HPOA Defense: Oxford Ph.D. Claims He Was "Duped" Into Carrying Four Pounds of Coke By Promise of Meeting Lovely Woman

We have so many of our own misfortunes we might as well consider someone else's.

Four pounds of coke. That's not like a little bag being surreptitiously slipped into an interior sub-pocket of your rolling suitcase. Four pounds takes some lifting. His defense -- that he was tricked by his dick -- was rejected as laudable but irrelevant. (I think that was the ruling, anyway.)

Paul Frampton, the Oxford-educated Louis D. Rubin Jr. Distinguished Professor of Physics and Astronomy, told investigators he was duped into unknowingly carrying the drugs after being lured first to Bolivia with a promise of meeting a famous bikini model.

...

“As you might imagine I am in a state of shock and disbelief,” Frampton said in a telephone interview Wednesday night. “This is a gross miscarriage of justice. If this had happened in the United States, a jury would have obviously acquitted me.”

Would an American jury have acquitted him? Well, here's the woman he was hoping to meet.

It looks like she's smuggling four pounds of heaven.

Not guilty. So say we all.

Apart from the joke, his defense is transparent nonsense. He wrote messages clearly stating he was aware he was carrying drugs, that he was worried about drug-sniffing dogs, and that he knew the value of the coke (on delivery to Europe) was in the millions.

Against this, it's claimed:

In prison, Frampton was diagnosed with a schizoid personality disorder that results in poor judgment in practical matters and could leave him vulnerable to being easily duped.

He claims he went to Bolivia on some sort of crackpot invitation to meet this woman, and then... I don't know, wound up in an airport with four pounds of coke. I tried to understand it, but it makes no sense. Whether he intended to smuggle the drugs for money or for the hope of sex, he still intended to smuggle the drugs.

He says he doesn't think the bikini model, Denise Milani, had anything to do with his drug smuggling. So, she's off the hook.

He's a professor at UNC-Chapel Hill.

For Further Review and Study: Would you?


Posted by: Ace at 02:25 PM



Comments

1
I think we need to call in Denise Milani for an invasive search. Just to be sure.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 28, 2012 02:28 PM (sGU4F)

2 For that?
He'll yeah I'd smuggle!!
He'll, I'd stuff a few more pounds up the wife if it helped

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 02:29 PM (LFN8n)

3
the sad part is that I figured out what HPOA means in about 3 seconds

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 02:29 PM (jUytm)

4 I'd say those were at least 4 pounds - EACH

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 28, 2012 02:29 PM (rvLeh)

5 I'd carry it all in my rectum.

Posted by: kevin at November 28, 2012 02:30 PM (VkUP+)

6 Da Boobehs make a man do some weird stuff...

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at November 28, 2012 02:30 PM (Jls4P)

7 Oh, notice she's got painfully sharp elbows?
Back fat too I bet

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 02:30 PM (LFN8n)

8 Hey, I've got four pounds of co... Oh, coke. Got distracted by the picture. I did not have sex with that woman. Yet.

Posted by: Bill C. in Chappaqua at November 28, 2012 02:30 PM (wIgpo)

9 Inverted colors!

Neat, a new way to f up the formatting.

and, yes, like the fist of an angry god in a hurricane. Or something. Not a lot of blood getting the smart-maker right now.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 28, 2012 02:31 PM (P47hr)

10 Arghh! This blog is enclosing me in a...enclosure!

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 28, 2012 02:31 PM (9GaPd)

11 I preferred the formatting error. Felt like I was IN the story, man.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 28, 2012 02:31 PM (sGU4F)

12 Whew! It's fixed now.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 28, 2012 02:31 PM (9GaPd)

13 Of course, by the time I hit post, it's fixed. So, I look like more of a jackass than usual. Yay.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 28, 2012 02:32 PM (P47hr)

14 But can she fit through a 2 x 2 hole in a door?

Posted by: Tim at November 28, 2012 02:33 PM (xq7pr)

15 I would, but only if it were an "all access" meet-and-greet, IYKWIM

Posted by: shillelagh at November 28, 2012 02:33 PM (hRzu2)

16 Why are there rug burns on her elbow?
Seriously, left elbow

Hmmmm
Brb

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 02:33 PM (LFN8n)

17 Never trust your dick

Posted by: robtr at November 28, 2012 02:33 PM (rTgOf)

18 If it don't fit you must acquit!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 02:33 PM (tVTLU)

19 He WAS a professor at UNC. In a sane world.
BTW, not guilty.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 02:34 PM (GFM2b)

20 I don't know. I need to see more pictures for less clothes for a better informed decision.

Posted by: JollyRoger at November 28, 2012 02:34 PM (t06LC)

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 28, 2012 02:34 PM (9GaPd)

22 I really like the part where he was {i]diagnosed with poor judgement. Yeah. Sounds so official and unusual.
In my very young and foolish days a rich pretty girl once asked me to carry a package on a flight from the West Coast for her. I said no.

Still nailed her.

Posted by: Daybrother at November 28, 2012 02:34 PM (+paCV)

23 Yes I would.
But just remember what a very wise friend of mine once said:
"No matter how hot she is, there's a man somewhere whose tired of her s**T"

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 28, 2012 02:34 PM (rvLeh)

24 I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit...

Posted by: Will Folks at November 28, 2012 02:34 PM (vYB+W)

25 16 Why are there rug burns on her elbow? Seriously, left elbow.

Rough sheets?

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 02:35 PM (GFM2b)

26 Ooh baby I love your way.

Posted by: Paul Frampton Comes Alive at November 28, 2012 02:36 PM (QKKT0)

27 She so fine.

For Further Review and Study: Would you?

Would I what? Cunnilingus her? Yes.


Smuggle 4 freaking pounds of coke. No.

Posted by: eleven - Go Raiders!!!!! at November 28, 2012 02:36 PM (KXm42)

28 I'll be in my bunk....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2012 02:36 PM (lZBBB)

29 I was drugged and kidnapped to Bolivia and all I got was this lousy TeeShirt.

Posted by: toby928© ask you to name that mangled quote at November 28, 2012 02:36 PM (evdj2)

30 Apparently...that's an old picture of her. She recently got into body building and got all orange and leathery.

I uh...can't find a safe link to show you.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 28, 2012 02:37 PM (sGU4F)

31
The dick: Its like a dowsing rod used to find trouble.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2012 02:37 PM (n/ubI)

32 30 Apparently...that's an old picture of her. She recently gotinto bodybuilding and gotall orange and leathery.

I uh...can't find a safe link to show you.

Show the unsafe one!

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 02:37 PM (GFM2b)

33 My goodness - she could make a roomful of parapalegics stand up and salute.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - sunny day... at November 28, 2012 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

34 Will folks,

seriously man. just pay a grand and have a good time in any major city. geez are people hard up sometimes.

Seriously. If you're not married/attached and have trouble meeting girls, it's pretty simple to get a knockout 10 on the phone and set up a "meet".

Even better than this check.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 02:38 PM (tVTLU)

35 OT: Former UK Defense Minister wants to Nuke Afghan-Pakistani border... with NEUTRON BOMBS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-4X5WToVw

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 28, 2012 02:38 PM (XvHmy)

36 No, but I'm a girl, so I'm sorta immune to that sorta crap.

Posted by: tcn at November 28, 2012 02:38 PM (ZOUmX)

37
He did all this...just in the hope of 'meeting' her?
Just to meet her?

And men like to say that women are the stoopids.

Posted by: wheatie at November 28, 2012 02:38 PM (CM59X)

38 I would give that lady the best twelve seconds of my life

Then my car keys, credit cards, and most likely the title to the condo

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 02:38 PM (LFN8n)

39 his defense is transparent nonsense

He should use the Twinkie defense instead.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 02:38 PM (4pSIn)

40 Big boobehs and free airline tickets to South America should have set off an alarm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2012 02:39 PM (QKKT0)

41 If he didn't get to tap that, they yeah, guilty of all kinds of stupid.

His co-commie professors want him to continue to get his checks from the university. Complete ivory tower lunacy.

Posted by: Invictus at November 28, 2012 02:39 PM (OQpzc)

42 "...a schizoid personality disorder that results in poor judgment in practical matters and could leave him vulnerable to being easily duped."

Doesn't this describe all liberals?

Posted by: jwest at November 28, 2012 02:40 PM (ZDsRL)

43 Would you?

Umm, I already bought a ticket to Bolivia. Maybe I should have read the article that surrounds the picture.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2012 02:40 PM (FcR7P)

44 I have to admit, no jury of his peers would convict him.

http://tinyurl.com/cqpe9ta

Posted by: Daybrother at November 28, 2012 02:40 PM (+paCV)

45 Airplane? I was hoping for a motorboat.

Posted by: Paul Frampton, Space Scientist at November 28, 2012 02:40 PM (QKKT0)

46 Denise Milani. Hot damn.



I try to be a virtuous person, but I would probably smuggle controlled substances for a date with Denise. >.> I am indeed a very bad man, and I acknowledge that.



Someone with charm and money convince her to run for President on the RNC ticket. We'll win all 57 states 70-30.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 28, 2012 02:41 PM (FVUmk)

47 She's kind of hot and has big cans, but seriously. four pounds of coke is no joke!!!

My favorite quote/saying: No matter how hot she is, there is some guy out there sick of her shit...

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 02:41 PM (tVTLU)

48 I just googled her and it nearly put my eye out.

Posted by: flyonthewall at November 28, 2012 02:41 PM (aZ7lL)

49 the sad part is that I figured out what HPOA means in about 3 seconds

Do a Moron a solid?

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 02:41 PM (4pSIn)

50 We need to see a picture of the professor to know just how far out of his league she is.

Then again, who knows, maybe he's super hawt also.
Maybe he's hung like a horse.
Maybe he could have worked as a male model, but chose to be a physicist instead.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2012 02:41 PM (r3uU6)

51 "...a schizoid personality disorder that results in poor judgment in practical matters and could leave him vulnerable to being easily duped."

Hmmm.... does this not describe all MEN? Who sometimes think with their Little Head?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (lZBBB)

52 There's a Zombie Johnny Cochran joke regarding "tits" and "acquit" in there somewhere, but I'll leave that up to the pros.

Posted by: Flounder at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (Kkt/i)

53 37. Nah
Whipped guys are the pinnacle of dumbassery

Ask my wife how pathetic I was after the 'boots incident'

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (nvwMe)

54 Another pic

http://www.outofaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Denise-Milani-8.jpg

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (YdQQY)

55 Shit like that happens to me all the time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (jE38p)

56 Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2012 02:41 PM (r3uU6)


Here... got a bridge to sell ya....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (lZBBB)

57 Already booked my flight!

Posted by: Cashpipe at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (75sW/)

58 I need to get hooked up with some of that tenure shit...really sounds like good stuff.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (hNXHo)

59 Seem to remember another guy from Oxford getting in trouble for listening to his dick.

hmmmm...

Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (fWAjv)

60 Four pounds seems a little conservative.

Posted by: OCBill at November 28, 2012 02:43 PM (rFipM)

61 >>>For Further Review and Study: Would you?

Only after a thorough cavity search of the lovely woman up front. And back.

You mean smuggle? I'm confused.

Posted by: Fritz at November 28, 2012 02:43 PM (d8K+M)

62 I don't really want to look up HPOA on urban dictionary. A little help?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 02:43 PM (QGyiB)

63 Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 02:41 PM

Hot Piece Of Ass

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 28, 2012 02:43 PM (P47hr)

64 Here... got a bridge to sell ya....
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (lZBBB)


Does it come with any toll booths?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2012 02:43 PM (jE38p)

65 Banned?

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (4pSIn)

66 You know, Google is like the Gates of Heaven if you type in 'Denise Milani' and hit 'search'.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (sGU4F)

67 Also, what is the prison system in Bolivia like? When I was on a cruise, there were young people who thought it would be cool to buy some weed in Jamaica. The cruise line announced that passengers should think twice about breaking the law in a third world country.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (r3uU6)

68 Smuggle 4 freaking pounds of coke? No.

Here's where we can learn from our Democrat masters: promise to smuggle the coke, assure her it's being done...

Repeat forever!

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (FcR7P)

69 Oh, I just got it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (QGyiB)

70 I wish he had done this in Singapore. THAT country knows how to deal with drug smugglers.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (bb5+k)

71 Upon further review, in the first page of google images there is a picture of her in a polka dot bikini that would make me say I'd think about smuggling the entire country of Bolivia for a hit.
Would there be a motorboat involved?

Posted by: JollyRoger at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (t06LC)

72 Holy shit! She could be a Tampa Bay cheerleader.

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (HGw4L)

73

http://www.outofaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Denise-Milani-8.jpg


Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 02:42 PM (YdQQY)


Mind = blown. x_x No brain left. Wow.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (FVUmk)

74 HPOA - hot piece of ass

Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (fWAjv)

75 He's a professor at UNC-Chapel Hill.

Ha! Right down the road from me.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 02:44 PM (GQ8sn)

76 49
the sad part is that I figured out what HPOA means in about 3 seconds


Do a Moron a solid?

Hot Piece of Anthricite

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 28, 2012 02:45 PM (rvLeh)

77 I'd carry it all in my rectum.

That's funny. I injest it through my rectum!

Posted by: Rod Stewart at November 28, 2012 02:45 PM (5iuEW)

78 Does it come with any toll booths?


Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2012 02:43 PM (jE38p)

Yes! and Trolls too!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2012 02:45 PM (lZBBB)

79 My dreams were sodomized by an elaborate ruse, and a Bolivian inmate, but mostly ...

Posted by: Paul Frampton at November 28, 2012 02:45 PM (evdj2)

80 Another pic

http://www.outofaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Denise-Milani-8.jpg


That top must be made of carbon fiber.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2012 02:45 PM (QKKT0)

81 Frampton comes alive!

Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2012 02:45 PM (/GqLT)

82 Would I what? Cunnilingus her? Yes. Smuggle 4 freaking pounds of coke. No. Posted by: eleven - Go Raiders!!!!! at November 28, 2012 02:36 PM (KXm42)

I say, I say, now hold on 'dere boy! Let's not be gettin' all crazy heah.

We need to take this logically you see.

It is fully shaved, right? Or at least a landing strip?

Girl reminds me of the road from Beckley to Charleston - all curves.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 28, 2012 02:45 PM (sbV1u)

83 The smugglers first attempted to recruit Charlie Sheen, but the two kilos of coke mysteriously disappeared somewhere between the hotel and airport.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 02:45 PM (SY2Kh)

84 This guy is a mother- f-in DOPE!!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at November 28, 2012 02:45 PM (jvd3N)

85 Banned?

No, just stupid.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 02:46 PM (4pSIn)

86 Pic of the good perfesser at link: http://tinyurl.com/bsw8c9p

Posted by: Country Singer at November 28, 2012 02:46 PM (L8r/r)

87 >>>Mind = blown. x_x No brain left. Wow.

She's mine! I saw her first!

Posted by: Joe Smilin' Biden at November 28, 2012 02:46 PM (sGU4F)

88

Yes professor, you have learned a strong lesson in life, it's all about pussy! It was all about the pussy, and a little Bolivian Marching Powder for good measure. And the opportunity to dance with Jose for four years. Ole!

Posted by: Dr Fish, TDY to SAT for ill mom at November 28, 2012 02:46 PM (ndqJC)

89 "3
the sad part is that I figured out what HPOA means in about 3 seconds
Posted by: soothsayer"

And that's the difference between men and women. I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2012 02:46 PM (r3uU6)

90
hot pancakes on apples

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 02:47 PM (jUytm)

91 I would thrash that ass like it was a street urchin begging for tuppence.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at November 28, 2012 02:47 PM (u6Ixe)

92 67 Also, what is the prison system in Bolivia like?

Well, Butch and Sundance didn't want to find out. Don't expect it to have changed much.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 02:47 PM (GFM2b)

93 Btw, my two second search of reputable sites such as chickopedia states that those suckers ARE REAL!!!!

If so, she definitely went up a big notch in my book!

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 02:47 PM (tVTLU)

94 “What the president is worried about, Major, is what happened and why in Benghazi. He is not particularly concerned about whether the ambassador or I went out and talked about the fact that we believed extremists might have been responsible. And whether we named them as al Qaeda or not does not–no, it certainly doesn’t have any bearing on what happened and who was responsible as that investigation was continuing on Benghazi.”

Ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2012 02:47 PM (jE38p)

95 Worth.

It.

Posted by: Crashpanic at November 28, 2012 02:47 PM (62b6U)

96 Let's retire the saying "No matter how hot she is, there's some guy out there who's sick of her shit."

This is supposed to make me feel better? it makes me feel worse. Because now I have to consider there's a guy who 1, had her, and may continue to have her as long as he likes, but 2, *HAS DECIDED THERE'S AN EVEN HOTTER GIRL HE WANTS.*

It's even more demoralizing.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2012 02:48 PM (LCRYB)

97
53 37. Nah
Whipped guys are the pinnacle of dumbassery


Yeah, but this guy hadn't even gotten anywhere near her pussy yet...so he wasn't even 'whipped' yet.
He was still in the 'hopeful' stage.


Ask my wife how pathetic I was after the 'boots incident'

Stompy boots?

Posted by: wheatie at November 28, 2012 02:48 PM (CM59X)

98
Book smart does not equate to common sense smart, especially when yourlittle headis doing the brain storming.

He sure was easy to fool, 4 damn pounds of coke is a big package.

Posted by: Gmac at November 28, 2012 02:48 PM (IanLz)

99 the guy is expected to serve his sentence, which will be short (like 8 months), under house arrest.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2012 02:48 PM (LCRYB)

100 Jim Lahey:

Jim Lahey is a fucking drunk and he always will be....

I neeeeeddddd a cheeseburger Mr. Lahey!

Randy....

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 02:49 PM (tVTLU)

101 He sure was easy to fool, 4 damn pounds of coke is a big package.

Posted by: Gmac at November 28, 2012 02:48 PM (IanLz)


It's a big package but it's not coke.

Posted by: Derek Smalls at November 28, 2012 02:49 PM (QKKT0)

102

He's a professor at UNC-Chapel Hill.





Therefore, still smarter than the rest of us. Just ask him. I'm so glad I didn't bother to finish attending classes there.

Posted by: NC Ref at November 28, 2012 02:49 PM (dVJLS)

103
It's even more demoralizing.

Especially when you realize that the only men who say that are the betas who never score anything above a 7.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 02:50 PM (jUytm)

104 Them's cartoon boobies.

Posted by: Abe Froman at November 28, 2012 02:50 PM (E55AK)

105 Also, what is the prison system in Bolivia like? When I was on a cruise,
there were young people who thought it would be cool to buy some weed
in Jamaica. The cruise line announced that passengers should think twice
about breaking the law in a third world country.


People go to Jamaica and not buy weed?

Huh. News to me. I was there some 10 years ago in Negril, you couldn't walk half a block without being offered ganja or sex. As long as you make a token attempt to hide it from the police, they don't bother you for smoking weed in public.

Now trying to bring it back with you? Bad idea.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 02:50 PM (SY2Kh)

106 96
Let's retire the saying "No matter how hot she is, there's some guy out there who's sick of her shit."



This is supposed to make me feel better? it makes me feel worse.
Because now I have to consider there's a guy who 1, had her, and may
continue to have her as long as he likes, but 2, *HAS DECIDED THERE'S AN
EVEN HOTTER GIRL HE WANTS.*



It's even more demoralizing.

Posted by: ace

Why do you think the guitar amplifier was invented? Colt did not make men equal; rock and roll did.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2012 02:50 PM (dZ756)

107 She is the future's "Morgana, Baseballs Kissing Bandit".

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2012 02:50 PM (HGw4L)

108 99 the guy is expected to serve his sentence, which will be short (like 8 months), under house arrest.

If it's at her house, ok!

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 02:50 PM (GFM2b)

109 Hmmm...and we thought heaven was the only place outside of hell where we can be safe from the dangers of love.

Posted by: Casca at November 28, 2012 02:50 PM (8cu17)

110 According to Palestinian reports, 7 people were injured Wednesday following sniper shooting at the border fence near the Gaza Strip.

IDF officials said in response that Palestinian rioters have approached the border fence and caused it damage. When they refused to leave, IDF troops fired towards their legs. (Elior Levy and Yoav Zitun)

One hell of a truce

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2012 02:51 PM (jE38p)

111


She's mine! I saw her first!

Posted by: Joe Smilin' Biden at November 28, 2012 02:46 PM (sGU4F)



Pistols, ten paces, et cetera.

http://tinyurl.com/bqs9leg

tinyurl.com/dx8g5yz

Four pounds of coke? Yeah. ._. Probably would... sigh...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 28, 2012 02:51 PM (FVUmk)

112 96
Let's retire the saying "No matter how hot she is, there's some guy out there who's sick of her shit."



This is supposed to make me feel better? it makes me feel worse.
Because now I have to consider there's a guy who 1, had her, and may
continue to have her as long as he likes, but 2, *HAS DECIDED THERE'S AN
EVEN HOTTER GIRL HE WANTS.*



It's even more demoralizing.

Ace, I take the saying to mean that any woman, no matter how beautiful, will eventually become a giant pain in the ass.

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 28, 2012 02:51 PM (rvLeh)

113 We were suspicious of his motives when it turned out the four pounds of coke was concealed in his rectum.

Posted by: argentinian detective's notebook at November 28, 2012 02:51 PM (jPVBi)

114 Stompy boots? Posted by: wheatie at November 28, 2012 02:48 PM (CM59X)

Not you too!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 28, 2012 02:51 PM (sbV1u)

115 Denise Milani Introduction

Glamour and sportsmodel Denise Milani (born Denisa Jacobi on April 24, 1976) made her way to the top of websearches worldwide without posing nude. Boasting an incredible 34DDD-19-34 toned body and a pretty face to match, it's not surprising that Denise Milani's website, DeniseMilani.com has become the #1 most popular single model website on the planet.
Denise Milani Biography Sketch

Early life and career

The oldest of three girls, Denise was born and raised in the Czech Republic. There, young Denisa first started standing out from the crowd at the age of 13 when her breasts began developing at a far faster rate than those of her flat-chested peers. Her stunning physical maturation made her something of a star in her small Czech town and boys would routinely steal glimpses of her during class and at the fashion boutique where she worked after school. At age 21, she immigrated to the United States, settling in Los Angeles, CA. While in L.A., the jaw-dropping beauty got a job...as a massage therapist. It didn't take long before Denise was offered modeling jobs, starting off her modeling career in 2005 with SPORTSbyBROOKS.

DeniseMilani.com was launched in 2007, and has since become, as noted earlier, the most popular individual model website in the entire internet. Think about it...without posing nude, within less than 2 years of launching, Denise Milani's website is more popular than that of ANY other individual model! But looking at her spectacular physique, and seeing the clear enthusiasm and excitement that Denise brings to each and every photo and video, it's hard to see why she wouldn't be anything less than the most popular beauty on the web. Denise Milani's MySpace profile is also extremely popular.

Posted by: Crashpanic at November 28, 2012 02:51 PM (62b6U)

116 Let's retire the saying "No matter how hot she is, there's some guy out there who's sick of her shit."

Do you have what is takes to go the HCWDB route?

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 02:52 PM (4pSIn)

117 97. Oh yeah
The kind of boots AtC would crawl through spider webs to get to

She still has them too

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 02:52 PM (nvwMe)

118
Heh, his package couldn't be that big or he wouldn't be having 'those' kind of women's issues.

Posted by: Gmac at November 28, 2012 02:52 PM (IanLz)

119
"...poor judgment in practical matters"

This seems to be a common ailment ina lot of professor types.

Posted by: wheatie at November 28, 2012 02:52 PM (CM59X)

120
Oh, I don't know. Sounds legit to me, especially if she's his soul-mate.

Posted by: Mark Sanford, the Love Gov at November 28, 2012 02:53 PM (a9L+B)

121 made her way to the top of websearches worldwide without posing nude.

/punches wall

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 02:53 PM (QGyiB)

122 "His co-commie professors want him to continue to get his checks from the university. Complete ivory tower lunacy.
Posted by: Invictus"

States need to look at their funding of universities when it comes time to balance the budget.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2012 02:53 PM (r3uU6)

123 Just to "meet" her, no.

To "meat" her? Tempting. Do we get any of the coke for the weekend?

Posted by: LibertarianJim (team #letitburn) at November 28, 2012 02:53 PM (XMDuf)

124 It looks like she's smuggling four pounds of heaven.
Upon mine honour, Not Proven, M'lud!

Posted by: zombie senator arlen specter at November 28, 2012 02:54 PM (jPVBi)

125 Book smart does not equate to common sense smart, especially when yourlittle headis doing the brain storming.

He sure was easy to fool, 4 damn pounds of coke is a big package.

Posted by: Gmac at November 28, 2012 02:48 PM (IanLz)

It's my (and others) Observation that the so-called "smart" Presidents seem to be the ones that make the worst fuckups. Woodrow Wilson, John Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and our current genius Barry Soetoro.

While we're on the Topic, the states with the Highest level of Education in government seem to be the most fiscally irresponsible. Apparently you have to be a certain level of educated to believe some stupidity.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 02:54 PM (bb5+k)

126 Lets be honest I've done more shameful things than smuggle four pounds of coke for a piece of ass.

I sat through Twilight.

Posted by: JollyRoger at November 28, 2012 02:54 PM (t06LC)

127 According to the article, Frampton is 68.Besides being schizoid,he's obviouslydelusional, too.

Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2012 02:54 PM (pWeX5)

128 Ace:

Don't get demoralized... Once you realize that they really are a dime a dozen then you pick the hot ones out to your specific tastes. As a side note, apparently chickopedia says those are real, and if so, then she jumps up a notch!!! And she is interested in and/or does porn.

Feel better man.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 02:54 PM (tVTLU)

129
Frampton not only had been fighting the drug smuggling charges, but also a decision by UNC-CH Provost Bruce Carney to stop paying him while he was waiting to be tried.

Last month, he said in an interview that he believed his $107,000 salary was below the norm for professors doing similar work and that actually he should get a raise.




"and could I be paid in the form of a white powdery alkaloid?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 28, 2012 02:54 PM (kdS6q)

130
Do you have what is takes to go the HCWDB route?

Give me a minute; I got this.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 02:54 PM (jUytm)

131 The hip to waist ratio with those boobs on top is what makes her so stunning.

Posted by: Invictus at November 28, 2012 02:55 PM (OQpzc)

132 Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 28, 2012 02:51 PM (rvLeh)

And in my experience, the more beautiful? The faster and greater the pain they become...

Which is why I'm attracted to the type with a great body, but not great face... they tend to be WAY lower maintenence...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2012 02:55 PM (lZBBB)

133
114 Stompy boots? Posted by: wheatie at November 28, 2012 02:48 PM (CM59X)


Not you too!

---------

Ayup.
But I'm partial to the ones in tan leather, or flesh-colored suede.

Posted by: wheatie at November 28, 2012 02:55 PM (CM59X)

134 "....what is the prison system in Bolivia like?"

Actually, the guy was caught while switching planes in Argentina.

Posted by: jwest at November 28, 2012 02:55 PM (ZDsRL)

135 Wouldn't bang. And I buy the guy's stupid story, even though I think he's leaving out something.

The only thing really odd here is that the smugglers picked him. Using an asocial/schizoid dork who believes hot babes on the internet want to meet him is really high-risk. Dude won't know how to *act* like he's not doing crimes, even if he doesn't know he's doing any. Usually the smugglers use slumming upper-middle-class Peace Corps/Deadhead/"I'm a traveler not a tourist" types. Customs et al reliably let them through.

Standard plot: Lure a rich hippie to, e.g., Bolivia, pick the hippie up at the airport when she (it's usually a girl) arrives, strand her in some rural hellhole with a smugglers' mole/accomplice, take away her passport/luggage/etc., wave a 9 at her and slap her around a little--then inform her that the only way you'll let her leave/live/not get buttfucked by forty dirty Bolivians/not get held for ransom from her rich parents/etc. is if she Midnight Expresses a heap of drugs out for you.

It works almost every time. Cops are far more predictable than they think they are. That's why you can't use a weird nerd, or a black guy, or any other de facto suspects. Whoever's idea it was to rely on this dork is dead.

Posted by: oblig. at November 28, 2012 02:55 PM (cePv8)

136 Bronco Bama knows that 4 pounds of coke = ~ $200k

Don't be a neanderthal conservative who hates modern art and takes it off ebay.. oh oops

Posted by: Obama 'en pee pee at November 28, 2012 02:56 PM (YAGzS)

137 Romeo, spoken like a true genius

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 28, 2012 02:56 PM (rvLeh)

138 96
Let's retire the saying "No matter how hot she is, there's some guy out there who's sick of her shit."



This is supposed to make me feel better? it makes me feel worse.
Because now I have to consider there's a guy who 1, had her, and may
continue to have her as long as he likes, but 2, *HAS DECIDED THERE'S AN
EVEN HOTTER GIRL HE WANTS.*



It's even more demoralizing.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2012 02:48 PM (LCRYB)


That is either depressing or patently hilarious, because I have doubts as to whether a hotter girl actually exists, so that man would be searching for a long, long, really long time. ._.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 28, 2012 02:56 PM (FVUmk)

139
The hip to waist ratio with those boobs on top is what makes her so stunning.

***

It's called the TPF ratio. T*ts per frame.

Posted by: Wodeshed at November 28, 2012 02:56 PM (a9L+B)

140 Give me a minute; I got this Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 02:54 PM (jUytm)

Hot Chicks With Douchebags

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 02:56 PM (sbV1u)

141 I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream.
But there she was just like I remembered her.
That delicately beautiful face.
And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room.
And breasts that seemed to say, "Hey, look at these!"
She's the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees and thank GOD you were a man.
Ohhhh Yeaaaaah.
She reminded me of my mother alright.
No doubt about it.

Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin, Coke Mule at November 28, 2012 02:56 PM (AzwZn)

142 If she were to fall down, I would want to be there to watch her try to get back up.

Posted by: Not and Artist at November 28, 2012 02:56 PM (uRumV)

143 Whose house? Heels house!

Tar! Heels!

Posted by: Mike Jonze at November 28, 2012 02:57 PM (epWQP)

144
Hot Chicks With Douchebags

What part of I Got This do you do not understand?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 02:57 PM (jUytm)

145
This summer, more than 70 academics, including dozens of UNC-CH faculty who were troubled that the university had stopping paying Frampton without using a standard disciplinary procedure, signed an open letter condemning the decision.

Frampton contends that he has been doing his job while incarcerated, including writing research papers and advising students by telephone and email.




You know, forget the lawyers. First thing we kill all the professors...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 28, 2012 02:57 PM (kdS6q)

146 A longtime fan of Ms. Milani's work. If by "fan" one means "crazed internet fapper."

Posted by: Longtime Fan at November 28, 2012 02:58 PM (Vb7de)

147


Don't get demoralized... Once you realize that they really are a
dime a dozen then you pick the hot ones out to your specific tastes. As a
side note, apparently chickopedia says those are real, and if so, then
she jumps up a notch!!! And she is interested in and/or does porn.



Feel better man.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 02:54 PM (tVTLU)


She does NOT do porn at all. She is a glamour model only.

She is far too glorious to have those California hobos feeling her up. I'm pretty sure a thunderbolt would strike 'em if they tried.

Some things just aren't permitted.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 28, 2012 02:58 PM (FVUmk)

148 Ayup. But I'm partial to the ones in tan leather, or flesh-colored suede. Posted by: wheatie at November 28, 2012 02:55 PM (CM59X)

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 02:58 PM (sbV1u)

149 I've had women that look like that. They fuck just like the average ones do. No big deal.

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2012 02:58 PM (HGw4L)

150 Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2012 02:50 PM (dZ756)
__
Case in point: Ric Ocasek

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2012 02:58 PM (jm/9g)

151 What part of I Got This do you do not understand? Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 02:57 PM (jUytm)All of it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 02:59 PM (sbV1u)

152 College perfessors are supposed to bang coeds.

No plane fares, no felonies.

Posted by: Zsasz at November 28, 2012 02:59 PM (RDP+N)

153 :::96 Let's retire the saying "No matter how hot she is, there's some guy out there who's sick of her shit." :::

Dude. You're a lawyer. You can't parse that shit?

"Sick of her shit."

NOT sick of mangling that gorgeous pile of sweatermeat like a retard with an ice cream cone.

And notice, no one asked HER guy if he's sick of her shit. It's Johnny No-Skills who ASSUMES that some guy is sick of her shit, because hey - if there's no bright side to having no hope of ever scoring some ass like that, then you might as well try to beat the world record for number of times you can pull the trigger on a loaded gun in your mouth before death.

Courage.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 28, 2012 03:00 PM (u6Ixe)

154
Amy Mann is like 6'5" and weighs 100lbs. She's perfect for Ocasek.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 03:00 PM (jUytm)

155 Naw, wouldn't do it.

She's got some kind of mole or rash just below her left elbow. [shivers]

Posted by: WisRich at November 28, 2012 03:00 PM (hdpay)

156 sigh, so if you have a d*ck you must acquit?

i hope that wasn't already said.

Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 03:01 PM (hX8cq)

157 150
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2012 02:50 PM (dZ756)

__

Case in point: Ric Ocasek

Posted by: kallisto

Bingo! (And Billie Joel, but he screwed that one, and not in the good way.)
BTW, this is Ocasek's wife (at age 47!) wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulina_Porizkova

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2012 03:01 PM (dZ756)

158 Its all pink on the inside.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 28, 2012 03:01 PM (RDP+N)

159 I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public with a chick who has clownshow titties like that.

Posted by: Abe Froman at November 28, 2012 03:01 PM (E55AK)

160 149. The amazing part is you can find chicks like that all over Eastern Europe

Good stuff in the water there

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 03:02 PM (pZikN)

161 Hot Chicks With Devil Bananas?

Posted by: eleven - Go Raiders!!!!! at November 28, 2012 03:02 PM (KXm42)

162 Tried to come up with a cute double entendre using the word "smuggle."

Failed.

Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2012 03:02 PM (q177U)

163 EoJ. Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 03:02 PM (UOM48)

164 Paul Frampton, the Oxford-educated Louis D. Rubin Jr. Distinguished
Professor of Physics and Astronomy, told investigators he was duped into
unknowingly carrying the drugs after being lured first to Bolivia with a
promise of meeting a famous bikini model.




Frampton should have said,


Well, woke up this morning with a 4 pounds of coke in my hand.

Whose coke? What coke? Where the hell did I smoke?

Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been.

Come on, let's do it again.



Do you...you, feel like I do?

How'd ya feel?

Do you...you, feel like I do?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 28, 2012 03:02 PM (1Jaio)

165
I thought Amy Mann was with the guy from Cars??

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 03:02 PM (jUytm)

166 That could drive a gay man straight - at least until serving sentence.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 28, 2012 03:02 PM (eEfYn)

167 It seems she's a tennis player. You might want to google that.

Posted by: egd at November 28, 2012 03:02 PM (XVGEg)

168
Almost sounds like one of those Nigerian 419 scams; but instead of scamming this guy out of his bank account number, they scammed him intobecoming a dope mule.

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 28, 2012 03:03 PM (boNGU)

169 Its all pink on the inside. Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 28, 2012 03:01 PM (RDP+N)

...unless you're a Jew. Then it's as black as your soul.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 28, 2012 03:03 PM (sbV1u)

170 http://tinyurl.com/bn2tl9u

Great googly moogly.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 03:03 PM (QGyiB)

171 Its all pink on the inside.
Posted by: Helen Thomas


I'll take you at your word. Stop hiking up your skirt.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 03:03 PM (4pSIn)

172 She oddly resembles the Martian mannequin in "Mars Attacks".

Posted by: navybrat at November 28, 2012 03:04 PM (r1ty1)

173 She wanted me SOOOOOOO freakin' bad that she was going to bring the coke to me but I was on tour with Yngwie Malmsteen (he was opening for me)

Posted by: jimiray at November 28, 2012 03:04 PM (fWAjv)

174 153. Like a retard with an ice cream cone

May I steal this line?

I've learned more phrases in the 6 years here at the hq from EoJ than I did in 20 in the navy

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 03:05 PM (A8dkc)

175 Now what'd I do?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 28, 2012 03:05 PM (u6Ixe)

176 Someone beat me to the jimi ray sock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 03:05 PM (UOM48)

177 I just can't get over this part of the interview

This is a gross miscarriage of justice. If this had happened in the United States, a jury would have obviously acquitted me.”

Right. Hey dude, who do you think you are....O.J. Simpson?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 28, 2012 03:06 PM (OWjjx)

178 I've learned more phrases in the 6 years here at the hq from EoJ than I did in 20 in the navy Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 03:05 PM (A8dkc)

Imagine how much richer your vocabulary would be had you been Infantry instead of a swabbie.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 03:06 PM (sbV1u)

179 I've learned more phrases in the 6 years here at the hq from EoJ than I did in 20 in the navy

What was your Branch of Service, Empire of Jeff?

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 03:06 PM (4pSIn)

180 Would I? Well, I just plunked down 20 bucks for a chance at 500 mil I have no chance at winning - so the possibility of 4 years in prison vs a date with Denise Milani?

Fucking right I would.

Posted by: george at November 28, 2012 03:06 PM (qBLA2)

181 I can crack walnuts in mine.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 28, 2012 03:06 PM (RDP+N)

182
Frampton should have said,


Well, woke up this morning with a 4 pounds of coke in my hand.


Whose coke? What coke? Where the hell did I smoke?


Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been.


Come on, let's do it again.





Do you...you, feel like I do?


How'd ya feel?


Do you...you, feel like I do?




FUCKING THREAD WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 03:06 PM (GQ8sn)

183 But my client didn't get any! If the tits didn't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: zombie johnnie cochrane at November 28, 2012 03:07 PM (jPVBi)

184 Almost sounds like one of those Nigerian 419 scams; but instead of
scamming this guy out of his bank account number, they scammed him
intobecoming a dope mule.


Yep. He was never going to meet her because whoever duped him doesn't even know her.

She has absolutely nothing to do with this.

But she fine. I appreciate the visual.

Posted by: eleven - Go Raiders!!!!! at November 28, 2012 03:07 PM (KXm42)

185 Wait, she's Czech, lives in LA, and this guy was going to go to Buenos Aires via Bolivia to meet her?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 03:07 PM (QGyiB)

186 Well, if his cornhole is big enough to hide that much nose candy, prison won't be that much of a STRETCH for him. Thank you, thank you. Try the veal.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at November 28, 2012 03:07 PM (qL20/)

187 But I give the good professor credit. At least he didn't blame Bush.....or racism.........so he is slightly better than the current occupant of the White House.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 28, 2012 03:07 PM (OWjjx)

188 Besides, I jack off to photos of myself.

Posted by: jimiray at November 28, 2012 03:07 PM (fWAjv)

189 187
---
racist

Posted by: RioBravo at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (eEfYn)

190 Pffft....This guys a piker and that broad couldn't wear Dawn Wells thong!!

Posted by: Russel Johnson's decomposing Johnson at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (jvd3N)

191 Prof. Frampton, you should have taken up yoga and bird watching.

None of this unpleasantness would have happened. Too much alcohol and fapping isn't good for one's chi.

That will be $500.00. See you next week.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (UOM48)

192 Imagine how much richer your vocabulary would be had you been Infantry instead of a swabbie.

So that's how one gets a commission; typing skills.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (4pSIn)

193 So the dude got lured by an email scam?

And the so called intellectual elites wonder why we think so little of them when they pontificate on how we should live? So many of them can't seem to navigate the day to day things that we rubes just take for granted as COMMON SENSE. Apparently the sense to live in the real world is uncommon in the perpetual womb of Universities.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (0q2P7)

194 then you might as well try to beat the world record for number of times
you can pull the trigger on a loaded gun in your mouth before death.


Depends. It could be has high as 5.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)

195 as

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)

196 Step One: Get invitation to go to Bolivia to meet hot model.

Step Two: ??????

Step Three: Wind up with four pounds of coke in suitcase.


Look, I'm not going to read the comments, but I will be horribly ashamed of the Horde if someone hasn't pointed out that he's lucky he wasn't carrying the coke in some other place. Like an orifice or his stomach.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (VtjlW)

197 I was totally against it until they brought up the trampoline.

Posted by: Paul Frampton, Space Scientist at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (QKKT0)

198 Sex first then haul the drugs, jeez common sense!

Posted by: bobbymike at November 28, 2012 03:09 PM (wJSZn)

199 Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 03:06 PM (4pSIn)

Army.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 28, 2012 03:09 PM (u6Ixe)

200 I LOVE!! Bolivian FLAKE!!!1!!!

Posted by: The Coke Bear at November 28, 2012 03:09 PM (jvd3N)

201 I swear I thought she said she wanted me to snuggle something for her!

Posted by: paul frampton using his 20 minutes of internet time per day wisely at November 28, 2012 03:09 PM (jPVBi)

202 For Further Review and Study: Would you?

Same answer you'd get if you asked me if I wanted this suitcase with 3 million dollars in cash in it

Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2012 03:09 PM (wwsoB)

203 I looked up schizoid personality disorder & as far as I'm concerned, it's psychobabble. How do you dx someone in a foreign prison? Their responses to questions will be deeply affected. Personally, I think he is starting to exhibit dementia which is supported by is refusal to hire an atty & demanding the university continue to pay him.

I wonder what his cut of the drug money was going to be?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 28, 2012 03:10 PM (TYO2p)

204 191. Really?

My chi must be all fucked up then

I blame my parents of course

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 03:10 PM (A8dkc)

205 So that's how one gets a commission; typing skills. Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (4pSIn)

Reflexes.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 03:10 PM (sbV1u)

206
Look, I'm not going to read the comments, but I
will be horribly ashamed of the Horde if someone hasn't pointed out that
he's lucky he wasn't carrying the coke in some other place. Like an
orifice or his stomach.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 28, 2012 03:08 PM (VtjlW)


The man in question was forgotten pretty quickly after the picture loaded.



Priorities. o.o

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 28, 2012 03:10 PM (FVUmk)

207 That part of 'Silence of the Lambs' with Buffalo Bill and the mirror...they got that from my autobiography.

Posted by: jimiray at November 28, 2012 03:10 PM (fWAjv)

208 Hmmm, maybe we should replace Ms. Fluke...

Posted by: Democratic Braintrust at November 28, 2012 03:10 PM (60GaT)

209 What coke gets you: money and chicks
What music gets you: money, and chicks, and the L.A. County DA not pressing charges for all kinds of stuff.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2012 03:10 PM (dZ756)

210 Denise is fine and all, but she doesn't do topless or nude. Anything out there that shows her bits are p-shopped. She's competing with Jordan Carver for the teaser market.

Boring.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 03:11 PM (GQ8sn)

211 He was sentenced to 4 years of house arrest which he will spend at a friend's apt -- some punishment.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 28, 2012 03:11 PM (TYO2p)

212 Really?

My chi must be all fucked up then

I blamemy parents BBOOOSSSHHHH of course


FIFY

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 28, 2012 03:11 PM (OWjjx)

213
>>>Depends. It could be has high as 5.


With a SW 617 you could get up to 9

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 03:11 PM (0q2P7)

214 The Prof is maturing from his student days.




Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"


The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want."


The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."

Posted by: Pecos at November 28, 2012 03:12 PM (2Gb0y)

215 Oh sure, you guys would blow up GOP headquarters for HER, but you wouldn't vote for Jon Huntsman for ME !!!


Posted by: Meghan McCain at November 28, 2012 03:12 PM (wwsoB)

216 It takes a real collij ejumacated jinyus to smuggle coke INTO South America...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at November 28, 2012 03:12 PM (JCATc)

217 "People go to Jamaica and not buy weed?......
Huh. News to me. I was there some 10 years ago in Negril, you couldn't walk half a block without being offered ganja or sex.
Posted by: Hollowpoint"

There was a large group of high school students on this cruise. It could be that there was concern that these kids were so stupid they would get themselves into trouble that adults would avoid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2012 03:12 PM (r3uU6)

218 With a SW 617 you could get up to 9

But then you'd be horribly wounded wishing you were dead.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 03:12 PM (GQ8sn)

219 He was sentenced to 4 years of house arrest which he will spend at a friend's apt -- some punishment.
But the 'friend' is Helen Thomas. It is Argentina after all.

Posted by: paul frampton using his 20 minutes of internet time per day wisely at November 28, 2012 03:13 PM (jPVBi)

220 Wait he was going to meet Jill Kelley?

Same dress, same great tits?


Most hurt? Chris "Tingle Legs" Mathews, UNC grad.


Funny, the Charlotte paper is NOT running a story on this. Wonder why? I guess all those UNC J school majors won't been getting the coke they were looking forward too.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 28, 2012 03:13 PM (wR+pz)

221 This is the only time it sucks to be a man. We'll do some really dumb fucking things in the hopes that there's a hot pussy at the end of the rainbow.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 28, 2012 03:13 PM (UK9cE)

222

This guy...Paul Frampton...is 68 years old.
Damn.
You'd think he would've picked up a few smarts during the course of those 68 years.

Picture of him, here:

http:/ /www.chapelhillnews.com/2012/11/26/73969
/argentine-court-convicts-unc-ch.html

Posted by: wheatie at November 28, 2012 03:13 PM (CM59X)

223 The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday

minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.

She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,

"Take what you want."


Heh...reminds me of the ending to Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 03:13 PM (GQ8sn)

224 Army.

What the fuck? A one word answer? I was hoping for an epic rant, busting the Navy's collective ball, such as they are. No love for a fellow grunt.

Trade MREs with the truck driver.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 03:14 PM (4pSIn)

225
215
Oh sure, you guys would blow up GOP headquarters for HER, but you wouldn't vote for Jon Huntsman for ME !!!




Posted by: Meghan McCain at November 28, 2012 03:12 PM (wwsoB)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


damn straight.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 28, 2012 03:14 PM (FVUmk)

226 It's even more demoralizing.
Posted by: ace at November 28, 2012 02:48 PM (LCRYB)



ace, cheer up. I bet she won't make cake. Not like Ryan got. That lucky lucky bastard who should be beset by rabid wolverines and then dipped in acid. Not that. I'm bitter. Or anything.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 28, 2012 03:14 PM (VtjlW)

227 Who would ever think of making a video set to music of her shaking her ta-tas.


The internet that's who!


http://tinyurl.com/c8z6jo6

Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 03:15 PM (fWAjv)

228 Apparently Bolivian prison is a lot like Bolivian freedom, and just as luxurious.

Posted by: Whatev at November 28, 2012 03:15 PM (2t6Gz)

229 >>>215 Oh sure, you guys would blow up GOP headquarters for HER, but you wouldn't vote for Jon Huntsman for ME !!!
Posted by: Meghan McCain at November 28, 2012 03:12 PM (wwsoB)

Because her front boobs are as big as your back boobs.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 28, 2012 03:15 PM (sGU4F)

230 Suddenly my view is more constrained...

Posted by: RioBravo at November 28, 2012 03:16 PM (eEfYn)

231
"smart" Presidents seem to be the ones that make the worst fuckups. Woodrow Wilson, John Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and our current genius Barry Soetoro.


Looking for a common denominator here ... looking ... looking ... nope, can't find one. /MSM

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 28, 2012 03:16 PM (4u2LN)

232 There. Back to normal with no italics...

Posted by: RioBravo at November 28, 2012 03:16 PM (eEfYn)

233 220. Actually, ms Kelley is now an escort in Chicago

What a date? 1000 an hour

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 03:16 PM (A8dkc)

234 I'd be might tempted. She's hotter than napalm in July.

Posted by: reggie1971 at November 28, 2012 03:16 PM (S9lbG)

235 This kind of sums it up for me : http://tinyurl.com/7zwylnk

Posted by: cu'chulainn at November 28, 2012 03:16 PM (Vk2CC)

236 Not like Ryan got. That lucky lucky bastard who should be beset by rabid wolverines and then dipped in acid. Not that. I'm bitter. Or anything. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 28, 2012 03:14 PM (VtjlW)

Really, AtC? I would have thought Cake Girl was too "cutesy" for you.

Then again, some make-up and stompy boots can probably cover that up....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 03:17 PM (sbV1u)

237 ::::the Navy's collective ball,::::

I don't know - that's pretty damn funny. Don't know that I can top that.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 28, 2012 03:17 PM (u6Ixe)

238 I'd smuggle an 8 ball of Bolivian for Helen Fuckin Thomas fer Christ Sakes!!111

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 28, 2012 03:17 PM (jvd3N)

239 @227

Those fucker must hurt her back like shit.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 28, 2012 03:18 PM (wR+pz)

240 Looking at the Distinguished Professor of Physics and Astronomy one would not only think he is delusional, one would concludehe is bat shi* crazy to think this babe would let him dip his withered wick.

Posted by: Buffalobob at November 28, 2012 03:18 PM (x+7qA)

241 There is no legal process by which you can change the age on your birth certificate except if you can prove it was recorded incorrectly.

I was thinking about shaving ten years off my reported age in order to be more attractive to employers and so forth.

No luck.

Posted by: Truman North at November 28, 2012 03:19 PM (I2LwF)

242 Denise Milani's Facebook page with moar elbows and some side boob

http://tinyurl.com/cl36c25

Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2012 03:19 PM (wwsoB)

243 Israel on Tuesday transferred NIS 200 million to the Palestinian Authority to enable it to pay government salaries, Army Radio reported, just two days before PA President Mahmoud Abbas was set to present his bid for non-member status to the UN General Assembly.

The transfer of funds came despite recent threats from within the Finance Ministry to withhold tax revenues collected on behalf of the Palestinians in response to the PA's bid.

???? Suicidal behavior.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2012 03:19 PM (jE38p)

244 No, I would not have been duped like that. I live in real world where bikini models don't swear life long love and affection cause you break the law. The real downside is he will be seen as the new super model on the block.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 03:19 PM (3Y7RV)

245 So Denise Milani, Jordan Carver, and Scarlett Johansson walk abreast into a Bolivian airport bar ...

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 28, 2012 03:19 PM (BAS5M)

246 This guy is 68 years old.

Guys, seriously. $1,000. Major city. You can spend an hour of debauchery with the hottest girls on the planet. No drama whatsoever.

I mean, how much is the fucking plane ticket to Bolivia??

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 03:20 PM (tVTLU)

247
If you are a drug wholesaler. I wonder how many dupes, carrying 4 lbs each, you have to find to make a profit.

Show your math!

Posted by: Walkers! at November 28, 2012 03:20 PM (TYO2p)

248 FNC reporting that Egypt's judges are going on strike.

Good thinking, assholes. It's Morsi's final excuse to get rid of all of you.

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2012 03:20 PM (WjPKH)

249 >>>but you wouldn't vote for Jon Huntsman for ME !!!

Logically any sort of intimacy with you would include at least some amount of you talking. With a model, the value of verbal interaction is unknown and would be estimated at 0 value. Interacting with you verbally however, can have it's value accurately estimated thanks to your prolific writing, *ahem* "career". Since that value is both large and negative, it would under most rational cost benefit analyses, completely outweigh the value of any physical intimacy despite whatever subjective attractiveness might be assigned to you. I think the moral of this is that good looks can make up for stupid, they can't make up for annoying.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 03:20 PM (0q2P7)

250 There is no legal process by which you can change the age on your birth
certificate except if you can prove it was recorded incorrectly.



I was thinking about shaving ten years off my reported age in order to be more attractive to employers and so forth.



No luck.


That and once they run a credit check, the game's up.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 03:21 PM (GQ8sn)

251 I don't know - that's pretty damn funny. Don't know that I can top that.

Aw, I love you, Man!

Here, have my pound cake.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 03:21 PM (4pSIn)

252 I'll play.

Denise Milani walks into a bar in Bolivia and runs into Hilary Clinton and Janet Napolitano...

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 03:21 PM (UOM48)

253
Glad to learn what her name is.

She has the #2 spot on the google images search for "tetas."

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at November 28, 2012 03:21 PM (V3kRK)

254 FNC reporting that Egypt's judges are going on strike.

Good thinking, assholes. It's Morsi's final excuse to get rid of all of you.
Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2012 03:20 PM (WjPKH)


Wanna run that by me again?

Posted by: B. Obama at November 28, 2012 03:22 PM (jE38p)

255 ???? Suicidal behavior.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 28, 2012 03:19 PM (jE38p)

No, I think it's called bribe.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 28, 2012 03:22 PM (wR+pz)

256 Gah! Speaking of boobs, TFG is blathering...

*searches wildly for remote*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 03:22 PM (UOM48)

257 That and once they run a credit check, the game's up.
----
Buy a better stolen number.

Posted by: Si se puede at November 28, 2012 03:23 PM (eEfYn)

258 Really, AtC? I would have thought Cake Girl was too "cutesy" for you.

Then again, some make-up and stompy boots can probably cover that up....
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 03:17 PM (sbV1u)



Let's see. Do I want an adorable girl who can cook, wears great shoes and dresses (at least by what I've been told is in the background, like I noticed there was a background) and who will make me a cake to celebrate the release of a videogame I've been anticipating? Do I want that? *taps chin* It's a mystery, really.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 28, 2012 03:23 PM (VtjlW)

259 Guys, seriously. $1,000. Major city. You can spend an hour of debauchery with the hottest girls on the planet. No drama whatsoever.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 03:20 PM (tVTLU)

Or join the USSS and have the taxpayer cover it for you.

Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 03:23 PM (fWAjv)

260 Anyone ever watch Nip/Tuck?

Remember when the two docs were involved with that drug smuggling operation where girls from SA were using their breast implants to sneak in drugs?

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 03:24 PM (GQ8sn)

261 I mean, how much is the fucking plane ticket to Bolivia??

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 03:20 PM (tVTLU)

Nothing for him. I am sure he was on a "conference" and had the taxpayer of NC pay for it via UNC's treasurer.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 28, 2012 03:24 PM (wR+pz)

262 Wouldn't Denise Milani cause Bolivia to tip over?

Posted by: Rep Hank Johnson at November 28, 2012 03:24 PM (wwsoB)

263 Let's see. Do I want an adorable girl who can cook, wears great shoes and dresses (at least by what I've been told is in the background, like I noticed there was a background) and who will make me a cake to celebrate the release of a videogame I've been anticipating? Do I want that? *taps chin* It's a mystery, really.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 28, 2012 03:23 PM (VtjlW)

God, we have soooo much in common.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 03:24 PM (3Y7RV)

264 I note by way of a friendly tweak of Amish Dude, that this guy is a professor of Physics. IOW, heavy on the math. I very much doubt you'd find a lawyer in this position. They're much craftier.

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2012 03:24 PM (6TB1Z)

265 He is "an educated idiot."

Posted by: Al at November 28, 2012 03:25 PM (V70Uh)

266 Guys, seriously. $1,000. Major city. You can spend an hour of debauchery
with the hottest girls on the planet. No drama whatsoever.


I was just in Vegas earlier this month. You could get a Denise Milani clone for half that.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 03:25 PM (GQ8sn)

267 No, I think it's called bribe.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 28, 2012 03:22 PM (wR+pz)

Bribe? Bribe for what? Bending over and taking it?

Posted by: B. Obama at November 28, 2012 03:25 PM (jE38p)

268 Do I want that? *taps chin* It's a mystery, really. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 28, 2012 03:23 PM (VtjlW)

Meh. I'm just hoping for an animal in the sack.

But then again, I'm a Moron.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 03:26 PM (sbV1u)

269 Why does kelly ayotte always sound like she's riding a vibrator on high speed when she speaks?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 03:26 PM (3Y7RV)

270 I mean, how much is the fucking plane ticket to Bolivia??



Posted by: Prescient11 at November 28, 2012 03:20 PM (tVTLU)

Nothing for him. I am sure he was on a "conference" and had the taxpayer of NC pay for it via UNC's treasurer.


Actually, probably not. He was probably on a federal research grant.

Which he would have gotten, basically, for research he did over 30 years ago, but the NSF just can't stop giving him money.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 03:26 PM (T0NGe)

271 This story calls for application of Occam's Razor.

And by Occam's Razor, what I really mean is:

Check out the fun bags on that honey!

Posted by: The Regular Guy at November 28, 2012 03:27 PM (qHCyt)

272 Pro tips for the horde cause I care
How to score a swimsuit model

1. Never ever address her looks
Yes, she knows she's hot...she's a fucking model

2. Shoes!!! Get good ones, ask a chick to take you shopping, they look

3. Do try to impress them, they can easily do better than you
Just be yourself

4. Keep them really drunk till after the wedding, then it's too late

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 03:27 PM (0XH/s)

273 I note by way of a friendly tweak of Amish Dude, that this guy is a
professor of Physics. IOW, heavy on the math. I very much doubt you'd
find a lawyer in this position. They're much craftier.


She's most likely the lawyer.

You can be a successful lawyer, as long as you're dishonest.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 03:28 PM (T0NGe)

274 272. On 3 that's DON'T

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 03:30 PM (0XH/s)

275 1. Never ever address her looks Yes, she knows she's hot...she's a fucking model 2. Shoes!!! Get good ones, ask a chick to take you shopping, they look 3. Do try to impress them, they can easily do better than you Just be yourself 4. Keep them really drunk till after the wedding, then it's too late
Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 03:27 PM (0XH/s)


------------------------------------------------


5. Never, ever let them catch you looking at their tits.

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2012 03:30 PM (WjPKH)

276
What name does he post here under?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2012 03:31 PM (l3vZN)

277 @270

Going to look at the Bolivian stars while on star dust?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 28, 2012 03:31 PM (wR+pz)

278 5. Never, ever let them catch you looking at their tits.


If caught, say there was a spider on her chest.

Posted by: EC at November 28, 2012 03:32 PM (GQ8sn)

279 BOIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!

Posted by: BEAVIS at November 28, 2012 03:36 PM (HhX5h)

280 272
Pro tips for the horde cause I care

How to score a swimsuit model



1. Never ever address her looks

Yes, she knows she's hot...she's a fucking model



2. Shoes!!! Get good ones, ask a chick to take you shopping, they look



3. Do try to impress them, they can easily do better than you

Just be yourself



4. Keep them really drunk till after the wedding, then it's too late

Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 03:27 PM

Grab a football, throw it through a tire over and over again

Become an NFL Quarterback

If Mark Sanchez can score Kate Upton, so can you!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2012 03:36 PM (wwsoB)

281 :::5. Never, ever let them catch you looking at their tits.:::

That's not my policy.

"My eyes are up here."

Fascinating. Your tits are down here. Where I'm looking.

"Do you have to keep staring at my tits?"

No. But I will for as long as you keep them uncovered.

"Just because I'm dressed this way doesn't mean I want you staring at my tits."

Don't be absurd. You wanted somebody to state at them, just not ME. Not my fault you have shitty aim. Or nice tits.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 28, 2012 03:41 PM (u6Ixe)

282 She's done a few videos that easily found.

Posted by: Invictus at November 28, 2012 03:42 PM (OQpzc)

283 eh, sounds like a Bolivian version of the Russian dating scam where some gal and her thug boyfriend part gullible foreigners from their money.

Posted by: misty (Team Economic Collapse) at November 28, 2012 03:42 PM (EBkO0)

284 Hey Joe,

Bring me 4 pounds of blow and I love you long time

Posted by: Your average everyday internationally famous super model at November 28, 2012 03:43 PM (3xuEM)

285 Posted by: Navycopjoe at November 28, 2012 03:27 PM (0XH/s)

Is that how you pulled off the feat NCJ?

Posted by: Polliwogette, still a Hobbit at November 28, 2012 03:46 PM (NYki8)

286
Denise is fine and all, but she doesn't do topless or nude.
WTF? She's spilling out of her bikini. It leaves little to the imagination. I guess if she had fruit or vegetables hanging out of every orifice you might be satisfied!

Posted by: Amalgamated Cliff Divers, Local 157 at November 28, 2012 03:47 PM (BHM5V)

287 Girls??!! Icky! Besides, I'd smuggle the 4 pounds in my bung.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 28, 2012 03:48 PM (BYSrJ)

288 Now, just imagine her holding a ... cake.

Posted by: Warthog at November 28, 2012 03:53 PM (WDySP)

289 @239: Hah!

I remember playing a game with a group of my wife's college friends a few years back. The object was to get someone to say the word you drew from a stack of cards by describing the thing. My word was "cleavage".

So I said, "This is what a girl with big boobs has".

And my wife's friend with the big rack said, "A backache?"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2012 03:54 PM (wtvvX)

290 I'd carry the drugs but not until I nailed her a couple of hundred times

Posted by: Bill at November 28, 2012 03:57 PM (tOXZ7)

291 In prison, Frampton was diagnosed with a schizoid personality disorder
that results in poor judgment in practical matters and could leave him
vulnerable to being easily duped.


What do you expect from a Tar Heel?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 28, 2012 03:59 PM (kqqGm)

292 A man with an erection is in no need of advice.

Posted by: Some English Dude at November 28, 2012 04:02 PM (SOGo4)

293 LOVE Denise.

She's what happens when you cross Sarah Palin with Jessica Rabbit.

Posted by: grognard at November 28, 2012 04:16 PM (NS2Mo)

294 First off, butter face. Rocking figure, for sure, but butter face.

Then again, it's not as if this Big Bang Theory stand-in had ever even breathed the rarified air that this woman breathes, relatively speaking.

He's a fool, a criminal, and an ass. Jail him, and leave him there. Four POUNDS?Yikes.

Here's some "extra for experts." Let's say that his fantasy played out EXACTLY as he expected. Let's say that he got to consumate his relationship with this woman - as often as he wanted, for a whole weekend.

OK, genius Oxford-educated person: then what? What, exactly, was the end-game here?

Yeah, we all know those Drug Cartels are more than happy to let you off the hook after you've muled for them. This was clearly a one-time situation, where he was going to sweep her off of her feet, move her to Chapel Hill, and tell the cartel to shove it. I'm sure they'd take that news well...

Unbelievable.

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 28, 2012 04:18 PM (4WC+3)

295
"Butter face"? really? you should look at more...[a href="http://preview.tinyurl.com/bsrprbs"]flattering[/a] images.

Mostly safe for work. Mostly unsafe if your wife/GF/SO is around. Unless she's into chicks, too.

Just in case my link-fu is weak: http://preview.tinyurl.com/bsrprbs

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at November 28, 2012 04:24 PM (1hM1d)

296 First off, butter face. Rocking figure, for sure, but butter face.




...wait what?



Seriously?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 28, 2012 04:34 PM (9oGUt)

297
"diagnosed with a schizoid personality disorder"
He'd be perfectly qualified for a job at any American University when he gets out of jail.With added "street cred" to teach social sciences.

Posted by: JGlanton at November 28, 2012 05:07 PM (xea5A)

298 Sigh.... The things we do for love.....

Posted by: Mark Sanford at November 28, 2012 05:14 PM (nw6o9)

299 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Max Entropy at November 28, 2012 05:22 PM (l7Vt1)

300 http://denisemilani.com

Oh Wow!!!

Posted by: Horatio at November 28, 2012 05:23 PM (NKtCg)

301 Of course, f blondes are more your style, then she may be what you're looking for - http://jordancarver.com/

Yum!

Posted by: Horatio at November 28, 2012 05:26 PM (NKtCg)

302 IF Petraeus was in charge of SouthCom he could have met her instead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 28, 2012 05:39 PM (aG7Pv)

303 Showed this to my wife, and we followed the link. Her comment:

"What was he going to do when he met her. There's not enough Viagra on earth for that guy to satisfy her."

Posted by: George LeS at November 28, 2012 06:06 PM (C4s3i)

304 I guarentee fucking tee it will fit.

Posted by: torabora at November 28, 2012 08:53 PM (7L4T6)

305 Not sure if anyone else posted a direct link to this one, but, holy freakin' crap:

http://tinyurl.com/cq7uhlc

That... I think I'd be permanently spoiled for any other women for the rest of my life after that. Wow.

Posted by: Qwinn at November 28, 2012 09:13 PM (y9vKR)

306 Well, okay, yeah, except for Cake Girl.

Posted by: Qwinn at November 28, 2012 09:24 PM (y9vKR)

307 Bring me 4 pounds of LOVE and I BLOW you long time


Posted by: Your average everyday internationally famous super model at November 28, 2012 03:43 PM (3xuEM)

FIFY

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 28, 2012 09:50 PM (Y5I9o)

308 I duno--looks like she could put four pounds of coke in her booty and I wouldn't even notice.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 28, 2012 09:53 PM (oe1aw)






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