There's Some College Football Game on TV

It's been on a while. Notre Dame vs. USC.

I've heard of both teams. Must be something.

Posted by: Ace at 09:42 PM

Comments

1 Again?

Posted by: L, elle at November 24, 2012 09:43 PM (0PiQ4)

2 Can it be?

Posted by: L, elle at November 24, 2012 09:43 PM (0PiQ4)

3 I'm on a roll!!

Posted by: L, elle at November 24, 2012 09:43 PM (0PiQ4)

4 Tbey are both good

Posted by: velvet ambition at November 24, 2012 09:43 PM (R8hU8)

5 Twice in one night!!

Posted by: L, elle at November 24, 2012 09:43 PM (0PiQ4)

6 Hi ace! You're so quiet lately. Are you ok)

Posted by: L, elle at November 24, 2012 09:44 PM (0PiQ4)

7 hey friend!

Posted by: Thunderb at November 24, 2012 09:45 PM (Dnbau)

8 That game is on in my house. It's close.

Posted by: L, elle at November 24, 2012 09:45 PM (0PiQ4)

9 Ace has been busy recovering from the "Thanksgiving Afterparty". AOSHQ premium members were sent invitations. Didn't you all get yours?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 24, 2012 09:47 PM (KCvsd)

10 It's overrated.

Posted by: Sponge at November 24, 2012 09:47 PM (nDcVA)

11 Karma, baby. I know all about it. ND doesn't deserve to win.

Posted by: Joe Paterno at November 24, 2012 09:47 PM (wIgpo)

12 C'mon frickin Irish. Do this.

Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at November 24, 2012 09:48 PM (Q8Wa9)

13 Flipping between that and South Carolina and Clemson. Both games are pretty good so far.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 24, 2012 09:48 PM (yTtpr)

14 was watching the game. Now watching "celebrity Ghost Stories". Hilarious. Apparently becoming a has-been invites visits from ghosts

Posted by: Thunderb at November 24, 2012 09:49 PM (Dnbau)

15 Alex, me too. Both games are close.

Posted by: Sponge at November 24, 2012 09:50 PM (nDcVA)

16 I've been down on Notre Dame since watching Jenkins drool over O at his speech there, but I will never ever root for a team from Cali.

Posted by: L, elle at November 24, 2012 09:50 PM (0PiQ4)

17 The University of Spoiled Children does have a bright future with that young QB with a canon for am arm.

As unfortunate as that may be.

Posted by: Sponge at November 24, 2012 09:52 PM (nDcVA)

18 They need like a Red Zone channel for college football.

Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2012 09:53 PM (dKV5k)

19 They need like a Red Zone channel for college football.

Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2012 09:53 PM (dKV5k)

You mean Goal Line?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 24, 2012 09:54 PM (yTtpr)

20 CDR, That'd be tough to do. So many games.

Posted by: Sponge at November 24, 2012 09:54 PM (nDcVA)

21 19 They need like a Red Zone channel for college football.

Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2012 09:53 PM (dKV5k)

You mean Goal Line?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 24, 2012 09:54 PM (yTtpr) /i]

??????

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 09:55 PM (GEICT)

22 9
Ace has been busy recovering from the "Thanksgiving Afterparty". AOSHQ
premium members were sent invitations. Didn't you all get yours?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston

Was that at the Mardi Gras? Or The Lamplighter...oh wait, that's Worcester.

Posted by: John Stark Dark at November 24, 2012 09:58 PM (PALjS)

23 I hate every damn sports team in PA, but can't believe Penn went 8-4 for the season. Coach of the Year?

Posted by: Icedog at November 24, 2012 09:58 PM (9ScGj)

24 Bless your furry little heart, Ace. And, yes, this is something.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2012 09:58 PM (kpCLl)

25 Atc, I posted this from last thread

253 Also I am about 12 hours past my tolerance for family togetherness. Send booze and porn.
Posted by: alexthechick -f u autocorrect at November 24, 2012 09:07 PM (yTtpr)

How much longer do you have to go? I'll send out a courier STAT!

Here's something for now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buRngIbZS2E

(booze, not pron).

Posted by: elizabethe at November 24, 2012 09:59 PM (s765P)

26 Alabama skunked Auburn today, but Georgia will be a different matter next Saturday.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at November 24, 2012 09:59 PM (QupBk)

27 MinL big USC fan and nephew on the practice team. I'm Catholic and normally for the ND, but I'm a K-Stater and we know what happened to them of their own accord. I'm an ASU grad, so I'm not supposed to not like USC. I'm throwing the female "I can't decide card" or should I go with ND because the colors are cuter? Drink.

Posted by: Hazchic at November 24, 2012 09:59 PM (11NCX)

28 You mean Goal Line?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 24, 2012 09:54 PM (yTtpr)

????

Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2012 10:00 PM (dKV5k)

29
They need like a Red Zone channel for college football.

Just go to the bars.They have like 200 TVs and stupid waitresses.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 24, 2012 10:00 PM (9ghZ6)

30 We may see a rookie win the Heisman this year...that Aggie kid is pretty damn good.

Posted by: Icedog at November 24, 2012 10:00 PM (9ScGj)

31 I think I may have to turn on the danged heat.

Posted by: Butters at November 24, 2012 10:00 PM (NIZHJ)

32 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 09:55 PM (GEICT)

ESPN Goal Line channel. It's Red Zone but for college games. There's also ESPN Buzzer Beater for men's college basketball as well.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 24, 2012 10:01 PM (yTtpr)

33 Thanks alex. Did not know ESPN had that channel.

Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2012 10:02 PM (dKV5k)

34 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 09:55 PM (GEICT)

There's Jager involved in the link I posted to AtC at 25.

hi!

Posted by: elizabethe at November 24, 2012 10:02 PM (s765P)

35 Posted by: Hazchic at November 24, 2012 09:59 PM (11NCX)

I thought women picked just picked the guys with the nicest asses.

Posted by: Icedog at November 24, 2012 10:02 PM (9ScGj)

36 I thought women picked just picked the guys with the nicest asses.
Posted by: Icedog at November 24, 2012 10:02 PM (9ScGj)

No, we go by mascot.

Posted by: elizabethe at November 24, 2012 10:03 PM (s765P)

37 A football thread without elbows? Ace, this is unheard of. Denounce yourself!

The Clemson game is pretty damn good too. South Carolina blood feud.

"This shit could get out of hand" The Fred.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 24, 2012 10:04 PM (wR+pz)

38 I thought women picked just picked the guys with the nicest asseTs.

Posted by: Icedog at November 24, 2012 10:02 PM (9ScGj)

FIFY.

Personally, I find a sense of humor vital. A sense of humor and an Amex Black.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 24, 2012 10:05 PM (yTtpr)

39 This thread is clean.

Posted by: Tangina at November 24, 2012 10:05 PM (QupBk)

40 Johnny Football = Heisman

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:06 PM (bS6uW)

41 Teo!!!!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 10:06 PM (tkoGU)

42 Well, it can't be Notre Dame without Noter. Friggin' Frogs.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 24, 2012 10:06 PM (ZOf1l)

43 They make incompetent credit cards now?

Posted by: Butters at November 24, 2012 10:06 PM (NIZHJ)

44 Sumbitch. Goal line not available on Directv.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 10:06 PM (GEICT)

45 This thread needs more doom.

Or cheerleaders.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 10:06 PM (hO9ad)

46 ND Pick!!

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 24, 2012 10:06 PM (9ghZ6)

47 Kittehs?

Posted by: Butters at November 24, 2012 10:07 PM (NIZHJ)

48 Caturday.

Posted by: Butters at November 24, 2012 10:07 PM (NIZHJ)

49 Hazchic, a lot of conflicts there. I would just go with drinking. Seems your best recourse. It's so sad, most of judgements these days are made according to the following criteria: Blue state: bad. Red state, good.

Posted by: L, elle at November 24, 2012 10:08 PM (0PiQ4)

50 Trips right at the HQ.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,theys ridin ponies) at November 24, 2012 10:08 PM (RCzDO)

51 I hate cats. I'm allergic.plus I hate cats.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 24, 2012 10:08 PM (9ghZ6)

52 Johnny Football = Heisman

He is the real deal.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at November 24, 2012 10:08 PM (QupBk)

53 Hey elizabethe.

Hey SC player, excellent work. You laid a righteous hit on a guy....and then stood over him and taunted him, thus getting a 15 yd penalty. Idiot.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 10:09 PM (GEICT)

54 Watching the SC vs Clemson game. Good one

Clemson cheerleader with covered elbows

http://tinyurl.com/coqu7h9

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 10:09 PM (wwsoB)

55 That boxer dude died.

Posted by: Butters at November 24, 2012 10:09 PM (NIZHJ)

56 He is the real deal.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at November 24, 2012 10:08 PM (QupBk)

I just checked the box score and was all holy crap what a game. Then I noticed there's a quarter to go.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 24, 2012 10:09 PM (yTtpr)

57 Frickin' kickers.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 10:10 PM (tkoGU)

58 Fat kitteh warming my lap now. When she's not biting my arm

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 10:10 PM (wwsoB)

59 This post is seriously lacking in elbows, pointy or not.

This is not a post bitching about a subject I don't give a crap about, it's a bitch about standards. It's about a minimum level of expectations. It's about the epistemic lack of closure of the subset of possible football posts.

In other words, sideboob withdrawal syndrome.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 24, 2012 10:10 PM (ccXZP)

60 55
That boxer dude died.

Posted by: Butters at November 24, 2012 10:09 PM (NIZHJ)

Gangster. Shot by another gangster. Meh.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 24, 2012 10:11 PM (wR+pz)

61 Epistemic?

Posted by: Butters at November 24, 2012 10:11 PM (NIZHJ)

62 Gene Chizik is toast.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at November 24, 2012 10:12 PM (QupBk)

63 That boxer dude died.
Posted by: Butters at November 24, 2012 10:09 PM (NIZHJ)

About damn time! Oh wait, you weren't talking about Ali, you were talking about Camacho.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 24, 2012 10:12 PM (ZOf1l)

64 It would warm my coal black heart to see ND lose and the NC game be all-SEC again. Any combo of Bama, Georgia and Florida is fine by me.

Notre Dame winning the championship is like Obama winning the election. If the media want something badly enough they can make it happen, or very nearly so.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:12 PM (bS6uW)

65 I'd put up an ND cheerleader pic for the morons, but they dress pretty modestly, so it would be hard for them to do a thorough elbow examination.

Posted by: Palandine at November 24, 2012 10:12 PM (g7D8V)

66 @59

Yes, see my post @37. Waiting for ace to denounce his selfs.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 24, 2012 10:12 PM (wR+pz)

67 Being a Gator, I have to pull for Kiffin and Fambly. Much as I hate to.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,theys ridin ponies) at November 24, 2012 10:13 PM (RCzDO)

68
No team with acupcake schedule like Notre Dame has had this year should ever be ranked Number 1.
These guys would be slaughtered in the SEC.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 24, 2012 10:13 PM (ZETiK)

69 Wide left! heh

Posted by: wierdflunky at November 24, 2012 10:13 PM (tlhtD)

70 What sucks is both teams can't lose.

Posted by: Invictus at November 24, 2012 10:13 PM (OQpzc)

71 Wow, Clemson's QB threw it right to that SC player.The safety did a good job spying on the QB there.

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 24, 2012 10:13 PM (/NgNT)

72 Is it just me, or does it appear some college teams now basically have 'open admission' to join their cheerleading squads? Didn't they used to make the fat girls join the band or the infamous 'spirit squad'?

Posted by: Icedog at November 24, 2012 10:13 PM (9ScGj)

73 what DTV channel has Texas AM?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 24, 2012 10:13 PM (9ghZ6)

74 @71

yeah, that sucked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 24, 2012 10:14 PM (wR+pz)

75 61 >> Epistemic?

Shhhh, I'm trying to baffle him with bullshit so he doesn't get on me for griping about a post.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 24, 2012 10:14 PM (ccXZP)

76 @ 73: Channel 209 on DTV

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:14 PM (bS6uW)

77 what DTV channel has Texas AM?

209 The Deuce in HD.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at November 24, 2012 10:15 PM (QupBk)

78 I'd put up an ND cheerleader pic for the morons, but they dress pretty modestly, so it would be hard for them to do a thorough elbow examination.

Can you make a habit that shows sideboobs?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 24, 2012 10:15 PM (ZOf1l)

79 Ice Dog- I was watching the Thanksgiving Day Parade, and was wondering the same thing about the Flag girls; those costumes arent very flattering on the larger ladies.

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 24, 2012 10:15 PM (/NgNT)

80 What sucks is both teams can't lose.
Do not paraphrase me without permission.

Posted by: dr henry kissinger at November 24, 2012 10:16 PM (nkiQM)

81 Son has a bunch of college buddies and old girl friends in my guest house watching Clemson.

LOTS of Elbows! I hate him.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 24, 2012 10:16 PM (wR+pz)

82
thanks blacksheep

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 24, 2012 10:16 PM (9ghZ6)

83 54 Watching the SC vs Clemson game. Good one

Clemson cheerleader with covered elbows

http://tinyurl.com/coqu7h9

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 10:09 PM (wwsoB)

South Carolina cheerleader

http://tinyurl.com/bnhhfnj

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 10:16 PM (GEICT)

84 ......and toby

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 24, 2012 10:17 PM (9ghZ6)

85 We couldn't accompany this post with a London Boys pic? ace, yer slippin'.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 24, 2012 10:17 PM (jucos)

86 So is anyone going to watch the Panthers Eagles game? The players' parents? Maybe?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 24, 2012 10:17 PM (yTtpr)

87 73
what DTV channel has Texas AM?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 24, 2012 10:13 PM

I remember that all jokes used to start out as Aggie jokes

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 10:18 PM (wwsoB)

88 Wanted: A National Champion. Irish Need Not Apply.

Posted by: Velociman at November 24, 2012 10:18 PM (yy9MQ)

89 86 So is anyone going to watch the Panthers Eagles game? The players' parents? Maybe?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 24, 2012 10:17 PM (yTtpr)

Who?

(and I say that as a Jags fan)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 10:18 PM (GEICT)

90 South Carolina cheerleader

Well done, sir.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:18 PM (bS6uW)

91 Can you make a habit that shows sideboobs?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 24, 2012 10:15 PM (ZOf1l)
This is the best I could find. Looks like it might be the basketball cheerleading uniform, though--another reason the football cheerleaders dress modestly is...it's northern freaking Indiana in the fall

http://tinyurl.com/bv3l8a9

Posted by: Palandine at November 24, 2012 10:18 PM (g7D8V)

92
AtC-

I probably will, but only because I have Steve Smith and DeSean Jackson on my fantasy team

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 24, 2012 10:19 PM (/NgNT)

93 86
So is anyone going to watch the Panthers Eagles game? The players' parents? Maybe?

Nah, even they know how bad these guys are. Hopefully it will be cold as shit and snow and both teams will freeze to death on the field and put their fans out of their misery.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 24, 2012 10:19 PM (wR+pz)

94 usc cheer

http://is.gd/BtkGmj

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 10:20 PM (8sCoq)

95 AtC Prolly will to see if Sham gets knocked out.

Posted by: wierdflunky at November 24, 2012 10:20 PM (tlhtD)

96 oh I'll be watching the eagles. have to hope for some misbehavin

maybe Gruden will jump out of the booth and just grab the headset

plus scientifically I'm still unsure whether the eagles are worse than the jets

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 24, 2012 10:21 PM (J6kXj)

97 @94

NOW that's what I am talking about!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 24, 2012 10:21 PM (wR+pz)

98 God and nature cannot heap enough misery down on the dog murderer Vick. Same goes the serial rapist Roethlisberger.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:21 PM (bS6uW)

99 usc

http://is.gd/7VQNnX

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 10:22 PM (8sCoq)

100 last one

http://is.gd/C0aKWo

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 10:23 PM (8sCoq)

101 Philadelphia can't lose enough games to suit me. F you Philly fans

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 24, 2012 10:23 PM (9ghZ6)

102 plus scientifically I'm still unsure whether the eagles are worse than the jets

Hey! Hey there, what are we chopped liver?

Posted by: Your Kansas City Chiefs at November 24, 2012 10:23 PM (ZOf1l)

103 Crap. Once this game is over, my father won't have any sports to get excited over until the White Sox start up again in April.

Posted by: Kensington at November 24, 2012 10:23 PM (uaEZS)

104 usc

http://is.gd/7VQNnX
Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 10:22 PM (8sCoq)
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Jeebus.... she could sell advertising on her forehead.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 24, 2012 10:23 PM (jucos)

105 maybe Gruden will jump out of the booth and just grab the headset

I will admit that I am waiting for Gruden to scream "What the actual fuck is wrong with you!" one night.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 24, 2012 10:24 PM (yTtpr)

106 last last one

it's a keeper

http://is.gd/ChGiqY

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 10:24 PM (8sCoq)

107 ND cheerleader.

If I may be so bold, finest cheerleader (without including elbows in the equation) in AoS history.

Gorgeous.

http://tinyurl.com/d2xpllb

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 10:25 PM (GEICT)

108 At the beach and I need a beer.

Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2012 10:25 PM (dkw5q)

109 An Aggie wants lunch, so he goes down to a place he knows of down the street, walks up to the counter, and says, "I want a burger, some fries, and a chocolate shake."

The man behind the counter says, "You must be an Aggie."

The guys says, "Oh, I can't believe it! Everyone always knows," and he storms out of the place. He vows that he is going to learn to disguise his alma mater if it's the last thing he ever does.

He goes to a fashion designer to have a whole new wardrobe designed for him. Then he goes to a finishing school to learn all the proper manners and how to behave in all circumstances.

A couple of months later the Aggie goes back to the same place and goes up to the same man at the counter.

"I would like to start first with some vichyssoise," he says, "then I'll have some steak tartare, and then I think I'll finish off with some fresh raspberries."

The man behind the counter says, "You must have gone to Texas AM."

The guy freaks out. "I just spent thousands of dollars on a wardrobe and finishing school! How is it that you always know I went to AM?"

The man behind the counter says, "son, this is a hardware store."

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 10:25 PM (wwsoB)

110 I will give ND credit where due: their defense is excellent, and Golson has really matured as a QB as the season's gone on.

/ Grumble, grumble ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:26 PM (bS6uW)

111 Just imagine - and I hate Reid and Vick but am too loyal to just say "not an Eagles fan" - I mean I'm from South Philly!!!

but anyway try to imagine the suck that I dealt with the week of the GODDAMN election.

we lost MNF at the very end, late at night. very little sleep and MISERABLE

then the next day was Election Day - UGH

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 24, 2012 10:26 PM (J6kXj)

112 last last one

it's a keeper

http://is.gd/ChGiqY
Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 10:24 PM (8sCoq)
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Big dumpers and granny panties but yet, I am oddly aroused.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 24, 2012 10:26 PM (jucos)

113 I'm a Jets fan. Anyone know where I can get a good deal on paper bags?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 10:27 PM (wwsoB)

114
Aggie walks into a bar and ends up with every girl there.

How?

he's Johnny Manziel.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 24, 2012 10:28 PM (9ghZ6)

115 Thanks Jones. Those USC cheerleaders are full of win.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 10:28 PM (hO9ad)

116 Posted by: Velociman at November 24, 2012 10:18 PM (yy9MQ)

You just never know who will show up around here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 24, 2012 10:28 PM (ccXZP)

117 Will someone please tell me what ballroom dancing has to do with blue jeans?

http://bit.ly/R9p2eD

Oh.

wait.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2012 10:28 PM (piMMO)

118
Personally, Lane Kiffen can take a swim in a pool full of excited pirahna for all I care about what he did in his short tenure in the SECbut I hope they pull out the game and beat ND.

Just remember, around here we consider the SEC Championship game to be THE game that decides who is #1, all the rest are just pretenders to the throne.

Posted by: Gmac at November 24, 2012 10:28 PM (IanLz)

119 I understand Musburger is playing Droopy Dog in the next Michael Bay Transformers movie.

Posted by: Velociman at November 24, 2012 10:28 PM (yy9MQ)

120 I'm a Jets fan. Anyone know where I can get a good deal on paper bags?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 10:27 PM (wwsoB)

Yeah I've got some that I picked up in Arlington TX on Thursday.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 24, 2012 10:28 PM (ZOf1l)

121 More than being northern Indiana.. it's a Catholic school.. and Catholics with deep pockets keep this shit going!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 24, 2012 10:29 PM (UTq/I)

122 TD Gamecocks

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at November 24, 2012 10:29 PM (QupBk)

123 27-17 Which makes it a 2 possession game, with 4 minutes to go.

Posted by: toby928Š for TB at November 24, 2012 10:30 PM (QupBk)

124 Kevin we're planning on wearing paper bags for tomorrow night

but people have been having them confiscated at the field

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 24, 2012 10:30 PM (J6kXj)

125 I am heartened that the smug assholes have not been able to completely put away the criminals... Come on, criminals!

Posted by: Truman North at November 24, 2012 10:30 PM (I2LwF)

126 They lost on the Death Star.

Posted by: Butters at November 24, 2012 10:30 PM (NIZHJ)

127 Will Ferrell went to USC. GO IRISH!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2012 10:30 PM (8SsiG)

128 @100

Holy shit, what are those girls doing, praying to the football god?

http://is.gd/C0aKWo

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 24, 2012 10:31 PM (wR+pz)

129 >Thanks Jones. Those USC cheerleaders are full of win.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 10:28 PM (hO9ad)

you sir are a discerning gentleman of some distinction

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 10:31 PM (8sCoq)

130 The Trojans stiffen.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:32 PM (bS6uW)

131 128 Square crotch band aids?

Posted by: Butters at November 24, 2012 10:32 PM (NIZHJ)

132 Velociman has proffered a method for addressing our current predicament:

The Wild Boars Gambit

http://bit.ly/QZHeaJ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2012 10:32 PM (piMMO)

133 >Holy shit, what are those girls doing, praying to the football god?

whatever it is, it's awesome

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 10:32 PM (8sCoq)

134 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 24, 2012 10:29 PM (UTq/I)

True that. Even after inviting the tyrant to speak at commencement, Notre Dame is still one of the very few Catholic universities to not have coed dorms and to have parietal hours. It was still pretty Catholic when I went there...

Posted by: Palandine at November 24, 2012 10:32 PM (g7D8V)

135 So I'm inspecting asses and pointy elbows to pick a winner. And drinking.

Posted by: hazchic at November 24, 2012 10:32 PM (11NCX)

136 OMFG I just realized we're playing the Monday night game again - I thought it was Sunday night!

oh that is just SAD

well, I promise you if you like making fun of Philadelphia, it should be entertaining

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at November 24, 2012 10:32 PM (J6kXj)

137 120
I'm a Jets fan. Anyone know where I can get a good deal on paper bags?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 10:27 PM (wwsoB)

I still have mine from the Panther's 1-15 season. You want it?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 24, 2012 10:32 PM (wR+pz)

138 128 @100

Holy shit, what are those girls doing, praying to the football god?

http://is.gd/C0aKWo

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 24, 2012 10:31 PM (wR+pz)

Master 1981 guide us, Master 1981 keep us, in his light we thrive....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 10:33 PM (GEICT)

139 I put this on the other "dead thread":
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Wood burning car/truck conversion (this is the true "prepper must have"): Wood "gasification" http://tinyurl.com/cspkcon

Posted by: Just Another Moron (Formerly New and Semi-New) at November 24, 2012 10:34 PM (mkb9H)

140 Holy shit, what are those girls doing, praying to the football god?

What is it, pledge week?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 24, 2012 10:34 PM (ZOf1l)

141 Holy shit, what are those girls doing, praying to the football god?

http://is.gd/C0aKWo

Wonder how the chick in front got the thumb-shaped bruise on her thigh?

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:36 PM (bS6uW)

142
Holy shit, what are those girls doing, praying to the football god?

I did not know that they made pantyhose with trap doors on them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 10:36 PM (lOmbq)

143 I think you all should be banned for objectifying women!!! I'm telling Ace...

Posted by: DAve at November 24, 2012 10:36 PM (XDC0v)

144 The man behind the counter says, "son, this is a hardware store."
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 10:25 PM (wwsoB)

I blame Texas freeway design on aggies.

Posted by: Invictus at November 24, 2012 10:36 PM (OQpzc)

145 Aggie jokes = thing of the past

Longhorn jokes = writing themselves lately

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:39 PM (bS6uW)

146

Did you hear about the Cessna airplane that crashed in a cemetery in College Station?

Aggie search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.

Posted by: Icedog at November 24, 2012 10:39 PM (9ScGj)

147 And in 2 of the bigger games in the SEC today, the talking head spurts were wrong again, Free Shoes U and Clemson fall.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys,theys ridin ponies) at November 24, 2012 10:40 PM (RCzDO)

148 My favorite football team?

...anyone playing Notre Dame

Brian Kelly can get down and hug it

Posted by: Albie Damned at November 24, 2012 10:45 PM (Yhu4q)

149 Ohio State completes perfect season, Jim Tressel ~~charged~~ cheered.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:46 PM (bS6uW)

150 Way to freeze your own team, Kiffin.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:47 PM (bS6uW)

151 Obviously the sanctions against Ohio State didn't go far enough.

Posted by: Mark at November 24, 2012 10:49 PM (SCbp8)

152 Nice timeout Kiffen! Heh! Hey, at least your wife is hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2012 10:50 PM (8SsiG)

153 Virginia Tech will go to there 20th straight bowl game with there win over Virginia (9 in a row over the Cavs). The Hokiesstinkbut with a 6-6 record they should get an invite to the Aleutian IslandsBowl. GO HOKIES!! :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2012 10:53 PM (8SsiG)

154 ND making this look too easy...

Posted by: Icedog at November 24, 2012 10:56 PM (9ScGj)

155
blacksheep,

"I will give ND credit where due : their defense is excellent, and Golson has really matured as a QB as the season's gone on."

Umm...where I sit it looks like the Irish defense is struggling mightily to put away an unranked team relying onit's backup quarterback. What am I missing here?

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 24, 2012 10:56 PM (ZETiK)

156 Umm...where I sit it looks like the Irish defense is struggling mightily to put away an unranked team relying onit's backup quarterback. What am I missing here?

Really thinking about their body of work here. I hadn't watched them before the OU game but have watched since then, and their D is legitimately tough. Your point is well taken though.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 10:58 PM (bS6uW)

157
The Irish D has been pretty good. Given up ~225 total yards and 13 points.

Posted by: Mark at November 24, 2012 11:06 PM (SCbp8)

158 I'll add, the offense is generally responsible for scoring points.

Posted by: Mark at November 24, 2012 11:08 PM (SCbp8)

159 Which is to say, that USC's defense has played well.

Posted by: Mark at November 24, 2012 11:09 PM (SCbp8)

160
"A goal line stand for the ages for the Irish"...

Gag.

Oh well, whatevs. Alabama is going to crush Notre Dame and expose their wildly overhyped defense.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 24, 2012 11:21 PM (ZETiK)

161 So the USC second string fought ND to a standstill.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 24, 2012 11:23 PM (BAnPT)

162 Oh well, whatevs. Alabama is going to crush Notre Dame and expose their wildly overhyped defense.

*cough*

Posted by: Georgia at November 24, 2012 11:28 PM (QupBk)

163 161 So the USC second string fought ND to a standstill.
Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 24, 2012 11:23 PM (BAnPT)

Amen.

An unranked USC team.

Posted by: mare at November 24, 2012 11:42 PM (A98Xu)

164 ND hasn't blown anyone out BUT they won them all. Bama hasn't.

Posted by: timp at November 25, 2012 12:10 AM (quLHy)

165 I'm curious, has anyone out there seen a team take a knee when they knew they were going to run out of downs and have to punt? Seems like a strangely passive move for a team that is playing for a national championship.

Posted by: Jim Flimsey at November 25, 2012 12:27 AM (T9V22)

166 142
Holy shit, what are those girls doing, praying to the football god?

I did not know that they made pantyhose with trap doors on them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 10:36 PM (lOmbq)

~~~~

Open Sesame!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 25, 2012 02:07 AM (RXQ2T)

167 Those USC gals are quite athletic.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 25, 2012 02:10 AM (RXQ2T)

168 It posts the score on the website

Posted by: Jame Gumb at November 25, 2012 06:05 AM (z9HTb)

169
According to Sagarin's Strength of Schedule ratings prior to yesterday's games:
ND is undefeated against a'cupcake schedule' ranked 33rd in the country.
Bama is a one-loss team versus aschedule ranked 30th.
The difference between 30thand 33rd is statistically insignificant.If the Irish played a cupcake schedule, so did the Tide.

Posted by: RM at November 25, 2012 08:42 AM (/0D5i)

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