Saturday College Football Thread

Sweet Jeebus it's 80 here today.

Footballs are happening too. Mostly waiting to see who plays Noter Dang.

I suppose there is some consolation, that they've been out of consideration for a couple decades. I like that. Also I'm conflicted over the Georgia-Alabama fight. Dad is from GA. Mom and me from AL. But dad graduated from Auburn.

Let it burn.

Have a great weekend you dorks.

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Posted by: Dave In Texas at 02:18 PM



Comments

1 Goood gawd

Posted by: Vic at December 01, 2012 02:19 PM (YdQQY)

2 I'll infer much from those sharp elbows.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 01, 2012 02:19 PM (EKr9U)

3 But elbows and buts!

Posted by: Vic at December 01, 2012 02:19 PM (YdQQY)

4 You'll put your eye out, kid.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at December 01, 2012 02:20 PM (ZpoIZ)

5 Nice caboose.

Posted by: Union Pacific at December 01, 2012 02:21 PM (EKr9U)

6 OSU is winning the ugly kit contest... Baylor winning the cute cheerleader contest.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 02:21 PM (I2LwF)

7 First ever sighting of sharp buttocks?

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2012 02:21 PM (doBIb)

8 Miles and miles of burning desert over acres acres of broken glass


need I say what is hard and dragging in the sand

Posted by: Vic at December 01, 2012 02:21 PM (YdQQY)

9 I'm sure there are elbows somewhere in that picture.

Posted by: kev at December 01, 2012 02:21 PM (fgMno)

10 I think I just broke my nose.
I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2012 02:21 PM (Bm0GP)

11 Finally. Cheerleader ass. Hasn't this one been posted before?

Posted by: Soona at December 01, 2012 02:22 PM (OuJ2M)

12 She is standing on hands.

Posted by: eman at December 01, 2012 02:23 PM (57VGh)

13 Well played.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at December 01, 2012 02:23 PM (jeAQW)

14 I hate those Revolution helmets. They just don't look like they're the right shape. The Revo Speed helmets are cool though.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 02:23 PM (I2LwF)

15 That my boys is what we're fightin' for.

Posted by: Al at December 01, 2012 02:25 PM (V70Uh)

16 Any pics of her bending over to pick up a dime?

Posted by: eman at December 01, 2012 02:25 PM (57VGh)

17 Bless you, DiT.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2012 02:25 PM (Bm0GP)

18 More possible sharp elbow goodness in black and white at the bottom of the pic, obscured by the fine stems of that cheerleader?

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2012 02:26 PM (doBIb)

19 AoS Prime is worth every penny.

Posted by: eman at December 01, 2012 02:28 PM (57VGh)

20 She looks pretty strong, too.

Like she could punch out any of us.

Posted by: eman at December 01, 2012 02:29 PM (57VGh)

21 Chiefs LB Jovan Belcher kills self in parking lot of Arrowhead in front of coaches after killing his gf. Was he a starter?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 02:29 PM (85EaA)

22 Remember to handle your weapon safely.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 02:30 PM (LMPgk)

23 Chiefs LB Jovan Belcher kills self in parking lot of Arrowhead in front of coaches after killing his gf. Was he a starter?

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 02:29 PM

Left behind a 3-month old child as well. Really sad story.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2012 02:31 PM (vUK/h)

24 Any pics of her bending over to pick up a dime?


Why doesn't she just squat to pick it up?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 01, 2012 02:31 PM (z9HTb)

25 THOSE, my friends are NOT elbows!

Posted by: texexec at December 01, 2012 02:31 PM (QgvTp)

26 That ass cheek is so sharp...

HOW SHARP IS IT?!?!?!

...it's so sharp, I could set my watch to it!

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2012 02:32 PM (doBIb)

27
Look at those faces in the front rows.

That's a tranny who just exposed his/hers junk.

Posted by: Lt. Smokey of the LIB Brigade at December 01, 2012 02:32 PM (fl8vK)

28 Looking past the pooper and elbow, what kind of buckling apparatus does she have on her bra?

Posted by: lowandslow at December 01, 2012 02:32 PM (GZitp)

29 I'm sure there are elbows somewhere in that picture.


OMG, it's point RIGHT AT US!!

Posted by: red-shirted crew member at December 01, 2012 02:33 PM (z9HTb)

30 I bet she really digs chemists.

Posted by: eman at December 01, 2012 02:34 PM (57VGh)

31 Screen door in a hurricane reporting for duty.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2012 02:35 PM (ccXZP)

32 Whoopsie daisies!

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2012 02:35 PM (fsLdt)

33 Looking past the pooper and elbow, what kind of buckling apparatus does she have on her bra?

You know how I know you're gay?

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2012 02:36 PM (doBIb)

34
You misspelled "Notre D'oh!".

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at December 01, 2012 02:37 PM (1hM1d)

35 The only way I'd be able to hold her up is with a third hand.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2012 02:38 PM (Bm0GP)

36 The love. I feels it.


Today while returning from some consumer whoredom, I saw something so hilariously perfect that I did a double take. Someone with an Obama bumpersticker was pulled off on the side of the road. Someone else with a Romney bumpersticker on his truck was pulled off behind the first person and was changing her flat tire. That pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 01, 2012 02:39 PM (Gk3SS)

37 Chiefs LB Jovan Belcher kills self in parking lot of Arrowhead in front of coaches after killing his gf. Was he a starter?Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 02:29 PM (85EaA)---- Not anymore

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 01, 2012 02:40 PM (R8hU8)

38 Today while returning from some consumer whoredom, I saw something so
hilariously perfect that I did a double take. Someone with an Obama
bumpersticker was pulled off on the side of the road. Someone else with a
Romney bumpersticker on his truck was pulled off behind the first
person and was changing her flat tire. That pretty much sums it up.


Your smartphone has a camera, no?

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2012 02:41 PM (doBIb)

39 That crease in her cheeks? Healthy.

Posted by: Fritz at December 01, 2012 02:42 PM (d8K+M)

40 That pretty much sums it up.
Posted by: alexthechick at December 01, 2012 02:39 PM (Gk3SS)

Only if she was taking 50% of everything in his wallet.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2012 02:42 PM (Bm0GP)

41 Waiting for the first accusation of hidden butterface...

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at December 01, 2012 02:42 PM (2KBjW)

42 Grandma at lower right does NOT approve

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 02:42 PM (8sCoq)

43 I think I see her mother in the stands definitely not approving.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2012 02:42 PM (fsLdt)

44 Jinx!!

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2012 02:43 PM (fsLdt)

45 Your smartphone has a camera, no?


Posted by: EC at December 01, 2012 02:41 PM (doBIb)



I don't actually have a smartphone because a. I'm cheap and getting one will double my rate plan, b. I'll waste even more time mucking about with the Horde when I'm supposed to be working at work and c. I'm cheap.


Baylor basketball just took down Kentucky at Rupp and Baylor football is currently beating Oklahoma State.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Helping it burn. at December 01, 2012 02:44 PM (Gk3SS)

46 Cheerleader? It's an audition for the future Mrs. Butterworth!

Posted by: LaZrtx at December 01, 2012 02:45 PM (HY3CJ)

47 OK 24 TCU 14 4TH 10:11

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 02:45 PM (8sCoq)

48 I don't actually have a smartphone

Damn...that could've been a viral pic.

Dumbass o-bot.

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2012 02:46 PM (doBIb)

49 aLSO- I want to bite that tushy. Not too hard.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 02:46 PM (8sCoq)

50 That ass is so sharp, I could hang my coat on it.

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2012 02:49 PM (doBIb)

51 Today while returning from some consumer whoredom, I saw something so
hilariously perfect that I did a double take. Someone with an Obama
bumpersticker was pulled off on the side of the road. Someone else with a
Romney bumpersticker on his truck was pulled off behind the first
person and was changing her flat tire. That pretty much sums it up.



Went to our local farm stand to pick up our meat share. Pulled in next to a Chevy Volt and did my internal eye-roll. With a quick glance at the customers, I was able to spot the Volt owner by his hipster douchebag hat.


When I got home, I instructed my wife to put me down if I ever get like that.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 02:50 PM (z9HTb)

52 >>>Sweet Jeebus it's 80 here today.


Been snowin since about midnight. It's 35 now. Slush.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 02:50 PM (I2LwF)

53
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Back field in Motion, baby, I'm a gonna have to penalize you ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Team must be losing tho, the people in the stands don't look happy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2012 02:51 PM (n/ubI)

54 The elbow. It's pointing *right at me*.

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at December 01, 2012 02:51 PM (Zo+Ru)

55 Lawd.
Elbows? We don't need no stinkin' elbows!!

Posted by: real joe at December 01, 2012 02:52 PM (PD2ad)

56 Wow -- just looked at the BB rankings for the first time.
Much love for the Big 10've. That won't hold.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2012 02:53 PM (fsLdt)

57 Cheerleader, with buttocks between the hedges.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 02:54 PM (LMPgk)

58 Last night, City of Heores MMO ended. Today, my son asked my wife straight up if Santa Claus is real.

Been a shitty weekend for him.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 02:55 PM (I2LwF)

59 Grandma at bottom right looks like she just spotted some stray pubes.

Posted by: real joe at December 01, 2012 02:55 PM (PD2ad)

60
I wonder what her hopes and dreams are.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 02:56 PM (jUytm)

61

hahaha, no, not really.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 02:56 PM (jUytm)

62 BB rankings? Basketball?

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 02:56 PM (I2LwF)

63 Great rear elbow shot, Dave in Texas.
About time rear elbow guys like me got a football photo.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 02:57 PM (jPVBi)

64 If she started drinking some muscle milk and spent some time on the stair master, she could run for congress and win without opening her mouth.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 02:58 PM (I2LwF)

65 Behold the wonder of Brian Dennehys strong hands- hands that hold aloft a cheerleader for all to see

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at December 01, 2012 02:58 PM (ZRoGl)

66 I worked with a Georgia cheerleader for awhile. She kept "accidently" showing her red thong around the office.
Nobody complained but the other ladies were quick to bust guys caught looking.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 02:59 PM (C/trY)

67 Remember when Brian Dennehy was in Saturday Night Live? He was Bill Bradsky.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 03:00 PM (I2LwF)

68 She's a cheeky monkey!

Posted by: Wallace at December 01, 2012 03:01 PM (bjlhk)

69
A wheat-head...yay!
Nice muscle tone.

Posted by: wheatie at December 01, 2012 03:01 PM (CM59X)

70 I am mesmerized.

Posted by: real joe at December 01, 2012 03:01 PM (PD2ad)

71 BTW, one elbow in; one elbow out. She goes both ways.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 03:01 PM (jPVBi)

72 30
I bet she really digs chemists.

Posted by: eman


Why, what have you heard (he inquired with fake nonchalance)?

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2012 03:01 PM (6TB1Z)

73
she's small

probably 5'2"

weighs about 114 lbs

Almost a B-cup

20 yrs old

right-handed

born in Florida


Posted by: soothsayer the creepy but accurate profiler at December 01, 2012 03:02 PM (jUytm)

74 Delicious Turd Cutter

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 01, 2012 03:03 PM (bPg/A)

75 I feel sorry for you guys this time of year as the football commercials are overloaded with ads from jewelers. No pressure of any of you, none at all. Same for Valentine's Day.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 01, 2012 03:04 PM (mepMv)

76
52 >>>Sweet Jeebus it's 80 here today.


Been snowin since about midnight. It's 35 now. Slush.

I'dwelcome some slushy snow right now, Truman.

It's 75 and dry as a bone here...so any moisture would be welcome.
Having to drag hoses around and water our trees, just to keep them alive.

Posted by: wheatie at December 01, 2012 03:05 PM (CM59X)

77 I am looking for a good space based MMO to play, what is good? This is a game thread no? Go Dawgs!

Posted by: catman at December 01, 2012 03:05 PM (YKUmW)

78 When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek ....

Posted by: Fred Astaire at December 01, 2012 03:06 PM (wwsoB)

79
I was stretching on the mat yesterday. The mats are against the back wall which allows the full view of the gym floor.

So this girl walks by, stands in front of me, takes a few sips of water, then saunters off to one of the machines.

She reminded of those nature shows with the female mammal "presenting" herself to the male.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 03:06 PM (jUytm)

80 No worries. I am not engaging in consumerism this Christmas. No money makes the decision easy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 01, 2012 03:07 PM (bPg/A)

81 She reminded of those nature shows with the female mammal "presenting" herself to the male.

Does it work?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 01, 2012 03:08 PM (6TB1Z)

82


she's small



probably 5'2"



weighs about 114 lbs



Almost a B-cup



20 yrs old



right-handed



born in Florida



Prefers Astroglide to KY

Uses Clearasil face wash on weekdays, Noxema on game days

Prefers the blade instead of Nair

Heaviest flow are on days +14 to +18

Burberry Street perfume, but not today

Revlon clear topcoat



Posted by: EC - forensic specialist at December 01, 2012 03:08 PM (doBIb)

83 75 I feel sorry for you guys this time of year as the football commercials are overloaded with ads from jewelers. No pressure of any of you, none at all. Same for Valentine's Day.
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 01, 2012 03:04 PM (mepMv)


Which is so weird, because dudes don't really want to receive jewelry.

What?

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 03:10 PM (I2LwF)

84 She reminded of those nature shows with the female mammal "presenting" herself to the male.


Does she have a furry tail?

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 03:13 PM (z9HTb)

85 >>>Does she have a furry tail?

...and did she lift it?
Were her buttocks swolled? Sure sign of estrus, that.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2012 03:14 PM (Bm0GP)

86
If she did have a tail, it would've been raised.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 03:14 PM (jUytm)

87 No hair conditioner comments from the moronettes?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:14 PM (wwsoB)

88 Well after seeing that picture I know what I'm going to do to kill time until 4.

Posted by: Adam at December 01, 2012 03:16 PM (/YJYi)

89 If she did have a tail, it would've been raised.



No tail, then? Did you grunt at this lovely hominid and offer her some nearly ripe fruit?

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 03:16 PM (z9HTb)

90 That cheerleader is the same girl who, when she was 5, walked into a roomful of adults at a formal gathering, stripped down to nothing and stood there in all her glory. And the adults laughed and told her how cute and funny she was.

Thanks be to those adults.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2012 03:16 PM (BeSEI)

91 She's a naughty Zoot.

Posted by: Beagle at December 01, 2012 03:17 PM (sOtz/)

92
I shoulda showed her my plummage, yes?

oh wait, that's for birds

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 03:18 PM (jUytm)

93 87 -

Moronettes are still in the gun thread, just south of this one. Give it time.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2012 03:18 PM (BeSEI)

94 >> No hair conditioner comments from the moronettes?

Nah, we know y'all would just turn the other cheek if you thought her hair was too dry.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 01, 2012 03:18 PM (SUKHu)

95 Nice!!!
Bless you DiT!!!

The guy holding her up is probably trying really hard not to get a boner in front of a stadium full of folks.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 03:19 PM (RXQ2T)

96 She's just showin' the President where she got shot

Posted by: Forrest Gump at December 01, 2012 03:19 PM (wwsoB)

97 >>>She reminded of those nature shows with the female mammal "presenting" herself to the male.

Presenting themselves is what they do.
It's the combination hair flip that you should be looking for.

Posted by: Fritz at December 01, 2012 03:20 PM (d8K+M)

98 The guy holding her up is probably trying really hard not to get a boner in front of a stadium full of folks.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 03:19 PM

You're assuming that a male cheerleader isn't ghey

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:21 PM (wwsoB)

99 I'm confused. I thought AoSHQ was where we ogled hot cheerleader pics.

Reading the comments it sounds like some here are calling her a whore for showing butt-cheek in public.

The first thing I think when I see her ass is -- oh my, that's a perfect fucking ass.

My first thought isn't -- what a dirty whore!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 03:21 PM (ZPrif)

100 She's got a great ass! And I want my head all the way up it!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at December 01, 2012 03:21 PM (lMOZd)

101 Judging from the industrial strength bra straps showing through the halter, she's a lot bigger than a B cup

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:22 PM (wwsoB)

102 90 That cheerleader is the same girl who, when she was 5, walked into a roomful of adults at a formal gathering, stripped down to nothing and stood there in all her glory. And the adults laughed and told her how cute and funny she was.

Thanks be to those adults.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2012 03:16 PM (BeSEI)


My daughter to a T. She's a total Lolita. Always loved to flirt win grown men. Always sitting in some man's lap. Thankfully at her age I'm still her "boyfriend" but it won't be long now.

She's 8 and a half.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 03:23 PM (I2LwF)

103 I see Dave in Texas has risen to the challenge.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 03:23 PM (Mnvm/)

104 100
She's got a great ass! And I want my head all the way up it!


You take that back or I'm gonna whip your ass.

Posted by: Her Dad at December 01, 2012 03:24 PM (6TB1Z)

105
She's so fine...
Wish she was mine...

DiT, thanks for sharin' the love guy, best pointy elbow pic I've seen in many moons.

Just setting up for the National Championship game that is going to be played in about 40 min or so.

As I have said elsewhere, just because ND has a perfect record and is ranked #1doesn't mean they have the best team. I bet a snowball in hell has a better chance than they do of winning the BCS game they're going to be in with Alabama, and I'd give the snowball better odds.

Posted by: Gmac at December 01, 2012 03:24 PM (IanLz)

106 When I think of a woman's ass, something just comes over me

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at December 01, 2012 03:24 PM (wwsoB)

107
it's a sports bra

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 03:24 PM (jUytm)

108 Rumors are Georgia Tech and UVA going to the Big Ten as soon as Monday. Seems crazy to me, but crazy things are happening in college football these days.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 03:24 PM (ZPrif)

109
My daughter to a T. She's a total Lolita. Always loved to flirt win grown men. Always sitting in some man's lap. Thankfully at her age I'm still her "boyfriend" but it won't be long now.


She's 8 and a half.


Do you havea son?

Posted by: Harry Reid: Suspected Pederast at December 01, 2012 03:24 PM (lMOZd)

110 30 I bet she really digs chemists.
Posted by: eman at December 01, 2012 02:34 PM (57VGh)

~~~~

Sadly that is the one thing chemistry lacks: young, buxom groupies.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 03:24 PM (RXQ2T)

111 God Bless You DiT!

Posted by: Big T Party at December 01, 2012 03:25 PM (WiQr+)

112 Truman a Nabakov Lolita not a manga/anime Loli?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 03:25 PM (Mnvm/)

113 OK v TCU game was good. I like TCU but they came up short.

Posted by: Y-not at December 01, 2012 03:26 PM (5H6zj)

114 My daughter to a T. She's a total Lolita. Always loved to flirt win
grown men. Always sitting in some man's lap. Thankfully at her age I'm
still her "boyfriend" but it won't be long now.



Get your ass over to the gun thread, then. Or the hardware store. Squinting at some youngster whilst you sharpen your hatchet might do the trick.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2012 03:26 PM (z9HTb)

115 Well I hope Neil Young will remember, a Southern ass don't need him around anyhow ....

Posted by: Lynard Skynard at December 01, 2012 03:26 PM (wwsoB)

116 107


it's a sports bra

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 03:24 PM

What kind of sport?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:28 PM (wwsoB)

117 You know, this is a fine, healthy young woman but she does not ooze sex appeal to me. Maybe I'm broken?

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 03:28 PM (I2LwF)

118 Flatbush, where did you hear that?

Maryland and Rutgers joined the Big Ten two weeks ago, if that wasn't weird enough.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at December 01, 2012 03:29 PM (hOZSx)

119 36
Today while returning from some consumer whoredom, I saw something so hilariously perfect that I did a double take. Someone with an Obama bumpersticker was pulled off on the side of the road. Someone else with a Romney bumpersticker on his truck was pulled off behind the first person and was changing her flat tire. That pretty much sums it up.


Since the Romney guy was behind her, maybe she never even noticed his sticker.

Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2012 03:29 PM (sdi6R)

120 >>You're assuming that a male cheerleader isn't ghey

I've always had the impression that ghey men enjoy looking at any type of asses. I watch this What Not to Wear show and the guy fashion consultant invariably gives out the highest praise to the gals when they are in butt-enhancing outfits as opposed to any other type of garb.

Posted by: Y-not at December 01, 2012 03:29 PM (5H6zj)

121 We know she's probably not a D cup

You can see those from behind on a gal who isn't fat

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:29 PM (wwsoB)

122 You know, this is a fine, healthy young woman but she does not ooze sex appeal to me. Maybe I'm broken?


Sorry, I forgot to douche. BRB


Posted by: Sandy F at December 01, 2012 03:32 PM (z9HTb)

123 66 I worked with a Georgia cheerleader for awhile. She kept "accidently" showing her red thong around the office.
Nobody complained but the other ladies were quick to bust guys caught looking.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 02:59 PM (C/trY)

~~~~~

Yeah, jealousy runs thick in the womenfolk.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 03:32 PM (RXQ2T)

124 117
Did you hit your head on the computer monitor while you we're staring? That might mess you up a little bit.

Posted by: Big T Party at December 01, 2012 03:34 PM (WiQr+)

125 Great thighs she's got

I'll bet she'd make a great model for someone designing a leg lamp

Posted by: Ralphie Parker at December 01, 2012 03:35 PM (wwsoB)

126 If she doesn't put your eye out with an elbow Ralphie

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 03:37 PM (Mnvm/)

127 Wait till an NFL cheerleading team hires her and she gets her NFL cheerleader boobehs

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:39 PM (wwsoB)

128 How about those Irish!

Posted by: NJRob at December 01, 2012 03:39 PM (FVp26)

129 98 The guy holding her up is probably trying really hard not to get a boner in front of a stadium full of folks.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 03:19 PM

You're assuming that a male cheerleader isn't ghey

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:21 PM (wwsoB)

~~~~

Did not cross my mind. I thought those guys on the cheerleader squad were brilliant; up close and personal with the young lasses.

World shattered. Must go drink heavily.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 03:41 PM (RXQ2T)

130 Roll Tide, Roll!

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 03:41 PM (QupBk)

131 If I saw her thighs and butt while she was wearing stilettos, I'd rewrite the college song ....

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:42 PM (wwsoB)

132 So you're born in Alabama, Dave, then moved to Texas? I went the other direction. Native West Texan exiled to Alabama.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 03:42 PM (QupBk)

133 The GT and UVA to Big Ten rumors were all over twitter yesterday and today. And now some semi-legit sources are repeating them.

Just search twitter for UVA B1G.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 03:43 PM (ZPrif)

134 "Sweet Jeebus it's 80 here today."

I wish I was there, and not just for the weather.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 01, 2012 03:44 PM (fJUCF)

135 Last week UNC and UVA both officially denied the Big Ten rumors. But both were phrased with enough legal weasel words they could be both true and not true.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 03:45 PM (ZPrif)

136 As a person of Irish ancestory, I must object to Notre Dame's team name

What would Jews think if we called the Brandeis team, "The Money Grubbing Jews"


Posted by: Eric Cartman at December 01, 2012 03:46 PM (wwsoB)

137
I realized I hadn't laughed since election day until I heard Glenn Beck say "Obama in pee pee." I laugh just thinking about it.

Long live Glenn Beck.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 03:46 PM (jUytm)

138 It's clear all the major ACC schools are lining up back-up plans in case the ACC implodes. They are all inching to the door while proclaiming unity.

And they all know that each of the other schools are having secret talks, too.

Big Ten, SEC, and Big 12 are all talking to 2,3, or 4 ACC schools they think might be good fits.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 03:48 PM (ZPrif)

139 >I realized I hadn't laughed since election day until I heard Glenn Beck say "Obama in pee pee." I laugh just thinking about it.


Piss Be Upon Him

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 03:48 PM (8sCoq)

140 >> Native West Texan exiled to Alabama



You were likely seeking water.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 01, 2012 03:48 PM (pUqSw)

141 Sorry, I'm still bitter. I would have stopped for the Obama flat tire chick long enough to say, sorry, I normally help others in need. But I see from your bumper sticker thatyour a fan of wanting government to do everything. So perhaps the government could start a program tohelp people too fucking stupid to change their own tire. Have a nice day!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 01, 2012 03:49 PM (bXdYS)

142 OT - I really hate the NFL's and ESPN's constant spin about the "tragic" loss of this
Kansas City Chiefs murderous POS.

This loser murdered his baby-mama, -
man enough to stick his dick in her, but not man enough to marry her.


Fuck him.

Posted by: Fritz at December 01, 2012 03:51 PM (d8K+M)

143 Okay, out with it, which of you rat bastards told SciFi to make today Spider Saturday? I want to be sure to direct the strike accordingly.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 01, 2012 03:52 PM (Gk3SS)

144 You were likely seeking water.

Word. I've been in the Southeast so long, my skin flakes off when I go back home for a visit.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 03:53 PM (QupBk)

145 All of this conference changing is insane. It's madness.

Nothing in this country fucking makes sense anymore. People have lost their minds.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2012 03:53 PM (fsLdt)

146 Uh oh Alexthechick is going to get all SMOD on someone...

http://youtu.be/LaAazsHXUQ8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 03:53 PM (Mnvm/)

147 'Tragedy' is one of the most misused words we have

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 03:53 PM (8sCoq)

148 I wanted Clemson in the SEC East so much more than Missouri. An in state conference rivalry for the Gamecocks.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 03:54 PM (QupBk)

149 Classical tragedy, Greek style. Look towards Oedipus. Just don't expect him to look back.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 03:55 PM (Mnvm/)

150 141
Sorry, I'm still bitter. I would have stopped for the Obama flat tire
chick long enough to say, sorry, I normally help others in need. But I
see from your bumper sticker thatyour a fan of wanting government to do
everything. So perhaps the government could start a program tohelp
people too fucking stupid to change their own tire. Have a nice day!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 01, 2012 03:49 PM

I'd stop to help her. I don't eat, sleep, and shit politics. Maybe once she saw the Romney sticker she'd open her mind a little about Republicans.

I'd also feel pretty shitty if I read on the news that one of her fellow Obama voters kidnapped, raped, and killed her.

At any rate, if she's a big believer in Obama, I wouldn't expect any offer of payment (even though I'd refuse it)

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:55 PM (wwsoB)

151 Yeah, when I go to the southwest it takes a while for my body to adapt. You'd think I'd get thirsty and drink enough water. But I don't. It's not till I notice my skin falling off and my face feeling tight as a drum that I remember, oh yeah, i really should be drinking more water when I'm in a freaking desert.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 03:55 PM (ZPrif)

152 Whatever conference that cheerleader is in, is the one I want to be in.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 01, 2012 03:56 PM (bXdYS)

153 http://www.beatdropscloset.com/Eskimo-Costume-p/jvalcs102.htm

Still not warm enough and I expect some activist group to scream racism over the name.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 01, 2012 03:56 PM (Mnvm/)

154 Rutgers is joining the Big 10 in 2014

By the time all these teams join it, won't it be the Big 100?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:56 PM (wwsoB)

155 Time for the main event.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 03:58 PM (QupBk)

156 I'd wear that ass for a hat.

Posted by: Assman at December 01, 2012 03:59 PM (GrtrJ)

157 Oh man, I just heard on the radio that someone I know was arrested for indecency with a child! A 16 yr old. Now I know two sex offenders. I knew that guy was a creep.

Posted by: L, Elle at December 01, 2012 03:59 PM (0PiQ4)

158
We are a lost people.

After Junior Seau blew a hole in his chest, his "friends" held a party to "celebrate" Seau's life.

Then after Don Cornelius killed himself, a bunch of greedy promoters and stupid strangers got together at The Apollo Theater to "celebrate" Don Cornelius' life.

Cornelius and Seau didn't even want to 'celebrate' their own lives. But nobody really cares. It's all about having a party.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 04:00 PM (jUytm)

159 I'd stop to help her. I don't eat, sleep, and shit politics. Maybe once she saw the Romney sticker she'd open her mind a little about Republicans.

I'd also feel pretty shitty if I read on the news that one of her fellow Obama voters kidnapped, raped, and killed her.

At any rate, if she's a big believer in Obama, I wouldn't expect any offer of payment (even though I'd refuse it)Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:55 PM(wwsoB).................................I should have added that I would have helped if she was elderly. OR the cheerleader in the pic. There's certain things I am willing to look past. But seriously. My daughters will know how to do basic shit like changing tires, checking oil etc. or they won't drive. I've helped numerous people on the road with some really minor things and it boggles my mind that they are tooling down the road without some limited knowledge about how to do simple things that can keep them on the road without having to get help.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 01, 2012 04:00 PM (bXdYS)

160 Why is the SEC Championship always in the Georgia Dome lately? There is the Superdome, and now I guess Cowboy Stadium.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:01 PM (QupBk)

161 Georgia peaking at the right time, Alabama's just hanging on.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:03 PM (QupBk)

162 Yup, Colorado is in the Pac-12 -- cause Denver is only 1,200 miles from the coast. Louisville is joining the ACC - it's only 700 miles from the Atlantic Ocean.

Rutgers outside NYC is joining the Big Ten, nothing more midwest than Newark, NJ. And San Diego State is joining the Big East cause, you know, it's not technically in the Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:03 PM (ZPrif)

163 SEC CHAMPIONSHIP BABY


Dawgs in an upset

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 04:04 PM (8sCoq)

164 >and now I guess Cowboy Stadium.



Cowboy Stadium is one of the portals to hell

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 04:05 PM (8sCoq)

165 I really wish Alabama had one more week to heal up. That MissState/LSU/A&M run was pretty wearing even with a mutt and a weak Auburn at the end of the season.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:06 PM (QupBk)

166 Generally speaking, functioning societies make good-faith efforts to
raise what they spend, subject to fluctuations in economic fortune:
Government spending in Australia is 33.1 percent of GDP, and tax
revenues are 27.1 percent. Likewise, government spending in Norway is
46.4 percent, and revenues are 41 percent – a shortfall but in the
ballpark. Government spending in the United States is 42.2 percent, but
revenues are 24 percent – the widest spending/taxing gulf in any major
economy

Posted by: Steyn the Mystery Ethnicity Guy at December 01, 2012 04:07 PM (Dll6b)

167 I'm just glad the game's not at Sanford Stadium.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 04:08 PM (C/trY)

168 98 You're assuming that a male cheerleader isn't ghey

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:21 PM (wwsoB)



Male cheerleaders are either ghey or the absolute biggest horn dog male sluts you've ever seen. Nothing else.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 04:11 PM (GEICT)

169 Not only do these teams have cheerleaders but about half a million flag girls and baton twirlers. god I should have gone to an SEC school.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 04:12 PM (NzBQO)

170 We should figure out what the composition of four or maybe five 16-team conferences would be. Then submit it as a petition to the White House.

Seems like something the president would like to do instead of governing, and once it's law, we can know for certain who will play where.

Using the force of murderous guns and the beck and call of a fascist dictator for good.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 04:12 PM (I2LwF)

171 160 Why is the SEC Championship always in the Georgia Dome lately? There is the Superdome, and now I guess Cowboy Stadium.
Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:01 PM (QupBk)



Lately? It's always been held there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 04:13 PM (GEICT)

172 162
Yup, Colorado is in the Pac-12 -- cause Denver is only 1,200 miles from
the coast. Louisville is joining the ACC - it's only 700 miles from the
Atlantic Ocean.



Rutgers outside NYC is joining the Big Ten, nothing more midwest
than Newark, NJ. And San Diego State is joining the Big East cause, you
know, it's not technically in the Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:03 PM

Before re-alignment into 4 divisions and expansion, the NFC East at one time was New York, Philadelphia, Washington, Dallas, Arizona

The NFC West was San Francisco, New Orleans, St Louis, Carolina, and Atlanta

Major league sports owners aren't big on geography


NFC West

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 04:13 PM (wwsoB)

173 I'll take a whack at it tonight and post my suggestions on the ONT so you all can pick it apart and call me names.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 04:14 PM (I2LwF)

174 O/T , I was looking at some pics of the damage that Sandy did to the Jersey Shore

I have a hunch they won't be putting up those "Bennies Go Home" signs this summer

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 04:15 PM (wwsoB)

175 The Romney guy who helped the flat tire lady is a better man than I. These people voted to enslave me by degrees. I'm at the "Fuck you, no quarter" point.

Posted by: DanInMN at December 01, 2012 04:15 PM (QVdlh)

176 173 I'll take a whack at it tonight and post my suggestions on the ONT so you all can pick it apart and call me names.
Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 04:14 PM (I2LwF)




You gonna go purely on football? Or take recruiting and television markets into account?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 04:16 PM (GEICT)

177 Hey Obama spends about a week on his NCAA Tournament, I'm sure this would keep him occupied for a while. I'm not sure who gets left out if we move to a 4 16 team conferences, someone would end up really upset. But I think were headed that way.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 04:16 PM (NzBQO)

178 >The Romney guy who helped the flat tire lady is a better man than I.


yeah me too. Fuck 'em. Call a government tow truck.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 04:18 PM (8sCoq)

179 Problem with realignment is you can add teams, but you can't kick out teams. ACC would probably like to ditch Wake Forest. Small private schools -- except for rare exceptions like Duke and Stanford -- aren't good for big time college sports. Especially the money maker football.

It's the big flagship public schools that are the big winners. They churn out 20, 30, 40, 50k alumni a year. Lots of alumni = political power = money from the State. More donors, too.

Also helps to have the state flagship law school. That way the state legislatures (who tend to be lawyers) are loyal to the school.

The way to win as a university today is to be as big as possible, churn out as many alumni as possible, and have a law school.

Texas, Michigan, and Ohio St are excellent examples of that.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:21 PM (ZPrif)

180 At some point, it would be good to be free of the impulses that bring ones brain to a shuddering halt on seeing an ass like that.

That ass is greater than the finest sunset, grandest mountain, or majestic sea I've ever seen, and feeling that way makes me hate myself.

But damn.

Posted by: . at December 01, 2012 04:22 PM (Q8Wa9)

181 That, my friends, is why my Mexican parents will end up with a white daughter in law

Posted by: Danny at December 01, 2012 04:22 PM (Bq7v1)

182
174 O/T , I was looking at some pics of the damage that Sandy did to the Jersey Shore

I have a hunch they won't be putting up those "Bennies Go Home" signs this summer

---------------

Who are the "Bennies"? ...And why are they not wanted there?

Posted by: wheatie at December 01, 2012 04:22 PM (CM59X)

183 143 Okay, out with it, which of you rat bastards told SciFi to make today Spider Saturday? I want to be sure to direct the strike accordingly.

----------

I am not familiar with this "SciFi" of which you speak. If you have simply misspelled "SyFy", you should be grateful you're not getting an extreme spider wrestling marathon.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at December 01, 2012 04:22 PM (1c58W)

184
would you smuggle 2 kilos of cocaine for it?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 04:23 PM (jUytm)

185 With guaranteed access, absolutely.

Posted by: . at December 01, 2012 04:24 PM (Q8Wa9)

186 You gonna go purely on football? Or take recruiting and television markets into account?

Just football. And just on geography and traditional rivalries.

TV money would come no matter what. There are enough stories franchises around the country to make fine regional cable packages. Or we could force them to share revenue like the NFL does.

I think

SEC
Big 12
Big 10
PAC-12
and the fifth will have a southwestern flavor like the mountain west, but I don't know what it'll be called.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 04:24 PM (I2LwF)

187 DEAR GOD!! This is so funny. It rivals the Glenn Beck Obama in Pee Pee funny. Be forewarned the article involves farting, duct tape, dumpsters, and pee pee. The picture is hilarious. La Trene! Secret hand shake! Hahahahahaha!!!

http://tinyurl.com/cslpcxr

Posted by: L, elle at December 01, 2012 04:24 PM (0PiQ4)

188 yeah me too. Fuck 'em. Call a government tow truck.


Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 04:18 PM

Actually they have them in LA County to keep the freeways clear. They won't tow you to a garage though, they only tow you to the nearest exit.

I blew a freeze plug on the 10 one morning, and the nearest exit was at the City Terrace exit and was going to leave me on a nasty ass street. I said to the driver, "wtf, you aren't leaving me HERE! The only reason we haven't been shot is the gangs are still asleep." He towed me another 1/4 mile to a gas station.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 04:25 PM (wwsoB)

189 Georgia football team appears to be all black.
The cheerleading squad appears to be all white.
I predict many an Obama-complected baby.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:25 PM (ZPrif)

190 ESPN just reporting Belcher had a degree in childhood development and family relations.

FAIL.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 04:26 PM (hO9ad)

191 So some football player kills his girlfriend then himself. In front of people no less.
What a f**king dick!!!
Spoiled POS should have gone in a room and offed himself alone if he was so inclined and the bozos on TV are calling it a tragedy. His name should be removed from every place it appears in the NFL and never mentioned again.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 04:26 PM (RXQ2T)

192 180At some point, it would be good to be free of the impulses that bring ones brain to a shuddering halt on seeing an ass like that.

That ass is greater than the finest sunset, grandest mountain, or majestic sea I've ever seen, and feeling that way makes me hate myself.

But damn.Posted by: . at December 01, 2012 04:22 .................................Well now that you put it that way................

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 01, 2012 04:26 PM (bXdYS)

193 and also the force feeding of meat!

http://tinyurl.com/cslpcxr

Posted by: L, elle at December 01, 2012 04:26 PM (0PiQ4)

194
that story is very onion-esque

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 04:27 PM (jUytm)

195 Ass is good!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 01, 2012 04:28 PM (uis79)

196 I'm once again getting seriously pissed at Nussmeier. He and McElwain before him are convinced that Alabama should be a passing team.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:28 PM (QupBk)

197 yeah, it must be a fake story, right? if not, I have a profound new respect for bikers.

Posted by: L, elle at December 01, 2012 04:29 PM (0PiQ4)

198 It will be Alabama & Notre Dame and Notre Dame will win!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at December 01, 2012 04:29 PM (uis79)

199 184
would you smuggle 2 kilos of cocaine for it?
Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 04:23 PM (jUytm)

~~~~

No but I'd yes, nail her and leave.
Close enough?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 04:30 PM (RXQ2T)

200 So instead of running it down their throats, AJ is sitting in the pocket and coughed it up to give Georgia a very short field to work with.

Arg!

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:30 PM (QupBk)

201
it reads a little too perfectly scripted

Posted by: soothsayer at December 01, 2012 04:30 PM (jUytm)

202 The only tragedy is for the Girl who died, her family and the family of Belcher as well. For Belcher it's not tragedy. It was cowardice and intentional. It's one thing to take yourself out, but to take someone else with you makes you a flaming coward. Thoughts and prayers to the families though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 01, 2012 04:30 PM (bXdYS)

203 >DEAR GOD!! This is so funny. It rivals the Glenn Beck Obama in Pee Pee funny.


I don't know whether that's real or parody. It's awesome either way.

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 04:30 PM (8sCoq)

204 187 DEAR GOD!! This is so funny.

http://tinyurl.com/cslpcxr
Posted by: L, elle at December 01, 2012 04:24 PM (0PiQ4)

---

I lol'd hard. Too bad it's fake :'(

Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at December 01, 2012 04:31 PM (BgIBZ)

205 200 So instead of running it down their throats, AJ is sitting in the pocket and coughed it up to give Georgia a very short field to work with.

Arg!
Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:30 PM (QupBk)



It's Georgia. They'll fuck it up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 04:31 PM (GEICT)

206 199 Should say, "No, but I'd say yes, nail her and leave."

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 04:31 PM (RXQ2T)

207
the important thing is Belcher died while doing what he loved to do..

Posted by: soothsayer has to say it at December 01, 2012 04:31 PM (jUytm)

208 I dunno. Miss Wide Ride has a tan bottom--but I can see why the lady in the stands is looking so disgusted.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 01, 2012 04:32 PM (oe1aw)

209 174 O/T , I was looking at some pics of the damage that Sandy did to the Jersey Shore

I have a hunch they won't be putting up those "Bennies Go Home" signs this summer

---------------

Who are the "Bennies"? ...And why are they not wanted there?


Posted by: wheatie at December 01, 2012 04:22 PM

"Bennies" are the tourists who visit the Jersey Shore, usually from NYC or Northern NJ. As you would expect, a lot of the tourists are raging assholes, but if you don't want their money, don't open tourist traps and build boardwalks.

Many of the worst complainers are those who moved to The Shore from those same areas, and after one year bitch about the Bennies.

A lot of tourists liked to visit the mountains and country in the part of NJ where I grew up, some of them from the Jersey Shore. They weren't model tourists either

If they don't want the Bennies money, we could always get the French to visit there so they can experience the joy of dealing with French tourists


Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 04:32 PM (wwsoB)

210 Yup, 80s this weekend here too. A typical Texas wintery weekend. Got a big hunk of pork to smoke tomorrow and a case of beer. Allah Akbar!

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at December 01, 2012 04:32 PM (9HhTH)

211 the important thing is Belcher died while doing what he loved to do..

I'm going to hell for laughing.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:32 PM (QupBk)

212 would you smuggle 2 kilos of cocaine for it?
Well she couldn't smuggle it herself. The TSA pervs would be all over her ass.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 01, 2012 04:34 PM (jPVBi)

213 Spoiled POS should have gone in a room and offed
himself alone if he was so inclined and the bozos on TV are calling it a
tragedy.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 04:26 PM

Shit, they called Chappaquiddick a "Kennedy Tragedy", and believe it or not there were reporters calling Cousin Willie's raping that woman a "Kennedy Tragedy"

When Michael skied into that tree, it was "Kennedy Stupidity", not a "Kennedy Tragedy"


Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 04:35 PM (wwsoB)

214 Elbow panties?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 04:35 PM (wR+pz)

215 See Toby? Told ya.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 04:36 PM (GEICT)

216
On closer inspection, that looks like a FOUR hook bra, always a good sign.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 04:36 PM (wR+pz)

217 Georgia gets bupkis with the short field.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:36 PM (QupBk)

218 180 That ass is greater than the finest sunset, grandest mountain, or majestic sea I've ever seen, and feeling that way makes me hate myself.

Posted by: . at December 01, 2012 04:22 PM (Q8Wa9)

---

Reminds me of
http://youtu.be/kfCjxDTyOIA?t=14s

Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at December 01, 2012 04:36 PM (BgIBZ)

219 Run.the.ball.Dammit

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:37 PM (QupBk)

220 189 Georgia football team appears to be all black.
The cheerleading squad appears to be all white.
I predict many an Obama-complected baby.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:25 PM (ZPrif)

~~~~~

Future single mom strippers.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 04:37 PM (RXQ2T)

221 210
Yup, 80s this weekend here too. A typical Texas wintery weekend. Got a
big hunk of pork to smoke tomorrow and a case of beer. Allah Akbar!


Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at December 01, 2012 04:32 PM

I guess that means some pretty warm weather is heading for the FL Gulf Coast too.

It's around 80 here, but this time of year it can cool down quite a bit at night

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 04:38 PM (wwsoB)

222 Did anyone else notice the entire section of GA cheerleaders in tight outfits? The cameraman keeps scanning them, but no close ups.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 04:39 PM (wR+pz)

223 Run.The.Ball

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:40 PM (QupBk)

224 The biggest Kennedy tragedy of them all is re-election.

Posted by: Truman North at December 01, 2012 04:40 PM (I2LwF)

225 222
Did anyone else notice the entire section of GA cheerleaders in tight
outfits? The cameraman keeps scanning them, but no close ups.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at December 01, 2012 04:39 PM

Tight enough for cameltoes?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 04:40 PM (wwsoB)

226 That was the stupidest football decision since Mack Brown last made a football decision. Why try a sketchy kick when you could...
1) go for it. Bama has a longer field
2) punt. Bama ball on 20
why give it to them on the 40 when you are taxing your kickers leg?

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at December 01, 2012 04:40 PM (BAnPT)

227
209 ..."Bennies" are the tourists who visit the Jersey Shore, usually from NYC or Northern NJ. As you would expect, a lot of the tourists are raging assholes, but if you don't want their money, don't open tourist traps and build boardwalks.

-----------

Thanks for 'splaining it to me, kbdabear.

And yeah, funny how people in the retail tourist trade end up hating tourists.

From what I've seen of the storm damage to the Jersey Shore area...it doesn't look like they're going to have any 'tourist trade' for a long time.

I read where MTV has cancelled that 'Jersey Shore' show of theirs...and replaced it with a show set in West Virginia, called 'Buck Wild'.

Posted by: wheatie at December 01, 2012 04:41 PM (CM59X)

228
stop to help her. I don't eat, sleep, and shit politics. Maybe once she saw the Romney sticker she'd open her mind a little about Republicans.

=======
I'd help her, but while I was doing it she'd get my thoughts on JEPOS and the FSA in general.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 04:42 PM (85EaA)

229 Big Ten and SEC are secure money spigots.
Pac-12 is secure out West.
Big 12 and ACC are fighting to the death for that last Super Conference spot. Big 12 looked weak last year, losing 4 schools in 2 years. But now the ACC is the limping antelope and the big boys are threatening to strike.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:42 PM (ZPrif)

230 I think the ACC/Big East merger will eventually happen, with all the football schools going to the SEC or Big 10. Pac 12 and Big 12 will have to swallow their pride and pick up remaining MWC/WAC schools. Pac 12 already said they are looking at SDSU and Boise.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 04:43 PM (NzBQO)

231 >On closer inspection, that looks like a FOUR hook bra, always a good sign.



you sir are a steely-eyed missile man

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 04:44 PM (8sCoq)

232 Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 04:42 PM (85EaA)

---

I've got JEPOS but what is FSA?

Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at December 01, 2012 04:45 PM (BgIBZ)

233 220 189 Georgia football team appears to be all black.
The cheerleading squad appears to be all white.
I predict many an Obama-complected baby.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:25 PM (ZPrif)

~~~~~

Future single mom strippers.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 01, 2012 04:37 PM (RXQ2T)



FYI...college cheerleaders don't sleep with the football players.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 04:46 PM (GEICT)

234 One pointy elbow and two loverly ass-cheeks, what's not to like?

Posted by: The Great Satan'sGhost at December 01, 2012 04:47 PM (1bUGk)

235 Damn sticky keyboard : O~

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at December 01, 2012 04:48 PM (1bUGk)

236 Big 12 is reportedly in talks with FSU and Clemson.

Big Ten and SEC only have two free spots left (assuming they stop at 16).

Rumors are two of UNC, UVA, GaTech to Big Ten.

Also rumors of VaTech, NCST to SEC and FlaSt and Clemson to Big12.

Once SEC and Big Ten take their picks, the leftover football schools go to Big12 and the rest merge/absorb the Big East.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:48 PM (ZPrif)

237 >FYI...college cheerleaders don't sleep with the football players.



yeah- I'm sure it's never happened

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 04:48 PM (8sCoq)

238 Free Shit Army....the takers.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 04:48 PM (85EaA)

239
...what is FSA?

Free Shit Army.

Posted by: wheatie at December 01, 2012 04:49 PM (CM59X)

240 I don't think the cheerleaders and players even see each other until game time, and they're not interacting on the sidelines


Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 04:49 PM (wwsoB)

241 Is that like the KISS Army?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2012 04:49 PM (C/trY)

242 Huh? Football players date cheerleaders all the time.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:50 PM (ZPrif)

243 238 239

Thanks.

:facepalm:

Posted by: Not Ready To Unsock at December 01, 2012 04:50 PM (BgIBZ)

244 They meet at these crazy things called parties that, I've heard, college kids sometimes have.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:51 PM (ZPrif)

245 237 >FYI...college cheerleaders don't sleep with the football players.



yeah- I'm sure it's never happened
Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 04:48 PM (8sCoq)



I'm sure it has, but not the norm at all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 04:51 PM (GEICT)

246 242
Huh? Football players date cheerleaders all the time.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 01, 2012 04:50 PM

In high school yes, but college campuses are huge.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 04:54 PM (wwsoB)

247 The fake works!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 04:54 PM (GEICT)

248 well it worked for georgia

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 04:54 PM (NzBQO)

249 Did Georgia announce Tackle Eligable?

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:54 PM (QupBk)

250 You have to report and the official has to announce it.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:55 PM (QupBk)

251 Or is that only in Pro ball?

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:55 PM (QupBk)

252 They just explained it Toby

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 04:58 PM (GEICT)

253
OT, (But with a hat tip to the picture of the lovely cheer leader at the top of this thread):

Another stunning Obama foreign policy victory! As you all know, he was recently working on a plan to form a Trans-Pacific Partnership, that excluded China. It was going to be quite the feather in his cap. However. China turned the diplomatic tables on President Barky "Ruprecht" Obama, and formed the partnership with a number of our allies, including Japan, and South Korea....and excluding the U.S.

Not even our ball licking media is going to be able to paint a smiley face on this turd.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 01, 2012 04:58 PM (L7hol)

254 TD Georgia

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 04:58 PM (QupBk)

255 TD DAWGS

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 04:58 PM (8sCoq)

256 >Not even our ball licking media is going to be able to paint a smiley face on this turd.


Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 01, 2012 04:58 PM (L7hol)

They won't report it- thus, it didn't happen

Posted by: Jones in CO at December 01, 2012 04:59 PM (8sCoq)

257 KISS Army is more valuable to the US.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 05:00 PM (85EaA)

258 Finally, Georgia breaks the ice. 'Bamahas to hustle on this next possesion or risk getting pounded. Handling adversity ain't easy for a oncepre-ordained team that has already stumbled. We'll see.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2012 05:01 PM (tkoGU)

259 Another freakin pass. I hate this. Run the ball until they stack the box and then throw the crossing route or take a shot downfield.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:04 PM (QupBk)

260 Ouch. Bad posession when they really needed a good one. Time for the Bama D to try to stabilize.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2012 05:05 PM (tkoGU)

261 OT - So. I clearly need to start drinking more. I just spent a very frustrating half hour trying to troubleshoot my wireless mouse.


Guess what! It has an off switch.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 01, 2012 05:06 PM (Gk3SS)

262 Somebody just got knocked across the screen like in a superhero movie.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2012 05:06 PM (tkoGU)

263 Fucking Nussmeier.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:07 PM (QupBk)

264 The thing is, Alabama isn't getting first downs, and they are not wearing out the defense. If you are going to go three and out, do it early and do it while running the ball.

It pays off in the fourth quarter.

Play effin Bama Ball.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:09 PM (QupBk)

265 Pointiest elbow I've seen in some time.

Posted by: MTF at December 01, 2012 05:16 PM (+GpbP)

266 These kids just loving touching helmets these days...

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at December 01, 2012 05:17 PM (tkoGU)

267 Dammit.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:21 PM (QupBk)

268 That was a gorgeous pass to that Georgia player. Oh. Wait.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 01, 2012 05:21 PM (Gk3SS)

269 Well, the Tide cheerleaders are a better investment that the players. Interception in the end zone.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 01, 2012 05:22 PM (kxlCQ)

270 What a horrible pass by McCarron. He was staring him down almost before he even got the snap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 05:23 PM (GEICT)

271 For the millionth time I note that in classic Bama Ball all that you ask of the QB is that he not hurt you.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:24 PM (QupBk)

272 Good start to the day. Baylor wins, Baylor wins.

Posted by: WAGOPinTX at December 01, 2012 05:26 PM (fXInK)

273 Can't argue with effort level on either side, that's for sure.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2012 05:26 PM (tkoGU)

274 You shouldn't ask AJ to win the game for you because frankly, he's not that good. Plenty good enough for the safe pass but he's had some key picks and fumbles this year.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:27 PM (QupBk)

275 And really, our fifth string RB (now 3rd because of injury) would start on most teams. Pound it early.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:28 PM (QupBk)

276 Guess what! It has an off switch.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 01, 2012 05:06 PM (Gk3SS)

Well, at least you didn't pay someone to figure that out.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 05:29 PM (hO9ad)

277 Boom. The plot thickens.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2012 05:32 PM (tkoGU)

278 And that's how you do it. Note it Nussmeier. Note it.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:32 PM (QupBk)

279 Best Cheerleader pick ever.

TOUCHDOWN! Al-a-bama. *think Keith Jackson*

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at December 01, 2012 05:33 PM (3Y7RV)

280
Things be happening.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2012 05:38 PM (tkoGU)

281 Is Forest Gump going to get in the game?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 01, 2012 05:38 PM (jucos)

282 Gonna have to call that one a cheap shot.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2012 05:39 PM (tkoGU)

283 Gonna have to call that one a cheap shot.

Yep. The QB wasn't rushing toward the ball, a push would have been plenty sufficient.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:41 PM (QupBk)

284 Gull dang thats a nice picture

Posted by: Doc at December 01, 2012 05:42 PM (RgWBf)

285 261 AtC, didn't that happen with your gaming system recently as well?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at December 01, 2012 05:42 PM (NYki8)

286 Huge scramble!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2012 05:43 PM (tkoGU)

287 Followed an SUV from uptown Charlotte with a Masonic license plate, an NRA sticker and an Obama sticker. Very perplexing.

Posted by: NCKate at December 01, 2012 05:44 PM (V1oS8)

288 Followed an SUV from uptown Charlotte with a Masonic license plate, an NRA sticker and an Obama sticker. Very perplexing.

Dueling family members.

Posted by: Retread at December 01, 2012 05:45 PM (zxitI)

289 "I'd stop to help her. I don't eat, sleep, and shit
politics. Maybe once she saw the Romney sticker she'd open her mind a
little about Republicans.

I'd also feel pretty shitty if I read on the news that one of her fellow Obama voters kidnapped, raped, and killed her.

At any rate, if she's a big believer in Obama, I wouldn't expect any offer of payment (even though I'd refuse it)



Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2012 03:55 PM (wwsoB"


Excellent response. You could even contrive to ensure that she sees the Romney sticker on your car, and then you could say, "Well, that's how Republicans roll. We don't look to Big Government for help in every little thing, and we look out for our friends. You didn't have any cars with Obama stickers stopping to offer help, did you?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2012 05:46 PM (pFqpP)

290 AtC, didn't that happen with your gaming system recently as well?


Yup. It's entirely possible that I'm an idiot.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 01, 2012 05:48 PM (Gk3SS)

291 I really really really hate to depend on the opposition not having a stand out 2nd half. Now we will have to beat a Georgia defense that isn't worn out.

Fucking Nussmeier.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 05:53 PM (QupBk)

292 "190
ESPN just reporting Belcher had a degree in childhood development and family relations.

FAIL.


Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 04:26 PM (hO9ad)"
In other words a "sure-pass" degree because he was too stupid or drugged-up to get a degree in a tough subject like journalism or education. A degree in being there, if you will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2012 05:53 PM (pFqpP)

293 Just a question a about that pic...

Are all the "cute girls" in Georgia that....ummmmm.....

....chunky?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 01, 2012 05:53 PM (iLWG0)

294 Dear Roger Goodell:
Make sure you have a moment of silence for the shooting victim's child and family before the games tomorrow. Do NOT have a fucking moment of silence for a fucking murderer no matter how "tragic" it was.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 01, 2012 05:54 PM (ZOf1l)

295 Do NOT have a fucking moment of silence for a fucking murderer no matter how "tragic" it was.

Yeah good luck with that.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2012 05:57 PM (fsLdt)

296 Wow, what an elbow!

Roll Tide!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 01, 2012 05:59 PM (yiIja)

297 Elbows? There are elbows in that pic?

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at December 01, 2012 05:59 PM (Mwakv)

298 Do NOT have a fucking moment of silence for a fucking murderer no matter how "tragic" it was.

Pfft. Judging is racist.

Posted by: Mr. Goodell at December 01, 2012 06:03 PM (hO9ad)

299 Elbows? There are elbows in that pic?

One deployed, the other one safely stowed away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 01, 2012 06:05 PM (yiIja)

300 Boomer Sooner!

Posted by: lou's a girl at December 01, 2012 06:09 PM (adaoe)

301 >Are all the "cute girls" in Georgia that....ummmmm.........chunky?

Man, no offense, but you and I have different definitions of chunky. I want a woman's ass to look like a woman's ass, not a little girl or a dude's ass. And to be honest, that ass is right smack in the Goldilocks zone.

Posted by: DanInMN at December 01, 2012 06:09 PM (khf9A)

302 #302 DanInMN wrote, "And to be honest, that ass is right smack in the Goldilocks zone."

Goldilocks. You mean you think she's a natural blonde?

Posted by: Looking Glass at December 01, 2012 06:11 PM (g3wOT)

303 No, I mean her porridge is neither too large nor too small.

Posted by: DanInMN at December 01, 2012 06:12 PM (khf9A)

304 #302 DanInMN wrote, "And to be honest, that ass is right smack in the Goldilocks zone."

Goldilocks. You mean you think she's a natural blonde?
Posted by: Looking Glass

indeed, not only is it right in the zone it is asking a smacking.

Posted by: yankeefith at December 01, 2012 06:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

305 Verne Lundquist.....was announcing games in the Grant administration.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 06:15 PM (85EaA)

306 ok

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

307 fyi, that is not Miss Tammy, MissTammy is a redhead

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2012 06:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

308 Ha, Mrs. D just called the downed Dawg a "pussy".

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 06:18 PM (85EaA)

309 Just because I'm sure you're all wanting to know, Houston and LA are tied 1-1 in the MLS Cup in the 64th minute. Scheduling it on conference championship Saturday was a great idea.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 01, 2012 06:21 PM (iFl7N)

310 Georgia bulling their way down the field.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2012 06:21 PM (tkoGU)

311 That Georgia TD should probably be called back but there's no way to be conclusive.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 01, 2012 06:24 PM (iFl7N)

312 When you hear the song "Bits and Pieces" (by The Dave Clark Five), do you think of Chuck McCain ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 01, 2012 06:25 PM (e8kgV)

313 308 Ha, Mrs. D just called the downed Dawg a "pussy".

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 06:18 PM (85EaA)




That makes her a keeper.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:25 PM (GEICT)

314 I've just figured out how to boost the interest level in college football games -- cheerleader squad catfights at halftime. Betwixt all the hair pulling, screaming, and scratching there's a distinct possibility that a boobeh or two might pop out.

Give the victors a lifetime supply of AA batteries; the losers get a set of steak knives.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2012 06:27 PM (ccXZP)

315 OT:
The USS Enterprise (CVN-65) is dead.
Long live the USS Enterprise (CVN-80)!

And now, Back to your elbows,
already in progress...

Posted by: ChrisP at December 01, 2012 06:30 PM (D7DVk)

316 Fuckin' Nussmeier

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:30 PM (QupBk)

317 And now, Back to your elbows,
already in progress...

Barry prefers fists.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 01, 2012 06:32 PM (ZOf1l)

318 Not tipped

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:36 PM (GEICT)

319 Holy shit!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:36 PM (GEICT)

320 Wow GA TD off a FG block

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (85EaA)

321 Nussmeier.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (QupBk)

322 Can't anybody here play this game?

Posted by: Looking Glass at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (g3wOT)

323 Woah. That tip call has come back to haunt Alabama in a big hurry.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (iFl7N)

324 That kick was damn slow to develop.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:37 PM (QupBk)

325 Big plays will kill you.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:38 PM (QupBk)

326 At least that TD didn't take much time off the clock. So we have that going for us.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:39 PM (QupBk)

327 Hey Alabama, you in trouble girl.

Posted by: Shaquetha Jones at December 01, 2012 06:40 PM (ZOf1l)

328
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 06:25 PM (GEICT)
====
Oh she a keeper. Anyone that can put up with my ass gets a medal.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 06:42 PM (85EaA)

329 Help me Horde, you're my only hope! This is very very important.


Do I want pizza or Chinese? Ohhhhh or do I want sammich of oppression, hate fries and shake of intolerance?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 01, 2012 06:43 PM (Gk3SS)

330 BADONKYDONK!!!

Posted by: Trace Adkins at December 01, 2012 06:44 PM (r9JUC)

331 FAP...oops, did that come out?

Posted by: AgentLobos at December 01, 2012 06:45 PM (McawF)

332 AtC, get the sammich, fries, and shake, because the latter's Christmas flavor is only around for a short period of time.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (iFl7N)

333 Note.It.Fucking.Nussmeier

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:48 PM (QupBk)

334 because the latter's Christmas flavor is only around for a short period of time.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 01, 2012 06:47 PM (iFl7N)



Shake is currently in the lead because I can't go there tomorrow and pizza and Chinese will be available then.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 01, 2012 06:50 PM (Gk3SS)

335
Yea, what I lurk said.


I'm going out happy I didn't eat the grass and dried twigs they were telling me were 'healthy' for me.

PS... Bama may have gotten a bad break on the 'tipped pass' call but they answered.

Posted by: Gmac at December 01, 2012 06:51 PM (IanLz)

336 Step up, Defense.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:52 PM (QupBk)

337 Now pound the rock.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:55 PM (QupBk)

338 Do I want pizza or Chinese?

Pizza leftovers always treat me better.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2012 06:56 PM (hO9ad)

339 GA can't get near Lacey

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 06:57 PM (85EaA)

340 Bama smash.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 01, 2012 06:57 PM (tkoGU)

341 Now put Yeldon back in. Lacey is winded.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 06:58 PM (QupBk)

342 Now put Yeldon back in. Lacey is winded.


You say it here, it comes out there!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 01, 2012 06:59 PM (Gk3SS)

343 I miss Fowler this year. That guy is a Trent Richardson in the making.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:01 PM (QupBk)

344 Now how hard was that, Nussmeier?

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:03 PM (QupBk)

345 Touchdown. Here comes the Tide.



AtC, I'm a little disappointed in you. You're a Conservative. You always feast on hate and intolerance.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:05 PM (GEICT)

346 Georgia, you in trouble girl.

Posted by: Towanda Smith, who thinks Shaquetha is an idiot. at December 01, 2012 07:06 PM (ZOf1l)

347 Georgia and Alabama...2 Confederate flag states.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 01, 2012 07:06 PM (85EaA)

348 AtC, I'm a little disappointed in you. You're a Conservative. You always feast on hate and intolerance.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:05 PM (GEICT)



That is true. It's just a matter of what physical form they are going to take. Hint: mmmm, shake.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 01, 2012 07:08 PM (Gk3SS)

349 The way they're going the winning team's total will be in the 40s.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at December 01, 2012 07:10 PM (iFl7N)

350 WOW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:11 PM (GEICT)

351 Georgia answers.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:11 PM (QupBk)

352 348 That is true. It's just a matter of what physical form they are going to take. Hint: mmmm, shake.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at December 01, 2012 07:08 PM (Gk3SS)



Someone get the lady a shake! Stat! Peppermint chocolate chip!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 01, 2012 07:14 PM (GEICT)

353 A big play by the Alabama defense would be timely right about now.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:23 PM (QupBk)

354 "15
That my boys is what we're fightin' for."

===============

She almost certainly voted for Obama because of binders.

Posted by: Kensington at December 01, 2012 07:25 PM (uaEZS)

355
So many doors, how did you choose?
So much to gain, so much to lose
So many things got in your way
No time today, no time today

Be careful not to lose your head
Remember what the Dormouse said, Alice!

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 01, 2012 07:25 PM (e8kgV)

356 Running the ball forced single coverage. TD Alabama.

Note.It.Fucking.Nussmeier.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:34 PM (QupBk)

357 What a game. This for all intents and purposes is the national championship.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 01, 2012 07:37 PM (ZETiK)

358 Man, some of you guys really sell ND short.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:38 PM (QupBk)

359 Don't fumble it, Yeldon.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:39 PM (QupBk)

360 It's over.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:47 PM (QupBk)

361 maybe not

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:48 PM (QupBk)

362 probably not

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:48 PM (QupBk)

363 not

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:49 PM (QupBk)

364 pretty sure not

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:50 PM (QupBk)

365 damn

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:51 PM (QupBk)

366 I think Georgia played too well for the Rammer Jammer, but the fans are doing it anyway.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:55 PM (QupBk)

367 Bad clock management, gotta spike that ball.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 01, 2012 07:55 PM (NzBQO)

368 Nick Saban makes it hard to be an Alabama fan.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 01, 2012 07:56 PM (ZETiK)

369 My head hurts.

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 07:56 PM (QupBk)

370 I should have gone to a SEC school, the coeds are hot.

Posted by: perdogg at December 01, 2012 08:24 PM (uRqp0)

371
#38

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at December 01, 2012 08:30 PM (Cnqmv)

372
#38

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at December 01, 2012 08:30 PM (Cnqmv)

373
"#38;"

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at December 01, 2012 08:31 PM (Cnqmv)

374
amp;
#38;

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at December 01, 2012 08:32 PM (Cnqmv)

375 amp #38

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at December 01, 2012 08:33 PM (Cnqmv)

376 I jsut gotta say, I hope this cheerleader becomes a permanent fixture here at the HQ.

Posted by: EC at December 01, 2012 09:02 PM (doBIb)

377
8 Miles and miles of burning desert over acres acres of broken glass


need I say what is hard and dragging in the sand


and glass shards

Posted by: Bildo at December 01, 2012 09:04 PM (eToum)

378 Blaine, WA - local hotel in this small town announced it is closing due to (and I quote directly) slow business over the past 4 years.

Blaine, WA is in Whatcom County.

Whatcom County election results 2012:
Senate: Democrat 60%
President: Democrat 55%
Governor: Democrat 53%

Fuck them and all 200 people who will lose their jobs in a few weeks.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 01, 2012 09:23 PM (HDgX3)

379 Love the look on the horse-toothed woman's face.-

Posted by: Quint at December 01, 2012 10:01 PM (tWWgb)

380 #9

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at December 01, 2012 10:03 PM (yJYwC)

381 42

Posted by: toby928© at December 01, 2012 10:13 PM (QupBk)

382 fyi- coeds are hot everywhere

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of one at full price at December 01, 2012 11:02 PM (quLHy)

383
Blaine, WA is in Whatcom Count

Posted by: Cotovelo de raio longo at December 02, 2012 02:31 AM (NSW03)

384 Whatcom County election result

Posted by: Di¨¢metro del tubo at December 02, 2012 02:32 AM (NSW03)

385 358Man, some of you guys really sell ND short.Posted by: toby928© Why yes, yes we do and there's an excelent reason for it.Do you see where the UF Gators are ranked?They played and beat 4 teams that were ranked in the top 10 at the time they played them. They onlylost to the #2 team, the UGA Bulldogs.Who has ND played?

Posted by: Gmac at December 02, 2012 03:13 AM (IanLz)

386 Would make a blind man see....

Posted by: NUWildcat at December 02, 2012 06:14 AM (UzlOs)

387
Could she crack walnuts between those cheeks?
Well maybe not--but I suspect some other nuts might have been cracked there.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 02, 2012 12:41 PM (oe1aw)

388 Dayyyam.... There's gotta be a story...
She's Tiiiite!

Posted by: TA at December 02, 2012 02:44 PM (zoLzQ)

389 U know.... I could get to like being a guy cheerleader with views like that....

Posted by: TA at December 02, 2012 02:53 PM (zoLzQ)

390 Roll Tide.

Posted by: Unclezeb at December 02, 2012 07:21 PM (eoMS2)






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Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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