College Football Thread

Today's lineup (all times Eastern):

Ohio vs. Kent (23) (now)
Nebraska (14) vs. Iowa (noon)
LSU (7) vs. Arkansas (2:30p)
Washington (25) vs. Washington State (3:30p)
Arizona State vs. Arizona (24) (10:00p)

Pointiness factor: 8.5

Posted by: Andy at 11:47 AM



Comments

1 That certainly doesn't look like a football field in the background.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 23, 2012 11:49 AM (6k/7P)

2 All with the same spinal condition?

Posted by: USA at November 23, 2012 11:50 AM (RIg+t)

3 Ewwww. Pointy, scaly elbows.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at November 23, 2012 11:51 AM (c2oll)

4 My goodness, it's like a smorgasbord all up in here.

Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2012 11:51 AM (d8K+M)

5
2 All with the same spinal condition?
Posted by: USA at November 23, 2012 11:50 AM (RIg+t)




You have something against double-jointed cheerleaders?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2012 11:52 AM (c2oll)

6 The chick on the right, yeah, she looks like she would like it bounced off her forehead.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 11:53 AM (GEICT)

7 They look, umm, fit.

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2012 11:56 AM (2AGE+)

8 Three elbows, no waiting

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 11:56 AM (wwsoB)

9 Exposed bra straps and footie socks are hot.

Posted by: Dick Smack at November 23, 2012 11:57 AM (wIgpo)

10 The ones who are good enough for NFL cheerleading get a new pair of boobehs as a signing bonus

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 11:58 AM (wwsoB)

11 Iowa's already playing again? You'd think they would learn...

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 23, 2012 11:59 AM (r5w1L)

12 ugh . powdery armpit skin folds .

disgusting.

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 23, 2012 12:00 PM (EZl54)

13 10 The ones who are good enough for NFL cheerleading get a new pair of boobehs as a signing bonus

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 11:58 AM (wwsoB)




Nah, they get a padded bra and a lot of tape.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 12:00 PM (GEICT)

14 That certainly doesn't look like a football field in the background.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 23, 2012 11:49 AM (6k/7P)


There's a background?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Our only hope. Literally. at November 23, 2012 12:01 PM (yTtpr)

15 You know, the pron industry is aware of the value of putting their "models" in cheerleader outfits. I'm going to assume there are other pictures in this series that are no less cheerful, but significantly less fully clothed.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2012 12:02 PM (BeSEI)

16 Thunder thighs!

Posted by: joncelli at November 23, 2012 12:03 PM (CWlPF)

17
I think those are the cheerleaders for the annual pumpkin throw and horseshoe contest. NTTAWWT

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2012 12:04 PM (3BbLJ)

18 Nothing screams GO TEAM! like posing on the driveway to the township maintenance facility.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 23, 2012 12:04 PM (D14m4)

19 All three are dick-slap worthy.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at November 23, 2012 12:04 PM (QupBk)

20 And the middle girl looks like Courtney Cox's less successful sister, Lottie Cox.

Lottie also has an "acting" career.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2012 12:05 PM (BeSEI)

21 Well, since no one has called dibs yet, I'll take the young lady on the far left. Looks like she would be the one who would most enjoy giving me a neck and shoulder rub while I'm watching the Nebraska vs Iowa game.

Posted by: Yeah, neck and shoulder rubs at November 23, 2012 12:07 PM (PNi9V)

22 The blonde is squinting like she's just received a Maine Surprise.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 12:07 PM (4Lo/K)

23 15 You know, the pron industry is aware of the value of putting their "models" in cheerleader outfits. I'm going to assume there are other pictures in this series that are no less cheerful, but significantly less fully clothed.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2012 12:02 PM (BeSEI)




You mean like this?


SuperNSFW pic and site


http://tinyurl.com/b7ta9sv

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 12:10 PM (GEICT)

24 That brunette in the middle could crack walnuts betwixt her knees with those pistons.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 23, 2012 12:10 PM (Nc/0B)

25 You could cutunobtainium with them elbows.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at November 23, 2012 12:10 PM (ybA9f)

26 Why are they in some guy's dirt driveway in the middle of nowhere? Maybe ASU has some sort of cheerleader delivery service, in which case I have a phone call to make...

Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2012 12:15 PM (FcR7P)

27 Butterfaces!

Posted by: John P. Squibob at November 23, 2012 12:16 PM (kqqGm)

28 I really don't understand why since I am female but I am always amused by the cheerleader critiques.

Posted by: Long Island at November 23, 2012 12:20 PM (hl8SI)

29 ASU chicks are slutty.

Posted by: garett at November 23, 2012 12:21 PM (4REjX)

30 I'm going to read the comments now and see how long it takes before the word "butterface" is said.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 23, 2012 12:25 PM (2KBjW)

31 30
I'm going to read the comments now and see how long it takes before the word "butterface" is said.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 23, 2012 12:25 PM (2KBjW)

You won't have to wait long.

Posted by: joncelli at November 23, 2012 12:26 PM (CWlPF)

32 What a wonderful thing to have dick-slapping and pointy elbows in such close proximity. I have already laughed my ass off several times this morning. You guys are the best!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 12:26 PM (kpCLl)

33 "Dick-slap" is so vulgar. I prefer "mushroom stamp."

Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at November 23, 2012 12:29 PM (Q8Wa9)

34 Peaches, don't forget the douchebag schadenfreude! My personal favorite this morn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2012 12:29 PM (c2oll)

35 Pointiness factor: 8.5

Looks like that pic was taken in a Tallahassee trailer park.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 12:30 PM (P8/no)

36 The earlobes that are not of equal size, eyes that are far too close together ...

eewwoo

sad, really.


Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 23, 2012 12:31 PM (EZl54)

37 On ESPN2 they're showing the Syracuse-Temple game and they just put up a graphic about conference tie-ins to specific bowl games. Now I know that corporate sponsorship is important, but some of these bowl names are getting ridiculous. "Congratulations! You won the Beef 'O' Brady's St. Petersburg Bowl!"






Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at November 23, 2012 12:32 PM (6k/7P)

38 The one in the middle looks like a carny.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2012 12:33 PM (4REjX)

39
The blonde is squinting like she's just received a Maine Surprise.

Posted by: Waterhouse
It was a defensive move. She was lining up her elbow sites.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 23, 2012 12:33 PM (bmBLU)

40 Which one is the tranny?

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 12:39 PM (bWwMZ)

41 Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 12:10 PM (GEICT)

Not going to go there until after the sun goes down, dude.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 12:41 PM (bWwMZ)

42 @40 - The blonde, pre-op. "She" is still in the adjustment phase of hormone therapy.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 23, 2012 12:42 PM (D14m4)

43 I like the one in the middle.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:42 PM (TYO2p)

44 The one on the right would put me in the hospital for at least a week, but it would be worth it.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 12:42 PM (bWwMZ)

45 Our own AoShq tranny did not make an appearance last night?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:43 PM (TYO2p)

46 Actually, I don't know if he is a tranny or not. I'm surprised he hasn't demanded a wedding shower from us.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:44 PM (TYO2p)

47 Actually, I don't know if he is a tranny or not. I'm surprised he hasn't demanded a wedding shower from us.
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:44 PM (TYO2p)


jimi ray?

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 12:44 PM (bWwMZ)

48 Who else?

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:45 PM (TYO2p)

49 Who else?
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:45 PM (TYO2p)

Just double-checking.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 12:46 PM (bWwMZ)

50 41 -

It's three girls in cheerleader outfits, waist up, and only one of them is lifting her shirt.

If you're at work, you may not want it in your cache, but otherwise, this being the internet and all, you've seen worse.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2012 12:47 PM (BeSEI)

51 I don't believe any of his shit. He's just a gay guy who is trolling the place pretending to be conservative.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:47 PM (TYO2p)

52 Isabella Out Wandering Aimlessly

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 23, 2012 12:49 PM (rzTDZ)

53 >>He's just a gay guy who is trolling the place pretending to be conservative.

I'm pretty sure JeffB has a girlfriend.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2012 12:50 PM (4REjX)

54 I don't believe any of his shit. He's just a gay guy who is trolling the place pretending to be conservative.
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:47 PM (TYO2p)

Indeed so. The best way to set him off is to say he talks too much and needs to keep it short.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 12:52 PM (bWwMZ)

55 Lets see if got this straight Jimi ray is gay guy pretending to be a conservative tranny?

That's a lot effort. He/she should get a new hobby.

Posted by: Long Island at November 23, 2012 12:52 PM (hl8SI)

56 The Holy Cheerleaders of Antioch
Thou shalt count to three,no more,no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count,and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count,neither count two,excepting that thou proceed to three.

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at November 23, 2012 12:53 PM (ZRoGl)

57 >>He's just a gay guy who is trolling the place pretending to be conservative.

I'm pretty sure JeffB has a girlfriend.
Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2012 12:50 PM (4REjX)

I was thinking of chi-town.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 12:53 PM (bWwMZ)

58 Engineers can use the elbow of the cheerleader on the right as a draftsmen's triangle

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:53 PM (wwsoB)

59 The Holy Cheerleaders of Antioch
Thou shalt count to three,no more,no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count,and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count,neither count two,excepting that thou proceed to three.
Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at November 23, 2012 12:53 PM (ZRoGl)

Five is right out.

Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 12:54 PM (bWwMZ)

60 ASU chicks are slutty.

Go on.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at November 23, 2012 12:55 PM (QupBk)

61 Looking at the part in the blonde's hair, it's a sure thing that she's dark brunette under the skirt

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:56 PM (wwsoB)

62

someone on the radio just mentioned Paul McGuire

remember him calling games?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 12:56 PM (J+M4l)

63 29 ASU chicks are slutty.

########

Warm-weather colleges do that. Im looking for some nice liberal-arts LUG factory in Minot, N.D. for my girls.

Posted by: Ferb Fletcher at November 23, 2012 12:57 PM (Q8Wa9)

64
number 1's adam's apple was already id'd but you guys couldn't see the man hands on number 3 ?

come on!


Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 23, 2012 12:57 PM (EZl54)

65 Those girls are not made of plastic and they have real boobehs, normal size for highly trained athletes. Contrast with the poor girl on the Cowboys cheerleading squad who was indeed made of plastic out of the dreams of some of you. Or all of you.

Posted by: Tonestaple at November 23, 2012 12:59 PM (gvVlx)

66 What background?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 01:00 PM (nkiQM)

67 I'm guessing there's another shot of this out there waiting to be found. That pose is just begging for 3D.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda has 3D glasses at November 23, 2012 01:00 PM (c16IJ)

68 OT: If any of you morons play Black Ops 2 on Xbox Live, some of us at Innocent Bystanders are going to try playing together tonight. Info is at the IB blog.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at November 23, 2012 01:01 PM (eHwT1)

69 Admire my ornaments, fools and wankers !!

Posted by: the white picket fence in the background at November 23, 2012 01:01 PM (Dll6b)

70 liberal-arts LUG factory


Great description

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 01:02 PM (z9HTb)

71 Eh, stop your bitching guys. I'd give them all a 1 on the 0 to 1 scale.

Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 01:03 PM (5WxMt)

72 This is a very nice photo.

http://tinyurl.com/bk9rqma

NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 01:03 PM (GsoHv)

73 Retired Geezer and Brewfan will provide the comedy, I'll bring the f-bombs.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at November 23, 2012 01:04 PM (eHwT1)

74

where are they, in the middle of a farm?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 01:04 PM (J+M4l)

75 They look like high school girls.

Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 01:05 PM (TYO2p)

76 A man can dream, can't he?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 01:05 PM (nkiQM)

77 Look at the stout little fireplug in the middle. Wouldn't want her to get me into a scissors lock.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 01:06 PM (jucos)

78 Walkers!: I thought the same thing. They look like naughty, naughty high school girls.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at November 23, 2012 01:06 PM (eHwT1)

79 Contrast with the poor girl on the Cowboys cheerleading squad who was indeed made of plastic out of the dreams of some of you.

♫ she looks like the real thing
she tastes like the real thing ♪

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKd06s1LNik

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 01:07 PM (4Lo/K)

80 also dirty shoes.

dirty, dirty shoes.

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 23, 2012 01:07 PM (EZl54)

81 where are they, in the middle of a farm?
That's Keith Olbermann Feeled at Cornell Cow College. Moo! Go, Cows, go!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 23, 2012 01:08 PM (nkiQM)

82 I think the one on the left is the lead singer from 'Hole'.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2012 01:08 PM (HWUYs)

83 72 This is a very nice photo.

http://tinyurl.com/bk9rqma

NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 01:03 PM (GsoHv)



Excellent work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 01:08 PM (GEICT)

84 77
Look at the stout little fireplug in the middle. Wouldn't want her to get me into a scissors lock.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 01:06 PM

If she ever has trouble paying her student loans, she could get a job at a scrapyard crushing cars with those thighs

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:09 PM (wwsoB)

85 Any guesses where the super-conference shuffle will end up?

Seeing rumors of total implosion of the ACC. UVA, UNC, GaTech being courted by the Big10. FSU and Clemson talking to Big12. And VaTech, NCState talking to SEC.

Seems crazy. Would seem to ruin Big10's appeal as a source of Midwest pride.

I think that's a big part of the SEC's success and fanaticism. Supporting the SEC is a way for Southerners to express pride in the South without being called a racist.

The SEC seems likely to remain a Southern conference when all is said and done. But the Big10 seems to run the risk of diluting their brand. And unlike the South, most Midwesterners have plenty of pro teams they could cheer for instead.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 23, 2012 01:11 PM (R+6Q+)

86 Many cultures have their strange and unique customs and celebrations.

The Fins hold The World Wife Carrying Championship.

Gloucestershire, England holds the Cheese Rolling Festival.

Morons bitch about pointy elbows.

The tradition is rooted in, um, tradition. Embrace it.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 23, 2012 01:11 PM (D14m4)

87 84 If she ever has trouble paying her student loans, she could get a job at a scrapyard crushing cars with those thighs

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:09 PM (wwsoB)



I'm sure there's something much more lucrative that she could do...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 01:11 PM (GEICT)

88 One thing that makes me smile when looking at those cheerleaders is that they give swirlies to the girls in the glee club

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:12 PM (wwsoB)

89

there's a chick at the gym in her 40's with a superb pooper

I'm almost tempted to take her pic to show you guys. But that would be wrong.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 01:12 PM (J+M4l)

90 Calling something magnificent a "pooper" or "turd-cutter" just seems so wrong.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 01:14 PM (4Lo/K)

91 80 also dirty shoes.

dirty, dirty shoes.
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 23, 2012 01:07 PM (EZl54)


--------------


They're from Iowa. That's not dirt.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 01:14 PM (e9eRd)

92 22
The blonde is squinting like she's just received a Maine Surprise.


Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 12:07 PM

And on this day, a new Moron term is coined

Hopefully it makes it to the Urban Dictionary

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:14 PM (wwsoB)

93

dumper, then?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 01:15 PM (J+M4l)

94 87
84 If she ever has trouble paying her student loans, she could get a job at a scrapyard crushing cars with those thighs



Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:09 PM (wwsoB)







I'm sure there's something much more lucrative that she could do...

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 01:11 PM

Turning charcoal briquettes into diamonds?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:16 PM (wwsoB)

95 I'd hit it.

I'd hit it.

I'd hit it.

Repeat 3X

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 23, 2012 01:16 PM (+AV7H)

96 92 - So let it be written, so let it be done!

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 23, 2012 01:16 PM (D14m4)

97 89

there's a chick at the gym in her 40's with a superb pooper

I'm almost tempted to take her pic to show you guys. But that would be wrong.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 01:12 PM (J+M4l)




I don't see an issue.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 01:17 PM (GEICT)

98
Many cultures have their strange and unique customs and celebrations.

Don't forget Maine . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 01:17 PM (kpCLl)

99 18
Nothing screams GO TEAM! like posing on the driveway to the township maintenance facility.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 23, 2012 12:04 PM

So THAT's what the "Tractor Story" is all about!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 23, 2012 01:17 PM (wwsoB)

100 Don't forget Maine . . .


Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 01:17 PM

We ALWAYS remember the Maine

Gotta love the Maine

Posted by: William Randolph Hearst at November 23, 2012 01:18 PM (wwsoB)

101 Turning charcoal briquettes into diamonds?


Yeah, something like that. Turning something hard into something harder.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 01:18 PM (GEICT)

102
Matching bra straps show they are a team.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 23, 2012 01:19 PM (3BbLJ)

103 Tonight on Cheerleader Survivor, the cheerleaders have been dropped off in rural Fucklahoma. Watch as they try to make their way out of the countryside without getting shot, torn to shreds by dogs, or gummed to death by moonshiners.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2012 01:21 PM (ON54M)

104 It's been 29 years since that Black Friday game between Boston College and Miami

Doug Flutie vs Bernie Kosar

Now get off my lawn

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:23 PM (wwsoB)

105 Is it wrong that I want the legs of all three of these chicks wrapped around my head in a nice Christmas bow?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 23, 2012 01:23 PM (+AV7H)

106 103
Tonight on Cheerleader Survivor, the cheerleaders have been dropped off
in rural Fucklahoma. Watch as they try to make their way out of the
countryside without getting shot, torn to shreds by dogs, or gummed to
death by moonshiners.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2012 01:21 PM

You forgot eaten by zombies

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:24 PM (wwsoB)

107 72 This is a very nice photo.

---------

I do wonder why a place called tittyblog would bother having a "titties" tag for their post. Shouldn't they all be tagged with that?

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 23, 2012 01:24 PM (c16IJ)

108 I'm almost tempted to take her pic to show you guys. But that would be wrong.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 01:12 PM (J+M4l)

Why? Just don't let your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend find the photo.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 01:24 PM (GsoHv)

109 Tonight on Cheerleader Survivor...
****************

Wasn't that a straight to DVD release?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 23, 2012 01:25 PM (+AV7H)

110 Surprise, surprise, surprise !!!

Posted by: Stephen King at November 23, 2012 01:25 PM (wwsoB)

111 OK, so it's Arizona State cheerleaders on a farm in Iowa? I'm so confuzeded and befuddled!?!

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at November 23, 2012 01:26 PM (rzTDZ)

112 110 comments and no one has complained that Ace hasn't posted an earthshattering story headlined on Drudge



Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:28 PM (wwsoB)

113 I'm almost tempted to take her pic to show you guys. But that would be wrong.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 01:12 PM (J+M4l)

Why?



Because he might be talking about the chocolate starfish, not the buns.

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 01:28 PM (z9HTb)

114 Black Friday headlines on Drudge;

'Gang fight' at Black Friday sale...
Man Punched in Face Pulls Gun On Line-Cutting Shopper...
VIDEO: Man bitten in WALMART...
Customers run over in parking lot...
Woman busted after throwing merchandise...
Thousands storm VICTORIA'S SECRET...
VIDEO: Insane battle over phones...
Mayhem at Nebraska mall where 9 murdered in 2007...
Shoplifter tries to mace security guards...
Men Steal Boy's Shopping Bag Outside BED, BATH BEYOND...
Heckler calls them zombies...


I don't see any Maine Surprises so far

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:30 PM (wwsoB)

115 That blonde ain't squinting. She is winking. At me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 23, 2012 01:31 PM (SCTXH)

116 "Maine Surprise"???

Seriously?

I'm gonna have to create a database just to keep up with all the memes around here. If I can do that, what's AllenG's excuse for not starting a blog yet?

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 23, 2012 01:32 PM (MG6Y6)

117 The middle one seems more eager to please than her wingwomen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2012 01:33 PM (BAS5M)

118 Lately I've noticed that half the shit on Drudge is from yesterday's Yahoo headlines. I don't think he's really trying all that hard lately.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 01:33 PM (kpCLl)

119 Other Drudge holiday headlines;

Woman Arrested After Stabbing Dinner Guest with Serving Fork...

Clown dies in front of MACY's parade viewers...

BAD: ABC's Michael Jackson tribute stomped by Thanksgiving football...


Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:33 PM (wwsoB)

120 Posted by: Brian Dennehy at November 23, 2012 01:32 PM (MG6Y6)


I keep hearing that AllenG is thinking about starting a blog. What's the over/under on when he might actually publish something?

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 01:34 PM (Cnqmv)

121 Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 01:33 PM (kpCLl)


I think he (Drudge) has been phoning it in since election day.

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 01:36 PM (Cnqmv)

122 Clown dies in front of MACY's parade viewers...

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:33 PM

He didn't just die, he was murdered by the fascist police in retaliation for the clown and cop beat down the other day

Posted by: OWS at November 23, 2012 01:36 PM (wwsoB)

123 Tonight on Cheerleader Survivor...
****************

Wasn't that a straight to DVD release?

Posted by: Christina Hendricks's


Unfortunately the masters were lost in the Great Chicken Unchoakening of '12.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2012 01:37 PM (ON54M)

124 The middle one seems more eager to please than her wingwomen.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 23, 2012 01:33 PM

She has a butter face so...yeah

Posted by: Zardoz the Great at November 23, 2012 01:38 PM (BAnPT)

125 I think he (Drudge) has been phoning it in since election day.
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 01:36 PM (Cnqmv)

Drudge is probably on vaca after the whole election season and just has his people running the site on autopilot till he comes back.
That's what I've been assuming anyways

Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 01:38 PM (5WxMt)

126 The middle one seems more eager to please than her wingwomen.


The one on the right with the extra buttery face has her skirt hiked up.

Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 01:38 PM (z9HTb)

127 119 -

Heartbreaking picture of the guy being carried away on a stretcher. He's got his clown costume on, obviously, but standing right behind them is his wife, in her identical outfit, with makeup.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2012 01:40 PM (BeSEI)

128 Didn't someone promise a pic of MILF ass I the wild?


At least, that's the way I read it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 01:40 PM (GEICT)

129 Obviously all the other male morons here are too good for these cheerleaders. Now, now, it is ok, you can cry on my shoulder and....

Posted by: Penfold at November 23, 2012 01:40 PM (7jGlJ)

130 Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 01:38 PM (z9HTb)


I'll take door # 3!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 01:41 PM (Cnqmv)

131
The chick in the middle sometimes joins me at parties, but her mustache is troublesome.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 23, 2012 01:41 PM (lDWQr)

132

can't walk around the gym snapping pics of the women's cabooses

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 01:43 PM (J+M4l)

133 The one on the right with the extra buttery face has her skirt hiked up.


Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 01:38 PM

Her cousin Billy Ray taught her that when they would go walking.

Posted by: Zardoz the Great at November 23, 2012 01:43 PM (BAnPT)

134
Did 'um all, and they were good!

Posted by: Will Folk at November 23, 2012 01:44 PM (lDWQr)

135 Posted by: BurtTC at November 23, 2012 01:40 PM (BeSEI)

Yeah that was a super-sad story.

Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 01:44 PM (kpCLl)

136 132 can't walk around the gym snapping pics of the women's cabooses

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Restraining order?

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 23, 2012 01:45 PM (c16IJ)

137 132

can't walk around the gym snapping pics of the women's cabooses

Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 01:43 PM (J+M4l)




weak

Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 23, 2012 01:45 PM (GEICT)

138 Actually, Cheerleader Survivor sounds like a formula for win...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2012 01:47 PM (ON54M)

139 Actually, Cheerleader Survivor sounds like a formula for win...



Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2012 01:47 PM (ON54M)

I can just imagine the immunity games!
BBL, I'll be in my bunk!

Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 01:48 PM (Cnqmv)

140 can't walk around the gym snapping pics of the women's cabooses

Pretend to be texting.

Posted by: toby928 for TB at November 23, 2012 01:51 PM (QupBk)

141 "Blonde" on the left is Meggy Mac, pre enhancement.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 23, 2012 01:53 PM (JJ+PT)

142 Slow news day. But still depressing. Bibi losing popularity according to the news splat on my opening page.

Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 01:54 PM (ImKJe)

143 Hi rons, I'm trapped at ma's with teh pa in law. A close talker with issues that border on a personality disorder. I tried to escape but he hides the booze. I did see something hillarious here in rural Tenn. A combination, gas staion, conveiance store tattoo parlor and daycare center. Is it a wonder most of these people are on meth.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at November 23, 2012 01:54 PM (zsHZY)

144 132



can't walk around the gym snapping pics of the women's cabooses



Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 01:43 PM (J+M4l)



it's a secret espionage mission for the conservative cabal - the future of the Republic is in your hands .

also different angles are important. For veracity.

kthnxbai

Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 23, 2012 01:56 PM (EZl54)

145 141
"Blonde" on the left is Meggy Mac, pre enhancement.


Posted by: Joe Mama at November 23, 2012 01:53 PM

And pre all you can eat buffet

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:58 PM (wwsoB)

146 Is this photo anywhere near ASU? Looks very un-desert-y.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 23, 2012 02:23 PM (xR/ya)

147 Shall we say, I would happily risk jail time in Maine for propositioning he one in the middle.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 02:34 PM (I2LwF)

148 144
also different angles are important. For veracity stereograms.

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fixt

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 23, 2012 02:47 PM (c16IJ)

149 elbows!


very nice Andrew,


very nice.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 23, 2012 03:13 PM (pUqSw)

150 Ah yes....ASU cheerleaders. Whenever I think of ASU cheerleaders I can't help but think of Courtney Simpson. If you don't know who that is...google her. She was kicked of the cheer team for doing pron.

Posted by: Sho Nuff at November 23, 2012 03:29 PM (jo0fs)

151 ....While wearing her ASU uniform.

Posted by: Sho Nuff at November 23, 2012 03:29 PM (jo0fs)

152 Thighs, lots of thighs. These gals can snap 4 inch thick logs like tooth picks with those thighs. The blonde has that "Maine me stud" look. After yesterday the three of them, me and photos of the great state of Maine are just what the doctor ordered. Nice matching bras as indicated by the straps is a nice touch. Do you think they are issued by ASU or do the lasses have to purchase their own? College is so expensive these days!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 23, 2012 04:57 PM (RXQ2T)

153
84 77
Look at the stout little fireplug in the middle. Wouldn't want her to get me into a scissors lock.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 01:06 PM

If she ever has trouble paying her student loans, she could get a job at a scrapyard crushing cars with those thighs

Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 01:09 PM (wwsoB)

~~~~

I have a feeling she has 2 or three 40-50 year olds paying her way through school plus a little extra cash for her shopping habits. This is ASU.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 23, 2012 05:02 PM (RXQ2T)

154
neat... love the background. trailer trash cheerleaders.

Posted by: jacke at November 23, 2012 05:14 PM (5Cwv4)

155 Not your best selection.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 23, 2012 09:25 PM (oe1aw)

156 :: 146 Is this photo anywhere near ASU? Looks very un-desert-y.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo

Looks like either Mesa or Gilbert, AZ (my bet would be on Gilbert). Could also be Queen Creek, there's a few places where you can see horse farms or scenery like that...

Posted by: ASU Fan - Fork Tucson at November 24, 2012 01:27 PM (IQYEh)

157 Blondes do it better.

Posted by: Comrade Kulak at November 24, 2012 06:40 PM (Kflw4)






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