13 of "Octomom" Nadya Suleman's 14 Children Form "Supergroup" And Cut Christmas Record

It's the Octoplets, plus five of her other kids. I don't know why the fourteenth didn't join.

Anyway, this particular supergroup calls itself the "Roctuplets," and they sing a song written by a rapper who once sang at one of their birthday parties. It sounds like it was written by a rapper. Proceeds from the song go, in theory, to their college funds.

Eh. Kids are going to have a hard time. I can't begrudge them some money. Although the video has images of the kids smiling, which you'd think would be the dominant image, an awful lot of shots show confused, unhappy little children wondering what's to become of them.

Nadya Suleman's vagina is like a road production of Oliver Twist.


Posted by: Ace at 06:23 PM



Comments

1 Why didn't I hear anything about this shit?

Posted by: Cousin Oliver at November 21, 2012 06:25 PM (QKKT0)

2 London Boys would be better.

Posted by: Vic at November 21, 2012 06:25 PM (YdQQY)

3

It's not a clown car!!!

Posted by: imp at November 21, 2012 06:26 PM (UaxA0)

4 Proceeds from the song go, in theory, to their college funds.


Some theories like the Pittdown Man didn't quite pan out.

Posted by: Vic at November 21, 2012 06:26 PM (YdQQY)

5

"Rocktuplets"?

That bitch had a small symphony orchestra fall out her gaping maw.

Posted by: imp at November 21, 2012 06:27 PM (UaxA0)

6 Ewww! She is nasty!

Posted by: jmel at November 21, 2012 06:27 PM (J0g6i)

7


She's like Attila the Hun , only stupid. And a whore.

In 500 years, 60% of the populace will be able to trace its lineage to this steaming cunt.

Posted by: imp at November 21, 2012 06:28 PM (UaxA0)

8 She must've run out of money from the porno movies gig.

Posted by: Shecky Spilker at November 21, 2012 06:29 PM (Kflw4)

9 She and her ilk are why Obama was reelected.

Posted by: Vic at November 21, 2012 06:29 PM (YdQQY)

10 My mom is a circus act

Posted by: George Foreman Nadea Suleman at November 21, 2012 06:29 PM (z9HTb)

11 Sometimes I don't feel like such a bad father.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at November 21, 2012 06:29 PM (Eq2MX)

12 I hated Octopussy.

Posted by: Butters at November 21, 2012 06:30 PM (NIZHJ)

13 That's the kind of footage you get when you swing the camera from a rope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2012 06:30 PM (QKKT0)

14 @12 I never have been able to finish the 007 movie with Lazenby.

Posted by: Peter Franks at November 21, 2012 06:31 PM (Kflw4)

15 She must've run out of money from the porno movies gig.


Boner Killers 14

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2012 06:31 PM (z9HTb)

16 13 of "Octomom" Nadya Suleman's 14 Children Form "Supergroup" And Cut Christmas Record


---


Of course they did.


Octomom is like one of those clown cars where the clowns just keep coming out.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 21, 2012 06:31 PM (VlXYw)

17 Are there any more up there?

Posted by: The Director at November 21, 2012 06:32 PM (QKKT0)

18 The Roctuplets, huh? I guess we should just be glad she didn't only have six.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 21, 2012 06:32 PM (6JMZR)

19 Well that was... frightening...

The holdout must be a pretty bright kid.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 21, 2012 06:33 PM (JxXAE)

20 Is that my remote control?

Posted by: Butters at November 21, 2012 06:33 PM (NIZHJ)

21 In 500 years, 60% of the populace will be able to trace its lineage to this steaming cunt.


Or she might end up some sort of patron saint of the zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2012 06:33 PM (z9HTb)

22 Aren't all her kids from In vitro and sperm donors?

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 21, 2012 06:33 PM (BAnPT)

23 Nadya Suleman. Woman "Progressed."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:35 PM (hhVWg)

24 sperm donors?


Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 21, 2012 06:33 PM (BAnPT)
I.... nevermind.

Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2012 06:35 PM (BoE3Z)

25 Her real name is Julia

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 21, 2012 06:36 PM (BAnPT)

26 It sounds like it was written by a rapper

Eightpac Shakur?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 21, 2012 06:36 PM (6JMZR)

27 I've heard that their version of The Hallelujah Chorus puts the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to shame.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 21, 2012 06:37 PM (VlXYw)

28 c'mon guys the children are cute regardless of their mother's crazy town issues.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2012 06:37 PM (hX8cq)

29

Forward

For Wards of the state

Posted by: soothsayer at November 21, 2012 06:37 PM (ETO1s)

30 >>Nadya Suleman's vagina is like a road production of Oliver Twist.


ROTFL

Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2012 06:37 PM (q177U)

31 But, I mean, this was always her strategy. Try to draw as much attention to herself, and then try to cash out.


"Attention whore." Literally.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:37 PM (hhVWg)

32 I can't wait for the Cast of Glee cover

The suckage will be complete

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 06:37 PM (wwsoB)

33 I don't want to watch the whole thing, how far into the video is the part where she fucks the skeleton?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 21, 2012 06:37 PM (+lsX1)

34 I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 21, 2012 06:38 PM (vkUBG)

35 Nadya Suleman's vagina is like a road production of Oliver Twist.


****

This will now be filed away under 'All-time Favorite Quips'

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 06:38 PM (piMMO)

36 >>>It sounds like it was written by a rapper


Must've been a pretty competent rapper because that song sucked. Well, not like Eminem, he's pretty incompetent for a white guy.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 21, 2012 06:38 PM (JxXAE)

37 You will be paying for all their needs.

Posted by: Alans at November 21, 2012 06:38 PM (V2OI+)

38 9
She and her ilk are why Obama was reelected.


Posted by: Vic at November 21, 2012 06:29 PM (YdQQY)
Her thing plays out all over America all the time. Usually smaller litters though. I see it where I live, parading on display, in my town, Especially on the first of the month.

Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2012 06:39 PM (BoE3Z)

39 "28 c'mon guys the children are cute regardless of their mother's crazy town issues.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2012 06:37 PM (hX8cq) "

1) Who said anything about the children?

2) It's a free country. (Sort of. For now.)

3) The children might have inherited whatever genetic defects you think their mother might possess.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:39 PM (hhVWg)

40 How could God let this tragedy happen?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2012 06:39 PM (dZ756)

41 40 How could God let this tragedy happen?

There. Is. No. God.

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2012 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

42 Whatever happened to the idea of birth control in exchange for welfare.

In other words, if you are chronically on welfare (i.e., continuously for over three years), then in exchange for the benefits you also receive an IUD, which is good for roughly one year. Still on welfare the next year, here's another IUD shot.

Similarly, anyone on welfare for more than three years should have their right to vote revoked until they are off welfare for a year straight.

Or is that too heartless???

Posted by: Prescient11 at November 21, 2012 06:41 PM (tVTLU)

43 This is what happens with unregulated vaginas

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 21, 2012 06:41 PM (BAnPT)

44 shrug

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2012 06:41 PM (hX8cq)

45 40
How could God let this tragedy happen?


Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2012 06:39 PM (dZ756)
Well, maybe "be fruitful and multiply, and cover the face of the earth". Maybe. Too bad this one took it literally.

Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2012 06:41 PM (BoE3Z)

46 "40 How could God let this tragedy happen?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2012 06:39 PM (dZ756) "

Well, it wasn't really much of a tragedy.


And I guess it's all part of God's Plan.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:41 PM (hhVWg)

47 More Americans will be able to name Octomom's kids than Supreme Court justices

Stay thirsty my friends

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 06:42 PM (wwsoB)

48 The last sibling was holding out for better terms on the advice of SEIU.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 21, 2012 06:42 PM (ndlFj)

49 I got about 20 seconds with the sound on, another 20 or so without sound. I'm sorry, I don't want to be sad for the holidays.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2012 06:42 PM (BeSEI)

50 "41 40 How could God let this tragedy happen?

There. Is. No. God.

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2012 06:41 PM (sdi6R) "

I don't know about that. What I do know is that you're mortal. And probably haven't thought this through all that well...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:42 PM (hhVWg)

51 44
shrug

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2012 06:41 PM

ditto

Posted by: Atlas at November 21, 2012 06:43 PM (wwsoB)

52 I don't want to watch the whole thing, how far into the video is the part where she fucks the skeleton?


If only she had fucked skeletons...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2012 06:43 PM (QKKT0)

53 The 14th is focusing on his solo album.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at November 21, 2012 06:43 PM (BsGo+)

54
I'm 3 eps into COPPER and I like it.

But my patience is wearing thin with all the socio-economic gender race commentary.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 21, 2012 06:44 PM (ETO1s)

55 It could be worse ...

Do They Know It's Christmas Time at all

Posted by: Band Aid at November 21, 2012 06:44 PM (wwsoB)

56 Nadya's kids = the Bumpass dogs

Posted by: Ralphie Parker at November 21, 2012 06:45 PM (wwsoB)

57 We shan't work together again.

Posted by: 14th Octo Kid at November 21, 2012 06:45 PM (Zd/NW)

58 Do we really have to give all of them Obama Phones?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 21, 2012 06:46 PM (ndlFj)

59 "55 It could be worse ...

Do They Know It's Christmas Time at all

Posted by: Band Aid at November 21, 2012 06:44 PM (wwsoB) "

Christmas is racist. Obamamas is the wave of the future! You racist.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:46 PM (hhVWg)

60 Don't EVER say it couldn't get worse

Posted by: Honey Boo Boo Christmas Album at November 21, 2012 06:46 PM (wwsoB)

61 Nadya's kids = the Bumpass dogs


NOTTAFINGAH!!!

Posted by: Kolchak: The Night Stalker at November 21, 2012 06:47 PM (z9HTb)

62 I've taken the 14th under my wing.

Posted by: The Ghost of Michael Jackson at November 21, 2012 06:47 PM (ndlFj)

63

best Christmas song is by a carribbean band


BONEY M

watch the vid on yootoob

Posted by: soothsayer at November 21, 2012 06:47 PM (ETO1s)

64 It can ALWAYS get worse

Posted by: Kim Kardashian Khristmas Karols at November 21, 2012 06:47 PM (wwsoB)

65 Didja see me on SNL? I'm hip and cool like my BF Obama! Corey Booker has nothing on me. Tomorrow gonna drink gravy and chill with my posse. Word.

Posted by: Chris Christie at November 21, 2012 06:48 PM (wIgpo)

66 God Bless us ... everyone!

Posted by: Tiny Tim Suleman at November 21, 2012 06:48 PM (BAS5M)

67 46 million American kids won't go to Harvard. Obama needs to do something about giving kids free Harvard care.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2012 06:48 PM (BeSEI)

68 If only she had fucked skeletons...


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2012 06:43 PM (QKKT0)


She screwed no one for those last eight......don't know about the first 6(?)

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2012 06:48 PM (X6akg)

69 "62 I've taken the 14th under my wing.

Posted by: The Ghost of Michael Jackson at November 21, 2012 06:47 PM (ndlFj) "

Great. Because we couldn't have a thread which sort of involved children without someone "improving" it by bringing up "sex with children."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:48 PM (hhVWg)

70 Wait a minute, so how much child support does the Invisible Man have to pay?

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at November 21, 2012 06:49 PM (BsGo+)

71 Those kids should build there own Apple factory out of Lego's and get to work.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 21, 2012 06:50 PM (b+jI9)

72 Is it dpud that uses the phrase "funniest end of civilization ever"?

Cause between skeleton fucker and this...this, travesty, it sure looks like they're onto something. Damnit, I wish I had a drink.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 21, 2012 06:50 PM (8bkiH)

73 I've finally figured it out

Reality TV stars are the 21st century version of the old Circus Freak Shows

They're popular because no matter how much your life sucks, you're not THOSE people

Until you find out they're millionaires with book deals and their own signature perfume lines

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 06:50 PM (wwsoB)

74
Aren't all her kids from In vitro and sperm donors?

How many years did it take to collect all that sperm? I bet the injection needle tried to walk away more than once.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 06:50 PM (lOmbq)

75 Couldn't she sell most of them off to scientific research?

Posted by: Every sperm is sacred at November 21, 2012 06:50 PM (BAS5M)

76 "70 Wait a minute, so how much child support does the Invisible Man have to pay?

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at November 21, 2012 06:49 PM (BsGo+) "

However much it takes. To screw Whity.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:50 PM (hhVWg)

77 I thought for sure that Thanksgiving would be Nadya Suleman's favorite holiday. I know she loves the turkey baster.

Posted by: no good deed at November 21, 2012 06:50 PM (uikVb)

78 I've taken the 14th under my wing

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romley at November 21, 2012 06:51 PM (ndlFj)

79 "72 Is it dpud that uses the phrase "funniest end of civilization ever"?

Cause between skeleton fucker and this...this, travesty, it sure looks like they're onto something. Damnit, I wish I had a drink.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 21, 2012 06:50 PM (8bkiH) "

The Blog at the End of Civilization.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:51 PM (hhVWg)

80 The Jingle Cats is Handel's Messiah compared to that

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 06:52 PM (wwsoB)

81 "73 I've finally figured it out

Reality TV stars are the 21st century version of the old Circus Freak Shows

They're popular because no matter how much your life sucks, you're not THOSE people

Until you find out they're millionaires with book deals and their own signature perfume lines

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 06:50 PM (wwsoB) "

Progress. It's like the past. But worse in every way imaginable.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:53 PM (hhVWg)

82
can you guys not be a- holes during the holidays?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 21, 2012 06:53 PM (ETO1s)

83 I shot up half of L.A. for less reason than that video

Posted by: Bill "D-Fense" Foster at November 21, 2012 06:53 PM (wwsoB)

84
What they sang = Some Rapping Shit.

What I Heard = Jingle Bells as barked by the Dogs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 06:53 PM (lOmbq)

85 75 -

Well that does it, now I am quite irate.

Posted by: God at November 21, 2012 06:53 PM (BeSEI)

86 "78 I've taken the 14th under my wing

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romley at November 21, 2012 06:51 PM (ndlFj) "

Another brilliant comment. Well done.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:53 PM (hhVWg)

87 82


can you guys not be a- holes during the holidays?





Posted by: soothsayer at November 21, 2012 06:53 PM

We're NOT assholes !!!!

Posted by: A-holes Anonymous at November 21, 2012 06:54 PM (wwsoB)

88 To think that we've got a missile shield to protect all this

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 06:56 PM (wwsoB)

89
OctoMom, the poster child of Clownifornia.
Pasilla chiles were 78 cents per llblast week, this week $1.28.
Obmaphone! Si se puede!
Waiter? SMOD, please.

Happy Thanksgiving, 'Rons 'Ronettes. Miss ya. Lub.

Posted by: ktnxbai*coughing up lace wigs* at November 21, 2012 06:57 PM (he33V)

90 82 -

How?

Why?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2012 06:57 PM (BeSEI)

91 Is this for sale on Amazon yet? I can't wait to read the snarky reviews if it is

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 06:57 PM (wwsoB)

92 can you guys not be a- holes during the holidays?



This is one of those logic puzzles, right?

Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at November 21, 2012 06:57 PM (z9HTb)

93
87
82

can you guys not be a- holes during the holidays?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 21, 2012 06:53 PM
From the post: "Nadya Suleman's vagina is like a road production of Oliver Twist"......

Posted by: tubal at November 21, 2012 06:58 PM (BoE3Z)

94 "88 To think that we've got a missile shield to protect all this

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 06:56 PM (wwsoB) "

Well, really, we got a missile shield (because we wanted) to bankrupt the Soviet Union (faster). Everything else is a free bonus.


Thanks Reagan, you Evil Fascist.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 06:59 PM (hhVWg)

95 can you guys not be a- holes during the holidays?


Posted by: soothsayer at November 21, 2012 06:53 PM


Then we have until midnight.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2012 06:59 PM (X6akg)

96 I shot up half of L.A. for less reason than that video



Posted by: Bill "D-Fense" Foster



Sorry, breakfast is over.

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2012 06:59 PM (z9HTb)

97 The only way to re-start the thread is to note that I have killed it.

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2012 07:03 PM (z9HTb)

98 Why not a singing porn video w/mom? Might sell better.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2012 07:03 PM (rlFQ+)

99 I am NOT an asshole!

Posted by: Uranus at November 21, 2012 07:03 PM (wwsoB)

100
Octomom and turkey baster are best friends.

Posted by: Father Thanksgiving at November 21, 2012 07:04 PM (lDWQr)

101 No gun on earth has a big enough clip to clean out the rats in this country.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2012 07:04 PM (BuSM8)

102 Seraphic Secret @

Yesterday, Hamas thugs dragged six men out of a van. The men were forced
to lie face down on the street and then shot dead at point-blank range.
Hamas accused the men of being Israeli spies.

Five bodies lay in a pile as a mob stomped and spat on them. A sixth
body was tied to a motorcycle and dragged through the streets as people
screamed, “Spy! Spy!”

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2012 07:04 PM (hX8cq)

103 "98 Why not a singing porn video w/mom? Might sell better.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2012 07:03 PM (rlFQ+) "

Actually, that's sort of a good idea.

People like porn, and they seem to like singing and dancing idiots. Why not combine the two?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:05 PM (hhVWg)

104 I am NOT an asshole!


You are Number Six.

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2012 07:06 PM (z9HTb)

105 Hi guys, I'm here!

Posted by: The Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse at November 21, 2012 07:07 PM (wwsoB)

106

I am NOT an asshole!

Really?

Posted by: Hemorrhoidal Tag at November 21, 2012 07:07 PM (lDWQr)

107 I AM ASSHOLACUS

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2012 07:07 PM (QKKT0)

108
I am NOT an asshole!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2012 07:08 PM (lDWQr)

109 I feel sorry for these kids, simply because their mom is a fucking lunatic.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at November 21, 2012 07:08 PM (GrtrJ)

110 You are Number Six.
Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2012 07:06 PM (z9HTb)

I got yer number.

Posted by: Preparation H at November 21, 2012 07:09 PM (rlFQ+)

111

I am NOT an asshole!

I'll make that determination sir.

Posted by: Billy Joe Sharpton, Proctologist at November 21, 2012 07:09 PM (lDWQr)

112 I'll use that to spruce up my resume:


"Played Asshole #6 in 'I'm Ready for Christmas"

Posted by: fluffy laughs at his own jokes at November 21, 2012 07:10 PM (z9HTb)

113 2024: Senator Suleman

Posted by: eman at November 21, 2012 07:10 PM (bWwMZ)

114 yeah, me too, Dangergirl

she should protect her children from the public instead of using them for whatever.
of course we see parents do this shit all the time.

Posted by: willow at November 21, 2012 07:10 PM (hX8cq)

115 Octomom and turkey baster are best friends.

If you're basting your turkey with a centrifugal pump.

Posted by: WTF Do I Know at November 21, 2012 07:10 PM (HtUdo)

116
I am NOT an asshole!


Fooled me!

Posted by: Bobby the Butt Plug at November 21, 2012 07:11 PM (lDWQr)

117 Those are some beautiful children.

Posted by: mama winger at November 21, 2012 07:11 PM (P6QsQ)

118 I am NOT an asshole!


I am not an ASSHOLE!

Posted by: Verbal Kint at November 21, 2012 07:12 PM (z9HTb)

119 Who named the group? Astro?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 21, 2012 07:12 PM (6JMZR)

120 This is what happens when you can't get free birth control.

Posted by: Bosk at November 21, 2012 07:12 PM (n2K+4)

121
Does this count as their 15 minutes of fame, like collectively? Or does each one of them still have (8 x 15 - 1:42)?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 07:12 PM (lOmbq)

122
I AM ASSHOLACUS

NO
I AM ASSHOLACUS!

Posted by: Zombie Tony Curtis at November 21, 2012 07:13 PM (HtUdo)

123 I'll bet if you took Octomom naked skydiving, her cooter would play the Hallelujah Chorus

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 07:13 PM (wwsoB)

124 off topic, and who cares about this dopey baby popper...
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1112/84110.html

Posted by: mallfly at November 21, 2012 07:13 PM (bJm7W)

125 Well folks, time to shut it down for the night. bbt

Posted by: Vic at November 21, 2012 07:14 PM (YdQQY)

126 oh, the link stuck: 16 possible GOP 2016 Pres candidates. Yaaay... pass the skeleton...

Posted by: mallfly at November 21, 2012 07:14 PM (bJm7W)

127 Bye.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:14 PM (hhVWg)

128
I'll bet if you took Octomom naked skydiving, her cooter would play the Hallelujah Chorus

You wouldn't need a parachute.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 07:14 PM (lOmbq)

129 I thought we were doing happy stories.

Posted by: Andy at November 21, 2012 07:14 PM (OZPoa)

130 Wake me up when they cut a Ramadan record.

Posted by: Truman North at November 21, 2012 07:15 PM (I2LwF)

131 110
You are Number Six.

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2012 07:06 PM (z9HTb)



I got yer number.

Posted by: Preparation H at November 21, 2012 07:09 PM

I'm your huckleberry

Posted by: Doc Asshole at November 21, 2012 07:15 PM (wwsoB)

132 129
I thought we were doing happy stories.

Posted by: Andy at November 21, 2012 07:14 PM (OZPoa)


LauraW did one.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2012 07:16 PM (X6akg)

133 I'll bet if you took Octomom naked skydiving, her cooter would play the Hallelujah Chorus


She would use her labia as a parachute.

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2012 07:16 PM (z9HTb)

134 she should protect her children from the public instead of using them for whatever.
of course we see parents do this shit all the time.



Agreed. Unfortunately, she doesn't have the means to support them without pimping them to the public.

She's a famewhore and a psycho and it's a real shame because the only ones suffering due to that are those poor kids.

Posted by: DangerGirl (@deadlyestrogen) at November 21, 2012 07:16 PM (GrtrJ)

135 No one's brought up how unhappy all those children look.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at November 21, 2012 07:17 PM (BAnPT)

136 Nadya Suleman .... not a Jew

Posted by: Adam Sandler at November 21, 2012 07:18 PM (wwsoB)

137
Eight OctoKids, Eight Reindeer.

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 07:18 PM (lOmbq)

138 I remember hearing she was going to become psychologist. For some odd reason, she reminds me of that creepy woman with Brad Pitt, and it has nothing to do with all her kids.

Posted by: Baldy at November 21, 2012 07:19 PM (opS9C)

139 Now for the B side;

Barack Hussein Obama ... mmm mm mm mmm mmm

Posted by: The Roctuplets at November 21, 2012 07:20 PM (wwsoB)

140 I feel hormonally imbalanced.

Posted by: Ronster at November 21, 2012 07:21 PM (nQMHQ)

141 "138 I remember hearing she was going to become psychologist. For some odd reason, she reminds me of that creepy woman with Brad Pitt, and it has nothing to do with all her kids.

Posted by: Baldy at November 21, 2012 07:19 PM (opS9C) "

Angelina?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:21 PM (hhVWg)

142 Nadya Suleman .... not a Jew


But I bet her agent is!

Posted by: Rod Carew at November 21, 2012 07:22 PM (z9HTb)

143
Supergroup? The band Asia was a supergroup.

I do not think that word means what they think it means.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 07:23 PM (lOmbq)

144 Nadya Suleman .... not a Jew


But I bet her agent is!
Posted by: Rod Carew at November 21, 2012 07:22 PM (z9HTb)

Sounds Turkish or Lebanese?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:24 PM (79ueO)

145 You made fun of me for demanding birth control, but you know this is what I'd be doing if I didn't have access to birth control.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 21, 2012 07:24 PM (9F2c1)

146
Disheartening that the true innocents here will, as usual, suffer the most.

Go give your kids a hug.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 21, 2012 07:24 PM (SAMxH)

147 "143
Supergroup? The band Asia was a supergroup.

I do not think that word means what they think it means.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 07:23 PM (lOmbq) "

I think they mean it has a lot of people in it.



(What a brilliant idea!)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:25 PM (hhVWg)

148 Speaking of a farce:

Gaza rockets hit south after truce; IDF holds fire
After ceasefire between Israel, Hamas takes effect at 9 pm, Gaza terrorists launch rockets toward south. Officials: Next round of violence matter of time
Ynet reporters
Latest Update: 11.22.12, 01:24 / Israel News



Several rockets were launched from Gaza toward south Israel after 9 pm Wednesday, when the ceasefire between Hamas and Israel took effect. The IDF held its fire.

Air raid sirens were heard after 9 pm in Eshkol, Sderot and the Hof Ashkelon and Sha'ar Hanegev regional councils. Rockets landed in the Eshkol and Sha'ar Hanegev regional councils, but there were no reports of injury or damage.

Ya know Netanyahu and Suleman deserve each other

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:26 PM (79ueO)

149 141 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:21 PM (hhVWg) -------- That's it. That woman freaks me out. There is something very odd about Jolie. Same with Octomom, but a different kind of weird, which everyone sees. Jolie- I don't trust the woman, and her face and dead soul bother me. Octomom is just a supersiZed freak...

Posted by: Baldy at November 21, 2012 07:27 PM (opS9C)

150 "149 141 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:21 PM (hhVWg) -------- That's it. That woman freaks me out. There is something very odd about Jolie. Same with Octomom, but a different kind of weird, which everyone sees. Jolie- I don't trust the woman, and her face and dead soul bother me. Octomom is just a supersiZed freak...

Posted by: Baldy at November 21, 2012 07:27 PM (opS9C) "

Whatever. At least she keeps her hair a normal color and doesn't look like everyone else.


(But I would assume the problem to be too much plastic surgery. That's sort of an epidemic too.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:28 PM (hhVWg)

151
There is something very odd about Jolie.

Yeah, but I'd hit it.

Like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 07:29 PM (lOmbq)

152 Ceasefire ....you keep using that word .. I do not think it means what you think it means

Posted by: Hamas at November 21, 2012 07:29 PM (wwsoB)

153 Supergroup? What's that?

Posted by: Blind Faith at November 21, 2012 07:30 PM (wwsoB)

154 Suddenly I don't look so stupid, do I?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 21, 2012 07:30 PM (xSegX)

155 The band Asia was a supergroup.

I do not think that word means what they think it means.


I see what you did there.

Posted by: WTF Do I Know at November 21, 2012 07:30 PM (HtUdo)

156 Nimitz delayed; short stop home for Ike
By Robert Burns - The Associated Press
Posted : Wednesday Nov 21, 2012 17:08:51 EST
WASHINGTON — The Navy says it will temporarily shrink its aircraft carrier presence in the Persian Gulf area from two to one this winter because of a mechanical problem with the carrier Nimitz, based in Bremerton, Wash.

Navy officials said Wednesday the Nimitz, which had been scheduled to deploy to the region in January to relieve the carrier Dwight D. Eisenhower, will put that off until summer in order to complete repairs to its propulsion system.

As a result, the Navy decided to bring the Eisenhower home in December and resurface its flight deck so it can go back to the Gulf area in February and remain for four months. That means that in December and January the carrier John C. Stennis will be the only carrier in that area.

Seems like along with the Hamas victory in Gaza, Iran is having a good week, as the US presence in the Middle East recedes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:31 PM (79ueO)

157 "154 Suddenly I don't look so stupid, do I?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 21, 2012 07:30 PM (xSegX) "

No. Nothing's changed.


(xSegX Heh.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:31 PM (hhVWg)

158 Don't worry. I have a plan to handle this.

Posted by: Sweet Meteor of Death at November 21, 2012 07:32 PM (9F2c1)

159 Fewest veterans in Congress since WWII
By Susan David - USA Today
Posted : Wednesday Nov 21, 2012 7:38:31 EST
WASHINGTON — A decade of wars abroad has not reversed the decline in military veterans serving in Congress. When the next session convenes in January, the two chambers will have the fewest number of veterans serving since World War II. It’s a continuation of a nearly four-decade-long decline of veterans in office since the peak of their service in the years after the Vietnam War.

In 2013, just 19 percent of the 535 combined members in the House and Senate will have active-duty military service on their résumé, down from a peak in 1977, when 80 percent of lawmakers boasted military service. In the current Congress, 22 percent are military veterans.

And conservatives wonder why when Defense is only 13% of the Budget it is getting 50% of the cuts?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:34 PM (79ueO)

160 153
Supergroup? What's that?


Posted by: Blind Faith at November 21, 2012 07:30 PM

Damned if we know ..

Posted by: Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young at November 21, 2012 07:34 PM (wwsoB)

161 Hey, could whoever notices post "New Thread" whenever there's a new thread? That's a pretty useful service.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:35 PM (hhVWg)

162 So that Israel's response can be considered proportional they should make their own version of the hamas rocket and launch one for one right back at them....

Posted by: ET at November 21, 2012 07:35 PM (s72/N)

163 Jesse Jackson, Jr resigned from Congress, acknowledging federal investigation of his situation.

Elections, how do they work?

Posted by: watching at November 21, 2012 07:36 PM (1MePm)

164 "163 Jesse Jackson, Jr resigned from Congress, acknowledging federal investigation of his situation.

Elections, how do they work?

Posted by: watching at November 21, 2012 07:36 PM (1MePm) "

Poorly, it would seem.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:37 PM (hhVWg)

165 161
Hey, could whoever notices post "New Thread" whenever there's a new thread? That's a pretty useful service.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:35 PM

MUMR, please pick up the white courtesy phone

Posted by: AoSHQ Public Address System at November 21, 2012 07:37 PM (wwsoB)

166 "165 161
Hey, could whoever notices post "New Thread" whenever there's a new thread? That's a pretty useful service.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:35 PM

MUMR, please pick up the white courtesy phone

Posted by: AoSHQ Public Address System at November 21, 2012 07:37 PM (wwsoB) "

And?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:37 PM (hhVWg)

167 Bet those kids gangbang off camera.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at November 21, 2012 07:38 PM (GVFlJ)

168 She's a train wreck, but she had one of the best looking boob jobs I've ever seen.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 21, 2012 07:38 PM (z7X0E)

169 Hey, could whoever notices post "New Thread" whenever there's a new thread? That's a pretty useful service.

***

I do, but then sometimes find myself deserted on a dead thread before I realize that others have bailed for a new thread!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:39 PM (piMMO)

170 "167 Bet those kids gangbang off camera.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at November 21, 2012 07:38 PM (GVFlJ) "

Wait, what the fuck does gangbang mean?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:39 PM (hhVWg)

171 "169 Hey, could whoever notices post "New Thread" whenever there's a new thread? That's a pretty useful service.

***

I do, but then sometimes find myself deserted on a dead thread before I realize that others have bailed for a new thread!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:39 PM (piMMO) "

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:39 PM (hhVWg)

172 If a sperm is wasted ... God gets quite irate!

http://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

Posted by: Every Sperm Is Sacred at November 21, 2012 07:40 PM (BAS5M)

173 "172 If a sperm is wasted ... God gets quite irate!

http://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

Posted by: Every Sperm Is Sacred at November 21, 2012 07:40 PM (BAS5M) "

No. Sperm is haploid. It's not alive.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:41 PM (hhVWg)

174 Big surprise.

Obama's NLRB can't possibly make a decision on the Walmart case without more time.

They'll decide.... next week.... after the union fucks up Black Friday.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:42 PM (piMMO)

175 She's a train wreck, but she had one of the best looking boob jobs I've ever seen.


****

DUDE!

EEEEW!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:43 PM (piMMO)

176 At least they're earning money instead of sucking off the public tit.

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 07:43 PM (gBuIk)

177 Obama's NLRB can't possibly make a decision on the Walmart case without more time.

They'll decide.... next week.... after the union fucks up Black Friday.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:42 PM (piMMO)


And as the economy tanks, they will again blame it on President Bush and the Republicans, because, well it works.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:43 PM (79ueO)

178 "174 Big surprise.

Obama's NLRB can't possibly make a decision on the Walmart case without more time.

They'll decide.... next week.... after the union fucks up Black Friday.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:42 PM (piMMO) "

The NLRB doesn't strike me (heh) as all that constitutional.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:43 PM (hhVWg)

179 How could God let this tragedy happen?

He was bust up laughing reading a Krugman article in the Times and it slipped through.

There's an apology memo.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 21, 2012 07:43 PM (r1BoT)

180 It seems that PiL was a supergroup when they did "Album"

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2012 07:43 PM (z9HTb)

181 "176 At least they're earning money instead of sucking off the public tit.

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 07:43 PM (gBuIk) "

This.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:44 PM (hhVWg)

182 At least they're earning money instead of sucking off the public tit.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 07:43 PM (gBuIk)


I am sure they are doing both

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:44 PM (79ueO)

183 In the current Congress, 22 percent are military veterans.

If you count the war on women. I bet it's back up to 80%.

My cooter was awarded "Hero of the Soviet Union", twice!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 21, 2012 07:44 PM (HtUdo)

184 Nadya Suleman's vagina

*gags uncontrollably*

Posted by: George Orwell what knows we have a kinder, gentler tyranny at November 21, 2012 07:44 PM (Lxw+T)

185 "182 At least they're earning money instead of sucking off the public tit.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 07:43 PM (gBuIk)


I am sure they are doing both

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:44 PM (79ueO) "

That's probably true.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:45 PM (hhVWg)

186 NO. No no no no no.

This did not happen, and I will not entertain evidence to the contrary. I was just outside and there were no locust swarms, frogs falling from the sky, or rivers turned to blood.

So see? This can't have happened.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 21, 2012 07:46 PM (X9Mnx)

187 And as the economy tanks, they will again blame it on President Bush and the Republicans, because, well it works.


*****

That's SOOOO two weeks ago!

Now it will be Romney's fault.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:46 PM (piMMO)

188 Hector Camacho shot in the face?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:47 PM (piMMO)

189 Posted by: George Orwell what knows we have a kinder, gentler tyranny at November 21, 2012 07:44 PM

I put a quick caption up on MOASSC, I'd really like to hear from James Tiberius Kirk how it was on that day in 1881

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 07:47 PM (wwsoB)

190 His family is weighing whether to take him off life-support

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:47 PM (piMMO)

191 I was trying really, really hard to get in the Thanksgiving spirit.

If I ever go to the grocery store the day before a holiday again, someone please kill me with a crowbar.

Standing in line behind *cough* EBT recipients *cough* today, and I turn to the magazine stand and see:

Jet Magazine....pic of SCOAMF looking all SCOAMFy with this headline:

"I AM LEGEND. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA"

Just kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 07:47 PM (UOM48)

192 That's SOOOO two weeks ago!

Now it will be Romney's fault.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:46 PM (piMMO)


Well maybe no Romney's fault but for sure those evil Capitalist like Bain Capital. I mean the Twinkie's bakers Union is already doing that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:48 PM (79ueO)

193 OT but AWESOME! This guy:
http://blip.tv/davidhorowitztv/bill-whittle-6444929
(sorry if this was posted on another thread.) Instapundit for the win

Posted by: New to New Orleans at November 21, 2012 07:49 PM (lhX9P)

194 "I AM LEGEND. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA"

Just kill me now.


****

No. Freaking. Way!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO)

195 The Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum suffered such extensive damage during super storm Sandy that it will have to drastically scale down its annual Pearl Harbor Day commemoration, officials said today.

The military museum — which includes the World War II-era aircraft carrier the USS Intrepid — is still without power and likely won’t open until around Christmas.

Because of the lack of power and damages to the museum’s mechanical rooms, the world famous ceremony marking the 71st anniversary of the tragedy will be held on the pier instead of on the Intrepid.

Made it thru WW2 but not Sandy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:50 PM (79ueO)

196 "191 I was trying really, really hard to get in the Thanksgiving spirit.

If I ever go to the grocery store the day before a holiday again, someone please kill me with a crowbar.

Standing in line behind *cough* EBT recipients *cough* today, and I turn to the magazine stand and see:

Jet Magazine....pic of SCOAMF looking all SCOAMFy with this headline:

"I AM LEGEND. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA"

Just kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 07:47 PM (UOM4 "

Isn't "I am Legend" a reference to that book by that guy about the last human man on an Earth full of vampires? Doesn't make much sense. (They made a whole bunch of movies out of it too...)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:50 PM (hhVWg)

197 No. Freaking. Way!


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:49 PM (piMMO



Way. I wanted to kill the EBT recipients/Obamabots with the gold teeth in front on me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 07:50 PM (UOM48)

198 Loved the crack-cocaine production values! You know, we should have more of this kind of post-rational, post-civilized, post-survival kind of postcards from out bleak future, when only politically-approved lesbians will be allowed to reproduce by Totalitarian functionaries who finally passe the "god-law". They passed it in order to find out what's in it. Cheaper than a hadron collider!

Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 07:51 PM (1V6Pv)

199 Dammit. "of" not "on" me.

Then, on the way home, there's the Shell station with "EBT benefits welcome here."



Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 07:52 PM (UOM48)

200 The Intrepid Sea, Air Space Museum suffered such extensive damage
during super storm Sandy that it will have to drastically scale down its
annual Pearl Harbor Day commemoration, officials said today.



The military museum — which includes the World War II-era aircraft
carrier the USS Intrepid — is still without power and likely won’t open
until around Christmas.



Because of the lack of power and damages to the museum’s mechanical
rooms, the world famous ceremony marking the 71st anniversary of the
tragedy will be held on the pier instead of on the Intrepid.



Made it thru WW2 but not Sandy?


****

The "tent" protecting the space shuttle was damaged as well.

HOUSTON didn't get a damned shuttle, but NYC did, and they leave it atop a carrier with only a greenhouse-type tent protecting it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:53 PM (piMMO)

201 On topic, Nadya could rent out her vagina as subsidized housing.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 07:53 PM (UOM48)

202 She's dead in the water Keptain.

Posted by: Scotty at November 21, 2012 07:54 PM (NIZHJ)

203 I put a quick caption up on MOASSC, I'd really like to hear from James Tiberius Kirk how it was on that day in 1881


Done.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows we have a kinder, gentler tyranny at November 21, 2012 07:54 PM (Lxw+T)

204 Because of the lack of power and damages to the
museum’s mechanical rooms, the world famous ceremony marking the 71st
anniversary of the tragedy will be held on the pier instead of on the
Intrepid.



Made it thru WW2 but not Sandy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:50 PM

Doctor, even I, a half-Vulcan, could hear the death scream of four hundred Vulcan minds crying out over the distance between us.

Posted by: Spock at November 21, 2012 07:55 PM (wwsoB)

205 HOUSTON didn't get a damned shuttle, but NYC did, and they leave it atop a carrier with only a greenhouse-type tent protecting it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:53 PM (piMMO)


Well thanks to NASA becoming a Muslim Outreach program, it's not like the Shuttle is going anywhere anyway?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 07:56 PM (79ueO)

206 I wish she would make sex tape with Eric Cantor.

Posted by: Baldy at November 21, 2012 07:56 PM (opS9C)

207 I wish she would make sex tape with Eric Cantor.


****

WTH are you thinking???!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 07:57 PM (piMMO)

208 Call it a deep understanding of the way things happen to Vulcans, but I know that not a person, not even the computers on board the Intrepid, knew what was killing them or would have understood it had they known.

Posted by: Spock at November 21, 2012 07:57 PM (wwsoB)

209 I wish she would make sex tape with Eric Cantor.

Well it won't be Harry Reid, he doesn't go for adult women.

Posted by: WTF Do I Know at November 21, 2012 07:59 PM (HtUdo)

210 SPOILER ALERT










Anyway, by the end of that book, the hero realizes/is told that from the perspective of the newly-formed vampire society, he is a criminal, and he dies.


(The author was trying to make all sorts of points.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 07:59 PM (hhVWg)

211 Because of the lack of power and damages to the museum’s mechanical rooms, the world famous ceremony marking the 71st anniversary of the tragedy will be held on the pier instead of on the Intrepid.

So Pearl Harbor was a tragedy. You know, like a bad storm. Nobody's fault. Could have happened to anyone.

Posted by: rickl at November 21, 2012 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

212 Give it a rest, Spock. This thread is about crazy ass sex with a crazy ass bitch who has Amok Time about 364 days a year. The other day she has a headache.

Be glad you're a vulcan.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at November 21, 2012 08:00 PM (Lxw+T)

213 Making a chocolate pecan pie now, and all my side dishes are done for tomorrow.

Then I'm going to have a drink or twelve and go to bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 08:00 PM (UOM48)

214 Shame on me for knowing this, but the litter was born via c-section.

Posted by: museisluse at November 21, 2012 08:00 PM (SsWgR)

215 Call it a deep understanding of the way things happen to Vulcans, but I
know that not a person, not even the computers on board the Intrepid,
knew what was killing them or would have understood it had they known.


We're not going to re-hash the whole ORCA thing again are we? I'm sick of it.

Posted by: WTF Do I Know at November 21, 2012 08:01 PM (HtUdo)

216 Does anyone make mince meat pies anymore?

Posted by: Ronster at November 21, 2012 08:01 PM (nQMHQ)

217 So Pearl Harbor was a tragedy. You know, like a bad storm. Nobody's fault. Could have happened to anyone.

Well, actually it's the fault of the white man's racism in the West, hating on those "yellow" people.

I am the everyman, you all love me.

Posted by: Tom Hanks at November 21, 2012 08:01 PM (Lxw+T)

218 So Nadia Suleman, Janeane Garaofalo, and Sandra Fluke walk into a bar ...

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2012 08:01 PM (BAS5M)

219 This is grotesque and terribly sad. I'm not listening to the song. I fear it will haunt me. Do progressives ever acknowledge the decay of our culture?

Posted by: L is an elle at November 21, 2012 08:02 PM (0PiQ4)

220 "214 Shame on me for knowing this, but the litter was born via c-section.

Posted by: museisluse at November 21, 2012 08:00 PM (SsWgR) "

That's frankly the best way to be born!


(Unfortunately, my mother was a traditionalist. I don't think I quite enjoyed my birth. )

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 08:02 PM (hhVWg)

221 I watched a few seconds of it and turned it off.
Isn't the welfare they get enough? Glad to see one kid didn't join the group.

We need a new thread, and please delete this one.

Posted by: CarolT at November 21, 2012 08:03 PM (z4WKX)

222 So Nadia Suleman, Janeane Garaofalo, and Sandra Fluke walk into a bar ...
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2012 08:01 PM (BAS5M)

and I run the fuck out so when I am blitz for last call I don't make a fatal mistake!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 08:03 PM (79ueO)

223 "219 This is grotesque and terribly sad. I'm not listening to the song. I fear it will haunt me. Do progressives ever acknowledge the decay of our culture?

Posted by: L is an elle at November 21, 2012 08:02 PM (0PiQ4) "

It's all Progress. Comrade.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 08:04 PM (hhVWg)

224 Standing in line behind *cough* EBT recipients *cough* today, and I turn to the magazine stand and see:

Jet Magazine....pic of SCOAMF looking all SCOAMFy with this headline:

"I AM LEGEND. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA"

Just kill me now.

Between THIS, which I see every damn day down in here in South Texas and the half-assed attempt at stardom/fame from the poor things ejected from a welfare-octo-mom, I have about fucking had it.

I am sick and tired of paying for other people's mistakes. My wife and I jokingly bet about whether the person in front of us at the HEB (grocery store for you non-Texans) will pay with cash, credit or Lone Star. Lone Star Card is the EBT/ Food Stamp Card of Texas, and I guess you can get all kinds of shit with it from what I see in the grocery line.

Sorry for the rant, just had to vent.

BTW, Austin did a great job with the Formula 1 race this weekend. Lots of foreign visitors, great weather, and a great experience. Rick Perry gave the winner (Lewis Hamilton) his trophy. Go Texas!

Posted by: pilot141 at November 21, 2012 08:04 PM (DC0KN)

225 Lindsey Stone's father wants us all to know that she's real sorry, she isn't like that at all nor is her family, and that he is appalled.

Lindsey is 30, single, and lives at home with her parents.

i.e., a classic TFGbot.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2012 08:05 PM (ccXZP)

226 "224 Standing in line behind *cough* EBT recipients *cough* today, and I turn to the magazine stand and see:

Jet Magazine....pic of SCOAMF looking all SCOAMFy with this headline:

"I AM LEGEND. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA"

Just kill me now.

Between THIS, which I see every damn day down in here in South Texas and the half-assed attempt at stardom/fame from the poor things ejected from a welfare-octo-mom, I have about fucking had it.

I am sick and tired of paying for other people's mistakes. My wife and I jokingly bet about whether the person in front of us at the HEB (grocery store for you non-Texans) will pay with cash, credit or Lone Star. Lone Star Card is the EBT/ Food Stamp Card of Texas, and I guess you can get all kinds of shit with it from what I see in the grocery line.

Sorry for the rant, just had to vent.

BTW, Austin did a great job with the Formula 1 race this weekend. Lots of foreign visitors, great weather, and a great experience. Rick Perry gave the winner (Lewis Hamilton) his trophy. Go Texas!

Posted by: pilot141 at November 21, 2012 08:04 PM (DC0KN) "

That was a pretty weak rant.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 08:06 PM (hhVWg)

227 So Nadia Suleman, Janeane Garaofalo, and Sandra Fluke walk into a bar ...

The bartender says "Hey, we don't get many dysfunctional preening gashflappers in here" Nadia replies "And at these prices, will you just knock me up and call it even?"

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 21, 2012 08:06 PM (Lxw+T)

228 212
Give it a rest, Spock. This thread is about crazy ass sex with a crazy
ass bitch who has Amok Time about 364 days a year. The other day she
has a headache.



Be glad you're a vulcan.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at November 21, 2012 08:00 PM

The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of a few. Or the one

Posted by: Spock at November 21, 2012 08:07 PM (wwsoB)

229 Lindsey is 30, single, and lives at home with her parents.


She likes walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, all that shit.

Please take her off my hands.

Posted by: Mr Stone at November 21, 2012 08:08 PM (z9HTb)

230 "227 So Nadia Suleman, Janeane Garaofalo, and Sandra Fluke walk into a bar ...

The bartender says "Hey, we don't get many dysfunctional preening gashflappers in here" Nadia replies "And at these prices, will you just knock me up and call it even?"

Posted by: George Orwell what knows 47% got a fever and Uncle Sugar is the only cure at November 21, 2012 08:06 PM (Lxw+T) "



(Better than what I was going to post.)
(Which is why I didn't.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 08:08 PM (hhVWg)

231 "228 212
Give it a rest, Spock. This thread is about crazy ass sex with a crazy
ass bitch who has Amok Time about 364 days a year. The other day she
has a headache.



Be glad you're a vulcan.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at November 21, 2012 08:00 PM

The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of a few. Or the one

Posted by: Spock at November 21, 2012 08:07 PM (wwsoB) "

Stalin (and Leftists in general) agree. Which is why "Spock" said it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 08:09 PM (hhVWg)

232 Mom doing porn, kids rapping, sounds like a well adjusted family that'll produce some productive additions to society.

Posted by: booger at November 21, 2012 08:09 PM (HI6wa)

233 "232 Mom doing porn, kids rapping, sounds like a well adjusted family that'll produce some productive additions to society.

Posted by: booger at November 21, 2012 08:09 PM (HI6wa) "

Well, they actually are quite well adjusted to the clusterfuck we call contemporary society.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 08:11 PM (hhVWg)

234 So Nadia Suleman, Janeane Garaofalo, and Sandra Fluke walk into a bar ...

But there's only one empty bar stool. And Janeane says, "Hey, there's no place for us all to sit", so Sandra says "No problem, just flip it over". But Nadia replies, "That's fine, but where are you two going to sit?".

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay's Misogynist Brother at November 21, 2012 08:12 PM (HtUdo)

235 @172 sacred sperm... I generally approve. I'll bet any future dependents on Freedom of Speech will want a few million more of those Anglican Parish Picnic lookalikes instead of the same number of clit-slashing, honor-killing, cousin-marrying dross they've got now.

Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 08:12 PM (1V6Pv)

236 gashflappers

[wipes tear from eye] That's beautiful, man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2012 08:13 PM (BAS5M)

237 Those children don't deserve a mother like Nadya. They deserve a mother like Elton John.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 21, 2012 08:13 PM (kxlCQ)

238 *looks into future*

I foresee Octomom's kids and Honey Boo Boo appearing on Geezer Jerry Springer in the future.

There will be clothes rippin' and hair pullin' involved. And incest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 08:13 PM (UOM48)

239 "238 *looks into future*

I foresee Octomom's kids and Honey Boo Boo appearing on Geezer Jerry Springer in the future.

There will be clothes rippin' and hair pullin' involved. And incest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 08:13 PM (UOM4 "

In the future, Jerry Springer will be considered "conservative."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 08:15 PM (hhVWg)

240
What ever happened to the doc who implanted octuplets in this mentally unstable, indigent mother of six?

There has to be a lawsuit. Terrible ethics violation.

Posted by: Justamom at November 21, 2012 08:16 PM (Sptt8)

241 Later, all.


God bless.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 08:16 PM (hhVWg)

242 That was a pretty weak rant.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 21, 2012 08:06 PM (hhVWg)

Yeah, but I can't come in here just wishing death on all the poor people. Gotta establish some street cred, right?

THEN I can wish death on all the poor moochers!

Posted by: pilot141 at November 21, 2012 08:16 PM (DC0KN)

243 Hey everyone. Nadia is the new normal. We are the oddballs in this corrupt culture.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 21, 2012 08:18 PM (jucos)

244 so. Why havent there been Walking Dead threads when they premiered?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at November 21, 2012 08:18 PM (Cjjf6)

245 I foresee Octomom's kids and Honey Boo Boo appearing on Geezer Jerry Springer in the future.

There will be clothes rippin' and hair pullin' involved. And incest.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 08:13 PM

I don't think they'll be recording "Only Time Will Tell"

Posted by: Asia, the other Supergroup at November 21, 2012 08:19 PM (wwsoB)

246 NHL talks quickly broke off again Wednesday after the players made a new proposal they said left sides separated by less than $40 million annually over a five-year contract and commissioner Gary Bettman immediately rejected the plan, saying "we're still far apart."

On the 67th day of a lockout that already has led to the cancellation of more than a quarter of the regular season, the sides didn't set a date to get back together.

"On the big things there was as of today no reciprocity in any meaningful sense, no movement on the players' share, no movement on salary-arbitration eligibility, no movement on free agency eligibility, no agreement on a pension plan," union head Donald Fehr said.

hockey? Who gives a rat's ass about hockey? How stupid are these 2 sides?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2012 08:21 PM (79ueO)

247 A little brain bleach. Apply as needed:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/9mssca8

Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 08:22 PM (1V6Pv)

248 Colin Quinn clip on BOR cracking me up.

He said the U.S. is like the Costco of empire failing: We are combining the methods of all other fallen empires into one.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 08:24 PM (piMMO)

249 A little brain bleach. Apply as needed:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/9mssca8


****

But what, pray tell, will remove THAT from my mind?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 08:25 PM (piMMO)

250 hockey? Who gives a rat's ass about hockey? How stupid are these 2 sides?

You would think they'd learn from Hostess.

But the thing is that no sports owner is making money anymore. The owners really have nothing to lose.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 21, 2012 08:25 PM (xSegX)

251
13 of "Octomom" Nadya Suleman's 14 Children Form "Supergroup" And Cut Christmas Record






"What do you call an act like that?"

"The Aristocrats!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 21, 2012 08:25 PM (kdS6q)

252 74
How many years did it take to collect all that sperm? I bet the injection needle tried to walk away more than once.

---------------

Documentary about the machine they used to collect the sperm:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072730/

If you've seen the film, you know which scene I'm thinking of.

Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 21, 2012 08:25 PM (c16IJ)

253 This song makes me pine for "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer".

Posted by: MrCaniac at November 21, 2012 08:26 PM (Zd/NW)

254 But what, pray tell, will remove THAT from my mind?


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 08:25 PM (piMMO)


When someone starts a post with the words 'brain bleach', I never, ever click on the link.....ever.

Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2012 08:27 PM (X6akg)

255 But the thing is that no sports owner is making money anymore. The owners really have nothing to lose.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 21, 2012 08:25 PM (xSegX)

--Except for the Toronto Maple Leafs [sic]. They practically print money because their fans will put up with shitty product year after year.

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 08:28 PM (gBuIk)

256 She and her ilk are why Obama was reelected.

<a
title=FR107 href=http://www.hqew.net/product-data/FR107
target=_blank>FR107</a>


Posted by: Joey89924 at November 21, 2012 08:28 PM (IHTrh)

257 This song makes me pine for "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer".

[url=http://www.hqew.net/product-data/FR107]FR107[/url]

Posted by: Joey89924 at November 21, 2012 08:29 PM (IHTrh)

258
http://www.hqew.net/product-data/FR107

Posted by: Joey89924 at November 21, 2012 08:29 PM (IHTrh)

259 @249 alternative brain bleach...http://preview.tinyurl.com/9wmff4s
It seems to me one can hear the death-anguish of the millions and millions of victims of Totalitarians @ 2:48. (The preceding passage is the sound of good men doing nothing.) As I tell my kids, some of it is difficult music, but it is not inaccessible.

Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 08:30 PM (1V6Pv)

260 Is there a TB3K in the house?

Posted by: Fire mission, Over at November 21, 2012 08:31 PM (z9HTb)

261 WTH?!

This is hilarious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s-Bacon_number

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 08:35 PM (piMMO)

262 Watching "This is America, Charlie Brown." You know, history and shit.

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 08:36 PM (gBuIk)

263 --and I'll post my annual reminder that the first English Thanksgiving in America was celebrated in Virginia, not Massachusetts.

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 08:37 PM (gBuIk)

264 I don't know why the fourteenth didn't join.


One can hope that the fourteenth one has the common decency to feel shame.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 08:38 PM (yh0zB)

265 See you brats on "America's Got Talent", bitchez!

http://tinyurl.com/6zmfec

Posted by: Teh Jingle Kittehs at November 21, 2012 08:38 PM (wwsoB)

266 Wait, this is not the holiday recipe thread? My bad . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 08:39 PM (kpCLl)

267 Useful backgrounder on Hamas: http://preview.tinyurl.com/bew45xr

Posted by: Thorvald "His Thorvald number is zero by definition" at November 21, 2012 08:40 PM (1V6Pv)

268 I just noticed that new thread smell is gone.

Posted by: Butters at November 21, 2012 08:40 PM (NIZHJ)

269 266
Wait, this is not the holiday recipe thread? My bad . . .


Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 08:39 PM

This is the Rise and Fall of California Part 397 thread

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 08:41 PM (wwsoB)

270
O.P.P yeah you know thrus. ???? Not even sure how to make this work

Posted by: Naughty by Nature at November 21, 2012 08:41 PM (pB3NK)

271 This is the Rise and Fall of California Part 397 thread

I think it's pretty much just Fall from here on out.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 21, 2012 08:42 PM (Lxw+T)

272 I think this thread is Ace's way of saying

"Whatever, I'm going to get shitfaced drunk tonight"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2012 08:42 PM (wwsoB)

273 http://is.gd/8e2Oaj

Posted by: sTevo at November 21, 2012 08:42 PM (VMcEw)

274 272 I think this thread is Ace's way of saying

"Whatever, I'm going to get shitfaced drunk tonight"


In other words, "Wednesday."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows þr0n is your constitutionally guaranteed entitlement at November 21, 2012 08:43 PM (Lxw+T)

275 263
--and I'll post my annual reminder that the first English Thanksgiving
in America was celebrated in Virginia, not Massachusetts.

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 08:37 PM (gBuIk)

Hear, Hear!!

Posted by: MrCaniac, proud Virginian at November 21, 2012 08:44 PM (Zd/NW)

276 --and I'll post my annual reminder that the first English Thanksgiving

in America was celebrated in Virginia, not Massachusetts.



Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 08:37 PM (gBuIk)

Hear, Hear!!


Posted by: MrCaniac, proud Virginian at November 21, 2012 08:44 PM (Zd/NW)



Whatever. We still don't give a fuck how you do things up North.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 08:45 PM (yh0zB)

277 Posted by: sTevo at November 21, 2012 08:42 PM (VMcEw)

Suckup

Posted by: Ronster at November 21, 2012 08:45 PM (nQMHQ)

278 *labors mightily to inject New Life into this thread*
Gee, I wonder why the WH won't release photos of His August man-god Presence during the benghazi attack? http://preview.tinyurl.com/b7jt86d

Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 08:45 PM (1V6Pv)

279 232 Mom doing porn, kids rapping, sounds like a well adjusted family that'll produce some productive additions to society.
Posted by: booger at November 21, 2012 08:09 PM (HI6wa)


Rumor has it that they're in contract talks to do a Partridge Family Redux TV series... co-starring Sanny Bonaduce as Nadya's gonzo gynecologist.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 21, 2012 08:47 PM (6dPvK)

280
Whatever. We still don't give a fuck how you do things up North.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 08:45 PM (yh0zB



I lol'd.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 08:48 PM (UOM48)

281 What a steal!

Just $1500 per month fr spacious 220 sq ft apartment!

Act fast!

http://tinyurl.com/acacoaf

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 08:49 PM (piMMO)

282
Whatever. We still don't give a fuck how you do things up North.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 08:45 PM (yh0zB)

Mighty tough words from somebody from NORTH Carolina.

Posted by: MrCaniac, proud Virginian at November 21, 2012 08:50 PM (Zd/NW)

283 Kirk Cameron turned into quite the yummy man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 08:50 PM (piMMO)

284 It's just another day here in Canada tomorrow. I'll miss most of Houston-Detroit with classes. *SIGH*

Is the Notre Dame-USC game Friday?

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 08:50 PM (gBuIk)

285 283 Kirk Cameron turned into quite the yummy man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 08:50 PM (piMMO)

--Does he still believe in that Rapture stuff?

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 08:51 PM (gBuIk)

286 @281 I guess they can still go naked indoors. With a little mazola and some plastic sheeting, might not be too bad.

Posted by: Thorvald at November 21, 2012 08:51 PM (1V6Pv)

287 I hope the libtards in LA enjoyed their SEIU Thanksgiving fuck-up at LAX today. I actually saw an idiot (who had made it to the airport on time) say, "Hey, I'm behind the unions!" or some such shit.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2012 08:52 PM (UOM48)

288 We are so fuckin' doomed. I volunteer Califuckinbullshitfornia to go first.

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 08:53 PM (kpCLl)

289 --Does he still believe in that Rapture stuff?


****

I'm gonna take a swing and say Yes".

He's still a god-looking man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 08:54 PM (piMMO)

290 Is the Notre Dame-USC game Friday?

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 08:50 PM (gBuIk)
Saturday.
dumbass


Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 08:55 PM (kpCLl)

291
I'm gonna post this until New Years:
Halloween:
1912--Jack O'Lanterns, Tricks or Treats
2012: Slutty Zombies and 20 year old ToTer's
Thanksgiving:
1912--Thanks for all you have, dinner with family
2012--Football and Insane Shopping
Christmas:
1912--Birth of Christ, family, trees, some gifts
2012--Gifts,shopping,gifts,shopping
Easter:
1912--Resurrection of Christ
2012--Bunnies, coloredeggs
July 4th:
1912--Independence Day
2012--fireworks, cookouts

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 21, 2012 08:55 PM (9ghZ6)

292 good-looking

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 08:55 PM (piMMO)

293 Mighty tough words from somebody from NORTH Carolina.


Posted by: MrCaniac, proud Virginian at November 21, 2012 08:50 PM (Zd/NW)


Still south of you...

Funny story, my daughter who works in a convenience store in Jacksonville FL was approached by someone who wanted to know how much further south he needed to go to get to South Carolina. He tried and tried but could not get her to understand that one must travel south to get to SOUTH Carolina...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 08:56 PM (yh0zB)

294 >> Whatever. We still don't give a fuck how you do things up North.

Exactly, You wankers are still baking your turkeys. We fry ours, then deep fat fry a batch of Twinkies in the leftover peanut oil.

But with the Twinkie shortage, and the refusal of the TFG administration to release additional Twinkies from the National Twinkie Reserve, we can use Moon Pies instead.


Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2012 08:56 PM (ccXZP)

295
The bartender says "Hey, we don't get many dysfunctional preening gashflappers in here" Nadia replies "And at these prices, will you just knock me up and call it even?"

Aaaaand, it's right along here that I mention that Dysfunctional Preening Gashflappers would be a great name for a band.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 21, 2012 08:56 PM (lOmbq)

296 thank you, Niedermeyer, for the clarifications, I was just about to ask "whu?" Who you talkin' about, anyway?

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 08:57 PM (kpCLl)

297 Oh, gaaah, why even pretend I'm not semi-inebriated and my fingers ain't workin' right?

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 08:58 PM (kpCLl)

298 thank you, Niedermeyer, for the clarifications, I was just about to ask "whu?" Who you talkin' about, anyway?


****

Kirk Cameron

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 21, 2012 08:59 PM (piMMO)

299 --Does he still believe in that Rapture stuff?

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 08:51 PM (gBuIk)


Seeing how he's an evangelist minister, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say...

yes.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2012 09:00 PM (yh0zB)

300 >> Aaaaand, it's right along here that I mention that Dysfunctional Preening Gashflappers would be a great name for a band.

I dunno, that sounds more like a good name for an incurable social disease.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2012 09:01 PM (ccXZP)

301 And, GnuBreed nails it!

Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 09:11 PM (kpCLl)

302 290 Is the Notre Dame-USC game Friday?

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 08:50 PM (gBuIk)
Saturday.
dumbass


Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2012 08:55 PM (kpCLl)

--Hey, there are college games on Thanksgiving Friday. Smartass.

Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2012 09:32 PM (gBuIk)

303 Nadya Suleman's vagina is like a road production of "Oliver Twist". When she's ready to go, it sings "Consider Yourself".

Posted by: Rich Fader at November 22, 2012 08:41 PM (ieaOs)






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