Jamie Foxx: "Our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama"

I can't believe this f'n' guy got reelected. So, the deification continues.

Not even "Saint Barack." No, no such minor posting for Him.

Appearing on Sunday night's Soul Train awards in Las Vegas, Oscar-winning actor Jamie Foxx called Barack Obama "our lord and savior."

"It's like church over here. It's like church in here. First of all, give an honor to God and our lord and savior Barack Obama. Barack Obama," he said.

Remember, wingnuts, you're the anti-science, anti-reason, Magical Thinking ones.

Vengeance Is Mine, Sayeth The Lord : Before the election, Obama rushed a bunch of directives and standards for his possible successor's use of drones to kill terrorists.

Note he put these standards together for a successor. He Himself didn't need standards. God does not err.

Posted by: Ace at 02:41 PM



Comments

1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 02:42 PM (5DR1j)

2 If anything were to happen to SCOAMF, even a fucking hangnail, I shudder to think what the reaction would be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 02:43 PM (XkWWK)

3 Worshipping a human being - what could go wrong?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - back and tired at November 26, 2012 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

4 I liked him in Collateral.

I think Tom Cruise dropped him on his head.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at November 26, 2012 02:43 PM (i2Lsf)

5 Creepy.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 26, 2012 02:43 PM (5H6zj)

6 You know why the Mark of the Beast was "666?" Because, in numerology, a group of three means "Perfected" or "The Ultimate Example" and the number 6 was the number of Man.

Thus, the Beast of Revelation was "The Ultimate Expression of Man."

You know, apropos of nothing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 02:44 PM (5DR1j)

7 President Collection Plate.

Posted by: angler at November 26, 2012 02:44 PM (SwjAj)

8 Is it wrong to imagine having hot butt sex with the deity you worship? Because my Obama posters get me all hot and bothered.

Posted by: Olaf at November 26, 2012 02:45 PM (/YJYi)

9
I'm on my way.

Posted by: Armageddon with a SMOD chaser at November 26, 2012 02:45 PM (vbh31)

10 And people still think our side can win an argument, any argument, when crap like this goes-by completely unremarkably in our culture.

SMOD, do your duty.

Posted by: DocJ at November 26, 2012 02:45 PM (A5uiv)

11 Well he did promise to lower the seas and heal the land.

Posted by: Lauren at November 26, 2012 02:46 PM (wsGWu)

12 The Personal Obama video is now just depressing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 02:46 PM (4Lo/K)

13 Saw that on Drudge earlier.


Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx just loves him some LIB at November 26, 2012 02:46 PM (GRvW4)

14 Haven't seen the vid yet. Someone tell me he was being mocking or doing it for laughs. Please. I really wanted to see the new Taratino joint.

Posted by: supercore23 at November 26, 2012 02:46 PM (bwV72)

15 He's Hollywood's Lord and Savior?

Pretty much.

Obama's shafted the black community for years (not hard to prove given their employment statistics...not to mention the body count in Chicago), so I sure as shit know MR. Foxx wasn't referring to them within "our".

Posted by: Rob McNeece at November 26, 2012 02:46 PM (hNXHo)

16
Let them put Obama on a pedestal. Let them.


Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 02:47 PM (9Q7Nu)

17 I really wanted to see the new Taratino joint.

Why? Besides Tarantino being completely over-rated, what happened to "not one dime" to liberal scum?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 02:47 PM (5DR1j)

18 It is the divine right of King Obama that he require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism.
That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation,
that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be
better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to
your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at November 26, 2012 02:47 PM (SDkq3)

19 Worshipping a human being - what could go wrong?

It seems like a good idea when you first get started.

Posted by: Adolph Hitler at November 26, 2012 02:47 PM (vbh31)

20
Well, I for one will never genuflect to him.
I would rather fart in his general direction.

Didn't a certain well know WWII politician pretty much get the same treatment?

Posted by: Gmac at November 26, 2012 02:48 PM (IanLz)

21 If he is Jamie Foxx's savior, I think he just qualified as my Antichrist.

Posted by: Cato at November 26, 2012 02:48 PM (gbppU)

22 Repeal the Hollywood Tax Cuts!™

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 02:49 PM (4Lo/K)

23 And I thought the last four years seemed awfully long.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2012 02:49 PM (ccXZP)

24
First of all, give an honor to God




Methinks his god should be in lowercase.....

Posted by: Cicero Kid at November 26, 2012 02:49 PM (OOML8)

25 the Left is a whacko-religious cult--a combo of Scientology and jack-leg Evangelical excess, 2.0 off the chart Crazy but dedicated and disciplined.


Their church is everywhere political activity takes place; their dogma is community organizing and stealing votes


Where's the Spanish Inquisition when you need it?

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 26, 2012 02:49 PM (Dll6b)

26 Well, the Romans sure dealt with the last Lord & Savior. Not even the Peoples Judian Front could save him, as he was a naughty boy.

Or have I mish-mashed Monty Pyton and the Bible?

Posted by: Repthuglican at November 26, 2012 02:49 PM (u82oZ)

27 These are the people who mock Christians.

Well, Republican Christians. Any other kind of Christian is okay with them.

Posted by: wiserbud at November 26, 2012 02:50 PM (gCa4h)

28 You big dummy.

Posted by: Butters at November 26, 2012 02:50 PM (NIZHJ)

29 Will we be expected to bow?

Posted by: wheatie at November 26, 2012 02:50 PM (ICEh3)

30 It's shit like this that makes my head explode and why no matter what we did, we were not going to beat the Magic Negro in the last election. And it's shit like this that makes me fear for the future of America.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 02:50 PM (79ueO)

31 Jamie Foxx likes to play basketball with the fellas, naked.

Posted by: boniface ballers at November 26, 2012 02:51 PM (l3RZ9)

32 You know, for an ideology that's not real big on religious values and institutions, they sure were quick to deify someone....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 02:51 PM (da5Wo)

33 First of all, give an honor to God

Wait. "An honor?" Who says that?

"Oh, here, God. Here's your piece of MY pie. No, you can't have a bigger one. Be grateful you're not just getting crumbs!"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 02:51 PM (5DR1j)

34 Pay up, Foxx. Your Marxist God demands your tithe.

97% of your income and assets will do nicely.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 02:51 PM (4Lo/K)

35 @5 exactly. No good can come of this. Well, for us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 26, 2012 02:51 PM (u82oZ)

36 OT The feds are now going after Intrade.

Someone there musta forgot to bribe their Congressman.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2012 02:52 PM (ccXZP)

37
Okay, so what do we know?

We know that The People don't notice the thumbscrews on their hands when their hands go numb and the media keeps brainwashing them with propaganda.

But what's gonna happen when those thumbscrews get ratcheted up a notch or two? When the UE rate goes to 9%...10%, the anesthetic will wear off.

And there will be Obama on his pedestal surrounded by his royal court, the media.

The People will see Obama for what he is: a fraud. And then, my friends, the bough will break.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 02:52 PM (9Q7Nu)

38 You know, for an ideology that's not real big on religious values and institutions, they sure were quick to deify someone....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 02:51 PM (da5Wo)


Communists and Fascists are good at that: Mao, Stalin, The little shits from N. Korea, Castro and yada yada yada

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 02:52 PM (79ueO)

39 It seems like a good idea when you first get started. Posted by: Adolph Hitler at November 26, 2012 02:47 PM (vbh31) .....

Yes it is......

Posted by: Jim Jones at November 26, 2012 02:53 PM (61BD9)

40 LiFB

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 02:53 PM (QupBk)

41
so tell me again why it is that if obama wanted to install himself into a third term he wouldn't have thesupport of the black community? term limits are for mere mortals afterall

Posted by: kj at November 26, 2012 02:53 PM (fAXyw)

42 I thought Intrade was on the soulless isle of the damned?

Posted by: Butters at November 26, 2012 02:53 PM (NIZHJ)

43 The higher up that pedistal they put him, the further he has to fall.

Posted by: bosk at November 26, 2012 02:54 PM (n2K+4)

44 well i hope in their adoration of Obama the l-rd and savior they write a book of psalms for him.

or maybe Oh L-rdeth G-d will walk with us in all ou lives, help us to recieve free-eth abortions killing the parasites that cometh in my womb, May all our days be filled with hate for others, and justification to stealeth from all their work and their efforts. May all of your servants be divisive and separate that they may receive the glory of their individual uniteths.

amen

Posted by: willow at November 26, 2012 02:54 PM (hX8cq)

45 politics is religion for dysfunctional tiny-dicked authoritarian a**holes




Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 26, 2012 02:54 PM (Dll6b)

46 Reminds me of this longish joke. Pardon the length.

Bill Clinton's time on earth ends and he finds himself in front of the gate to heaven. Seated before him on a magnificent throne is God Himself. He says to Clinton, "My child, tell me why you should enter."

Clinton, very contrite, says, "Lord, I know I did some terrible things, like that whole Lewinsky thing. But I presided over an economy that brought prosperity to millions, and after I left office I founded a global charity that helped bring millions out of poverty."

The Lord said, "You may enter."

When George W. Bush's life on earth ended, he, too, found him before the throne of God. God asks, "Why should you enter?"

Bush responds, "I know I made many mistakes, like saying their were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, but for most of my life I have been prayerful and devoted to you, trying to live my life as an example."

The Almighty said, "You may enter."

Obama eventually finds himself in the afterlife and is standing before God on His throne. God asks, "Tell me why you should enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

Obama replies, "I'll be happy to answer your question, but first, I think you're sitting in my chair."

Posted by: angler at November 26, 2012 02:54 PM (SwjAj)

47 That meteor or earthquake is coming.

Posted by: Butters at November 26, 2012 02:54 PM (NIZHJ)

48 I think the group Living Colour wrote a song about this.

Posted by: Mr pink at November 26, 2012 02:54 PM (vmL9q)

49 On the 12th day of Christmas Obama gave to me

12 latex condoms
11 IUDs
10 stuffed Big Birds
9 women in binderz
8 new regulations
7 trillion in debt
6 more grams of chocolate
5 pictures of himself
4 housing vouchers
3 hundred in food stamps
2 extra votes
And
1 free obama phone

Posted by: Dem Xmas at November 26, 2012 02:54 PM (wsGWu)

50 Intrade was a fag

Posted by: Michael McManus at November 26, 2012 02:54 PM (Dll6b)

51 The People will see Obama for what he is: a fraud. And then, my friends, the bough will break.

I doubt it. They didn't see him for what he was when UE went above 10% the first time, why would they now?

No, until people hear lines like Denis Kucinich saying:
"The way the federal funding system works," Kucinich said, "is that if we give a tax break in one place, we need to replace that lost income from somewhere else, like with higher taxes from the rest of us. In other words, this tax break is a massive subsidy for the junk food and fast food industry."

and realize that it's premise is that all wealth comes from, and belongs to, the Government will people start waking up. And then we'll have a shooting war.

The only thing that causes revolutions is people protecting their Property Rights. Even soft revolutions at the ballot box.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 02:55 PM (5DR1j)

52 No one in the media will comment on this kind of over the top behavior because African Americans cannot be held accountable.
This is the problem with identity politics.

Would it be racist of me to say that Jamie Foxx is an idiot? Don't care anymore. I'm fed up with giving people a free pass because they belong to one of the left's protected groups of perpetual victims.

There we are. Obama is the Messiah of the Church of Perpetual Victimhood.


Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2012 02:55 PM (uRRcj)

53 The parallels to FDR and the 30's are clear.Now all we need is a world war to save us.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (9XBK2)

54 2
If anything were to happen to SCOAMF, even a fucking hangnail, I shudder to think what the reaction would be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 02:43 PM (XkWWK)

Yeah, this. If Obama were to be wounded or, God forbid, killed by a white person, all manner of badness would ensue. One does not attack a prophet without consequences.

Posted by: joncelli at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

55 This is from Pravda[/i}. Yes, that Pravda

"Recently, Obama has been re-elected for a 2nd term by an illiterate society and he is ready to continue his lies of less taxes while he raises them. He gives speeches of peace and love in the world while he promotes wars as he did in Egypt, Libya and Syria. He plans his next war is with Iran as he fires or demotes his generals who get in the way."

.....

You know, those thugs over there might just have a point!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (sbV1u)

56 "On an appointed day Herod put on his royal robes, took his seat upon the throne, and delivered an oration to them. And the people were shouting, 'The voice of a god, and not of a man!' Immediately an angel of the Lord struck him down, because he did not give God the glory, and he was eaten by worms and breathed his last." (Acts 12:21-23, ESV)

I'm waiting, God. Even if it puts Joe Biden in charge, I'm waiting.

Funny, the way people worship the SCOAMF. I mean, REALLY funny, because I keep thinking of a quote from The Usual Suspects{/i]:

"I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness."

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (Jdtsu)

57 Glory Glory halleluiah, the progressives hit them with a new Ruler.

Posted by: willow at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (hX8cq)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (sbV1u)

59 42 >> I thought Intrade was on the soulless isle of the damned?

http://tinyurl.com/buw5ygu (AP link)

Yeah, PokerStars was offshore too. But they had US customers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (ccXZP)

60 First, thou shalt rip open the envelope. Then, thou shalt count starting at 1 trillion, though thou shouldst check the Royal Debt Clock. Thou shalt not count 16 trillion unless immediately proceeding to 17. 18 is not out at all.

Posted by: St. Matthews, holds aloft the Holy Welfare Check of Antioch at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (pSog8)

61 We're on our way to save the day!

Posted by: The Mayans, with SMOD chaser at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

62 Foxx will be changing his tune come April.

Posted by: Winston Smith (Islam edition) at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (g7XWC)

63 All I'm sayin' is I don't want to see Obama in swaddling clothes.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 02:57 PM (Lxw+T)

64 62 Foxx will be changing his tune come April.

---

Nope, he'll just fire his accountant and hire a new one.

The problem will be that the guy's not working hard enough, NOT that his boy Barry is raising EVERYONE'S taxes, especially high-income people.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2012 02:58 PM (e0xKF)

65
Yeah.

This will end well.

Posted by: Jaws at November 26, 2012 02:58 PM (4I3Uo)

66 That's right, cracka's........

His Royal Blackness.......Jesus Christ Superstar IS Barack Obama, baby.

Eat shit, racists.

Posted by: Jamie Foxx at November 26, 2012 02:58 PM (UK9cE)

67 Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 02:56 PM (sbV1u)




*points to barrel*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 02:58 PM (da5Wo)

68 Lord and Savior Baracka Obama can give you sosh sekoority, shiny iBamaFone, disability, minority, Ook! Oook!

The best we were given from YHVH were some undecipherable stone tablets.

Advantage: Lord and Savior Barack Oba-Oba.

Posted by: Gerbil Malodor, Esq. at November 26, 2012 02:58 PM (T5dvf)

69 Ain't no way I'm buying Michelle as the Virgin Mary. Not even Mary Magdalene.

Perhaps she's the donkey on Palm Sunday.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 02:58 PM (Lxw+T)

70 The Gingers are going down.

Posted by: Butters at November 26, 2012 02:58 PM (NIZHJ)

71 Oh, Mr. Foxx, so glad to see you're in a patriotic mood here! Guess what?! We hope you're in a giving mood this season!

Posted by: IRS at November 26, 2012 02:58 PM (F6KtL)

72 If only there was some way for me to give less than my current zero to Hollywood.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 02:59 PM (QupBk)

73 Behold! A god who bleeds!

Posted by: Salish at November 26, 2012 02:59 PM (wwsoB)

74 I don't see the problem.

Posted by: High Priest Justice Roberts at November 26, 2012 02:59 PM (EZl54)

75 One of the bible stories I remember is how Jezebel got ate by a pack of dogs after she had swayed her people away to false gods.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2012 02:59 PM (jm/9g)

76 Fuck all those socons and evangelicals. What do they know? They just ruin it for everyone. HAIL BARAKA!!

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 02:59 PM (MdEQV)

77 So doesn't this mean Barack Obama Sr. was God?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 02:59 PM (Lxw+T)

78 What is the penalty for taking his name in vain?

Posted by: wheatie at November 26, 2012 03:00 PM (ICEh3)

79 I pretty much divide the people in this world into 2 categories: 1) would piss on them if they were on fire 2) would NOT piss on them if they were on fire

Foxx is in the second category and he is in there with a long, growing and glorious list of "people"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 03:00 PM (79ueO)

80 Too bad Intrade can't have a societal collapse issue we could wager on. Well, I guess we could wager on it, but the collecting part could be a little challenging.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 26, 2012 03:00 PM (zpqa2)

81 If anything were to happen to SCOAMF, even a fucking hangnail, I shudder to think what the reaction would be.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 02:43 PM (XkWWK)


On the bright side, the DC area would experience a significant annual reduction in the number of pet dogs that "disappeared".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 03:00 PM (SY2Kh)

82 Time to tax the shit out of this dumbshit. Play a concert? Fuck you, gimme 70 %! In a movie? Fuck you, gimme 70 %!

Posted by: Zac at November 26, 2012 03:00 PM (F6KtL)

83 When Moses came down from Sinai and saw the Israelites worshipping the golden calf, right after he smashed the tablets, he had all the worshippers killed. Then he had their families killed. Then their servants, servants families and the families of the calf worshippers' neighbors.

Just a little Biblical retribution reference for your entertainment value only.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 03:01 PM (XkWWK)

84 Obama is obviously more powerful then God.

Posted by: Butters at November 26, 2012 03:01 PM (NIZHJ)

85 100 years ago he would have been run out of town on a rail. If he had been in MA 300 years ago they would have burned him at the stake.

Posted by: Vic at November 26, 2012 03:01 PM (YdQQY)

86
63All I'm sayin' is I don't want to see Obama in swaddling clothes.




The only way you will ever see a nativity scene in SanFran?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at November 26, 2012 03:01 PM (OOML8)

87 Please identify the Trinity. We know the Father, and the Son. Who is the Holy Ghost?

Valerie Jarrett?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:01 PM (Lxw+T)

88 73 Behold! A god who bleeds!

Posted by: Salish at November 26, 2012 02:59 PM (wwsoB)


I shall be merciful and quick.

Posted by: The Gorn at November 26, 2012 03:02 PM (XkWWK)

89 Obama is obviously more powerful then God.
Posted by: Butters at November 26, 2012 03:01 PM (NIZHJ)


So then obama was responsible for Hurricane Sandy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 03:02 PM (79ueO)

90 Barack Sr. was a communist philanderer bigamist Kenyan scamster


God was a communist philanderer bigamist Kenyan scamster?


How can this happen to America? How can this f*ckin happen?

Posted by: Michael McManus at November 26, 2012 03:02 PM (Dll6b)

91 87 Please identify the Trinity. We know the Father, and the Son. Who is the Holy Ghost?

Valerie Jarrett?
Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:01 PM (Lxw+T)


Ghost = Spook = racist, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 03:02 PM (XkWWK)

92 *points to barrel* Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 02:58 PM (da5Wo)

*hangs head* Be gentle, I'm still hung over.

OK, I'm in, now what?

....

No! Not the "Happy Birthday!" Anything but the "Happy Birthday!!!!"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 03:03 PM (sbV1u)

93
72
If only there was some way for me to give less than my current zero to Hollywood.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 02:59 PM (QupBk)


Hi there!

Posted by: BitTorrent at November 26, 2012 03:03 PM (da5Wo)

94 And He took the cup of Four Loko and said, "Hit that shit, Playaz! I be gettin' Fucked. UP!"

- Barack 3:16

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 26, 2012 03:03 PM (6BvQY)

95 Wasn't this at the Soul Train awards? What was the crowd reaction?

I'm curious. My neighbors are black and attend church quite often. I wonder what their reaction to this is? It's Ok because Barack is (half) black?

You shall have no other gods before me. - God

Posted by: © Sponge at November 26, 2012 03:03 PM (UK9cE)

96 @AllenG,
Kucinich 's biggest problem IMHO was equating "taxes" with "revenue" (false) and the replacement for a loss in revenue being more revenue (when it could be spending cuts.)
There's less wrong with saying "a drop in Revenue needs to be either replaced or matched with spending cuts." Strangely Kucinich never considers either side of that. He's a simpleton appealing to other simpletons.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at November 26, 2012 03:03 PM (cdwHs)

97 BREAKING: Second term inaugurual draft text revealed, transcript below--

My fellow Americans. Eloi eloi lama sabatchani. Thank you.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:03 PM (Lxw+T)

98
Adolph had a small dick and wasn't my savior.

Posted by: Eva Braun at November 26, 2012 03:03 PM (lDWQr)

99 Revelation 8:8:
The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge
mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned
into blood,




...sounds a lot like SMOD, in all honesty. And this deification, as Ace aptly put it, makes me extremely angry.



Extremely.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 26, 2012 03:04 PM (FVUmk)

100 The Bible warns about false prophets, but Obama doesn't even qualify as a false prophet. He's just an idiot toady for the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 26, 2012 03:04 PM (ReyBo)

101 Frank Marshall Davis is Barry's father.

Posted by: Butters at November 26, 2012 03:04 PM (NIZHJ)

102 Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 02:52 PM (9Q7Nu)

Uh.... no....

Unemployment is ALREADY much higher than 9 or 10%.... but the PRESS lies out their ass....

We are still IN a recession.... (actualy a depresion)... once you take the combination of devaluing of the dollar, and Government Deficit spening into account....

Heck... we have 8% + inflation... once you figure it like they USED to....

But the Washington Republicans will not fight.... and the Pressswallows his lies...

Obama is NOT Hitler..... he is Mussolini..... but no one bothers to listen...

Posted by: History... yelling.... LOUDLY at November 26, 2012 03:04 PM (lZBBB)

103 Barack Sr. was a communist philanderer bigamist Kenyan scamster God was a communist philanderer bigamist Kenyan scamster? How can this happen to America? How can this f*ckin happen? Posted by: Michael McManus at November 26, 2012 03:02 PM (Dll6b)

It occurs through a fundamental misunderstanding of the communicatio idiomatum

Posted by: Martin Fuckin' Luther at November 26, 2012 03:04 PM (sbV1u)

104 "How can this happen to America? How can this f*ckin happen?"

I'm your huckleberry...

Posted by: Rome at November 26, 2012 03:04 PM (zpqa2)

105 Not 1 pinch of incense.

AMDG

Viva Cristo Rey

Posted by: Hopeless at November 26, 2012 03:04 PM (dramD)

106 "
If only there was some way for me to give less than my current zero to Hollywood."

There is!

Just Make It Burn! Agitate for higher taxes on actors and producers. get fired form your job and apply for every government welfare program. (Or keep your job and apply anayway)

Get every dollar you can from the Hollywood/Marxist complex. It is not enough simply not to give, you must actively take!

Make It Burn!

Posted by: MrShad at November 26, 2012 03:05 PM (Xqfwb)

107 Sean Bannion:

Absolutely, the emperor has no clothes and even fucking Pravda can call him out. Why the fuck could not the Romney campaign!!!??? arrghh, well perhaps it was for the best. I never did deep down trust romney's conservative bona fides.

As someone said, it was like they were arguing who was going to be the better manager of the welfare state. what a shitty choice.

My question is whether these regulations are now going to bind his second term??

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:05 PM (tVTLU)

108 And then, my friends, the bough will break.

...and it will already be too late, because they sold out their protections, alienated anyone who might have fought, and locked the chains around their own necks.

I guess some people really do deserve slavery--specifically, the people who will sell themselves into it cheaply.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, with gasoline and matches, looking innocent at November 26, 2012 03:05 PM (GBXon)

109 Communion consists of a 40, a snort, and a toke.

Posted by: Adam at November 26, 2012 03:05 PM (/YJYi)

110 Well, he does know how to part the red sea.

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 26, 2012 03:05 PM (SwjAj)

111
We're re-living 2004-2008 all over again, just opposite.

In 2004 the Left was absolutely certain Bush would lose..even to John Kerry. The Left was convinced everyone hated Bush and would never give that dunce another term. Iraq was quickly turning into a disaster (with the help of the media), the deficit was soaring, and corruption abounded. Bush will be crushed, they thought.

Just like us in 2012, they were wrong. The majority was okay with President Bush and felt no need to change leadership.

But immediately after the '04 election, everything went sour for Bush and the GOP. Bush's 2nd term was a political disaster. In just two years, everything changed for the Democrats in 2006.

The same thing will happen again. The Democrats think they can finagle their way back into the House majority. Not gonna happen. Things are gonna get rough for everyone and despite the media, the blame will fall on Obama and the Democrats.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:05 PM (9Q7Nu)

112
Where is our Pale Rider when we need him?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at November 26, 2012 03:05 PM (OOML8)

113 97 Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:03 PM (Lxw+T)


For a moment, I thought you wrote "eli-elu-ho-tze-ah-nu-di-ay-nu.

Dayanu is right. I have had quite enough.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 03:06 PM (XkWWK)

114 My fellow Americans. Eloi eloi lama sabatchani. Thank you. Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:03 PM (Lxw+T)

Ouch.

But sadly appropriate.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 03:06 PM (sbV1u)

115
Yep, too late. The media is against us. Yep, I know.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:06 PM (9Q7Nu)

116 I go up to leftys and say 'check this out...do a google image search of Obama+halo'...and then ask why they put down religion when it has to do with the right. Response? Name calling. Love it.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 03:06 PM (E23Tl)

117 Everytime I see one of these Hollywood douches sucking TFG's dick like this, I feel that much better about torrenting. Been doing it since 2007 and I haven't looked back!

Fuck you H'wood!!!

Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 03:06 PM (GQ8sn)

118 Second look at the anti-Christ idea?

Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2012 03:06 PM (z63Tr)

119 Just wait for the anti-blasphemy laws.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:06 PM (0q2P7)

120 Foxx is in the second category and he is in there with a long, growing and glorious list of "people"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 03:00 PM (79ueO)

_____

But would you piss on him if he needed a root canal?

Posted by: Cricket at November 26, 2012 03:06 PM (DrC22)

121 We're replacing the Nicene Creed with the Choom House Rulez.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (Lxw+T)

122 I want to cancel my cable because there's only about 3 people left whose work I can watch, but I don't know what the heck cable I need.
I'd been kind of postponing it but thanks to Useful Idiot #3,486,942 named Jamie Foxx, I'll be figuring out what HDMI (?) means and ordering the cord so I can run off my laptop.
Can you do other stuff on your laptop when you're streaming stuff to your TV?

Posted by: Biblio Not Good at Tech at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (7o8VY)

123 Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:05 PM (tVTLU)

who is this loser?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (GVxQo)

124 Why that's outrageous.

And inrageous even.

That's my new New Word: Inrage!

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (KXm42)

125 While passing through the great room yesterday evening, I noticed that ABC News was running the Prosperity Montage. I had to stop and explain my laughing to Mrs928.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (QupBk)

126 Take a look at what we said the anti-Christ would be

'Nuff said

Posted by: Revelations at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (wwsoB)

127 If you get your coffee at St.Arbucks, of course you believe ...

"Our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama"

Posted by: The "arist" formerly known as "The Arist former known as Prince" at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (e8kgV)

128 I don't see how any of this is relevant.

In a few years this will be how Barack Obama will be remembered:

First black president.

Next chapter.

Posted by: MJ at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (TR60b)

129 But would you piss on him if he needed a root canal?
Posted by: Cricket at November 26, 2012 03:06 PM (DrC22)

Only if he paid upfront and in cash

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (79ueO)

130 >>>George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure

Hate to be the one that breaks it to you. Take a look at the election results, they aren't the 47%, we are.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (0q2P7)

131 Can you do other stuff on your laptop when you're streaming stuff to your TV?

Sure. You'll want to not surf pr0n at the same time you're streaming because of the bandwidth issues, but you can still do other things while you stream.

Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)

132 so tell me again why it is that if obama wanted to install himself into a third term he wouldn't have thesupport of the black community? term limits are for mere mortals afterall
Posted by: kj at November 26, 2012 02:53 PM (fAXyw)


--------------------------------------------


Watch for it. It's coming. (I mean, how could we possibly turn away our first black preezy because of some out-dated piece of paper......c'mon.)

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (MdEQV)

133 This whole country is going insane. As we used to say in South Florida regarding the immigrant influx, will the last American to leave take the flag with him.

Posted by: Cato at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (gbppU)

134
A year from now CAC will be back with "ZOMG generic ballot has R+10!!"

And everyone will be back to the ol' circle jerk. But for now it's gloom and doom and quitter talk as if none of you have ever lived through two terms of Democrat domination.


Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (9Q7Nu)

135 Well if Obama is a full-on deity, I want to see some fucking miracles.

And no - card and accounting tricks do not count.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (pAlYe)

136 And my belief in an actual God is "magical thinking," terrifying enough to warrant re-education and derision (in that order).

Posted by: Biblio Not Good at Tech at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (7o8VY)

137 who is this loser?

Who? http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/142617

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (QupBk)

138 Wasn't it Thulsa Choom who said that Washington couldn't be changed from the inside, so instead he went golfing?

BTW, you know it's a tough golf course when God gets a snowman on every hole.

Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (/ZZCn)

139 Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:05 PM (9Q7Nu)

I pointed out that no incumbent president has ever failed to win reelection when there's a war going on. How that works with Hopey McDouchebag is anybody's guess.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 03:09 PM (E23Tl)

140 111 Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:05 PM (9Q7Nu)

The problem is, you're looking at the right hand while the left hand is stealing the country.

It no longer matters who is in office so long as the federal bureaucracy - the Leviathan - grows and grows and is untouched.

Yes, we now have Marxists hell bent for leather and a judiciary that is all but in their pockets when it comes to total disregard for the Constitution.

But progressivism, whether full tilt boogie by the Dems, or slow and steady by the RINO establishment, is the ultimate end game.

And we have arrived.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 03:09 PM (XkWWK)

141 Hey Max, I need another ride around L.A.

Posted by: Vincent at November 26, 2012 03:09 PM (wwsoB)

142 so tell me again why it is that if obama wanted to install himself into a third term he wouldn't have thesupport of the black community? term limits are for mere mortals afterall Posted by: kj at November 26, 2012 02:53 PM (fAXyw)

Good thing they're only 12% of the population, huh?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 03:09 PM (sbV1u)

143 It's better if we just point and laugh.


Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2012 03:10 PM (KXm42)

144 No! Not the "Happy Birthday!" Anything but the "Happy Birthday!!!!"

That cartoon creeped me the fuck out.

I know I just split the hell out of an infinitive, or something like that, but symbiotic relationship was sick.

Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2012 03:10 PM (3SvjA)

145 But the donkey on Palm Sunday pulled its own weight.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 26, 2012 03:10 PM (3OmJs)

146 140 Yep.Self perpetuating bureacracy.We CAN'T win.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2012 03:10 PM (9XBK2)

147 While passing through the great room yesterday evening, I noticed that ABC News was running the Prosperity Montage. I had to stop and explain my laughing to Mrs928.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (QupBk)


------------------------------------------------


Do you have a not-so-great room?

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 03:10 PM (MdEQV)

148 Do you have a not-so-great room?

The man cave is kinda shabby.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 26, 2012 03:11 PM (QupBk)

149 1 John 2:18, 22

Pretty well covers it.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 26, 2012 03:11 PM (EKr9U)

150 I wish I had a great room. Because great room.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2012 03:11 PM (KXm42)

151 Well, Obama does turn water into whine.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:11 PM (Lxw+T)

152 Sure. You'll want to not surf pr0n at the same time you're streaming because of the bandwidth issues, but you can still do other things while you stream. Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (GQ8sn)

Oh, I dunno. Depends on which frame the screen freezes at.

Could be rather....pleasing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 03:11 PM (sbV1u)

153 Now all we need is a world war to save us.

Thanks, but no thanks. Due to my proximity to a major east coast city, plus DC about 60 miles way, I've calculated my odds of survival at 0.0001%. Now the next world war after that, the one fought with hard muscles, sweat, sharp stones attached to sticks, I have much better odds.

And Jamie Foxx needs to enter a 12 step program. I don't care which one, any of them, or all of them. There's something wrong with his brain.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 03:11 PM (feFL6)

154 Where is our Pale Rider when we need him?

He was deemed racist.

His role was re-cast to be played by a transgendered African-American Muslim female community activist with breast cancer that was caused by Big Oil greed.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 03:11 PM (SY2Kh)

155
The frightening part is that Obama doesn't come out and put a stop to this kind of worship

Posted by: kj at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (fAXyw)

156 who is this loser?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (GVxQo)

The wording and syntax reminds me of some old trolls from a while back.

Posted by: Vic at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (YdQQY)

157 Phoenixgirl:

Fuck off why don't you. thanks

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (tVTLU)

158 I'm not sure Obama is smart enough to be the anti-Christ, but I suspect a few idiots will spend their time chasing a few not-quite-the-anti-Christs before the end of all things.

Posted by: tcn at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (ZOUmX)

159
135
Well if Obama is a full-on deity, I want to see some fucking miracles.

And no - card and accounting tricks do not count.


Posted by: Mætenloch at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (pAlYe)


I hear he can make a dog disappear.

Posted by: BitTorrent at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (da5Wo)

160 Here it is, folks - from 2008: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4yvvCv79QY

Posted by: DocJ at November 26, 2012 03:13 PM (A5uiv)

161 What does God want with a Soul Train?

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at November 26, 2012 03:13 PM (Lxw+T)

162 That cartoon creeped me the fuck out. I know I just split the hell out of an infinitive, or something like that, but symbiotic relationship was sick Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2012 03:10 PM (3SvjA)

Hundreds and hundreds of Morons, and only one of you got the reference??

I can see I have my work cut out for me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 03:13 PM (sbV1u)

163 Posted by: Biblio Not Good at Tech at November 26, 2012 03:07 PM (7o8VY)

Yes.... but you need to go in to the video settings and EXTEND your desktop to the TV Screen, then drag the movie or show over to it....

Lots of help files on how to do it....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 26, 2012 03:13 PM (lZBBB)

164 Me and Barry on the down low. I call it taking communion.

Posted by: Jamie Foxx at November 26, 2012 03:13 PM (wIgpo)

165 Who is this loser is the guy who won an Oscar for pretending to be Ray Charles.

Why Ray Charles didn't get an Oscar I don't know. I mean he was Ray Charles in actual fact.

Things I think about.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2012 03:13 PM (KXm42)

166 >>>A year from now CAC will be back with "ZOMG generic ballot has R+10!!"

IOW, this is when they look to us and say "Help us" and we're s'pposed to whisper "No"

Posted by: uterus cannon at November 26, 2012 03:14 PM (3ZtZW)

167 I hear he can make a dog disappear.

He makes money out of thin air.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:14 PM (Lxw+T)

168 159

135

Well if Obama is a full-on deity, I want to see some fucking miracles.

And no - card and accounting tricks do not count.




Posted by: Mætenloch at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (pAlYe)

I hear he can make a dog disappear.


Posted by: BitTorrent at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (da5Wo)

With a snap of his nicotine-stained fingers, he can make MSM tongues appear in his asshole.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 03:14 PM (E23Tl)

169
Actually, no Allen, you're mistaken. When UE was 10% we did very well in the 2010 election.


Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:14 PM (9Q7Nu)

170 Oh were you referring to soome other loser? My bad.

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2012 03:14 PM (KXm42)

171 This is exactly how to treat Obama. A Lord and Saviour can't go blaming others when he fails.

Posted by: Meremortal, run...it's burning! at November 26, 2012 03:15 PM (1Y+hH)

172 Well if Obama is a full-on deity, I want to see some fucking miracles.

And no - card and accounting tricks do not count.


Making a trillion dollars disappear without a trace wasn't enough? Tough crowd.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 03:15 PM (SY2Kh)

173 There is a huge market out there for tasty thin wafers embossed with Obama's image.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:15 PM (Lxw+T)

174 159
135
Well if Obama is a full-on deity, I want to see some fucking miracles.

And no - card and accounting tricks do not count.


Posted by: Mætenloch at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (pAlYe)


He got 100% turnout with 100% of the vote from
A bunch of precincts in several major cities.

That seems miraculous to me.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 26, 2012 03:15 PM (UjSt7)

175 Communion is pretty much the same except the wine is Night Train and the host is a pack of Luckys.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 26, 2012 03:16 PM (XUKZU)

176 Posted by: BitTorrent at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (da5Wo)

And Lo, I stretched forth my Hand and the dead walked, to the polls, to vote for the Won.... and the old, and insane, and halt, and Lame, also came to vote... and I saw that this was ... good....

Posted by: Obama 4:13 at November 26, 2012 03:16 PM (lZBBB)

177 Egypt's Morsi says he stands by his decrees
Published: 11.26.12, 21:11 / Israel News



Egypt's Islamist president has told the nation's top judges that he acted within his rights when he issued a series of decrees giving him sweeping powers, according to his spokesman.

That stand is likely to trigger a prolonged showdown with the opposition. (AP)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 03:16 PM (79ueO)

178 Why is anyone worried about the Choomster's 3rd term? I say we have plenty on the plate right now over the freakin' 2nd term.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (ccXZP)

179 You know, I admire Reagan greatly. I cried when he died. I don't think I've ever even thought about calling him Our Lord and Savior.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (VtjlW)

180 Heck... we have 8% + inflation... once you figure it like they USED to....Posted by: History... yelling

About 6% with a re-engineered version of the CPI.

If this is inflation, prepare to be surprised if/when it actually hits.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (ON54M)

181 Meh. What do you all expect. Really?


Old Joe saved them from being back in chains, and Barry told them it wasn't their fault they don't have shit. It's the "Man's" fault.


He is a God to them, everything they want to believe he tells them.

He also gives them everything they want. Like spoiled childern, they always want more and Barry is there to give it to them.

We are so fucked.



Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (wR+pz)

182 I wonder if Jamie voted for "revenge", as instructed by his lord and savior.

Posted by: Pyrocles at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (cv5Iw)

183 155


The frightening part is that Obama doesn't come out and put a stop to this kind of worship

Posted by: kj at November 26, 2012 03:12 PM (fAXyw)

Actually, I'd be amazed if he wasn't encouraging it. He is that into himself.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (E23Tl)

184 I am a lenient God. While others may make you stand before them, I require only that you kneel. And then I will give you free shit.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Diety at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (1Rgee)

185 Why did RR lose the election?

The main two theories I have heard thrown about is that:
1) the demographic waves are making it very tough for pub candidates; or
2) this election was about the makers versus the takers.
But in response to these points I would just like to point out Mississippi.
There are a shit ton of poor people in MI and the state is roughly 40% black and other minorities, maybe a bit higher.

But yet it is a solid red state. What does MI have that a lot of the northern states do not have:
Unions. That is the only main factor I see to explain the disconnect (other than the obvious cultural conservative differences - but I do not believe that 90% of white Southerners are prolife, etc.)
We have to figure out some way to address this problem as it stands in our way in what should be winning states.
I mean, does anyone have any theories as to why we cannot win lily white Iowa? Never spent time there but I would be curious as to thoughts on that specific state.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (tVTLU)

186 Hate to be the one that breaks it to you. Take a look at the election results, they aren't the 47%, we are.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (0q2P7)


----------------------------------------------


And some people, even a person on this thread, think this is just another dem term. They'll be out to break us this next time and they have a populace, media, and education behind them to do it.

The dems don't want European type socialism. They want the soviet.




Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 03:18 PM (MdEQV)

187 So I guess we're saying Obama is pretty handy with a hammer, pegs and dowels. Plus, he never got laid. I can't explain Michelle.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:18 PM (Lxw+T)

188 You know, people worshipped Hitler. Just sayin'.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 03:18 PM (DoZD+)

189 we are apostates and prophets then. Nobody liked the prophets though.

Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 03:18 PM (Dnbau)

190 god of the moochers perhaps.

Posted by: marcus at November 26, 2012 03:18 PM (GGCsk)

191 Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 03:11 PM (feFL6)

Hmmm.... being near Washington DC could be the SAFEST place in the country in case of War....

Because our enemies know that Washington is their best friend and ally.... in any conflict...

Why attack your friends?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 26, 2012 03:19 PM (lZBBB)

192 Barack Obama, the plastic jesus of the dashboard. May the Arizona sun do a number on him.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:19 PM (wb1e3)

193 I seem to remember God getting boo'ed 3 times during the Rat Convention.
This is just creepy on so many levels. Damn, I guess the Mayans were right. These sick people blast religion and Christians and Jews in general for their beliefs but idolize a false image a la Barack.
Truly sick.

Posted by: Cheri at November 26, 2012 03:19 PM (G+Wff)

194 Have we considered the possibility Mr. Foxx wasn't being serious?

Before I get the vapors, I mean, I'd like to know why.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2012 03:19 PM (TOk1P)

195 I wish I had a great room. Because great room.

The only reason realtors started naming rooms like that is because some people, who like people of the same gender, object to rooms being called 'family rooms'. It makes them feel left out and therefor litigiousness.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 03:20 PM (feFL6)

196 175 Communion is pretty much the same except the wine is Night Train and the host is a pack of Luckys.

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Just remember the following-


There are 10 commandments, not 12.

There are 12 disciples, not 10.

Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

Jacob wagered his donkey. He did not beat his ass.

We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.

David slew Goliath. He did not kick the shit out of him.

When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, " Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say, "Eat me!"

The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the cherry."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2012 03:20 PM (e0xKF)

197 }===========
My cat just typed this.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2012 03:20 PM (9XBK2)

198 Let it burn, and starve the beast

Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2012 03:20 PM (wwsoB)

199 IOW, this is when they look to us and say "Help us" and we're s'pposed to whisper "No"
Posted by: uterus cannon at November 26, 2012 03:14 PM (3ZtZW)



Obligatory - http://youtu.be/G39GgvCjTZs

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 26, 2012 03:20 PM (VtjlW)

200 Alexthechick - 179:

Me as well, me as well. I only teared up though when I heard he passed. Lefties are truly unhinged.

You should really buy Reagan's radio addresses (i think they used to happen weekly), they are great to listen to and it is unbelievable how much of a grasp he had over the mind numbing details of so many issues.

a really fun listen.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:20 PM (tVTLU)

201
179
You know, I admire Reagan greatly. I cried when he died. I don't
think I've ever even thought about calling him Our Lord and Savior.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming not nearly soon enough. at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (VtjlW)


I was in DC at the time of the funeral. Went downtown for the procession (?). I was about two blocks from where the jets did their flyover. The whole thing was surreal. Like something out of a movie. People everywhere. Standing on any and everything to see. People hanging out of windows in buildings. People on the roof of buildings. And then....utter silence as he came by. I've never been in a public place that was that silent. Just, surreal.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 03:21 PM (da5Wo)

202 oh yeah, Zero Dark Thirty. Obama even got to torture people.

This sort of multiphasic morality that Obama has is the result of the GOP having no values. Or being too scared to discuss values.

We coulda gone to Obama's left in 3rd debate talking about abuse of Patriot Act or Obama using "torture" (or torture torture, wink wink nudge nudge) when he ordered seals to shoot OBL in the head on sight (after promising libs in NYC that he'd be an ACLU court approved civilian trial recipient).

But no. Romney ran on the economy.

We can't get the evangelical gaytheist vote or the obamaphonelad vote but we could maybe chip away a few 100K voters if we so desired.

Maybe if Romney had professed smallish govt sensibility and values, libertarian monkey circus candidate wouldn't have gotten a million protest votes.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 03:21 PM (QxSug)

203 So Obama is Jesus? At last, we've nailed him.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:21 PM (Lxw+T)

204 PHTHONOS (or Phthonus) was the spirit of envy and jealousy. Reincarnated into the shitbag who's probably on the golf course right now.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 03:21 PM (E23Tl)

205 188
You know, people worshipped Hitler. Just sayin'.


Well, we will know it's over if Barry stops eating dog. Hitler was a vegetarian.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 26, 2012 03:21 PM (wR+pz)

206
My cat just typed this.


Posted by: steevy


Ralphie Wiggum, is that you?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:21 PM (9Q7Nu)

207 of course he was not serious.

so what

what if a pub called Reagan "Our Lord and Savior"

Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 03:22 PM (Dnbau)

208 You know, people worshipped Hitler. Just sayin'.

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There is a great piece of Nazi propaganda. There is a stained glass portrait of Jesus. Then rocks are thrown breaking the stained glass and behind it is revealed a portrait of Hitler. Maybe Obama could do something similar.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 26, 2012 03:22 PM (XUKZU)

209 >>>Well if Obama is a full-on deity, I want to see some fucking miracles.

Remember, to the moonbats, destroying the US IS a miracle.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:23 PM (0q2P7)

210 Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:17 PM (tVTLU)

I was watching a History channel special on Men who Made America....

During the McKinley election... there was about a 90% turnout of voters...

Today, even with it being EASIER to vote, we are barely at 50%...

The American Electorate no longer feels it has any say in Government.... that their vote does not count....

THAT is why Romney lost.... Conservative America stayed home.... because of despair...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 26, 2012 03:23 PM (lZBBB)

211 There is a great piece of Nazi propaganda. There is a stained glass
portrait of Jesus. Then rocks are thrown breaking the stained glass and
behind it is revealed a portrait of Hitler. Maybe Obama could do
something similar.

Thanks! We're on it!

Posted by: The DNC/ MSM Complex at November 26, 2012 03:24 PM (z63Tr)

212 **I was in DC at the time of the funeral. Went downtown for the procession (?). I was about two blocks from where the jets did their flyover. The whole thing was surreal. Like something out of a movie. People everywhere. Standing on any and everything to see. People hanging out of windows in buildings. People on the roof of buildings. And then....utter silence as he came by. I've never been in a public place that was that silent. Just, surreal.**

was there too.

those f-15's were awesome.

anyway...it was sad, reagan was awesome but even republicans back in 1980's were mildly embarrassed of the guy. Unlike today's cult of personality.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 03:24 PM (QxSug)

213 209
>>>Well if Obama is a full-on deity, I want to see some fucking miracles.

Remember, to the moonbats, destroying the US IS a miracle.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:23 PM (0q2P7)

No, more along the lines of doing the lord's work.

Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 03:24 PM (E23Tl)

214 You have to conclude is that the majority put all their hopes in the Chocolate Jesus, that Bush was personally responsible for all that went wrong in their lives, and Chocolate Jesus can make everything better for them just by being him

No one ever wants to hear "where is your god NOW!"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2012 03:24 PM (wwsoB)

215 I scooped a turd out of my cats litter box that looked like Obama.
It's a miracle!

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2012 03:25 PM (9XBK2)

216
"Obama is NOT Hitler..... he is Mussolini..... but no one bothers to listen..."

Mussolini spoke 4 languages, fought the mafia and made trains run on time.

Can't say the same for mr clusterfuck

Posted by: fromabroad at November 26, 2012 03:25 PM (rnV3B)

217 >>>of course he was not serious.


so what

It's dangerous talk. Some people are on the verge of deity worship. Saying something like this even in jest gives them reinforcement that it is OK to think that way. It's not. It's very very dangerous.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:25 PM (0q2P7)

218 Romeo13,

I love those shows, but I must have missed that factoid. 90%, that is NUTS!! Honestly though, I don't know what higher turnout would mean for us. That would bring in the real dummies I guess, but perhaps we would fare better. On that front, I don't know.

And I meant MS as the abbreviation for Mississippi, not MI.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:26 PM (tVTLU)

219
Maybe Obama could do something similar.

Maybe we should do something similar.

Isn't it about time we be more creative and youtube to satirize the absurdity of Obama's iconic image?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:26 PM (9Q7Nu)

220 Would it be racist of me to say that Jamie Foxx is an idiot? Don't care
anymore. I'm fed up with giving people a free pass because they belong
to one of the left's protected groups of perpetual victims.

*****

Jamie Foxx is an idiot...Oh and you're a racist

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 26, 2012 03:27 PM (SkyIE)

221
Why would a deity give himself such big goofy ears?

Posted by: kj at November 26, 2012 03:27 PM (fAXyw)

222 135

Well if Obama is a full-on deity, I want to see some fucking miracles.

And no - card and accounting tricks do not count.

Posted by: Mætenloch at November 26, 2012 03:08 PM (pAlYe)


It took about 100 years but the left tricked America into thinking it sucked and needed fundamental transformation.

Or, as Keyser Szouze said at the end of "Usual Suspects," the greatest trick the devil played was making the world believe he didn't exist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 03:27 PM (XkWWK)

223 Here you go, here's a perfect example of the cult. Guy I played ball with in college just posted pics to FB. Album is entitled with his daughter's name "and Uncle Barry". It's 4 pics of his 2 year old daughter laying on a bed, cutting up with a cardboard cutout of TFG while she's wearing an Ohio for Obama/Biden tshirt.

Fucking. Creepy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 03:27 PM (da5Wo)

224 More than 50 percent of Americans STILL blame Bush for the shitty economy. He's kind of like Herbert Hoover

So who are the GOP bosses frontrunning for 2016?

Jeb Bush

The GOP is conceding the 2016 election 4 years ahead of time

Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2012 03:27 PM (wwsoB)

225 Various places sell acheap indoor antenna which is about the size of a cable modem and plugs in to the back of your TeeVee.


Get most or all of the local channels, you will.

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 26, 2012 03:27 PM (Dll6b)

226 Joeindc:

Your last statement had me busting up laughing. Exactly.

At the end of the day, perhaps RR losing was like an unanswered prayer, not to borrow too much from Garth Brooks!!

It is time for Zero to own this fucking mess. And perhaps in 2016 we will have a real conservative ready to go. I just hope the justices can stay healthy...

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:28 PM (tVTLU)

227 He was being sarcastic?

Posted by: yes rhetorical questions are my favorite at November 26, 2012 03:28 PM (Kflw4)

228 I believe that when man lacks a spiritual life something will fill the void. Its a psychological need of man, and it will be filled. Hence the cult of personality that develops in places like China, the USSR, Hitler's Germany, and now here. What could go wrong??

Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 03:28 PM (Dnbau)

229 Obama is NOT Hitler..... he is Mussolini..... but no one bothers to listen..

---

Let's see how closely he follows Il Douchebag's example.

Mussolini was hog-tied, drug behind a jeep, then hung from a gas-station sign IIRC.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2012 03:28 PM (e0xKF)

230 The GOP is conceding the 2016 election 4 years ahead of time


You can't say the GOP isn't trying to get a head start.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 26, 2012 03:29 PM (Lxw+T)

231 of course he was not serious.

????? Yes he was. Go watch it on you tube

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 03:29 PM (79ueO)

232
in other words, we counter their deification of Obama with defecation of Obama

Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:29 PM (9Q7Nu)

233 oh my god, that zero dark thirty film review? Was it written by Joe Biden. That is some insane politicizing.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 03:29 PM (QxSug)

234 223
Here you go, here's a perfect example of the cult. Guy I played ball
with in college just posted pics to FB. Album is entitled with his
daughter's name "and Uncle Barry". It's 4 pics of his 2 year old
daughter laying on a bed, cutting up with a cardboard cutout of TFG
while she's wearing an Ohio for Obama/Biden tshirt.

Fucking. Creepy.


Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 03:27 PM

Whenever someone does that, refer to Obullshit as "your boyfriend" or "your jesus"

Pisses lefties off something awful because they believe they're above idol worship

Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2012 03:30 PM (wwsoB)

235 I expect to see a full repeat of FDR's horseshit soon.

The CCC, Civil Conservation Corp, or FDR's Hitler Youth is coming soon. Just watch. To get people back to "work" he will start it up.

People forget FDR was a pure fucking socialist that started this all.


http://tinyurl.com/34zfcz

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 26, 2012 03:30 PM (wR+pz)

236 Another case of a 'somewhat famous' person saying stupid shit.

Posted by: sTevo at November 26, 2012 03:30 PM (vroT8)

237 "There are a shit ton of poor people in MI and the state is roughly 40% black and other minorities, maybe a bit higher. "

Michigan is 14.3% black.80.2% white.4.5% Latino or hispanic origin.

Posted by: jwest at November 26, 2012 03:31 PM (ZDsRL)

238 Did you like 'Triumph of the Will' ????


I turned Hitler from a frog to a prince, ja? Took an Austrian lunatic with a comic mustache who ranted incoherently, and made him into a 1934-ish Christ


The MFM sort of does the same thing with Obama, every Goddamned day

Posted by: Leni R at November 26, 2012 03:31 PM (Dll6b)

239 I think this demonstrates that the Obama cult of personality won't easily transfer to the next Democrat.

What will happen to the black vote when the Dems turn back to Whitey in 2016? I imagine the black turnout will decrease dramatically.

Posted by: JoJo at November 26, 2012 03:31 PM (MSrqi)

240 Chicago Jesus is the one comrades, he will smote the economy and evil ozone hole err global warming uhhh well climate change then. A chicken in every pot, a welfare check in every mailbox, a sobamaphone in every disciples hand, citizenship for every poor suffering immigrant.

Posted by: Reverend Kool-Aid at November 26, 2012 03:31 PM (Kflw4)

241
210...I was watching a History channel special on Men who Made America....

Those shows are designed to deliver the message that..."America was built by evil greedy men, and so it should now be fundamentally changed".

Posted by: wheatie at November 26, 2012 03:31 PM (ICEh3)

242 Kucinich 's biggest problem IMHO was equating "taxes" with "revenue"
(false) and the replacement for a loss in revenue being more revenue
(when it could be spending cuts.)


To Democrats Tax and Revenue are the same thing. That is, they believe that a lower tax rate = lower revenue. But the only way they could get there is by looking at percentage of income taxed. Moving the tax rates down increases revenue in real numbers, and revenue as percent of GDP has been pretty constant no matter what we've done with Income Tax Rates (It's been a while since I looked, but IIRC it's between 17 18% of GDP on average). Therefore, they can only believe that higher taxes = more money to government if they believe that the Government owns all the money and any that they "let" you have is out of some sense of benevolence.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 03:31 PM (5DR1j)

243
Where's the Spanish Inquisition when you need it?


Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 26, 2012 02:49 PM (Dll6b)






somewhere unexpected, I reckon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2012 03:31 PM (TIIx5)

244 We our honored that Brarack Obama is our President again and have renamed our town from Brattleboro to "Obamaboro". We think he is the one that will pull this miserable Bush economy out of a recession and make life wonderfal again. We cannot wait to see what he can do in the next four years to take care of us...That is why we love him !

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from obamaboro, Vt and proud of it !!!! at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (48wze)

245 The two-party system is a myth. There is only one party. Like the devil, the ruling class's niftiest trick is fooling you into thinking it is not this way.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (zpqa2)

246 Even if it puts Joe Biden in charge, I'm waiting.

I have a lot of trouble imagining Biden being worse than the SCOAMF. I can see him declaring that December 6th is "Lucky Charms Are Magically Delicious Day" but not e.g. actively working to sell the world out to the Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (B/VB5)

247
30 years ago, the popular bumper sticker was: QUESTION AUTHORITY

Today?

WORSHIP AUTHORITY

Come to think of it, that phrase with Obama's iconic image attached would make a great bumper sticker.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (9Q7Nu)

248 Bochran,

Seriously?? that is fucking creepy.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (tVTLU)

249 >>>THAT is why Romney lost.... Conservative America stayed home.... because of despair...

Not participating in the political process is an open statement against the Constitution. I would never excuse for emotional reasons a failure to vote. Any person not voting for some feeling of anger or sadness, is voting, for non-representative government. Not voting, is voting, to abandon the Constitution. *spit*

Now that crop has matured, I hope that they are ready to reap the whirlwind their apathy has sown.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (0q2P7)

250 Turtle man is more entertaining than JF.

Posted by: sTevo at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (jTr5F)

251 235 I was watching the 3 Stooges the other day,and in the beginning of one short,up pops that fascist NRA eagle "We do our Part".

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (9XBK2)

252 Oh btw. Textbooks are now referring to the Boston Tea Party as "terrorists" ... in Texas no less

http://tinyurl.com/cbzwvky


Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (wwsoB)

253 Yes, jwest, the Midwest and Pacific Northwest are mostly White people who mostly vote Democrat.


Suicide is painless, or so they say...

Posted by: Larry from Laramie at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (Dll6b)

254 Mussolini and his wife were left in the streets. Upside down was he hung.

http://www.morticom.com/celebritydeathmussolini10.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:32 PM (wb1e3)

255 But he gave me my Obama phone....and he gonna pay my electric bill now...he even gonna pay for my boobeh implants now. He gotta be Jesus. Jesus luvs me, oh, this I know.

/MTG

Posted by: Old Worn Out Obama Girl in Ohio at November 26, 2012 03:33 PM (ReyBo)

256 if it makes you feel better, look at the electoral map of 1972.

Once we get through Great Depression 2.0, WWIII, and the next Cold War, the country will be excised enough of FDR and TFG to vote in Mitt Romney Jr overwhelmingly. So, just wait 40 years, guys. In the meantime, let the left have their new patron saint.

cause bush in '04 wasn't gay for killing obl as he was for fighting two wars plus the clandestine war on terror.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 03:34 PM (QxSug)

257 "Remember, wingnuts, you're the anti-science, anti-reason, Magical Thinking ones."

The difference is that Jamie Foxx doesn't actually believe Obama is god. The wing nuts, unfortunately, actually do believe in talking snakes, creationism, demon-possessed swine, and all other sorts of Christian nonsense. Foxx was telling a joke. When a Christian makes the imbecilic claim that the world was created in seven days some time during the Bronze Age, they are presumably being serious- ridiculous as their claims may sound to non-believers.

Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 03:34 PM (jRfn3)

258 229 Obama is NOT Hitler..... he is Mussolini..... but no one bothers to listen.. --- Let's see how closely he follows Il Douchebag's example. Mussolini was hog-tied, drug behind a jeep, then hung from a gas-station sign IIRC.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2012 03:28 PM (e0xKF)

I believe he was hung with a certain part of his anatomy stuffed in his mouth.

Posted by: tofer732 at November 26, 2012 03:34 PM (2zM0P)

259 it was Benito's mistress upside down, ya'll

Posted by: Larry from Laramie at November 26, 2012 03:34 PM (Dll6b)

260 Wonder if I can get an NEA grant to put an Obama 2012 button in a jar of urine?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:35 PM (wb1e3)

261 he'd like that

Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 03:35 PM (Dnbau)

262 Billybob,

Agreed 100% re FDR. WWII started when nazis invade poland, but we just give her up to the fucking commies with no question??

And, as this post by Ace confirms, can we agree to tax the ever fucking love of shit out of hollywood. HOW IS THIS NOT ON THE TABLE, NOW!!!

We did it before right after WWII at 20% of gross receipts. I say we double down and go for 30% of GROSS receipts. Straight across the board. Why does brad pitt need more jets.
Time to OWN IT, you liberal leftist snide fucks.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:35 PM (tVTLU)

263 I believe he was hung with a certain part of his anatomy stuffed in his mouth.

---

Won't be the first time Barry Cakeboy's had one of those there.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 26, 2012 03:35 PM (e0xKF)

264 When a Christian makes the imbecilic claim that the world was created in seven days some time during the Bronze Age, they are presumably being serious- ridiculous as their claims may sound to non-believers.

Not as ridiculous as when people claim based on the say-so of a spectacularly shitty piece of FORTRAN code from the University of East Anglia that MAN IS DESTROYING TEH GAIAS!!@!

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2012 03:36 PM (B/VB5)

265 It's almost as if some people say stuff JUST to make other people mad.

What a world...

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2012 03:36 PM (TOk1P)

266 Oh btw. Textbooks are now referring to the Boston Tea Party as "terrorists" ... in Texas no less

Oh, look. There goes my blood pressure again.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 03:36 PM (5DR1j)

267 This rule of man stuff is no fun could we back to the rule of law?

Posted by: cargo cult at November 26, 2012 03:36 PM (Kflw4)

268 hey Jordan, is he Texas legislature still in session?

Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 03:36 PM (Dnbau)

269
He Himself didn't need standards. God does not err.

Excuse me, why does God need drones to smite his enemies?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at November 26, 2012 03:37 PM (1hM1d)

270 Mitt lost for several reason.

Negative ads painted him as a greedy boss, and worked.

Mitt could not overcome his own fucking Romney Care, so he never when full bore on Obama Care, he couldn't

And, sadly, his religion. Mormons are still not trusted by a lot of people.


I don't know who would have been better to run. Perry showed he was a light weight early. Cain was entertaining, period. Newt, too many dead wives. Huntsman, not a Republican. Santorium, a little to religiously creepy.

Did I leave anyone out? Oh yeah, someone who could have won.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 26, 2012 03:37 PM (wR+pz)

271 It's dangerous talk. Some people are on the verge of deity worship. Saying something like this even in jest gives them reinforcement that it is OK to think that way. It's not. It's very very dangerous.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:25 PM (0q2P7)


-----------------------------------------------


Yup. Of course, this meme was started in 2009 (remember the MFM pics of him with a halo?). The MFM, in their own way, is going to perpetuate this.

Come 2015, the 51% will be asking themselves why the fucking Constitution didn't take into consideration the likelyhood of an actual living god being the president. As I said. A third term is not out of the question. Watch for it.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 03:37 PM (MdEQV)

272 The Cult of Personality......



http://tinyurl.com/cdak6ww

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 03:37 PM (da5Wo)

273 James T. Kirk to Obama, "Why does god need Air Force One?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:37 PM (wb1e3)

274 Excuse me, why does God need drones to smite his enemies? Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at November 26, 2012 03:37 PM (1hM1d)

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!!

Posted by: The Great and Powerful Oz at November 26, 2012 03:38 PM (sbV1u)

275 People are stupid. They want to be lied to. And they wantto be in with the popular crowd. They listen to and believe the MSM and don't bother to check things out or question what they're told.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 03:38 PM (DoZD+)

276 268 hey Jordan, is he Texas legislature still in session?

Nope, but Obama is still your president.

Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 03:38 PM (jRfn3)

277
Isn't this blasphemy?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 26, 2012 03:38 PM (TYO2p)

278 Nobody expects the Canadian Inquisition!!

Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2012 03:39 PM (KXm42)

279 http://tinyurl.com/cdak6ww


Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 03:37 PM (da5Wo)

I just threw up, mostly in my mouth. Mostly.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx just loves him some LIB at November 26, 2012 03:39 PM (GRvW4)

280 The Cult of Personality......Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 03:37 PM (da5Wo)

Kid doesn't have a chance.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 03:39 PM (sbV1u)

281 I assume jordan was being silly.

drones? Real God sent angels to do his bidding, dontachaknow.

It's great that the left can be the obamaphonelady party, LenaDunhamPartygirl party, the union thug party without having to answer for their unthinking imbecility but we have to answer for the libelous creations of what hollywood thinks religious people are like.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 03:39 PM (QxSug)

282 The Romans had a tradition of a person whispering into the emperor's ear:
"memento mori"
"remember you are a man"

I never thought we would need that.
If the news media did its job people like that idiot Foxx might be more realistic.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2012 03:39 PM (xF6db)

283 Man, I'm really liking this comment hiding thing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 03:39 PM (5DR1j)

284 To Democrats Tax and Revenue are the same thing. That is, they believe that a lower tax rate = lower revenue.

Also, they believe that tax cut = spending.

Honestly, we need to be better at playing that game. Instead of Boehner talking about "revenue" but keeping tax rates at current rates, he should be just calling any (projected) revenue increases a "tax increase on the wealthiest Americans".

For instance, if the agreed to a cap on the home mortgage deduction, they should stick to calling it a tax increase on the rich. Not "revenue".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 03:40 PM (SY2Kh)

285 Ethyl, I'm comin! This is the big one Ethyl, I'm comin!

Posted by: Redd Foxx at November 26, 2012 03:40 PM (n/ubI)

286 257 Did you actually read Jaime Foxx's mind to know what he really meant by it?

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 26, 2012 03:40 PM (ReyBo)

287 I assume jordan was being silly.


No. Mostly Jordan has all the brains of a retarded sea cucumber, and all the intellectual integrity of Janus on meth.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 03:41 PM (5DR1j)

288 Jordan is proud of being a conformist, sheep, a lover of the state, of being someone who is incapable of caring for himself, and places more trust that a bureaucrat can make better life decisions for him. A loser. A baby.

Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 03:41 PM (Dnbau)

289 277 -

If you live in a time and place where the question needs to be asked, then I think the answer is no.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2012 03:41 PM (TOk1P)

290 actually, I have a lot more respect now post election for Perry.

He'd never have taken the foot off the gas on obama in the debates.

And there's rumors that he may be the sole pol in the GOP that's concerned about voter fraud.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 03:41 PM (QxSug)

291 BCochran, that is truly disturbing. Will the keep have a positive outlook growing up? How are the parents?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:41 PM (wb1e3)

292 I love how people keep doing shit like this then claim they are just joking or it's all about symbolism when someone points it out.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 26, 2012 03:41 PM (NzBQO)

293 People are stupid. They want to be lied to. And they wantto be in with the popular crowd. They listen to and believe the MSM and don't bother to check things out or question what they're told. Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 03:38 PM

I wouldn't go that far. People are lazy. It takes time to educate yourself, and if you do that then that's time you can't spend on ESPN, getting hammered, on Call of Duty: Black Ops II, chasing tail, or, in the case of Greg, at the local glory hole.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 26, 2012 03:42 PM (sbV1u)

294 Instead of Boehner talking about "revenue" but keeping tax rates at
current rates, he should be just calling any (projected) revenue
increases a "tax increase on the wealthiest Americans the Job Creators".


Proposed amendment.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 03:42 PM (5DR1j)

295
Jordan, STFU, dunce.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:42 PM (9Q7Nu)

296 The ANTICHRIST will demand the worship as if he were God. Read your bible.

Posted by: James at November 26, 2012 03:42 PM (ssVbu)

297 Hmmmm..... I think the meme should be...

Those is Oz Worshiped the Great Ozma too....

Now, if we just had some little press dog willing to pull back the curtain...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 26, 2012 03:42 PM (lZBBB)

298 At least the Romans waited until you died to deify you.

Posted by: Secundus at November 26, 2012 03:43 PM (jOqJf)

299 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 03:42 PM (5DR1j)

Yeah.... capping deductions will KILL LLCs.... which are MOST small businesses...

dumb dumb dumb GOP.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 26, 2012 03:43 PM (lZBBB)

300 Herodotus Book 1, chapter 60

But after a short time the partisans of Megacles and of Lycurgus made common cause and drove him out. In this way Pisistratus first got Athens and, as he had a sovereignty that was not yet firmly rooted, lost it. Presently his enemies who together had driven him out began to feud once more. Then Megacles, harassed by factional strife, sent a message to Pisistratus offering him his daughter to marry and the sovereign power besides. When this offer was accepted by Pisistratus, who agreed on these terms with Megacles, they devised a plan to bring Pisistratus back which, to my mind, was so exceptionally foolish that it is strange (since from old times the Hellenic stock has always been distinguished from foreign by its greater cleverness and its freedom from silly foolishness) that these men should devise such a plan to deceive Athenians, said to be the subtlest of the Greeks. There was in the Paeanian deme1 a woman called Phya, three fingers short of six feet, four inches in height, and otherwise, too, well-formed. This woman they equipped in full armor and put in a chariot, giving her all the paraphernalia to make the most impressive spectacle, and so drove into the city; heralds ran before them, and when they came into town proclaimed as they were instructed: “Athenians, give a hearty welcome to Pisistratus, whom Athena herself honors above all men and is bringing back to her own acropolis.” So the heralds went about proclaiming this; and immediately the report spread in the demes that Athena was bringing Pisistratus back, and the townsfolk, believing that the woman was the goddess herself, worshipped this human creature and welcomed Pisistratus.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 26, 2012 03:43 PM (Y5I9o)

301 That Bill Whittle speech said it all. You cannot set the bar any lower than when the pos SCoaMF was elected, then re-elected. It was lowered past hell to infinity.


Posted by: beach at November 26, 2012 03:44 PM (LpQbZ)

302 whatever. Romney eschewed values in the campaign letting Obama be the choice for evangelical gaytheists and catholics and laraza and union thugs and whatever group which could have been persuadable. If the left wants to full scale mock religion (interesting comment on michelle bachman, she was so reviled as being weird on god that a journalist was shocked to read that she was just an average protestant) then maybe the left should be forced to own it.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 03:44 PM (QxSug)

303
291
BCochran, that is truly disturbing. Will the keep have a positive outlook growing up? How are the parents?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:41 PM (wb1e3)


Never met the mom, don't know anything about her. Played ball in college with the dad. He spent most of TFG's first term pretending to be completely apolitical, hated the process, politics sucks, always mocked it. Finally came out as a TFG supporter a couple months before the election. Wasn't a shock. He came out partially cause I gave him crap. It was obv where he was coming from.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 26, 2012 03:44 PM (da5Wo)

304 Lefties do have a god it is called the state.

Posted by: mob rule never ends well at November 26, 2012 03:44 PM (Kflw4)

305 "71 Oh, Mr. Foxx, so glad to see you're in a patriotic mood here! Guess what?! We hope you're in a giving mood this season!"

Rich liberals who claim that they want the rich to pay their "fair" share will continue to do what they do now. Use a whole herd of tax attorneys and financial people to help them avoid taxes.

These liberals in the entertainment industry are just as greedy and obscenely overpaid as anyone on Wall Street or in Banking. They just don't have the self knowledge to see it. I'm not joking when I say this. People in the entertainment industry have the emotional development of children. Think of a 6 year old who gets paid $10 million per year. That's what we're dealing with.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2012 03:45 PM (xF6db)

306 Obama - Bore andCommie Whore.

Posted by: polynikes at November 26, 2012 03:45 PM (m2CN7)

307 The difference is that Jamie Foxx doesn't actually believe Obama is god.

Wrong.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 03:45 PM (4Lo/K)

308 Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants

Posted by: William Penn at November 26, 2012 03:46 PM (6kkPP)

309 304 Lefties do have a god it is called the state.

At least the state actually exists. They could have chosen an imaginary one.

Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 03:46 PM (jRfn3)

310 ridiculous as their claims may sound to non-believers.

Like reducing premiums by %3000%?

Like cutting the deficit in half?

You fucking chowderhead.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 03:47 PM (4Lo/K)

311 How does a dying empire pay for bread and circuses?

Conquest. Conquer others and take their shit. We are gonna live in very interesting times as the republic dies and proles of the empire keep demanding free shit.

All we need is a "short victorious war."

Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 03:47 PM (OQpzc)

312 BillyBob,
I agree, out of all the candidates we had, Romney was the best to defeat Zero. But what the fuck does that say about our candidates. Sweet Jesus. Again, all I can hearken back to is just listening to the primary debates, just a few of them, and doing other work. And what came through was that Romney was the only one who could fucking talk. Gingrich somewhat, but seeing that guy as electable nationally is laughable.

Jwest,
Sorry, I meant MS, not MI.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:47 PM (tVTLU)

313 A God who stutters?

Posted by: wiserbud at November 26, 2012 03:47 PM (gCa4h)

314 Caligula accepted the powers of the Principate as conferred by the Roman Senate, and entered Rome on March 28 amid a crowd that hailed him as "our baby" and "our star."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:48 PM (wb1e3)

315 Mr. Obama,

When you raise Jamie Foxx's taxes, please raise Jordan's taxes. After all, that's what he prays to you about every night after he thanks you for creating the earth in seven days. Please give him what he wants.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 26, 2012 03:48 PM (ReyBo)

316
Nope, but Obama is still your president.

Hey, if you wouldn't mind, remind him to act like he's the president of all Americans, not just the ones that voted for him? I know it's tough and all, but that's the job he signed up for.

Also, when is he going to take the blame for the victims of Sandy who still don't have power?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at November 26, 2012 03:49 PM (1hM1d)

317 ridiculous as their claims may sound to non-believers.

Like promises to being open and transparent, then ramming 2700-page bills whose contents not even the fucking House Majority leader pretended to be remotely informed about through Congress?

You pathetic assclown.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 03:49 PM (4Lo/K)

318 All we need is a "short victorious war."

Not sure how that is supposed to help. We're going to be spending on a "short victorious war" but won't be able to conquer and take anyone's shit. Back to square one.

Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 03:49 PM (GQ8sn)

319 Since the god Obama doesn't do anything without her permission, what does that make Valerie Jarrett?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2012 03:50 PM (TOk1P)

320 History is filled with god-kings. There are lots of statues in deserts to prove this.

Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 03:50 PM (OQpzc)

321 Why does God need a teleprompter?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 03:50 PM (DoZD+)

322 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:48 PM (wb1e3)

And then proceeded to make his Horse, a Senator....

Much like they made someone sitting in an asylum, a Member of the House of Representatives....

Posted by: History.... Yelling.... again... at November 26, 2012 03:50 PM (lZBBB)

323 The ANTICHRIST will demand the worship as if he were God. Read your bible.


Posted by: James at November 26, 2012 03:42 PM (ssVbu)


I thought the antichrist was suppose to be some sort of a economic, foreign policy, social miracle worker. Not some stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: The Space Pope at November 26, 2012 03:50 PM (Pczp2)

324 Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 03:50 PM (OQpzc)

Really>?

Posted by: Ozymandius at November 26, 2012 03:50 PM (lZBBB)

325 >Reid, McConnell Debate Cliff on Senate Floor<
More hilarity.


http://tinyurl.com/catwh9g

Posted by: marcus at November 26, 2012 03:50 PM (GGCsk)

326 ridiculous as their claims may sound to non-believers.

Like reducing unemployment back to Bush levels, if only the spigot of SuperSmart Barrybucks was turned on?

You syphilitic shit-for-brains.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 03:51 PM (4Lo/K)

327 323 -

True, we wouldn't expect the antichrist to be this... incompetent.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (TOk1P)

328 I'm kind of in awe of Waterhouse's ability to come up with colorful and creative insults.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (DoZD+)

329 Romney ran 100% on the economy. To people who get checks and EBT cards they couldn't care less about the economy. The free lunch and sobamaphones will get paid for somewhere along the line.

Posted by: no eleventh marble at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (Kflw4)

330
Jamie Foxx may try to say now that he 'was only joking' about this...

But he obviously wasn't.
If you watch the video...he wasn't joking.
He said twice "It's like church", and he was not talking at all as though he was joking.

Posted by: wheatie at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (ICEh3)

331 Is the planet healing thanks to Obama's laying-of-hands, Jordan?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (4Lo/K)

332 The antichrist will not be hated by half the country!!

So we got that going for us.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 03:53 PM (tVTLU)

333 NYT Reporter Falls for Hamas Ploy
NYT's David Carr thinks terrorists are journalists because they spray-painted 'TV' on their car


http://freebeacon.com/nyt-reporter-falls-for-hamas-ploy/

Yet al-Kumi and Salama were not journalists—in fact, they had spray-painted “TV” on their car in an attempt to disguise themselves as journalists and thereby prevent the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) from firing on them. The disguise didn’t fool anyone except for David Carr and the New York Times. Who in fact were they?

Muhammed Shamalah, commander of Hamas forces in the southern Strip and head of the Hamas militant training programs, was targeted by an Israeli air strike while driving a car clearly labelled [sic] “TV”, indicating it to be a press vehicle, abusing the protection afforded to journalists.

(Free Beacon sources confirmed that Shamalah and Salama are the same person, despite the different spellings of the name.)

Instead of condemning Hamas for attempting to pass off terrorists as journalists, Carr promotes the ploy and condemns the IDF for killing terrorists he thinks were journalists—despite ample evidence of their real profession.


The report is only the latest in a series of recent Times articles that appear to deny or downplay the presence of terrorists in the Gaza Strip.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2012 03:53 PM (79ueO)

334 Proposed amendment.

If there's an argument to convince me that there's good reason to allow someone to deduct mortgage interest after financing a $10 million dollar home, I've not heard it yet.

The GOP isn't going to shake it's "party of the rich" stereotype (false though it may be) while behaving as though they are. Increasing tax rates on "the rich" isn't something I'd support, but we lost the "fair share" argument, and not without reason.

Besides, too many people who bought multi-million dollar homes voted for TFG, so screw 'em.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 03:53 PM (SY2Kh)

335 victorious war" but won't be able to conquer and take anyone's shit. Back to square one.
Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 03:49 PM (GQ8sn)

It is a play on a David Weber series.

But, imagine if we kept what we conquered. Like if we just took the Iraqi's oil. At some point we have to stop the insanity of just looking for ways to piss away patriots and trillions of dollars.

Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 03:53 PM (OQpzc)

336
I wonder what Oprah's church is like these days?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 03:53 PM (DoZD+)

337 Though the exact cause of the argument between the young Caesar and the Senate is unclear, what sources remain seem to indicate that the Emperor had demanded a triumph and had been refused by the Senate. What is clear is that in 39 Caligula removed and replaced the Consuls without consulting the Senate, and publicly humiliated several Senators by forcing them to run alongside his chariot in their full robes. It is from this point on that there is a marked change in the biography of his life; the young man previously hailed as "our star" and "our baby" by the Roman people became a despotic tyrant.

Source - New World Encyclopedia
http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Caligula

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 03:53 PM (wb1e3)

338 >>>Nope, but Obama is still your president.

Yup.
Sure is.
Can't wait for Nero to break out is fiddle.
I think some music will go good with the bonfire.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose is Shrugging at November 26, 2012 03:54 PM (0q2P7)

339 "#3,486,942 named Jamie Foxx, I'll be figuring out what HDMI (?) means and ordering the cord so I can run off my laptop.
Can you do other stuff on your laptop when you're streaming stuff to your TV?"

My brother got a cheap used computer which he set next to the tv, just for streaming.
I believe there are other items you can get now, some sort of box.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2012 03:54 PM (xF6db)

340 wow someone knows how to say the "f" word in every post........what a loser

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 26, 2012 03:54 PM (GVxQo)

341 @323 Bwahaha! Thanks needed a laugh.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at November 26, 2012 03:54 PM (Kflw4)

342 The antichrist will not be hated by half the country!!


It doesn't say that. It says the world will love him.

Look around. Does it look like the world does Love them some Barack Hussein Obama mmm... mmm... mmm?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 03:54 PM (5DR1j)

343 The real question is if the Cult of Obama gets an Obamacare waiver.

Posted by: Lauren at November 26, 2012 03:55 PM (wsGWu)

344 When Reagan died I shed a tear or two myself. Not for myself, but for the country. When he was elected it was if 50.1% of the country (that's all he won by, first term) said, "Let's go back to work."

And we did. We worked 80 to 120 hour weeks. We hired more employees. We bought new equipment. We went into debt up to our eyebrows. We bet on him, and bet on ourselves. We wanted to work.

That's why Romney lost, though, imho. We don't want to work, anymore -- at least 52% of the population. Uncle Sugar will take care of us.

Ya gotta starve the beast in any way you can. The 52% have to be clocked upside the head so hard they will never admit to pulling the lever for 0 v. 2.0.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 03:55 PM (feFL6)

345 "Why does God need a teleprompter?"

Because he is half white and going to Hell.

Posted by: Mo the Girl at November 26, 2012 03:55 PM (ReyBo)

346 So who is Judas in this administration, and will he accept silver dimes?

Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2012 03:56 PM (/ZZCn)

347 Criticising comrade dear leader the messiah is rayciss.

Posted by: tattered bent corner card at November 26, 2012 03:57 PM (Kflw4)

348 remember, low taxes is good economic policy, not a religious edict.

We need to use this bargaining chip carefully and wisely.

We are getting assraped, as a country, in a manner that will fuck LenaDunhamPartyGirl's life, ObamaPhoneLady's life, the LetItBurnGuy's life, the LaRazaMexicoVivaguy's life.

Cut the fucking spending, stop monetizing debt. Or else we will be sofa king fucked.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 03:57 PM (QxSug)

349 338:"Can't wait for Nero to break out is fiddle."
--

That's racist. Because "Nero" is almost "Negro".

You Lose.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 26, 2012 03:57 PM (Y5I9o)

350 Where's the Spanish Inquisition when you need it?


Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at November 26, 2012 02:49 PM (Dll6b)



It's how my ancestors wound up in Hungary. And then because of Hitler, 447 years later, wound up in the USA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 03:57 PM (XkWWK)

351 I believe there are other items you can get now, some sort of box.

Roku makes a streamer. Sells from $50-$99. Can be used to stream Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu Plus, HBOGo, among others.

Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 03:58 PM (GQ8sn)

352 Commies have never really been against religion and religious institutions. They're just against ones that they do not themselves create and control. And they call them something else. But a cult is a cult is a cult.

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 26, 2012 03:58 PM (k4bdL)

353 349 338:"Can't wait for Nero to break out is fiddle."
--

That's racist. Because "Nero" is almost "Negro".

You Lose.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 26, 2012 03:57 PM (Y5I9o)


The late, great Papa John Creech.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 03:58 PM (XkWWK)

354 Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 26, 2012 03:53 PM (SY2Kh)

LLCs are taxed as personal Income...

LLCs will have their DEDUCTIONS CAP'd according to this plan.

They are talking total deductions.... like BUSINESS deductions.

If you Cap an LLC's deductions, then all the rest of income is Tax'd....

Heck, even paying the ObamaCare mandate for your Employees will not be a deduction if you make over X dollars.....

Dumb dumb dumb...

Posted by: Ozymandius at November 26, 2012 03:59 PM (lZBBB)

355 short victorious war? We cutting defense, yo. But we'll make sure DHS and Social Security Admin have armored humvees.

So, war? When the federales are armed to the teeth in military gear? connect the dots, eh?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 03:59 PM (QxSug)

356
So no one will object if I sacrifice six bulls in Obama's honor.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 26, 2012 03:59 PM (Pczp2)

357 If they confiscated every dime of the evil rich kapitalists would it run the gov for maybe 4-6 weeks? Doesn't the best gov money can buy borrow and spend about 2million$ every hour 24-7?

Posted by: math is racist at November 26, 2012 03:59 PM (Kflw4)

358 But, imagine if we kept what we conquered. Like if we just took the
Iraqi's oil. At some point we have to stop the insanity of just looking
for ways to piss away patriots and trillions of dollars.


We stopped taking other people's shit a long time ago. The native indians? I believe they were our last victims of "shit taking".

Then we gave them back some reservations, though I wouldn't call that a fair trade.

Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 04:00 PM (GQ8sn)

359
When I sawthe first 30 seconds of the trailer for Tarantino's Django movie, I thought it was a Wayans' brothers comedy and that Foxx was a Wayans.

I suppose that's the biggest insult I can hurl at him right now.

Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at November 26, 2012 04:00 PM (ThM2Q)

360 If they confiscated every dime of the evil rich kapitalists would it run the gov for maybe 4-6 weeks?

I think someone did the math and figured out it would last less than a week.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 04:00 PM (5DR1j)

361 Only if they sacrifice you first as part of the hetacomb Chrissy Matthews.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 04:00 PM (wb1e3)

362 I had a dream last night and THE LORD OBAMA was walking alongside of me on a beach in Benghazi. I looked back and saw two sets of footprints and then one set and then none. I asked Obama where did his footprints go. He said unto me, " To Vegas for a fund-raiser".

Posted by: Ambassador Christopher Stevens at November 26, 2012 04:00 PM (qs9G3)

363 @344:"We don't want to work, anymore -- at least 52% of the population. "
--

But it's not that they don't want to work.

It's that they want to force people to pay them more for the work that they do. That's an important distinction because tons of hardworking people do support Obama, and if we say that they don't want to work, we look like out-of-touch assholes. Yeah, there are a lot of people in the free shit army, but certainly not 52%

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 26, 2012 04:01 PM (Y5I9o)

364 True, we wouldn't expect the antichrist to be this... incompetent.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (TOk1P)


---------------------------------------------


Incompetence can't be seen by the incompetent. Stupid feeds stupid. Ignorance is bliss. You starting to get the picture?

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 04:01 PM (0byV7)

365
But...but...but I thought they denied God three times at their little confab a few months ago.

I'm confused.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 26, 2012 04:01 PM (lOmbq)

366 @362 Bases loaded grand slam.

Posted by: Rules for Radicals #5 at November 26, 2012 04:02 PM (Kflw4)

367 352 Commies have never really been against religion and religious institutions. They're just against ones that they do not themselves create and control. And they call them something else. But a cult is a cult is a cult.
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 26, 2012 03:58 PM (k4bdL)


Quite the contrary. Communism, or any statist utopian scheme, must destroy G-d in order to make the state supreme over everything.

And the representation of G-d on earth is the family. That's why homosexuals and atheists are courted by the left because they use them as weapons against mainstream Judeo-Christian family values.

If you want to see how this works, examine the past 50 years of Black America. The family - the father - has been replaced by the government. Yes, blacks do go to church and are against homosexuality, but politics and handouts trump religion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2012 04:02 PM (XkWWK)

368 Then we gave them back some reservations, though I wouldn't call that a fair trade.
Posted by: EC at November 26, 2012 04:00 PM (GQ8sn)

and in return, after a time, they got medicine, education, the written word, technology, modernity. It was not all bad a bad trade. I am tired of pretending otherwise

Posted by: thunderb at November 26, 2012 04:03 PM (Dnbau)

369 It's that they want to force people to pay them more for the work that they do. That's an important distinction

It is. And one of the biggest problems we have is reeducating the American Public on the ideals of Liberty, including the true definition of "value." You're not worth what you think you're worth. You're worth what someone is willing to pay you.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 04:03 PM (5DR1j)

370 yeah, 362 was goood

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 04:03 PM (QxSug)

371 I have to agree with Foxx. President Obama's re-election completely cured me from giving a shit. It's a miracle.

Posted by: Crom at November 26, 2012 04:03 PM (1WKq7)

372 340:

You must have missed my last post on the antichrist.

Look, nothing personal, but I don't think there is any reason for personal attacks when I have made none. We can have fun and debate whatever, but no need to be an ass and namecall. I haven't done so.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 04:04 PM (tVTLU)

373 Quite the contrary. Communism, or any statist utopian scheme, must
destroy G-d in order to make the state supreme over everything.


Yeah. That's what he said.

They destroy any religion they didn't create themselves, so that the State they create can be the religion.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 04:04 PM (5DR1j)

374 We can have fun and debate whatever, but no need to be an ass and namecall.

You really are new here, aren't you?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 04:05 PM (5DR1j)

375 They destroy any religion they didn't create themselves, so that the State they create can be the religion.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at November 26, 2012 04:04 PM (5DR1j)

Didn't Christ warn his followers that they would be persecuted? It seems the good times are coming to an end.

Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 04:06 PM (OQpzc)

376 AllenG:

Yeah, fairly new, but I must say your posts and dedication to the SCOAMF have made me laugh for a long time.

and is it true you have a blog!!

hahahahaha.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 04:07 PM (tVTLU)

377 Is the planet healing thanks to Obama's laying-of-hands, Jordan?


Posted by: Waterhouse at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (4Lo/K)


Nope.Al Gore declared his fourth "Planetary Emergency"http://tinyurl.com/c7zb6u9

Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 26, 2012 04:07 PM (Pczp2)

378 Romney ran 100% on the economy. To people who get checks and EBT cards they couldn't care less about the economy. The free lunch and sobamaphones will get paid for somewhere along the line.
Posted by: no eleventh marble at November 26, 2012 03:52 PM (Kflw4)


------------------------------------------------


Rush and others have made a point of this. This recession has been too easy on the unemployed. They really didn't have that many hardships to endure, thanks to all the government handouts.

Hard times make people make hard decisions. The last four years just wasn't hard enough.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 04:10 PM (0byV7)

379 Soona:

I would tend to agree with this up to this point. We have not had a hard life in this country. Our idea of poverty is laughable in other nations.

My grandparents first house did not have running water. Imagine that. Today this would be some sort of genocidal war crime. But if we continue down the current path much worse awaits us, I fear.

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 26, 2012 04:18 PM (tVTLU)

380 Out of curiosity, J. J., why do you type G-d instead of God?

Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 04:18 PM (jRfn3)

381 Didn't Christ warn his followers that they would be persecuted? It seems the good times are coming to an end.
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 04:06 PM (OQpzc)


-------------------------------------------------


Absolutely. I had a preacher friend of my dad tell me that some day my belief in God would be ridiculed, spat upon, and persecuted. But that was back in the 50's when he told me and it seemed almost impossible then.

This last election was the final nail, so to speak.A very large portion of this country's populace, even so-called conservatives, would just as soon have us not exist.

Posted by: Soona at November 26, 2012 04:18 PM (0byV7)

382 @378:"They really didn't have that many hardships to endure, thanks to all the government handouts. "
--

But don't forget there were tons of regular folks who don't get handouts--and are proud of not taking handouts--who voted for Obama. THe "free shit army" argument applies to waaaay less than 52%, and a lot of those are votes that we can win if we don't turn them off by lumping them in with the free-shitters.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 26, 2012 04:20 PM (Y5I9o)

383 ***381 Didn't Christ warn his followers that they would be persecuted? It seems the good times are coming to an end.
Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 04:06 PM (OQpzc)**

yup. "they hate you because of me" is something he might have said. But most catholics (sorry, obamlics) voted for obama so who cares. maybe we're wrong, that Jesus wanted us to bankrupt the country, create a dependent class, and replace the citizenry in half a century.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 04:21 PM (QxSug)

384 I have thought and said for years that the underground church would become a reality in my lifetime.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 04:21 PM (DoZD+)

385 of course, onward christian soldiers, eh? No one bothered to protect voter ID laws or to in anyway protect our democracy.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at November 26, 2012 04:22 PM (QxSug)

386 I wonder how many sweet, generous, pro-life senior citizens in my church voted for Obama because Romney was gonna take away their preciour Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 26, 2012 04:24 PM (DoZD+)

387 And everytime you mention this over the top faux messiahship to liberals they say, "Well' I don't feel that way." well evidently lots of people do. They have substituted the state for God

Barack Obama calls divine judgement on himself and his purported Christianity by allowing this sort of thing to go on. Unfortunately the rest f us-innocent though we might be-will be judged as well.

I still pray for him because Scripture commands that we pray for our leaders so that we may live in all peace>I pray for his safety and that of his family, but this stuff is scary and evil, IMO. "Put not your trust in princes." says the Bible

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2012 04:25 PM (v8RoL)

388 384 I have thought and said for years that the underground church would become a reality in my lifetime.

And it doubles as a bomb shelter / food storage bunker WTSHTF!

Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 04:25 PM (jRfn3)

389 Out of curiosity, J. J., why do you type G-d instead of God?

Posted by: Jordan at November 26, 2012 04:18 PM (jRfn3)


Psst. Jewish. Maybe he/she should tie some sort of identifying ribbon around his/her cloak to make it easier for you?

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 04:44 PM (feFL6)

390 his/her cloak to make it easier for you?
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 04:44 PM (feFL6)

Why can't jews write "God?"

Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 04:48 PM (OQpzc)

391 I though he was Allah.

Posted by: Jellytoast at November 26, 2012 04:58 PM (DpSG3)

392 Why can't jews write "God?"

It's probably similar to the same reason I don't say, "Jesus Christ!" when I slam a hammer down on my thumb when my wife is around.

It's a respect thing.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 05:05 PM (feFL6)

393 It's a respect thing.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 05:05 PM (feFL6)

Which is the reason I write God with a capital G. I don't get it.

Grow a pair.

Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 05:14 PM (OQpzc)

394 Grow a pair.

Oh, I've got a pair, they hang just slightly beneath my kneecaps without massive cotton-based infrastructure. But I know my 'goes-in-ya' -- which hangs a few millimeters north of them -- will not get the attention it so richly deserves if I go around pissing into the wind.

Why do I suddenly suspect that Lord Obama is your Lord and Master?

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 05:27 PM (feFL6)

395 Why do I suddenly suspect that Lord Obama is your Lord and Master?
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 05:27 PM (feFL6)

You suspect wrong.And that wasn't aimed at you. Any other invalid assumptions I can help you with?

Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 05:45 PM (OQpzc)

396 And that wasn't aimed at you. Any other invalid assumptions I can help you with?

Oh, I see. My brain is a little numbed by spending nine hours driving yesterday. So... process of elimination... it's the Joos! who should grow a pair? Do I win?

I'll say the same thing to you as I would say to those who want to blame every Catholic for the loss, or every black person, or every Jew, or every person of a sexuality that you can't parse through the filter of your tiny little brain... Stormfront is a much better blog for you. Birds of a feather get along better.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 06:08 PM (feFL6)

397 The old adage is names have power. To say your deity's name is akin to a prayer. You are calling attention, saying hey listen to me! So if you respect and love your deity, you just don't go and constantly use his name again and again. Also ties into why you should not use that name profanely. Names have power and to profane with such a name is to curse something or someone.

That is my theory. Your mileage may vary. But remember the Egyptians when they carved hieroglyphs usually left them just a bit incomplete least the hieroglyph came to life.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 06:14 PM (wb1e3)

398 Stormfront is a much better blog for you. Birds of a feather get along better.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 06:08 PM (feFL6)

You are fucking loon.

Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 06:14 PM (OQpzc)

399 they carved hieroglyphs usually left them just a bit incomplete least the hieroglyph came to life.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 26, 2012 06:14 PM (wb1e3)

Hey, thanks. That actually makes sense.

Posted by: Invictus at November 26, 2012 06:18 PM (OQpzc)

400 So, we have a pharoah in Egypt and a messiah in the U.S. I'm so looking forward to whats next. It's like all my dystopian dreams are coming true.

Posted by: puddleglum at November 26, 2012 06:19 PM (wHm+9)

401 You are fucking loon.


Only if they blow me first.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at November 26, 2012 06:47 PM (feFL6)

402 Impeach him for what? Because you don't like him?
Awww...Jean, you poor lazy person who refused to learn what a 3rd grader knows. Impeachment isn't a response to doing something you don't like. It has a process, and one must commit a felony. How cute....you used your brain almost.

Besides Anyone who calls for Obama's impeachment IS in fact a racist!

Why isn't the FBI or the Justice Department investigating the widespread voter fraud that enabled Barack Obama to win the 2012 election? The simple answer is because there is nothing to investigate. Searching for something that does not exist is a waste of taxpayer money and a pointless exercise in futility. The 2012 election was not a close election. President Obama soundly defeated Mitt Romney 332-206 electoral votes and by a popular vote margin of 50.8-47.5 percent. Yet, the myth that widespread voter fraud swung the election for Obama continues to persist on Right wing web sites and blogs. These myths are usually divorced from the facts altogether or grounded in baseless speculation.

Why did Obama win?!?!? Here's why!

It wasn't because of gifts. It wasn't because of making Mitt Romney unacceptable, it wasn't about biography, it wasn't Hurricane Sandy, it wasn't because of strategy.
It was because after four years of saying that the President of the United States was a socialist, Nazi, terrorist, Kenyan traitor who was destroying the country, Republicans living in their bubble had pushed their party so far to the right that they believed their own story. And the rest of America saw reality differently.

Meanwhil, you wanna know who DEFINITELY is a "scoamf"? Mitt Romney. The RNC. Not Obama!

Obviously you're not an American. Most of the comments here talk about how much they love the USA in the same breath as how much they hate our president and all who voted for him
those that call him a traitor are indeed misguided. He is not the traitor, you scumbags are the real traitors and the real disgrace to America!

He has a mandate and was elected in a landslide. Even the GOP is coming to realize that.

Posted by: Questionman at November 26, 2012 07:03 PM (8dQF7)

403 These clowns really believe that shit don't they?
Third term coming right up Hell they won't even hold elections next time.
Landslide? No, Voter fraud a landslide does not make.
Just pay your taxes Obama supporters and stand quietly in line for "free" Obamacare. >giggles at the stupidity of some people<
You broke it, you bought the whole bag of it.
Cheers!

Posted by: HEP-T at November 26, 2012 07:12 PM (mXPyC)

404 Ecce Homo

Posted by: Of Course He's a Homo at November 26, 2012 07:15 PM (pXbBk)

405 Hundreds and hundreds of Morons, and only one of you got the reference??

I can see I have my work cut out for me.


Hey! I was actually working and missed the thread. BTW, the cartoon's "It's Hummer Time" and you can find it in the 6th volume of the Looney Tunes Golden Collection set...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 26, 2012 07:16 PM (PMGbu)

406 Besides Anyone who calls for Obama's impeachment IS in fact a racist!

Battle cry of the dense democrat.

RACIST! everything boils down to race Thats how the democrats always felt even while owning slaves in the Confederate south, even while running segregation and jim crow and the democrats even felt this way lynching blacks and Jews.
The Democratic party is and always has been a race based party.
What was it LBJ said? Oh I remember!
"If we get on the civil rights bandwagon we will have negroes voting democrat for 200 years."
Only LBJ didn't use the term negroes.

Posted by: HEP-T at November 26, 2012 07:17 PM (mXPyC)

407 Just as as an aside.

"Questionman" is a retard who trolls right leaning blogs with his Obama fellating idiocy because they share the same skin color.

He's also known as "SoulStraw".

Watch in the coming months as Obama's "policies' totally fail and he'll start up with his standard "You honkies are all racist bigots!' routine if you dare to comment on The Choomster's failings.


Posted by: Dead Eye Dick at November 26, 2012 07:47 PM (JhzSp)

408 We did not take advantage of this: http://tinyurl.com/6yl3rn
or this: http://tinyurl.com/4own9w
or this: http://tinyurl.com/7fdoqpx

Obama really does not have a lot in common with blacks in this country. He grew up in Hawaii, where there is really not a lot of stigma about being black. Then he lived overseas. He had to really work at being accepted as a community organizer (and all of that is where Valerie Jarrett comes in.) We could have pushed that hard. We could have shown how Obama helped throw poor black families out on the street to help his wealthy friends. We could have shown over and over how he really does not "care more about people like me". And if the main campaign didn't know how to do that, they should have made an effort to HIRE blacks on the campaign staff that understood how to make those claims. The Republican party is going nowhere if they can't counter the racism claims. We need to seriously educate people on how the Democratic party WAS the party of racists way into the 70s. And we could show how that racism still exists in the party, in the way that they accuse Republicans of being racist when they mention food stamps for example. We could have come back and shown how we know that there are more white folks on food stamps than blacks. It's the Dems that really think of black people when they think of food stamps. But we keep our mouths shut about this stuff. We need streetfighters running our campaigns and we get the worst "consultants" available instead.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 26, 2012 08:22 PM (5HBd1)

409 219

Maybe Obama could do something similar.

Maybe we should do something similar.

Isn't it about time we be more creative and youtube to satirize the absurdity of Obama's iconic image?


Posted by: soothsayer at November 26, 2012 03:26 PM (9Q7Nu)

Its gotta be done with puppets...

Posted by: model_1066 at November 26, 2012 08:22 PM (E23Tl)

410 I hate coming to these things late. All I can say is that (a) I had a long, tough day and (b) I had to Google who the hell Jamie Foxx is and why we should care?

Big nuthin'-burger: why did you make me waste my time on that?

.

Posted by: Lessons from the Ceramic Throne at November 26, 2012 11:30 PM (Qb7IZ)

411 Listen to the clip. No "Ha Ha, our lord and savior". Foxx meant what he said, which means he either holds The real Lord and Savior in real low regard, or holds SCOMF in too high regard. Either way, blasphemy, and religious or not, a real low class moment.
Jesus, Accept no substitutes

Posted by: xtian and I vote at November 27, 2012 07:55 AM (FxBCF)






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