Overnight Open Thread (23 Nov 2012)

Howdy morons! Hope y'all had a nice Thanksgiving. I'm fighting through a multiple turkey sandwich induced coma to bring you the ONT tonight so bear with me here.

Well the Red Dawn remake has finally hit theaters and is on track to pull in $20M by Sunday (cost $65M to make). I don't think I'll be seeing it, especially since they changed the bad guys to the Norks. May as well have been Smurfs. Although in real life, apparently the Norks are going to try to live up to their Red Dawn remake cred by trying to have a successful long range ballistic missile test.

Tweet Of The Day

Well, a few days ago anyway. From Maggie's Farm.

While we're on the topic of genitalia, here's the Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals based on ER data.

1. Bicycles (1,212)
2. Razors, scissors and clippers (1,089)
3. Zippers (951)
4. Bathroom falls and mishaps (81
5. Basketball (309)
6. Baseball and softball (240)
7. Skiing and snowboarding (182)

Damn zippers are claiming quite a few victims. Obviously some people just didn't learn from There's Something About Mary. I wonder if rochambeau was 8th? Here are some of the details on some of those ER visits.
VAGINAL INJURY FROM SLIPPING AND HIGH HEEL SHOE WENT INTO VAGINA.

5YOM WAS PLAYING WITH FIRECRACKER (TYPE P) & IT WENT UP HIS SHORTS & BURNED HIM.

PT WAS SWINGING HAMMER AND HIT SELF IN GROIN

AT A CLUB LAST NIGHT AND FELL OFF A SPEAKER LANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE SPEAKER, BRUISING R LABIA

18 PT WAS AT A PARTY DANCING AND WAS ACCIDENTLY KNEED IN THE PENIS BY DANCE PARTNER CONTUSION PENIS


Gun Maintenance

Since gold, guns and ammo seem to be the staples of the Obama economy, it's best you morons bone up on your gun maintenance procedures.


h/t Theo Spark

Pokerface

I don't think this will help much, especially if you end up like Pelosi or some other celebretard. Manhattan Doctor Introduces "Pokertox" To Help Give Card Players A Poker Face.

Shockwaves

Boom!

Weirdest Bars

I might just have to add this list to my bucket list. The Weirdest Bars In The World.

The Missing Benghazi Situation Room Photo

So the most open and transparent administration Won't Release Photos Of Obama's Team During The Benghazi Attack. Probably because it looks something like this:

Doggeh Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by last ditch beer home defense:


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Comments

1 Ooo...oooo....am I first?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 09:35 PM (GEICT)

2 I am! What do I win CDR M?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 09:36 PM (GEICT)

3 Third, bitchez!

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:36 PM (kpCLl)

4 my penis needs to be hurt

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at November 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ZRoGl)

5 Knowing me, I'd forget that I'd set up the last ditch beer home defense and set it off.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at November 23, 2012 09:38 PM (dCjum)

6 Pelosi? Poker face? Not even with your poker,

Posted by: Love Brunettes at November 23, 2012 09:39 PM (A8lyI)

7 Pugs are the best.

Posted by: Witchfinder at November 23, 2012 09:40 PM (k6Kwi)

8 An overenthusiastic girlfriend can cause oral injury to your Mr. Happy.

Not fun.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:40 PM (bWwMZ)

9 top ten!

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 09:40 PM (jDjlM)

10 Did home-made c*** rings make the list of things that can hurt Mr. Happy ?

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at November 23, 2012 09:40 PM (dCjum)

11 For just a second I thought the bulldog had arms. I blame the turkey.

Posted by: joncelli at November 23, 2012 09:41 PM (CWlPF)

12 Oh, and why is it always pugs that get saddled with antlers/cute clothes/other humiliating things?

Posted by: joncelli at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (CWlPF)

13 So, damaging one's genitals the good old-fashioned way doesn't even make the top 7 anymore? We are doomed.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (kpCLl)

14 Tbqfh, the stretch from thanksgiving to Christmas is my least favorite time of the year.

Only holiday themed booze makes it tolerable.

Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (jKE+l)

15 8 An overenthusiastic girlfriend can cause oral injury to your Mr. Happy.

Not fun.
Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:40 PM (bWwMZ)



The true Rule #1: No Teeth!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 09:42 PM (GEICT)

16 And by that I mean simple over-use.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:43 PM (kpCLl)

17 I was at Fisherman Wharf in SF when the Blue Angels did a show. Unbelievable. Why they do them in Blue hell cities is beyond me.

Shock wave knocked my beer off the table at our restaurant.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:43 PM (wR+pz)

18 4
my penis needs to be hurt


Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at November 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ZRoGl)

Call me, I can make it happen.

Posted by: Barney at November 23, 2012 09:44 PM (wR+pz)

19 That bulldog was completely high! I've always said that a dog with his head out the window (or in front on a jetski) is having the equivalent of doggie cocaine, and that video bears me out.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:45 PM (mKMj1)

20 my penis needs to be hurt


Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at November 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ZRoGl)

Gimme an address and I'll be right over.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at November 23, 2012 09:46 PM (IDypm)

21 French bulldogs are like cute stupid pugs with shifty personalities.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 09:47 PM (I2LwF)

22 Don't most big star actresses use a stunt vagina?

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:47 PM (bWwMZ)

23 17
I was at Fisherman Wharf in SF when the Blue Angels did a show. Unbelievable. Why they do them in Blue hell cities is beyond me.

Shock wave knocked my beer off the table at our restaurant.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual

I think they do it to keep up the morale of those of us trapped in Blue hell. It's amazing when they're flying over the Financial District during practice. You can tell the Red State types, we run to our windows, fling up the blinds, and gawk unashamedly.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:47 PM (mKMj1)

24 I'm sitting in the kitchen while the others are in the living room watching a movie; I can hear it but don't want to be stuck in front of the TV watching it (I hate watching movies unless I really want to see them and my attention span is minimal).

Bad me.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 23, 2012 09:47 PM (iFl7N)

25 pelosi poker face? how about pelosi puncher face?

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 09:48 PM (jDjlM)

26 And by that I mean simple over-use.


Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:43 PM (kpCLl)


Ah yes. It was fun being young. You wouldn't know it looking at me now, but when I was younger I was quite the dashing figure...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:50 PM (DaUUd)

27 I'd pay good money to see San Fran Nan getting a Maine Surprise.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:50 PM (kpCLl)

28 I had a fat chick riding me cowboy style one time and she kind of bent it. I got better though.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 09:50 PM (I2LwF)

29 and don't forget, as Christmas approaches, "There were shepherds Joe Biden in the field." Because many sheep claim to graduate in the top half of their lawn school class.

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 09:50 PM (jDjlM)

30
pelosi poker face? how about pelosi puncher face?

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 09:48 PM (jDjlM)

That would be a Pelosi poker inna face...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:51 PM (DaUUd)

31 16
And by that I mean simple over-use.


Posted by: Peaches

I don't know that 'over-use' is really all that likely. By the time he's getting...um, oversensitive, so are you.

Unless there's a factor I'm unaware of?

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:51 PM (mKMj1)

32 4. Bathroom falls and mishaps (81
Hey, it's not very funny with sunglasses for the 81 guys who fell on their dicks in the shower!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 09:51 PM (nkiQM)

33 Ah yes. It was fun being young. You wouldn't know it looking at me now, but when I was younger I was quite the dashing figure...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:50 PM (DaUUd)

Don't get me started.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:52 PM (bWwMZ)

34 I'd pay good money to see San Fran Nan getting a Maine Surprise.


Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:50 PM (kpCLl)


There are some things a pig just won't do.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:52 PM (DaUUd)

35 28
I had a fat chick riding me cowboy style one time and she kind of bent it. I got better though.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 09:50 PM (I2LwF)


I don't believe I'd a told that.

You know the joke.

Posted by: The Black Preacher at November 23, 2012 09:52 PM (wR+pz)

36 By the time he's getting...um, oversensitive, so are you.

I was talking about myself, Dianna. Why would I care if some guy's dick hurt?

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:53 PM (kpCLl)

37 "Skyfall" review.

Short review:



"Goldberg. Rube Goldberg."



Slightly longer review:



If you ever thought, "Hey, Khan would have made a great Bond villain", have I got the movie for you.



Longer review:



Visually arresting film; great use of color and light. Well-written but
poorly plotted. Loved the use of a central theme with supporting
recurrent motifs, but too many scenes seemed a result of, "Hey, this
would be really cool. How do we get there?" Simply put, the movie
doesn't constantly strain credulity, it picks it up over its head and
smashes its back over its knees. I'm not talking about "C'mon, nobody
could take a beating like that", I'm talking about things like elaborate
traps being sprung in locations that the characters have just arrived
at randomly. Which brings us to the villain...



Javier Bardem made this film. He's a stunning actor. Like all of
the classic Bond villains, he has an obsession that gives him power (in
this case, by Coupon Companion">computer hacking),
and we've got the requisite scene of him passionately monologuing about
it to Bond. And he uses that power to spin his evil plot, but in a way
that would have depended upon him knowing random events in advance.
Worse yet, the culmination of his plot involves him not using any
computer cleverness whatsoever but doing something he could have easily
accomplished in a darkened doorway with a gun. Hence, Rube Goldberg. It
bordered on comical.



Still, I loved it, simply because it was a Happy 50th party to Bond. With by Coupon Companion">Casino Royale,
the owners of the franchise deliberately made Daniel Craig's Bond a
very different animal, and turned their backs on the tropes of by Coupon Companion">Bonds
past to make a fresh start (remember his answer to "Shaken, or
stirred"? A defiant, "Do I look like I give a damn?"). It was a good
move, but with Craig's third outing, they made the equally canny
decision to bring him back home. I won't spoil anything, but they
enthusiastically bring back a few things old Bond fans know and love,
with an ending that brings him full circle.



So, as a visual treat, it's great. As a film, it's got too many plot
holes to keep you in a willing suspension of disbelief. But as cultural
comfort food, it's satisfying as hell.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 23, 2012 09:53 PM (celt+)

38 a Maine Surprise? Is that like waking up next to Olympia Snowe?

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 09:53 PM (jDjlM)

39 Evening all. Drinking and catching up on TWD.

My 'Dores got embarrassed by Marist. Fucking Marist? Really guys?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 09:53 PM (Ai+tZ)

40 I had a fat chick riding me cowboy style one time and she kind of bent it. I got better though.
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 09:50 PM (I2LwF)

Every Moron takes off his hat, places it over his heart, and bows his head.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:53 PM (bWwMZ)

41 http://tinyurl.com/b4edwh2
Great moments in football & failure to obtain prescription glasses.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:53 PM (KCvsd)

42 Unless there's a factor I'm unaware of?


Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:51 PM (mKMj1)


Rug burns

Don't get me started.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:52 PM (bWwMZ)


These days getting me started takes all week...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:54 PM (DaUUd)

43 Red Dawn has been corrected. Politically.


Just one more reason to not give Hollywood any money.


Later, all.

God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 23, 2012 09:54 PM (vIRPd)

44 Why would I care if some guy's dick hurt?


Posted by: Peaches

Ah!

Carry on, then!

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:55 PM (mKMj1)

45 Sorry, pasted that from another site I posted it on, didn't notice the coupon crap.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 23, 2012 09:55 PM (celt+)

46 Assault with a friendly weapon.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/btb4rcv

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 23, 2012 09:55 PM (VlXYw)

47 I was talking about myself, Dianna. Why would I care if some guy's dick hurt?


Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:53 PM (kpCLl)


o.O

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:56 PM (DaUUd)

48 #32, Want nightmares? Think of accidentally dropping a straight razor while shaving in the shower.

Oh so many ways to get horribly lacerated in unpleasant places having that happen.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 09:56 PM (KCvsd)

49 Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 23, 2012 09:53 PM (celt+)


Did you get the irony of the bad guy's fortress?

The movie upended a whole host of Bond cliches.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:56 PM (bWwMZ)

50 Truman, some things are better left unsaid.


DC, you ever have any better luck groping a Cougar?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 09:56 PM (GEICT)

51 I'm watching the original Andromeda Strain from 1971.

Some movie stand the test of time. The remake sucked donkey balls.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2012 09:56 PM (Mkhiu)

52 @41

I read the story in the NY Slime. Three TD in 52 seconds scored against the Jets. Only three time have three TD's been scored in less than a minute.

The record. 48 seconds. And who's fucking team do you think that would be?

The fucking Panthers in the 4th Quarter to lose to Atlanta.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:57 PM (wR+pz)

53 sorry, that wasn't very Christmas-y.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 09:57 PM (kpCLl)

54 Why would I care if some guy's dick hurt?


Posted by: Peaches


I thought we were friends.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:57 PM (bWwMZ)

55 look, a schlong is like a starfish, break it and it grows back. I'd be more worried about fracturing my skull after a slip, which would be less likely if my aim were better.

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 09:58 PM (jDjlM)

56 Rug burns I have had: knees, butt, shoulders...I am not going to share the details on that last. But it was worth it.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:58 PM (mKMj1)

57 The fucking Panthers in the 4th Quarter to lose to Atlanta.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 09:57 PM (wR+pz)


There is NO advantage that we cannot overturn.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:58 PM (DaUUd)

58 And first cut and paste any cut and paste jobs you do from other web pages or from e.g. Word into Notepad first, Taro, then cut and paste that into the com-box to avoid the effed-up spacing.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 09:59 PM (nkiQM)

59 I thought we were friends.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 09:57 PM (bWwMZ)


I dunno, working you till you're raw seems pretty friendly to me...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:00 PM (DaUUd)

60 @57

When they stop selling beer at Bank of America Stadium, the Panthers think it's time to go home.

I have given all my SIX club seats for the rest of the season to the wounded warriors at Bragg.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 10:01 PM (wR+pz)

61
Did you get the irony of the bad guy's fortress?


---------------

I missed that. But I loved the inversion of the climactic "good guy commandos attacking the villain's lair" trope.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 23, 2012 10:01 PM (celt+)

62 I spent most of yesterday watching a kitten camera. It made my Thanksgiving a really pleasant day.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:01 PM (mKMj1)

63 look, a schlong is like a starfish, break it



*all of the Horde Morons cringe*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:01 PM (DaUUd)

64 Rug burns I have had: knees, butt, shoulders...I am not going to share the details on that last. But it was worth it.
Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:58 PM (mKMj1)

I had a Chinese girlfriend who could and would do a handstand up against a wall, naked.

Damn, I miss her sometimes.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:01 PM (bWwMZ)

65 56 Rug burns I have had: knees, butt, shoulders...I am not going to share the details on that last. But it was worth it.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:58 PM (mKMj1)




Sacred Moron honor demands you share the details.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 10:02 PM (GEICT)

66 oh goody, one of the cat crapped on the floor and I just stepped in it. Like election night all over again

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:02 PM (jDjlM)

67 2. Razors, scissors and clippers.

One needs a keen eye and a steady hand.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2012 10:02 PM (BAS5M)

68 There is NO advantage that we cannot overturn.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 09:58 PM (DaUUd)


eh...overCOME...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:02 PM (DaUUd)

69 Thanks, Andy. Will do.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 23, 2012 10:02 PM (celt+)

70 in "Lolita", Sue Lyon was only 14. Old maid....

Posted by: Roman Polanski, raconteur at November 23, 2012 10:02 PM (Dll6b)

71 And there are doggie photos buried in my sock from www.linkiest.com (formerly conservative grapevine).

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 10:03 PM (nkiQM)

72 65
56 Rug burns I have had: knees, butt, shoulders...I am not going to share the details on that last. But it was worth it.



Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:58 PM (mKMj1)


You know the saying at AoSHQ.


Pictures, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 10:03 PM (wR+pz)

73 I missed that. But I loved the inversion of the climactic "good guy commandos attacking the villain's lair" trope.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 23, 2012 10:01 PM (celt+)

Man, I would love to talk more about it, but spoilers and all that.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:04 PM (bWwMZ)

74 I have given all my SIX club seats for the rest of the season to the wounded warriors at Bragg.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 10:01 PM (wR+pz)

In some places showing disrespect to a soldier like that can get you fired...just ask that Stone douchetwat.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:04 PM (DaUUd)

75 @68

I think overturn is more better.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 10:04 PM (wR+pz)

76 Sacred Moron honor demands you share the details.

Posted by: BCochran1981

I was much younger and very much more single, back then, and my guy reads here. He even comments, now and again.

So, no.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:05 PM (mKMj1)

77 @74

I thought of that, but remember some of these guys will be from the home town of whomever the Panther's are losing to, so they will enjoy the game.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 10:06 PM (wR+pz)

78 Yeah, it's a pain, Taro. Even cutting and pasting something from the HQ site itself will do that although it's usually not bad for just taking a one paragraph HQ quote to requote.

And congratulations on the (celt+) hashtag!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 10:06 PM (nkiQM)

79 BC, negative. Not for lack of trying though.

If at first, you don't succeed, etc, etc.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 10:06 PM (Ai+tZ)

80 I was much younger and very much more single, back then, and my guy reads here. He even comments, now and again.

So, no.


Don't want to give him any ideas, eh?

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 10:06 PM (HwgHt)

81 Rug burns I have had: knees, butt, shoulders...I am not going to share the details on that last. But it was worth it.


Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:58 PM (mKMj1)


*reminiscing* you know, I think her parents still have that old Thunderbird sitting in their driveway...I should see if they'd sell it. Surely they've forgotten me by now. Eh...how long does a restraining order stay in effect?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:07 PM (DaUUd)

82 I have given all my SIX club seats for the rest of the season to the wounded warriors at Bragg.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 10:01 PM (wR+pz)


Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 10:07 PM (kpCLl)

83 Pictures, or it didn't happen.




Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual

Geez, who would that be blackmail material for?

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:07 PM (mKMj1)

84 I was much younger and very much more single, back then, and my guy reads here. He even comments, now and again.

So, no.
Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:05 PM (mKMj1)


Cool.

BTW, hello, fellow Bay Area HQ person.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:07 PM (bWwMZ)

85 44 Why would I care if some guy's dick hurt?


Posted by: Peaches

Ah!

Carry on, then!
Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:55 PM (mKMj1)


Some dicks are national treasures.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:08 PM (I2LwF)

86 I thought of that, but remember some of these guys
will be from the home town of whomever the Panther's are losing to, so
they will enjoy the game.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 10:06 PM (wR+pz)


Good point...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:08 PM (DaUUd)

87 76 Sacred Moron honor demands you share the details.

Posted by: BCochran1981

I was much younger and very much more single, back then, and my guy reads here. He even comments, now and again.

So, no.
Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:05 PM (mKMj1)



Lol. No one was asking for names or identifying scars and moles.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 10:08 PM (GEICT)

88 Don't want to give him any ideas, eh?


Posted by: Alex

I don't know that either his back or mine would survive it - you pass 45, and I don't care what you do, you just aren't quite that limber, any more.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:09 PM (mKMj1)

89 ... andthe black guy says, if Eve was made from a rib, did she taste like bobbycue sauce..? ba-da-boom

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:09 PM (jDjlM)

90 Some dicks are national treasures.
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:08 PM (I2LwF)


Thomas Jefferson's dick is in the Smithsonian.

They call it a model of the Saturn V rocket, but that's bullshit.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:10 PM (bWwMZ)

91 79 BC, negative. Not for lack of trying though.

If at first, you don't succeed, etc, etc.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 10:06 PM (Ai+tZ)




Yeah, one of these days I'm gonna lose a finger.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 10:10 PM (GEICT)

92 and why is the dog wearing the thing that says "I love strawberry fruit rollups"..?

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:11 PM (jDjlM)

93 BTW, hello, fellow Bay Area HQ person.

Posted by: eman

Well! Hi, back!

Doesn't knowing you're not alone help a whole hell of a lot?

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:11 PM (mKMj1)

94 Because I love you all almost as much as I love bacon, here is a re-post from an earlier thread.

One of the things I am most thankful for this year is my cheap-assed
brand new direct-from-China Ainol Novo 7 Fire Android tablet.

(the Chinese probably don't
appreciate how "Ainol Fire" sounds to American ears when it is said out
loud)

If you are thinking about getting yourself or a loved one a cheap Chinese Android tablet you should consider
this inexpensive ($160) yet surprising high quality little marvel. It's designed and built for he domestic Chinese market; but uses high quality components competes with the Kindle Fire HD, Google Nexus 7, iPad mini, and others inthe 7" class of tablets.

The Novo 7 Fire is a 7 inch Google certified tablet that
is arguably as good spec-wise as the Google Nexus 7 and a fraction of
the price. You can find many comparison and demo videos of it on
YouTube.

I bought mine on a lark from an outfit called McBub in
the heart of the ChiCom electronics manufacturing district for $159.99. I
added an HDMI out cable and it was shipped by DHL and showed up on my
doorstep a couple of weeks after I ordered it.

It works great -
especially at playing hi-def video (720p 1080p) and as a Kindle substitute. I hooked mine up with
the HDMI cable to TVs in many hotels - it works great. (As many of you
know, a guy gets lonely on deployments and it's always nice having a
high-res portable library of hand selected video content with you!). It can also take a 32 GB micro SD card. That's a lot of episodes of Longmire or Back Room Casting Couch. With an "on-the-go" USB host cable you can also connect a thumb drive of pretty much any size.

http://tinyurl.com/AinolNovo7Fire

Anyway,
if you are in the market for a cheap Chinese tablet you should consider
this one. And no, McBub and Ainol are not kicking anything back to me; I
am just impressed with my latest toy and I want to share it with the
Moron 'verse.

Happy Thanksgiving +1.

Stay turgid, morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 23, 2012 10:11 PM (yEYe7)

95 I had a roommate in college who kept trying to catch me and my boyfriend (now hubby ) in the act. Then she would give us a boring lecture on what sinners we were. Hated her.

Posted by: jmel at November 23, 2012 10:11 PM (c+D8V)

96 Good evening.

So how much weight did we all gain?

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2012 10:12 PM (LUnTP)

97 you pass 45, and I don't care what you do, you just aren't quite that limber, any more.


Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:09 PM (mKMj1)


yeah, that's the part of the commercial for that amazing back stretcher thing that hangs you upside down, the 70 year old dude says "And I feel GREAT!" director says "CUT!" and the paramedics put the 70 year old dude on the gurney and start the morphine drip...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:12 PM (DaUUd)

98 Rapey Rapey time

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 23, 2012 10:12 PM (aPAIU)

99 mmhhhmmm morphine

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 10:13 PM (aPAIU)

100 92
and why is the dog wearing the thing that says "I love strawberry fruit rollups"..?

Posted by: mallfly

Because it's a pug, and all it will do, no matter how you humiliate it, is look mildly put-upon?

The owner told him it meant "bacon".

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:14 PM (mKMj1)

101 Some dicks are national treasures.
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:08 PM (I2LwF)


Ahh, your mother's been telling you stories about me again?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 10:14 PM (Ai+tZ)

102 95, Wow, that is one impressive case of projection.

Posted by: Tonestaple at November 23, 2012 10:14 PM (gvVlx)

103 Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 23, 2012 10:11 PM (yEYe7)

Snake!
I heard you were dead!

Posted by: ChrisP at November 23, 2012 10:15 PM (G+4K3)

104 95 I had a roommate in college who kept trying to catch me and my boyfriend (now hubby ) in the act. Then she would give us a boring lecture on what sinners we were. Hated her.
Posted by: jmel at November 23, 2012 10:11 PM (c+D8V)

So what did she say after the threesome?

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:15 PM (I2LwF)

105 Doesn't knowing you're not alone help a whole hell of a lot?


Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:11 PM (mKMj1)


Not really. All these Carolina morons and you'd think one or two of them would show up to a meetup. So far I've met four roonz/roonettez IRL and only one of them was a NC moron.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:15 PM (DaUUd)

106 @99

You got that right. I got run over by a woman on a cell phone, while I was riding a bike. She broke three of my ribs and punctured my lung.


That morphine drip is the best!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 10:16 PM (wR+pz)

107 Doesn't knowing you're not alone help a whole hell of a lot?
Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:11 PM (mKMj1)

Damn right. My office mate is a fellow Con and he and I endure the hippies that surround us.

Actually, my fellow co-workers are very cool and very smart, but they are Democrats by reflex and I look past that to see the decent people that they are.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:16 PM (bWwMZ)

108 #55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLdk2C25Z14

Posted by: epobirs at November 23, 2012 10:16 PM (kcfmt)

109 Then she would give us a boring lecture on what sinners we were. Hated her.

Posted by: jmel at November 23, 2012 10:11 PM (c+D8V)


Well, you know, it is kind of polite to at least stop when you have company...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:17 PM (DaUUd)

110 Yeah, one of these days I'm gonna lose a finger.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 10:10 PM (GEICT)


Depending where and how you lose it, may be a fair trade.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 10:17 PM (Ai+tZ)

111 Do you get rug burns from sex with Biden before he got the plugs?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 10:17 PM (nkiQM)

112
103Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 23, 2012 10:11 PM (yEYe7)

I thought he'd be taller.

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 10:17 PM (/NgNT)

113 My minion probably voted for Obama. It's none of my business, and I haven't asked. Mostly because I don't want to become any more depressed about the whole thing than I already am.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:18 PM (mKMj1)

114 So what did she say after the threesome?

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:15 PM (I2LwF)


Nothing, her mouth was full.

*i'm so going to hell..."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:18 PM (DaUUd)

115 re 111: did he get hairplugs there, too? Or are you just asking because he's a fuckhead? If I were sober that would come out funny.

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:19 PM (jDjlM)

116 111
Do you get rug burns from sex with Biden before he got the plugs?


Posted by: andycanuck

That is so wrong on so many levels that I am saved from an unwanted visual by the swirling, kaleidoscopic confusion of unhappy images!

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:20 PM (mKMj1)

117 Actually, my fellow co-workers are very cool and very smart, but they are Democrats by reflex and I look past that to see the decent people that they are.

I used to be able to do that....nowadays, not so much. I actually show great restraint by not stabbing them.

Posted by: Icedog at November 23, 2012 10:20 PM (9ScGj)

118 So what did she say after the threesome?

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:15 PM (I2LwF)


Dear Penthouse, I never thought something like this could happen to a guy like me...

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:20 PM (bWwMZ)

119 And can someone take the remainder of this here pecan pie? I don't need any more.

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2012 10:20 PM (LUnTP)

120 110 Yeah, one of these days I'm gonna lose a finger.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 10:10 PM (GEICT)

Depending where and how you lose it, may be a fair trade.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 10:17 PM (Ai+tZ)




If I lost it there, I'd never be having sex again on account of the paralyzing fear.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 10:21 PM (GEICT)

121 114: yes, but you'll have company

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 10:21 PM (aPAIU)

122 Rules for a threesome:

1) she picks the girl
2) she gets the facial

Everything we is negotiable.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:21 PM (I2LwF)

123 And can someone take the remainder of this here pecan pie? I don't need any more.

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2012 10:20 PM (LUnTP)


Trade you a pumpkin for it. Leave yer mitts offa my sweet potato pie though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:21 PM (DaUUd)

124 Else*

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:22 PM (I2LwF)

125 Trade you a pumpkin for it. Leave yer mitts offa my sweet potato pie though.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:21 PM (DaUUd)

So...tempting...but no, no trades necessary. Just...just take it.

*Looks longingly at pie, bites lip*

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2012 10:23 PM (LUnTP)

126 re 122: what about "I'm the only guy"?

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:23 PM (jDjlM)

127 If I lost it there, I'd never be having sex again on account of the paralyzing fear.





Posted by: BCochran1981

To say nothing of the trauma for the poor lady involved!

"I only just started belly dance lessons!"

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:23 PM (mKMj1)

128 Favorite fish?


http://tinyurl.com/cpbx77v

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 10:23 PM (wR+pz)

129 Pretty raw in here tonight.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 10:23 PM (DoZD+)

130 Don't you want to lose your finger with me

Posted by: Helen Thomas' Vagina Dentata at November 23, 2012 10:24 PM (aPAIU)

131 it's early, katya, come back at midnight

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:24 PM (jDjlM)

132 I accidentally burned my ballsack with a cigarette once. Shit happens.

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 10:24 PM (8sCoq)

133 re 122: what about "I'm the only guy"?

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:23 PM (jDjlM)


Rules for a threesome:



1) she picks the girl

2) she gets the facial



Everything we is negotiable.





Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:21 PM (I2LwF)


so...kind of understood...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:24 PM (DaUUd)

134 Stir in a tad of Jack Daniel's to a pumpkin pie batch before baking.

You will be pleased.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:24 PM (bWwMZ)

135 Roberto! Where ya been? Don't tell me you went and got a real life or something.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 10:24 PM (Ai+tZ)

136 >Pretty raw in here tonight.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 10:23 PM (DoZD+)


do you need kittehs?

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 10:25 PM (8sCoq)

137 College football Power rankings for 2012:

SEC
(Big drop off)
Big 12
PAC-12
Big 10
ACC
Mountain West
Independents
MAC
WAC/Big East (toss up)
C-USA
Sun Belt

In my opinion.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:25 PM (I2LwF)

138 You, i touched your slimy scrotum.

Posted by: Cigarette at November 23, 2012 10:26 PM (aPAIU)

139 129
Pretty raw in here tonight.

Posted by: katya the designated driver

Result of it being Friday, and far, far too much family togetherness, I suspect.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:26 PM (mKMj1)

140 re 133: so it's okay if Richard Simmons shows up?

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:26 PM (jDjlM)

141
I accidentally burned my ballsack with a cigarette once. Shit happens.


Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 10:24 PM (8sCoq)



uh...yeah...thanks for sharing...OK, who's next?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:26 PM (DaUUd)

142 I touched a fatasses vagina

Posted by: Cigar at November 23, 2012 10:26 PM (aPAIU)

143 136
>Pretty raw in here tonight.



Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 10:23 PM (DoZD+)

Raw? You don't know anything about raw.

When Barney forgets the KY, honey, I am not happy.

Posted by: Mrs Barney at November 23, 2012 10:27 PM (wR+pz)

144 Can i burn your ballsack

Posted by: Clinton at November 23, 2012 10:27 PM (aPAIU)

145 I know two guys who are married to beautiful Japanese women and both gals are belly dancers.

I hate both of those guys like you would not believe.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:28 PM (bWwMZ)

146 re 133: so it's okay if Richard Simmons shows up?

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:26 PM (jDjlM)


.

.

crap

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:28 PM (DaUUd)

147 WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS

Posted by: hillary RODham Clinton at November 23, 2012 10:28 PM (aPAIU)

148
132
Happened to me once when I was listening to Credence in the car. It wasn't really a cigarette though.

Posted by: The Dude at November 23, 2012 10:28 PM (8cOY0)

149 So you morons, what was your favorite thanksgiving foodstuff. mine was the mashed potaters.

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 10:29 PM (aPAIU)

150 122 Rules for a threesome:

1) she picks the girl
2) she gets the facial

Everything we is negotiable.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:21 PM (I2LwF)



Does she also get the mushroom stamp?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 10:29 PM (GEICT)

151 Sorry. I didn't know there'd be hell toupée for that joke.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 10:29 PM (nkiQM)

152 Oh, before I forget!

On the need of supporting one's local Ewok: Amazon Sales.

http://www.blu-ray.com/deals/?ref=5

Still lots of good DVD and bluray sale prices going through the weekend. Kill Bill for $4 bucks each, Cabin In The Woods for $8, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man movies for $8, Iron Man 2 for $4, Pulp Fiction for $4, Shutter Island for $5, Firefly for $13, Breaking Bad seasons 1-4 DVD for $10 bucks each, Supernatural for $10 bucks, Walking Dead for $8...go on now and go get ya some!

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2012 10:30 PM (LUnTP)

153 Speaking of men's jewels and bikes..

Many men do not know ED is a possible side-effect of lots of bicycle riding, depending on the seat you use.

Cycling and Erectile Dysfunction

So how can bicycling lead erectile dysfunction? Prolonged pressure on
the tissues of the perineum (the area of the groin between the penis and
anus) can damage blood vessels and nerves responsible for an erection,
and spending excessive amounts of time in the same position on the
saddle may cause temporary erectile dysfunction. This damage may become
permanent if the tissues are continually damaged and not allowed to
recover.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 23, 2012 10:30 PM (UTq/I)

154 WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS
Posted by: hillary RODham Clinton at November 23, 2012 10:28 PM (aPAIU)

Hillary has a bionic strap-on that was stolen from the KGB.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:30 PM (bWwMZ)

155 I just called my congresscritter, Baghdad Jim McDermott a fool on his Facebook page, and someone actually responded with, "How dare you." I didn't know people still said that.

Posted by: Tonestaple at November 23, 2012 10:30 PM (gvVlx)

156 I hate both of those guys like you would not believe.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:28 PM (bWwMZ)


Like I said...it was fun being young...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:30 PM (DaUUd)

157 Where ya been? Don't tell me you went and got a real life or something.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 10:24 PM (Ai+tZ)

DC!

Just been kept busy at woik. How's things in the land of Towson?

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2012 10:31 PM (LUnTP)

158 Does she also get the mushroom stamp?


I wouldnt be so quick to advertise unless a Smurf could live in the mushroom that makes it. I mean, if you are going to go with truth in advertising, you have to have to goods.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:32 PM (I2LwF)

159 WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS

Posted by: hillary RODham Clinton at November 23, 2012 10:28 PM (aPAIU)


Bwing it on big guy!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 23, 2012 10:32 PM (DaUUd)

160 @103

Snake!
I heard you were dead!

I have a few sequels or a remake left in me, especially now that I see that Nancy Pelosi has teamed up with the evil Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.

(side note: Escape from L.A. was set in 2013 and the President was kind of a selfish, narcissistic prick.)

Stay turgid, Morons

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 23, 2012 10:32 PM (yEYe7)

161 Hillary has a bionic strap-on that was stolen from the KGB.
Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:30 PM (bWwMZ)



Is that what that reset button was for then?

Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2012 10:33 PM (dKV5k)

162 Speaking of men's jewels and bikes...
That's why I ride girls' bikes.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at November 23, 2012 10:33 PM (nkiQM)

163 Who said its strap on. I turn your coagulated blood into steel.

Posted by: hillary RODham Clinton at November 23, 2012 10:33 PM (aPAIU)

164 Hillary Clinton and Barney Frank... now there's a threesome.

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:33 PM (jDjlM)

165 This damage may become

permanent if the tissues are continually damaged and not allowed to

recover.




Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 23, 2012 10:30 PM (UTq/I)


Yeah, that's it, it's the bike seat. Those drug I took in college had nothing to do with it, yeah. I feel much better now.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, The One Who Eats Dogs at November 23, 2012 10:33 PM (wR+pz)

166
Truman-
I agree with your assessment,the SEC is about the best in football right now.

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 10:33 PM (/NgNT)

167 "Won't Release Photos Of Obama's Team During The Benghazi Attack. "

Wasn't it already announced that His Awesomeness went to bed after being bored for 90 minutes, then headed off to Las Vegas to campaign?

Doesn't matter though, he can always do some photo ops with a dead ambassador and some dead ex seals. Those photo ops solve everything.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2012 10:33 PM (jLiVY)

168 Is that what that reset button was for then?
Posted by: CDR M at November 23, 2012 10:33 PM (dKV5k)

Yep. It also works great for finding water in the desert.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 10:34 PM (bWwMZ)

169 I just called my congresscritter, Baghdad Jim McDermott a fool on his
Facebook page, and someone actually responded with, "How dare you." I
didn't know people still said that.



Swords at dawn?

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 10:34 PM (z9HTb)

170 Dentata is for weaklings, i just do a maine surprise with my penis of steel

Posted by: hillary RODham Clinton at November 23, 2012 10:34 PM (aPAIU)

171 Remember, in a MMF threesome it's only gay if the heads touch. ....and never, ever, make eye contact!

Posted by: Icedog at November 23, 2012 10:35 PM (9ScGj)

172 "I just called my congresscritter, Baghdad Jim McDermott a fool on his
Facebook page, and someone actually responded with, "How dare you." I
didn't know people still said that.
"

But, "Baghdad Jim McDermott" IS a fool, and has proven it time and time again! That's why he keeps getting elected in this God forsaken state!

Posted by: ChrisP at November 23, 2012 10:35 PM (G+4K3)

173 Enguarde.
Flashes penis katana

Posted by: hillary RODham Clinton at November 23, 2012 10:36 PM (aPAIU)

174 Don't worry about anyone stealing that cherry beer of yours. You can keep that all to yourself.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at November 23, 2012 10:36 PM (nZvGM)

175 Its up to you, fluffy; under the Code Duello, the challenger gets to pick the weapons

Posted by: DaveinNC at November 23, 2012 10:36 PM (/NgNT)

176 CDR M! Good to see you have the watch shipmate! I think I saw the "how to clean your Glock" video from the same series as the one you posted. Very informative, I must say.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:36 PM (DaUUd)

177 I have occilated between Indio Beer and Scotch for the last week. Yesterday it was Yuengling and Old Rasputin. Tonight I'm giving my stomach a rest and having hot chocolate with marshmallows. I am a prudent man.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 23, 2012 10:36 PM (JKNDp)

178 I'm a bit of a prude. Let's talk about ZOMBIES!!!

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 10:36 PM (DoZD+)

179 Can i have my dog sandwich now.

Posted by: Obumber on 9/11 at November 23, 2012 10:37 PM (aPAIU)

180 re 171: I've seen MMF porno scenes where it almost looks like the woman is in the way.

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:37 PM (jDjlM)

181 I forgot to suggest that, Fluffy. I sowish I had. I just wasted some time explaining elementary economics to them.

Posted by: Tonestaple at November 23, 2012 10:37 PM (gvVlx)

182 Is that what that reset button was for then?

Posted by: CDR M

Every time I look at that, I cringe. It took me a couple minutes to spell it out - I was never what you'd call the best Russian linguist ever - but once I did, I yelled, "Oh, for pity's sake! Really? What the fuck? You just told the Russians that they're frauds!"

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:37 PM (mKMj1)

183 178: you want to talk about me?

Posted by: Helen Thomas' Vagina Dentata at November 23, 2012 10:37 PM (aPAIU)

184 and never, ever, make eye contact!

Posted by: Icedog at November 23, 2012 10:35 PM (9ScGj)


but a high 5 is still OK, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:37 PM (DaUUd)

185 I am surprised broken penis from girl on top sex didn't make the top ten.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 23, 2012 10:38 PM (JKNDp)

186 You want Raw, i will show you raw.
oooooooohhhhhhaaaaaa We will know whats in the fucking bill once we pass it ooooooooooooooggodddddddddddddddd

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi in Orgasm at November 23, 2012 10:39 PM (aPAIU)

187 172, you can't blame the entire state for McDermott. He is exclusively the responsibility of 80% of the residents of King County.

Posted by: Tonestaple at November 23, 2012 10:39 PM (gvVlx)

188 AFN is showing 'Lawrence of Arabia' right now, but it 's hard to enjoy when you keep hoping a JDAM is going to take out all the characters....

Posted by: Icedog at November 23, 2012 10:40 PM (9ScGj)

189 186. ummm okay then (Barfs on Screen)

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 10:40 PM (aPAIU)

190 Mmm. Dog sandwich.

Get me a pug on rye and hold the mayo or Michelle will cut off my tiny balls.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at November 23, 2012 10:40 PM (nkiQM)

191 As a bike guy I can tell you that most of the idiot hipsters on fixed gear bicycles do not have their saddles set up properly. Combined with the idiocy of skinny jeans, the males should be rendered sterile from continued cycling.

Assuming the ignoring red lights, stop signs, traffic laws, and operating brake-less bicycles doesn't render them unviable beforehand.

Bicycles saddles are saddles, not seats, they aren't designed to carry all of your body weight. Your legs are supposed to carry half the load. Any excess weight on your arms or hands is going to lead to major problems just as excess weight on the saddle is going to squish your plumbing.

They ride as a fashion statement and manage to piss off pedestrians, drivers, and other cyclists alike. Fuck those lemmings, and ruining everything they suddenly find fashionable every 5 minutes.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 10:40 PM (KCvsd)

192 hahahaha, these kids are throwing a little Nerf football and Youngest Son just told this girl she throws like a girl...and then she nailed him in the head with it...



she really does throw like a girl though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:41 PM (DaUUd)

193 Orence! Orence!

Posted by: little arab boy at November 23, 2012 10:42 PM (nkiQM)

194 191: AHH the new rant smell

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 10:42 PM (aPAIU)

195 Rug burns I have had: knees, butt, shoulders...I am not going to share the details on that last. But it was worth it.
Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 09:58 PM (mKMj1)

you should know it is extremely unlikely anything you did is nearly as bad as the things coming to mind from your refusal to share.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2012 10:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

196 oh, goody, a new thread theme! Bicycle seats, Namcy Pelosi, and telling which odor is witch.

Posted by: mallfly at November 23, 2012 10:43 PM (jDjlM)

197 kinda cute though, with her blue hair...in an anime cartoon sort of way...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:43 PM (DaUUd)

198 I prefer imported french rye bread with imported french poodle for breakfast. ALSO A Shitzu for brunch

Posted by: Helen Thomas' Vagina at November 23, 2012 10:43 PM (aPAIU)

199 Does anyone else feel hungry because of that pug

Posted by: Helen Thomas' Vagina at November 23, 2012 10:44 PM (aPAIU)

200 she really does throw like a girl though.


Posted by: GGE

If she can hit what she throws at, it's all good!

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:44 PM (mKMj1)

201 Its up to you, fluffy; under the Code Duello, the challenger gets to pick the weapons


That's what I get for typing like I pay by the letter.


"Did they challenge you to a duel? Will it be swords at dawn?"

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 10:45 PM (z9HTb)

202 Robert, Towson is fine, but it's getting chilly and my Jimmy Buffet Syndrome is kicking into high gear.


I think we might actually do it this year, since my state too, a vote and decided that I should be punished for having an alarm clock.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 10:45 PM (Ai+tZ)

203 You just gotta have blue hair

Posted by: JAPANESE LOLLY at November 23, 2012 10:45 PM (aPAIU)

204 you should know it is extremely unlikely anything
you did is nearly as bad as the things coming to mind from your
refusal to share.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2012 10:43 PM (Z9EHQ)


See now, that's what made some of those older movies worth watching...and some of the older fashions...just filling in the missing pieces with your imagination.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:45 PM (DaUUd)

205 Gold Hair is where its at

Posted by: Super Saiyan at November 23, 2012 10:46 PM (aPAIU)

206 Also shaved eyebrows

Posted by: Super Saiyan 3 at November 23, 2012 10:46 PM (aPAIU)

207 Hey 'rons and 'ronettes. I got through Thanksgiving without any blood being spilled. What happened with the teachers' union sister in law was hilarious.
Bear with me. This is a bit long but a good story.

The new repub gov of Mich. has taken over a couple of urban districts that have had decades of academic failure, stupid decision making on the part of school boards and administrators, and corruption. You know, disappearing money and whatnot.

So since last Easter I've had to listen to SIL bitching about this awful, awful governor throwing out union contracts, hiring all new teachers, administrators etc. He turned an entire district into charter schools and the teachers had to look for new jobs. Someone she works with had a wife who lost her job there and got a job in a neighboring city. The teacher didn't get her whole seniority, so she took a $10,000 pay cut. Got her first paycheck and it was the same as her previous pay check.

She went to the business office of the new school district to tell them she was being over paid. Turns out, she wasn't being over paid. Her old district had been underpaying her for years. Looks like someone might have been lining their pockets with part of the teachers' paychecks.

My SIL is hoping that after an investigation someone will go to jail. I'm not holding my breath. That district has "missing money" every time their audited,and no one has ever taken a fall for it. Cause that would be racist.

Oh, and she didn't have anything to say about our awful, awful repub gov who shut down the district and started over.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2012 10:46 PM (jLiVY)

208 Most girls really can't throw a football, but put a frying pan in their hands and they turn into fuckin Dan Marino....

Posted by: Icedog at November 23, 2012 10:47 PM (9ScGj)

209 If she can hit what she throws at, it's all good!


Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:44 PM (mKMj1)


Sure, but throwing from the elbow like that won't let you get it out there very far. Ya gotta get your whole arm into it so you can get a good spin on the ball.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:48 PM (DaUUd)

210 And guys are always looking to do it with twins. No way, not enough variety. If you have a choice, I mean.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:48 PM (I2LwF)

211 Thhhbbbbbbbbtttt

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 10:48 PM (DoZD+)

212 Most girls suck at throwing balls, even when they are physically larger than boys around ages 11-13

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 10:48 PM (aPAIU)

213 #210, there is something about two for one that men find intriguing. Hence why we find attractive lesbians fascinating.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 10:49 PM (KCvsd)

214 How about two groups of twins. foursome?

Posted by: Alex the twin at November 23, 2012 10:49 PM (aPAIU)

215 put a frying pan in their hands and they turn into fuckin Dan Marino....

Posted by: Icedog at November 23, 2012 10:47 PM (9ScGj)



rofl

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:49 PM (DaUUd)

216 Sure, but throwing from the elbow like that won't let you get it out there very far. Ya gotta get your whole arm into it so you can get a good spin on the ball.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:48 PM

Wow, good tips. Keep 'em coming!

Posted by: Barry "Mom Jeans" Obama at November 23, 2012 10:49 PM (BAS5M)

217 death to the kennedys

Posted by: Martha Vineyards Ghost at November 23, 2012 10:50 PM (aPAIU)

218 I have no experience with women throwing frying pans, but they are really good with stilettos. Stab you from 30 feet away with laser accurate 5" heels, then they buy a new pair for themselves on your credit card the next day at DSW.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 10:52 PM (KCvsd)

219 Most girls suck at throwing balls, even when they are physically larger than boys around ages 11-13

Yes, but many go on in few years to develop great ball handling skills.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2012 10:52 PM (BAS5M)

220 Number 1 way that we hurt our genitals: wearing pants.
Number 2 way that we hurt our genitals: not wearing pants.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 10:52 PM (V70Uh)

221 Saw the trailer for the new Die Hard movie today. It's the Russians again.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 10:52 PM (DoZD+)

222 Good story, nerdygirl. Let's hope she learns a real lesson when Obamacare kicks in and her premiums skyrocket and when the Obama tax hike kicks in. (Formerly known as the Bush Tax Cut Expiring.)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 10:52 PM (nkiQM)

223 I'm just saying, if you have the chance, pick a spinner and a curvy amazon. That's a good pairing. Lot of possibilities there.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:52 PM (I2LwF)

224 Sure, but throwing from the elbow like that won't
let you get it out there very far. Ya gotta get your whole arm into it
so you can get a good spin on the ball.


Posted by: GGE

Well, they always told me that if you used your waist, your arm would follow. But accuracy? That is hard to teach.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:53 PM (mKMj1)

225 I actually splurged for the $60 bike shorts with the padding in the crotch....worth every penny.

Posted by: Icedog at November 23, 2012 10:53 PM (9ScGj)

226 #219, With that statement you are now qualified to be a 'Safe School Tzar' in the current administration or at least a guidance counselor in several CA school districts.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 10:53 PM (KCvsd)

227 The multitude of inhabitants vacillated in front of the omnipotent providence

Posted by: Daft and Discursive person at November 23, 2012 10:54 PM (aPAIU)

228 then they buy a new pair for themselves on your credit card the next day at DSW.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 10:52 PM (KCvsd)


for the funeral.

Welp, skating session is over, time to pack up and head home. Looks like we'll be doing this tomorrow, too. Yay me.

Well, Boy has been doing very well, so I guess it's OK.

See you in a bit roonz and roonettez.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 23, 2012 10:54 PM (DaUUd)

229 It's not the arm that makes a good throw. It's the grip and the hips. The arm is just a whip.

"throwing like a girl" usually means using all arm, no hips, and leading with the elbow.

Very similar to throwing a punch.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 10:55 PM (Ai+tZ)

230 Saw the trailer for the new Die Hard movie today. It's the Russians again.

4 movies involving terrorists......zero muslims. At least it wasn't those dreaded East Germans again.

Posted by: Icedog at November 23, 2012 10:56 PM (9ScGj)

231 Lint up your asshole,
a fine way to show you care,
I will be back soon

Posted by: Elmo rapist of the children and haiku master at November 23, 2012 10:56 PM (aPAIU)

232 Those east german shot put throwers were scary as fuck

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 10:57 PM (aPAIU)

233 Oh that rhymed. Neat.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 10:57 PM (Ai+tZ)

234 Something missing from that list.

Posted by: John Wayne Bobbit at November 23, 2012 10:58 PM (JRU+g)

235 #225, You might want to try to adjust the tilt of or push your saddle back on the rails slightly. Padding should only be for terrain vibration. If it is acting as active padding you are still putting pressure in places it shouldn't be and in the long term that can be very unpleasant.You should be carrying your weight on bones more-so than muscles, otherwise no matter what the padding, soft tissue damage will occur and you'll wind up with the equivalent of bedsores or worse.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 10:58 PM (KCvsd)

236 i put beads in the brades

Posted by: 250 pound east german female, with huge braded armpit hair at November 23, 2012 10:58 PM (aPAIU)

237 Hey wait a minute. Somebody said there was a gun in that video.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 10:58 PM (+9AX9)

238 #237, this post contains two firearms. They are well hidden behind beer & boobies

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 10:59 PM (KCvsd)

239 Very similar to throwing a punch.

Posted by: DC in Towson

Yes, I about fell over laughing (entirely inappropriately) when my Korean master at the dojang kept yelling, "Waist twisting!" when I was learning to punch.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 10:59 PM (mKMj1)

240 Good Lord, I could read anything Michael Crichton wrote. I LOVED "State of Fear" and enjoyed Timeline and Airframe and ...

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 11:00 PM (V70Uh)

241 GGE,
"Well, Boy has been doing very well, so I guess it's OK."

Doing very well at what? Skating, or picking-up those over-developed 14-year-olds you were eyeing earlier?

Well?

I keed...

Posted by: ChrisP at November 23, 2012 11:00 PM (G+4K3)

242 #235 - BlueFalcon in Boston - So, what do you make of those saddles that are channeled down the center, or even just split?

I use a gel saddle, but I'm a girl, and after the first week each summer, my butt's not apt to rest that heavily in the saddle. Though that first week, oh, dearie, dearie me, but that hurts in some awkward places!

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:03 PM (mKMj1)

243 Regarding the threesome routine that you morons think is such a great idea. Be careful what you wish for. I think I've mentioned this before, but one of those occurred on my street.

The guy talked his live-in girlfriend into doing a threesome with a gal he met in a bar. Long story short. He screwed the two of them and they decided to become lesbians and threw him out.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2012 11:03 PM (jLiVY)

244 Dose Maine Surprise = poke-her face?

Posted by: Deli LLama at November 23, 2012 11:04 PM (lGu1O)

245 Blue Falcon, thanks for the tips, I'll give it a try.

Posted by: Icedog at November 23, 2012 11:04 PM (9ScGj)

246 I was thinking of buying a bicycle to get some exercise. Forget it.


Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 11:05 PM (V70Uh)

247 90 Some dicks are national treasures.
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:08 PM (I2LwF)


You ain't fucking kidding. And first you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at November 23, 2012 11:05 PM (JRU+g)

248 He screwed the two of them and they decided to become lesbians and threw him out.

Posted by: nerdygirl

Or at least, that's his story, and he's sticking to it!

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:05 PM (mKMj1)

249 fluffy,
you'd think congresscritters would be used to being called names, given their level of failure and uselessness.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2012 11:06 PM (jLiVY)

250 #242, the split ones are an attempt to avoid the issue of creating pressure where it shouldn't be in the first place. Women's saddles have had deeper channels or cuts in the center since the 1890s to avoid issues with feminine hygiene. Women's saddles also tend to be wider, for wider hip bones, and traditionally have shorter noses to not conflict with skirts or the general curvature of female legs. Let's me try to find a link to an article so I don't have to bore the horde trying to explain all of this in a novella.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 11:06 PM (KCvsd)

251 188, I hope I am not ruining it for you. But when T.E. Lawrence was abused by the Turk, he enjoyed it.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 11:06 PM (V70Uh)

252 Yeah, that happened to me nerdy girl.

They sent pictures though, so, I can't complain too much.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:07 PM (I2LwF)

253 4 movies involving terrorists......zero muslims. At least it wasn't those dreaded East Germans again.

Believe Hans and friends were West Germans.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 23, 2012 11:08 PM (JRU+g)

254 I'm slowly collecting Crichton books. I've love his stuff for years but it's more valuable now that he's deceased. I'm a cheapskate so I buy only at garage sales and thrift shops.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 11:08 PM (DoZD+)

255 I am soooooo bored.

I think Larry Hagman died.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2012 11:09 PM (Mkhiu)

256 Tonestaple,
"172, you can't blame the entire state for McDermott. He is exclusively
the responsibility of 80% of the residents of King County.
"

That is so very true. If we could eject those fucking scum to be only "The State Of King", and let the rest of the state go their own way, we would be RED once again...

Posted by: ChrisP at November 23, 2012 11:10 PM (G+4K3)

257 I don't believe this.

The guy who's going to be clearing our gutters (it's three stories to the pavement, so you can bet I'm not doing it - I get vertigo stepping up on the curb) just put in an appearance.

My girl dog doesn't like him.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:10 PM (mKMj1)

258 My MIL has the perfect recipe for Brussels sprouts.

One part Brussels sprouts to one part crispy bacon.

I love vegetables!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:11 PM (GsoHv)

259 Eyes on this guy the entire time, having had a look at him.

The black mutt doesn't like him and he smells of heroin.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:11 PM (mKMj1)

260 http://tinyurl.com/ktz6az
General bike fit

http://tinyurl.com/3o3r4q2
Article on saddles, types, etc.

http://tinyurl.com/4xwsdyk
Female Anatomy and Saddle Discomfort

Those three links cover pretty much everything.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 11:11 PM (KCvsd)

261 The guy talked his live-in girlfriend into doing a threesome with a gal
he met in a bar. Long story short. He screwed the two of them and they
decided to become lesbians and threw him out.


So the lesson is if you want to get rid of a girlfriend, ask for a threesome. Win-win either way.

I think Larry Hagman died.

Died died, or dream died?

Posted by: Methos at November 23, 2012 11:12 PM (hO9ad)

262 Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2012 11:09 PM (Mkhiu)

Yup.

Today, in Dallas.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:12 PM (GsoHv)

263 hi all
getting old sucks

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2012 11:12 PM (d/5qf)

264 Yup, Major Nelson passed away, he was 81.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2012 11:12 PM (Mkhiu)

265 katya, His books were very popular. Maybe a hardcover first edition might have value.

Yeah, I could read another 10 books of his.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 11:12 PM (V70Uh)

266 223 I'm just saying, if you have the chance, pick a spinner and a curvy amazon. That's a good pairing. Lot of possibilities there.
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 10:52 PM (I2LwF)





This is the right idea, right?



http://tinyurl.com/a88b4aa

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:13 PM (GEICT)

267 #260 - BlueFalcon, I have copied the URLs and saved them. Thank you!

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:14 PM (mKMj1)

268 Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 23, 2012 11:11 PM (KCvsd)

I used to cycle very seriously (it's a great exercise).

One of my cycling partners bought a new saddle, and half way through a 20 mile ride she told me she had to stop.

The saddle was constructed in such a way as to give her an orgasm every five minutes or so.

Apparently chicks are stupid and can't handle that kind of stuff.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:14 PM (GsoHv)

269 @ 263

Old? I could tell you about old. Betcha I got seniority on all of you.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 23, 2012 11:15 PM (SAMxH)

270
If you want to learn how to throw watch a pitcher in slow motion.
Accuracy? Practice .Practice.Practice.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:15 PM (+9AX9)

271 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:13 PM (GEICT)

I think that all four are real.

that's rare in these God-forsaken times.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:15 PM (GsoHv)

272 Santa knows I want a Brooks leather saddle for Christmas.

Had one on a bike years ago, and it was wonderful because it molded to my bum.

Posted by: Mindy at November 23, 2012 11:16 PM (6jLT3)

273 "222 Let's hope she learns a real lesson when Obamacare kicks in and her premiums skyrocket and when the Obama tax hike kicks in.
Posted by: andycanuck"

My premiums have already skyrocketed. They used to go up $10-20 per month. Got word in Oct. they will go up $148 per month.
Hers, as a retiree, are mostly paid for, but if the rates go up too steeply, the districts and state of Mich won't be able to afford to keep supplying free health insurance to all the retired teachers. You'd think the math teachers would have explained this to them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2012 11:16 PM (jLiVY)

274 Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2012 11:12 PM (d/5qf)

The alternative is worse.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:16 PM (GsoHv)

275 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:14 PM (GsoHv)



Am I missing something? That appears to be a feature not a bug.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:17 PM (GEICT)

276
Old? I could tell you about old. Betcha I got seniority on all of you.
I can give you a run for the money.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:17 PM (+9AX9)

277 I loved reading Crichton's books. Usually the books were far superior to the films. Andromeda Strain translates well to film. Jurassic Park scared the shit out of me. His description of the velociraptors gave me nightmares.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2012 11:17 PM (Mkhiu)

278 irongrampa, oh I'm sure you've got seniority
I just don't seem to enjoy birthdays very much anymore

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2012 11:17 PM (d/5qf)

279 I'm slowly collecting Crichton books. I've love his stuff for years but it's more valuable now that he's deceased. I'm a cheapskate so I buy only at garage sales and thrift shops.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 11:08 PM

You've noticed an increase in price for Crichton's stuff? Which ones are your faves, BTW?

Posted by: otho at November 23, 2012 11:17 PM (yBF/9)

280 Happened to me once when I was listening to Credence in the car. It wasn't really a cigarette though.Posted by: The Dude Best scene. Among many.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 23, 2012 11:18 PM (y2Ojs)

281 271 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:13 PM (GEICT)

I think that all four are real.

that's rare in these God-forsaken times.



Uh, no. I know the blondes are plastic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:18 PM (GEICT)

282 You can't have insurance cost skyrocket the way mine did, and not have employers rethink what they supply. I'm going to laugh my ass off if my sister in law has to pay through the teeth for her support of Obama.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2012 11:18 PM (jLiVY)

283 That guy who made the AK out of a shit shovel should be running the economy. He know how to make shit work.

Posted by: Rotting carcass of a once great nation at November 23, 2012 11:19 PM (U2mS2)

284 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:17 PM (GEICT)

One would think....but apparently after five or 10 it got very unpleasant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:20 PM (GsoHv)

285 256, ChrisP, don't leave me here, don't abandon me. It wasn't this bad when I bought my house. I propose that all 'rons move here and take over. It has the best climate in the country and if enouhg of us move here, we can throw McD out on his ear and wouldn't that be fun? Pleeeeeeze.

Posted by: Tonestaple at November 23, 2012 11:20 PM (gvVlx)

286 okay, good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2012 11:21 PM (d/5qf)

287 Yup.
Today, in Dallas.

In a way, that doesn't actually answer the question about whether it happened in fact or if it's referencing (a rebroadcast of) the TV show.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 11:21 PM (nkiQM)

288 I know the blondes are plastic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:18 PM (GEICT)

Thanks for fucking up my night.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:21 PM (GsoHv)

289 Ok, the port is gone. What should I drink next?

(this will end....poorly)

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 11:22 PM (Ai+tZ)

290 282
You can't have insurance cost skyrocket the way mine did, and not have
employers rethink what they supply. I'm going to laugh my ass off if my
sister in law has to pay through the teeth for her support of Obama.





Posted by: nerdygirl

I noticed. Being in charge, I had to report to the Board about our premiums. It's positively horrifying. Average rise was 140%.

Fortunately, the base levels were fairly low, but...wow. Just, wow.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:22 PM (mKMj1)

291 Favorite Crichton books?

"State of Fear"
"Timeline"
"Airframe"
"Rising Sun"
"Prey"
"The Lost World" (which the movie "Jurassic Park" seems to be based)
"Pirate Latitudes"
"The Andromeda Strain"
"The Eaters of the Dead"


In that order

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 11:23 PM (V70Uh)

292 "Uh, no. I know the blondes are plastic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:18 PM (GEICT)
And we are picking "NITS" here, are we?To what end? Fantasies are fragile, and easily broken.Why would you chose to do such a thing?What could you possibly gain from this?

Posted by: ChrisP at November 23, 2012 11:23 PM (G+4K3)

293 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:18 PM (GEICT)

She had an excellent surgeon. The top curve is beautiful and natural.

Whoever you are....well done!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:23 PM (GsoHv)

294 but before I go, I do wish to say how grateful I am for all of you. you all keep me sane during these dark years, and most of you are also quite funny. I'm grateful for Ace for maintaining this place even when he was tempted to close it at times, I'm grateful for the cob-loggers who keep the place going, I'm grateful for the ONT staff who create a much-needed hangout area

thank you thank you

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2012 11:23 PM (d/5qf)

295 "So the lesson is if you want to get rid of a girlfriend, ask for a threesome. Win-win either way."

Hey, that could be a Seinfeld episode.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 23, 2012 11:24 PM (jLiVY)

296 @ 278

Jefff, here's something for you regarding birthdays.

Sit down, and take a deep breath. Then consider the alternative, and ask yourself how celebrating birthdays feel.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 23, 2012 11:24 PM (SAMxH)

297 #218

Whenever Steven Weber decides to make another of his public displays or brilliance, I always take comfort in remembering his last scene in 'Single White Female.'

Posted by: epobirs at November 23, 2012 11:24 PM (kcfmt)

298 288 I know the blondes are plastic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:18 PM (GEICT)

Thanks for fucking up my night.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:21 PM (GsoHv)



The brunette however, is supposedly life support for a set of natural 34FF's.


Hooooooollddddd.......

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:24 PM (GEICT)

299
Ok, the port is gone. What should I drink next?
May I suggest a palate cleanser of bourbon between glasses?

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:24 PM (+9AX9)

300 Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 11:21 PM (nkiQM)

As soon as I hit "post" I realized that my comment was going to be misinterpreted.

Dead....for real....in Dallas, TX this afternoon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:25 PM (GsoHv)

301
I was born in 1941, harley--are we close?

Posted by: irongrampa at November 23, 2012 11:25 PM (SAMxH)

302 Posted by: epobirs at November 23, 2012 11:24 PM (kcfmt)

I never saw it, but if it isn't castration followed by evisceration it wasn't appropriate for his stupidity.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 11:26 PM (GsoHv)

303 May I suggest a palate cleanser of bourbon between glasses?

Posted by: harleycowboy

Er...how about something that might actually soak up some of the alcohol? I like port, but it's a bit like applying hobnailed boots directly to your liver!

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:27 PM (mKMj1)

304
I was born in 1941, harley--are we close?
Crap. You've got me by 9yrs.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:27 PM (+9AX9)

305 About those two hotties. Pretty sure Kelly Madison has aftermarket parts as well. Don't care, my rule has always been "if I can touch them, they're real".

Unless its the upside down cereal bowl look. Then, she better have an ass you can bounce a quarter off of.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 11:27 PM (Ai+tZ)

306 I loved reading Crichton's books. Usually the books were far superior to the films. Andromeda Strain translates well to film. Jurassic Park scared the shit out of me. His description of the velociraptors gave me nightmares.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2012 11:17 PM

Trouble is with a lot of Crichton's stuff, is that the books don't lend themselves to movie format easily. Even the more streamlined stories are quite complicated, with lots of different things and characters going on. It seems to me that a a fair chunk of what makes his stuff such engrossing page turners, is how he gets you to engage your imagination and almost tell the story to yourself. In a roundabout way. It's not that his stories CAN'T be adapted, but studios just don't put anyone up to the challenge on them. Crichton's books need a real mater screenplay writer. They always put journeymen on them, or the director fucks around with the story too much to make what he wants out of it.

Posted by: otho at November 23, 2012 11:28 PM (yBF/9)

307
Hey, that could be a Seinfeld episode.
It was.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:29 PM (+9AX9)

308
Er...how about something that might actually soak up some of the alcohol?
You're going to do what!!?

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:29 PM (+9AX9)

309 Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:24 PM (+9AX9)

No more bourbon after last night. Destroyed it after spending the day with the non-drinking in laws. 6 adults, 1 bottle of wine.

Where I come from, you figure 2 bottles per person, not counting cocktails and beer.

So...Jameson & Ginger?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 11:30 PM (Ai+tZ)

310 The "h" is silent.

Posted by: Guy Farthing at November 23, 2012 11:31 PM (I2LwF)

311 Does anyone old enough remember the films from Jr. High with an old fart named Clifton Fadiman? It boring old shit talked about plot development. Crichton used the "parallel development" method. Gee, I can't think of any films that do that? (Snark) Hell, Memento did it backwards.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 11:32 PM (V70Uh)

312 CBD, here, see if this cant brighten your nite.



Adult but I don't think NSFW


http://tinyurl.com/baurnae

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:33 PM (GEICT)

313
"So the lesson is if you want to get rid of a girlfriend, ask for a threesome. Win-win either way."


Its all good...until she says "OK, I'll call the other guy I'm dating"

Posted by: Rotting carcass of a once great nation at November 23, 2012 11:33 PM (U2mS2)

314
...Jameson Ginger
Okay. I'll let you slide on that. Thought you forgot rule 10 of the membersip rules.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:34 PM (+9AX9)

315 >I was born in 1941, harley--are we close?
Crap. You've got me by 9yrs.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:27 PM (+9AX9)


fuck me- I feel young again next to you old codgers

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 11:34 PM (8sCoq)

316 Man, for big tits, they're kind of ugly.

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 11:34 PM (V70Uh)

317 312 CBD, here, see if this cant brighten your nite.



Adult but I don't think NSFW


http://tinyurl.com/baurnae



Guess it depends where you work.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 23, 2012 11:35 PM (JRU+g)

318 If you are looking for a real page turner try The Ice Limit by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. Great read.

Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2012 11:35 PM (Mkhiu)

319
Which ones are your faves, BTW?







State of Fear (and not just because it totally trashed global warming) and Disclosure. Jurassic Park is also great.

I haven't notice the prices of his books because I never buy books new.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 11:36 PM (DoZD+)

320 Even the more streamlined stories are quite complicated, with lots of different things and characters going on

Use the format "24" did.

Posted by: Rotting carcass of a once great nation at November 23, 2012 11:36 PM (U2mS2)

321 Kinda looks like Stifflers mom.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 23, 2012 11:36 PM (JRU+g)

322
fuck me- I feel young again next to you old codgers
Learn to respect your elders. They brought you into the world and they can take you back out.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:39 PM (+9AX9)

323
R.I.P J.R. Ewing

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 11:39 PM (8cOY0)

324 I only have a tin foil membership, and that doesn't include a rule book.

I'm guessing rule #10 is something like "never run out of bourbon"

The J&G tastes fine either way.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 11:40 PM (Ai+tZ)

325 Large breasts can look hideous. Gravity? Not their friend.

My wife laments: "oh, they used to be friends, living together right under my chin. Now they live under my armpits."

I would never say something as cruel as that.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:40 PM (I2LwF)

326 Alright boys and girls, I can fight the ambien no longer. Thank goodness for correctspelling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:40 PM (GEICT)

327 >Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:39 PM (+9AX9)


what do you ride

I'm on an FLHR

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 11:40 PM (8sCoq)

328 Also: BCochran, I liked that pair round near post 265.

They're both too old to take me back to my own youth, but, whatever. They're probably younger than I am now.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:42 PM (I2LwF)

329 Night BC!

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 11:42 PM (Ai+tZ)

330 Hi ont, saw a sign on the doors at my local 7-11 that said we will not take ebt cards, small victories!

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 23, 2012 11:44 PM (adaoe)

331 #325 - Truman North, has your wife tried some push-ups? Honestly, they do some very nice things for various supporting mechanisms.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:44 PM (mKMj1)

332 Favorite Crichton books?"State of Fear""Timeline""Airframe""Rising Sun""Prey""The Lost World" (which the movie "Jurassic Park" seems to be based)"Pirate Latitudes""The Andromeda Strain""The Eaters of the Dead"In that order

Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 11:23 PM

"Andromeda Strain" is a fantastic book. Classic. "Prey", "Timeline" and "Next" were weird, in that they had no right to be engrossing, yet they were. "Congo" and "Sphere" were both very good tales and concepts. "Terminal Man" is the only one I couldn't finish.

"The Lost World" is Crichton's best IMO, one of the greatest adventure yarns (with a scifi base to boot) written. Spielberg really fucked that one up. "Jurassic Park" was the precursor to TLW, which Spielberg did reasonabvly well, all things considered. Though a lot of stuff changed from the book. "The Lost World" had almost nothing from the book, apart from a handful of scenes.

Posted by: otho at November 23, 2012 11:45 PM (yBF/9)

333 #330 - lou's a mean girl, Is it even legal not to take EBT cards? I don't know the first thing about it, I just wondered.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:46 PM (mKMj1)

334 333 #330 - lou's a mean girl, Is it even legal not to take EBT cards? I don't know the first thing about it, I just wondered.
Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:46 PM (mKMj1)
Well in NV you have the right to refuse service, but legally, I dont know. Just made me happy in a twisted sort of way!

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 23, 2012 11:47 PM (adaoe)

335
I'm guessing rule #10 is something like "never run out of bourbon"

The JG tastes fine either way.
(whispering) Rule 10. Don't run out of booze. Don't tell anybody I told you.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:47 PM (+9AX9)

336 For the last 18 months she's done weight watchers and she's been working out regularly for a year. She has always been the most beautiful woman I have ever known, but she's happier with herself minus 36 lbs and able to walk all day and do stairs and whatnot.

I do not think there is an architect alive who could help her breasts look 16 again. I don't care. She is so hard on herself. Too much TV I think.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:48 PM (I2LwF)

337 >Hi ont, saw a sign on the doors at my local 7-11 that said we will not take ebt cards, small victories!

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 23, 2012 11:44 PM (adaoe)


probably a counterfeiting concern rather than a political one

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 11:49 PM (8sCoq)

338
Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 11:40 PM
I had a 58 Panhead. Sold it in '04 so the ex could take her ex back to court. Haven't had one since. Missed it ever since.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:49 PM (+9AX9)

339 I think the shockwave from a B1 going full burner low level straight down Main street Turbanistan might make a good riot dispersal tool. Break every damn window too.

Posted by: DaveA at November 23, 2012 11:50 PM (MOWP1)

340 On television, even the fat homely girls are a size 8. In real life, the average woman is like a 16.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:50 PM (I2LwF)

341 probably a counterfeiting concern rather than a political one
Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 11:49 PM (8sCoq)

Had not heard about this. But a headline I read tonite said as many people are now on foodstamps as the total population of 24 states.
Guess Romney was right!!!

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 23, 2012 11:52 PM (adaoe)

342 Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:47 PM

Oh, I'm not out of booze, just bourbon. Still have beer in serval varieties, red, whie & rosé wine, Jameson, gin, tequila, vodka...and 6 different scotches.

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 11:53 PM (Ai+tZ)

343 If the "Red Dawn" remake featured Moslems as the villains, that would be awesome. Also, if that happened it would mean I dropped into an alternate dimension. Hope I tied some string to something to get back. On the other hand...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 23, 2012 11:54 PM (i0App)

344 >I had a 58 Panhead. Sold it in '04 so the ex could take her ex back to court. Haven't had one since. Missed it ever since.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:49 PM (+9AX9)


that's so sad it could be a country song

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 11:54 PM (8sCoq)

345 Oh, I'm a little sleepy doo... Good night, moron friends.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:55 PM (I2LwF)

346
I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
Rehab's for quitters. Just try to stay sober for work. No paycheck, no booze. I think you've got plenty.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:56 PM (+9AX9)

347 #340 - Truman North, there's some truth to that.

BTW, it's wonderful that your wife is beautiful and too hard on herself.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:56 PM (mKMj1)

348 think the shockwave from a B1 going full burner low level straight down Main street Turbanistan might make a good riot dispersal tool. Break every damn window too.
Posted by: DaveA at November 23, 2012 11:50 PM (MOWP1)


that has been done, I think the afterburner flame is between 100 and 200 feet long
Blackfive had a bit on that years back



Posted by: jake in ID at November 23, 2012 11:57 PM (2CiZb)

349
Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 11:54
I keep thinking I'll get another one but reality keeps getting in the way.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:57 PM (+9AX9)

350 Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:56 PM

Very true. I don't have to work for 56 hours so....*ahhh*

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 11:58 PM (Ai+tZ)

351 I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 11:53 PM (Ai+tZ)

Made me laugh, Thanks.

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 23, 2012 11:59 PM (adaoe)

352 State of Fear (and not just because it totally trashed global warming) and Disclosure. Jurassic Park is also great.I haven't notice the prices of his books because I never buy books new.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 11:36 PM

Still haven't read "State of Fear". Heard good things about it, but haven't been able to find a copy. Like you I don't buy new books from bookshops, only 2nd hand ones or new from discount stands at the mall type place.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2012 12:01 AM (yBF/9)

353
Very true. I don't have to work for 56 hours so....*ahhh*
Same here. Wife didn't like the wine I bought so.........

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 24, 2012 12:02 AM (+9AX9)

354 BTW, it's wonderful that your wife is beautiful and too hard on herself.

Posted by: Dianna at November 23, 2012 11:56 PM (mKMj1)


That's what I love about Cougar. She's a size 2, but keeps wanting to improve, and works hard at every day.

Kinda funny, I see a 9, she sees a 6.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2012 12:02 AM (Ai+tZ)

355 Kinda funny, I see a 9, she sees a 6.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2012 12:02 AM (Ai+tZ)

'96' is that like '69' but newer?


What don't I get here?

Posted by: Moron #3 at November 24, 2012 12:04 AM (2CiZb)

356 That's what I love about Cougar. She's a size 2, but keeps wanting to improve, and works hard at every day. Kinda funny, I see a 9, she sees a 6.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2012 12:02 AM (Ai+tZ)

Damn size 2. Thats my wrist, tee hee.

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 24, 2012 12:04 AM (adaoe)

357 http://www.greenspeed.com.au/anura_pics.html

Cure all those bike saddle blues.

Posted by: DaveA at November 24, 2012 12:06 AM (MOWP1)

358 *struts*

Yeah, she shares clothes with my sister, who is two decades younger.

*struts again*

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2012 12:06 AM (Ai+tZ)

359 >I keep thinking I'll get another one but reality keeps getting in the way.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:57 PM (+9AX9)

life's short. better get another MC just in case

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 12:06 AM (8sCoq)

360 Dose Maine Surprise = poke-her face?


Posted by: Deli LLama at November 23, 2012 11:04 PM (lGu1O) ]/i]



Actually...yes, in a way (can't believe this has not yet been answered).


So...Jameson Ginger?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 23, 2012 11:30 PM (Ai+tZ)




Whatever she'll agree to...


ahhh...nice to be back home...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 24, 2012 12:07 AM (yh0zB)

361 uh oh

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 24, 2012 12:07 AM (yh0zB)

362
Still haven't read "State of Fear". Heard good things about it, but haven't been able to find a copy. Like you I don't buy new books from bookshops, only 2nd hand ones or new from discount stands at the mall type place.




If you lived near Waterloo, Iowa I would loan you my copy.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 24, 2012 12:08 AM (DoZD+)

363 I am old enough to remember Fadiman's Law of Optimum Improvement, where a product is improved to the point it is no longer useful.

The world abounds with examples.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 24, 2012 12:09 AM (l3vZN)

364 I keep thinking I'll get another one but reality keeps getting in the way.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 23, 2012 11:57 PM (+9AX9)



Hell, I've GOT one (88 FXRS-Sp) and reality keeps getting in the way. She needs a complete axle-to-axle rebuild and some new tins...at least the rear fender.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 24, 2012 12:10 AM (yh0zB)

365 >Hell, I've GOT one (88 FXRS-Sp) and reality keeps
getting in the way. She needs a complete axle-to-axle rebuild and some
new tins...at least the rear fender.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 24, 2012 12:10 AM (yh0zB)


Finally- AoS morphs into a motorcycle parts exchange
perfection has been achieved

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 12:11 AM (8sCoq)

366

life's short. better get another MC just in case
My problem is my tastes outdo the budget. The last one I had built up to a 93ci.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 24, 2012 12:12 AM (+9AX9)

367
Are the posts too raw tonight... Here's one to get you all excited:

Marco Rubio-Tom Cotton 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rug burns on shoulders should definitely be explained!!! I'm sure the real story is 10 times less dirty than the possibilities many on here have already thought.

Night morons.

Posted by: prescient11 at November 24, 2012 12:12 AM (OEiQN)

368 If you lived near Waterloo, Iowa I would loan you my copy.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 24, 2012 12:08 AM

Well, I'm shit out of luck, then. Thanks for the thought, though. It's weird with "State of Fear" around here. It's like there's been a concerted effort to make it unavailable, somehow. Crazy conspiracy type stuff, I know. But, whatever.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2012 12:13 AM (yBF/9)

369 alright it's been a long day of football and turkey day leftovers

tomorrow we ride

adios muchachos

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 24, 2012 12:15 AM (8sCoq)

370 Yeah I'm out, too. I have stuff that needs to get done tomorrow, including putting up the damn lights I guess. See you roonz and roonettez on tomorrow's ONT!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 24, 2012 12:17 AM (yh0zB)

371

rug burns on shoulders should definitely be explained!!!
No. Home movies are required.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 24, 2012 12:18 AM (+9AX9)

372 Hello, Morons and Moronettes, and Maine Surprisers

If Robbie Guy isn't a Moron, someone should tweet him and tell him to join the horde. He's one of us

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 12:18 AM (wwsoB)

373 Dang, took a wrong turn. Glad to find my way back.

Has anyone ever reached the end of the internet?

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 24, 2012 12:21 AM (BVkEs)

374 Howdy, howdy.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 12:22 AM (kaalw)

375 373
Dang, took a wrong turn. Glad to find my way back.

Has anyone ever reached the end of the internet?


Posted by: Craig Poe at November 24, 2012 12:21 AM

I think in Star Trek V, Spock's brother crossed the barrier and found a being claiming to be God. Kirk asked him for his ID and the being shot him with a lightning bolt for asking such a racist question

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 12:25 AM (wwsoB)

376 Dang, took a wrong turn. Glad to find my way back. Has anyone ever reached the end of the internet?

Posted by: Craig Poe at November 24, 2012 12:21 AM

Yes, once. Beyond it lies the alternate universe internet, where everyone's doppelganger wears a cowboy hat and sports a goatee. I don't recommend it. Only madness lies there. Insanity the only outcome.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2012 12:26 AM (yBF/9)

377 Well, here's some unexpected news;

Obama hits the links for post-Thanksgiving golf

http://tinyurl.com/d54anjj

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 12:27 AM (wwsoB)

378 Robbbie Guy's error is assuming Antony De Rosa had some balls or knew what they were

in case of emergancy Antony De Rosa calls 911 and expects someone to show up to fix his issue. ADR is then free to critisize the response in a coffee shop tone and unearned inectualism




Posted by: Jake in ID at November 24, 2012 12:28 AM (2CiZb)

379
Obama hits the links for post-Thanksgiving golf
Good. He won't do any damage to us today.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 24, 2012 12:29 AM (+9AX9)

380 If the 5 Hour Energy Singing Blonde wants to me to help prevent breast cancer, she should let me give her an annual exam instead of buying a bottle of overpriced caffeinated lemonade

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 12:29 AM (wwsoB)

381 About Red Dawn- remember when we laughed at the pledge business and how ridiculous it looked with their stupid expressions and sharpy messages? Remember when we laughed at Julia? What woman would not be insulted by the insulting message Obama et al were sending that all women need government to be Daddy? Remember when we laughed at Obama's Prezzy performance? Well, guess what folks- all of that stuff worked on a significant portion of the population. Who cares if the bad guys are Koreans, or Chinese, or aliens from outer space. They are Communist. They are bad. We are Americans. We are kicking Communist butt. This is the most pro America movie I have seen in ages. If you don't realize, after the past election, how important it is to impress upon our youth the coolness of America, and the importance of supporting and defending the American way of life than you haven't been paying attention. If you have teens/college students please take them to see this movie. And then take the opportunity to, in a way attractive to them, reinforce the America is cool message. We need to stop assuming people will see the idiotic messages and destructive policies of Obama and assume instead we need to explain in a way target audiences will understand the destructiveness of Obama.

Posted by: Timwi at November 24, 2012 12:29 AM (pdhxN)

382 So when someone tells you to 'get bent', I don't think they are hoping you will learn to play soccer like Beckham.

Boxer Hector 'Macho' Camacho is about to be removed from life support, sez his mom. He's already been declared brain dead. He brought fists to a gunfight.

He got arrested and spent some time in our county pokey several years back for burglary and pills. It seems he got pissed at a computer repair shop for overcharging, so he broke in to the store next door and climbed into the repair shop to steal his stuff back.

When the cops went to arrest him at his hotel, the other problem arose. He arranged for his probation to be served in Puerto Rico. It pays to have good lawyers in a situation like this.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 24, 2012 12:29 AM (ccXZP)

383 Yes, once. Beyond it lies the alternate universe
internet, where everyone's doppelganger wears a cowboy hat and sports a
goatee. I don't recommend it. Only madness lies there. Insanity the
only outcome.



Posted by: otho at November 24, 2012 12:26 AM

Mr otho, your Agonizer please

Posted by: Bearded kbdabear at November 24, 2012 12:30 AM (wwsoB)

384 I am only going to pop in here to say that the Charlie Brown Christmas album is great for drinking this time of year.

Good night, all!

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2012 12:33 AM (gBuIk)

385 Well, here's some unexpected news;Obama hits the links for post-Thanksgiving golf http://tinyurl.com/d54anjj

Nero fiddled.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2012 12:34 AM (Vk6ZI)

386 Insanity the only outcome.
That explains Al Gore problem.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 24, 2012 12:35 AM (+9AX9)

387 Saw red dawn took the boys to escape the crazy that surrounds me it was not as good as the original but it was good... So I recommend it...

Larry Hagman was one of my first tv crushes... Very sad

Posted by: phoenixgirl in L.A. at November 24, 2012 12:35 AM (JZKGV)

388 I think Larry Hagman died.

Died died, or dream died?


He's dead Jim.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at November 24, 2012 12:35 AM (pwyhn)

389 Well, I thought I'd seen every weird gift there was ...

Hasselhoff Soap

http://tinyurl.com/bl9jotc

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 12:37 AM (wwsoB)

390 Infinite Hoff Crotch

http://tinyurl.com/4w8knbq

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 12:38 AM (wwsoB)

391 Worst "rug burn" I ever got was from bangin out this chick in the bed of my Tacoma this summer.

Posted by: burnitup at November 24, 2012 12:39 AM (HZBV3)

392 Yooowza, that is nasty kbdabear.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2012 12:40 AM (Vk6ZI)

393 Check the library. Crichton is a best-seller so they might have all his stuff.

Posted by: DaveA at November 24, 2012 12:41 AM (MOWP1)

394 *hic*

Watching a replay of the crossfit games. Some of these broads are frigging smoke shows.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2012 12:41 AM (Ai+tZ)

395 Der Hoff's progeny

If she teams up with Meggie Mac, it would set off a chain of events like in Ghostbusters

http://tinyurl.com/cdnolu2

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 12:46 AM (wwsoB)

396 where everyone's doppelganger wears a cowboy hat and sports a

goatee. I


It wouldn't be nearly as disturbing if the no-pants thing had opposited too.

Posted by: DaveA at November 24, 2012 12:47 AM (MOWP1)

397
Damn it. I getting sent to timeout.
G'night to all

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 24, 2012 12:51 AM (+9AX9)

398 My sis in law was the head er nurse in an sf Bay Area hospital I could tell you stories..... You name it... Someone has gone to the er for putting something in it or putting it in something....

Posted by: phoenixgirl in L.A. at November 24, 2012 12:53 AM (JZKGV)

399 does anyone remember when sports bras were invented and by who?

for a while Champion was the sports top maker of choice in the early 90's bu when did it start?


Posted by: Jake in ID at November 24, 2012 12:53 AM (2CiZb)

400 Just got back from a gentlemans club after going to the outdoor heated driving range.

Economic hardships...the belly of the beast (DC) doesn't feel it.

And that's the problem.

Posted by: RWC at November 24, 2012 12:54 AM (uNmqc)

401 My brother was drafted in 1969, he is 10 1/2 years odder than I am. I was afraid he would go to Vietnam and end up dead. Weeks before the election hs said that this was the first time no person on the ticket had been in the military. I say now we have to have GOP nominee in 2016 that served in military as a volunteer. McCain was past his time and I am afraid the GOP elite and Christians and others are going to push 2nd best at us, Rick Santorum!
Rick Perry for POTUS i 2016! I don't know why but I love him, he's an optimistic, charismatic man. and served in the military.

Posted by: CarolT at November 24, 2012 12:55 AM (z4WKX)

402 Posted by: CarolT at November 24, 2012 12:55 AM (z4WKX)


Sadly, i think it's Jeb Bush's time in the barrel.

Posted by: RWC at November 24, 2012 01:00 AM (uNmqc)

403 399 does anyone remember when sports bras were invented and by who? for a while Champion was the sports top maker of choice in the early 90's bu when did it start?
Posted by: Jake in ID at November 24, 2012 12:53 AM (2CiZb)

It was the lesbians....Tee Hee

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 24, 2012 01:02 AM (adaoe)

404 Sadly, i think it's Jeb Bush's time in the barrel.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2012 01:02 AM (Vk6ZI)

405 It was the lesbians....Tee Hee
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 24, 2012 01:02 AM (adaoe)

the softball type or the beach volleyball type?



Posted by: Jake in ID at November 24, 2012 01:03 AM (2CiZb)

406 The lipstick type. Please?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2012 01:04 AM (Ai+tZ)

407 Well I saw Goon tonight. Its available on Netflix streaming. Not a bad movie really.

Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2012 01:06 AM (GULKT)

408 402
Sadly, i think it's Jeb Bush's time in the barrel.


So the Republican Party is intent on suicide?

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2012 01:10 AM (sdi6R)

409 404 Sadly, i think it's Jeb Bush's time in the barrel.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2012 01:02 AM (Vk6ZI)

In the RNC....nobody can hear you scream.

Posted by: RWC at November 24, 2012 01:11 AM (uNmqc)

410 So the Republican Party is intent on suicide?

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2012 01:10 AM

No, the Republican Party was invented by the Democrats for the sole purpose of being the patsy. Kind of like that team that always loses to the Globetrotters or the guys that always lose in Pro Rasslin'

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 01:12 AM (wwsoB)

411 Now thst the Black Friday frenzy has calmed down, I suppose I will go by my local Sam's Club tomorrow. They usually run a few BF specials, but since they buy by the pallet full they don't sell out the first day.

Last year I picked up a 5 quart crock pot for $20 -- original maker.

The thing is, I don't really need much of anything. I have my essentials covered, so anything I buy will fall into either 'gift' or impulse buy.

Shopping is easy for me as I buy the parents a nice dinner out, the son a caron of smokes and a fifth of Val-U-Rite, the daughter cash since shes just getting out of nursing school and could use some cash float.

My best friend will get a bottle of single malt.

Shoppin done.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 24, 2012 01:14 AM (ccXZP)

412 Wow, nice !!! original thoughts day at the ONT ..

Posted by: grease monkey at November 24, 2012 01:15 AM (VSWPU)

413 Zombie Hoff?

http://tinyurl.com/bs44feh

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 01:16 AM (wwsoB)

414 Night all.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 24, 2012 01:18 AM (Ai+tZ)

415 Hoff on the brain tonight, huh?

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2012 01:19 AM (Vk6ZI)

416 Everybody is quiet tonight. Must be turkey coma. Night all.

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2012 01:24 AM (Vk6ZI)

417 I've been reading but haven't had much to say.

I made bratwurst, sauerkraut, and mashed potatoes tonight. Yum.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2012 01:31 AM (sdi6R)

418 I was at the Willy T last week Had a drink and had the bartender put a temp tattoo on my boob!

Posted by: Sunny at November 24, 2012 01:33 AM (Xnxty)

419 I was sailing around the British Virgin Islands with four girlfriends (no husbands). Was a great trip :-)

Posted by: Sunny at November 24, 2012 01:34 AM (Xnxty)

420 I'm busting ribs laughing at the customer reviews of the Best of Hasselhoff CD

http://tinyurl.com/buuyhy3

The song Wir Zwei Allein, a ballad he shares with German pop diva Gwen, has the same vocal qualities as a bunch of special needs children on a roller coaster.


With a flair for showmanship and two enormous pecs as his backup men,
David Haltertosh shines withall the glory and dazzle that he can bring
to the world of song. He rears his golden head back and vomits out the
most eternally mindblowing baritone voice you have ever heard, a voice
that sort of sounds like an ox stepping on a railroad spike.


Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 01:35 AM (wwsoB)

421 >> I made bratwurst, sauerkraut, and mashed potatoes tonight. Yum.

Fresh, homemade sauerkraut? I need to learn how to do this dish.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 24, 2012 01:36 AM (ccXZP)

422 I had eggplant parmesan to use up two of our eggplants off our little eggplant bush, along with a bacon-topped top sirloin to use up the leftover steak from a package of two and celebrate that bacon was on sale, as well as bacon-topped leftover asparagus from Thanksgiving. Odd thing with oven-roasting a steak covered by bacon.....it's really tough to figure out when it's done. I'll probably do the "flop-test" next time, even though that threatens to dislodge the bacon, 'cause eyeballing it didn't work.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 01:37 AM (kaalw)

423 So depressing sis in law had conversation with close gay family member who is in a committed relationship he says to her in drunken stupor "how could you vote for Romney when we are in your family and you claim to love us? She responded " it's about the economy not these social issues... And you are going to be hit hardest as a 1% er " he replied "we know... We'll have to leave ca" oh my GOD!!!!! I'm beyond despondent

Posted by: phoenixgirl in L.A. at November 24, 2012 01:39 AM (JZKGV)

424 421
Fresh, homemade sauerkraut?


No, the ingredients weren't homemade. I didn't make the bratwurst from scratch, either. I just combined them.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2012 01:40 AM (sdi6R)

425 the softball type or the beach volleyball type?
Posted by: Jake in ID at November 24, 2012 01:03 AM (2CiZb)

The scary ones, tee hee.

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 24, 2012 01:40 AM (adaoe)

426 Larry Hagman has drilled his last well. Or his last genie.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 24, 2012 01:42 AM (1Qpmy)

427 423
So they'll take their voting habits with them when they move. Great.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2012 01:42 AM (sdi6R)

428 427

Yep...

Posted by: phoenixgirl in L.A. at November 24, 2012 01:44 AM (JZKGV)

429 428
427



Yep...

Posted by: phoenixgirl in L.A. at November 24, 2012 01:44 AM (JZKGV)


Maybe we'll be lucky and they'll move to DC. It's not like folks there are EVER going to wish themselves less power or tone-down lording it over everyone else.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 01:46 AM (kaalw)

430
422 it's really tough to figure out when it's done.

I though you just turn the steak insane and devour it regardless
my lovecraft must be rusty

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 24, 2012 01:47 AM (epzt0)

431 I was at the Willy T last week Had a drink and had the bartender put a temp tattoo on my boob!

You know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 01:49 AM (hO9ad)

432 430

422 it's really tough to figure out when it's done.

I though you just turn the steak insane and devour it regardless
my lovecraft must be rusty

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 24, 2012 01:47 AM (epzt0)


No, that's just with souls. Steak isn't sentient.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 01:50 AM (kaalw)

433
No, that's just with souls. Steak isn't sentient.


Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 01:50 AM (kaalw)

we hope

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 01:52 AM (r7Ddb)

434 ......which reminds me -- the BH and I walked over to Santana Row today -- an upscale shopping/living area (with a Gucci store, Burberrys, and such) -- and they had freakin' PETA retards cluttering the sidewalks, under the watchful eye of SJPD. Any hint that this was once a nice place to live is disintegrating rapidly.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 01:52 AM (kaalw)

435 433

No, that's just with souls. Steak isn't sentient.




Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 01:50 AM (kaalw)

we hope


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 01:52 AM (r7Ddb)


It certainly isn't by the time it's under cellophane on a plastic tray, which is where I picked it up.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 01:54 AM (kaalw)

436 Hiya, Gushka!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 01:54 AM (kaalw)

437 Been to Disneyland lately? Did you see where Romney just went there with some grandkids? How are things with Bebe and her mom? Is Uncle Horse doing well?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 01:56 AM (kaalw)

438
Speaking of genitalia, have you seen the ballroom jeans commercial?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13-Rqjt5kwg

Posted by: Kirly at November 24, 2012 01:58 AM (l6Ly/)

439 More customer reviews of The Hoff's CD

Not one track overlaps the other, and very rarely does the sound of David Harfertrank's vocals resemble a rhinoceros getting sideswiped by a dune buggy.

But after witnessing David Hasselhoff throat out these 18 songs at a concert he held for flood victims in Switzerland with a voice that can be compared to a hippo stuck in a rusty beartrap, I do believe that a Hell exists.

With a flair for showmanship and two enormous pecs as his backup men, David Haltertosh shines with all the glory and dazzle that he can bring to the world of song. He rears his golden head back and vomits out the most eternally mind blowing baritone voice you have ever heard, a voice that sort of sounds like an ox stepping on a railroad spike.

David's lyrics are sung with such class and debonair, second only to a donkey with his privates snagged on a barb wire

Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2012 02:00 AM (wwsoB)

440 Maybe we'll be lucky and they'll move to DC. It's not like folks there
are EVER going to wish themselves less power or tone-down lording it
over everyone else.


DC isn't going to look so hot when the capacity to borrow ends and there's not enough to tax to make up the difference.

Yes, I know that's ass backwards. But they don't.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 02:02 AM (hO9ad)

441 Working mids and its a quiet night. Watched the Arizona/Arizona St. game. Pretty entertaining thought I hate both of the coaches. Both Rodriguez and Graham are dicks.Yes, DC is clueless of the rest of the country's hardshipsand I say that as a resident (Alexandria, close enough).

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2012 02:03 AM (15w2J)

442 oh my GOD!!!!! I'm beyond despondent

Posted by: phoenixgirl in L.A. at November 24, 2012 01:39 AM (JZKGV)


It is no coincidence that one of the big messages of the Donk Campaign was "Vote With Your Genitals!"

I keep telling people "Human beings aren't really stupid, it's just hard to get away from the stupid ones," but I'm running out of ammo on that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:12 AM (bxiXv)

443 Maybe we should be a lot more pissed off because obama let our guys in Benghazi die.

They spun this story completely away from obama, lucky golfing bastard!!

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 24, 2012 02:13 AM (adaoe)

444 finny you should ask about Uncle Horse. he is about to have an adventure. A less skeptical friend than his mom has decided we need for him to talk to a pet Psychic. Shes a nice lady with a lot of show arab, and more money than good sense. She wants to know if he can tell us what happened to him at the place where he got hurt. Since i have a morbid curiosity in cold readers i want to see what this lady will say. Right now i refused the offer for him and instead insisted i wanted her to talk to a different horse, a very difficult mare who is as neurotic as she is pretty and talented at jumping. Lets see if she tells me bullshit or if its something else, since the friend can only tell her limited info anyway.



Why would i care? long ago a person looked at a horse of mine who had come from out of state and told me a story only i knew, it was an unusual accident, and something i had not told a soul and the witness was dead and from out of state anyway. The hair stood up on my arms. But usually this stuff is all crap, but if my friend is paying.. what the hey... Why shouldnt Uncle Horse continue to have interesting adventures and meet new friends?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 02:14 AM (r7Ddb)

445 Yes, I know that's ass backwards. But they don't.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 02:02 AM (hO9ad)


They know it too (at least the sapient ones), they just think they can keep kicking the can down the road, ignoring all the DEAD END signs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:15 AM (bxiXv)

446 Tic toc!

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 24, 2012 02:16 AM (adaoe)

447 443 Maybe we should be a lot more pissed off because obama let our guys in Benghazi die.

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 24, 2012 02:13 AM (adaoe)


I don't know, I'm pretty fucking pissed off.

But no matter how much I shove the world, it doesn't move.

I know I'm doing something wrong, I just don't know how to get enough leverage.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:17 AM (bxiXv)

448 443
Maybe we should be a lot more pissed off because obama let our guys in Benghazi die.



They spun this story completely away from obama, lucky golfing bastard!!

Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 24, 2012 02:13 AM (adaoe)


what disgusts me is that they commanded the rescue teams to abandon not four people, or just two ex SEAL contractors, but close to FOURTY PEOPLE. think about that. 40. four times Ten.

thats a lotta people to just say "I command you to just let whatever happen to them, i dont care what you hear happening over there."

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 02:18 AM (r7Ddb)

449 Why shouldnt Uncle Horse continue to have interesting adventures and meet new friends?


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 02:14 AM (r7Ddb)


Just as long as he can keep his kitties nearby to comfort him through the scary parts....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 02:18 AM (kaalw)

450
I know I'm doing something wrong, I just don't know how to get enough leverage.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:17 AM (bxiXv)


use a pulley and Baling twine?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 02:20 AM (r7Ddb)

451 thats a lotta people to just say "I command you to just let whatever happen to them, i dont care what you hear happening over there."

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 02:18 AM (r7Ddb)


It will get worse before it gets better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:21 AM (bxiXv)

452 use a pulley and Baling twine?

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 02:20 AM (r7Ddb)


I used aluminum plant-tying wire and an expansion slot cover to fix a broken car door lock.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:22 AM (bxiXv)

453 Just as long as he can keep his kitties nearby to comfort him through the scary parts....


Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 02:18 AM (kaalw)


his kitties are always with him. Cecil is so damn cute Mero can hardly stand it when i post pictures of him. That little guy and his mommy and aunt are really tame cats now. They just live in the hay barn because its cool digs there. like an artist's loft.


only with possibilities for hunting unwary lizards and rodents.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 02:22 AM (r7Ddb)

454 they just think they can keep kicking the can down the road,

They've got the Republicans to blame for whatever, so it's all good.

Posted by: DaveA at November 24, 2012 02:30 AM (Xefrb)

455 They've got the Republicans to blame for whatever, so it's all good.

Posted by: DaveA at November 24, 2012 02:30 AM (Xefrb)


That's always the most important thing to have when you fall out of a plane without a parachute.

Someone to blame.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:32 AM (bxiXv)

456 431 I was at the Willy T last week Had a drink and had the bartender put a temp tattoo on my boob!

You know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 01:49 AM (hO9ad)

Methos I don't know how to post pix here. But I can send u proof to ur email

Posted by: Sunny at November 24, 2012 02:33 AM (Xnxty)

457 Well I am drunk as hell, as I am on most nights, but do know this. I Love yall.
You are some really cool people for the most part, who helped me get through this fucked up e;ection. God Bless!

Posted by: lou's a girl who loves Ya'll at November 24, 2012 02:34 AM (adaoe)

458 I know I'm doing something wrong, I just don't know how to get enough leverage.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:17 AM


1. make the mananimals mine the gold for you.
2. ???
3. leverage!

Posted by: Terl at November 24, 2012 02:34 AM (yBF/9)

459 Methos I don't know how to post pix here. But I can send u proof to ur email

Posted by: Sunny at November 24, 2012 02:33 AM (Xnxty)


Whoa there, Image Shack and TinyURL. We Will Provide Detailed Instructions If Needed.

because we like to help people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:34 AM (bxiXv)

460 thats a lotta people to just say "I command you to just let whatever happen to them, i dont care what you hear happening over there."
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 02:18 AM (r7Ddb

Well a whole country did so! Besides us, which If I am mistaken, we are a bunch of assholes who decided to not sale our souls!

Posted by: lou's a girl who loves Ya'll at November 24, 2012 02:37 AM (adaoe)

461 1. make the mananimals mine the gold for you.

Posted by: Terl at November 24, 2012 02:34 AM (yBF/9)


That's pretty obscure, even for the ONT. I would put that on the B Movie / Bad Movie thread this weekend.

The sad thing is it was a decent *production* with a few good scenes (and I admit a lot of bad ones).

Awful movie overall, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:38 AM (bxiXv)

462 They have a tour to Nork from China for the old folks to re-experinece the old early commie days when everyone was starving. It is quite popular I am told.

I may go on that, and swing by to Cuba on the trip back.

I know there will be legendary suffering for me at the border crossing into the US with a Cuba and Nork stamp on the Passport!

My story is..Ya'all let known liar Hitlery Clinton go there, with no BS, whats the problem?

BTW, every time I come back to the US, my luggage is dumped out and searched, while Arab guys with towels on the head walk on by with no problem.

Its PPPPPPPPPPP....CCCCCCCC I tells ya!



Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at November 24, 2012 02:38 AM (mK4RS)

463 Mero is so helpful -- really Sunny, he's veeeery helpful.

And if that clod can't get the job done, well, I'll dig in and see what I can do.

We are talking breast tats here, right? On an 'ette? Oh, I'm soo in.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 24, 2012 02:40 AM (ccXZP)

464 Well a whole country did so! Besides us, which If I am mistaken, we are a bunch of assholes who decided to not sale our souls!

Posted by: lou's a girl who loves Ya'll at November 24, 2012 02:37 AM (adaoe)


I think I would have to be drunk to understand that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:42 AM (bxiXv)

465 That's pretty obscure, even for the ONT. I would put that on the B Movie / Bad Movie thread this weekend. The sad thing is it was a decent *production* with a few good scenes (and I admit a lot of bad ones). Awful movie overall, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:38 AM

Yeah, it's an awful, awful movie. But I love the damn thing. It goes from so bad it's good,back to bloody awful again, but detroys time and space thus making it good again. I can't get enough of Travolta and Forest Whittaker chewing scenery like they were high on drugs.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2012 02:44 AM (yBF/9)

466 I know there will be legendary suffering for me at the border crossing into the US with a Cuba and Nork stamp on the Passport!

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at November 24, 2012 02:38 AM (mK4RS)


I really hope this is a joke.

Did they ever get that journalist back out who was filming near the border in China when the Norks came over, gave them a knot on the head, and dragged them into NK?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:45 AM (bxiXv)

467 Awful movie overall, though.

Just delightfully bad. I wonder if Forrest Tucker was laughing at phoning it in or if he's really that far off his nut.

Posted by: DaveA at November 24, 2012 02:47 AM (Xefrb)

468 Yeah, it's an awful, awful movie.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2012 02:44 AM (yBF/9)


You know how someone made the Phantom Edit of the Phantom Menace that was like twice as good a movie with no midichlorians and almost no Jar Jar?

I almost wonder if someone could do that for The Scientology Movie. Almost.

It wouldn't be worth *remaking* it into a good movie, that's just silly. But with some re-dialogue and cutting and cut scenes you might be able to make a Twelve Monkeys out of it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:47 AM (bxiXv)

469 thats a lotta people to just say "I command you to just let whatever happen to them, i dont care what you hear happening over there."


Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 02:18 AM (r7Ddb)


Heinlein, "SiaSL":



"He fed and sheltered two strangers overnight but his conduct shows that he knew them to be V.I.P.s whether or not he knew they were angels-and by the Koran and by my own lights, his hospitality would have counted for more if he had thought they were just a couple of unworthy poor in need of a pad and a handout. Aside from these insignificant items and Saint Peter’s character reference, there is just one thing that Lot did mentioned anywhere in the Bible on which we can judge his virtue-virtue so great, mind you, that heavenly intercession saved his life. See chapter nineteen of Genesis, verse eight.“



„And what does it say?“



„Look it up when we get home. I don’t expect you to believe me.“



„Jubal! You’re the most infuriating man I’ve ever met.“



„And you’re a very pretty girl and a fair cook, so I don’t mind your ignorance.



All right, I’ll tell you-then you look it up anyhow. Some of Lot’s neighbors came and beat on his door and wanted to meet these two blokes from out of town. Lot didn’t fight with them; he offered ‚em a deal instead. He had two young daughters, virgins-at least, such was his opinion-and he told this crowd of men that he would give them these two little girls and they could use them any way they liked-a gang shagging, a midnight revue, he pleaded with them to do any damn thing they pleased to his daughters . . - only please go ‚way and quit beating on his door.“



„Jubal ... does it really say that?“



„Look it up yourself. I’ve modernized the language but the meaning is as unmistakable as a whore’s wink. Lot offered to let a gang of men- ‚young and old,’ the Bible say-abuse two young virgins under his protection if only they wouldn’t break down his door. Say!“ Jubal leaned forward and beamed.



„Maybe I should have tried that when the S.S. was breaking my door down! Maybe it would have got me into heaven-and Saint Peter knows my chances aren’t too good otherwise.“ Then he frowned and looked worried. „No, it wouldn’t have worked. The recipe plainly calls for ‚virgins intactae’-and I wouldn’t have known which two of you gals to offer those troopers.“



„Hmmph/ You won’t find out from me.“



„Possibly I couldn’t find out from any of you. Even Lot might have been mistaken. But that’s what he promised ‚em-his virgin daughters, young and tender and scared-urged this street gang to rape them as much as they wished in any way they liked - . . if only they would leave him in peace?“ Jubal snorted in disgust. „And the Bible cites this sort of scum as being a righteous man.“


Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 02:50 AM (kaalw)

470 Dark Lord,

They have a beach there, or so I am told. It it marked off. Some foreign chick went 2 inches over the line and they shot her ass dead.

Nork, they could not find their dicks at night while wearing glow in the dark condoms.

Let em come for me. I ain't no beach chick!

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at November 24, 2012 02:52 AM (mK4RS)

471 You know how someone made the Phantom Edit of the Phantom Menace that was like twice as good a movie with no midichlorians and almost no Jar Jar? I almost wonder if someone could do that for The Scientology Movie. Almost. It wouldn't be worth *remaking* it into a good movie, that's just silly. But with some re-dialogue and cutting and cut scenes you might be able to make a Twelve Monkeys out of it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:47 AM

But the bad parts are what makes it worthwhile. I'm not sure it could be worked into something seriously good. It's one of the greatest unintentional comedies ever made. It's Plan 9 From outer Space bad, but with a huge budget and production values. Win-win!

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2012 02:54 AM (yBF/9)

472 Weird life moments. Heading out to have dinner with a friend and realizing that handshake and hug you had with your Grandpa was probably the last time you'll see him on this Earth..

Posted by: Zakn at November 24, 2012 02:56 AM (YkUit)

473 You know how someone made the Phantom Edit of the Phantom Menace that was like twice as good a movie with no midichlorians and almost no Jar Jar? I almost wonder if someone could do that for The Scientology Movie. Almost. It wouldn't be worth *remaking* it into a good movie, that's just silly. But with some re-dialogue and cutting and cut scenes you might be able to make a Twelve Monkeys out of it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 02:47 AM

Mero, what I mean is, you'd have to start from scratch with a different screenplay adaptation. The overall concept is not really a bad one, but a lot of the story details are dodgy as hell. I'm glad they went the way they did with it, because if it wasn't so over the top, it would've been just boring and preposterous, rather than head explodingly bad.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2012 03:06 AM (yBF/9)

474 That rendition of the story of Lot was utter bullshit. Lot was protecting his guests, who most people recognize as angels

Posted by: DAve at November 24, 2012 03:11 AM (XDC0v)

475 Methos I don't know how to post pix here. But I can send u proof to ur email

Posted by: Sunny at November 24, 2012 02:33 AM (Xnxty)
I much appreciate the offer, but as others have indicated, evidence must be offered to moron nation generally. Stupid rules anyway.
That rendition of the story of Lot was utter bullshit. Lot was protecting his guests, who most people recognize as angelsI wonder if he wasn't mocking the crowd. I mean the name of Sodom was forever tied to homosexual activity because that was God's problem with the city, unless I've missed something.cthulhu, I hope your mood improves.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 03:19 AM (hO9ad)

476 Ugh. I hate it when this site eats paragraph breaks.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 03:20 AM (hO9ad)

477 474
That rendition of the story of Lot was utter bullshit. Lot was protecting his guests, who most people recognize as angels

Posted by: DAve at November 24, 2012 03:11 AM (XDC0v)


It's two characters speaking in a novel. What interested me about it was the parallel to Benghazi, not its faithfulness to the Bible. Did Obama tell Al-Qaeda that he would give them Chris Stevens and Sean Smith just for a bit of peace and quiet? Or was there more? What "guests" were present?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 03:22 AM (kaalw)

478 cthulhu, I hope your mood improves.


Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 03:19 AM (hO9ad)

My mood about the Benghazi incident is unlikely to improve until those who have done wrong have all met justice.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 03:27 AM (kaalw)

479 Oh yeah that makes sense- and I share your suspicions about Benghazi. I don't thinkLot was mocking the crowd, they were ready to fuck or kill

Posted by: DAve at November 24, 2012 03:27 AM (XDC0v)

480 And, just to be persnickety: "Sodom and Gomorrah have been used as metaphors for vice and homosexuality viewed as a deviation. The story has therefore given rise to words in several languages, including the English word sodomy, used in so-called sodomy laws to describe a sexual "crime against nature" consisting of anal and/or oral sex, either homosexual or heterosexual." [Wikipedia]

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 03:31 AM (kaalw)

481 I've got pix but don't know how to get links here

Sunny

Posted by: Sunny at November 24, 2012 03:34 AM (Xnxty)

482 Sunny- Use tinyurl

Posted by: Zakn at November 24, 2012 03:39 AM (YkUit)

483 479
Oh yeah that makes sense- and I share your suspicions about Benghazi. I
don't thinkLot was mocking the crowd, they were ready to fuck or kill

Posted by: DAve at November 24, 2012 03:27 AM (XDC0v)


It gets worse when you consider the rumor that Ambassador Stevens was still barely alive when pulled from the smoke and took a rebar up the ass from the mob before dying -- while drones relayed every moment to the Situation Room of the White House. Compare that to Bill Whittle's version here -- http://blip.tv/davidhorowitztv/bill-whittle-6444929 -- and see why Jubal's dismissive "[a]nd the Bible cites this sort of scum as being a righteous man" comes to mind.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 03:44 AM (kaalw)

484
@475 - Re: Sodom
That's what it's remembered for these days, butvarious less authoritative sources (i.e. old books that aren't in the Bible) also often hint at extremely high levels of greed and covetousness on the part of the inhabitants.

At the very least, the locals were threatening to rape (and no doubt rob and murder) the guests of a very well-connected resident of the city (Abraham had single-handedly saved the city some years before without accepting anything in return pretty much just because Lot needed saving at the time), which doesn't speak well of their attitude toward others. That fits with a tendency towant whatever belongs toanyone and everyone who came through...

... and would explain why God sent fire down from heaven to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah, but has allowed San Francisco to remain standing.


(I kid! San Fran still has a decent-sized population of good people still living there, though you could be forgiven for thinking otherwise due to the image that many of the locals project to the outside world...)

Posted by: junior at November 24, 2012 03:45 AM (RZ59m)

485 481
I've got pix but don't know how to get links here



Sunny

Posted by: Sunny at November 24, 2012 03:34 AM (Xnxty)


First, you get the pix on the web. You can use any service, but I've successfully used http://imageshack.us/ -- you're taking a filename on your computer and transferring it to a web address on a server.


Then you go to the web link to the pix and grab its URL. You can take that to www.tinyurl.com and make it small enough for Pixy's hamsters to run with.

Then you can paste that tinyurl in your comment.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 03:48 AM (kaalw)

486 Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 03:44 AM (kaalw)



By the way, seen any autopsy reports for anyone who died in Benghazi? I'm not holding my breath, mind you....

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 03:52 AM (kaalw)

487 ....and, BTW, Gushie's point cannot be stressed enough -- it wasn't just the four guys that died, it was the ten-times-larger group that were thrown to the mob. Two died early, and two more died while protecting 30+ more. Forty people who were ON THEIR OWN because they relied on the United States for their safety......and were abandoned.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 04:01 AM (kaalw)

488 Microsoft dropping the hammer on videogames
http://tinyurl.com/csj9eud

Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2012 04:06 AM (tw6Ar)

489 My mood about the Benghazi incident is unlikely to improve until those who have done wrong have all met justice.


Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 03:27 AM (kaalw)

Agreed. I shared DAve's misinterpretation of the direction you were thinking with the Lot comment.
I'm still having trouble making sense of what Obama was thinking in all this. Whether or not there was some negotiation with Al Qaeda, if his orders, or lack thereof, had been followed, we'd be looking at over 40 dead. How could he think that wasn't going to get noticed by someone (And I don't mean the half of the country that gives him a pass for having that (D) after his name)?

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 04:07 AM (hO9ad)

490 I'm still having trouble making sense of what Obama was thinking in all this.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 04:07 AM (hO9ad)


There's just Shit We Don't Know about that situation.

Everything makes sense if you know enough, we just often never find out they details.

Whether it turns out to be the MANPADS to Syria thing, or the Secret Prisons thing, or something else. Hopefully we will find out.

The worst part is knowing the MFM are complicit in a wide range of cover-ups. Paranoia is only a neurosis when you aren't surrounded by people conspiring against you.

On the upside, I think I've figured out why aliens haven't openly contacted us lately. I mean, would you?

I used to be such an optimist.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 04:28 AM (bxiXv)

491 On the upside, I think I've figured out why aliens haven't openly contacted us lately. I mean, would you?

We're the grays' version of Jersey Shore.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 04:35 AM (hO9ad)

492 I'm still having trouble making sense of what Obama was thinking in all this.



Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 04:07 AM (hO9ad)


===


everything that isn't impossible or actually happening right now has a probability between zero and one. one probability I keep discounting on mere faith is maybe he just hates us all and wants to see us punished or destroyed.


another probability I keep discounting is he does whatever his saudi masters tell him to do.


the probability I keep thinking must be closest to one is he is just a fucking dumbass.

Posted by: jc at November 24, 2012 04:36 AM (kfC1R)

493 ABC show compares climate skeptics to pedophiles.

Yeah, bitches, let's do metaphor war, you self-righteous power-mongering thieving lying corrupt sacks of shit.

Difference being I haven't got to metaphors yet, that was just description.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 04:56 AM (bxiXv)

494 Democrats are just thieves and babykillers.

Yeah, I don't get this metaphor thing either.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 05:01 AM (hO9ad)

495 490
I'm still having trouble making sense of what Obama was thinking in all this.



Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 04:07 AM (hO9ad)



There's just Shit We Don't Know about that situation.



Everything makes sense if you know enough, we just often never find out they details.



Whether it turns out to be the MANPADS to Syria thing, or the Secret
Prisons thing, or something else. Hopefully we will find out.



The worst part is knowing the MFM are complicit in a wide range of
cover-ups. Paranoia is only a neurosis when you aren't surrounded by
people conspiring against you.



On the upside, I think I've figured out why aliens haven't openly contacted us lately. I mean, would you?



I used to be such an optimist.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 04:28 AM (bxiXv)


Here's yet another thing that I don't like. Romney alludes to this in Debate #2, which is about something or another, then doesn't say a goddamned thing in Debate #3, FOREIGN POLICY. WTF? WTFF?? I can't imagine that it suddenly seemed like a good idea -- that would be too much a Spock-with-goatee world. So did they tell him "here's the truth, but if you mention it we'll have to kill you" or what?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 05:05 AM (kaalw)

496
448what disgusts me is that they commanded the rescue teams to abandon... but close to FOURTY PEOPLE.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 24, 2012 02:18 AM (r7Ddb) ******************* GREAT post.

Posted by: Baldy at November 24, 2012 05:11 AM (qHaMv)

497 So did they tell him "here's the truth, but if you mention it we'll have to kill you" or what?

I don't think there's any chance at all that the Obama regime fully informed Romney of what went down in Benghazi.

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 05:25 AM (hO9ad)

498 I wonder if Barry does any thinking on such matters. Or, any matters other than what he knows as a choomunity organiser. Barry strikes mje as the sort of lazy, feckless fuck that hands everything off to whatever fellow dipshit is in his bong circle. I reckon even if something close to his heart was on the cards, like storming a metaphorical winter palace, he'd wind up saying "Screw it. I'll do it tomorrow."

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2012 05:27 AM (yBF/9)

499 497
So did they tell him "here's the truth, but if you mention it we'll have to kill you" or what?

I don't think there's any chance at all that the Obama regime fully informed Romney of what went down in Benghazi.


Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 05:25 AM (hO9ad)


So, why did Romney bring it up tangentially in a non-"foreign policy" debate, but drop it altogether in a subsequent "foreign policy" debate? I don't think he was "fully informed" either, but what sort of information did he get?

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 05:30 AM (kaalw)

500 Oh, BTW -- possibly the first use of "community organizer" -- http://tinyurl.com/cutaujb

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 05:32 AM (kaalw)

501 Wow. I polished off 20....yes, count 'em. 20 Mooseheads in about 6 hours. I feel good right now, ask me again when I wake up.

I'll always wonder why Romney never went after Zero on Benghazi.....

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 24, 2012 05:43 AM (yJYwC)

502 So, why did Romney bring it up tangentially in a non-"foreign policy"
debate, but drop it altogether in a subsequent "foreign policy" debate?


At a guess, I would go with the same reason he commented at the beginning of the affair and then went silent. He wussed out, which is entirely in keeping with his campaign theme of "it's okay to like Obama, but maybe let's try something else."

Posted by: Methos at November 24, 2012 05:44 AM (hO9ad)

503
#499: Because the MFM HAMMERED him on it - unfairly - and for the low information voters, that's all they can hear. And they vote based on what they hear - and their lady parts, apparently.

Posted by: Ruth In Iowa at November 24, 2012 05:44 AM (LhpYW)

504 501
Wow. I polished off 20....yes, count 'em. 20 Mooseheads in about 6 hours. I feel good right now, ask me again when I wake up.

I'll always wonder why Romney never went after Zero on Benghazi.....


Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 24, 2012 05:43 AM (yJYwC)


Another fan of the Moose here, but 20......dude. I'm already worried about occasionally cracking double-digits.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 05:45 AM (kaalw)

505 I just kept cracking them and they were going down so goooood.....I have to hide the empties from the wife somehow.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 24, 2012 05:51 AM (yJYwC)

506 @502, @503 --



Here's the thing. The Administration gives him security briefings; Romney has to weigh political fallout. The briefings could be detailed, omit important facts, or be outright fabrications. Benghazi stinks on ice to the casual observer. What could they possibly tell Romney that would make him think there was some meat available at the 2nd Debate and that he should drop it at the 3rd?



That there's a big nothingburger there? Really? A nothingburger in four caskets?



That, like Iwo Jima, there was an important goal worth the lives of four patriots? That somehow we can't be aware of 70 days afterwards?



That the Press can hound the campaign? About an obvious failure of nerve or execution by the Administration?



Because Romney wanted to play nice with Obama? Is that a normal reaction to leaving forty people to die?



Again, we don't know much.....but what we do know doesn't plausibly fit with observed behavior. Something is wildly out-of-kilter.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 06:04 AM (kaalw)

507 Arrrrrrrgh. I smoke, and want to vape instead, since I fail on quitting... anyway, so I bookmarked Ace's thread, now I can't find it! Where he switches to vape?

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at November 24, 2012 06:05 AM (uMfFZ)

508 Nothing odd. Romney is afraid of the George Romney Vietnam "brainwashing" curse, and Obama/Jarrett is afraid of Carter'd failed hostage rescue attampt. In both men's minds, better to do nothing than to fail.

Posted by: Baldy at November 24, 2012 06:21 AM (qHaMv)

509 Amy, I saved the product names and one link from that vape post:

One good thing about the Eco-C is that the atomizers themselves are swappable (not just the whole atomizer assembly; the little atomizer comes out from the shell).

Don't buy from Totally Wicked until you check their twitter account for the discount code.

http://tinyurl.com/am6wnb5

I'm using the Tornado now as well. Highly recommend it.


Posted by: CDR M at November 07, 2012 09:32 PM (dKV5k)


The Eco-C is the one Ace is using. Hope this helps.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 24, 2012 06:24 AM (ccXZP)

510 Again, we don't know much.....but what we do know doesn't plausibly fit with observed behavior. Something is wildly out-of-kilter.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 24, 2012 06:04 AM (kaalw)


Yeah, I pretty much been in that place since 1992. The more informed I am the more I've obviously missed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 24, 2012 06:27 AM (bxiXv)

511 New thread for the fellas.

Posted by: In Cognito at November 24, 2012 06:40 AM (JCIjD)

512 Did pretty well in the Microsoft Store blowout but a lot of stuff, like Skyrim, was sold out I would have leapt at for $10 each. I'll check back later to see if they restock.

Posted by: epobirs at November 24, 2012 06:53 AM (kcfmt)

513 Might watch that corn studded turd Red Dawn redux when it comes out on cable. The marxist messiah is way more dangerous than some N.Korean paratroopers who would probably come air dropping in to find some bacon.

Posted by: loves me some bacon at November 24, 2012 07:30 AM (Kflw4)

514 Red Dawn was okay. It wasn't terrible enough to be entertainingly bad, it wasn't good enough to be good.

The opening credits though were interesting. It was like Zerohedge refined and concentrated.

Posted by: Xmas at November 24, 2012 08:00 AM (akgpl)

515 509
Amy, I saved the product names and one link from that vape post:

One
good thing about the Eco-C is that the atomizers themselves are
swappable (not just the whole atomizer assembly; the little atomizer
comes out from the shell).

Don't buy from Totally Wicked until you check their twitter account for the discount code.

http://tinyurl.com/am6wnb5

I'm using the Tornado now as well. Highly recommend it.

Posted by: CDR M at November 07, 2012 09:32 PM (dKV5k)


The Eco-C is the one Ace is using. Hope this helps.


Posted by: GnuBreed at November 24, 2012 06:24 AM (ccXZP)

You rock GnuBreed, ty !!!

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at November 26, 2012 07:37 AM (uMfFZ)






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