my prayer that the Redskins and the Giants would both lose went unanswered.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:22 PM (5DR1j)


Think glass half full: at least ONE of them lost.

I, on the other hand, had to suffer the Jets winning in a scinitillating performance against the Cardinals.7-6 - what a thriller.

The Jets I hate on principal, but the Cardinals? Arizona fans, I feel so sorry for you.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:25 PM (4df7R)

398 I resent that. I like gin too.Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:24 PM (GsoHv)

Noted and filed for future reference.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:25 PM (+inzX)

399 I was SO hoping you wouldn't say CUA



Ugh.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:23 PM (+inzX)


LOL. It's where I got in. *shrug*

A baptist redneck college athlete dropped right in the middle of a campus full of NE liberal catholics. It went so very well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:25 PM (da5Wo)

400 We had a nanny who went there.

Oh my God was she smokin' hot!


Pics, or ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 04, 2012 03:26 PM (QGyiB)

401 Fair warning: EoJ will likely call you a fag.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:19 PM (5DR1j)EOJ was a theater major, so he has no standing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:26 PM (GsoHv)

402 ACE! Please....please...please fix the blog.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:27 PM (GsoHv)

403 Heh.
#tweetlikealiberal

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2012 03:27 PM (JEpGb)

404 Think glass half full: at least ONE of them lost.


True. And we beat the Eagles, so I'll take it. It's not like the Cowboys are making the playoffs this year anyway.

They should totally fire their GM.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:27 PM (5DR1j)

405 EOJ was a theater major, so he has no standing.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:26 PM (GsoHv)



Oooooohhhhhhh really?

*evil laugh*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:27 PM (da5Wo)

406 When the Burn comes, I will kidnap her along with others, to become the 'seed women' of the new world. Hope you all are ok with future generations of humans resembling me.
Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:25 PM (GQ8sn)


That depends: Do you look like Helen Thomas?*

*I removed the "if she was a man" caveat from the above question because she'd actually look less like a mutant hell frog and more like a normal hell frog if she was a man.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:28 PM (4df7R)

407 Posted by: Waterhouse at December 04, 2012 03:26 PM (QGyiB)

Yeah....right.

I was very careful not to look too closely or take photos or anything that would get me in trouble with my wife.

And the one before this one had a body that was incredible. I had to be even more careful with her.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:28 PM (GsoHv)

408 Hey Tru, don't you already have a life sentence in the barrel for the Gian Korean penises (peni ? penisi ?)

Posted by: grease monkey at December 04, 2012 03:29 PM (VSWPU)

409 I wanna know why we don't have an entire thread dedicated to 'Ette boobeh pics.

We could raise money for erection breast cancer research or something.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:29 PM (+inzX)

410 what if they blow a pyramid open and a cthulhu-type being comes out?


---

That's the best we can hope for at this point.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 04, 2012 03:29 PM (Hx5uv)

411 Just hang him, beard and all.

Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2012 03:29 PM (uekSI)

412 Hope you all are ok with future generations of humans resembling me.

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: Ghengis T. Khan at December 04, 2012 03:29 PM (GBXon)

413 They should totally fire their GM.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:27 PM (5DR1j)


I wonder if it will ever happen. Unless the old guy suffers some health crisis, I sincerely doubt it.

*hand on Allen's shoulder* You have my sympathies.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:29 PM (4df7R)

414 And the one before this one had a body that was incredible. I had to be even more careful with her.

I can just see CBD's next request for a nanny:
"... and make sure this one is ugly."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:29 PM (5DR1j)

415 That depends: Do you look like Helen Thomas?*

That. Hurt.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:30 PM (GQ8sn)

416 @ 404

Allen G, the Cowboys started downhill in 1989, when Jerry Jones bought them from Murchison.


I miss Tom Landry.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2012 03:30 PM (SAMxH)

417 I was very careful not to look too closely or take photos or anything that would get me in trouble with my wife.

And the one before this one had a body that was incredible. I had to be even more careful with her.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:28 PM (GsoHv)



Damn culture of hot women. That's who to blame here. That and the culture of pissed off jealous wives. Them too.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:30 PM (da5Wo)

418 They should totally fire their GM.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:27 PM (5DR1j)You realize that Jones is a monomaniacal lunatic and will continue to overpay for 53 mediocre seasons each year. At least until he dies.I love it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:30 PM (GsoHv)

419 405 EOJ was a theater major, so he has no standing.

Is this an actual fact or mere wishcasting?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:30 PM (+inzX)

420 410 what if they blow a pyramid open and a cthulhu-type being comes out?


---

That's the best we can hope for at this point.

---

We at BP are VERY very sorry that we've drilled into another dimension and released Cthulhu.

Posted by: Tony Hayward at December 04, 2012 03:31 PM (e0xKF)

421
409
I wanna know why we don't have an entire thread dedicated to 'Ette boobeh pics.



We could raise money for erection breast cancer research or something.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:29 PM (+inzX)



Apparently, back in the day, Ettes used to post pics of themselves.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:31 PM (da5Wo)

422 So with Morsi fleeing, what are the odds TFG scrambles jets to rescue him?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2012 03:31 PM (B/VB5)

423 Is this an actual fact or mere wishcasting?

By his own admission. He was a theater homo.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:31 PM (GQ8sn)

424 That. Hurt.
Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:30 PM (GQ8sn)


I'm just asking the tough questions our media establishment won't ask.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:31 PM (4df7R)

425 I knew that when we got that long movie post that Ace was pretty much going to give it up for the afternoon. Maybe we'll get an open thread and BCochran can explain his hipsterism more in detail.

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 03:32 PM (1tlUs)

426 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:29 PM (5DR1j)

We had three nannies until the brats were old enough not to torch the place. Each one was hot, hot, hot.

It was a very difficult time for me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:32 PM (GsoHv)

427 If ultimate evil Cthulhu does appear the first things he will do is lower taxes, ban abortion, and end affirmative action.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 04, 2012 03:32 PM (Hx5uv)

428 Allen G, the Cowboys started downhill in 1989, when Jerry Jones bought them from Murchison.

Meh. At the beginning, Jerry Jones was fine (if classless). Despite his revisionism, he was not the GM in those early years, Jimmy Johnson was. He assumed that role after he fired Johnson.

Don't forget that Johnson roster won 3 Super Bowls in 4 years (and should have 3-peated, but the star players basically phoned it in for one year in protest when Jimmy was fired).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:33 PM (5DR1j)

429 It was a very difficult time for me.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2012 03:32 PM (GsoHv)



You have my deepest sympathies.

*muttering* asshole

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:33 PM (da5Wo)

430 We had three nannies until the brats were old enough not to torch the place. Each one was hot, hot, hot.

What is the difference between a nanny and an au pair? One lives with you at your home, while the other just clocks in for the day?

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:33 PM (GQ8sn)

431
Murbarak and Kaddafi were legit dictators.

Obama's pal Morsi is apparently of the tin pot variety.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 03:33 PM (jUytm)

432 http://twitter.yfrog.com/nvrjeqrj


Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 03:33 PM (rzTDZ)

433 Cripes. WE could beat the Eagles this year.

Posted by: The Little Sisters of the Poor at December 04, 2012 03:33 PM (YmPwQ)

434 363 what if they blow a pyramid open and a cthulhu-type being comes out?

Fhtagn!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at December 04, 2012 03:33 PM (ZSnCv)

435 If ultimate evil Cthulhu does appear the first things he will do is lower taxes, ban abortion, and end affirmative action.
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 04, 2012 03:32 PM (Hx5uv)


You're right! I think I could even find a way to put up with his freaky alien geometries if he repealed the Hollywood tax cuts.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:33 PM (4df7R)

436 Apparently, back in the day, Ettes used to post pics of themselves.Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:31 PM (da5Wo)

And they don't now???? You know why, right?

Racism. That's why.

Gentlemen, this is the defining civil rights issue of our time.

No boobehs!! No peace!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:34 PM (+inzX)

437 If ultimate evil Cthulhu does appear the first things he will do is lower taxes, ban abortion, and end affirmative action.

Well shit...

Cthulhu 2016!!!

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:34 PM (GQ8sn)

438 Wow- our Sec of State Hillary Clinton is playing these Middle east thugs off each other like a puppetmaster

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 03:34 PM (8sCoq)

439 By his own admission. He was a theater homo.

---

So that's what caused it. A culture of femininity.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 04, 2012 03:34 PM (Hx5uv)

440 I wonder if it will ever happen. Unless the old guy suffers some health crisis, I sincerely doubt it.



*hand on Allen's shoulder* You have my sympathies.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:29 PM (4df7R)


A few more losing seasons and fans bailing on the stadium appearances and he'll hire another Bill Parcells type guy, if one will come here.

He's thick as a brick, but not incredibly stupid. It just takes the sheepish fan base hitting him in the pocketbook before he pulls his head out of his ass for a 2 to 4 year stretch.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 03:35 PM (UK9cE)

441 Maybe we'll get an open thread and BCochran can explain his hipsterism more in detail.
Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 03:32 PM (1tlUs)



O.M.F.G. I'd forgotten about the hipsterism, I blame the lack of alcohol. That and the repression.


I take back feeling sorry in any way for mentioning the scary boo stuff.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 03:35 PM (VtjlW)

442 436
Apparently, back in the day, Ettes used to post pics of themselves.Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:31 PM (da5Wo)



And they don't now???? You know why, right?



Racism. That's why.



Gentlemen, this is the defining civil rights issue of our time.



No boobehs!! No peace!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:34 PM (+inzX)


We should form a picket line here on the blog. No ettes can post without first posting pics of their boobehs.
NO BOOBEHS! NO POSTS!!!

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:35 PM (GQ8sn)

443 BUT-

would Cthulhu survive an environmental impact review?

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 03:35 PM (8sCoq)

444
Psssssst Leon. Call Bush and ask him what to do about Egypt.

Posted by: Bronco Bamma, Preznit at December 04, 2012 03:36 PM (ndqJC)

445 Wow- our Sec of State Hillary Clinton is playing these Middle east thugs off each other like a puppetmaster
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 03:34 PM (8sCoq)


Oh. Good. So when will the little guy with the drill on his head show up? He was my favorite.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:36 PM (4df7R)

446 Cthulhu would disband the EPA.

Posted by: Vizzini at December 04, 2012 03:36 PM (O7Q1u)

447 NO BOOBEHS! NO POSTS!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:37 PM (a9Z+h)

448 O.M.F.G. I'd forgotten about the hipsterism, I blame the lack of alcohol. That and the repression.





I take back feeling sorry in any way for mentioning the scary boo stuff.





Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 03:35 PM (VtjlW)




A peace offering my queen?



http://tinyurl.com/44skn7o



NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:37 PM (da5Wo)

449 437 If ultimate evil Cthulhu does appear the first things he will do is lower taxes, ban abortion, and end affirmative action.

Well shit...

Cthulhu 2016!!!

---

Cthulhu saves, for he may be hungry later.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2012 03:37 PM (e0xKF)

450 Cthulhu would disband eat the EPA.

Posted by: Vizzini


And deservedly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2012 03:37 PM (JEpGb)

451 447
NO BOOBEHS! NO POSTS!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:37 PM (a9Z+h)


NO BOOBEHS! NO POSTS!!!
*begins walking back and forth banging pots and pans together*

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:38 PM (GQ8sn)

452
we have met chtulu


and he is us

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 03:38 PM (jUytm)

453
Mr President, I've hit the Reset Button many times but nothing seems to be working. George Bush lied about it's power of persuasion.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at December 04, 2012 03:38 PM (ndqJC)

454 NO BOOBEHS!!! NO POSTS!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:38 PM (da5Wo)

455 would Cthulhu survive an environmental impact review?
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 03:35 PM (8sCoq)


That's what's so great about Cthulu. He wouldn't just destroy the EPA. He'd send it crashing into the sea and turn all its employees and appointees into gibbering lunatics unfit for anything but as food for rats.

There is no downside there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:39 PM (4df7R)

456 How pissed off could we make Ace if we started flooding his twitter with this?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:39 PM (da5Wo)

457 Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:37 PM (da5Wo)


LMFAO

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:39 PM (a9Z+h)

458 NO BOOBEHS! NO POSTS!!!
*begins walking back and forth banging pots and pans together*

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:38 PM (GQ8sn)


I laughed. A LOT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:40 PM (4df7R)

459 This isn't a real protest until someone has a giant paper-mache Ace head. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2012 03:41 PM (B/VB5)

460 Okay, you know what annoys me most about my job? Besides the smug, entitled leftist attitude that hangs in the air like incense? I can't do anything until other people do what they're supposed to do first. So I sit here twiddling my thumbs. ARRRGH. This day will not END.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:41 PM (4df7R)

461 So in this last post by a screenwriter insider, is this Ace's "friend?" Is Ace outing himself, revealing his alter ego or what?

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 04, 2012 03:41 PM (7vSU0)

462 NO BOOBEHS!! NO POSTS!!!! needs to go on every thing that goes up on the blog.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:41 PM (da5Wo)

463 would Cthulhu survive an environmental impact review?
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 03:35 PM (8sCoq)


------------------------------------------------


Cthulhu's my friend because we share common interests.

Posted by: Honey Badger at December 04, 2012 03:41 PM (1tlUs)

464 Alright, one of you yahoos needs to bring me a Cinnabun. STAT.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:42 PM (5DR1j)

465 This isn't a real protest until someone has a giant paper-mache Ace head. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2012 03:41 PM (B/VB5)


What about a flea market Teddy Ruxpin dressed in a cowl and carrying a spear? Would that do on the fly?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:42 PM (4df7R)

466 A peace offering my queen?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:37 PM (da5Wo)



I say this in the spirit of peace and harmony such as is found in the NFL QBs on Facebook.


May your iphone grow tentacles and attach itself to your face via shoving a tentacle down your throat and in your ears.

Kisses!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 03:42 PM (VtjlW)

467 What about a flea market Teddy Ruxpin dressed in a cowl and carrying a spear? Would that do on the fly?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:42 PM (4df7R)


You owe me a new damn monitor.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:43 PM (da5Wo)

468 One, three, five, seven, boobehs send us straight to heaven.

NO BOOBEHS!! NO POSTS!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:43 PM (a9Z+h)

469 Cthulhu's my friend because we share common interests.
Posted by: Honey Badger at December 04, 2012 03:41 PM (1tlUs)


But I thought you didn't give a shi-

Oh.

OHHHHH.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:43 PM (4df7R)

470 458
NO BOOBEHS! NO POSTS!!!

*begins walking back and forth banging pots and pans together*



Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:38 PM (GQ8sn)



I laughed. A LOT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:40 PM (4df7R)


Well, well gentlemen! Looks like we got a scab here trying to cross our picket and post. What shall we do with her?

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:43 PM (GQ8sn)

471 May your iphone grow tentacles and attach itself to your face via shoving a tentacle down your throat and in your ears.


So what would the chest-burster spawned by an iphone be? An iMac? A Power Book?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:43 PM (5DR1j)

472 This isn't a real protest until someone has a giant paper-mache Ace head. I'm just sayin'.

You could raid every wig shop in England and not have enough hair to complete one.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 04, 2012 03:44 PM (SY2Kh)

473 Kisses!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 03:42 PM (VtjlW)



Awwww. Kisses from the Queen! Yay!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:44 PM (da5Wo)

474 He might have won but a SCOAMF is still a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 04, 2012 03:44 PM (dvRYt)

475 You owe me a new damn monitor.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 04, 2012 03:43 PM (da5Wo)


*bow* One shall be procured forthwith, as soon as it falls off the back of a reputable truck.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:44 PM (4df7R)

476 This isn't a real protest until someone has a giant paper-mache Ace head. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2012 03:41 PM (B/VB5)



Motherfucker I was just going to say that.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 03:45 PM (VtjlW)

477 Well, well gentlemen! Looks like we got a scab here trying to cross our picket and post. What shall we do with her?

If you have to ask, you're not a Moron.

IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:45 PM (a9Z+h)

478 May your iphone grow tentacles and attach itself to your face via shoving a tentacle down your throat and in your ears.

Someone's been browsing the tentacle hentai section of her local comic shop I see.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:45 PM (4df7R)

479 My prediction: Some time in the near future, after a closed door session with Mr. Obama et al, John Boehner will exit that meeting clutching a piece of paper in his hand and waving it over his head saying: "Peace in our time."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 04, 2012 03:46 PM (3E2th)

480 *bow* One shall be procured forthwith, as soon as it falls off the back of a reputable truck.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:44 PM (4df7R)



No. He does not get a new monitor. He gets a constant stream of Yanni and Enya streamed directly into his cerebral cortex via the tentacles.


*glares so hard*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 03:46 PM (VtjlW)

481 Where's ace? On the "phone" again?

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2012 03:47 PM (nQMHQ)

482 479 My prediction: Some time in the near future, after a closed door session with Mr. Obama et al, John Boehner will exit that meeting clutching a piece of paper in his hand and waving it over his head saying: "Peace in our time."

---

I've got a picture of the British version of the Munich agreement, which was on display in one of their war museums.

My photo album, in pure Monty Python fashion, describes it as "Britain's great pre-war joke".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2012 03:47 PM (e0xKF)

483 Nearly two years after Wall Street waged a successful campaign to keep consumer advocate Elizabeth Warren from running the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, the incoming senator will be tapped to serve on the Banking Committee, according to four sources familiar with the situation. It's a victory for progressives who battled to win her a seat on the panel that oversees the implementation of Dodd-Frank and other banking regulations.

Warren knocked out Republican Sen. Scott Brown of Massachusetts in the most expensive Senate contest of 2012, with Wall Street spending heavily to beat Warren, a former Harvard law professor.

Sources also told HuffPost that Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) will be named to the panel.

Warren's ascension to the panel gives her influence over regulators and the industry that non-panel members don't enjoy.


Just what we need.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 03:48 PM (79ueO)

484 No. He does not get a new monitor. He gets a constant stream of Yanni and Enya streamed directly into his cerebral cortex via the tentacles.

Talk about alien geometries! The horror!

*chooses not to mention own collection of assorted Enya albums lest it nullify some of the mystique*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:48 PM (4df7R)

485 Warren's ascension to the panel gives her influence over regulators and the industry that non-panel members don't enjoy.

She didn't build that.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:49 PM (GQ8sn)

486 On the "phone" again

Isn't that a country song?

On the "phone" again.
Just can't wait to get on the "phone" again.
Just home my credit never ends,
And I just can't wait to get on the "phone" again.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:49 PM (5DR1j)

487 I can't see the picture in the sidebar associated with rdbrewer's "douchefreude" definition, but let me guess: Bob Costas?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:50 PM (4df7R)

488 You shall not crucify BC on your cross of Yanni!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion Channeling William Jennings Bryan at December 04, 2012 03:50 PM (a9Z+h)

489 Just what we need.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2012 03:48 PM (79ueO)


Another reason why Massachusetts will be where the revolution eventually begins. There is too much stupid in that state to sustain itself.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:51 PM (4df7R)

490 *chooses not to mention own collection of assorted Enya albums lest it nullify some of the mystique*

I'll admit it. I love Enya. Shepherd Moon wasn't great, but her first (self-titled, then re-released as 'The Celts') and Watermark are some of my favorite "Don't kill your coworkers music."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:51 PM (5DR1j)

491 You shall not crucify BC on your cross of Yanni!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion Channeling William Jennings Bryan at December 04, 2012 03:50 PM (a9Z+h)



Of course I won't. That's what the minions are for.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 03:51 PM (VtjlW)

492 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:49 PM (5DR1j)



Don't ever do that again.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 04, 2012 03:53 PM (UK9cE)

493 Another reason why Massachusetts will be where the revolution eventually begins. There is too much stupid in that state to sustain itself.

I dunno. They've been going strong since 1620 with no signs of slowing down.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:53 PM (a9Z+h)

494 I'll admit it. I love Enya. Shepherd Moon wasn't great, but her first (self-titled, then re-released as 'The Celts') and Watermark are some of my favorite "Don't kill your coworkers music."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:51 PM (5DR1j)


Oh thank God. I was hoping I wasn't alone! lol! It's very nice music to listen to when you want something mellow and relaxing. And I love "The Celts." Such a good album.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:53 PM (4df7R)

495 I'm a stand by my Pharaoh man....

Posted by: Barky McFucknut at December 04, 2012 03:53 PM (BVkEs)

496 Okay, okay, fine. I withdraw the Enya. Hmmm. What to replace it with? I know, a constant loop of I Willlll Alwaaaayyyyysss Loooooveee Yoooooouuuu.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 03:55 PM (VtjlW)

497 Okay, okay, fine. I withdraw the Enya. Hmmm. What to replace it
with? I know, a constant loop of I Willlll Alwaaaayyyyysss Loooooveee
Yoooooouuuu.


No.

The Wiggles.

http://youtu.be/gB4MNu6W9sg

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:55 PM (GQ8sn)

498 I'll admit it. I love Enya. Shepherd Moon wasn't great, but her first (self-titled, then re-released as 'The Celts') and Watermark are some of my favorite "Don't kill your coworkers music."

I switched to Gregorian chant for that. People hear that coming from my office and they stay away, thinking I am in the middle of some mackarel-snapper ritual.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:56 PM (a9Z+h)

499 I dunno. They've been going strong since 1620 with no signs of slowing down.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:53 PM (a9Z+h)


I just wouldn't want to be a camel in MA right now. It's only a matter of time before its back gets broken.

Speaking of straw, while I know it's NOT straw, who here ever thought they'd be reading about people stealing big, rolled up hay bales to sell for the money? Jewelry, leather goods, clothes, equipment -- sure. Big bales of hay? It's a new world.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:56 PM (4df7R)

500 It's very nice music to listen to when you want something mellow and relaxing.

Like I said, "don't kill your coworkers" music.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:56 PM (5DR1j)

501 whitney lives on. and on. and on. and on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 04, 2012 03:56 PM (3E2th)

502
soundtracks

/enough said

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 03:57 PM (jUytm)

503 Step 1: Kill all the intellectualsAren't libs always telling us how smart they are?Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 01:37 PM (sbV1u) You see, the lefties always think that they will end up on the Central Committee giving ordersw to everyone else. What they forget is that there are any number of Trotskys out there, but there is only one Stalin. And Stalin knows how to deal with rivals.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - channeling Rico at December 04, 2012 03:57 PM (hLRSq)

504 Where's ace? On the "phone" again?
Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2012 03:47 PM (nQMHQ)


--------------------------------------------


Does Ace have an iPhone? Is Ace a *cough* hipster?

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 03:57 PM (fQ6JZ)

505 No.

The Wiggles.

http://youtu.be/gB4MNu6W9sg
Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 03:55 PM (GQ8sn)



Also acceptable.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 03:57 PM (VtjlW)

506 I had to turn my A/C on today for a bit. It's only 71, but damp.

And my stupid lemon tree thinks it is spring and is blooming like crazy.

Anyone need a couple hundred lemons? Gulf Coast, MS. I'm serious.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2012 03:57 PM (ccXZP)

507
google Cinemix

play soundtracks while you work

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 03:57 PM (jUytm)

508 OT: I need help finding a word. What word would you use to describe a situation where people, whoare fully awarethey are ignorant, react emotionally and make decisions contrary to the advise of credible experts? Thanks.

Posted by: Assburger w/Cheese at December 04, 2012 03:58 PM (yn6XZ)

509 Anyone need a couple hundred lemons? Gulf Coast, MS. I'm serious.

---

I'm game.

When life gives you lemons, find someone who's got some vodka and have a party.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2012 03:58 PM (e0xKF)

510 who here ever thought they'd be reading about people stealing big,
rolled up hay bales to sell for the money? Jewelry, leather goods,
clothes, equipment -- sure. Big bales of hay? It's a new world.


That family farm I'm looking to get going again? The last thing my grandfather did with it was raise cows to sell hay. He made enough money that he didn't have to dip into his pension (Gulf Oil) until my parents moved him and my grandmother (suffering from Alzheimer's) to live with them.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:58 PM (5DR1j)

511 Did someone mention straw?

Posted by: Rumpelstilzchen Investments GMBH at December 04, 2012 03:58 PM (rzTDZ)

512 Personally I think it was stupid to do the 6.2%/4.2% FICA. It caused nothing but problems with bookkeeping and payroll software and further puts Social Security in the hole. We've only been doing it a year so, that probably should go back to the way it was. I've got no problem with that.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 04, 2012 03:58 PM (9U1OG)

513 Big bales of hay are hard to trace once they have been processed by a cow.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2012 03:58 PM (nQMHQ)

514 I need help finding a word. What word would you use to describe a
situation where people, whoare fully awarethey are ignorant, react
emotionally and make decisions contrary to the advise of credible
experts? Thanks.


Liberalism.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 04, 2012 03:59 PM (5DR1j)

515 508 OT: I need help finding a word. What word would you use to describe a situation where people, whoare fully awarethey are ignorant, react emotionally and make decisions contrary to the advise of credible experts? Thanks.
Posted by: Assburger w/Cheese at December 04, 2012 03:58 PM (yn6XZ)


Ah, the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2012 03:59 PM (a9Z+h)

516
And my stupid lemon tree thinks it is spring and is blooming like crazy.

Waitaminute.

Life is LITERALLY giving you lemons and you don't know what to do??

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 03:59 PM (jUytm)

517 Comment strike until new post.

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 04, 2012 04:00 PM (1Y+hH)

518 I need help finding a word. What word would you use to describe a
situation where people, whoare fully awarethey are ignorant, react
emotionally and make decisions contrary to the advise of credible
experts?


Moron.


Posted by: EC at December 04, 2012 04:00 PM (GQ8sn)

519 Straw has been in short supply since the election. It seems we lost millions of strawmen to Obama, and what has been reffered to in the straw community as "The Terrors".

Posted by: Jollyroger at December 04, 2012 04:00 PM (t06LC)

520 Does Ace have an iPhone? Is Ace a *cough* hipster?

I dunno. That was his excuse yesterday during a long posting drought.

Posted by: Ronster at December 04, 2012 04:00 PM (nQMHQ)

521 There's no savings in storing a motorcycle for the winter. The reduced premium is offset by the storage fee. It's actually cheaper to NOT store a motorcycle.

FYI


just wear more stuff

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 04:01 PM (8sCoq)

522 519 Straw has been in short supply since the election. It seems we lost millions of strawmen to Obama, and what has been reffered to in the straw community as "The Terrors".

---

Not the "Strawpocalypse", since so many of them have been burned up?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2012 04:01 PM (e0xKF)

523
What word would you use to describe a
situation where people, whoare fully awarethey are ignorant, react emotionally and make decisions contrary to the advise of credible experts?


Faculty.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 04:01 PM (jUytm)

524 Jets: Multimillion dollar flying machines designed by PhDs, Piloted by Master Degrees and maintained by HS diplomas.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2012 04:01 PM (I7O5y)

525
506...And my stupid lemon tree thinks it is spring and is blooming like crazy.

Same sort of thing going on here in OK....trees are putting out new leaves like it's spring, bulbs sprouting up.
Not good.
We get some of our worst cold weather in February.

Posted by: wheatie at December 04, 2012 04:01 PM (CM59X)

526 509 >> I'm game.

Okay, Brandon. Shoot me an email to raiseya11 at yahoo dot com.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2012 04:02 PM (ccXZP)

527
as in college faculty

Posted by: soothsayer at December 04, 2012 04:02 PM (jUytm)

528 When life gives you lemons, find someone who's got some vodka and have a party.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2012 03:58 PM (e0xKF)



I don't think you want to tell the Horde that you are planning a lemon party.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 04, 2012 04:03 PM (VtjlW)

529 >What word would you use to describe a

situation where people, whoare fully awarethey are ignorant, react
emotionally and make decisions contrary to the advise of credible
experts?



I was gonna say 'voters' but you said 'aware they are ignorant', which at least 51% of voters are not

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 04:03 PM (8sCoq)

530 and make decisions contrary to the advise of credible experts? Thanks.
Posted by: Assburger w/Cheese at December 04, 2012 03:58 PM (yn6XZ)

Childish, or irrational.

Posted by: Invictus at December 04, 2012 04:04 PM (OQpzc)

531 An endlessly long, aimless thread and I haven't seen one "let it burn" yet.

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 04:05 PM (fQ6JZ)

532 I switched to Gregorian chant for that.
====== listen to Enigma?

And in german news...Berlin displaying egyptian treasures of neferwhatshername and refuses to return to egypt - so to which country has Zahi Hawass fled?

Posted by: eurw at December 04, 2012 04:05 PM (CH/UX)

533 526 509 >> I'm game.

Okay, Brandon. Shoot me an email to raiseya11 at yahoo dot com.

---

Sent.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2012 04:05 PM (e0xKF)

534 524
Jets: Multimillion dollar flying machines designed by PhDs, Piloted by Master Degrees and maintained by HS diplomas.


Posted by: Roland THTG at December 04, 2012 04:01 PM

Jets: Div 2 NCAA players dressed up in NFL uniforms

Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2012 04:06 PM (wwsoB)

535 Oh thank God. I was hoping I wasn't alone! lol! It's
very nice music to listen to when you want something mellow and
relaxing. And I love "The Celts." Such a good album.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at December 04, 2012 03:53 PM (4df7R)

I also like Deuter and Cusco to mellow me out.Especially after the election.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 04, 2012 04:06 PM (mETGQ)

536 Bahahahahahahahahahahahahapple.

Posted by: Hipster that thinks Apple is the greatest ever at December 04, 2012 04:07 PM (UK9cE)

537 Same sort of thing going on here in OK....trees are putting out new leaves like it's spring, bulbs sprouting up.Not good. We get some of our worst cold weather in February.
Posted by: wheatie at December 04, 2012 04:01 PM (CM59X)


-----------------------------------------


It's supposed to get cold here next week. Half-assed arctic front coming through. Might snow in the northwest part of OK.

Posted by: Soona at December 04, 2012 04:07 PM (fQ6JZ)

538 533 Got it. Replying now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2012 04:08 PM (ccXZP)

539
Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2012 02:16 PM (I2LwF)

Hey Truman-

You left out one:http://tinyurl.com/d397fxe

Posted by: DaveinNC at December 04, 2012 04:09 PM (boNGU)

540 Let em try to blow up the Pyramids. They'll fail and look stupider. Great opportunity for some Joo Work Accidents.

Posted by: DaveA at December 04, 2012 04:12 PM (Xefrb)

541 Thanks, GnuBreed.

I'll figure out when I can schedule a trip out your way.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2012 04:16 PM (e0xKF)

542 http://tinyurl.com/ala63et (jpost)

Hamas tells Fatah: Let’s fight Israel together


Speaking at a rally
for Hamas supporters in Gaza City, Zahar said, “Our hands are extended to Fatah
to join the program of [armed] resistance and the liberation of
Palestine.”
Addressing Fatah, he added, “Come and join the program of
resistance and stop wasting your time and effort. Let’s join hands and carry the
rifle together.”


“They no longer see our people as
terrorists and murderers who have no respect for women and children and who only
love blood,” Zahar said. “Westerners came to the Gaza Strip and saw that we are
among the most civilized people.”


allahman left and allahman right, come on ya stupid dummy get yer right step right

Posted by: Rumpelstilzchen Investments GMBH at December 04, 2012 04:17 PM (rzTDZ)

543 dumb sock

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 04, 2012 04:19 PM (rzTDZ)

544 they need to send in UN troops to protect the pyramids

Behold the awesome power of the Blue Helmet

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 04, 2012 04:19 PM (8sCoq)

545 I have always (half-jokingly) thought that the UN should hire its own soldiers; maybe recruit Gurkhas, or evenstart something similar to the French Foreign Legion, but then I realized that the UN cannot even produce a half-way decent Christmas card, so trying to put together an army would be an even bigger clusterfuck.

Posted by: DaveinNC at December 04, 2012 04:28 PM (boNGU)

546 #`152 Thank you, Captain Hate, for your apology. I appreciate the non-weasel style and accept it as a true apology.

So I am fine and will not harass you. You don't have to like the royals. (You DO have to love that they snubbed Obama when they came tot he US, though. HA!)

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 04, 2012 04:37 PM (GoIUi)






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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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