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@JohnEkdahl sent this hilarious video. A guy leaving a voicemail witnesses a car wreck.

Posted by: rdbrewer at 04:30 PM



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1 Holy fucking shit Colts!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 02, 2012 04:31 PM (Gk3SS)

2 Beware of little old ladies driving to church.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2012 04:35 PM (z9HTb)

3 Holy fucking shit Rams!

Posted by: olddog at December 02, 2012 04:35 PM (Zf0wz)

4 Stomach hurts. Wiping tears of laughter. Thanks!

Posted by: Deli LLama at December 02, 2012 04:35 PM (lGu1O)

5 Hoax. How does he know what version of the Bible it is?

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 04:35 PM (/1U3u)

6 Well. There are many uses for the Good Book. I guess beating the hell out of a guy who clips your car when running through a red light can now be added.

God bless that poor guy-he thought he was something, and the Golden Girls showed him he wasn't.

Posted by: moki at December 02, 2012 04:35 PM (wi/sM)

7 Oh, and btw, Army is going to beat Navy next weekend!

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 04:35 PM (/1U3u)

8 5
Hoax. How does he know what version of the Bible it is?


yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.

still funny though.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 04:36 PM (d/5qf)

9 Howbout them Lions!!!!

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 04:36 PM (I2LwF)

10 Hoax. How does he know what version of the Bible it is?


He's just guessing. And you are probably right.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2012 04:36 PM (z9HTb)

11 And I have a ton of filet mignon wrapped in bacon that got thawed so I have to grill it all tonight. Hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 04:36 PM (/1U3u)

12 GG, hope you have proper assistance consuming it. Or aluminum foil.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2012 04:38 PM (z9HTb)

13 That guy has the best laugh in the whole world. Excellent transcript too, with all the coughing and gasping included! So funny. I really enjoyed that.

Posted by: Mongerel at December 02, 2012 04:38 PM (YqWfw)

14 Don't mess with the grannies.

Posted by: Kanakonosuke at December 02, 2012 04:39 PM (0ptuM)

15 @12 yes to both

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 04:39 PM (/1U3u)

16 Ran the red light and hit someone. That's an automatic 10 point violation here.

Posted by: Vic at December 02, 2012 04:39 PM (YdQQY)

17

LOL, tears of laughter.

Thanks rd!

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 02, 2012 04:40 PM (LpQbZ)

18 As to the filet mignon, Let It Burn is not in effect. Repeat, Let It Burn is not in effect.

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 04:41 PM (/1U3u)

19 Wow, the early games were unkind to my picks.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 04:41 PM (hO9ad)

20

Your IP address (174.141.208.99) has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email.

good, we needed a fresh football thread

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 04:41 PM (Y4TdB)

21
Heh, that was great. Too bad he didn't have a video of it, although his description is side-splitting.

Go Granny, go Granny, go Granny, go!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 02, 2012 04:42 PM (yiIja)

22 really? a 3+ minute voicemail? Funny, but I think it's contrived... for laughs and hits on yootoobe..

Posted by: Yip at December 02, 2012 04:43 PM (/jHWN)

23 @20 Kansas?

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 04:44 PM (/1U3u)

24

Id like to see Ben Rothlibuefrg get in the game so he can get another concussion.

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 04:44 PM (vyPsz)

25 I seriously don't care if its fake, I have tears streaming done my face!

Posted by: Mrsp at December 02, 2012 04:45 PM (tgRSU)

26 Down

Posted by: Mrsp at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (tgRSU)

27

Is it? I'm on my dumb phone in the NE

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (KwX0v)

28 Fahkin' Bears..........


.


*shit*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (+1jxs)

29 Lets see.... Pepper Spray, then hitting him with multiple objects... while down....

That called assault... sounds like multiple felonies to me....

Now... guy had pemanently lost his Man Card... but....

Posted by: Spartacus at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (lZBBB)

30 How did you manage to get banned? Did you take liberties with the monkeys?

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (z9HTb)

31 @27 - stupid internet.

Yeah, Metro PCS? They are still in business?

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (/1U3u)

32 Holy Shit! Russell Wilson!!

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (xGX1p)

33

Don't mess with 4 lil old ladies going to/from church.

(don't care if it's fake, either. It's possible someone knows their bibles... We always think the worst.)

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 02, 2012 04:48 PM (LpQbZ)

34

hahaha yeah Metro POS!

they're based in Dallas

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 04:48 PM (Fely/)

35 22 really? a 3+ minute voicemail? Funny, but I think it's contrived... for laughs and hits on yootoobe..
Posted by: Yip at December 02, 2012 04:43 PM (/jHWN)
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I think it is contrived as well, but Youtube wasn't even around when this thing first popped up. Probably a prank on his coworker.

Posted by: Neglected Shuffleboard Table at December 02, 2012 04:49 PM (BgIBZ)

36
Hmmmm...I think this guy was actually going to be in some kind of trouble with his boss or something and created a helluva story for a distraction.
Christiany Ninja grannies

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 02, 2012 04:50 PM (Yhu4q)

37 That is funny as hell.


I totally believe it too. Do not mess with little old ladies, they will fuck your shit up.


Oh hey speaking of things that are funny as hell and Rapistburger, the football facebook thingy that was in the sidebar is fantastic. Whoever is doing those is great.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 02, 2012 04:51 PM (Gk3SS)

38 I saw that, just a few days ago. I could swear I saw it here on teh HQ. Could be wrong, it happens.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 04:51 PM (kpCLl)

39


he's talking pretty fast, and his laugh sounds sincere as well. I'll take it to be real until proved otherwise.

Posted by: beach & a kindle at December 02, 2012 04:51 PM (LpQbZ)

40 That was funny as hell. Good belly laugh!

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 04:52 PM (z/wx3)

41 People, people, people, can't we all just get along little doggies ...

Posted by: Cowboy Rodney at December 02, 2012 04:54 PM (gh+mp)

42
Using pepper spray? In Texas?
I call fake.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 02, 2012 04:56 PM (mETGQ)

43 Oh hey speaking of things that are funny as hell and Rapistburger, the
football facebook thingy that was in the sidebar is fantastic. Whoever
is doing those is great.

Those are my new favorite thing, atc. Did you ever see the first one? Here's what passes for a link on the "new, improved HQ:"

http://tinyurl.com/d5yx6pb

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 04:56 PM (kpCLl)

44
I'm surprise nobody else showed up to assist.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 02, 2012 04:57 PM (mETGQ)

45 OMG, just found another qb twitter chat!!

http://tinyurl.com/cgfxft6

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 04:58 PM (kpCLl)

46 @Patriots
The #Patriots are your 2012 AFC East Division Champions.

For those of you that don't follow the Pats on Twitter...

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 04:59 PM (PALjS)

47

one of the two Mikes on Mike and Mike was absolutely certain the Panthers would win

sports talkers are a bigger joke than political pundits

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 05:00 PM (DlaLh)

48 Those are my new favorite thing, atc. Did you ever see the first one?


I love that one too. Seriously, those are fantastic.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 02, 2012 05:00 PM (Gk3SS)

49 Leaving the scene of an accident after being the cause? I'm skeptical.

Although I have seen a driver, who caused an accident get in my face. Stupid kid. I could hear the ambulance coming and suggested he get out of my face before he he was riding in it. But that's not important. The important number was from the insurance companies...

My fault? ZERO.ZERO %. His fault? 100 %. Charging my car like I was the one at fault didn't change the fact his car was in my f'in
lane and I spun my car sideways to avoid hitting the scumbag head-on.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 02, 2012 05:02 PM (feFL6)

50 Peaches & AtC, I'm glad you liked that FB thing in the sidebar.

The Brady/Sanchez thing was killing me.

Posted by: Andy at December 02, 2012 05:03 PM (OZPoa)

51 How did you manage to get banned? Did you take liberties with the monkeys?

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2012 04:46 PM (z9HTb)


Speaking of monkeys...

http://tinyurl.com/d4h8k9m

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 02, 2012 05:03 PM (sZTYJ)

52

that Cialis commercial offends me and all of mankind

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 05:03 PM (Fely/)

53 What the voice actor is describing is just too perfectly funny to be real.

Posted by: weew at December 02, 2012 05:04 PM (ElfHn)

54
@29Lets see.... Pepper Spray, then hitting him with multiple objects... while down....

That called assault... sounds like multiple felonies to me....

Now... guy had pemanently lost his Man Card... but....
I doubt any jury in the land would convict. He was getting in their face, so they showed they were tougher than the average Republican politician.

Posted by: Chris (twinkle toes) Matthews at December 02, 2012 05:04 PM (IC6Er)

55 that was funny....very funny

Posted by: phoenixgirl, my baby is 13yrs old today!!!! at December 02, 2012 05:05 PM (GVxQo)

56
@29Lets see.... Pepper Spray, then hitting him with multiple objects... while down....
That called assault... sounds like multiple felonies to me....
Now... guy had pemanently lost his Man Card... but....
I doubt any jury in the land would convict. He got in their faces, so they showed they were tougher than the average Republican politician.

Posted by: Chris (twinkle toes) Matthews at December 02, 2012 05:05 PM (IC6Er)

57 Although I have seen a driver, who caused an accident get in my face.
Stupid kid. I could hear the ambulance coming and suggested he get out
of my face before he he was riding in it.



Dude, Ima mess you up!

Posted by: pimple-face what gets life tips watching COPS at December 02, 2012 05:05 PM (z9HTb)

58 That's some funny shit. Fake or not.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2012 05:06 PM (u25eL)

59 According to snopes, it's been around since 2005....




http://tinyurl.com/5bg4h

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2012 05:06 PM (X6akg)

60 The #Patriots are your 2012 AFC East Division Champions.



well, duh . . . I'm pretty sure I called that back in July.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:07 PM (kpCLl)

61

We do not speak of fucking monkeys.

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 05:07 PM (Y4TdB)

62 >> What the voice actor is describing is just too perfectly funny to be real.

He also adds a laugh track, in case you were wondering if it was funny.

Too perfect, therefore fake.

Posted by: Andy at December 02, 2012 05:07 PM (OZPoa)

63 Gotta admit, that was funny as hell.

I needed that...

Posted by: HH at December 02, 2012 05:08 PM (XXwdv)

64 We do not speak of fucking monkeys.


Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 05:07 PM (Y4TdB)


NOW you tell me!

Posted by: Tarzan at December 02, 2012 05:08 PM (sZTYJ)

65 Damn.. the weather today was perfect. Close to 70.. no breeze. I was out watering my tulip bulbs in my wife beater shirt. Looking around and seeing everyones house decorated for Christmas. Seems surreal.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2012 05:09 PM (u25eL)

66 Seems like if you're going to make something up, that wouldn't be the scenario.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 05:10 PM (85EaA)

67 I was out watering my tulip bulbs in my wife beater shirt.

Now, jewells, you know if you say shit like that, we're gonna need some pics.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:11 PM (kpCLl)

68 How did you manage to get banned? Did you take liberties with the monkeys hamsters?
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2012 05:11 PM (jPVBi)

69 Funny as hell. I think I peed a little bit.

Posted by: DPR VIII at December 02, 2012 05:13 PM (Rh+tg)

70 If only George Zimmerman had his Grandma, w/ pepperspray big Bible with him when Travon blindsided him...we'd all be laughing instead of Jesse Jackson Al Sharpton...

Posted by: Kortezzi at December 02, 2012 05:14 PM (LOk96)

71 I can't believe that the DSM has been substantially revised and we don't have a post about it yet. This is the kind of stuff morons need to know. Perhaps Ace is working on something as we speak . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:15 PM (kpCLl)

72

Cialis, for the dysfunctional man. Call your doctor today and find out if you're dysfunctional.

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 05:15 PM (vanqS)

73 We do not speak of fucking monkeys.


Mopeds, eh?


*nudge, nudge **wink, wink*

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2012 05:16 PM (z9HTb)

74 Greetings Sugar Babies!

Found a nice Bohemian brew pub during our jaunt today. Potato pancakes... mmmm!

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 05:17 PM (5H6zj)

75 Oh Peaches, I'd be happy to show off my guns but alas.. you must all use your imagination. Wife beater shirt.. my hot pink sweatpants and I was having a good hair day. Life is good, lol!

Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2012 05:18 PM (u25eL)

76 jewells


did the sweatpants say "juicy" or "pink" across the ass? just kidding

Posted by: phoenixgirl, my baby is 13yrs old today!!!! at December 02, 2012 05:19 PM (GVxQo)

77 Using pepper spray? In Texas?
I call fake.
Posted by: YIKES! at December 02, 2012 04:56 PM (mETGQ)

well it was loaded in 12 gauge shells

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

78 phoenix girl.. how did you know.. it said pink. I am a Vicki's Secret nut.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2012 05:21 PM (u25eL)

79 PEACHES!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

80 Ravens opening the whoopass on the Steelers in their own pitiful way...not an overwhelming offense but the D is looking good. Its early though.

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 02, 2012 05:21 PM (is2uy)

81 PHOENIX GIRL!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

82 Cialis, for the dysfunctional man. Call your doctor today and find out if you're dysfunctional.

Any guy that drags a couple two hundred pound tubs out to the side of a mountain, so that he and his 'intended' can lay side by side in separate ice cold tubs, while the water cools down even further, and the 'shrinkage' factor rises exponentially, has something wrong with him upstairs that Cialis isn't gonna fix.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 02, 2012 05:23 PM (feFL6)

83 it is important to rember at the hq the rul is monkeys taking liberties with you - permited, you taking liberties with the monkeys - banabble

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

84 Ran the red light and hit someone. That's an automatic 10 point violation here.

I'll get it reduced to improper equipment. No points, no fine.

That's after I get it continued 17 times.

Posted by: Jack S. Phogbound, Esq., Attorney for the Butt Chugging White Boys at December 02, 2012 05:24 PM (p4U6S)

85

in the olden days a blonde wig was the viagra

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 05:25 PM (yhYn1)

86 Monkey touched Elmo! Elmo swears it!

Posted by: Elmo, devious little bastard at December 02, 2012 05:25 PM (z9HTb)

87 That was funny.

I'm guessing fake, but really well done.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 02, 2012 05:26 PM (bI3Cc)

88 Any guy that drags a couple two hundred pound tubs out to the side of a mountain, so that he and his 'intended' can lay side by side in separate ice cold tubs, while the water cools down even further, and the 'shrinkage' factor rises exponentially, has something wrong with him upstairs that Cialis isn't gonna fix.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 02, 2012 05:23 PM (feFL6)

I believe the tag line for cialis is something along the lines of because you never know when. really? how often do you encounter the situations such as two cast iron tubs arranged like lounge chairs in malibu and full of warm water. anyone could get laid under those circumstances though the logistics do raise questions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

89

Old people aren't supposed to have sex. That's what makes them great grandparents.

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 05:28 PM (vyPsz)

90 Steelers just intercepted Flaco.

Don't get your hopes up, they're gonna lose anyway.

Posted by: And tonight, the Pittsburgh Steelers play again ... at December 02, 2012 05:28 PM (p4U6S)

91 I don't see the problem with identifying the Bible used. There are some very popular lines, and that's one of them (or rather a range of them), and it might have been one he had too.

Of the really popular Bibles on the shelves, only a minority are good weapons in a physical sense; that narrows the selection.

http://tinyurl.com/bn79sb4

Posted by: The Lightworker at December 02, 2012 05:29 PM (IY78N)

92 I forget is it the Viagra or Cialis commercial where they celebrate the get it done guy who gets his truck with horsetrailer stuck in the mud, so instead of getting out and TURNING THE LOCKING HUBS ON THE 4WD he gets the horses out and hooks them to the truck.

Umm, dude, you don't even know how your pickup works and you are a model for our junk's operation?

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 05:30 PM (/1U3u)

93 Fake but very funny. It's one of those things you want to believe is true, like the biker gang duct taping a group of PETA protestors to a tree or tossing them trussed up into the dumpster.

Then there is fake but very unfunny -- like proposing to tax and spend now, and cutting spending later............like the day after never.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2012 05:30 PM (ccXZP)

94 Oh, spending will be cut.

Posted by: the Gods of the Copybook Headings at December 02, 2012 05:32 PM (QTHTd)

95 good hair day. Life is good, lol!

Good hair days make life worth living. Silly, perhaps, but all too true.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:33 PM (kpCLl)

96 I remember seeing a couple of bathtubs in somebody's back yard.

On a golf course.

Posted by: West Virginia at December 02, 2012 05:33 PM (nw0Vt)

97 Y5!!!!!!! PG!!!!! How you guys doin'?

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:33 PM (kpCLl)

98 He outdid Biden.

Posted by: IBT at December 02, 2012 05:34 PM (2t6Gz)

99 PhoenixGirl's daughter - !יום הולדת שמח


Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 05:34 PM (QTHTd)

100 #92, GG, that is both pertinent and funny!

I wonder how many guys instantly thought the same thing when they saw the ad?

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 05:34 PM (mKMj1)

101 I forget is it the Viagra or Cialis commercial where they celebrate the get it done guy who gets his truck with horsetrailer stuck in the mud, so instead of getting out and TURNING THE LOCKING HUBS ON THE 4WD he gets the horses out and hooks them to the truck.

Umm, dude, you don't even know how your pickup works and you are a model for our junk's operation?
Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 05:30 PM (/1U3u)

have a similar commercial with an old camaro overheating or leaking radiator, another with a sailboat that needs a line repaired. basically a bunch of old guys whose ancient equipment keeps breaking and need to be jury rigged with a variety of stop gaps and belts simply to get them home, nevermind getting home and scoring with the wife.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

102 Steelers just intercepted Flaco.



Don't get your hopes up, they're gonna lose anyway.

Posted by: And tonight, the Pittsburgh Steelers play again ... at December 02, 2012 05:28 PM (p4U6S)

Was the Ravens' TD a clue for you? Haha! Steelers. Haha!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:35 PM (kpCLl)

103 Separate bathtubs don't cut it.

The best stimulus for temporary dysfunction? Intimacy. And audio-visuals, - less audio, more visuals.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2012 05:36 PM (d8K+M)

104 I love Southern accents... an UHM-Brella.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2012 05:37 PM (HDgX3)

105 The best stimulus for temporary dysfunction? Intimacy. And audio-visuals, - less audio, more visuals.

so internet porn?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

106 man this thread could use cialis or something, it is just layin here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

107 >>>so internet porn?

Yep. And hand jobs.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (d8K+M)

108 is this a pay thread or something? am i supposed to insert a quarter along with every comment to keep it moving?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

109 Peaches,

I am doing well how have you been?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

110 The best stimulus for temporary dysfunction? Intimacy.

Or caffeine.

It kicks in around early 30s for men: that impulse to nap post-coitus. "Oh yeah baby, you're so hot zzzzzz".

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 05:40 PM (QTHTd)

111 Y5, there was a football thread. Then this one. Morons are easily confused. It fucked up the whole day, imho.

Oh, and, Tom Fuckin' Brady!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:40 PM (kpCLl)

112 Yep. And hand jobs.
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2012 05:39 PM (d8K+M)

there are probably better options for keeping the audio down.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

113 92 I forget is it the Viagra or Cialis commercial where they celebrate the get it done guy who gets his truck with horsetrailer stuck in the mud, so instead of getting out and TURNING THE LOCKING HUBS ON THE 4WD he gets the horses out and hooks them to the truck. Umm, dude, you don't even know how your pickup works and you are a model for our junk's operation?
Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 05:30 PM (/1U3u)

*****

I think it's even funnier thatthey use the tagling"era of getting it done", to sell a productto guys who can't get it done.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 02, 2012 05:41 PM (1OZSU)

114 Y5, there was a football thread. Then this one. Morons are easily confused. It fucked up the whole day, imho.

Oh, and, Tom Fuckin' Brady!!!
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:40 PM (kpCLl)

got it. we may not have sanchez in ny to kick around much longer. guess it is the eva longoria curse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

115 >>>there are probably better options for keeping the audio down.

Yes, but it's Sunday, and I'm trying to keep it clean.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (d8K+M)

116 Maybe C Batch could us some Cialis.

Aren't they all doing it now?

Posted by: West Virginia at December 02, 2012 05:42 PM (nw0Vt)

117 I'm sorry, but if you can't pop wood anymore, perhaps it's just time to find other interests. Because, c'mon, who really wants an old fart who can pound you for hours without ever hitting the grand finale? Ugh, gives me the shivers just thinkin' about it.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:43 PM (kpCLl)

118 we may not have sanchez in ny to kick around much longer. guess it is the eva longoria curse.

more like the "not a very good quarterback" curse, lol! he sucks!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (kpCLl)

119
...in the olden days a blonde wig was the viagra

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 05:25 PM (yhYn1)...



What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at December 02, 2012 05:44 PM (LpQbZ)

120 I'm sorry, but if you can't pop wood anymore, perhaps it's just time to find other interests. Because, c'mon, who really wants an old fart who can pound you for hours without ever hitting the grand finale? Ugh, gives me the shivers just thinkin' about it.
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:43 PM (kpCLl)

scotch all over keyboard. good to see you again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

121 Because, c'mon, who really wants an old fart who can pound you for hours without ever hitting the grand finale?

*Ahem*

Posted by: Barney Frank at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (hO9ad)

122 Mixed signals confuse the big fella.

The ladies could learn a lesson from Ivan Pavlov, - train you man and ring the bell.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (d8K+M)

123 You too, Y5! How is methlab and the small annoyingly cute one? You guys have a good Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (kpCLl)

124 Personally I need to see more male pets wiggling their naughtybits on TV. Because an ad of some mutt with a twitching dingle every 15 minutes, well, all of morons can agree, that's just not enough.

Yes, the offenders were an Internet domain-name squatter company; their business model is to grab a snazzy URL and sell it on to you, small businessmen / suckers, for hundreds of dollars. And they'll promise not to grab your dog's junk, too, for an extra fee.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 05:48 PM (QTHTd)

125 how is everyone doing this evening

Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 05:50 PM (d/5qf)

126 i managed to destroy my leaf blower today

Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 05:50 PM (d/5qf)

127 How is methlab and the small annoyingly cute one? You guys have a good Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:47 PM (kpCLl)

dogs are well. Thanksgiving sucked. it was good enough but between having zero and his gang getting comfy in the white mosque and the hurricane I did not have any energy to get into the holiday.

how are the feline overlords? asthma kitty?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

128 Because, c'mon, who really wants an old fart who can pound you for hours without ever hitting the grand finale? Ugh, gives me the shivers just thinkin' about it.
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:43 PM (kpCLl)



no kidding

just put on a good game and shut that down

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 05:52 PM (LpQbZ)

129 chemjeff, that's a bummer. Get a rake?

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 05:52 PM (QTHTd)

130 Fake. Fake. Fake. People in real life don't talk like that. He slowed down the description of what happened to describe the women in detail. Plus it was too perfect. No repeated words or awkward phrasing. People in real life don't talk that way.

Plus his laughter sounded forced and fake to me. Didn't sound like spontaneous laughter. Normally a person would try to interrupt his laughter to describe the situation. There's too clean a break between the laughter and the words.




Posted by: Hepcat at December 02, 2012 05:53 PM (OxnnS)

131 I love Southern accents... an UHM-Brella.

That's how you say it, numbnuts. Sheesh.

/grew up in South Carolina

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 05:53 PM (/1U3u)

132 boulder hobo, yeah, I am just lazy though.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 05:54 PM (d/5qf)

133 126 i managed to destroy my leaf blower today
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 05:50 PM (d/5qf)


I bet the neighbors are happy.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 05:54 PM (LpQbZ)

134 i managed to destroy my leaf blower today

Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 05:50 PM (d/5qf)


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 05:54 PM (/1U3u)

135

Is the gamer thread dead?

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 05:56 PM (LpQbZ)

136 We are right as rain, Y5! Had an epic 5 days off for Thanksgiving, it was restorative. Big fat asthma kitty, on the new reduced rations, was only 19.4 pounds at last Sunday's weigh-in. Today, 19.9. Ugh. Still under 20, though, that was my goal. We're sticking to it!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 05:56 PM (kpCLl)

137 @ 126 - Okay, I'll ask. How?

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 02, 2012 05:57 PM (36e7w)

138 Ralph Nader is now saying Obama the war criminal is worse than Bush; it's on Drudge.

I tend to agree, from a Naderite standpoint. Nader thought that Gore-2000 and Bush were about the same (and was right; if that Gore'd won, he'd have declared war on the whole Near East just to stop global-warming).

Obama makes Gore-2000 look like a plucked dove.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 05:57 PM (QTHTd)

139 beach, actually there were a few people blowing leaves on my block, as the weather was quite nice and it is going to get colder soon

oh well

Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 05:57 PM (d/5qf)

140 ErikW, well it was a piece of junk to begin with, I got an electric one because I didn't want to mess with a gas powered one, it was underpowered to start with, then I switched it into leaf vacuum mode, the bag to hold the leaves was way too small so I was always emptying it, then the bag fell off, and at that point I was just so frustrated that I threw it over the fence onto the driveway.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 05:59 PM (d/5qf)

141 Need some help from the Horde. What's the name of that website with all the cool and unique items? Something like "Ireallywantthat.com" ...or something similiar.....

Posted by: Icedog at December 02, 2012 05:59 PM (PTS+l)

142 If you want to read some funny prank shit, go to don'tevenreply dot com. He pranks people running ads, via email.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 05:59 PM (85EaA)

143 Thanksgiving sucked. it was good enough but between having zero and his gang getting comfy in the white mosque and the hurricane I did not have any energy to get into the holiday.


You've got to get around this.

I took 2 weeks with my parents visiting to NOT watch the news, NOT read the internetz, etc.

It was refreshing. I just focused on my family and fun.

I will do the same for Christmas.

Don't let the marxists and commies destroy your happiness and your life.

You can only fight it if you are sharp and ready.


Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 05:59 PM (LpQbZ)

144 I think it's even funnier thatthey use the tagling"era of getting it done", to sell a product to guys who can't get it done.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

Doesn't viagra appeal to guys who can't even get started?

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 05:59 PM (mKMj1)

145 well, reallywantthat.com is a real URL

Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 06:00 PM (d/5qf)

146 I'm sorry, but if you can't pop wood anymore, perhaps it's just time to find other interests.

I'm guessing from your nic, you're female. Ever been young, watching the tv with a boyfriend when some commercial for feminine 'hygiene' spray or tampons or such stuff came on? What was your reaction?

I think the 'guys' here are expressing a natural desire to have the purveyors of the 'erectile dysfunction' stuff... to be blunt, just STFU, or at least come up with some less then moronic ads.

Want to really get grossed out? Keep reading. Gotta friend who works in the dementia side of an old folks home. They may not have clue one as to who they are or where they left their teeth this morning. But they still wanna have sex. Ninety year old women giving bj's to ninety year old men. Then getting busy.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 02, 2012 06:01 PM (feFL6)

147 >>126 i managed to destroy my leaf blower today

Hooray!

Posted by: chemjeff's neighbors at December 02, 2012 06:01 PM (5H6zj)

148 Doesn't viagra appeal to guys who can't even get started?

That reminds me . . .

Posted by: Mark Sanchez at December 02, 2012 06:02 PM (QTHTd)

149 Oh, okay chemjeff. I don't blame you.

Those things are good for blowing off the front walk and that's about it.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 02, 2012 06:02 PM (36e7w)

150 have a similar commercial with an old camaro overheating or leaking radiator, another with a sailboat that needs a line repaired. basically a bunch of old guys whose ancient equipment keeps breaking and need to be jury rigged with a variety of stop gaps and belts simply to get them home, nevermind getting home and scoring with the wife.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 05:35 PM (Z9EHQ)


Well, the idea of the ad campaign I get - hey, you can still your busted junk to work and enjoy it. I mean, its more subtle than Bob and the Enzyte commercials, right?

Problem is the execution, specifically of that ad. It's a 4WD truck, you see the rear wheels spin...

I guess all the metro ad guys think its the shizz, though.

Posted by: Golan Globus at December 02, 2012 06:02 PM (/1U3u)

151 I am seriously thinking that next year I will just pay someone to take care of my yard all year. I don't know if I have the patience or the energy to do it.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 06:02 PM (d/5qf)

152
http://www.coolshityoucanbuy.com/

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

http://www.coolthings.com/

...

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:02 PM (LpQbZ)

153 Is the gamer thread dead?
Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 05:56 PM (LpQbZ)

What game thread? Did I miss it, or is this one of the weeks we're out of luck?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 06:03 PM (wbeNt)

154
Want to really get grossed out? Keep reading. Gotta friend who works in the dementia side of an old folks home. They may not have clue one as to who they are or where they left their teeth this morning. But they still wanna have sex. Ninety year old women giving bj's to ninety year old men. Then getting busy.
-------------------------
I kept reading and am now quite convinced that I shouldn't have.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 06:03 PM (85EaA)

155 chemjeff, the site I'm trying to remember has some really cool stuff....you can buy your own 20' mechanized robot or new high-tech gadgets. Think of an online "Sky Mall" magazine for men....

Posted by: Icedog at December 02, 2012 06:04 PM (PTS+l)

156 http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

Beach, that's it! Thanks

Posted by: Icedog at December 02, 2012 06:05 PM (PTS+l)

157 Thanks for the laugh. I think he meant an "NIV" version of the Bible (New International Version) There is no "NVI".

Posted by: parteagirl at December 02, 2012 06:05 PM (hQiL6)

158 Just because.
http://youtu.be/LaAazsHXUQ8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 06:09 PM (BZocQ)

159 oh well
Posted by: chemjeff at December 02, 2012 05:57 PM (d/5qf)


I was joking, chemjeff. I lived in LA for years, and that is all I heard, every day, all day.

That, and car alarms (steelers td).

When I left, it was the noise that I left that I noticed the most (2nd was lines, whether it be traffic, or restaurants, or w/e).

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:09 PM (LpQbZ)

160 Peaches,
If you're still here, I have a fat kitteh whom I've been able to trim down some. In addition to measuring out her food, I put it on to of something so she has to jump to get it. Suggestion from my old vet. Did seem to help.
She's not as trim as she should be, but the vet was impressed that I'd managed to get her to lose any weight at all.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:09 PM (5H6zj)

161 Thanksgiving sucked. it was good enough but between having zero and
his gang getting comfy in the white mosque and the hurricane I did not
have any energy to get into the holiday.


Well, the men in the trenches in World War I were able to get into the spirit of the holidays by having truces with the enemy.

During the Battle of the Bulge a Belgian family took in a squad of lost Americans on Christmas Eve, and then a squad of German soldiers arrived and the wife told them the Americans were her guests.

"There will be no killing in my house," she told them. "If you can't agree to that, then you can just leave."

So the Germans agreed and came in, piled their weapons in the corner, and joined the Americans. The mood was...tense, as you can imagine, until one of the Americans began singing "Silent Night," which the Germans know, too. All the soldiers joined in, and they had their Christmas dinner.

When it was over, the Germans brought out their maps and showed the Americans how to get back to their own lines. Everybody shook hands and left in opposite directions.

If all those guys can get into the holiday spirit, so can you.

Posted by: Llarry at December 02, 2012 06:09 PM (ya/sd)

162 Mom was seriously ill with lung issue. She had to share a room with bed ridden creepy bed ridden old lady who masturbated constantly with covers off full view cackling the whole time. Her family never visited. Gross

Posted by: thunderb at December 02, 2012 06:12 PM (aCsVZ)

163 Think of an online "Sky Mall" magazine for men....
Posted by: Icedog at December 02, 2012 06:04 PM (PTS+l)
=====



You probably mean hammecher schlemmer, or however you spell it, then.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:12 PM (LpQbZ)

164 So are we still doing the LIB thing? Seems the movement - for lack of a better term - has died down in the last few days.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2012 06:13 PM (HDgX3)

165 Good suggestion, Y-not, thanks. Sadly, I have 2 kittehs and, while fatso can barely get onto the coffee table, and the boy can leap tall buildings at a single bound, he doesn't seem to be able to figure it out when I put a dish of food up on the counter for him. They make me crazy . . . but I love them.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:13 PM (kpCLl)

166 NIV is passable. NRSV is the most accurate translation of the most likely original.

But I prefer the KJV.

The KJV gives me the shakes, it does. The people who edited this work clearly knew that they were translating a sacred scripture for the English people.

I haven't seen anything like it since. Well, maybe Milton, or Dunsany.

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 06:13 PM (QTHTd)

167 Gross

Posted by: thunderb at December 02, 2012 06:12 PM (aCsVZ)

Jeez, no shit, thunderb.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:14 PM (kpCLl)

168 You probably mean hammecher schlemmer, or however you spell it, then.





Posted by: beach

They started sending me that one last year; between that and the J. Peterman, and the Visa Black Card magazine, I now know how to waste money if I ever really feel like it!

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 06:14 PM (mKMj1)

169 thunderb, that's horrible. Why didn't the nurses put the old bonobo into a room of her own so she could row the pink boat by herself?

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 06:15 PM (QTHTd)

170 http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/store/home.jsp?

Posted by: Vic at December 02, 2012 06:15 PM (YdQQY)

171
Cat 4 storm pointed at the Philippines and due to hit in 24 hours. Could not find one story in any of the Pinoy news papers...
http://tinyurl.com/6l6f7j

Posted by: Cicero Kid. at December 02, 2012 06:15 PM (US2jM)

172 Sadly, I have 2 kittehs and, while fatso can barely get onto the coffee table, and the boy can leap tall buildings at a single bound, he doesn't seem to be able to figure it out when I put a dish of food up on the counter for him.
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The two kitteh thing is a pain. I have one elderly boy who needs to gain weight and a middle-aged fatty girl. But she's able to jump, so that helps.

Basically, I have to feed the boy separately. He gets supplemented with wet food (his teeth are bad on top of everything else). But now with the puppy I'm basically running a small farm, with special meals for all my charges!

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:15 PM (5H6zj)

173 153
Is the gamer thread dead?

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 05:56 PM (LpQbZ)



What game thread? Did I miss it, or is this one of the weeks we're out of luck?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 06:03 PM

____

I thought there was a gaming thread, perhaps that was the weak before--once you get over 40 all the weeks/years start to blend together.

Or perhaps they've replaced your your usual Gaming thread with the new, Andy's Guns and Hunting Thread:

Guns and Hunting Thread (12-1-2012)
—Andy

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 06:16 PM (PALjS)

174 chemjeff, if you only care about keeping the lawn green, kill the whole damned thing with RoundUp, wait a month and then seed it with tall fescue.

Run a mower over it when needed and viola!

It won't be the prettiest yard in the neighborhood but it'll be green, dammit.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 02, 2012 06:16 PM (36e7w)

175 http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

I like the $1.35 million Diesel Powered Mechwarrior. It just needs a PPC and it'd be perfect.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 06:16 PM (hO9ad)

176 >> 117
I'm sorry, but if you can't pop wood anymore, perhaps it's just time to
find other interests. Because, c'mon, who really wants an old fart who
can pound you for hours without ever hitting the grand finale? Ugh,
gives me the shivers just thinkin' about it.


Well, as an old fart, all the ladies I've pounded for hours have nearly died from their absolutely un-faked delights. Maybe I'm an artist at this, but getting off isn't always my primary concern. At least, not the first time.


Also, in my personal frame of reference, none of 'em where dried up old hags.

Posted by: east of nowhere at December 02, 2012 06:17 PM (7yLlX)

177 Is the gamer thread dead?
Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 05:56 PM (LpQbZ)

What game thread? Did I miss it, or is this one of the weeks we're out of luck?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 06:03 PM (wbeNt)


haven't seen it yet this weekend

was wondering if it no longer exists on AOSHQ... or just a break due to "not much going on in the game industry."

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:17 PM (LpQbZ)

178 #165 - Peaches - If you ever figure out how to keep the kitties out of each others' dishes, please let me know!

The Buddha-belly bogarts my older cat's food; if we catch him, we deploy the Instrument of Furry Discipline (water bottle with squirt handle), but we're not home most of the day, and at night, he just waits until we're asleep. Buddha-belly gets fatter by the day. Older kitty maintains his weight, but I sometimes wonder how.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 06:18 PM (mKMj1)

179 Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 06:16 PM (PALjS)

Well, there's certainly *supposed* to be a Sunday Gaming Thread. It doesn't happen every week though, depending on how busy the volunteer posters are that week. It's usually ZakN and The Dude who do most of the posting with help from others but if one of those two doesn't hit "publish" my understanding is that nothing gets posted.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 06:20 PM (wbeNt)

180

oh boo hoo

not a single Chiefs player will say it? their beloved and missed teammate Is A MURDERER.


but hey he was a great teammate

other than that murdering of a woman thing, that is

Posted by: off topic soothsayer at December 02, 2012 06:21 PM (Y4TdB)

181 It won't be the prettiest yard in the neighborhood but it'll be green, dammit.
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 02, 2012 06:16 PM (36e7w)


I agree. Except for some wild woods behind my house, I always go xeriscape, which I picked up in Colorado. Little or no maintenance.

And, you can have the prettiest landscaped yard on the street.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:21 PM (LpQbZ)

182 beach: there were some great games up to last month (FTL, Borderlands 2, Torchlight 2) but not much now.

I'm considering getting into the "Dead Space" i.p. I know, "welcome to the party"

Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 06:21 PM (QTHTd)

183 It's hard to do with one fat kitteh and one normal one. Mine have always been free-fed on the crunchies (they don't even like the wet food). So, it's tough. One must be heartless. And sneak the skinny one food at every opportunity. My boy likes the gerber babyfood meats, although he only gets it every couple of weeks, so as not to spoil him rotten.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:22 PM (kpCLl)

184 I could swear I saw a game thread yesterday. Naturally, I ignored it, but I'm pretty sure it was there.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:24 PM (kpCLl)

185 thunderb, that's horrible. Why didn't the nurses put the old bonobo into a room of her own so she could row the pink boat by herself?
Posted by: boulder hobo at December 02, 2012 06:15 PM (QTHTd)


we complained non-stop but they didn't have private rooms at this place and no one else would room with the old freak. If mom weren't so sick we would have left with her pronto but she needed 24 hour care at the time. Old hag even delighted in shocking you, thats when she cackled. We would close the curtains and complain to the nursing staff, who she would scratch up. When my mom felt better, she would say "Shut the Hell up Mary!".

I don't know if that was a side effect of dementia or if she was always a horrible person. On the upside, when we had to move mom to an assisted living facility, it seemed like heaven

Posted by: Thunderb at December 02, 2012 06:24 PM (Dnbau)

186 It's not even easy to do separate feedings with dogs. My black mutt eats more and more slowly as she ages, and the corgi - well, he's a corgi. The good thing is, he believes me when I tell him I will discipline his corgi butt if he troubles his big sister.

That doesn't stop him from hovering near her, waiting for her to leave the dish. She's never left food in it, but there might come a day, and he's determined that, if it ever comes, he's going to be right there!

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 06:25 PM (mKMj1)

187 175 http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
I like the $1.35 million Diesel Powered Mechwarrior. It just needs a PPC and it'd be perfect.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 06:16 PM (hO9ad)
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Okay, that site is genius. Catchy name, trendy products, looks like an actual store but all links back to products on Amazon. Awesome.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 06:27 PM (BgIBZ)

188 You can only fight it if you are sharp and ready.


Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 05:59 PM (LpQbZ)

I appreciate the advice and concern. I did not mean to overstate the suckitude. primarly saying the week + without power on top of everything made everyone tired. It also seemed as if I only managed a "B" in my Thanksgiving dinner preparations, since it is my favorite holiday I was a little disappointed. I agree, it was a little inconvenience, not stepping out of a higgins boat onto omaha beach.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

189 Cialis is for pussies...just sayin. AND the Ravens recover the fumble!!

Posted by: crotchetyoldjarhead at December 02, 2012 06:27 PM (1W1S7)

190 Losing to the Browns
At home with many watching
Wow we really suck

Posted by: Urban Achiever at December 02, 2012 06:28 PM (JYqzm)

191
Peaches - If you ever figure out how to keep the kitties out of each others' dishes, please let me know!

====


I had to physically separate mine. It was too stressful for the ones that couldn't eat, and made them eat too fast.

I put all three in different rooms, eventually.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:28 PM (LpQbZ)

192 beach, there is a local metro garden that have xeriscape test plots that look pretty sweet. Definitely worth looking into.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 02, 2012 06:29 PM (36e7w)

193 t also seemed as if I only managed a "B" in my Thanksgiving dinner preparations

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:27 PM

---

I wasn't as into it this year, either. Let's face it, about half our fellow citizens stabbed us in the back. It's an effort to be festive.

Oh, Peaches, I decided on our Christmas dinner menu item: I'm going to make b'stilla, that sweet(ish) Moroccan chicken pie. I've made it before, but not for several years and never for dinner. Husband is in charge of the side dishes. I think one of them will feature preserved lemons.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:30 PM (5H6zj)

194 Never for CHRISTMAS dinner, that is.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:31 PM (5H6zj)

195 183 It's hard to do with one fat kitteh and one normal one. Mine have always been free-fed on the crunchies (they don't even like the wet food). So, it's tough. One must be heartless. And sneak the skinny one food at every opportunity. My boy likes the gerber babyfood meats, although he only gets it every couple of weeks, so as not to spoil him rotten.
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:22 PM (kpCLl)



When one of my cats took a real liking to food and got fat while the other one continued to eat normally, I just flat-out switched them to wet food in measured quantities.

No questions, no worrying if thy would be hungry for it.

They, and the two new ones, are all svelte and healthy now.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 06:31 PM (Z30CD)

196 I could swear I saw a game thread yesterday. Naturally, I ignored it, but I'm pretty sure it was there.
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:24 PM (kpCLl)


I checked. I see only a gun thread.

I guess they are similar. One virtual/sim, the other, a bit more real.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:32 PM (LpQbZ)

197 Additionally, I have one food-aggressive cat who will put he others offntheirndishes before she finishes her own. So I feed her by herself in another room.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 06:33 PM (I2LwF)

198 It's not even easy to do separate feedings with dogs. My black mutt eats more and more slowly as she ages, and the corgi - well, he's a corgi. The good thing is, he believes me when I tell him I will discipline his corgi butt if he troubles his big sister.

That doesn't stop him from hovering near her, waiting for her to leave the dish. She's never left food in it, but there might come a day, and he's determined that, if it ever comes, he's going to be right there!
Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 06:25 PM (mKMj1)

I have always fed my rat terrier and methlab separately. methlab was born stray and nearly starved so she is a little food peculiar. not really vicious but simply pushed the rat terier aside and ate her food. rat terrier was doing her best to murder the methlab but the methlabs extra fifty pounds kinda put a damper on her plans.

I feed one in the morning one in the afternoon and I feed them different things. neither one has a problem with the schedule and I have been doing it for three years.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

199 When my mom felt better, she would say "Shut the Hell up Mary!".
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this is really sad

Nothing a loud tv or boombox couldn't cure? Drown her out?

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:33 PM (LpQbZ)

200 I had to physically separate mine. It was too stressful for the ones that couldn't eat, and made them eat too fast.

I put all three in different rooms, eventually.
Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:28 PM (LpQbZ)

Mine share the same dish w/no problems.......feed wet 2x a day and dry is always available.....lucky, I guess.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2012 06:34 PM (rlFQ+)

201
Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:30 PM (5H6zj)

Wow, that sounds amazing, Y-not! You are so adventurous in your culinary life! I have to go look that up now, see what you are talking about.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:34 PM (kpCLl)

202

Man, Peyton is... what's the word, in control.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:34 PM (LpQbZ)

203 Peaches,

well done on the kitty diet, half a pound is a pretty substantial improvement. I am sure kitty will be strutting around in front of mirrors in a few weeks and looking for new wardrobe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

204 But, Truman, my cats scorn wet food. Seriously, I've tried them on every variety, including the pure meat stuff that my last cat, her Highness, adored and had to be rationed on.

Seriously, Buddha-belly ate wet food for only a week while transitioning from the bottle, and went on kibble on his own (I had to authorize the corgi to clop his jaws at Buddha-belly to keep him out of the corgi's dish, never mind the black mutt's) without a regretful look.

We ended up donated a case of cans of Royal Canin kitten food to the local shelter.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 06:35 PM (mKMj1)

205 When my mom felt better, she would say "Shut the Hell up Mary!".
======


this is really sad

Nothing a loud tv or boombox couldn't cure? Drown her out?
Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:33 PM (LpQbZ)

you have actually described the coming combination of obamacare and public housing. everyone in one room.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

206 I feed one in the morning one in the afternoon and I
feed them different things. neither one has a problem with the
schedule and I have been doing it for three years.

Posted by: yankeefifth

That's a solution, yes.

I like small feedings twice a day, and I just keep an eye on the situation. Neither of my dogs is seriously food aggressive, fortunately.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 06:38 PM (mKMj1)

207 But, Truman, my cats scorn wet food.

Dianna, my cats wouldn't piss on that stuff if it was on fire. My vet says, oh, yeah, they love their crunchies! You would think it would be the other way, but it's not. I've tried. They lick the gravy off the wet stuff and then just walk away.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:39 PM (kpCLl)

208


Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:15 PM
(5H6zj)- 172
“Sadly, I have 2 kittehs and, while fatso can barely get onto the coffee table,
and the boy can leap tall buildings at a single bound, he doesn't seem to be
able to figure it out when I put a dish of food up on the counter for him.”--- Okay
since somebody mentioned kittehs I won't be Bogarting this thread and facing
the wrath, humiliation, and debasement and possible shunning that would come
with that. We have a 13-year-old cat named Julio who lost his brother Ernest
about two years ago. The wife has been on a quest for companion for him that
has her considering small dogs another cat, or a hedgehog which are illegal
here in Arizona.

We are
in the second-floor condo but I refuse to have the dog unless we have a place
with a doggie door. I hedgehog would mean driving to New Mexico and smuggling
the little bastard in to Arizona.If youknew my wife, she can act guiltywhen thereis
nothing to be guilty about. I hate crossing the Mexico border with her. I mean
she gets all nervous with only 3 or 4 poundsof weed in the car. Imagine if we
got stopped witha hedgehog?

The
thing is, with another cat we’re afraid Julio will not be the alpha cat anymore,
and he deserves to be the main guy. So we are considering a “dwarf” cat. (sorry
to ‘little people’ morons, I know that was raaaaacist) ‘obligatory 5 a’s’… or something).
Advice from the crazy kitteh horde? And
don’t tell me to adopt a Hobo. Although they can be great company for drinking.



Posted by: Guido at December 02, 2012 06:39 PM (8EKcT)

209 Boy, does Charlie Batch look old.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 06:39 PM (I2LwF)

210

Nice headline over at Drudge, right now.


Good for Matt, for pointing this out.

Where's Code Pink?

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:40 PM (LpQbZ)

211 It's time-consuming to make, Peaches, and I don't even make the phyllo myself. But you have to assemble all the layers with butter between them.

But it is so worth it.

And, amazingly, it makes terrific left-overs, which is good b/c I think each slice is a Brazillion calories.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:40 PM (5H6zj)

212 He will be 38 next week.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 06:40 PM (I2LwF)

213 Aw man, I was kind of hoping that Ray Carruths team would have won today.

Posted by: Urban Achiever at December 02, 2012 06:40 PM (JYqzm)

214 It's time-consuming to make, Peaches, and I don't even make the phyllo myself. But you have to assemble all the layers with butter between them.

But it is so worth it.

And, amazingly, it makes terrific left-overs, which is good b/c I think each slice is a Brazillion calories.
Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:40 PM (5H6zj)

are you making baklava?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

215 MaybeI need another dog to get out of the doldrums. Nothing else seems to be working. A mellow dog. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 06:41 PM (xfRvq)

216
Hoax. How does he know what version of the Bible it is?


He's just guessing. And you are probably right.





Our church has those as pew Bibles. You can spot them a long ways off.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 02, 2012 06:42 PM (DoZD+)

217 MaybeI need another dog to get out of the doldrums. Nothing else seems to be working. A mellow dog. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 06:41 PM (xfRvq)

go rescue something. it will work out one way or another.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

218 Posted by: Guido at December 02, 2012 06:39 PM

Himalayans are supposed to be very docile cats. I think if you go with a young kitten and neuter early, your older kitty will be fine.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:42 PM (5H6zj)

219 >>>204 But, Truman, my cats scorn wet food. Seriously, I've tried them on every variety, including the pure meat stuff that my last cat, her Highness, adored and had to be rationed on.



If you make it clear by your actions that they have no choice, they will acclimate themselves to it. But it takes nerve to play chicken with a cat.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 06:43 PM (I2LwF)

220 >>are you making baklava?

B'stilla, that Moroccan meat pie made with ground chicken.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:43 PM (5H6zj)

221 #215 - Infidel - any of the larger breeds tend to be mellow. But the mellowest dog I ever met was a bloodhound. They need exercise, and lots of it, but they
are calm, calm, calm.

They drool, though.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 06:43 PM (mKMj1)

222 you know as far as weight loss goes I have always found I put on an extra pound or two or have more trouble getting a pound or two off if I am not eating enough fat - really.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

223 are you making baklava?

B'stilla, that Moroccan meat pie made with ground chicken.
Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:43 PM (5H6zj)

sounds good but I am partial to anything with phylo and layers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

224 go rescue something. it will work out one way or another.

I would dearly love to, but not sure it would be fair since I live alone and am gone 50 hours a week.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 06:45 PM (xfRvq)

225 I'm soooo glad I played Flacco instead of Weeden.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 06:46 PM (piMMO)

226 Not watchin football, how'd it work out NDH?

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 06:47 PM (xfRvq)

227 I would dearly love to, but not sure it would be fair since I live alone and am gone 50 hours a week.
Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 06:45 PM (xfRvq)

get two. when we went shopping at the pound we were looking for a friend for the rat terrier. someone other than me decided something several times her size and her mortal enemy would be a better idea .

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

228 go rescue something. it will work out one way or another.

So true. Infidel, you may wish to gird your loins and visit a local animal shelter. Be warned, it may reduce you to tears and make you wish you could rescue them all, but one may stand out or speak to you in a special way. Or check the breed specific rescue groups, they are all online and there are so many great doggehs who would love for you to be their person!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:47 PM (kpCLl)

229
Himalayans are supposed to be very docile cats. I think if you go with a young kitten and neuter early, your older kitty will be fine. Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 06:42 PM (5H6zjThanks actually Julio is a Himalayan... aweome cats. Siamese/Persian mix I believe. playfull, and mellow...although Ernie his brother was a big thug God love him. used to love to rumble with me and I have the scars to prove it..lol. gee I miss him.

Posted by: Guido at December 02, 2012 06:47 PM (8EKcT)

230 MaybeI need another dog to get out of the doldrums. Nothing else seems to be working. A mellow dog. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 06:41 PM (xfRvq)



Seriously, if you are not getting enough sun, take D3 supplements. The winter can bring on the blues in a big way.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:47 PM (LpQbZ)

231 Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:24 PM (kpCLl)

Yesterday? I'll go check. Sucks if I missed it due to schedule changes.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 06:48 PM (wbeNt)

232 That doesn't stop him from hovering near her, waiting for her to leave
the dish. She's never left food in it, but there might come a day, and
he's determined that, if it ever comes, he's going to be right there!


I took in a stray mutt after the Golden went blind. The stray figured it out and turned herself into a seeing eye dog for the Golden. Awwww, ain't that nice? Yeah, until I caught her standing next to the Golden and sneaking a mouthful of food out of the Golden's dish while the Golden was chewing and swallowing.

Posted by: Retread at December 02, 2012 06:49 PM (zxitI)

233 So true. Infidel, you may wish to gird your loins and visit a local animal shelter. Be warned, it may reduce you to tears and make you wish you could rescue them all, but one may stand out or speak to you in a special way. Or check the breed specific rescue groups, they are all online and there are so many great doggehs who would love for you to be their person!
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:47 PM (kpCLl)

Peaches is right, of course, ours are rescues. Sad as it is to leave them alone 50 hours a week I am sure every dog n the shelter prefers alone time to moldering in the ground after getting a needle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

234 Nope, football, guns, and a "You all talk, it's not like I could stop you anyway".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 06:49 PM (wbeNt)

235 I'm soooo glad I played Flacco instead of Weeden.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 06:46 PM (piMMO)



Yep, I was thinking you made a good call. (I really was!)

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:50 PM (LpQbZ)

236 Yesterday? I'll go check. Sucks if I missed it due to schedule changes.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 06:48 PM (wbeNt)

Polli, I already looked. Perhaps it was a premature ejaculation and will show up later today. Or I hallucinated it (not bloody likely).

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:52 PM (kpCLl)

237 "City Offers Citizens Free Flu Shots in Return for Their Guns..."

If you're dumb enough to make this exchange you're too dumb to own a firearm.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 06:52 PM (BgIBZ)

238 Only Democrats care about.skin color

Posted by: K~Bob at December 02, 2012 06:53 PM (iTXP2)

239 you have actually described the coming combination of obamacare and public housing. everyone in one room.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

Actually that is a description of living in a Soviet apartment building.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 06:53 PM (BZocQ)

240 PICK!!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:53 PM (kpCLl)

241 Polli, I already looked. Perhaps it was a premature ejaculation and will show up later today. Or I hallucinated it (not bloody likely).
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 06:52 PM (kpCLl)

people hallucinate premature ejaculation? sounds like cialis gone wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

242 The Brit dad is an insufferable asshole.

Posted by: packsoldier at December 02, 2012 06:53 PM (QwaL0)

243 sounds good but I am partial to anything with phylo and layers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:44 PM (Z9EHQ)



I have a vegetarian phyllo dish that is out of this world. It wouldn't seem it. It has cabbage, bok choy and currants. It's called a cabbage streudel. Yum. I'm hungry, now.



Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:53 PM (LpQbZ)

244 Y5 you are right. I have a nice fenced back yard. The Vitamin D is a good idea too. Can't seem to shake this. The shitty job probably doesn't help, but I have a job that pays the mortgage.

Enough of my whining. Cheers 'rons!

/rant off

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 06:53 PM (xfRvq)

245 "NASA warns Mayan apocalypse stories pose threat to frightened children, suicidal teens..."

Beg for money for space exploration, spend on feelings.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 06:57 PM (BgIBZ)

246 "NASA warns Mayan apocalypse stories pose threat to frightened children, suicidal teens..."

Beg for money for space exploration, spend on feelings.
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 06:57 PM (BgIBZ)

however, My Two Dads, does not have any negative effect whatsoever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 06:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

247 Not watchin football, how'd it work out NDH?


****

Weeden has 29 points and Flacco 15.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 06:59 PM (piMMO)

248 I KNEW IT.

Every time I second guess myself I regret it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 06:59 PM (piMMO)

249

steelers td

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 06:59 PM (LpQbZ)

250 Heath!!!

Posted by: museisluse at December 02, 2012 07:00 PM (SsWgR)

251 Well, hmpf. I wanted to give the gaming thread an update on the ValU Rite Pudding guild.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 07:00 PM (wbeNt)

252

unbelievable that the Jets put in a 3rd string QB and won!

sanchez = done

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 07:00 PM (LpQbZ)

253 sanchez = done


****

I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:01 PM (piMMO)

254 Damnit. Sorry NDH. I hate losing, no matter what it is.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 07:01 PM (xfRvq)

255 Make that Weeden 33 to Flacco's 15

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:02 PM (piMMO)

256 Going to go lie down for an hour before dealing with the beasties. This stupid cold will not go away, and it's a real drag.

Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 07:02 PM (mKMj1)

257 I'll believe it when I see it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:01 PM (piMMO)



How long will they put up with Sanchez/Jets as the butt of all football jokes?

You may be right, in that Tebow is still out with broken ribs. They'll need a backup.

They oughta bench Sanchez in the next game, and see how McElroy does.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 07:03 PM (LpQbZ)

258 Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 07:02 PM (mKMj1)
--------


feel better

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 07:03 PM (LpQbZ)

259

geez; steelers v ravens all tied up

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 07:04 PM (LpQbZ)

260 This stupid cold will not go away, and it's a real drag.


Posted by: Dianna at December 02, 2012 07:02 PM (mKMj1)
It's not a cold, it's walking pneumonia. I had it for 7 weeks and finally took a course of augmentin. Still got the cough, but it's mostly under control. Definitely nothing to fuck around with, though. {{{{}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 07:05 PM (kpCLl)

261 I would dearly love to, but not sure it would be fair since I live alone and am gone 50 hours a week.

---

We stuck with cats until our situation allowed us to have a dog. An Abyssinian or Siamese might substitute. They're much more dog-like than many cat breeds, but still so much lower effort than a dog.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 07:07 PM (5H6zj)

262

Here's the Savory Cabbage Strudel recipe I was mentioning. I found it online!

http://www.freecookingrecipes.net/vegetables/savory-cabbage-strudel

I'm not vegetarian, but I do make vegetarian meals in between the meat.

This is really good. Include the currants (or use raisins if you don't have currants) even though they say optional.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 07:09 PM (LpQbZ)

263 It's not a cold, it's walking pneumonia. I had it for 7 weeks and finally took a course of augmentin. Still got the cough, but it's mostly under control. Definitely nothing to fuck around with, though. {{{{}}}}
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 07:05 PM (kpCLl)

my advice for biologicals is alcohol an nicotine. make your bod as inhospitable as possible so they move on as quickly as possible. viruses and bacteria are notoriously health conscious.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 07:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

264 my advice for biologicals is alcohol an nicotine

did not work for me, and I think you know how hard I train . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 07:10 PM (kpCLl)

265 Y-not. Hmm. Just have an aversion to cat boxes and hair on my kitchen counters. Had some bad experiences with kitteh's when I was a kid. The thought has crossed my mind lately tho, which is a long way from where I used to be.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 07:11 PM (xfRvq)

266 did not work for me, and I think you know how hard I train . . .
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2012 07:10 PM (kpCLl)

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 07:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

267 Is it Peaches or Ynot that's the Verdant Wolverines?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:12 PM (piMMO)

268 Actually that is a description of living in a Soviet apartment building.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 06:53 PM (BZocQ)

Is there a difference? The same theory guides both Obamacare and soviet housing!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 07:15 PM (Cnqmv)

269 265 Y-not. Hmm. Just have an aversion to cat boxes and hair on my kitchen counters.
-----
Honestly, I would do it if I were you.

They have these fancy cat boxes now that self-clean. I don't have one, but they really do look amazing. And if you start early, you can train it to not go on counters.

I'm partial to Siameses, but Abyssinians seem really cool. My dad has one. You might even find a rescue group unless you want to have the fun of a kitten.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 07:15 PM (5H6zj)

270

Well the Bears loss put them below the Packers, today.

Here's the divisional standings:

http://www.nfl.com/standings

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 07:16 PM (LpQbZ)

271 >>267 Is it Peaches or Ynot that's the Verdant Wo

Sadly, it's me.

I had picked up Carolina before the friggin' murderin' murderer. Then I thought about dropping them, but it never occurred to me that the Rams would do so well today. I think you're headed to a solid victory.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 07:16 PM (5H6zj)

272 Peaches, if you did not see the game thread, you might want to check to see if your AoS membership is up to date!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 07:16 PM (Cnqmv)

273 alcohol and nicotine is how my mom ended up in the skilled nursing place with masterbating mary

hey, what ever happened to masterbatin pete?

Posted by: Thunderb at December 02, 2012 07:17 PM (Dnbau)

274

Yay, Bronocs won their division.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 07:17 PM (LpQbZ)

275 So I'm going to say with the exception of one wildcard in the AFC and maybe one in the NFC the playoff picture is pretty well set. It could be a very boring December for the NFL.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 02, 2012 07:18 PM (GZitp)

276 Anybody know a good digital camera for like art shots?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 07:18 PM (85EaA)

277 Y-not. Hmm. Just have an aversion to cat boxes and hair on my kitchen counters.
-----



A good friend of mine (who lives in Cali) is in some program where she foster parents dogs. She has always had her own dog, but also fosters one.

It's like a foster child. When a home is found, the dog goes to them, but in the mean time, he/she gets to live with people in a real home.

Honestly, I do not know how she does it, because you get attached to every one of them. But, she knows she is doing good.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 07:20 PM (LpQbZ)

278 Thanks Y-not. I will check into that. No kittens tho. Between the full time job, part time job, house and yard, I don't have a ton of spare time.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 07:20 PM (xfRvq)

279 I had picked up Carolina before the friggin' murderin' murderer. Then I thought about dropping them, but it never occurred to me that the Rams would do so well today. I think you're headed to a solid victory.


****

Nope.

Eli will clinch it for you.

I agonized over leaving Flacco in and now regret it.

And YEAH! How about that Rams D today?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:20 PM (piMMO)

280 I really like Romeo Crennell for some reason, but I now officially hate Kansas City. They came too close to beatifying a murderer for my taste.

Posted by: Y-not at December 02, 2012 07:22 PM (5H6zj)

281 Anybody know a good digital camera for like art shots?


****

I don't know a helluva lot about cameras, but love my Panasonic Lumix. It's a couple of years old, but the newer models have only gotten better.

here are a couple f gd sites for reviews.

http://www.dpreview.com/

http://www.digitalcamerareview.com/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:23 PM (piMMO)

282 Thanks NDH

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 07:26 PM (85EaA)

283

crap a win/lose by the kick, once again

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 07:26 PM (LpQbZ)

284 damn 'O' key!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:26 PM (piMMO)

285 Nice comeback win by the Stillers !!!

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2012 07:29 PM (wwsoB)

286 HELL YEAH!!

http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/11/29/mtv-buckwild-jersey-shore/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:29 PM (piMMO)

287 179
Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 06:16 PM (PALjS)



Well, there's certainly *supposed* to be a Sunday Gaming Thread. It
doesn't happen every week though, depending on how busy the volunteer
posters are that week. It's usually ZakN and The Dude who do most of the
posting with help from others but if one of those two doesn't hit
"publish" my understanding is that nothing gets posted.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 06:20 PM
__ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __
oh...so that was last Sunday. Time flies, seems like it was yesterday that I Lurked through the gaming thread. Sorry for the delayed response I was working the ranch....a cow needs to eat.

I'm a recovering Game-aholic, so I don't play all the high falutent Massive multiplayer online games. Although I started getting into them a bit when they first came out. That was about the time when I had the revelation that this type of gaming could be dangerous to my career.....as in, I would get sucked into it and never quit playing. Now for the past few months I've been living vicariously when I stumbled upon a gaming thread. I haven't commented yet, because you guys probably don't want to hear tips about Metroid Prime 2....or how cool the Commodore 64 was when it first came out....back in the day....or where you can find an emulator to play all the old Vic20 games....and so on and so forth.

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 07:29 PM (PALjS)

288
I don't follow football closely so can some moron give me the lowdown on Ray Lewis? Something about a murder?

Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2012 07:30 PM (tOkJB)

289 Hi--

Finally done w/t-giving leftovers, got yardwork caught up and *not* shopping much this year.

Can't get 'with it' to put up Christmas decor...heart's not in it, don't feel festive since nov 6.


Posted by: JeanQueenie at December 02, 2012 07:30 PM (Gmp2Z)

290 Can't get 'with it' to put up Christmas decor...heart's not in it, don't feel festive since nov 6.


****

Obama can't, despite how hard he tries, take Christ out of Christmas.

Don't let him take the joy of the season away from you.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:32 PM (piMMO)

291 Ray Lewis, that deity, was out partying with some guys, one of whom stabbed somebody to death. Ray got rid of the clothes he was wearing, and somehow got away with being an accessory. There's more to it but I think that's the gist

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 07:33 PM (85EaA)

292 The newest digital cameras seem to now have the ability to post online. Bad enough the Smart Phones post blurry dark pictures online, now you can with your new digital camera. And guess what, your camera will now have your passwords also.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 07:33 PM (BZocQ)

293 Thanks, NDH, you're right.

It's like my faith is being tested and I'm *not* Job, not by a long shot.


Posted by: JeanQueenie at December 02, 2012 07:34 PM (Gmp2Z)

294 HELL YEAH!!

That's funny. Love the potato gun. I used to park my HDMC in the living room when I lived in a shitty neighborhood. lol.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 07:35 PM (xfRvq)

295

Don't care about the Eagles v Cowboys game.

Going to make my fajitas and pull up Netflix and watch an old murder mystery.

Have a good one.

Posted by: beach at December 02, 2012 07:35 PM (LpQbZ)

296 Damn. Cinci picks off Rivers in the end zone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:35 PM (piMMO)

297 Hmmm, the NFL Thread has evolved into politics and the open thread has evolved into the NFL thread. I love this place!!


STEELERS WIN!!! Schadenfreude is sweeeeetttt!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at December 02, 2012 07:36 PM (uEspB)

298 What could go wrong?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 07:33 PM (BZocQ)


Just wait until I get the auto copy to DHS embedded app in there!

Posted by: Janut Napolitico at December 02, 2012 07:36 PM (Cnqmv)

299 That's funny. Love the potato gun. I used to park my HDMC in the living room when I lived in a shitty neighborhood. lol.


***

We should live-blog the show each week.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:37 PM (piMMO)

300 Dammit Janut! Stop Apping the place.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 07:38 PM (BZocQ)

301 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 07:38 PM (BZocQ)

Smile when you say that! *click*

Posted by: Janut Napolitico at December 02, 2012 07:39 PM (Cnqmv)

302 We should live-blog the show each week.

Makes me laugh. One of my best moments was when mom was at the house and she couldn't figure out why I bought the bike. I told her (at the time the return was better than diamonds) better value, and started it up in the house. Funny as hell. Rode it to college everyday as a "non-trad" student. Ah, good times.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 07:40 PM (xfRvq)

303 You gamers might want to check out Xenonauts (xenonauts.com). It's a recreation of the classic 90s XCOM. Still in alpha stage but they're building with Desura so if you pre-order you not only help fund the project (it's a small indy startup), you can also play the current stable alpha.

The beta will be coming out this month but the alpha is playable. It's awesome.

The new XCOM is fun but not the same, Xenonauts is more true to the original XCOM.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 07:40 PM (BgIBZ)

304 "So I'm going to say with the exception of one wildcard in the AFC and
maybe one in the NFC the playoff picture is pretty well set."

And with that Pittsburgh win, the AFC playoff picture is also set. As I said, it's going to be a boring December.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 02, 2012 07:41 PM (GZitp)

305 303
You gamers might want to check out Xenonauts (xenonauts.com). It's a
recreation of the classic 90s XCOM.
The new XCOM is fun but not the same, Xenonauts is more true to the original XCOM.

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012
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Nice! That could be dangerous to recovering gameaholics.

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 07:44 PM (PALjS)

306 Digital cameras are everything you want them to be, nowadays.

DSLR's can adapt to any lens and they can see in the dark at the touch of a button.

It only depends on how much money you're willing to spend.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 02, 2012 07:46 PM (xpDPd)

307 305
Nice! That could be dangerous to recovering gameaholics.
Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 07:44 PM (PALjS)
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Somebody has to kill the aliens

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 07:46 PM (BgIBZ)

308 Are there any decent games that'll run on a G4 iBook?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2012 07:47 PM (LMPgk)

309 Posted by: Ed Anger at December 02, 2012 07:30 PM (tOkJB)

Murdered someone with a Knife at a SB & got away with it

Posted by: Evilpens at December 02, 2012 07:49 PM (ck76k)

310 Well, my, my, my...

http://bit.ly/Vp3MTC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:50 PM (piMMO)

311 ...they bid me take my place among them
In the Halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live
Forever...

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 02, 2012 07:50 PM (6H6FZ)

312 308 Are there any decent games that'll run on a G4 iBook?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2012 07:47 PM (LMPgk)

A what?

Actually, a lot of f2p browser games would run fine. I don't know how old that thing is, but I bet you could play anything other than latest-gen MMOs too.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 07:50 PM (I2LwF)

313 so, the japanese have developed a humanoid intended to keep astronauts company. so long internets porn hello akiko.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 07:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

314 Y5, a Cherry 2000 that can use chopsticks and knows the tea ceremony?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 07:53 PM (BZocQ)

315 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2012 07:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

or maybe Hellooooo Kitty!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 07:53 PM (Cnqmv)

316 Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 07:29 PM (PALjS)

Theoretically the thread is for *any* type of game not just MMOs or even just computer. They're always looking for new content from the commenters but lurking certainly helps you get acclimated.

What's funny is that Tammy Al'Thor was one of the driving forces behind getting the thread up and running but as far as I can tell she doesn't actually *play* anything.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 07:54 PM (wbeNt)

317 310 Well, my, my, my...
http://bit.ly/Vp3MTC
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:50 PM (piMMO)
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Oh man. Nobody wants to see those two kiss.

http://youtu.be/Za1XVgQhsJU?t=2m48s DNA

Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at December 02, 2012 07:54 PM (BgIBZ)

318 Hello Kitty model, the cat ears and tail are extra charge.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 07:54 PM (BZocQ)

319 so, the japanese have developed a humanoid intended to keep astronauts company. so long internets porn hello akiko.


***

Because nothing will bond brilliant minds, thousands of miles from home, like sharing cramped quarters with a fellow who can't make do with jacking off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:55 PM (piMMO)

320 Because nothing will bond brilliant minds, thousands
of miles from home, like sharing cramped quarters with a fellow who
can't make do with jacking off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 07:55 PM (piMMO)

Nothing quite like a shared resource in a mission critical situation!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 07:56 PM (Cnqmv)

321 In the book Blackhawk Down they talked about "combat jacking"..I think a "space jack" would win.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 02, 2012 08:01 PM (85EaA)

322 Oh man. Nobody wants to see those two kiss.

http://youtu.be/Za1XVgQhsJU?t=2m48s DNA


****

Heh. I missed that entire show and have no idea how.

Morons like to pull that catfight shit on the 'ettes here as well.

We can't have women making objective observations about other women now, can we?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 08:01 PM (piMMO)

323 Nothing quite like a shared resource in a mission critical situation!


****

Will there be a version for the female astros?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 08:02 PM (piMMO)

324 Geneva Switzerland - The ESA and NASA have finally concluded what happened to the crew of the Jupiter One mission. As readers may recall the last transmissions from Jupiter One was incoherent and then all communication except automatic telemetry cut off. That is how things have remained for three years.

Today the report of the Jupiter Two mission was released by the administrators of the ESA and NASA. Despite speculation that aliens had abducted the crew. The truth is far stranger. Due to the long duration of the mission, some house cleaning tasks were left to slide it seems. One being keeping clean the SKANKS[Sexual Knowledge And Naughty Kinks System]. This allowed a MRSA like organism to mutate and kill the crew.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 08:03 PM (BZocQ)

325 Because nothing will bond brilliant minds, thousands

of miles from home, like sharing cramped quarters with a fellow who

can't make do with jacking off.


Jacking off in zero-G could prove problematic.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 08:03 PM (hO9ad)

326 Newton and Zero-G Sex. Fertile ground for many a writer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 08:04 PM (BZocQ)

327 Jacking off in zero-G could prove problematic.


****

Yeah, I thought of that, then realized how much fun it would be chasing the other 'nauts around the ship with it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 08:04 PM (piMMO)

328 The 18G Pleasure Model got annoyed, killed the crew and took over the ship.

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 02, 2012 08:05 PM (6H6FZ)

329 316
Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 07:29 PM (PALjS)



Theoretically the thread is for *any* type of game not just MMOs or
even just computer. They're always looking for new content from the
commenters but lurking certainly helps you get acclimated.



What's funny is that Tammy Al'Thor was one of the driving forces
behind getting the thread up and running but as far as I can tell she
doesn't actually *play* anything.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 02, 2012 07:54 P
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Alright....perhaps i'll throw in some sarcastic comments about old arcade games or Atari or something with links to 80's games. I have some cool links on the original metroid game that I could put out sometime.....

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 08:05 PM (PALjS)

330 Thread needs moar Paula Abdul - http://youtu.be/El1kgCqD7Xk



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 02, 2012 08:06 PM (Gk3SS)

331 Due to the long duration of the mission, some house cleaning tasks were left to slide it seems. One being keeping clean the SKANKS[Sexual Knowledge And Naughty Kinks System]. This allowed a MRSA like organism to mutate and kill the crew.


****

I bet that's how the Aliens were created.

Posted by: Ridley at December 02, 2012 08:06 PM (piMMO)

332 Will there be a version for the female astros?

Interchangeable parts, plug and play, etc.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2012 08:07 PM (hO9ad)

333 Newton and Zero-G Sex. Fertile ground for many a writer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 08:04 PM (BZocQ)


zero-G:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdRU2TdFiks

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at December 02, 2012 08:07 PM (sZTYJ)

334 Thread needs moar Paula Abdul - http://youtu.be/El1kgCqD7Xk



****

She makes it easy to forget how talented she is.

Posted by: Ridley at December 02, 2012 08:07 PM (piMMO)

335 Wow...Saddam's chemical weapons are still killing today...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20553826

"...The leading British expert on chemical warfare, Hamish de
Bretton-Gordon, who used to work at the Porton Down establishment -
Britain's military scientific facility - is discussing with the Kurdish
government how to decontaminate Halabja.

"We have a problem around here when they are building new
buildings, they dig the foundations, they come across these pockets of
mustard gas... and people have died recently doing that,"
he says..."

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 08:09 PM (G4uRx)

336 327
Jacking off in zero-G could prove problematic.


****


Yeah, I thought of that, then realized how much fun it would be chasing the other 'nauts around the ship with it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 08:04 PM
Sorry....had never thought of that.

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 08:09 PM (PALjS)

337 Wonder if Genaros is still up to its Buma eyeballs in illegal 33-S Sexaroids?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2012 08:10 PM (BZocQ)

338 "We have a problem around here when they are building new
buildings, they dig the foundations, they come across these pockets of
mustard gas... and people have died recently doing that," he says..."

****

If only we could blame AGW on WMDs, perhaps the Dems would be willing to accept that they exist.

Posted by: Ridley at December 02, 2012 08:10 PM (piMMO)

339 off skinny sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2012 08:10 PM (piMMO)

340 I don't really like Kay and Peele, but they have a hilarious bit on football player names. It's worth watching. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2012 08:11 PM (mjR67)

341 This allowed a MRSA like organism to mutate and kill the crew.

I told you I was innocent, Dave.

Posted by: HAL at December 02, 2012 08:11 PM (hO9ad)

342 335
Wow...Saddam's chemical weapons are still killing today...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20553826

"...The leading British expert on chemical warfare, Hamish de

Bretton-Gordon, who used to work at the Porton Down establishment -

Britain's military scientific facility - is discussing with the Kurdish

government how to decontaminate Halabja.


"We have a problem around here when they are building new

buildings, they dig the foundations, they come across these pockets of

mustard gas... and people have died recently doing that," he says..."

Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 08:09 PM
______

They were jacking off?

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 08:12 PM (PALjS)

343 Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 08:09 PM (G4uRx)

Can you imagine what could have happened if Saddam "actually" had chemical weapons?

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 08:13 PM (Cnqmv)

344 343
Posted by: @PurpAv at December 02, 2012 08:09 PM (G4uRx)

Can you imagine what could have happened if Saddam "actually" had chemical weapons?
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Yeah...and with all seriousness, it's a shame that probably like 60% of Americans will still believe the lies of the Demoncrats that were repeated by the MSM that Saddam never had them....even though everyone knows that he did. But if your a retarded liberal sheep that believes whatever the high IQ hollywood elite (sarcasm) tells them, then you are absolutely positive he didn't have them. You can lead a liberal to the facts, but you can't make them think.

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 08:16 PM (PALjS)

345 Not that I like the steelers but the ravens losing on a last second field goal is a great payback for the ravens doing that to the patriots in week 3.

Posted by: Truman North at December 02, 2012 08:17 PM (I2LwF)

346 She makes it easy to forget how talented she is.

Ha, I think I still have one of her albums. Yes, vinyl.

*hangs head*

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2012 08:17 PM (xfRvq)

347 Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 08:16 PM (PALjS)

Yes, liberals ARE entitled to their own set of facts!

Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 08:18 PM (Cnqmv)

348 Yes, liberals ARE entitled to their own set of facts!


Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB or SMOD (for the Children) at December 02, 2012 08:18
_
They suck. I've been trying to understand them by listening to NPR occasionally, and have to change the channel when they either misrepresent the truth, rewrite history to their liking or just completely have the facts wrong, or ignore the facts....I get physically sick and then change the channel.
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Example: They were talking about the "Baby Doe" law that prevented parents from giving the doctors to just "let an unhealthy baby die" and the guy being interviewed either didn't understand that not only is this ethic that stopped this practice driven by the conservatives, it is also the main philosophy as to why we are against abortion as birth control. The guy made it sound like it was the liberals fighting for the bill...as I remember the liberal press was very much apposed to this.

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 08:28 PM (PALjS)

349 SOURCE: PAGASA, WWW.TYPHOON2000.PH Packing peak winds of 185 kilometers per hour gusting up to 220 kph, the typhoon, internationally designated as “Bopha,” was spotted in the Pacific at 4 p.m. yesterday 970 km southeast of Hinatuan City, Su
rigao del Sur, according to a bulletin issued by the Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (Pagasa).
...
The typhoon was moving west-northwest at 22 kph and was expected to enter the Philippine area of responsibility in the evening or early this morning and would then be locally named “Pablo” by Pagasa.

When it hits the Leyte-Surigao del Norte region, possibly tomorrow morning, Pablo will likely dump “heavy to intense” rainfall—20 millimeters to 30 mm per hour—over its 700-km wingspan, Pagasa said. “This typhoon is really strong,” Benito Ramos, executive director of the National Disaster Risk Reduction Management Council, said in a news conference.

“We are not just saying this to scare people, but we can really see from satellite pictures and images. They tell a thousand words. From the point of view of a layman, this is massive,” Ramos said, warning of flash floods, landslides and storm surgesThis one will kill people.

Posted by: Cicero Kid. at December 02, 2012 08:29 PM (US2jM)

350 I would call that VM fake but accurate. And it is hilarious.

The weather was great here too - I took a long bike ride this morning, along Lake Michigan . I was overdressed with a winter jacket on. This is Wisconsin. It's December.

Posted by: Donna V. likes the South at December 02, 2012 08:34 PM (BStAJ)

351 349 Typhoon
Posted by: Cicero Kid. at December 02, 2012 08:29 PM (US2jM)

Not good. Let's pray that the people of the Philippines and the US Citizens there are safe.
___________________-

Conversions for those living in America:
rainfall—20 millimeters to 30 mm per hour— = ~ 1 inch per hour

over its 700-km wingspan ~ 420 miles

220 km/hour = 135 Miles/hour

Posted by: John Stark Dark at December 02, 2012 08:35 PM (PALjS)

352 As has been said before, just rub one off under the blankets or something. If one can't get along without someone else helping them, they shouldn't be in space.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 02, 2012 08:47 PM (CQ+7W)

353 i heard that for the first time years ago - makes me laugh every time.
Responsible for crashing the voice mail system of company supposedly when the guy who recieved it forwarded and they sent it 10 people and each of them sent it to 10 etc.
I like it a lot. Its to good to be fake actually. His reactions are timed too well and he explodes with each successive ridiculous event. He's a natural story teller no doubt. There's a few in my family. Its an Irish thing.

Posted by: simpleton at December 02, 2012 09:16 PM (za3QZ)

354 I call bullshit.

I have never heard of a voice mail thingus that would let me talk that long.

Posted by: Larry Sheldon at December 02, 2012 09:51 PM (qnqTc)

355 >>They have these fancy cat boxes now that self-clean.

Hmmm... how about incorporating this technology into my next real estate transaction?

"Self-Cleaning House For A Lazy Moron".





Posted by: east of nowhere at December 02, 2012 09:56 PM (31W5r)






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