Black Friday Afternoon Open Thread

Because DrewM.'s gotta rest.

Posted by: Ace at 03:16 PM



Comments

1 Black Friday, huh?

Posted by: Joy Behar at November 23, 2012 03:17 PM (6JMZR)

2 It puts the gravy on the meat.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 03:17 PM (bWwMZ)

3 Hey, C'mon! Someone post something and amuse me!

Slackers.

Posted by: Josef K. at November 23, 2012 03:17 PM (tOkJB)

4 That's better...

Posted by: Josef K. at November 23, 2012 03:18 PM (tOkJB)

5 I think this is kinda amusing...

http://bit.ly/SeLekj

Posted by: RushBabe at November 23, 2012 03:19 PM (tQHzJ)

6 I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2012 03:22 PM (QKKT0)

7 Incompetent Friday

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at November 23, 2012 03:22 PM (QupBk)

8 Black Friday, huh?

I know, huh? I've been wondering for years now (particularly the last 4 or 5), why exactly it is not raaaaacist for the one day of the year associated with bad behavior and cheap-ass-ness to be referred to that way.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 03:23 PM (kpCLl)

9 fine. FINE.


He gets the DENTAL plan. Do I? No. Do I complain?


...



ok a bit

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 23, 2012 03:23 PM (pUqSw)

10 Screw Black Friday.

Cyber Monday is my favorite day of the year. Pants- half off!

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at November 23, 2012 03:24 PM (SY2Kh)

11 I thought the cob-logger's dental plan was "Bite me"

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 03:25 PM (z9HTb)

12 I couldn't help but notice the complete absence of tiny, but telltale, blood spots on this thread.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 03:25 PM (QupBk)

13 Not even an elbow.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 03:25 PM (bWwMZ)

14 1
Black Friday, huh?


Posted by: Joy Behar at November 23, 2012 03:17 PM (6JMZR)

That's right bitch, you still got the jungle fever?


http://tinyurl.com/8xon3zg

Posted by: Mandingo at November 23, 2012 03:25 PM (wR+pz)

15 Racist teabaggers!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 23, 2012 03:27 PM (UTq/I)

16 How's the Walmart walk off going?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 03:28 PM (gVYZk)

17 How's the Walmart walk off going?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 03:28 PM (gVYZk)


They ran out of stock and gave out rain checks.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 03:29 PM (bWwMZ)

18 "Fri"day huh? Like you're "frying" chicken? These dog whistles make me sick.

Posted by: Joy Behar at November 23, 2012 03:29 PM (6JMZR)

19 So Drew's drunk then? I mean more so than usual.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 23, 2012 03:29 PM (yTtpr)

20 How's the Walmart walk off going?

Our News@Noon interviewed some hippies protesting this morning, and noted that there were no actual Walmart employees among the protesters.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 03:29 PM (QupBk)

21 How's the Walmart walk off going?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 03:28 PM (gVYZk)


Walmart reports it's best Balck Friday EVER

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 03:30 PM (jE38p)

22 How's the Walmart walk off going?


Nobody walks at Walmart. They all ride those motorized carts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2012 03:30 PM (QKKT0)

23 Twitchy has 50 total walkouts today. That has to be fewer than sick call-outs.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 03:31 PM (I2LwF)

24 How's the Walmart walk off going?
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Wouldn't that be a waddle off? I mean, by definition.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 03:32 PM (jucos)

25 Anyone seen Lincoln yet?

Posted by: angler at November 23, 2012 03:32 PM (SwjAj)

26 If I had to have a job being on my feet all day again, I would want to be a wal-mart greeter. But I'd be a TSA style greeter and molest all the hot customers.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 03:32 PM (I2LwF)

27 I'm spending Black Friday playing Black Ops 2.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at November 23, 2012 03:32 PM (eHwT1)

28 Nobody walks at Walmart. They all ride those motorized carts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2012 03:30 PM (QKKT0)


lol...and they will wait, standing, until one becomes available...

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 23, 2012 03:33 PM (JWLqy)

29 I saw Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Does that count?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 03:33 PM (QupBk)

30 I am drinking Yuengling "Incompetent and Tan".

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 03:33 PM (V70Uh)

31
Shouldn't that be Friday of color.
btw
How come theirs no brown, yellow, lgbt, midget, native American, handicapped special days of the week.
I'm profusely sorry if I left any victim groups out.

Posted by: Some Self righteous Mealy Mouth Whiner at November 23, 2012 03:34 PM (1PE/J)

32 >>I saw Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Does that count?

Not what I was looking for, but, now that you mention it, was it any good?

Posted by: angler at November 23, 2012 03:34 PM (SwjAj)

33 NCAA 13 still. What a great game.

Louisiana Tech, running the Blue Hills Option, 6-2 this year and heading to the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl against the MAC champs, played in Boisie.

I think we're the away team this year, so we don't have to wear our alt red jerseys.

We play like shit in our red jerseys.


Okay, so that's my life...

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 03:35 PM (I2LwF)

34 LIB

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 03:36 PM (bWwMZ)

35 But I'd be a TSA style greeter and molest all the hot customers.

Uhhh...the Wal-Marts I've been to in Eastern MA ain't got no damn "hot customers," Truman.

Sometimes I think every babe in this freekin' state is strictly utility-grade.

Maybe they're better in Bah-stahn?

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 23, 2012 03:36 PM (yKUrR)

36
How's the Walmart walk off going?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 03:28 PM (gVYZk)


Reds always talk about "the people," by which they mean their maladorous comrades with scabies. But if they really want to see "the people," they need to go to Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 23, 2012 03:37 PM (4u2LN)

37 Geez I hate this day. The closest grocery store is in the area's 2nd largest mall, the next closest one you have to drive in front of that mall to get to.


Plus today is when people are dumber than ever at stores, and I really hate people, so I don't go.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 23, 2012 03:38 PM (Zd/NW)

38 France is considering voting in favor of the Palestinian Authority’s unilateral statehood bid at the United Nations, its foreign minister hinted on Thursday.

Speaking at a hearing in the French senate, Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius reminded that French President Francois Hollande promised during his election campaign to promote the issue of Palestinian statehood.

Fuck the French. They are no good bastards and have been since WW2 and even before

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 03:38 PM (jE38p)

39 8 Black Friday, huh?

I know, huh? I've been wondering for years now (particularly the last 4 or 5), why exactly it is not raaaaacist for the one day of the year associated with bad behavior and cheap-ass-ness to be referred to that way.

*ahem*

Posted by: Black Crayola® at November 23, 2012 03:39 PM (Kr7+h)

40 Not what I was looking for, but, now that you mention it, was it any good?

It was entertaining. Don't look for any art to it. It has Rufus Sewell in it as the bad guy. I think that he is a good actor that doesn't get enough work.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 03:39 PM (QupBk)

41 Maybe they're better in Bah-stahn?

If I'm not mistaken, Eliza Dushku is originally from Boston.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 03:39 PM (4Lo/K)

42 Do rent/steal Looper though.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 03:39 PM (QupBk)

43 I live in Bristol County. They turn hideous at about age 15.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 03:39 PM (I2LwF)

44 My family went to "Lincoln" today but it was sold out. They have to go to the evening showing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 03:40 PM (gVYZk)

45 Sometimes I think every babe in this freekin' state is strictly utility-grade.

You need to spend more time at the colleges. I mean, maybe there are some good ones there, not that I would know.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 23, 2012 03:40 PM (6JMZR)

46 France is considering voting in favor of the Palestinian Authority’s
unilateral statehood bid at the United Nations, its foreign minister
hinted on Thursday.



What's wrong with that? Plenty of open land in Provence that France could donate.

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 03:42 PM (z9HTb)

47 Is it time to break out the painsticks and go bargain hunting at local retailers?

Posted by: Fritz, embracing the cultural decay at November 23, 2012 03:42 PM (d8K+M)

48
You need to spend more time at the colleges. I mean, maybe there are some good ones there, not that I would know.


Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 23, 2012 03:40 PM (6JMZR)

Not always the case. Hollins University is near here, it's a wimmenz college, and it is VERY dyke friendly. Dated a girl from there back in the day, and she said most were "Lesbians until graduation", and really were militant about it.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 23, 2012 03:42 PM (Zd/NW)

49 Reds always talk about "the people," by which they mean their maladorous comrades with scabies. But if they really want to see "the people," they need to go to Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 23, 2012 03:37 PM (4u2LN)

Kinda makes sense why their called reds.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 23, 2012 03:42 PM (1PE/J)

50 I haven't stepped one foot outside the house today. Even to check yesterday's mail delivery. Plus, there's still leftover pie. I don't want it to spoil.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 03:43 PM (ImKJe)

51 If I'm not mistaken, Eliza Dushku is originally from Boston.


Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 03:39 PM


Had to Google that. I sure as hell haven't seen any wimminz what look like that here.

If you lived in Haverhill or Essex County, you'd hit Elizabeth Warren. It's that bad.

Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 23, 2012 03:43 PM (yKUrR)

52 My morning wood this morning lasted 3 hours and 59 minutes.

Should I be concerned?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2012 03:44 PM (ccXZP)

53 Man, I hope there is some junta in some 3rd world shithole soon. I gave away a bunch of suits a few months ago, and I want to see some freshly installed dictator in my old seersucker suit.

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 23, 2012 03:45 PM (Zd/NW)

54 I usually just lurk here but I have a few thoughts I've been mulling over since the election, if y'all don't mind me sharing.

I remember back when Guiliani was mayor of NY there was some discussion about his methods for cleaning up the city, getting rid of crime and making it family friendly again. What he did in part was clean up the graffiti and prosecute the smaller crimes. The idea was that if you have an area that is a mess that no one gives respect to, crime will naturally gravitate there. Show respect for the city by enforcing a modicum of decency, crime will decrease or become at least easier to manage.

I'd like to apply that to our current situation with the culture at large, a problem that most seem to agree needs addressing if conservatism is ever to gain strength.

It amazes me that we have become so attuned to the idea of tolerance that we can accept a significant portion of the population literally mutilating their earlobes and we don't peep a word about it. Or weird piercings that cause you to stare, or graffiti all over their bodies. And yet we don't say a word. Does this lack of respect for the sensibilities of others and even one's own body not have an impact on our culture and our morals as a society? It used to be that a person would use their dress and behavior to show respect and manners for other people, that people tried to make themselves look their best not just out of vanity but to make others feel comfortable.

Now the prevailing attitude is that people don't care if others may be disturbed or put off by their appearance, others are expected to suck it up so that people can show "individuality."

It's not just the mutilating though, it's the wearing of pajamas to school or work, torn up jeans and otherwise slovenliness that is totally accepted. I don't know what the answer is, but if I was able to I would start a company where there are certain dress and grooming standards enforced, under the premise that how you dress and groom yourself influences both your own behavior and how others perceive you. Dressing and grooming well is simply good manners.

Posted by: Galadriel at November 23, 2012 03:46 PM (xG0vx)

55 they will wait, standing, until one becomes available...

Posted by: kawfytawk at November 23, 2012 03:33 PM (JWLqy)

Oh, that's funny! The only walmart in LA is not a place I dare go. In fact, the Yelp reviews on it are some of the funniest shit I've ever read on the internet.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 03:46 PM (kpCLl)

56 Lots of Asian college students in New England. Totally propositionable, in the Maine sense.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 03:46 PM (I2LwF)

57
My morning wood this morning lasted 3 hours and 59 minutes.

Should I be concerned?


No, but another two minutes and something, or other.

So I hear tell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 03:47 PM (lOmbq)

58 4
That's better...


Posted by: Josef K. at November 23, 2012 03:18 PM

Hey, that's what I say!

Posted by: Wendy's Ginger at November 23, 2012 03:47 PM (wwsoB)

59 >>Man, I hope there is some junta in some 3rd world shithole soon. I gave
away a bunch of suits a few months ago, and I want to see some freshly
installed dictator in my old seersucker suit.

I'm guessing Obama will be wearing it at his inauguration.

Posted by: angler at November 23, 2012 03:47 PM (SwjAj)

60 So when is the episode of Pawn Stars where Dudley buys a box of Twinkies?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 03:48 PM (QS/wt)

61 Man, I hope there is some junta in some 3rd world shithole soon. I gave away a bunch of suits a few months ago, and I want to see some freshly installed dictator in my old seersucker suit.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 23, 2012 03:45 PM (Zd/NW)


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I want to see Thailand adopt the US Constitution. I'd be there in a heartbeat.

I'm not holding my breath, though.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 03:48 PM (ImKJe)

62 Good points, Galadriel.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 03:49 PM (I2LwF)

63 Oh, that's funny! The only walmart in LA is not a
place I dare go. In fact, the Yelp reviews on it are some of the
funniest shit I've ever read on the internet.


Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 03:46 PM

The Supercenter in Rosemead isn't much better. The floors were so sticky I didn't dare use the bathrooms

I was shocked at how clean they are here in Sarasota

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 03:49 PM (wwsoB)

64
So when is the episode of Pawn Stars where Dudley buys a box of Twinkies?

You know there's just no one out there buying Twinkies, I can only give you $1.25 for that pallet of 'em...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 03:50 PM (lOmbq)

65 Chumley Dammit

Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 03:50 PM (QS/wt)

66 Senator Saxby Chambliss (R-GA) - breaks tax pledge

http://tinyurl.com/8plc6u3

Because he's old.
And taxes = salary and benefits.

The GOP is history's bitch.

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 23, 2012 03:51 PM (EZl54)

67 Can't ya go $1.30?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 03:51 PM (QS/wt)

68 Here's the pinnacle of civilization going into a frenzy over discounted phones

http://tinyurl.com/dx9hrbg

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 03:53 PM (wwsoB)

69
Can't ya go $1.30?

OK, I'll go $1.26, but that's it. I'll pay more than that just to display them.

Deal?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 03:53 PM (lOmbq)

70 Galadriel, I knew that particular battle was over when I saw a sheriff's deputy with big ole neck tats.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2012 03:54 PM (ccXZP)

71 The GOP is history's bitch.
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 23, 2012 03:51 PM (EZl54)


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The "old guard" is finally starting to retire or die. Good riddance. Bring on the young, conservative guns.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 03:55 PM (ImKJe)

72 Here's Drudge's Black Friday headlines

'Gang fight' at Black Friday sale...
Man Punched in Face Pulls Gun On Line-Cutting Shopper...
Shots fired outside WALMART...
Shoppers smash through door at URBAN OUTFITTERS...
Customers run over in parking lot...
Woman busted after throwing merchandise...
Thousands storm VICTORIA'S SECRET...
VIDEO: Insane battle over phones...
Mayhem at Nebraska mall where 9 murdered in 2007...
Shoplifter tries to mace security guards...
Men Steal Boy's Shopping Bag Outside BED, BATH BEYOND...
Heckler calls them zombies...



Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 03:55 PM (wwsoB)

73 He gets the DENTAL plan. Do I? No. Do I complain? ... ok a bit
Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 23, 2012 03:23 PM (pUqSw)

Ace gets a dental plan?!?!?! Jeez...

Anyways, I'm at work right now. Not walking off the job. Just not doing jack shit because none of my customers are in their offices today.

Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 03:57 PM (5WxMt)

74
I refuse to see a movie on Lincoln played by a Brit commie. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 03:57 PM (TYO2p)

75
'Gang fight' at Black Friday sale...


Must. Resist. Rayciss. Remark.

/Shatner

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 03:58 PM (lOmbq)

76 'Gang fight' at Black Friday sale...Man Punched in Face Pulls Gun On Line-Cutting Shopper...Shots fired outside WALMART...Shoppers smash through door at URBAN OUTFITTERS...Customers run over in parking lot...Woman busted after throwing merchandise...Thousands storm VICTORIA'S SECRET...VIDEO: Insane battle over phones...Mayhem at Nebraska mall where 9 murdered in 2007...Shoplifter tries to mace security guards...Men Steal Boy's Shopping Bag Outside BED, BATH BEYOND...Heckler calls them zombies...
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 03:55 PM (wwsoB)


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Just think about how it's going to be when shortages become the norm.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 03:58 PM (ImKJe)

77 Insane mobs at stores on Black Friday

SCOAMF re-elected

Now you know how and why

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 03:58 PM (wwsoB)

78 Officer! Officer, please, for God's sake, they're looting the Victoria Secret!

Posted by: Katy at November 23, 2012 03:58 PM (QKKT0)

79

hahahaahaha, just heard the clip of that goof in CA yelling at all the other goofs standing in line

post it!

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 03:58 PM (RRlrq)

80 Zombies eat brains, right?

Nothing to eat here fellas, go back to your graves

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 03:59 PM (wwsoB)

81 Here's the pinnacle of civilization going into a frenzy over discounted phones


You're welcome

Posted by: universal suffrage at November 23, 2012 04:00 PM (z9HTb)

82 "Twitchy has 50 total walkouts today."

2 million employees, 50 strikers. Big success.

One report I saw claimed 1,000 "activists" and 3 actual employees at one location.

Posted by: EveryOtherGuyInBangorME at November 23, 2012 04:00 PM (dpaZU)

83 68
Here's the pinnacle of civilization going into a frenzy over discounted phones


WTF is with that? I got me an Obama phone, free. Why fight for one. Whiteys are some stupid MFers.

Posted by: Mandingo at November 23, 2012 04:00 PM (wR+pz)

84 I've never done black Friday and never will. If I did, I would be the one that you would see on the 11pm news getting hauled off by the cops after beating the shit out of someone.
I have very little patience with my fellow humans and all it would take is someone pushing me or cutting in front of me to make me lose it.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:00 PM (G+Wff)

85 The "old guard" is finally starting to retire or die. Good riddance. Bring on the young, conservative guns.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 03:55 PM (ImKJe)


Well, the "guns" and violence imagery is tailor made for the MFM, and I guess the use of "Young Turks" is not inspiring either.

The "old" guard of the GOP cannot get out of DC fast enough for me--you would think that they had already skimmed enough tax payer money in salaries, perks, retirement plans, health care privileges, and insider trading privileges to just freaking LEAVE! I guess true (political) greed knows no bounds.

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:00 PM (Cnqmv)

86 WTF is with that? I got me an Obama phone, free. Why fight for one. Whiteys are some stupid MFers.
Posted by: Mandingo at November 23, 2012 04:00 PM (wR+pz)

Nah, nah, the phone that comes with the Obamaphone is shit. It's not about the phone, they want the free plan.

Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 04:01 PM (5WxMt)

87 ...and I don't know about you, but I'm feeling like an idiot for paying close to $100 a month for my cell plan when I can just get my ObamaPhonnneee

Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 04:02 PM (5WxMt)

88 Ok Deal.






Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 04:02 PM (uKl/W)

89 I don't know why brain eating has become synonymous with zombies.Only one zombie franchise ascribes brain eating to zombies,"The Return of The Living Dead" and it's sequels and remakes.Zombies eat human flesh,I suppose they'd even eat brains but I would think they'd eat the more accessible meat first.What,I should think about politics?

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:03 PM (9XBK2)

90 Victoria's Secret = bath robes

Fredrick's = stuff I like.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 04:04 PM (I2LwF)

91 What's the data plan for the Obamaphone? Can I watch 2016 and not get get my service canceled? Can I call Afghanistan and talk to an imam free of charge?

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:04 PM (Cnqmv)

92 87 Yes,but they need suckers...uh,ahem,good citizens like us who actually pay,so that the less fortunate can get their Obamaphones.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:05 PM (9XBK2)

93 Nah, nah, the phone that comes with the Obamaphone is shit. It's not about the phone, they want the free plan.

Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 04:01 PM (5WxMt)

My Obama phone plan IS free for me, it's you stupid fuckers paying for your phones that are paying for mine with the universal phone service charge. Suckers.

Posted by: Mandingo at November 23, 2012 04:05 PM (wR+pz)

94




he starts of with "Woooh! Spending money you don't have on stuff you don't need!"

and then adds, "Alright, Chinese slave labor!"

and then takes it up a notch with, "Don't worry about the Fed printing money."

and then he throws in, "Don't worry about the Bilderberg group."

and then, as his climactic finish, he screams, "Woooh, zombie apocalypse!"

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 04:06 PM (RRlrq)

95 Attention Moron Shoppers;

Christina Hendricks publicity shots autographed by Ace himself are now 25 percent off for a limited time only!

Posted by: AceMart at November 23, 2012 04:07 PM (wwsoB)

96 The horror.....the horror.

Posted by: Veteran of Victoria's Secret at November 23, 2012 04:08 PM (uM8td)

97 91 What's the data plan for the Obamaphone? Can I watch 2016 and not get get my service canceled? Can I call Afghanistan and talk to an imam free of charge?
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:04 PM (Cnqmv)
No data plan, just text and voice for now. But pop the place on a wifi capable phone, and use wifi for data. Not perfect, but beats paying $100 / month

Oh, and wait until the ERATE (look it up if you want to feel sick) money + Obamaphone money depletes the service fund... either it goes up on all our phone bills or they just start paying for obamaphones from the fund. Like usual.

Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 04:08 PM (5WxMt)

98 Dressing and grooming well is simply good manners.
Posted by: Galadriel

What kills me is the women I see that are 40 and over with tats. i see them all of the time in the grocery store and it is so weird.
It willbe an awesome time to visit all of the people in the nursing home with their sagging, sad tattoos and piercings.\
What used to say "Foxy Lady" will then say "FXDY"

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:08 PM (G+Wff)

99
The heckler is an idiot. He's yelling about the Bilderburgers.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 04:09 PM (TYO2p)

100 The only surprise so far is no reports of any shopper going
Kathy Bates over a parking space

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:09 PM (wwsoB)

101 What used to say "Foxy Lady" will then say "FXDY"

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:08 PM (G+Wff)


So glad I have time to recover before supper!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:10 PM (Cnqmv)

102 I don't know why brain eating has become synonymous with zombies.Only one zombie franchise ascribes brain eating to zombies,"The Return of The Living Dead" and it's sequels and remakes.Zombies eat human flesh,I suppose they'd even eat brains but I would think they'd eat the more accessible meat first.What,I should think about politics?
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:03 PM (9XBK2)


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If I were a zombie, I'd go for the fat and protein rich liver. A couple of mouthfuls of sinew and muscle and you're there. A zombie has to bit through bone and dura to get to the brain. It just wouldn't be worth the trouble.

The tender muscle along the back would be tasty (and nourishing) too.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 04:11 PM (ImKJe)

103 One thing that Giuliani did that,deeply hurt me as a young moron,he zoned out my favorite titteh bar.He killed tons of them actually,any one that was even close to a school or church or any place that kids might go.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:11 PM (9XBK2)

104 Thousands storm VICTORIA'S SECRET...

I think I saw this as a Vivid Video production.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 04:11 PM (4Lo/K)

105 102 Yeah,and what about the thighs and calves?

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:12 PM (9XBK2)

106
Cute shoes !

Posted by: 19th Amendment at November 23, 2012 04:13 PM (EZl54)

107 Starving Japanese soldiers in WW2 seem to have preferred the thighs.Many corpses were found with chunks of the muscle removed.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:13 PM (9XBK2)

108 How can a clown just DIE? I say he was murdered by the police !!!!!

Man dressed as clown dies during Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade

http://tinyurl.com/accwfxc

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:13 PM (wwsoB)

109 In TWD the zombies eat everything - bones and hair. You could see Lori's long hair coming out of a zombies mouth and his belly distended with Lori.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 04:13 PM (TYO2p)

110 What kills me is the women I see that are 40 and over with tats. i see them all of the time in the grocery store and it is so weird. It willbe an awesome time to visit all of the people in the nursing home with their sagging, sad tattoos and piercings.\ What used to say "Foxy Lady" will then say "FXDY"
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:08 PM (G+Wff)


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As time goes on, you'll be meeting more old, gray, haggard, toothless women named Misty too.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 04:14 PM (ImKJe)

111 Hmm, Drudge already says 2013® up top. Did Ace loan him the time machine which Ace totally doesn't have?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 04:14 PM (4Lo/K)

112
I'm still waiting to see some zombie poop.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 04:14 PM (TYO2p)

113 Man dressed as clown dies during Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade

http://tinyurl.com/accwfxc


Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:13 PMA Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down the Pantshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92I04DkMEps

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:14 PM (wwsoB)

114 Stupidly cheap Craftsman bottom rollaway toolbox: http://tinyurl.com/bhqxw7x Git sum!!!

Posted by: DAve at November 23, 2012 04:14 PM (XDC0v)

115 109 I stopped watching the show and forget the character names but wasn't that the annoying bitch?If so,I'm glad she fed some zombies.After all,aren't zombies victims of racism?

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:15 PM (9XBK2)

116 How can a clown just DIE? I say he was murdered by the police !!!!!

Man dressed as clown dies during Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade

http://tinyurl.com/accwfxc


Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:13 PM (wwsoB)

Someone metion he was acting kinda funny before he died.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 23, 2012 04:15 PM (1PE/J)

117 I believe in the various Romero Living Dead movies,when you see zombies eating people that it was turkey slathered in barbecue sauce.Mmmmm.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:17 PM (9XBK2)

118 Let's just .. not .. kill .. today.

Posted by: Shatner at the Walmart at November 23, 2012 04:18 PM (QupBk)

119 Someone metion he was acting kinda funny before he died.
Posted by: YIKES! at November 23, 2012 04:15 PM (1PE/J)


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Good one.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 04:18 PM (ImKJe)

120
this week feels like a Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 04:19 PM (RRlrq)

121 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92I04DkMEps

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:19 PM (wwsoB)

122 I wonder if he died with the other 20 clowns in the ambulance?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:20 PM (wwsoB)

123 So after last night I have a January court date and probably two fewer friends.

I'm a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:21 PM (HwgHt)

124 The 47" Flat Screen that was ours ... is ours again.

Posted by: Cloud William at November 23, 2012 04:21 PM (QupBk)

125 102
I don't know why brain eating has become synonymous with zombies.Only
one zombie franchise ascribes brain eating to zombies,"The Return of The
Living Dead" and it's sequels and remakes.


Corpse: "The PAIN!!! The pain of being dead..."
Ernie: "Eating brains...how does that help you?"
Corpse: "It makes the pain go away..."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 23, 2012 04:21 PM (i0App)

126
Man dressed as clown dies during Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade

http://tinyurl.com/accwfxc

So was he following a dog act or a kids act?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 04:22 PM (3XQRk)

127 So after last night I have a January court date and probably two fewer friends.

Val-U-Rite is a helluva drug.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 04:22 PM (QupBk)

128 >Man dressed as clown dies during Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade



yeah, he was acting kinda funny before he died

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 04:23 PM (8sCoq)

129 Ok Alex, what did you do? Come on, spill it...

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:23 PM (G+Wff)

130 Val-U-Rite is a helluva drug.

In my case, Canadian Club.

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:23 PM (HwgHt)

131 125 It is a good flick,and very funny.Written by the guy who wrote Alien.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:23 PM (9XBK2)

132 >>>123 So after last night I have a January court date and probably two fewer friends. I'm a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Alex

What did you do?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 04:24 PM (TYO2p)

133
the important thing is that he died while doing what he loved to do

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 04:24 PM (RRlrq)

134 I don't understand the kind of Black Friday savagery described on drudge front page


what is wrong with people?

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 04:24 PM (8sCoq)

135 Like clowns aren't creepy enough, one has to die in front of the kiddies.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM (G+Wff)

136 Ok Alex, what did you do? Come on, spill it...

Went to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house. We all hit the wine cabinet pretty hard. Last thing I remember we were all sitting around laughing and joking. The next thing I remember is waking up in the ER with a nurse telling me that I attacked my friends, and the court summons on charges of assault and battery.

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM (HwgHt)

137 You want People of Walmart? Watch this obese backside waddle up a flight of stairs, then trip over a carpet due to exhaustion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOIqdIE57ow

Notice the attempt to cover the broad broad with a banner.

Posted by: Looking Glass at November 23, 2012 04:26 PM (g3wOT)

138 I must say that the local Wallmart wasn't impressed when I asked which isle the whack-off was being held at , and didn't approve of , and I quote , " the trenchcoat vibe I was giving off ".

........ fuckers

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 23, 2012 04:26 PM (M2+F0)

139 >the important thing is that he died while doing what he loved to do


Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 04:24 PM (RRlrq)


gasping for breath on the cold pavement?

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 04:26 PM (8sCoq)

140 Black Friday in Egypt shows you can buy a dictator rather cheaply using US tax dollars!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:26 PM (Cnqmv)

141 I had a pleasant Thanksgiving.No one talked politics except to make "free shit" jokes.We were all conservatives.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:26 PM (9XBK2)

142 I wonder if he died with the other 20 clowns in the ambulance?

Four floats ran over his foot. At the same time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2012 04:26 PM (QKKT0)

143 Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM (HwgHt)


Drunken political discussions are not a good idea!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:27 PM (Cnqmv)

144
Drunken political discussions are not a good idea!


We weren't talking politics as far as I can remember!

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:28 PM (HwgHt)

145 We weren't talking politics as far as I can remember!

It was a setup! Get a Roofie test.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 04:29 PM (QupBk)

146 So,now that Mosi is officially dictator does Obama double US aid to Egypt?

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:29 PM (9XBK2)

147 Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM (HwgHt)


BTW, be sure to tell the judge that those lib fag m-effers deserved every bit of what they got!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:29 PM (Cnqmv)

148 Went to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house. We all hit the wine cabinet pretty hard. Last thing I remember we were all sitting around laughing and joking. The next thing I remember is waking up in the ER with a nurse telling me that I attacked my friends, and the court summons on charges of assault and battery.
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM (HwgHt)


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Something tells me that this isn't the first time something like this has happened.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 04:30 PM (ImKJe)

149 I've never been drunk enough to forget the stupid shit I have done while drunk.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:30 PM (9XBK2)

150 as far as I can remember!


Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:28 PM (HwgHt)

I think that part I can believe!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:30 PM (Cnqmv)

151 Sorry to hear that Alex. Mixing CC with wine can have ugly results.
Alls you can do is apologize with humility, grace, and sincerity. I would put it in writing and send.
If they are truly friends, I think time will heal.
I've done some pretty stupid things in the past while drunk and learned what I can and cannot drink and how much.
Hope it all works out.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:30 PM (G+Wff)

152 I don't remember having any blackouts.

Posted by: Looking Glass at November 23, 2012 04:31 PM (g3wOT)

153 Something tells me that this isn't the first time something like this has happened.

Actually, it is. I've never drank enough to black out. I usually fall asleep first, but I remember everything.

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:31 PM (HwgHt)

154 Drunken political discussions are not a good idea!


Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:27 PM (Cnqmv)
Then what the fuck are you doing hanging around here?I know I am not the only one to comment drunk. Although sometimes when I am sober I suspect that I AM the only one.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 04:32 PM (GsoHv)

155 I've never been drunk enough to forget the stupid shit I have done while drunk.

THIS

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:32 PM (oCGCo)

156 Nothing worse than sobering up and realising what a fucking ass you made of yourself the night before.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:33 PM (9XBK2)

157 I was abducted by Aliens once. They took a semen sample, and my wallet.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 04:33 PM (QupBk)

158 So,now that Morsi is officially a dictator does Obama double US aid to Egypt?


Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:29 PM (9XBK2)


What can possibly go wrong in a muslim brotherhood spring?
Obama will increase US aid to Egypt and throw in the blind sheik as a tip for exceptional service

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:33 PM (Cnqmv)

159 Apropos of nothing, The IgnoreUsers plugin is the Shizzle. http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/142617

On the down side, some of these threads are becoming thin reading.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 04:34 PM (QupBk)

160 When I was drinking I never heard anyone tell me after I came to after a blackout how nice and helpful I was. Nope, not once.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 04:35 PM (ImKJe)

161 DUDE!!!!

SWEET!!!

DUDE!!!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 04:35 PM (QupBk)

162 What can possibly go wrong in a muslim brotherhood spring?

The Middle East could become a glass parking lot.

Oh, wait. You said what could go wrong.

Never mind.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:36 PM (oCGCo)

163 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 04:32 PM (GsoHv)

My bad, I should have phrased it as "Drunken political discussions in personare not a good idea! I obviously have learned nothing from the AoS rulebook!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:36 PM (Cnqmv)

164 So,now that Morsi is officially a dictator does Obama double US aid to Egypt?


Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:29 PM (9XBK2)


What can possibly go wrong in a muslim brotherhood spring?
Obama will increase US aid to Egypt and throw in the blind sheik as a tip for exceptional service
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:33 PM (Cnqmv)

In a 'Normal" world obama and his admin would be hung at high noon for this, when he was laughing Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood just 24 hours before.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 04:36 PM (jE38p)

165
In a 'Normal" world obama and his admin would be hung at high noon for this, when he was laughing Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood just 24 hours before.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 04:36 PM (jE38p)


That's lauding, not laughing. And I was crying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 04:37 PM (jE38p)

166 We weren't talking politics as far as I can remember!


Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:28 PM (HwgHt)

BINGO. I think you have hit it on the head. Acceptance the last stage.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 04:38 PM (wR+pz)

167 Actually, it is. I've never drank enough to black out. I usually fall asleep first, but I remember everything.
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:31 PM (HwgHt)


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Well, there's always a first time. And a second, and a third......

It'll become normal after awhile. What a life!

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 04:38 PM (ImKJe)

168 And then she pulled out my Jim Beam,
and to her surprise it was every bit as hard as my Canadian Club.

http://tinyurl.com/2wsblx4

My name is Alex and I'm a Moron,
Hi Alex.

Posted by: DaveA at November 23, 2012 04:38 PM (MOWP1)

169 I'd volunteer to return the blind sheik.


Sir you said to return him. Nowhere in the order was the word land.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 04:39 PM (cwuc2)

170 160
When I was drinking I never heard anyone tell me after I came to after a blackout how nice and helpful I was. Nope, not once.



Well, the hooker that took my money was awful nice to me when I came too.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 04:39 PM (wR+pz)

171 In a "normal" world,the press would be grilling President Elect Romney about how he let this happen.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:40 PM (9XBK2)

172 Well, there's always a first time. And a second, and a third......



It'll become normal after awhile. What a life!


No seconds or thirds. I'm teetotaling for the next few months and severely cutting back after that.

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:40 PM (HwgHt)

173 Tell the court you dozed off, woke up & your ass was extremely sore, you put 2 + 2 together, & defended yourself.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 04:40 PM (TYO2p)

174
I saw a reporter try to interview Walmart workers on strike. He asked two people why they were on strike, and lacking anycommunication or thought processing ability,they said "talk to a person in a green shirt". He did, and that guy robotically chanted slogans and ignored his questions.

Meanwhile, inside another Walmart, we see hordes of people with the collecive IQ of a half a glass of water fight over cell phones.

I'm beginning to think we really are fucking doomed.



Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 04:40 PM (8cOY0)

175 I'd return the blind sheik one piece at a time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 04:41 PM (jE38p)

176 157
I was abducted by Aliens once. They took a semen sample, and my wallet.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 04:33 PM

You need this then, the UFO detector available on Amazon

The reviews are very helpful (and hilarious)

http://tinyurl.com/aaeo5eg



Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:41 PM (wwsoB)

177 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 04:36 PM (jE38p)


Somehow, the rules seem to be so different for Obama and his cronies. I fear that the next four years are going to be very interesting, and I don't mean in a good way!


The US is about to learn the lesson of Galatians 6:7; basically "As you sow, so shall you reap!"

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:41 PM (Cnqmv)

178 I'm beginning to think we really are fucking doomed.





Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 04:40 PM (8cOY0)

You are little late to the party. Where were you on the 6th?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 04:41 PM (wR+pz)

179 Meanwhile, inside another Walmart, we see hordes of people with the collecive IQ of a half a glass of water fight...

Or, as I prefer to think of them, dumber than a pound of cum.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:42 PM (oCGCo)

180 I'm beginning to think we really are fucking doomed.



Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 04:40 PM

One pretty young moronette on Facebook compared the Black Friday mayhem to The Hunger Games

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:42 PM (wwsoB)

181 I'd volunteer to return the blind sheik.





Sir you said to return him. Nowhere in the order was the word land.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 04:39 PM (cwuc2)

As God is my witness, I thought he could fly . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 04:42 PM (kpCLl)

182 You need this then, the UFO detector available on Amazon

Ha! Look at the Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed section.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 04:42 PM (QupBk)

183 The US is about to learn the lesson of Galatians 6:7; basically "As you sow, so shall you reap!"
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:41 PM (Cnqmv)

Yes I am afraid so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 04:43 PM (jE38p)

184 Meanwhile, inside another Walmart, we see hordes of people with the
collecive IQ of a half a glass of water fight over cell phones.


You're being a tad generous in your rating of some of those people.

Posted by: Retread at November 23, 2012 04:43 PM (zxitI)

185
134 I don't understand the kind of Black Friday savagery described on drudge front page


what is wrong with people?

----------------

It's pretty easy to understand, really.

Incredibly low prices + limited quantities + huge crowds = Chaos and savagery.

It's a preview of what will happen if/when everything collapses.

Posted by: wheatie at November 23, 2012 04:43 PM (ICEh3)

186 No seconds or thirds. I'm teetotaling for the next few months and severely cutting back after that.
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:40 PM (HwgHt)


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I certainly hope you can. Blackouts get you dead or in prison for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 04:43 PM (ImKJe)

187 I'm not a violent drunk. I'm a mushy drunk.

I wuv you man....I really wuv you!!!!!!!

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 04:43 PM (TYO2p)

188 I'd return the blind sheik one piece at a time

Frankly, if we went all medieval on their ass their bullshit would stop pretty quick.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:44 PM (oCGCo)

189 I certainly hope you can. Blackouts get you dead or in prison for the rest of your life.

That's what scares me.

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:44 PM (HwgHt)

190 Frankly, if we went all medieval on their ass their bullshit would stop pretty quick.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:44 PM (oCGCo)

That. It wouldn't even be difficult, we could do it in an afternoon. {spits}

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 04:45 PM (kpCLl)

191 Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:41 PM (wwsoB)

Well played. Amazon does stock everything under this, and a thousand other, suns!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:45 PM (Cnqmv)

192 Went to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house. We all hit the wine
cabinet pretty hard. Last thing I remember we were all sitting around
laughing and joking. The next thing I remember is waking up in the ER
with a nurse telling me that I attacked my friends, and the court
summons on charges of assault and battery.

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM

Man allegedly attacked with serving fork during Thanksgiving dinner

http://tinyurl.com/a6eeczj

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:45 PM (wwsoB)

193
Ah, they are still bitchin about the crusades & still ignoring the fact that they were invaders, too.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 04:45 PM (TYO2p)

194 @176

Shit, has PETA heard about this? We should order some for Sully.



http://tinyurl.com/abflsv9

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 04:46 PM (wR+pz)

195 I knew it was a good call to stay off the streets today


Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 04:46 PM (8sCoq)

196 Or, as I prefer to think of them, dumber than a pound of cum.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:42 PM (oCGCo)

You are under-rating cum as it has the potential to produce brain cells, a feature not possible with most BF shoppers!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:47 PM (Cnqmv)

197 The US is about to learn the lesson of Galatians 6:7; basically "As you sow, so shall you reap!" Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:41 PM (Cnqmv) Yes I am afraid so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 04:43 PM (jE38p)


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I think the learning hasn't been percepted until just recently. The 60's have caught up with us. Unfortunately, it's washing away many of the innocent too.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 04:47 PM (ImKJe)

198 One of the customer reviews of the UFO detector;

I have been anal probed every single day since I entered this all boys Catholic school. All of the priests say it must be the work of aliens. When this miracle arrives that will most certainly stop I am sure.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:47 PM (wwsoB)

199 Ah, they are still bitchin about the crusades & still ignoring the fact that they were invaders, too.[/i[

I am pretty amazed that the Muslim world has been able to maintain a 12th century mindset into the 21st century - with no signs of stopping.

You have to really be focused like a laser to fail like that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:48 PM (oCGCo)

200 Man allegedly attacked with serving fork during Thanksgiving dinner

That is actually my favorite holiday story so far. Laughed my ass off at that one. Ain't nobody goin' to Shanika's house next year, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 04:48 PM (kpCLl)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:48 PM (oCGCo)

202 You should all be out shopping and spending money. Racists!

Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 04:49 PM (BoE3Z)

203 Dammit !!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:49 PM (oCGCo)

204 You have to really be focused like a laser to fail like that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:48 PM (oCGCo)

I think you are too gracious and have given them an extra four or five centuries of undeserved progress.

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:50 PM (Cnqmv)

205 one for the clow H8trs:
http://is.gd/t57zGS

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at November 23, 2012 04:51 PM (G5lOH)

206 Ain't nobody goin' to Shanika's house next year, eh?
Posted by: Peaches

And she looks like such a lovely young woman too! Probably down to the last hunk of meat and Shanika was taking no prisoners.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:51 PM (G+Wff)

207 You should all be out shopping and spending money. Racists!

No thanks. If I ever value my life that lightly I can just drive over to Anacostia some evening and take a stroll.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:51 PM (oCGCo)

208 Aye all.
Mall was surprisingly empty at 4am when I dropped my wife off for work. First time I've been able to park on the bottom level of the parking garage.
Maybe it was slammed at midnight, but I remember the malls being packed all pre-dawn long.

Meh. Time to think of a Christmas gift I suppose.

Posted by: CAC at November 23, 2012 04:52 PM (pqRMJ)

209 182
You need this then, the UFO detector available on Amazon



Ha! Look at the Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed section.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 04:42 PM

This one I just HAD to look at;

The Best of David Hasselhoff

http://tinyurl.com/bbhmuao

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:52 PM (wwsoB)

210 alright which one of you guys did this?

http://is.gd/Vd4NDk

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 04:52 PM (8sCoq)

211 >Went to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house. We all hit the wine cabinet pretty hard. Last thing I remember we were all sitting around
laughing and joking. The next thing I remember is waking up in the ER with a nurse telling me that I attacked my friends, and the court
summons on charges of assault and battery.


Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM

Couldn't have been a Jets/Pats game on at the time?

Posted by: east of nowhere at November 23, 2012 04:52 PM (oC+c+)

212 200
Man allegedly attacked with serving fork during Thanksgiving dinner

That
is actually my favorite holiday story so far. Laughed my ass off at
that one. Ain't nobody goin' to Shanika's house next year, eh?


Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 04:48 PM (kpCLl)

I actually stabbed a kid with a fork in HS at lunch. I was eating late and these guys kept picking shit off my plate. I told them the next one that tried to grab something was going to get stabbed. I stabbed the fucker. The look on his face was priceless. He went to the nurse's office, and soon there after the "Man" shows up. What happen. I told him. End of story, finish your lunch.No one ever touched my lunch again.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 04:52 PM (wR+pz)

213 It is horrible enough that a Free Range Clown was allowed to cavort around and terrorize the crowd at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, but that he ups and DIES in front of horrified onlookers! He also had a female Free Range Clown that accompanied him. The only thing that could make all of this worse is if there were SPIDERS!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 04:53 PM (jucos)

214 @213

The fucking clown was 100 Lbs over weight.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 04:54 PM (wR+pz)

215 You know you're in for fun times when the first customer review you see of Best Of David Hasselhoff is this;

There is little doubt now that David Husselshaft is a major force in the music business these days. I've already been a fan for many years, but an amazing thing happened recently which I have to share. The doctor said my dog Cherish had only days to live. Desperate for any sign of recovery, I played this CD in the garage for him 24/7, and not only did my dog die, but so did 2 cats and all of my plants. My neighbor came down with a rare form of stomach virus, the one causes massive cramping and explosive diarrhea. Boy did I prove that doctor wrong!

The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.


Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:54 PM (wwsoB)

216
if you can see this...

is this something?

http://tinyurl.com/ccwwbbf


Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 04:55 PM (RRlrq)

217 It is horrible enough that a Free Range Clown was allowed to cavort
around and terrorize the crowd at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade,
but that he ups and DIES in front of horrified onlookers! He also had a
female Free Range Clown that accompanied him. The only thing that
could make all of this worse is if there were SPIDERS!


Or if they were killed by spiders while having public clown sex.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 23, 2012 04:55 PM (SY2Kh)

218 Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 04:52 PM (wR+pz)


I think you have dated yourself by telling this tale. Nowadays, the forker would be in juvie until 18, and the forkee would be getting SSDI payments for life.

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:55 PM (Cnqmv)

219 I suggest the sight people of walmart

Posted by: Link Guy at November 23, 2012 04:55 PM (aPAIU)

220 @194

I can not believe the morons haven't commented on the canned Unicorn meat at 194?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 04:56 PM (wR+pz)

221 It is horrible enough that a Free Range Clown was allowed to cavort around and terrorize the crowd at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, but that he ups and DIES in front of horrified onlookers!

That's nothing! You should have seen what happened when an entire 53-man roster of free range clowns showed up at the Meadowlands that night!

Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at November 23, 2012 04:56 PM (oCGCo)

222 @ 190 - Peaches and Sean, yep. We could shut all this shit down before 'Jeopardy' starts this evening but we've been fucked, sold down the river, you name it by every representative we've voted for and sent to Washington.

Pardon me while I get back to digging out the bunker.

Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 04:56 PM (HiqF8)

223 is this something?

http://tinyurl.com/ccwwbbf

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 04:55 PM (RRlrq)

Yes. it's disturbing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 04:57 PM (GsoHv)

224 If you have a thing for clowns, check out "Bingo the Clown" on Youtube or Bing video (screw Google). It's old, but deeply disturbing nevertheless. If anyone is suffering from, uh, withdrawals of any sort, you might want to forgo.

Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 04:58 PM (BoE3Z)

225 210 alright which one of you guys did this?


Is that situation best resolved with a crossbow or a longbow?

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 04:58 PM (z9HTb)

226 http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/54453/feelin-ducky/

Posted by: Metaphysical back boobs at November 23, 2012 04:59 PM (aPAIU)

227 is this something?http://tinyurl.com/ccwwbbfPosted by: soothsayer

That I have the same hair color as this cat is somewhat disconcerting.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:59 PM (G+Wff)

228 Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 04:56 PM (HiqF


Obama's Smart Diplomacy (TM) contends that it will be "fairer" when a belligerent Iran has nuclear weapons so that the muz world are ensured to have a "fair" shot!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 05:00 PM (Cnqmv)

229 http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/52607/no-interview-required/

Posted by: Metaphysical back boobs at November 23, 2012 05:00 PM (aPAIU)

230 You wan't me, don't you

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 23, 2012 05:00 PM (aPAIU)

231 The fucking clown was 100 Lbs over weight.


What a fat-ass!

Posted by: Michael Moore at November 23, 2012 05:01 PM (z9HTb)

232 Clowns scare the ever loving SHIT out of me. ALways have. My parents thought it was funny and continued to take me to those Shriners Club Pancake Breakfasts. The scars will last forever. So the answer is yes..... I had to kill them.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 05:01 PM (jucos)

233 Also, death to the jooooooooooos

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 23, 2012 05:01 PM (aPAIU)

234 232
Clowns scare the ever loving SHIT out of me. ALways have. My parents
thought it was funny and continued to take me to those Shriners Club
Pancake Breakfasts. The scars will last forever. So the answer is
yes..... I had to kill them.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 05:01 PM (jucos)
Yeahhhhh, definitely forgo "Bingo the Clown".

Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 05:03 PM (BoE3Z)

235 http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/5853744_460s.jpg

Posted by: Links guy at November 23, 2012 05:03 PM (aPAIU)

236 That's nothing! You should have seen what happened
when an entire 53-man roster of free range clowns showed up at the
Meadowlands that night!

Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at November 23, 2012 04:56 PM (oCGCo)

It still wasn't very nice of you to dick-slap them the way you did.
Oh, wait, what am I saying? It was AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 05:03 PM (kpCLl)

237 They’re not messing around, almost 40 Shia Muslims were killed yesterday.

(PressTV) — Thousands of Pakistani Shia Muslims are now receiving death threat text messages on their cellphones as pro-Taliban militants step up deadly campaign against the community members across the violence-ravaged country.

“Kill, Kill, Shias,” say the text warnings to members of the community.

The smear campaign comes a day after nearly 40 Shia Muslims were killed in three bomb attacks on religious gatherings in the southern port city of Karachi and the garrison city of Rawalpindi on Wednesday evening.

Heavily armed militants have targeted several religious ceremonies commemorating the martyrdom of Imam Hussain (peace be upon him) in different regions of Pakistan over the past week.

Human rights groups say hundreds of Shia Muslims have been killed in the violence-hit country so far this year.

Several citizens have expressed their deep concerns over the ongoing massacre and religious persecution of Shias across Pakistan.

Good news. Hope they kill each other all the time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:03 PM (jE38p)

238 I will rape your little boy

Posted by: Elmo at November 23, 2012 05:04 PM (aPAIU)

239 210 alright which one of you guys did this?
I'd think that straddling the statue the way he did would be painful on the winky.
Of course, when you are delusional and are perching naked on a large statue that probably isn't your biggest worry.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 05:04 PM (G+Wff)

240 If I ever get my fuckin' unicorn, I'm namin' it Shanika. 'Cause Stabby is taken.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 05:05 PM (kpCLl)

241 http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/5874640_460s_v1.jpg

Posted by: Female Mustache at November 23, 2012 05:05 PM (aPAIU)

242 237

...."Heavily armed militants have targeted several religious ceremonies
commemorating the martyrdom of Imam Hussain (peace be upon him) in
different regions of Pakistan over the past week.
I love irony. On Black Friday.

Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 05:06 PM (BoE3Z)

243 "A shopping spree in every newscast!" - tagline for FoxNews ad on the LSU - Arkansas game.

Wut.

Posted by: Looking Glass at November 23, 2012 05:06 PM (g3wOT)

244 Hrothgar, I don't get it.

I had a bad feeling as soon as talks of a cease-fire were brought up because Israel always caves to that shit. Why?

Especially when they're brokered by fucking Morsi. Is Bibi in that tight of a corner?

Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 05:07 PM (HiqF8)

245 Ok, even better: I looked up a defense attorney in Denver, and called the office to make an appointment. The lawyer I spoke to had a name that sounded familiar, so I went and looked at her picture. I think we went to HS together.

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 05:07 PM (HwgHt)

246 http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/5880776_460s_v1.jpg

Posted by: Letter to santa at November 23, 2012 05:07 PM (aPAIU)

247 Went to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house. We all hit the wine
cabinet pretty hard. Last thing I remember we were all sitting around

laughing and joking. The next thing I remember is waking up in the
ER with a nurse telling me that I attacked my friends, and the court

summons on charges of assault and battery.


Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM (HwgHt)


If this would have happened at my brother Fredo's place, I could have helped you with it.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at November 23, 2012 05:08 PM (QKKT0)

248 Man Punched in Face Pulls Gun On Line-Cutting Shopper...
--

I read this one because it happened in my neck of the woods. Someone hopped to the front of a long line and got into scuffles with the shoppers there. The line-jumper punched a guy in the face. The guy pulled a gun on him, and he (line-jumper) fled. The cops say the gun-puller had a permit and will not be charged with any crime.

Gotta love Texas.

Posted by: Mayday at November 23, 2012 05:08 PM (F3s39)

249 Man allegedly attacked with serving fork during Thanksgiving dinner

http://tinyurl.com/a6eeczj


Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:45 PM (wwsoB)

well that's what happens when you start cooking TDay dinner late and everyone was starving .

Posted by: willow at November 23, 2012 05:10 PM (hX8cq)

250 248
Man Punched in Face Pulls Gun On Line-Cutting Shopper...

Yeah. In Illinois, the guy would be doing twenty. Not the punched one.

Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 05:10 PM (BoE3Z)

251 I think you have dated yourself by telling this
tale. Nowadays, the forker would be in juvie until 18, and the forkee
would be getting SSDI payments for life.


Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:55 PM (Cnqmv)


True dat. This was in an upper class all white HS up North, where Yankees don't sell houses to Blacks, but love them when they clean up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 05:11 PM (wR+pz)

252 Is Bibi in that tight of a corner?
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 05:07 PM (HiqF

I don't believe he was before this fiasco, but from all accounts he is now.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:11 PM (jE38p)

253 Or I should say, this one. Be it Morsi or the U.N., Israel always backs down.

Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 05:14 PM (HiqF8)

254 Disturbing clowns? Put "the koko show" into the youtube search engine.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 05:14 PM (8cOY0)

255 I don't believe he was before this fiasco, but from all accounts he is now.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:11 PM (jE38p)

Oh, sure, that whole "sorry, I ain't got time for that" he got from Soetoro when he was at the UN last month did nothing to embolden the MB thugs. This shit is not gonna end well.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 05:14 PM (kpCLl)

256 Terminator 2 on AMC right now. I love this movie. Can't believe that is was done over 20 years ago

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 05:18 PM (jucos)

257 Be it Morsi or the U.N., Israel always backs down.
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 05:14 PM (HiqF

No wrong guys. Israel doesn't really back down to the UN and certainly not to Morsi, but it does often to the US President, especially when it does not play it's hand properly. The US was NOT pre-warned when they took out the Syrian Nuclear Plant. For Netanyahu to mass troops at the Gaza border for 10 days and broadcast that fact so loudly was an invitation to obama to stop him.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:18 PM (jE38p)

258
Greatest Beards In History (no homo)

-Abraham Lincoln
-mirror universe Spok
-Dan Fouts??

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 05:19 PM (RRlrq)

259 254
Disturbing clowns? Put "the koko show" into the youtube search engine.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 05:14 PM (8cOY0)
Did people really leave their kids alone with Koko?

Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 05:19 PM (BoE3Z)

260 Beer has female hormones in it. After you drink enough of it you can neither drive nor shut the hell up

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 05:20 PM (aPAIU)

261 Nevergiveup, how? They've done nothing more than to defend themselves by retaliating, blah, blah, blah, you know the story.

Aside from international pressure and the U.N. bullshit, they've done nothing different. Fuck Gaza, proceed with the ground invasion and force the Palestinians into Egypt.

Bulldoze what's left and make the territory viable and productive again.

Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 05:20 PM (HiqF8)

262
Worst Beards Ever

--James Lipton

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 05:20 PM (RRlrq)

263 No wrong guys. Israel doesn't really back down to the UN and certainly not to Morsi, but it does often to the US President, especially when it does not play it's hand properly. The US was NOT pre-warned when they took out the Syrian Nuclear Plant. For Netanyahu to mass troops at the Gaza border for 10 days and broadcast that fact so loudly was an invitation to obama to stop him.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:18 PM (jE38p)


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We have to remember also that there's a fairly large moonbat leftist population in Israel too. They're just as nationally suicidal as the leftists here.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 05:22 PM (ImKJe)

264 Bozo. Bozo the Clown. You've never heard of Bozo the Clown before?

Posted by: george costanza at November 23, 2012 05:22 PM (nkiQM)

265

Douchebags are always blowing each other up:

http://goo.gl/ot7fe

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 05:23 PM (TYO2p)

266 Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 05:07 PM (HwgHt)

Did you bang her in high school? And does she have a nice rack?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 05:24 PM (GsoHv)

267 266. Isn't alex female?

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 05:25 PM (aPAIU)

268 Nevergiveup, how? They've done nothing more than to defend themselves by retaliating, blah, blah, blah, you know the story.

Aside from international pressure and the U.N. bullshit, they've done nothing different. Fuck Gaza, proceed with the ground invasion and force the Palestinians into Egypt.

Bulldoze what's left and make the territory viable and productive again.
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 05:20 PM (HiqF

What are you referring to? My point is Netanyahu misplayed this. You can't mass troops and threaten to invade of 10 days. Sharon invaded the West Bank ASAP when he decided to do it and presented President Bush ( yes I know a different President altogether ) with a fait complete and then tightened the screws on Arafat. And especially with obama you act and act hard and fast. By dicking around at the border for 10 days, this was entirely predictable.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:25 PM (jE38p)

269 I think Bibi came off as a weak horse. If you call up the reserves, use them, clean the pali clocks, and promise more of the same next time as soon as FIRST fricking rocket hits a home anywhere in Israel.

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 05:25 PM (Cnqmv)

270
Someone metion he was acting kinda funny before he died.

PTUI!!!!!11!!!

Posted by: A Shark with a funny taste in his mouth at November 23, 2012 05:25 PM (lOmbq)

271 Okay but it's fairly obvious that Israelis and Palestinians cannot live in peace as neighbors. One or the other has to go.

Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 05:25 PM (HiqF8)

272 We have to remember also that there's a fairly large moonbat leftist population in Israel too. They're just as nationally suicidal as the leftists here.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 05:22 PM (ImKJe)


There are for sure moonbat leftists, but not "Large" but yes they exist. But by all accounts coming out of Israel, not many people are to happy the way Netanyahu handled this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:27 PM (jE38p)

273 By dicking around at the border for 10 days, this was entirely predictable.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:25 PM (jE38p)

Sad but true . . . Bibi ain't no Sharon and he ain't no Moshe Dayan. It's really unfortunate. This will not end well.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 05:27 PM (kpCLl)

274 iCarly's last episode tonight.

I am person ally disappointed that there has not been a Miranda Cosgrove sex tape leaked yet.

But itll come in the next three months.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 05:27 PM (I2LwF)

275 Okay but it's fairly obvious that Israelis and Palestinians cannot live in peace as neighbors. One or the other has to go.
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 05:25 PM (HiqF


No one is going anywhere. Such is life and death

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:28 PM (jE38p)

276 "By dicking around at the border for 10 days, this was entirely predictable."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:25 PM (jE38p)

I agree. While I don't think that this was a failure, there is certainly a perception that because of political concerns Israel did not do everything possible to protect its citizens.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 05:28 PM (GsoHv)

277 Disturbing clowns? Put "the koko show" into the youtube search engine.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 05:14 PM (8cOY0)


-------------------------------------------


There used to be a clown dunk-pool event at every OK state fair for a lot of years. The clown's name was Bobo, and if you bought a ticket to try and dunk him, he'd sit there and insult you (and I mean really fucking insult you). Fat people were his favorite mark.

People would come to the fair especially to see Bobo the Clown.

But, alas, our city fathers thought his act was too crude for the kind and gentler fair they wanted to have. Our loss.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 05:28 PM (ImKJe)

278 While I don't think that this was a failure, there is certainly a perception that because of political concerns Israel did not do everything possible to protect its citizens.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 05:28 PM (GsoHv)

Just by allowing obama to make Morsi a hero, this was an abject failure. And the timing of Morsi's "coup" was no coincidence!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:30 PM (jE38p)

279 274. o:

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 05:31 PM (aPAIU)

280
I agree. While I don't think that this was a failure, there is certainly a perception that because of political concerns Israel did not do everything possible to protect its citizens.


Feigning weakness, mayhaps? Someone the other day was questioning the reason for the Pali's antics and how that might have been a probe of Israel's defenses for their proxy Iran.

If that was the case, I can understand Bibi's response. I certainly wouldn't give my enemies any detailed info either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 05:32 PM (lOmbq)

281 We had a great Thanksgiving. Ate all Tehran turkey then went out and shot all the guns we got pre-Obama ban.

Posted by: megthered at November 23, 2012 05:32 PM (iR4Dg)

282 Oops, sorry Nevergiveup and Hrothgar, I'm commenting faster than I can think.

I agree that Bibi has not done this well. He should have gone all in, right now instead of fucking around.

Shock and awe is the only thing these animals understand.

Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 05:33 PM (HiqF8)

283 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:30 PM (jE38p)

Morsi's power grab was going to happen sooner or later. And Obama's fluffing of him was also expected.

Gaza is not an existential threat, but Iran is. And Israel taking out most of Hamas' rocket arsenal now makes an attack on Iran safer for Israel. Iron Dome can be deployed specifically to deter Iranian theater missiles that are much more accurate.

It was a strategic miscalculation on Iran's part, even though the short-term moderate political victory is theirs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 05:34 PM (GsoHv)

284 Krauthammer on cease-fire: Netanyahu didn’t want to “blow his relationship with Obama” on a ground war in Gaza.

Posted by: bayway48 at November 23, 2012 05:34 PM (KI7Dk)

285 Egypt's constitutional court wants to impeach Morsi for his take-over and for flouting Egypt's constitution. Problem is, Egypt's constitution was suspended in March.
Morsi waited for the Obama administration’s praise over the Israel-Hamas ceasefire to make the move. Fucking TFG. He really knows how to screw people over in order to further his agenda. I would love to see him impeached.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 05:35 PM (G+Wff)

286
Proxy = puppet masters.

Shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 05:35 PM (lOmbq)

287 People would come to the fair especially to see Bobo the Clown.



But, alas, our city fathers thought his act was too crude for the kind and gentler fair they wanted to have. Our loss.


First bear-baiting, now Bobo. And just try to get a gladiatorial contest approved by a modern city council.

Where is this bullshit all gonna end?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2012 05:37 PM (QKKT0)

288 Iron Dome can be deployed specifically to deter Iranian theater missiles that are much more accurate.

It was a strategic miscalculation on Iran's part, even though the short-term moderate political victory is theirs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 05:34 PM (GsoHv)

Iron Dome is really only for short range Missiles, not intercontinental. And yes i believe that main impetus for the "war" was to eliminate the FG 5 longer range ( 50 miles ) Iranian missiles from Gaza. But they should never have been allowed to be smuggled in to begin with and to trust Morsi to shut the spigot is well Disney Land stuff. But if the impetus was, as we both agree, to eliminate those missiles ( which they probably did from the air) why mobilize all those reservists and mass th armor and then back down? Only makes Israel look bad and Morsi look good. Netanyahu misplayed this badly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:40 PM (jE38p)

289 sagging, sad tattoos and piercings.\ What used to say "Foxy Lady" will then say "FXDY"
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:08 PM (G+Wff)

"Below the fold" will have a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Invictus at November 23, 2012 05:40 PM (OQpzc)

290 Krauthammer on cease-fire: Netanyahu didn’t want to “blow his relationship with Obama” on a ground war in Gaza.
Posted by: bayway48 at November 23, 2012 05:34 PM (KI7Dk)

What relationship?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:40 PM (jE38p)

291 265




Douchebags are always blowing each other up:



http://goo.gl/ot7fe

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 05:23 PM (TYO2p


I got no problem with that. Can we haz more?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 05:41 PM (wR+pz)

292 First bear-baiting, now Bobo. And just try to get a gladiatorial contest approved by a modern city council.Where is this bullshit all gonna end?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2012 05:37 PM (QKKT0)


---------------------------------------------


I really think that Bobo took too much business away from the rest of the midway. He'd always have 500-1000 people surrounding his booth with hardly anyone walking through the other games. The fucker made a lot of money for a carney.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 05:41 PM (ImKJe)

293 Netanyahu misplayed this badly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:40 PM (jE38p)

It's not over yet, although I agree with you to a point. Pretty expensive move if it was just a bluff.
As The Fred said, "This shit is going to get out of hand". I really think really soon.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 05:44 PM (wR+pz)

294 We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives
have become unmanageable. If it fits there's plenty of help available- for everyone

Posted by: DAve at November 23, 2012 05:44 PM (XDC0v)

295 It's not over yet, although I agree with you to a point. Pretty expensive move if it was just a bluff.
As The Fred said, "This shit is going to get out of hand". I really think really soon.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 05:44 PM (wR+pz)

Jut from a financial point of view, every time Israel has to call up a lot of reserves it hits the economy bad. It's not like the USA where a call op of reserves only effects those reserves and their families. And just the slobbering obama did over Morsi and by extension the Muslim BrotherHood was a disaster

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:47 PM (jE38p)

296 Inauguration day is right around the corner. How will the morons on this site be celebrating?

Posted by: Jon at November 23, 2012 05:48 PM (Ryl8r)

297 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:40 PM (jE38p)

Iran doesn't yet have the capability to launch an accurate ballistic missile (although I could be wrong). The immediate threat is something lower altitude that Iron Dome can handle, though obviously not as well as the truly short-range stuff coming out of Gaza.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 05:49 PM (GsoHv)

298 296 Buy more ammo of course

Posted by: DAve at November 23, 2012 05:49 PM (XDC0v)

299 >Inauguration day is right around the corner. How will the morons on this site be celebrating?


plotting my revenge

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 05:50 PM (8sCoq)

300 Meanwhile, inside another Walmart, we see hordes of people with the

collecive IQ of a half a glass of water fight over cell phones.

HEY !

Posted by: Half A Glass Of Water at November 23, 2012 05:50 PM (dCjum)

301 Inauguration day is right around the corner. How will the morons on this site be celebrating?
Posted by: Jon at November 23, 2012 05:48 PM (Ryl8r)


--------------------------------------------------


There won't be any MFM or cable news on, that's for sure. I'll probably plop myself down right here with the rest of the morons. Otherwise, I'm just going to try to make it a normal day for me.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 05:51 PM (ImKJe)

302 Heh. Revenge. Angry posts on a website?

I look forward to two new SC justices. Bring 'em on!

Posted by: Jon at November 23, 2012 05:51 PM (Ryl8r)

303 Iran doesn't yet have the capability to launch an accurate ballistic missile (although I could be wrong). The immediate threat is something lower altitude that Iron Dome can handle, though obviously not as well as the truly short-range stuff coming out of Gaza.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 05:49 PM (GsoHv)

The immediate threat from Iran is not their ballistic missiles as you corectly point out are still in their infancy, but by their proxies in Lebanon and Gaza. Which is why they went after those longer range missiles from Iran in Gaza. And what ever Gaza had Hezbellah in Lebanon has 100 times more. But Hamas will re-arm with in a few months, you and I both know that. Morsi will not stop them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:52 PM (jE38p)

304 WH Christmas tree showed up. Moochie breaking out the Mao ornaments as we speak.

Posted by: IBT at November 23, 2012 05:53 PM (2t6Gz)

305 Inauguration day is right around the corner. How will the morons on this site be celebrating?


I'll drive by the Baker's Union Local hall, pointing and laughing.


Then, I'll go home and deep fry some Twinkies from my stash in hot oil warmed by a bonfire of $100 bills.

Posted by: fluffy, working for The Man! at November 23, 2012 05:53 PM (z9HTb)

306 Enjoy your bark soup, dunce.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 05:56 PM (QupBk)

307 I think a correspondent that walks around and tests the IQ of Obama voters at the event would be some, sick good entertainment.
Q: Name the 3 different branches of our government.
A: Branches? Is this about a tree or somethin'?
Mock them and show the world how ignorant they are. Don't forget the celebrities that will attend as well.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 05:56 PM (G+Wff)

308 You're misunderstanding Netanyahu's play here.

He improved his position going into the Jan 22 election.

He hasn't been able to muster the parliamentary support needed to hit Iran, and he hopes this election will do it.

He gained an incremental benefit, smoked out more Iranian involvement, showed the technological prowess of drones & iron dome (hint: he showed that hezbollah can be thwarted without another ground war), and has forced the remainder of the debate to be on his terms.

Mideast politics are very different than American politics.

No one in the Mideast wants peace. Everyone wants to kill their enemies and get away with it. Netanyahu just did, and will now be viewed as stronger because of it.

Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 05:57 PM (NKWFJ)

309 Then, I'll go home and deep fry some Twinkies from my stash in hot oil warmed by a bonfire of $100 bills.
Posted by: fluffy, working for The Man! at November 23, 2012 05:53 PM (z9HTb)


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Before you spark that flame, I need to talk to you about a fun give-away.


Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 05:57 PM (ImKJe)

310 Netanyahu just did, and will now be viewed as stronger because of it.
Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 05:57 PM (NKWFJ)


That might have been his intent and plan, but the people of Israel see it differently and they are mad at how he handled this and he is losing support rather than gaining it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:59 PM (jE38p)

311 He gained an incremental benefit, smoked out more Iranian involvement, showed the technological prowess of drones iron dome (hint: he showed that hezbollah can be thwarted without another ground war), and has forced the remainder of the debate to be on his terms. Mideast politics are very different than American politics. No one in the Mideast wants peace. Everyone wants to kill their enemies and get away with it. Netanyahu just did, and will now be viewed as stronger because of it.
Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 05:57 PM (NKWFJ)


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Then why is it that I read on another blog that Bibi's popularity is waning in Israel?

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:00 PM (ImKJe)

312 not something you see everyday

http://tinyurl.com/a2y66x4

Posted by: BignJames at November 23, 2012 06:00 PM (rlFQ+)

313 297,

The immediate threat is ChemWeapons launched from Lebanon if Israel strikes Iran. The Iranian f5 missle is almost certainly there, can hit TelAviv, and can be mounted with chemical warheads.

See my above post. Netanyahu has shown he can stop those missiles with Iron Dome and facerape ground targets in Lebanon with drones, no need for ground troops this time.

Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 06:01 PM (5g2Fy)

314 @310


Way over my head.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 06:02 PM (wR+pz)

315 Four years ago I went on retreat during the inauguration. I was in 200 year old former farmhouse with nobody else and no TV or computer or papers. Just a serene setting. It was a very restful spiritually enriching couple of days. While so many people were celebrating the secular messiah I was spending time with the one I consider the real Messiah.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 06:02 PM (gVYZk)

316 Before you spark that flame, I need to talk to you about a fun give-away.


I would love to share some with you, but The Man! tracks those things. Burn only, otherwise the only kindling they will give me is floorboards of foreclosed orphanages. Floorboards just don't burn as evenly.

Posted by: fluffy, working for The Man! at November 23, 2012 06:02 PM (z9HTb)

317 Looks like Arkansas is going to fuck this up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 06:04 PM (wR+pz)

318 The Iranian f5 missle is almost certainly there, can hit TelAviv, and can be mounted with chemical warheads.

See my above post. Netanyahu has shown he can stop those missiles with Iron Dome and facerape ground targets in Lebanon with drones, no need for ground troops this time.

Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 06:01 PM (5g2Fy)

The FG 5 missile can not reach Tel Aviv from Lebanon. However they do have longer range missiles in Lebanon.And Iron Dome can only stop a certain percentage of the Missiles fired and there are nowhere enough Iron Dome batteries and will not be for a long long long time. Not to mention that the topography in Lebanon makes it much harder to hit and eliminate them from the air.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 06:04 PM (jE38p)

319 I think I will schedule so time away next year too. When so many people are struggling I just don't want to see Obama and Michelle and their conspicuous consumption and their celebrating sycophants

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 06:04 PM (gVYZk)

320 I would love to share some with you, but The Man! tracks those things. Burn only, otherwise the only kindling they will give me is floorboards of foreclosed orphanages. Floorboards just don't burn as evenly.
Posted by: fluffy, working for The Man! at November 23, 2012 06:02 PM (z9HTb)


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Maybe the floorboards don't, but the orphans do.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:05 PM (ImKJe)

321 It may wain a bit. But their culture is different.

Come election day he doesn't want to be likable or popular. He wants to be viewed as strong and victorious.

Listen I'm not saying I agree or disagree, just trying to remove a bit of the veil from Mideast politics. They think in really different terms than us, and we often mistakenly assume otherwise.

Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 06:05 PM (DzWOc)

322 Do sluts call there private parts "public parts".

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:06 PM (aPAIU)

323 Come election day he doesn't want to be likable or popular. He wants to be viewed as strong and victorious.


Most Israelis I know do NOT view what just occured as being strong or victorious.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 06:07 PM (jE38p)

324 Reading the WH menu for Thanksgiving looked like an artery clogging festival.
I guess food dictates are for the little people.

Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 06:07 PM (G+Wff)

325 Parks

Posted by: BignJames at November 23, 2012 06:07 PM (rlFQ+)

326 322
Do sluts call there private parts "public parts".




Why do you ask? Just SHOW ME THE MONEY.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 23, 2012 06:07 PM (wR+pz)

327 Tattoos don't bother me. I think a lot of them are stupid, but I'm not bothered by them.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:08 PM (DoZD+)

328
317Looks like Arkansas is going to fuck this up.

Fuck what up?

Posted by: wheatie at November 23, 2012 06:08 PM (ICEh3)

329 Do sluts call there private parts "public parts".
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:06 PM (aPAIU)


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Nope, they call it a tax loophole.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:08 PM (ImKJe)

330 Yep, the Hog's are fucking it up.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 06:09 PM (wR+pz)

331 Maybe the floorboards don't, but the orphans do.


We aren't allowed to burn them.


Yet.



Posted by: fluffy, working for The Man! at November 23, 2012 06:09 PM (z9HTb)

332 @328

CBS Football AR vs LSU

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 06:09 PM (wR+pz)

333 I really don't care what the Obamas had for Thanksgiving dinner. Nor do I care about their Christmas tree. In fact, most of the time I couldn't care less what Michelle is wearing.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:10 PM (DoZD+)

334 327
Tattoos don't bother me. I think a lot of them are stupid, but I'm not bothered by them.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:08 PM (DoZD+)

Yeah, they are SOOO attractive when you are 60, if you are still in the circus.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 06:11 PM (wR+pz)

335 In fact, most of the time I couldn't care less what Michelle is wearing.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:10 PM (DoZD+)

Depends or a strap on. Which day we talking about?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 06:12 PM (wR+pz)

336
332@328

CBS Football AR vs LSU

Ah. Okay, thx...wasn't watching it.

Posted by: wheatie at November 23, 2012 06:13 PM (ICEh3)

337
I think that Netanyahu played this about as well as he could have. There was never a strong intent to invade Gaza. That would be a tactical and propaganda morass.

Regardless of how careful the IDF was in Gaza, "civilians" would be killed in ground war. It would have been really ugly. And to gain what? Keep the Arabsl/Hamas/ Palestinians out? Regardless of how many victories the Israelis have on the ground, the US, or the EU or the UN will make them give it back. What is the point in expending the soldiers in the IDF if they have to give it back next year?


Egypt is falling apart financially, economically, politically. They can't feed themselves. This was all a charade to get a "cease fire" and allow Obama to get Congress to buy into his "peace plan" and fork over billions to keep the Egyptian crap game afloat. As someone else wrote, the Egyptians don't have the logistic support to actually invade Israel, sustain their army in the field. They will be fighting among themselves again shortly. That's what Arabs do. And Hamas will continue to take potshots at Israel, but Netanyahu is "hoping" that Morsi puts some kind of restraint on them - not much- but just lowering the intensity of the barrage.


Don't give the Arabs and Persians, Sunni and Shia, a strong enough reason to unite, like fighting Israel. Give them enough time and they will be fighting amongst themselves again. That's what they do - their insane tribal feuding.


I think Netanyahu is trying to conserve their force and manpower against the day when it mayactually get out of control and they have to fight to keep their borders secure keep out the wild mobs of Arabs. Until then, let the Arabs fight amongst themselves in Syria and Egypt. If you give them enough time, the Arabs and Persians will be fighting each other. Maybe the stupid Turks will join in.

Patience and restraint in this type of "war" is the hardest notion to muster. Netanyahu looks like a wimp, but he is trying to keep Israel secure in a world that is either uninterested one way or another or just wants the Jews to die and stop being a nuisance.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 23, 2012 06:13 PM (Md8Uo)

338 Saw "Expendables II" last night. It was sad.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:13 PM (ImKJe)

339 Come election day he doesn't want to be likable or popular. He wants to be viewed as strong and victorious.

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Are you talking about Bibi or Bronco Bama

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:13 PM (jucos)

340
Saw "Expendables II" last night. It was sad.





The Chuck Norris scenes were awesome.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:14 PM (DoZD+)

341 Arkansas needs to score a TD with 1:26 left and no timeouts. If LSU doesn't go to a Prevent-Victory defense, it's over.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 06:15 PM (QupBk)

342 319
I think I will schedule so time away next year too. When so many people
are struggling I just don't want to see Obama and Michelle and their
conspicuous consumption and their celebrating sycophants

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 06:04 PM (gVYZk)
I am disconnected from them in a profound sense. They are like remote royalty cavorting around and doing whatever. I have no interest because they do not have any relation to my life. Hating them not descriptive. They're just irrelevant to me - disdain is the best word to describe what I feel.
Oh, one more thing, I just want them to stay away from me. I would hate to be associated with them.

Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 06:15 PM (BoE3Z)

343
Do sluts call there private parts "public parts".



Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:06 PM (aPAIU)

How the hell would we know? Go fuck yaself, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:15 PM (kpCLl)

344 Saw Red Dawn this afternoon. It was better than I expected.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:15 PM (DoZD+)

345 The Chuck Norris scenes were awesome.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:14 PM (DoZD+)


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Chuck and Bruce were the only two that looked like they could hold their own in an action film. The rest of them, though.........sad, really sad.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:18 PM (ImKJe)

346 Saw "Expendables II" last night. It was sad.
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That's because Dennehy and Paul Anka weren't in it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:19 PM (jucos)

347 Don't break someone's heart, they have only one. Break there bones, they have 206.

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:20 PM (aPAIU)

348 @341


TEN Points not seven, the game IS over.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 06:20 PM (wR+pz)

349 Saw Red Dawn this afternoon. It was better than I expected.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:15 PM (DoZD+)

good to know, katya . . . not a movie person, myself, but the bff has been poppin' wood in anticipation of that one for months. ridiculous, really . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:21 PM (kpCLl)

350 http://www.hookersandbooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/5552800_460s.jpg
A pussy in a school girls outfit

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:22 PM (aPAIU)

351 OH, shit LSU didn't get a field goal so it is just seven.

Come on overtime!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 06:22 PM (wR+pz)

352 That's because Dennehy and Paul Anka weren't in it.


Don't make assumptions. Brian Dennehy did not appear in the credits.


Watch it on freeze-frame during the parking garage scene.

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 06:23 PM (z9HTb)

353 I have been enlisted by my 8 year old to go and see Wreck-it-Ralph. I hope it is good.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:23 PM (jucos)

354 CBS must have run 20 commercials in the last two minutes of that game.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 06:24 PM (wR+pz)

355 353
I have been enlisted by my 8 year old to go and see Wreck-it-Ralph. I hope it is good.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:23 PM (jucos)
Well, maybe your tinnitus will flare up or something. Can hope and pray anyway.

Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 06:25 PM (BoE3Z)

356 I have been enlisted by my 8 year old to go and see Wreck-it-Ralph. I hope it is good.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:23 PM (jucos)

I'm sure anything you do with your 8-year-old will be a pure joy.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:26 PM (kpCLl)

357 350
A pussy in a school girls outfit

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Sure, if by "pussy in a school girls outfit" you mean "picture that says 'no hotlinking'"

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 23, 2012 06:27 PM (c16IJ)

358 I did everything I could think about to get out of it. Didn't work. I am going whether I want to or not. I feel bad for her because the older kids are out having fun with their friends tonight doing older kids stuff.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:27 PM (jucos)

359 353
I have been enlisted by my 8 year old to go and see Wreck-it-Ralph. I hope it is good.

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It is very good.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 23, 2012 06:28 PM (c16IJ)

360 I'm sure anything you do with your 8-year-old will be a pure joy.


Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:26 PM (kpCLl)
That's, uh, what I meant to say.

Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 06:28 PM (BoE3Z)

361 EU budget summit fails (see Drudge). What a surprise . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:28 PM (kpCLl)

362 #90

Frederick's core customer base historically has been transvestites.

Posted by: epobirs at November 23, 2012 06:30 PM (kcfmt)

363 I'm sure anything you do with your 8-year-old will be a pure joy.


Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:26 PM (kpCLl)
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That's true. God am I ever an ass.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:31 PM (jucos)

364 I wish I could RT everyone here, but sadly, this is not Twitter so I'll just have to remember some of the best comments. BTW, we are doomed.

Posted by: Barbara at November 23, 2012 06:34 PM (XO+CB)

365 363
I'm sure anything you do with your 8-year-old will be a pure joy.





Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:26 PM (kpCLl)

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That's true. God am I ever an ass.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:31 PM (jucos)
Y'all have made me ashamed of myself. I'll have to call Mom now.

Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 06:35 PM (BoE3Z)

366
Sure, if by "pussy in a school girls outfit" you mean "picture that says 'no hotlinking'"



Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 23, 2012 06:27 PM (c16IJ)

Copy link, paste in your browser.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 06:35 PM (wR+pz)

367 362
#90

Frederick's core customer base historically has been transvestites.



Posted by: epobirs at November 23, 2012 06:30 PM (kcfmt)


I don't know about that.

Posted by: Mrs Barney at November 23, 2012 06:36 PM (wR+pz)

368 Frederick's core customer base historically has been transvestites.
Posted by: epobirs at November 23, 2012 06:30 PM (kcfmt)


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Along with the 5' 2" 230 lb. female beauties.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:37 PM (ImKJe)

369 That's true. God am I ever an ass.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:31 PM (jucos)
Nah, you the best, buddy! : Enjoy your date!

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:37 PM (kpCLl)

370 Nah, you the best, buddy! : Enjoy your date!
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:37 PM (kpCLl)
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She is in my ear right now thanking me profusely. Makes me feel even worse. Time for my date. Later all!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:38 PM (jucos)

371 I wish I could RT everyone here

WTF is RT? Anything like the Maine Surprise? Cause we don't do that (well, most of us, I'm sure there are a few).

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:39 PM (kpCLl)

372 We had two shot outside our local Walmart.

Even made Drudge.

I'm so proud.

Posted by: Just End It Already, Lord! at November 23, 2012 06:41 PM (/ZcAq)

373 went to the gun store for black friday: stocked up on rifle ammo. almost bought a Mauser, but it didn't pass headspace, and i don't do wall guns.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2012 06:42 PM (8MasJ)

374 371: whats a maine surprise

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:43 PM (aPAIU)

375 We had two shot outside our local Walmart. Even made Drudge. I'm so proud.
Posted by: Just End It Already, Lord! at November 23, 2012 06:41 PM (/ZcAq)


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I would be too. It's what it's all about nowdays. Anyone hit?

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:44 PM (ImKJe)

376 Dreaming of a threesome ...waking up with the Maine sisters beside ya....SURPRISE!!!

Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 06:44 PM (LBpsZ)

377
According to an article over at the Daily Calker:

"Jeb Bush said to be considering 2016 run"

Oh gawd no.

Posted by: wheatie at November 23, 2012 06:44 PM (ICEh3)

378 372: i live in nebraska, so we get a shooting maybe once a month

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:44 PM (aPAIU)

379 whats a maine surprise


Hold still...

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 06:45 PM (z9HTb)

380 Lincoln to be exact

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:46 PM (aPAIU)

381 whats a maine surprise
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:43 PM (aPAIU)


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If you're not from Maine, you don't want to know. If you're from Maine, you don't want to know.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:46 PM (ImKJe)

382 Anyone hit?
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:44 PM (ImKJe)


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Oops. Read it, "two shots at Walmart today". So it IS two shot at Walmart. You do have a reason to celebrate.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:49 PM (ImKJe)

383 374 371: whats a maine surprise
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:43 PM (aPAIU)

read back to a post from this morning.

Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 06:50 PM (azmhu)

384 377
According to an article over at the Daily Calker:

"Jeb Bush said to be considering 2016 run"

Oh gawd no.
Posted by: wheatie at November 23, 2012 06:44 PM (ICEh3)



They want me!!! They really want me!!!

Posted by: SMOD looking better and better. at November 23, 2012 06:50 PM (cwuc2)

385 Big gun show in Dallas this weekend, my first since the 'election'. I'll bet this crowd will be the most pleasant, well-mannered, friendly, and patriotic folks you'd ever meet. I'm going, to look for some 'supplies'.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 23, 2012 06:52 PM (kxlCQ)

386 I'd try for the Midwest vote, but it's not vibrant enough.

Posted by: Jebbers at November 23, 2012 06:52 PM (60GaT)

387 What does a girl have to do to get a Maine Surprise around here?

Posted by: Olympia Snowe at November 23, 2012 06:52 PM (z9HTb)

388 "Jeb Bush said to be considering 2016 run"

*pulls .45 out of drawer*

Blam!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 23, 2012 06:53 PM (fThmH)

389 Kill me now

Posted by: Floridian at November 23, 2012 06:53 PM (aPAIU)

390 386. pulls out M4

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:54 PM (aPAIU)

391 The UN wants our drones for there own use.
Pulls out Boeing designed death ray

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:55 PM (aPAIU)

392 Big gun show in Dallas this weekend, my first since the 'election'. I'll bet this crowd will be the most pleasant, well-mannered, friendly, and patriotic folks you'd ever meet. I'm going, to look for some 'supplies'.
Posted by: EROWMER at November 23, 2012 06:52 PM (kxlCQ)


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It was all that at the gun show last weekend in OKC. Like, you know, civilized.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:55 PM (ImKJe)

393 We had two shot outside our local Walmart.



Even made Drudge.



I'm so proud.

Way to get in the holiday spirit!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:56 PM (kpCLl)

394 Barbara - I agree, we are screwed!

Posted by: CarolT at November 23, 2012 06:57 PM (z4WKX)

395 Jeb Bush is the last nail in the coffin, the last inch of burning fuse, the bullet with your name on it, the tolling bell, the siren in the distance, the mushroom cloud, the corpse that stirs, the dark basement, the policeman that isn't a policeman anymore.

I am leaning against voting for him; what's his stance on taxing dividend income?

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 06:58 PM (bWwMZ)

396 Jeb Bush is the last nail in the coffin, the last inch of burning fuse, the bullet with your name on it, the tolling bell, the siren in the distance, the mushroom cloud, the corpse that stirs, the dark basement, the policeman that isn't a policeman anymore. I am leaning against voting for him; what's his stance on taxing dividend income?
Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 06:58 PM (bWwMZ)


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Probably no better than your first paragraph.


Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 07:01 PM (ImKJe)

397 Bedlam football in OK tomorrow. I think I may be psyched for this.....or not.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 07:05 PM (ImKJe)

398 As seen on Facebook: "Only in America will we riot and fight each other over a cheap TV the day after we give thanks for everything we have."

Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 07:06 PM (HiqF8)

399 Washington-Washington State goes to OT 28-28.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 07:06 PM (QupBk)

400 As a Husky, I hope the Cougars clean their clock.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 23, 2012 07:07 PM (0Db2g)

401
Washington-Washington State goes to OT 28-28.

Ugh!

Posted by: Mark at November 23, 2012 07:08 PM (gFvrL)

402 A dude who supplies arms to Syria was bumped off in a Russian city.

Check Insty.

Also, Insty has a story of a HQ-style attempted murder.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 07:08 PM (bWwMZ)

403
"As a Husky, I hope the Cougars clean their clock."

I'm a Husky, too, but I'd never entertain such a thought.

Posted by: Mark at November 23, 2012 07:09 PM (gFvrL)

404 "Only in America will we riot and fight each other over a cheap TV the day after we give thanks for everything we have."

Well, if they'd just give us even more free shit, we wouldn't have to resort to this.

Posted by: ObamaPhone Gal at November 23, 2012 07:10 PM (vbh31)

405 I'm feeling traitorous today.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 23, 2012 07:10 PM (0Db2g)

406 The Huskies just Coug'ed it.

Posted by: Mark at November 23, 2012 07:11 PM (gFvrL)

407 As a Husky, I hope the Cougars clean their clock.


As a Corgi, I don't give a rat's ass.

Posted by: Corgi at November 23, 2012 07:11 PM (z9HTb)

408 The Huskies just Coug'ed it.

Free, at last!

Posted by: A hairball at November 23, 2012 07:13 PM (vbh31)

409 As a person who finds football dull, I hope they all die

Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 07:14 PM (aPAIU)

410 A dude who supplies arms to Syria was bumped off in a Russian city.

Why is everyone looking at me? I am as innocent as a whistle.

Posted by: Ziva David at November 23, 2012 07:15 PM (hO9ad)

411 "Jeb Bush said to be considering 2016 run"

Oh gawd no.


Posted by: wheatie at November 23, 2012 06:44 PM (ICEh3)

What the Republican Party needs now is a Unifying Presidential Dynasty, and I am only to willing to offer my services to make this a reality (for a modest fee of course)!
41, 43, 45 here we come!

Posted by: Karl Rover at November 23, 2012 07:15 PM (Cnqmv)

412 31-28 WSU

Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 07:16 PM (QupBk)

413 A dude who supplies arms to Syria was bumped off in a Russian city

The GRU probably mistook him for a reporter.

Posted by: Dictatorship at November 23, 2012 07:17 PM (dREhW)

414 As seen on Facebook: "Only in America will we riot and fight each other
over a cheap TV the day after we give thanks for everything we have."


And all of them are Obama voters.

Posted by: WTF Do I Know at November 23, 2012 07:19 PM (HtUdo)

415 393
We had two shot outside our local Walmart.



Even made Drudge.


I'm so proud.

Way to get in the holiday spirit!!!


Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:56 PM

The Wally World on Crenshaw?

Shots outside of Walmart there is called "Wednesday"



Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 07:20 PM (wwsoB)

416 Cheap TV's are all I got to offer at the moment. In a year or two, inventory should expand greatly during the riots.

Posted by: Rotting carcass of a once great nation at November 23, 2012 07:22 PM (dREhW)

417 I'm pretty sure this must have happened somewhere today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx0z9FjxP-Y

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 07:27 PM (wwsoB)

418 We should rename Black Friday as Obama Friday because to the victor goes the spoils. Free shit for everyone!!!!

Posted by: Darth Rove at November 23, 2012 08:37 PM (zLmDc)






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