Random Open Thread #172

Since the last thread was getting kinda stale, here's a new one to gnaw on.

Scientists Working on a Very Critical Project!

To make bacon taste better. They have now sequenced the entire DNA of a female pig:

With the full genome, breeders will now be able to pinpoint the specific genes behind those traits. They will take "pigs that have at least one copy of the favorable version [of a gene] and use that pig to breed the next generation," says Jack C.M. Dekkers, a professor of animal breeding and genetics at Iowa State University in Ames. Some researchers may even use the information to do genetic modification of pigs.

...Tastier pork could certainly be an outcome of this research, too, Schook and Dekkers say. What makes a pig tasty, however, is subject to debate and cultural preference. In some parts of Asia, Schook notes, breeders value fat content more than American breeders do.

Tenderness and meat color are other targets for breeders hoping to improve the pork on our plates.

He who controls the pork controls the universe.

Why Our Carriers Should Be Removed from the Gulf

Several months ago, I asked a retired admiral what sign the United States could give that its patience had truly worn thin with Iran. "Remove the carriers from the Persian Gulf," he responded. At first, that struck me as dumb: The Iranians would depict the American withdrawal as another sign that the United States was weak and in retreat. "Don't worry," he assured me. "Any Revolutionary Guardsmen worth his weight would understand."

Best Breaded Cod Evar?

I'm intrigued and will seek out this Okains. Sounds like it's time for the Pollock lovers to step up their game.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 07:11 PM

Comments

1 Woof!

Posted by: Corgi at November 23, 2012 07:14 PM (z9HTb)

2 I see a future where mutant pigs with opposable thumbs seek revenge.

Some doors are best left unopened.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 07:14 PM (bWwMZ)

3 I own this thread!

Gonna pee on stuff...

Posted by: Corgi at November 23, 2012 07:14 PM (z9HTb)

4 Why is there no kibble in my bowl?

Posted by: Corgi at November 23, 2012 07:16 PM (z9HTb)

5 BRB, chewing up shoes.

Posted by: Corgi what chews Jimmy Choos at November 23, 2012 07:17 PM (z9HTb)

6 Where is everybody?

Posted by: Corgi what humps ankles at November 23, 2012 07:18 PM (z9HTb)

7 Down boy!

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 23, 2012 07:19 PM (0QGaA)

8 I'll go read what you wrote M

Posted by: L is an elle at November 23, 2012 07:19 PM (0PiQ4)

9 Maybe we can breed a species of super pig warriors and drop them into terror supporting Islamic fundamentalist countries?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 07:19 PM (KCvsd)

10 Fear my inane ramblings!

Posted by: Alpha Corgi at November 23, 2012 07:19 PM (z9HTb)

11 We have just folded space from IA.

Many new pigs in IA.

Posted by: EC at November 23, 2012 07:19 PM (doBIb)

12 "Where is everybody"

The rapture?

Posted by: In Cognito at November 23, 2012 07:19 PM (PNi9V)

13 Khaaaaaadddddd!

Posted by: Admiral Kirk at November 23, 2012 07:20 PM (bWwMZ)

14 Making bacon taste better? Is that even possible?

Posted by: L is an elle at November 23, 2012 07:20 PM (0PiQ4)

15 Where is everyone?

Well I'm personally surfing Plenty of Fish for potential mates to impregnate in consensual copulation.

You know, I have to admit that dating site has gotten a lot better since I last used it a few years ago, where I needed to keep a bucket next to my desk until my constant vomiting turned into dry heaves.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 23, 2012 07:21 PM (+AV7H)

16
So...feral pigs may soonbe the last of the original species?

Posted by: wheatie at November 23, 2012 07:22 PM (ICEh3)

17 Others have arrived.

Time for a nap.

Posted by: tired Corgi at November 23, 2012 07:22 PM (z9HTb)

18 Maybe we can breed a species of super pig warriors and drop them into terror supporting Islamic fundamentalist countries?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 07:19 PM (KCvsd)

Can you imagine the chaos if we flew bacon grease crop duster type drones over islamic cities and battlefields. Sounds like we need some serious proposal writers to get this effort off the ground!

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at November 23, 2012 07:23 PM (Cnqmv)

19 Well I'm personally surfing Plenty of Fish for potential mates to impregnate in consensual copulation.

You know, I have to admit that dating site has gotten a lot better since I last used it a few years ago, where I needed to keep a bucket next to my desk until my constant vomiting turned into dry heaves.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 23, 2012 07:21 PM (+AV7H)

May the Force be with you.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 07:24 PM (bWwMZ)

20 RE carriers in the Persian Gulf,some politicians prefer gestures over substance.Putting carriers in the Gulf is meant to show resolve,you know,like putting the Pac Fleet in Pearl Harbor instead of San Diego.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:25 PM (9XBK2)

21 20 The CincPac prior to Kimmel resigned over FDR's moving of the fleet to PH.He felt it was dangerous,and he was right.Like a good officer he resigned and kept his mouth shut though,he did tell his successors about his fears.They thought he was over cautious and were unconcerned.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:27 PM (9XBK2)

22 what is the meaning of this?

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 07:27 PM (8sCoq)

23 Just got back from Black Friday shopping. That's racist.

Posted by: Cricket at November 23, 2012 07:27 PM (2ArJQ)

24 "Where is everybody"

Ace is hosting an invitation only "Thanksgiving after-party"
http://tinyurl.com/bdgftre

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 07:28 PM (KCvsd)

25 Putting carriers in the Gulf is meant to show resolve,you know,like putting the Pac Fleet in Pearl Harbor instead of San Diego.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:25 PM (9XBK2)

Well, one can say that Pearl Harbor forced us to show resolve, although it was a helluva way to get started.
With the spineless bastards and bastardesses in our current government, I would expect little more than a really harsh memorandum from the US to the UN if Iran were to take out a carrier in the Gulf.

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at November 23, 2012 07:28 PM (Cnqmv)

26 Thanks Maet.

That last thread was starting to smell like Sandra's cooter Sunday morning.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 07:29 PM (wR+pz)

27 I didn't set foot from my house all day.Ate leftover turkey for dinner/

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:29 PM (9XBK2)

28 word on the street is, the NFL will BAN blocking below the waist in 2013

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 07:29 PM (8sCoq)

29 I'm pretty sure this must have happened somewhere today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx0z9FjxP-Y

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 07:30 PM (wwsoB)

30 Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 07:28 PM (KCvsd)

Shhh! Only Cubic Zirconia Premium and higher AoS Members are supposed to know about this.

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at November 23, 2012 07:30 PM (Cnqmv)

31 28 Holy crap,the running game will be over.It will be full fledged arena/flag/street football.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:30 PM (9XBK2)

32 what is the meaning of this?
Posted by: Jones

As a demonstrative pronoun, this denotes something that is present or near in place or time, or something just mentioned, or that is just about to be mentioned.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2012 07:31 PM (ON54M)

33 A new term was coined today on AoSHQ, so this is something of an historic day

Maine Surprise

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 07:31 PM (wwsoB)

34 @33

Yeah, so WTF is it? Allen lives in Maine and has a blog?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 07:32 PM (wR+pz)

35 Yes, but only those who were present at its birth know what it is. I think it's best we keep it that way.

Posted by: Tonestaple at November 23, 2012 07:32 PM (gvVlx)

36 34 I believe it is slapping a woman in the face with your dick.Maine Surprise.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:33 PM (9XBK2)

37 Surprise!!!!!

Posted by: Maine at November 23, 2012 07:33 PM (kpCLl)

38 Check your local penal code. Heh.

Posted by: Maine at November 23, 2012 07:34 PM (kpCLl)

39 I had Chick Fil-A for lunch today. On the drive back home, I saw a guy standing on the corner of a busy intersection holding a sign that said "I lost the bet. I voted for Romney/Ryan"

Sigh

Posted by: L is an elle at November 23, 2012 07:35 PM (0PiQ4)

40 SO someone discovered Ace's HQ?

http://tinyurl.com/c225xua

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 07:35 PM (wR+pz)

41 >what is the meaning of this?
Posted by: Jones

No- you know that things in the movies, where the king's men burst into the room and the guy in bed banging the chick half his age jumps off her and says

'What is the meaning of this?'

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 07:35 PM (8sCoq)

42 Yeah, so WTF is it? Allen lives in Maine and has a blog?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 07:32 PM (wR+pz)

Nah--Allen lives is Maine, but is only thinking about starting a blog (someday)!

Posted by: Hrothgar (Dagny Aficionado ) at November 23, 2012 07:35 PM (Cnqmv)

43 The Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor was a Maine Surprise.Metaphorically of course.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:35 PM (9XBK2)

44 Damn, today I was kung - fu fighting! Fast as lightnin'!

Posted by: People of Wal - Marts at November 23, 2012 07:36 PM (wIgpo)

45 We own that move . . .

Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at November 23, 2012 07:36 PM (kpCLl)

46 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 07:35 PM (wR+pz)

And here I thought I had the copyright to the Ornamental Bush theme!

Posted by: Karl Rover at November 23, 2012 07:37 PM (Cnqmv)

47
What happened to those glow in the dark pigs?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 07:37 PM (TYO2p)

48 Walker16

Posted by: Scott Walker fan at November 23, 2012 07:40 PM (OOW33)

49 34 I believe it is slapping a woman in the face with your dick.Maine Surprise.
************************

I really hope this is not going to become a thing now on AOSHQ.

Now succulent boobeh slapping, that I can get behind. We can call it the Tennessee Smother.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 23, 2012 07:40 PM (+AV7H)

50
Who was it, some performer at a fair who got arrested b/c he was doing Kung Fu Fighting when some Asian people walked by? Must have been in the UK b/c they are so bat shite crazy these days.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 07:41 PM (TYO2p)

51
Thought Experiment for the GOP Leadership:
What would be easier for the party of small government, improving performance among big government traditon Hispanics by 25%, or among limited government tradition whites by 2%? Assuming a static level of support form other demographics, either way gets you to victory.
Trying to get signifcantly more Hispanic votes by jettisoning core principles is going to cost the Republicans more votes among people who share those principles than it is likely to get among people who have been conditioned to view the Republican Party as racist and who don't share those core principles. Is this concept really so difficult to grasp?
The great majority of Hispanics (~71%) don't want limited government; they come from cultures where a dominant central government run by socialist parties is a way of life. Many of them like living in the US precisely because of the entitlements Republicans want to limit. Granting amnesty to 20 million new voters in this demographic would be electoral suicide for Republicans.
Obviously, attracting white working class voters whose interests no one is defending would be immensely easier than trying to out pander Democrats with immigrants. Here is the winning strategy: Propose a freeze on immigration (with the exceptions for O-1s and E-B5s) until the unemployment rate drops below 4%.
This would be a brilliant way to attract working class voters while at the same time legitimizing immigration restrictions as something other than racist. The Democrats would be stuck having to choose support for immigration over the interests of American workers, thus delivering Ohio, Pennsylvania and possibly Michigan to the Republicans.

Posted by: Beef at November 23, 2012 07:41 PM (mb1uj)

52 Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise, we know what you've been up to:
http://tinyurl.com/agqw9vy

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 07:42 PM (KCvsd)

53 The Lard must flow.

Posted by: toby928� for TB at November 23, 2012 07:42 PM (QupBk)

54 alsos, Mike Greenberg of ESPN is a dick

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 07:42 PM (8sCoq)

55 Sorry, no rapture...I'm still here.

Posted by: Moana at November 23, 2012 07:43 PM (r+yB8)

56
"With the spineless bastards and bastardesses in our current government, I would expect little more than a really harsh memorandum from the US to the UN if Iran were to take out a carrier in the Gulf."
===

War monger!

Posted by: Susan Rice at November 23, 2012 07:45 PM (TQtmI)

57 Who's running this whorehouse?

Posted by: Questions You Never Hear In A Whorehouse #45 at November 23, 2012 07:45 PM (AzwZn)

58 You don't want your carriers in the blast radius or in the fallout zone. Not much room to maneuver in the Gulf.

Evening roonz and roonettez. Youngest Son has done well in school these past 2 weeks so he's collecting his reward. We're at the skating rink now. No, my fat ass is not on wheels.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 07:47 PM (DaUUd)

59 54 The shorter list is who is NOT a dick on ESPN.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:48 PM (9XBK2)

60 Four out of five mutant pig-warriors surveyed said, "Yeah, bacon is pretty damn good. You got a problem with that?"

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 07:49 PM (bWwMZ)

61 52
Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise, we know what you've been up to:

http://tinyurl.com/agqw9vy

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 07:42 PM

In the same day we get the Maine Surprise and the
German Boobehs of Death

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 07:50 PM (wwsoB)

62 Posted by: Beef at November 23, 2012 07:41 PM (mb1uj)

While you make a seemingly rational argument, it has three flaws: one, the assumption that there are enough "white" working class voters that care enough about having jobs to swing the vote, two, we really need more cheap off the books pool cleaners and landscaping services, and three anything that doesn't pander to some group of color is inherently RACIISSSST!

Posted by: Karl Rover at November 23, 2012 07:51 PM (Cnqmv)

63 Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise, we know what you've been up to: http://tinyurl.com/agqw9vy
*********************

Damn, that certainly beats a gunshot to the head.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 23, 2012 07:52 PM (+AV7H)

64 hmmmmmm? Bacon? Iran? And swimmin with the cod? Is that code for something?

Posted by: T-DUBYAH-D at November 23, 2012 07:53 PM (WX65W)

65 This was the Maine surprise
http://minx.cc/?post=335157
Bitch slapping your hoe with yo 2 inch penis

Posted by: Guy who ruins it for everyone else at November 23, 2012 07:54 PM (aPAIU)

66 Because you know you want it;

David Hasselhoff - Hot Shot City

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ng7rl5pzM

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 07:54 PM (wwsoB)

67
I made a cross country flight yesterday with a 3 hour layover in Vegas. WHAT A FUCKING CIRCUS. A virtual cross section of an insane America. I was in no mood for it, having not been home in 6 months.

Thanksgiving is a day late for me but I'm really digging it.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at November 23, 2012 07:54 PM (ybA9f)

68 I was never smothered by giant tittehs but I did have my glasses broken and nose bloodied once.Over zealous stripper.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:55 PM (9XBK2)

69 Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 07:54 PM (wwsoB)

There are many times when I wished the sound on my laptop worked, Today is not one of them!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 07:55 PM (Cnqmv)

70 65. jerk

Posted by: 1 inch penis at November 23, 2012 07:55 PM (aPAIU)

71 You large peepee's are so unnatural. womens don't like big dicks anyways

Posted by: 1 inch penis at November 23, 2012 07:56 PM (aPAIU)

72 Chariot of the Cods?

Posted by: toby928� for TB at November 23, 2012 07:56 PM (QupBk)

73 Posted by: 1 inch penis at November 23, 2012 07:55 PM (aPAI

Posted by: They call me Mr Stubbs! at November 23, 2012 07:57 PM (Cnqmv)

74 Tenderness and meat color are other targets for breeders hoping to improve the pork on our plates.

_____

I feel your pain.

Posted by: Cricket at November 23, 2012 07:57 PM (2ArJQ)

75 We opened for Der Hoff!

Posted by: The London Boys at November 23, 2012 07:59 PM (wwsoB)

76 RACIISSSST!

Posted by: Karl Rover at November 23, 2012 07:51 PM (Cnqmv)

Get with the program. Five A's in RAAAAACIST!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 07:59 PM (DaUUd)

77 Didn't the London Boys die in a tragic car accident?

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:59 PM (9XBK2)

78 Sorry, no rapture...I'm still here.
--------------------------------------

Just gonna jump ahead to the Rapture eh?

You think you can get into Heaven with soiled undies?

God condescended Himself once by giving us His Word in the Flesh(Jesus Christ). He won't do it again.

No...........before the Rapture............comes The Great Tribulation. The Chastisement.

The urine stained streets must be cleansed with the blood of sinners before our Lord's sandal touches down upon them.

Injustice must be balanced with Righteousness before Jesus comes to gather his people.

I've always been amused with the concept of minimal effort for unfathomable gains. You'd be better off playing Powerball

Jesus is a motherfucker. He gets that from his Father.

Posted by: Good Day! at November 23, 2012 08:00 PM (AzwZn)

79 Good Day! Do not harsh my mellow. Do your hatin' by yourself.

Posted by: Moana at November 23, 2012 08:02 PM (r+yB8)

80 77
Didn't the London Boys die in a tragic car accident?

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 07:59 PM

Yes, they were killed in a head on collision, not rear ended

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 08:02 PM (wwsoB)

81 Get with the program. Five A's in RAAAAACIST!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 07:59 PM (DaUUd)

But you get real cognitive sibilance with the 4 S's!

Posted by: Karl Rover at November 23, 2012 08:03 PM (Cnqmv)

82 I see your pulling carrier groups from the gulf and raise you pulling out all embacies in Islamic countries....

including all staff that issues visas,

you like your mohammed, fine, stay there and like him with everyone who likes him.

don't bother us

Posted by: jake in ID at November 23, 2012 08:05 PM (2CiZb)

83 Three minutes of Shatner singing or 15 minutes in the Agony Booth. Which will it be?

William Shatner - Mr Tamborine Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekMYBvhhMg0

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 08:09 PM (wwsoB)

84 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O7pIJuIP20

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 08:14 PM (I2LwF)

85 Trust me!

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 08:14 PM (I2LwF)

86 Sounds like it's time for the Pollock lovers to step up their game.

Bigot.

Posted by: Guy with unspellable last name full of C's and Z's at November 23, 2012 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

87 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLuK-QEOmcg

Even better.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 08:15 PM (I2LwF)

88 Hey peaches! Has your lady-boner subsided yet from that game yesterday?

How do you say "Kyle Boller" in Spanish?

Mark Sanchez.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 08:16 PM (Ai+tZ)

89 Musta missed the part about the "LAWYER" being smothered by the 38"DD"s. That corrects the narritive!

Posted by: T-DUBYAH-D at November 23, 2012 08:16 PM (WX65W)

90 The only sure things in this world are death, taxes, and Mark Sanchez throwing an interception in the Red Zone

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 08:17 PM (wwsoB)

91
Jake in Idaho

I like the cut of your jib, and would like to subscribe to your newletter.

You do have a newsletter, don't you? Or a blog? Almost everyone that comments here at AoSHQ has a blog, except AllenG, Dedicated Tenther. But I know he is planning to get a blog. Soon.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 23, 2012 08:17 PM (Md8Uo)

92 I'm starting to see the Morons I know and love

In the face of a horrendous setback, we bring out the funneh

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 08:18 PM (wwsoB)

93 Hunter S. Thompson said that, you plagiarist.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 23, 2012 08:19 PM (Md8Uo)

94 @65

Well, damn, I thought my find @40 was a pretty good surprise too. Now we have a phone number of AoSHQ. Should we start calling them and asking for the head ewok?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 08:19 PM (wR+pz)

95 Cripes....Neapolitan Mastiff has a face only a mother can love.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 08:20 PM (HiKk0)

96 Pssh.. what a waste ( the pork) .. everyone knows what makes any animal flesh the tastiest is what they eat.

Hence, grass fed cattle, and acorn feed pigs.

Posted by: dantealiegri at November 23, 2012 08:21 PM (mHU03)

97 Neapolitan Mastiff has a face only a mother can love.

Oh, are you watching the dog show? Repeat on tonight here, that's my plan for the evening. Well, that and some bacons.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 08:21 PM (kpCLl)

98 Trust me!

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 08:14 PM (I2LwF)

*whips out AoSHQ Dictionary: "Trust Me = HAHA! FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG!"*

Now that's not very nice...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:21 PM (DaUUd)

99 Seriously, two of the greatest Christmas songs ever.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 08:26 PM (I2LwF)

100 I am Blondie the Visigoth, destroyer of Puddleglums plants!! MEEEOOOOWWW!!! The parents brought there 2 month old kitten down with them this Thanksgiving. He's cute little Visigoth.

Posted by: Blondie the Visigoth at November 23, 2012 08:29 PM (15w2J)

101 Looking at the Progressive commercials lately, Flo must be getting a big discount on Krispy Kremes. She's turning into a blimp

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 08:29 PM (wwsoB)

102 I will eat you with my vagina

Posted by: Helen Thomas is in the room with you. at November 23, 2012 08:30 PM (aPAIU)

103 Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 23, 2012 08:17 PM (Md8Uo)

Thanks,
unfortunately no newsletter and my blogs are wildly out of date.

I'm quite happy to be Jake in ID here though

Posted by: jake in ID at November 23, 2012 08:30 PM (2CiZb)

104 The only way to make bacon taste better is to wrap it in bacon.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 23, 2012 08:30 PM (BVkEs)

105 The Lard must flow.

Posted by: toby928� for TB at November 23, 2012 07:42 PM (QupBk)

He who controls the Lard, controls the universe!

Posted by: Baron Vladimir Turducken at November 23, 2012 08:31 PM (HtUdo)

106
Flo must be getting a big discount on Krispy Kremes. She's turning into a blimp.

Let me tell you about red heads with pale skin and freckles. It's their natural state.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 23, 2012 08:31 PM (BAnPT)

107 Craig: so you are saying .. feed pigs .. bacon?

Hmmmmmm

Posted by: dantealiegri at November 23, 2012 08:31 PM (mHU03)

108 Ralphie Parker - Button Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_t01_6a2kQ

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 08:32 PM (wwsoB)

109 Re: Dog Show.

In the Toy class there is a pooch that looks like an Ewok.

Posted by: sTevo at November 23, 2012 08:33 PM (VMcEw)

110 The Five Hour Energy Blonde is a little creepy

Angry eyebrows but a constant smile

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 08:34 PM (wwsoB)

111 The Five Hour Energy Blonde is a little creepy

But, boy can she sing.

Posted by: Ronster at November 23, 2012 08:36 PM (nQMHQ)

112 Ok, I can take Frosty the Snowman, but Frosty Returns? Bleccchhhh.

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 08:36 PM (/NgNT)

113 I have a feeling Flo is pregnant. You turn into a blimp when that happens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 08:38 PM (gVYZk)

114 This is weird. it's like a little mini-ONT only at the wrong time.

It's a little bit like showing up at your normal night time bar at 6 instead of 10 and seeing a bunch of people eating dinner instead of getting drunk off their ass. But there are few people who are already drinking alot and lurking by the pool tables waiting for the customer base to switch over."

And you're like "wait, what? They serve FOOD here?"

It's sort of like that. Only better, b/c morons are awesome at any time of day.

Posted by: elizabethe at November 23, 2012 08:38 PM (s765P)

115 If you had to choose a pitch lady for a night, who would it be?

5 Hour Energy Singing Blonde

Wendy's Ginger

Flo

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 08:38 PM (wwsoB)

116 Easy- the Wendy's ginger, no contest

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 08:39 PM (/NgNT)

117 Who is that hot ad girl is a very good website for those who want to find out who some of that hot chicks in commerecials are.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 23, 2012 08:39 PM (8SsiG)

118 And you're like "wait, what? They serve FOOD here?"

A ham sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 08:40 PM (hwkc1)

119 113
I have a feeling Flo is pregnant. You turn into a blimp when that happens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 08:38 PM

Flo should have protected herself from Mayhem ... like me

Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at November 23, 2012 08:40 PM (wwsoB)

120 I didn't include the T-Mobile girl

Probably because she's out of our league

Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at November 23, 2012 08:41 PM (wwsoB)

121 We gave Wendy the Baconator

Why do you think she says "now that's better!"

Posted by: In N Out Burger at November 23, 2012 08:43 PM (wwsoB)

122 I want to start a blog about the totally perverse, extremely boned public school system. I am writing a book, but if I start a blog it will help medocument the insanityI experience on a regular basis. I am a 7/8th grade Special Ed. teacher. Can anyone help me with a name for such a blog?

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 08:46 PM (8EKcT)

123 Echo ... echo... echo ....

Posted by: Ted Striker at November 23, 2012 08:46 PM (wwsoB)

124 "118 And you're like "wait, what? They serve FOOD here?"

A ham sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 08:40 PM (hwkc1) "

This.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 08:46 PM (vIRPd)

125 Easy- the Wendy's ginger, no contest

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 08:39 PM (/NgNT)

^^^^^^^exactly^^^^^^^

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:46 PM (DaUUd)

126 122
I want to start a blog about the totally perverse, extremely boned
public school system. I am writing a book, but if I start a blog it will
help medocument the insanityI experience on a regular basis. I am a
7/8th grade Special Ed. teacher. Can anyone help me with a name for such
a blog?

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 08:46 PM

Sorry, already taken

Posted by: Daily Kos at November 23, 2012 08:47 PM (wwsoB)

127 Did anyone catch the IBD editorial about TFG's trip to SE Asia? I copied this from the Investor's Editorial:

On his trip to Cambodia, a country he claimed didn't deserve a visit due to its strongman government, first lady Bun Rany greeted Obama with a traditional "sampeah" pressed-hands greeting reserved for SERVANTS, a little dig that was probably lost on him but not to Asians.

He is clueless, he missed the dig at him!

Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 08:47 PM (z4WKX)

128 Can anyone help me with a name for such a blog?

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 08:46 PM (8EKcT)

Parent-Teacher Conference

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:48 PM (DaUUd)

129 Wreck-it-Ralph was sold out so I didn't have to see it tonight!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 08:48 PM (jucos)

130 Can someone tell me how to insert
"tiny url" Thank you,
Carol

Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 08:48 PM (z4WKX)

131 hmmm maybe they can use it to breed a better swine of bureaucrat

Posted by: Hanlons Razor at November 23, 2012 08:50 PM (FSO91)

132 Guido... Name it

"I'm gonna spin, and I'm gonna spin, and im gonna keep spinning, and I'm not gonna stop until there's blood on the walls!"

Or "blood on the walls" for short.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 08:51 PM (I2LwF)

133 Can someone tell me how to insert

"tiny url" Thank you,

Carol

Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 08:48 PM (z4WKX)

You want to know how to make one?

1 Open the page you want to link to
2 Open another tab to http://tinyurl.com
3 Paste the URL of the page you want to link into the window at tinyurl
4 Copy the resulting tinyurl and paste it wherever you wanted to put the link

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:51 PM (DaUUd)

134 Carol, go to http://tinyurl.com and insert the web address you want to shrink in the space provided and follow the directions.

Posted by: Tonestaple at November 23, 2012 08:51 PM (gvVlx)

135 You just go to tinyurl.com and press the button.

(Then copy and paste the result.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 08:52 PM (vIRPd)

136 130
Can someone tell me how to insert

"tiny url" Thank you,

Carol

Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 08:48 PM

Is that like a Maine Surprise?

http://tinyurl.com/

Copy and paste url you want to shorten into the box, click button that says make tiny url

After you click, you'll see the tiny url above the box

Copy and paste to comments

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 08:52 PM (wwsoB)

137 "131 hmmm maybe they can use it to breed a better swine of bureaucrat

Posted by: Hanlons Razor at November 23, 2012 08:50 PM (FSO91) "

Inconceivable!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 08:52 PM (vIRPd)

138 She said 'insert' heh heh,

Posted by: and if my Aunt had nuts she'd be my Uncle at November 23, 2012 08:52 PM (8EKcT)

139 Wow, this thread died quick. Alas, poor Random Open Thread #172, we hardly knew ye!

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 08:53 PM (/NgNT)

140 Flo oughta stop by my place sometime.

Posted by: The Maine Penis Face Slapper Guy at November 23, 2012 08:54 PM (jucos)

141 I have a button on my Firefox toolbar to tinyurl, it helps a lot.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:54 PM (DaUUd)

142 "138 She said 'insert' heh heh,

Posted by: and if my Aunt had nuts she'd be my Uncle at November 23, 2012 08:52 PM (8EKcT) "

It is my understanding that inserting is now old-fashioned and obsolete. More Progressive means have been discovered! (By Leftist researchers, apparently.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 08:54 PM (vIRPd)

143 Yeah..Equine medicine...shoot it...be done...dog show in 5 and then Shark Tank...

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 08:55 PM (8EKcT)

144 "139 Wow, this thread died quick. Alas, poor Random Open Thread #172, we hardly knew ye!

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 08:53 PM (/NgNT) "

It's not dead. Merely sleeping.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 08:55 PM (vIRPd)

145 Ritilin Rising

Posted by: Mark at November 23, 2012 08:55 PM (gFvrL)

146 http://tinyurl.com/bgxqrfu

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:55 PM (DaUUd)

147 Can anyone help me with a name for such

a blog?

On the short bus, everybody is special!

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 08:55 PM (kpCLl)

148 It's not dead. Merely sleeping.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 08:55 PM (vIRPd)

The only reason it's still standing is because it's been stapled to teh internets

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:56 PM (DaUUd)

149 139
Wow, this thread died quick. Alas, poor Random Open Thread #172, we hardly knew ye!

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 08:53 PM

Of Open Thread 172, I can only say this. Of all the threads I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human

Posted by: Admiral James T Kirk at November 23, 2012 08:56 PM (wwsoB)

150 Wow, this thread died quick. Alas, poor Random Open Thread #172, we hardly knew ye!
Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 08:53 PM (/NgNT)

It's moving!

Bullshit. That thread is dead.

I saw it move!

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 08:56 PM (bWwMZ)

151 Ok, for the blog name, how about this:

Public Indoctrination.

(Also, "Special Red" would be something. I'm just not sure what, though.

)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 08:57 PM (vIRPd)

152 On the short bus, everybody is special!

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 08:55 PM (kpCLl)

hehehehehe...there's your name...The Short Bus!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:57 PM (DaUUd)

153 nots about t-giving

ACDC still rocks the house

roast turkey still rocks the house (im not much for cornbread stuffing tho)

obama is still a lying cluster fuck of malignant dipshittery

why is it our former enemies (japs, krauts, vietnamese are WAY cooler than our 'allies'?)

jets fans should hang their heads in shame

Posted by: laughing at neck braces at November 23, 2012 08:57 PM (nVqtU)

154 "148 It's not dead. Merely sleeping.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 08:55 PM (vIRPd)

The only reason it's still standing is because it's been stapled to teh internets

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:56 PM (DaUUd) "

It just needs a few penis slaps to the face.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 08:57 PM (vIRPd)

155 I'm not dead! I feel like walking around...

Posted by: The Thread at November 23, 2012 08:58 PM (DaUUd)

156

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (DaUUd)

157 Or... Under the Short Bus

???

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (I2LwF)

158 Thanks to all who told me how to post tiny url!

Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (z4WKX)

159 131 hmmm maybe they can use it to breed a better swine of bureaucrat

Posted by: Hanlons Razor at November 23, 2012 08:50 PM (FSO91)

The bureaucracy is better than it's ever been at doing what it does.

What they do is just not what you think they do (or what they should do).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (bxiXv)

160 My entire crew has just left to go drinking with their old HS buddies. It amazes me, they all plan on cabs before they even get bombed.

I never took a cab anywhere unless I was in NYC. These kids live in them.

Course, no one gave much shit about drunk driving 40 years ago. Now it's a death penalty for some of their jobs.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (wR+pz)

161 uh...I meant to do that...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (DaUUd)

162 Insty says Firefox is coming out with an Operating System.

They can get married in Massachusetts.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (bWwMZ)

163 its not inconceivable more like impossibru!

Posted by: Hanlons Razor at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (FSO91)

164 #155, ZOMBIE!

Quick, everyone make poor decisions, find an highly indefensible spot, squander survival resources, fight each other over trivial matters, and fail to demonstrate a basic ability to defend yourselves from a threat a simple wall or concertina wire could hold off indefinitely!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:00 PM (KCvsd)

165 155
I'm not dead! I feel like walking around...
*****************

Get the fuck outta here bitch.

Posted by: Tonight's ONT at November 23, 2012 09:00 PM (+AV7H)

166 "163 its not inconceivable more like impossibru!

Posted by: Hanlons Razor at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (FSO91) "

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:01 PM (vIRPd)

167
# 147 "Can anyone help me with a name for such
a blog?"
Ritilin Rising (Mark)
On the short bus, everybody is special! (peaches)
lol...Nice!

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 09:01 PM (8EKcT)

168 Thanks to all who told me how to post tiny url!

That was sarcasm, right? Just make your tiny url, copy it and then plop it in your comment. We haven't had access to live linking for so long, only the elderly morons like myself even remember when it was possible.

And don't get me started on that muthafuckin' ampersand . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:01 PM (kpCLl)

169 I'll pay one of you strapping morons to help me with my prostate exam.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 23, 2012 09:01 PM (VrVBw)

170 Quick, everyone make poor decisions, find an highly
indefensible spot, squander survival resources, fight each other over
trivial matters, and fail to demonstrate a basic ability to defend
yourselves from a threat a simple wall or concertina wire could hold off
indefinitely!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:00 PM (KCvsd)

*screams like a stupid movie bitch and runs around in circles*

Like this?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:02 PM (DaUUd)

171 "Special ed loses its cred"

"Sill waiting for Superman"

"Down the up staircase"

"The paper chaser"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:02 PM (gVYZk)

172 Wow, this thread died quick. Alas, poor Random Open Thread #172, we hardly knew ye!

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 08:53 PM

Of Open Thread 172, I can only say this. Of all the threads I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake Random Open Thread #172 and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An
hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing
down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

Posted by: pep at November 23, 2012 09:03 PM (6TB1Z)

173 From IBD, I inserted tiny url!
Obama won't fight Morsi coup:http://tinyurl.com/bx64t74

Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 09:03 PM (z4WKX)

174 139
Wow, this thread died quick. Alas, poor Random Open Thread #172, we hardly knew ye!

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 08:53 PM

Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Posted by: Doc Holliday at November 23, 2012 09:03 PM (wwsoB)

175 "173 From IBD, I inserted tiny url!
Obama won't fight Morsi coup:http://tinyurl.com/bx64t74

Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 09:03 PM (z4WKX) "

He's too busy taking notes!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:04 PM (vIRPd)

176 "Money down the education sinkhole"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:04 PM (gVYZk)

177 Lullaby for a sleeping giant?

It's for the children?

Higher ed lower education?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:04 PM (KCvsd)

178 "Or... Under the Short Bus"..Truman North...fuckin funny...and how I feel most days..thx...lol!

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 09:04 PM (8EKcT)

179 Of Open Thread 172, I can only say this. Of all the threads I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human

Oh my.

Posted by: You know who! at November 23, 2012 09:04 PM (+AV7H)

180 Okay, who's getting the whiners of walmart on their local evening "news?" These people are really frying my ass. We got a woman 'splaining in Spanish, how she's worked there for 5 years and only makes 10 bucks and change an hour. Words fail me . . . not that she would understand them anyway.

Srsly, whiners of walmart, if you think you deserve more money, why don't you quit and find work as, I dunno, investment bankers or movie producers.

{spits}

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:04 PM (kpCLl)

181 I'm going to amend mine to, Ritilin Round-up.

Posted by: Mark at November 23, 2012 09:05 PM (gFvrL)

182 dammit...I'm going to have to stop coming here to the skating rink...it must be the hormones they feed chickens to give them bigger breasts crossing over to the teenage girls, cos I don't remember 14 year old girls looking like this when I was 14.

*dons trench coat, totters off to park bench*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:05 PM (DaUUd)

183 New math, solving the failed education equation. With a forward by Harry Reid and Elmo, for the children......

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:05 PM (KCvsd)

184 "Alice in Educationland"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:05 PM (gVYZk)

185 "special Red" sounds like chewing tobacco so maybe not.

Also, http://youtu.be/ujPBA2HKPus

Posted by: Tonestaple at November 23, 2012 09:06 PM (gvVlx)

186 Random Open Thread #172 inspired Kipling to write Gunga Din.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:06 PM (bWwMZ)

187 "184 "Alice in Educationland"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:05 PM (gVYZk) "

Alice in Squanderland.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:06 PM (vIRPd)

188 *dons trench coat, totters off to park bench*

Sounds to me like you're eying little girls with bad intent

Posted by: pep at November 23, 2012 09:07 PM (6TB1Z)

189 "We got a woman 'splaining in Spanish, how she's worked there for 5 years and only makes 10 bucks and change an hour."

Lucky she is working and not completely on the government dole. Preferably if she is illegal, she'd be deported, but with our current defacto open door policy that isn't happening.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:07 PM (KCvsd)

190 Hey, watch where you're spitting.

Posted by: Just Shined Pair of Shoes at November 23, 2012 09:07 PM (nQMHQ)

191 122 I want to start a blog about the totally perverse, extremely boned public school system.

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 08:46 PM (8EKcT)

Kill it with fire?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2012 09:07 PM (bxiXv)

192 Cod? Pollock? What nonsense is this? Give me haddock or give me death.

Posted by: wte9 at November 23, 2012 09:08 PM (6Tcdo)

193 Srsly, whiners of walmart, if you think you deserve
more money, why don't you quit and find work as, I dunno, investment
bankers or movie producers.

{spits}

Posted by: Peaches

There were some seriously bad feelings on this topic this morning. Probably best to leave it alone for now.

Posted by: pep at November 23, 2012 09:08 PM (6TB1Z)

194 Thanks Guido.

I put treadmills outside all my doors and windows operated by remote control.

It'll be hilarious when the zombies come.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 09:09 PM (I2LwF)

195 Quick, look up prolapse on google images

Posted by: 1 inch penis at November 23, 2012 09:09 PM (aPAIU)

196 Guido-

I would like to read your blog. Could you give us a "short bus" ritalin round up of what you find so frustrating now? I used to know a special ed teacher. She is going to retire because-in part-the paperwork is driving her crazy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:10 PM (gVYZk)

197 195. No, look up my pretty face

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 23, 2012 09:10 PM (aPAIU)

198 Big East football sucks.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 09:11 PM (I2LwF)

199

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 23, 2012 09:11 PM (aPAIU)

200 I like "Alice in Squanderland". Very good

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:11 PM (gVYZk)

201 Yer tacks dollers at werk

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:11 PM (kpCLl)

202 185
"special Red" sounds like chewing tobacco so maybe not.

Also, http://youtu.be/ujPBA2HKPus

Now that is some mighty ghey shit. Course, he wants to look like a ghey tattoo parlor whore, let him.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:12 PM (wR+pz)

203 Thanks.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:12 PM (vIRPd)

204 There are high school games more interesting.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 09:12 PM (I2LwF)

205 192
Cod? Pollock? What nonsense is this? Give me haddock or give me death.

Posted by: wte9 at November 23, 2012 09:08 PM (6Tcdo)

Grouper or Flounder.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:13 PM (wR+pz)

206 I was going to denounce myself, but it appears that "blogtard" is already taken (really).

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:13 PM (kpCLl)

207 162 Insty says Firefox is coming out with an Operating System.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (bWwMZ)

The good news is there will be a new version every 4 months. The bad news is the new version won't fix as many bugs as it introduces.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2012 09:14 PM (bxiXv)

208 There were some seriously bad feelings on this topic this morning. Probably best to leave it alone for now.

Posted by: pep at November 23, 2012 09:08 PM

That was due to a young guy telling folks over 50 that if you're having a hard time finding a job it's because you're a loser, should have been Nostradamus and known your skills would not be in demand

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 09:14 PM (wwsoB)

209 Which is worse- Big East Football, or PAC-12? That Washington/Washington State game blew chunks

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 09:14 PM (/NgNT)

210 GGE, society is doing a good job of turning children into adolescents at younger angers and maintaining that adolescence well into what should be adults in their 30s.

Hence why we have hipsters in their 20s acting and dressing like toddlers, yet fucking and doing drugs like hippies, while shirking all responsibilities in the pursuit of self indulgent gratification.

Perfect consumers, producers not so much. Hence why even with the third world invasion bringing shitty socialist indentity politics with them, we are still fucked. The kids don't want to grow up past the point of achieving adult gratification and into adult responsibility.

Going all VDH/Theo Darmapyle:
Just like the Greeks, we are ceasing to be free when the only freedom we want is that from responsibility.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:15 PM (KCvsd)

211 Peaches, I honestly did not know how to insert a tiny url! I am a moronette!

Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 09:15 PM (z4WKX)

212 >5 Hour Energy Singing Blonde

Wendy's Ginger

Flo

duh... T-Mobile Girl

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 09:16 PM (8sCoq)

213 Wasn't the original Maine Suprise in Havana Harbor?

Posted by: Tmitsss at November 23, 2012 09:16 PM (WRZ7l)

214 I like me some codpiece!

Posted by: George Takei at November 23, 2012 09:16 PM (gFvrL)

215 No worries, CarolT, we're not a picky people here at the HQ.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:16 PM (kpCLl)

216 Ugh. Just read more about law school graduate job prospects.

This nation is so utterly fucked. Ugh.

I need to add some harder drugs to my menu.

Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 09:17 PM (NKWFJ)

217 this is the way Random Open Thread #172 ends

not with a bang, but a whimper

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 09:18 PM (8sCoq)

218 Srsly, whiners of walmart, if you think you deserve
more money, why don't you quit and find work as, I dunno, investment
bankers or movie producers.

{spits}

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:04 PM (kpCLl)

dammit, I was going to post a link to that demotivational poster of the soldiers with the caption saying something like Hey WalMart workers, complain to me about working holidays" but I can't find it. It was all over the f'n place last week...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:18 PM (DaUUd)

219 "210 GGE, society is doing a good job of turning children into adolescents at younger angers and maintaining that adolescence well into what should be adults in their 30s.

Hence why we have hipsters in their 20s acting and dressing like toddlers, yet fucking and doing drugs like hippies, while shirking all responsibilities in the pursuit of self indulgent gratification.

Perfect consumers, producers not so much. Hence why even with the third world invasion bringing shitty socialist indentity politics with them, we are still fucked. The kids don't want to grow up past the point of achieving adult gratification and into adult responsibility.

Going all VDH/Theo Darmapyle:
Just like the Greeks, we are ceasing to be free when the only freedom we want is that from responsibility.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:15 PM (KCvsd) "

That's because "adult responsibility" would include averting the collapse of Civilization. And that seems like too much work. So people would rather poop themselves. Also, yes, Consume everything, produce nothing. It's the cool thing to do.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:18 PM (vIRPd)

220 I hear Gloria Allred's hiring.

Posted by: Mark at November 23, 2012 09:19 PM (gFvrL)

221 CGe, more truth to that than you realize.

Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 09:19 PM (NKWFJ)

222 5 Hour Energy Singing Blonde

Wendy's Ginger

Flo

The chick in the red bikini in that Capital One commercial.

(although they don't show her head, which is worrisome)

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 09:19 PM (hwkc1)

223 Peaches, I am here everyday. Everyone here cracks me up! Carol

Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 09:20 PM (z4WKX)

224 ok... can anybody put me some 'effin knowledge about this? I have never heard of this particular blog, which is stunning considering how much I surf the net. Anyways, is this for real?
"Obama Threatens 14 US Governors With Immediate Arrest"
http://tinyurl.com/ct6t5ee

Posted by: political correctness czar at November 23, 2012 09:22 PM (/kRKh)

225 Well, in Chicago a couple thousand people showed up this summer to apply for 60 jobs at a new Wal Mart, so maybe the union plant they interviewed should just STFU.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:22 PM (wR+pz)

226 I will vomit all over my ratty sweats if I have to see that trailer of midget Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher one more time. How could they do that? What's next, Helen Thomas as Heidi Klum?

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:22 PM (kpCLl)

227 Sounds to me like you're eying little girls with bad intent

Posted by: pep at November 23, 2012 09:07 PM (6TB1Z)

Not bad intent, just a sort of "shaking head in disbelief" sort of thing. Srsly, there's one girl walking around right now, can't be more than 15, she's gonna have some serious back problems one day.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:22 PM (DaUUd)

228 "222 5 Hour Energy Singing Blonde

Wendy's Ginger

Flo

The chick in the red bikini in that Capital One commercial.

(although they don't show her head, which is worrisome)

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 09:19 PM (hwkc1) "

Has no one mentioned Ellen Degenerate yet? Come on, she ... exists. She's a lesbian! That's hot, right?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:22 PM (vIRPd)

229 #219, I suppose my statement would have been stronger without several glaring typos.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:22 PM (KCvsd)

230 That was due to a young guy telling folks over 50 that if you're having a hard time finding a job it's because you're a loser, should have been Nostradamus and known your skills would not be in demand

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 09:14 PM (wwsoB)

People's ability to identify when someone else's sole intent is to stir up shit seems to have fallen off a cliff.

Maybe it never existed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2012 09:22 PM (bxiXv)

231 I don't know why I am surprised, but this "hoops and yoyo Christmas" is just a 1/2 hour commercial disguised as a Christmas show. Even my kids arent fooled.

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 09:22 PM (/NgNT)

232
Holy crap, that didn't take long. I considered "for the children" (Blue Falcon) for the book name and everytime some libtard teacher sayshedeserves a raise and blah blah blah, I want tobe treated like a professional, blah blah, I'm an Educator blah blah blah; I say "well I'm just here for the children". burns their ass. lol. D-bags.
Under the short bus
"special Red"
"Alice in Educationland"
Alice in Squanderland.
Kill it with fire?
"Special ed loses its cred"

"Sill waiting for Superman"

"Down the up staircase"

"The paper chaser"
Money down the education sinkhole"
New math, solving the failed education equation. With a forward by Harry Reid and Elmo, for the children......
Higher ed lower education?
Public Indoctrination.
"I'm gonna spin, and I'm gonna spin, and im gonna keep spinning, and I'm not gonna stop until there's blood on the walls!"

Or "blood on the walls" for short.
It's for the children?

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 09:24 PM (8EKcT)

233 That's because "adult responsibility" would include averting the
collapse of Civilization. And that seems like too much work. So people
would rather poop themselves. Also, yes, Consume everything, produce
nothing. It's the cool thing to do.

One reason for this? No fathers in the home. Kids raised by public school systems that will not take any responsibility for their failures. So the kids won't take any responsibilities either. Leading by example.

We are so fucked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:24 PM (wR+pz)

234 Good question, Dave. But the PAC-12 is a great division because they go about 6 deep. The Big East is trading on its reputation from the days Miami, BC, VT, WV and Syracuse were all there and still good.

I would rate them below the MAC and maybe below the WAC at this point.

Power rankings for 2012:

SEC
(Big drop off)
Big 12
PAC-12
Big 10
ACC
Mountain West
Independents
MAC
WAC/Big East (toss up)
C-USA
Sun Belt

In my opinion.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 09:25 PM (I2LwF)

235 So, I was at the hospital waiting for my wife's procedure to be done, and I saw Ellen Degenerate on the TV and it hit me.

She dresses like a prepubescent David Cassidy.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 09:25 PM (V70Uh)

236 This may be the first year ever that I eschew putting up Christmas lights. I just don't think my current shitbird neighbors are worth the increased electric bills. Sad times indeed.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:26 PM (kpCLl)

237
"Yer tacks dollers at werk" (peaches)
Just saw this!!! lol!! Ok stop now...

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 09:26 PM (8EKcT)

238 128
Can anyone help me with a name for such a blog?

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 08:46 PM (8EKcT)

Parent-Teacher Conference

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 08:48 PM (DaUUd)

No love?

i suck...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:26 PM (DaUUd)

239 160 My entire crew has just left to go drinking with their old HS buddies. It amazes me, they all plan on cabs before they even get bombed.

I never took a cab anywhere unless I was in NYC. These kids live in them.

Course, no one gave much shit about drunk driving 40 years ago. Now it's a death penalty for some of their jobs.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 08:59 PM (wR+pz)

The way of the world, now. If I didn't know so many cops, I would have a few.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 23, 2012 09:26 PM (LM2Os)

240 How about "Individual Education Planless"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:27 PM (gVYZk)

241 Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 09:24 PM (8EKcT)

Children of the Con

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:27 PM (bWwMZ)

242 "233 That's because "adult responsibility" would include averting the
collapse of Civilization. And that seems like too much work. So people
would rather poop themselves. Also, yes, Consume everything, produce
nothing. It's the cool thing to do.

One reason for this? No fathers in the home. Kids raised by public school systems that will not take any responsibility for their failures. So the kids won't take any responsibilities either. Leading by example.

We are so fucked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:24 PM (wR+pz) "

On the bright side, those children aren't being oppressed by the patriarchy!!!1 So, Progress.

(Also, they're not being raised only by the education system. That's a malicious, ignorant lie. They're also being raised by the television.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:27 PM (vIRPd)

243 @236

I am with you. No Christmas card either.

Going to Argentina to enjoy warm weather, cheap steaks, and wine.

Let it burn.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:28 PM (wR+pz)

244 Peaches:

I know!! Doesn't the book describe Reacher as well over 6ft. and generally huge.

Tom Cruise.....ugh.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 23, 2012 09:28 PM (Rcq5f)

245 Riddle me this Batman.

Why aren't the $8.75-$12.00 per hour Retail workers upset about subsidizing the lifestyle of those on the dole? You would think that they would be natural enemies.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 09:28 PM (V70Uh)

246 Damn the Lard! Get those men out of there now!

Posted by: duke leto atreides at November 23, 2012 09:28 PM (nkiQM)

247 236 This may be the first year ever that I eschew putting up Christmas lights. I just don't think my current shitbird neighbors are worth the increased electric bills. Sad times indeed.
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:26 PM (kpCLl)

It's too depressing for me. Not worth the effort or the bills.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 23, 2012 09:29 PM (LM2Os)

248 I just don't think my current shitbird neighbors are worth the increased electric bills. Sad times indeed.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:26 PM (kpCLl)

We put our tree up after everyone woke up from their turkey induced coma last night. First time we've done that...since...
It just felt right.
I still haven't gotten up on the roof to put the outside lights up. It usually takes me a week or so to get motivated (and I usually get them up just before the snow flies, and by "Just before" I mean as I'm finishing up, the snow starts falling).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:30 PM (DaUUd)

249 222, you are assuming she has one to show.

Posted by: Tonestaple at November 23, 2012 09:30 PM (gvVlx)

250
@ 236

Peaches, come on--the neighbors ain't what you put the lights up in celebration of.

You should know that.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 23, 2012 09:31 PM (SAMxH)

251 @242

You are so right about TV. I have not watched a network show through it's entirety in 20 years. I can not stand the canned laughing and the utter and complete stupid.

Being feed a steady diet of this shit would rot anyone's brain. Just ask my wife.

Oh, that was mean. She's watching Bravo right now. Guess Lifetime didn't have any soaps on.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:32 PM (wR+pz)

252 The purpose of government schools is to produce folks who will vote for the Democrat Party.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:32 PM (bWwMZ)

253 "251 @242

You are so right about TV. I have not watched a network show through it's entirety in 20 years. I can not stand the canned laughing and the utter and complete stupid.

Being feed a steady diet of this shit would rot anyone's brain. Just ask my wife.

Oh, that was mean. She's watching Bravo right now. Guess Lifetime didn't have any soaps on.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:32 PM (wR+pz) "

Yep.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:33 PM (vIRPd)

254 Yeah, irongrampa, the lights were kinda always for the kids in the neighborhood. Plus, I always enjoyed knowing they were visible from space . . . Now, fuck it, I just don't care. I'll send the money to one of those nice Christian charities instead.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:33 PM (kpCLl)

255 "Parent-Teacher Conference"...oh much love, but bad memories..lol. Parents have saggy pants, tats and I need a translator; not that theres anything wrong with that.

- I means I'm not Raaaaasist (obligatory 5 a's). I carry as soon as I'm inthe carthrough the neighborHOOD.

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 09:33 PM (8EKcT)

256 Oh, that was mean. She's watching Bravo right now. Guess Lifetime didn't have any soaps on.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:32 PM (wR+pz)

Actually she's on teh internetz. Don't turn around.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:33 PM (DaUUd)

257 You would think that they would be natural enemies.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 09:28 PM (V70Uh)

The schoolmarm and the TV News Bobblehead told them the real enemies were the people who make things, the people who hire people, and the people who succeed.

Hate and Fear, the voice said. Hate and Fear, Hate and Fear.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2012 09:33 PM (bxiXv)

258 I means I'm not Raaaaasist (obligatory 5 a's)

Well done.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:34 PM (DaUUd)

259 Hate and Fear.

Hmmmm . . . so bread and circuses is passe'?

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:35 PM (kpCLl)

260
How come Black Friday isn't condemned as totally racist?

Posted by: irongrampa at November 23, 2012 09:37 PM (SAMxH)

261 Hmmmm . . . so bread and circuses is passe'?

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:35 PM (kpCLl)

Oh, that's so last-empire...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:37 PM (DaUUd)

262 All right...skate moms! (probably still young enough to be my daughters)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:38 PM (DaUUd)

263 These days, it's food stamps and smart-phones. ::grump::

Posted by: Empire1 at November 23, 2012 09:39 PM (+SybL)

264 I think we should take the words "gay" and "black" back to their original, non-racial, non-sexual-orientation meaning.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 09:39 PM (V70Uh)

265 Of course my "too cool for school" youngest son is two tables over pretending like he doesn't know the old graybeard dude typing away on the laptop...until he wants to show off the hot red convertible in the parking lot, that is...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:40 PM (DaUUd)

266 "252 The purpose of government schools is to produce folks who will vote for the Democrat Party.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:32 PM (bWwMZ) "

Yep. People like to blame the Germans for everything, but this is something they are actually sort of responsible for. The modern government school system was basically invented/pioneered by the Prussians with the express intention of producing citizens (subjects) who were blindly obedient to the Prussian state. And that was before Leftists completely infiltrated it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:41 PM (vIRPd)

267
I just watched my wife clean a new york steak boneslicker than an ice cube.

Gotta do somethin'.

Posted by: Mark at November 23, 2012 09:41 PM (gFvrL)

268 "254 Yeah, irongrampa, the lights were kinda always for the kids in the neighborhood. Plus, I always enjoyed knowing they were visible from space . . . Now, fuck it, I just don't care. I'll send the money to one of those nice Christian charities instead.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:33 PM (kpCLl) "

That's actually a very good idea!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (vIRPd)

269 I always liked the word "gay" in its original meaning. It's a shame it was co-opted by homosexuals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (gVYZk)

270 Public schools can't serve anyone but the state.

Also, most people will *never* get that, not ever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (bxiXv)

271 Gotta do somethin'.

Posted by: Mark at November 23, 2012 09:41 PM (gFvrL)

Something with steaks? or bones?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:43 PM (DaUUd)

272 I always liked the word "gay" in its original meaning. It's a shame it was co-opted by homosexuals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (gVYZk)

Agreed, I've always been a fairly cheerful fellow myself.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:44 PM (DaUUd)

273 How about Remedial Blogging, Guido?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 09:44 PM (nkiQM)

274 #264, Spending the winter gayly gathering faggots for an evening blaze had a far different meaning the the 19th century than it does now.

Of course truth, honor, justice, privileged, right, wrong, morality, authority, freedom, oppression, hero, victim, etc. have all had their meanings perverted as part of the lexicon of new-speak by subversives targeting civilization.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:44 PM (KCvsd)

275 "264 I think we should take the words "gay" and "black" back to their original, non-racial, non-sexual-orientation meaning.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 09:39 PM (V70Uh) "

Just capitalize them.

(I'm going to have to remember to capitalize Gay.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:44 PM (vIRPd)

276 You fappers know the ONT is up, right?

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:45 PM (kpCLl)

277 You fappers know the ONT is up, right?

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:45 PM (kpCLl)

O.O

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:46 PM (DaUUd)

278 "270 Public schools can't serve anyone but the state.

Also, most people will *never* get that, not ever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (bxiXv) "

With a public school education? How could they?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:46 PM (vIRPd)

279 "269 I always liked the word "gay" in its original meaning. It's a shame it was co-opted by homosexuals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (gVYZk) "

Every coopted word is a tragedy. And there's so many of them now.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:47 PM (vIRPd)

280 Oh, by the way, the Houston Texans are 10-1.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 23, 2012 09:49 PM (BVkEs)

281
266"252 The purpose of government schools is to produce folks who will vote for the Democrat Party.
Oh, I go into 7th 8th social studies and it's slavery/racism curriculum all year. well, black and brown racism. oh, wait and red racism....ugh. I'm so fucking sick of it. fridays question to 7th grade: "if you were President what would be the first thing U would do?' Most answers..."end racism against Hispanics."
Fo' reals?

Posted by: Guido at November 23, 2012 09:50 PM (8EKcT)

282 269
I always liked the word "gay" in its original meaning. It's a shame it was co-opted by homosexuals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (gVYZk)

----
Yeah, the term 'sodomite' lost its cool.

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 23, 2012 09:51 PM (BVkEs)

283 #39

The sign should also have read, "Think about what you've lost in the last four years and what you've left to lose in the years to come."

Posted by: epobirs at November 23, 2012 09:51 PM (kcfmt)

284 264 I think we should take the words "gay" and "black" back to their original, non-racial, non-sexual-orientation meaning.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 09:39 PM (V70Uh)

After the fall.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 23, 2012 09:55 PM (LM2Os)

285
During this Thanksgiving celebration, I sat back and thought for a bit, watching all the goings on at the house.

Irregardless of anything else, there's 2 generations that have been raised in accordance with those values that are so derided and ignored lately.

THAT is something no body can take away--plus the succeeding generation will be brought up likewise.

I submit that is as fine a legacy as one could hope for.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 23, 2012 10:04 PM (SAMxH)

286 211 Peaches, I honestly did not know how to insert a tiny url! I am a moronette!
Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 09:15 PM (z4WKX)

Huh huh huhuhuhuh. She said "insert".

Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2012 10:15 PM (c2oll)

287 Hm... whatever genegineering company first markets a halal/kosher pig is going to make a mint. Or get blown up, of course. Or both.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at November 23, 2012 10:48 PM (2VCZA)

288 You morons hurled gay, faggot and queer. We said yeah so what. Now you want the words back? Take them. What do I care. Just remember who misused them.

For the best bacon forget the new lean pork. Take heritage hogs, age, cure, smoke and slice the bacon properly.

Posted by: ralph at November 24, 2012 01:51 AM (9bv+h)

289 Actually, I have never called a gay person a "faggot" or "queer" in my life and yes I still prefer to older meaning of "gay".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2012 02:01 AM (gVYZk)

290 You never used it so therefore they don't mean what the do now? I think those are fine English words also. Just remember how their meanings and their polite usage came to be corrupted. It wasn't us fags fault. We just took that and said so what.
What do you think about bacon. Should pork be considered a lean meat?

Posted by: ralph at November 24, 2012 02:31 AM (9bv+h)

291 That's about one of the Most DUMBASS freakin' gun videos, I ever did see.

Word to the wise 'Nettes... I would advise borrowing a long-sleeved turtle neck type shirt, if you don't already own one, first time you make a splodey in yer handz!

Anytime, ANYONE tells you that bare-nekkid girls, handling weapons that they will never use, are kinda HAWT, you should DEMAND that they cook 1,080 strips of bacon, on a hot stove, without a loincloth, at a Summer Camp, for The Disabled!

One day.

Posted by: Deety at November 24, 2012 04:01 AM (QG3g9)

292 Gay has been used to connote "homosexual" since the 1920s, IIRC, though gays weren't really talked about by the mainstream pop then so no one knew

Posted by: Baldy at November 24, 2012 05:39 AM (qHaMv)

293 "...make bacon taste better"

Is such a thing possible? Oh my, I think I've died and gone to hog heaven.

Posted by: SFC MAC at November 24, 2012 07:35 AM (TLbgU)

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