College Football Thread

Happy post-Thanksgiving all you birds stuffed full of bird. I hope you ate yourself into an L-tryptophan coma (I'm not looking that up, spelling is for sissies) and most important of all, you had pie.

Everybody likes pie.

Top ten teams are like the number 2 guy in charge of Al-Qaeda, they don't seem to last very long.

LSU (7) survived against Arkansas last night, 20-17

Notre Dame (1) vs. USC, 8pm
Alabama (2) vs. Auburn, 3:30pm
Georgia (3) vs. Georgia Tech, noon
Florida (4) vs. Florida St. (10), 3:30pm
Oregon (5) vs. Oregon State (15), 3pm
Kansas State (6), idle
Stanford ( vs. UCLA (17), 6:30pm
Texas A&M (9) against Missouri, 7pm

oklahoma-cheerleaders.jpg

Have some more pie. What could it hurt at this point?

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 11:43 AM



Comments

1 The elbows. Un-pointy.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2012 11:44 AM (d/5qf)

2 Something to be said about the classic halter top.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at November 24, 2012 11:47 AM (ybA9f)

3 The elbows. Un-pointy.


Safety configuration.

Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2012 11:48 AM (z9HTb)

4 Go Irish. I've got to wait eight fucking hours for this.

Posted by: JWF at November 24, 2012 11:48 AM (Tl/Ls)

5 Trollhunter is on Netflix right now. It's actually good, too.

Posted by: That Is All at November 24, 2012 11:49 AM (Mx87y)

6 Well I am hoping for a Notre Dame win today, only because I don't want another all-SEC national championship game.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2012 11:50 AM (d/5qf)

7 Go Irish. I've got to wait eight fucking hours for this.


Irish people move slowly?

Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2012 11:51 AM (z9HTb)

8 Irish people move stagger slowly?

FIFY

Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2012 11:51 AM (d/5qf)

9 So I'm thinking, that if Florida loses, and if Notre Dame loses, then it will be the SEC winner vs. Oregon for the national championship. Actually that might be true even if Florida doesn't lose.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2012 11:54 AM (d/5qf)

10 The Game. Good thing Ohio State isn't eligible for a bowl game. They're overrated again and would only wind up being embarrassed again.

Posted by: Xander Crews at November 24, 2012 11:54 AM (Aybtd)

11 Dude you left out (12) South Carolina @ (11) Clemson

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 11:55 AM (8sCoq)

12 We've got side boob.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 11:55 AM (tkoGU)

13 The Game. Good thing Ohio State isn't eligible for a bowl game. They're
overrated again and would only wind up being embarrassed again.


lol

Posted by: Same shit talkin', different year at November 24, 2012 11:57 AM (vbh31)

14 12

Minority got Obama bone?

Posted by: Is That All? at November 24, 2012 11:58 AM (Mx87y)

15
So I'm thinking, that if Florida loses, and if Notre Dame loses, then it will be the SEC winner vs. Oregon for the national championship. Actually that might be true even if Florida doesn't lose.

My Tide wins today against a hapless Auburn. Wins the SEChamp in a squeaker against Them Dawgs, then on to the NatChamp once again, by which time my wardrobe will consist mainly of Alabama T-shirts.

Now, whom to they face for the title? ND or Oregon? Only the Ghost of Bear Bryant knows for sure. IIRC, ND was the only team the Bear never beat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:00 PM (lOmbq)

16
To = do.

Shit, moar coffee!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:02 PM (lOmbq)

17 Not officially on the cheer squad, but those are USC colors

http://is.gd/jVP9Of

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 12:04 PM (8sCoq)

18 If I was coaching the Wolverines today they'd win! OSU is gonna kick Michigan's ass! More tequila!!

Posted by: Gary Moeller : Drunk & Disorderly at November 24, 2012 12:04 PM (wIgpo)

19 >> Dude you left out (12) South Carolina @ (11) Clemson

See Top Ten, The Concept.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 24, 2012 12:04 PM (pUqSw)

20 16
To = do.


Watch McLintock! on AMC...

...with moar coffee.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 24, 2012 12:04 PM (LkrqY)

21 and we're off and running between the hedges. Go Dawgs! Go Noles!

Posted by: parx at November 24, 2012 12:04 PM (ZXvn7)

22 Sensors report the puppies are natural, Captain.

Posted by: Spock at November 24, 2012 12:04 PM (bWwMZ)

23 >See Top Ten, The Concept.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 24, 2012 12:04 PM (pUqSw)

i had some concussions in HS

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 12:06 PM (8sCoq)

24
...with moar coffee.

And pie. I still have almost two complete punkin' pies in the fridge. That's down from three on Thursday. The Great Pumpkin Pie Diet continues apace!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:07 PM (lOmbq)

25 STRIKE IS OVER!


USC at Clemson.

UM at OSU

VA at VA TECH.


Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 24, 2012 12:07 PM (wR+pz)

26 My Tide wins today against a hapless Auburn. Wins the SEChamp in a squeaker against Them Dawgs, then on to the NatChamp once again, by which time my wardrobe will consist mainly of Alabama T-shirts.

Did you teach the new little one to say "Roll Tide" yet? tee hee

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2012 12:07 PM (6gXNv)

27 What is with these tiny little pictures? It's not 1993 any more.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 24, 2012 12:08 PM (hwkc1)

28 Speaking of Scoring: She said yes to the ring yesterday. I'm engaged.

Posted by: MrObvious at November 24, 2012 12:09 PM (t4++D)

29 I'd like to grab a beer right now but there's a giant kitten (I do mean giant, the dude is barely 7 months old and weighs just over ten pounds. At this rate he'll be 200 poundsby the timehe's 10 y.o.) on my lap, purring in his sleep. I don't have the heart to disturb him.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 12:10 PM (tkoGU)

30 A big pizza pie!

Posted by: Flip RacMcgroin at November 24, 2012 12:11 PM (Kflw4)

31 28Speaking of Scoring: She said yes to the ring yesterday. I'm engaged.Posted by: MrObvious at November 24, 2012 12:09 PM (t4++D)Well, congratulations!

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 24, 2012 12:13 PM (0QGaA)

32 MrObvious, congratulations!

(and condolences to her )

Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2012 12:14 PM (d/5qf)

33
Did you teach the new little one to say "Roll Tide" yet? tee hee

Why yes, yes I did. I also showed him the finer points of the West Coast Offense. He was attentive, which is good. But he doesn't talk much.

He's adorable, but spends nearly all of his time eating and pooping processing food. Heh, his little face turns beet red about every twenty minutes and I hand him to the grandkids, "Here, he smells funny. Bring him back soon, I still have to show him what a Wildcat formation looks like."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:14 PM (lOmbq)

34 Nice cropping on the cheerleader pic Dave. You managed to leave out some of the best parts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2012 12:14 PM (pwyhn)

35 Rooting for USC, only because every ND alumnus I know is obnoxious about it.

Posted by: real joe at November 24, 2012 12:14 PM (PD2ad)

36
Hot Pits!

Posted by: Moana at November 24, 2012 12:15 PM (r+yB8)

37 Backwards Boy, it's great having grandkids! I miss my little guy.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2012 12:16 PM (6gXNv)

38 Speaking of Scoring: She said yes to the ring yesterday. I'm engaged.
Posted by: MrObvious at November 24, 2012 12:09 PM (t4++D)

Run while you still can.

Posted by: eman at November 24, 2012 12:17 PM (bWwMZ)

39 28
Speaking of Scoring: She said yes to the ring yesterday. I'm engaged.

Posted by: MrObvious at November 24, 2012 12:09 PM (t4++D)


Mighty early to give up sex. Congratulations, my son just got his girl a ring.

May I suggest a pre nup.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 24, 2012 12:17 PM (wR+pz)

40 Thanks Chemjeff and Grey Fox. She's a Conservative so it took some selling to get her to make a chang.

Posted by: MrObvious at November 24, 2012 12:17 PM (t4++D)

41
Congratulations, MrO.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 12:18 PM (tkoGU)

42 Ouch, big fumble.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 12:18 PM (tkoGU)

43
'to make a chang'?

Don't you have to be Chinese to make changs?

And chins?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 24, 2012 12:19 PM (jUytm)

44
And chans?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 24, 2012 12:19 PM (jUytm)

45
Laaaaaacist!

Posted by: Moana at November 24, 2012 12:20 PM (r+yB8)

46
Backwards Boy, it's great having grandkids! I miss my little guy.

This is GGK #1. He's on track to double his birthweight next week, when he'll be 1 month old. Born six pounds and change, already weighs ten, can almost hold his head up already and is strong as a middle lineman.

I told the GKs to just send him to Tuscaloosa today, let them feed, clothe. educate, and turn him into another Heisman Trophy winner, and they can pick him up in 22 years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:22 PM (lOmbq)

47 >> i had some concussions in HS

I got clocked with a cue ball in 80. That'll take the fight right out of a guy.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 24, 2012 12:23 PM (pUqSw)

48 46 LOL.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2012 12:24 PM (6gXNv)

49 Dove ads are so fucking ghey.


Drudge doesn't work on the weekends and is worth millions. Life is not fair. Tax him.


http://tinyurl.com/8c397ht

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 24, 2012 12:25 PM (wR+pz)

50 And pie. I still have almost two complete punkin' pies in the fridge. That's down from three on Thursday. The Great Pumpkin Pie Diet continues apace!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:07 PM (lOmbq)


Never took a shine to punkin' pies.

One must have attacked me as a kid. Or, I saw a clown eating one and was traumatized. Then again, one can choke down anything with enough Reddi Whip.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 24, 2012 12:25 PM (LkrqY)

51 And Congrats! to Mr. O. May you make plenty of little Morons and we look forward to meeting the next 'ette.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:25 PM (lOmbq)

52 Big congrats to Mr O. And if Florida wins and ND loses, Florida's in the title game. Done deal. The computers LOVE Florida due to strength of schedule.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 12:26 PM (GEICT)

53
I just flipped to ESPN because a commercial annoyed me. It was some dickweed talking to a little girl on a swing. Was that a Dove commercial?

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 12:27 PM (tkoGU)

54 Speaking of Scoring: She said yes to the ring yesterday. I'm engaged.



Posted by: MrObvious at November 24, 2012 12:09 PM (t4++D)

Oh, how lovely! Congratulations, MrObvious!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2012 12:29 PM (kpCLl)

55 Squad! Elbows UP!

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2012 12:31 PM (sdi6R)

56
Never took a shine to punkin' pies.

The local FL Hospital once had the best pies in town, they sold them to the public. Theyhad a pecan pie that was Heaven on a fork, with or without Reddy Whip. Not sure if they offer them anymore or not.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:31 PM (lOmbq)

57 Congratulations Mr. O. May you both be happy and make lots of little 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2012 12:32 PM (6gXNv)

58 @53

These men's Dove shit. http://tinyurl.com/7rel472

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 24, 2012 12:33 PM (wR+pz)

59 Yes, it was a total invasion of privacy. Yes, the guy is a scumbag who belongs in jail. Hell yes, I looked.


EA


http://tinyurl.com/d98otoz


NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 12:34 PM (GEICT)

60 Ah, those. Yeah, ghey.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 12:34 PM (tkoGU)

61 Well, at this point, no choice but to keep drinking and wait for the 4:30 am kick off here in the PRC to watch Bama put the beat down on Auburn.

Roll Tide!

Posted by: chinaacid at November 24, 2012 12:37 PM (Plybx)

62 BTW, has anybody seen Teej lately? I need to kinda apologize for my "enjoy the target" comment after his KState team got creamed last week.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:39 PM (lOmbq)

63 Mr. O got engaged. My condolences, sir. Your life, at least as regards any worthwhile form, is officially over. And enjoy the girl you have now. She's not gonna be the same girl you end up married to.


Posted by: Buck Bradley at November 24, 2012 12:40 PM (PDRXW)

64 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 12:34 PM (GEICT)


Yowza.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2012 12:41 PM (Ai+tZ)

65
Yowza.

...and she can dance.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:44 PM (lOmbq)

66 >Speaking of Scoring: She said yes to the ring yesterday. I'm engaged.

Posted by: MrObvious at November 24, 2012 12:09 PM (t4++D)


I'm so tempted to say something snarky or bitter. Instead, 'congratulations and good luck'.
also: plastics

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 12:44 PM (8sCoq)

67 The Wahoos are playing some serious defense today.
Either that or the Hokies are even more pathetic offensively than we thought.
Perhaps both.

But frankly, I can't see how gobblers can stand a chance against cavaliers on T'giving weekend.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 24, 2012 12:47 PM (C8mVl)

68 >>Engaged?

Well, at least it's not too late. You still have a chance to get out.

Posted by: garrett at November 24, 2012 12:47 PM (3y/QR)

69 64 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 12:34 PM (GEICT)


Yowza.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2012 12:41 PM (Ai+tZ)



I would suggest finding the video. She's shakin her naked ass around the room.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 24, 2012 12:48 PM (GEICT)

70 USC vs ND?

I'm rooting for the criminals over the obnoxious assholes. Mainly because criminals can be rehabilitated, but being a Notre Dame alum is forever.

Posted by: Truman North at November 24, 2012 12:48 PM (I2LwF)

71 First Christmas card of the year just showed up in the mail. 'Tis the season.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 12:49 PM (tkoGU)

72 First Christmas card of the year just showed up in the mail. 'Tis the season.

yeah, one showed up at my place too

and it wasn't even addressed to me

Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2012 12:51 PM (d/5qf)

73 Poor old Georgia Tech. 21-3 Dawgs early in the second quarter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:51 PM (lOmbq)

74 Truman

Lol...a notre dame alum will pick his nose to show you his class ring....

Posted by: phoenixgirl in L.A. at November 24, 2012 12:52 PM (JZKGV)

75
Congratulations, Mr. O!

(All you bitter people - put a sock in it.)

Posted by: Walkers! at November 24, 2012 12:52 PM (TYO2p)

76 OT:

Larry Hagman and Macho Camacho, dead.

Two characters who were rooted against through much of their careers. Unlike J.R. though, I don't expect as much interest in who shot Camacho.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2012 12:53 PM (BeSEI)

77 and it wasn't even addressed to me


Was there money in the card? Or McDonald's gift certificates?

Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2012 12:53 PM (z9HTb)

78 Blech.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 24, 2012 12:53 PM (C8mVl)

79 OSU-Michigan has been an entertaining game so far, but messy as hell.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 12:55 PM (tkoGU)

80 Was there money in the card? Or McDonald's gift certificates?

well, I didn't open it. I should probably return it back to sender.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2012 12:55 PM (d/5qf)

81
OK, football and pie fans, time to settle into the couch and get ready for twelve hours of The Post-Thanksgiving Cornucopia of College Football.

Hmmm, B'Gal seems less than thrilled.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 24, 2012 12:55 PM (lOmbq)

82 Watching the men who didn't build America on teevee.

Posted by: Historic Team Indonesia at November 24, 2012 12:56 PM (Kflw4)

83 I'm home alone until tomorrow evening. I won't stir from the TV/computer except for beer/bathroom necessities until after the USC-ND game.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 12:57 PM (tkoGU)

84 These evil capitalists Rockefeller and Vanderbilt. They are evil white men! These are not comrades, comrades.

Posted by: Das Kapital at November 24, 2012 01:00 PM (Kflw4)

85 Hey Sugar Tits! Shouldn't you be jumping out of a cake at a Bar Mitzvah or something?

Posted by: Hey Girl, It's Mel Gibson. at November 24, 2012 01:02 PM (mNUT0)

86 I didn't open it. I should probably return it back to sender.


What kind of chemist doesn't know how to use a tea kettle?

Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2012 01:03 PM (z9HTb)

87 82 Watching the men who didn't build America on teevee. Posted by: Historic Team Indonesia at November 24, 2012 12:56 PM (Kflw4)

My whole family actually watched those. Overall, the treatment was not nearly as hostile to capitalism I expected from the History Channel and I learned things I had not known about the 19th Century Titans of Industry.

On the downside, they repeated things so many times after commercial breaks that it almost caused some of my kids to quit watching. For my part, seeing beer summit Prof Gates Jr. several times was hard to take.

Posted by: Dr. Threadslayer at November 24, 2012 01:03 PM (jts1f)

88
Notre Dame is a pretender to the throne.

All SEC BCS's have happened before and will happen again, because we don't play small ball down here.

PS... GO GATOR'S !

Posted by: Gmac at November 24, 2012 01:03 PM (IanLz)

89 damn sock

Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 24, 2012 01:03 PM (jts1f)

90 Don't be racist comrade there must be some chocolate sugar tits as well.

Posted by: Czar of Diversity at November 24, 2012 01:04 PM (Kflw4)

91 Pink sock?

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at November 24, 2012 01:05 PM (Kflw4)

92 71 First Christmas card of the year just showed up in the mail. 'Tis the season.

I just found a huge surprise in my mailbox. A DVD from the Garand Collectors Association featuring a hour-long documentary about the M-1 Garand, as well as another hour of bonus material.

I haven't been reading the magazine very closely, so I had no idea this was coming.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2012 01:05 PM (sdi6R)

93 I also got this week's The Economist, with a "14 Page Special Report on Mexico!". Yippie fucking skippy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 01:08 PM (tkoGU)

94 Congrats Mr. O!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 24, 2012 01:08 PM (A8dkc)

95 How is the term "sugart*ts" not a compliment? It means they are sweet and tasty.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2012 01:08 PM (BeSEI)

96 Sugart1ts is rayciss and sexiss!

Posted by: entrepreneurs are evil! at November 24, 2012 01:09 PM (Kflw4)

97 Oh it's real, baby! Go ahead and pull on it.

Posted by: Hey Girl, It's Hair Club For Men Founder at November 24, 2012 01:11 PM (AzwZn)

98 I had a cat named Sugar +!+s when I was a kid. She was never not knocked up.

Posted by: Beto at November 24, 2012 01:12 PM (BAnPT)

99 Those pits look professionally shaven.
How do you get a job like that?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 24, 2012 01:12 PM (4FbhI)

100 I got clocked with a cue ball in 80. That'll take the fight right out of a guy.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 24, 2012 12:23 PM (pUqSw)

Heh. One night in the 80s, I got a stripper's platform shoe right between the eyes on perv row, and when I got home the wife hit me in the head with a lamp.

Had to give up strip clubbing due to its inherent hazards to health. I really liked that lamp.

Posted by: Invictus at November 24, 2012 01:13 PM (OQpzc)

101 This kapitalist pig teevee honoring evil white robber barons don't they know of the economic genius of comrade Karl Marx?

Posted by: beet field collective at November 24, 2012 01:14 PM (Kflw4)

102 Pit shaving is like painting and cooking. Jobs a lot of people do themselves, but if you hire a pro your guests can really tell the difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2012 01:15 PM (BeSEI)

103 Chemjeff,

When in doubt reflux overnight.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 24, 2012 01:16 PM (XmfUt)

104 Notre Dame. Putting the "college" back in college football.

Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at November 24, 2012 01:16 PM (Q8Wa9)

105 I hope you ate yourself into an L-tryptophan coma (I'm not looking that up, spelling is for sissies)

It's spelled BULLSHIT.

" Turkey does have tryptophan. But all meat has tryptophan at comparable levels. Cheddar cheese, gram for gram, has more. While cheddar isn't the most exciting cheese in the cheese cellar, no one connects it with sleep. Turkey gets singled out for no other reason than being eaten during the biggest meal of the year.

In essence, big meals with any food containing tryptophan can cause sleepiness. The real culprits are all those carbohydrates from potatoes, stuffing, vegetables, bread and pie. The massive intake of carb-heavy calories stimulates the release of insulin, which in turn triggers the uptake of most amino acids from the blood into the muscles except for tryptophan."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 24, 2012 01:16 PM (ON54M)

106 Don't you have to get a license to do pit waxing?

Also, how did DiT get pics of the clone cheerleader army? I thought the Amazon Legion was top secret.

Posted by: Invictus at November 24, 2012 01:17 PM (OQpzc)

107 100 I got clocked with a cue ball in 80. That'll take the fight right out of a guy.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 24, 2012 12:23 PM (pUqSw)

Heh. One night in the 80s, I got a stripper's platform shoe right between the eyes on perv row, and when I got home the wife hit me in the head with a lamp.

Had to give up strip clubbing due to its inherent hazards to health. I really liked that lamp.


I only went to a strip club once. As I took my seat at the bar, the guy two seats away hauled off and clocked the guy sitting next to me, who went flying and knocked me off my stool.

It was just that fast: Walked in, sat down, BOOM! On the floor.

The bartender was very apologetic and polite.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2012 01:18 PM (sdi6R)

108 Once at football practice I was admiring the cheerleaders and coach said you want to go over there and join them #66?

Posted by: Willy Makeit at November 24, 2012 01:20 PM (Kflw4)

109 Just went out for a cigar and turned on the radio. Local HBCU is playing a playoff game right now, One of the announcers lapses into what can only be described as sputtering Jive whenever he gets excited. Can't stop listening.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 01:22 PM (7TwHV)

110 I'm so vulnerable in my desires right now.

I want to let you in, but all my friends say it's wrong.

Posted by: Hey Mamacita, It's Marco Rubio at November 24, 2012 01:23 PM (AzwZn)

111 The bartender was very apologetic and polite.
Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2012 01:18 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah, I never met a bartender at a strip club who had any problem with depression. Imagine getting not only a paycheck, but tips from drunks in an invironment of scantily clad babes with great asses, big tits, or both.

That is still on my bucket list.

Posted by: Invictus at November 24, 2012 01:23 PM (OQpzc)

112 Dove ads are so fucking ghey.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 24, 2012 12:25 PM (wR+pz)

Since I can't follow links on the Kindle, Dove chocolate or Dove bodywash?

Posted by: Polliwogette, disappointed hobbit at November 24, 2012 01:24 PM (NYki8)

113 The turkey = sleepiness is like most food allergies: it's mind over matter.

Researchers will say things like "well it COULD be due to the high levels of this, that or the other," because they are too timid to say "it's all in your head."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2012 01:25 PM (BeSEI)

114 The local high school games on local access channel are actually pretty good. They use the NFL teams stadium for the championship. The players love it. Competition is evil and racist. Everyone should get a ribbon and a trophy so no one is offended.

Posted by: competition is evil! at November 24, 2012 01:26 PM (Kflw4)

115 Wahoo-wah!!!

I approve of the surname "Rocco."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 24, 2012 01:28 PM (C8mVl)

116 Dove? That is a ladies soap.

Posted by: lacy bloomers at November 24, 2012 01:28 PM (Kflw4)

117 111 -

Bartenders who aren't drunks themselves tend to bang the hottest waitresses and often, customers. I would imagine the strippers more than occasionally give it up too, but then strippers tend to have abusive boyfriends, so maybe the wise bartender stays away from that mess.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2012 01:29 PM (BeSEI)

118 >>>For my part, seeing beer summit Prof Gates Jr. several times was hard to take.
Posted by: Dr. Threadslayer

Yeah, I hate when they feel the need to include some lefty ass hole. The brits always throw in Russell Brand and Germaine Greer.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 24, 2012 01:29 PM (TYO2p)

119 Yeah, I never met a bartender at a strip club who had any problem with
depression. Imagine getting not only a paycheck, but tips from drunks in
an invironment of scantily clad babes with great asses, big tits, or
both.



That is still on my bucket list.



One of my best friends was the head DJ at a big club.
We were at a party after they closed and he walked into a bedroom, laid down on the bed and shot himself. No note, not a word to anyone before that we know of.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 24, 2012 01:32 PM (BAnPT)

120 Congrats, Mr. O, well done. Marriage is really good for a man. Otherwise we do a never-ending series of stupid, self-destructive things to ourselves. But be forwarned: the maxim that men get married thinking their woman will never change. while women get married thinking they will change their man is 100% true. She is already lying in wait for you in ways you cannot yet imagine.

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So I'm thinking, that if Florida loses, and if Notre Dame loses, then it will be the SEC winner vs. Oregon for the national championship. Actually that might be true even if Florida doesn't lose.

No way. Florida is 4th in the BCS and playing 10th ranked FSU. How can Oregon (ranked 5th) beat Oregon State (ranked 15th) and leapfrog into the big game? Check Florida's BCS computer rankings.

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Sux about Hector Comacho dying. I fondly remember the mid-weight glory days with him, Sugar Ray Leonard, Roberto Duran, Felix Trinidad, Julio Caesar Chavez, etc. Comacho was a deeply troubled man, may he RIP.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 01:32 PM (bS6uW)

121 @119 He had a vision of the future circa 2012 and decided to cash out at the window.

Posted by: historic team Kenya! at November 24, 2012 01:34 PM (Kflw4)

122 120 -

I don't expect people to feel sorry for boxers, but there are a lot of fighters from that era whose lives would have been infinitely better had Don King never been born.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2012 01:37 PM (BeSEI)

123 No way. Florida is 4th in the BCS and playing 10th ranked FSU. How can
Oregon (ranked 5th) beat Oregon State (ranked 15th) and leapfrog into
the big game? Check Florida's BCS computer rankings.


Because the pollsters will give Oregon the bump because (a) they don't want to see an all-SEC national championship game again, and (b) Florida's loss was a fairly pathetic one (9 pts? srsly?), while Oregon's loss was a close one in OT.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2012 01:41 PM (d/5qf)

124 I was surprised to read a long profile of Floyd Mayweather which described him as the prick I always thought he'd be, but also as a shrewd and independent businessman in the business of boxing. We'll see if it lasts into his retirement, but for now he's got things set up pretty well.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2012 01:43 PM (tkoGU)

125 Because the pollsters will give Oregon the bump because (a) they don't want to see an all-SEC national championship game again, and (b) Florida's loss was a fairly pathetic one (9 pts? srsly?), while Oregon's loss was a close one in OT.

Florida's one loss was by 8 to 3rd ranked Georgia, whereas Oregon lost to 8th ranked Stanford. In each instance the teams you're citing are lower ranked. Still, what the hell do I know, I'm not a BCS-ologist or anything, I just don't see it mathematically.

Good luck if you have a rooting interest, though. I'm an LSU fan, and we are just a single coffin nail (to be driven shortly when Bama kills Auburn) away from being eliminated from the SEC title game. Well, we've already played ourselves out of contention on the field, I'm just waiting for the official notification letter.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 24, 2012 01:56 PM (bS6uW)

126 Finishing off the last of the cherry pie.
I like pie.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 24, 2012 02:20 PM (RXQ2T)

127 119

I am truly sorry for your friend.
He was deeply troubled and by his actions appeared to be selfish as well.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 24, 2012 02:22 PM (RXQ2T)

128
A bartender at a strip club? You are working with some very fucked up women.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 24, 2012 02:39 PM (TYO2p)

129 A bartender at a strip club? You are working with some very fucked up women.
Posted by: Walkers! at November 24, 2012 02:39 PM (TYO2p)

What's your point? You avoid that working where? At least at the strip club, you get to see them in their underwear.

Posted by: Invictus at November 24, 2012 02:58 PM (OQpzc)

130 Anybodyyou assholes got bail for drunk and disorderly?

Posted by: Gary Moeller at November 24, 2012 04:05 PM (wIgpo)

131 Anybodyyou assholes got bail for drunk and disorderly?
Posted by: Gary Moeller at November 24, 2012 04:05 PM (wIgpo)

What's in it for me?

Posted by: Invictus at November 24, 2012 04:11 PM (OQpzc)






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