Overnight Open Thread (11-21-2012) - Pre-Thanksgiving Jitters Edition
How About Some Hawt Thanksgiving Pr0n?
These are just the pics that decorum and blog standards allow me to post. The rest are NSFYW. If your stomach-boner persists for more than 4 hours, it's a sign that your body is craving critical dessert nutrients. And electrolytes.
It's not hard to see why companies view modern unions as a slow-growing malignancy. You may survive for a while with some quality of life but in the end the cancer always kills the host.
Many people think of labour unions as organisations to benefit workers, and think of employers who are opposed to unions as just people who don't want to pay their employees more money. But some employers have made it a point to pay their employees more than the union wages, just to keep them from joining a union. Why would they do that, if it is just a question of not wanting to pay union wages? The Twinkies bankruptcy is a classic example of costs created by labour unions that are not confined to paycheques. The work rules imposed in union contracts required the company that makes Twinkies, which also makes Wonder Bread, to deliver these two products to stores in separate trucks. Moreover, truck drivers were not allowed to load either of these products into their trucks. And the people who did load Twinkies into trucks were not allowed to load Wonder Bread, and vice versa. All of this was obviously intended to create more jobs for the unions' members. But the needless additional costs that these make-work rules created ended up driving the company into bankruptcy, which can cost 18,500 jobs. The union is killing the goose that laid the golden egg.
How a 100 Million Year Old Coastline Impacts Presidential Elections
If you've ever wondered about why there's a blue streak in an otherwise red southeast, read the article to find out why.
Politics About Family, Not Policy?
Stunningly, the postponement of marriage and parenting - the factors that shrink the birth rate - is the very best predictor of a person's politics in the United States, over even income and education levels, a Belgian demographer named Ron Lesthaeghe has discovered. Larger family size in America correlates to early marriage and childbirth, lower women's employment, and opposition to gay rights - all social factors that lead voters to see red.
Your Guide to Thanksgiving Etiquette
No bloodshed until after grace and always use your gutting knife from the left to the right.
Apropos of yesterday but it pretty much always applies.
In order:Don't do Stupid Things.
I believe that this is easy to follow, yes?
If you do do Stupid Things, don't have people take pictures of them.
If people do take pictures of you doing Stupid Things, don't let them get posted on the Internet.
If they do get posted on the Internet, don't let it be because you put them there.
If you did put them there, don't come crying to me when it blows up in your face.
No, really, don't come crying to me. This is where the chain breaks.
Always Wanted a Nude Photo of Your Hawt Co-workers?
There's an app for that.
Teh Tweet!
Yahoo group. That is all.
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Comments
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 09:57 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 09:58 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 09:59 PM (kpCLl)
In before......uh, it doesn't matter, does it?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 21, 2012 09:59 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 21, 2012 10:00 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:02 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 10:02 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 10:02 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 21, 2012 10:03 PM (mFGpz)
...turkeys are raped before they're boiled alive.
Just had to bring that up from the thread below.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:04 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Tuna at November 21, 2012 10:04 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2012 10:05 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 10:05 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:05 PM (d/5qf)
heh, fail, suckahead
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 10:05 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Barak Obama at November 21, 2012 10:08 PM (eacF6)
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 21, 2012 10:09 PM (BVkEs)
G'night, all, and Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 21, 2012 10:09 PM (mFGpz)
Screw that. Where in the hell is my free phone?
Posted by: Jeff Immelt at November 21, 2012 10:10 PM (vbh31)
Brace yourselves.
http://tinyurl.com/aqkmqot
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Henry Kissinger at November 21, 2012 10:10 PM (BVkEs)
Anybody watch those news anchors (linked at Drudge) resign live on air? Was it worth watching?
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 21, 2012 10:11 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:11 PM (UOM48)
Hope nobody looks at my Facebook page.
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 10:13 PM (wSTfB)
Posted by: mpfs at November 21, 2012 10:14 PM (Mkhiu)
I was about to tell you my "woke up in a bathtub after being plied with vodka cranberries at a karaoke bar" story on the last thread.
But perhaps not.
Posted by: elizabethe at November 21, 2012 10:14 PM (ou/rY)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 10:15 PM (gBuIk)
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 10:15 PM (uikVb)
http://is.gd/f0RFkR
Israel to further open Gaza crossings
http://is.gd/jSV2TM
National Union's Ariel calls truce 'embarrassing capitulation'
http://is.gd/3n5EqB
Posted by: Gerry at November 21, 2012 10:15 PM (Tcrxx)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 21, 2012 10:16 PM (+AV7H)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 10:17 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 21, 2012 10:17 PM (+AV7H)
heh, fail, suckahead
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 10:05 PM (kpCLl)
Soon to be drunk Moron, reporting!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:18 PM (GEICT)
BC, if I were drunk, you would be the moron I would be saying "you know, you're my favorite moron, I love you man!"
Your comments always make me laugh.
Posted by: elizabethe at November 21, 2012 10:19 PM (ou/rY)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2012 10:19 PM (sZTYJ)
I'd rather watch a Helen Thomas slow striptease in 3D.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2012 10:20 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:10 PM (UOM4
Yeah it's funny isn't it? The blue state snobs look down their noses at us as a bunch of gun-toting idjits, then they think they can form a blue-state nation on the same continent as us that will be "anti-war"....
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:20 PM (d/5qf)
Tomorrow, it will go into the oven at 450 for a bit, then at 350 for the rest of the time.
Following Ina Garten's "Accidental Turkey" which is foolproof.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:20 PM (UOM48)
Give me a couple of hours and I'll catch up with you.
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 10:21 PM (wSTfB)
I havefew hot co-workers,and of those, I only want to know what they are like in the rack.
One has incredibly nice tits and a tight little ass, at least one set of which are fake.
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 10:21 PM (9ghZ6)
I swear my allegiance now to SMOD or the upcoming Texan Confederacy, whichever comes first.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 21, 2012 10:21 PM (+AV7H)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 10:22 PM (yh0zB)
How can you have a fake ass?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:22 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:18 PM (GEICT)
BC, if I were drunk, you would be the moron I would be saying "you know, you're my favorite moron, I love you man!"
Your comments always make me laugh.
Posted by: elizabethe at November 21, 2012 10:19 PM (ou/rY)
Awwww! I feel loved!
You know what that calls for? A shot!
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Chicken at November 21, 2012 10:22 PM (gBuIk)
Yeah
it's funny isn't it? The blue state snobs look down their noses at us
as a bunch of gun-toting idjits, then they think they can form a
blue-state nation on the same continent as us that will be
"anti-war"....
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:20 PM (d/5qf)
Yeah, they say we'll have to support our own military....San Francisco refused to allow a retired military vessel as a museum.
When I read this article this morning, it ruined my day. Savannah is thick with liberals, and so I'm sure they loved it.
I'm pissed as hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:23 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 10:25 PM (uikVb)
When I read this article this morning, it ruined my day. Savannah is thick with liberals, and so I'm sure they loved it.
I'm pissed as hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:23 PM (UOM4
Under his plan all the lefties in Savannah have to move to San Francisco. Win/win.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 10:25 PM (yh0zB)
There's precious little cooking being done here at Casa Backwardio. We'll get up and make a green bean casserole real quick tomorrow, then head to DIL's house for the real eatin'. Turkey and trimmings.
B'Gal's all aflutter because she gets to see the new great grandbaby tomorrow for the first time. I'll be in front of the TV consuming football.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 10:25 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 10:25 PM (uikVb)
The sad thing is, there are many fertile areas of California.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 10:26 PM (yh0zB)
How can you have a fake ass?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 I
I guess my point is, you can't be that tiny and have that nice of a rack. Of COURSE her tits are fake, Chem.
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 10:27 PM (9ghZ6)
They even make tofurkey gravy, I'm sure it's delicious /snark
FML
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2012 10:27 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 10:28 PM (uikVb)
Non-white groups tend to increase by immigration and first generation births. After that, the population numbers drop like a rock. With Mexico's has dropped to 2.27 from nearly 2.7 a decade ago, and continues to fall. Already many Latin American countries have fertility rates below replacement levels.
The biggest demographic (and perhaps only demographic) boom will be amongst conservative whites, as they as a group will be the only ones above replacement levels.
Considering that conservative whites are the left's demographic Emmanuel Goldstein, this bodes well for non-socialists. Perhaps we are already seeing this by Romney WINNING the white youth demographic and the white women demographic.
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2012 10:28 PM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 21, 2012 10:28 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Armando at November 21, 2012 10:28 PM (IDypm)
great grandbaby tomorrow for the first time. I'll be in front of the TV
consuming football.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 10:25 PM (lOmbq)
Foot...ball...yeah, football! I can watch FOOTBALL! HELL YEAH!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 10:28 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mayday at November 21, 2012 10:28 PM (F3s39)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:28 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 10:27 PM (9ghZ6)
If you can touch them, they're real.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:28 PM (GEICT)
If you want to make dam' sure it'll stay dead, let Congress regulate it.
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 10:29 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 21, 2012 10:30 PM (CCd6M)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 10:30 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2012 10:30 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2012 10:31 PM (UTq/I)
Is Sage hot (and a chick)? Then, very little dressing required.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:31 PM (d/5qf)
I Win: Standing behind a LARGE COUPLE *ebt cards* with tons of food *ebt cards* sporting full gold teefs.
I look to the right, and there's Jet Magazine with SCOAMF's pic and this: "I Am Legend: President Barack Obamba."
My day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:32 PM (UOM48)
Take a pound (or more) of bacon and cut it up into little bits. Heat it on very low for an hour until the fat melts, but doesn't burn. Add shallots, onion, garlic, sage, pepper, celery. Turn up the heat and salt as desired.
Add this to two different types of quality artisan bread (according to taste) that has been roughly cut up.
Add in a couple of beaten eggs and crushed black walnuts that have been heated on a cast iron pan for about 10-15 minutes. Top off with 2 or 3 shots of your favorite bourbon.
Place mixture in a cast iron pan and top off with butter or margerine. Heat covered with foil for the last 1/2 hour of cooking for your turkey.
Enjoy the dressing and finish off the bourbon.
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2012 10:32 PM (sZTYJ)
http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=4503
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 10:32 PM (piMMO)
"The.Oh.So.Progressive.(Soon.To.Be.Ex.)Missus™"
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2012 10:30 PM (JMmQ9)
If you're actually headed out the door, shouldn't you be doing the juvenile, but oh so satisfying, revenge move of posting inappropriate pics of her?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:32 PM (GEICT)
I guess my point is, you can't be that tiny and have that nice of a rack. Of COURSE her tits are fake, Chem.
These days it seem everyone is getting boob jobs but there ARE some naturally large busts. They run in my family, even the tiny women (which I am not).
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 10:32 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 10:33 PM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: GGE
...........
Yeah.. softening the cheese.. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2012 10:33 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 21, 2012 10:11 PM (tOkJB)
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No. If they were going to give a big fuck you to the station they worked for they missed their opportunity.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 10:34 PM (jucos)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:32 PM (GEICT)
Well yeah...you know, for posterity and all...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 10:34 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:34 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at November 21, 2012 10:34 PM (Dll6b)
there ARE some naturally large busts. They run in my family, even the
tiny women (which I am not).
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 10:32 PM (DoZD+)
Pics, etc
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 10:34 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2012 10:33 PM (UTq/I)
Is that what they're calling it these days? HAHAHA...hay, waitaminute!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 10:35 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 10:36 PM (DoZD+)
This deserves being brought over from the previous thread. Read what an
LA screenwriter thinks of Georgia, Texas and other "secessionist" states
and all the flyover states (as printed today in the Savannah Morning
News....for some reason).
Brace yourselves.
http://tinyurl.com/aqkmqot
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:10 PM
One thing he has to stipulate in that deal. He stays a resident of Clownifornia, he does NOT get to buy a home in the Red States to dodge the taxes in his Blue Paradise
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 10:36 PM (wwsoB)
Can't wait to try it in the morning. Hope it's rape wasn't too traumatic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:36 PM (UOM48)
there ARE some naturally large busts. They run in my family, even the
tiny women (which I am not).
***************************
Don't say things like that and then not post pics. It's inhumane.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 21, 2012 10:36 PM (+AV7H)
OK, it's bedtime for Bonzo.
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 10:37 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: cantyacount at November 21, 2012 10:37 PM (3yzGe)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:37 PM (d/5qf)
Heat covered with foil for the last 1/2 hour of cooking for your turkey.
That sounds like an awful lot of work. Screw the turkey, drink the bourbon, have the wimmens make some bacon sammiches, and pass out in front of the football game.
Geez, are you a beginner at this shit?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2012 10:38 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:22 PM (d/5qf)
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Oh, like we're just gonna give away our secret that easy...
Posted by: Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba, and Jennifer Lopez at November 21, 2012 10:38 PM (2KBjW)
Star Trek: The Stimulus Doomsday Machine
Love it, and I'll bet James Tiberius Kirk will too
http://tinyurl.com/dn67fc
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 10:38 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 10:38 PM (uikVb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 10:39 PM (piMMO)
Can't wait to try it in the morning. Hope it's rape wasn't too traumatic.
The flesh is translucent? Then it couldn't have been rape-rape
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg, M.D., Rape Expert at November 21, 2012 10:39 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 10:39 PM (gvVlx)
it's a long story, but I've been taking the stance of "the best revenge is living well" with the whole dealio
that said, I have toyed with the idea of uploading her pic to quickmeme with some tasteless title and start posting things like "RUNS EXTENDED CAPACITY WASHING MACHINE 1/3 FULL......COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW MUCH LAUNDRY SHE HAS TO DO"
but that would be childish
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2012 10:39 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
............
recently, I am standing behind a young woman in checkout line (maybe mid-twenties?) with a beautiful little curly blonde baby in her arms..
She has some kind of government vouchers for food. They had to be small amounts, because they had to ring up a few things, then apply the voucher, then do some more.. Some of it was formula for the baby.
Well, she turns sideways, and I see she is apparently pregnant with another one. It was all I could do not to say "you can't afford to feed the one you got, and yet you have the nerve to bring another one into the world on our dime?"
I held my tongue.. I don't begrudge helping someone and I don't know her situation. But the entitlement generation sure seems to be here to stay.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2012 10:41 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 10:41 PM (9ghZ6)
Generally speaking, the people getting married and having babies love life, and the Giver of Life. The ones who aren't by choice having babies (or even fucking the opposite sex) love death the way we love life.
God, or Moloch.
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 10:42 PM (1V6Pv)
but that would be childish
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2012 10:39 PM (JMmQ9)
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Assuming of course that the pic is wildly inappropriate.
One day, someone's gonna bite on this shtick and then y'all be thanking me.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:42 PM (GEICT)
I was listening to Rush today and one of the callers was talking about unmarried women and how they pretty much all break for Obama on account of their whoring/sloring ways requiring a need for abundant and exquisite birth control pills that not only thwart procreation of burdensome leeches but also clears up complexion too.
68% of unmarried women breaking for Obama. What offends me, in addition to having to deal with such a small dating pool if all you want is someone with the good sense not to keep voting to murder this country every single fucking chance they get, is that you have conservative women dwindling the pool even more by shunning conservative men and marrying fuckface liberals. Something our very own Mary Katharine Ham has done, which is why she's dead to me.
I'm half inclined to go visit Israel and join the IDF just so I can have the pleasure of being hogtied by gorgeous Israeli women who understand what freedom really means.
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 21, 2012 10:42 PM (+AV7H)
My cousins are all 5'2" or shorter and you can see 'em coming around corners.
Yeah, men love big boobs but theyre an almighty pain in the butt (or something).
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 10:43 PM (DoZD+)
Anybody watch those news anchors (linked at Drudge) resign live on air? Was it worth watching?
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 21, 2012 10:11 PM (tOkJB)
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No. If they were going to give a big fuck you to the station they worked for they missed their opportunity.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 10:34 PM
Too bad. A Howard Beale Moment would have been pretty cool
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 10:44 PM (wwsoB)
eh - only among those who vote.
find a single hottie who doesn't vote
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:45 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 21, 2012 10:46 PM (+AV7H)
USS Diversity, hey, it's *Miller Lite*, big difference!!
====
Ahhhhh....ummmm OK. Drink on, brah.!!
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 10:46 PM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:22 PM (GEICT)
goldsclager or jello?
Posted by: elizabethe at November 21, 2012 10:46 PM (ou/rY)
Me too mpfs. CSI Las Vegas. And yeah, Elisabeth Shue is still teh hawt.
Posted by: In Cognito at November 21, 2012 10:47 PM (K4AdI)
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That's WIC, which is its own insane ball of wax. Foster parents in the agency that I know best (it's apparently different all over) MUST participate in WIC if they have a foster child five or under, regardless of the household income. The logic is that the stipend is the child's income, which makes the child low-income, so child is entitled. Income requirements for WIC are always way different from foodstamps.
But yeah...probably the majority of people you see with the stupid WIC vouchers aren't foster parents, but when it does hold up the line, I tell myself that the person *might* be a foster parent and it makes me a little calmer.
Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 21, 2012 10:47 PM (2KBjW)
even able to think up that particular combination of words.
Hey pal, welcome to my nightmare. I have spiders, too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2012 10:47 PM (ccXZP)
That would be distasteful.
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 21, 2012 10:48 PM (CCd6M)
Speaking of Baileys. Does Haagen Daas still make their seasonal Bailey's Ice Cream? B/c I am getting some of that this year if so.
Posted by: elizabethe at November 21, 2012 10:49 PM (ou/rY)
I agree with you about the sage. I use a tsp. of ground thyme instead.
Posted by: MoKim at November 21, 2012 10:49 PM (kprEX)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2012 10:49 PM (nkiQM)
goldsclager or jello?
Posted by: elizabethe at November 21, 2012 10:46 PM (ou/rY)
Neither. Jäger.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:49 PM (GEICT)
If I'm not back by morning, search the swamps.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:49 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: elizabethe at November 21, 2012 10:50 PM (ou/rY)
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 21, 2012 10:50 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:49 PM (GEICT)
Dammit, I was going to say that.
Okay. Sounds good.
Jane D'oh, be careful. Your turkey needs you.
Posted by: elizabethe at November 21, 2012 10:50 PM (ou/rY)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2012 10:51 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Squeezy the Pension Python at November 21, 2012 10:51 PM (nZvGM)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 10:51 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 10:52 PM (GEICT)
My, how times have changed.........not.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2012 10:52 PM (ccXZP)
Interesting thing about married vs. unmarried split amongst the
electorate, is that the left has the low reproduction rate while
conservatives have a hight reproduction rate.
Non-white groups tend to increase by immigration and first
generation births. After that, the population numbers drop like a rock.
With Mexico's has dropped to 2.27 from nearly 2.7 a decade ago, and
continues to fall. Already many Latin American countries have fertility
rates below replacement levels.
The biggest demographic (and perhaps only demographic) boom will be
amongst conservative whites, as they as a group will be the only ones
above replacement levels.
Considering that conservative whites are the left's demographic
Emmanuel Goldstein, this bodes well for non-socialists. Perhaps we are
already seeing this by Romney WINNING the white youth demographic and
the white women demographic.
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2012 10:28 PM (sZTYJ)
It would be nice if it happens, but so many of those white girls having babies are of the unmarried variety, and of the multiple baby daddy variety. The types who want Bronco Bama to be their baby daddy.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 10:52 PM (Zd/NW)
while you're out, could you pick up a case of Miller Lite? thanx
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:52 PM (d/5qf)
The proper response to that succession article is:
Since, as you point out, we will have all the military and your will not, we will decide which parts of the country we get. Also, we will not be paying for our military - you will. We will take our tribute in gold, please. None of your Bernanke-dollars.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 21, 2012 10:53 PM (LQjA9)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 10:53 PM (gvVlx)
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 10:53 PM (uikVb)
I will be giving private thanks for all we have yet, and all we have had in the past.
We'll be hosting 2 couples, plus kids, who are in service to the country,in addition to our own family. Just seems fitting.
Enjoy the day.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 21, 2012 10:53 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2012 10:53 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 21, 2012 10:54 PM (+AV7H)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:52 PM (d/5qf)
Just close your eyes......as I toss it with my.........
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:56 PM (UOM48)
that is awesome
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:56 PM (d/5qf)
Thanks for all your sage advice.
Stop trying to curry everyone's favour, brown noser.
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Heh.
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 21, 2012 10:56 PM (BVkEs)
checkout line (maybe mid-twenties?) with a beautiful little curly blonde
baby in her arms..
She has some kind of government vouchers for
food. They had to be small amounts, because they had to ring up a few
things, then apply the voucher, then do some more.. Some of it was
formula for the baby.
Well, she turns sideways, and I see she is
apparently pregnant with another one. It was all I could do not to say
"you can't afford to feed the one you got, and yet you have the nerve to
bring another one into the world on our dime?"
I held my
tongue.. I don't begrudge helping someone and I don't know her
situation. But the entitlement generation sure seems to be here to stay.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2012 10:41 PM (UTq/I)
I had one shove her cart in front of me in the express lane a couple of weeks ago. I had 2 items, she had a cart load. 6-7 different orders because of the WIC vouchers, took forever to ring up. She had on her "Juicy" warm up suit, a 3 size too small Ed Hardy tshirt, the biggest lower back tattoo I have ever seen, and a baby bump about 6 months with her 1ish year old in her buggy.
FML, I'll be paying for her kids until they graduate from high school.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 10:57 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 10:57 PM (piMMO)
I <3 irongrampa
Seriously. I shall dine alone. By choice. I'm a cranky old bastard.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2012 10:57 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at November 21, 2012 10:54 PM (+AV7H)
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Nieces, nephews, cousins...we travel in packs. Or the way I did it when babysitting my nieces, take em all to Wal-Mart and hope the more annoying one gets lost, so you can pick up a quieter model and hope your sister-in-law doesn't notice.
Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 21, 2012 10:57 PM (2KBjW)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 10:57 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:57 PM (d/5qf)
Gramma bragging at work.
My daughter has six babies by four baby-daddies.
Found to be an incompetent parent, still gets ebt/food stamps.
Gramma adopts six babies, gets welfare as foster parent.
Laughs about still having daughter crank them out.
Makes more $ than my family does.
I cry for my former country.
Posted by: unwell-fare at November 21, 2012 10:58 PM (3yzGe)
Just close your eyes......as I toss it with my.........
is that the Ambien talking?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:57 PM (d/5qf)
huh??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:58 PM (UOM48)
Is that some kind of PETA turkey rape thing?
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 10:59 PM (uikVb)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2012 10:59 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:59 PM (d/5qf)
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You are ruining my "maybe she's a foster parent" coping mechanism.
Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 21, 2012 10:59 PM (2KBjW)
I can't lie, I think she's fine as hell.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:00 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 11:00 PM (9ghZ6)
Mexico's current birthrate is right at the replacement level. 40 years ago they were averaging 7 kids per woman.
hispanic immigration has actually achieved a negative flow.
The future belongs to conservatives who love their families, love their country and love freedom from all things federal government.
The secularists will die of their own inability to breed. Their focus will remain narrow, on their own selfish desires, until they fade into a grave of obscurity and meaningless.
This already has started happening in Israel.
Posted by: prescient11 at November 21, 2012 11:01 PM (v5/bE)
Well, PETA claims the turkey doesn't enjoy it....before it's boiled alive.
Only PETA can tell us the truth of TURKEY RAPE.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 11:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: elizabethe at November 21, 2012 10:50 PM
Spot on, Elizabethe. Spatchcock the bird (after the raping) and do it on the Weber grille
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2012 11:01 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:01 PM (GEICT)
Either that, or my husband's Ambien is going to send me out nekkid driving to a liquor store in a dangerous neighborhood.,
while you're out, could you pick up a case of Miller Lite? thanx
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 10:52 PM (d/5qf)
Also a couple of beef n bean burritos and some pics of the nekkidness.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 11:01 PM (Zd/NW)
So this year, I am getting a break on doing the 10+ hour ritual of the fab "Smoked Turkeys."
I get to just sit and be fed....kinda cool....yet I'll miss the pre-smoke prep and doing all that "Watching" to make sure the bird was the best!
Hope all of you have something to be "Thankful" for this year.
I remain,
Posted by: DOC. at November 21, 2012 11:01 PM (GKiQo)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 11:02 PM (DoZD+)
Speaking of Baileys. Does Haagen Daas still make their seasonal Bailey's Ice Cream? B/c I am getting some of that this year if so.
Posted by: elizabethe at November 21, 2012 10:49 PM (ou/rY)
--Holy crap that sounds good.
Speaking of, in Safeway next to the egg nog ice cream I saw . . . Nanaimo bar ice cream! Yum! (Passed on it --gotta shed some pounds or at least not put on new ones.)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 11:02 PM (gBuIk)
You got something against Thymely advice?
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 11:03 PM (wSTfB)
Not that she should...
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:03 PM (gvVlx)
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:03 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 10:57 PM (Zd/NW)
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You really think you'll be done when they graduate High School?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 11:03 PM (jucos)
You mean "spatchcock" it?
Posted by: WTF Do I Know at November 21, 2012 11:03 PM (HtUdo)
wake up Jane, you've been Ambien nekkid posting again
Dammit.....Did I show my bigger boob first?????
Did I hide my cooter????????
HELP ME, CHEMJEFF!!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 11:03 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 11:03 PM (DoZD+)
*****
She's gorgeous but, DAMN, put on some drawers will ya!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:04 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 21, 2012 11:04 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:04 PM (gvVlx)
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 10:53 PM (uikVb)
--So is Amarula over vanilla (Dom Pedro).
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 11:04 PM (gBuIk)
http://tinyurl.com/9q7lzt7
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 10:57 PM (piMMO)
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That is a big dumper right there. I don't think she is going to age that well. She'll make Hillary Clinton look like an Olson Twin.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 11:04 PM (jucos)
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:04 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 11:04 PM (uikVb)
Posted by: unwell-fare at November 21, 2012 11:04 PM (3yzGe)
Did I hide my cooter????????
HELP ME, CHEMJEFF!!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 11:03 PM (UOM4
Dammit, I just peed myself laughing.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:05 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DOC. at November 21, 2012 11:05 PM (GKiQo)
I bet they bumped off the non-avian dinosaurs to keep them quiet.
Posted by: eman at November 21, 2012 11:05 PM (bWwMZ)
Posted by: The Roctuplets at November 21, 2012 11:05 PM (wwsoB)
Nanaimo bar ice cream! Yum! (Passed on it --gotta shed some pounds or
at least not put on new ones.)
****
My favorite of the seasonal ice creams is DQs Pumpkin Pie Blizzard.
It is sooo scrumptious!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:05 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 11:03 PM (jucos)
Those yes, but they will then be reproducing by then.
Shit, they are like Jamaican shop owners, they never will leave you alone.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 11:05 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 11:03 PM (UOM4
that's okay Jane, don't worry, your Southern dignity was maintained
although, if you ever do travel into Yankee territory, all bets are off
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:06 PM (d/5qf)
Roseanne Barr makes me want to punch her in the face.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 11:02 PM
With a fire hydrant.
Posted by: Berserker at November 21, 2012 11:06 PM (FMbng)
So, how much weed did you smoke?
===
Actually, I had just got out of the Nav and hated weed.
Jim Beam....and Beer by the kegful..? YEP
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 11:06 PM (9ghZ6)
Pic.s at 12:00. In other news......
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 11:06 PM (wSTfB)
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:06 PM (VLG62)
Roseanne Barr makes me want to plunge two 18 inch steel needles deep into her head.
Is that overreacting? Maybe she's just incompetent?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 21, 2012 11:07 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: DOC. at November 21, 2012 11:07 PM (GKiQo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 11:08 PM (UOM48)
all of you conservative guys when I was of dating and marrying age? I
never met anyone but loons and libertarians.
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 10:53 PM (gvVlx)
How're YOU doin'?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:08 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2012 11:09 PM (nkiQM)
Is that overreacting? Maybe she's just incompetent?
I think your response is disproportionate, on the low side.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 21, 2012 11:09 PM (xKC/c)
155
Holy moley!!
There are still "SAFEWAYS????" You must be NorCal.
Posted by: DOC. at November 21, 2012 11:05 PM (GKiQo)
--In Canada, sure (not sure how many Americans would know what Nanaimo bars are). Not sure if they are still around the DC Metro area.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 11:09 PM (gBuIk)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:09 PM (gvVlx)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 11:10 PM (1V6Pv)
chemjeff: You Are Mine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 11:08 PM (UOM4
hmm, is that a threat or a promise?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:10 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh's Husband at November 21, 2012 11:10 PM (9ghZ6)
I'm pissed as hell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:23 PM (UOM4
All Cities are. They are a byproduct of Wealth, a consequence of prosperity so vast that idiocy is not instantly fatal.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at November 21, 2012 11:10 PM (R9579)
all of you conservative guys when I was of dating and marrying age? I
never met anyone but loons and libertarians.
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 10:53 PM (gvVlx)
Sorry. Many of us were unavailable then.
Posted by: eman at November 21, 2012 11:10 PM (bWwMZ)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:11 PM (gvVlx)
I like this better.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 11:11 PM (gBuIk)
It's the rampant idiocracy.
I walk around the supermarket on days like this just to watch how weird the average American has become.
Overweight, poorly dressed and groomed.
That movie was more prophetic than they could possibly have imagined.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 21, 2012 11:12 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Carls Jr. at November 21, 2012 11:12 PM (Kflw4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 10:10 PM
I'll take his offer.
We get plenty of decent state schools that are perfectly fine for educating the next generation.
We'll get most of the productive farmland. Have fun trying to feed NYC.
Drill, baby, drill.
Posted by: Alex at November 21, 2012 11:12 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: Andy at November 21, 2012 11:12 PM (OZPoa)
Posted by: RWC at November 21, 2012 11:13 PM (vujA1)
They were not especially good, but they were as addictive as crack.
Posted by: eman at November 21, 2012 11:13 PM (bWwMZ)
Posted by: RWC at November 21, 2012 11:13 PM (vujA1)
LA screenwriter thinks of Georgia, Texas and other "secessionist" states
and all the flyover states (as printed today in the Savannah Morning
News....for some reason).
Brace yourselves.
The only thing that libtard claims that we'd even miss is the venture capital.
Which is denominated in US Dollars.
Think about that a second.
I for one think real Americans would be better off under his proposal, and it would be easily seen by the medium term.
Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2012 11:13 PM (hO9ad)
Well that was pretty damn cordial.
You must be new.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:13 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 11:08 PM (UOM4
hmm, is that a threat or a promise?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:10 PM (d/5qf)
I am become Your Queen. (I'll speak to alextopia for you....for the camps.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 11:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:14 PM (piMMO)
You need to drop about 1400 mi SE and start looking around darlin.
Posted by: In Cognito at November 21, 2012 11:14 PM (+jNI+)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2012 11:14 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: RWC at November 21, 2012 11:14 PM (vujA1)
Posted by: eman at November 21, 2012 11:14 PM (bWwMZ)
Posted by: DOC. at November 21, 2012 11:15 PM (GKiQo)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:15 PM (d/5qf)
Roseanne Barr makes me want to punch her in the face.
The ONLY good episode of Roseanne was the one where they got stoned.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 21, 2012 11:15 PM (y2Ojs)
Those crazy twin sisters involved in the Patraeus affair remind me of the Kartrashians.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 11:11 PM (gBuIk)
What, no underpants there, either?
You know, I spend a fair amount of money on underpants that do not crawl up my backside, but apparently that is a waste of money and I should just go around without, leaving snail trails all over the country or something.
Underpants are not just for the wearer thereof.
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:15 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 11:15 PM (uikVb)
Maybe the vanilla was juiced with some of that Peruvian marching powder?
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 21, 2012 11:16 PM (sc97R)
le langage de l'amour, mon amour
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 11:16 PM (1V6Pv)
If you plan to travel safe journey.
If you are hosting, good tidings.
If alone, better tomorrows.
All the best,
Sven
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2012 11:16 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:16 PM (gvVlx)
Maybe the vanilla was juiced with some of that Peruvian marching powder?
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 21, 2012 11:16 PM (sc97R)
Would not surprise me one bit.
Posted by: eman at November 21, 2012 11:16 PM (bWwMZ)
without, leaving snail trails all over the country or something.
******
LOL!!
WTH??!!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:17 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: In Cognito at November 21, 2012 11:14 PM (+jNI+)
Or NNW.
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:17 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 11:17 PM (wSTfB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2012 11:18 PM (LRFds)
I once had a friend in Savannah that I visited frequently (well, once a year at Spring break) until we had a big falling out over something stupid.
But having visited Savannah a bunch of times, it's a toss up as to what will kill you first; the drunkeness of the white people that live there or the incredible incompetency of the African American population.
It's pleasant in the Spring and Fall, but so G-D hot and humid in the summer it's unbearable (which leads to all the drinking). The Piggly-Wiggly supermarkets are kept like walk-in coolers during the summer.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 21, 2012 11:18 PM (Md8Uo)
That's like saying "we get Mark Sanchez and you idiots will get stuck with Drew Brees"
No, we WON'T take Joe Biden off your hands
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 11:18 PM (wwsoB)
Now, it seems y'all are drunk, so I'll pour a drink too.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 21, 2012 11:18 PM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:17 PM (piMMO)
That was also my response on seeing her butt crack through her see-through skirt, sans underpants and/or slip.
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:19 PM (VLG62)
take over Washington and make it civilized again: All of y'all have to
move to Seattle. Please.
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:09 PM (gvVlx)
Ah hell, it's cold in Seattle. You move here.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:19 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:19 PM (yh0zB)
Cold is fun. All the snuggling.
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:20 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: eman at November 21, 2012 11:20 PM (bWwMZ)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:16 PM (gvVlx)
so...ginger?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:20 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 11:20 PM (wSTfB)
From home??? Nice! I think I'll have a celebratory shot. And be sure to give Cougar an inappropriate hug for me.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:21 PM (GEICT)
ace should sell a Moron themed line of clothes and accessories.
Wasn't there a T-shirt at one point in time?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:21 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:20 PM (VLG62)
Sure, that's OK, but after that...it's still cold...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:21 PM (yh0zB)
Lets see how many nuc subs...not American get spotted off our coasts over the next 6 months and then lets have a TOWN HALL BITCHES!!
Barry will be...........
Posted by: DOC. at November 21, 2012 11:21 PM (GKiQo)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:21 PM (d/5qf)
I'm holding out for the matching bra and panties line.
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:21 PM (VLG62)
underpants that do not crawl up my backside, but apparently that is a
waste of money and I should just go around without, leaving snail trails
all over the country or something.
Underpants are not just for the wearer thereof.
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:15 PM (VLG62)
O.O
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:22 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:22 PM (gvVlx)
North Caroline is one of the most civilized places I have ever been. Full of soft spoken and polite people.
My choice for a place to live if things go bad here. That or the Western Slope in Colorado. Whatever.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 21, 2012 11:22 PM (Md8Uo)
You know, a couple years or so ago, they came out with this stuff called sunscreen.
And who wouldn't want to live where you can have 3+ straight weeks of 100+ degree temps in the summer and 8 foot snow drifts in the winter?
Posted by: In Cognito at November 21, 2012 11:23 PM (PNi9V)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:21 PM (d/5qf)
I'm holding out for the matching bra and panties line.
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:21 PM (VLG62)
Spider-Clown shoes.
Posted by: eman at November 21, 2012 11:23 PM (bWwMZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:24 PM (d/5qf)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/aeflbbb
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 11:25 PM (1V6Pv)
Moron Meetup, it should be in North Carolina - not that far from Ace and
the NE crew, not that far from the SE crew, plenty of morons already in
the NC area, and plus, it's a nice place
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:24 PM (d/5qf)
And yet, I can't get a moron meetup arranged...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:25 PM (yh0zB)
good night all, and happy Thanksgiving if I am not around tomorrow
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:25 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:24 PM (d/5qf)
But one hell of a commute for the NW morons and moronettes. East coasties are so..... provincial?
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:25 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:25 PM (yh0zB)
just sic AtC on them - she'll have them cowering in fear of punishment by stompy boot, they'll be flexible in their plans
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:26 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 11:26 PM (UOM48)
May everyone have a Great and Blessed Thanksgiving !!!!!!
God Bless The Horde !!!!!! ..... Now back to cooking for tomorrow !!!!!!
Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at November 21, 2012 11:26 PM (O9X50)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:26 PM (gvVlx)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:26 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (ccXZP)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (BAS5M)
is going to age that well. She'll make Hillary Clinton look like an
Olson Twin.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 11:04 PM (jucos)
I used to think she was one Egg McMuffin from having a huge ass, I was wrong. She is a couple hundred past that point.
I hate to see that thing after the McRib comes out.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (DoZD+)
Eh...maybe...sorta in the sense of passing a stone.
On a lighter note Dom Deluise is having a marathon on AMC...
(Not really)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (LRFds)
The flooding was so fast, most of them drowned. Slow roasted rat on a stick is not an option anymore. The Pomeranian and Poodle population is running scared these days though.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (sc97R)
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (gvVlx)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/aeflbbb
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 11:25 PM (1V6Pv)
Very nice, but it really needs a hot Japanese babe shooting it.
Posted by: eman at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (bWwMZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:28 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:29 PM (d/5qf)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 11:29 PM (jucos)
238The ONLY good episode of Roseanne was the last one.
too true...however, if ever you are bored and want a laugh or two, seriously watch the episode where they get stoned, PROMISE.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 21, 2012 11:29 PM (y2Ojs)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 11:30 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 11:30 PM (UOM48)
GasBGon Flatulence Filter Seat Cushion, Patented - (The Winner's Circle)
http://tinyurl.com/ama5a9r
Excellent product
I was skeptical upon first buying this product, but it works great! At one point I actually crapped myself and my girlfriend at the other end of the couch had no idea. I don't even think the dog knew I did it! Without this product I would have been terribly embarassed and my girlfriend may have left me.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 11:30 PM (wwsoB)
Just bust into a foreclosed McMansion for a day. Bootlegging the power back on is easy.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 21, 2012 11:30 PM (sc97R)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (DoZD+)
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That's not a bad idea. Pet sea monkeys could look over at him and feel better about their own intellectual gifts.
Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at November 21, 2012 11:30 PM (2KBjW)
ace should sell a Moron themed line of clothes and accessories.
Posted by: eman at November 21, 2012 11:20 PM (bWwMZ)
He does have a line of dickmittens available.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (Zd/NW)
The Kardashians are so talented. Why do they feel the need to whore out
their bodies to the tabloids? They could sing and dance and act in
great pictures. I don't understand the road they've chosen.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 11:29 PM (jucos)
Sweetie, they are dumber than a box of rocks. When your mom shops your sex tape around town to make a buck, that does not speak well of genetics, let alone morals or IQ. Dumber than....
Can you imagine when they get old and ugly with failed plastic surgeries? Ack. Guess they better make their mattress money now.
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (VLG62)
Les Nessman: It's like the turkeys mounted a counter attack!
Posted by: mpfs at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (Mkhiu)
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (VLG62)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmwYi7R2G7Q
*ducks*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (yh0zB)
I hate to see that thing after the McRib comes out.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (Zd/NW)
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With a Dumper like that she must have to wipe with a bath towel.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (1V6Pv)
Nah not asking at all. I envy those that have HAPPY drinking mode. I'm thankful for the horde.
Got a 13 hour drive in 20 minutes.
Pop in some Elmer Kelton cd books and Cherry Coke to freedom.
Be safe and have a good holiday.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:33 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 21, 2012 11:33 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:33 PM (gvVlx)
Posted by: In Cognito at November 21, 2012 11:33 PM (cWpCn)
your mom shops your sex tape around town to make a buck, that does not
speak well of genetics, let alone morals or IQ. Dumber than....
Can you imagine when they get old and ugly with failed plastic surgeries? Ack. Guess they better make their mattress money now.
Posted by: tcn at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (VLG62)
And Daddy was one of OJ's lawyers.
WTF did Bruce Jenner get involved with them.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 11:35 PM (Zd/NW)
First it's spatchcock, and now it's breaching straps and tug chains. What language is spoken here?
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:11 PM (gvVlx)
Duh! -- the language is "moron".
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2012 11:35 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: In Cognito at November 21, 2012 11:33 PM (cWpCn)
Plus...not too far from the parent's house...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:35 PM (yh0zB)
I frequently encounter zombies at my grocery store. Using their carts as
walkers / support equipment, they stagger aimlessly through the aisles
and clump together at the end caps. It's difficult to get around them or
make a passing move. If you go to a deserted area of the store, they
will follow you and all congregate around the items you are shopping.
The freezer bunkers are traps!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2012 11:27 PM (BAS5M)
I do too, they're called old people. That's why I go shopping at night on a Friday, no families, no old people. Usually the new groceries gets in that night.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 21, 2012 11:35 PM (NzBQO)
Now I'm drinking red wine and wishing I could cook something anything.
Posted by: Journolist Nongo turkey per wife at November 21, 2012 11:36 PM (3Uy4y)
The only truly fair place to have a national meet up would probably be KC.
======================================
All right....KC, eh?
Stand by, drones!
Posted by: Eric Himmler--er, Holder at November 21, 2012 11:36 PM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 11:36 PM (uikVb)
At one point Bruce Jenner was a world class athlete celebrated for his physical prowess and tenacity.
Today, Jenner is a whore monger who sold his soul to the devil for the opportunity to remain in the limelight.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 21, 2012 11:37 PM (lDWQr)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:38 PM (gvVlx)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 21, 2012 11:38 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Journolist Nongo turkey per wife at November 21, 2012 11:38 PM (3Uy4y)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2012 11:39 PM (nkiQM)
I meant it as in it's no longer on the air.
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 11:39 PM (wSTfB)
Avoid j'ville then. It gets fracking cold in north FL. Actually, it gets fracking cold anywhere north of Palm Beach or inland.
At 5am, it can be 72 in Palm Beach, and in the low 50's out in the cane fields around BelleGlade.
The heater core in my Jetta sprang a leak a while ago and I just bypassed it thinking, "this is FL, why spend $800 on something I'll never use"...
...then I had occasion to drive back from Orlando in the middle of the night in February. I took 441 down to Okeechobee rather than I95 near the coast. Big mistake!
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 21, 2012 11:39 PM (sc97R)
their bodies to the tabloids? They could sing and dance and act in
great pictures. I don't understand the road they've chosen.
*****
How did you type that without spitting all over your keyboard?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:39 PM (piMMO)
With a Dumper like that she must have to wipe with a bath towel.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (jucos)
Their bidets are car washes. A turd hamper like that needs an all day cleaning.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 11:39 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 11:39 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:40 PM (gvVlx)
Posted by: Journolist at November 21, 2012 11:41 PM (3Uy4y)
hi cthulhu, how are the tentacles tonite
Posted by: chemjeff at November 21, 2012 11:15 PM (d/5qf)
Dangling in there. How's with you?
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2012 11:41 PM (kaalw)
walkers / support equipment, they stagger aimlessly through the aisles
and clump together at the end caps.
We call them SnowBirds here in FL. They're already showing up in force.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 21, 2012 11:41 PM (sc97R)
Posted by: Journolist at November 21, 2012 11:42 PM (3Uy4y)
Alright! What are we shooting?
Way ahead of you on the inappropriate hug part. Nice ass on that one. And boobs. And legs. brb, chill that shot for me.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 21, 2012 11:42 PM (Ai+tZ)
Today, Jenner is a whore monger who sold his soul to the devil for the opportunity to remain in the limelight.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 21, 2012 11:37 PM (lDWQr)
Sold his aerospace business when everyone cut town back in the 90's I believe. Ran in to him at a XC meet when I was in the same race as Rob. Didn't know who he was but my dad was pretty excited to meet him.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 21, 2012 11:43 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:38 PM (gvVlx)
Party at GGE's folks' place!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2012 11:39 PM (nkiQM)
Nah. Sister's place. Much better, I assure you.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:43 PM (yh0zB)
In fact, if the New York Times was laying in the middle of the road on fire, I wouldn't even piss on it to put it out of its misery.
Let The Mother Fucker Burn!
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at November 21, 2012 11:43 PM (ovpNn)
I actually like cold weather. I'd rather retire someplace that actually
has a winter but hubby wants to go South. Although, once Obama's
policies really get rolling, we may have no choice but to go South where
we're forced to spend less on heat to stay alive.
*****
You do get a change of seasons in NEFL. It occurs abut once every week. When the cold sets in it is so bitter that you can only be warmed by sitting in a tub of hot water, then... a week later, it's in the 70s again.
That cycle repeats from about December through early February.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:43 PM (piMMO)
Wishing all of you real Americans a very Happy Thanksgiving. We understand the reason for the season.
I enjoy that I can listen to the kindred thoughts of many across our great nation on the AOSHQ.
We may be behind in the slimy game of politics, but the game is nowhere near over.
Isn't that a tad Reagan-esque ? No? How 'bout this?
The liberal assholes and the media have scored a touchdown, it should have been reviewed, but wasn't , and they kicked the extra point. So by rules we have to move on, can't throw the challenge flag ( but we should have)
We now get the ball back, after having to play defense for way too long. What exactly is our game plan? I say run the ball up their gut.They have no defense. It's all talking smack. Old fashioned grind it out football, punish them. Make them cry for time outs that they don't have. They won't be penalized, so what? Keep wearing them out.
Sorry, America, Thanksgiving, football......
Kinda lost sight of the political correctness that I'm supposed to kneel to.
Posted by: seamrog at November 21, 2012 11:44 PM (3yzGe)
WTF did Bruce Jenner get involved with them.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 11:35 PM (Zd/NW)
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After he turned himself into a woman he felt an affinity for them.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 11:44 PM (jucos)
we may have no choice but to go South where we're forced to spend less on heat to stay alive.
Avoid j'ville then. It gets fracking cold in north FL. Actually, it gets fracking cold anywhere north of Palm Beach or inland.
At 5am, it can be 72 in Palm Beach, and in the low 50's out in the cane fields around BelleGlade.
The
heater core in my Jetta sprang a leak a while ago and I just bypassed
it thinking, "this is FL, why spend $800 on something I'll never use"...
...then
I had occasion to drive back from Orlando in the middle of the night in
February. I took 441 down to Okeechobee rather than I95 near the coast.
Big mistake!
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 21, 2012 11:39 PM (sc97R)
I'm in shorts and a t-shirt in the 50s. Cold is when frozen water falls from the sky, lands on the ground, and doesn't melt within seconds.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2012 11:44 PM (kaalw)
That's funny. Call me when it's 32 outside. I'll explain hard water to you.
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 11:44 PM (wSTfB)
Lack of A/C is not a big deal in a house designed prior to its pervasive installation. The old style "FL home" isn't that uncomfortable in the summer. Open a few windows, get the fans going and its not that bad.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 21, 2012 11:44 PM (sc97R)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:45 PM (gvVlx)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:43 PM (yh0zB)
which reminds me...they havet his big travel trailer...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:46 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Journolist at November 21, 2012 11:46 PM (3Uy4y)
That's funny. Call me when it's 32 outside. I'll explain hard water to you.
****
It gets into the teens here and, with the humidity, anything below about 45 deg cuts like a knife. It sticks to you and even when you walk into a warm room, it takes quite a while to warm up.
I was far more comfortable in Minneapolis in December when it was 18 deg than I am here in Jax when it's in the 30s.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 21, 2012 11:47 PM (CCd6M)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:47 PM (yh0zB)
Wow! What a dad.
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 11:48 PM (wSTfB)
Who cares as long as the ones who voted for him are the ones who end up with the forks and knives stuck in them.
Eumerica...Land of the Free..loaders
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at November 21, 2012 11:48 PM (ovpNn)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 21, 2012 11:48 PM (sc97R)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:47 PM (piMMO)
I was supposed to be in Jax tomorrow. Plans fell through.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:48 PM (yh0zB)
Way ahead of you on the inappropriate hug part. Nice ass on that one. And boobs. And legs. brb, chill that shot for me.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 21, 2012 11:42 PM (Ai+tZ)
You bastard. I'm pretty sure the Style Guide requires pics with statements like that.
And we're shooting Jäger.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:49 PM (GEICT)
When Cougar is baking pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, she does not like to be groped. Totally worth it.
Besides, this drink can double as an ice pack.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 21, 2012 11:49 PM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:50 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Journolist at November 21, 2012 11:50 PM (3Uy4y)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 21, 2012 11:49 PM (Ai+tZ)
So...you got one for each eye then?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:51 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Journolist at November 21, 2012 11:50 PM (3Uy4y)
Way 'head of ya. Took me three tries to type that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:51 PM (yh0zB)
UFO-02 Detector
http://tinyurl.com/ac57nfl
Customer reviews
http://tinyurl.com/a63sy3a
I don't know if this is a scam or if mine was broken, but it doesn't work and I am still getting abducted by UFO's on a regular basis.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 11:51 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 21, 2012 11:51 PM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2012 11:51 PM (BAS5M)
*****
I took a road trip a few years ago and stayed overnight in Chattanooga. The next morning I stopped at the Awful Waffle and the guy at the bar next to me struck up a conversation when he saw my FL plates.
He said he spends about 6 weeks traveling FL each year and has never been so cold as he has been on a cold day in FL. He said that when he tells that to the people back home, they laugh at him. So, I asked him where he's from.
Detroit.
A guy from Detroit said he's never been so cold as he has been on a cold day in Florida.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:52 PM (piMMO)
The wife typically swats at me. It's always worth it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:53 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DOC. at November 21, 2012 11:53 PM (GKiQo)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:51 PM (GEICT)
Once upon a time it was 37 in J-ville and in the 70s in Minot, SD. In Iowa, where the folks are, it was in the 60's. Mom took great pleasure in calling me and telling me all about it.
Mom's kind of a smart-ass. Don't know where she got it, no one else in this family is like that.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:53 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Tonestaple at November 21, 2012 11:53 PM (gvVlx)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 11:54 PM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 11:54 PM (wSTfB)
****
AND YOU DIDN'T TRY TO HOOK UP WITH THE HORDE?!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:54 PM (piMMO)
I'm a little insulted that you asked. Of course from the freezer.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:54 PM (GEICT)
Women are taking over the world.
Posted by: Journolist at November 21, 2012 11:54 PM (3Uy4y)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:55 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: DaveinNC at November 21, 2012 11:55 PM (/NgNT)
****
I used to get a kick out of calling the local weather line, in February, and then transferring it to our office in Naperville.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:55 PM (piMMO)
Cupcake? There better be sex involved or your man card is in question.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:56 PM (GEICT)
So...you got one for each eye then?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:51 PM (yh0zB)
No, she only had to tell me once.
BC, no pics because I like this whole breathing thing.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 21, 2012 11:56 PM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 21, 2012 11:56 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:52 PM (piMMO)
Actually, on our one and only visit (so far) to DisneyWorld, we were quite surprised when it dropped 30 degrees on day 3. It wasn't so much the absolute cold, as the utter unexpectedness of it.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 21, 2012 11:56 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:56 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:52 PM
The coldest winter I ever spent was the summer I spent in
San Francisco - Mark Twain
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 11:56 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 11:56 PM (9ghZ6)
You rich people with your fancy-pants minions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2012 11:57 PM (pwyhn)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 11:57 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:54 PM (piMMO)
Hellz yeah I was gonna hook up with the Horde. I was gonna say something on tonights ONT. Like I said...plans fell through. I'll let you know though, Eldest Daughter is still in J-ville.
HAH! Piker. I'm having somebody else type this.
Posted by: harleycowb at November 21, 2012 11:54 PM (wSTfB)
That's OK. I had someone else read it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:57 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Journolist at November 21, 2012 11:58 PM (3Uy4y)
Did I ask? It sounds like something I'd do, but I don't specifically remember it....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:59 PM (GEICT)
San Francisco - Mark Twain
****
I've never been to SF so all I know about it is their politics, the gheys, and what I've seen on t.v. which is to say that it always looks gray and dirty. It LOOKS cold.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: DaveinNC at November 21, 2012 11:55 PM (/NgNT)
20 miles north of Raleigh on US1. Exciting little place. Franklinton. Had a drive-by shooting in town last week. Killed 3 chickens.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 11:59 PM (yh0zB)
I am from the smoldering ruins of the once great Motor City. Failing to dress properly for a cold winter day in FL would cause extreme discomfort. Doing the same in MI would cause death. Where it gets truly cold, you dress for it, or you die.
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 12:00 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 11:31 PM (1V6Pv)
Whenever. Possible.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 22, 2012 12:00 AM (hBu9X)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 12:00 AM (kaalw)
If you're lucky, that isn't followed by a cold front out of Canada with 30 to 40 mph winds at 10 degrees farenheit
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 12:00 AM (wwsoB)
I was just in Holly Springs last weekend with the Mustang Forums Carolina Chapter.Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:00 AM (yh0zB)
I am more horrified to admit that it was an enjoyable show. And I generally hate pop music. More of a Roger Waters/ Peter Gabriel gal myself.
However.. the Bieber show was well done, nicely paced, had high production values and a very, very positive message. Plus... NOT sleazy.
Hate to say it but thumbs up to the Bieber.
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:01 AM (z63Tr)
That made me lol.
I'm headed up to NC in about 5 weeks. The in laws live in New Bern.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:01 AM (GEICT)
dress properly for a cold winter day in FL would cause extreme
discomfort. Doing the same in MI would cause death. Where it gets truly
cold, you dress for it, or you die.
****
I feel certain that at least part of his reaction had something to do with, as someone else said above, the utter shock that it does, indeed, get cold in Florida.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:01 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 12:02 AM (Ai+tZ)
Shit!
If ya not be drinking SCOTCH..or WHISKEY...or MORE SCOTCH....well ya be poor like me and drinkin what ever ya have in the cupboard....I'm down to the cookin Sherry......maybe going after the Grapa in a bit...there be sterno in the basement if all else fails..........
Obama
Posted by: DOC. at November 22, 2012 12:02 AM (GKiQo)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 12:02 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 21, 2012 11:51 PM (GEICT)
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I grew up in MN. Couldn't wait to get out. I remember once the temperature was minus 45 and the winchill was in the minus 70's. You stepped outside and your face immediately froze. Cars didn't start. The suckage was epic.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 22, 2012 12:03 AM (jucos)
Only 30 degrees? A 50 degree temp swing is possible in FL on a clear cloudless day during FL winters...particularly when the wind is out of the west.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 12:03 AM (sc97R)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 22, 2012 12:03 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2012 12:03 AM (izCt9)
361 OK who the hell is Drivin and Cryin?
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 11:56 PM (9ghZ6)
Fly Me!
Courageous!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6kplh51lPg
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2012 12:03 AM (GULKT)
Hahaha. Oh yeah. And ur still an asshole for being that descriptive with no pics.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:03 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: IBT at November 22, 2012 12:04 AM (2t6Gz)
If you're lucky, that isn't followed by a cold front out of Canada with 30 to 40 mph winds at 10 degrees farenheit
****
I was stranded in Newark (with the Norovirus) for four days during the Presidents' Day blizzard in 02 and in Philly during an ice storm in, IIRC, 07.
I would take the blizzard over the ice storm any day.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:04 AM (piMMO)
in FL on a clear cloudless day during FL winters...particularly when the
wind is out of the west.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 12:03 AM (sc97R)
I can't tell you how funny it is hearing Floridians talk about cold.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:05 AM (yh0zB)
However.. the Bieber show was well done, nicely paced, had high
production values and a very, very positive message. Plus... NOT sleazy.
Hate to say it but thumbs up to the Bieber.
I'm waiting for the Taylor Swift/Justin Bieber sex tape to destroy both their images at the same time.
Posted by: Alex at November 22, 2012 12:05 AM (HwgHt)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 22, 2012 12:06 AM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:01 AM
Please return your Man Card to the front desk before leaving the building
Posted by: AoSHQ Compliance Team at November 22, 2012 12:06 AM (wwsoB)
----
Me too, except for the Bieber part.
Posted by: IBT at November 22, 2012 12:06 AM (2t6Gz)
THIS
I was helpin my buddy move at his work and we kept goin in and out. I thought I was goin insane. My nose was drivin me nuts and I couldn't figure it out. He finally started laughing and told me that my nose hairs were freezing and thawing over and over.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:06 AM (GEICT)
... which leads to not dressing properly and the surprising level of discomfort ... agreed
I remember some very uncomfortable nights in Biloxi learning this lesson as young drunken airman who thought, "Gulf Coast, how cold could it get?"
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 12:06 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:06 AM (DoZD+)
I've gotten by so far by pushing warm air down out of the attic to warm the joint up during the day, which is a LOT cheaper than running an electric heater...
...but that party is almost over.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 12:07 AM (sc97R)
"Roughing It" is my fave.
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 22, 2012 12:07 AM (CCd6M)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:07 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:07 AM (DoZD+)
---------------------------------------------------------
Dear God no. Aren't there other teenaged boys available?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 22, 2012 12:08 AM (jucos)
Must have been the humidity. A humid cold is miserable. Korea is a wet cold. -20, in the field, in late January, is brutal and deadly. Conversely, Brooks Range Alaska, February -25 wasn't too bad. Alaska is a dry cold. In 10 degree weather, once acclimated, we we running around in wool shirts (issue), long jons and field pants. A bunch of OD green lumberjacks.
....and we're OK...
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 22, 2012 12:08 AM (hBu9X)
Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2012 12:09 AM (izCt9)
I invite morondom assembled to pick it apart and improve it. (Although I don't expect you to do.). Particularly interested in Llarry's input.
Inspired by the latest VDH over on PJM.
Divide. Then conquer.
This is what the left does and it is what we must do, too, no matter how distasteful it is.
All the while, portraying ourselves as class-free, race-free uniters. "Post-racial" is a term that springs to mind somehow.
What people like Bill Kristol are missing is not that identity politics works-- they get that it does. But rather, it is pointless to actually give what you promise to give, for in solving a particular grievance, one can no longer demagogue it.
The left instinctively gets this.
In order to succeed electorally, we must appeal to people on the basis of tribalism, and studiously avoid fixing any actual tribal problem.
Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2012 12:09 AM (I2LwF)
The coldest winter I ever spent was the summer I spent in
San Francisco - Mark Twain
****
I've
never been to SF so all I know about it is their politics, the gheys,
and what I've seen on t.v. which is to say that it always looks gray and
dirty. It LOOKS cold.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 11:59 PM (piMMO)
Actually, it's quite an interesting phenomena. The Central Valley of California acts like a gigantic lung. When the ground gets hot in midsummer, it heats the air -- which rises, leaving a low pressure at lower altitudes -- and pretty much the only pass the air can move through is at the Golden Gate. So massive air volumes move from over the Pacific through the Golden Gate and into the Central Valley. Since the ocean water the air was over before it got "inhaled" came to us direct from British Columbia (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Current ), San Francisco gets cold, wet, fast air just as the rest of the state gets warmest.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 12:09 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Smitherines at November 22, 2012 12:10 AM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 22, 2012 12:10 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at November 22, 2012 12:11 AM (CCd6M)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 12:09 AM (kaalw)
And fog. Holy crap, London fog ain't got nothing on San Fran fog.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:11 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:03 AM (GEICT)
I'm only half an asshole. I was gonna post a pic of some fat hairy guy, but you've earned enough moron credits with cheesecake shots to engage the conscience.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 12:11 AM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 12:11 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: DOC. at November 22, 2012 12:11 AM (GKiQo)
As long as its not the London Boys.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:12 AM (GEICT)
some fat hairy guy, but you've earned enough moron credits with
cheesecake shots to engage the conscience.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 12:11 AM (Ai+tZ)
your journey to the dark side is almost complete...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:13 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:07 AM (DoZD+)
She's going to have to learn another expression if she's hitting the sack with 007
Posted by: Methos at November 22, 2012 12:13 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: AoSHQ Compliance Team at November 22, 2012 12:06 AM
LOL.
I am a moronette.
Plus I give 98% of the credit to the people behind the scenes. Bieber is just the one who hired them. He's not that essential to the mix.
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:13 AM (z63Tr)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 12:09 AM (kaalw)
And fog. Holy crap, London fog ain't got nothing on San Fran fog.
*****
As enticing as a that sounds, I bet I could come up with about 100 different places I would choose to visit before dropping in on San Fran.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:13 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Smitherines at November 22, 2012 12:13 AM (9ghZ6)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 12:11 AM (jts1f)
----------------------------------------------------------
When it gets that cold out you can literally crack your face. It's disconcerting.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 22, 2012 12:14 AM (jucos)
we were quite surprised when it dropped 30 degrees on day 3
Only
30 degrees? A 50 degree temp swing is possible in FL on a clear
cloudless day during FL winters...particularly when the wind is out of
the west.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 12:03 AM
In the High Plains that's called "Wednesday". I believe that the record for temperature swings in one day is in North Dakota, close to degrees. In the Texas Panhandle they call them "Blue Northers" and I believe that Santa Ana lost a shitload of men to one.
I remember watching a few Denver Bronco games where it was around 70 at kickoff and by the 4th quarter they were playing in near blizzard conditions
Posted by: AoSHQ Compliance Team at November 22, 2012 12:14 AM (wwsoB)
Speaking of the London Boys, have we heard what the scientists found on Mars that has them all excited?
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:15 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:15 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 12:15 AM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Methos at November 22, 2012 12:13 AM (hO9ad)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIN3EgBIHg
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:15 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:15 AM (DoZD+)
----------------------------------------------------------
Jimmy Hoffa
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 22, 2012 12:16 AM (jucos)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2012 12:16 AM (uikVb)
New Bern is a pretty little place. Wife's late mother was a war bride from London, and met two others, Aussies, on the boat over who were both settling in NC as well, one in New Bern. Both have been much-loved "aunts" to wife-o her whole life, and we do a day trip to visit every now and then. The other is in Ocean Isle, which ain't bad either.
Posted by: Enby at November 22, 2012 12:17 AM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 12:15 AM (Ai+tZ)
Hey, I believe I said Mariska had a kick ass body. She's just not my thing. But I wouldn't toss her out of my bed if she found her way there.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:17 AM (GEICT)
****
That is an AWFUL rumor.
I bet we could name 10 better choices without any thought whatsoever.
Jennifer Lawrence
Blake Lively
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:17 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:15 AM (DoZD+)
Some dude calling himself Valentine Michael Smith, whoever that is.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:17 AM (yh0zB)
San Francisco gets cold, wet, fast air just as the rest of the state gets warmest.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 12:09 AM (kaalw)
And fog. Holy crap, London fog ain't got nothing on San Fran fog.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:11 AM (yh0zB)
Yup. Sucked in off the water.
Which just goes to show that San Francisco had massive sucking going on since before it was even inhabited. The Castro was geologically inevitable.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 12:17 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2012 12:18 AM (gJeEJ)
Women are taking over the world.Posted by: Journolist at November 21, 2012 11:54 PM (3Uy4y)Cupcake ain't half that way bad...had some yesterday.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 22, 2012 12:18 AM (y2Ojs)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2012 12:16 AM (uikVb)
That would be an "ugh" face...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:18 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:15 AM (DoZD+)
Benzene or roofies or marzipan or some shit with carbon atoms in it. Eggheads like that fucking shit.
Wake me up when they find something green with three boobs.
Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2012 12:18 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:15 AM (DoZD+)
Capone's vault?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012
If you'd like, we can pretend that I'm some nubile conservative Asian chick, and not some bland midwesterner who likes books by Trevanian....
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (z63Tr)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (Ai+tZ)
And I have relatives from Thunder Bay (at the top of Lake Superior) who find Toronto feels colder than Thunder Bay because of the damp.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (piMMO)
I think upstate NY has two seasons. July and Winter
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (wwsoB)
have we heard what the scientists found on Mars that has them all excited?
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:15 AM (DoZD+)
Some dude calling himself Valentine Michael Smith, whoever that is.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:17 AM (yh0zB)
Just make sure you don't have "a wrongness", or you might become hard to find.
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (kaalw)
...but that's when I was young and stupid.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (sc97R)
You have to change your gun lube strategies in winter here.
Posted by: Thorvald at November 22, 2012 12:20 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Craig Poe at November 22, 2012 12:21 AM (BVkEs)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (Ai+tZ)
Lmfao. Asshole.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:21 AM (GEICT)
Jennifer Lawrence
Blake Lively
Tera Patrick
Rihanna
Archie Panjabi
Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2012 12:21 AM (I2LwF)
Summer in upstate NY is about 2 weeks.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 12:21 AM (sc97R)
There's a whole HQ thread about it, below.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 22, 2012 12:21 AM (nkiQM)
conservative Asian chick, and not some bland midwesterner who likes
books by Trevanian....
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (z63Tr)
Well done. I'm originally a Midwesterner myself, born in one of those landlocked states that begins and ends in a vowel. Prefer the gingers, though, but the Asian thing is a good hook. You'll go far here. Perhaps have a newsletter one day.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:21 AM (yh0zB)
The one who grokked the hell out of my girlfriend.
Posted by: Ben Caxton at November 22, 2012 12:22 AM (jts1f)
Jennifer Lawrence
Blake Lively
Tera Patrick
Rihanna
Archie Panjabi
Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2012 12:21 AM (I2LwF)
Priya Rai
Asa Akira
Rachel Starr
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:23 AM (GEICT)
There's a whole HQ thread about it, below.
Which is where I got the London Boys reference. But last I looked, nobody knew.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 22, 2012 12:23 AM (DoZD+)
Hate to say it but thumbs up to the Bieber.
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:01 AM (z63Tr)
Good Lord!! Nurse, 50cc's of Wish You Were Here, STAT! Prep for open brain message with both sides of Selling England by the Pound. Hurry, there's still time.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 22, 2012 12:23 AM (hBu9X)
One fairly typical canoe trip on the first weekend in May, the ice had gone out the week before. One day saw big fat flakes of snow on a raw east wind. At the end of the trip at base camp, we had sauna and jumped into the lake amid the floating ice chunks.
Posted by: Thorvald at November 22, 2012 12:23 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2012 12:24 AM (I2LwF)
hmmm...had to google Trevanian, wasn't familiar with the name, but now that I have...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:25 AM (yh0zB)
Okay, so started with the Christmas shopping...sorta. Have *identified* some of the items I plan on purchasing my sister and her daughters, though am waiting to see if I can nick them for cheaper on Black Friday.
My leg is doing...well, differently. In my ongoing tale of woe my doctor seems to have filleted the infected area in question and then told me to stop doing my nightly walk/run. SUCK! I enjoy my walks. Not so much the running (though it works great) but the walking is nice. In the meantime I guess I'll focus on upper body exercises.
Anywho...
In online sales news, Deep Discount is has some really good offers, but a few in particular. DO you like Back To The Future? Would you like it on bluray?
http://www.deepdiscount.com/Black-Friday-Specials
It's $22 bucks. You got half an hour left.
ET for $10. Jurassic Park trilogy for $25. Hurry! Hurry now!
Posted by: Robert at November 22, 2012 12:25 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 12:25 AM (sc97R)
That got my attention
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 12:25 AM (wwsoB)
427 There's a rumor of Kristin Stewart being considered for the next Bond girl.****That is an AWFUL rumor.I bet we could name 10 better choices without any thought whatsoever.Jennifer LawrenceBlake Lively
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:17 AM (piMMO)
And let's really be honest. As crappy as she is, Megan Fox would be a better Bond girl than Kristen Stewart. I'm pretty sure she is capable of more than one facial expression.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2012 12:25 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 12:26 AM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Robert at November 22, 2012 12:26 AM (LUnTP)
...but that's when I was young and stupid.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (sc97R)
Heh....a friend of mine still does that. Tshirt, shorts and flip flops in January. He was in an artillery unit in the Corps though, so.......
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 22, 2012 12:27 AM (hBu9X)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:11 AM (yh0zB)...Gotta say..Valley fog is way worse. You could drive over dead bodies and not notice until you hear the bump. (Madera)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 22, 2012 12:27 AM (y2Ojs)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM (kaalw)
As long as I don't end up as spoiled food...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:28 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 12:28 AM (sc97R)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2012 12:16 AM (uikVb)
Well she was raised in hollywood.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 12:29 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: connielu at November 22, 2012 12:30 AM (ven16)
Rihanna
Archie Panjabi
****
I had to look up Archie Panjabi but then recognized her immediately from The God Wife.
She is beautiful and sexy.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:30 AM (piMMO)
better Bond girl than Kristen Stewart. I'm pretty sure she is capable of
more than one facial expression.
*****
Almost anyone would be better than Stewart and with Fox, well, at least she's sexy.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:31 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2012 12:31 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:31 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Alex at November 22, 2012 12:05 AM (HwgHt)
yeah good luck with that, you are more likely to find a sex tape with elmo riding bieber. From what I hear the big question about bieber is is he gay or lesbian?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:32 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:31 AM (piMMO)
appears not to be the only thing dying...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:32 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 12:26 AM (Ai+tZ)
Let's be honest about the point of Bond girls. I think pron stars fill that role nicely.
PS - as of 30 seconds ago, you're a shot behind
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:32 AM (GEICT)
Duke dipped out a little in the spoon, tasted it. "Needs a little salt."
"Yes, Mike always did need a little seasoning."
Posted by: Jubal Harshaw at November 22, 2012 12:33 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:31 AM (piMMO)
You should see a doc about that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:34 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:34 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:34 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 22, 2012 12:34 AM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:31 AM (piMMO)
is that street slang for something?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:34 AM (Z9EHQ)
Lake Superior) who find Toronto feels colder than Thunder Bay because
of the damp.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 22, 2012 12:19 AM
I was in Montreal one summer and not only is it a beautiful city, but it was much warmer than Upstate NY, probably because Lake Ontario isn't refrigerating everything.
They have extensive underground malls and a good subway system, so the rough winter doesn't result in cabin fever.
Unfortunately, it's populated by French Canadians who make Parisians look downright folksy in comparison
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 12:35 AM (wwsoB)
Let's be honest about the point of Bond girls. I think pron stars fill that role nicely.
****
I dunno about that. Remember Denise Richards?
There has to be something besides just sex appeal.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:35 AM (piMMO)
I lived in Alameda back in the days workin S.F.
You could about set your clocks when the fog busted under the Gate and it was time to grab a coat. The fog was the bay area...you lived by that.
Posted by: DOC. at November 22, 2012 12:36 AM (GKiQo)
If so, how do you approach it?
I prefer slight mockery and laughing at them.
Posted by: RWC at November 22, 2012 12:36 AM (vujA1)
Posted by: navybrat at November 22, 2012 12:36 AM (r1ty1)
***
nah. But every time I try t type 'good' it comes out 'god'
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:36 AM (piMMO)
My 'o' key is dying.... again.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:31 AM
Just type "-bama is a SC-AMF", and we'll know what you mean
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 12:37 AM (wwsoB)
UFO-02 Detector
http://tinyurl.com/ac57nfl
Customer reviews
http://tinyurl.com/a63sy3a
I don't know if this is a scam or if mine was broken, but it doesn't work and I am still getting abducted by UFO's on a regular basis.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 11:51 PM (wwsoB)
I prefer this UFO 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVy9fo8O_9w
Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at November 22, 2012 12:37 AM (sZTYJ)
Glad the news media is on top of the importantthings.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 12:38 AM (adaoe)
****
I dunno about that. Remember Denise Richards?
There has to be something besides just sex appeal.
Posted by: Niedermeyer
see, that is the problem with halle berry, the bond girl role is like a good girlfriend, smile look pretty, and well you know . halle berry thought she was gonna have some respect or something.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:38 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2012 12:38 AM (uikVb)
STAT! Prep for open brain message with both sides of Selling England by
the Pound. Hurry, there's still time.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 22, 2012 12:2
LOL. I said the show was enjoyable and I can see why people like Bieber.
Wish You Were Here is in reach right at this moment, and will not be going any where soon. There is still activity in my frontal lobes.
Also... Bieber's mom was there. I am older than she is. Wonderful.
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:38 AM (z63Tr)
Kristen Bell
Kate Upton
Christina Hendricks
Yvonne Strahovski
ScarJo
Kate Beckinsale
Anybody BUT Kristin Stewart
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2012 12:38 AM (BAS5M)
There has to be something besides just sex appeal.
No, I'm good with raw sex appeal. Go watch some of the old Bond movies. The only thing those girls are bringing is sex appeal.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:39 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2012 12:39 AM (Rb9kQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:38 AM (Z9EHQ)
They thought they could turn Halle Berry's role into her own movie. So what they did makes sense in that context. It was of course a crappy idea though.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2012 12:40 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:38 AM (z63Tr)
*sigh*
uh...don't know what you mean there, I'm still in the prime of life...yeah...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:41 AM (yh0zB)
Kids being bullied in school top news story on local channel. Ya know
everyone I knew was bullied in school at one time or another. And dont
jump me, its wrong, but...
Glad the news media is on top of the importantthings.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 12:38 AM
They see the ratings that "Glee" gets
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 12:41 AM (wwsoB)
So any 'rons or 'ettes Having Thanksgiving with the more 'enlightened, educated, better than thou' segment of society?
If so, how do you approach it?
I'm not in the mood for political conversation. If the topic comes up and they insist, my speech will be as follows:
"I don't care. The American people voted for and incompetent narcissist and they deserve the suffering that is coming down the pipe. At the end of the day, there is no more money, and eventually even blue states like California, Illinois and New York are going to find out that you can't live forever on a credit card. And when that day comes, there is going to be anger and violence and bloodshed, and I don't care anymore. Let it come. I'll be ready."
Posted by: Alex at November 22, 2012 12:42 AM (HwgHt)
Kids being bullied in school top news story on local channel. Ya know
everyone I knew was bullied in school at one time or another. And dont
jump me, its wrong, but...
Glad the news media is on top of the importantthings.
We had a news story at Halloween about a guy who let his teenage daughter go to school looking like a pron star. And she did. Female principal told her so. Now guy, who let daughter go to school looking like "slutty pirate" started protesting the principal for saying his daughter looked like a pron star, using a sign on a giant truck.
Yes, this was the lead story in Detroit, aka "murder city."
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:43 AM (z63Tr)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 12:41 AM (wwsoB)
Yep, the gays are so under-represented in the big scheme of things../
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 12:43 AM (adaoe)
This damn thing doesn't work! I bought it last week, turned it on last night, and still woke up with my ass hurting like hell! My roommate Bruce said he didn't hear it go off at all last night. It didn't do a damn thing to stop those Visitors from probing my ass again! I want a refund!
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 12:44 AM (wwsoB)
****
remember how incredibly shocking it was when Ellen kissed Laura Dern?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:44 AM (piMMO)
I had our cable reinstalled so I have something to let guests drool over and leave me alone. apparently playboy has channels on cable. who the fuck pays for a playboy channel on cable? it has to be 80 year old guys who have no idea how to use the internets and are incapable of driving to scores or too far from fred willard to get a ride to the theatre.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:44 AM (Z9EHQ)
Yes, this was the lead story in Detroit, aka "murder city."
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:43 AM (z63Tr)
Ummm...did pics of said outfit accompany the story?
I'm asking for a friend....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:45 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:43 AM (z63Tr)
Thats not a father.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 12:45 AM (adaoe)
I'm now in my Irish state of happy depression.
Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2012 12:45 AM (Rb9kQ)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 22, 2012 12:45 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2012 12:40 AM (GULKT)
I got the feeling that they were trying to do something along those lines. as you said, stupid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:45 AM (Z9EHQ)
Folks are just dying t join him in the foodstamp challenge.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:45 AM (piMMO)
and violence and bloodshed, and I don't care anymore. Let it come. I'll
be ready."
Posted by: Alex at November 22, 2012 12:42 AM
Unless the story ends with "then I shoved his face into the cranberry sauce", I'll be disappointed
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 12:46 AM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Some 80 year old guy at November 22, 2012 12:46 AM (ptlfZ)
If you went up the Oakland Hills at night, you could see this glowing lake of light with a couple of the larger buildings in S.F sticking up out of the glow. Plus the tops of the Bay Bridge......
The Fog......
Posted by: DOC. at November 22, 2012 12:47 AM (GKiQo)
Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2012 12:47 AM (MOWP1)
I grew up in Hibbing MN, where there was a contest every year over the "icebox of the nation" with International Falls, MN. We would have weeks of below 0 weather, and a lot of very below zero weather. The worst part was no sunshine for weeks or months at a time.
The worst weather I was ever in was in Bemidji MN where I was attending college. -40 temp, with a wind chill of minus 80. I had to go get my books to study from the guy's car I had gone to shoot pool and do karaoke with the night before. Walked about two miles each way.I had on 2 pairs long johns, a mink coat Grandma bought me from the preacher's wife, head wrapped in scarf, Sorel boots, and had to stop every so often to melt the ice in my eyelashes. I don't want to hear about cold in FL or CA.
I live in New Mexico now, where the sun shines most the time. I am happy happy happy.
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 12:47 AM (HUTO5)
lake of light with a couple of the larger buildings in S.F sticking up
out of the glow. Plus the tops of the Bay Bridge......
The Fog......
****
this makes me think of endless bad hair days.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:48 AM (piMMO)
No, because I would like to eventually have a shot at fucking the girl hosting the dinner.
Posted by: Alex at November 22, 2012 12:48 AM (HwgHt)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2012 12:48 AM (uikVb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:45 AM (GEICT)
Ewww, so gross.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 12:48 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 22, 2012 12:49 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:43 AM (z63Tr)
Thats not a father.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 12:45 AM (adaoe)
not quite right. she went to school all slutted up for halloween, like everyone does now. she got hauled into the principals office and the principal said she looked like a porn actress. when the daughter did not know what a porn actress was the principal proceeded to explain porn and porn actresses. no one thought she was dressed appropriately but it is not the place of the principal to be splainin porn - even if it is from her experience.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:49 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 22, 2012 12:49 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Alex at November 22, 2012 12:49 AM (HwgHt)
In the 80's we had a cable box that could be "hotwired" by temporarily shorting two solder terminals together. One tap and you had all the channels descrambled. I convinced my Mom to subscribe to the Playboy channel since it was the cheapest and we were getting the rest for "free."
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 22, 2012 12:50 AM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Alex at November 22, 2012 12:48 AM (HwgHt)
This is an admirable goal. Good luck with that!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:50 AM (yh0zB)
@500 Detroit... said teen coulda been a pron star, jus' sayin'. Ats how
they roll, innit? An' boi Bieber would need an armed escort in
Hamtramck.
C'mon.
Said teen was from "utica" a lily white burb, and Bieber, well he was up in "auburn hills" another northern suburb. As for Hamtramck, it's fine as long as you don't get in the middle of some sort of Bosnian/ Serbian or Indian/Pakistani old country blood feud.
As for pic of said girl in slutty pirate outfit, google 'myfoxdetroit halloween protest" to get to story with girl in a similar outfit.
Posted by: shibumi at November 22, 2012 12:50 AM (z63Tr)
Sorry, been listening to the many GOP strategists.
Posted by: RWC at November 22, 2012 12:51 AM (vujA1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:49 AM (Z9EHQ)
Oh, damn I was wrong. Glad the dad saw the right side of it, and insisted his kid should be allowed to dress like a whore.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 12:52 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: Alex at November 22, 2012 12:49 AM (HwgHt)
if it were not for those fucking union clowns you could have served ho hos.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:52 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 22, 2012 12:53 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 22, 2012 12:54 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 12:52 AM (adaoe)
I am not saying she dressed appropriately but the story is the inappropriate behavior of the principal. whore became the dominant theme of halloween years ago. it is always someone wearing nearly nothing with a headband indicating they are something.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:55 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2012 12:48 AM (uikVb)
LOL. Too much work...I got free Obamabucks!
You're paying for my Lobster and Red Bull with Doritos as an appetizer.
Posted by: Sent from my Obama pho at November 22, 2012 12:55 AM (vujA1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 12:56 AM (piMMO)
Thorvald @ #522 - I knew the kinda loser cousin of Bob Dylan. He would wear a guitar strung across his back to school sometimes and play in the school contests sometimes. He did not have the writing ability of his cousin.
And there is a bar there now called Zimmy's that has a "Bob Dylan Singing contest" in the summer. I get back home sometimes but ONLY in the summer now. I have relatives that knew Bob back in the day.
And I have a really good friend from high school that bought me a signature T-Shirt from Bob for my birthday.
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 12:56 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2012 12:57 AM (HyIce)
George Noury sales the sales taxes on those flying saucers are a real bitch
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 12:58 AM (wwsoB)
And I bet you eat better in NM, even if you miss the fresh fish.
Posted by: Thorvald at November 22, 2012 12:58 AM (1V6Pv)
Later roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 12:58 AM (yh0zB)
"I decided to let my new daughter in law Ray Anne do Thanksgiving this year and do you know what she got? Fifteen Hungry Man turkey dinners, that's what.. Honestly, that girl don't have a brain in her head. I mean, you'd think she'd figure out that some of the boys are gonna want seconds!"
Posted by: Enby at November 22, 2012 12:58 AM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 12:59 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 12:55 AM (Z9EHQ)
No, the inappropriate behavior was the dad who let his kid go to school dressed that way, but you already knew what I meant.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:00 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: Enby, out at November 22, 2012 01:00 AM (ptlfZ)
Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2012 01:01 AM (HL9N8)
I remember when the 'old country' in Hamtramck was Poland and Dearborn was run by Ford and the call to prayer did not happen five times a day. Howdy neighbor.
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 01:02 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2012 01:02 AM (6gXNv)
Oh Thorvald, you don't know how much I miss the fresh fish! Was up in southern MN for brother's wedding in June, but, alas no walleyes were caught!
I did however catch a nice northern pike, but it wasn't large enough. I needed 7 pounds or one more inch , and it was only 6 1/2 pounds. I don't like cleaning the northerns, tho, too damn many bones.
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 01:03 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 01:03 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 01:04 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2012 01:04 AM (HL9N8)
Posted by: Thorvald at November 22, 2012 01:05 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: no good deed at November 22, 2012 01:06 AM (uikVb)
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 01:04 AM (HUTO5)
Oh, you mean the bluest state in the west? Yeah, gonna fill up in Arizona, and ignore New Mexico. Obama lovers all.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:07 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 01:07 AM (Ai+tZ)
Nice bolt of sarcasm. Lou is not just a mean girl but a funny one too.
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 01:07 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 22, 2012 01:07 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:00 AM (adaoe)
I am not sure he knew, I think she may have changed into a different outfit after she got to school. even if he did, it is no defense but "everyone else is."
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2012 01:09 AM (dezPb)
The pies have been baked and are now cooling. One pumpkin, one pecan, and an apple crisp for those that don't care for the above. Dad is doing the turkey, and I will be there to assist in any way possible. Driving about ninety miles to hang with the family in El Paso this week.
We will be going to Spokane to be with hubby's family over Christmas. I hope my MIL, whom I love dearly but is a lib, does NOT invite her totally moonbat sisters to visit. She has actually defended me as a conservative against their vile diatribes in the past, but I wont' tolerate their gloating this time. I will have arguments if they persist. with their gloating and mean talk!
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 01:09 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 01:10 AM (piMMO)
I think I finally figured out why my apple pie take so long and not enough crust, Using Too Many Apples. Could've made two pies. Damnit. Oh well, it'll be good. Think I will call it my rustic pie.
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2012 01:11 AM (6gXNv)
Sorry, been listening to the many GOP strategists.
Posted by: RWC at November 22, 2012 12:51 AM (vujA1)
According to child-molestation advocate Alfred Kinsey's research, 10% of the population is homosexual, 80% are bisexual, and only 10% are straight.
That is where the LGBTQ "10%" slogan came from.
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2012 01:11 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2012 01:11 AM (dezPb)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5buyCQhRWOY
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 01:13 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)
Well, not a lawyer, so you win.
But I still would not be fighting the principle of the school, I would get my kid the hell out of there!
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:14 AM (adaoe)
Lou's a mean girl,
We are NOT all Obama lovers here. If you look at the state map for who voted for TFG, you will notice that the cities, Santa Fe, Albuquerque, Taos, are where the old hippie that escaped CA live, and the res areas. My county went solidly for RR.
We have a lot of poverty in this state, and a lot of moonbats in certain areas. The more traditional, havent-been-taken-over-by-moonbats or welfare recipients areas are more red. Just to let you know.
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 01:15 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2012 01:16 AM (sZTYJ)
Is this B.S. or not?
It wouldn't suprise me at all. Hopefully the next president will disband them.
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 22, 2012 01:16 AM (+9AX9)
Well, not a lawyer, so you win.
But I still would not be fighting the principle of the school, I would get my kid the hell out of there!
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:14 AM (adaoe)
yeah, yeah, sorry for being a prick, my point is not to harp on you only to make the point that as bad and inappropriate as the costume was the libtard principal was worse.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 01:17 AM (Z9EHQ)
http://tinyurl.com/b25obgo
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 01:19 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 22, 2012 01:20 AM (+9AX9)
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 01:15 AM (HUTO5)
I live in NV. harry reid won by a bunch even though the rest of my state went completely red in 2010, and went red in 2012 except for obama, so, yeah, I get it.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:21 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2012 01:22 AM (6gXNv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 01:17 AM (Z9EHQ)
Yeah, they all are, the dad and the principal, thanks for the correct spelling
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:25 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 01:25 AM (HUTO5)
The official propaganda:
http://www.fema.gov/fema-corps
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 01:25 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2012 01:26 AM (sZTYJ)
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 01:26 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 01:25 AM (HUTO5)
Well, sadly harry reid will die in the senate, like ted kennedy. He will never lose in NV. Clark county will see to that.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:28 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 01:29 AM (2CiZb)
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:28 AM (adaoe)
He's paid his dues, and then some!
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:30 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:28 AM (adaoe)
Gov. Sandoval will likely run against Reid in '16. We'll see how bad things are then...
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2012 01:31 AM (sZTYJ)
Color me skeptical. They look like they're more prepped to swarm a donut shop than a survivalist camp
Looks more to me like fat kids on a field trip to a SWAT training academy
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2012 01:33 AM (wwsoB)
That's sad, but probably true, I would really like to see term limits.
Should we try to talk about something happier?
I will be seeing my nephews tomorrow for the first time since June. They are cute as can be, and the younger one has a birthday (number 7 birthday, so I don't forget) and am planning on playing like a CRAZY women with them! and probably eating more than I should, and loving my dad and brother and niece and SIL and having a happy happy happy time tomorrow,
And a I am bringing PIE so I will be loved!
Posted by: alamogordo at November 22, 2012 01:33 AM (HUTO5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2012 01:31 AM (sZTYJ)
Yep. I won't be here to fight that fight. Not gonna put any more time into NV, sadly.
I want to live a life.
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:33 AM (adaoe)
Politico says Sandoval likely running for POTUS then. http://tinyurl.com/bhsdxvp
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 01:41 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 01:43 AM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: thread at November 22, 2012 01:44 AM (yBF/9)
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:30 AM (adaoe)
FYI i commented on my own comment twice, but you knew that!
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:46 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: and irresolute at November 22, 2012 01:47 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: lou's a mean girl at November 22, 2012 01:48 AM (adaoe)
Posted by: ONT ER Unit at November 22, 2012 01:51 AM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 01:52 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: ONT's EKG at November 22, 2012 01:52 AM (Ai+tZ)
LMAO
This is the latest tweet from Booker:
"Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could
hold a rather large amount of gratitude." A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 22, 2012 01:53 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 01:57 AM (2CiZb)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 01:59 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2012 01:59 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 02:01 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 02:01 AM (Z9EHQ)
yes, what do you want to do with it/one?
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 02:03 AM (2CiZb)
Takes a long time to rape and boil a live turkey.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 22, 2012 02:05 AM (xKC/c)
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 02:03 AM (2CiZb)
I have been shooting around with a friends Remington 597 and was going to pick one up. I have tried the Marlin and liked it as well but I am really fond of the Remington.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 02:05 AM (Z9EHQ)
The thread is saved
Raise your glass of cheer
And pretend we didn't misbehaved
(fuck off, I'm new at this rhyming thing)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 02:06 AM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 02:10 AM (jts1f)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCWmXqzloIM
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 02:11 AM (Z9EHQ)
n' cream corn is cobless,
But at least you can enjoy them,
Unlike the post dinner kitchen mess ...
Burma Shave
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 02:12 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 02:05 AM (Z9EHQ)
I am not a fan of tube type magazines,
the 597 is mag fed so that is good.
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 02:13 AM (2CiZb)
Posted by: and irresolute at November 22, 2012 02:14 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 02:15 AM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: ONT's EKG at November 22, 2012 01:52 AM (Ai+tZ)
That is my favorite post,like, EVER!!!
Posted by: and irresolute at November 22, 2012 02:16 AM (DBH1h)
It looks like since Remington got bought by Cerberus, they have upgraded the 597 to some nice options but have not seen any competing locally
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 02:17 AM (2CiZb)
I 'membered crackers too,
Thanksgiving makes me happier,
than a monkey flinging poo ...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 02:17 AM (gh+mp)
I visited their HQ in Towson several times after the acquisition by the Stanley Works. You reminded me of someone there. Just curious.
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 02:19 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 02:17 AM (2CiZb)
everyone I know owns at least one from Ruger. I like the Rugers also.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 02:20 AM (Z9EHQ)
I bought a bag of berries,
Now if only my home or kitchen,
Had T-day cooking fairies ...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 02:22 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: and irresolute at November 22, 2012 02:22 AM (DBH1h)
I have been shooting around with a friends Remington 597 and was going to pick one up. I have tried the Marlin and liked it as well but I am really fond of the Remington.
If you can afford one. http://www.anschuetz-sport.com/
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 22, 2012 02:22 AM (+9AX9)
I live just a few miles from their HQ, run past it every Sunday. Not me, but if you get a chance to come back, let me know. There's a bunch of morons in Towson, enough that we had a meetup a few weeks ago.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 02:24 AM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Zakn at November 22, 2012 02:24 AM (YkUit)
I liked Ruger Hauer in Bladerunner ... does that count?
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 02:24 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at November 22, 2012 02:26 AM (GE1+K)
Posted by: and irresolute at November 22, 2012 02:22 AM (DBH1h)
You are moron's morons, no doubt. Unless you're an 'ette, in which case, how you doin'?
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 02:26 AM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 02:20 AM (Z9EHQ)
locally for rimfire competions folks are shooting
silhouette
Steel Challenge
Long Range Tactical(out to 300 yards)
Ruger Rimfire Challenge
4 position NRA smallbore
for semi Auto, almost everyone is shooting a Ruger 10/22.
This does not mean the Remington 597 is not a good rifle but it has not been picked up.
There are some 10/22's that will put 5 shots in one hole at 50 yards
The advantage right now to the Ruger is there are literally tons of options if you want to do any upgrades
The 597 looks like agood rifle but I don't have any data to say one way or the other
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 02:27 AM (2CiZb)
I cut wood for the roasting of the bird.....then
they told me I was off duty this year and I was just to be a most favored guest and to take the big easy chair this year and drink beer and watch football.
I'll take that position...with a smile....
Posted by: DOC. at November 22, 2012 02:30 AM (Nape+)
Gonna have to give that one a shot or fifty.
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 02:31 AM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 22, 2012 02:22 AM (+9AX9)
Anschuetz is the heat, but not everyone has an Anny budget.
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 02:32 AM (2CiZb)
I have a favorite uncle who is a flaming lefty, but so far I have avoided politics with him. All I get is his insipid worshipful Facebook messages, and then, only through my wife's Facebook.
Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2012 02:33 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 02:33 AM (gh+mp)
tis time for the annual turkey rapes.
A day for football and family parties,
for fermented hops and even grapes.
(Like someone else said, fuck you,
I'm new to this rhyming thing too.)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 02:34 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: Truman North at November 22, 2012 02:34 AM (I2LwF)
It's been real. It's been fun.
Have a happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: DC in Towson at November 22, 2012 02:36 AM (Ai+tZ)
Posted by: Zakn at November 22, 2012 02:37 AM (YkUit)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 02:38 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: TheCriminalBarrister at November 22, 2012 02:39 AM (RPXAJ)
BH: I have bookmarked it Thank her for me!
126
Happy evening, elder god!
A link for the better half ...
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 02:41 AM (kaalw)
out of the box they shoot really well, probably not as well as a Ruger 10/22 after a few mods, but good enough to compete with and win
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 02:42 AM (2CiZb)
Regrettably, unlikely. While I was on the Stanley side of that transaction, the echoes of the bloodletting during integration eventually led to my departure. The infighting was intense but as an executive with nearly three decades with the company, I decided that I knew more about the business than the bean counters making the decisions. I concluded that they were taking the company in the wrong direction so I took a package during one of the waves of reorgs, a six month sabbatical, and a job with their largest competitor. If I ever do have cause to get that way again I will let you know. Thanks for the invite.
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 02:42 AM (jts1f)
Its. Not. Working. For. Me.
I just turned the heater on. Usually, I can hold out until midway in December in south FL.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 02:42 AM (sc97R)
you did. And if she takes some inspiration from it/them, I am happy to have been of help...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 02:43 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 02:44 AM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: harleycowboy at November 22, 2012 02:46 AM (+9AX9)
"SHOOT!" and pun...
Guns and somore guns. Love me some shooting and gun porn.......
Lets all lick the M1-A1 with a 20 round box mag. and floating a Win. 300 bull barrel to make this beauty a so...so...so very fine 7.62 TACK DRIVER that you will wet your pants....with just iron sights!!!
Now dare to add some mil optics and you will cream your jeans....yes
5.56.......not a zombie stopper....ask a Marine....at least they are sliding the .45 cal back into their side-arm stock.....bout FUCKING TIME!!!!
Posted by: DOC. at November 22, 2012 02:47 AM (Nape+)
http://www.championshooters.com/store/product.php?productid=1131
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2012 02:44 AM (Z9EHQ)
yep, looks like it is based on a SCAR.
the first I clicked on was $800, if it shoots good probably worth it being an Anschutz and all
Posted by: jake in ID at November 22, 2012 02:51 AM (2CiZb)
cooth -
you did. And if she takes some inspiration from it/them, I am happy to have been of help...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 02:43 AM (gh+mp)
I'd left it open on the email side, and I didn't want to forget it on the blog side before I was sure I'd passed it on.
As I'm sure everyone has noticed, the BH doesn't really participate on the blog-side, but she keeps feeling positive about everyone she's met IRL and all the interactions she's had -- (and, BTW, feels a tremendous gap on not having personally met her "inside contact" in NC.......but that's pending).
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 02:54 AM (kaalw)
the ham and eggs are green,
May we be thankful for today,
Cause the worst hasn't yet been seen ...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:00 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 22, 2012 03:06 AM (i0App)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:08 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: jc at November 22, 2012 03:09 AM (kfC1R)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 02:42 AM
Supposed to be summer around here but it's only 64 deg F. Feels colder. It's probably the reading at the airport.
Posted by: otho at November 22, 2012 03:09 AM (yBF/9)
Happy Thanksgiving. Got THE CALL this morning. 'Dad, can you bring appetizers for 12? Oh and we need to borrow some chairs too ... How long does a 20 lb. turkey need to cook?'
i.e. I was listening to the hubby's cell ...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:11 AM (gh+mp)
Friend in Belgium said they had no summer to speak of.
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:13 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 03:14 AM (sc97R)
I got a bag of these Beigel/Beigel "cracker crisps" made in Israel at Walmart. They're pretty damn good crackers.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 03:14 AM (sc97R)
i love em. they are like crack.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 22, 2012 03:15 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:17 AM (gh+mp)
& they're sitting in my yogurt,
I brought orange and chili sorbet to T-dinner once,
and boy did everyone get butt hurt ...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:20 AM (gh+mp)
Happy Thanksgiving, gushie ...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:17 AM (gh+mp)
Happy TG to you too! i am taking Grimmy to mom and dads for his first TG in country with them and not his folks... breath will be held. Atheist sister, Socialist Swede boyfriend with her will make this meal...interesting.
Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at November 22, 2012 03:23 AM (r7Ddb)
Candles on the table,
I am grateful for my ability,
to enjoy this while I'm able ...
sometimeth the selfpityeth geteth the better of me ... but I am trying ...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:24 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 03:25 AM (sc97R)
Plan B: stop at IKEA cafeteria before arriving ... and load up on edible distractions ....
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:26 AM (gh+mp)
Dang. Stay warm up there, jc!
I hope model_1066 gets his furnace in ...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:28 AM (gh+mp)
Winter storm to hit the north east next week...
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 03:25 AM (sc97R)
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the preznit will use teh glorious bomber jacket to shield everyone 'ceptin dem ebil capitalists.
Posted by: jc at November 22, 2012 03:29 AM (kfC1R)
Winter storm to hit the north east next week...
Dang. Stay warm up there, jc!
I hope model_1066 gets his furnace in ...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:28 AM (gh+mp)
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I live on the other side of town. But, staying warm will be done anyway. Been truly purdy around here -- clear skies followed by clear skies. gorgeous but all the willies are chilly.
Posted by: jc at November 22, 2012 03:31 AM (kfC1R)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:31 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:34 AM (gh+mp)
My cousin and I did one in a day in the middle of winter. Old shitty dry bottom boiler out, new Smith wet bottom in, 4 new circulator pumps, high tech - "boiler boss" controls and a bunch of new wiring.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 03:36 AM (sc97R)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 03:36 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:36 AM (gh+mp)
I think there is major duct work involved ... He was cursing the unreliableness of subcontractors the other evening ...
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:37 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:38 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 03:38 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 22, 2012 03:39 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:42 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:43 AM (gh+mp)
Posted by: Adriane at November 22, 2012 03:44 AM (gh+mp)
Oh, a hot air furnace...
...I hate duct work. They're common in apartments/condos, because they're the cheapest you can buy initially, but the quality of the heating sucks compared to a boiler system.
Radiant is probably the slickest and most satisfying but its expensive to install and there have been some issues with the PEX tubing leaking
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 03:47 AM (sc97R)
Posted by: jc at November 22, 2012 03:53 AM (kfC1R)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=m57gzA2JCcM#!
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 03:58 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 04:00 AM (sc97R)
No credibility huh?
Posted by: concrete girl at November 22, 2012 04:06 AM (y2Ojs)
http://tinyurl.com/bgslsky
The machines...they're building themselves.
S.K.Y.N.E.T.
Posted by: @PurpAv at November 22, 2012 04:11 AM (sc97R)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 04:14 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 22, 2012 04:19 AM (IlZPo)
S.K.Y.N.E.T.
It's worse than Skynet. Terminators are big enough we could shoot them.
Posted by: Methos at November 22, 2012 04:22 AM (hO9ad)
The Cross Country Killer ... ... "Further allegations included that Rogers was acquainted with O. J. Simpson, that Simpson paid Rogers to break into Nicole's house and steal a pair of $20,000 earrings O.J. had given to Nicole, and that Rogers should kill her if necessary. He purportedly later confessed to killing both Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman shortly after being convicted and sentenced to death for the murder of Tina Marie Cribbs." http://tinyurl.com/acepm73
(anyone still out there ... how do you hyperlink the sock?)
Posted by: Wikipedia at November 22, 2012 04:55 AM (jts1f)
So even if this other monster did it, it was at the behest of OJ, changes nothing really ... but smells like a crock to sell a book.
Posted by: Wikipedia at November 22, 2012 04:56 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: Grumpy the Younger at November 22, 2012 04:57 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: Dr. Threadslayer at November 22, 2012 05:18 AM (jts1f)
Posted by: and irresolute at November 22, 2012 06:09 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: sTevo at November 22, 2012 07:08 AM (VMcEw)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 22, 2012 07:41 AM (GZitp)
Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2012 07:46 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2012 07:46 AM
And it's about damn time. This thread has fizzled out like a Romney "surge" in the polls....
Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 22, 2012 07:52 AM (yKUrR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2012 07:53 AM (GsoHv)
And I am always up this early unless I had a rocking chair night.
Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2012 07:55 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2012 07:56 AM (YdQQY)
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