Leftist Protesters Storm Boehner's Office, Combinging Two Favorite Themes, Nudity, and Shouting

And shouting some of those highly-complex arguments that won't play on talk radio, to wit, "Boehner, Boehner, don’t be a dick. Budget cuts will make us sick.”

You see, not even Cicero could digest that arcane an argument into a three hour talk radio slot.

Now, via @slublog, you can also see the unplixelated version of this august display, if you dare.

Out: The long march through the institutions

In: The saggy march through the institutions

Posted by: Ace at 02:41 PM



Comments

1 1st

Posted by: eureka! at November 27, 2012 02:43 PM (UL+ny)

2 I clicked the link. Why did I click the link??

Posted by: Cameron at November 27, 2012 02:43 PM (hwUXQ)

3 It's London Boys again, isn't it?

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2012 02:43 PM (GQ8sn)

4 If you haven't eaten lunch, that picture is not safe for appetite.

Posted by: Slublog at November 27, 2012 02:44 PM (0nqdj)

5 Tax hikes and deficit spending make me sick, but I think I'll keep my dick in my pants until further notice.

Posted by: California Red at November 27, 2012 02:44 PM (Ln+8k)

6 Even with adding all the shit they've added to the baseline the last few years, it's not enough.

Fuck it.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 27, 2012 02:44 PM (hNXHo)

7 lefties acting like idiots. I am Shocked! Shocked!

Posted by: mallfly at November 27, 2012 02:44 PM (bJm7W)

8 and our descent into madness continues apace

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 27, 2012 02:44 PM (8sCoq)

9 The government already spend 43% of GDP. How much more does the left want?

Note, serfs usually paid about a 50% effective tax rate.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 27, 2012 02:45 PM (AUeaU)

10 Boeher, Boehner, don't be a dick. Budget cuts will make us sick."


Pfft. Sounds like the kind of hackneyed rhetoric Hortalus would come up with.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2012 02:45 PM (QKKT0)

11
and the press just happened to be there?

Am I the only one who thinks the media gave these people access?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 02:45 PM (9Q7Nu)

12 Winning ugly, redefined.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 27, 2012 02:45 PM (EKr9U)

13 How do we lose to these idiots?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 27, 2012 02:45 PM (QupBk)

14 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 02:46 PM (5DR1j)

15 Gah! I can smell them from here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 02:46 PM (UOM48)

16 Woo naked Negros In da house

Posted by: obumbles from college at November 27, 2012 02:46 PM (uFY4s)

17 I guess you could call them boobies, although the first thought that came to mind was droopies.

Posted by: Will Folks at November 27, 2012 02:46 PM (vYB+W)

18 They arrested one guy for indecent exposure but they had to let him go for insufficient evidence.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 27, 2012 02:46 PM (qs9G3)

19 Stepping on figs

Posted by: Dept of Accuracy at November 27, 2012 02:46 PM (+I8Mq)

20 How do we lose to these idiots?

Because they breed more.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 02:46 PM (5DR1j)

21 Whoa, I'm convinced by their persuasive arguments!

Posted by: Sandy at November 27, 2012 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

22 How self-degrading it would be to protest over the belief that the government might stop giving you other peoples' stuff. Even with clothes on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2012 02:47 PM (QKKT0)

23 WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at November 27, 2012 02:47 PM (xGX1p)

24 Can't the babes at least shave?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2012 02:47 PM (79ueO)

25 My biggest problem with the election?
We lost to assclowns like this. Apparently 52 or so percent of the American public find this persuasive.

Posted by: JollyRoger at November 27, 2012 02:47 PM (t06LC)

26 I remember when joke e-mails used to be sent around claiming that, to be a Democrat, you had to believe AIDS was spread by "a lack of federal funding."

Joke no more.


Every fucking group in this country is rent-seeking right now and the ones who will end up soaked are the ones paying taxes and the kids who will inherit a crushing debt.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 02:47 PM (e0xKF)

27
Forget the protesters, I want to know what the heck is going on with security in that goddam building.


Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 02:47 PM (9Q7Nu)

28 Which one is Jordan?

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2012 02:47 PM (GQ8sn)

29 Votin' with ladyparts.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 27, 2012 02:48 PM (qs9G3)

30 How self-degrading it would be to protest over the belief that the
government might stop giving you other peoples' stuff. Even with clothes
on.


If only our culture believed in shame, anymore.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 02:48 PM (5DR1j)

31 I found that naked man rather enchanting

Posted by: a naked helen thomas at November 27, 2012 02:48 PM (uFY4s)

32 Why would anyone waste their time protesting at Boner's office?

He is more likely to cave in than an abandoned Virginia coal mine. He is pre-programmed to let his BFFs on the Democrat side of the House have whatever they want. Wouldn't want to disturb the collegiality of the place, you know. Or miss out on those parties where taxpayer-purchased booze flows like the sewage from Choom Boy's mouth.

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 27, 2012 02:48 PM (yKUrR)

33 ACLU Sues To Force Military To Allow Women To Serve In Ground Combat Units…

how about them women above?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2012 02:48 PM (79ueO)

34 how the fuck did these people get past security?

and why aren't the Capitol Police stomping these people's guts out?


WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 27, 2012 02:48 PM (8sCoq)

35 Sure, it's the budget cuts that will make them sick.

Posted by: no good deed at November 27, 2012 02:48 PM (mjR67)

36 Nice to see that the stalwarts of the Left aren't missing any meals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2012 02:49 PM (QKKT0)

37 I know the horrible optics of such an act...but if they were in my office, I'd ask them to leave exactly once, and then begin vigorously swinging a Louisville Slugger with the intent of busting skulls.

We have a nation of children. Fine. Until they grow up, let us spank the lot of them and send them all to bed without supper.

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at November 27, 2012 02:49 PM (OY/SZ)

38 Yes, yes, you'd all die if spending got cut back to, say, 2007 levels. Why, it was absolutely Dickensian back then.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 27, 2012 02:49 PM (4Lo/K)

39 OMG. I just had to look at the unpixilated pic.

That.Which.Cannot.Be.Un-seen.

Sweet jeebus.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 02:49 PM (UOM48)

40 Budget cuts? There hasn't been a budget for years. Just spending.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 27, 2012 02:49 PM (qs9G3)

41 Because they breed more.

The mind boggles.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 27, 2012 02:50 PM (QupBk)

42 27

Forget the protesters, I want to know what the heck is going on with security in that goddam building.




Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 02:47 PM (9Q7Nu)

Nothing. They were guests of a DemonRat and entered with their clothes on and then stripped down after said DemonRat escorted them to Boehner's office. Same as the Code Pinkies assaulting Condi Rice at Congressional hearings. No conscience? No problem!

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2012 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

43 How do we lose to these idiots?
***
We ran a severe idiot.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 27, 2012 02:50 PM (AUeaU)

44
Do you think that a group of us could ever come close to Pelosi's office?

No F'n Way!

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 02:50 PM (9Q7Nu)

45 Don't cut budgets, spend like there is no tomorrow. That's how you win elections. Print money.

I'm pretty sure I was kinda dumb when I was a teenager, but these people are a decade past teen-age and they're still dumb as shit. The second generation of coddled children of coddled children.

Oh well, someday they'll teach their children and grand-children how they survived during the Greatest Depression Ever. And forget the important part of how they helped cause it.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 27, 2012 02:50 PM (feFL6)

46 I'm pretty sure erg was in the pic.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 02:50 PM (UOM48)

47 PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON. GET A JOB. TAKE A BATH.

Yes. In that order.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 27, 2012 02:50 PM (B+qrE)

48 ACLU Sues To Force Military To Allow Women To Serve In Ground Combat Units…


Oh. This will end well.

If the ACLU has it's way, the passing grade in an Army PT test will be 3 pushups in a minute, and a 40 minute mile.

No- this is not saying there aren't women who can pass the men's PT test. It is saying that there simply being some who can won't be enough, and the test will continue being weakened until anyone can pass it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 02:51 PM (5DR1j)

49
Heck, if I knew I could storm Pelosi's office and shake my wang in her ugly face while I lectured her, I'd do it.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 02:51 PM (9Q7Nu)

50 but if they were in my office, I'd ask them to leave exactly once, and
then begin vigorously swinging a Louisville Slugger with the intent of
busting skulls.

***
Paintball gun.

Yelling "ZOMBIE ATTACK!"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 27, 2012 02:51 PM (AUeaU)

51 wow, my mind has been melted by their carefully chosen words.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 27, 2012 02:51 PM (QxSug)

52 stomp their brains out.

anyway, what budget? what cuts?

Who are these loons? Surely, they belong to an organization?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 27, 2012 02:51 PM (QxSug)

53
Why would anyone waste their time protesting at Boner's office?

He
is more likely to cave in than an abandoned Virginia coal mine.Posted by: MrScribbler


Dick-waving. LITERALLY!

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 27, 2012 02:52 PM (ON54M)

54 this is what I was talking about Bush. He had fiscal crisis, he stopped federal hiring, told feds to wear a sweater.

to the left, all spending is sacred. Cut a dollar and granny dies. period.

except for defense. no need for that shit.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 27, 2012 02:52 PM (QxSug)

55 33 ACLU Sues To Force Military To Allow Women To Serve In Ground Combat Units�

how about them women above?

---

Which reminds me... the Marines opened the Officer Infantry Course to women this year. Only two women applied out of 80 eligible to participate.

One washed out on the first day and the other dropped out two weeks later for medical reasons.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 02:52 PM (e0xKF)

56 cry me a fucking river

Posted by: El Patron AuthorLMendez; For AOSHQ Governor at November 27, 2012 02:52 PM (yAor6)

57 49

Heck, if I knew I could storm Pelosi's office and shake my wang in her ugly face while I lectured her, I'd do it.


Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 02:51 PM (9Q7Nu



Ya know, I'd be willing to chip in $50 to see that.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 02:52 PM (UOM48)

58 Well, they didn't shave their cooters or their legs.

They must be French.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 27, 2012 02:53 PM (wR+pz)

59
Very well.

Make them sick.
Obamacare will take care of them.

Posted by: wheatie at November 27, 2012 02:53 PM (CM59X)

60 "Oh well, someday they'll teach their children and grand-children how they survived during the Greatest Depression Ever. And forget the important part of how they helped cause it."

The only consolation I have is that I am far more likely to survive than they are when the Gods of the Copybook Headings wreak their vengeance. These people have exactly zero useful skills and zero inclination to acquire any.

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at November 27, 2012 02:53 PM (OY/SZ)

61
I have no doubt the whole thing was staged. Everyone was in on it.

Everyone but the majority and the boss at the Capitol.



Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 02:53 PM (9Q7Nu)

62 Poor Boner...

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 27, 2012 02:53 PM (LRFds)

63 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 02:49 PM (UOM4

I tried to warn you.


Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at November 27, 2012 02:53 PM (xGX1p)

64 48 Allen G,

it's not hard to notice that the lawyers seldom join said Amazonian units.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 27, 2012 02:54 PM (LRFds)

65 their tits were ok. not the guy though. wtf was he there???

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 02:54 PM (tVTLU)

66 It's Act Up and their usual nonsense. Funny how the MFM reveres them and never denounces shit like this but the Tea Party was the enemy of the state

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2012 02:54 PM (1Jaio)

67 I just love the new tone of the left. So conducive to rational intercourse.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 27, 2012 02:54 PM (BAS5M)

68 we reward bad behavior, we get more bad behavior.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 27, 2012 02:54 PM (QxSug)

69 so bush is back in office?

Posted by: Minuteman at November 27, 2012 02:54 PM (qs9G3)

70 I think situations like this are where a capsicum-based spray and a Super-Soaker come in handy...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 02:54 PM (e0xKF)

71 Remember, you stupid hillbillies. These are our betters.

Posted by: MoKim at November 27, 2012 02:55 PM (kprEX)

72 61

I have no doubt the whole thing was staged. Everyone was in on it.

Everyone but the majority and the boss at the Capitol.



No doubt. Funny the cameras just "happen" to be at the speakers office.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 27, 2012 02:55 PM (wR+pz)

73 What's even more disgusting than the actual nudity is that all of these butt-ugly hags have shaved cooters. BRING BACK THE HAIRY COOTER!

Posted by: Soona at November 27, 2012 02:56 PM (M1TuZ)

74 70
I think situations like this are where a capsicum-based spray and a Super-Soaker come in handy...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 02:54 PM (e0xKF)

Fire ants and itching powder.

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2012 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

75
I'll give them Clinton's tax rates if they give us the size of Clinton's Federal government. That would be nearly a 50% reduction.

Posted by: California Red at November 27, 2012 02:56 PM (Ln+8k)

76 Heck, if I knew I could storm Pelosi's office and shake my wang in her ugly face while I lectured her, I'd do it.

I look forward to reading the story about San Fran Nan getting a Maine Surprise.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2012 02:56 PM (3SvjA)

77 The guy had "dicky do"

Do you see you dick over your gut? No.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 27, 2012 02:56 PM (wR+pz)

78 Bread and Circuses.

Bread.
And.
Circuses.

Posted by: General Woundwort at November 27, 2012 02:56 PM (RrD4h)

79 I'd hit that like Thor's Hammer shot around in the Large Hardon Collider.

Posted by: sifty at November 27, 2012 02:56 PM (p39GY)

80 Soona:

I gotta disagree with you there on the hairy snatch. Not a huge fan.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 02:57 PM (tVTLU)

81
the point is: I could never get that close to Pelosi's office, not even while she's the minority leader

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 02:57 PM (9Q7Nu)

82 74 70
I think situations like this are where a capsicum-based spray and a Super-Soaker come in handy...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 02:54 PM (e0xKF)

Fire ants and itching powder.

---

Capsicum and water are far more portable, though the ants would be decidedly funnier to watch.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 02:57 PM (e0xKF)

83 What's even more disgusting than the actual nudity is that all of these butt-ugly hags have shaved cooters. BRING BACK THE HAIRY COOTER!
Posted by: Soona at November 27, 2012 02:56 PM (M1TuZ)


your eyes are better than mine

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2012 02:57 PM (79ueO)

84 The left's appeal is not so much about free shit as it is about narcessism. They appeal to voters by making those voters feel like they are special and worthy and Very Important People.

Posted by: Alex at November 27, 2012 02:58 PM (3x3F6)

85 Truth: I've seen much worse. I actually clicked on the "view full size" button at the link hoping to get a better look.

Posted by: California Red at November 27, 2012 02:58 PM (Ln+8k)

86 @73

They didn't look shaved to me.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 27, 2012 02:58 PM (wR+pz)

87 >>>Out: The long march through the institutions

In: The saggy march through the institutions
Posted by: Ace at 02:41 PM

Nonsense, that dude was at least seven inches long.

Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2012 02:58 PM (q177U)

88 It's official after clicking that link.
My dick is now just for show.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 27, 2012 02:58 PM (+dlqq)

89 In Ace's excitement over the nekkid leftists, he screwed up the headline.

"Combinging" heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 02:58 PM (UOM48)

90


FREE LABIA OR DIE!!!!!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 02:58 PM (vCK/R)

91 Perhaps an addendum needs to be made to Ace's prior post. Time's Man of The Year needs to be a huge, ridiculously hairy snatch, as is so emblematic of zero supporters.

The commies are losing it when they can't even get a ton of hot chicks anymore. That used to be their bread and butter.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (tVTLU)

92 This really is what napalm was invented for.

Posted by: LGoPs at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (4x8W0)

93 Baring their teeth

Posted by: Dept of Accuracy at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (+I8Mq)

94 Which reminds me... the Marines opened the Officer Infantry Course to women this year. Only two women applied out of 80 eligible to participate. One washed out on the first day and the other dropped out two weeks later for medical reasons.

The solution is clear: Pass a U.N. resolution that war can be no worse than 'Heck'

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (3SvjA)

95 73 What's even more disgusting than the actual nudity is that all of these butt-ugly hags have shaved cooters. BRING BACK THE HAIRY COOTER!

---

IMHO, the only way the truly untamed cooter should come back is if it is blonde or red.

Trimmed is preferred to unruly in all other cases.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (e0xKF)

96 When Dick Cheney waves his dick,tsunamis happen

Posted by: Occupies at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (ZRoGl)

97
This is why they win and we lose. They're more dedicated than us.

We laugh at them for their silly petitions and protests, but they're out there doing everything they can.


Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (9Q7Nu)

98 You forgot: NUANCE!

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (7vSU0)

99 it's not hard to notice that the lawyers seldom join said Amazonian units.

Yeah. But it's more important than that.

Actual combat missions (patrols and such, especially) are very physically demanding. If you have someone who can't carry their own load, that load has to be split among the rest of the unit. If you have someone who can't keep up when it's time to run away, the whole unit is in more danger, because they'll have to go slower to help that "someone."

That's what the PT tests are about (among other things). If you can't do a minimum amount of physical work, you have no place in a combat situation. That says absolutely nothing about your worth in other ways, simply that you'd be a liability in combat. If we water down the PT tests, we're making our soldiers that much less safe.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (5DR1j)

100 This is what happens when you have unregulated vaginas

Posted by: Dept of Accuracy at November 27, 2012 03:00 PM (+I8Mq)

101 turn some fire extinguishers on those naked motherf***ers

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 27, 2012 03:00 PM (8sCoq)

102 Adam and Eve at least had the decency to wear a fig leaf.


Someone get these idiots a bushel of apples stat.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 27, 2012 03:00 PM (Zd/NW)

103 bet he cried

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 27, 2012 03:00 PM (GVxQo)

104 Never let it be said those protester weren't well fed.

Oh, and Bush!

Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2012 03:00 PM (/ZZCn)

105 This wasn't in the Capitol but in the Longworth office.

Not that that matters.

If only Boehner was there to see what a set of balls (old and shriveled) looked like so perhaps he could find his.

Posted by: RWC at November 27, 2012 03:00 PM (eG4Tj)

106 I am not going anywhere near that link. No sirree.

Just answer me this: what's the ratio of young, fit college students to tubby Woodstock rejects? If it's 1:10 I'd be floored.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:01 PM (4df7R)

107 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2012 02:57 PM (79ueO)


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I saw some pics of this earlier at WZ and the warthogs were shaved. SHAVED! Like they thought they'd be sexy if they did. AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

Posted by: Soona at November 27, 2012 03:01 PM (M1TuZ)

108 We should go protest wearing barrels, like a '30s cartoon.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 27, 2012 03:01 PM (QupBk)

109 Did he surrender and start fellating?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 27, 2012 03:01 PM (hrAg/)

110 Boehner should've unzipped and started fapping at them. They would've screamed and run so fast they'd tip over Hank Johnson.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2012 03:01 PM (B/VB5)

111 Which reminds me... the Marines opened the Officer Infantry Course to women this year. Only two women applied out of 80 eligible to participate. One washed out on the first day and the other dropped out two weeks later for medical reasons.

When I was going though OCS we had five or six women drop out due to medical issues and one drop out due to ethics. We had two men fail, one due to ethics (screwing the female mentioned before) and one due to sheer incompetence that made us worry that he'd forget how to breath.

Posted by: Alex at November 27, 2012 03:01 PM (3x3F6)

112 Heck, if I knew I could storm Pelosi's office and shake my wang in her ugly face while I lectured her, I'd do it.

I look forward to reading the story about San Fran Nan getting a Maine Surprise.
Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2012 02:56 PM (3SvjA)

You beat me to it, but it needs repeating.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 27, 2012 03:02 PM (BAS5M)

113 We laugh at them for their silly petitions and protests, but they're out there doing everything they can waving around their saggy tits and roomy cooters.




Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (9Q7Nu)
FIFY. But you're right, alas. When we have jobs, which keep us away from activism, and they have jobs that consist of activism, we lose.


Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2012 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

114
Yes, of course...we can *definitely* continue to share a nation with people like this without eventually flying apart in a bloody mess.

How could anyone ever suggest we don't have common values and want the same for our future as some fat fuck dragging it's genitalia down the hallways of the Capitol ?

Posted by: Jaws at November 27, 2012 03:02 PM (4I3Uo)

115 "Boehner, Boehner, don't be a dick. Budget cuts will make us sick."

You have Obamacare now, so what're you bitching about?

Or hell, just have Obama Jesus lay his hands on you and you'll be fine.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:02 PM (4df7R)

116 You didn't build that flab by yourself

Posted by: Barry at November 27, 2012 03:02 PM (GmBJN)

117 No matter what Political Party you favor, Gravity will eventually defeat you. There's a reason God gave Adam and Eve leaves to cover their shame. Only God-forsaking Leftists seem to always overlook that.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 27, 2012 03:03 PM (71LDo)

118
More money for AIDS research? really? The research shows wear a condom. Dumbass.

In other related news: Elmo accuser #3 has come forward. Media mainly flips us the Big Bird, move along.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2012 03:03 PM (n/ubI)

119 You didn't build that flab by yourself

Yeah, it the help of Hostess to do it.

Oh wait...

Posted by: Alex at November 27, 2012 03:04 PM (3x3F6)

120 You beat me to it, but it needs repeating.

There you go, soothie. Now you have to do it twice.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2012 03:04 PM (3SvjA)

121 And yet, people still hold-out hope of winning political arguments in a society where this is "not a big deal" but one idiot GOP Senate candidate saying something Teh Stoopid about "legitimate rape", once, is an "OMG, RETHUGLICAN WAR ON WIMINZZ MUST RE-ELECT THE BLACK FAILURE!!!!!eleventy!!!" moment.

It's like drowning - first there's struggle... then peace... sweet... freaking... peace.

Posted by: DocJ at November 27, 2012 03:04 PM (A5uiv)

122 Shit, at this point I am actually begging ace to bring back the London Boys link again.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2012 03:05 PM (GQ8sn)

123
I'd love to do it. To her and Debbie Schultz.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:05 PM (9Q7Nu)

124 They too walk like Egyptians. Believe us. We know. We're experts.

Posted by: The Bangles, special advisors to the Hildebeast on all things Egyptian at November 27, 2012 03:05 PM (3xuEM)

125 In other related news: Elmo accuser #3 has come forward. Media mainly flips us the Big Bird, move along.

---

In a just world, SNL and the media would be full of "Pedo me, Elmo!" jokes by now.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 03:05 PM (e0xKF)

126 I think a nice way to remove them would be applying some Ben Gay on their asses as they were removed.


Let it burn!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 27, 2012 03:06 PM (wR+pz)

127 They're from Act Up.

What is this, 1985?

AIDS is so retro.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 27, 2012 03:06 PM (T0NGe)

128 Why do Reds always go in for nudity?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 27, 2012 03:06 PM (4u2LN)

129
I'm sure I can find a Republican in the House who will sneak me in. And the media will of course be there to record Pelosi's humiliation.

oh wait...

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:06 PM (9Q7Nu)

130 Sad part is there's millions of people who think this is great and that they're sticking it to the man yadda yadda.

Posted by: booger at November 27, 2012 03:06 PM (HI6wa)

131 I'd love to do it. To her and Debbie Schultz.

Hey Sailor!

Posted by: Debbie Wantabeer Schlitz at November 27, 2012 03:06 PM (3SvjA)

132 99 Allen G,

Quite...I helped divvy up the gear of a soldier who had a diabetic seizure on a road march.

Ammo cans don't have variable weight.

Posted by: Harlekwin15 at November 27, 2012 03:07 PM (LRFds)

133 Sparkly Vampire wouldn't put up with nude shouting. I can tell you that.

Posted by: eleven - Go Raiders!! at November 27, 2012 03:07 PM (KXm42)

134
Hairy Cooter.

Isn't that a J.K. Rowling book?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:07 PM (vCK/R)

135 125
In other related news: Elmo accuser #3 has come forward. Media mainly flips us the Big Bird, move along.



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In a just world, SNL and the media would be full of "Pedo me, Elmo!" jokes by now.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 03:05 PM (e0xKF)

The jokes about hands and puppets are immensely tasteless and write themselves.

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2012 03:07 PM (RD7QR)

136 Lock them in.

Turn off the heat. Turn on the A/C.

I'm sure Boehner has a sweater.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 27, 2012 03:08 PM (T0NGe)

137 I helped divvy up the gear of a soldier who had a diabetic seizure on a road march.

That had to suck.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 03:08 PM (5DR1j)

138

Chris Christie running naked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Freedom!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:08 PM (vCK/R)

139 No jury would convict security for shooting these people on sight.

No jury comprised of employed people, that is.

Posted by: george at November 27, 2012 03:08 PM (qBLA2)

140 Sad part is there's millions of people who think this is great and that they're sticking it to the man yadda yadda.
Posted by: booger at November 27, 2012 03:06 PM (HI6wa)


Never use "sticking it to the man" in reference to a bunch of exhibitionist whackjobs who are busy swinging their dicks at the camera. Just DO. NOT. DO IT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:08 PM (4df7R)

141 I think a nice way to remove them would be applying some Ben Gay on their asses genitalia as they were removed. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 27, 2012 03:06 PM (wR+pz)

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 27, 2012 03:08 PM (sbV1u)

142 This is the perpetual campaign. If we're serious (lol...Party of Stupid), we'd push back against this shit 200%. Refute it hard (SWITD).

Comment/Cover this stupidity for weeks; make the MSM cover it daily. Hold press conferences explain how stupid these people and their ideas are. Start tying some emotion to the Dems. Stupid, childish, violent, etc. Tie it, verbally, to the Dems over and over and over and over.

(And in the above, I mean elected politicians should start, then consultants, then PAC, then rank and file.)

Posted by: Tonic Dog at November 27, 2012 03:08 PM (X/+QT)

143 Their bowel hygiene is probably poor and their wiping skills questionable.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 27, 2012 03:09 PM (+I8Mq)

144 128
Why do Reds always go in for nudity?




They're so unattractive it's a way to get attention.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 03:09 PM (UOM48)

145 Chris Christie would not fit in the Lincoln Tunnel - ungreased.

Posted by: george at November 27, 2012 03:09 PM (qBLA2)

146 No jury comprised of employed people, that is.

So... the jury you're least likely to get, then.

Remember, you're not being judged by your peers; you're being judged by 12 people (really 18, I think) who were too dumb to get out of jury duty.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 03:09 PM (5DR1j)

147 Wouldn't a Maine Surprise by definition have to be done to Olympia Snowe?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2012 03:10 PM (B/VB5)

148 In a just world, SNL and the media would be full of "Pedo me, Elmo!" jokes by now. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 03:05 PM (e0xKF)

In a just world SNL would have a skit of Mitt Romney standing in front of pedo!Elmo saying, "I told you I'd cut his funding.but you voted to fund his molestation of children. Fuck you, America."

Then he'd shoot pedo!Elmo in the head and knee naked Big Bird in the groin.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:10 PM (4df7R)

149 Staffers should have rubbed their shoes vigorously on the deep carpet and then extended a "helping hand" to block view of the naughty bits.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 27, 2012 03:10 PM (BAS5M)

150 Chris Christie running naked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Coming soon to YouTube.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2012 03:11 PM (3SvjA)

151 If this was a truly just society and strived for justice, they would be a yell of "REPEL ALL BOARDERS!", a hail of mini-gun fire, and a mound of un-lawful protestors.

Posted by: fred zeppelin at November 27, 2012 03:11 PM (zL/eJ)

152
SAGGY TITS!
SAGGY TITS!
WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF SAGGY TITS!

Posted by: Walkers! at November 27, 2012 03:11 PM (TYO2p)

153 I say we conservatives have an armed (with actual guns) nude march on DC......this next summer.

Posted by: Soona at November 27, 2012 03:11 PM (M1TuZ)

154 Frustrated Republican leaders took a swipe Tuesday at President Obama, reminding him “the election is over” as he opts for a campaign-style strategy to sell his tax-hike proposal to middle-class America and small business owners – rather than deal face-to-face with Republican lawmakers on Capitol Hill.

About time.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2012 03:11 PM (79ueO)

155 Lock them in.Turn off the heat. Turn on the A/C.

But that would make it even HARDER to tell the mannish women from the theta males.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:11 PM (4df7R)

156 99 it's not hard to notice that the lawyers seldom join said Amazonian units.

Good point. Let's load up Lucy Lawreview with 150 + lbs of gear and shove her Pilates out the back door of a C-130. We'll meet you back at the base camp.

Posted by: Call Me Ishmael at November 27, 2012 03:12 PM (3xuEM)

157
GEORGE BUSH VS. SHAVED BOOOSH!
HEY HEY! HO HO!

Posted by: Walkers! at November 27, 2012 03:12 PM (TYO2p)

158 Chris Christie running naked through the Lincoln Tunnel. Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2012 03:11 PM (3SvjA)

You sure he'd even fit?

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 27, 2012 03:12 PM (sbV1u)

159 Pregnant dude on the right can't even see his pud. Please don't make me look at it.

Posted by: NCKate at November 27, 2012 03:12 PM (V1oS8)

160 150 Chris Christie running naked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Coming soon to YouTube.

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MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY! MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!

Posted by: Austin Danger Powers at November 27, 2012 03:12 PM (e0xKF)

161 Like I said on the Twitters, they win.

I'll gladly sign my children up for financial ruin if those ugly fuckers will just put their damned clothes back on.

Posted by: Andy at November 27, 2012 03:12 PM (C/NnJ)

162 The height of narcissism is the delusion that you think you look good naked

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2012 03:13 PM (wwsoB)

163 Somebody posted 'Christie' and 'Lincoln Tunnel' and my brain came up with 'Cloverfield'

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 27, 2012 03:13 PM (8sCoq)

164 I don't think Chris Christie can run. Not even if you drove 50 feet in front of him with a tow truck hanging a box of donuts off the hook.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2012 03:13 PM (B/VB5)

165 The height of narcissism is the delusion that you think you look good naked Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2012 03:13 PM (wwsoB)

Some people do. I would guess, oh, about 3% of the population.

They are not included in that picture.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 27, 2012 03:14 PM (sbV1u)

166 163 Somebody posted 'Christie' and 'Lincoln Tunnel' and my brain came up with 'Cloverfield'
Posted by: Jones in CO at November 27, 2012 03:13 PM (8sCoq)


Guilty. With an explanation...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:14 PM (vCK/R)

167 Posted by: Dept of Accuracy at November 27, 2012 02:59 PM (+I8Mq)
___
their cooters have teeth?

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2012 03:14 PM (jm/9g)

168 That cash shitting Unicorn sitting there in the corner will pay for it all, right?

These people are EPIC. STUPID.


I just wish he would've invited one or two into his office to sit and discuss the issue in a calm and civilized manner.

He wasn't there, though, was he?

Posted by: © Sponge at November 27, 2012 03:14 PM (UK9cE)

169 You know, it just dawned on me:

JUST WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE WE DOING????

We need to erase Bush from the public's memory. Clinton was so fucking good, well here's his taxes back you fucks. How are you loving Clinton now.

Why oh why does the GOP not stand pat on this. We demand serious budget cuts or we have no problem sending EVERYONE back to the Clinton tax rates.

Clinton was so good for America, let them have him back. And say it again and again and again.

Bush might be missed after all!

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 03:14 PM (tVTLU)

170 "What do we want?"

"For it to put the lotion on its skin!"

"When do we want it?"

"NOW!"

Posted by: General Zod at November 27, 2012 03:14 PM (2+bRt)

171 Victor Davis Hanson has a great piece on the election

The Free Shit Army is one huge hurdle

http://tinyurl.com/d8xrxpk

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2012 03:14 PM (wwsoB)

172 I'm trying to contemplate having a political belief that is so fragile that John Boehner is a threat thereto. I am failing at that.


I don't think Chris Christie can run. Not even if you drove 50 feet in front of him with a tow truck hanging a box of donuts off the hook.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2012 03:13 PM (B/VB5)



Oh fuck you. I haven't had lunch yet what with actually having to work at work and I would punch a kitten in the face for a donut.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 27, 2012 03:15 PM (VtjlW)

173 79... the Large Hardon Collider.
Posted by: sifty at November 27, 2012 02:56 PM (p39GY)


Is that a typo? If not it is genius. Even if it is too.

Large Hard-on collider. Ha!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:15 PM (vCK/R)

174
It is part of the same long march. Absolutely nobody was talking about cutting AIDS funding, mainly because there is no frickin budget. This is the same type of crap as George Snuffupagus asking about banning contraception in a Repub debate.

They must be preparing for a gay marriage debate or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2012 03:15 PM (n/ubI)

175 153 I say we conservatives have an armed (with actual guns) nude march on DC......this next summer.

---

The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

Posted by: Stephen the Irishman at November 27, 2012 03:15 PM (e0xKF)

176 Fuck it, give them all they want

When the Free Shit Trough runs low, grab some popcorn while the Free Shit Army divides along their tribal lines and go to war against each other for the scraps

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2012 03:16 PM (wwsoB)

177 Oh fuck you. I haven't had lunch yet what with
actually having to work at work and I would punch a kitten in the face
for a donut Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 27, 2012 03:15 PM (VtjlW)


I am not having a problem visualizing this.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 27, 2012 03:16 PM (sbV1u)

178
Pelosi! Pelosi! Don't be a c--t!
You're deficit-spending will make us defunct!



eh? eh?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:17 PM (9Q7Nu)

179 Large Hard-on collider. Ha!

The New York Times infamously made that typo. Layers and layers of editors and fact-checkers...

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2012 03:17 PM (B/VB5)

180 They must be preparing for a gay marriage debate or something.

---

SCOTUS is preparing to decide whether to hear the Prop 8 case.

Either way, expect to hear a lot of braying from the culture warriors.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2012 03:17 PM (e0xKF)

181 You know, I'm beginning to look forward to my new life in the FEMA camp. I'll be there with lots of conservatives, we'll clean up after ourselves, have reasonable intellectual discussions, read, and generally act like human beings.

Yes, the FEMA camp life might very well be sweet.

That is, until the libtards realize that they cannot run... anything.

Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2012 03:17 PM (z63Tr)

182 These people don't understand what $17 in debt means, do they?

Posted by: © Sponge at November 27, 2012 03:18 PM (UK9cE)

183
Obama! Obama! Don't be feces!
David Brooks loves you creases!

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:18 PM (9Q7Nu)

184 All this talk of hairy cooters and saggy tits... I want to cancel my subscription, Mr. Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Kay Parker at November 27, 2012 03:19 PM (feFL6)

185 Large Hard-On Collider:


The long-lost film starring John C. Holmes and Ron Jeremy...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:19 PM (vCK/R)

186 I love watching the reactions of the leftists when you say they're all about Free Shit

They insist that they're not about getting something for nothing, it's about "fairness" and how they've somehow earned the Free Shit, or they only want their "fair share" of the loot

Keep calling them freeloaders and watch their heads explode. You're not going to sway them, but it's fun to ruin their day too

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2012 03:19 PM (wwsoB)

187 Oops....$17 trillion.....dammit.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 27, 2012 03:19 PM (UK9cE)

188 I have gravely considered the arguments of the protesters, and, after much analysis, would like to offer the following as the most considered response:
"Nuke the baby seals, bitch."

Posted by: Thorvald at November 27, 2012 03:20 PM (1V6Pv)

189
Can't seem to rhyme Chris Matthews' "tingle" with "lingual" or "cunning lingual."

Shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:20 PM (vCK/R)

190 Still funniest post ever about Sandy:

Hurricane approaches, Christie sets up emergency response team at Golden Corral!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 03:20 PM (tVTLU)

191 We lost to these people.

Think about that.

Posted by: Golan Globus at November 27, 2012 03:20 PM (7vSU0)

192 I'd bet I could find one in that crowd who should be washed, waxed and brought to my office for a stern spanking.

Sometimes all it takes is a little discipline.

Posted by: jwest at November 27, 2012 03:21 PM (ZDsRL)

193 188 I have gravely considered the arguments of the protesters, and, after much analysis, would like to offer the following as the most considered response:
"Nuke the baby seals, bitch."

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See the cheetah
Oh so supple
As he chases a gazelle
But he can't drive a car
(At least not very far...)

Posted by: Dr. Denis Leary at November 27, 2012 03:21 PM (e0xKF)

194 Yay! Back to genital-based protesting. It's quite the thing among the lefties.

Posted by: Marmo at November 27, 2012 03:21 PM (QW+AD)

195 Small Hard-On Collider:


Chris Christie ramming into Michael Moore...


(this time in the Battery Tunnel; more room)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:21 PM (vCK/R)

196 We lost to these people.

Think about that.
Posted by: Golan Globus at November 27, 2012 03:20 PM (7vSU0)

I do. Each and e very day. Each and every hour. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2012 03:22 PM (79ueO)

197 I am only giving you this because I do adore you slack jawed yokels, unlike some people who are making you think of Pelosi and c - - - at the same time.


It's because I'm better.


http://glo.bo/TrBLsr

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 27, 2012 03:22 PM (VtjlW)

198 181
You know, I'm beginning to look forward to my new life in the FEMA camp.
I'll be there with lots of conservatives, we'll clean up after
ourselves, have reasonable intellectual discussions, read, and generally
act like human beings.

Yes, the FEMA camp life might very well be sweet.

That is, until the libtards realize that they cannot run... anything.


Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2012 03:17 PM

Not if you listen to the Blue State Elite. Why, they're all for Red States seceding so they can run their Utopia unfettered by ignorant Red State obstructionism. How the rubes in the Red States will fail without the wise benevolent guidance of their Ivy League expertise

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2012 03:22 PM (wwsoB)

199


NUKE THE TAMPONS!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:22 PM (vCK/R)

200

VOCAL-NY ‏@VOCALNewYork

"budget cuts are really rude, thats why we have to be so lewd" - naked #AIDS activists chanting in Boehner's office @actupny @queerocracynyc



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 27, 2012 03:22 PM (kdS6q)

201 >>grab some popcorn while the Free Shit Army divides along their tribal lines and go to war against each other

Your ideas? Intriguing. Your newsletter? I'd like to subscribe to it.

Posted by: General Zod at November 27, 2012 03:22 PM (2+bRt)

202 183

Obama! Obama! Don't be feces!
David Brooks loves you creases!




*iced tea through nose*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 03:23 PM (UOM48)

203
Nah, you had it right Sponge, they don't even understand 17 dollars in debt, to them all money is free, just print it baby.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2012 03:23 PM (n/ubI)

204 come on axel, don't be that way

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:23 PM (9Q7Nu)

205 197:

And yeah I used the number!!! If was in that age group i'd nail pelosi. absolutely. I'd make her call me reagan during... haha.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 03:23 PM (tVTLU)

206 We lost to these people.



Think about that.


Half the people in America are Stuttering Clusterfucks of Miserable Shitfail.

At least half.

Posted by: eleven - Go Raiders!! at November 27, 2012 03:23 PM (KXm42)

207 Well, he was probably in the Speaker's Office. These guys stormed his regular office.

wtf.

I for one, would like to have a fight about the culture of corruption at PBS and the links between Elmo and pederast Harry Reid. Was there a child trading ring funded by the public purse? Is that why Democrats led by Harry Ried are so unwilling to cut funding to PBS?

These questions demand answers.

We can march into Reid's Senate offices dressed like Elmo and scream "what did you know and when did you know it!"

Posted by: elizabethe at November 27, 2012 03:24 PM (oU9pV)

208 >>>MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY! MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!
Posted by: Austin Danger Powers

Hahahaha!

Posted by: Walkers! at November 27, 2012 03:24 PM (TYO2p)

209 Looks like Man's Country in Chicago. My bf Barry and I love it there!

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 27, 2012 03:25 PM (wIgpo)

210 Oh fuck you. I haven't had lunch yet what with
actually having to work at work and I would punch a kitten in the face
for a donut.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 27, 2012 03:15 PM (VtjlW)


Not the kittens! ;_; Have mercy!

I choose to look at this debacle in a positive light. In that photograph we see four Leftists in their natural state.

Typically I do not enjoy mocking people, but this... is gold.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 27, 2012 03:25 PM (FVUmk)

211
Fluke, Fluke, don't be a slut
Hide your birth control up your butt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2012 03:25 PM (n/ubI)

212

An aide to Boehner said there would be no official comment about the incident




Spineless worm....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 27, 2012 03:25 PM (kdS6q)

213 We lost to these people. Think about that.
Posted by: Golan Globus at November 27, 2012 03:20 PM (7vSU0)


-----------------------------------------


I do. Every day.

Posted by: Soona at November 27, 2012 03:26 PM (M1TuZ)

214
Is it cold in DC? Id make them wait outside, put them in a cold paddy wagon, and not give them any clothes until they are booked.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 27, 2012 03:26 PM (TYO2p)

215 Looks like Boehner is gonna need a hell of a lot of disinfectant...

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 27, 2012 03:26 PM (sZTYJ)

216 AtC you are a wonderful person

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 27, 2012 03:26 PM (8sCoq)

217 Calling Obama feces is racist.

You can't use brown poo to explain a brown man.

Obama Obama, don't be BAT GUANO!!!!

I have nothing rhyming with guano, so it's all you from here.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 27, 2012 03:26 PM (UK9cE)

218 The reason we lost to these people is we don't get outraged enough. They LIVE on outrage.

Well, okay, you and I do. But "Everyday" conservatives tend to believe "be calm, all is well." They've been taught that "Slippery Slope" is ALWAYS a logical fallacy- even when the person arguing it has specific proof of his claims. They've been taught that "there are rules" but they have this oppressive (but vague) fear that they're breaking them.

Until Honey Boo Boo conservatives can be roused out of their slumber, or made to care again (in the case of those who said "Fuck it"), we won't be winning elections.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 03:27 PM (5DR1j)

219 It looks like they have something written on themselves above their tits.

Hard to make out, looks like a phone number and ask for LeRoy.

Can anyone else read it?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 27, 2012 03:27 PM (wR+pz)

220
I'm gonna go combinge on the last piece of pie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2012 03:27 PM (n/ubI)

221 212

An aide to Boehner said there would be no official comment about the incident


Like most problems in life, this one will just go away if you ignore it, yep.

Sigh...so fucking fucked we are.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 27, 2012 03:28 PM (hNXHo)

222 No official comment?

Miss Marple's official comment is this:

"We have entered an age of complete barbarism. If President Obama wants to be associated with vulgar, unclothed creeps, fine. I am done with people like this."

Posted by: Miss Marple at November 27, 2012 03:28 PM (GoIUi)

223 I wonder if the Marxists realized that when you unleash this shit, it will also attack it's master. Careful who you sell your soul to Democrats. A payment will come due that you can't make.

..and the devil always gets his due.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 27, 2012 03:29 PM (x0J7V)

224 "The Free Shit Army is one huge hurdle"
Calling them the "Free Shit Army" is a good starting point. Once upon a time, the term "welfare queen" used to resonate with people. If you want fewer societal parasites (thereby shrinking the Democrats' voter base), then you must first call them what they are.

Posted by: Sam In VA at November 27, 2012 03:29 PM (rFiOs)

225 Not the kittens! ;_; Have mercy!


Yes. Because I am renown for my mercy.


Oh. Hey. Look. I have chips in my desk. brb shoving them all into my pie hole

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 27, 2012 03:29 PM (VtjlW)

226 #217
Obama, Obama, don't be bat guano,
Lest you become the subject of Andre Serrano!

Posted by: Miss Marple at November 27, 2012 03:30 PM (GoIUi)

227
Michael Tikili, 26, of New York City, said he is HIV-positive and depends on Medicaid for treatment.

"Just the idea of these programs being cut is horrible," Tikili said





Your entire life you've been told about HIV and AIDS, and you still didn't behave.

You dit.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 27, 2012 03:30 PM (kdS6q)

228 Oh fuck you. I haven't had lunch yet what with actually having to work at work and I would punch a kitten in the face for a donut.

Don't be so dramatic. All you have to do is outrun Chris Christie.

Posted by: fluffy at November 27, 2012 03:30 PM (3SvjA)

229 We have become the Land of the Stupid.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 27, 2012 03:30 PM (OWjjx)

230
Dear Unions,

The gays and feminists need the money earmarked for you in order to buy birth control and an array of winter scarves. I'm sure you'll understand.

Sorry,

Obama

Posted by: MJ--Starting a Democrat Civil War at November 27, 2012 03:30 PM (TR60b)

231 Would it be terribly rude if someone were to follow these naked protesters around with a spray bottle of vinegar to keep spritzing their asses and privates, and, when asked why, answer, "Cuz they're spreading the AIDS with their nekkid bits and Bianca Jagger said chemtrails is real."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:31 PM (4df7R)

232
VDH, in his article Learning From the Election, nails what a lot of people even during the primaries identified as Romney's Bain problem. It's not about eating the rich or class envy directly, it's about wind surfing fops who speak in managerese.

Nobody likes them.

The Republicans have only won the popular vote since Ronald Reagan’s presidency on two occasions: 1988 and 2004. In both instances, even the patrician Bushes were able to paint their liberal opponents as out-of-touch Massachusetts magnificoes. Lee Atwater turned Michael Dukakis, the helmeted tank driver, into a bumbling Harvard Square naïf. Karl Rove reminded the country that John Kerry, the wind surfer, was a spandex-wearing, wetsuit-outfitted yuppie who lived in several of his rich wife’s mansions, as he jetted around in her plane and sailed on her boat.

Otherwise, it was the Republicans who always ended up reduced to plutocratic grandees. Since 1960, and with the exception of Barack Obama, the Democrats always lost when they ran northern liberals — George McGovern, Michael Dukakis, Walter Mondale, and John Kerry — so great is the American distrust of both old money aristocrats and Northern tsk-tsk scolds. Apparently southern accents — LBJ, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Al Gore — were necessary fides to win the popular vote, a sort of implicit reminder to voters that liberal Democrats could be just folks rather social engineers and redistributionists. Wealth apparently is not the key as much as an impression of familiarity with the working classes. Liberals laughed at Reagan riding horses, chopping wood, and chainsawing on his ranch, but voters liked what they saw. Neither party apparently can nominate a Massachusetts governor or senator and expect to win.

Posted by: entropy at November 27, 2012 03:31 PM (TULs6)

233 Is it too late to petition England to just take us back? Really, maybe we don't deserve to govern ourselves if this is representative of what we have become.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 27, 2012 03:31 PM (OWjjx)

234

Didn't Ace do a whole post about us having to move beyond politics and take back the culture? Now this post.

Oy gevalt.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:31 PM (vCK/R)

235 I'd hit that and give them the group discount.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 27, 2012 03:32 PM (PFvlM)

236 Last year it was the occupooper. This is MY year, baby!

Posted by: Occupeer at November 27, 2012 03:32 PM (TOk1P)

237 We're Here, We're Queer! We Don't Want Any More Bears!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 27, 2012 03:33 PM (wwsoB)

238 50 but if they were in my office, I'd ask them to leave exactly once, and then begin vigorouslyswinging a Louisville Slugger with the intent of busting skulls.

*** Paintball gun.

With Pepper Balls.

Posted by: rickb223 Let It Burn at November 27, 2012 03:33 PM (GFM2b)

239 WSJ called Red Dawn "xenophobic".

You are fucking kidding me...

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 03:33 PM (tVTLU)

240 pDidn't Ace do a whole post about us having to move beyond politics and take back the culture? Now this post.

"Move beyond" does not mean "give up entirely." Politics is politics. And this isn't so much about politics as it is about a bunch of whiny naked people who apparently missed out on the training the Africans got about washing their junk after sex.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:33 PM (4df7R)

241 Incompetent poseurs!

Posted by: Femen at November 27, 2012 03:33 PM (sZTYJ)

242 >
Is it too late to petition England to just take us back?

Oh, you don't want that. We may be fucked, but the UK is Double Secret Fucked.

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 27, 2012 03:34 PM (8sCoq)

243
Dear Latinos,

Instead of passing amnesty, we'll need all of that political capital to get Card Check passed in the house. I'm sure you comprende. Next election, though. Swearsies.

From,

Obama

Posted by: MJ--Starting a Democrat Civil War at November 27, 2012 03:34 PM (TR60b)

244 @23 "WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!"

It can be if I start drinking.

Posted by: Cameron at November 27, 2012 03:34 PM (hwUXQ)

245 239 WSJ called Red Dawn "xenophobic".

You are fucking kidding me...
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 03:33 PM (tVTLU)


That's exactly how they would describe the Poles circa 1939 and their attitude towards the Germans and Russians.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:34 PM (vCK/R)

246 (Not the 1st to go o/t) Woody Allen hosts William F. Buckley, Jr., in 1967. (We don't know that Allen had given himself fully to the dark side at that point.) Funny, and safe for work, but make sure the audio is down nearly ALL the way, as the level is insanely loud:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/d7cpm86
"Mr. Buckley, who would you support as a candidate in the Pres. election?" "Anyone who could beat Johnson."

Posted by: Thorvald at November 27, 2012 03:35 PM (1V6Pv)

247 I wonder if the Marxists realized that when you unleash this shit, it will also attack it's master. Careful who you sell your soul to Democrats. A payment will come due that you can't make. ..and the devil always gets his due.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 27, 2012 03:29 PM (x0J7V)


------------------------------------------------------


Choom Boy bought all of his agencies plenty of ammo. He's not worried. This will all have to burn before it changes. It's been out of control for too long. It has become the norm.

We're not only ruled by marxists now, but marxist barbarians (if there's a difference).

Posted by: Soona at November 27, 2012 03:35 PM (M1TuZ)

248
The House on Wednesday will consider a proposal to name a Capitol Hill office building after the late Thomas P. (Tip) O’Neill, the Massachusetts Democrat and congressman who served as Speaker of the House longer than anyone in U.S. history.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) don’t agree on much these days, but the two lawmakers released statements Tuesday supporting the measure. Boehner called O’Neill “a giant in the history of the House”...




John, John, John....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 27, 2012 03:35 PM (kdS6q)

249 Can anyone else read it?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 27, 2012 03:27 PM (wR+pz)


Don't care.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 27, 2012 03:35 PM (x0J7V)

250
That makes sense.

We're living in a time when you shouldn't treat home invaders badly, especially if they're not Caucasian.


Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:35 PM (9Q7Nu)

251
btw, since when does Tom Hanks do movie reviews for WSJ?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:36 PM (9Q7Nu)

252
Dear Terrorists,

It is easy to kill our legislators. Just ask the press to open the door for you.

Posted by: Big Government at November 27, 2012 03:36 PM (SkyIE)

253 The Free Shit Army could not have won without millions of REMFs.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 27, 2012 03:36 PM (9ghZ6)

254 Boner statement (in a perfect world):

Given his lack of vision, it was clear to us that Obama had no clothes and ran a naked, divisive campaign.

Now it unfortunately is apparent that Obama's supporters have no clothes as well...

Next!

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 03:36 PM (tVTLU)

255 >
WSJ called Red Dawn "xenophobic".

buncha pointy-headed striped pants motherfuckers

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 27, 2012 03:36 PM (8sCoq)

256
224"The Free Shit Army is one huge hurdle"

Calling them the "Free Shit Army" is a good starting point.

Is it?
I'm not so sure.

It makes the presumption that these people have shame.
And they don't.
So the Free Shit Army probably thinks being a member of the 'Free Shit Army' is something that is cool.

"Government Slaves"...is more accurate, really.
Perhaps calling them the 'Government Slave Army' would be more of a pejorative that would make them less likely to enjoy being a part of it.

Posted by: wheatie at November 27, 2012 03:37 PM (CM59X)

257 239 WSJ called Red Dawn "xenophobic".

You are fucking kidding me...
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 03:33 PM (tVTLU)


The newly infiltrated Communist rags said the same thing about the original, at the time.

Same. exact. thing.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 27, 2012 03:37 PM (x0J7V)

258 246 Posted by: Thorvald at November 27, 2012 03:35 PM (1V6Pv)


Look up Woody Allen as the mystery guest on "What's My Line?" circa 1967.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:38 PM (vCK/R)

259
I refer to them as wards of the state.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:38 PM (9Q7Nu)

260 Uh, no, it's public nudity in the winter that will make you sick, but I see you are already sicko, so you are well on your way.


Which of those ugly broads has AIDS I wonder, and is it that guy's fault?

Posted by: tcn at November 27, 2012 03:38 PM (ZOUmX)

261 btw, since when does Tom Hanks do movie reviews for WSJ?
Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:36 PM (9Q7Nu)


Because when leftard actors realize they've lost credibility with the viewing public, they decide that the best way to get it back is to start writing shit. E.G., Alec Baldwin.

It doesn't work, but it's fun to laugh at them.

"Dear Tom Hanks,

1997 called. You left your relevance on its couch.

Sincerely,
MWR"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:38 PM (4df7R)

262 >Boeher, Boehner, don't be a dick. Budget cuts will make us sick."<

I think what made you sick was sodomizing another man.

Posted by: marcus at November 27, 2012 03:38 PM (GGCsk)

263 Want to fuck over the MSM with a longer range plan?

Buy less shit

No one pays to watch NBC or the rest of them, they're reliant on advertising cash. The whole point of advertising is to get you to buy shit, and the MSM needs that ad spending to pay the big salaries and production costs

If you buy less shit now, you'll still have some cash left over when the shit hits the fan, or at least you won't be stuck with no incoming cash and debt for what you no longer have

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2012 03:39 PM (wwsoB)

264 "My biggest problem with the election? We lost to assclowns like this. Apparently 52 or so percent of the American public find this persuasive."

No -- they don't. This kind of self-indulgent behavior turns people off and its not persuasive. These protestors are engaged in a kind of emotional/political self-pleasure [which is admittedly probably not the best analogy to use with naked protestors]. They are doing to show how righteous they are. They could care less whether they persuade.

Posted by: nc at November 27, 2012 03:39 PM (YvFZ3)

265 257:

I suppose it is xenophobic to kick foreigners out of your own country. Is that what Indians, or excuse me Native Americans are/were, "xenophobic"???

Unbelievable.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 03:39 PM (tVTLU)

266 Here'a some poetry back at em:

Cornholers Cornholers,
Here's the trick;
Don't take it in the turd hole ,
And you won't get sick...

To be accompanied by flash cards and the Muppet-Molester from Sesame Street to do sign language interpretation. No film allowed, just a near sighted courtroom artist.

Posted by: Sandman Has hate to spare now at November 27, 2012 03:39 PM (X0+Bx)

267
actually it was about Tom Hanks' stupid remark about American racism being the catalyst to drop the bombs on the Japanese

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:40 PM (9Q7Nu)

268 Boehnered.

Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2012 03:40 PM (/ZZCn)

269 Which of those ugly broads has AIDS I wonder, and is it that guy's fault?

My guess? All of them. And no. I doubt he swings that way.

As someone pointed out- these people have heard about AIDS their entire lives- certainly before they were sexually active (unless they were victims of sexual assault on a minor). Yet, somehow, they couldn't take the basic precautions that basically completely prevent AIDS.

Seriously, with very, very, very few exceptions, AIDS is a disease you acquire through your own gross negligence.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 03:40 PM (5DR1j)

270 Off "Big Government" sock

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 27, 2012 03:40 PM (SkyIE)

271 This is what votes for Obama.

And people want us to adjust our message to attract them?

I would rather slam my dick in a car door and burn it off with a blowtorch.

Posted by: marcus at November 27, 2012 03:41 PM (GGCsk)

272
The Free Shit Army could not have won without millions of REMFs.

The Free Shit Army probably would not have won if we hadn't poured all our hopes of resistance into a more religious John Kerry.

Posted by: entropy at November 27, 2012 03:41 PM (TULs6)

273 Tom Hanks? Last movie I saw him in was a home video of him doing an Amos and Andy type thing at a school function.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2012 03:41 PM (TOk1P)

274 Soothsayer,

Did he really say that? Really? Then he is fucking dead to me.

And he is stupider than shit.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 03:41 PM (tVTLU)

275 Headline

"PROTEST IN CAPITOL GETS UGLY"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 27, 2012 03:42 PM (SkyIE)

276 :::255 >
WSJ called Red Dawn "xenophobic".:::

And all you haters said it would suck. Sounds pretty fucking awesome to me. Now I'm definitely going to see it.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 27, 2012 03:42 PM (PFvlM)

277 256 "Government Slaves"...is more accurate, really.
Perhaps calling them the 'Government Slave Army' would be more of a pejorative that would make them less likely to enjoy being a part of it.
Posted by: wheatie at November 27, 2012 03:37 PM (CM59X)


If I could get away with it and had the cash, I'd plaster every black neighborhood in the country with billboards that had LBJ's infamous "voting for us for 200 years" quote.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:42 PM (vCK/R)

278 As someone pointed out- these people have heard about AIDS their entire lives- certainly before they were sexually active (unless they were victims of sexual assault on a minor). Yet, somehow, they couldn't take the basic precautions that basically completely prevent AIDS.

It's like the "obesity problem." Is there anyone out there who is still too stupid to realize that eating McDonald's three times a day, seven times a week, is going to make you a fatass? Or that eating nothing but cookies andbacon is going to harden your arteries like roofing tar? Because if those people exist then I would argue that they are too stupid to live and should be allowed to gorge themselves to death.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:43 PM (4df7R)

279 Did he really say that? Really? Then he is fucking dead to me. And he is stupider than shit.
Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 03:41 PM (tVTLU)


Yes, he did, during production of The Pacific, the miniseries he did with Steven Spielberg about the Pacific Theater.

He died for me then, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:44 PM (4df7R)

280 263 Want to fuck over the MSM with a longer range plan?

Buy less shit

No one pays to watch NBC or the rest of them, they're reliant on advertising cash. The whole point of advertising is to get you to buy shit, and the MSM needs that ad spending to pay the big salaries and production costs

If you buy less shit now, you'll still have some cash left over when the shit hits the fan, or at least you won't be stuck with no incoming cash and debt for what you no longer have

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2012 03:39 PM (wwsoB)


Best near-term weapon we have. A large, on-going. long-term buycott will have its effect.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 27, 2012 03:44 PM (x0J7V)

281 Or that eating nothing but cookies andbacon is going to harden your arteries like roofing tar?

You take that back.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 03:44 PM (5DR1j)

282 WOLVERrrrrrrr....Oooooooo Obama cell phone....

Posted by: fred zeppelin at November 27, 2012 03:44 PM (zL/eJ)

283 We're spending how many billion more a month than we take in? And these fuckers are bitching about AIDS!?!

GFY, losers. America - really starting to suck more and more by the minute.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 27, 2012 03:44 PM (UK9cE)

284 It makes the presumption that these people have shame.
And they don't.
So the Free Shit Army probably thinks being a member of the 'Free Shit Army' is something that is cool.

Posted by: wheatie at November 27, 2012 03:37 PM

The ones who've made a career out of free shit don't have any shame, but the working Obama voters get very indignant about being called members of the Free Shit Army

Those are the ones who want free health care, free contraceptives, mortgage forgiveness, student loan forgivenness, in fact, they want the government to provide or subsidize all the necessities so that they can use their income on toys, yoga classes, vacations, iPhones, and nice cars

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2012 03:44 PM (wwsoB)

285 278 Because if those people exist then I would argue that they are too stupid to live and should be allowed to gorge themselves to death.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:43 PM (4df7R)

Firing squad or mikvah. We can't afford to have them around and take our scarce, limited, rationed healthcare.

And junk food.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:44 PM (vCK/R)

286 > These protestors are engaged in a kind of emotional/political
self-pleasure [which is admittedly probably not the best analogy to use
with naked protestors]. They are doing to show how righteous they are.
They could care less whether they persuade.


They're a bunch of fucking perverts. Let's start The Comeback by calling things what they are. And these people are perverts.

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 27, 2012 03:45 PM (8sCoq)

287 Didn't Ace do a whole post about us having to move beyond politics and take back the culture? Now this post.


I gave you tits.


Here. In the spirit of comity, Imma make it Rain up in here.

http://bit.ly/SotdSh

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 27, 2012 03:45 PM (VtjlW)

288 Don't call it the "Free Shit Army"

Call it something like "working on the Democrat's Progressives" or call them what they are: "Parasites"

Use Marxist quotes or rhetoric to tear them down. The irony alone would be delicious.

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 27, 2012 03:45 PM (sZTYJ)

289
yeah, so the only reason we'd be upset today if koreans invaded the US is...

xenophobia



Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 03:45 PM (9Q7Nu)

290 H8ters.

All of you- proclaiming people actually take responsibility for their choices and the consequences of poor decisions which they instead want to project on us.

Posted by: marcus at November 27, 2012 03:46 PM (GGCsk)

291 No -- they don't. This kind of self-indulgent behavior turns people off and its not persuasive. These protestors are engaged in a kind of emotional/political self-pleasure [which is admittedly probably not the best analogy to use with naked protestors]. They are doing to show how righteous they are. They could care less whether they persuade.
Posted by: nc at November 27, 2012 03:39 PM (YvFZ3)


-------------------------------------------------


If I were to show these pics or the video of this to anyone 18-35 (voting age), I'd almost bet my next paycheck that 50-60% of them would think it was funny and/or really really cool. TRUTH TO POWER!!

Posted by: Soona at November 27, 2012 03:46 PM (M1TuZ)

292 I so tired of all the "send money to find the cure" activists. And not just for AIDS.

Medical research costs money, yes. It also takes time, and no amount of money can speed it up beyond a certain point. Yet they keep pushing the myth that the only thing standing in the way of finding a cure tomorrow is insufficient taxpayer dollars.

Especially when it comes to AIDS- it's a (preventable) viral disease. Consider the many decades and billions have been spent trying to find a cure for the common cold, rabies, influenza, and other such ailments that have been around a hell of a lot longer than AIDS.

Know how many true cures have been found? ZERO. Vaccines yes, but once you have symptoms, you're fucked.

And given that HIV is a mutating virus? Let's just say that we could spend our entire GDP looking for "the cure", and not live to see one.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 27, 2012 03:46 PM (SY2Kh)

293 It's like the "obesity problem." Is there anyone out
there who is still too stupid to realize that eating McDonald's three
times a day, seven times a week, is going to make you a fatass? Or that
eating nothing but cookies andbacon is going to harden your arteries
like roofing tar? Because if those people exist then I would argue that
they are too stupid to live and should be allowed to gorge themselves to
death.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 03:43 PM (4df7R)

Oh, they know alright, but doing something about it seems to be beyond their capabilities, so they make it somebody else's fault. Couldn't be them, oh no, not them. Never that.

Fatasses.

Posted by: tcn at November 27, 2012 03:46 PM (ZOUmX)

294 278 -

Yeah, what he said.

Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at November 27, 2012 03:46 PM (TOk1P)

295 Or that eating nothing but cookies andbacon is going to harden your arteries like roofing tar?


*cries and cries and cries* Make the mean person stop saying mean things!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 27, 2012 03:46 PM (VtjlW)

296 "They're a bunch of fucking perverts. Let's start The Comeback by calling things what they are. And these people are perverts."
They are immature babies. Naked in body and empty in mind.

Posted by: nc at November 27, 2012 03:47 PM (YvFZ3)

297 Combinging?

Posted by: teh Wind at November 27, 2012 03:47 PM (HBU8E)

298 If that was my office you would need to cleanse it with fire before I stepped back into it.

There also better be the scalps of anyone that let those gross-bags in nailed to the wall.

Posted by: marcus at November 27, 2012 03:47 PM (GGCsk)

299
277...If I could get away with it and had the cash, I'd plaster every black neighborhood in the country with billboards that had LBJ's infamous "voting for us for 200 years" quote.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 03:42 PM (vCK/R)

-----------

Yeah, it's a shame there is no tape of that.
I don't doubt that LBJ said it...because it sounds like something he'd say.

But without taped evidence, the left would dismiss it as "lies".

Posted by: wheatie at November 27, 2012 03:47 PM (CM59X)

300 What is it about Republican congressmen that makes lefty gals strip off their clothes and run screaming into a GOP ofiice.?

Will Gillette come out with a Boehner Musk For Men?

Posted by: mrp at November 27, 2012 03:48 PM (HjPtV)

301 Not HIV but full-blown aiiiiiiiddddsss

Posted by: Peter Griffin at November 27, 2012 03:49 PM (60GaT)

302 I always thought preventing AIDS was as easy as NOT FUCKING PEOPLE WITH AIDS

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 27, 2012 03:49 PM (SkyIE)

303 "If I were to show these pics or the video of this to anyone 18-35 (voting age), I'd almost bet my next paycheck that 50-60% of them would think it was funny and/or really really cool. TRUTH TO POWER!!"

Nah -- they would think they are idiotic losers. Because being fat and naked is just not cool in any world.

Posted by: nc at November 27, 2012 03:49 PM (YvFZ3)

304 292 -

That's why they aren't really looking for a cure, but like almost everything else in the medical world, finding ways to make it a chronic illness is where the money's at.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2012 03:49 PM (TOk1P)

305 Anybody else find the nakedness ironic?

After all, if they kept their clothes on a made better decisions maybe, just maybe they wouldn't be protesting.

I mean really- who the fuck says "yeah lets go have a naked protest at the Speakers office". And someone else says- "yeah that's a great idea!"

Posted by: marcus at November 27, 2012 03:50 PM (GGCsk)

306 Re: that side bar story and my constant harping on wedges...

say....well run health care occurs in red states

That's because the GOP tries not to always be the purchased party. We have ideas too, ideas that work. On the other hand, the donks are owned by special interests, that's why their policies are slapped together last minute.

Personal attack against mr. likeable obama (who's personal ratings were dropping, remember the preference cascade....lol) about how everything he does he does for his donors.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 27, 2012 03:50 PM (QxSug)

307 Best near-term weapon we have. A large, on-going. long-term buycott will have its effect.

On this note... the thing you buy most of is (probably) cleaning supplies. Well, food and gasoline- but other than that: cleaning supplies. So it makes sense to do things that require you to buy fewer cleaning supplies.

If you can afford it, get a good water filtration/softening system for your home. It vastly reduces the amount of soap you have to use in anything from your dishwasher to your clothes washer, to the shower.

Whether you can afford that or not, there's a product (I'll have to get the name) that cleans basically anything. You get a big bucket of the stuff, and then dilute it to clean everything from windows and counters to your bathroom and (I think) laundry.

These let you avoid buying stuff from Proctor and Gamble- without particularly inconveniencing yourself.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 03:51 PM (5DR1j)

308 Best near-term weapon we have. A large, on-going. long-term buycott will have its effect.

And remember to always DVR, and time shift at least 24 hours. Nielsen counts less for DVR viewing because you skip the commercials, and it counts not at all if you watch 24+ hours later.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2012 03:51 PM (B/VB5)

309 "PROTEST IN CAPITOL GETS UGLY"

That would be perfect but they'll never take shots at their own.

Posted by: eleven - Go Raiders!! at November 27, 2012 03:51 PM (KXm42)

310 Let's see. AIDS is a scourge that can kill. But only if you have sex with an infected partner, without protection of any kind. Gosh, seems like monogamous marriage would pretty well wipe it out, no?


But instead, we apparently need to have buttsecks with strangers in truck stops and then have the healthy, monogamously married people pay to keep ourselves from dying like lemmings over a cliff. Yeah. That's the ticket. And if they refuse, we are going to rub our naked, sweaty tits all over the mahogany furniture in the offices in the Capitol Building. I think that makes the world of sense. Don't you?


Now I need to bleach my brain.

Posted by: tcn at November 27, 2012 03:51 PM (ZOUmX)

311 Tom Hanks is a liberal jack ass thru and thru.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2012 03:53 PM (79ueO)

312
This is a "47% Sighting". Although you may go blind with repeated viewing.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 27, 2012 03:54 PM (pDRpv)

313 @310: With the increasingly steady stream of stories about how all the major VDs are rapidly mutating to become untreatable I think G*d is having the last laugh on the "sexual revolution".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2012 03:54 PM (B/VB5)

314 18They arrested one guy for indecent exposure but they had to let him go for insufficient evidence.Posted by: Minuteman at November 27, 2012 02:46 PM (qs9G3)>>
>>
>Beautiful. A tad Dangerfieldesque. Nice one.

Posted by: Rodney Whippenpoof at November 27, 2012 03:54 PM (a6/EB)

315 Aw, man, not this shit again. Hey guys, the 80s called, it wants its protest back.

Does anyone really give a crap about people who are stupid enough to get HIV now? I mean, Jesus on a pogo stick.

Posted by: rockmom at November 27, 2012 03:55 PM (NYnoe)

316



NY Times Makes Goracle-Like Prediction: In 50 Years “There’s A Good Chance New York City Will Sink Beneath The Sea”…


yeah and? I don't see the problem

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2012 03:56 PM (79ueO)

317 Getting in tune with their 2 year old selves.

Posted by: IBT at November 27, 2012 03:57 PM (2t6Gz)

318 I thought AIDS was a wasting disease. Clearly not.

Posted by: SCFOAMF returns at November 27, 2012 03:57 PM (3oPjL)

319 layed saggy baggys against the wall, SAID "If I F one, I F 'em all...

Posted by: Casey Jones, SOB at November 27, 2012 03:57 PM (qL20/)

320
NY Times Makes Goracle-Like Prediction: In 50 Years “There’s A Good Chance New York City Will Sink Beneath The Sea”…

****

What can I do to help?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 27, 2012 03:58 PM (SkyIE)

321 Come on now. Don't you understand?

It's for the children.

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 27, 2012 03:58 PM (hNXHo)

322 This is a "47% Sighting". Although you may go blind with repeated viewing.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 27, 2012 03:54 PM (pDRpv)


-------------------------------------------


Someone made a correction of this the other day, and I agree. To re-write your comment: This is a 51% sighting.

We are the 47% now.

Posted by: Soona at November 27, 2012 03:58 PM (M1TuZ)

323 Did not watch the vid, or read all the comments. Were there any elbows?

Posted by: T-DUBYAH-D at November 27, 2012 04:02 PM (WX65W)

324 Cookies and bacon may turn your arteries into roofing tar. But one might try cock and fake-n (soy product) for that svelt, fashionable figure of mine that everyone craves.

Posted by: SCOAMT - to swerve and infect at November 27, 2012 04:04 PM (a6/EB)

325
Why do leftards always think we'll be shocked by their saggy tits, hairy boosh, and little cocks?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 27, 2012 04:10 PM (TYO2p)

326 San Francisco just banned public nudity. All the crazies needed to find a new festering cesspool of decadence and debauchery to live in, so they moved to D.C.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 27, 2012 04:30 PM (KCvsd)

327 Know how many true cures have been found? ZERO. Vaccines yes, but once you have symptoms, you're fucked.

What? There's a vaccine? Did I miss this?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 27, 2012 04:34 PM (QupBk)

328
"This is why they win and we lose. They're more dedicated than us."

By definition, people seeking power will be more dedicated than people who eschew power: greed is always more dedicated than humility.

How funny it is that we should be labelled as the party of greed! What you see in that photo is pure avarice: lust for the goods of others. And like all sins, it's damned ugly.

Posted by: Brown Line at November 27, 2012 04:57 PM (VrNoa)

329
NY Times Makes Goracle-Like Prediction: In 50 Years “There’s A Good Chance New York City Will Sink Beneath The Sea”…

<starts up massive gas burning SUV> Can anyone help me make it 40 years? 30?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 27, 2012 05:00 PM (pDRpv)

330 @ #322: that last 4% were all dead people

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 27, 2012 05:01 PM (pDRpv)

331 L.I.F.B. and cauterize the infection, otherwise the nation dies.

Posted by: Morbius at November 27, 2012 05:40 PM (1aenQ)

332 I like AIDS. It makes liberals go away.

Posted by: weew at November 27, 2012 05:46 PM (L5yyj)

333 I've visited the Capitol and the legislative office buildings. They've got very serious security (I couldn't even take a little keychain multitool in with me). The idea that these "activists" were able to walk into Boehner's office on their own is literally unimaginable. It's as if they walked into Obama's private office in the White House. It just doesn't happen.

UNLESS, of course, a friendly liberal legislator let them in (and alerted the press in advance).

Next time it could be a guy with a gun. The Democrats are going full Nazi. It's time to go full Zhukov on their asses.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 27, 2012 06:04 PM (XqWb3)

334 Boehner Boehner don't back down, make big budget cuts all around!

Boehner Boehner ignore their schtick, force more budget cuts 'til they stick!

Posted by: JJAK at November 27, 2012 06:20 PM (2wESP)

335 Security seems lax if a mob can get in like that.

Posted by: Winston Smith (Islam edition) at November 27, 2012 06:29 PM (B7joV)

336 These piles of goat dung are representative of those who voted for Obama.

Posted by: rplat at November 27, 2012 07:41 PM (ew94K)

337 They give whole new meaning to the term, "Lumpenbourgeoisie"

Posted by: Esay's Message at November 27, 2012 08:29 PM (6c62F)






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