Funny

This is dri's link from the sidebar. It's a clip from a Brazilian prank show. They have an elevator rigged so a "ghost" can appear and terrorize people. It's pretty hilarious.

The scare here is strong so I'm not laughing at these people so much as I'm laughing in the knowledge that I'd be pretty scared too.

Posted by: Ace at 11:40 AM



Comments

1 Wow, open thread already?

Posted by: © Sponge at November 27, 2012 11:41 AM (UK9cE)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 27, 2012 11:42 AM (5DR1j)

3 I would die.

Posted by: wargasmguy at November 27, 2012 11:42 AM (uEm7J)

4 Just remember.
Something like that happens to you - clutch your chest in pain and collapse.

Set. For. Life.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 27, 2012 11:42 AM (Qxdfp)

5 Surprised no one stroked out.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 11:43 AM (hX8cq)

6 Ghost = Spook = racist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 11:44 AM (vCK/R)

7 Nothing says entertainment like scarring people for life.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 27, 2012 11:44 AM (UK9cE)

8

weird, today I was just thinking how much I hate pranksters

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 11:45 AM (x0cB9)

9 the power of one little goil.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 11:45 AM (hX8cq)

10

second look at Brazillian ghost for 2016?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 11:46 AM (x0cB9)

11 I would have peed myself....and then smacked the kid for screaming at me

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 27, 2012 11:47 AM (JWLqy)

12 Wow, open thread already?

Ace is saving the bitter political post/rants for the prime time commenting period.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 27, 2012 11:48 AM (kqqGm)

13 And if someone got violent with the kid, would they be as amused at their prank?

Posted by: Vizzini at November 27, 2012 11:48 AM (O7Q1u)

14 Between this and the earlier elevator prank with the LG screens portraying the floor dropping out, I'm going to start getting paranoid about getting on elevators!

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at November 27, 2012 11:48 AM (91XRk)

15 nothing says "load in the pants" like a ghost in an elevator

Posted by: cicero skip at November 27, 2012 11:49 AM (3m9Uc)

16 is Dr. Freud in today.

Yes, He is on floor 3 , go down the hall to the left , Office 33.

Thank you.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 11:49 AM (hX8cq)

17 Between this and the earlier elevator prank with the LG screens portraying the floor dropping out, I'm going to start getting paranoid about getting on elevators!
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at November 27, 2012 11:48 AM (91XRk)

I haven't seen the LG one...do you have a link?

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 27, 2012 11:49 AM (JWLqy)

18 nothing says "load in the pants" "open carry" like a ghost in an elevator

FIFY

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 27, 2012 11:51 AM (kqqGm)

19 I hope they had some safety measures in place. My natural reaction to being scared is to throw punches.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 27, 2012 11:51 AM (J4gw3)

20 It's all fun and games until a ghost gets hurt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 27, 2012 11:51 AM (ON54M)

21 Never mess with my elevator

Posted by: alex of nebraska at November 27, 2012 11:51 AM (uFY4s)

22 Spinning sidekick to the head.

Posted by: Jean Claude van Dammit at November 27, 2012 11:52 AM (I7O5y)

23 Entertainment's gotten really sadistic in recent years.

Maybe the footage of a TV producer getting the shit kicked out of him by an unhappy victim would make a good show.

Posted by: Zsasz at November 27, 2012 11:52 AM (RDP+N)

24 I noticed the men can also hit the high notes.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 11:52 AM (hX8cq)

25
A burrito fart would take care of any ghost problem.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 27, 2012 11:52 AM (ZC4xT)

26 Looks like a tax to me.

Posted by: John Roberts at November 27, 2012 11:52 AM (ccXZP)

27 someone should have had some muscleguy in the elevator. seeing a muscleguy screaming or smacking the girl would have been funny

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 27, 2012 11:52 AM (Z9EHQ)

28 I hoping this entire election was a Brazilian prank show.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 27, 2012 11:53 AM (HjJbK)

29 My brother jumped out at me once.

Once.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 27, 2012 11:53 AM (J4gw3)

30 There was a whole movie like this- one of those Shaymalan joints. It was a good movie.

Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2012 11:53 AM (I2LwF)

31 17 that would be fucking terrifying. Lets do that at an old people's home

Posted by: alex of nebraska at November 27, 2012 11:53 AM (uFY4s)

32 How do I say let it burn in Portuguese?

Posted by: Mr pink at November 27, 2012 11:54 AM (U+7RQ)

33 I sequestered my pants. Then I cried.

Posted by: John Boehner at November 27, 2012 11:54 AM (ccXZP)

34 Couldn't they at least get some skinny chicks from Ipanema, instead of fat Helen Thomases?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 11:54 AM (vCK/R)

35 Or a hospital

Posted by: alex of nebraska at November 27, 2012 11:54 AM (uFY4s)

36 With sharp elbows?

Posted by: Vizzini at November 27, 2012 11:54 AM (O7Q1u)

37 >>>31 17 that would be fucking terrifying. Lets do that at an old people's home

Nah, elevator at the MSNBC studios. Make Matthews do an entire hour with shitty drawers.

Posted by: El Kabong, RINOINO at November 27, 2012 11:54 AM (HjJbK)

38 32 How do I say let it burn in Portuguese?
Posted by: Mr pink at November 27, 2012 11:54 AM (U+7RQ)


Deixais lhe para queimar-se

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 11:55 AM (vCK/R)

39 I will rape you

Posted by: helen thomas at November 27, 2012 11:55 AM (uFY4s)

40 I got the "access denied" thing on the work pooter, so I couldn't see the video.

That was pretty scary.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2012 11:55 AM (TOk1P)

41 I wouldn't be scared.



Maybe a little.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2012 11:55 AM (KXm42)

42 I am naked

Posted by: helen thomas of the kindle at November 27, 2012 11:55 AM (uFY4s)

43 Ghosts are racist.

Posted by: the Congressional Black Caucus at November 27, 2012 11:56 AM (ccXZP)

44 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: obumbles at November 27, 2012 11:57 AM (uFY4s)

45 We better never go to war against Brazil. Those fuckers are cutthroat.

That was harsh.

Posted by: nip at November 27, 2012 11:57 AM (11Tdq)

46 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: obumbles of the tablet at November 27, 2012 11:58 AM (uFY4s)

47 that would be fucking terrifying. Lets do that at an old people's home

Posted by: alex of nebraska at November 27, 2012 11:53 AM (uFY4s)

I think it's part of the cost saving under Obamacare aka death panel.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 27, 2012 11:58 AM (ZC4xT)

48 Maybe the footage of a TV producer getting the shit kicked out of him by an unhappy victim would make a good show.

I always thought about that with those punk'd shows.

What if one of these people absolutely loses their shit and starts breaking noses?

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2012 11:58 AM (KXm42)

49 8 weird, today I was just thinking how much I hate pranksters
Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 11:45 AM (x0cB9)


Get ready for the next 4 years!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 11:58 AM (vCK/R)

50 Scaring the shit out of old people is fun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2012 11:58 AM (FITsd)

51 The one at the end looked staged, with the guy running out screaming.

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2012 11:59 AM (jm/9g)

52 Other than the the obvious questions of how moral it is to prank complete strangers into utter terror, I am surprised they were so brave with the men. All it would take is one dude with a fight instead of flight instinct and you have a very unfunny little girl with a broken nose and facial contusions.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 27, 2012 11:59 AM (0q2P7)

53 There's no Second Amendment in Brazil, obviously.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2012 11:59 AM (FITsd)

54 yeah funny until someone takes out a gun and shoots that kid thru the head!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 27, 2012 11:59 AM (79ueO)

55 48 Maybe the footage of a TV producer getting the shit kicked out of him by an unhappy victim would make a good show.

I always thought about that with those punk'd shows.

What if one of these people absolutely loses their shit and starts breaking noses?
Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2012 11:58 AM (KXm42)


Like the Egyptian comedy show where the contestant thought he was talking to a filthy Joo, and started beating her up until she revealed that she was in fact the producer, and not a filthy Joo!

Comedy gold. /S

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2012 11:59 AM (vCK/R)

56 I got a Brazilian once.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 27, 2012 12:00 PM (FITsd)

57 One thing I've learned about myself is that my flight or fight response leans pretty heavily towards fight. I think its a holdover from I was a fat kid and flight really wasn't an option. All I'm saying it that I'm glad this didn't happen to me because I would have spent the next 5 minutes profusely apologizing for decking a 6 year old little girl.

Posted by: JollyRoger at November 27, 2012 12:00 PM (t06LC)

58 "I haven't seen the LG one...do you have a link?"

Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeXMxuNNlE8

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at November 27, 2012 12:01 PM (91XRk)

59 Marcus, repost from last thread. This is pretty scary...
Marcus, You hit the nail on the head. Listening to this guy speak at the convention, I watched a youtube video of it afterward, after the election debacle. Reagan was from a regular family in small town Illinois that turned this fucking country around the people believed him. Here you have a guy whose parents were immigrants and worked as bartenders and retail checkout line night shifts. THIS IS AMERICA!!!!!! If he has a good heart, people will trust him and believe his message. Rubio was tea party before the tea party was even really fired up. The tea party is the reason he is now a Senator, although there was no formal alliance. His best friend is Jim DeMint. Folks that is good enough for me, WITHOUT QUESTION. If he passes vetting, this looks to be our guy. Which is why I keep saying: Marco Rubio-Tom Cotton 2016!!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 12:02 PM (tVTLU)

60 I'd be getting off of the elevator as soon as the lights began to flicker.

Posted by: sarahw at November 27, 2012 12:03 PM (LYwCh)

61 Here's a question about whether you care.

We all agree we need the right candidate in 2016. Not the best of the worst.

So what are we going to do about it, other than bitch on a blog???

Ideas?

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 12:03 PM (tVTLU)

62 Also the little girl took a huge risk of being punched.

Posted by: sarahw at November 27, 2012 12:03 PM (LYwCh)

63 A gig is a gig and I needed the cash. Method actor that I am I got a'brazilian'.

Posted by: Natasha Lyonne at November 27, 2012 12:04 PM (wIgpo)

64 I had some great news today. A Brazilian production company bought my idea for a show where a guy drives around until he gets pulled over by real cops then pretends to draw a gun when they approach the car. You should see the looks on their faces!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 27, 2012 12:04 PM (+lsX1)

65 >>>>Ideas?

I'd start by not ruining fun posts with politics.

But that's just me.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 27, 2012 12:04 PM (J4gw3)

66 I never want to hear someone from another country mention how fat Americans are ever again.

Posted by: wiserbud at November 27, 2012 12:04 PM (gCa4h)

67 My plan calls for real trapdoors

Posted by: obumble at November 27, 2012 12:04 PM (uFY4s)

68 58 "I haven't seen the LG one...do you have a link?"

Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeXMxuNNlE8

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at November 27, 2012 12:01 PM (91XRk)

as in everything, cute girls make everything better.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 27, 2012 12:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

69 Like the Egyptian comedy show where the contestant
thought he was talking to a filthy Joo, and started beating her up until
she revealed that she was in fact the producer, and not a filthy Joo!Comedy gold. /S Posted by: J.J. Sefton


It must be something in the water in Egypt.

There was a prank show there that had piece in which someone would run up to someone standing by the street and drop a briefcase before running away.

Much hilarity ensued.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 27, 2012 12:05 PM (ON54M)

70 64 I had some great news today. A Brazilian production company bought my idea for a show where a guy drives around until he gets pulled over by real cops then pretends to draw a gun when they approach the car. You should see the looks on their faces!
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 27, 2012 12:04 PM (+lsX1)

I encourage frineds and family, especially family, to swing by our place and pretend to atack me while my pitlab / methlab is lying by my side. effin hillarious.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 27, 2012 12:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

71 I never want to hear someone from another country mention how fat Americans are ever again.


Posted by: wiserbud at November 27, 2012 12:04 PM (gCa4h)


Brazilians LOVE a fat ass, so, they're not considered fat. Just HAWT.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 27, 2012 12:08 PM (UK9cE)

72 The LG one was Meh. They should have dropped the floor slowly.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 27, 2012 12:09 PM (J4gw3)

73 I would freak the hell out, but as long as the little girl didn't actually make any threatening moves, I'd probably just stand there frozen in horror. I don't think I'd actually SCREAM.

Which probably means that yes, I would, and I'm too proud to admit it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 12:10 PM (4df7R)

74 Entertainment's gotten really sadistic in recent years.

Big Money! Big Prizes! IIIIIII LOVE IT!

Posted by: Smash TV at November 27, 2012 12:10 PM (B/VB5)

75 fun and games until the police come carting off a damaged child with the other person in handcuffs.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 12:10 PM (hX8cq)

76 runninrebel:

Fair enough, the posts just jumped too quick.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 12:11 PM (tVTLU)

77 It's all fun and games until the "ghost" kid gets a roundhouse to the head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 12:11 PM (UOM48)

78 Just goes to show that BALLS will be a major hit in the next 10 years.

Mike Judge. Nostradamus of the 21st century.

Posted by: © Sponge at November 27, 2012 12:11 PM (UK9cE)

79 i know i would scream , if i did not first die from a stroke.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 12:12 PM (hX8cq)

80 Btw, when are we going to see a post on how awesome the FX comedy show Archer is???

New season starts Jan. and I cannot wait!

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 27, 2012 12:12 PM (tVTLU)

81 This is why you don't fap on an elevator.

Also, concealed carry?
"Your honor, I thought the prankster was a ghost, so naturally I shot at something that was etherial, because the dead obviously fear being killed."

Posted by: CAC at November 27, 2012 12:12 PM (DCQ3B)

82 So, instead of little girl with doll, how about a 6'7" Bubba in prison garb turning to you saying 'Gee, y'all haf a purty mouf'.

Posted by: CUS at November 27, 2012 12:13 PM (84pE9)

83 Try that ghost shit here. PLEASE.

Posted by: American Trial Lawyers Association at November 27, 2012 12:13 PM (wR+pz)

84 6'7" Bubba in prison garb turning to you saying 'Gee, y'all haf a purty mouf'.


Posted by: CUS at November 27, 2012 12:13 PM (84pE9

i'm hoping my vomiting would save me.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 12:14 PM (hX8cq)

85 I'd love that ghost prank in the Capitol elevator. With Piglosi and Pedo Reid trapped on it.

Hilarity. It would ensue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 12:14 PM (UOM48)

86 69 It must be something in the water in Egypt.

There was a prank show there that had piece in which someone would run up to someone standing by the street and drop a briefcase before running away.

Much hilarity ensued.

Not quite as much fun unless frivolity was included.

Posted by: rickb223 Let It Burn at November 27, 2012 12:14 PM (GFM2b)

87 I am surprised not one person try to touch the"ghost". I wonder if they gave these folks a stress test before pulling this prank on them? 3 horrifying fears combined into one prank; claustrophobia, falling when the malfunctioning elevator plummets and ghosts. All that was missing was spiders and snakes. We should get the Brazilians to interview captive terrorist. They will be begging for water-boarding.

O/T Joe Biden is one of the 40 being considered for Time's person of the year. However my bet is on illegal immigrants for the win which is another nominee.

Posted by: Long Island at November 27, 2012 12:14 PM (hl8SI)

88
Mark Belling is giving me a toothache.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2012 12:15 PM (nYNyV)

89 This kind of reminds me of that show on TruTV, "Impractical Jokers." Some of the things they do on that show... I'm amazed they don't get arrested, beaten to a pulp, or shot.

When someone tries to tickle me, I tell them flat out, "I WILL flail around and probably break your nose, and I won't be even the slightest bit sorry. You're warned. Now stop." The same goes for stupid, STUPID pranks. "If you pretend to be a terrorist and you pretend to hold me or my family hostage, if you then die from being cracked over the back of the head by a cast iron frying pan wielded by me,I will not be the least bit sorry."

I hate pranks.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 12:15 PM (4df7R)

90 Best prank I ever did was throwing a stink bomb in the kitchen and pretending "oops". The wife was so enraged (thinking it was real) she went into a tirade, swearing to shit on my face in my sleep.

Posted by: IBT at November 27, 2012 12:16 PM (2t6Gz)

91 O/T Joe Biden is one of the 40 being considered for Time's person 'tard of the year.



Fixed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 27, 2012 12:16 PM (UOM48)

92 I think I'd be too scared to scream or anything. I'd probably stand there just kind of stunned.

Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2012 12:16 PM (+wxCD)

93 I blame Alan Funt.

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 27, 2012 12:16 PM (RSqz2)

94 Of course, this is Brazil. You should see some of the stuff they do in Japan.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 12:16 PM (4df7R)

95 I don't know, "BOO!" is a prank, prolonged abject terror is kind of sadistic. And yes, I'd probably have kicked that girl away from me hard when she started to scream, and then there'd be a crying child and I'd be the asshole, right?

Posted by: Heralder at November 27, 2012 12:16 PM (+xmn4)

96 "This is why you don't fap on an elevator. "

...Until you really check it out for hidden cameras.

Posted by: jwest at November 27, 2012 12:16 PM (ZDsRL)

97 Scaring the shit out of old people is fun.

Tell me about it...

Posted by: The Democrat Party at November 27, 2012 12:17 PM (5iuEW)

98 The Russian have some good pranks, too. Usually involves comely women losing certain articles of clothing.

Posted by: CUS at November 27, 2012 12:18 PM (84pE9)

99 >>>Just goes to show that BALLS will be a major hit in the next 10 years.
Mike Judge. Nostradamus of the 21st century.


Yeah, not really so "ha ha" funny any more. Kind of more a grim harbinger.

Posted by: Max Power at November 27, 2012 12:18 PM (+wxCD)

100 This has nothing on the Japanese & portable toilet pranks.

Posted by: roy_batty at November 27, 2012 12:18 PM (i/hBe)

101 So, instead of little girl with doll, how about a 6'7" Bubba in prison garb turning to you saying 'Gee, y'all haf a purty mouf'.

yeah how about tickle me elmo or the guy that has his hand up elmo's ass saying "Elmo feels very ticklish in here"

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 27, 2012 12:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

102 I hope they had some safety measures in place. My natural reaction to being scared is to throw punches.

That reminds me of the Halloween with the dude in a scare crow outfit with the candy bowl in his lap. All goes well until a teenage boy pops him with a stiff right cross.

Posted by: Paladin at November 27, 2012 12:20 PM (lP8dE)

103 93
I blame Alan Funt.


Posted by: Nighthawk at November 27, 2012 12:16 PM

Was Candid Camera ever this cruel?

Posted by: Long Island at November 27, 2012 12:20 PM (hl8SI)

104 they should have a sequel.
the prankee's pranking the former pransksters.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 12:20 PM (hX8cq)

105 Was Candid Camera ever this cruel?
Posted by: Long Island at November 27, 2012 12:20 PM (hl8SI)

Not really but I remember some doozers on Truth or consequences.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Wonders what Dagny thinks at November 27, 2012 12:21 PM (3Y7RV)

106 Other best prank, working at a factory I found that a marker perfectly fit down the barrel of a 2 foot long air blower. Shot it about 300 feet across the factory floor where it hit a saw operator in the leg. Looking around and seeing no one close enough to throw it except the other saw operator he picked it up and threw it at him, starting a big shoving match.

Posted by: IBT at November 27, 2012 12:22 PM (2t6Gz)

107 Was Candid Camera ever this cruel?
---
Nah. I remember one time they put like a hundred gallon gas tank in a VW Beetle and pulled into a 'filling station' where the attendant started filling the tank, And filling, and filling.

Yeah, things like that used to be funny.

Posted by: CUS at November 27, 2012 12:22 PM (84pE9)

108 Brazilians LOVE a fat ass, so, they're not considered fat. Just HAWT.


Posted by: © Sponge at November 27, 2012 12:08 PM (UK9cE)

Brazilians? What about me?
http://tinyurl.com/yzyekdh

Posted by: Barry's Black half at November 27, 2012 12:22 PM (wR+pz)

109 they should have a sequel. the prankee's pranking the former pransksters.
Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 12:20 PM (hX8cq)


I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 12:22 PM (4df7R)

110 After my initial shock wore off I'd be wondering why there was a ghost of a little girl on a fancy new high tech elevator.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2012 12:23 PM (KXm42)

111 It was funny but then they're trapped in there and then its just mean. WTF

Posted by: the lone lemon at November 27, 2012 12:24 PM (xXhWA)

112 That wasn't makeup. She had two black eyes from people that didn't make the highlight reel.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at November 27, 2012 12:24 PM (X/+QT)

113 Some of those people looked like actors. The last guy in particular.

I thought the same thing with that Jimmy Kimmel piece six weeks ago, where supposed NYC pedestrians were asked about the first debate and offered silly pro-Obama answers.

Posted by: shoeless hunter at November 27, 2012 12:25 PM (9196u)

114 This is kind of like that time my friend, who's a nurse, rigged a patient's heart monitor to flatline while simultaneously delivering a short but potent electric shock through the sensor pads on his chest. He was feeling down because no one had come to see him since he'd suffered a massive heart attack and underwent emergency triple bypass surgery, and she wanted to give him a giggle.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at November 27, 2012 12:26 PM (4df7R)

115 MWR, whew.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 12:27 PM (hX8cq)

116 Was Candid Camera ever this cruel?

Posted by: Long Island at November 27, 2012 12:20 PM (hl8SI)

=============

No, but these days you don't really need any basis for blaming something on somebody- just ask George W Bush.

In his defense at least Alan Funt had the good taste to include naked women in his elevator pranks.

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 27, 2012 12:27 PM (RSqz2)

117 Fucking Portuguese, it's not even a real language. Nothing but Spanish spelled by a Frenchman.

Here, frog, spell this: Tibedo.

Thibodeaux.

Right. Kee-rist.

Posted by: jwpaine (@PirateBallerina) at November 27, 2012 12:28 PM (FUozQ)

118 MWR Was her name Nurse Ratched?

Posted by: Long Island at November 27, 2012 12:28 PM (hl8SI)

119 Maybe the footage of a TV producer getting the shit kicked out of him by an unhappy victim would make a good show.
I was watching that "What would you do?" show one time, and told the wife I would kick the shit outta John Quinones, if it was me put in one of those contrived situations.
You get all wound up and this ass waltzes up with a mic and a cameraman.
Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 27, 2012 12:29 PM (I7O5y)

120 Finally found an audience for my movie "Man Getting Hit by Football".

Posted by: Hans Moleman at November 27, 2012 12:29 PM (lQikG)

121 Best candid camera prank I've seen was the 100 year old cashier at the grocery store taking about 1 minute of slowness to ring up each thing. The customers were extremely pissed off but couldn't complain because she was old and feeble.

Posted by: IBT at November 27, 2012 12:30 PM (2t6Gz)

122 A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”

The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”

The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 27, 2012 12:30 PM (jucos)

123 mwr, if i or a loved one ever goes to a hospital again i'm counting on you to tell me which one to avoid.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 12:30 PM (hX8cq)

124 113
Some of those people looked like actors. The last guy in particular.

I think you are right. Everyone behaved more or less the same.

Posted by: Long Island at November 27, 2012 12:31 PM (hl8SI)

125
Was Candid Camera ever this cruel?

Posted by: Long Island at November 27, 2012 12:20 PM (hl8SI)


On one episode they lured diners away from their freshly served meal for a phone call or something, and when they were gone someone would sit down and start eating their meal.

Most of the diners came back and sat in the booth opposite the person eating their meal, stunned. Some tried to explain to the guy he was eating their meal, others were too stunned to say anything.

It was kinda funny.

Then they tried it on some big guy that looked like a truck driver. He said "I've been waiting for years to do this" as he was taking off his jacket. All of a sudden a bunch of guys popped out of nowhere to restrain the truck driver as the video cut out.

Best episode ever.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 27, 2012 12:31 PM (tOkJB)

126 I would have snapped the little girls neck.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 27, 2012 12:32 PM (jucos)

127 That LG video had a comment by someone who saw the reflection of the green screen. Faked. The reactions of people moving towards the already fallen pieces made sense after that.

Posted by: SARDiver at November 27, 2012 12:33 PM (xcMxa)

128 A lot of you are being humorless. Your profile as a man isn't encouraged with the imagined KO of a 10-year old.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at November 27, 2012 12:35 PM (17XeO)

129 I'd have shit myself, then slapped the dick off that girl. Yes, I know.

Posted by: kalel666 at November 27, 2012 12:36 PM (8WPsB)

130 Ed Anger, My spouse and I went to a restaurant with another couple and their 2 year old several years ago.

the two year old started behaving as a two year old will after waitng 45 minutes for food .

the mothr of the two year old said, 'we should leave'
the Spouse said 'no, she will stop ',
other diners looked annoyed.
she takes the childs high chair and places it at the next table (strangers!)

the child stops crying, the strangers at the table blinked and resumed eating.

weird.

Posted by: willow at November 27, 2012 12:37 PM (hX8cq)

131 Best prank ever played on me was going to the DMV with my expired license and being grilled over proving my citizenship, having to drive to the SSI office across town, and 18 hours to another state to get my BC from the hospital I was born at, while obvious illegal aliens with translator in tow were being handed drivers licenses with no hassle whatsoever.

They never played the prank on TV, and there was never a reveal of the cameras.

Posted by: IBT at November 27, 2012 12:37 PM (2t6Gz)

132 �7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3
pound right testicle, Turner Brown.�


Did you happen to get Turner Brown's number? He sounds like the only guy who'd be able to make me feel anything...down there.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 27, 2012 12:38 PM (5iuEW)

133
I like how they stepped it up a notch at the end and put the girl right by the guy.

I wonder how many of the prankees pooped themselves.

Posted by: JustLikeDavidHasselhoff at November 27, 2012 12:38 PM (3PHCO)

134 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 27, 2012 12:41 PM (U0t2o)

135 Most dangerous CC I watched was a hot chick asking a passerby to help her move a heavy box into her new apt. Gives the guy a huge, awkward cardboard TV box and asks him to wait by the door while she goes around back to open it up.

She leaves and 2 huge, angry guys come around the corner, point, and yell, "There is is!"

They get up in the guy's face, literally inches away, and say it's their TV that was just stolen, press his back against the wall, etc. Then the girl peeks around the corner, the mark sees this and tries to get her help, and she ducks back - humor since she won't come out from hiding and the guys don't see her.

I saw that setup ending badly if any of the marks had a CCW. smh.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at November 27, 2012 12:48 PM (X/+QT)

136 I'd shit my pants, pass out, wake up and shit my pants again.

Posted by: booger at November 27, 2012 12:58 PM (HI6wa)

137 In my country, where people actually believe in ghosts, there'd be a plurality of Boy Scout types who'd say stuff like "Why hello there. What do you need from the living? How can I help you attain your eternal rest?" Which isn't funny at all.

Posted by: comatus at November 27, 2012 12:59 PM (qaVK+)

138 Now this one is ACTUALLY funny:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e0e1e1c041

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at November 27, 2012 01:02 PM (91XRk)

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at November 27, 2012 01:02 PM (91XRk)

140 Next time on Ow! My Balls!, Rico sings the national anthem!

Posted by: OW! My Balls! at November 27, 2012 01:06 PM (xAtAj)

141 138
Now this one is ACTUALLY funny:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e0e1e1c041


Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at November 27, 2012 01:02 PM (91XRk)

That guy is an actor. Was in Band of Brothers...

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at November 27, 2012 01:06 PM (xAtAj)

142 http://www. youtube.c om/watch?v=7ELY8P5PWNo

This one is better(est).

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at November 27, 2012 01:08 PM (xAtAj)

143 "That guy is an actor. Was in Band of Brothers..."

Well, yeah it's clearly an ad, but it would be an actually funny prank.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at November 27, 2012 01:09 PM (91XRk)

144 I mean, did they search out only beta males for this thing? Seems like a miracle that girl didn't get her shit ruined by at least one person.

Posted by: wte9 at November 27, 2012 01:23 PM (ZL7LA)

145 This is why I carry lighter fluid so as to set all those ghosts hiding on elevators on fire.

Posted by: HeftyJo at November 27, 2012 01:28 PM (1oE9r)

146
How did they know somebody wouldn't have just started beating the shit out of the girl, with every bit of adrenaline fueled strength they could muster, and with whatever weapon they could find? Two adult women could have killed her before anyone could intervene.

Add onto that the chances for heart attack and that is one freaking irresponsible show. The only way they'd ever avoid catastrophic liability is if the whole thing was faked and the suckers were knowing plants.

Posted by: arminius at November 27, 2012 01:45 PM (cDnhR)

147 Put this elevator in every major city food stamp/EBT office and I guarantee the people applying for free stuff would drop by 100%.

Posted by: Buffalobob at November 27, 2012 02:04 PM (x+7qA)

148 What? John Kerry as the ghost wasn't available?

That would have been some scary shit. And no makeup required.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 27, 2012 02:17 PM (zpqa2)

149 I think I would have beaten the "girl" half to death before they got the elevator door open...

Posted by: RJ at November 28, 2012 02:48 AM (QTVh2)






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