BUMPED: Bring Out Your Dead
[Update]: The first round of IPs I forwarded to Pixy were found face down in the spam filter wearing lace wigs, Nike shoes and a smile. They've been recovered, fed, and given shots of penicillin, with emails sent to the affected commenters. If you haven't gotten an email reply, you were in the second round of IPs I sent over to Pixy, and he's busy delousing you now.
If you missed this post and are having trouble commenting, please follow the instructions below. ### While we wait for Ace, I thought I'd see if I could get commenters who are having trouble posting back among the living. There are about a dozen ways a comment can be blocked at the HQ, so some information from you will be helpful. First, if you're seeing the error message below, your IP address is on the "this mofo is no longer welcome to comment here" blocked list. It may take a pardon from the Head Ewok to get you back among the living, but give it your best shot.
- Your IP address*
- Your IP hash (if you know it)
- The primary nickname you use when commenting
Comments
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:29 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2012 11:31 AM (4WhSY)
Posted by: joe in michigan at November 28, 2012 11:31 AM (3R8wQ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:31 AM (5DR1j)
The Cubans are heading in one direction, while we're headed the other.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 28, 2012 11:31 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: joe in michigan at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (3R8wQ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (cdwbr)
Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (evdj2)
I think the old juvey was right.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (vCK/R)
98% of black women age 18-29 voted for O...
...was, "Guess they didn't abort enough of themselves to reach 100% saturation yet. Planned Parenthood should get right on that."
I should denounce myself, but I don't care.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (vCK/R)
Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (wtvvX)
Rule 1: Don't piss off the head ewok.
Rule 2: If you feel like pissing people off, see Rule 1.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (vCK/R)
Wankle Rotary Engine.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: The Q at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (w4fEE)
Your IP hash (if you know it)
The primary nickname you use when commenting
You forgot to mention they should submit their bank account number as well. That seems pretty key.
Posted by: countrydoc at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (ScSWY)
Posted by: MSNBC at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (L7hol)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (feFL6)
Those Nazis really learned a lot from ol' Margaret Sanger.
Coincidentally, they had an engineer named Eugen Sanger who designed the first hypersonic, sub-orbital plane - the Silver Bird. Naturally it was going to be used to attack NYC or DC with an A-Bomb.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:35 AM (vCK/R)
Posted by: jd at November 28, 2012 11:35 AM (lduvP)
What keeps you from buying a disposable phone and calling yourself with threatening messages and taking the answering machine to the sheriff?
Ditto a throwaway email account.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:35 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2012 11:35 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (4df7R)
He fixes the problem, and then I cancel the donation.
It's an imperfect system but.................
Posted by: Justin Case at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (AzwZn)
Also their SSN and Date of Birth.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (5DR1j)
"Mr. WINKLE Goes to Washington"
"The Amazing Dr. CLITTERHOUSE"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (vCK/R)
I really like what Beck did with Obama in Peepee.
What else can we do to shove it right back up the Left's ass?
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (cdwbr)
Posted by: Larry Hagman at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (wIgpo)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 11:37 AM (hrAg/)
__
I know, we're a bit behind the curve. Even the Russians know we're headed down the wrong path.
Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2012 11:37 AM (jm/9g)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (cdwbr)
How about offering to shove the "Obama in Peepee" jar up someone's ass at the Folsom Street Fair? Art taken to the next level.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:37 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 11:37 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Larry Hagman at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (wIgpo)
Are you dead now? I saw your name around the Twitter the other day but never bothered to verify because you are/were an idiot.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:38 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 11:38 AM (hrAg/)
Posted by: Yasser Arafat at November 28, 2012 11:39 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: Whitney Houston at November 28, 2012 11:39 AM (4df7R)
Oooooooooooh! I ADORE performance art!
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 28, 2012 11:40 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 28, 2012 11:40 AM (zs2fI)
Isn't my right to be herd equivalent to Sandra Fluke's right to free birth control?
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (YloHR)
A year ago if you said Glenn Beck would disrespect the potus, I woulda said youre crazy.
Glenn Beck doesn't care anymore and you can tell if you've listened closely for the past 3 weeks.
This is going to very interesting and very entertaining....
until The Man shuts him down.
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (cdwbr)
Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (0PiQ4)
What else can we do to shove it right back up the Left's ass?
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (cdwbr)
We can put the whole cabinet and congress in pee pee. A collectors set. A new one every week with a fill up at BP.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (3Y7RV)
I need to knowif my four year hiatus from working out didn't permanently atrophy my muscles. I started up again the other night, and it was embarrassingly pathetic. The kid at the gym told me I'd get my strength back.
I think he was just trying to make a middle-aged lady feel hopeful so I wouldn't stop coming to the gym and cut off the monthly fee.
Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (jm/9g)
Brain Death, thy name is Regressivism.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (4df7R)
Rule 2: If you feel like pissing people off, see Rule 1.
Posted by: AllenG at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (5DR1j)
You can piss him off. Just don't do it in certain ways. Posting violent threats, or Racist comments are two examples that won't be tolerated. You can disagree with him about opinions or policy, (Such as "natural born citizen" or the fact that Obama has not provided any certified proof to any election official regarding his birth certificate) but don't subject him or his blog to liability.
I actually respect him more for tolerating dissent. There are other places where differing opinions are NOT tolerated.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (bb5+k)
#33
Yeah, me too. It's driving the left bonkers. Well....more bonkers. Which in my universe, is a good thing.
Posted by: MSNBC at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (L7hol)
In all the years I've been a Moron, I've never been banned. What am I doing wrong?
It's racism, has to be.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:42 AM (TIIx5)
Every once in a while I stroll over to the online version of Pravda and I feel like I'm reading a conservative newspaper, then wonder if I should self-test myself for drugs.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 28, 2012 11:42 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: i am mad as hell - period at November 28, 2012 11:42 AM (cgxNI)
I'd hardly call a shock collar an "extra privilege."
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:42 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (ccXZP)
I'm unable to comment from my toaster. Trying your advice now...
Posted by: countrydoc at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (ScSWY)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (cdwbr)
Posted by: 1sttofight at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (7fohv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (3Y7RV)
Unions, too. I would pay good money for a jar full of piss and Trumka.
...Well, not GOOD money. Whatever pennies I could scrape out from under the seats of my car. But money's money, and it's still more than Trumka deserves.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (evdj2)
If I were to get banned here, I would prefer to go
out in a blaze of glory, with my very nic banned for life so that no one
could type my nic directly ever again.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (ccXZP)
I saw what you did there.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (TIIx5)
IANAL, but I'm pretty sure one of the updates to the Communications decency act provided legal cover for blog owners from their commentators causing liability issues.
I think it's more of a "not in my dining room" effect than anything. (Ace may be OK with a party in this house, just try not to stink up the joint to bad.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (YloHR)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (bb5+k)
Bullshit. BANNED!
Posted by: Chuckles the Johnson at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (cdwbr)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:46 AM (UOM48)
Folks, don't order the schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.
Posted by: John Winger at November 28, 2012 11:46 AM (sbV1u)
Gots to be quick for the hanging curveball
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (evdj2)
No shit. Bastard.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:46 AM (TIIx5)
out in a blaze of glory, with my very nic banned for life so that no one
could type my nic directly ever again.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (ccXZP)
I saw what you did there.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (TIIx5)
Clearly there's an inside joke there?
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (YloHR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:46 AM (UOM4
I don't know but hopeless yesterday sure was cat pissesque.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (UOM48)
Umm...ok...but I don't think that's a good idea for some of us. But if you want a picture of a hairy old fat guy, then all right, since its for a good cause and all.
Posted by: countrydoc at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (ScSWY)
Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (UOM4
"That Fucking Guy," in reference to the Anointed One Boy King of Failure.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (cdwbr)
Posted by: Gift Horse at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (UOM4
New reference for the prez. That FKN guy.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (3Y7RV)
Try to post something that contains the name of the Chevy version of the GMC Jimmy.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (evdj2)
born citizen" or the fact that Obama has not provided any certified
proof to any election official regarding his birth certificate) but
don't subject him or his blog to liability.
That's why I said "piss off" and not "disagree with."
I've only very rarely seen Ace pissed off. When he is, the BH3K swings mightily. And not always with the best accuracy.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (5DR1j)
In all seriousness, I hope she is okay from the storm.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (cdwbr)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (UOM48)
True.
Just ask dagny and mpfs
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (sbV1u)
I've only very rarely seen Ace pissed off. When he is, the BH3K swings mightily. And not always with the best accuracy.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (5DR1j)
He aims that thing at the archers on the flanks, mostly.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (TIIx5)
Yes, you muscles atrophied. No, its not permanent.
Take it slow coming back, but in 6 months or so, you should be back to your old condition.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (P47hr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (UOM4
Yeah, me too. Cat piss was too stupid to be evil.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (cdwbr)
Too generic, methinks. You'd want something that would really make a splash.
And yes, pun intended.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (3Y7RV)
A notion I have pondered for the last couple of days is a Wall of Shame prominent someplace that shows a photograph of a Journalist, Names them, and then proceeds to list the time and date and manner of their Bias, all in an effort to de-ligitimize them and humiliate them. Katie Couric and Charlie Gibson come to mind as examples, but there are plenty cases of explicit and intolerable propagandizing/bias available by so called "journalists".
We need to call them out and spread the word that they are lying hacks and non of our party should consent to being interviewed or questioned by them.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (sbV1u)
I don't think dagny was banned.
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Andy at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (C/NnJ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (5DR1j)
ie - the time he shut down the entire fucking comments for like 3 days
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (da5Wo)
I assume the many iterations of GERG are gone? Then again, they were just annoying but not necessarily evil. Unless I missed something.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (vCK/R)
I need to knowif my four year hiatus from working out didn't permanently atrophy my muscles. I started up again the other night, and it was embarrassingly pathetic. The kid at the gym told me I'd get my strength back.
I think he was just trying to make a middle-aged lady feel hopeful so I wouldn't stop coming to the gym and cut off the monthly fee.
Posted by: kallisto
Morning all,
Kallisto, I am not a fitness maven, but I am in the same boat as you. Medical stuff has kept me from working out the way I would like to, and it is very frustrating. Various physical therapists have said to go slow, take your time, and do incremental increases in intensity and duration, otherwise, you will hurt something and have to start over at the beginning, a few weeks (or months) later. Considering I played soccer, basketball, field hockey and gymnastics when I was young, it has been a very bitter pill. Hubby particularly misses the gymnastics.
Posted by: moki at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (wi/sM)
Remember back when formatting worked?
rdbrewer and ace were pretty good getting me un-banned fairly quickly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:51 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:51 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (sbV1u)
Ace didn't ban mpfs
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:51 AM (da5Wo)
Oh, also, bribes will help get your commenting privileges restored.
I should've mentioned that.
Posted by: Andy at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (C/NnJ)
The bribes might help but it's tough to find an internet company that offers gift certificates for Ewok kibble.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (TIIx5)
And poop in the toilet. Not the sink!
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (pwF2E)
Posted by: dick cheese at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (5DR1j)
She wasn't. But from my view she was unjustly taken to task. Thus, lending credence AllenG's observation that Ace occasionally overdoses on BannItAll..
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (TIIx5)
That's marketing BS. It's really Chex Mix.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (GFM2b)
And for heaven's sake, don't bleed on the carpet. That's why God invented linoleum!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (4df7R)
Should've bought the bluetooth model. Everything is better with bluetooth.
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (dVJLS)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (evdj2)
That would require me to know jack shit about Chevy. And since they're the butthole of the car industry (to Obama's giant money wielding cock) I choose not to.(Oh wait, I see, got it Blaze..... WTF happened there)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (YloHR)
mpfs got a temp ban for responding to an attack in kind.
She was so pissed about it she never came back
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (sbV1u)
Christmas gift for our son, and was thinking of sending copies anonymously to the lib in-laws.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (KXm42)
The bribes might help but it's tough to find an internet company that offers gift certificates for Ewok kibble.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (TIIx5)
That's marketing BS. It's really Chex Mix.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (3Y7RV)
Fucking George Lucas will license ANYTHING, won't he?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (5DR1j)
Ace never banned mpfs. One of the cobs gave her a temp ban resulting from the "Treacher Incident". An unfair banning in most people's opinion.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (pwF2E)
Posted by: dick cheese at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (jvd3N)
Posted by: dick cheese at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (NIZHJ)
we have the attention of the entire dextrosphere at our disposal --- let's use it.
you know, activism
Remember back in 06 when people were mailing bricks to Congress whores? they got the message.
We need to do more stuff like that. Here's an idea:
We send them Monoploy money with the message: This Isn't A Game, So Stop Playing Around.
Orwe can sit here on our thumbs and react and bitch and moan and debate the Flat Tax vs Fair Tax for shits and giggles.
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (cdwbr)
Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (9U1OG)
Tetrafluoride glutamate. Its used in nondairy dessert toppings to make them fluffier.
Posted by: countrydoc at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (ScSWY)
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: AllenG at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (5DR1j)
Might have a different view as to what constitutes "pissed off" but from my perspective, I've pissed him off plenty of times.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (UOM4
You mean you haven't murdered them yet? Good gracious, you have far more patience than I ever could, Jane!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (LRFds)
I'll take giggles and two points.
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (GFM2b)
I did my part yesterday, ordering stuff through Aces Amazon link. Still have a couple hundred more to spend in the next week or so. Maybe more, if I order my own present.
I'm thinking Slingbox so my son can have access to my FIOS television channels. His 'dish' prices went through the roof and he cancelled. I'm hoping he's on his way to becoming more conservative.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (feFL6)
Might have a different view as to what constitutes "pissed off" but from my perspective, I've pissed him off plenty of times.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (bb5+k)
I have to add that I have that effect on a lot of people.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (bb5+k)
As far as I know her exile is voluntary.
>>>Remember back when formatting worked?
Oh those were the good ole days back in year '11, I was a young man at the time, fire in my eyes, hope in my heart, the formatting buttons worked, we had super and subscript, and different font sizes, and different fonts! Oh the dark days came as just a harbinger of the darker days to come.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (0q2P7)
Tell me, is he still an asshole?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Jones in CO at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (8sCoq)
1 internetz fine, and a turn in the barrel.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (5DR1j)
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Thanks for the feedback. Six months is just in time for swimsuit season, so I guess that's a good thing.
Posted by: moki at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (wi/sM)
___
I was pretty active too, until I met a guy who is a good cook. So instead of going to the gym, I ended up sitting home and waiting to see what great meal he had prepared. He's still skinny.
Maybe you can do yoga for flexibility?
Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (jm/9g)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (da5Wo)
Actions have consequences, sir. *points at barrel* *arches eyebrow* Don't make me summon AtC.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (4df7R)
This could be the year. Christmas Day at the life coach's house, surrounded by smug Obamabots. Gah.
There's a reason I don't conceal carry over the holidays.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (NIZHJ)
Blaz*r II: The Enshunnening
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Justin Case at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (sbV1u)
I'm sure he is. Right after posting an apology here, he put a post at his place defending his actions and actually being more aggressive.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (da5Wo)
Yes. It's your turn for the "Happy Birthday"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (sbV1u)
True.
Just ask dagny and mpfs
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (sbV1u)
The only one I remember getting banned is Swamp Yankee. (I think it was for suggesting/threatening violence.) I don't hang out here all that often, so a lot of the moron interactions occur without my notice.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (bb5+k)
Ways a non troll can get banned.
1. Use racial slurs.
2. Tell the Ewok he needs to run his blog a different way.
3. When the Ewok tells you to amend your behavior, say F U I'm going to do whatever the hell I want.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (0q2P7)
I've never seen him respond to you in a way I'd call "pissed off." Definately "exasperated and at the end of his patience" but never quite to "pissed off."
And I'm pretty sure you'd know the difference.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (cdwbr)
Chris Matthews is pushing John Kerry for SecState now.
With a special election to fill Kerry's Senate seat, Brown get another chance, and the Dems are left scrambling to find something that even looks like a candidate.
I'm totally behind John Kerry for SecState.
T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. 100%. All in.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (00KTq)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (0q2P7)
*sitting at your feet, stars in eyes* Tell us more, oh mighty shrugging moose. What of this mythical thing called... hyperlinks?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:00 PM (4df7R)
Tell me, is he still an asshole?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (sbV1u)
I never liked that FKR and I can't explain why.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:00 PM (3Y7RV)
good to hear it...
yeah Susan(not 1/2 the Rice Condi is) Rice did such a bang up job the other day Chris Tingle is tepid on her nomination....
If you've lost Chris Tingle you've lost something....not sure what but "something."
Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:00 PM (LRFds)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cbfnkxc
Posted by: Thorvald at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (evdj2)
atrophy my muscles. I started up again the other night, and it was
embarrassingly pathetic. The kid at the gym told me I'd get my strength
back.
It will come back quicker than you think. One thing you can do to speed up the process is to really target flexibility with a series of mobility exercises you can incorporate into your warmup. These are pretty standard movements like, putting the ankles behind the ears or bending over with face and chest on the ground while on your knees with glutes pointed skyward. Get a good arch in your back. Always do these while wearing yoga pants.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: I love the '10's at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (KXm42)
chance, and the Dems are left scrambling to find something that even
looks like a candidate.
Surely there must be a bunch of horse farms in Massachusetts?
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (QGyiB)
I managed to get the head Ewok to post a string of insults at me once. I forgot what I was arguing with him about, but clearly he did not like it
.Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (YloHR)
Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (0PiQ4)
Joking around perhaps, or unnoticed perhaps, but it is my understanding that flagrant racial comments will get you banned.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (bb5+k)
EricW, yeah I knew what I was snarkily referencing. And I might add, picked up on very quickly by the Horde.
As to the barrel, I think electroshocks should be added to the menu of 'treatments'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (wtvvX)
Seriously. How the F do *I* get paid to tell other people how to run their lives? I want in on that scam.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (5DR1j)
Don't worry, Moron Nation will keep a good eye on your wife while you're in there.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (GFM2b)
I don't know, but I think it's related to the Fifth Avenue Cheese Grater. *shudder* That's just... unholy.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (4df7R)
I really like what Beck did with Obama in Peepee.
What else can we do to shove it right back up the Left's ass?
Oh, we're a creative lot. I'm sure we can come up with something.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (g2ldK)
Can't trust 'em. Best to be rid of 'em.
And freakin' Changelings.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, Captain of the USS Let It Burn at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (FVUmk)
1 internetz fine, and a turn in the barrel.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (5DR1j)
Ummmm....what if I provided leaked pics of the blonde from Glee?
NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/bpwsyza
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (da5Wo)
Really, this is the quickest route to intentional bannage out there.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:04 PM (evdj2)
Jane D'oh: "Life coach?" OMG. It gets worse and worse.
You have no idea. On last night's ONT I told everyone how she e-mailed the tribe that she hired a medium and held a seance with dead f-i-l. He gave her some business advice, she says.
My husband is speechless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 12:04 PM (UOM48)
Today is the 333rd day of the year, with 33 days to go....and 22 days until we see if the Mayans were right.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 28, 2012 12:04 PM (cVfX0)
He/She is correct. You will. It's going to hurt (deep muscle soreness). The only permanent atrophy would be that brought on by increasing age.
Have to push through the pain and soreness, is all.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 28, 2012 12:04 PM (nKQYl)
Just in case anyone was wondering where it came from...
http://tinyurl.com/6r64qs
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:04 PM (sbV1u)
Do that and you'll start getting volunteers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (4WhSY)
chance, and the Dems are left scrambling to find something that even
looks like a candidate.
I'm totally behind John Kerry for SecState.
T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. 100%. All in.
Given all the possible outcomes, Kerry as SecState wouldn't be the worst possible of them, TBH.
Granted I don't really want a guy who burned his war medals out there pitching for our country (just think of the appeasement!) But TFG could do worse by a long shot.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (YloHR)
I'm pretty sure that's just the Moron Way. That has little to do with being pissed off. Call it the cut and thrust of debate.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (5DR1j)
Oh at that time you could embed them into your text. Just like you were a big time blogger. One click in the style window and go. There was a catch though, you had to reduce the link before linking it otherwise robopixy would kick it back.
Yes sir. Thems was the lace wigs and laptop batteries days. Apparently the only bots that could get through the link screening. Toward the end though...somthing happened....the bots got smart, started commenting on the posts, complimenting the blogger. Ace started to like them more than he liked us. It was a good thing if you ask me the loss of hyperlinks drove them away.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (0q2P7)
I can't connect to WhatIsMyIP.com:
Error establishing a database connection
Does that mean I have no IP? Is that why my comments only appear in my mind?
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (NIZHJ)
That will be $500. You're welcome.
See? Easy-peasy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (UOM48)
Oh, we're a creative lot. I'm sure we can come up with something Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (DoZD+)
We should put that painting on billboards all around the country, with the caption "TRUTH". That ought to scare the hell out of people.
Posted by: the lone lemon at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (xXhWA)
"pissed off." Definately "exasperated and at the end of his patience"
but never quite to "pissed off."
And I'm pretty sure you'd know the difference.
Posted by: AllenG t at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (5DR1j)
Either way, he's still a good sport about it.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (bb5+k)
By the power vested in me by the Supreme Court of Alextopia, I now pronounce you pardoned.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (sbV1u)
He later came around.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (SY2Kh)
ebay are a bunch of wankers for shutting him down.
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (iYbLN)
-----------------------------------------
It's just an intelligence briefing on Benghazi.
Romney's going to tell Obama everything Patraeus leaked to him during the campaign.
Posted by: Justin Case at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (g2ldK)
O.
M.
G.
When I picture this in-law, I see Emma Thompson's character from "Harry Potter," but with less charm and more bug-eyed crazy.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (4df7R)
How about the brunette from Community?
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (QGyiB)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (cdwbr)
NSFW
Sorry. I'm at work.
Also, while we're looking for ways to improve the barrel, I submit no one any longer gets a turn *in* the barrel. From now on, the only person in the barrel will be Helen Thomas, and it will be your turn *at* the barrel.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: Sean Bannion
Wait a minute Bannion. Her majesty didn't tell me about your new position. I need confirmation.
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (QGyiB)
I am unaware of this person or show.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:08 PM (cdwbr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:08 PM (3Y7RV)
Yeah, but I think I was (unintentionally) pushing his buttons. It went back and forth for a while before he finally snapped at me. I decided just to leave the thread at that point before BH3K came out. (Actually I don't think he would have done that, maybe?)
Oh right we were arguing over Abortion. That's right, I told him as a Pro-Choicer any insight he tried to provide into a pro-lifer's mind was relatively useless.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:08 PM (YloHR)
Hell, I'd bid on it for shits and giggles.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:08 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (sbV1u)
That's the thing I love about the Horde. Nudity always works.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (da5Wo)
YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!
Were your ears burning?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (sbV1u)
Journalist, Names them, and then proceeds to list the time and date and
manner of their Bias
You're gonna need a bigger wall.
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (epxV4)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (evdj2)
I really like what Beck did with Obama in Peepee.
What else can we do to shove it right back up the Left's ass?
We can create our own Obama art and give it a prominent place of honor in our homes, bringing everyone's attention to it. Perhaps attempting to enter it into a local art contest/show or craft show. No way will it be allowed to be on public display, but you can bet it'll get first page in the local paper. Misquoted, of course, but people will notice, whether they want to or not.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (DoZD+)
dunno whether to rage at Ras or LVs.
Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (LRFds)
Well, shyeah!!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Reno_Dave at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (OL4L4)
someone please clue me in about the Beck thing in urine?
Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (hX8cq
It's at The Blaze. Video of Beck dunking Jugears head-first into "urine." Comedy gold.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (UOM48)
That will be $500. You're welcome.
You're going to have to pay me a lot more than that to stop drinking and fapping heavily.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit,
And 85% of them are single mothers - some with multiple baby daddies. Their boys are growing up with no father figure and a stressed out, government dependent mother. Wow. Where is Sharpton, Jackson, et. al. ?
Posted by: Cheri at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Richard Pryor at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (A6JXc)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (da5Wo)
-----
See what $ 752 million gets you? That makes the chance for a $3 donation seem like a good deal. Like a lottery ticket.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 28, 2012 12:11 PM (eEfYn)
Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (hX8cq)
Listening to TFG.
Like I give a shit whether the rest of the word thinks we are "adults".
Which part of the world is that we care about: The part that is suffering under riots and fiscal collapse or the part that is suffering under riots and murderous regimes?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (piMMO)
Dude. No.Way.
So far just JR, raykon, and that various flavors of nativist.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (evdj2)
Well, first you have to find a husband...
Posted by: countrydoc at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (ScSWY)
Posted by: eureka! at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (UL+ny)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (cdwbr)
I believe that she was asked to go into the "time-out" corner for a day.
No banning.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (GsoHv)
I wanted to scream and hurl my computer through a wall, knowing all that we do about Sanger and Planned Parenthood, and Kermit fucking Gosnell.
Lord help me, but I walk a delicate line bordering hatred for these Leftists sometimes.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, Captain of the USS Let It Burn at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (FVUmk)
Posted by: Cheri at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (G+Wff)
In one of Ann Coulters books she quotes a staggering statistic. If the children of single mothers were all removed from the prison system. The demographic of those that were left would mirror that of the country.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (3Y7RV)
That would be... awkward. I don't think my wife would approve.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (5DR1j)
>>>someone please clue me in about the Beck thing in urine?
Some eediot arteest decided to do a fawning Obama art where Obama wears a crown of thorns an is depicted in a pose reminiscent of crucifixion. Some controversy arose. Beck decided to get on his 1st amendment soapbox and come out in support of the artist by creating a new piece of art. An Obama doll (depicted as the savior) dunked in a jar of "pee pee". He completed the piece on his show. The ultimate tag was that rights are good, but you need to be consistent.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (nKQYl)
I think Rush reads my comments.
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (cdwbr)
Of course he does. *pats head*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:14 PM (UOM48)
Link at Drudge: Jets tickets selling for a low as $18
*snicker*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:14 PM (4df7R)
So far just JR, raykon, and that various flavors of nativist.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (evdj2)
Lol. Didn't think so, was just messin with ya.
JR?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:14 PM (da5Wo)
I told him as a Pro-Choicer any insight he tried to provide into a pro-lifer's mind was relatively useless.
As a pro-lifer, I disagree with you. Just as I think I can understand the mind of (at least some) pro-choice arguments. Not to start an argument of anything.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 28, 2012 12:14 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (3Y7RV)
Maybe he will be offered the Sec State job?
Not likely. Obama will try to stick him with the bill though.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (00KTq)
So. What exactly does one have to do to get on Toby's shit-list?
Call him/her a miserable egg-sucking, sheep-stealing, one-eyed son of a stuffed monkey?
[extra credit for anyone who knows who said that]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: owlpellets at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (dmEoV)
uhm, yes freedom of expression (for others not for us)
ooh nice.
we certainly got speech rights with akoula (video guy
and joe the plumber unwittingly)
ooh nice, He is hysterical. funnay.
Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (evdj2)
I love Rush but...too much monologue and his callers are awful in general.
Howie Carr now reads texts as he does his show. It makes you feel like you're part of the show and the texts raise good points that Howie doesnt think of.
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (cdwbr)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (NIZHJ)
Just think, for $18 you get to see a professional football team play......against the Jets.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Brickmuppet at November 28, 2012 12:17 PM (vp6an)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (3Y7RV)
*pop*
Posted by: lIbErAL hEad at November 28, 2012 12:17 PM (nKQYl)
Fucking JEF is heading to Pa. to visit a small business to "Make sure
they are shipping their Christmas orders on time." Maybe he can come
here and lick the carbunkles off a truck drivers ass.
I so wish he'd come down here and visit my husband's business and "offer advice." Barely controlled rage and hilarity would ensue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:17 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: DaveinNC at November 28, 2012 12:18 PM (boNGU)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (evdj2)Oh...gosh!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2012 12:18 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:18 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Cub Fan at November 28, 2012 12:18 PM (nKQYl)
A year ago if you said Glenn Beck would disrespect the potus, I woulda said youre crazy.
Glenn Beck doesn't care anymore and you can tell if you've listened closely for the past 3 weeks.
----
We clearly have a legal obligation to pay taxes and otherwise acknowledge the authority of the Administration but I don't think that we have any moral obligation to do so. Between Republican poll watchers being thrown out, clear vote fraud, ignoring the constitution, and other undemocratic procedures that might euphemistically referred to as irregularities, we are living in a banana republic. When Obama was immaculated in 2009, a huge percentage of the population supported him in the sense that they were willing to give him a chance. That's over now. He has infuriated half of the country and we are in the Twilight Zone now.
If it's not too racist to say so, I have been contemplating the final scene in the original Planet of the Apes in which Charleston Heston is gazing up at the ruined Statue of Liberty and seeing certain similarities with contemporary events.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 28, 2012 12:19 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:19 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (ccXZP)
ZING!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:19 PM (4df7R)
I don't even like Open Line Fridays anymore.
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 28, 2012 12:19 PM (pwF2E)
Posted by: DaveinNC at November 28, 2012 12:18 PM (boNGU)
Nah, that's just for sycophants that will sit on the phone and wait for three hours.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:19 PM (3Y7RV)
Banned? Moi?
Posted by: Pierre at November 28, 2012 12:20 PM (52h7T)
Posted by: Alex at November 28, 2012 12:20 PM (3x3F6)
Yeah dude was more arrogant and condescending than even me. That takes a lot of effort and dick quotient. Problem was he really wasn't all that smart combining condescension and stupidity while diminishing neither.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:20 PM (0q2P7)
the children of single mothers were all removed from the prison system.
The demographic of those that were left would mirror that of the
country.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (3Y7RV)
I am quite certain that this is rqcist, sexist, classist, war on womeny or otherwise worthy of suppression.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (iYbLN)
I used to argue with my Grandmother, who worked for the state IRS, that tax evasion was not a sin, which she believed, but rather that it was a temporal offense.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (cdwbr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (ccXZP)
SCOAMF: "So how are things moving along here?"
Business owner: "Everything was fine until your SS posse showed up and locked everything down. Nothing moves now. Got anymore dumb ass questions?"
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (00KTq)
Journalist, Names them, and then proceeds to list the time and date and
manner of their Bias
You're gonna need a bigger wall.
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (epxV4)
Maybe an online wall? Just floating an idea here. The point is, to publicly and overtly accuse them of being a Partisan Democrat misusing their position of trust, and therefore de-legitimize them as not worthy of trust.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (g2ldK)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (LmkYu)
Guy has no shortage of self-esteem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (UOM48)
Rush: This is J.R. Ewing negotiating with Gilligan.
Posted by: RushBabe at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (tQHzJ)
a right of expression , yes
the hypocrisy shown by the left , to threaten and stop what THEY find offensive.
heh, my own special countrytime (urine or beer)
nice presentation.
they will still not undersand because they'll take a 30 second clip of the dunking nothing more.
Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (hX8cq)
tax evasion was not a sin, which she believed, but rather that it was a
temporal offense.
"Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's"
We're also directly instructed to respect and obey the earthly authorities.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (cdwbr)
Of course he does. *pats head*
---
And Christina Hendricks masturbates while thing of you.
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (XUKZU)
Nothing says good times like a letter from the IRS
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (9eDbm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (ccXZP)
It's worthy of repetition. Preferably in a loud voice, through a megaphone, at the Meadowlands. Accompanied by uproarious laughter.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (4df7R)
>>> I don't even like Open Line Fridays
anymore.
Or as I like to call it: The day Rush takes 5 calls from country bumpkins instead of 4.
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (cdwbr)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 28, 2012 12:24 PM (XUKZU)
Jiminy Ray or whatever. The know-it-all.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (evdj2)
You rang?
Posted by: jimi ray Intellectual Pudknocker about Town at November 28, 2012 12:24 PM (nKQYl)
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 12:24 PM (GFM2b)
Yeah, she pulled that out but I argued that it's advice not command. Tax evasion is no more a sin than speeding, IMO. Fear the Prince but not the Lord for going 85 in a 65 zone.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:24 PM (evdj2)
256
Fucking JEF is heading to Pa. to visit a small business to "Make
sure
they are shipping their Christmas orders on time." Maybe he can come
here and lick the carbunkles off a truck drivers ass.
265
I
so wish he'd come down here and visit my husband's business and "offer
advice." Barely controlled rage and hilarity would ensue.
Yup a visit from JEF is the kiss of death.
Posted by: owlpellets at November 28, 2012 12:24 PM (dmEoV)
Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (3Y7RV)
Nothing says good times like a letter from the IRS
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (0q2P7)
A letter from the IRS delivered on the tongue of a ravenous Great White Shark is the very ESSENCE of a party atmosphere.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (UOM48)
the shame; the shame..............
Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (Dll6b)
Business owner: "Everything was fine until your SS posse showed up and locked everything down. Nothing moves now. Got anymore dumb ass questions?"
****
Yep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CURItALoR7A
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (piMMO)
>>>We're also directly instructed to respect and obey the earthly authorities.
Yeah, except as constituted we are the Earthly Authority as Citizens. Now when our decree (The Constitution) is ignored by our representatives one could argue that it detaches moral obligation from funding said thieves and reduces taxes to a mere legal obligation.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (0q2P7)
Well understanding arguments is one thing. But Ace was on his "it's not that big of an issue" box again. To which I responded "if you think of Abortion as murder, or possibly genocide depending on your outlook, I'd say it's a damn big issue."
The ordering of values is something that's hard to do across ideological lines.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (YloHR)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (NIZHJ)
Is this somehow related to Jane D'oh's life coaching advice to stop fapping so much...?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (4df7R)
Ohhhh, certified letter from the IRS today ... This should be fun.
Posted by: Jean
Not to worry Jean. I'm eagerly awaiting my certified letter also. I expect the Feds to cart me off to tax jail some time soon. Can't get blood from a stone IRS. I'm tapped out. I look forward to my time in federal prison. I will sell cigarettes and make a fortune. Read, learn a new skill...maybe take up lesbianism.
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (iYbLN)
Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (UOM4
Have you seen his wife? I'd be hawking two if by tampons.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (evdj2)
Guy has no shortage of self-esteem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (UOM4
.....and I have the trophies to prove it.
Posted by: jimi ray Professional Hausfrau at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (nKQYl)
You been gettin' busy?
Where are the pics?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (sbV1u)
All the horrible style choices throughout history, and the eighties brings out the mullet, mopping the floor (perhaps literally) with every other bad hairstyle preceding it.
I don't understand how it ever caught on. ._.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, Captain of the USS Let It Burn at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (FVUmk)
IPChicken.com (yes, really) is also a good site to find out your actual IP address.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (P7hip)
letter also. I expect the Feds to cart me off to tax jail some time
soon. Can't get blood from a stone IRS. I'm tapped out. I look forward
to my time in federal prison. I will sell cigarettes and make a fortune.
Read, learn a new skill...maybe take up lesbianism.
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (iYbLN
*moron dog whistle*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (iYbLN)
Pics or it didn't happen.
(There, 'rons. Don't say I never did anything for you.)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, Captain of the USS Let It Burn at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (FVUmk)
Business in the front and party in the back.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (3Y7RV)
----------------------------------
Maybe it's a check!
Posted by: HaHaHaHaHaHahahahaHaha!!!!!! at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (AzwZn)
----
Like hell I'll turn off my thingy.
(If you show it in public enough the ISP might show up eventually though.)
Posted by: Hoosier Pride at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (eEfYn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: ace at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (hX8cq)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (ytax8)
Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (KXm42)
middle-age White Evil Man shoots / kills Totally Innocent Black Teen with Loving Mother.
Local news finds friends who say he was not a gang member, interviews his mother ( no father, of course ) and asks us to share her Pain
just like Bonfire of the Vanities: The Great White Defendant that some prosecutor can make her bones on.
Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (Dll6b)
I should have shouted First!
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (evdj2)
Have I ever mentioned what a buzzkill you are?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (eEfYn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (3Y7RV)
police with lights on in your rear view mirror.
a letter from iRS.
Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (hX8cq)
****
Sounds like the script to Almost Famous
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (piMMO)
Now when our decree (The Constitution) is ignored by our representatives
one could argue that it detaches moral obligation from funding said
thieves and reduces taxes to a mere legal obligation.
Moral obligation to follow laws gets to be a bit tricky in my experience. If the law is patently unjust, one may have a moral obligation to fight it (see Civil rights movement.)
The question of course is it the current taxation system patently unjust (and therefore a violation of God's law.) The answer gets considerably more complex when you account for the fact that you could fight it by merely moving.
The TL;DR is "I don't think there's a clear cut answer." Especially when one considers that we called not to be tied to earthly things.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (YloHR)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (3Y7RV)
I read that too. Makes sense and jibes with my long standing assertion that the Democrats' piped piper approach called the Great Society was merely a change in strategy wrt their unchanging goal since the 19th century: keep blacks enslaved and/or oppressed.
Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 28, 2012 12:31 PM (Su0W2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:31 PM (UOM48)
Oh for the love...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:31 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: jimi ray Professional Hausfrau at November 28, 2012 12:32 PM (nKQYl)
Posted by: XXX at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (NIZHJ)
Butters, straight socking ace is a good way to get banned.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:32 PM (0q2P7)
Did Ace's hash change again or is it actually possible to Sock ace?
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:32 PM (YloHR)
Posted by: NCKate at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (V1oS8)
Apparently, that's exactly what it's like. I have this Boomer co-worker here who raised 3 kids, got a divorce, waited about 10 years and then thought she'd become a lesbian.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: seamrog at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (5+gBP)
Posted by: RioBravo at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (eEfYn)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (UOM48)
One thing missing from the report: His record.
Colorado is 1-11 this year.
Their only win was a one-point squeaker over Washington State. They were destroyed by every good team they faced, also Fresno St.
Bottom line: I know absolutely nothing about football and I could coach Colorado to 1-11 with a 1-point win.
The previous season: 3-9. But, hey, he's only been there 2 years, they aren't his players, how about recruiting?
Well, according to bleacherreport.com, it isn't impressive at all.
I guess "incompetent" is the new black.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (T0NGe)
You know what would be pretty great, and would fit in with the current zietgiest?
A full bush shot right on the front of TIME magazine.
Get a hot hippie girl, BAM, right there in all her glory!
It would put that Cheryl Tiegs fishnet swimsuit pic to shame!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Don Trump at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (ApGOC)
110% possible, but not advised.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:34 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (T0NGe)
Didn't you hear? "Incompetent" is a racist code word.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:34 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:34 PM (da5Wo)
I guess personal hygiene isn't an issue for you.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:35 PM (sbV1u)
2) London Boys.
3) That one e-cig commercial makes it look pretty fun to smoke e-cigs.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 28, 2012 12:35 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:35 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (TkzlX)
Posted by: Catpiss at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Reggie at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (DrC22)
The latter is understandable, it's the first part that surprises me!
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (YloHR)
Posted by: KGB at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (0WWPr)
You joke, but I'm pretty sure this is what they'd do.
The best we could hope for is a Gertrude Stein print.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jimmuh Rey at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (TkzlX)
The latter is understandable, it's the first part that surprises me!
Makes it easier if the idiots out themselves.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2012 12:37 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:37 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:37 PM (00KTq)
Posted by: Sean Bannion
No I'm not. I've been working very hard at my soul-sucking job located at Dante's Fifth Circle of Hell. Husband got sick early T-Day morning. Finally picked up my Ruger SP101 last night. Busy. Why haven't you been up on chat???? Hmmmmmm????
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (TkzlX)
369
www.hotmullets.com via archive.org
http://tinyurl.com/clrdmn7
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:37 PM (00KTq)
Not gonna click that. Ever.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: ace at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (NIZHJ)
Speaking of bannable offenses.....
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (dVJLS)
Sowwy.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:39 PM (iYbLN)
That's better. I've been banned since the whole 'Friends' incident.
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (TkzlX)
Did you actually get banned????
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:39 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:37 PM (UOM4
I think you mean lady chunks.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:39 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:39 PM (iy7de)
And ya learn something new everyday - like how awesomely crazy the WWII Russian Fire Hedgehog was. 88 PPSh firing from a low flying airplane can't make your day any better.
Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 12:40 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:40 PM (zIiy2)
Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2012 12:40 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (da5Wo)
Nah - Ace likes it when you set the ball on a tee for him. Likely I got trapped up in the spam filter.
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (zIiy2)
Posted by: jimi ray thong at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (UOM48)
Testing!
Posted by: Zac at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM (F6KtL)
Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Jimmee Rey at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM (da5Wo)
It's mine, bitches!
Only $300 mil if you take the lump sum. Guvmnet at different levels will take half of that, leaving $150 mil ...hardly seams worth it. Better to marry for money, love will come.
Posted by: Paladin at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM (YNPwP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (UOM4
Does she still have both legs and a job?
Then she's still doing just fine.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: the lone lemon at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (iy7de)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (9eDbm)
Susan Rice is a fucking halfwit. And the fact that she's incompetent has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (QKKT0)
I got one of those once.
A recent Russian immigrant uh entrepreneur had adopted my identity, except for my name (Russians don't like to be mistaken for Jews), and so "I" owed the IRS tens of thousands of dollars. It cost me about half the total bill to *not* have to pay it, because I had to do the entire investigation myself. The IRS investigation found *me*, and hassling me forever was all they were gonna do.
Good luck.
Posted by: oblig. at November 28, 2012 12:44 PM (cePv8)
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:44 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:44 PM (00KTq)
It was a bait and switch....
they are saying that the Big Mo' left a footprint message on Mars saying "Eat at Ali's and this is Allah's Biotches!"
I'm not sure this Ogabe Muslim Outreach as prime Mission at NASA thing is working out.
Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: sTevo at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (/jpY4)
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: the lone lemon at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (iy7de)
there announcement would be only "interesting", given the Curiosity
rover isn't equipment to search for life.
I could have sworn that teaser that Ace posted said the exact opposite.
Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Dang at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (NIZHJ)
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (NIZHJ)
It's Mass. They will replace him with another fake injun.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (3Y7RV)
G.I. Gigolo reporting for duty...and booty! GIGGITY!
Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (sGU4F)
Can I git me some stripey pants here?
Posted by: John Francois Kerry (D) Man of the People at November 28, 2012 12:47 PM (QKKT0)
How you doin'?
Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at November 28, 2012 12:47 PM (zIiy2)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:47 PM (00KTq)
have shuttled up there on the previous missions have a chance to get
established.
The Viking landers went in the 70's, how much more time do they need?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2012 12:47 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (YdQQY)
If she aced the final, she might get a C- for the course.
She isn't going to ace the final.
And the homework was a gimme. She was taking 19 credits plus had a job. Insanity if you have a real major.
Well, she's from Africa and some company is sponsoring her education and she's afraid she'll lose funding. Of course, it isn't just my class, physics isn't going well for her either.
I hate having students cry in my office.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (T0NGe)
That's so 2012. They should run a fake black guy. Like Father Pfleger or Bill Maher.
Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (sGU4F)
Everything this administration does is Bread and circuses. Science funding will be no different. I expect to see a decrease in funding for useful science that doesn't generate huge media returns and in increase in science of dubious value but that gets great play with the public (solar panels, Embryonic Stem Cells, etc.)
NASA sees the writing on the wall I think and is trying to make sure they're more in category 2 than 1.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (YloHR)
Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (LRFds)
287 jimi ray was bragging on the ONT that he's apparently so good-looking, that the lead singer in his "band" (he says he's the greatest guitarist ever) was jealous.Guy has no shortage of self-esteem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (UOM4
Its really funny when you take into accountthe fact that he said he's gay is because women never paid attention to him and the only person that did was a gay guy.
Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Jimmy Johns at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (zIiy2)
Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (T0NGe)
Sounds like she learned something that can't be taught in school.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (iy7de)
Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: Limmuh Reay Vaughn at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (zIiy2)
I hear the Congo is lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (sbV1u)
that he said he's gay is because women never paid attention to him and
the only person that did was a gay guy.
Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (GULKT)
All those women were just intimidated by his looks...
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (da5Wo)
My son and I had a similar chat about his first stab at Algebra last night.
I am glad I never had to face that several times a week.
Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:51 PM (LRFds)
Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:34 PM (4df7R)
I should have said `"incompetent" IS the new black".
1 and 11. The kids could have elected their own coach from among the offensive line and done better than 1 and 11.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:51 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (da5Wo)
I'm thinkin he looks like Kip Winger.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:51 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:39 PM (iy7de)
Tell us more...
Posted by: DNC Revenue Redistribution Idea Commitee at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (nKQYl)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (iy7de)
Posted by: Fritz at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (3Y7RV)
You may. And I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Or, preferably, your video feed featuring Salma Hayek and Katy Perry.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (zF6Iw)
few weeks ago, her exam grades went down steadily and wanted to know
what she could do.
I've
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (QGyiB)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:51 PM (3Y7RV)
New keyboard
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (sbV1u)
Stop by the hut for coffee and a weekly rubber quota. It's the one with all the skulls.
Posted by: Mr. Kurtz at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (QKKT0)
No.fucking.words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (UOM48)
If so another 5 years if not....
The band has been around since 1967, so there is a possibility.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (4WhSY)
take half of that, leaving $150 mil ...hardly seams worth it.>>
I wonder if I could stiff Minnesota out of their $27 mill cut if I moved to Florida and waited 60 days to collect?
Site below calculates after tax for each state.
http://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp
(the question is rhetorical since I know they've got that covered somehow)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (0PiQ4)
In the words of the great Milton Berle, "All right, but I'm only going to show enough to win."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2012 12:54 PM (zF6Iw)
Nuno Bettencourt stole the chords for 'More Than Words' from me!
I saw him at an open mic night scribbling them down on a cocktail napkin. I remember it like it was yesterday. He had on the cutest boots I'd ever seen.
Posted by: Jimmuh Rey at November 28, 2012 12:54 PM (zIiy2)
Posted by: President JEF at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (LmkYu)
If I had to guess, I'd say they'll argue the income was "earned" at the drawing, not on the collection day.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (YloHR)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (iy7de)
Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:51 PM (T0NGe)
My dear British mother whodoesn't know what a "down" is, nor the difference between a field goal and an extra point, could have gotten them to 1 and 11.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2012 12:54 PM (zF6Iw)
And the Horde responds with "tits or gtfo".
lol
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (da5Wo)
I once got to second base with Pamela Des Barres!
Suck it HQer's!
Posted by: jimi ray the axe god at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (AzwZn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:56 PM (UOM48)
"Its really funny when you take into account the fact that he said he's gay"
Well, that explains why he doesn't find Michelle Malkin attractive. But it still doesn't explain his hard-on for Jeb Bush.
Posted by: the lone lemon at November 28, 2012 12:57 PM (xXhWA)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 12:57 PM (YdQQY)
You have to claim your winning ticket in the state where you purchased it. So buy your tickets in a low tax state.
Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2012 12:57 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (fWAjv)
Before the election, Ann Barnhardt insisted Romney had been bribed to throw the election in return for a cabinet post or equivalent from TFG. I called her delusional then, but now. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2012 12:58 PM (zF6Iw)
Oh for fuck's sake. So the fact that they're a charitable organization, well-established and long-running, means nothing. Or is it because the "Salvation" comes from Christianity?
So do Girl Scout's shilling their feminist commie cookies in front of Wal-Mart count as extortion? Because the cost of a box of Thin Mints is ridiculous.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:58 PM (4df7R)
Yeah, but (a) she is learning the hard way and (b) got very poor advice as to what is expected of her. Nobody should have allowed her to take 19 credits, with or without a job.
Then again, maybe she did get good advice and thought she was better than she was.
It's math. It's not some easy wussmanities course.
She said (and this was after I told her the bad news, so it wasn't for my benefit) that she was the one sent by her village.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 01:00 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 01:01 PM (fWAjv)
Do you want to be the deontologist or the emotivist? The story is sad, but the rules are the rules I suppose.
I scored a 39 on the MCAT but didn't have sufficient Physics scores to get into medical school, so I go back an ask all my professors to retroactively regrade me so I can try again?
(The cynical me, wants to say "and what if the story is just a lie?")
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 01:03 PM (YloHR)
get into medical school, so I go back an ask all my professors to
retroactively regrade me so I can try again?
(The cynical me, wants to say "and what if the story is just a lie?")
Doesn't matter, the syllabus is the syllabus. Just sad to see.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 01:05 PM (T0NGe)
--------
Ooof. Either way, she must be really hating herself right now. Poor kid.
Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 28, 2012 01:05 PM (2KBjW)
I don't deny it's sad to see, but I just hate people who come in with a sad story and expect their grade to change.
We all make our choices, good or bad, and then we have to live with them.
(TL;DR: Life sucks.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 01:08 PM (YloHR)
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at November 28, 2012 01:09 PM (WLuv5)
Posted by: Whatev at November 28, 2012 01:13 PM (2t6Gz)
Posted by: Jimmy Johns at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (T0NGe)
*****
umumumumumumum
#9 with avocado
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 28, 2012 01:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: DoctorB at November 28, 2012 01:17 PM (4dfa7)
Posted by: Jimmy Ray, the heart of rock and roll at November 28, 2012 01:32 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at November 28, 2012 01:37 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: J the Saint at November 28, 2012 01:39 PM (+Awp3)
Posted by: An Observation at November 28, 2012 02:12 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: eleven - Go Raiders!!!!! at November 28, 2012 02:17 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 02:18 PM (3Y7RV)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 28, 2012 02:24 PM (jCQ+I)
Posted by: massideas at November 28, 2012 02:41 PM (v32fM)
Posted by: wtf? at November 28, 2012 03:27 PM (OKhkt)
Posted by: George Smiley at November 28, 2012 04:35 PM (TJlje)
Posted by: sybilll at November 28, 2012 05:10 PM (+ds+y)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2012 11:31 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 03, 2012 11:32 AM (csi6Y)
Posted by: joncelli at December 03, 2012 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:35 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: fluffy, blatherer at December 03, 2012 11:36 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:36 AM (VtjlW)
And Nick Searcy. Though he may follow DoublePlus UnDead.
Posted by: fluffy at December 03, 2012 11:37 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: sauropod at December 03, 2012 11:38 AM (G/vW6)
Posted by: i am mad as hell - period at December 03, 2012 11:38 AM (cgxNI)
Ditto a throwaway email account.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:35 AM (evdj2)
Basic competence?
Seriously, I have a feeling there is going to be pie in my future. Possibly also punch.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:41 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: RWC at December 03, 2012 11:41 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Jaimo at December 03, 2012 11:43 AM (9U1OG)
Posted by: eman at December 03, 2012 11:44 AM (57VGh)
They have one modifier, to allow the renewal on middle class tax cuts by voting present.
LIB. Now coming to a country near you. http://tinyurl.com/c7mutur
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2012 11:44 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (5DR1j)
We are wasting time with this IP address stuff while our Dolphin enemies prepare for war.
So long, and thanks for all the
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (yiIja)
CURSOR! Right. It slows down the cursor
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (4df7R)
This is, indeed, a bumped post.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:47 AM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 11:47 AM (osh8D)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:47 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:47 AM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (5DR1j)
*glares*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:48 AM (VtjlW)
That is all.
Posted by: Lewis at December 03, 2012 11:48 AM (Y3uPw)
You didn't *really* expect me just to let that pass, did you?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:49 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:47 AM (5DR1j)
Yu gott hat right.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 11:49 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alex who is thanking andy for his god like mercy at December 03, 2012 11:49 AM (uFY4s)
****
Yes!
Arr! Arr! Arr!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 11:50 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 11:50 AM (osh8D)
I mentioned last week that Republicans had one option to extricate themselves politically from a collapse of the fiscal-cliff talks, which was to just give Obama a House vote on exactly he wants — and then vote “present” to allow it to pass. ABC’s Jonathan Karl reports that House Republicans are considering a limited version of that option, focusing only on extending the middle-class tax rates and nothing more
http://tinyurl.com/c7mutur
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 03, 2012 11:50 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: alex who is thanking andy for his god like mercy at December 03, 2012 11:50 AM (uFY4s)
Both of them were "disappeared".
So to recap: "ljfg" and "Turd Ferguson" can get posted. But "test" cannot.
So be it.
Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:51 AM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: The Political Hat, made of asbestos to survive when we let it burn... at December 03, 2012 11:51 AM (sZTYJ)
Had you already posted "test" to this same thread previously? I know pixie won't let me post "Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor" more than once per thread. Usually.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:52 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: poljunkie at December 03, 2012 11:53 AM (XuiJf)
Aren't they both a little old to be adopted?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 11:53 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alex who is thanking andy for his god like mercy at December 03, 2012 11:53 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: GnuBreed, brking up the wrong 54 trees at December 03, 2012 11:54 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: poljunkie at December 03, 2012 11:54 AM (XuiJf)
special need for protection in order to obtain a concealed weapons
permit does not violate the Second Amendment right to keep and bear
arms, a federal appeals court ruled Monday.
Get this thing up to SCOTUS before SCOAMF has another appointment in the bag.
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at December 03, 2012 11:54 AM (ZWvOb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 11:54 AM (osh8D)
Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 11:54 AM (UK9cE)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:55 AM (5DR1j)
*******
Nope.
The first time I commented on this thread was the nonexistent "test" comment. Then came the "ljfg" comment. Then another nonexistent "test" comment. And finally, the "Turd Ferguson" comment.
Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:55 AM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: alex the fairy lover at December 03, 2012 11:55 AM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 11:56 AM (osh8D)
*****
I don't care.
Denny's can do no wrong right now. Not since announcing their bills will list an Obamacare surcharge of 5%.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 11:56 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: GnuBreed, barking up the wrong 54 trees at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (ccXZP)
comment. Then came the "ljfg" comment. Then another nonexistent "test"
comment. And finally, the "Turd Ferguson" comment.
Weird. I don't know what to say, then. So...
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (5DR1j)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:49 AM (5DR1j)
There's always a possibility that could happen.
Oh man. New NFL QB on Facebook in the sidebar. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (VtjlW)
Aren't they both a little old to be adopted?
****
HA!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: alex the fairy lover at December 03, 2012 11:58 AM (uFY4s)
******
True dat. Even though the sound of that is something quite atrocious.
Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (C+qQ0)
What? So I'm a Middle Earth fangirl. Shush.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (4df7R)
*sidles over* Hi. How you doin'?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (VtjlW)
About to flee FB. Gamer friend plays Star Trek Online. I mention First Federation and how they could slap the Borg around. They go 'what's that?'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (osh8D)
****
I'm glad it will be a running thing. I, too, had tears streaming after reading the first, and when I got to the end and Rex Ryan popped up I just lost it.
I'll save the new one for later this afternoon.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 12:00 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (VtjlW)
*grin* I'm not alone!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 12:00 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (C+qQ0)
You know, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 12:01 PM (4df7R)
****
Over in the sidebar, it looks like the joke NFL QB facebook page will be a running thing. They posted something a few days ago that was hilarious.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 12:01 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 12:01 PM (osh8D)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 03, 2012 12:01 PM (jucos)
It's a running gag about NFL QB's on facebook leaving each other messages. It's an on going series and is utterly hilarious.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 12:02 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: GnuBreed, barking up the wrong 54 trees at December 03, 2012 12:02 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 03, 2012 12:03 PM (i0rVe)
Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 03, 2012 12:03 PM (i0rVe)
Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 12:04 PM (UK9cE)
http://badblue.bitnamiapp.com/trendr8.htm
Posted by: GnuBreed, barking up the wrong 54 trees at December 03, 2012 12:04 PM (ccXZP)
There isn't after the 21st.
Have a nice day.
Posted by: The Mayans at December 03, 2012 12:04 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Alex of The Library at December 03, 2012 12:04 PM (uFY4s)
320I used to spend a fair amount of time working in Louisiana. One of the things I miss is Community Coffee. The other thing is fresh boiled crawfish, purchased in one of those country convenience stores where they do things right.
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Did you suck the heads?
Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2012 12:05 PM (CM59X)
Uhh, hmmmm. OK.
Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 03, 2012 12:05 PM (1Y+hH)
New Brad Pitt movie bombs...
Just... happy. So many happy thoughtsI am thinking now, reading that. Just...Just... FEELINGS.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 12:05 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 12:05 PM (5DR1j)
Posted by: Alex of The Library at December 03, 2012 12:05 PM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Alex of The Library at December 03, 2012 12:06 PM (uFY4s)
Posted by: GnuBreed, barking up the wrong 54 trees at December 03, 2012 12:06 PM (ccXZP)
Our little AtC is becoming all big and famous! Alextopia is beginning to take root!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 12:07 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Alex of The Library at December 03, 2012 12:07 PM (uFY4s)
What gets you banned here? There are rules we have to follow?
Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (0PiQ4)
Being a dickhead is the first requirement. Writing the N word will work too.
Posted by: Palin Steele sucking Clarence's dick at December 03, 2012 12:07 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Alex, future alextopia immigrant at December 03, 2012 12:08 PM (uFY4s)
heh
Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2012 11:31 AM (nELVU)
Theoretically, you could've thrown down the obnoxious FIRST with your post.
Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 12:08 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Alex, future alextopia immigrant at December 03, 2012 12:08 PM (uFY4s)
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2012 12:08 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Alex the Obnoxious at December 03, 2012 12:09 PM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Alex at December 03, 2012 12:10 PM (uFY4s)
Who should be Time's "Person of the Year"?
**Commemorating those assassinated this year?**
61 Journalists Killed in 2012 -- Motive Confirmed. Deadliest countries: Syria, Somalia, Pakistan, Brazil.http://cpj.org/killed/2012/
09/04/2012
Griselda Blanco Dead: 'Cocaine Godmother' Reportedly Killed In Colombia. Notorious drug trafficker Griselda Blanco, 69, who brought the idea of assassination-by-motorcycle to Miami in the '70s and '80s, was assassinated by men on motorcycles in Medellin, Colombia.
9/6/12 Saad al-Hilli, died from a bullet to the head along with his wife, his
77-year-old mother-in-law and a French cyclist, all gunned down in the Alps near
Lake Annecy close to the Swiss border. His elder daughter was savagely injured, and younger surviving daughter was hidden beneath her mother's dead body.
9/11/12 US Ambassador to Libya John Christopher Stevens and three other embassy employees were assassinated in Benghazi, Libya.
2012 South Africa Post-Apartheid African National Congress:
Wandile Mkhize, ANC chief whip, South Coast, KwaZulu-Natal
Nhlakanipho Shabane, ANC member, South Coast, KwaZulu-Natal
Dumisani Malunga, ANC member, South Coast, KwaZulu-Natal
Bheki Chiliza, ANC member, South Coast, KwaZulu-Natal
Mthembeni Shezi, ANC Councillor, Durban, KwaZulu-Natal
Andile Matshaya, Internal Auditor, Department of Transport, Pietermaritzburg, KwaZulu-Natal
Posted by: panzernashorn at December 03, 2012 12:10 PM (BAnPT)
Posted by: Alex at December 03, 2012 12:11 PM (uFY4s)
Posted by: Alex at December 03, 2012 12:12 PM (uFY4s)
Posted by: panzernashorn at December 03, 2012 12:13 PM (BAnPT)
I have been lied to by the Progs.
Posted by: Advo at December 03, 2012 12:16 PM (7vbG1)
Posted by: Alex of The Library at December 03, 2012 12:07 PM (uFY4s)
I know, right? He's... too pretty. I mean, he's definitely easy on the eyes, but in a very superficial, all-frosting-no-cupcake way. It's okay for some, but not enough for me.
Heh, this is the opening paragraph to the story:
Is Brad Pitt seen as too good a guy to play a hit man? Moviegoers this weekend gave a thumbs down to his crime thriller "Killing Them Softly," which opened to a disappointing $7 million at the box office.
Hey, Hollywood! Here's a thought. Maybe it did badly because it looks boring as fuck.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 12:17 PM (4df7R)
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