French Socialist Minister: We're Just Nationalizing Industries, Like Obama's Doing In the US
ndustry Minister Arnaud Montebourg, a member of the governing Socialist party, caused controversy last week when he said that the Indian company, which employs close to 20,000 people in France, should leave after it said it would have to close down a factory. The French government announced on Thursday that it could nationalize the factory in question, with backing from an unnamed businessman. ... Montebourg told CNBC after a meeting with trade unions in Paris: “Barack Obama's nationalized. The Germans are nationalizing. All countries are nationalizing. I've also noticed the British nationalized 6 banks.”Everyone seems to think Obama's a socialist except the American media. And how is all this socialism working out for Europe? Not well.
The unemployment rate continued its steady rise, reaching 11.7% in October, up from 11.6% the month before and 10.4% a year ago. A further 173,000 were out of work across the single currency area, bringing the total to 18.7 million.Now, of the two Europes, which one are we following? That's right, the south, big spending, big borrowing. And soon, huge unemployment. We're really heading for something so severe that people will finally understand it to be a Depression. I suppose all I can do is laugh anymore.
Royal Bank of Scotland's Alberto Gallo Please turn on JavaScript. Media requires JavaScript to play. Royal Bank of Scotland's Alberto Gallo: "The real issue is we're in a two-speed Europe" The respective fortunes of northern and southern Europe diverged further. In Spain, the jobless rate rose to 26.2% from 25.8% the previous month, and in Italy it rose to 11.1% from 10.8%. In contrast, unemployment in Germany held steady at 5.4% of the labour force, while in Austria it fell from 4.4% to just 4.3%.
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Posted by: kathysaysso at November 30, 2012 05:59 PM (y5uWA)
Posted by: EC at November 30, 2012 06:01 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 30, 2012 06:01 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 30, 2012 06:02 PM (hyB08)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 30, 2012 06:04 PM (W2CkS)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 30, 2012 06:04 PM (Gk3SS)
Oh, the takers' greed is quite frightful
But the left finds it delightful
And since we'll all be doomed anyhow
Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn
The spending is never stopping
With spineless men always a-flopping
Just drive it over that cliff now
Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn
When it finally all implodes
We'll all pick it up from the ground
And if we fix government all right
We might keep it fiscally sound
When the fires are slowly dying
And the left is finally crying
We can all say "We told you so"
Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn
Posted by: Locarno at November 30, 2012 06:04 PM (f7XGr)
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 06:04 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2012 06:05 PM (JEpGb)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2012 06:05 PM (6NDno)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2012 06:06 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2012 06:06 PM (BoE3Z)
If you rub a dog's nose in the mess it makes long enough, he gets the message. This should be approach to leftists and 'open minded' moderates.
By the way, I son't know if anyone noticed, but we've been cruising along at around 350k new unemployment claims per week, and had something like +170 less unemployed allegedly last month. The claims spiked by 100k (to 450) the week of the election and 'fell' to 420 something the following week and 391 (surely to be revised upward).
Expect a negative job print for November.
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2012 06:06 PM (hO9ad)
Come out of the socialist closet, lefties.
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2012 06:06 PM (3SvjA)
Fucked and Really Fucked
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2012 06:07 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: toby928© at November 30, 2012 06:07 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Newsweek at November 30, 2012 06:07 PM (60GaT)
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Posted by: JavaScript at November 30, 2012 06:07 PM (feFL6)
In hindsight, I love that idea that the donks were buying up a bunch of low cost non-primetime garbage air time, including on non prime channels.
My PAC would've been screaming this shit all over the place.
anyway, would could shoulda. The scary thing about obama is that we really don't know whether he's just a gangster, pawn, or cloward piven apostle.
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:08 PM (QxSug)
Where is the leadership in the Republican party?
Boner and company have been feckless.
Until they begin leading, Let It Burn.
Posted by: rd at November 30, 2012 06:08 PM (zLp5I)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 30, 2012 06:05 PM (6NDno)
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Welcome to "New America".
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2012 06:08 PM (2mZZv)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:09 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: JDP at November 30, 2012 06:09 PM (60GaT)
Shit, I know a red-state conservative who was bragging up his new Chevy truck.
I said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He said sheepishly, "They cut me a great deal."
I said, "They cut you a great deal WITH MONEY THAT THEY STOLE FROM THE REST OF US. Dumb fuck."
Beast. Starvation. Some assembly required.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 30, 2012 06:09 PM (ymG7s)
Posted by: toby928© at November 30, 2012 06:10 PM (QupBk)
He got a call from his partner one morning that the local gendarmes were there to seize the boats and the shrimp processing plant....by the time he got too the local bank they already had his stash all but a few clams he sent to a NY Bank gone. Then all the boats and machinery promptly run a ground by the banana republic in 14 months.
Posted by: Clemenza at November 30, 2012 06:10 PM (Q8Pu5)
"What a lot of people don't necessarily appreciate is the role that the Democrat party (and its less-than-worthless "politicians") play(s) in spreading Socialism (and therefore misery) all over the world."
Right, I don't appreciate it one little bit.
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 06:10 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: Palooka at November 30, 2012 06:10 PM (oN+9z)
I'll tell you one thing about FDR style donk tyrants, they don't make the same mistake twice. This time, they avoid the pain of Great Depression 2.0 by welfaring this bitch up. Until the currency collapses.
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:10 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:08 PM (QxSug)
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Ace finally accepted the term "tyrant" in an earlier thread. This is really what he is.
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2012 06:11 PM (2mZZv)
LIB
Posted by: Sewer Pipe at November 30, 2012 06:11 PM (Pm4tN)
"What a lot of people don't necessarily appreciate is the role that the Democrat party (and its less-than-worthless "politicians") play(s) in spreading Socialism (and therefore misery) all over the world."
Right, I don't appreciate it one little bit.
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 06:10 PM (jTKU5) "
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:11 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 06:11 PM (cnS/d)
Obama ain't no where close.
So, is he a lesser or greater failure than yourself?
Posted by: toby928© at November 30, 2012 06:11 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2012 06:11 PM (BoE3Z)
I used to work on my own cars when I owned beat up VW's and MG Midgets (pre-computer chip cars). Not any more.
I used to try to get things fixed when they broke - found out it's cheaper to replace them.
I don't think I'm atypical, and those of my ilk are in for a terrible shock when the burning commences.
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 30, 2012 06:11 PM (y5uWA)
1. Paying consultants about a metric fuckton of money to figure out how message this stuff to the brain dead undecideds.
or
2. Trying to figure out how to get in on the action.
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:12 PM (QxSug)
Obama ain't no where close.
Posted by: Palooka at November 30, 2012 06:10 PM (oN+9z) "
I'm a socialist. Now trust the words that are coming out of my mouth!!!1
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:12 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: Pol Pot at November 30, 2012 06:12 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Mao Tse Tung at November 30, 2012 06:13 PM (QupBk)
Obama ain't no where close.
Posted by: Palooka
Nope, he and his credentialed cohort are right in the spectrum of socialism. There is no socialism without a nomenklatura and never will be.
Welcome to the future, serf.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2012 06:13 PM (JEpGb)
^^^This. He was raised on it. It's been his plan all along. In my opinion anyway.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2012 06:13 PM (O/fK8)
I'm a socialist
Preach it brother!
Posted by: Pol Pot at November 30, 2012 06:12 PM (QupBk)
Meh - I'm a lumberjack.
Posted by: the Pythons at November 30, 2012 06:13 PM (BoE3Z)
whites get to status whore with useless degrees and obamaphonelady gets her phone and our mexican day laborer overlords get something, I just don't know what (irony: it seems they get what we want, freedom to do what they want)
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:14 PM (QxSug)
I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (PFvlM)
In contrast, unemployment in Germany held steady at 5.4% of the labour force, while in Austria it fell from 4.4% to just 4.3%.
Europe's Recessionary Collapse Beating Even Most Optimistic Expectations
http://tinyurl.com/d92pqa8
French consumer spending in October was down 0.2%, compared to an unchanged reading in September, but far more troubling was that German retail sales imploded at a rate of 2.8%, the biggest monthly collapse in 4 years, and worse than even the most bearish forecast. Do we hear "Sandy's fault."
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (wwsoB)
In 2008 or 9, Venezuela had to buy oil from Russia in order to meet delivery contracts.
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (3SvjA)
conservatives (and mainline liberals) won the anti-Communist argument way back in the day, but they gotta better explain why welfare-state socialism isn't peachy either.
Posted by: JDP at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (60GaT)
Most of the people who come in are truly in need. We had several men today picking stuff up for their families. They were blue collar guys who probably used to do carpet-laying or house-framing. Very polite and grateful for peanut butter, bread, cereal, soup, etc.
Several women asked if we had shampoo or dishwashing detergent. How sad is that?
I stopped by CVS and bought some stuff tonight.
I blame all of this on Obama, although I couldn't tell the people that/ Gosh darn it, this is just terrible.
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (GoIUi)
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And every limp-wristed dipshit douchebag hipster lefty on the Internet.
Posted by: Kensington at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (BoE3Z)
http://tinyurl.com/d6ye2fa
hat tip:Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Global Warming Denier and proud of it ... at November 30, 2012 06:16 PM (gh+mp)
I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (PFvlM) "
Just buy a new one. It's sort of good for the economy, and other reasons...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:16 PM (L7dvG)
Obama ain't no where close.
**
Fucking loser.
You. You are intellectual window dressing. A useful idiot.
Obama. Has power. Uses it, abuses it. Socialism is just intellectual window dressing for tyranny. Give it a fancy name but it's still tyranny.
Yes, obama is a real deal socialist. The best you're doing is posturing.
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:16 PM (QxSug)
If your friend is a democrat, remember to be friendly to the environment.
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2012 06:16 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at November 30, 2012 06:16 PM (q0Nto)
I'm asking for a friend. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (PFvlMDishwasher detergent isn't anti-bacterial, so your call...
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2012 06:17 PM (iK4hL)
More and more are saying go for it!!!Over the cliff!!
If you have not been too tenderized over the last 4 - 8 years you
all know it is coming, I just do not want to vomit in the soup bowl when Obama has Mittens play a part in the recovery as an appointee..
Posted by: Clemenza at November 30, 2012 06:17 PM (Q8Pu5)
Posted by: California at November 30, 2012 06:17 PM (H84UO)
yeah, but Spain's UE rate isn't seasonally adjusted...or racially adjusted...or hurricane adjusted...
Posted by: soothsayer at November 30, 2012 06:17 PM (DNMgS)
Posted by: JDP at November 30, 2012 06:17 PM (60GaT)
If your friend had a pair, he would drink the urine right now in order to acclimate himself for the upcoming upleasantness.
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2012 06:17 PM (3SvjA)
Every baseball manager I know practices it, and they're very successful. Joe Maddon, Joe Girardi . . .
Oh, you're spelling it . . . nevermind.
Posted by: Emily Latella at November 30, 2012 06:17 PM (w4fEE)
Posted by: snowcrash at November 30, 2012 06:18 PM (I30qo)
If you had to pee in your travel coffee mug in an emergency, how many times should you run it through the dishwasher before it's not wrong to drink from it again?
I'm asking for a friend.
No problem, just drink right out of it, and share with your friends.
Posted by: Paloooka at November 30, 2012 06:18 PM (jTKU5)
conservatives (and mainline liberals) won the anti-Communist argument way back in the day, but they gotta better explain why welfare-state socialism isn't peachy either.
Posted by: JDP at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (60GaT) "
Because if a shit sandwich is bad, half a shit sandwich is probably not perfect?
(But we've lost the Anticommunist argument somewhere along the way.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (L7dvG)
times should you run it through the dishwasher before it's not wrong to
drink from it again?"
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Why waste all that water?
Posted by: Eric Boehlert at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (H84UO)
How dare anyone call him a Socialist!
Posted by: Daybrother at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (RoTUp)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (QupBk)
And it will be a very depressing kind of Depression. None of that long
line soup kitchen thing, where you can at least meet people and
complain. It will be staying in, watching crappy reality tv all day,
eating crappy food bought with EBT cards.
Posted by: snowcrash at November 30, 2012 06:18 PM (I30qo)
Oh, so you mean like Great Britain?
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (BoE3Z)
Take us back to the land of Clinton.
Watch the hilarity ensue.
Oh, and don't raise the debt ceiling.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (tVTLU)
Up until recently the answer would be once. However having removed every effective agent from your dish-washing detergent in order to save the planet, the answer is very simple. Never. Ever. Again.
Posted by: The EPA at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Yoda at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (n/ubI)
Today, the Happy Meal workers ask for $15 an hour; tomorrow, the Happy Meals cost $15.
Posted by: The Q at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (w4fEE)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (PFvlM)
holy shit, the unemployment rate in Spain is 26%? I'm surprised there aren't riots in the streets
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 06:11 PM
There are.
The reason you don't hear about them from the MBM is that the people who watch the news would rather hear about Lindsey Lohan's latest arrest than something going on 4000 miles away, and the MBM doesn't like to show anything that contradicts their narrative that Europeans are living in an idyllic utopia
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2012 06:20 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Palooka at November 30, 2012 06:10 PM (oN+9z)
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A couple of points: 1) 150 years of failure of the socialist economic model has apparently made no impression on you. 2) Obama's current economic model most closely follows classic fascism; however, I think he is probably a Marxist at heart. He has spent a lot of time with Marxists.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 30, 2012 06:20 PM (nYHk7)
Did your friend let it age like a fine wine?
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:20 PM (QupBk)
Urine is sterile when fresh. Just sayin...
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2012 06:21 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:15 PM (PFvlM)
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Rule of thumb. Never wash off the patina.
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2012 06:21 PM (2mZZv)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 30, 2012 06:21 PM (H84UO)
If you don't recycle it you will go o the camps. That is all.
Posted by: Daybrother at November 30, 2012 06:21 PM (RoTUp)
The Wave of the Future that.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:22 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Palandine at November 30, 2012 06:22 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (PFvlM) "
Well, he can keep it for that specific purpose. Just you know, he shouldn't mix and match...
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:23 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: Clemenza at November 30, 2012 06:23 PM (Q8Pu5)
follows classic fascism; however, I think he is probably a Marxist at
heart. He has spent a lot of time with Marxists.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 30, 2012 06:20 PM (nYHk7)
Ding-ding-ding! Obama is much closer to Hitler than Stalin. Hitler had a dog.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2012 06:23 PM (BoE3Z)
No shortage of LR. I just had 5K rounds delivered last week.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:23 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 30, 2012 06:24 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 30, 2012 06:24 PM (GoIUi)
Our country as a whole decided now is that time. Who are we to stop them?
Posted by: Mr Pink at November 30, 2012 06:24 PM (eqyeV)
Posted by: Paloooka at November 30, 2012 06:24 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at November 30, 2012 06:24 PM (FWwQD)
Posted by: Palooka at November 30, 2012 06:10 PM (oN+9z)
------------->>>
A couple of points: 1) 150 years of failure of the socialist economic model has apparently made no impression on you. 2) Obama's current economic model most closely follows classic fascism; however, I think he is probably a Marxist at heart. He has spent a lot of time with Marxists.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 30, 2012 06:20 PM (nYHk7) "
Was Keynes a "classic fascist?" The Frankfurt School?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:24 PM (L7dvG)
Depends.
Posted by: Daybrother at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (RoTUp)
Posted by: Clemenza at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (Q8Pu5)
Empire of Jeff, here is some serious advice. Wash it out with hot water
and soap. Fill it with chlorine bleach and let it sit for 5 minutes.
Empty the chlorine bleach out and then run it through the dishwasher on
the heaviest setting (probably pots and pans) where the water is
super-heated. You should be ok after that.
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 30, 2012 06:24 PM (GoIUi)
Or, throw the damned thing away and get another one.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Yoda at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (n/ubI)
follows classic fascism; however, I think he is probably a Marxist at
heart. He has spent a lot of time with Marxists. **
That's the problem of arguing the taxonomy of tyranny. Yeah, it's facism but most americans think fascism is like saluting the flag or something.
Oh well, just 4 more years of this, right?
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Palandine at November 30, 2012 06:22 PM (g7D8V)::::
Okay, so throw it away.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (PFvlM)
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 30, 2012 06:26 PM (GoIUi)
I'm going to shoot him with a BB.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:26 PM (QupBk)
Any of you thinking that 2014 or 2016 will be a great GOP comeback, just look what happens when Obama annexes mexico into texas. Our only hope is his incredible incompetence.
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:27 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 06:27 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 30, 2012 06:28 PM (H84UO)
Posted by: Clemenza at November 30, 2012 06:28 PM (Q8Pu5)
the spectrum of socialism. There is no socialism without a nomenklatura
and never will be.
Welcome to the future, serf.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2012 06:13 PM (JEpGb)"
Yep. Palooka, I sure hope you went to Harvard, Yale or Princeton, cuz if you didn't, forget about ever having a voice in any government run by those who did. At least I went to schools just below that tier, so they'll fuck me over 2nd to last.
Look at the resumes of the leaders of every French political party, all of which are to the Left of the Dems. Don't see a lot of the equivalent of US state schools there, do you? Now look at your own resume and take a realistic assessment of why anyone, when the shit goes down, would give a flying fuck about you if they could help someone with at least some plausible social connection to them, like an alma mater?Fucking idiot.
Posted by: BS Inc. at November 30, 2012 06:28 PM (FFwP9)
Posted by: Palandine at November 30, 2012 06:28 PM (g7D8V)
Okay, so throw it away. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (PFvlM)Palooka likes free shit, give it to him.
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 06:27 PM (jTKU5)
Give it to catpiss, Olaf, Mary Cloggenstein, or Kay in Maine. Where the hell did she get to, anyway?
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2012 06:29 PM (BoE3Z)
Obama.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at November 30, 2012 06:29 PM (FWwQD)
A good article in American Thinker today by a guy named Daren Joescu covers this.
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2012 06:29 PM (2mZZv)
The media probably figures there is some kind of Journ-O-list Protection Program, for when the people wake up to who has really fucked them over.
Unfortunately, there isn't. But I and many here would probably be willing to contribute to some nice camps where you could lay low until everybody forgets about how you were Obama's running dogs. Camps with showers and everything.
Posted by: sherlock at November 30, 2012 06:29 PM (BKPeM)
follows classic fascism; however, I think he is probably a Marxist at
heart. He has spent a lot of time with Marxists. **
That's the problem of arguing the taxonomy of tyranny. Yeah, it's facism but most americans think fascism is like saluting the flag or something.
Oh well, just 4 more years of this, right?
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (QxSug) "
It's not really "facism." People want to call it that because doing so is more politically correct and proves that you're "with it." (Where "it" is politically-correct Socialism.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:30 PM (L7dvG)
Proverbs 5:15–19
15 Drink water from your own cistern,
And running water from your own well.
16 Should your fountains be dispersed abroad,
Streams of water in the streets?
17 Let them be only your own,
And not for strangers with you.
18 Let your fountain be blessed,
And rejoice with the wife of your youth.
19 As a loving deer and a graceful doe,
Let her breasts satisfy you at all times
Posted by: Church Lady at November 30, 2012 06:30 PM (feFL6)
It's Jeff's call.
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 30, 2012 06:26 PM (GoIUi)::
It's for a friend!
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:30 PM (JDIKC)
If you aren't squeamish, just run some water in it and dry.
If you are normal, just throw it in dishwasher.
There are strong forces at work that would force a man to leave his beloved coffee mug
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:30 PM (QxSug)
At least talk it up as being a 64 OZ giant coffee mug first , dumass ........... hold on , you didn't have time , did you ? Of course not .
Been there .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 06:31 PM (M2+F0)
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 06:27 PM (jTKU5) "
But if you do, make sure to piss in it a few more times.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:31 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: snowcrash at November 30, 2012 06:31 PM (I30qo)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:31 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 06:32 PM (M2+F0)
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:32 PM (QxSug)
political and economic philosophy occurring in parallel to giving advice
to EoJ's 'friend' about what to do with his pee-soaked coffee cup.
Posted by: Palandine at November 30, 2012 06:28 PM (g7D8V)
I'm assuming the friend already shot it with a longbow, right?
Posted by: alexthechick at November 30, 2012 06:32 PM (Gk3SS)
Oh please, you guys are comical not scary.
BTW, I'm a Sexual Marxist. From each according to her ability, to each according to his needs.
Posted by: Rexé at November 30, 2012 06:32 PM (4136b)
For the next four years and probably longer, we're going to be little socialists. It's what 51% of the voting public wanted.
Fucking place went Socialist after 1965. But it was okay, cause they just stuck the tip in. Now----- it's all Brownshirts 'n singing praises. Choom Daddy won't seem so cute when you have to hang his jug-eared mug in every living room. With incense.
Posted by: tubal at November 30, 2012 06:33 PM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Clemenza at November 30, 2012 06:33 PM (Q8Pu5)
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2012 06:33 PM (3SvjA)
Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2012 06:33 PM (rlFQ+)
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2012 06:33 PM (d8K+M)
when lefties are talking amongst themselves, "socialism" means any collective action whatsoever. so taxes to pay for roads is "socialism". they use this to attempt to normalize and make socialism "cool" again. "what, you favor government paying for roads and bridges, right? so that means you're a socialist! see, it isn't scary, you're cool, just like us"
but when lefties are talking with conservatives, suddenly, "socialism" goes by the dictionary definition of "worker ownership of the means of production". so of course Obama isn't a socialist, and to suggest he is, is just an ugly smear!
Therefore, simultaneously, to the left, we are all socialists, but nobody is a socialist.
Strange, strange world that they inhabit
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 06:34 PM (cnS/d)
You .. er.. I mean your friend has to vacuum wrap the cup immediately, then in a clean room, one of you must put on a hazmat suit and pressure wash the cup with hot water and boric acid.
The drainwater has to be stored in an airtight container, then sent to the CDC
Before the cup is ready for use again, it's advisable to have it exorcised by a priest, minister, imam, or rabbi ...
Seriously man, I've heard that reusing a piss cup without doing the above steps is how zombies are created
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2012 06:34 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:34 PM (QupBk)
True dat. It sometimes takes years before you find The One, and that's when they discontinue it.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:34 PM (JDIKC)
Oh please, you guys are comical not scary.
BTW, I'm a Sexual Marxist. From each according to her ability, to each according to his needs.
Posted by: Rexé at November 30, 2012 06:32 PM (4136b) "
But isn't that a little sexist? What do you have against sodomy, good sir?
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:35 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 30, 2012 06:32 PM (Gk3SS)
RINO!!!1111!!!!1!!!11111!!!!!
Posted by: Purity Conservative at November 30, 2012 06:35 PM (cnS/d)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:24 PM (L7dvG)
------->>>
Are you seriously trying to make a case that Obama is following Keynesian economic theory? Obama is a fascist in that he is exerting authoritarian control over private industry while still allowing the facade of private ownership.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 30, 2012 06:36 PM (nYHk7)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:36 PM (QupBk)
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Top shelf professional blogging right there.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 30, 2012 06:36 PM (0q2P7)
Let it Burn and we can impeach him when he tries to lift the debt ceiling w/o congressional approval. WTF is he doing at another company? In six to eight months that company will go bankrupt, let's start calling him Bankrupt Barack, because most of the companies he visits soon go bankrupt!
I sent McConnell an email last night to tell him that TFG hates to be made fun of and his laughing at Turbo Tax Timmy's face must have pissed him off!
Posted by: CarolT at November 30, 2012 06:36 PM (z4WKX)
when lefties are talking amongst themselves, "socialism" means any collective action whatsoever. so taxes to pay for roads is "socialism". they use this to attempt to normalize and make socialism "cool" again. "what, you favor government paying for roads and bridges, right? so that means you're a socialist! see, it isn't scary, you're cool, just like us"
but when lefties are talking with conservatives, suddenly, "socialism" goes by the dictionary definition of "worker ownership of the means of production". so of course Obama isn't a socialist, and to suggest he is, is just an ugly smear!
Therefore, simultaneously, to the left, we are all socialists, but nobody is a socialist.
Strange, strange world that they inhabit
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 06:34 PM (cnS/d) "
This.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:36 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2012 06:36 PM (b3vSq)
Urine is involved . Ask Jeff . I think this might be the introduction of his weekly " Lifestyles " , colulmn .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 06:36 PM (M2+F0)
treating The One properly though is idiosyncratic. Do you leave a patina in, never to be washed. Then don't pee in it. Do you use it for everything but wash it regularly, then pee in it.
The only thing I wouldn't put in a coffee mug that I plan on reusing is mercury.
that shit WILL fuck you up and you will need to call the CDC and your priest.
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:36 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 06:37 PM (mukPq)
Marco Rubio-Tom Cotton 2016!!!!!!!!!!
Have a good weekend morans.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 30, 2012 06:37 PM (tVTLU)
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:37 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: snowcrash at November 30, 2012 06:37 PM (I30qo)
I had hoped today's crossbow murders would put an end to your absurd little longbow fetish. Hokey weapons and lesbian pr0n are no match for a good crossbow at your side, kid.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:38 PM (JDIKC)
>>>If you had to pee in your travel coffee mug in an emergency, how many
times should you run it through the dishwasher before it's not wrong to
drink from it again?
I'm asking for a friend.
Plastic or metal insides?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 30, 2012 06:38 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: JDP at November 30, 2012 06:39 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:34 PM (QupBk)
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Once you get past the initial rubbing phase, though, it's quite a pleasant experience.
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2012 06:39 PM (2mZZv)
At least I know how to make booze....anybody know how to make black powder?
Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2012 06:33 PM
Carbon, sulfur, and potassium sitting in neat little piles on top of a boulder is the best way.
For your cannon, look around and you should find some bamboo, diamonds, and some hemp for twine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxQqJbW-ohw
Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at November 30, 2012 06:40 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: PJ at November 30, 2012 06:40 PM (ZWaLo)
We don't need no stinking steel or badges.
http://tinyurl.com/ynkfll
Posted by: The Socialist Frogs at November 30, 2012 06:40 PM (wR+pz)
follows classic fascism; however, I think he is probably a Marxist at heart. He has spent a lot of time with Marxists."
You have to remember, and he admitted it himself (proudly, because he's stupid), that Obama's attraction to Marxists/"Marxists" was aspirational. The American intellectual class identifies itself with "Marx," and Obama wanted prove himself a part of that class (while also pretending he's fuckin' DMX or something).
He wasn't hanging out with, like, Louis Althusser (actual Marxist intellectual). He was hanging out with professors, professors' groupies, and with other politicians' and bankers' kids. They *identify* themselves with Marx(ism)--but what they actually know of Marx is minuscule, and that minuscularity is Marx as interpreted by Lenin and Mao, whose interpretations are fascist. *Political* "Marxism," if it isn't antipolitcal, *is* fascism.
Obama is a non-intellectual conventional-wisdom representative of his *class*, not a Marxist. There's no way that imbecile could follow "Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right." But he knew that pretending to totally be down with that shit was important for his career.
Don't believe the hype.
Posted by: oblig. at November 30, 2012 06:41 PM (cePv8)
oh yeah, the taxonomy of socialist hierarchies.
Like snotty liberals love this, "actually, socialism and communism are soooo different, you wing nut"
whatever, you're not that smart.
and palooka is definitely not that smart.
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:41 PM (QxSug)
palooka's an idiot. You aren't a socialist unless you have power. Without power, and with that mindset, you're just a pawn.
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:37 PM
palooka only pawn in game of life
Posted by: Mongo at November 30, 2012 06:41 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: The 47-Percenters and Then Some at November 30, 2012 06:41 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:35 PM (L7dvG)
Answer the question, bitch!
Posted by: Barney at November 30, 2012 06:41 PM (wR+pz)
times should you run it through the dishwasher before it's not wrong to
drink from it again?
If it was given as promotional swag from a customer or vendor, just swap it nonchalantly with a coworker.
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2012 06:42 PM (d8K+M)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:42 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:42 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:24 PM (L7dvG)
------->>>
Are you seriously trying to make a case that Obama is following Keynesian economic theory? Obama is a fascist in that he is exerting authoritarian control over private industry while still allowing the facade of private ownership.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 30, 2012 06:36 PM (nYHk7) "
Yeah. "Exerting authoritarian control over private industry while still allowing the facade of private ownership" has absolutely nothing to do with Keynes (or the Frankfurt School). "Teh Stimuli?" Also absolutely nothing to do with Keynes/Keynesianism/"Reformed Communism."
Obama has a picture of Mussolini in his room and jacks off to it every day. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:42 PM (L7dvG)
But no one will catch the irony.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2012 06:42 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 06:43 PM (M2+F0)
Posted by: Call Me Ishmael at November 30, 2012 06:43 PM (p4U6S)
So when are they going to pass a 'Road Tax' on electric cars?
When you buy gas...you're paying some taxes for road building and maintenance.
Electric cars are not paying any of that.
When will electric cars be "paying their fair share"?
Posted by: wheatie at November 30, 2012 06:44 PM (CM59X)
Electric rates will necessarily skyrocket.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:45 PM (QupBk)
fill with clorox for 1/2 an hour. Keep running it through the dishwasher until you can't smell the clorox anymore. That way you know you've got it clean. It's more about the believing than the actual being clean anyway.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 30, 2012 06:46 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Kensington at November 30, 2012 06:46 PM (H84UO)
It's metal and I don't know if it has a patina. Can't see through all the brown, baked on grime. In his cup.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:42 PM (JDIKC)
Boil it in some water with baking soda. Dry. Then put a few drops of beach in a full mug of water, let it sit. Will be cleaner that before.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 30, 2012 06:46 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 06:46 PM (M2+F0)
is Marx as interpreted by Lenin and Mao, whose interpretations are
fascist."
this is a little silly, not everything bad is fascism, plus it kinda unintentionally echoes the "true Communist" argument that the USSR was "state capitalist" and therefore Marxism hadn't been tried and failed
Posted by: JDP at November 30, 2012 06:46 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 06:46 PM (jTKU5)
Electric rates will necessarily skyrocket.
They already are...but it will get way worse, when all those coal-fueled generations plants get shut down.
Posted by: wheatie at November 30, 2012 06:47 PM (CM59X)
I made the mistake of washing my coffee cup after about a year. Bad move, the coffee didn't taste right for weeks until the patina came back.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2012 06:49 PM (n/ubI)
You take up hockey EoJ ?
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 06:46 PM (M2+F0):::
Actually, yes. This is my second year playing. Lots of fun.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:49 PM (JDIKC)
"Between June 2009, when the recession officially ended, and June 2011, inflation-adjusted median household income fell 6.7 percent, to $49,909, according to a study by two former Census Bureau officials. During the recession — from December 2007 to June 2009 — household income fell 3.2 percent."
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:49 PM (QupBk)
let me fix that for you
Electricity will necessarily be rationed.
worked for pretty much everything with socialism.
Probably why obama is having DHS and SSA buy all the ammo they can find. You know, the old joke in the USSR "worse, they ran out of bullets."
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:49 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (mukPq)
Once.
btw, Gandhi used to drink his urine.
The Knights Templar knew that is was good for cleansing wounds.
It's OK.
Excrement, otoh, is ENTIRELY different.
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Kensington at November 30, 2012 06:46 PM (H84UO)
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Yeah, that's it, EoJ. And tell "your friend" that it really is clean and that you'll take the first sip out of it.
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (2mZZv)
Posted by: jmel at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (FZulC)
176
Volt drivers are paying gas taxes.....oh wait you said electric cars, sorry.
Even the hybrid cars aren't really paying very much in road taxes.
Probably not as much as their 'use of the roads' would preclude, were they buying as much gas as the gas-only vehicles.
Posted by: wheatie at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (CM59X)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (JDIKC)
but no, instead, electric cars are subsidized, while the rest of us driving "gas guzzlers" are punished with ever higher gas taxes
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (cnS/d)
follows classic fascism; however, I think he is probably a Marxist at heart. He has spent a lot of time with Marxists."
You have to remember, and he admitted it himself (proudly, because he's stupid), that Obama's attraction to Marxists/"Marxists" was aspirational. The American intellectual class identifies itself with "Marx," and Obama wanted prove himself a part of that class (while also pretending he's fuckin' DMX or something).
He wasn't hanging out with, like, Louis Althusser (actual Marxist intellectual). He was hanging out with professors, professors' groupies, and with other politicians' and bankers' kids. They *identify* themselves with Marx(ism)--but what they actually know of Marx is minuscule, and that minuscularity is Marx as interpreted by Lenin and Mao, whose interpretations are fascist. *Political* "Marxism," if it isn't antipolitcal, *is* fascism.
Obama is a non-intellectual conventional-wisdom representative of his *class*, not a Marxist. There's no way that imbecile could follow "Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right." But he knew that pretending to totally be down with that shit was important for his career.
Don't believe the hype.
Posted by: oblig. at November 30, 2012 06:41 PM (cePv
"
So, your big idea is that Obama is too stupid to be a true Marxist (and unfortunately true Marxism has been corrupted by Lenin and Mao, and is "fascist" anyway.) Ok...
Let's leave Hegelianism and Marx's "improvements" to it aside for a moment, and focus on something more fundamental. Define the following two terms: 1) authoritarian 2) totalitarian. Which matches Leftism more closely, keeping in mind it's cultural and social dimensions, as well as its aspirational political tendencies, in addition to its opportunistic economic "moderation."
(And of course, Rand would remind us that A is A and Leftism is Leftism and everything that deviates too far from that is just stupid wanking.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:51 PM (QupBk)
http://gunssavelives.net/
They agglomerate news about self defense stories in the news. There's more cases than you think. I love the comments at the original links; not many bleeding hearts there (except the perps).
And no, I have no connection to the site.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2012 06:51 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (V70Uh)
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It's an excellent art medium.
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2012 06:51 PM (2mZZv)
Posted by: Butters at November 30, 2012 06:52 PM (NIZHJ)
....... fucker .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 06:52 PM (M2+F0)
It will be hard to hop a train at 130 MPH.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 06:52 PM (mukPq)
He's really kind of more like an acquaintance, you know?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 06:52 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff's Friend at November 30, 2012 06:52 PM (H84UO)
Actually, bacteria and viri can be present in urine.
Depends.
Posted by: Daybrother at November 30, 2012 06:25 PM (RoTUp)
That's not what Tyler Durden told me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWFXf2qjXeg
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at November 30, 2012 06:52 PM (9SwFX)
I wonder about this. you saw that episode of the new sherlock holmes about those chinese tea pots that have a crust of tea on them 1,000 years old?
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 06:52 PM (QxSug)
It's Christmas season, and Amazon has a great gift for your friend the next time he travels and nature calls
Little John - Portable Urinal for Men
http://tinyurl.com/c8f5ate
Posted by: Mongo at November 30, 2012 06:53 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 30, 2012 06:53 PM (H84UO)
Probably not as much as their 'use of the roads' would preclude, were they buying as much gas as the gas-only vehicles.
Posted by: wheatie at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (CM59X)___ _ ____ ____ ____ ____ ___ _"Pic-ky, pic-ky, pic-ky."-Zombie Paul Lynde
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 06:54 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: Butters at November 30, 2012 06:55 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 06:55 PM (mukPq)
>>>I wonder about this. you saw that episode of the new sherlock
holmes about those chinese tea pots that have a crust of tea on them
1,000 years old?
Yixing tea pots. I know I've got one (new) they say after a while you can start running blanks (just the hot water) and get tea anyways.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 30, 2012 06:55 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:55 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 06:56 PM (cnS/d)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 06:56 PM (mukPq)
I wanted to catch the new sherlock holmes but missed the first couple of weeks and figured I wouldn't be able to catch up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2012 06:56 PM (n/ubI)
Oh yes. I was happy when they fired the secretary at work who kept washing my cup when I wasn't looking.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 06:57 PM (QupBk)
For you , worst joke ever .
Hey , you know what eighty year old pussy tastes like ?
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 06:57 PM (M2+F0)
Posted by: Butters at November 30, 2012 06:57 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 06:56 PM (mukPq) "
It's a little late for polio. But when all is said and done, he might end up with AIDS.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:58 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2012 06:59 PM (pFqpP)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 06:55 PM (mukPq):::
What if I get it caught in the spokes?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Yeah... Heh! Whoo...
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 07:00 PM (PFvlM)
Do you ... er .. your friend have any annoying lefty friends or relatives who won't shut up about politics in your .. uh .. his .. home?
Save that as their "special" cup
Piss is a revenge best served along with cold beer
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2012 07:00 PM (wwsoB)
That pus-bag retires in about 5 weeks. Barney Franksock puppetswillhaunt the HQ until the Burning Time starts.
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2012 07:00 PM (3SvjA)
To get a new cup broke in leave it half full on Friday. When you come into work on monday, just a quick rinse and your on your way to good coffee.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2012 07:00 PM (n/ubI)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:42 PM (L7dvG)
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If Teh Stimuli had actually gone to big infrastructure projects like dams, bridges and major road construction, I would grant that point. But it didn't; most of that money was used to paper over systemic problems with gubmnit unions at the statelevel so that they could keep sucking at the gubmint teet for a few more years. There were no projects on the scale of the Hoover Dam or Empire State Building that would have employed people for years. A few billion dollars went to "green" energy companies that subsequently failed .
You also don't seem to know that American leftists thought Mussolini was pretty cool during the 1930s. We're just going to have to agree to disagree. I have work to do so I'm outta here.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 30, 2012 07:01 PM (nYHk7)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:02 PM (mukPq)
I'm thinking varsol. Used to work great cleaning wheel bearings. Coffee will taste like shit afterwards, for like forever, but hey, no pee pee.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2012 07:05 PM (4Mv1T)
Oh, the takers' greed is quite frightful
But the left finds it delightful
And since we'll all be doomed anyhow
Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn
Are we supposed to sing along with music from Let it Snow? It's catchy!
Posted by: CarolT at November 30, 2012 07:05 PM (z4WKX)
You might need to scrape the mold ring off with your jack knife first, but that's no biggie.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2012 07:06 PM (GZitp)
Death Metal would be more appropriate.
Or Ozzy. Yea, Ozzy.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2012 07:07 PM (4Mv1T)
Are you sure he just peed in it?
Jeez, if it's got baked on grime, toss it for God's sake. It sounds like a cup a hobo drinks from.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2012 07:07 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:42 PM (L7dvG)
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If Teh Stimuli had actually gone to big infrastructure projects like dams, bridges and major road construction, I would grant that point. But it didn't; most of that money was used to paper over systemic problems with gubmnit unions at the statelevel so that they could keep sucking at the gubmint teet for a few more years. There were no projects on the scale of the Hoover Dam or Empire State Building that would have employed people for years. A few billion dollars went to "green" energy companies that subsequently failed .
You also don't seem to know that American leftists thought Mussolini was pretty cool during the 1930s. We're just going to have to agree to disagree. I have work to do so I'm outta here.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 30, 2012 07:01 PM (nYHk7) "
For fuck's sake. We're in a thread in which the fucking French Socialist Minister of Socialism says "Socialism is the wave of the future. I'm a Socialist, just like Obama!!!1" and some people still want to argue this PC "facist" bullshit.
And yeah, I don't really doubt that Leftists thought Mussolini was sort of hip. But you know who else they might have liked? Lenin, Stalin, Marx, etc. Which is to say, facists!!!1.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 07:07 PM (L7dvG)
If the cup is brown, you must wash it down.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:08 PM (mukPq)
16 or 32 ounce?
Posted by: kj at November 30, 2012 07:08 PM (fAXyw)
So someone has started an "armed citizen" website. I always wondered by the NRA didn't do that years ago.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 30, 2012 07:08 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:08 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Butters at November 30, 2012 07:08 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Olaf at November 30, 2012 07:10 PM (HzhBE)
I want to create some "art" for my home.
One large mason jar
One gallon urine
One Barack Obama action figure
One space on the porch
Instant postmodern lawn jockey
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:10 PM (mukPq)
Posted by: Warden at November 30, 2012 07:12 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 07:07 PM (L7dvG)
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Why use old examples? We've got plenty of these types of tyrants now. Chavez, Castro, Putin, Morsi, Mexican drug cartels.
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2012 07:12 PM (2mZZv)
Posted by: Butters at November 30, 2012 07:12 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:13 PM (V70Uh)
What's a patina? Sounds like the kind of word a homo would use.
It's the crusty shit that forms around your dick when you don't clean yourself for a day or two.
Taste just like cheese, yum.
Posted by: Barney at November 30, 2012 07:13 PM (wR+pz)
Well they ain't gonna hang themselves.
And Free Shit Army is too stupid to tie a noose.
Posted by: entropy at November 30, 2012 07:14 PM (YUttk)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:15 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 07:15 PM (M2+F0)
Personally, I use the smell test. I use it after the asparagus smell recedes into the rancid Pine-Sol smell. It's ok then.
On a related note. In high school, attended a track meet when one of my teammates peed into an empty fruit juice bottle and left it in the other team's stuff. Yup. Sure enough. Between not barfing and holding our laughter to the point of tears for fear of a major ass-kicking, it was pretty funny. And cruel. But mostly funny.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:16 PM (BS7Eq)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2012 07:16 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 07:07 PM (L7dvG)
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Why use old examples? We've got plenty of these types of tyrants now. Chavez, Castro, Putin, Morsi, Mexican drug cartels.
Posted by: Soona at November 30, 2012 07:12 PM (2mZZv) "
Well, he was talking about Leftists in the good olde days.
(Also, Red China, Vietnam, North Korea, and Cuba are still full Communist.)
(And Chavez is working on it.)
(As are others in Southern America.)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 07:17 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 07:19 PM (L7dvG)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 07:19 PM (M2+F0)
The mills of God grind slowly. But they grind exceedingly fine.
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:19 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2012 07:21 PM (GZitp)
Well they ain't gonna hang themselves.
And Free Shit Army is too stupid to tie a noose.Posted by: entropy at November 30, 2012 07:14 PM (YUttk)__ _ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ___ ___I'm a very helpful guy and good with knots.
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 07:21 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: Obamulus at November 30, 2012 07:22 PM (60GaT)
The spectrum is from Statist to Anarchist. Fascism = Statism. Communism = Statism. Socialism = Statism. OWS Anarchists are not Anarchists, just the shock troops for the Statists masquerading as Anarchists. Anarchists by definition cannot organize.
The varying rhetoric of all these isms is window dressing for useful idiots and pompous philosophers engaged in mental masturbation.
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 30, 2012 07:22 PM (jts1f)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:23 PM (V70Uh)
Huh. 3 Dead at Wyoming University after "Bow and Arrow Type" Attack.
via UK Daily Mail.
http://scoamf.us/4n
Posted by: Dinah Lord at November 30, 2012 07:23 PM (46UXb)
Posted by: Master Blaster at November 30, 2012 07:24 PM (q177U)
I don't fucking give a shit what you call it. Call it shitism. Call it incompetencism with a side of tyranny. It's gonna burn and make a heartwarming fire for us to rekindle the exact opposite of whatever it is the Left is doing.
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 30, 2012 07:24 PM (MmH0Z)
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 07:24 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: Butters at November 30, 2012 07:24 PM (NIZHJ)
Yeah, Jonah Goldberg exposed that in "Liberal Fascism".
Hitler and Stalin were allies, for a while anyway. The left started hating Fascism when the alliance fell apart. They're both commies.
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:25 PM (V70Uh)
I'm currently stuck on a planet under a blanket with a pair of Red Shirts. Normally I wouldn't mind that at all, in fact I'd tell the transporter chief that I'll call when we're ready to beam up.
The problem is that it's getting fucking COLD down here, and taking a leak down here is like passing a Sno Cone.
Is there any way to warm a mineral sample container so we can at least urinate out something resembling liquid form?
I'm ready to tell them to beam us up already, I don't care if the transporter creates an evil double of me, even if he's straight. It might be fun to follow orders when Kirk tells me to go fuck myself.
Posted by: Lt Sulu at November 30, 2012 07:25 PM (wwsoB)
If you had to pee in your travel coffee mug in an emergency, how many
times should you run it through the dishwasher before it's not wrong to
drink from it again?
I'm asking for a friend.
--
Until you have forgotten what was in it before.
Posted by: Mayday at November 30, 2012 07:26 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: Butters at November 30, 2012 07:24 PM (NIZHJ)___ ____ ____ ____ ____ ___Drop bow. Use broadhead on arrow to cut wrists.
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 07:26 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: JDP at November 30, 2012 07:26 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: jmel at November 30, 2012 06:50 PM (FZulC)
Thanks for cracking me up. Rahm Emanuel was a ballerina! Is he gay? Let's lighten up this thread.
Posted by: CarolT at November 30, 2012 07:26 PM (z4WKX)
If you're a four-eyed pussified git like me, you do it while trying to string it.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:27 PM (BS7Eq)
I am fairly certain that it's as easy as a self administered blow job.
Not that I've ever tried it.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2012 07:27 PM (4Mv1T)
If you had to pee in your travel coffee mug in an emergency, how many
times should you run it through the dishwasher before it's not wrong to
drink from it again?
One buys oneself a new travel mug.
Posted by: real joe at November 30, 2012 07:27 PM (PD2ad)
Posted by: kinlaw at November 30, 2012 07:27 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: Butters at November 30, 2012 07:24 PM (NIZHJ)
------------------------------------------------------------
Fall on it?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2012 07:28 PM (jucos)
Hang yourself by the string in a closet while engaging in autoeroticism?
Posted by: David Carradine at November 30, 2012 07:28 PM (jts1f)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:28 PM (V70Uh)
times should you run it through the dishwasher before it's not wrong to
drink from it again?
I'm asking for a friend.
--
Until you have forgotten what was in it before.
Posted by: Mayday at November 30, 2012 07:26 PM (F3s39)
-----------------------------------------------------
Re-gifting comes to mind
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2012 07:29 PM (jucos)
Posted by: kinlaw at November 30, 2012 07:29 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 07:29 PM (QupBk)
Statists masquerading as Anarchists. Anarchists by definition cannot
organize.
I once had a conversation with a self-described "anarchist" who was agitating for higher taxes on the rich in order to pay for roads and bridges. I politely asked him "so, you are an anarchist who wants to give the government more money and power? Don't you believe in having no government at all?" To which he responded angrily with "don't judge me, bro! there's lots of different kinds of anarchists!"
I think that the label "anarchist" is just something that the kool kids want to wear as some sort of rebellious label, but they have no idea what it really means.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 07:29 PM (d/5qf)
How is "fascist" PC? Especially when in reference to TFG? It's a *specific* economic term and TBC is using it correctly in refrence to O's current policies.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at November 30, 2012 07:29 PM (NYki8)
Knock a cracked arrow then loose. The cracked arrow breaks in the bow almost as soon as you loose, the back half wedges off sideways and like cross cut wooden spear slashes your off arm open cutting the main arteries the long way as it goes. Without immediate medical attention death from loss of blood quickly follows.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 30, 2012 07:30 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 30, 2012 07:30 PM (jts1f)
Posted by: Egalite francais at November 30, 2012 07:31 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 30, 2012 07:31 PM (4u2LN)
Posted by: kinlaw at November 30, 2012 07:32 PM (uLTng)
Posted by: Cricket at November 30, 2012 07:32 PM (DrC22)
My guess is that many conservatives learned the art of knot-tying when they were good, upstanding young Eagle Scouts, like Paul Ryan. (And what a wonderful thought, Paul Ryan fastening a noose around Slow Joe's neck. In the most polite and respectful way imaginable, of course.)
The old Eagle Scouts might be joined by present Eagle Scouts who are sharp enough to understand that the Free Shit Army is perfectly willing to sell later generations into slavery, as long as as the old socialist pigs get to feed that the trough.
And the bodies of the old pigs would be taken down and properly disposed of, because conservatives do not leave litter in the streets.
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2012 07:32 PM (BStAJ)
Well, last time that happened to you, you ended up with a scar on your face and you were hitting on Uhura.
But you were still a fag.
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at November 30, 2012 07:33 PM (mukPq)
Yes there are, and none of them believe in a formal government beyond the county level.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 30, 2012 07:33 PM (0q2P7)
.......to discover the G-spot .
Prolly gonna take a while .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 07:33 PM (M2+F0)
Posted by: JDP at November 30, 2012 07:33 PM (60GaT)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 07:34 PM (QupBk)
Go Girl Female Urination Device, Lavender
http://tinyurl.com/c3868k4
Customer review;
I think this product has multiple uses not just peeing. Use in the kitchen to frost cakes! Use it in the garage to funnel oil! It is a universal product. It is actually the greatest product ever made by human kind!!
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2012 07:34 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Fresh at November 30, 2012 07:34 PM (O7ksG)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:34 PM (BS7Eq)
Simple solution. Always carry an empty
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:34 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2012 06:19 PM (L7dvG)
Not true.
We lost the schools along the way. By the time the argument is presented, the indoctrination is almost insurmountable.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 30, 2012 07:35 PM (7U6v/)
Posted by: kinlaw at November 30, 2012 07:35 PM (uLTng)
Those are just hard core libertarians.
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 30, 2012 07:36 PM (jts1f)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 07:36 PM (d/5qf)
Why don't you keep peeing in a big mason jar, put an Obama bobble head in it and auction it off for charity like Glenn Beck did? i don't know if anyone actually bought it. he had it on Ebay but he had to take it off.
Posted by: CarolT at November 30, 2012 07:36 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:34 PM (V70Uh)
A lesson learned a loooong long time ago.
Military convoys.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 30, 2012 07:37 PM (7U6v/)
He also believed in saving (not spending every nickel you get) during boom times to compensate.
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:37 PM (V70Uh)
Here's a vocal for your lyrics: rough cut, acapella, recorded at my desk. Tell me what y'all think.
http://www.project42radio.com/media/let_it_burn.mp3
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 30, 2012 07:37 PM (5J54Q)
understand it to be a Depression. I suppose all I can do is laugh
anymore.
Embrace the Schadenfreude. Nothing's going to be funnier than listening to all the Obama voters screeching their heads off about their lost jobs, health insurance, Pell Grants, etc. We'r already starting to hear it as The One treads all over his own dick on a daily basis.
I know we're all on the same boat, but I take my inspiration from a passage in Down to a Sunless Sea, a post-apocalyptic novel by David Graham.
After all the nukes go off, an airliner finds it can't land because the entire earth is blanketed in radioactive fallout. As the airliner crew radios around, they come into contact with a Strategic Air Command's EC-135 Looking Glass, one of which was kept aloft 24 hours a day, full of officers who could take over the armed forces in the event of a Soviet nuclear attack.
The EC-135 is just out about out of fuel, and the air force pilot tells the airliner pilot that he has a bet with the general on board that he can get the EC-135 up to Mach one before they auger into the ground. They're going to use their last fuel to see if they can do it.
"Wish us luck!" the air force pilot says as he signs off.
So laugh, Ace. In 500,000 years nobody will care the teeniest bit about any of this.
Posted by: Llarry at November 30, 2012 07:37 PM (ymCXi)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 30, 2012 07:38 PM (PFvlM)
You lost me at "emergency." I mean, it's not like peeing should be a special occasion.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:38 PM (mukPq)
Hey, kbdabear is here too!
You a daywalker now, or are you just bi?
Posted by: kinlaw at November 30, 2012 07:35 PM
Actually I'm a vampire. Due to earlier darkness I can appear on a thread without melting like Nancy Pelosi standing next to a lit Monorah on the 8th day
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2012 07:38 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:39 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Butters at November 30, 2012 07:39 PM (NIZHJ)
Get the bottle with a larger opening. Unless, of course, you also happen to have some 90W lube with you. Or maybe that's just me.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:39 PM (BS7Eq)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2012 07:39 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:40 PM (mukPq)
Pay no attention to these heathens. The so called G Spot is a myth; you might as well believe in the Easter Bunny.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 30, 2012 07:41 PM (0q2P7)
Hey, as long as they get their free birth control and cell phones! And Fred and Tom get to be Mr. and Mrs! What's freedom compared to that?
Posted by: Donna V. at November 30, 2012 07:41 PM (BStAJ)
CBS building in Dallas under gunfire.
Is it wrong of me that my initial reaction was "good" and "was Dan Rather present"?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 07:41 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:37 PM (V70Uh)
Which is something no modern disciple of his seems to know. I'm not convinced he was right about the other part either, but at least he wasn't truly insane.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at November 30, 2012 07:41 PM (NYki8)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:42 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:42 PM (mukPq)
It was okay. I wouldn't want to do it again, though.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:42 PM (BS7Eq)
Your attention , please .
Men , when driving and simultaneously having to urinate , please follow these simple instructions .
1. Pull over
2. Urinate . Preferably not in your vehicle .
3. Continue .
This is easier than it sounds , we were built this way .
Thank you , that is all .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 07:42 PM (M2+F0)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:43 PM (BS7Eq)
Maybe, but at least you have company.
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2012 07:43 PM (3SvjA)
You could always just routinely wear a condom with a really big reservoir tip.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:43 PM (mukPq)
Posted by: Butters at November 30, 2012 07:44 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 30, 2012 07:44 PM (HNn1q)
Millions of Mexican-Americans already know this.
"Iron-man-Mike" didn't even want to pull over.
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:44 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:43 PM (BS7Eq)
EOJ's piss cup?
Posted by: eastvalleyphx just loves him some LIB at November 30, 2012 07:44 PM (GRvW4)
it's easy enough to mock this. oh, your teachers told you that? I guess you believe everything they say.
Posted by: so joeindc44 is full of all sorts of hindsight now, like JFK? at November 30, 2012 07:44 PM (QxSug)
Posted by: zombie JFK at November 30, 2012 07:45 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:45 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: kinlaw at November 30, 2012 07:27 PM (uLTng)
Never trust the daywalkers! No good, sneaky, conniving bastiges, the lot of 'em!
As opposed to the ONT. Where we have all of that, plus boobehs and recipes. And sometimes kittehs.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 30, 2012 07:45 PM (Ai+tZ)
Stand back, every one; I'm a physicist!
Posted by: Paul Frampton at November 30, 2012 07:45 PM (3SvjA)
Kerosene or high octane: Which makes a better Molotov cocktail?
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:46 PM (mukPq)
Quick! Without looking, what was the original topic of this post?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:43 PM
Piss on the French!
Posted by: zombie JFK at November 30, 2012 07:46 PM (wwsoB)
If by "just" you mean almost 6 years ago.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 30, 2012 07:46 PM (0q2P7)
I was just thinking of what a great ONT this French Socialist thread turns out to be.
Could be cuz I'm well into this bottle of scootch. uh, scotch.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2012 07:46 PM (4Mv1T)
1. Pull over
2. Urinate . Preferably not in your vehicle .
3. Continue .
This is easier than it sounds , we were built this way . Thank you , that is all .Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 07:42 PM (M2+F0)
Bill has a point. 98ZJUSMC had a particular need when we was downrange, but in these parts, there are usually better alternatives.
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 30, 2012 07:47 PM (jts1f)
See what happens when you start to report on Dear Leader?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 30, 2012 07:48 PM (7U6v/)
Posted by: piercello at November 30, 2012 07:48 PM (E/6f0)
Coleman lantern fuel.*
*(If you are actually considering trying to make a Molotov Cocktail with Coleman Lantern Fuel you have terminal stupidity: seek immediate medical help.)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 30, 2012 07:48 PM (0q2P7)
And not one bite on my awesome "depends " joke upthread ..... pricks , the lot of you .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 07:49 PM (M2+F0)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:49 PM (BS7Eq)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 07:50 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:50 PM (mukPq)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 30, 2012 07:47 PM (jts1f)
When we were "pulling butts", we just pissed in the desert. I guess that's un-PC these days?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 30, 2012 07:50 PM (7U6v/)
Proving astronauts don't use coffee mugs in space.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:51 PM (mukPq)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2012 07:51 PM (4Mv1T)
no bushes in Colorado? no, dare I say it, boulders?
Posted by: ObjectionOverruled at November 30, 2012 07:52 PM (jts1f)
Posted by: 13times at November 30, 2012 07:52 PM (h6XiD)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 07:52 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:49 PM (BS7Eq)
*shakes head*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 30, 2012 07:52 PM (7U6v/)
Posted by: Cricket at November 30, 2012 07:52 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: some dumbass at November 30, 2012 07:52 PM (60GaT)
So do you have a question for the Magic 8 Ball? Fire away!
Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at November 30, 2012 07:52 PM (wwsoB)
You use a tightly capped jar,with a SMALL rag wrapped around it that is nicely burning. Talk about an impressive sight.....
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2012 07:53 PM (SAMxH)
I'm not kidding about this. In Colorado if they catch you peeing on the
side of the road, and someone can see your junk, you will get charged
with indecent exposure and can end up doing two years of sex offender
treatment and having your name put on the sex offender registry. Peeing
in the bottle might save you a lot of grief.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:49 PM
But I could get uromisotisis and die !!!
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 30, 2012 07:54 PM (wwsoB)
Shit. The Tyranny is here.
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:55 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 07:55 PM (M2+F0)
That's a big reservoir tip. Kinda like a Twinkie the size of a school bus. If you could still get Twinkies, that is. Union Twinkies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2012 07:55 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:55 PM (mukPq)
What kind of country has this become?
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:55 PM
Outlook not so good
Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at November 30, 2012 07:56 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:56 PM (mukPq)
It's Jeff's call.
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 30, 2012 06:26 PM (GoIUi)
____________________
I don't think it was Jeff's Call...
I think it was Jeff's Urine.
Or probably --
Jeff's Call to Dooty.
Posted by: Madonna has a new tattoo! at November 30, 2012 07:56 PM (r2PLg)
And that was George W Bush.
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at November 30, 2012 07:57 PM (TZWbv)
Acetone or Empire of Jeff's golden shower: Which makes the more effective Molotov cocktail?
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 07:55 PM
Better not tell you now
Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at November 30, 2012 07:57 PM (wwsoB)
Funny about Colorado. Legalize pot. Outlaw pissing on the side of the highway.
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 07:57 PM (V70Uh)
Yes, and you are taking your chances with one of life's mysteries.
I live out in the toolies where you can see for ten miles in any direction. I get out to pee, start zipping down my pants, and a minivan full of Rainbow Girls driven by a recently divorced man-hater heading to an abstinence convention just freakin' whisks by out of nowhere.
I swear the magnetic pulse from the zipper coming down "uncloaks" the damned minivans.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:57 PM (BS7Eq)
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 07:58 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 07:58 PM (M2+F0)
Here's a kitteh for you
http://tinyurl.com/cypr42m
That is a sweet pusseh.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2012 07:58 PM (sdi6R)
Not near the roads, no. They're mowed several yards back just like in most states. Also, the part of the state where the majority of the people live is fairly flat and dry so no big rocks, trees, or bushes anywhere close.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at November 30, 2012 07:59 PM (NYki8)
Since we're talking about pee and socialism, it reminds me of a comment that one of you morons left at the HQ years ago. Something about socialism/leftist thought is when you have a half glass of wine and you fill the rest with piss. A leftist doesn't realize that you've ruined the wine rather than improved the piss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2012 07:59 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2012 07:59 PM (ccXZP)
Here's one of mine, son. They double as truck tire inner tubes.
Posted by: Ric Flair's Intergalactic Johnson at November 30, 2012 07:59 PM (7U6v/)
This word, I don't think it means what you think it means, Joe.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 07:59 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Al at November 30, 2012 08:00 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: JohnJ at November 30, 2012 08:00 PM (Tt6ky)
I'd been on a long distance biking trip in my 20s with a half bottle of white gas left over that I'd used for my ultra-small pack stove. When I returned to my apartment and wanted to do a cookout with my roommate, sure enough, we had charcoal, but no lighter fluid.
Resourceful soul that I am, I thought I'd use some of the white gas--same thing, right?
About 5 minutes after I dropped the match in, the fire department showed up....as the neighbors called after seeing 8-foot-high flames on our balcony. I offered them some grilled chicken breasts, they laughed, and left.
Posted by: jakeman at November 30, 2012 08:01 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 08:01 PM (QupBk)
Eastern Colorado is so flat and dry even Kansas pities us.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 08:01 PM (BS7Eq)
Cat and Kitten Odor and Stain Remover
by Urine Off!
http://tinyurl.com/btldpbf
Posted by: Dmitri Urinov at November 30, 2012 08:02 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 08:02 PM (mukPq)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 08:02 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 08:02 PM (jTKU5)
When you get right down to it , what's the diff ?
When you gotta go , you gotta go .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 08:02 PM (M2+F0)
I'm a repeat offender.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2012 07:59 PM (ccXZP)
If that's the case, I'm wanted in 21 States and 7 foreign countries (insert Canada, wherever..).
I shall hold out in my forest redoubt. Come and get me, coppers.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 30, 2012 08:03 PM (7U6v/)
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at November 30, 2012 08:03 PM (TZWbv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 08:03 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: CarolT at November 30, 2012 08:04 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 08:01 PM (BS7Eq)
Lol, ain't that the truth? CO's my home state but I always avoided the south-east quarter when possible. Ugliest looking landscape for many miles around.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at November 30, 2012 08:04 PM (NYki8)
Don't forget about me.
Posted by: Automatic Teller Machine at November 30, 2012 08:04 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 30, 2012 08:05 PM (jts1f)
Steyn needs his own TV show. FTSB You cannot simultaneously enjoy American-sized taxes and European-sized government. http://is.gd/gmYqmW
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 08:03 PM (QupBk)
yeah I read that. I wish he were wrong, but he isn't.
we're so fucking boned
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2012 08:05 PM (d/5qf)
One is fun and liberating and the other only happens when you're usually alone.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 30, 2012 08:05 PM (mukPq)
__ ____ _ ___ ____ ____ Not to mention that the main drag Hwy 287 is a truck-infested 2-lane deathtrap.Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 08:05 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 08:06 PM (M2+F0)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 07:49 PM (BS7Eq)
Same here in my beloved Clownifornia, except that no one has to actually see your wang to get charged and permanently tattooed as a sex offender here, save the cop himself. Which is hilarious in college towns full of drunken leftists at 2am on Friday night.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2012 08:06 PM (TIIx5)
I am confident that the numerous times we got yelled at by campus cops in the late 1980s for whizzing in alleyways would now have me in a registered sex offender database if not in jail. Our society is doomed, if that's the type of shit we're gonna focus on. Think about the little kid that got his parents a $2000 fine or whatever for peeing in his yard a few weeks ago.
Posted by: jakeman at November 30, 2012 08:07 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at November 30, 2012 08:07 PM (NYki8)
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 08:08 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: The Conservative Case for Socialism at November 30, 2012 08:08 PM (60GaT)
I live here and wonder what is wrong with my self-esteem. Actually, I always say that Southeast Colorado is a nice place to live but you wouldn't want to visit there.
Some of the most beautiful sunsets you will ever see, though. It has that going for it. Not to mention one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in the country. So there must be something we're doing right!
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 08:09 PM (BS7Eq)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at November 30, 2012 08:07 PM (NYki
Hon, you can take that thing right through Texas.
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at November 30, 2012 08:09 PM (jTKU5)
Who said it earlier, that eventually God gets them? I agree.
Someone I know suggested that lightning should strike TFG! It could happen.
Posted by: CarolT at November 30, 2012 08:09 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: jakeman at November 30, 2012 08:10 PM (96M6e)
On my arrest sheet, I told them I was trying a new alternative biofuel derived from alcohol for a Clean Energy Grant
The cop was all anti-science if you ask me!
Posted by: I.P. Daley at November 30, 2012 08:10 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 30, 2012 08:11 PM (0UP8T)
Because a company offer stock in exchange for money is exactly like the government forceably taking a company's assets with whatever payment they see fit. Yep, exactly the same thing.
Nationalization, not just a word but a feeling.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 08:12 PM (QupBk)
Eastern Colorado is so flat and dry even Kansas pities us.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 08:01 PM (BS7Eq)
Lol, ain't that the truth? CO's my home state but I always avoided
the south-east quarter when possible. Ugliest looking landscape for many
miles around.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, still a Hobbit at November 30, 2012 08:04 PM
Never been to SE Colorado, but in the NE part, I figured that Greeley or Julesburg was where God stuck the hose when he wanted to give the earth an enema
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2012 08:14 PM (wwsoB)
jakeman, the cop that wrote that ticket got fired.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2012 08:16 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 30, 2012 08:16 PM (BS7Eq)
The same year he seized WaMu and wiped out the bondholders and gave the bank to JP Morgan.
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at November 30, 2012 08:17 PM (TZWbv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 08:18 PM (QupBk)
I'm a repeat offender.>>>
My idiot twenty year old (amazingly on the Dean's List) ended up in handcuffs on the side of the road due to this (and his big effing mouth)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2012 08:20 PM (4Mv1T)
Nationalization has an actual meaning. It means that the government runs the business. TARP did not do that.
Posted by: JohnJ at November 30, 2012 08:20 PM (Tt6ky)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 08:20 PM (M2+F0)
Yeah, I was pleased to see that, but it still gets my hackles up that some jagoff like that is wearing a badge and enforcing the law.
Posted by: jakeman at November 30, 2012 08:23 PM (96M6e)
But it was small scale socialism next to Bush buying into the financial sector (including AIG) to the tune of $700 billion.
Bush was a big time socialist next to Obama.
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at November 30, 2012 08:23 PM (TZWbv)
Posted by: JohnJ at November 30, 2012 08:24 PM (Tt6ky)
You're the only person that I've ever known to admit you know Mickeys Big Mouth even exists. I hope you poured the contents on the ground before using the bottle.
Posted by: Ronster at November 30, 2012 08:26 PM (nQMHQ)
(Faneuil Hall has served as a marketplace and a meeting hall since 1742. . Inspirational speeches by Samuel Adams and other patriots were given at Faneuil Hall. These oratories became the footstool for America's desire to obtain independence from the British.)
Posted by: John Stark Dark at November 30, 2012 08:26 PM (PALjS)
Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at November 30, 2012 08:27 PM (TZWbv)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 30, 2012 08:30 PM (M2+F0)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 30, 2012 08:33 PM (eZgIK)
So, not nationalization. Just trying to make sense of your random brain farts.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 08:34 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: John Stark Dark at November 30, 2012 08:26 PM (PALjS)
MA once produced great leaders, now we have fools. John do live near Boston? I'm less than six miles away and work in Boston.
Posted by: CarolT at November 30, 2012 08:34 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 30, 2012 08:38 PM (jts1f)
Posted by: NewB at November 30, 2012 08:42 PM (jvg6T)
Are you kidding me? Please, I read MA GOP newsletter, 70% of her votes came from Boston. Big union presence here to bring them in by the busload. Suburbs are more conservative.
She's a carpetbagger too, I believe she came from Ohio.
Deval Patrick is a min Obama, same words, speeches, and from Chicago too! A great comparison was written by the late Dean Barnett in TWS, he wrote that Obama is tall and sleek, and Patrick is short and doughy and often sounds like he's inhaled helium!
Posted by: CarolT at November 30, 2012 08:48 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Hand Solo at November 30, 2012 08:50 PM (vu3g7)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 09:07 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: occam at November 30, 2012 09:24 PM (+2qGj)
Posted by: kayro at November 30, 2012 09:31 PM (n3ODs)
Government ownership of industry is not socialism. Socialism is when government merely controls industry.
The word you are looking for is "communism".
Posted by: hoodaticus at November 30, 2012 09:39 PM (v/b7q)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 30, 2012 09:44 PM (liJ7F)
Posted by: AES at November 30, 2012 09:45 PM (gxoxj)
Free stuff costs lots of money, I say let the bitch crash and burn. He'll, it might even have political ramifications for the next Rhino that the inside the beltway crowd picks for the GOP.
Posted by: Noovuss at November 30, 2012 09:47 PM (V/AWI)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 30, 2012 09:48 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Noovuss at November 30, 2012 10:14 PM (V/AWI)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2012 10:22 PM (jPVBi)
And indeed, Ace, that IS one way to act the fool.
Why do you bother ... and why do I?
The fact is that every since arbitrage or enlistment of an asset to the public weal is a 'form' of socialism. Thus, by that measure, every single American president was (and is) acting "socialist".
Now, I grant the young froggie minister was not referring to anything particularly close to debate-worthy, so was probably referring to the auto bailout, or to tarp, or to the STIM's PPP aspects -- though certainly not to health care insurance reform, because the Obamacare model does not socialize medicine any more than American medicine was already socialized by previous presidents and Congresses (which brought about Medicare, Medicaid and the requirement that every state require hospitals to admit patients through their Emergency departments); or, perhaps the tadpole WAS referring to that, but was simply misinformed.
And IF misinformed, then one is justified in pointing to Ace as part of 'Team Misinformation' in this regard.
Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at December 01, 2012 03:24 AM (21TJo)
Once the country hits rock bottom, everyone severely and badly affected and in dire straits and the socialist and their media buddies are still talking up Obama and the true joy of being alive in a post America era people will wake up and wonder why there ain't no coffee to smell, discover what fools they were and take steps to insure Obama doesn't get a fourth term as POTUS.
let it burn, they cannot hide the fact they were playing with fire when the country has burned down.
Once the republicans become socialist democrats in all but name they will burn with the democrats.
let it fall apart.
COFFEE mug used as E/urinal.
Do not wash give as gift to any socialist, liberal democrats you might know and smile.
Posted by: HEP-T at December 01, 2012 11:49 AM (0Aw0p)
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at December 02, 2012 07:57 AM (OTWsz)
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