Evening Open Thread

Sorry, had one phone call after another.

Updated [DiT]: We'll make it a two-fer. MNF, Giants and Redskins.

I hate them both, so whatever.

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Posted by: Ace at 07:41 PM



Comments

1 You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 03, 2012 07:43 PM (bfycu)

2 Yeah, sorry about that. I swear some guy told me it was Kate Upton's number, and I thought you were covering for her.

Posted by: Splunge at December 03, 2012 07:43 PM (2IW5Q)

3 He has a number???

Posted by: sTevo at December 03, 2012 07:43 PM (VMcEw)

4
Ground - floor opportunity! Be your own boss! Open up a neighborhood "Bob Costas Shrimp" franchise!

Posted by: Franchise Opportunity! at December 03, 2012 07:43 PM (wIgpo)

5 Man you guys are slow.

Posted by: harleycowb at December 03, 2012 07:44 PM (wSTfB)

6
Remember when government was honest?

Me neither.

Posted by: Invictus at December 03, 2012 07:44 PM (OQpzc)

7 I got an urgent call me when you get home text from Boy BFF. Guess who is now not answering his phone? Soon I shall perfect the ability to smack via telepathy. Soon.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 07:44 PM (Gk3SS)

8 Sit a spell..... oh never mind.

Posted by: seamrog at December 03, 2012 07:44 PM (m5+nh)

9 Phones? Never heard of them.


Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 03, 2012 07:45 PM (wR+pz)

10 This thread has the content of my brain.

Posted by: barak oblammo at December 03, 2012 07:45 PM (xoSgg)

11 Did anyone murder anyone else's girlfriend because your Glock makes you a worse person?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 03, 2012 07:45 PM (Lxw+T)

12 I looked over the list of FBS teams and I still can't figure out which one I'm missing.

Gonna make a spreadsheet tonight.

Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 07:45 PM (I2LwF)

13 Serrano meets Obama

http://bit.ly/R2IqKC

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 03, 2012 07:46 PM (Lxw+T)

14 1 That's not an expression!

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2012 07:47 PM (9XBK2)

15 Gonna make a spreadsheet tonight.

There's an answer Pinky never expected.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 03, 2012 07:47 PM (bfycu)

16 Hey...I started on that Totally Wicked Tornado eGo-C yesterday at your suggestion, Ace. Totally shocked that it totally works! I am was a heavy smoker and only had a couple of cigarettes yesterday, and none today. I have previously tried everything to stop smoking. This is incredible.

Really stops the cravings...I've had none--and I haven't even had the urge to kill someone.

Thank you Ace. Seriously.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 03, 2012 07:48 PM (ILwW0)

17 12 Western Kentucky?

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2012 07:48 PM (9XBK2)

18 I'm starting to think the secret ObamaCare cost cutting method is to have SCOAMF keep saying/doing stupid shit til all us conservatives stroke/cardiac arrest out.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at December 03, 2012 07:49 PM (K1JW0)

19 I looked over the list of FBS teams and I still can't figure out which one I'm missing.

Gonna make a spreadsheet tonight.


The FCS has the only true national champion.

No playoffs! No peace!

(I'm rooting for the North Dakota State Frakkers!)

Posted by: AmishDude at December 03, 2012 07:49 PM (xSegX)

20 Yeah,can't have a true championship until some 3 or 4 loss team gets hot in the playoffs.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2012 07:51 PM (9XBK2)

21 I got nutten

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 03, 2012 07:51 PM (8sCoq)

22 Aren't there 8 FBS schools in Florida alone? Maybe one from there?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 07:51 PM (Gk3SS)

23 http://tinyurl.com/cdcp9yl (USA.gov)

Scary Rumors about the World Ending in 2012 Are Just Rumors




USA.gov? really

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at December 03, 2012 07:51 PM (rzTDZ)

24 I just signed an offer letter to be a VP in a startup. W00t! (sometimes title matters)

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 03, 2012 07:52 PM (/1U3u)

25 ah man - now I'm hooked on Adam Carolla. Thanks a lot Ace. I'm sure this will greatly improve my brain and general well-being... FFS.

Posted by: adc at December 03, 2012 07:52 PM (GJ8A3)

26 "Ooops! That dead-Irish-woman-denied-life-saving-abortion story didn’t happen as reported." (h/t Five Feet of Fury)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2012 07:52 PM (jPVBi)

27
I just signed an offer letter to be a VP in a startup. W00t! (sometimes title matters)





Posted by: Golan Globus at December 03, 2012 07:52 PM (/1U3u)



Huzzah! *tosses confetti*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 07:53 PM (Gk3SS)

28 Yeah,can't have a true championship until some 3 or 4 loss team gets hot in the playoffs.

If you can't win the tourney, get on the gurney.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 03, 2012 07:53 PM (xSegX)

29 Give him a break. It's tough when you have to walk to the train station to get your calls.

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 03, 2012 07:54 PM (1Y+hH)

30 It's open, but not wide open.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, going for the softballs at December 03, 2012 07:54 PM (z9HTb)

31 Huzzah! *tosses confetti*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 7:53 PM (Gk3SS)


I start after the new year, so if that Mayan calendar thing happens, that's gonna suck.

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 03, 2012 07:54 PM (/1U3u)

32 Sorry, had one phone call after another.

That's two phone calls. Was the rest spent fapping?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2012 07:54 PM (QKKT0)

33 Q. What year was it that the US no longer considered Chemical Weapons the in the same Category of WMDs as Nuclear Weapons.

A. 2013, when the Obama administration did nothing except talk when Syria used Chemical Weapons.

Posted by: Trivial Pursuit Answer, Year 2302 at December 03, 2012 07:55 PM (lZBBB)

34 The world can't end,Lord Barky got himself 4 more years to fuck things up and play golf.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2012 07:56 PM (9XBK2)

35 How many of you assholes have guns?

Posted by: Jason Whitless at December 03, 2012 07:56 PM (gBuIk)

36 I had a kid ask me what a pay phone was last night. Made me feel like the fossil I am.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 03, 2012 07:56 PM (jucos)

37 trevon
jovan

Is this one of them Jumbles?

Posted by: linguist at December 03, 2012 07:56 PM (m5+nh)

38 got an urgent call me when you get home text from Boy BFF. Guess who is now not answering his phone? Soon I shall perfect the ability to smack via telepathy. Soon.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 07:44 PM (Gk3SS__________ ___________ ____ ___________ I know that frustration so well. Bless your heart (in the good way).

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 03, 2012 07:57 PM (1Y+hH)

39 17 12 Western Kentucky?
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2012 07:48 PM (9XBK2)


Nope, got the Hilltoppers.

They should go to the MAC since they are in the same city as Bowling Green.

Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 07:57 PM (I2LwF)

40 I had a kid ask me what a pay phone was last night. Made me feel like the fossil I am.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 03, 2012 07:56 PM (jucos)

Tell the little bastard it's what his parents do, PAY, so that he can run around with a fancy cell phone!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2012 07:59 PM (79ueO)

41 Truman, is this for your super conferences thingy?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 07:59 PM (Gk3SS)

42 Fun rant at zerohedge (yeah, I know, ZH)

http://bit.ly/R2JNsN

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 03, 2012 07:59 PM (Lxw+T)

43 How many of you assholes have guns?

I'm thinking of getting one just to make Bob Costas weep like Veruca Salt.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 03, 2012 08:00 PM (Lxw+T)

44 What is this 'phone'? Some kind of 20th century, "my dad usedta" deal?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 03, 2012 08:01 PM (qvify)

45 Golan Globus
Congratulations

Posted by: harleycowb at December 03, 2012 08:02 PM (wSTfB)

46 Funniest thing I ever saw was my two nieces, ages 10 and 12, trying to use a dial telephone at my sister's farmhouse.

Posted by: Miss Marple at December 03, 2012 08:02 PM (GoIUi)

47 Actually my Mossberg does make me a bad person... Every time I pick it up, I feel the urge to shoot. To stalk instead of walk away. To shoot some turkey down for nothing more than his loud music.

I know one thing. If I didn't have that Mossberg last week; that turkey and his buddy would still be alive.

Posted by: Tocquevillian at December 03, 2012 08:02 PM (iuY0Y)

48 What is this 'phone'? Some kind of 20th century, "my dad usedta" deal?

Me, I like saying "What's a newspaper?"

Because...it won't be long...

Posted by: AmishDude at December 03, 2012 08:02 PM (xSegX)

49 How many of you assholes have guns?
Most likely everone that has ever posted here.

Posted by: harleycowb at December 03, 2012 08:03 PM (wSTfB)

50 'The United States Office of Strategic Services prepared a psychological profile report during the war describing Adolf Hitler’s method for controlling the minds of the German masses:

“His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.”
'

Tell me this isn't an accurate description of Obama's approach in cahoots with the MFM.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 03, 2012 08:03 PM (Lxw+T)

51 41 Truman, is this for your super conferences thingy?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 07:59 PM (Gk3SS)


Yeah. I get stuck on minutia way too often. Andthis is seriously minutia.

Btw Alex, I will also congratulate you on your letter. Thank you for that.

Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 08:03 PM (PD2Gi)

52 31 I start after the new year, so if that Mayan calendar thing happens, that's gonna suck.

--------

No it won't. You won't be around to notice.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 03, 2012 08:03 PM (NmR1a)

53 I tell you what, I'm not going to get all ButtHurt over the flack I've been taking over my ignorant, pathetic comments on gun control during half time of a fucking NFL football game.

Nope, I'm gonna take it like a man and admit....

YEAH!! FAT CHANCE you troglodyte, knuckle dragging pricks!!! Me and Whitlock, my homie, are gonna do a presser and stick it to you killahs!!!


Posted by: Bob 'Olberman' Costas at December 03, 2012 08:04 PM (A5Abh)

54 Dang! Where'd the picture come from? It wasn't there a second ago.

Posted by: harleycowb at December 03, 2012 08:04 PM (wSTfB)

55 Replacement/early Christmas present compy is now operational. Think of this as my John McClane "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho." moment.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at December 03, 2012 08:04 PM (aozUR)

56 Oh, and I deliberately cornholed Godwin's Law with a grin.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 03, 2012 08:04 PM (Lxw+T)

57 44 What is this 'phone'? Some kind of 20th century, "my dad usedta" deal?

--------

Mrs. Chronda and I were talking about this just last night. Figure it won't be long until kids don't know what a landline is.

Grandpa: Gosh, Johnny, I remember when you had to plug the phones into the wall.
Johnny: You mean like a sync cable, grandpa?

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 03, 2012 08:05 PM (NmR1a)

58 Yeah. I get stuck on minutia way too often. Andthis is seriously minutia.




Maybe, but now I really want to know who you're missing.



Btw Alex, I will also congratulate you on your letter. Thank you for that.


You're welcome. I just get really tired of people who refuse to face the implications of their positions trying to act as if they have the moral high ground.


I'm the only one who gets to do that.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 08:06 PM (Gk3SS)

59 43 I'm thinking of getting one just to make Bob Costas weep like Veruca Salt.

--------

I want a feast. I want a *bean* feast.

Posted by: Bob Costas at December 03, 2012 08:06 PM (NmR1a)

60 Look at those dang elbows!

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 03, 2012 08:07 PM (/1U3u)

61 How many of you assholes have guns?

Most likely everone that has ever posted here.


Posted by: harleycowb at December 03, 2012 08:03 PM (wSTfB)


Nah.... we have our share of TROLLS.....

Posted by: Self evident comment... at December 03, 2012 08:07 PM (lZBBB)

62 I just get really tired of people who refuse to face the implications of their positions trying to act as if they have the moral high ground.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 08:06 PM (Gk3SS)


You must be *exhausted*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 03, 2012 08:07 PM (bxiXv)

63 See! See how the regular pom poms are better than the hand poms!


The important thing here is that I'm right.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 08:07 PM (Gk3SS)

64 I see a Mossberg in my crystal ball.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 03, 2012 08:08 PM (Lxw+T)

65
http://www.typhoon2000.ph/
People are dying right now as this cat 5 storm made landfall in the Philippines about an hour ago. Never has a typhoon landed so far south in the western hemisphere. My wife is having a prayer-vigil with her friends. We have a report that one of our friends mom's home in Davao is leveled. Davao is 80 miles south of the eyewall....Pray for these people, please.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 03, 2012 08:08 PM (pPjld)

66 36 I had a kid ask me what a pay phone was last night. Made me feel like the fossil I am.

----------

There are these two mysteriously shaped metal posts next to the entrance of my local grocery store. I puzzled over them for quite a while before I realized that they used to be phone booths.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 03, 2012 08:08 PM (NmR1a)

67 Assholes with guns are loose cannons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2012 08:10 PM (QKKT0)

68 63
See! See how the regular pom poms are better than the hand poms!
The important thing here is that I'm right.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 08:07 PM (Gk3SS)

See what?? Hell, that elbow did serious damage to my on good eye.

Posted by: Portnoy Ruler of the 4th Pool at December 03, 2012 08:10 PM (A5Abh)

69 You must be *exhausted*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 03, 2012 08:07 PM (bxiXv)



I am! I'm going to take to my fainting couch. Quick, someone fetch me some tea. The special kind. With extra Val U Rite.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 08:10 PM (Gk3SS)

70
That might be the perfect girl.

You are obviously a man of taste and breeding, Dave.

Posted by: Invictus at December 03, 2012 08:12 PM (OQpzc)

71 Zero Hedge is fine as long as you don't read the comments.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at December 03, 2012 08:12 PM (q177U)

72 I have never owned a firearm. I probably never will, since I don't trust my wife to stay on her meds.

Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 08:12 PM (PD2Gi)

73 My Grandfather used to give his telephone number as Melrose3-****. Technology has advanced at a redonkulous pace in my lifetime.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 03, 2012 08:13 PM (jucos)

74 That sort of flexibility makes my tongue sore.

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2012 08:13 PM (d8K+M)

75 I am! I'm going to take to my fainting couch. Quick, someone fetch me some tea. The special kind. With extra Val U Rite.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 08:10 PM (Gk3SS)


La Madameoiselle LeChick, here we 'ave for you our finest freshly-brewed exotic tea, served with a *fresh* bottle of Valu-Rite, two shot glasses and a box of Timbits!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 03, 2012 08:13 PM (bxiXv)

76 Gee, wonder who the Cowboys are rooting for?

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 03, 2012 08:13 PM (BVkEs)

77 that elbow is like a taunt at adolescent males: "you'll put your eye out"

Posted by: Frank G at December 03, 2012 08:13 PM (cJqu0)

78 It won't be easy to get the Christmas spirit this year.

Posted by: linguist at December 03, 2012 08:14 PM (m5+nh)

79 What kind of uniform is that? Is Mary Ann a cheerleader now? Is Ginger just outside the frame?

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2012 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

80 Is that a Redskin's cheerleader? I don't see any track marks or scars, so probably not.

Posted by: Icedog at December 03, 2012 08:16 PM (PTS+l)

81 78
It won't be easy to get the Christmas spirit this year.

---

Yeah, it sucks that Rudolph died.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 03, 2012 08:16 PM (BVkEs)

82 That cheerleader is much taller than Bobby Costas.
Prolly weighs more too.

Posted by: linguist at December 03, 2012 08:16 PM (m5+nh)

83 I am! I'm going to take to my fainting couch. Quick, someone fetch me some tea. The special kind. With extra Val U Rite.

the doctor is in.

Posted by: Treatment of hysteria at December 03, 2012 08:16 PM (pPjld)

84 How many of you assholes have guns?

Posted by: Jason Whitless


Come on over and find out.

Posted by: dogfish at December 03, 2012 08:16 PM (N2yhW)

85 the doctor is in.

Posted by: Treatment of hysteria at December 03, 2012 08:16 PM (pPjld)



Good thing I found a new way through the power plant fences.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 08:17 PM (Gk3SS)

86 It won't be easy to get the Christmas spirit this year.

I'll be getting into the Christmas spirits.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 03, 2012 08:18 PM (bfycu)

87 AtC, read your open letter, excellent rant. A little less stompy than I expected, but pretty much exactly what I said to Cougar last night when I heard that demented midget.

If I ever get the notion to hurt a woman, or a weak little beta-male leftist, I don't need a frigging gun. They will need one if they expect to survive the encounter. (would never happen, at least as far as women go, beta-male leftists, maybe)

And way to go for making the main page!

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 03, 2012 08:18 PM (Ai+tZ)

88 "Tom Brady and his brother Peyton...." - Steve Young.
Um, yeah. I'm sure that Joe Montana wouldn't say something that ..... Strange.

Posted by: Urban Achiever at December 03, 2012 08:19 PM (du4Zi)

89 Got a sudden urge to start wearing an eyepatch

Posted by: fluffy at December 03, 2012 08:20 PM (z9HTb)

90
I found this interesting. Sounds like Jovan was always a jerk.

http://tinyurl.com/d9zvlcl


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2012 08:20 PM (n/ubI)

91 How many of you assholes have guns? Oh wait. You said assholes. That would just be me. Does a BB gun count?

Posted by: harleycowb at December 03, 2012 08:20 PM (wSTfB)

92 What a back arch!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2012 08:21 PM (BAS5M)

93 really

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2012 08:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

94 It won't be easy to get the Christmas spirit this year.
==========
I'll be getting into the Christmas spirits.


The backstroke is recommended.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 03, 2012 08:22 PM (Lxw+T)

95 How about that Javon terrorized my family piece over at Drudge?

It's unverified, but someone certainly hated him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 08:23 PM (piMMO)

96 link

http://bit.ly/Vh9wt5

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 08:23 PM (piMMO)

97 Come on over and find out.
Posted by: dogfish at December 03, 2012 08:16 PM (N2yhW)

b-lazer is that you

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2012 08:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

98 Truman,here are a few others(some I forgot until I looked).Massachusetts,Texas-San Antonio,Texas State,South Alabama,Arkansas State.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2012 08:23 PM (9XBK2)

99 If anyone missed this bit of news today, here is a laugh for you. Biden is meeting with donors for a 2016 run! That man needs mental help. I didn't read that anyone gave him any. It's too soon, but Biden is a joke.

Posted by: CarolT at December 03, 2012 08:24 PM (z4WKX)

100 92
What a back arch!

-----

Flexibility comes to mind.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 03, 2012 08:24 PM (BVkEs)

101 24
I just signed an offer letter to be a VP in a startup. W00t! (sometimes title matters)





Posted by: Golan Globus

Congratulations! I join AtC in throwing confetti!

Posted by: Dianna at December 03, 2012 08:25 PM (mKMj1)

102 Could very well be the perfect Cheerleader.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 03, 2012 08:25 PM (jucos)

103 AtC, read your open letter, excellent rant. A little less stompy than I
expected, but pretty much exactly what I said to Cougar last night when
I heard that demented midget.



As I said this morning, you can tell I'm truly upset when there's no swears. The less the profanity and the more formal the language, the closer I am to sticking a shiv in your kidney.



In other news, am excite! My kindle 2d gen died on Sunday but when I called Amazon they said no problem they'd still honor the extended warranty. Just got the email that the replacement kindle keyboard is going out tomorrow and I should have it be Wednesday. Now to decide what to name it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 08:25 PM (Gk3SS)

104 How about that Javon terrorized my family piece over at Drudge?

It's unverified, but someone certainly hated him.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 08:23 PM (piMMO)

I believe I read black athletes that commit murder suicides are also have unimpeachable moral authority and are also victims of gun culture. quit racisting

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2012 08:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

105 Oh come on. She's not that hot.
She's not. No.
Ok, I would, and I'd enjoy the hell out of it.
But really, wouldn'tjust a wee bit more on her be better?

Posted by: Gerry at December 03, 2012 08:25 PM (UmkDS)

106 Biden could win in 2016

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 03, 2012 08:26 PM (jucos)

107 In other news, am excite! My kindle 2d gen died on Sunday but when I called Amazon they said no problem they'd still honor the extended warranty. Just got the email that the replacement kindle keyboard is going out tomorrow and I should have it be Wednesday. Now to decide what to name it.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 08:25 PM (Gk3SS)

did your kindle go on its own or did it take an ipad or smartphone with it ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2012 08:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

108 AtC should be called to testify before a congressional hearing. Very compelling story.

Posted by: CraigPoe at December 03, 2012 08:27 PM (BVkEs)

109 Nice recovery from the dresses of yesterday...but I'm still lusting over the lovely buttock(s) of Saturday

Posted by: Barry S at December 03, 2012 08:27 PM (FEYJd)

110 103 Amazon has always been good to me,they seem to actually care about customers.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2012 08:28 PM (9XBK2)

111 I believe she's what is referred to as a spinner.

Posted by: linguist at December 03, 2012 08:28 PM (m5+nh)

112 If I am ever in charge of investigating crimes I am making a note to start looking at people who's names end in "avon". may or may not have a relation to pink caddys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2012 08:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

113 My Grandfather used to give his telephone number as Melrose3-****.

I really don't think you have to block it out. Nobody has the equipment to call it anymore.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 03, 2012 08:29 PM (xSegX)

114 Biden is meeting with donors for a 2016 run! That man needs mental help.

It would sure be nice if we had someone who could beat him.

I foresee another historic first. America's First Retarded President.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2012 08:30 PM (QKKT0)

115 I foresee another historic first. America's First Retarded President.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2012 08:30 PM (QKKT0)

only way biden could be elected president is in a special election.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2012 08:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

116 before it's all over Obama may claim the first retard title. Give him time.......

Posted by: linguist at December 03, 2012 08:31 PM (m5+nh)

117 I foresee another historic first. America's First Retarded President.


****

Where the hell is EOJ???!!!!!


We need to run Corky!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 08:32 PM (piMMO)

118 did your kindle go on its own or did it take an ipad or smartphone with it ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2012 08:27 PM (Z9EHQ)



Nope, went down on it's own. The screen got stuck on the screen saver. Top half is stuck, bottom half is fine. I was able to hook it up to the computer and back it up and then do a reformat on it with no problem.


Now that I think about it, this is the second kindle Amazon's replaced for me. The kindle dx had a wonky button and Amazon replaced it with no crap about well you must have spilled something on it.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 03, 2012 08:33 PM (Gk3SS)

119 I foresee another historic first. America's First Retarded President.

Ding! Fries are done.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 03, 2012 08:34 PM (Lxw+T)

120 Biden could win in 2016
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 03, 2012 08:26 PM (judos)

Do you think the idiots that voted for TFG would come out for Biden? I don't want to be racist, but I expect that many that came out to vote for TFG will sit it out in 2016.

Posted by: CarolT at December 03, 2012 08:34 PM (z4WKX)

121 Come on. Say it with me in 2016.

President Hilaria Baldwin.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows being American means free rubbers and gun control at December 03, 2012 08:36 PM (Lxw+T)

122 Teh JEF is a retard. Slow Joe is a Super Special Retard

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 03, 2012 08:36 PM (jucos)

123 I see Earnhardt Jr. is at the game. He roots for the Skins. He should know better.

Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2012 08:40 PM (nQMHQ)

124 Biden has no idea that he was selected as impeachment insurance. Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree.

Posted by: linguist at December 03, 2012 08:40 PM (m5+nh)

125 Dang Ace!! And I was just about to compliment you on your Belcher treatise!! I love RG3!!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 03, 2012 08:40 PM (1k4dd)

126 I basically need Victor Cruz to outscore Pierre Garcon to avoid 0-3 this week.

Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2012 08:41 PM (gBuIk)

127 Maybe some one already brought this up...but Jason Whitless was on the radio yesterday and said, "The NRA is the modern KKK" ....they "put guns and drugs into black neighborhoods so they'll kill each other". ...trying to stretch out his 15 mins.

Posted by: Icedog at December 03, 2012 08:41 PM (PTS+l)

128 At this point I believe anyone could be elected POTUS as long as there is a D after his/her name.

Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2012 08:42 PM (nQMHQ)

129 At this point I believe anyone could be elected POTUS as long as there is a D after his/her name.
Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2012 08:42 PM (nQMHQ)

If Romney were mor machivellian he would have primaried zero.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2012 08:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

130 They "win" the election and just can't help themselves continuing to stir racial pot.

I think they want a class war.

Posted by: linguist at December 03, 2012 08:44 PM (m5+nh)

131 Oops, meant outscore by 20 points.

Posted by: logprof knows no one else cares about his fantasy teams but so what at December 03, 2012 08:45 PM (gBuIk)

132 Oh, logprof, I care. I really do.

Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2012 08:47 PM (nQMHQ)

133
First day back from T'giving vacation and I asked my co-worker, "So, Dave how are the kids?" He harumphed, said "They're CHILDREN not young goats!!"

I smiled, disgustedly, and said "How are those little bastards of yours, Dave?" It got a little chilly in the office this morning. He's not my boss but he wants to be. Harumph, harumph.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at December 03, 2012 08:49 PM (unDG7)

134 98 Truman,here are a few others(some I forgot until I looked).Massachusetts,Texas-San Antonio,Texas State,South Alabama,Arkansas State.
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2012 08:23 PM (9XBK2)

Yep, UMass Tx State and UTSA all joined this year, for a total of 123. South Alabama joins in 2013. I don't know when Ark State joined but I have them accounted for.

Maybe I should re-count the 122 I have... There may actually be 123 there.

Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 08:49 PM (I2LwF)

135 Charlotte 49ers joining next year too. Old Dominion in 2015.

Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 08:52 PM (I2LwF)

136 Something must have happened in Charlotte in '49, but I'll be damned what it was.

Trivia: Ottawa has a minor leavue baseball team called the 67s. The Mustangs of Las Vegas are also called the '51s. The Albequerque minor league baseball team is the Isotopes, after the fictional Simpson's team of the same name.

Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 08:54 PM (I2LwF)

137 Brandeis (?) I think are he Diplomats- the only mascot rooting for a peaceful solution to a sporting contest.

Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 08:55 PM (I2LwF)

138 Franklin and Marshall are the Diplomats.

Posted by: Truman North at December 03, 2012 08:58 PM (I2LwF)

139 Ottawa's baseball team the 67's may refer to Expo '67 in Montreal.

Posted by: linguist at December 03, 2012 08:58 PM (m5+nh)

140 I do believe my DVRreceiver is about to shit its pants. Screen goes black for no reason.

Posted by: Ronster at December 03, 2012 09:00 PM (nQMHQ)

141 The Vegas Mustangs a.k.a the 51's refer to the number of states that Obama carried in 2012 election, he only lost 6.

Posted by: linguist at December 03, 2012 09:01 PM (m5+nh)

142 Junior high cheerleaders? Have we sunk that low? I mean, does this girl even have a learners permit? She's all of what, 14?

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at December 03, 2012 09:02 PM (p4U6S)

143 @114


I foresee another historic first. America's First Retarded President.



wazzup

Posted by: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at December 03, 2012 09:15 PM (EZl54)

144 Bendy this one is, nice and bendy.

Posted by: I like'm bendy at December 03, 2012 09:23 PM (LFN8n)

145 This cheerleader has a navel that could swallow a schooner.

Posted by: Fabio Escobar at December 03, 2012 10:05 PM (tG9V9)

146 Glistening peach fuzz torso

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at December 03, 2012 10:10 PM (ZRoGl)

147 The match-up next Presidential election will be Rubio vs Hillary. A Hispanic vs a Woman. Hillary wins and then for poetic justice divorces Bill a week before the inauguration. Cause this is no longer about a great country, this is all about the legacy of Narcissistic Emperor Kings

Posted by: Jehu at December 03, 2012 10:25 PM (cSD32)

148 Holy Mother of G*d! I could found a dynasty with her!

Posted by: Thorvald at December 03, 2012 11:41 PM (1V6Pv)

149 Not gonna lie. I would crawl through fire and over broken glass for a night with that cheerleader.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at December 04, 2012 10:53 AM (OQHM+)

150 This prepubescent with pom poms is a little short in the "lung" department. Throw her back in the pond until she grows up.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 04, 2012 12:33 PM (oe1aw)

151 That cheerleader looks like she's trying to pull a very long hair out of her arse. That's just not flattering.

Posted by: whobewut at December 04, 2012 03:05 PM (W5c4e)

152 If there is grass on the field then play ball

Posted by: errhead at December 06, 2012 04:03 AM (zyDUw)






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