BUMPED: Bring Out Your Dead

[Update]: The first round of IPs I forwarded to Pixy were found face down in the spam filter wearing lace wigs, Nike shoes and a smile. They've been recovered, fed, and given shots of penicillin, with emails sent to the affected commenters. If you haven't gotten an email reply, you were in the second round of IPs I sent over to Pixy, and he's busy delousing you now.

If you missed this post and are having trouble commenting, please follow the instructions below.

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While we wait for Ace, I thought I'd see if I could get commenters who are having trouble posting back among the living.

There are about a dozen ways a comment can be blocked at the HQ, so some information from you will be helpful.

First, if you're seeing the error message below, your IP address is on the "this mofo is no longer welcome to comment here" blocked list. It may take a pardon from the Head Ewok to get you back among the living, but give it your best shot.

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But if you enter a comment and it never makes it to the blog, or if it makes it to the blog briefly but then goes away, I should be able to get that cleared up pretty quickly if you'll email the following information to andy at aoshq d0t ©om.


  • Your IP address*

  • Your IP hash (if you know it)

  • The primary nickname you use when commenting

* The IP address you provide needs to be the one the Internet sees you at. The easiest way to determine this is to click the following link on the device you're unable to comment from and scroll down until you see the address: WhatIsMyIP.com

Open thread in the comments.

Posted by: Andy at 11:26 AM



Comments

1 I can't see that video, but I'm assuming it's the Bad Boys II clip. Amiright?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:29 AM (4df7R)

2 I can't see that video, but I'm assuming it's the Bad Boys II clip. Amiright?

No.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2012 11:31 AM (4WhSY)

3 testing my pre-emptive banning ... am I live or am I toast?

Posted by: joe in michigan at November 28, 2012 11:31 AM (3R8wQ)

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:31 AM (5DR1j)

5 I can't believe the headline at Drudge: All Cubans must pay even if they earn next to nothing. Something we don't have here. Because FYNQ, free shit.

The Cubans are heading in one direction, while we're headed the other.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 28, 2012 11:31 AM (feFL6)

6 Apparently not toast

Posted by: joe in michigan at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (3R8wQ)

7 "Oi'm not dead yet!"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (5DR1j)

8

where's nickless?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (cdwbr)

9 What gets you banned here? There are rules we have to follow?

Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (0PiQ4)

10 Check, check, sibilance, sibilance ...

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (evdj2)

11 As my old friend from Brooklyn used to philosophize, "it's all about dicks and pussies."

I think the old juvey was right.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (vCK/R)

12 Since this is an open thread, my initial reaction to this headline over at Drudge...
98% of black women age 18-29 voted for O...

...was, "Guess they didn't abort enough of themselves to reach 100% saturation yet. Planned Parenthood should get right on that."

I should denounce myself, but I don't care.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (4df7R)

13 Can we write the words "tits" "winkle" and "vibraphone?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (vCK/R)

14 Monty Python Bring out your Dead is the video

Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (0PiQ4)

15 Well, I got better.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (wtvvX)

16 There are rules we have to follow?

Rule 1: Don't piss off the head ewok.
Rule 2: If you feel like pissing people off, see Rule 1.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (5DR1j)

17 Who should be Time's "Person of the Year"--Sandra Fluke or the late Maria Santos Gorrostieta? Think hard before deciding. It's a tough call.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (wbmaj)

18 And now for something a bit ruder:

Wankel rotary engine".....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (wtvvX)

19 Can we write the words "tits" "winkle" and "vibraphone?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (vCK/R)


Wankle Rotary Engine.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (4df7R)

20 Monty Python

Posted by: The Q at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (w4fEE)

21 Your IP address*
Your IP hash (if you know it)
The primary nickname you use when commenting
You forgot to mention they should submit their bank account number as well. That seems pretty key.

Posted by: countrydoc at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (ScSWY)

22 All comment bans since nineteen-aught-eleventy-twelve are racially motivated.

Posted by: MSNBC at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (L7hol)

23 Tex Lovera: Damn, you beat me by thatmuch!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (4df7R)

24 Perpetually banned?

Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 28, 2012 11:34 AM (feFL6)

25 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (4df7R)


Those Nazis really learned a lot from ol' Margaret Sanger.

Coincidentally, they had an engineer named Eugen Sanger who designed the first hypersonic, sub-orbital plane - the Silver Bird. Naturally it was going to be used to attack NYC or DC with an A-Bomb.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:35 AM (vCK/R)

26 ?

Posted by: jd at November 28, 2012 11:35 AM (lduvP)

27 New York state’s requirement that gun owners prove they have a special need for protection in order to obtain a concealed weapons permit does not violate the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms, a federal appeals court ruled Monday.

What keeps you from buying a disposable phone and calling yourself with threatening messages and taking the answering machine to the sheriff?

Ditto a throwaway email account.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:35 AM (evdj2)

28 MWR: :-)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2012 11:35 AM (wtvvX)

29 "Who's that?"

"Must be a king."

"How can you tell?"

"He doesn't have shit all over him."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (4df7R)

30 Sometimes my posts show up and then disappear. I just contact Ace and tell him I just sent in a donation.

He fixes the problem, and then I cancel the donation.

It's an imperfect system but.................

Posted by: Justin Case at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (AzwZn)

31 You forgot to mention they should submit their bank account number as well. That seems pretty key.

Also their SSN and Date of Birth.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (5DR1j)

32 Speaking of wankle, Edward G. Robinson starred in two interesting films where he played the title roles:

"Mr. WINKLE Goes to Washington"

"The Amazing Dr. CLITTERHOUSE"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (vCK/R)

33
I really like what Beck did with Obama in Peepee.

What else can we do to shove it right back up the Left's ass?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (cdwbr)

34 Too soon?

Posted by: Larry Hagman at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (wIgpo)

35 The random mobile device banning is frustrating, a battery pull fixes the problem, but still ...

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 11:37 AM (hrAg/)

36 Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 28, 2012 11:31 AM (feFL6)
__
I know, we're a bit behind the curve. Even the Russians know we're headed down the wrong path.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2012 11:37 AM (jm/9g)

37 I really like what Beck did with Obama in Peepee. What else can we do to shove it right back up the Left's ass?
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (cdwbr)


How about offering to shove the "Obama in Peepee" jar up someone's ass at the Folsom Street Fair? Art taken to the next level.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:37 AM (4df7R)

38 You are still tolerating my blather, I see.

Posted by: fluffy at November 28, 2012 11:37 AM (z9HTb)

39 Too soon?
Posted by: Larry Hagman at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (wIgpo)


Are you dead now? I saw your name around the Twitter the other day but never bothered to verify because you are/were an idiot.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:38 AM (4df7R)

40 Your not even ripe yet Larry

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 11:38 AM (hrAg/)

41 I'm back! Now get these worms off me.

Posted by: Yasser Arafat at November 28, 2012 11:39 AM (feFL6)

42 Me? Still dead.

Posted by: Whitney Houston at November 28, 2012 11:39 AM (4df7R)

43 How about offering to shove the "Obama in Peepee" jar up someone's ass at the Folsom Street Fair? Art taken to the next level. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:37 AM (4df7R)

Oooooooooooh! I ADORE performance art!

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 28, 2012 11:40 AM (sbV1u)

44 You can get banned here???!!!!

.....and you want to let them back in ???!!!!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 28, 2012 11:40 AM (zs2fI)

45 Meh, what do I do if the horde is ignoring my comments?! Justice demands that you force them to read everything I write (or something like that, I think.)
Isn't my right to be herd equivalent to Sandra Fluke's right to free birth control?

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (YloHR)

46

A year ago if you said Glenn Beck would disrespect the potus, I woulda said youre crazy.

Glenn Beck doesn't care anymore and you can tell if you've listened closely for the past 3 weeks.

This is going to very interesting and very entertaining....

until The Man shuts him down.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (cdwbr)

47 In addition to bank acct #, SSN, DOB, bra size for the chicks, penis length for men should be submitted as well. Providing Pictures get you extra privileges

Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (0PiQ4)

48 I really like what Beck did with Obama in Peepee.

What else can we do to shove it right back up the Left's ass?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:36 AM (cdwbr)

We can put the whole cabinet and congress in pee pee. A collectors set. A new one every week with a fill up at BP.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (3Y7RV)

49 Any fitness mavens out there?

I need to knowif my four year hiatus from working out didn't permanently atrophy my muscles. I started up again the other night, and it was embarrassingly pathetic. The kid at the gym told me I'd get my strength back.

I think he was just trying to make a middle-aged lady feel hopeful so I wouldn't stop coming to the gym and cut off the monthly fee.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (jm/9g)

50 It's pretty hilarious that the Left went so apeshit over GB's "Obama in Peepee" art that they forced eBay to take it down, thus proving GB's point.

Brain Death, thy name is Regressivism.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (4df7R)

51 Rule 1: Don't piss off the head ewok.
Rule 2: If you feel like pissing people off, see Rule 1.


Posted by: AllenG at November 28, 2012 11:33 AM (5DR1j)


You can piss him off. Just don't do it in certain ways. Posting violent threats, or Racist comments are two examples that won't be tolerated. You can disagree with him about opinions or policy, (Such as "natural born citizen" or the fact that Obama has not provided any certified proof to any election official regarding his birth certificate) but don't subject him or his blog to liability.

I actually respect him more for tolerating dissent. There are other places where differing opinions are NOT tolerated.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (bb5+k)

52
#33

Yeah, me too. It's driving the left bonkers. Well....more bonkers. Which in my universe, is a good thing.

Posted by: MSNBC at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (L7hol)

53
In all the years I've been a Moron, I've never been banned. What am I doing wrong?

It's racism, has to be.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:42 AM (TIIx5)

54 Even the Russians know we're headed down the wrong path.

Every once in a while I stroll over to the online version of Pravda and I feel like I'm reading a conservative newspaper, then wonder if I should self-test myself for drugs.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 28, 2012 11:42 AM (feFL6)

55 my mission in life is to be banned

Posted by: i am mad as hell - period at November 28, 2012 11:42 AM (cgxNI)

56 In addition to bank acct #, SSN, DOB, bra size for the chicks, penis length for men should be submitted as well. Providing Pictures get you extra privileges Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (0PiQ4)

I'd hardly call a shock collar an "extra privilege."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:42 AM (sbV1u)

57 It takes an awful lot to get banned from here. I sometimes think ace is too reluctant to use the banhammer.

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (YdQQY)

58 If I were to get banned here, I would prefer to go out in a blaze of glory, with my very nic banned for life so that no one could type my nic directly ever again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (ccXZP)

59 . The easiest way to determine this is to click the following link on the device you're unable to comment from

I'm unable to comment from my toaster. Trying your advice now...

Posted by: countrydoc at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (ScSWY)

60

other than peepee, I mean

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (cdwbr)

61 wtf?

Posted by: 1sttofight at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (7fohv)

62 How about members of the MSM in little peepee filled snow globes, a new one every week in happy meals.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (3Y7RV)

63 Romney to have lunch with TFG.

Isn't that fuckin' special.

Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (fWAjv)

64 Are we back into drug testing again?

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (YdQQY)

65 We can put the whole cabinet and congress in pee pee. A collectors set. A new one every week with a fill up at BP.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (3Y7RV)


Unions, too. I would pay good money for a jar full of piss and Trumka.

...Well, not GOOD money. Whatever pennies I could scrape out from under the seats of my car. But money's money, and it's still more than Trumka deserves.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (4df7R)

66 I would prefer to go out in a blaze of glory, with my very nic banned for life

ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (evdj2)

67
If I were to get banned here, I would prefer to go
out in a blaze of glory, with my very nic banned for life so that no one
could type my nic directly ever again.


Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (ccXZP)





I saw what you did there.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (TIIx5)

68 Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (bb5+k)
IANAL, but I'm pretty sure one of the updates to the Communications decency act provided legal cover for blog owners from their commentators causing liability issues.
I think it's more of a "not in my dining room" effect than anything. (Ace may be OK with a party in this house, just try not to stink up the joint to bad.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (YloHR)

69 dammit toby.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (TIIx5)

70 Romney to have lunch with TFG.



Isn't that fuckin' special.


What breed is being served?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (SY2Kh)

71 I actually respect him more for tolerating dissent. There are other places where differing opinions are NOT tolerated.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (bb5+k)

Bullshit. BANNED!

Posted by: Chuckles the Johnson at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (fWAjv)

72
something we can sell on ebay

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (cdwbr)

73 Gots to be quick for the hanging curveball

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (evdj2)

74 Did cat piss get banned?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:46 AM (UOM48)

75 What breed is being served? Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (SY2Kh)

Folks, don't order the schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

Posted by: John Winger at November 28, 2012 11:46 AM (sbV1u)

76
Gots to be quick for the hanging curveball

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:45 AM (evdj2)





No shit. Bastard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:46 AM (TIIx5)

77 If I were to get banned here, I would prefer to go

out in a blaze of glory, with my very nic banned for life so that no one

could type my nic directly ever again.




Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (ccXZP)






I saw what you did there.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (TIIx5)

Clearly there's an inside joke there?

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (YloHR)

78 74 Did cat piss get banned?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:46 AM (UOM4


I don't know but hopeless yesterday sure was cat pissesque.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (3Y7RV)

79 I know I'm just a moronette, but what is TFG?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (UOM48)

80 Providing Pictures get you extra privileges

Umm...ok...but I don't think that's a good idea for some of us. But if you want a picture of a hairy old fat guy, then all right, since its for a good cause and all.

Posted by: countrydoc at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (ScSWY)

81 Sean Bannion

Funny on the shock collar

Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (0PiQ4)

82 I think cat piss is using a new nic and has figured out how to change her hash.

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (YdQQY)

83 \I know I'm just a moronette, but what is TFG?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (UOM4


"That Fucking Guy," in reference to the Anointed One Boy King of Failure.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (4df7R)

84

why don't we make bumper stickers?

t shirts?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (cdwbr)

85 Did cat piss get banned?

Stop looking in my mouth already.

Posted by: Gift Horse at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (SY2Kh)

86 79 I know I'm just a moronette, but what is TFG?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:47 AM (UOM4

New reference for the prez. That FKN guy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (3Y7RV)

87 Clearly there's an inside joke there?

Try to post something that contains the name of the Chevy version of the GMC Jimmy.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (evdj2)

88 You can disagree with him about opinions or policy, (Such as "natural
born citizen" or the fact that Obama has not provided any certified
proof to any election official regarding his birth certificate) but
don't subject him or his blog to liability.


That's why I said "piss off" and not "disagree with."

I've only very rarely seen Ace pissed off. When he is, the BH3K swings mightily. And not always with the best accuracy.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (5DR1j)

89 hopeless couldn't have been cat piss....not enough broken English and constant mention of "lib/dem 'friends'"

In all seriousness, I hope she is okay from the storm.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (UOM48)

90 TFG is an ace invention for Obama. It is "That F...g Guy".

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (YdQQY)

91 That Fucking Guy.

Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (NIZHJ)

92

any ideas?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (cdwbr)

93 In all seriousness, I hope she is okay from the storm.

I am completely indifferent to her fate.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (evdj2)

94 New reference for the prez. That FKN guy.



I like.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (UOM48)

95 I've only very rarely seen Ace pissed off. When he is, the BH3K swings mightily. And not always with the best accuracy. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (5DR1j)

True.

Just ask dagny and mpfs

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (sbV1u)

96
I've only very rarely seen Ace pissed off. When he is, the BH3K swings mightily. And not always with the best accuracy.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (5DR1j)






He aims that thing at the archers on the flanks, mostly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (TIIx5)

97 Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2012 11:41 A


Yes, you muscles atrophied. No, its not permanent.


Take it slow coming back, but in 6 months or so, you should be back to your old condition.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (P47hr)

98 In all seriousness, I hope she is okay from the storm.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (UOM4

Yeah, me too. Cat piss was too stupid to be evil.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (3Y7RV)

99 why don't we make bumper stickers? t shirts?
Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (cdwbr)


Too generic, methinks. You'd want something that would really make a splash.


And yes, pun intended.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (4df7R)

100 I was attacked by a deer who stole my cigarettes.

But I got better.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (KXm42)

101 How about members of the MSM in little peepee filled snow globes, a new one every week in happy meals.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:43 AM (3Y7RV)


A notion I have pondered for the last couple of days is a Wall of Shame prominent someplace that shows a photograph of a Journalist, Names them, and then proceeds to list the time and date and manner of their Bias, all in an effort to de-ligitimize them and humiliate them. Katie Couric and Charlie Gibson come to mind as examples, but there are plenty cases of explicit and intolerable propagandizing/bias available by so called "journalists".
We need to call them out and spread the word that they are lying hacks and non of our party should consent to being interviewed or questioned by them.




Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (bb5+k)

102 ust ask dagny and mpfs

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (sbV1u)

I don't think dagny was banned.

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (YdQQY)

103 Oh, also, bribes will help get your commenting privileges restored.

I should've mentioned that.

Posted by: Andy at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (C/NnJ)

104 I've only very rarely seen Ace pissed off. When he is, the BH3K swings mightily. And not always with the best accuracy.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (5DR1j)


ie - the time he shut down the entire fucking comments for like 3 days

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (da5Wo)

105

I assume the many iterations of GERG are gone? Then again, they were just annoying but not necessarily evil. Unless I missed something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (vCK/R)

106 Any fitness mavens out there?

I need to knowif my four year hiatus from working out didn't permanently atrophy my muscles. I started up again the other night, and it was embarrassingly pathetic. The kid at the gym told me I'd get my strength back.

I think he was just trying to make a middle-aged lady feel hopeful so I wouldn't stop coming to the gym and cut off the monthly fee.
Posted by: kallisto

Morning all,

Kallisto, I am not a fitness maven, but I am in the same boat as you. Medical stuff has kept me from working out the way I would like to, and it is very frustrating. Various physical therapists have said to go slow, take your time, and do incremental increases in intensity and duration, otherwise, you will hurt something and have to start over at the beginning, a few weeks (or months) later. Considering I played soccer, basketball, field hockey and gymnastics when I was young, it has been a very bitter pill. Hubby particularly misses the gymnastics.

Posted by: moki at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (wi/sM)

107 I was accidentally banned once. The day of the troll breaking the blog.

Remember back when formatting worked?

rdbrewer and ace were pretty good getting me un-banned fairly quickly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:51 AM (UOM48)

108 All Trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:51 AM (evdj2)

109 Just ask dagny and mpfs

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (sbV1u)


Ace didn't ban mpfs

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:51 AM (da5Wo)

110
Oh, also, bribes will help get your commenting privileges restored.



I should've mentioned that.

Posted by: Andy at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (C/NnJ)






The bribes might help but it's tough to find an internet company that offers gift certificates for Ewok kibble.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (TIIx5)

111 68 Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (bb5+k) IANAL, but I'm pretty sure one of the updates to the Communications decency act provided legal cover for blog owners from their commentators causing liability issues. I think it's more of a "not in my dining room" effect than anything. (Ace may be OK with a party in this house, just try not to stink up the joint to bad.)

And poop in the toilet. Not the sink!

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (GFM2b)

112 @ 58 - GnuBreed, if you'll recall, there was an individual Whose Nic Shall Not Be named. It was indeed a "blaze" of glory.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (pwF2E)

113 Ace threatened me with bannage on my very first one-word post.

Posted by: dick cheese at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (evdj2)

114 Just ask dagny and mpfs

Dagny didn't get banned. She self-banned.

Not sure about mpfs.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (5DR1j)

115 I don't think dagny was banned. Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (YdQQY)

She wasn't. But from my view she was unjustly taken to task. Thus, lending credence AllenG's observation that Ace occasionally overdoses on BannItAll..

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (sbV1u)

116 The bribes might help but it's tough to find an internet company that offers gift certificates for Ewok kibble.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (TIIx5)

That's marketing BS. It's really Chex Mix.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (3Y7RV)

117 And poop in the toilet. Not the sink!
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (GFM2b)


And for heaven's sake, don't bleed on the carpet. That's why God invented linoleum!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (4df7R)

118 I'm unable to comment from my toaster. Trying your advice now...



Should've bought the bluetooth model. Everything is better with bluetooth.

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (dVJLS)

119 Try to post something that contains the name of the Chevy version of the GMC Jimmy.



Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (evdj2)

That would require me to know jack shit about Chevy. And since they're the butthole of the car industry (to Obama's giant money wielding cock) I choose not to.(Oh wait, I see, got it Blaze..... WTF happened there)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (YloHR)

120 Not sure about mpfs. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (5DR1j)

mpfs got a temp ban for responding to an attack in kind.

She was so pissed about it she never came back

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (sbV1u)

121 I was going to order Greg Gutfeld's "The Joy of Hate" from Amazon here, and they're sold out.

Christmas gift for our son, and was thinking of sending copies anonymously to the lib in-laws.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (UOM48)

122 Mary Cloggenstein of the Brattleboro Cloggensteins has alot of untapped comedy potential but whoever is socking her is mailing it in quite frankly.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (KXm42)

123
The bribes might help but it's tough to find an internet company that offers gift certificates for Ewok kibble.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (TIIx5)



That's marketing BS. It's really Chex Mix.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:53 AM (3Y7RV)






Fucking George Lucas will license ANYTHING, won't he?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (TIIx5)

124 Wasn't dagny a toponym for that hot Vietnamese expat formerly resident in the 69380 postal code of eastern France?

Posted by: Thorvald at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (1V6Pv)

125 Not sure about mpfs.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:52 AM (5DR1j)

Ace never banned mpfs. One of the cobs gave her a temp ban resulting from the "Treacher Incident". An unfair banning in most people's opinion.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (da5Wo)

126 Or maybe you did recall that.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (pwF2E)

127 .... WTF happened there

Internet Immortality.

Posted by: dick cheese at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (evdj2)

128 I'm not banned, I just play banned on AoSHQ.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (jvd3N)

Posted by: dick cheese at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (evdj2)

130 Trail.....

Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (NIZHJ)

131

we have the attention of the entire dextrosphere at our disposal --- let's use it.

you know, activism

Remember back in 06 when people were mailing bricks to Congress whores? they got the message.

We need to do more stuff like that. Here's an idea:
We send them Monoploy money with the message: This Isn't A Game, So Stop Playing Around.

Orwe can sit here on our thumbs and react and bitch and moan and debate the Flat Tax vs Fair Tax for shits and giggles.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (cdwbr)

132 racist comments do not get you banned here. Ive read too many. They are usually pretty funny so maybe they are exempted.

Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (0PiQ4)

133 in the barrel

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (YdQQY)

134 Okay, BCochran, you know the drill. *nodding to barrel*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (4df7R)

135 Barrel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (TIIx5)

136 I'm confused, which is usually the norm for me.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (9U1OG)

137 but what is TFG?

Tetrafluoride glutamate. Its used in nondairy dessert toppings to make them fluffier.

Posted by: countrydoc at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (ScSWY)

138 Beck's "Piss Obama" was going for $11,300 on E-Bay until they pulled it....because "fake piss".....

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (UOM48)

139 I've only very rarely seen Ace pissed off. When he is, the BH3K swings mightily. And not always with the best accuracy.


Posted by: AllenG at November 28, 2012 11:48 AM (5DR1j)


Might have a different view as to what constitutes "pissed off" but from my perspective, I've pissed him off plenty of times.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (bb5+k)

140 BC in the barrel?

Can I use the shotgun today?!? Please?!?!?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (sbV1u)

141 Use of racially derogatory terms will get you banned faster than any other thing here.

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (YdQQY)

142 *hangs head*



Please no, I know what happens in there. Please, God, NO.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (da5Wo)

143 was thinking of sending copies anonymously to the lib in-laws.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (UOM4


You mean you haven't murdered them yet? Good gracious, you have far more patience than I ever could, Jane!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (4df7R)

144 Hello? Is anyone home?

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (LRFds)

145 131 Or we can sit here on our thumbs and react and bitch and moan and debate the Flat Tax vs Fair Tax for shits and giggles.

I'll take giggles and two points.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (GFM2b)

146 Oh, also, bribes will help get your commenting privileges restored.

I did my part yesterday, ordering stuff through Aces Amazon link. Still have a couple hundred more to spend in the next week or so. Maybe more, if I order my own present.

I'm thinking Slingbox so my son can have access to my FIOS television channels. His 'dish' prices went through the roof and he cancelled. I'm hoping he's on his way to becoming more conservative.



Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (feFL6)

147
Might have a different view as to what constitutes "pissed off" but from my perspective, I've pissed him off plenty of times.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (bb5+k)

I have to add that I have that effect on a lot of people.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (bb5+k)

148 >>>I don't think dagny was banned.

As far as I know her exile is voluntary.

>>>Remember back when formatting worked?

Oh those were the good ole days back in year '11, I was a young man at the time, fire in my eyes, hope in my heart, the formatting buttons worked, we had super and subscript, and different font sizes, and different fonts! Oh the dark days came as just a harbinger of the darker days to come.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (0q2P7)

149 Ah yes, the Treacher Incident. The first time I've ever become a target on AoSHQ.

Tell me, is he still an asshole?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (sbV1u)

150 I just got this book from Amazon called The Call of Cthulhu. I think it's about a big octopus or some kind of squid. Also got a brand new Buck Folding Hunter for $30.

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (8sCoq)

151 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (da5Wo)


1 internetz fine, and a turn in the barrel.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (5DR1j)

152 Posted by: DC in Towson at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (P47hr)
__
Thanks for the feedback. Six months is just in time for swimsuit season, so I guess that's a good thing.

Posted by: moki at November 28, 2012 11:50 AM (wi/sM)
___
I was pretty active too, until I met a guy who is a good cook. So instead of going to the gym, I ended up sitting home and waiting to see what great meal he had prepared. He's still skinny.

Maybe you can do yoga for flexibility?

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (jm/9g)

153 Please no, I know what happens in there. Please, God, NO.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (da5Wo)


Actions have consequences, sir. *points at barrel* *arches eyebrow* Don't make me summon AtC.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (4df7R)

154 You mean you haven't murdered them yet? Good gracious, you have far more patience than I ever could, Jane!



This could be the year. Christmas Day at the life coach's house, surrounded by smug Obamabots. Gah.


There's a reason I don't conceal carry over the holidays.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (UOM48)

155 What happened to link posting etc?

Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (NIZHJ)

156 For those who are newish, we used to have a funny commenter with the handle b-l-a-z-e-r who apparently had a drinking problem. Shocker that eh? Anyway, he got so personally ranty with the other commenters, and they really nasty with Ace when he tried to be the fixer, that he ended up getting the ultimate bannage. Not even his name can be entered here.

Blaz*r II: The Enshunnening

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (evdj2)

157 "Piss Moochelle".

Now THAT would have been edgy and bold!

Posted by: Justin Case at November 28, 2012 11:58 AM (AzwZn)

158 The Piano from Casablanca is being auctioned off at southerby's (SP?). Wish I had an extra million.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (3Y7RV)

159 Tell me, is he still an asshole?


Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (sbV1u)


I'm sure he is. Right after posting an apology here, he put a post at his place defending his actions and actually being more aggressive.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (da5Wo)

160 Please no, I know what happens in there. Please, God, NO. Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:56 AM (da5Wo)

Yes. It's your turn for the "Happy Birthday"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (sbV1u)

161
True.

Just ask dagny and mpfs

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:49 AM (sbV1u)

The only one I remember getting banned is Swamp Yankee. (I think it was for suggesting/threatening violence.) I don't hang out here all that often, so a lot of the moron interactions occur without my notice.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (bb5+k)

162 >>>Might have a different view as to what constitutes "pissed off" but from my perspective, I've pissed him off plenty of times.

Ways a non troll can get banned.

1. Use racial slurs.
2. Tell the Ewok he needs to run his blog a different way.
3. When the Ewok tells you to amend your behavior, say F U I'm going to do whatever the hell I want.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (0q2P7)

163 Might have a different view as to what constitutes "pissed off" but from my perspective, I've pissed him off plenty of times.

I've never seen him respond to you in a way I'd call "pissed off." Definately "exasperated and at the end of his patience" but never quite to "pissed off."

And I'm pretty sure you'd know the difference.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (5DR1j)

164

As I expected, shits n giggles wins the day.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (cdwbr)

165 The hard left is taking the bait on Rice.

Chris Matthews is pushing John Kerry for SecState now.

With a special election to fill Kerry's Senate seat, Brown get another chance, and the Dems are left scrambling to find something that even looks like a candidate.

I'm totally behind John Kerry for SecState.

T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. 100%. All in.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (00KTq)

166 Oh those were the good ole days back in year '11, I was a young man at the time, fire in my eyes, hope in my heart, the formatting buttons worked, we had super and subscript, and different font sizes, and different fonts! Oh the dark days came as just a harbinger of the darker days to come.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (0q2P7)


*sitting at your feet, stars in eyes* Tell us more, oh mighty shrugging moose. What of this mythical thing called... hyperlinks?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:00 PM (4df7R)

167 149 Ah yes, the Treacher Incident. The first time I've ever become a target on AoSHQ.

Tell me, is he still an asshole?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (sbV1u)

I never liked that FKR and I can't explain why.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:00 PM (3Y7RV)

168 Okay....
good to hear it...

yeah Susan(not 1/2 the Rice Condi is) Rice did such a bang up job the other day Chris Tingle is tepid on her nomination....

If you've lost Chris Tingle you've lost something....not sure what but "something."

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:00 PM (LRFds)

169 I thought I was pre-banned until I found the 'Upgrade to Fur Cowl Membership!' link in the upper left:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cbfnkxc

Posted by: Thorvald at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (1V6Pv)

170 Jim is still Jim so far as I know, and he refused to respond to me when I checked on him.


Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (LRFds)

171 Powerball $500 mil.

It's mine, bitches!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (UOM48)

172 160 Yes. It's your turn for the "Happy Birthday"


Is that anything like the "Nevada Nasty"?

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (GFM2b)

173 Jane D'oh: "Life coach?" OMG. It gets worse and worse.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (4df7R)

174 It's about time for one of the evergreen slownewsday threads. Lurkers Unlurk! or ShowUsYourSocks.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (evdj2)

175 I need to know if my four year hiatus from working out didn't permanently
atrophy my muscles. I started up again the other night, and it was
embarrassingly pathetic. The kid at the gym told me I'd get my strength
back.


It will come back quicker than you think. One thing you can do to speed up the process is to really target flexibility with a series of mobility exercises you can incorporate into your warmup. These are pretty standard movements like, putting the ankles behind the ears or bending over with face and chest on the ground while on your knees with glutes pointed skyward. Get a good arch in your back. Always do these while wearing yoga pants.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (+lsX1)

176 Do you guys remember that show Hunger Wars?

Posted by: I love the '10's at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (KXm42)

177 With a special election to fill Kerry's Senate seat, Brown get another
chance, and the Dems are left scrambling to find something that even
looks like a candidate.


Surely there must be a bunch of horse farms in Massachusetts?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (QGyiB)

178 @AllenG,

I managed to get the head Ewok to post a string of insults at me once. I forgot what I was arguing with him about, but clearly he did not like it .

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (YloHR)

179 racist comments do not get you banned here. Ive read too many. They are usually pretty funny so maybe they are exempted.

Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:55 AM (0PiQ4)

Joking around perhaps, or unnoticed perhaps, but it is my understanding that flagrant racial comments will get you banned.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 12:02 PM (bb5+k)

180 >> @ 58 - GnuBreed, if you'll recall, there was an individual Whose Nic Shall Not Be named. It was indeed a "blaze" of glory.

EricW, yeah I knew what I was snarkily referencing. And I might add, picked up on very quickly by the Horde.

As to the barrel, I think electroshocks should be added to the menu of 'treatments'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (ccXZP)

181 @148: OK, I've often wondered why the hell all these non-functional formatting buttons were in the comments box.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (wtvvX)

182 Jane D'oh: "Life coach?" OMG. It gets worse and worse.

Seriously. How the F do *I* get paid to tell other people how to run their lives? I want in on that scam.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (5DR1j)

183 Please no, I know what happens in there. Please, God, NO.

Don't worry, Moron Nation will keep a good eye on your wife while you're in there.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (B/VB5)

184 Is that anything like the "Nevada Nasty"?
Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (GFM2b)


I don't know, but I think it's related to the Fifth Avenue Cheese Grater. *shudder* That's just... unholy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (4df7R)

185
I really like what Beck did with Obama in Peepee.

What else can we do to shove it right back up the Left's ass?






Oh, we're a creative lot. I'm sure we can come up with something.





Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (DoZD+)

186 Treacher has his own site, grid coords please

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (g2ldK)

187 The only races we accept slurs against around here are friggin Romulans.



Can't trust 'em. Best to be rid of 'em.



And freakin' Changelings.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, Captain of the USS Let It Burn at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (FVUmk)

188
1 internetz fine, and a turn in the barrel.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 11:57 AM (5DR1j)


Ummmm....what if I provided leaked pics of the blonde from Glee?


NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/bpwsyza

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (da5Wo)

189 3. When the Ewok tells you to amend your behavior, say F U I'm going to do whatever the hell I want.

Really, this is the quickest route to intentional bannage out there.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:04 PM (evdj2)

190 173
Jane D'oh: "Life coach?" OMG. It gets worse and worse.




You have no idea. On last night's ONT I told everyone how she e-mailed the tribe that she hired a medium and held a seance with dead f-i-l. He gave her some business advice, she says.


My husband is speechless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2012 12:04 PM (UOM48)

191 Happy morning, M-and-M's.

Today is the 333rd day of the year, with 33 days to go....and 22 days until we see if the Mayans were right.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 28, 2012 12:04 PM (cVfX0)

192 I need to know if my four year hiatus from working out didn't permanently atrophy my muscles. I started up again the other night, and it was embarrassingly pathetic. The kid at the gym told me I'd get my strength back.

He/She is correct. You will. It's going to hurt (deep muscle soreness). The only permanent atrophy would be that brought on by increasing age.

Have to push through the pain and soreness, is all.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 28, 2012 12:04 PM (nKQYl)

193 Is that anything like the "Nevada Nasty"?Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 12:01 PM (GFM2b)

Just in case anyone was wondering where it came from...

http://tinyurl.com/6r64qs

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:04 PM (sbV1u)

194 As to the barrel, I think electroshocks should be added to the menu of 'treatments'.

Do that and you'll start getting volunteers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (4WhSY)

195 With a special election to fill Kerry's Senate seat, Brown get another
chance, and the Dems are left scrambling to find something that even
looks like a candidate.

I'm totally behind John Kerry for SecState.

T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. 100%. All in.


Given all the possible outcomes, Kerry as SecState wouldn't be the worst possible of them, TBH.
Granted I don't really want a guy who burned his war medals out there pitching for our country (just think of the appeasement!) But TFG could do worse by a long shot.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (YloHR)

196 I managed to get the head Ewok to post a string of insults at me once.

I'm pretty sure that's just the Moron Way. That has little to do with being pissed off. Call it the cut and thrust of debate.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (5DR1j)

197 >>>What of this mythical thing called... hyperlinks?

Oh at that time you could embed them into your text. Just like you were a big time blogger. One click in the style window and go. There was a catch though, you had to reduce the link before linking it otherwise robopixy would kick it back.

Yes sir. Thems was the lace wigs and laptop batteries days. Apparently the only bots that could get through the link screening. Toward the end though...somthing happened....the bots got smart, started commenting on the posts, complimenting the blogger. Ace started to like them more than he liked us. It was a good thing if you ask me the loss of hyperlinks drove them away.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (0q2P7)

198
I can't connect to WhatIsMyIP.com:

Error establishing a database connection

Does that mean I have no IP? Is that why my comments only appear in my mind?

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (tOkJB)

199 Flexibilty hurts. Me no likey.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (KXm42)

200 It worked.

Posted by: Lace Wigs at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (NIZHJ)

201 Okay, morons. Stop drinking so heavily and constantly fapping.

That will be $500. You're welcome.

See? Easy-peasy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:05 PM (UOM48)

202
Oh, we're a creative lot. I'm sure we can come up with something Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (DoZD+)

We should put that painting on billboards all around the country, with the caption "TRUTH". That ought to scare the hell out of people.

Posted by: the lone lemon at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (xXhWA)

203 I've never seen him respond to you in a way I'd call
"pissed off." Definately "exasperated and at the end of his patience"
but never quite to "pissed off."

And I'm pretty sure you'd know the difference.


Posted by: AllenG t at November 28, 2012 11:59 AM (5DR1j)

Either way, he's still a good sport about it.



Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (bb5+k)

204 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:03 PM (da5Wo)


By the power vested in me by the Supreme Court of Alextopia, I now pronounce you pardoned.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (sbV1u)

205 The funniest near-bannings were from the original OT Crossbow vs Longbow debate when Ace got annoyed with it and threatened to ban the next person who took part.

He later came around.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (SY2Kh)

206 I got to admit Glenn Beck had me laughing out loud at the Obama Pee Pee art.

ebay are a bunch of wankers for shutting him down.


Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (iYbLN)

207 Romney to have lunch with TFG.

-----------------------------------------

It's just an intelligence briefing on Benghazi.

Romney's going to tell Obama everything Patraeus leaked to him during the campaign.

Posted by: Justin Case at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (AzwZn)

208 A real Indian needs a few back door republican bucks to make a run for the dim nomination if Kerry goes to SoS.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (g2ldK)

209 You have no idea. On last night's ONT I told everyone how she e-mailed the tribe that she hired a medium and held a seance with dead f-i-l. He gave her some business advice, she says.

O.
M.
G.

When I picture this in-law, I see Emma Thompson's character from "Harry Potter," but with less charm and more bug-eyed crazy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (4df7R)

210 Ummmm....what if I provided leaked pics of the blonde from Glee?

How about the brunette from Community?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (QGyiB)

211

>>> Oh, we're a creative lot. I'm sure we can
come up with something.


Evidently not.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (cdwbr)

212 Ummmm....what if I provided leaked pics of the blonde from Glee?


NSFW


Sorry. I'm at work.


Also, while we're looking for ways to improve the barrel, I submit no one any longer gets a turn *in* the barrel. From now on, the only person in the barrel will be Helen Thomas, and it will be your turn *at* the barrel.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (5DR1j)

213 BTW, still enjoying the IgnoreUsers@AoSHQ plugin for firefox.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (evdj2)

214 someone please clue me in about the Beck thing in urine?

Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (hX8cq)

215 By the power vested in me by the Supreme Court of Alextopia, I now pronounce you pardoned.


Posted by: Sean Bannion

Wait a minute Bannion. Her majesty didn't tell me about your new position. I need confirmation.

Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (iYbLN)

216 How about the brunette from Community?


Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (QGyiB)



I am unaware of this person or show.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (da5Wo)

217

We could easily "make" news if we put our noodles into it.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:08 PM (cdwbr)

218 Romney to have lunch with TFG.

Maybe he will be offered the Sec State job?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:08 PM (3Y7RV)

219 @AllenG,

Yeah, but I think I was (unintentionally) pushing his buttons. It went back and forth for a while before he finally snapped at me. I decided just to leave the thread at that point before BH3K came out. (Actually I don't think he would have done that, maybe?)

Oh right we were arguing over Abortion. That's right, I told him as a Pro-Choicer any insight he tried to provide into a pro-lifer's mind was relatively useless.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:08 PM (YloHR)

220 Beck is artistic. He should do a painting of TFG eating a dog, with Mooch unhinging her jaw and swallowing a hindquarter.

Hell, I'd bid on it for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:08 PM (UOM48)

221 By the power vested in me by the Supreme Court of Alextopia, I now pronounce you pardoned.


Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:06 PM (sbV1u)



That's the thing I love about the Horde. Nudity always works.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (da5Wo)

222 Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (iYbLN)


YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!

Were your ears burning?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (sbV1u)

223 >>Wall of Shame prominent someplace that shows a photograph of a
Journalist, Names them, and then proceeds to list the time and date and
manner of their Bias

You're gonna need a bigger wall.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (epxV4)

224 Just Google it. Glen Beck Piss Obama.

Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (NIZHJ)

225 If Romney accepts the Secretary of Business position, I will just shit with rage.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (evdj2)

226
I really like what Beck did with Obama in Peepee.

What else can we do to shove it right back up the Left's ass?







We can create our own Obama art and give it a prominent place of honor in our homes, bringing everyone's attention to it. Perhaps attempting to enter it into a local art contest/show or craft show. No way will it be allowed to be on public display, but you can bet it'll get first page in the local paper. Misquoted, of course, but people will notice, whether they want to or not.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (DoZD+)

227 I finally peek back in at Rasmussen and see O'Jugears is now at 54% approval amongst LVs.....

dunno whether to rage at Ras or LVs.


Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (LRFds)

228 That's the thing I love about the Horde. Nudity always works. Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (da5Wo)

Well, shyeah!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (sbV1u)

229 test post test post

Posted by: Reno_Dave at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (OL4L4)

230 214
someone please clue me in about the Beck thing in urine?



Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:07 PM (hX8cq



It's at The Blaze. Video of Beck dunking Jugears head-first into "urine." Comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (UOM48)

231 Okay, morons. Stop drinking so heavily and constantly fapping.

That will be $500. You're welcome.


You're going to have to pay me a lot more than that to stop drinking and fapping heavily.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (SY2Kh)

232 Since this is an open thread, my initial reaction to this headline over at Drudge... 98% of black women age 18-29 voted for O... ...was, "Guess they didn't abort enough of themselves to reach 100% saturation yet. Planned Parenthood should get right on that." I should denounce myself, but I don't care.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit,

And 85% of them are single mothers - some with multiple baby daddies. Their boys are growing up with no father figure and a stressed out, government dependent mother. Wow. Where is Sharpton, Jackson, et. al. ?

Posted by: Cheri at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (G+Wff)

233 is... is this the afterlife? AoSHQ lifestyle and occaisonal lespr0n?

Posted by: Richard Pryor at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (A6JXc)

234 *wondering if toby has banned/ignored me from his threads*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (da5Wo)

235 Romney to have lunch with TFG.
-----
See what $ 752 million gets you? That makes the chance for a $3 donation seem like a good deal. Like a lottery ticket.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 28, 2012 12:11 PM (eEfYn)

236 alright business insider has the clip of explanation by beck.

Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (hX8cq)

237 what?

Listening to TFG.

Like I give a shit whether the rest of the word thinks we are "adults".

Which part of the world is that we care about: The part that is suffering under riots and fiscal collapse or the part that is suffering under riots and murderous regimes?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (piMMO)

238 *wondering if toby has banned/ignored me from his threads*

Dude. No.Way.

So far just JR, raykon, and that various flavors of nativist.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (evdj2)

239 How the F do *I* get paid to tell other people how to run their lives? I want in on that scam.

Well, first you have to find a husband...

Posted by: countrydoc at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (ScSWY)

240 Loved the Obama in Pee Pee by Beck. Very Alinsky. Need moar. Endless moar. For TGF, the 'rats/left and MFM.

Posted by: eureka! at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (UL+ny)

241


I think Rush reads my comments.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (cdwbr)

242 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 11:54 AM (da5Wo)

I believe that she was asked to go into the "time-out" corner for a day.

No banning.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (GsoHv)

243 Who was that idiotic woman on MSNBC the other day that said "Whites only care about abortion so they can keep minorities down?"



I wanted to scream and hurl my computer through a wall, knowing all that we do about Sanger and Planned Parenthood, and Kermit fucking Gosnell.




Lord help me, but I walk a delicate line bordering hatred for these Leftists sometimes.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, Captain of the USS Let It Burn at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (FVUmk)

244 And 85% of them are single mothers - some with multiple baby daddies. Their boys are growing up with no father figure and a stressed out, government dependent mother. Wow. Where is Sharpton, Jackson, et. al. ?
Posted by: Cheri at November 28, 2012 12:10 PM (G+Wff)

In one of Ann Coulters books she quotes a staggering statistic. If the children of single mothers were all removed from the prison system. The demographic of those that were left would mirror that of the country.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (3Y7RV)

245 Well, first you have to find a husband...

That would be... awkward. I don't think my wife would approve.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (5DR1j)

246
>>>someone please clue me in about the Beck thing in urine?

Some eediot arteest decided to do a fawning Obama art where Obama wears a crown of thorns an is depicted in a pose reminiscent of crucifixion. Some controversy arose. Beck decided to get on his 1st amendment soapbox and come out in support of the artist by creating a new piece of art. An Obama doll (depicted as the savior) dunked in a jar of "pee pee". He completed the piece on his show. The ultimate tag was that rights are good, but you need to be consistent.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (0q2P7)

247 Stop drinking so heavily and constantly fapping.

Fuck that noise....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (nKQYl)

248
I think Rush reads my comments.





Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (cdwbr)



Of course he does. *pats head*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:14 PM (UOM48)

249 Heh. Speaking of dead things, how about Rex Ryan's tenure as the Jets' head coach?

Link at Drudge: Jets tickets selling for a low as $18

*snicker*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:14 PM (4df7R)

250 Dude. No.Way.



So far just JR, raykon, and that various flavors of nativist.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (evdj2)


Lol. Didn't think so, was just messin with ya.

JR?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:14 PM (da5Wo)

251
I told him as a Pro-Choicer any insight he tried to provide into a pro-lifer's mind was relatively useless.






As a pro-lifer, I disagree with you. Just as I think I can understand the mind of (at least some) pro-choice arguments. Not to start an argument of anything.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 28, 2012 12:14 PM (DoZD+)

252 I know at least some of his staffers do. He has quoted us so many times. Word for word. It was shocking the first few times I heard it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (3Y7RV)

253
Maybe he will be offered the Sec State job?


Not likely. Obama will try to stick him with the bill though.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (00KTq)

254 Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:12 PM (evdj2)

So. What exactly does one have to do to get on Toby's shit-list?

Call him/her a miserable egg-sucking, sheep-stealing, one-eyed son of a stuffed monkey?

[extra credit for anyone who knows who said that]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (GsoHv)

255 JR?

Jiminy Ray or whatever. The know-it-all.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (evdj2)

256 Fucking JEF is heading to Pa. to visit a small business to "Make sure they are shipping their Christmas orders on time." Maybe he can come here and lick the carbunkles off a truck drivers ass.

Posted by: owlpellets at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (dmEoV)

257 Jane i'm listening to the clip now.


uhm, yes freedom of expression (for others not for us)

ooh nice.
we certainly got speech rights with akoula (video guy
and joe the plumber unwittingly)


ooh nice, He is hysterical. funnay.

Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (hX8cq)

258 Where's sifty? He cracks me up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (UOM48)

259 What exactly does one have to do to get on Toby's shit-list?

Be boring, so you're safe, CBD.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (evdj2)

260

I love Rush but...too much monologue and his callers are awful in general.

Howie Carr now reads texts as he does his show. It makes you feel like you're part of the show and the texts raise good points that Howie doesnt think of.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (cdwbr)

261 John Sever.

Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (NIZHJ)

262 Good news, gang -- Jets tickets are now selling for as low as $18.

Just think, for $18 you get to see a professional football team play......against the Jets.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (ccXZP)

263 Wo0t. Not banned!

Posted by: Brickmuppet at November 28, 2012 12:17 PM (vp6an)

264 In one of Ann Coulters books she quotes a staggering statistic. If the children of single mothers were all removed from the prison system. The demographic of those that were left would mirror that of the country.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (3Y7RV)


*pop*

Posted by: lIbErAL hEad at November 28, 2012 12:17 PM (nKQYl)

265 256
Fucking JEF is heading to Pa. to visit a small business to "Make sure
they are shipping their Christmas orders on time." Maybe he can come
here and lick the carbunkles off a truck drivers ass.




I so wish he'd come down here and visit my husband's business and "offer advice." Barely controlled rage and hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:17 PM (UOM48)

266 Yeah, I have heard Rush saythings that are either direct quotes or paraphrases of things posted here. Maybe one of us will get lucky andreceive a Rush Limbaugh ipad or iphone.

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 28, 2012 12:18 PM (boNGU)

267 Be boring, so you're safe, CBD.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (evdj2)Oh...gosh!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2012 12:18 PM (GsoHv)

268 We buried a County Sheriff killed in the line of duty here yesterday. The procession was huge. A couple of hundred police cruisers from all over the state and other states, even from NY, which I found a bit baffling.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:18 PM (evdj2)

269 Why in the hell does anyone ever get excited about the Jets?

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Cub Fan at November 28, 2012 12:18 PM (nKQYl)

270
A year ago if you said Glenn Beck would disrespect the potus, I woulda said youre crazy.



Glenn Beck doesn't care anymore and you can tell if you've listened closely for the past 3 weeks.



----

We clearly have a legal obligation to pay taxes and otherwise acknowledge the authority of the Administration but I don't think that we have any moral obligation to do so. Between Republican poll watchers being thrown out, clear vote fraud, ignoring the constitution, and other undemocratic procedures that might euphemistically referred to as irregularities, we are living in a banana republic. When Obama was immaculated in 2009, a huge percentage of the population supported him in the sense that they were willing to give him a chance. That's over now. He has infuriated half of the country and we are in the Twilight Zone now.

If it's not too racist to say so, I have been contemplating the final scene in the original Planet of the Apes in which Charleston Heston is gazing up at the ruined Statue of Liberty and seeing certain similarities with contemporary events.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 28, 2012 12:19 PM (XUKZU)

271 Has Rush ever slipped up and called Barry a SCOAMF? I know someone here said Neal Boortz called him a SCOAMF once.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:19 PM (UOM48)

272 Just think, for $18 you get to see a professional football team play......against the Jets.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 12:16 PM (ccXZP)


ZING!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:19 PM (4df7R)

273 Sooth, his callers used to be pretty good. Now they're all a bunch of suck ups.

I don't even like Open Line Fridays anymore.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 28, 2012 12:19 PM (pwF2E)

274 Yeah, I have heard Rush saythings that are either direct quotes or paraphrases of things posted here. Maybe one of us will get lucky andreceive a Rush Limbaugh ipad or iphone.
Posted by: DaveinNC at November 28, 2012 12:18 PM (boNGU)

Nah, that's just for sycophants that will sit on the phone and wait for three hours.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:19 PM (3Y7RV)

275
Banned? Moi?

Posted by: Pierre at November 28, 2012 12:20 PM (52h7T)

276 How about the brunette from Community?

Alison Brie? Excellent choice.

Posted by: Alex at November 28, 2012 12:20 PM (3x3F6)

277 >>>Jiminy Ray or whatever. The know-it-all.

Yeah dude was more arrogant and condescending than even me. That takes a lot of effort and dick quotient. Problem was he really wasn't all that smart combining condescension and stupidity while diminishing neither.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:20 PM (0q2P7)

278 In one of Ann Coulters books she quotes a staggering statistic. If
the children of single mothers were all removed from the prison system.
The demographic of those that were left would mirror that of the
country.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (3Y7RV)

I am quite certain that this is rqcist, sexist, classist, war on womeny or otherwise worthy of suppression.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (XUKZU)

279 YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!

Were your ears burning?


Posted by: Sean Bannion

You rang?

I've been BUSY!

Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (iYbLN)

280 We clearly have a legal obligation to pay taxes and otherwise acknowledge the authority of the Administration but I don't think that we have any moral obligation to do so.

I used to argue with my Grandmother, who worked for the state IRS, that tax evasion was not a sin, which she believed, but rather that it was a temporal offense.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (evdj2)

281

I too see a scene from Planet of the Apes.

The scene with Taylor screaming, "It's a MADHOUSE!"

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (cdwbr)

282 and MWR at #249 beat me to the punch on the Jets.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (ccXZP)

283
SCOAMF: "So how are things moving along here?"

Business owner: "Everything was fine until your SS posse showed up and locked everything down. Nothing moves now. Got anymore dumb ass questions?"

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (00KTq)

284 Wall of Shame prominent someplace that shows a photograph of a

Journalist, Names them, and then proceeds to list the time and date and

manner of their Bias

You're gonna need a bigger wall.


Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at November 28, 2012 12:09 PM (epxV4)


Maybe an online wall? Just floating an idea here. The point is, to publicly and overtly accuse them of being a Partisan Democrat misusing their position of trust, and therefore de-legitimize them as not worthy of trust.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (bb5+k)

285 Ohhhh, certified letter from the IRS today ... This should be fun.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (g2ldK)

286 I have a dynamic IP. Feels good man

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (LmkYu)

287 jimi ray was bragging on the ONT that he's apparently so good-looking, that the lead singer in his "band" (he says he's the greatest guitarist ever) was jealous.

Guy has no shortage of self-esteem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (UOM48)

288 Analogy of the day on the budget negotiations of Obama and the Repubs.

Rush: This is J.R. Ewing negotiating with Gilligan.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (tQHzJ)

289 Mike, yep, offensive perhaps,
a right of expression , yes

the hypocrisy shown by the left , to threaten and stop what THEY find offensive.

heh, my own special countrytime (urine or beer)

nice presentation.
they will still not undersand because they'll take a 30 second clip of the dunking nothing more.

Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (hX8cq)

290 I used to argue with my Grandmother, who worked for the state IRS, that
tax evasion was not a sin, which she believed, but rather that it was a
temporal offense.


"Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's"

We're also directly instructed to respect and obey the earthly authorities.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (5DR1j)

291 I think Rush reads my comments.









Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (cdwbr)


Of course he does. *pats head*

---

And Christina Hendricks masturbates while thing of you.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (XUKZU)

292 >>>Ohhhh, certified letter from the IRS today ... This should be fun.

Nothing says good times like a letter from the IRS

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (0q2P7)

293 I think if you turn off your thingy for a few hours you get a new isp.

Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (NIZHJ)

294 Dang I thought that screenshot was telling me I was banned. I was like "WTF?!" until I saw that IP addr wasn't mine, then I was like "whew". Totally.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (9eDbm)

295 and MWR at #249 beat me to the punch on the Jets.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (ccXZP)


It's worthy of repetition. Preferably in a loud voice, through a megaphone, at the Meadowlands. Accompanied by uproarious laughter.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (4df7R)

296

>>> I don't even like Open Line Fridays
anymore.

Or as I like to call it: The day Rush takes 5 calls from country bumpkins instead of 4.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (cdwbr)

297 Ohhhh, certified letter from the IRS today ... This should be fun.

BOHICA

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (SY2Kh)

298 Rush: This is J.R. Ewing negotiating with Gilligan.

---

How I wish that weren't true.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 28, 2012 12:24 PM (XUKZU)

299 255 JR?

Jiminy Ray or whatever. The know-it-all.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:15 PM (evdj2)


You rang?

Posted by: jimi ray Intellectual Pudknocker about Town at November 28, 2012 12:24 PM (nKQYl)

300 280

Same as making moonshine.

Posted by: rickb223 Let. It. Burn. at November 28, 2012 12:24 PM (GFM2b)

301 We're also directly instructed to respect and obey the earthly authorities.

Yeah, she pulled that out but I argued that it's advice not command. Tax evasion is no more a sin than speeding, IMO. Fear the Prince but not the Lord for going 85 in a 65 zone.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:24 PM (evdj2)

302
256

Fucking JEF is heading to Pa. to visit a small business to "Make
sure

they are shipping their Christmas orders on time." Maybe he can come


here and lick the carbunkles off a truck drivers ass.


265
I
so wish he'd come down here and visit my husband's business and "offer
advice." Barely controlled rage and hilarity would ensue.

Yup a visit from JEF is the kiss of death.

Posted by: owlpellets at November 28, 2012 12:24 PM (dmEoV)

303 I think Jessica Alba is stalking me.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (KXm42)

304 Do you think jimmy ray has a mullet and a 78 camaro.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (3Y7RV)

305 >>>Ohhhh, certified letter from the IRS today ... This should be fun.
Nothing says good times like a letter from the IRS

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (0q2P7)


A letter from the IRS delivered on the tongue of a ravenous Great White Shark is the very ESSENCE of a party atmosphere.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (4df7R)

306 Rush lost me when he started pushing his new wife's "Two if by Tea."

Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (UOM48)

307 I was banned with the nic "Gigantic Hairy Brass Balls on Acid"


the shame; the shame..............

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (Dll6b)

308 SCOAMF: "So how are things moving along here?"

Business owner: "Everything was fine until your SS posse showed up and locked everything down. Nothing moves now. Got anymore dumb ass questions?"

****

Yep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CURItALoR7A

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (piMMO)

309 >>>"Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's"
>>>We're also directly instructed to respect and obey the earthly authorities.

Yeah, except as constituted we are the Earthly Authority as Citizens. Now when our decree (The Constitution) is ignored by our representatives one could argue that it detaches moral obligation from funding said thieves and reduces taxes to a mere legal obligation.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (0q2P7)

310 Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 28, 2012 12:14 PM (DoZD+)

Well understanding arguments is one thing. But Ace was on his "it's not that big of an issue" box again. To which I responded "if you think of Abortion as murder, or possibly genocide depending on your outlook, I'd say it's a damn big issue."
The ordering of values is something that's hard to do across ideological lines.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (YloHR)

311 I think if you turn off your thingy for a few hours you get a new isp.
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (NIZHJ)


Is this somehow related to Jane D'oh's life coaching advice to stop fapping so much...?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (4df7R)

312
Ohhhh, certified letter from the IRS today ... This should be fun.

Posted by: Jean



Not to worry Jean. I'm eagerly awaiting my certified letter also. I expect the Feds to cart me off to tax jail some time soon. Can't get blood from a stone IRS. I'm tapped out. I look forward to my time in federal prison. I will sell cigarettes and make a fortune. Read, learn a new skill...maybe take up lesbianism.

Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (iYbLN)

313 306 Rush lost me when he started pushing his new wife's "Two if by Tea."

Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:25 PM (UOM4

Have you seen his wife? I'd be hawking two if by tampons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (3Y7RV)

314 My GM was most not pleased when I argued that the Good Christian might have the moral obligation to cheat the taxman.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (evdj2)

315 287 jimi ray was bragging on the ONT that he's apparently so good-looking, that the lead singer in his "band" (he says he's the greatest guitarist ever) was jealous.

Guy has no shortage of self-esteem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (UOM4



.....and I have the trophies to prove it.

Posted by: jimi ray Professional Hausfrau at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (nKQYl)

316 I've been BUSY! Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:21 PM (iYbLN)

You been gettin' busy?

Where are the pics?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (sbV1u)

317 I was young at the time >.> who came up with mullets anyhow?



All the horrible style choices throughout history, and the eighties brings out the mullet, mopping the floor (perhaps literally) with every other bad hairstyle preceding it.



I don't understand how it ever caught on. ._.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal, Captain of the USS Let It Burn at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (FVUmk)

318 I don't think I've ever made any comments of any interest or content, so I'm not too worried about being blocked.

IPChicken.com (yes, really) is also a good site to find out your actual IP address.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (P7hip)

319 Not to worry Jean. I'm eagerly awaiting my certified
letter also. I expect the Feds to cart me off to tax jail some time
soon. Can't get blood from a stone IRS. I'm tapped out. I look forward
to my time in federal prison. I will sell cigarettes and make a fortune.
Read, learn a new skill...maybe take up lesbianism.


Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (iYbLN



*moron dog whistle*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (UOM48)

320 I used to spend a fair amount of time working in Louisiana. One of the things I miss is Community Coffee. The other thing is fresh boiled crawfish, purchased in one of those country convenience stores where they do things right.

Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (HjPtV)

321 Not to worry Jean. I'm eagerly awaiting my certified letter also. I expect the Feds to cart me off to tax jail some time soon. Can't get blood from a stone IRS. I'm tapped out. I look forward to my time in federal prison. I will sell cigarettes and make a fortune. Read, learn a new skill...maybe take up lesbianism.
Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (iYbLN)


Pics or it didn't happen.

(There, 'rons. Don't say I never did anything for you.)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (4df7R)

322 You been gettin' busy?

Where are the pics?

Posted by: Sean Bannion


Not even close cupcake.

Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (iYbLN)

323 I don't understand how it ever caught on. ._.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal, Captain of the USS Let It Burn at November 28, 2012 12:27 PM (FVUmk)


Business in the front and party in the back.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (3Y7RV)

324 Ohhhh, certified letter from the IRS today ... This should be fun.

----------------------------------

Maybe it's a check!

Posted by: HaHaHaHaHaHahahahaHaha!!!!!! at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (AzwZn)

325 I think if you turn off your thingy for a few hours you get a new isp.
----
Like hell I'll turn off my thingy.

(If you show it in public enough the ISP might show up eventually though.)

Posted by: Hoosier Pride at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (eEfYn)

326 ...maybe take up lesbianism.


Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (iYbLN)


Go on....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (da5Wo)

327 318 Me either.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (NIZHJ)

328 Do you think jimmy ray has a mullet and a 78 camaro.


*****

I think it's a given.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (piMMO)

329 'omg He has insulted our Prophet! take it down!' thee left.

sounds familiar

Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (hX8cq)

330 Meh, same issue - going on three years now, the IRS wants me to pay $60K in fuel tax for a business that has never owned a vehicle, never did anything remotely involved with transportation, and for which they can provide no documentation of where this liability was generated. Lawyer has already smacked back a lien on this, so off to the races again. I suspect some shifty truckers or Russian mobsters were buying diesel using our EIN.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (ytax8)

331 I don't understand how it ever caught on. ._.

When I was a kid only bellbottoms would do. WTF?

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (KXm42)

332 TrayVoNN Part Two is emerging in Jacksonville


middle-age White Evil Man shoots / kills Totally Innocent Black Teen with Loving Mother.


Local news finds friends who say he was not a gang member, interviews his mother ( no father, of course ) and asks us to share her Pain


just like Bonfire of the Vanities: The Great White Defendant that some prosecutor can make her bones on.

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (Dll6b)

333 I'm eagerly awaiting some content on the http://fbitches.com/ moron blog. I got a comment in on the sample post.

I should have shouted First!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (evdj2)

334 Not even close cupcake. Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:28 PM (iYbLN)

Have I ever mentioned what a buzzkill you are?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (sbV1u)

335 330
------
Right. Blame the Russians.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (eEfYn)

336 ...maybe take up lesbianism.

Um, honey, it's not like Knitting or ceramics.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (3Y7RV)

337 two of the most terrifying things in an average life ..

police with lights on in your rear view mirror.

a letter from iRS.

Posted by: willow at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (hX8cq)

338 jimi ray was bragging on the ONT that he's apparently so good-looking, that the lead singer in his "band" (he says he's the greatest guitarist ever) was jealous.


****

Sounds like the script to Almost Famous

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (piMMO)

339 Yeah, except as constituted we are the Earthly Authority as Citizens.
Now when our decree (The Constitution) is ignored by our representatives
one could argue that it detaches moral obligation from funding said
thieves and reduces taxes to a mere legal obligation.


Moral obligation to follow laws gets to be a bit tricky in my experience. If the law is patently unjust, one may have a moral obligation to fight it (see Civil rights movement.)

The question of course is it the current taxation system patently unjust (and therefore a violation of God's law.) The answer gets considerably more complex when you account for the fact that you could fight it by merely moving.
The TL;DR is "I don't think there's a clear cut answer." Especially when one considers that we called not to be tied to earthly things.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (YloHR)

340 In one of Ann Coulters books she quotes a staggering statistic. If the children of single mothers were all removed from the prison system. The demographic of those that were left would mirror that of the country.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:13 PM (3Y7RV)

I read that too. Makes sense and jibes with my long standing assertion that the Democrats' piped piper approach called the Great Society was merely a change in strategy wrt their unchanging goal since the 19th century: keep blacks enslaved and/or oppressed.

Posted by: baldilocks via iPad at November 28, 2012 12:31 PM (Su0W2)

341 EoJ's last Bourboncast was great. Filled with bitterness and hate. Loved it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:31 PM (UOM48)

342 Meh, same issue - going on three years now, the IRS wants me to pay $60K in fuel tax for a business that has never owned a vehicle, never did anything remotely involved with transportation, and for which they can provide no documentation of where this liability was generated.

Oh for the love...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:31 PM (4df7R)

343 328 Do you think jimmy ray has a mullet and a 78 Camaro

*e-penis shrinkage*

Posted by: jimi ray Professional Hausfrau at November 28, 2012 12:32 PM (nKQYl)

344 318 Me either.
Posted by: XXX at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (NIZHJ)

Butters, straight socking ace is a good way to get banned.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 28, 2012 12:32 PM (0q2P7)

345 Posted by: ace at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (NIZHJ)

Did Ace's hash change again or is it actually possible to Sock ace?

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:32 PM (YloHR)

346 I miss Dagny. Not so much Chevy SUV and those rank ONTs of years ago. Dude could seriously be the proverbial turd in the punch bowl.

Posted by: NCKate at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (V1oS8)

347 Um, honey, it's not like Knitting or ceramics. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:30 PM (3Y7RV)

Apparently, that's exactly what it's like. I have this Boomer co-worker here who raised 3 kids, got a divorce, waited about 10 years and then thought she'd become a lesbian.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (sbV1u)

348 fusterin clutter stuck

Posted by: seamrog at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (5+gBP)

349 330
---
If you received or shipped anything, then you owe the tax. Obviously.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (eEfYn)

350 345 Apparently.

Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (NIZHJ)

351 Never, ever sock the Ewok. Bannable offense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (UOM48)

352 So ESPN had this segment on sportscenter about the firing of the Colorado coach. The coach blames it on racism. Curiously, a former Buffalos coach, McCartney, ranted at the same thing, that the coach "Enbree" wasn't given a chance to build the program.

One thing missing from the report: His record.

Colorado is 1-11 this year.

Their only win was a one-point squeaker over Washington State. They were destroyed by every good team they faced, also Fresno St.

Bottom line: I know absolutely nothing about football and I could coach Colorado to 1-11 with a 1-point win.

The previous season: 3-9. But, hey, he's only been there 2 years, they aren't his players, how about recruiting?

Well, according to bleacherreport.com, it isn't impressive at all.

I guess "incompetent" is the new black.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (T0NGe)

353


You know what would be pretty great, and would fit in with the current zietgiest?

A full bush shot right on the front of TIME magazine.

Get a hot hippie girl, BAM, right there in all her glory!

It would put that Cheryl Tiegs fishnet swimsuit pic to shame!


Posted by: Rev Dr E Don Trump at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (ApGOC)

354 Did Ace's hash change again or is it actually possible to Sock ace?

110% possible, but not advised.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 12:34 PM (evdj2)

355 I guess "incompetent" is the new black.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (T0NGe)


Didn't you hear? "Incompetent" is a racist code word.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:34 PM (4df7R)

356 Socking Ace is a really bad idea, but then again, he and the cobs so rarely read the site.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:34 PM (da5Wo)

357 Get a hot hippie girl, BAM, right there in all her glory! Posted by: Rev Dr E Don Trump at November 28, 2012 12:33 PM (ApGOC)


I guess personal hygiene isn't an issue for you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:35 PM (sbV1u)

358 1) If those idiots on Gold Rush ever stop being losers the show will be ruined.
2) London Boys.
3) That one e-cig commercial makes it look pretty fun to smoke e-cigs.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 28, 2012 12:35 PM (+lsX1)

359 You'd think they'd have blocked that.

Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:35 PM (NIZHJ)

360 back?

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (TkzlX)

361 Wait. We're supposed to use a nickname when we comment?

Posted by: Catpiss at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (QKKT0)

362 Barack in urine? I'll buy that.

Posted by: Reggie at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (DrC22)

363 110% possible, but not advised.

The latter is understandable, it's the first part that surprises me!

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (YloHR)

364 Am I the only one who finds Rush's constant lip smacking an annoyance? I can hardly stand listening to him because of it. Maybe he can't hear it because of his issues, butcan't someone in the control booth do something about it?

Posted by: KGB at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (0WWPr)

365 A full bush shot right on the front of TIME magazine.Get a hot hippie girl, BAM, right there in all her glory!

You joke, but I'm pretty sure this is what they'd do.

The best we could hope for is a Gertrude Stein print.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (4df7R)

366 When Tony Iommi wants a riff, he calls me.

Posted by: Jimmuh Rey at November 28, 2012 12:36 PM (TkzlX)

367 110% possible, but not advised.

The latter is understandable, it's the first part that surprises me!


Makes it easier if the idiots out themselves.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2012 12:37 PM (4WhSY)

368 I hear Helen Thomas offered her lady bits for the cover of Time....

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:37 PM (UOM48)

369 www.hotmullets.com via archive.org

http://tinyurl.com/clrdmn7

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:37 PM (00KTq)

370 Have I ever mentioned what a buzzkill you are?



Posted by: Sean Bannion

No I'm not. I've been working very hard at my soul-sucking job located at Dante's Fifth Circle of Hell. Husband got sick early T-Day morning. Finally picked up my Ruger SP101 last night. Busy. Why haven't you been up on chat???? Hmmmmmm????

Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (iYbLN)

371 That's better. I've been banned since the whole 'Friends' incident.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (TkzlX)

372
369
www.hotmullets.com via archive.org

http://tinyurl.com/clrdmn7


Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:37 PM (00KTq)


Not gonna click that. Ever.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (da5Wo)

373
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:23 PM (NIZHJ)

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2012 12:29 PM (NIZHJ)



Speaking of bannable offenses.....

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (dVJLS)

374 No I'm not. I've been working very hard at my soul-sucking job located at Dante's Fifth Circle of Hell. Husband got sick early T-Day morning. Finally picked up my Ruger SP101 last night. Busy. Why haven't you been up on chat???? Hmmmmmm???? Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (iYbLN)

Sowwy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (sbV1u)

375 garrett!

Clang, clang!

Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:39 PM (iYbLN)

376
That's better. I've been banned since the whole 'Friends' incident.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:38 PM (TkzlX)


Did you actually get banned????

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:39 PM (da5Wo)

377 368 I hear Helen Thomas offered her lady bits for the cover of Time....
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:37 PM (UOM4

I think you mean lady chunks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:39 PM (3Y7RV)

378 The new twist is apparently that I was given a 60K credit improperly or fraudulently, and I need to repay it. 60K! that we never applied to our returns, so therefore never existed. It's like a reverse Bernenke, they are making up fake money that I need to repay with real money.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:39 PM (iy7de)

379 Yeah, jimiray confessing that he is a dreamy dreamboat was hilarious.



And ya learn something new everyday - like how awesomely crazy the WWII Russian Fire Hedgehog was. 88 PPSh firing from a low flying airplane can't make your day any better.

Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 12:40 PM (fWAjv)

380 Fuckin' Fish Sticks.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:40 PM (zIiy2)

381 Four question mark question. That means it's rhetorical.

Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2012 12:40 PM (HjPtV)

382 Man, ever since the mention of hippie chicks this thread has stunk of patchouli and weed. Someone crack a window.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (4df7R)

383
380
Fuckin' Fish Sticks.



Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:40 PM (zIiy2)



Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (da5Wo)

384 >>> Did you actually get banned????

Nah - Ace likes it when you set the ball on a tee for him. Likely I got trapped up in the spam filter.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (zIiy2)

385 I opened for Beiber at a Chuck E. Cheese in Duluth before he made it big.

Posted by: jimi ray thong at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (AzwZn)

386 Fox reporting the meeting today with Susan Rice "did not go well."

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (UOM48)

387
Testing!

Posted by: Zac at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM (F6KtL)

388 Not gonna click that. Ever.

I did. It's pretty hot.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM (KXm42)

389 I make Dirk jealous

Posted by: Jimmee Rey at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM (da5Wo)

390 Powerball $500 mil.

It's mine, bitches!


Only $300 mil if you take the lump sum. Guvmnet at different levels will take half of that, leaving $150 mil ...hardly seams worth it. Better to marry for money, love will come.

Posted by: Paladin at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM (YNPwP)

391 Fox reporting the meeting today with Susan Rice "did not go well."
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:41 PM (UOM4


Does she still have both legs and a job?

Then she's still doing just fine.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:42 PM (4df7R)

392 So Jimmy Rae is a dreamboat eh?

He is male married to be to a nice Air Force guy still?

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (LRFds)

393 PANTERA is some TOUGH GUYS. I want to be like PANTERA

Posted by: the lone lemon at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (xXhWA)

394 The only wrong with Rice getting punked, is that Samantha Powers gets to enjoy it.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (iy7de)

395 What happened to NASA's "big announcement"? Have they turned into a hype machine, like everything else the Obama Admin is linked to? There is an article in the Guardian (UK) basically suggesting at best there announcement would be only "interesting", given the Curiosity rover isn't equipment to search for life.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (9eDbm)

396 Fox reporting the meeting today with Susan Rice "did not go well."


Susan Rice is a fucking halfwit. And the fact that she's incompetent has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (QKKT0)

397 re: "Ohhhh, certified letter from the IRS today ... This should be fun."

I got one of those once.

A recent Russian immigrant uh entrepreneur had adopted my identity, except for my name (Russians don't like to be mistaken for Jews), and so "I" owed the IRS tens of thousands of dollars. It cost me about half the total bill to *not* have to pay it, because I had to do the entire investigation myself. The IRS investigation found *me*, and hassling me forever was all they were gonna do.

Good luck.

Posted by: oblig. at November 28, 2012 12:44 PM (cePv8)

398 I love you too garrett!!!

Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:44 PM (iYbLN)

399 Rice is toast, Obama will throw her under the bus in a heartbeat if he's guaranteed Kerry will accept. Kerry would be confirmed in the Senate quickly and unanimously.

Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:44 PM (00KTq)

400 395 Chairman LMAO,

It was a bait and switch....

they are saying that the Big Mo' left a footprint message on Mars saying "Eat at Ali's and this is Allah's Biotches!"

I'm not sure this Ogabe Muslim Outreach as prime Mission at NASA thing is working out.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (LRFds)

401 When I post from my obsolete blackberry, I get the denial message occasionally. If I retry a couple of times, it will go thru.

Posted by: sTevo at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (/jpY4)

402 393

Why would Panera Bread be tough?

Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (iYbLN)

403 If they use Kerry they would lose his seat.

Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (NIZHJ)

404 395What happened to NASA's "big announcement"? Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (9eDbm)Who cares, Bill Clinton found aliens way back when. Not kidding. Little shells in a rock. So what else is left to find? What, everyone forgot about that?

Posted by: the lone lemon at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (xXhWA)

405 395, we can't send a probe equipped to look for life until the microbes we have shuttled up there on the previous missions have a chance to get established.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (iy7de)

406 There is an article in the Guardian (UK) basically suggesting at best
there announcement would be only "interesting", given the Curiosity
rover isn't equipment to search for life.


I could have sworn that teaser that Ace posted said the exact opposite.

Posted by: eleven at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (KXm42)

407 Huh?

Posted by: Dang at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (R18D0)

408 I hate Panera. Their bread is hard as $#!T.

Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (NIZHJ)

409 403 If they use Kerry they would lose his seat.
Posted by: Butters at November 28, 2012 12:45 PM (NIZHJ)

It's Mass. They will replace him with another fake injun.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (3Y7RV)

410 >>>Chris Matthews is pushing John Kerry for SecState now.

G.I. Gigolo reporting for duty...and booty! GIGGITY!

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 28, 2012 12:46 PM (sGU4F)

411 Kerry will accept. Kerry would be confirmed in the Senate quickly and unanimously.

Can I git me some stripey pants here?

Posted by: John Francois Kerry (D) Man of the People at November 28, 2012 12:47 PM (QKKT0)

412 ...maybe take up lesbianism.Posted by: mpfs at November 28, 2012 12:26 PM (iYbLN)


How you doin'?

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at November 28, 2012 12:47 PM (zIiy2)

413 The IRS is already trying to shake down the unemployed and homeless for a hundred or two that's claimed to be owed. That's been going on for a while. It started about the time Obama took office.


Posted by: @PurpAv at November 28, 2012 12:47 PM (00KTq)

414 we can't send a probe equipped to look for life until the microbes we
have shuttled up there on the previous missions have a chance to get
established.


The Viking landers went in the 70's, how much more time do they need?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2012 12:47 PM (4WhSY)

415 Socking another poster is a banning offense.

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (YdQQY)

416 Just had a student come into my office. Didn't do the homework until a few weeks ago, her exam grades went down steadily and wanted to know what she could do.

If she aced the final, she might get a C- for the course.

She isn't going to ace the final.

And the homework was a gimme. She was taking 19 credits plus had a job. Insanity if you have a real major.

Well, she's from Africa and some company is sponsoring her education and she's afraid she'll lose funding. Of course, it isn't just my class, physics isn't going well for her either.

I hate having students cry in my office.


Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (T0NGe)

417 >>>It's Mass. They will replace him with another fake injun.

That's so 2012. They should run a fake black guy. Like Father Pfleger or Bill Maher.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (sGU4F)

418 Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM (9eDbm)

Everything this administration does is Bread and circuses. Science funding will be no different. I expect to see a decrease in funding for useful science that doesn't generate huge media returns and in increase in science of dubious value but that gets great play with the public (solar panels, Embryonic Stem Cells, etc.)
NASA sees the writing on the wall I think and is trying to make sure they're more in category 2 than 1.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (YloHR)

419 414 Blanco Basura,

well is there a genesis field?

If so another 5 years if not....

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (LRFds)

420
287 jimi ray was bragging on the ONT that he's apparently so good-looking, that the lead singer in his "band" (he says he's the greatest guitarist ever) was jealous.Guy has no shortage of self-esteem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:22 PM (UOM4


Its really funny when you take into accountthe fact that he said he's gay is because women never paid attention to him and the only person that did was a gay guy.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (GULKT)

421 I hate Panera. Their bread is hard as $#!T.

Have we met?

Posted by: Jimmy Johns at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (T0NGe)

422 >> I hate having students cry in my office.

Put your pants on.

Posted by: garrett at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (zIiy2)

423 I hate having students cry in my office.


Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (T0NGe)

Sounds like she learned something that can't be taught in school.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (3Y7RV)

424 Is the IRS requiring all of those obamaphone owners to claim the phone and discounted service as ordinary income?

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (iy7de)

425 "Can I git me some stripey pants here?"

But does he still have the hat?

Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (HjPtV)

426 >>>I hate having students cry in my office.

His boots were faaabulous!

Posted by: Limmuh Reay Vaughn at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (zIiy2)

427 Well, she's from Africa and some company is sponsoring her education and she's afraid she'll lose funding. Of course, it isn't just my class, physics isn't going well for her either. Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:48 PM (T0NGe)

I hear the Congo is lovely this time of year.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (sbV1u)

428 Its really funny when you take into accountthe fact
that he said he's gay is because women never paid attention to him and
the only person that did was a gay guy.

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (GULKT)


All those women were just intimidated by his looks...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (da5Wo)

429 416 AmishDude,

My son and I had a similar chat about his first stab at Algebra last night.

I am glad I never had to face that several times a week.


Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 28, 2012 12:51 PM (LRFds)

430 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the
Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:34 PM (4df7R)


I should have said `"incompetent" IS the new black".

1 and 11. The kids could have elected their own coach from among the offensive line and done better than 1 and 11.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:51 PM (T0NGe)

431 All those women were just intimidated by his looks...
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (da5Wo)


I'm thinkin he looks like Kip Winger.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:51 PM (3Y7RV)

432 378 The new twist is apparently that I was given a 60K credit improperly or fraudulently, and I need to repay it. 60K! that we never applied to our returns, so therefore never existed. It's like a reverse Bernenke, they are making up fake money that I need to repay with real money.
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:39 PM (iy7de)


Tell us more...

Posted by: DNC Revenue Redistribution Idea Commitee at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (nKQYl)

433 has anyone checked to see if Ace, himself, is in the land of the living?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (5DR1j)

434 19 credits? I took 32 my last semester of undergrad, tell her to buck up.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (iy7de)

435 SOS Jenghis Kerry would get us into a shooting war just by showing his grim face.

Posted by: Fritz at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (/ZZCn)

436 Time to exercise. Later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (3Y7RV)

437 Can we write the words "tits" "winkle" and "vibraphone?"

You may. And I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Or, preferably, your video feed featuring Salma Hayek and Katy Perry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (zF6Iw)

438 Just had a student come into my office. Didn't do the homework until a
few weeks ago, her exam grades went down steadily and wanted to know
what she could do.


I've watched hear that a lot of pr0n starts this way.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 28, 2012 12:52 PM (QGyiB)

439 I'm thinkin he looks like Kip Winger.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 12:51 PM (3Y7RV)


New keyboard

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (da5Wo)

440 I hear the Congo is lovely this time of year.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2012 12:50 PM (sbV1u)


Stop by the hut for coffee and a weekly rubber quota. It's the one with all the skulls.

Posted by: Mr. Kurtz at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (QKKT0)

441 OMG. Colorado Springs banning the Salvation Army bell-ringers....it violates its "panhandling law."

No.fucking.words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (UOM48)

442 well is there a genesis field?

If so another 5 years if not....


The band has been around since 1967, so there is a possibility.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (4WhSY)

443 Only $300 mil if you take the lump sum. Guvmnet at different levels will
take half of that, leaving $150 mil ...hardly seams worth it.>>

I wonder if I could stiff Minnesota out of their $27 mill cut if I moved to Florida and waited 60 days to collect?

Site below calculates after tax for each state.

http://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp

(the question is rhetorical since I know they've got that covered somehow)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (tf9Ne)

444 In addition to bank acct #, SSN, DOB, bra size for the chicks, penis length for men should be submitted as well. Providing Pictures get you extra privileges
Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:41 AM (0PiQ4)


In the words of the great Milton Berle, "All right, but I'm only going to show enough to win."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2012 12:54 PM (zF6Iw)

445 >>> I'm thinkin he looks like Kip Winger.

Nuno Bettencourt stole the chords for 'More Than Words' from me!
I saw him at an open mic night scribbling them down on a cocktail napkin. I remember it like it was yesterday. He had on the cutest boots I'd ever seen.

Posted by: Jimmuh Rey at November 28, 2012 12:54 PM (zIiy2)

446 I'm not in the freedom business, I'm in the empire business!

Posted by: President JEF at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (LmkYu)

447 Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 28, 2012 12:53 PM (tf9Ne)

If I had to guess, I'd say they'll argue the income was "earned" at the drawing, not on the collection day.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (YloHR)

448 Buzz saw, first you deed the unalidated ticket to a trust established in a no tax state, then you let a lawyer go collect the money.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (iy7de)

449 1 and 11. The kids could have elected their own coach from among the offensive line and done better than 1 and 11.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 12:51 PM (T0NGe)


My dear British mother whodoesn't know what a "down" is, nor the difference between a field goal and an extra point, could have gotten them to 1 and 11.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (4df7R)

450 "All right, but I'm only going to show enough to win."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2012 12:54 PM (zF6Iw)


And the Horde responds with "tits or gtfo".
lol

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (da5Wo)

451 We had some wild times out on the road let me tell you!

I once got to second base with Pamela Des Barres!

Suck it HQer's!

Posted by: jimi ray the axe god at November 28, 2012 12:55 PM (AzwZn)

452 The ewok's up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Life Coach at November 28, 2012 12:56 PM (UOM48)

453
"Its really funny when you take into account the fact that he said he's gay"

Well, that explains why he doesn't find Michelle Malkin attractive. But it still doesn't explain his hard-on for Jeb Bush.

Posted by: the lone lemon at November 28, 2012 12:57 PM (xXhWA)

454 ace is up

Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2012 12:57 PM (YdQQY)

455 "(the question is rhetorical since I know they've got that covered somehow)"

You have to claim your winning ticket in the state where you purchased it. So buy your tickets in a low tax state.

Posted by: mrp at November 28, 2012 12:57 PM (HjPtV)

456 Romney to have lunch with TFG. Isn't that fuckin' special.

Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 11:44 AM (fWAjv)


Before the election, Ann Barnhardt insisted Romney had been bribed to throw the election in return for a cabinet post or equivalent from TFG. I called her delusional then, but now. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2012 12:58 PM (zF6Iw)

457 OMG. Colorado Springs banning the Salvation Army bell-ringers....it violates its "panhandling law."

Oh for fuck's sake. So the fact that they're a charitable organization, well-established and long-running, means nothing. Or is it because the "Salvation" comes from Christianity?

So do Girl Scout's shilling their feminist commie cookies in front of Wal-Mart count as extortion? Because the cost of a box of Thin Mints is ridiculous.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at November 28, 2012 12:58 PM (4df7R)

458 Sounds like she learned something that can't be taught in school.

Yeah, but (a) she is learning the hard way and (b) got very poor advice as to what is expected of her. Nobody should have allowed her to take 19 credits, with or without a job.

Then again, maybe she did get good advice and thought she was better than she was.

It's math. It's not some easy wussmanities course.

She said (and this was after I told her the bad news, so it wasn't for my benefit) that she was the one sent by her village.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 01:00 PM (T0NGe)

459 Hey, did you know that whites use the phrase 'race card' to intimidate blacks.

Neat.

Posted by: RWC at November 28, 2012 01:01 PM (fWAjv)

460 Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 01:00 PM (T0NGe)

Do you want to be the deontologist or the emotivist? The story is sad, but the rules are the rules I suppose.
I scored a 39 on the MCAT but didn't have sufficient Physics scores to get into medical school, so I go back an ask all my professors to retroactively regrade me so I can try again?
(The cynical me, wants to say "and what if the story is just a lie?")

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 01:03 PM (YloHR)

461 I scored a 39 on the MCAT but didn't have sufficient Physics scores to
get into medical school, so I go back an ask all my professors to
retroactively regrade me so I can try again?
(The cynical me, wants to say "and what if the story is just a lie?")


Doesn't matter, the syllabus is the syllabus. Just sad to see.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 01:05 PM (T0NGe)

462 Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 01:00 PM (T0NGe)

--------

Ooof. Either way, she must be really hating herself right now. Poor kid.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 28, 2012 01:05 PM (2KBjW)

463 Posted by: AmishDude at November 28, 2012 01:05 PM (T0NGe)

I don't deny it's sad to see, but I just hate people who come in with a sad story and expect their grade to change.
We all make our choices, good or bad, and then we have to live with them.
(TL;DR: Life sucks.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 28, 2012 01:08 PM (YloHR)

464 Testing....

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at November 28, 2012 01:09 PM (WLuv5)

465 Was blocked on election night. Only made one post on election night that I remember, pretty smashed, and I assume I was blocked for caring too much. Did a self unblock.

Posted by: Whatev at November 28, 2012 01:13 PM (2t6Gz)

466 Have we met?
Posted by: Jimmy Johns at November 28, 2012 12:49 PM (T0NGe)

*****

umumumumumumum


#9 with avocado

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 28, 2012 01:17 PM (piMMO)

467 Braaains. Darn, I was hoping to die and come back as a zombie.

Posted by: DoctorB at November 28, 2012 01:17 PM (4dfa7)

468 The Bangles song "In My Room?" You can hear Susannah Hoffs screaming my name and fapping if you play it backwards.

Posted by: Jimmy Ray, the heart of rock and roll at November 28, 2012 01:32 PM (zF6Iw)

469 Comment? COMMENT? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING COMMENTS!

Posted by: Mjölnir, the banhammer from the gates of Hell at November 28, 2012 01:37 PM (Jls4P)

470 How can you tell your hash?

Posted by: J the Saint at November 28, 2012 01:39 PM (+Awp3)

471 Test Post

Posted by: An Observation at November 28, 2012 02:12 PM (ylhEn)

472 How can you tell your hash?

Yours is (+Awp3)

Posted by: eleven - Go Raiders!!!!! at November 28, 2012 02:17 PM (KXm42)

473 471 Test Post
Posted by: An Observation at November 28, 2012 02:12 PM (ylhEn)

Mine works great!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 28, 2012 02:18 PM (3Y7RV)

474 I look forward to the day the vile sexist Ewok who runs this right-wing hellhole of a blog stops having sex with Megyn Kelly's garbage long enough to begin banning commenters for racism, the way the calm and reasonable jazz musician, photographer, and avid cyclist at Little Green Footballs does. It will soon be a new year, and perhaps all of you can be reformed. Maybe you can lay your hatred aside and support your multiracial President like loyal Americans should. If not, there's always the hope of the Patriot Act and re-education camps.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at November 28, 2012 02:24 PM (jCQ+I)

475 test

Posted by: massideas at November 28, 2012 02:41 PM (v32fM)

476 This mofo is no longer welcomed for no reason

Posted by: wtf? at November 28, 2012 03:27 PM (OKhkt)

477 It's just a small flesh wound.

Posted by: George Smiley at November 28, 2012 04:35 PM (TJlje)

478 I'm still dying to know Adam S Baldwin's user name here.

Posted by: sybilll at November 28, 2012 05:10 PM (+ds+y)

479 heh

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2012 11:31 AM (nELVU)

480 hmmm

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at December 03, 2012 11:32 AM (csi6Y)

481 Eh, delousing me is probably a waste of time.

Posted by: joncelli at December 03, 2012 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

482 I'm still dying to know Adam S Baldwin's user name here.

Me, too. He's got to be a Moron.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:35 AM (5DR1j)

483 My stupid shit is still getting through.

Posted by: fluffy, blatherer at December 03, 2012 11:36 AM (z9HTb)

484 I want pie.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:36 AM (VtjlW)

485 I'm still dying to know Adam S Baldwin's user name here.


And Nick Searcy. Though he may follow DoublePlus UnDead.

Posted by: fluffy at December 03, 2012 11:37 AM (z9HTb)

486 testing

Posted by: sauropod at December 03, 2012 11:38 AM (G/vW6)

487 I'm not dead yet?

Posted by: i am mad as hell - period at December 03, 2012 11:38 AM (cgxNI)

488 What keeps you from buying a disposable phone and calling yourself with threatening messages and taking the answering machine to the sheriff?

Ditto a throwaway email account.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 28, 2012 11:35 AM (evdj2)



Basic competence?


Seriously, I have a feeling there is going to be pie in my future. Possibly also punch.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:41 AM (VtjlW)

489 Didn't send you my IP but seems fixed.

Thanks Andy.

Posted by: RWC at December 03, 2012 11:41 AM (fWAjv)

490 I don't see an error message, but there's no video either. Hmmmm!

Posted by: Jaimo at December 03, 2012 11:43 AM (9U1OG)

491 We are wasting time with this IP address stuff while our Dolphin enemies prepare for war.

Posted by: eman at December 03, 2012 11:44 AM (57VGh)

492 HA has a post up about the GOP's 'nuclear option' for failed budget talks -- it sounds an awful lot like Let It Burn.

They have one modifier, to allow the renewal on middle class tax cuts by voting present.

LIB. Now coming to a country near you. http://tinyurl.com/c7mutur

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2012 11:44 AM (ccXZP)

493 Seriously, I have a feeling there is going to be pie in my future.

http://bit.ly/bKBPv7

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (5DR1j)

494
We are wasting time with this IP address stuff while our Dolphin enemies prepare for war.

So long, and thanks for all the fish kid's arms.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (yiIja)

495 My only problem with bumping this post up to the top o' the blog is that it's at 500 comments now, and posts with 500 comments take forever to load, and for whatever reason it slows down my typing blinky thing (what the hell is that called?) in the comment window as I type.
CURSOR! Right. It slows down the cursor

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (4df7R)

496 Holy crap. I just scrolled up to read the latest comments and saw a comment from me.

This is, indeed, a bumped post.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (piMMO)

497 ljfg

Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:47 AM (C+qQ0)

498 IF this was still officially the dolphin thread NDH, wouldn't that be 'holy carp!' you uttered?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 11:47 AM (osh8D)

499 It slows down the cursor

Around here, nothing slows down the G.D. F*cking cursors.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:47 AM (5DR1j)

500 Turd Ferguson...

Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:47 AM (C+qQ0)

501 http://bit.ly/bKBPv7
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:46 AM (5DR1j)



*glares*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:48 AM (VtjlW)

502 This is a test of the Emergency Moron Posting System. This is only a test. In the event of a real emergency, you will be given directions to the nearest case of Valu-Rite, Thai tranny hooker, and slow-of-foot hobo.
That is all.

Posted by: Lewis at December 03, 2012 11:48 AM (Y3uPw)

503 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:48 AM

You didn't *really* expect me just to let that pass, did you?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:49 AM (5DR1j)

504 Around here, nothing slows down the G.D. F*cking cursors.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:47 AM (5DR1j)


Yu gott hat right.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 11:49 AM (4df7R)

505 We shall see if I can post again at home in about 7 hours. In the mean time I plan on getting two il up on the top ten socks, one for home and one for school

Posted by: alex who is thanking andy for his god like mercy at December 03, 2012 11:49 AM (uFY4s)

506 IF this was still officially the dolphin thread NDH, wouldn't that be 'holy carp!' you uttered?


****

Yes!


Arr! Arr! Arr!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 11:50 AM (piMMO)

507 Okay Denny's. Really? Pushing the Hobbit thing I know. But one of the items that now can be ordered from Denny's is called a Hobbit Hole.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 11:50 AM (osh8D)

508 GOP “doomsday” plan: vote “present” on middle-class tax rate extension

I mentioned last week that Republicans had one option to extricate themselves politically from a collapse of the fiscal-cliff talks, which was to just give Obama a House vote on exactly he wants — and then vote “present” to allow it to pass. ABC’s Jonathan Karl reports that House Republicans are considering a limited version of that option, focusing only on extending the middle-class tax rates and nothing more

http://tinyurl.com/c7mutur

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 03, 2012 11:50 AM (sZTYJ)

509 We should bump this thread once every couple of weeks. For the statistics

Posted by: alex who is thanking andy for his god like mercy at December 03, 2012 11:50 AM (uFY4s)

510 Huh. I posted comment number 497 and 500. They went through. BUT... I also tried to post two comments at about the same time, but with the text of "test".

Both of them were "disappeared".

So to recap: "ljfg" and "Turd Ferguson" can get posted. But "test" cannot.

So be it.

Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:51 AM (C+qQ0)

511 Should the House GOP adopt Simpson-Bowles to thwart Obama?

http://tinyurl.com/chty3la

Posted by: The Political Hat, made of asbestos to survive when we let it burn... at December 03, 2012 11:51 AM (sZTYJ)

512 So to recap: "ljfg" and "Turd Ferguson" can get posted. But "test" cannot.

Had you already posted "test" to this same thread previously? I know pixie won't let me post "Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor" more than once per thread. Usually.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:52 AM (5DR1j)

513 um hi

Posted by: poljunkie at December 03, 2012 11:53 AM (XuiJf)

514 Should the House GOP adopt Simpson-Bowles to thwart Obama?
Aren't they both a little old to be adopted?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 11:53 AM (4df7R)

515 I wish to see a 3000 post open thread

Posted by: alex who is thanking andy for his god like mercy at December 03, 2012 11:53 AM (uFY4s)

516 I need a vacation. A twenty day, 4$ million vacation.

Posted by: GnuBreed, brking up the wrong 54 trees at December 03, 2012 11:54 AM (ccXZP)

517 hi again to retry

Posted by: poljunkie at December 03, 2012 11:54 AM (XuiJf)

518 >> New York state’s requirement that gun owners prove they have a
special need for protection in order to obtain a concealed weapons
permit does not violate the Second Amendment right to keep and bear
arms, a federal appeals court ruled Monday.

Get this thing up to SCOTUS before SCOAMF has another appointment in the bag.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at December 03, 2012 11:54 AM (ZWvOb)

519 Then Alex, start posting War and Peace one paragraph at a time.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 11:54 AM (osh8D)

520 THIS is what we get for a new thread?

Buh....

Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 11:54 AM (UK9cE)

521 Then Alex, start posting War and Peace one paragraph at a time.

And then A Tale of Two Cities.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:55 AM (5DR1j)

522 AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) ChanInelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:52 AM (5DR1j)
*******
Nope.

The first time I commented on this thread was the nonexistent "test" comment. Then came the "ljfg" comment. Then another nonexistent "test" comment. And finally, the "Turd Ferguson" comment.


Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:55 AM (C+qQ0)

523 Who is pixie and what has he done to my fairies

Posted by: alex the fairy lover at December 03, 2012 11:55 AM (uFY4s)

524 Just for the heck of it -
http://youtu.be/8-ewwH22A_s

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 11:56 AM (osh8D)

525 Okay Denny's. Really? Pushing the Hobbit thing I know. But one of the items that now can be ordered from Denny's is called a Hobbit Hole.


*****

I don't care.

Denny's can do no wrong right now. Not since announcing their bills will list an Obamacare surcharge of 5%.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 11:56 AM (piMMO)

526 Sheesh, the quality of my last post proves I need a massively expensive, publicly funded vacation.

Posted by: GnuBreed, barking up the wrong 54 trees at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (ccXZP)

527 The first time I commented on this thread was the nonexistent "test"
comment. Then came the "ljfg" comment. Then another nonexistent "test"
comment. And finally, the "Turd Ferguson" comment.


Weird. I don't know what to say, then. So...

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (5DR1j)

528 You didn't *really* expect me just to let that pass, did you?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:49 AM (5DR1j)



There's always a possibility that could happen.


Oh man. New NFL QB on Facebook in the sidebar. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (VtjlW)

529 Should the House GOP adopt Simpson-Bowles to thwart Obama?

Aren't they both a little old to be adopted?


****


HA!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (piMMO)

530 Speaking of the Hobbit, I have to buy my ticket.

What? So I'm a Middle Earth fangirl. Shush.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (4df7R)

531 War and peace Sucks compared to the works of Charles Dickens. AND I should know, since I have read every sentence of his work

Posted by: alex the fairy lover at December 03, 2012 11:58 AM (uFY4s)

532 AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (5DR1j)
******

True dat. Even though the sound of that is something quite atrocious.

Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (C+qQ0)

533 Speaking of the Hobbit, I have to buy my ticket.

What? So I'm a Middle Earth fangirl. Shush.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 11:57 AM (4df7R)



*sidles over* Hi. How you doin'?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (VtjlW)

534 What NFL QB?

About to flee FB. Gamer friend plays Star Trek Online. I mention First Federation and how they could slap the Borg around. They go 'what's that?'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (osh8D)

535 Oh man. New NFL QB on Facebook in the sidebar. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.


****

I'm glad it will be a running thing. I, too, had tears streaming after reading the first, and when I got to the end and Rex Ryan popped up I just lost it.

I'll save the new one for later this afternoon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 12:00 PM (piMMO)

536 *sidles over* Hi. How you doin'?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (VtjlW)


*grin* I'm not alone!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 12:00 PM (4df7R)

537 True dat. Even though the sound of that is something quite atrocious.

Posted by: xyz at December 03, 2012 11:59 AM (C+qQ0)


You know, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 12:01 PM (4df7R)

538 What NFL QB?


****

Over in the sidebar, it looks like the joke NFL QB facebook page will be a running thing. They posted something a few days ago that was hilarious.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 03, 2012 12:01 PM (piMMO)

539 I am still trying to round up a crew of friends to go see that this weekend. Seriously doubt will try to endure the three extended edition LOTR movies though.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2012 12:01 PM (osh8D)

540 Now that the Shiny New SF QB has lost a game, isn't it time to put Alex Smith in? I mean he lost..... right?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 03, 2012 12:01 PM (jucos)

541 What NFL QB?


It's a running gag about NFL QB's on facebook leaving each other messages. It's an on going series and is utterly hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Also on Teams Daryl and Glenn. at December 03, 2012 12:02 PM (VtjlW)

542 531 Scrooge and I would have gotten along just fine.

Posted by: GnuBreed, barking up the wrong 54 trees at December 03, 2012 12:02 PM (ccXZP)

543 Baka test

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 03, 2012 12:03 PM (i0rVe)

544 cool beans

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 03, 2012 12:03 PM (i0rVe)

545 I love it when pixy hiccups and all of the front page ads are replaced with previously posted YouTube videos.

Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 12:04 PM (UK9cE)

546 atc, you made it onto Bad Blue (in red letters, no less):

http://badblue.bitnamiapp.com/trendr8.htm

Posted by: GnuBreed, barking up the wrong 54 trees at December 03, 2012 12:04 PM (ccXZP)

547 Eighteen days MFers. Get your shit together. Fuck that girl you've eying. Buy that car, eat like there is no tomorrow.

There isn't after the 21st.


Have a nice day.


Posted by: The Mayans at December 03, 2012 12:04 PM (wR+pz)

548 hmm, it seems I have formatting options on the library computer. Neat

Posted by: Alex of The Library at December 03, 2012 12:04 PM (uFY4s)

549
320I used to spend a fair amount of time working in Louisiana. One of the things I miss is Community Coffee. The other thing is fresh boiled crawfish, purchased in one of those country convenience stores where they do things right.

-----------

Did you suck the heads?

Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2012 12:05 PM (CM59X)

550
Uhh, hmmmm. OK.

Posted by: Meremortal, pass the dynamite cause the fuse is lit at December 03, 2012 12:05 PM (1Y+hH)

551 I shouldn't make fun of the mentally impaired, but did anyone else laugh their heads off reading this headline over at Drudge?

New Brad Pitt movie bombs...

Just... happy. So many happy thoughtsI am thinking now, reading that. Just...Just... FEELINGS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 12:05 PM (4df7R)

552 This thread needs mo-dakka. http://bit.ly/TDyiGs

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at December 03, 2012 12:05 PM (5DR1j)

553 aww, the formatting options aren't real. darn

Posted by: Alex of The Library at December 03, 2012 12:05 PM (uFY4s)

554 542: I prefer Bleak house myself

Posted by: Alex of The Library at December 03, 2012 12:06 PM (uFY4s)

555 nood

Posted by: GnuBreed, barking up the wrong 54 trees at December 03, 2012 12:06 PM (ccXZP)

556 atc, you made it onto Bad Blue

Our little AtC is becoming all big and famous! Alextopia is beginning to take root!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 12:07 PM (4df7R)

557 551: why does anyone think he's good looking anyway

Posted by: Alex of The Library at December 03, 2012 12:07 PM (uFY4s)

558 9
What gets you banned here? There are rules we have to follow?

Posted by: L, elle at November 28, 2012 11:32 AM (0PiQ4)

Being a dickhead is the first requirement. Writing the N word will work too.

Posted by: Palin Steele sucking Clarence's dick at December 03, 2012 12:07 PM (wR+pz)

559 556: Can I join this land of the Alexs

Posted by: Alex, future alextopia immigrant at December 03, 2012 12:08 PM (uFY4s)

560 479
heh

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2012 11:31 AM (nELVU)


Theoretically, you could've thrown down the obnoxious FIRST with your post.


Posted by: © Sponge at December 03, 2012 12:08 PM (UK9cE)

561 558: being Helen Thomas one to many times will work as well. Never talk about her taking a shower in intricate detail

Posted by: Alex, future alextopia immigrant at December 03, 2012 12:08 PM (uFY4s)

562 If you got blocked I LOLyou.

LOLyou.

Ha Haaaa {{Nelson Muntz}}

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2012 12:08 PM (KXm42)

563 Five Hundred and sixty fourth

Posted by: Alex the Obnoxious at December 03, 2012 12:09 PM (uFY4s)

564 Also never talk about Hillary clintons giggolo filled love life

Posted by: Alex at December 03, 2012 12:10 PM (uFY4s)

565 17 Fourth Virginia
Who should be Time's "Person of the Year"?

**Commemorating those assassinated this year?**

61 Journalists Killed in 2012 -- Motive Confirmed. Deadliest countries: Syria, Somalia, Pakistan, Brazil.http://cpj.org/killed/2012/
09/04/2012
Griselda Blanco Dead: 'Cocaine Godmother' Reportedly Killed In Colombia. Notorious drug trafficker Griselda Blanco, 69, who brought the idea of assassination-by-motorcycle to Miami in the '70s and '80s, was assassinated by men on motorcycles in Medellin, Colombia.

9/6/12 Saad al-Hilli, died from a bullet to the head along with his wife, his
77-year-old mother-in-law and a French cyclist, all gunned down in the Alps near
Lake Annecy close to the Swiss border. His elder daughter was savagely injured, and younger surviving daughter was hidden beneath her mother's dead body.

9/11/12 US Ambassador to Libya John Christopher Stevens and three other embassy employees were assassinated in Benghazi, Libya.

2012 South Africa Post-Apartheid African National Congress:
Wandile Mkhize, ANC chief whip, South Coast, KwaZulu-Natal
Nhlakanipho Shabane, ANC member, South Coast, KwaZulu-Natal
Dumisani Malunga, ANC member, South Coast, KwaZulu-Natal
Bheki Chiliza, ANC member, South Coast, KwaZulu-Natal
Mthembeni Shezi, ANC Councillor, Durban, KwaZulu-Natal
Andile Matshaya, Internal Auditor, Department of Transport, Pietermaritzburg, KwaZulu-Natal


Posted by: panzernashorn at December 03, 2012 12:10 PM (BAnPT)

566 Nor make three posts in a row without others commentating, people hate that

Posted by: Alex at December 03, 2012 12:11 PM (uFY4s)

567 Currently in English we have to read this dumb novel called black boy. It is filled with as much racial grievance as one would expect from a name like that

Posted by: Alex at December 03, 2012 12:12 PM (uFY4s)

568 565 ...so what gives in KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa? Chaka zombie?

Posted by: panzernashorn at December 03, 2012 12:13 PM (BAnPT)

569 @565: 61 jounalists killed, and NONE from covering the Republican Convention?
I have been lied to by the Progs.

Posted by: Advo at December 03, 2012 12:16 PM (7vbG1)

570 551: why does anyone think he's good looking anyway
Posted by: Alex of The Library at December 03, 2012 12:07 PM (uFY4s)


I know, right? He's... too pretty. I mean, he's definitely easy on the eyes, but in a very superficial, all-frosting-no-cupcake way. It's okay for some, but not enough for me.

Heh, this is the opening paragraph to the story:

Is Brad Pitt seen as too good a guy to play a hit man? Moviegoers this weekend gave a thumbs down to his crime thriller "Killing Them Softly," which opened to a disappointing $7 million at the box office.

Hey, Hollywood! Here's a thought. Maybe it did badly because it looks boring as fuck.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit, rooting for SMOD or the Mayans, whichever comes first at December 03, 2012 12:17 PM (4df7R)

571 Testing, Snort, Testing.

Posted by: walknot at December 03, 2012 12:21 PM (vo2je)

572 I never commewnt here anyway 'cuz you're all racerist!

Posted by: hutch1200 at December 03, 2012 12:22 PM (1y2O+)

573 ???

Posted by: Brian at December 03, 2012 12:31 PM (UnMRd)

574 iwork

Posted by: Brian at December 03, 2012 12:31 PM (UnMRd)

575 Does anyone know when the electoral college meets to certify the election?

Posted by: Caustic at December 03, 2012 12:43 PM (/b8+5)

576 testing 1.2.3.4.5.5.4.3.2.1

Posted by: MtTB at December 03, 2012 12:51 PM (xehjI)

577 Does anyone know what the error message actually looks like so we'd have something to compare our own message to?

Posted by: NJRob at December 03, 2012 12:51 PM (FVp26)

578 Happy days are here again!

Posted by: Cashin at December 03, 2012 12:51 PM (TYEu4)

579 Just Testing, thanks

Posted by: DANEgerus at December 03, 2012 01:47 PM (e3/KR)

580
Hello?

Hello?

* taps monitor *

Anyone here?

Am I here?

Posted by: crisis du jour at December 03, 2012 03:16 PM (J1eJz)

581
Yes!

Released from Pixy limbo!


I. Am. Somebody!

Posted by: crisis du jour at December 03, 2012 03:17 PM (J1eJz)

582 hello test one, two, three

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 03, 2012 03:51 PM (9GaPd)

583 test one two three from my computer at work

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 03, 2012 03:54 PM (9GaPd)

584 This happens to the best of us, y'all. Ace does read his email.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, raving lunatic about Benghazi at December 03, 2012 04:09 PM (baL2B)

585 Just checking...

Posted by: Rusty Bill at December 03, 2012 09:38 PM (lmbUA)

586 test post -- havent been here since the election

Posted by: Cheshirelion at December 03, 2012 10:46 PM (dyeJd)

Posted by: 13times at December 04, 2012 01:40 AM (h6XiD)

588 Testing again

Posted by: lael at December 04, 2012 02:47 AM (38peO)

589 Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't?

Posted by: lael at December 04, 2012 03:14 AM (38peO)






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